💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[quick hearth]

sleepy wbu

[somber anvil]

pretty good tbh

[signal iris]

nyxie

so does bart simpson

[bitter heath]

naruto also had a female VA

[exotic leaf]

[forest shuttle]

if i changed my name on Discord and my Bungie name, Why doesnt my name in here change?

[wet quarry]

U need to register to the bot again

[candid birch]

you ever wake up and get pissed off to start the day?

[forest shuttle]

did it work?

YAY lol

[candid birch]

yeah it did (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[forest shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-great-news-yay-excited-so-excited-gif-10286338

[candid birch]

[jaunty marten]

can anyone help me with my controller

[wet quarry]

Me too

[drifting ivy]

Whoo huge coge

jesus

[hollow marten]

Cokie

[jaunty linden]

yo, if i am a child, and spend the night at a mates house, and this situation takes place in sweden, do i get to eat breakfast the next morning

or does the friends family make breakfast and eat without telling me

and if i see them eating breakfast, do they tell me "we're almost done, go wait upstairs"

cause that's some wild behavior i hear swedish people engage in

but i respect it

i salute you sweden, if this is how savage you people are

[void slate]

Cockie

[void slate]

I'm in space now @exotic leaf

[quaint swallow]

🌌

[noble heath]

now this is epic

[wet quarry]

[sharp vale]

What's up losers

The master has arrived

[void slate]

Hello, this is Peter speaking from the Vega Solar System

[sharp vale]

Tf is vega

[exotic leaf]

be safe

[exotic leaf]

omg hi fragle

[candid birch]

[exotic leaf]

[quaint swallow]

👋 😃

[void slate]

I want to discover a planet around vega

[exotic leaf]

do it

[void slate]

there is speculation that Vega has a super hot gas giant planet

[exotic leaf]

thats just me

[noble heath]

gentlemen

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/844819635102285824.gif

[exotic leaf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/844819635102285824.gif

[candid birch]

[void slate]

Look at what I found by random browsing the universe, 4 stars, 2 orbiting the other 2

[exotic leaf]

thats so cool

[void slate]

Zwicky

[noble heath]

woah

[noble heath]

not her

[void slate]

who's that

Do you know that Zwicky has a moon (it's an even smaller rock)

[exotic leaf]

boss from elden ring

[candid birch]

are they wacky like zwacky?

[quaint swallow]

what is szwicky

[severe musk]

xD

[void slate]

Explain this to me

[exotic leaf]

didnt that movie only make like 85k on a friday

[severe musk]

made 85k in 1000 theaters 😭 movie made $85 a theater

[exotic leaf]

i still cant believe they had the audacity to bring it back to theaters based off a meme lmfao

[sick wyvern]

So?

[quaint swallow]

audience is always right

[sick wyvern]

Y’all created the monster you now regret. Got no one else to blame.

[sharp vale]

LOL

[void slate]

And I thought Venom was a flop

[severe musk]

bro what...

[sharp vale]

Smh

[severe musk]

who is regretting or blaming anyone for a shitty movie becoming a meme 😭

[void slate]

I think the meme is a desperate attempt by the marketing firm to get anyone to watch this garbage

[severe musk]

i didnt watch it tbh but i really like tom hardy so smh

[void slate]

what if tom hardy is a softy

[candid birch]

then thats false advertisement and i want my money back

[exotic leaf]

exactly this

[sick wyvern]

what is?

[dense veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-morb-nation-morbius-sweep-its-morbin-time-gif-25781394

[sick wyvern]

People making a meme and pretending it’s good, and gets upset when they plan a sequel because they think people like it because of said meme.

[void slate]

Isn't Jared Leto a singer?

[candid birch]

i think you might be thinking of marky mark

[wet quarry]

I can't sleep

[candid birch]

lay in bed and count backwards from 1000

[sick wyvern]

I can get my bat and help

[severe musk]

i dont think there is a single person that is genuinely upset by a morbius sequel lol

this guy is a party pooper

I HAT EMORBIUS IT IS NOT MORBIN TIME

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

Say "it's morbin' time" 1000 times while listening to Darude Sandstorm

[void slate]

We don't celebrate gay june at all in Poland

[exotic leaf]

I am not surprised

[severe musk]

it is NOT morbin time

[void slate]

What do you think of me turning a fortress into some fields

[exotic leaf]

i support it, pillage everything

[void slate]

Remember my dream with the three balls, turns out there was a neutron stars with three active spots in 2020, and two spots merged.

[exotic leaf]

youre a psychic

[candid birch]

psycho*

[queen compass]

30 seconds to mars is his band

he is also a cult leader

[candid birch]

now THAT explains why he sucks xD

[queen compass]

1 hit band

[candid birch]

what's their hit?

probably more like a tap 😛

[queen compass]

The Kill

[gloomy jackal]

Fortnite season 4 lookin great

[queen compass]

I love untargted Reddit ads

[void slate]

We love Slumpy

[queen compass]

Got a Reddit ad in German which is for Spotify using Roblox

[near hill]

Not a 1 hit band

[void slate]

'Look at the size of that rock!' - Some astronaut on the moon @exotic leaf

[queen compass]

I mean it's the only song I've ever heard by them

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

🪨

[candid birch]

ok no hit band whatever

[near hill]

I'd recommend checking out these songs. They made it onto Billboard 7 times.

[near hill]

Edgy and wrong, funny

[hardy mesa]

is that the cod montage girl song?

[candid birch]

[exotic leaf]

Yes

[near hill]

Probably

[exotic leaf]

The Kill is the song

[void slate]

What kind of music do you like? 🪨 or 🎈

[near hill]

Dude i fucking love ✂️

[queen compass]

Fair enough

[candid birch]

my music tastes vary. a lot of rock a lot of metal. like a few other odds and ends. disco is groovy. classical is always classic (especially as a music theory nerd)

[exotic leaf]

somebody yassified blue monday

[candid birch]

really like progressive stuff. always been a big fan of rush

oldies are always great too

[queen compass]

Not a fan of rush tbh

[candid birch]

orly? why don't you like them?

or just not your thing?

[queen compass]

Don't vibe with me

[candid birch]

that's fair

[wet quarry]

Wt songs?

[candid birch]

lately for some reason I've been listening to abba and george michael stuff lol

[candid birch]

?

[queen compass]

Abba slaps

[candid birch]

YOU CAN DAAAANCE

[wet quarry]

U guys talking abt songs?

[candid birch]

YOU CAN JI-HIIIIVE

HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIIIIIIIFE

[candid birch]

yes

[queen compass]

Music

[void slate]

[exotic leaf]

[signal iris]

https://youtu.be/hB6u2s-d1t4

[sharp vale]

Withdrew 1k$ from my bank and flexes 1k on the gram bc that's the most amount of money I can withdraw in a day apparently

Not a lot of money but it's what I'm gonna use to buy materials to start on my paint job

[fickle sentinel]

I don't even have 1k in my checking account rn

I am currently down bad

[sharp vale]

Me too bro me too

I just haven't been spending

If I were to spend the way some of y'all do I'd be broke as fuck

[fickle sentinel]

It's hard to accrue weath when you make $9.50 an hour and tuition is almost your yearly wages

[exotic leaf]

it should’ve been in quarters

[fickle sentinel]

Pennies if you will

[quick hearth]

[sharp vale]

Fuck, you're right

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

Message that to my Instagram so I can post the message, that's perfect humor

[exotic leaf]

drop your ig rq

[sharp vale]

Egoing the gram rn

[sharp vale]

It is literally the same as my discord username

[noble heath]

hi guys, me here

[signal iris]

@exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

incredible

[somber anvil]

@exotic leaf ur incredible

[exotic leaf]

uwu

[desert pilot]

hey guys

im planning on getting drunk tonight

im already tipsy

my summer vacation stated earlier this week but im still so full of stress so this is the perfect day to get drunk first time this summer

[tame sapphire]

oh boy

have fun!!!! Don't do thing too stupid

[desert pilot]

in finland we have this thing called kalsarikännit (getting drunk at your home alone in your underwear) thats whats im doing rn

i am very lonely

[subtle tangle]

y not wear some clothes

[desert pilot]

why bother when im alone

[sacred oasis]

for now

u will eventually find someone who shares the same interests as u

🤝

[queen compass]

Typical European langauge having a word for a thing which is really specific

[desert pilot]

i am literally aroace (i say im lonely as a joke i am perfectly happy living by myself)

[queen compass]

Ah the aro ace

[desert pilot]

aromantic and asexual

[queen compass]

Damn really though it was about ace aeroplane pilots sadge

[desert pilot]

ok

sorry to disappoint

[queen compass]

I was joking

[sacred oasis]

ah ok

also

[desert pilot]

red hood is so cool

now excuse me while i go pass out

[sharp arch]

Squid games szn2 looking sick

[jaunty linden]

did any swedish's respond to my question

looks like no

that's unfortunate

i need to know if swedish people really eat without their guests, when they have guests staying at their house

and they don't offer their guests food

cause i would like to adopt this custom for my own country

[sharp vale]

LET'S GO BABY I STARTED TALKING TO THIS GIRL

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

[sharp vale]

Pay for my paintjob luni

[dense veldt]

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[forest sparrow]

I lost the game chat

[jaunty linden]

got up the courage to send a text message that said "hi"

[sharp vale]

Smth like that

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/624947391778521109.gif

[sharp vale]

Fuck now we lost it too

[forest sparrow]

this pleases me

[sharp vale]

Your mom pleases me

Walked yourself l
Right into that one

[forest sparrow]

dad?

[sharp vale]

Yes

I will now be taking your money

[forest sparrow]

enjoy dying soon, clown

[sharp vale]

Like a bad parent

[sharp vale]

I'm 20 I have several years ahead of me

I am simply your dad by association

Association with your MOTHER

[forest sparrow]

my mom is 68

:)

enjoy honestly. pretty sure my father has ED

[sharp vale]

damn bro now I feel bad for your mom AND your dad

AND you

[forest sparrow]

hahaha why me??? XD

[sharp vale]

Idk sounds like you don't have good parental relaitons

[forest sparrow]

imagine my parents sex life having any impact on our parent child relation.

clown

[sharp vale]

It does when they divorce for frivolous reasons making a child with parental neglect and daddy/mommy issues

[jaunty linden]

if you're involved in your parents sex life, i could see that having an impact

[sharp vale]

Actually you do realize almost every single relationship fails when the sex life doesn't meet the standards right

And every single broken relationship like that ends up in a terrible situation for the child when they grow up

[jaunty linden]

i had to give my parents the talk once i was old enough to know what sex was. told them their sex lives were over

i wouldn't stand for such things happening in the same house as me

[sharp vale]

And like this says, you knowing about it kinda seems like you were already on that path

[jaunty linden]

they got divorced right after

[sharp vale]

Thought so

"clown." Idk man

I'm not the clown for that one, that's just genuinely depressing bc of the problems that stem from it

[forest sparrow]

I wouldn't say I'm "involved" in their sex life... not like we talk about it, I just observe and can pick up context clues.

[sharp vale]

Uh huh

[jaunty linden]

one day i was watchin power rangers, and i got excited cause the white ranger identity was about to be revealed, and i tried to get my mom and she was in her room with the door locked, with my dad

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-15268759

[jaunty linden]

and ever since then i was like "nope, this aint happenin"

not under my roof

[forest sparrow]

my house didn't have any doors. pretty sure my parents didn't screw after I was born...

30 years ago

[jaunty linden]

my parents snuck one out when i was 7

i now have a little brother

from that moment on

i was very disappointed when i found out

[forest sparrow]

I have a brother 8 years older.

[jaunty linden]

are you my little brother

[forest sparrow]

older brother?

are you 38?

[jaunty linden]

no

[forest sparrow]

welp

[sharp vale]

Weird

Why you 30 talking about your parents like that

I'm 20 and I don't even acknowledge the existence of my parents unless we're in the same area

[forest sparrow]

you are young.

[sharp vale]

Young and doing better than people ten years older than me

Genuinely

[forest sparrow]

I thought 30 year old people were in my click until i got to 30 and now 20 year olds are cildren

[sharp vale]

Too true

[forest sparrow]

crazy what 10 years as an adult can do

[sharp vale]

I'm 20 and I meet people who are 25-30 and I realize how bad some of them are off

[gloomy jackal]

https://media.tenor.com/images/a67d0b64b78890cdccaf91363aa1d9b0/tenor.gif

[sharp vale]

Some mfs can't even mow their own lawns let alone solve their own problems or hold down a job

Makes me happy that I'm genuinely outdoing plenty of people my age

[gloomy jackal]

whats a job

[sharp vale]

Satisfying your mom

[forest sparrow]

something you do when there is noone to take care yof you

[sick wyvern]

Well in America its slave work

[sharp vale]

This guy

[gloomy jackal]

whats america

[gloomy jackal]

how do i get it

[sharp vale]

Mfw in 90% of the world people are indoctrinated into certain occupations and still don't earn more than the average American

[forest sparrow]

it's crazy.

[sharp vale]

I finally understood why

[sick wyvern]

Dont get a job, get a career. Job means youre just stuck not going anywhere.

[forest sparrow]

I make $50 an hour and still live with 2 other poeple and am in debt

crazy

[sharp vale]

American labor is so bad

It's because 90% of jobs are here as a simple service

Most money is made doing things that GENUINELY matter

If most Americans actually had valuable skills they could make profit off of

[gloomy jackal]

[sharp vale]

This issue wouldn't exist

But most Americans don't HAVE skills

[gloomy jackal]

you should run for president

[sharp vale]

They simply just go with what's easiest and what's given right then and there and use that for the rest of their lives

People who have skills end up making an insane amount of money easily

[sick wyvern]

Last time didnt go so well though

[gloomy jackal]

i will vote for you in the 2024 presidency

[sharp vale]

I'm 20

[gloomy jackal]

yes

[forest sparrow]

you have to be 35+ to run

[sharp vale]

Is the debt your fault or someone else's fault?

[gloomy jackal]

i will vote for you as 2037 presidency

[sharp vale]

Bc I could start earning 50$ an hour myself by working as an independent mechanic but I simply don't feel ready to drop ship just yet

[gloomy jackal]

when you become presidency

[forest sparrow]

I can't think of a situation where it would ever be someone elses fault.

[sharp vale]

If I were to be independent I could really start charging people 70$ an hour for labor

[gloomy jackal]

will u delete debt

[sharp vale]

Uhhh say someone without insurance rear ends you, makes you go to the hospital, etc, and they are 100% unable to be garnished for funds

[gloomy jackal]

i currently owe $50 million in assets to the russian mafia can you uninstall my debt in 2037

[forest sparrow]

that's great at all, but you let someone rearend you, bad driver. I hope you understand what i'm implying

[sharp vale]

Thing is man debt is entirely a one sided issue 90% of the time. Even college debt can be avoided if you play your cards right

[terse torrent]

Are 3050s not goated

[forest sparrow]

don't blame someone else for your shit life

[sharp vale]

Not 100% of the time

If someone's dumbass is going 100mph in an uninsured Mopar straight from the dodge dealership and isn't paying for insurance

And they can't be garnished bc they have no wages

That person has effectively ruined YOUR life with no means to pay because there's nothing that can be taken from that person

[gloomy jackal]

we are having debate over soul of country right now

[forest sparrow]

my debt isn't even that much, I could sell investments and be positive tomorrow, i was just sayng that I make WELL over minimum wage and am still struggling to survive. haha LA sucks

[terse torrent]

That’s goated

[sharp vale]

LA

crying

[forest sparrow]

like my rent is $800, split with 2 other poeple

2 bedroom apartment

XD

[sick wyvern]

Like that's your part?

[forest sparrow]

yes. just my part

[sick wyvern]

Ah

Was gonna say man 800 would be nice

[forest sparrow]

naw it's 2400

[sick wyvern]

If i ever get sick of living here i could move in with my brother or one of his units. Hes got both a duplex and a fourplex, in cali. Tho i got too much baggage here

[gloomy jackal]

i would suck a pp clean for that kinda rent to exist

my sh going up to 900 next year tho

[sick wyvern]

Just gotta find the right person

[jaunty linden]

gosh the wuling sunshine market is just too hot

can a brotha buy a wuling sunshine

[sharp vale]

50$ an hour at 800$ rent
My guy please lend me that luck over here

WITH 2 HOMIES WHO ACTUALLY PAY?

[forest sparrow]

$300 car, gas, $100 electric, $300 health insurence, food, internet.......im stop

[sharp vale]

I could buy a restomoded challenger with that money

[sharp vale]

Should've bought a car in cash

[forest sparrow]

cute

[sharp vale]

You work full time no?

[sharp vale]

I've bought 7 cars in cash in the past year, resold em, very possible.

[forest sparrow]

it's commission

[sharp vale]

My main car I bought in cash

No problems, I've probably spent less than 2000$ in maintenance in three years which is saying a lot

[forest sparrow]

I spent my money on other things I guess.

[fickle sentinel]

For a 2 bedroom apartment?

[pallid current]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWXq4EBdThQ

[exotic leaf]

not that uncommon depending where you’re at unfortunately

[fickle sentinel]

I'm fully aware, it still baffles me everytime I hear it tho

[exotic leaf]

apartments that used to be 700-800 where i’m at are now $1200+ with minimum or no renovations . so many out of staters have taken over bought everybody out it’s a shame every state doesn’t have laws to control it better

[sharp vale]

NO FHE GIRL THAT I'M TALKING WITH HAS ISSUES (which is totally fine, I hope she gets better and does well but I don't want to be caught by more problems, guess it's time to just be a really supportive friend)

[mossy jetty]

LF1 valorant silver/gold NAW

[quick hearth]

1 bed/baths went from around 900 to 1,500 here

pure unadulterated bullshit

[sharp vale]

Where is here

[quick hearth]

northeastern TX

[sharp vale]

Mf why is everyone here in Texas

[quick hearth]

i thought you knew

[quick hearth]

looks very mint

[sharp vale]

Do you know what this means nyxie

[quick hearth]

nope I'm extremely stupid!

[sharp vale]

WE COULD TOTALLY DATE SHAWTY

[quick hearth]

[sharp vale]

Why do you reject me this way

||I am fully aware that nyx is a male but y'know what they say. The straightest men say the gayest shit||

[gloomy jackal]

I once made love to a flamingo

[exotic leaf]

[hardy mesa]

I LOVE CENTURY LINK

[trail citrus]

[exotic leaf]

[trail citrus]

[exotic leaf]

[jolly scaffold]

[sacred oasis]

yipee!

[jaunty linden]

i saw a sick r33 skyline GTR, right hand drive on the freeway yesterday

[hardy mesa]

AHHHHH

[jaunty linden]

had a female driving it, i fell in love

[dense veldt]

a female what?

[jaunty linden]

asked her to marry me but we were on the freeway and i don't think she heard

and i was in a different car

[jaunty linden]

a double x chromosome adult human female

[dense veldt]

oh, a woman

[jaunty linden]

ya'

the best kind of female

i just became rich

from 32k to 13 million

i'm gonna go find elon musks number now

elongated muskrat

[hardy mesa]

WE BACK

[jaunty linden]

we got a wuling sunshine for half price!

[jaunty linden]

sus cum morbo

sussy cum morbo

[bitter heath]

3 days til I'm 20

Shits crazy

[maiden goblet]

morbo mean disease cuz im a mad morbhead 💯💯🔥🤝🤝

[sharp vale]

Date me shawty

[candid birch]

i hear morbo and i think of the dude from futurama

[jaunty linden]

the news anchor?

[candid birch]

yes

[cold musk]

It is so great when there are mods that just dont respond after almost 24 hours lol

Seems kinda pointless to have....

[jaunty linden]

i know wtf am i paying them for

[sharp vale]

Unironically most mods here are probably mods in other servers considering they actually have to have mod experience according to the application

[exotic leaf]

GROSS

[jaunty linden]

i was a mod and middleman on the largest rocket league trading discord

[sharp vale]

Speak for urself lewshify

You still haven't sent me that message for the humor

[jaunty linden]

and my server owner was on linus tech tips vidyas

basically i'm famous

is what i'm saying

[exotic leaf]

i microdosed earlier, i will do it now

[jaunty linden]

DMT?

[exotic leaf]

mushrooms

[sharp vale]

SHROOMS

SHIFEY WILIN'

[dense veldt]

so true tbh

[exotic leaf]

hate them bestie

[sharp vale]

SHIFEY is actually a women

Imposter

[exotic leaf]

guh

[sharp vale]

Shiffy is sus

Get him/her/they/it

[dense veldt]

sussy

[sharp vale]

You're actually a woman too

[dense veldt]

huh? proof?

[sharp vale]

My woman detectors are going off

[exotic leaf]

i love eon tbh slay bestie

[sharp vale]

Only a woman would say she loves another woman so easily

That's woman behavior thus both of you are women

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-gif-22906544

[void slate]

Good morning

[exotic leaf]

Hi Peter my beloved

[jaunty linden]

ya that's true, most people are women on the internet

[dense veldt]

can confirm

[sharp vale]

I am not most people

I am quite literally built different

[jaunty linden]

but you are one part of most people

[void slate]

😆

[sharp vale]

I only flirt with men on the internet

I only flirt with girls irl

[dense veldt]

i also only flirt with girls irl yep

[jaunty linden]

what is acceptable evidence of girl? Self id?

cause i may have some bad news

[sharp vale]

Bed

[jaunty linden]

or great news

depending on you

[sharp vale]

Wassuh shawty

[void slate]

A patriotic choice

[dense veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-nervous-red-blush-anime-gif-25259190

[sharp vale]

Ur my bf now

[dense veldt]

okay buy me a second monitor please bf

[sharp vale]

Can't spending all my money on a paint job

Therefore I will be posting this again

My hands look like this

[void slate]

How are you yeetim and eon?

[sharp vale]

So my car can look like this

[candid birch]

[sharp vale]

It's me, I'm the hacker

[candid birch]

you couldn't hack a pizza roll bruh

[sharp vale]

But I can roll around you in my car

[candid birch]

from the opposite coast? impressive

[hardy mesa]

what's with the rocket ship?

[exotic leaf]

this is devastating

[pale locust]

Any pizza eaters

[exotic leaf]

Yes

[pale locust]

[dense veldt]

huh how

[candid birch]

[exotic leaf]

i love flirting with women they are so amazing and great

[dense veldt]

very true. i could not say something truer ever

[jaunty linden]

only the ones who don't know they're hot

once they discover this detail, it's all over

[pale locust]

[exotic leaf]

[jaunty linden]

stop eating pizza is bad for you

have some kale

[exotic leaf]

I hate kale i will eat any other green

[candid birch]

but kale doesn't taste like happy

[jaunty linden]

celery?

you would prefer celery over kale?

[exotic leaf]

cewewy

[jaunty linden]

what kind of monster are you

celery is disgusting

[exotic leaf]

a woman

[jaunty linden]

what about parsley

[exotic leaf]

who eats parsley by itself

[jaunty linden]

degenerates

[exotic leaf]

you

[dense veldt]

i ate an entire large pizza for dinner by myself

[jaunty linden]

no way i hate parsley

[candid birch]

[dense veldt]

sorry you had to experience that bestie! next time you just need to try your best and then youll win

[jaunty linden]

who are you again

oof

i just wanted to know who i was ignoring

[quick hearth]

💀

[jaunty linden]

COME BACK STRANGER

[sharp vale]

Yep this is why I do it all the time

[jaunty linden]

PLEASE DONT LEAVE US

[dense veldt]

come back we are here for u

[jaunty linden]

oh he's back

back to ignoring

[sharp vale]

That's bc you're a girl

[dense veldt]

why do u want me to be a girl so bad

[jaunty linden]

cause never before has it been so easy to be one

try it

[sharp vale]

I do it on purpose to Tons of people

Like nyxie

[quick hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-basil-omori-basil-its-uncanny-how-easy-it-is-uncanny-gif-21135578

literally^

[sharp vale]

Nyxie is literally my gf

[jaunty linden]

yeetim is your car as gangster as this i.imgur.com/njhg70u.jpeg

[exotic leaf]

guh

[vale pebble]

you're are gay?

[sharp vale]

I am a guy and nyxiei is a ||guy|| girl so no

[sharp vale]

Idk I can't see

[vale pebble]

are you sure you're a guy

[sharp vale]

Look at my hands mf

[vale pebble]

idk could just have wierd hands

[sharp vale]

I have a white muscle car and have masculine hands and I could somehow still be a female to you?

[exotic leaf]

yes

[dense veldt]

its okay if u want to be female

[vale pebble]

i saw a woman drive an r34 a month ago

[sharp vale]

I am male

[dense veldt]

u can be whatever u want

[exotic leaf]

slay queen

[vale pebble]

your choice in vehicles means nothing to me

[sharp vale]

Ur a girl and my gf

[wet quarry]

Hi

[jaunty linden]

copy and paste into browser

[exotic leaf]

omg hi haze

[jaunty linden]

[vale pebble]

its okay the world is more progressive now

[dense veldt]

do u have a thing for forced feminization

[wet quarry]

hi

[sharp vale]

My point is that those are two very very very very specific traits that go hand in hand

[vale pebble]

same sex relationships are quite popular and normal

[exotic leaf]

[vale pebble]

rare, but not impossible

[sharp vale]

So I am a male

[vale pebble]

i can answer for myself, that's pretty cool

[vale pebble]

no you're just rare

[wet quarry]

I can be whatever? Make me Rich

[sharp vale]

No I just like joking around

[vale pebble]

it's like no one reads these days smh

[vale pebble]

is that your uncle or something

he looks 40

[wet quarry]

Thicc eyebrows

[sharp vale]

First time I've been called Anything above the age of 20

Usually people tell my I look younger than 18

[vale pebble]

mf never seen anyone under 18 damn

[wet quarry]

U hv a beard yeet?

[sharp vale]

I can when I want to

Rn I'm shaved and look about 17

[wet quarry]

Im just imagining ur face

[vale pebble]

shaving removes like 5 years from your age

[wet quarry]

And a need for a haircut

[vale pebble]

i hate that look but i don't like having a beard

very sad

[quick hearth]

[wet quarry]

I don't mind hving one. Makes it hard to cops to catch me when i don't a riding licence

[wet quarry]

Hi

[vale pebble]

you are now breathing manually

[quick hearth]

hi

[vale pebble]

yeah see that could totally be a woman

[jaunty linden]

they're damn near conservative at this point

[wet quarry]

Ngl, that looks good

[sharp vale]

My gf

[vale pebble]

wdym

[wet quarry]

I imagined worse

[sharp vale]

Right jaw reveal

[jaunty linden]

homosexual relationships aren't progressive anymore, they're bland and vanilla like straight relationships

[sharp vale]

I actually have a very decent jawline, just lighting

[vale pebble]

yeah nah I'm standing my ground

[vale pebble]

isn't this a good thing

they're normalized

[jaunty linden]

depends what comes next, but yes for homosexuality it is a good thing

[vale pebble]

the heck could come next

[dense veldt]

😍

[jaunty linden]

[sharp vale]

Right face reveal

[vale pebble]

a partner's gender should not and does not matter, there's nothing else to it

[sharp vale]

You could confuse me for a girl considering some people tell me my facial structure is good for make up

That, or I just have really good bone structure, for a guy.

[wet quarry]

Hv a long hair and ur female

[vale pebble]

you got that progressive and feminist lesbian haircut

[wet quarry]

If u hide ur jawline, then yes

[vale pebble]

this is only giving me more evidence

and no I'm not stereotyping go look at supergirl's sister's haircut it's exactly like that

[sharp vale]

It is not long enough to be slicked back

[vale pebble]

why's it wonky

[sharp vale]

Needs at least three more inches

[sharp vale]

Bc I was messing w it

[vale pebble]

i see

[sharp vale]

You're a girl after all

[vale pebble]

i wish you good luck on the final product

[exotic leaf]

wtf yeet are you trying to be exodia

[sharp vale]

LOL

[vale pebble]

no eon's just gay

this does not mean i think you're not a girl, this means i think eon thinks you're a guy

[wet quarry]

Lul

[jaunty linden]

i agree, though I have a somewhat unique position on the whole "gay marriage issue" in that, I oppose all marriage, or at least, state involvement in marriage. the gov't should have never been involved with marriage to begin with, then the entire "issue" of gay marriage would've never been a controversy and it wouldn't have been an issue of people not having equal rights to begin with

gov't just ruins everything

[sharp vale]

No she's a girl

[candid birch]

you look like a weirdo

[jaunty linden]

more people should have my opinions, then we could have a better world

without gov't

[vale pebble]

in your opinion*

[jaunty linden]

yes of course, but it'd be our opinion

😄

[sharp vale]

No I agree, marriage is literally a legally mandated thing that's inherently outdated and shouldn't be bound by the rules of religious context

[jaunty linden]

marriage shouldn't need the state

period, state involvement is why gay marriage wasn't a thing before, and it should've always been

[sharp vale]

If anything marriage should be buffed and reworked so that it doesn't revolve around laws and religious rules but rather it's own matrimony

[jaunty linden]

erego the gov't created a problem where one shouldn't have existed

[vale pebble]

no i agree with that, but I'm fine with recording said marriages through the government

[jaunty linden]

as usual

[sharp vale]

Marriage in Itself with the state and law is too powerful so it should also be nerfed to avoid unfair losses when it comes to divorce

[vale pebble]

makes stuff like divorces way easier to handle

[dense veldt]

marriage buff when

[jaunty linden]

i'm fine with the gov't being involved as long as it's extended to everyone

[sharp vale]

Patch 4.0.5

[jaunty linden]

but ideally i'd like the gov't not involved, in basically anything

they just make things worse

[sick wyvern]

No it’s fucking religion getting into everything that kept same sex marriage back

[vale pebble]

i personally find that the govt is effective in a lot of places, it just needs a lot of work in being truly impartial

[exotic leaf]

outlaw outlaw outlaw

[sharp vale]

Acting like our government wasn't based off Christianity ideals

[jaunty linden]

it doesn't have the right incentives, down to managerial level

[sharp vale]

Literally our government was founded on Christianity

[jaunty linden]

it ends up being inefficient, wasteful, over complicated, etc

if the state could be restructured, along the proper incentives to actually do things well

[sharp vale]

One way would be to separate religion from government completely

[sick wyvern]

As opposed to free for all. These past few years shows a lot of people can’t be trusted to do the right thing

[jaunty linden]

then it could work

[vale pebble]

recent times where senators are actively campaigning stating that they're gonna enforce "Christian values" into the government is indeed quite terrifying

[exotic leaf]

guh can we not go there

[sharp vale]

Sorry lewshify

[vale pebble]

honestly yeah, a proper government would be truly impartial

[sharp vale]

FOLLOW ME ON INSTA LEWEY

[jaunty linden]

that was the state, the state came in and said marriage is man+woman. Obama held this position as president

[exotic leaf]

just the religion talk in general stop lol take it to dms

[trail citrus]

[vale pebble]

but unfortunately, humans are not the ideal candidate for impartiality

[sick wyvern]

Don’t pretend it wasn’t

[exotic leaf]

[vale pebble]

and why did the state decide that? :)

[jaunty linden]

because of christian foundations, obviously.

[dense veldt]

do u think marriage should be man+woman?

[vale pebble]

btw state rights are a sham and should not exist

[jaunty linden]

no, i think marriage is any 2 people who are in love and want to make that commitment

[vale pebble]

i wholely reject the need for anything other than a centralized govt

[jaunty linden]

i just want the gov't out of it because it needlessly complicates it

[dense veldt]

poggers!

[sick wyvern]

We need to do what senator Armstrong said. Rip it all out and start all over. But none of his strongest will survive bullshit

[jaunty linden]

don't get too excited, i'm somewhat opposed to marriage altogether

[vale pebble]

easier said than done

[trail citrus]

Be careful with this convo guys

[sick wyvern]

Never said it was

[jaunty linden]

i'm all about monogamy, just think the paperwork complicates it

[vale pebble]

ik caddy i think it's going fine so far

[trail citrus]

Yeah it's fine so far but it can always go down different routes haha

[jaunty linden]

most marriages end based on financial reasons

what intertwined the finances?

[exotic leaf]

or infidelity lol

[jaunty linden]

marriage, aka the state

the legal documents

[sharp vale]

You should marry me shawty

[jaunty linden]

well ya if you cheat, get your ass beat

[vale pebble]

this is not wholely accurate

plenty of marriages keep their finances seperate

there's nothing forcing you to merge accounts or resources

[jaunty linden]

there's nuance of course, but you don't see people just breaking up because times got tough for one of them. it's the idea of 2 people 1-2 incomes, 1 singular pot of money

that makes things get rocky quick

[vale pebble]

then that's a choice those people made

[jaunty linden]

it's a societal one people make cause they think that's how marriage should be, and that came from the state, taxes, and when divorce, splitting assets, etc

[sharp vale]

Guys

[vale pebble]

the govt only really cares on taxes and divorce settlements

[candid birch]

[vale pebble]

and there are ways to make those "problems" null as well

[jaunty linden]

if you know that getting divorced=splitting up possessions, then you automatically combine finances, at least mentally, because it's only half yours to begin wtih

[sharp vale]

He's a menace

[vale pebble]

prenups come to mind

[jaunty linden]

ya

[vale pebble]

give the kitty some love on my behalf

[sharp vale]

Who tf came to the idea that I have to give everything away when I get divorced

[jaunty linden]

and that's a bandaid, I just think a lot of problems with marriage, came because the gov't came in and was like "we are going to be the arbiters of "official marriage"

it's the root that complicated it, but mostly in regards to gay marriage, in that the state not allowing it, created a problem where none should have been

[vale pebble]

which only really happened bc people merged financials + religion and taxes

[sharp vale]

Guys

Is 1000$ a large amount of money or what

[jaunty linden]

bad things happen when prolonged trust in the state is part of societies consciousness

[exotic leaf]

no

[sharp vale]

Bc some people say that that's a large amount of money but I personally think it's not even enough

[vale pebble]

depends on who you're asking but yeah I'd say it's a decent chunk of money

[sharp vale]

Thank you

[jaunty linden]

heck kyes i make more than that a week and it's gone in two days

[pale locust]

Chump change!!!

[sharp vale]

Jesus let me be you for a minute

[sharp vale]

MAMMARY GLAND!!!

[exotic leaf]

$1000 would be a decent amount of money in 2010, maybe lol

[jaunty linden]

i drive lots and gas is over 7 dollars a gallon

[vale pebble]

i don't think you should trust the state but you should be able to

[jaunty linden]

you don't want to be me

[sharp vale]

I like to drive and earn lots of bread

[exotic leaf]

yeah diesel is insane

$6 here

[sharp vale]

Lewshifey still get to follow me on insga

Big sad

[exotic leaf]

keep asking i will never do it

[sharp vale]

:(

[vale pebble]

you ask someone at min wage and 1000$ is a lot, you ask someone making 140k/yr and 1000$ is a drop

[exotic leaf]

[vale pebble]

it's not a good question to ask really

[sharp vale]

Why do you hate me

[trail citrus]

instagr*m

[sharp vale]

Duh doi

[sharp vale]

Marry me caddi

[void slate]

Does Lewshifer own a hello kitty machine gun

[trail citrus]

the last thing i posted on ig was my friend throwing a lava lamp like 4 years ago

[sharp vale]

Yes I bought it for them

[severe musk]

why would you waste a perfectly good drink

[exotic leaf]

are you going to buy it for me

[sharp vale]

Real

[trail citrus]

it was expired

[jaunty linden]

guys what should i do with all these monitors

[sharp vale]

Unreal

[sharp vale]

Sell them and give me profit

[jaunty linden]

i have 3 really nice ultrawide monitors

[vale pebble]

what kind

[sharp vale]

Mydaddyhasagunmydaddyhasgun

[trail citrus]

use them? what else would you do

[sharp vale]

Sell them and give me money

Caddince what do you work as again

[trail citrus]

I am a shift supervisor at an entertainment center

[sick wyvern]

I’ll take one

[jaunty linden]

all alienware. AW3420DW, AW3821DW, AW3423DW (the newest one, that linus nutted over)

[exotic leaf]

i love it

[candid birch]

you own a strip club?

[sharp vale]

Let's be mechanics together loser

[vale pebble]

bruh

[jaunty linden]

i know

[trail citrus]

I am absolutely terrible with my hands, no sir

[jaunty linden]

i have a problem

[trail citrus]

That'd be cool but no

[sharp vale]

No he works at Dave and busters and tells the losers to clean up drinks

[candid birch]

bruh you rich? share the wealth

[trail citrus]

Dave and Busters

That place is bad

[exotic leaf]

[jaunty linden]

i'm not rich i just have a dell finance account that gives me no interest if paid off in a year and a high limit

[sharp vale]

Post the they banned me form Dave and busters meme

[void slate]

Caption this

[pale locust]

He'll o

[sharp vale]

Marry me shawty

[trail citrus]

I don't have whatever meme this is man

[jaunty linden]

and i can pay things off in a year ez

[void slate]

She'll o

[pale locust]

I am married to depression!!!

[candid birch]

"communism uwu"

[jaunty linden]

these are all paid off 2 aren't in use currently, selling is hard cause they're big

[sharp vale]

Loser

[jaunty linden]

need local sale

[candid birch]

me too!... wait...

[pale locust]

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

[trail citrus]

I need a new pc so bad

[pale locust]

[trail citrus]

So many options

[jaunty linden]

she sells sea shells down by the seychelles sea shore

[pale locust]

Rtx 40899

[trail citrus]

[sharp vale]

Caddince

[trail citrus]

Yeetim

[sharp vale]

Simply make one

[jaunty linden]

she sells seychelles sea shells down by the seychelles sea shore

[noble heath]

hello chat

[void slate]

Hello chat

[trail citrus]

again, bad with hands, i would definitely break it

[jaunty linden]

is seychelles a place or did i just make that up i swear i read that somewhere

[void slate]

Caption this

[noble heath]

when did vog originally release in d1?

[pale locust]

More like belongs in the trash

[vale pebble]

i wanna make a kit car

[jaunty linden]

day 1

[sharp vale]

I worked on my own car

[noble heath]

one week after launch right, all the way back in d1

[vale pebble]

just for the fun of it

[jaunty linden]

not day 1 but year 1

maybe month 1

[void slate]

What do you think of global warming?

[jaunty linden]

i didn't play destiny 1

[pale locust]

Is that where the blinker fluid goes

[trail citrus]

Well I'm glad you have good hands

[noble heath]

one week after release huh

yep someone definitely had the pleasure of raiding with chris chan

[sharp vale]

No Wy

[jaunty linden]

complete non issue, we are going to run out of fossil fuels long before the consequences of CO2 will be serious

[void slate]

Who was the main character in hit movie Star Wars?
A - Luke Warm
B - Luke Smith
C - Luke Skywalker

[trail citrus]

i played d1 hope i didnt play with chris chan

[sharp vale]

The earth is literally designed to keep everything alive regardless of consequences

[noble heath]

B

[vale pebble]

they're already serious though

[sharp vale]

That's why there's life that can live in complete nuclear apocalypse

[noble heath]

there's a chance you did

[sharp vale]

Humans are not designed to live through everything though

[pale locust]

Luke

[noble heath]

chris has been recorded playing destiny 1 on the ps4 so someone might have played with him

[sharp vale]

Even if earth did fail

[void slate]

Nothing is

[noble heath]

except me

and cockroaches...

[sharp vale]

It would only go back to how it is literally thousands of years later

[jaunty linden]

the environmental issues that people should be worried about are as follows: the complete collapse of the insect population, and the bottom of the food chain, overfishing the sea, desalinization of sea water where the brine is poured back into the sea but never mixes back in creating dead spaces in the ocean floor cause it's too salty

[jaunty linden]

and we have already hit peak oil

[noble heath]

ok but

[exotic leaf]

bold and brash more like belongs in the trash

[void slate]

I want to stop fossil fuels just to have cleaner air.

[noble heath]

:(

[trail citrus]

ah chris chan was on ps4

[void slate]

Handsome

[trail citrus]

im safe then, xbox gamer

[noble heath]

yea he hates the hexbox

[jaunty linden]

which 5 billion human beings get to die?

[exotic leaf]

good spongebob episode

[vale pebble]

yeah but the issue is the feedback loop carbon emissions create

[noble heath]

hexbox

[sick wyvern]

Probably couldn’t make it past the into. He’s go 0 attention span or critical thinking

[trail citrus]

youd be a good episode series in my life

[vale pebble]

hot gets hotter

[sick wyvern]

Also isn’t he in jail now

[trail citrus]

yes

[noble heath]

potentially, but someone COULD have played with him in the cosmodrome

[void slate]

5 billion will die when we remove smog from cities?

[noble heath]

he's still writing out letters claiming to be jesus christ and a cpu goddess

[exotic leaf]

want to make a lifetime original series together starring us

[jaunty linden]

and trees/plants have shown to be highly adaptive to carbon rich environments, developing larger leaves, higher co2 absorption, etc. just like they did millions of years ago

[void slate]

Starring stars

[dense veldt]

this is literally not correct

[sick wyvern]

I’d hate to be his cell mate

[jaunty linden]

the planet is quite good at autocorrecting

[exotic leaf]

you’re a shining star

[sick wyvern]

I’d rather be in solitary than be stuck with him

[trail citrus]

yeah whats gonna be the overall arching storyline

[noble heath]

"what are you in for"

"well it all started with marry lee walsh..."

[dense veldt]

yeah a lot of areas on the planet are gonna become uninhabitable by humans. its literally already happening in some areas near the oceans

[jaunty linden]

bet. I would put a lot of money on the current energy crisis we're seeing the start of, is the beginning of the end of fossil fuels

[vale pebble]

good thing they don't adapt fast enough and we've deforested large amounts of land

[jaunty linden]

those in charge just don't want to admit it

and they won't admit it, probably until we've used the last drop on earth

[void slate]

Which Star Wars movie included a star being used in a war?
A - Phantom Menace
B - The Rise of Skywalker
C - The Force Awakens

[dense veldt]

?? the consequences of co2 are already happening idk what you are trying to say

[noble heath]

there may be someone out there who witnessed first hand chris chan trying to play destiny

[jaunty linden]

china has been preparing for 20 years, for the end of oil. they know it's coming

[vale pebble]

humans are the fastest adapters, that's just fact, the issue is the lack of action bring taken

[dense veldt]

end of fossil fuels is good bc they are trash anyway

[jaunty linden]

best estimates to how much the eearth has left, has 2050 as when it's gone

[noble heath]

the hobbit

[jaunty linden]

those are the most optimistic estimates

[void slate]

Chris Chan is he related to Jackie Chan

[noble heath]

he wishes

[jaunty linden]

if that's true, which it's pretty accepted as true by everyone, then we are indeed on the decline. once you hit peak oil, production steadily declines to 0

[noble heath]

there's a really nice 63 part long documentary on him you should give it a watch

[jaunty linden]

US shale oil just forecasted its end a few months ago. shale was supposed to last 200 eyars

[sick wyvern]

I’d love to see them sell all his shit, give him the biggest second chance ever, with money and a house and watch him fuck it all up.

[exotic leaf]

our daily lives together duh

[jaunty linden]

it's gone on for 13 years, and they say they only have 10 left

[trail citrus]

okay omw to you rn

[jaunty linden]

at current production rates, if they increase production, it's gone in 5

[noble heath]

bro will spend it all on video games and sex dolls

[jaunty linden]

russia announced peak oil, china announced peak oil

[exotic leaf]

can’t wait

[dense veldt]

its almost as if fossil fuels have always been a terrible thing to invest time and technology into

[vale pebble]

i very patiently await the rise of nuclear and specifically the fusion reactors in development at sparc and china

[sick wyvern]

Exactly

[jaunty linden]

saudi's keep refusing to increase production, wonder why

probably because they cant

gas isn't coming back down

[noble heath]

i wonder if his cellmate became his new sweetheart

[jaunty linden]

we are just beginning an energy crisis that will lead into a massive restructuring of this planet

[noble heath]

his love quest finally ended ig

[sick wyvern]

No one would be desperate enough

[jaunty linden]

people have no idea how unlucky we are

[noble heath]

he dropped the soap and thus his love quest ended

[jaunty linden]

but also very lucky, cause this is a once ever thing

we're going to live like the amish when this is all over

[dense veldt]

you know there is such a thing as renewable energy right

[vale pebble]

whatever happens, I'm not gonna be around for the beginning of the end

[jaunty linden]

and we're gonna look back on this period like "wtf was that world we were living in"

[sick wyvern]

Again I doubt anyone would be desperate enough to go near him

[vale pebble]

nuclear baby

[dense veldt]

yeah or nuclear

[jaunty linden]

nothing comes even somewhat close, to oil, and the effect it has on all our lives

[sick wyvern]

Fusion

[vale pebble]

so ready for all those reactors to come right back up

[jaunty linden]

nuclear could handle electricity

[dense veldt]

okay and

[sick wyvern]

Mr.fusion

[jaunty linden]

but for some reason we won't touch nuclear

environmentalists refuse to consider it

[noble heath]

even in prison no one wants his bent duck

[sick wyvern]

Because people still think I’ll be Chernobyl

[jaunty linden]

even though modern reactors are crazy safe, and nothing like the old 70's and 30's reactors

or hell, screw uranium, and plutonium

[noble heath]

or whatever he has down there these days im pretty sure he made a hole in his taint

[sick wyvern]

Or think reactors are giant bombs

[vale pebble]

nuclear could handle everything, it's purely the social impact due to Chernobyl and Japan

[noble heath]

b-but the scary chernobyl!

[vale pebble]

electric vehicles aren't exactly rare these days

[jaunty linden]

thorium reactors were invented in the 70's by the united states. much more efficient, much more output, and without a slow decaying radioactive waste product

[exotic leaf]

don’t forget about 3 Mile Island

[jaunty linden]

but we couldn't make bombs out of the byproduct

so we abandoned it

[noble heath]

i think we should nuke earth and move to mars

[vale pebble]

that was something alright

[jaunty linden]

china is investing billions into thorium reactors rn

china is shoring up their energy supplies, guarding against the future

[sick wyvern]

We’re doing the right thing

That’s why America is so afraid

[jaunty linden]

america is depleting our supplies, refusing to shore up anything

[vale pebble]

the only question is, is it fast enough

[sick wyvern]

And looking for reasons to go fight

[noble heath]

are we

[vale pebble]

America has always been stubbornly in the past

[jaunty linden]

who's we?

[noble heath]

yea man thanks for the money

[vale pebble]

cough 2A nuts cough

[jaunty linden]

cause america is doing everything wrong, like, literally the exact opposite in every single decision that we make

[noble heath]

god bless america for giving my country free cash

[void slate]

Is maths related to science?

[exotic leaf]

no

[sick wyvern]

I meant china

[jaunty linden]

ya, you're not taking my right to defend myself and my family from me

[noble heath]

but muh gun

[sick wyvern]

A pistol is enough

[void slate]

What do you think of real action Mulan movie?

[vale pebble]

sure buddy, your pistol will save you from that drone strike

[jaunty linden]

sorry, that's the most evil thing you can do, to take someones right to self defense away, gandhi and marx said it

[sick wyvern]

Don’t need to go all CoD

[void slate]

Call of Density

[noble heath]

they'll shoot the missile out of the air

[noble heath]

bad, veri.

[jaunty linden]

drone strike? how about some meth head looking for a quick score in the middle of the night?

[noble heath]

a knife should be more than enough

[dense veldt]

1v1 them fair and square

[jaunty linden]

that's the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard

[vale pebble]

if you need a gun for a meth head you got more issues than thinking you need a gun

[void slate]

What is a common modern warfare tactic?
A - Drone Strike
B - Bone Strike
C - Cone Strike

[sick wyvern]

Nah a big stick

[jaunty linden]

i need a gun because criminals have guns

[noble heath]

why not, if you truly deserve to live you will win a 1 on 1 knife fight, sword logic yo

[jaunty linden]

you disarming the law abiding population, does notihng about criminals with guns

[void slate]

Is there a stick that has no end

[vale pebble]

this is the most roundabout logic ever

[jaunty linden]

chicago literally banned guns many years ago, how's that going

[vale pebble]

i hope your family isn't affected by the next mass shooting :)

[sick wyvern]

Would be easy to spot criminals then

[void slate]

I need to steal because criminals have stolen goods

[vale pebble]

stupid logic

[noble heath]

its simple really, if a guy charges at you with a knife, you duel them with a knife. if you lose its because you dont deserve to live.

sword logic 🙏

[sick wyvern]

Tbh we long lost the privilege for guns given such lack of responsibility

[void slate]

I will fight this fire by setting it on fire.

[noble heath]

america just has a strong gun fetish man

[vale pebble]

"nothing we could possibly do about this, says the only country with this problem"

[noble heath]

i dont get it... why cant you just kill each other with knives like normal people

[void slate]

In England they prefer knives.

[noble heath]

see much more civilized, no mass shootings

[void slate]

A mass stabbing is hard to execute.

[vale pebble]

and uh mass stabbings aren't exactly common place

[dense veldt]

https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-r-1848971668 good ol onion

[sick wyvern]

Or a narwhal horn