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we will beat monaco/qarabag then bar/che is tough but we got this!!!
then its a win win as liverpool (reapet last year), tottenham? same sh*i ,
if not then juve and athletico ez,
then final is arsenal/bayern/city/madrid/inter
inter= 5-0 madrid= 4-0 city= 4-2 arsenal= 3-1 bayern= 2-0
WE CAN GO BACK TO BACK (but not demebelol 🙁 )
only real oppenent is chelsea which aint that good
Lol Newcastle deep down know they should of lost lmao
It's fine
It's not as humiliating as the Madrid match
Dembele needs to sort out his mind
He's mainly the reason we didn't win today
Ran up whilst Vitinha laid him a pass full back turned which eventually led up to a foul then them capitalising and scoring.....
I don't think we'll beat Barcelona at this rate tbh
Chelsea is a better Chance
Guess we'll have to wait and see
We better not do anything embarrassing
We have beaten Barca so I'd prefer facing Chelsea.
Since we lost the CWC to them, our players might get more motivated to prove themselves.
chelseas playstyle is like our kryptonite
barca is more like our playstyle except we execute it better
id prefer facing barca
Why did PSG tie vs Newcastle?
No mate, we're very different in comparison to PSG.
Unless you mean both are extra attacking teams, then yes.
Cause we suck
Or Kvara injury?
Parce qu'on est inefficace devant les buts
Ich spreche kein français.
Et que derrière on est fébrile en grande partie car :
- Nos gardiens ne sont pas au niveau
- Marquinhos est ignoble cette saison
- Beaucoup de blessures aussi et des joueurs en difficultés physiquement et mentalement
- Après avoir tout gagné tu as aussi une fatigue mentale, mais ça c'est pas normal, on devrait être plus motivé pour marquer davantage l'histoire normalement
Need a Raphinha in your squad, Doue's been out of form as well.
Translated because I can't fully express myself as I'd like in English
aucun problème.

Doué et Dembele ont enchaîné les blessures malheureusement, Barcola a de grosses difficultés à la finition, et kvara choisit ses matchs donc effectivement offensivement on a du mal, je sais pas si on a besoin d'un raphinha mais pour moi la priorité doit être un gardien et un défenseur central pour remplacer Marquinhos
Zabarnyi n'est pas au niveau aussi
Merci
Je suis d'accord, mais Je pense que l'équipe a besoin d'un finisseur fiable ; le trio offensif compte trois joueurs du nom de Yamal à moins que Doue ne soit de retour.
(It's Google translate, I don't speak French in case it's poorly written)
You can write in your own language if you want, I'll translate.
En sois ça dépend parce que la saison dernière c'était les mêmes attaquants et pourtant tu marques quasiment le même nombre de buts sur l'année 2025 que le Barça de la MSN, s'ils retrouvent leur efficacité ça sera pas un problème, maintenant moi ce qui m'inquiète c'est Marquinhos et les gardiens
Je suis d'accord mon pote.

This attack 😭🙏🏽
What are we planning to do tonight
And also will need to talk about the problems with the team
We are go
Pen Strasbourg
SAVED BY THE GREAT RUSSIAN WALL
MY GOAT SAFONOV
MAYULU GOALLLLLLLL
GET IN
Merci vraiment les gars
Franchement
On peut pas être tranquille un moment
Safonov big save
This psg attack really needs to be subbed at half time they’re giving no options
Such negative football, left to right back to defense
We are so fucking bad
That attack literally gives zero options to the midfield 😂
They stand up top and make no movements to be open for a pass
Dembouz, Lee and Doue on
Let's hope to be more threatning and efficient this time
Man man man...
This team really isn't it
This is painful too much
No pressure, no communication, bad finishing, just passing hoping for an defensive error inshallah type ball
Probably 2025 was only it for them
That's why I blame the club for not improving the team
We won't be injury-free every season
This shows now
It's sad now
Zaire emery is useless
Any player that isn’t starting 11 is genuinely awful, such terrible squad depth
Red card
Hakimi
This is just perfect
Harsh decision even if the tackle is bad itself but anyway
Ligue 1 refereeing 🤷🏽♂️
Bro wtf why isn't he giving away fouls for this
Can't be shocked
LFGGGG
NUNOOOOO
That assist was magestic man
LEE I MISSED YOU MAN
Nuno take a bow
That was incredible skills again
FT
2-1 win at la Meinau
Where we almost never win at
Happy moment for The John Mario
psg winning the ucl 2026
HBD! 🎂
Lee staysss
He's been so good lately?
Watched him for 90 mins and other than a good cross he was useless
Yeah 🔥 so back
PSG ladies match tomorrow
MATCHDAY NOW
CLASSIQUE
WE NEED TO WIN THIS
KICK-OFF!
DEMBOUIZZ
Dembele's on Fire today
KVAAAARA WHAT A GOAL
OMG
WHAT A GOAL
5-0
THE NEW ENTRANT LEEE
OMGGGGGGG
DRO DEBUT
WE ARE SOOOOOOO BACKKKKKK 😍🖐🏾
Omg he really scored?
Time to check the goal then
What a first touch🔥 I was afraid that Enrique would keep him on the bench but I am happy he came back stronger and scored a goal like that

When will we see Doué back to form?
best comp i’ve watched on twitter to this day, pure artistry at work
shows how little fx or wordplay compares to a real story
smooth operator
😄
Bro made a Bag 💰 💸 🤑
🙏 🕊️
Real 🤣
Predictions
Nice nice
Dembele will score one, maybe vitinha and neves
And I also predict kvaratskhelia's assist
But let's see what will happen
Doue brace
Let's see👀
Wake up Doue
https://x.com/i/status/2022358469412839704 nice XI tbh
How is the game going
Psg loosing
1st half just ended
Always him
rennes goalkeeper is on another level
barcola might have one of the worst end products ever
cant pass or shoot a ball
Lmao what is happening 💔
brooo
what is this giving the ball away and getting countered everytime
some of these players cant pass a ball
playing with barcola and zaire emery is like playing with 9 men
and the goalkeeper why would they ever sell donnararumma
zaire emery ban him from the squad
we had no choice
Also stop hating on our players after 1 bad game
@pine herald well shag a donkey.. psg lost 3-1.. At least I predicted dembele's goal🤷♂️
Ligue 1 really crazy this year
Omg what is this!!?
Lens back at it tomorrow
Indeed
I HATE CHEVALIER OMG
What is this guy
And zabarnyi 😭
I kinda feel like these players have gotten arrogant after that last season
Doue needs to improve
Why
He didn’t even play
He wasn't liable to these many mistakes at shot stopping
So you’re just hating to hate? 😭
Safonov is better
Kinda
Pro Hater
Wow
Guys btw
What do y'all think about
Zabarnyi
I think he's been underperforming
I'm not a psg fan but I think he's been poor.
naseru vam do huby
Why is he such a hit or miss?
When he plays he's class but he's inconsistent.
I'd still think Zaire should start over Ruiz, Ruiz fell off.
Best game I saw him play was at rb
In the right cm position I think he loses the ball in bad areas and starts counters for the other team
New Daily Question: (Start, Bench, Sell)
What a game vs Newcastle though.
when hes given space sure hes good
but how often do psg midfielders have space
when he has pressure on him he always makes the wrong choice
not even sure psg win the league if barcola and zaire keep stinking it up
i mean in general any player that isnt startign 11 material is really average
is chevalier injured or just no longer starting? He didn't start the last 4
Finally I'm going to be able to watch the game!! See ya'll later
Hope we don't have an embarrassing game please
Boys I'm looking at ya'll
Ay these lads better not fuck around today
Monaco's squad is decimated as I've seen
But they still will find a way to cook us
Hope they learned from the L1 game last time
1-0
let chevalier start again idc
What the hell.
😭
awful positioning from safonov
Yeah..
monaco still our kryptonite huh
Guys wtf
I haven't woken up and we already conceded
Maybe I'll go right back to bed 😭
We need to rebuild
What the I'm shocked
when you start barcola and zaire emery youre asking for problems
Every other keeper looks great now
Lucho is leaving at the end of the season I am calling it right now
1-0 already
Uh what?
Close neves
Sacré PSG
2-0
ahaha
@sick totem yo what’s going on 😭
Bro what's happening
a useless goalkeeper
DUDE WHAT
rather watch the other match than this one, can't see the club lose again
I WENT TO WATCH THE 1 MIN REPLAY AND WE CONCEDED IN THAT TIME
Who’s taking it
That would be very humiliating!
Omg. Pls viti
No.
💔
yeah hes a terrible pen taker
Oh god
Ok ima turn this shit off
literally everything is going wrong
No 😭
he puts no power into them
ATLEAST THE BALL LOOKS COOL
@sick totem Bonjour
I was expecting a tough game but not a shit game!!
Bullies are here already!!
I already pinged him
No no
We just wanted to check out how john is yk
It’s been a while since we last talked
💔
Stop throwing wild accusations
dembele off?
For?
Wtf is going on
Tf dembele injured
I’ve been a dembele lover because of john
(For 1 week)
Oh
well he wasnt fully fit
barcola still on, basically psg asking to score 0 goals, sub off the only goal scorer
I’ve been a dembele lover since January 22 26
You lot gonna do a comeback anyways
We know the script
IK
Fr
YASSSSS
Let's gooo
4-2 let's goo
Comeback timeee
thats all doue a good finish
Barcola Assist right??
Yes
My goat BB 🤍
Yaaas
doue might be locked in
Can't believe i got 3 warnings asking me to stop using caps else ill be muted 😭
I'm such a cooperative human 😔
if only we scored that pen
dembele isnt convincing at pens either tbf
Thought he might have come up with a new pen strategy by now
he didnt use that arsenal technique
he shot it normally but
not placed well and keeper guessed right sadly
Looked even worse to me
we should let nuno shoot them ngl
Kvara is not ok?
Doue I guess and nuno seem most stable at pens
REALLY???
I got another caps warning
Really??
Damn
that reminded me of the city goal wtf
G O A T
doue shot, rebound goes in
@sick totem YO WE DID ITT 2-2 LETS GOOO
Beautiful
I'm so happy I don't think hakimi has scored in a while in my memory
doue is so locked in
Wait so was Dembele the problem?
Arh almost
hes not fully fit tbf
doue brought in lots of energy
doesnt misplace any pass
presses well
the problem was the defence
we are lucky that we scored from low xG shots
nice freekick position
could it be!?
Oh didnt realise it's 45min
halftime
2-2
I see
Thanks
@pine herald you think Benfica will win this?
It says online that dembele left w an injury
I hope it's nothing just a prevention
He just got his form back recently
No chance
0-0 i think
They disappeared after 15 mins 
Yh let's see
Hes lookin not fit and he missed 3 already
Hopefully scores 2nd half
Scraping his sock off
Vini goal
Kyky assist
PERFECTION
Why are u guys cheering for Real
I rilli hope he doesnt get injured again i will cry ong
Aren't u benfica fan ?
Bro woke me up
Also they finally get their deserved red lol
ZAIRE EMERY NOO😭😭
It will end 2-2
Where's @paper pollen
We have no bench
Bro again
Ahhhh wzeee
Zaire
This guy is our nunez
That's a bit stretching it 😭
We got that fabulous guy beraldo
If we dont score another after all of this...
Joao is so good honestly
SORRY FOR SPOILING
Beautiful goal !!!
LESGOO
Are we going to 4-2 ???
DOUEEEE
Doues confidence is back
Omg
Well it is 11v10
I was busily celebrating and heard
lee on
potential pen for them?
LEEEE
No pen yep
Oh no
Wow
My sister sent me a photo ❤️❤️ unfortunately I can’t watch
Aw okay will ping u if anything notable happens
With lee
Thank you! 😛
Just realised it's his birthday tomorrow
Doue cmon hat trick pls
Has Doue ever scored a hattrick
Bro Monaco are playing balogun and insha'allah
Omg is it
Happy birthday king
I’m so excited next week i can finally tune into the matches again!!
I don’t think so
Maybe tonight he will ❤️
Haha hakimi
ramos on
Olala ramos
BARCOLA
OMG barcola
MANNNN
🙈
BARCOLA MAN
Just sell Barcola
👀
What
Whew balogun off
Whats the score plz
Why did doue just hop off
3-2
Can't u see it online or on an app
I never understood people asking for scores
Alr tnx
My link will buffer for other match 
Sorry lol
we need another goal ngl
I see red card for mourinho 😭
Drama drama
😭 never change
Damn 86 min alr where is the 4th goal
Cmon ramos
Ahh viti
Someone should have been in that space
I see a random fan in a kolo muani kit
How long is Dembele out for
No clue yet haven't seen socials but hopefully just a precaution thing
Max 8 to 10 days (I'm just coming up w this)
Lmfao lee
poor microphone
AHHH
Again so close ugh
fulltimee
Oh
Meh
3-2 it is
At least we survived this because that was an awful start
Doue is back which is great
Wze been hanging out too much w barcola for sure
Golden B
Nahhhh he finally found himself back and planted 2 on their head
Happy for him and hopefully it's the start of smth great again
As for the result not the best one considering how we started the game but we woke ourselves up
And seriously we need to change that asap because the game would've been alr over if the opponent was a bigger threat
So deserved today
I just saw @ashen ivy alr commented on the caps lock thing. It's very strict
Frankly don't see anything wrong with using caps...
Yeah unfortunately they don’t care
I was kinda scared of Tuesday’s match but kinda relieved hope Wednesday’s match will not stress us even further
yo
Hi doodle
Hi doodle
Hi doodle
desireeee
Bro these channels are so dead wth
How can u be the only one celebrating?
Most of the fans talk in #ligue-1 😂
Oh fair enough
Can't tell since he doesn't play a lot but he's been looking good tbh
Don't you know that we select our games
i think they didnt need to play good
they didnt try which saves energy
barcola is my main issue
you can see the change in tempo and fluidity with any other attacker in that position
he trys to make passes that look good but he genuinely cant pass and he never shoots in good positions, even he knows he'd just miss anyway
play barcola against any good ucl opposition and psg will get knocked out
Remembered why PSG signed him from Rennais.
Missing lavezzi and Verratti rn
PSG top of the Ligue 1 again, fair play to them
It'll be a hard game when they meet Lens away
Oh man. Hakimi better be innocent
barca
barca would play into the way psg want teams to play against them
they'd press and get played through
nuno has already shut down yamal so thats barca's best player hut down potentially
No clue honestly it's between a rock and a hard place
Let's have a decisive win against Monaco first
Maybe barca, I always love psg barca games but I'm not confident like I was last year
WE BETTER WIN THIS ONE
I want a PSG/Barca game.
Omg. Our old friend inter is officially out ?
I’m expecting 2-0 or 3-0 psg today
yeah doue goal
really wanna see barcola on the right
kvara left doue 9 and barcola right
im gonna go with 3-0
Doué false 9 ong Luis bless the fans with it.
Need to see Barcola or Doue false 9 today
They can intervert throughout time if it doesn't work
And hope Lee plays he deserves it
I hope Dro doesn't get a single minute on the pitch
Cook.
Neves and Doué will be good food trust.
Tf is wrong with you
Bro 😂
No Lee but Enrique cooked again w/ this one 🔥🔥
Bro.. he played horrible against Metz.. And in post match interview he thought it was going to be easy game.. Monaco is next level. I don't trust him
Dro wasn’t horrible
Imo the performance wasn't good
barcola on the left this failed experiment needs to stop
please put him right, when he cuts in hes useless
Bro stop hating on Barcola he's literally the goat
only thing he can't do is finish
nah i wont stop hating on him
other than that he's fabulous
yeah exactly so put him right where he doesnt need to cut in
this is also wrong he cant pass either
id play dro over zaire emery also
Bro not a real parisian
Man give him time to adapt... I mean like players used to think abt the league like this tbh
It's sad but he'll learn from it and he needs to improve physically to quickly adapt here
Okay, u have a point
I'm sure he'll do good
Yeh hope so 🤎
But he doesn't have minutes i'm afraid
Man we literally said that to almost every player that came recently
Look where they are now
😭🔥
Okay not a bad start from us though I'm feeling some fighting energy from monaco
PACHOOOOOOOO
Man has one good game every year
I'm jk but he literally selects his games 🤣
He's really something else. And so consistent
Best CB itw for a reason
The only game where he got cooked mostly was Rennes
Other than that he bosses the defence
We just need another one where he can build on with him for numerous years
Zabarnyi ain't it
Beraldo idk man
We must score first here, I'm sightly worried monaco looks very fiesty
But anyway
WHAT DO U MEAN IDK
Yeah the game
I don't wanna say it...
Man we don't even need that
We should be all over them
Instead we are playing mind games rn
And i don't like that as we are used to concede stupidly
Ah doue
Wow already 1-1 in Madrid game
Score boys?
0-0 it is hmm
If he could only keep the freekick low
nasty foul
I like him
Saved
Can we have some shots too please
Doue just kicked the ball to me
Damn almost thought we had a good chance there
If Monaco scores it's going to be bad man
Wake up guys please 🙁
We sick
we need to lock in
Oh god
Where are the goals at 😛😛
holy crud that was close
Monaco is scaring me!
Ahhhhh
Balogun almost
yo we can't concede to an american again
Honestly they look like they'll score first
that's like a new low
I don't even know who's our best player so far today everyone is just okay
NOOO BARCOCO
THE CROSSBAR
AAHHHH
DUDE
it was so so so close
oh my god bruh
bruh atp we're passing the ball to monaco
Best chance okay
Cuz everyone knows we are so useless against buses
Their counters are very scary though
Almost HT and nothing at all
Wze attempt
NOO
NO
Holy....
BRO
Can't say we didn't see this goal coming today
ok now we NEED to lock in
I've been thinking this the last 15 min
I don't know man
our defence has been so shit this season
No way, Enrique will switch stuff up next half
Fuck this man
only a minute
We can't lose this
i fucking hate monaco
how is it possible to play this bad
Yeh our best chance was barcola crossbar
Yeah
They had better chances than us
Hopefully we play better next half!!!
we barely had chances cuz theyre parking the plane
at least we aren't losing on agreggate
Enrique will switch things up i know it
it could definitely be worse
A tie is pretty close
Bus upgraded
It’s 3-3 so doesn’t really help lol
Did Akliouche and Doué switch souls or something?
I feel awful
Akliouche has always been this good
Nah you guys still got this.
He's been very inconsistent but today he's been playing absurd.
Hopefully Doué can do better in the 2nd half.
absolutely
Who do we blame if we get eliminated by Monaco
everyone/j
I knew when we got Monaco that it wouldn't be easy but man this is just..
yeah but are we seriously gonna get knocked out in the UCL playoffs to monaco
Yes
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic 😭
How the goal looked
50-50
i'd be 10x more mad if we didnt win the sextuple last year
yeah I guess it would be way worse if we didn't have our best season ever last year
But to crash out so unceremoniously after such a good season is a big disgrace
Touch wood
We better do something in second half
Ball progression has regressed so much.
we got knocked out in the coupe de france ro32
might get knocked out in the ucl ro32
how funny
round of 32?
Oh yeah almost forgot about that 😭
What's happening to you lot..
ik this is the playoffs but its technically ro32
Midfield, no idea how Vitinha and Neves have worsened in quality so much.
WZE gives you good defense but the ball play in midfield has been so shit.
Oh well
Maybe we just wanna send Monaco through to barca or chelsea
The road forward looks long and hard
even if we do end up having to go to pens or something usually we're pretty good at penalties
we won our last two trophies on pens
We're becoming pso club

yeah we won't have any of those opportunities if we don't win here 😭
yo we already had a crazy comeback with atalanta beating dortmund we don't need another 😭
So we are losing with the score being 1-0?
Yes
3-3 on agg
You lot will be fine still just a tie.
The clubs performance is not as good this year as it was in 2025
Barcola had such an unlucky ass miss honestly.
yeah for this game but no statement win leaves me worried for who psg have next
WAKE UP BOYS LET'S GO
Wasn't Inter low block though
yeah but tbf the first goal was bad positioning by dimarco
then the other goals just came flooding in
nah inter clearly match fixed that game and gave psg the win
Don't really know what the problem even is it's a mix of a bit of everything.
defence & attack
i could name the problems
They played like old men who were tired
and midfield kinda
zaire emery and barcola are always gonna cause issues
bro monaco is getting close to scoring again
so many misplaced passes
yup the passes just invite counters this is just awful
Barcola has been good this game.
Zaire Emery since that Newcastle game looked promising now I feel like just bring Ruiz back.
Zhen are you from SG
Hey how did you know
U have that vibe
smart from them just keep disrupting the flow of the game
And you?
KL bro
What would Monaco even do let's say they maintain this 1-0?
Oh hey
genuinely start sending them off
Can't really beat PSG on pens.
insane how many fouls theyre committing
Haramonaco.
Ahhhh
almost city vibe
Nah bro we need to avoid pens, or at least ET
SO CLOSE


