💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[mild crystal]

spotify should have messaged you to remind you about the latest release

[queen osprey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox7RsX1Ee34

this is the only lamar song i know

[sharp vale]

Yeah but I didn't care

[mild crystal]

do you use spotify?

[sharp vale]

Yes

[signal seal]

why is everyone obsessed with Kendrick Lamar though

[sharp vale]

I just said it away

[signal seal]

it's all i heard about for the last week

the guy mumble raps over bad beats idk what the deal is

[mild crystal]

you should probably listen to the new kendrick lamar album, then.. Teetim

[sharp vale]

He's a good rapper who doesn't make much music

[signal seal]

he should pick better beats then jeeze

[sharp vale]

He's either number one or number two on everyone's list of rappers

I don't listen to him bc personally idc for his music

[mild crystal]

good song, regardless

[sharp vale]

It's not that I don't like his music

He's made some good music

[mild crystal]

he also has done some really good music for movies

[sharp vale]

Its just that I don't really care to listen to him

[signal seal]

i don't understand why people like him

[sharp vale]

Like, everyone buys call of duty but I don't want to buy it bc I don't care to play it

[mild crystal]

love making music 😉

[sharp vale]

Makes good music

[signal seal]

Aesop Rock and MF doom and Immortal Technique are 3 bettter rappers off the top of my head

could think of dozens more

[mild crystal]

in saying that, handsome boy modeling school, is way better love making music

[signal seal]

but i guess these are the same people who listened to sadoy rap idk

and mike fucking jones

[sharp vale]

Can't really be a better rapper if your career doesn't scale with your level of skill

There are plenty of great ass skillful rappers who simply haven't been able to grow

[signal seal]

that's like saying beethoven was shit because he was never popular until he died

[sharp vale]

Nope, because then I would have called them artists

[queen osprey]

🤔

[sharp vale]

I said rappers for a reason

[queen osprey]

[mild crystal]

[signal seal]

idk man, i listened to that shit because i was curious it was like, just kinda bad

[mild crystal]

[signal seal]

like, everyone was hyped for new Eminem, and it was actually pretty good

despite his early stuff being just awful

[sharp vale]

The title of rapper involves that you're either very lyrically talented or that your music is very enjoyable to the culture

[signal seal]

he finally stopped screaming

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

Remember, Eminem was just an angsty teen who didn't grow up until his fourties

[signal seal]

eh punk rock bands are terrible at music but make very good music

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

Point in case

Lots of rappers aren't very musically inclined

But they make good music

[mild crystal]

[signal seal]

people write their songs for them you know

and make the beats

[sharp vale]

Yeah and so do most major artists

[signal seal]

Roger Waters was a poet, the best did it all themselves

[sharp vale]

There's not a single artist in the mainstream right now that is original with their music

[high wasp]

music is a collaborative effort

[sharp vale]

Even Eminem who used to write all of his own music has cowriters and collaborations

Editors, etc

[signal seal]

Eminem proved he's the best though (and i don't mean literal best)

[sharp vale]

Yeah

He did, several times

But that was back then when rap was about who could beat who in rap

Nowadays, rap hardly has any rivalry as serious as it was back then

[mild crystal]

do you understand what a producer is, Teet?

and how it is usually 50-60 year old white men producing all this music

[sharp vale]

Sure the occasional diss on said artist but even then it's mainly about rapping about relevancy

[sharp vale]

Yes, that's 90% of media today

[signal seal]

Immortal Technique produces his own music

[mild crystal]

"usually"

[signal seal]

no he actually does

[sharp vale]

Aside from fresh 30 year olds graduating from ten years in college

Y'know they get internships and produce too sometimes

[mild crystal]

no my statement was for everything music, not Immortal Technique

I understand he does it all himself

[signal seal]

ah gotcha

[mild crystal]

but if you want to make over 100 million you need a certain producer, sadly

[signal seal]

who needs that much money man

[sharp vale]

Eminem did it all with Dr Dre and himself

[mild crystal]

Beyonce Knowles 😉

[sharp vale]

Eventually he ditched Dre and made his own production

[sharp vale]

Me

[mild crystal]

Nirvana

Metallica

[signal seal]

Kurt didn't give af about the money

[mild crystal]

Backstreet Boys

[signal seal]

Metallica on the other hand, fuck them

[mild crystal]

Nikki Menage

[sharp vale]

Metallica sold out understandably so

[signal seal]

did the single-most amount of damage to music-sharing of any person ever

[sharp vale]

Some people it's a means to an end

[mild crystal]

I could go on for weeks

[signal seal]

well you're naming dumpster artists

[mild crystal]

artists worth insane amounts of money

[sharp vale]

Mediocrity is what the world is built upon

[mild crystal]

after a certain point, you lose yourself

[sharp vale]

After a certain point everyone relies on mediocrity

Because there's just a ceiling that you'll never get to

[mild crystal]

Steven Wilson wrote it best...

[sharp vale]

Everyone has a different ceiling tho

[mild crystal]

Hear the sound of music, Drifting in the aisles
Elevator Prozac, Stretching on for miles

[sharp vale]

Remember, not everyone expects the best out of everything

[mild crystal]

The music of the future, Will not entertain
It's only meant to repress, And neutralize your brain

Soul gets squeezed out, Edges get blunt
Demographic, Gives what you want

Now the sound of music, Comes in silver pills
Engineered to suit you, Building cheaper thrills

The music of rebellion, Makes you want to rage
But it's made by millionaires, Who are nearly twice your age

One of the wonders of the world is going down, It's going down I know
It's one of the blunders of the world that no-one cares, No-one cares enough

• and sadly it is very fucking real, and true

[candid birch]

lmfao i left to get dinner forever ago and we're still on this?

[mild crystal]

hmm?

[bitter heath]

[sharp vale]

Well duh no one ever cares enough

[mild crystal]

nah bit of a different topic

[sharp vale]

I love music of rebellion

[mild crystal]

this is about how you need to have a certain sound to be ridiculously wealthy and successful

[mild crystal]

But it's made by millionaires, Who are nearly twice your age

older pop music, was sooo good

after about say 96, it just became 'pop' like a soft drink

[signal seal]

KC and Jojo

alllll myyyyy liiiiife

i pray for someone like-you

[mild crystal]

Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam

The Outfield - Your Love
Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name

[candid birch]

@bitter heath you still owe me story time

[mild crystal]

Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want to Have Fun

R.E.M - Losing My Religion

all songs I would be surprised if in a venue that come on, and you don't sing along to

[bitter heath]

not happening

[candid birch]

sadness

[sharp vale]

@signal seal how often do you replace the oil on your lawn mower

[signal seal]

i don't have a lawn mower, but if i did, spring when the snow melts

[sharp vale]

I wonder if normal people recall to change the oil on a lawn mower

[signal seal]

well if you don't respect your $1000+ piece of machinery it won't last

change/sharpen blades, wash the bottom off, keep it out of the rain. same goes for snowblowers

[sharp vale]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CdUYzNisXpc/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[signal seal]

and never loan it to anyone fucking ever

[mild crystal]

whyyy keep giving me ads for CARS bruh

[signal seal]

it'll come back with a bent shaft

[mild crystal]

I think you might need a new form of transportation

nah im biker 4eva

the algorithm has determined this is not the case

and the algorithm, is never wrong 🤖

[sharp vale]

I love cars

[queen compass]

Vroom vroom

[mild crystal]

nope, 4evr a kawasaki and suzuki gal

[sharp vale]

I went 130mph today

[bitter heath]

what lore and trivia is it

[mild crystal]

was looking up a boss in terraria calamity

[bitter heath]

ah

[sharp vale]

I hate the new halo show

[mild crystal]

me too, billy

[bitter heath]

I havent seen it, probably wont ever see it aswell

[sharp vale]

It's a wiki article

[mild crystal]

what the hell

[bitter heath]

I know it is

[mild crystal]

???? right after yeetim said that

[mild crystal]

one of the worst tv series of 2022

[sharp vale]

I have invaded your computer

That explains the cars and Halo

[mild crystal]

they are always watching, doesn't matter if it is discord

[bitter heath]

also, @mild crystal I more than likely will not be going into detail on my date thursday

[severe musk]

why not ?

[exotic leaf]

[severe musk]

AHH AGHHH AHHHHHHH

[severe musk]

me in the morning (i have eye crusties)

[sharp vale]

You ever have eye crusty so bad your eye got stuck shut

[bitter heath]

oh right, I forgot to reply to you about your tattoo, looks really good

[severe musk]

no but i like eating my crusties

[sharp vale]

Pinkeye sucks

HOL UP

LEMME GET IT STARTED

[bitter heath]

yes actually, that same night I woke up at about 3am and saw a spider crawl across my chest

[sharp vale]

BB WITH THE ROBBINS

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

Pink eye haver

[bitter heath]

I was like

7

wait, I can figure out exactly what year it was give me a second

2008

so I was 6

[sharp vale]

BB SAGGING

FLYING LIKE A DRAGON

Should I take a nap

[bitter heath]

yes

[sharp vale]

Okay

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

@vital roost shoes

[vital roost]

hi

[mild crystal]

feel free to serve him a restraining order

[sharp vale]

Hello ashy ily

[vital roost]

hi

[sharp vale]

How are you

[queen compass]

Shoes?

[sharp vale]

Shoes

[vital roost]

i’m good thank u for ask

[sharp vale]

Np anything for my homies

[mild crystal]

getting a tiktok vibe from this whole 'shoes' thing

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo doesn't wear shoes

[mild crystal]

I don't inside, you gonna 'shoe' me too?

[queen compass]

🤔

[sharp vale]

Shoe

[quick hearth]

👟

[mild crystal]

how. dare. you

🦶🦶

[bitter heath]

two right feet headass

[sharp vale]

Hello nyxie

[quick hearth]

hi yeetim

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

Breaking bad fans when the fixing good fans walk in

[mild crystal]

[vital roost]

joe biden when joe gayden walks in

[mild crystal]

[empty sorrel]

Life or death question, what office/"gaming" chair would yall recommend?

[zinc drift]

[severe musk]

[candid birch]

one that doesn't make your butt hurt

[zinc drift]

[severe musk]

[mild crystal]

[zinc drift]

[amber python]

I downloaded bloons td6 last night and idk, just so satisfying to pop the balloons

[zinc drift]

[amber python]

[mild crystal]

[mild crystal]

what is this

[vital roost]

who are you

[mild crystal]

rate the lighter

[mild crystal]

who are you

[mild crystal]

👍

[severe musk]

watch it pal

[mild crystal]

hush

[severe musk]

who are you

[exotic leaf]

thank u!

[candid birch]

oh oh oh repost i wanna see

[mild crystal]

kiss

[quick hearth]

who are you

[mild crystal]

anything affordable for you that is ergonomic

[mild crystal]

4/10

[mild crystal]

im nyx

[candid birch]

tbf we got like 5 of those in this server xD

[mild crystal]

and only 1 Teabogan

I am the only 1 on discord, steam, epic, ect.. and the only one with my RL name on facebook. feels unique man

[mild crystal]

should i cop?

[candid birch]

so would that make someone the cum slayer?

[queen compass]

Can't smell shit

Can't taste shit

Just ate a pack of cheese an onion crisps and they could have been any flavour and I wouldn't know the difference

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-corona-beer-lysol-bopping-hazmat-suit-gif-16766614

[queen compass]

Yup

[quick hearth]

[sharp vale]

I am mclovin

[mild crystal]

fuck I bet a few of us have some stories in here, I know I certainly do, probably too much even for off-topic, to be honest

this is still pretty pg13 for nsfw

[sharp vale]

OCEAN MAM

TAKE ME BY THE HAND

LEAD ME TO THE LAND

[grizzled ether]

THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
OCEAN MAN, THE VOYAGE TO THE CORNER OF THE GLOBE
IS A REAL TRIP

[sharp vale]

OCEAN MAN
THE CRUST OF A TAN MAN IMBIBED BY THE SAND

SOAKING UP THE THIRST OF THE LAND

[mild crystal]

Ween do other way better songs than poxxy Ocean Man, btw

Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up
Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up
Push th' little daisies and make 'em come up

Watch the little daisies grow, little daisies grow
Now just push th' little daisies and make 'em come up
Watch them grow, watch them grow

[bronze plume]

Teabogan#6955 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[mild crystal]

As I push the little daisies and make 'em come up
Make 'em come up, make 'm come up,
Make 'em come up, say

When you lie, kiss your baby bye bye bye
And if you're true, the whole wide world will laugh with you

sorry guys, I just had to block mee6, the bot finally got to me

[quick hearth]

schizo chat

[pale locust]

Any singers in chat

[candid birch]

yeah why?

[sharp vale]

Used to

[sharp vale]

Ocean man is one of his mid songs ngl. They do make better music ofc

[sick wyvern]

Getting some nice pics of the eclipse

[mild crystal]

yeah bud

[mild crystal]

his? there is two of them

[sharp vale]

His as in the lead singer, they as in the band

[mild crystal]

they both write the songs

[pale locust]

do not pass go, do not collect $200

[sharp vale]

There were songs that were mid in their discography due to his vocals imo

[sharp vale]

STOP

Why did I think there was a stop in monopoly

[sharp vale]

Sorry fluffy orange, not STOP I mean GO TO JAIL

[pale locust]

ok goes

I think you go to jail if you roll triple doubles

[sharp vale]

Triple doubs

[signal seal]

Yeet you seen Boss Level?

[sharp vale]

No

[signal seal]

you'd like it, and it has the actor from Wheelman

and a dodge charger SRT

[sharp vale]

Okay

Will watch

[signal seal]

it's a fun movie nothing like i usually recommend

and i haven't seen the ending yet

[sharp vale]

Watch "The guilty."

[signal seal]

i'll watchlist it

[sharp vale]

Bing what's the I-10

[signal seal]

idk fun/10

what year is the guilty is it the 2021 version?

[sharp vale]

Yes

[sharp vale]

The 2018 vers is better

[sharp vale]

I was really hoping the mustang would pull but this is also good

[thin kelp]

the duality of steam commenters

[sharp vale]

Wtf is +rep

[untold tusk]

Alternative way of saying respect?

[sharp vale]

Dude

I forget how MUCH OF A BITCH ASTHMA is

I'm SO GLAD I outgrew it

[thin kelp]

• reputation

[sharp vale]

Garbage

[wet quarry]

Imagine checking a steam profile. I never knew of the commenting thing until recently

And been on steam for like 2+yrs

[hollow marten]

i just did the funny sewer skip

[void slate]

What did the police stop you for

[sharp vale]

I didn't. I pulled next to him for a picture

[wet quarry]

Damn, the cop didn't pull u over. You did.

[mild crystal]

the moment you typed imo

[sharp vale]

He was cool

[void slate]

imo that's japanese word

[sharp vale]

HOLD THE LINE

LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME

[wet quarry]

Can't hold coz I don't have any time

[sharp vale]

I love that song

Fellow inhaler users/usees

Which one did y'all have/had

[bitter heath]

my date has been moved forward to tonight

probably just going to go to his place and chill or something

[mild crystal]

fabulous

[sharp vale]

Hmmm

HMMM

[quick hearth]

[sharp vale]

Hello nyxie

Do u want to go on date ||platonically||

[bitter heath]

what

[untold tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/pc-master-race-pc-pc-gamer-gif-23812594

[signal iris]

@sharp vale i swapped out the bulb

[sharp vale]

Did you swap both of em

[signal iris]

just one of them, why?

[sharp vale]

You need to swap both of em, the other one will burn out within the week or month

[untold tusk]

I had the um... functioning lungs

[sharp vale]

They go out at similar intervals because both fuses last around the same time

[signal iris]

why will it burn out?

[sharp vale]

Bc it's a lightbulb, claire

[signal iris]

no way, really?

[sharp vale]

Smh

[untold tusk]

Toggling a light on & off is the cause.

[sharp vale]

Anyways, cars and their lightbulbs are designed in a way where all the lights will come on during specific times and be toggled as mentioned

[bitter heath]

yeah, heating up the filament and cooling it down

[untold tusk]

Something to do with the Empire striking down the resistance.

[signal iris]

why would it burn out within that time?

[bitter heath]

every time it turns on or off

[sharp vale]

And due to that, the lights burn at an equal level and will burn down at similar times

[sharp vale]

Because if it was replaced in pairs (which you're supposed to) they have the same lifespan

Cars are weird because these bulbs are consistently being turned on and off, meaning that they die at frequent intervals

And they die in equal intervals too

[untold tusk]

That's why you should never use your turn signal. The cost of new bulbs ($10ish) far outweighs the possible costs of an accident ($50,000+).

[sharp vale]

BMW drivers

[bitter heath]

anyone over the age of 50 driving

[untold tusk]

I'd hate to take my bumper off just to replace the lights

[sharp vale]

Who is yoko Ono and why is she popular

[vital roost]

me

[sharp vale]

I only know her because she's some dudes wife

[bitter heath]

I looked her up and uh

[sharp vale]

Hehehe any 2020 vehicles be like

[bitter heath]

theres quite an interesting song name

[spice cradle]

a

[bitter heath]

have I been catfished

[vital roost]

[bitter heath]

nah yeetim I need to send you a screenshot of this fuckin song name

[sharp vale]

HI ASHY HI ASHY HI ASHY

[vital roost]

you wanna know a big scam zac

[bitter heath]

cause I sure as shit cant send it in here

[sharp vale]

Ok

[bitter heath]

I love scams, especially pyramid schemes

[sharp vale]

Your only fans

[vital roost]

i won't be able to do a felix cosplay for the con because it won't be here in time

[bitter heath]

thats quite the L moment

[vital roost]

it's ok i have a backup

[bitter heath]

not gonna lie

oh

[sharp vale]

Ashyo

[bitter heath]

I had to message my brother to get him to grab a few spare masks from work because I gave him my last one

[sharp vale]

AshyOOOOO

[vital roost]

no that's not a scam

[bitter heath]

really? prove it

[sharp vale]

It is bc they think you're female

[vital roost]

🤨 don't you have a date tonight

[sharp vale]

Aren't you gonna get laid tonight?

https://tenor.com/view/think-emoji-gif-18557509

[bitter heath]

yes and yes

[untold tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sussy-baka-sus-check-gif-22735287

[sharp vale]

THESE FUCKERS TOOK MY OIL CHANGE MONEY

[vital roost]

[bitter heath]

but, this person has mentioned their love for femboys aswell

[vital roost]

broke mf

[sharp vale]

That's why I have literally ten times the amount of money you have in my bank account

[vital roost]

zac send me 600 dollars

[bitter heath]

I could do that

[untold tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/trap-traps-trap-meme-gif-24799570

[sharp vale]

Assuming ashyoo has 400$ in his bank account

[bitter heath]

may I know the reason

[vital roost]

No.

[bitter heath]

then no money

[sharp vale]

Send me 600$ instead

[bitter heath]

I need a reason

[sharp vale]

Reason: I will use it to make more money

And then pay you back with interest

Better than ashyoo

[bitter heath]

that sounds like

[somber anvil]

Tried giving him money before but never replied

[bitter heath]

a pyramid scheme

[untold tusk]

600$ pesos is $29.81 USD

[somber anvil]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[vital roost]

i have 20 dollars

[sharp vale]

I am simply ashyoo:
but healthy, stronger, fitter, more handsome, and not a femboy

In other words I'm not ashyoo

[vital roost]

wtf i'm healthy

[bitter heath]

but the femboy part is the important bit

[sharp vale]

Don't you eat like once a month

[vital roost]

i had a grilled cheese today

[sharp vale]

Imagine your endocrine system

[vital roost]

thatwas good

[untold tusk]

1?

[somber anvil]

Thats pinacle of health tho yeeetim

[vital roost]

and some tomato soup yes

[bitter heath]

so I'm not getting to know the reason you want money

[sharp vale]

ASHYOO HAD THE CLASSIC GRILLED CHEESE WITH TOMOATOE SOUP

[untold tusk]

Fasting faster than sonic?

[sharp vale]

LIVING THE LIFE

[bitter heath]

toe soup?

[vital roost]

well i don't actually want to take your money

[bitter heath]

[sharp vale]

So he can be the bitches at the con

[vital roost]

but i am gonna be attempting to make a lot of money for the con

[bitter heath]

too bad, you're taking it whether you like it or not

[sharp vale]

"no bitches?" Not until ashyoo shows up

[vital roost]

right now i have 500? saved for it

[sharp vale]

Give me money

[somber anvil]

Send paypal

[vital roost]

-90 for the ticket, and minus however much the hotel room is

[sharp vale]

I have 8 times as much

[bitter heath]

cashapp in bio!1

[sharp vale]

No

[somber anvil]

Ur loss

[sharp vale]

I will only accept money from people who can afford to buy my car thirty times

[bitter heath]

I cant even use paypal since my license expired

they fuckin make you prove your identity like three times a year

[vital roost]

everyone laugh at the aussie

[somber anvil]

Dont talk afterwards that you need money like he does

[sharp vale]

I don't need money

[bitter heath]

I will laugh at you instead

[granite umbra]

you need bitches 🤣

[somber anvil]

Based sunny

[sharp vale]

We will laugh at you instead

[vital roost]

😔 like so many before you

[untold tusk]

No binches

[sharp vale]

Okay then date me then

[sharp vale]

NO BINCHES

[somber anvil]

No benches

[sharp vale]

I HAVEN'T HEARD BINCH IN AGES

[vital roost]

can we hang out in the backrooms

[untold tusk]

I heard it once

[bitter heath]

sure

[sharp vale]

Can I beat you up (cruelly) in the front rooms?

[vital roost]

you wish you could

[sharp vale]

Yeah I really wish I was

Ashy

Ashy

[vital roost]

hi

[sharp vale]

Do you give the homies a kiss goodnight?

[bitter heath]

I'm going to fly ashy out just to beat him up

[sharp vale]

Me too please I want to beat him up to

[vital roost]

i'm not scared of no aussie

[bitter heath]

you'd have to do it yourself

[sharp vale]

He'll get the boxing kangaroos on your ass

[sharp vale]

Do you kiss the homies goodnight?

[quick hearth]

[signal iris]

@sharp vale i cut my hand bc of u

[bitter heath]

depending on how I'm feelin

[quick hearth]

Wha

Did you do something stupid Claire

[sharp vale]

L bozo you should see how messed up my hands are

[somber anvil]

@quick hearth

[quick hearth]

Hi luna

[somber anvil]

Henlo

[signal iris]

i was unhooking the lightbulb thing from my car so i could change it

[sharp vale]

We r dating now

[somber anvil]

Bro?

[bitter heath]

a flight from him to me is like 1400 one way

[sharp vale]

Claire doin responsible things even tiny and miniscule makes me proud

[bitter heath]

shits crazy expensive

[signal iris]

the one on the left is completely burned out, it got stuck in the slot thing

[vital roost]

yes it is

[quick hearth]

Even if they get hurt in the process

[bitter heath]

plus its a 36+ travel time

[quick hearth]

Respect the grind 👍🏿

[vital roost]

flying sucks

[sharp vale]

Yes

[signal iris]

i always get hurt, mentally and physically

[quick hearth]

[bitter heath]

gotta invent teleportation soon man

[somber anvil]

Oh sorry i meant "hI nYxIe"

[quick hearth]

huh

[sharp vale]

Ooferz, you defo need a mechanic now

[somber anvil]

Pat pat

[sharp vale]

Burnt pigtail, rip

[quick hearth]

"Lana"

I miss emi

[vital roost]

where is she @lament egret

[sharp vale]

Don't let em overcharge you though. Repairs at a shop should only be about 150-200$ at most

[somber anvil]

We luv koi

[sharp vale]

Drinking EMIlk

[vital roost]

probably

[lament egret]

huh

[quick hearth]

pilk.mp4?

[somber anvil]

Hi koi

[vital roost]

HI EMI

[quick hearth]

Hi emi

[lament egret]

hihi

[somber anvil]

Nyx misss u

[vital roost]

[lament egret]

hii

[somber anvil]

[sharp vale]

Hello emokie

[vital roost]

how is emi today

[sharp vale]

Emo

[bitter heath]

yo emi should I make up some pilk

[signal iris]

wtf u mean?

[untold tusk]

Did it break or just get rusty?

[lament egret]

emotionally exhausted

[somber anvil]

Hows head

[vital roost]

felt

[lament egret]

head still hurt

[somber anvil]

Sad

[signal iris]

wym break?

[sharp vale]

If the pigtail melted you can't use it against without A: Risking a circuit failure or B: it not being functional due to being melted

[vital roost]

get rest

Now.

[lament egret]

guh

[somber anvil]

Says the author

[vital roost]

if u don't start getting rest i'm coming to new york to tuck u in

[untold tusk]

Nvm, I usually take my lights out with a hammer and pliers bc ape brain.

[vital roost]

[signal iris]

the thing works, it was just stuck and someone pulled it out

[sharp vale]

How does
How does a non metal object get rusty?

[signal iris]

it looked nothing like that

[sharp vale]

Ur Gucci then

Claire reminds me of my friends

[untold tusk]

Metal contacts for light to use electricity.

[sharp vale]

It would most likely get corroded before rust.

[untold tusk]

True

[quick hearth]

I I

[sharp vale]

My car's lights ez so I don't have to be ape brain

[sharp vale]

We r going to Arby's on our first date

[untold tusk]

Mine look similar. I just like to release stress.

[sharp vale]

I googled those pictures btw

[quick hearth]

but i don't eat out

[sharp vale]

Too bad

[quick hearth]

cook for me and i'll be happy

[sharp vale]

I'm a male so stereotypically I don't know how to cook

[somber anvil]

I can cook so cope

[bitter heath]

I know how to cook a decent amount of stuff but I never do it

[quick hearth]

same

[sharp vale]

Stereotypically

[sharp vale]

Me too

[somber anvil]

Indeed

[sharp vale]

I took a culinary class in middle school

And some stuff stuck with me

[somber anvil]

Anws work time

[sharp vale]

Work

[sharp vale]

I'll cook you some microwavable noodles

[quick hearth]

absolutely goated

[vital roost]

i accidentally took one in 8th grade too

but that teacher ended up being my favorite teacher of all time

it was her first year teaching, she was super funny and connected to students, and she was also became the assistant cross country coach, so i actually knew her all throughout highschool too

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo cooking??

[vital roost]

a lil

[bitter heath]

my favourite teacher of all time was the sister of the vice principal at my private school

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo gonna be a chadded manwife

[vital roost]

(it was 5 years ago i don't rememebr anything)

[bitter heath]

and that vice principle used to treat me like shit

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo be useful challenge (impossible)

[vital roost]

😔

[sharp vale]

Sorry ashyoo

Ily homie you're great

You will be a responsible adult soon™️

Ashyoo ashyoo ashyoo guess what ashy oon

[quick hearth]

holy shit texas sucks

[vital roost]

truest thing ever said in this server

[vital roost]

hi

[sharp vale]

I did what I told you I was gonna do, I went to visit her parents

I think I made a good decision. Genuinely it helped me get a bit of closure from the recent slump

[candid birch]

[sharp vale]

Now I don't feel as sad or as reminiscent

[sharp vale]

Why do you say that

[candid birch]

because it does

[bitter heath]

thats a lie!

[sharp vale]

Texas chadded

[bitter heath]

the truest thing is that love is a lie

[sharp vale]

We got the left, we got the right. We got SOUFSIDE NAWFSIDE
We got good cops, bad cops, probably the second best economy in the united states. Chadded laws (except for some)

[vital roost]

good good

[quick hearth]

i just hate it here!

[vital roost]

i didn't know you were in texas nyx

[sharp vale]

Nyx lives in Texas time go pick him/her up for date

[vital roost]

ngl i thought you were european

[candid birch]

its the most beautiful lie we can tell ourselves... that and cheesecake doesn't make you fat

[quick hearth]

bruh how 💀

[sharp vale]

Bruh how

[bitter heath]

I would assume this

[candid birch]

how now brown cow

[vital roost]

no not from that

[candid birch]

@vital roost would you like a reeses cup?

[quick hearth]

oh I just have a visceral reaction to EU lfgers

[vital roost]

idk i just had that preconceived notion idk

[candid birch]

I have a bunch :3

[sharp vale]

YOU MAKE ME COME
YOU MAKE ME COMPLETE
YOU MAKE ME COMPLETELY MISERABLE

[bitter heath]

nah

shoulda stayed in the drafts chief

[sharp vale]

Preconceive this DI

[quick hearth]

also feel free to correct me here but isn't the economy nationwide just suffering rn?

[bitter heath]

preconceive the notion of my nuts in your face

[sharp vale]

Yeah but before current crises Texas had (and still has in comparison) some of the best economy in the USA

[sharp vale]

HIGH FIVE ZAC

In Texas our gas is still BELOW 5$. Housing is still relatively AFFORDABLE, used car market is FAIR, jobs are plentiful and rising in pay, opportunities are high, etc etc

I genuinely DISLIKE Texas because people here r dumb and the infrastructure is super LAME. (Houston is a very boring and lame city ngl) but, it's good

Good place to live your life imo

[bitter heath]

isnt texas the home of like 80% of all content creators these days

[quick hearth]

i just dislike the people most of all tbh

[bitter heath]

the people would be even more insufferable with them around

[quick hearth]

fucking drivers are braindead as well

[sharp vale]

You must live in Dallas

[quick hearth]

north-east of it

[sharp vale]

Houston is 50/50 in drivers

[bitter heath]

you gave yeetim your rough location

[sharp vale]

Some days you get exceptionally good drivers

[bitter heath]

lock your door, shut your windows

[sharp vale]

Some days Houston drivers are straight GARBAGE

[quick hearth]

[sharp vale]

I will be there in an hour

[sharp vale]

Nyx is my gf now

[sharp vale]

Yeah bc there's a shit ton of unsaturated opportunities here

I can tell where people live depending on how they describe their drivers

Drivers get progressively better the more north you go

[void slate]

H
M
M

[hollow marten]

Fumo in da backrooms what will it do

[bitter heath]

murder

[sharp vale]

This world kinda wildin

[hollow marten]

Yeetim I did my mimic tear fight again today

Only damaged it doing parries

[sharp vale]

Banger

I find it slightly hard to Parry on PC elden ring

[hollow marten]

Partying does feel weird in general tbh

I never really did it in ds but I'm just bored trying to do it

But once you get the timing down with the input delay it's very rewarding

Can't wait to get revenge on that fuckhead radagon with parrying the hell outta him

[sharp vale]

Some bosses can't be paried

Some moves can't be paried

[hollow marten]

Radagon can

[sharp vale]

Idk man I just raw dog all the bosses

[livid nova]

How are people getting the "A Good Sport Emblem" early?

[bitter heath]

#💬destiny-chat

[livid nova]

well im not getting a response there so

[vital roost]

damn, that sucks

🤨

[bitter heath]

quite unfortunate

god I love my hair when its freshly washed and dried

so fucking silky smooth

[livid nova]

https://tenor.com/view/dontcare-earlsweatshirt-tylerthecreator-oddfuture-sarcastic-gif-5476240

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/lithiumare-kiracord-nerd-marbellu-gif-22666819

goofy ah

[livid nova]

what?

[vital roost]

(my honest reaction)

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-gif-24272528

[sharp vale]

My honest

[sharp vale]

Goofy ash

[bitter heath]

TRUE

[vital roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/939460779378372650/975655517181591592/caption.gif

[bitter heath]

dont show that to krovus or it'll be stolen instantly

[sharp vale]

Ash I will murder you

[sharp vale]

Who

[bitter heath]

imagine me

but like, racist and braindead

[sharp vale]

So

You?

Jk
WHO ASKED LOLOLOL

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-my-gif-25137901

[wet quarry]

[signal iris]

why is berkut so gay?

[void slate]

Whenever I read berkut I think Beirut

[signal iris]

lmaoo

[bitter heath]

why are like 80% of the people in this chat gay

real question right there

[void slate]

anime pfp does that to you

[signal iris]

dude is in denial about it too

[void slate]

who is berkut

[trail sable]

Not me

[bitter heath]

gone, reduced to ashes

[signal iris]

some furry degen

[signal iris]

r u cyoot tho?

[trail sable]

[void slate]

I thought furries were gay by definition

[sharp vale]

My boyfriend

[signal iris]

berkut said he's tryna grab my ass, and if that isn't gay...

[signal iris]

he is cheating on you

[sharp vale]

Let him
Grab your ass?

[void slate]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berkut_(special_police_force)

[trail sable]

Berk is the definition of gay

[signal iris]

too real

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[signal iris]

is he gay w you?

[sharp vale]

No

[signal iris]

i was talking to grave

[sharp vale]

Does berkut know that you are male

[signal iris]

he has heard my voice

[void slate]

talking grave 🪦

[signal iris]

and he is obsessed with it

[sharp vale]

People get obsessed with my voice too

[void slate]

🪦💬

[sharp vale]

My voice changes a lot ngl.

[void slate]

teenage mutation?

[bitter heath]

my voice is just typical australian dude#271

[sharp vale]

No, just shifts between pitches a lot

[void slate]

typicalaustraliandude#69420

[void slate]

what is the male equivalent of tsundere

[sharp vale]

When I'm in a good mood I usually have a higher pitch

When I'm normal I have a low pitch

[void slate]

that's gay

i speak with higher pitch when anxious

[sharp vale]

I speak with a lower pitch when anxious

Take an L bozo

[void slate]

impossible

[sharp vale]

I actually speak with a very low calm pitch when anxious

[sharp vale]

I know because whenever I had anxious moments I slow my speech down to process my thoughts and speak on it

[bitter heath]

[bitter heath]

ayo?!?!

[sharp vale]

This was MONTHS ago

[bitter heath]

I know

but still wasnt expecting to come back into this server and see that

[void slate]

I love things that happened months ago

[bitter heath]

anyways

[sharp vale]

Someone wanted to compliment my voice so much that they took a screenshot of a message that never loaded

[void slate]

🤮

[sharp vale]

Yo

YOOO

[void slate]

This

[sharp vale]

😟

Criminal

[void slate]

Y r u worried

[sharp vale]

Sad

[void slate]

I love being sad

[bitter heath]

Average Australian male

ignore the audio only being in one ear, my phones microphone broke so it only takes it through my earbuds now

[void slate]

Does Australian pussycat fall on its back

[bitter heath]

hope so

I hate him so much

[sharp vale]

KNOILCKNIT OVER

KNOCKIT ON THE GROUND

EVERY TIME WE LIE AWAKE
AFTER EVERY HIT WE TAKE
EVERY FEELING THAT I GET

BUT I HAVEN'T MISSED YOU YET

ONLY WHEN I STOP TO THINK ABOUT IT

https://tenor.com/view/i-hate-everything-about-you-why-do-i-love-you-singing-sing-gif-15812217

[candid birch]

why hate the kitty? 😦

[bitter heath]

First of all he isn't mine, will meow all day over and over and over when dads girlfriend or her daughter aren't home

[void slate]

Borderline Personality Disorder

[bitter heath]

Runs between your feet while you're walking and then attacks you if you accidentally hit him

[sharp vale]

Sounds like a good cat to me

[bitter heath]

And he's he's reason our dogs are now permanently outside dogs

[sharp vale]

Sounds like a cat to me

[wet quarry]

Kendrick who?

[candid birch]

im assuming the dogs were not fans or did the cat attack them?

[void slate]

🐱 🩸🦵🩸

[bitter heath]

They're huskies with high prey drives

[sharp vale]

Make fun of this user

[bitter heath]

They already may or may not have gotten a stray cat

[sharp vale]

@vital roost GN ASHY GN

[pastel wave]

bruh

[candid birch]

well that's not fair. cat can't help being a cat

[sharp vale]

Why I hate the car community: A political essay

The car community is just like band kids but for cars

In conclusion: I hate the car community and band kids

[void slate]

Kendrick who

[signal iris]

@quick hearth @sharp vale so i noticed i have like a cut on my forehead too LOL

[sharp vale]

My guy, how

[wet quarry]

Kendrick where

[somber anvil]

Fun

[void slate]

Kendrick when

[candid birch]

[void slate]

grumpycat I forgot this meme existed

[candid birch]

a friend of mine calls me that a lot... because am grump

[sharp vale]

Just got sleep paralysis

Not too bad

[void slate]

ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

[wet quarry]

Kendrick go

[void slate]

@exotic leaf https://youtu.be/_09R6jIo74U

[void slate]

https://mobile.twitter.com/IGNDeals/status/1525203881847885824

IGN Deals (@IGNDeals)

Ratchet & Clank: Ripped a Fart is on sale at Amazon for $49.99 (was $69.99) ⚙️ https://t.co/4fPlsBY4PT

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Ripped a Fart

[pine notch]

How do I change the region I'm set in since I'm from OCE

[quick hearth]

afaik you can't yet

some issue with the bot or something

[candid birch]

why am i still up o.o

[mild crystal]

whoa is that the same nix i friended earlier in iron banner?

[quick hearth]

no, I personally haven't stepped into any pvp for months lol

different guy

[bitter heath]

Damn thats an L

[quick hearth]

that fact that I haven't pvp'd?

[bitter heath]

nah

[mild crystal]

yeah im confuesed on the comment too

[bitter heath]

the fact that this dude played iron banner

[mild crystal]

damnthey said this server was full of trolls but i honestly didnt think they would pop up so soon

thats an L too i guess

[severe musk]

sensitive boy

[mild crystal]

Internet sure has made people real comfortable with saying shit and not getting slaped in the fucking mouth for it smh

[bitter heath]

I simply made a joke about playing iron banner and I'm being threatened thats crazy as

[hard spindle]

Bros either 14 or a 20 year old out of touch

[bitter heath]

please I want you to slap me, I really want to see you try

[hard spindle]

Sound a bit too into it bro 🤨

[bitter heath]

please take time out of your embarrassingly sad sounding existence to travel across the globe to play out your fantasies of being big strong man

[hard spindle]

Should I call you a therapist?

[bitter heath]

me? I have no need for one dont worry

[hard spindle]

Nah bro cause you want him to slap you way to much 😭

[bitter heath]

nah I just think its funny

[severe musk]

aww are you fwustwated 🥺🥺🥺 aww poor babyyyyy

[fringe umbra]

hello off topic

whom are we angry/malding at this evening :)

[severe musk]

Krios is malding tonight

[fringe umbra]

why he angery

[severe musk]

idk hes a baby

[stoic juniper]

Apologies for asking a question thats covered in the #faq but I cant seem to work out where to react to change regions?

[bitter heath]

broken so you cant

[stoic juniper]

buger

I dont like being NA 😛

I want to be OCE 🙂

[hard spindle]

Rip

Sure pat can empathise

[wet quarry]

Well, ur stuck with it

[void slate]

Pat can emp-Pat-hise

[bitter heath]

ah yes

why the fuck does dominos do it this way

[sick wyvern]

It doesn’t really matter anyways. It’s a relic of Battle.net days

[wet quarry]

lul

its gonna arrive tomorrow

[hard spindle]

He's a time traveller

[bitter heath]

I did it for a 9:30 delivery

bullshit ass mfs giving it to me 8 minutes to 24 hours later

[hard spindle]

They gotta spend 8 minutes eating half of it

[bitter heath]

TRUE

[hard spindle]

Istg everytime I order from uber or somet at least one thing is always missing

[bitter heath]

they cut a minute off it

this is straight from dominos

[hard spindle]

Speedrunners

[bitter heath]

last time I ordered from ubereats they left out both of the drinks

[hard spindle]

Honestly someone would still probably eat somet from my order

[hard spindle]

And they still charge you 💀

[bitter heath]

which were fucking expensive

exactly, and it was from my work so I was extra pissed

[hard spindle]

I'm 99% sure the drivers take em bc when I call the place up they said they gave it

[bitter heath]

and the bitch delivery driver asked me for a 5 star rating and a tip

[hard spindle]

I used to tip but I'm not tipping for someone to steal my shit 😭😭

[bitter heath]

nah fuck you, one star and no tip

[hard spindle]

Worst part is when it was Ramadan nothing went missing

I live in a Muslim area for context

So most the drivers were fasting

[bitter heath]

most delivery drivers in my area are asian

even when I'm at work I dont see many other races picking up uber orders

[hard spindle]

Still so funny to me. How u gonna want a tip and always steal my shit

When you call them asking if they did they go crazy aswell

[bitter heath]

I cant even be bothered at that point

fym check back, its like 6 minutes til it gets delivered and the store is 20 away fuck is this shit

[hard spindle]

Nah if you complain they always refund what they took

[granite umbra]

i just ripped a uhh unnhhh

what

[bitter heath]

pardon?

mm fuck

garlic cheese pizza

[hardy mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrrnUF406I4

good times

[sharp arch]

Reality

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

Mamaiyma cridimal

[void slate]

Lewshifer how are you this fine day

[exotic leaf]

i’m sleepy, i just woke up. how are you peter :)

[sharp vale]

HELLO LEWSHIFY

[sharp vale]

My present open bc ur my gf and I gave you a nice present

[void slate]

I'm trying to find some video games set on Jupiter

[void slate]

Did you listen to Juno passing Ganimede

[void slate]

Dark Souls?

[sharp vale]

She's THIC

[void slate]

Nope

[sharp vale]

Congratulations you're a furry

[void slate]

Is she an animal?

[sharp vale]

Y

Ye

[void slate]

Well then I remove my words

[sharp vale]

Yes

[void slate]

🤮

[mild crystal]

legged snak

[sharp vale]

GO AWAY DEMON

[mild crystal]

ur mean

[void slate]

is space odyssey 2001 worth watching

[mild crystal]

Probably

[sharp vale]

WHO'S TIBBY

[mild crystal]

ur mom

[sharp vale]

No

[sharp vale]

That's why I did your mom

[mild crystal]

PSYCH

[void slate]

what should I watch then? I've seen Martian, Interstellar and Gravity

[void slate]

Lid how was your day

[sharp vale]

Idk

[mild crystal]

apollo 13 i think was good

[void slate]

is this true @desert pilot https://www.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/comments/uqenjh/furry_irl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[desert pilot]

why you asking me

[mild crystal]

[exotic leaf]

[pale locust]

[sick wyvern]

We got boob and we got bussy. What next

[pale locust]

Richard ig

[mild crystal]

All the best with everything, to the guys that I have interacted with in here, I think it is time to take a new step and move on from using discord

and gaming as I get older and getting half way through this year I plan to be done by Jan next year. No hard feelings to those I locked horns with (you know who you are) heh.

so long, and thanks for all the fish
teabogan, has left the building

[vital roost]

😔 byebye bogan, i like ur hitchhiker's reference

[digital jay]

where do i request help exotic quest and missions im confused on?

[wet quarry]

#find-a-sherpa

Or #exotic-quests

[digital jay]

ok thank yoou

you*

[void slate]

Because you're in Czechia

[desert pilot]

well yeah but i havent been here that long

[pale locust]

[wet quarry]

Idk who you are but good luck

[void slate]

You have been there longer than I have in my entire life

[desert pilot]

yeah but i havent seen a single furry here

[pale locust]

I have never seen a furry here either

[fading marsh]

You are blind

[desert pilot]

no im not

[void slate]

Good

[sacred oasis]

the homie potassium is not blind

[somber anvil]

Hello mario

[sacred oasis]

but there is quite a few furries in d2lfg

hi luna

[somber anvil]

Hows work

[somber anvil]

Hows work going

[void slate]

Don't ever ping Mario he'll become angery

[somber anvil]

I didnt ping

[void slate]

Good Mario is very sensitive about it

Whenever I see Mario, I think "do not ever ping this person in particular or he becomes angry"

[somber anvil]

Uh

[void slate]

I give you this advice in good faith

[somber anvil]

@sacred oasis do u get mad w pings

[sacred oasis]

no?

[somber anvil]

Apparently peter thinks so?

[sacred oasis]

dont really care what they think nor do i know them

[somber anvil]

Okei

[void slate]

I'm pretty sure Mario was annoyed one time when I was pinging him

[signal iris]

you don't even know the definition of furry

[sharp vale]

What's up losers what should I do on my day off

[sharp vale]

Definition of furry: Berkut

[somber anvil]

go on date w me

[sharp vale]

I'm straight

[somber anvil]

im tottally a girl tho bro

[quick hearth]

[somber anvil]

see i have female name and pfp

trust me

[sharp vale]

Totally

[wet quarry]

Sus

They don't go "Date me".