💬destiny-chat

[pliant parrot]

soundcloud clown

[chilly steppe]

I definitely refuse to call it that, it’ll forever be twitter.

[weary fern]

Yup. Not gonna get better enemy NPCs until that issue is fixed.

[chilly steppe]

Gross

[pliant parrot]

i just call it Xitter

[chilly steppe]

Sounds like puss headquarters

[pliant parrot]

\

[chilly steppe]

I’m not much for soda anymore , having said that…. Mt Dew Cabo Citrus , is amazing

[weary fern]

Never was a fan of soda.

But most of you know that by now.

[chilly steppe]

Would pair very well with Coconut Malibu

[edgy forum]

U have me blocked but still begging it

Couldn't be me

[weary fern]

I'd be more likely to use soda as a makeshift propulsion device.

Or find a way to make it explosive.

[chilly steppe]

Diet Coke + mentos original

[weary fern]

Combustible soda.

[chilly steppe]

Has to be Diet Coke not regular

[edgy forum]

😐

Nobody knows what nazis are anymore

[weary fern]

Yeah, that'll get a soda bottle off the ground, but it won't be a suitable fuel source.

[edgy forum]

Yall gotta have failed history

[chilly steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/da-fluff-coke-mentos-softdrinks-experiment-gif-17228985

[edgy forum]

Cute dog

[ionic bolt]

when will day 1 chat open we’re like 3 weeks away

[chilly steppe]

Even though it works with regular, diet makes it more explosive

[edgy forum]

Fact

[tired oriole]

do not die on that hill ever 😭

[chilly steppe]

And for the love of everything, do it outside

[edgy forum]

Which hill

[weary fern]

Yup. SUPAH STICKY MESS

[tired oriole]

u know man im not talking about it idc

💔💔💔

[edgy forum]

Go read a history book pls

[fleet zodiac]

doing contest of elders really hammers home how terrible like 95% of randoms are

[pliant parrot]

because they go by a different name now

[tired oriole]

if i did that then i would be right

like idk

[tough sable]

i unblocked you i miss u

[tired oriole]

how u even find ppl for it

[fleet zodiac]

like not even mentioning the people who just die over and over, the people who just completely ignore the bonus objectives bc they cant read are just like

[fleet zodiac]

it has matchmaking

[tired oriole]

oh hh

i need expert kell fall and kell vengeance

[chilly steppe]

Some just don’t care because they’re “bonus” and not “required” objectives.

[tough sable]

only androids and chinese afk account are playing that

[fleet zodiac]

on the screen it says "kill enemies with scorch cannon" and people just autopilot and ignore it, like ?????

[tired oriole]

Me

[spring mirage]

Real

[tough sable]

its really bad 💔

[chilly steppe]

It’s like trying to tell blueberries to make public events heroic, they don’t care

[fleet zodiac]

the "bonus" objectives gives you like 10x as much loot as youd normally get

[tired oriole]

They dont have chat on

[tough sable]

secret gambit armor tech

[fleet zodiac]

it says it on the screen

[chilly steppe]

Some just do not care , they want it over as soon as possible

[weary fern]

Better to just slay the blueberries if possible.

[tired oriole]

hud turned off

[edgy forum]

Thats a lie I can literally tell

[dusky wigeon]

[weary fern]

Or bodyblock them.

[tough sable]

why imma lie

[tired oriole]

they font notice ever

[chilly steppe]

They see Bonus. They ignore

[spring mirage]

How hard is cooperative focus?

[alpine garnet]

hi VS hi

[chilly steppe]

Hi Uchur Hi

[weary fern]

Just berate them in the local chat without cursing them out.

[chilly steppe]

I’ll be honest here, I legitimately ignore in game chat.

[weary fern]

Worst is the Taken Blight event.

[spring mirage]

Congrats on your Silver Wolf buffs

[chilly steppe]

Sorry, I’m paying attention to the game on my screen, not text in the lower right

[edgy forum]

Lying is bad so idk why u lie

[fleet zodiac]

at this point if i see someone guardian rank 5 or 6 i just assume its cooked

[weary fern]

Fools will just shoot up everything before you can target the real blight.

[fleet zodiac]

yeah they dont realize it gives you like 15 bonus chests

[chilly steppe]

I haven’t bothered going higher than 6 or 7 just zero reason to.

Ooo a number over my head! It gets me nothing extra lol

[edgy forum]

I stay at 7 every season i hear they're removing it tho in eof

[fervent veldt]

they arent

also hi vs

[chilly steppe]

If true, great. Guardian rank was pointless from the getgo

[fervent veldt]

hi thomas

[weary fern]

Plus, a heroic public event will give you something like 12K glimmer per run.

[chilly steppe]

Hi Fish

[weary fern]

Hello Chicken

Whereas every single chest in the Nether will give 6500 glimmer.

Glimmer is way too easy to acquire.

[chilly steppe]

A few enhancement cores will get me a ton of glimmer

Not that I’m using the 5k I have for anything else lol

[edgy forum]

Yea

[edgy forum]

Rip 🙏

[alpine garnet]

ayoo ty! so excited to see these buffs soon

[fleet zodiac]

i mean if you just play the game you should be higher than 6

[tough sable]

I dont

[spring mirage]

Me too Kafka is my favorite

[fleet zodiac]

4 and below are usually newer and i give them the benefit of the doubt, people 7+ are usually decent

[chilly steppe]

I do just play the game. But I do not focus on getting higher. Especially since I do not solo dungeons.

[chilly steppe]

And I will not. I’m a casual player, I’m not trying to sweat needlessly. Now if i wanna do Trials, that’s different. But I’m definitely not trying to solo any dungeons.

I S/F Prophecy, that’s all I’m ever doing

[tough sable]

?

[fleet zodiac]

thats rank 11 though i thought

[cinder needle]

I havent hit 11 cause i just dont care about solo dungeons tbh. im fine with being at 10

[chilly steppe]

Guess he’s still trying to go on about you having him blocked lol

[edgy forum]

Blocked cus you have no.roles

[edgy forum]

Why you say it like that

🫃

[chilly steppe]

If he has you blocked, I am sure he has his reasons for it. Just move on.

[chilly steppe]

The use of this makes zero sense

[cinder needle]

Like i highly doubt my enjoyment of destiny will be much better being rank 11 and soloing dungeons just dont interest me as ive done them in a group and thats all i wanted from that content

[edgy forum]

He was the one going on abt unblocking me bruh 😪 🤧 why u being odd

[chilly steppe]

I don’t remember which it is, I do know that’s definitely reason enough for me to not progress. That and doing campaign on legendary. Nah I’m good.

[alpine garnet]

who cares of discord blocks

[chilly steppe]

For real

[edgy forum]

I like the emoji so I use it

[cinder needle]

real. I just block people i find annoying and move on

no reason to announce it just move on

[edgy forum]

Nobody hear knows how to read it's so frustrating

[chilly steppe]

It’s an option for us to use, and clearly me and Joe Baby make use of it.

[cinder needle]

same lol

[edgy forum]

I'm only going on abt it cus Joe baby is holy

Reading comprehension needs to come back

It's getting real bad

[pliant parrot]

heh

[chilly steppe]

Shame it’s on Netflix.

[cinder needle]

Also started another game on the backlog and so far "The Alters" is really good. VA work isnt my cup of tea but man the writting really caries it.

[fleet zodiac]

also SD is the first fun SF dungeon in a while

[chilly steppe]

I ain’t paying for that service.

[cinder needle]

SD is genuinely not fun

[chilly steppe]

Cool. That kind of effort just isn’t in it for me anymore.

[cinder needle]

Last dungeon i really enjoyed they put out was WR

[tough sable]

hehehe

i love wr

[cinder needle]

goated dungeon

[edgy forum]

🥰

[fleet zodiac]

its really fun imo

[edgy forum]

I love it so much I spent 3 hours sight seeing

[tough sable]

🔥👑💪

[fleet zodiac]

i hated WR tbh

[cinder needle]

Ive ran the catalyst quest for that thing twice and cleared on the contest rerun and I just didnt enjoy it. Some ecounters feel long and janky to do imo

[tough sable]

all collectible solo flawless run

[fleet zodiac]

extremely tanky bosses are just annoying

[tough sable]

whats the achievements for like doing it sword bow glaive only? wanted to do that on wr this season

[cinder needle]

like setting up dps on second encounter shouldn't be that janky imo

[edgy forum]

It's a triumph

[cinder needle]

first and third are fun but eh

[tough sable]

what is the triumph doe

[edgy forum]

I forgor it doesn't give anything

Don't need it for title or shell

[blissful scaffold]

Holy sheizer ! U are right

[fleet zodiac]

also bungie is partially to blame for the contest of elders challenges bc why the hell do they start them when the boss is at half hp

[sour ermine]

You can only use swords bows and glaives as your weapons

[blissful scaffold]

Mediaval.vibe

[chilly steppe]

[hexed roost]

Just a few exotic class items

[pliant parrot]

well theres 64 combos PER CLASS

[hexed roost]

Noted

Duly noted

[chilly steppe]

I’m working on getting down to sub 100 in my vault

[tough sable]

freebbiee is it only for warlord or

[chilly steppe]

Too much useless crap sitting there I’m not using. No point in keeping it

[edgy forum]

Wanna do flawless dsc

[tough sable]

nahhht rn im sick

[fleet zodiac]

vespers final boss is inexcusable tbh

[edgy forum]

Feel better bro 🙏

[alpine garnet]

you dismantle shii and next tuesday bungie buff it

[tough sable]

trio flawless next week ☺️

[edgy forum]

🔥

[chilly steppe]

Oh well. lol. If I dismantle it, it’s because I already wasn’t using it to begin with.

[alpine garnet]

i aint playing these games with bungie, i'm keeping all

[chilly steppe]

I hate having a near maxed out vault for no reason

[tough sable]

drinkin remy martin mixed with the hypnotiq

[sour ermine]

Every dungeon after warlord seems to have gotten 1 version of that triumph

Like vesper requires pulses and snipers and I don't remember what else only

[tough sable]

evil 💀

[sour ermine]

Sundered I have no idea but I know it has something

[chilly steppe]

I love hipnotiq, have half a bottle in my cabinet right now. But sometimes it gives me wild headaches

[edgy forum]

Aren't you like 15

[edgy forum]

Make one sidearms and fusions 🔥

[mortal patrol]

Can I get fang of ir yut from any crotas end encounter destiny 2

[alpine garnet]

even genshin has more viewers. is the game cooked

[tough sable]

im old enough to party

[carmine hull]

No

[mortal patrol]

Thank x

Do you know what ones

[fleet zodiac]

i love getting 2/3 the loot bc randoms cant read

[edgy forum]

Don't get hurt ok sweetie

❤️

[fleet zodiac]

me when the game says "kill rifleman in 50 seconds" "uhhh guys what do i do i cant figure it out"

thats my impression of most guardian rank 6 players

[edgy forum]

Wb rank 7

[fleet zodiac]

rank 7s are chill

basically its only rank 5-6s because those are the ranks you get by passively doing the bare miniumum but never engaging in any challenging content or anything not matchmade

[edgy forum]

I don't wanna do legendary tfs campaign

[fleet zodiac]

speakers sight though

also legendary campaign is really fun

[pliant parrot]

rahool exists

[edgy forum]

No

[fleet zodiac]

you can get campaign exotics from rahool?

thats op

[edgy forum]

Yes

[pliant parrot]

yes, cause you only get 1 from the quest

there were 2 new ones

[tired oriole]

destiny 2

[tired oriole]

joe unc

[edgy forum]

He isn't btw

[fervent veldt]

raiden flux with arc surge kinda cooks

[edgy forum]

Radios or through ghosts

Rip

[toxic turtle]

canonically how do guardians communicate within raids/dungeons? like in VOG you get TPd across TIME and in SE guardians are literally killed and the both of these raids REQUIRE both sides to communicate otherwise it is a wipe. how do you think guardians canonically deal with this?

repost

[edgy forum]

Yea radios or ghosts

[toxic turtle]

are radios or ghosts gonna work when the guardian is literally dead 😭. or can the ghost see what the guardian sees?

[edgy forum]

Bro ghosts revive you instantly

[drowsy canopy]

In verity you are at least half dead multiple times throughout

[tough sable]

since consciousness is reality there is no such thing as death

[pliant parrot]

unless you show off and have your ghost blasted

[toxic turtle]

and in vog you are split across time. aint no amount of radio sht gonna fix TIME itself

[toxic turtle]

and without bugs/exploits the half dead players need to communicate to the one alive player to beat the encounter

[edgy forum]

Hmm

[tough sable]

what if when we die we jus chill here without nobody seeing us

[pliant parrot]

that would suck

[vocal marten]

Literally me rn

[edgy forum]

What if when we die we have to talk in destiny chat eternally

[pliant parrot]

lol RIPADEW

[tough sable]

hell

[edgy forum]

😢

[tired oriole]

what is even that

[alpine garnet]

cry emoji

[pliant parrot]

cry, sure uhuh

[tough sable]

whag shome good shows loke eastbownd and down and trailer parknboys

[pliant parrot]

whut?

[tough sable]

uhmm

[fervent veldt]

⚠️

[alpine garnet]

hi chicken5979 hi

[fleet zodiac]

its kind of impressive that bungie made it legitimately impossible to get every chest in contest of elders

[fervent veldt]

hi uchur

[fervent veldt]

what

[fleet zodiac]

its like they designed the activity in a lab specifically to make doing it with randoms impossible

[tough sable]

lowkey theres no reason to tho

[fleet zodiac]

never once seen a group of people not fail the objective at the last second because they cant read

[fleet zodiac]

? thats how you get the loot

[tough sable]

what loot from there is even good that u cant get from onslaught

[fleet zodiac]

like 90% of the loot from that activity is from doing the bonus challenges

all the weapons specific to tomb?

onslaught gives you 1 weapon at the end, tomb gives you like 16 if you do everything right

[fervent veldt]

theyre kinda mid tbh

[fleet zodiac]

i mean thats just simply not true

[drowsy canopy]

even if they were mid, you are playing the slot machine video game anyway. Why would you not want to pull the lever

[fleet zodiac]

how could an smg with attrition orbs jolting feedback be mid

[fervent veldt]

is this bait or something

1: its an smg and smgs are not in a good place rn inside of pve

2: its a 600 rpm

[fleet zodiac]

i mean i blame like 50% on bungie for spawning the bonus objective when the boss is like 1/3 hp and not health gated, and half is on randoms who just play on autopilot

[fleet zodiac]

have you tried multimach

also 600 rpm smgs are good

[fervent veldt]

okay this is bait

i am NOT falling for it

[tough sable]

that smg the only decent thing

[fleet zodiac]

friction fire is 600 and it was the best smg in the game for a long time

[tough sable]

idk ive never heard of that 😅

where tf

[fleet zodiac]

unending tempest also 600 rpm

[fervent veldt]

its a pvp weapon

[fleet zodiac]

shayuras wrath?

[fervent veldt]

pvp

[tough sable]

only one ik

recluse >

[fervent veldt]

hi joe

[fleet zodiac]

600 rpm smgs are good they just dont make that many of them

also attrition orb jolting feedback

[fervent veldt]

in patrols theyre good

🔥

[thorn tulip]

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[tough sable]

why use smg when velocity baton exists

jk i miss primary

[tired oriole]

bc i deleted it

[tough sable]

what the beep

[fervent veldt]

genuinely i want primaries to be good

[fleet zodiac]

yeah but im saying the archetype isnt bad, people just hate everything that isnt a 900 rpm

[fervent veldt]

it is

[fleet zodiac]

why is it bad

[fervent veldt]

its the worst archetype out of the others in pve

[fleet zodiac]

why

[fervent veldt]

low fire rate and bad damage

[fleet zodiac]

literally not true but okay

[tired oriole]

it had bad perks

[tough sable]

ikelos smg rules all

[tired oriole]

600s are good 750s are good 900s are bad

imagine using a 900

when 750 exist

[fervent veldt]

👀 who wants to lowman this heroic patrol

[tough sable]

no survivors with rewind target lock lowkey fun on peacekeepers

[tired oriole]

finally a good take in this chat

[tough sable]

id die for comp or trials with double primary like it use to be nobody could touch me

[tired oriole]

wtf is a bad smg

[fleet zodiac]

how can the smg be bad if it has jolting feedback

[tired oriole]

yall should see my v1 kills

[fervent veldt]

THIS BUILD WILL MAKE YOU A GOD

[tough sable]

its stealing my kills

[fleet zodiac]

true

[tired oriole]

and its veritys brow and void warlock

[fervent veldt]

nessus patrol lost sector footage

[tired oriole]

😭

[fervent veldt]

🔥

[tough sable]

i love prison of elders so much its how i got into destiny but ts is intolerable in d2

[fleet zodiac]

just waiting for the video essay in a week about how smgs are good and everyone will suddenly change their mind

[tired oriole]

thats why they changed the name bc they knew it wouldnt come close

[fervent veldt]

fxcik lore

[tired oriole]

smg never been bad

[fervent veldt]

fcxik

[tired oriole]

fcxik lore is Interesting

[fervent veldt]

can we lowman one day

[tired oriole]

every day

[fervent veldt]

yaho o

[tough sable]

dr red dot

[fervent veldt]

me

[fleet zodiac]

thats what im saying

people hear datto say something and just blindly believe it when most of his pve opinions are garbage

[tough sable]

magnificent

[fervent veldt]

what is he doing

[tough sable]

i wonder 💭

[edgy forum]

Where do u get this

[fervent veldt]

wraith

[edgy forum]

Isn't this a song

[tough sable]

i cant wait ro see this

[fervent veldt]

👀 lets take a look

[edgy forum]

How

[tough sable]

erm

[edgy forum]

Show me how

[tough sable]

https://discord.com/channels/356833056562348042/380402284703645699

[fervent veldt]

magic

[tough sable]

should i start vlogging freak a job

[fervent veldt]

yes

[fervent veldt]

you will get a million views

[tough sable]

quicksilver storm i knew it😅🤣

[edgy forum]

LOL

[tough sable]

strand lock main he crazy

[edgy forum]

It's great

[tough sable]

hard light over choir of one is crazy 😹

[edgy forum]

Qss Rufus and final warning top 3

All strand weapons

[edgy forum]

Hard light is a great rifle

[fervent veldt]

these stats have to be wrong

9k kills on tinashas?

[tough sable]

hfellow quicksilver stormer

[edgy forum]

🥶

[tired oriole]

hi

[fervent veldt]

hi

[tough sable]

800 kills 🔥

[tired oriole]

my # 1 crubible weapons are astral horizon and felwinters lie

i havent used either weapon since 5 year ago

they were just so easy

[tough sable]

why do i have 961 kills in crucible with tractor🤣

[tired oriole]

bc tractor is good!

[tough sable]

the goat

[edgy forum]

🥶

[lavish jewel]

how to shatter skate?

[tired oriole]

heavy attack + jump + dive

get a lod of this guy

[fervent veldt]

lod

[edgy forum]

Lol

[tired oriole]

lod from riverwood

[tough sable]

My feet hurt

[edgy forum]

Qss good right?

[tired oriole]

My back hurts

[edgy forum]

Or is it a burger gun

[fervent veldt]

why

[tired oriole]

Pinch nerve

[tough sable]

hell nah ive never used ts

[fervent veldt]

ouchie

[tough sable]

Mood asf

[edgy forum]

Iy used to be good before it got nerfed

1 mag gave 3 grenades

[tired oriole]

it smells like burgahs and im starving

should i buy an 8 dollar burger

[tough sable]

id go to war for my cat

[tough sable]

yes extra burger

[tired oriole]

my cat went to war for me

she pushed the opps to the left flank

[fervent veldt]

😮

[tired oriole]

and i took em out bang

[tough sable]

my cat keeps falling off the bed 😦

[fervent veldt]

your so brave

[tired oriole]

the opps left me a present on my car

[tired oriole]

i hope he doesnt go bald

[pliant parrot]

cats go bald?

[tough sable]

if you pet them too much yea

[fervent veldt]

waow

[lavish jewel]

Thanks g. i got it down now

[fervent veldt]

be nice

[pliant parrot]

a mighty loaf

[edgy forum]

Goobert

[tough sable]

so big 🤩

[pliant parrot]

i'm actually having to give my kitten wet food a couple times a week cause he's so dang skinny

and the fat one i adopted is back to healthy weight after a year

[edgy forum]

It's unhealthy for cats to be this fat

[pliant parrot]

ITS A HORMONE PROBLEM

[tough sable]

i wish i could show my cat this

[pliant parrot]

ugh i gotta do some farmin' i'm down to only 1 cipher

[pliant parrot]

wth, i had hdr taking screenshots just fine, now its back to being all blown out

I BLAME WINDOWS

[fervent veldt]

achievement unlocked

[edgy forum]

🗣️

[pliant parrot]

check out this turd

[fervent veldt]

can i get a general chicken with rice

and a egg roll with it

[tough sable]

it come with eg wo

[edgy forum]

The shrimp did what to this rice?

[pliant parrot]

costco has these frozen yakatori chicken & rice bowls

[fervent veldt]

😮

[edgy forum]

🐐 roll

[tough sable]

i need a costco membership

[pliant parrot]

1: no, its trashi
2: i already have it

[edgy forum]

I'll buy u one

[pliant parrot]

12.99 Costco Vodka

[tough sable]

oh god dat kirkland gon kill me

[fervent veldt]

costco chocolate cookie

[pliant parrot]

i have the fancy black card, i get more back per year than the cost of the membership

[tough sable]

do u get chicken bakes

[pliant parrot]

i wanted to try one, then i saw its like 2000 calories

i just get the 1/4pound weiner and diet bepis

[fervent veldt]

can we get one big boom

[tough sable]

lord knows i need a pizza slice rn

[fervent veldt]

from where

[pliant parrot]

one of the new supervisors at my job has the last name weiner

[tough sable]

pizza way galaxy

[pliant parrot]

how exactly does your family end up with the last name weiner

or butts

my last job had a manager named mr butts

[fervent veldt]

unlucky bloodline

[alpine garnet]

hi veedubfreak hi

[edgy forum]

Is Joe baby ok he's acting weird

[pliant parrot]

the funny think is the weiner guy is suuuuper proud

[tough sable]

first name im last name chicken bring ya girl around me and she gon get a dicken

[pliant parrot]

imagine being a g@y dude with the last name weiner

[edgy forum]

💀

[pliant parrot]

its stuff like this that makes me think we're in a simulation

[fervent veldt]

when she dont fck with skibidi 😴

[alpine garnet]

vex reference

[tough sable]

geekbar curee all my ilness

[pliant parrot]

skibidi owns, skibidi toilet is for brain damaged people. Little Big owns

[fervent veldt]

raspberry fent swirl geek bar

[alpine garnet]

can simulation admin make d2 peak game?

[tough sable]

id have a unhealthy relationship with this game if it was good

[fervent veldt]

how do i start my weight loss journey 💔

[edgy forum]

Are you ok

[weary fern]

I can make game good, but that requires memory wipe.

[tough sable]

Yea im just glad im not dead wbu

[pliant parrot]

just as true today as ever

[alpine garnet]

speaking of simulation, could sim admin actually has this granular control or rather only control over low-level globals params like gravity and shii

[tough sable]

god nerfed me so many times im still alive

[fervent veldt]

i think the former

[tough sable]

shorty got the bubble guts she gave me the delhi belly

[edgy forum]

Why would you be dead

[fervent veldt]

god made me brain dead from the start 🥀

[pliant parrot]

and other stupid sht spouted on facebook

[weary fern]

If any of us were braindead, we wouldn't be sitting in here discussing it, now would we?

[tough sable]

I almost had a heart attack this morning when i realized i was out of percs

[pliant parrot]

oooo i havent heard delhi belly ima use that one

[edgy forum]

Real edgy

[edgy forum]

💀

[weary fern]

Out of what now?

[fervent veldt]

exercise? i thought you said extra fries 🤣 ❗

[tough sable]

genuinely tho i was havin heart palpitations

[pliant parrot]

imagine taking perc, do you poop once a week?

[fervent veldt]

the perc 40

[fleet zodiac]

ive gotten like 50 noxious vetivers and not a single one has had attrition jolting

[pliant parrot]

my doctors office wont even prescribe xanax

[fleet zodiac]

how is that even possible the gun only has like 10 perks

[tough sable]

im jk i wouldnt ever again

[fervent veldt]

adderall

[pliant parrot]

i had percs for 2 weeks after surgery, ngl, i can see the allure

[weary fern]

@tough sable you're on pain meds?

[tough sable]

i ate 70 sum of them once and unconsciously hallucinated for 3 days

[fleet zodiac]

whats the best gl archetype for dps

[pliant parrot]

how are you not dead

[weary fern]

OD detected.

[fervent veldt]

wth man

[pliant parrot]

no wonder you have so much brain damage

[tough sable]

real talk!!!

[tough sable]

yes nerve pain

[edgy forum]

Real?

[weary fern]

I've done dumb stuff in my lifetime, but nothing along those lines.

[fleet zodiac]

wait who said tomb weapons were mid, they have the best dps GL in the game

[pliant parrot]

how do you even have 70 perc at one time in your possession without being a dealer

[tough sable]

was on pills since i was 8 just had a cabinet full

[fervent veldt]

i did acid once in my junior year

[edgy forum]

💀

[tough sable]

I mean i was jus tryna die idk 🤣

[pliant parrot]

they made my mom throw away all my dad's good pills after he died 😦

[edgy forum]

😢 are u ok

[pliant parrot]

oh ok, that makes sense, surprised you didn't

[edgy forum]

💀

[weary fern]

My cousin flipped herself on a dirt bike once. That was somewhat amusing.

[fervent veldt]

its real i promise

[tough sable]

The world need me

[pliant parrot]

just never take tylenol to OD, it wont kill you and it'll just make you need a new liver

[fervent veldt]

the world is yours

[weary fern]

My dirt bike accidents usually ended up with me toppling over in a turn or a creek bed.

[tough sable]

this had me so i couldnt poop for a week

[pliant parrot]

i can imagine so, and it probably hurt like hell when you did

ive gone like 3 days no poop and thought i was birthing

[tough sable]

only red no brown

[weary fern]

That's what happens when you don't have enough fiber in your diet.

[edgy forum]

Alr

[pliant parrot]

nah, opiods absolutely ruin your GI tract

[tough sable]

one time i ate two jr baconators and a bunch of reeses eggs and shat myself

[pliant parrot]

its like swallowing cement with your butthole

oh hey its poopchat, wheres that poop dude

[fervent veldt]

dont

[pliant parrot]

i didnt

[fervent veldt]

okay!

hi veedub

[pliant parrot]

henlo

[tough sable]

@remote forge

[chilly steppe]

So, Cherry coke? 💀

[pliant parrot]

nooooo

[tough sable]

bloody mary

[strong marsh]

why people farm mobilty armmor

[pliant parrot]

my poor 20y/o kitty was super backed up, when she finally pooped she did it on the bed next to me, she bled like...a lot

[chilly steppe]

Ahhh

[weary fern]

So that's why they don't want people taking a crap while on opioids.

[pliant parrot]

then she got stopped up again and i had to put her to sleep

i miss my kitties, these new cats are boring

they don't even snuggle

[tough sable]

thats so awful happened to both my dogs

[chilly steppe]

A restaurant out here has a $35 Bloody Mary. Comes with a whole bacon cheeseburger on top of the glass, along with beer batter dipped bacon and cheese curds

[fervent veldt]

its getting converted into the weapons stat

[pliant parrot]

i'm just holding anything i have over 67 points and my best roll of each exotic

[weary fern]

Like that's gonna matter. Aren't armor pieces just gonna become randomized?

[tough sable]

I would destory that rn

[chilly steppe]

Not ones that are already set

[pliant parrot]

i'm gonna be able to melt so much stuff 3 days after EoF launches, when DIM starts working again

[chilly steppe]

Me too not gonna lie.

[tough sable]

armor set bonuses prolly gonna make armor farming rn irrelevant but why not

[weary fern]

Won't need DIM if you can just open the vault remotely.

[pliant parrot]

nah, vault is garbage, dim will still b needed

since you cant sort the vault in any meaningful way

[tough sable]

💔🍔💩

[fervent veldt]

somehow im still alive 🔥

[edgy forum]

Ily Joe baby

[pliant parrot]

i say that every year on my birthday

[weary fern]

Anybody ever black out from getting the air knocked out of 'em?

[shut rune]

Hello I'm trying to get exotic class items and for some reason i cant get the wizards to spawn at the end of the overthrow.

[pliant parrot]

dude tahts called a concussion

[weary fern]

Gotta look harder.

[pliant parrot]

the xur cipher quest should be repeatable

or at least be able to pick it up again same weekend, just not turn it in twice in 1 weeked

[weary fern]

A concussion is when you hit your head hard enough to cause confusion, memory loss, fatigue, vomiting, and such.

[shut rune]

@weary fern ok I'm pretty sure i looked everywhere but i will try again but just making sure there i nothing i missed.

[pliant parrot]

right, and having the wind knocked out of you doesn't make you black out

[weary fern]

Unless you forget how to breathe.

[pliant parrot]

.....

[tough sable]

wth r u doing😭

[chilly steppe]

Here it is

Also, they have this, the mega seafood sampler bloody

[pliant parrot]

just take a shot and get a real breakfast you wierdo

[weary fern]

Yes, it is possible to black out from being winded, but it is a rare occurrence.

[chilly steppe]

That’s not breakfast

[tired oriole]

now thats a bloody mary

[tough sable]

That shi look likes its 40$ 😭

[chilly steppe]

It is

[pliant parrot]

cause it is

[tired oriole]

60

[chilly steppe]

$40

[tired oriole]

holy i want a burger

[tough sable]

muddy jerry

[pliant parrot]

a shot of vodka and a Denny's Grand Slam is better than that

[chilly steppe]

Dennys is trash

[tired oriole]

wtf

[pliant parrot]

of course it is

[tired oriole]

ive never had dennys

[chilly steppe]

Reheated food mostly at dennys now.

[pliant parrot]

its the trash you put in your body after a day of drinking

[tough sable]

two four lokos and a uber to ihop 💪

[tired oriole]

the other day i went to a diner and had raw potatoes

[pliant parrot]

thats literally every place these days that isnt a michilen star

[tired oriole]

and overcooked eggs

[tired oriole]

i m starving man

[alpine garnet]

thank you for visiting my diner

[pliant parrot]

at least it wasnt overcooked potatoes and undercooked eggs

[fervent veldt]

homemade pizza sounds good asf

[tired oriole]

homemade anything

[tough sable]

nah frrr

[fervent veldt]

smash burgers 🤤

[chilly steppe]

Except for the burger place I go to, fresh meat daily. Seafood only one day a week. And once they’re out , they’re out. They’ve run out of burgers quite often

[alpine garnet]

my homemade cooked potatoes were solid as rock

[tired oriole]

raw potatoes

[chilly steppe]

This is what I prefer. Unless I know the place serves fresh food

[alpine garnet]

with bland taste

[tough sable]

Im starvin like a marvin

[pliant parrot]

ya i dont eat out any more, food is better at home

[tired oriole]

if i had the motivation to cook i'd be a chef

[fervent veldt]

i need to get better at cooking tbh

[tired oriole]

im good at it i just dont wanna

[alpine garnet]

canned food goated

[tough sable]

ts too expensive

and im not even paying

[tired oriole]

Its less expensive than bs food

[chilly steppe]

Yeah your ramen isn’t gonna cut it for long lol

[tired oriole]

i dont even cook ramen

[fervent veldt]

i rarely eat ramen

[tough sable]

organic food or a bong rip i cant ever decide

[tired oriole]

if it requires turning om the stovetop im dead

but if i do it its the best thing ive ever eaten

[chilly steppe]

Good. The noodles in instant ramen are horrible

[alpine garnet]

just buy air fryer or smth

[fervent veldt]

pasta 🤤

[tired oriole]

i have an air fryer

[alpine garnet]

i just throw chicken there and its ready in 14 min

[tough sable]

dude my air fryer

[fervent veldt]

bbq

[tough sable]

got so dirty i dont even ever wanna use one again

[tired oriole]

soap and water and low temp for a while

[vocal marten]

[tough sable]

i know but i think i was creating life

[tired oriole]

Ohhhhh true

[fervent veldt]

hi effect hi joe hi fox hi uchur hi vs

[tough sable]

2 inch pile of slap ya mama

[chilly steppe]

Hi fish hi

[alpine garnet]

hi chicken5979 hi

[tired oriole]

bounce dat ashhh

[chilly steppe]

Hi Uchur hi

[vocal marten]

Hi chicken

[fervent veldt]

ribs with mashed potatoes sounds good rn

[pliant parrot]

ah first match of IB and i'm reminded why i dont play on friday or saturday

[tough sable]

omlllll

[chilly steppe]

That stuff is good, so is DanO’s yum yum seasoning

[tired oriole]

i played comp this morning and it was a cake walk

[chilly steppe]

And their cheesioning

[tough sable]

Frrr dano the goat

[edgy forum]

Yea

[tired oriole]

my 2 dads are heroes to me

[tough sable]

we could be top 100 on console 🥀

[pliant parrot]

"this morning", before the sweatlords got on

[tired oriole]

i have 0 dads

[edgy forum]

we could be top 100 on console 🥀

[tired oriole]

was afternoon

[pliant parrot]

it is now prime goonsquad pvp time

[tired oriole]

i am top 100 on console

[tired oriole]

idc what it actually says

[fervent veldt]

i believe you

[tired oriole]

im better than all these fools !!!

[chilly steppe]

This though is my ish.. and I’m almost out

[fervent veldt]

are you ascendant

[tired oriole]

No

[pliant parrot]

0 dad's club here too

[tired oriole]

unranked im so good they. cant rank me

[tough sable]

im joe rank

[fervent veldt]

this is why youre goated

[tough sable]

worlds first

[fervent veldt]

really

[tired oriole]

Worlds Joe

[chilly steppe]

And this. Mega hot stuff, I gotta be careful using it

[pliant parrot]

yep, put him in a box 3 weeks ago

[fervent veldt]

crazy stuff

[tired oriole]

my dad is alive

[tough sable]

should i get another goat

[tired oriole]

yah

[fervent veldt]

never met my real dad, but my step dad is cool asf 🔥

[tough sable]

they like 200$

[tired oriole]

no

[tough sable]

I slapped my step dad

[fervent veldt]

look, that person is carrying lebron james

[edgy forum]

Wanna play with me

[alpine garnet]

i was top 100 on stadia

[tired oriole]

goat

[fervent veldt]

how come

[tough sable]

Disrespectin me

[tired oriole]

why are we singing creed in my store

[fervent veldt]

damn

[edgy forum]

Play with me

[pliant parrot]

probably cause he's banging his mom

[tired oriole]

HOLD ME NOW...

[tough sable]

im hunrgry

[fervent veldt]

go eat

make sgetti

[tough sable]

im lazy

[chilly steppe]

Ayo chill

[chilly steppe]

Z

[fervent veldt]

Z

[chilly steppe]

I’m hungry af too

[tough sable]

being hungry is good for yo brain

[tired oriole]

ay yo chill

[fervent veldt]

the world if i was actually good at cooking

[chilly steppe]

Grill issue

[fervent veldt]

beans on toast 👀

[edgy forum]

Are polish people cool and be honest

[tough sable]

I worked at taco bell for 3 years 👑

[pliant parrot]

swear to god, i have 500ms latency in IB on the weekend

[fervent veldt]

i might work at costco or sams club

[tough sable]

i miss big burritos daily

[chilly steppe]

Taco Bell cheese sauce man

[tough sable]

they pay so crazy

[pliant parrot]

ima go work for costco when my house is paid off

[alpine garnet]

as russians say, if grandmother had a diii she would be grandfather

[fervent veldt]

do they actually

[pliant parrot]

if my grandma had wheels she'd be a bike

[fervent veldt]

is it weird to say im afraid to learn how to drive 💔

[tough sable]

yea them and wegmans

[tired oriole]

bro in 2022 i was eating hella burritos i gained 60 pounds

[alpine garnet]

driving is ez, don't be

[tired oriole]

lost allat

[tough sable]

On soul stone

[chilly steppe]

Pork belly lookin ahh

[tired oriole]

thats bc i lived next to sheetz

[tough sable]

aint no rush its fun but u can die so its eh

[edgy forum]

Are polish people good guys

[tough sable]

not the sheetz 💀 at least tell me they were the breakfast ones

[alpine garnet]

auto gearbox even easier

[tired oriole]

if i didnt buy the quesadilla wrapped burrito with all the fillings 3-4 times a week

[tired oriole]

i was informed of the food quality

[chilly steppe]

lol

[alpine garnet]

also if you're on auto, don't be a bozo and use only one leg to press accelerate and brakes

[wanton halo]

Ugh this dual destiny mission such a pain

[tired oriole]

they are good

[tough sable]

buying a stick without knowing how was best decision i ever made

[chilly steppe]

Manual transmission is the best

Also the most effective anti-theft device these days

Too many young dorks don’t know how to drive stick

[pliant parrot]

i'm on my 6th car, only 1 has been Auto and i hated it so much

[tough sable]

fr i used to daily drive it 780 miles a week for work i miss it

[edgy forum]

I drive an electric car

[pliant parrot]

but also i hated it cause the a/c blewup 3 days after i bought it and it was a complete piece of isht Honda

[tough sable]

we can tell

[chilly steppe]

Leave

[edgy forum]

????

Joe baby is thought we were gonna be friends

[chilly steppe]

EVs are trash.

[tough sable]

😭😭

[edgy forum]

Not teslas

[tough sable]

he drievs a electric moped

[chilly steppe]

Especially Teslas

[pliant parrot]

EVs are awesome, like the Porsche 918

Teslas are all garbage

[tough sable]

the new corvette is like 1350 hp with the electric shi

[edgy forum]

Back to being mean I swear ur bipolar

[wanton halo]

I’ve always had automatic but manual is not only fuel efficient, but great for off road or seasonal driving

[pliant parrot]

Formula EV is actually pretty fun to watch

its like giant slot cars

[edgy forum]

Best car on the market

[chilly steppe]

Cyber truck is a whole ass pile of garbage. Falling apart body panels, catching fire, useless AWD system , can’t even do truck things reliably

[tired oriole]

😭

[edgy forum]

It's an amazing car

[tired oriole]

good bait

[edgy forum]

Catching fire? I wonder why

[alpine garnet]

it looks like trash bin from behind as well

[chilly steppe]

Bait used to be believable

[edgy forum]

It looks cool yall don't see the vision

[tired oriole]

looks like my dumters

[edgy forum]

Family member owns one and it's elite sorry

[tough sable]

boringgg

[edgy forum]

😢 🥱

[tired oriole]

It breaks if u go too fast

[tough sable]

my 1200$ honda is better

[edgy forum]

?!

[edgy forum]

Better scrap

[tired oriole]

i watched a video of someone buying a cubertruck then pulling out if the dealership and it immediately stopped working

[edgy forum]

😆

[tired oriole]

the frame is glued together

[edgy forum]

As if it's the only car with problems

[tough sable]

i miss working as a porter at mercedez

[edgy forum]

Lies be like

[tough sable]

i was whipping porsches and lambos without a license

[tired oriole]

advertised as indestructible btw

[tough sable]

i dont lie

[edgy forum]

It isnt but ok

[chilly steppe]

Raccoons be like…

[pliant parrot]

its literally the worst car in the US, only Musk stans buy it

[edgy forum]

Bullet resistant

[tired oriole]

do i gotta find the reveal?

[chilly steppe]

Lemme in that cyber truck

[edgy forum]

It's good idk

[alpine garnet]

just buy belaz and you're good

[edgy forum]

I like it :)

[pliant parrot]

Buying a Tesla is like buying a Yugo in the 70s

[carmine hull]

Meow

[pliant parrot]

OH, in other news, i was driving behind a gen 1 Prius and actually giving it the beans

[edgy forum]

6 years ago everyone was calling tesla amazing cars. Ion wanna hear it.

[pliant parrot]

it was refreshing to see

[edgy forum]

🥱

[pliant parrot]

lol i've been calling Musk out as a stupid nepo baby longer than youve been alive

[chilly steppe]

Spontaneously combusts on their own, at the dealership no less LOL

[edgy forum]

Nothing to do with my point

[edgy forum]

This was a picture set on fire by people but ok lol

[pliant parrot]

6 years ago everyone didn't know that Musk is a straight up Nazi

[carmine hull]

According to Australian news, Elon Must lost 52Billion dollars

[pliant parrot]

in the cusions of his couch, he stole far more than that from DOGE

[edgy forum]

Oh boy

[pliant parrot]

thats not political either, we all decided as a society after WW2 Nazis weren't allowed to just hang aroun

[carmine hull]

So this server lets say the word Nazi but not gnder and wnker?

[pliant parrot]

or gy

silly huh

[carmine hull]

The owner needs to set their priorities up

[pliant parrot]

apparently they're going through the automod, pretty sure Nazi just got unbanned

[pliant parrot]

its why there are different punishments depending on word used

[alpine garnet]

hi cpbot hi

[carmine hull]

Yet people openly allowed to say N*gga

[carmine hull]

Hai Uchur, Hai

[pliant parrot]

it is pronounced monica

or so denzel tells me

[carmine hull]

In Assyrian, we say "Coma spi'tha"

[chilly steppe]

Man there sure are times where I wish Welfare would just pop into some of these conversations

[carmine hull]

Welfare dance

[vocal marten]

@tranquil meteor

[chilly steppe]

Oh boy. He tagged him.

[carmine hull]

He needs to understand whats happening in this server

[edgy forum]

It is political. You're using that word wrong. And i was talking about the quality of a car which 6 years ago everyone called amazing and now people dislike for reasons that aren't the cars performance

[fervent veldt]

i leave and uh

strange things are happening

[carmine hull]

I swear tiktok is stalking me, I search Maccarena dance on YT and I hop on TikTok, everything Maccarena dance

[chilly steppe]

I don’t care about musk. Teslas are garbage and do have a history of catching fire on their own and being unreliable.

[fervent veldt]

that one explosion vid

[carmine hull]

Not only that, takes 12+ hours to charge at home

[edgy forum]

Well 6 years ago they were the best car ever and I still think they're good imo. :)

[carmine hull]

We should ask Welfare to make more frog stickers, not enough

[chilly steppe]

That too. I make my choices about the company and the vehicles they make. I don’t follow politics and I don’t use them to sway my opinion. I can form and make my own opinion just fine

[formal stump]

my tesla is re ally nice

[fleet zodiac]

okay i changed my mind about court of blades it kinda like, actually sucks

[formal stump]

ive hated court of blades since day 1

[chilly steppe]

It’s not horrible, but it is time consuming

[carmine hull]

You're only 16, you don't own one

[chilly steppe]

There have been worse activities

[formal stump]

so what man i still have one

[fleet zodiac]

the loot is bad and its actually like pure rng

[fiery fog]

Is there a channel for lfg the nether expert mode?

[carmine hull]

Keep dreaming

[fleet zodiac]

some of the encounters are easy and some just dont feel playtested like the shrieker boss or the rune plates

[fervent veldt]

#seasonal-content

[chilly steppe]

All should be RNG based.

[fiery fog]

Thx

[formal stump]

@carmine hull if u put a bread on the floor and i put one on the floor too we can make an earth sandwhich

[edgy forum]

🔥 nice bro

What model is it

[carmine hull]

Wrong

[fleet zodiac]

no i mean its either extremely easy or actually unplayable based on what encounters you get

[formal stump]

how is that wrong

[carmine hull]

Australia and Iraq would make a sandwich

[fleet zodiac]

the shrieker boss is like, if you dont have a healing turret warlock idk what they even expected you to do

[carmine hull]

We're pretty close to America so it would be a failed sandwich

[edgy forum]

💀

[formal stump]

this is upside down logic

[fervent veldt]

pluh

[carmine hull]

Nuh

[fleet zodiac]

also you dont get adept weapons from it so idk what the point is

[formal stump]

ur talking bout left to right

[edgy forum]

Pluh

[formal stump]

im talkin bout up to down

[carmine hull]

Iraq and Australia on globe map is perfect for Sandwich

[formal stump]

nuh uh

[carmine hull]

Yuh uh.

[edgy forum]

Geomgraphy

[fervent veldt]

you do, its just you need to get a high score

[formal stump]

ur just jelous of iraq

you know what

[fervent veldt]

and even then its not guaranteed

[carmine hull]

I'm half Iraqi, half Japanese.

[chilly steppe]

Let’s not go into that shall we

[formal stump]

im ditching you for new zealand

[edgy forum]

🔥

[formal stump]

do you speak japanese

[carmine hull]

We don't want New Zealand anyway lol

[fleet zodiac]

ive done it like 5 times with a gold+ score and seen maybe 2 adept weapons

[edgy forum]

Is ur pfp you

The cat boy gamer

[carmine hull]

I speak a bit of Assyrian, f*ckall Japanese and full English, English was my third language I learnt

[fervent veldt]

yeah they buffed the drops a monthish ago but its still bad lol

same thing with the nether

[carmine hull]

I already answered that question 2 month ago

[formal stump]

i speak japanese bub me 1 u 0

[fleet zodiac]

also since the encounters arent balanced i cant even have fun with something like infinite chaos warlock im just stuck playing wellock

[edgy forum]

I wasn't here 2 months ago

👍

[icy shale]

whats is dps meta for lockset on sd

[carmine hull]

May 7...

[formal stump]

one thousand voices is an easy one phase

[carmine hull]

Could've sworn I seen you much longer

[edgy forum]

It's not July 7th

[formal stump]

i think people still use le monarque with boltshot

[edgy forum]

Schizophrenia

[carmine hull]

What you on about?

[edgy forum]

Hasn't been 2m

[split solstice]

Don’t ya’ll just hate dropping your 1TB iPhone 16 Pro Max in between the seats of your 1 of 1 2025 Mansory Rolls Royce Phantom and being unable to get it because your $2M RM56-02 Sapphire Tourbillon watch is too big? Me too

[carmine hull]

Your discord says you joined this server may 7

[edgy forum]

It's been about 1 and a half

[edgy forum]

Mine says may 6 but yea

[formal stump]

relatable

[carmine hull]

I forgot, I'm 1 day ahead.

[pliant parrot]

oh hi pete

[fervent veldt]

thank you for saving that burning hospital

[edgy forum]

Relatable issue

[split solstice]

Lmfao

[formal stump]

why didnt you warn america about 911

[split solstice]

I was writing that up during the Tesla talk and people moved on

[edgy forum]

Oh brother

[carmine hull]

I was born in 2002, it was in 2001?

[tough sable]

it was planned

[fervent veldt]

me when i lie

[carmine hull]

I was a baby lmao

[formal stump]

why didnt your parents warn america

[carmine hull]

They didn't speak english at the time

[tough sable]

what's that supposed to mean?

[fervent veldt]

joe baby

[carmine hull]

It means I'm older than you

[formal stump]

ohhh ok

[vocal marten]

Right they only spoke Australian

[formal stump]

joe baby is the youngest person EVER

[formal stump]

THAT was funny!

[tough sable]

i drink the fountain of youth

[formal stump]

I am literally ROFL!

[carmine hull]

No, They spoke Assyrian

[formal stump]

i thought your mom was japanese

[vocal marten]

That’s what I said

[carmine hull]

Mother Assyrian, Father Japanese

[edgy forum]

🔥

[carmine hull]

But they both speak Assyrian fluently

[formal stump]

your father learnt ASSyrian?

[carmine hull]

Yup

[formal stump]

why did he do that

[edgy forum]

Ref do something

[carmine hull]

I told my dad that with that spelling and he whooped me when I was 4

[edgy forum]

REF

[chilly steppe]

What is this chat right now , mods?

[formal stump]

guys it has a funny in werd in it

[formal stump]

what is gracing my ears rn

[carmine hull]

When AI fails to keep up

[fervent veldt]

wsg gang

[formal stump]

the sky!

[fervent veldt]

hi skywalker

[formal stump]

hi imchicken6969

[carmine hull]

Cultured swine, I see

[outer summit]

lf12m grandmaster excision /join Vile#3183

[tired oriole]

no

[alpine garnet]

[carmine hull]

Wrong chat kid

[fervent veldt]

lf12m grandmaster excision /join Vile#3183

[split solstice]

#12-man

[tough sable]

lf12m grandmaster excision /join Vile#3183

[formal stump]

grandmaster excision in the big 25 🙏 🙏 💔 🥀

[tired oriole]

lf12m grandmaster excision /join Vile#3183

[vocal marten]

Just make sure you hide ur jiggle urrmmm

[alpine garnet]

free trials carries /join Vile#3183

[tired oriole]

message @outer summit

[formal stump]

fortnite carries /join vile#6969

[tired oriole]

free*

[split solstice]

chat I think Vile#3183 needs more people for Grandmaster Excision

[carmine hull]

Y'know I haven't done trials ever since they changed it you don't need to go flawless for adept weapons

[formal stump]

who is playing trials in the big 25

[tired oriole]

🍔

[formal stump]

🍟

[chilly steppe]

Ok I’ll have you carry me tomorrow afternoon