💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[void slate]

No it's good bot just the censoring has to be disabled in vip

[sick wyvern]

Imagine getting into vip but finding out you can’t curse unlike in off topic

[void slate]

https://twitter.com/latestinspace/status/1520736269751529472?t=W23nZ854Tf8LYNsDNOMVzw&s=19

Latest in space (@latestinspace)

NEWS 🚨: Scientists will reveal a new major discovery on May 12 at 10:00 am PT. Announced by the same team that revealed the first image of a black hole in 2019.

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[exotic leaf]

very unbased

[bitter heath]

look at my awesome tank guys

[void slate]

The camo isn't working well in snow

[bitter heath]

I dont think it works anywhere

to be honest

[void slate]

It could work in Japan during sakura season

[bitter heath]

even with the anime woman on it

[void slate]

Honestly people in a city might think it's a fake tank

[full crow]

damn now I gotta jerk

[waxen viper]

funny that they made a valentine's bundle and then made half the items of it into anime

[void slate]

Do you have parkinsons

[full crow]

od

[sick wyvern]

I stilk think its weird to see vehicles in cod

[void slate]

Od in polish means from

[sharp vale]

Can anyone tell me what all the symbols on the AC mean

Where's bing

@signal seal what do the symbols on the AC controls mean

[signal seal]

air conditioner?

[void slate]

assassins creed?

[full crow]

I need to poop

It hurts

[void slate]

Go see a doctor

[full crow]

I had three scoops of ice cream

[void slate]

Three scoops of fnaf

[full crow]

EU kids man

[void slate]

30 year old kids 🧒

[full crow]

sad

[void slate]

Wat

Why r people googling f1 2031 results

That's in 9 years

[sharp vale]

Yes

[pale locust]

Hot
Cold
Foot

Okay good night I drove like 1 million hours and I am dead

[candid birch]

[pale locust]

[candid birch]

casts rez

[pale locust]

[candid birch]

im going to DC in june

[sharp vale]

WHERE'S MY MEME

[candid birch]

no

[pale locust]

I just moved to Florida

Pain

[candid birch]

why would you do that to yourself? florida is terrible

[bitter heath]

my condolences

go wrestle an alligator

[pale locust]

Jacksonville of all places

[candid birch]

big oof

[pale locust]

Your meme might be done tomorrow while I rest at hotel

But I have been driving all day for the past like 3 or 4 days so yeah

Basically, heart of Texas to edge of USA, halfway across usa

[candid birch]

to florida. ew

[pale locust]

Didn't really want to be here but whole family moved

[candid birch]

only thing in jacksonville is a military base

[trail sable]

and a guy named jackson

[candid birch]

hmmm will have to consult the orbs for that one

[storm panther]

They know something we don't

[pale locust]

I just want to have a house again

[candid birch]

and will there be a house?

[pale locust]

Maybe

[candid birch]

time to build a cabin then... from gator corpses

[pale locust]

Palm tree house

🌴

[signal seal]

take a picture

[candid birch]

a house made of palms?... well will probably be a lot more work but i approve. just make sure they have big hands

[sharp vale]

What do the push buttons mean

What do snowflake mean

[candid birch]

look up the manual?

[sharp vale]

No

[pale locust]

Car with arrow means recirculate air

If off, air from outside will also blow into the car

Snowflake is just actual ac

[candid birch]

too easy huh?

[pale locust]

3rd button with square+ arrows is most likely defrost rear window

[sharp vale]

Gonna kms

[pale locust]

[sharp vale]

I knew that one

[candid birch]

dibs on your muns

[pale locust]

I will est Your Cinnabuns

[signal seal]

left knob, all the way right. Middle knob, all the way left. Right knob, on arrows pointing to face and head.
You'll need to press a separate button located somewhere else to activate the air conditioner

[sharp vale]

NOOO

[sharp vale]

They're literally the same ac knobs in my challenger

Also anyone who uses anything but the first vent option where it only blows to your face is insane

You get more wind pressure to your upper body if you only activate just that vent option

More cooling power

Anyone who uses anything else is a major L

[candid birch]

...what's this from?

[pale locust]

Morshu

[signal seal]

jokes on you i don't use AC

[candid birch]

well i learned something today

[signal seal]

robbing myself of a few horsepower no sir ee bob

[pale locust]

The artist is holopee

Go look on yt

[sharp vale]

CHAD

SAMESIES

WINDOWS DOWN CHADS RISE UP

[pale locust]

Can't hear you over my transmission overheating

[sharp vale]

That's terrible

[pale locust]

Well, it survived another 1k miles

[drifting ivy]

Now rest, only see you on the forbidden game and SoT

[sharp vale]

Guys

[void slate]

Snowflake is fan for air conditioning

[signal seal]

sunroof open 😎

[sharp vale]

New yeetim topic

[sharp vale]

CHADDED

[signal seal]

do you know how big my sun roof is yeet

[void slate]

Comparing sunroof sizes

[signal seal]

like way bigger than you'd think

[sharp vale]

Yes I've driven a fully specd golf at my shop

[void slate]

Is your wife happy with it

[sharp vale]

It's double the one on my challenger

[void slate]

Or is it too big for her

[signal seal]

wife 😄 imagine

[candid birch]

giggity

[signal seal]

Golf

[sharp vale]

Golf

[void slate]

Volkswagen Golf

[signal seal]

[void slate]

Very popular car in Poland

[sharp vale]

D2PCLFG

The only place a challenger owner and golf owner get along

[void slate]

Density 2 PC Looking for Golf

[amber python]

i kinda like the look of the moonroof on the new gen camrys but i also hate how they only open like 1/3 of the way

[high parrot]

Makes sense

[exotic leaf]

[signal seal]

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

Hello lewshify

Let's go to iho🅱️

[exotic leaf]

hi yeety how are you

[signal seal]

i'm teaching Yeet how to use an air conditioner

[exotic leaf]

like a window unit?

[signal seal]

No, in a car. We're not to window units yet. that's like Aircon 301 we're on 101

@sharp vale

[sharp vale]

I have 20% all around

[exotic leaf]

these cars are ugly

even in black

[sharp vale]

For the first time in months I miss my ex, so sad, unwantedly so, I'm irritated

[sharp vale]

But bing drives one

[signal seal]

[exotic leaf]

[signal seal]

This is my car Lew

https://tenor.com/view/cry-in-the-rain-man-gif-18008309

[exotic leaf]

where are the stickers 🥺

[signal seal]

what stickers

[sharp vale]

Real drivers don't put stickers on their cars

[exotic leaf]

that’s a lie

[signal seal]

no i have a molan labe sticker on bottom right corner, and a "i brake for moose" on bottom left corner

[sharp vale]

I have 0 stickers

[exotic leaf]

boring boooooo tomato tomato

[signal seal]

Molon labe gets me out of jail with all the rednecks and the moose sticker makes me look like a granny

[sharp vale]

I have 0 stickerz

[signal seal]

you need tactical stickers

[exotic leaf]

i just have a vault boy sticker

[candid birch]

lame

[sharp vale]

My car debadged too

[signal seal]

having a molon labe sticker makes everyone think you're a libertarian and therefore they give you free respect

[sharp vale]

Idk wtf molon labe is

[signal seal]

Mean's "come and take it" in reference to firearms, a latin phrase used by the spartans

[sharp vale]

Oh

Yeah

Bing let's go get drubk

Drunk

[signal seal]

these stickers are like get out of jail free cards in Vermont

ok i'll meet you in Juarez between now and August 2023

[candid birch]

vermont is cold and full of moose

[exotic leaf]

that’s most of new england

[signal seal]

i've only seen 3 Moose in Vermont. they're HUGE

[exotic leaf]

there’s tons of moose signs on our highways but i have yet to see one in person

[signal seal]

I've seen two at the edge of the woods in Spring. and one in a field in summer

Very easy to miss

[sharp vale]

I need NOW come pick me up

[signal seal]

mmmhmmm

you given me gas money

[sick wyvern]

If i was the only one who drove my car id probably have some anime or density stickers. Yes cringe and all but idgaf. No worse than other shit people put on cars.

[signal seal]

cuz i fucking will

gas money and i need an oil change when i get there

at a vw dealership

https://tenor.com/view/faze-clan-faze-faze-up-gaming-esports-gif-19138188

[sharp vale]

That's like 100$ worth of gas

[signal seal]

1800 miles 😄

[sharp vale]

That's like

100$ worth of gas

[signal seal]

probably like $300 one way

my gas mileage will get better when the roads flatten out

[sharp vale]

Bing let's go to sweden

[signal seal]

yes lets pick the most expensive European country where everyone is anti-social

[sharp vale]

I have a cute friend who lives in luleå that I want to visit

[signal seal]

Let's go to Bangkok you chicken

or Manila 👀

[candid birch]

i hear both places are kind of terrible

[signal seal]

Philippines are wildin right now before the election

[signal seal]

not at all, both cities are incredible and interesting and full of amazing people

[sharp vale]

I'm BROOOKE

[candid birch]

and ladybois

[signal seal]

but Thailand has better food

[sharp vale]

I literally cannot afford to travel bing no CAP

[signal seal]

they're nice people like everyone else and i'm like 99% sure you'd marry the first one you met

[candid birch]

lies. im not a people person

[sharp vale]

Too true to most white Americans

[sick wyvern]

Well he aint wrong tho

[signal seal]

most white americans stay on Khao San road and drink cheapshit liquor with other white people and then go back to their shitty hostels

[sharp vale]

Until they get a trophy wife and bring them back to USA

[sick wyvern]

Sounds like most american tourists visiting anywhere

[signal seal]

I've heard these stories, some end well most don't

[sharp vale]

They're very common

[signal seal]

most people expat and live there

Thai women don't want to move to America

away form their Thai boyfriends 😄

[sick wyvern]

Especially these days

[sharp vale]

Not entirely true

[signal seal]

alright Yeet venmo me $300 and i'll pick your ass up in like 40 hours

[sick wyvern]

Not worth risking their lives

[signal seal]

i mean, would you want to move away from your family forever to live in a bird cage?

[sharp vale]

Foreigners like to merry Americans, it's sort of fetishized in plenty of other countries

Lots of different countries have a lot of people who want to merry American for documentation

[sick wyvern]

May depend on the person and country. If i were them i wouldnt go near america

[sharp vale]

Including but not limited to: Mexico, Canada, China, Zimbabwe, Uganda, Nigeria, The Philippines, Japan, etc

[signal seal]

it takes months or years, my ex was Polish

[sharp vale]

Sad

[signal seal]

Green card is even worse, unless you're in STEM

[candid birch]

used to be a thing where if you joined the military they pushed your paperwork through. trump ended that though

[signal seal]

and it's still bad

I worked with Canadians in STEM and they said green cards were a ton of work

[sharp vale]

Lots of legal and evidence has to go into that

[signal seal]

if you marry a foreigner it's not a free pass, it can make it even harder for them to immigrate

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cattitude-catitude-cat-master-gif-23322963

[void slate]

@Kyodo#6420 Cute

Ping fail :

What's going on

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

@mild crystal

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

[mild crystal]

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

[exotic leaf]

i feel the same way

[desert pilot]

i have been feeling very violent lately

[signal iris]

felt that

[languid bay]

Look how bad the bot in lost ark is, I won't see this alone lmfao https://forums.playlostark.com/t/sgamazon-pls-look-bots/366820

[fickle sentinel]

chat rate our jackbox shirt

[desert pilot]

i stole the image from tiktok

they added a photo feature

[void slate]

I love oatmilk

[exotic leaf]

100/10

[queen osprey]

#💬destiny-chat

😐

[gritty swallow]

Okay Amogus sussy balls

[queen osprey]

nah youre definitely too young for this chat

click no next time when the chat asks if ur 18+

[gritty swallow]

Dang imagine getting roasted by a discord moderator

[queen osprey]

didnt deny

[gritty swallow]

What are you Gonna do if I’m not 18+ hm? Groom me?

[hollow marten]

[gritty swallow]

Mans really wants to know my age
Okay weird champ

[queen osprey]

lmfao at what point did i say that

[hollow marten]

Man you killed it

[mental oyster]

Hey anyone wanna play elden ring

[high wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-cool-funny-minecraft-stevo-gif-18744506

do you think fromsoft will make another soulslike game? probably not for a while right

[granite umbra]

roblox horse

[fickle sentinel]

Probably 2-3 years at least, depending on if elden ring gets some significant DLC or not

It took 2 years for elden ring to come out after it was announced so

My guess is, elden ring for another year or 2 with maybe some DLC, then a Bloodborne remake/remaster

After that, another major game of some sort

[lament egret]

[hard spindle]

He also plays genshin. Watch out man

[void slate]

Horsing around

[vestal ember]

probably dlc then elden ring 2

[trail sable]

Need that terrible Bloodborne pc port

[hushed hazel]

30fps framecapped 140p bloodborne my beloved

[high wasp]

arent they amking like the mech game sequel

[vestal ember]

[trail sable]

Suffer

[vestal ember]

my worst nightmare

an overcooked slab of meat

[trail sable]

Pretty sure it's boiled

[paper haven]

It needs to be fed to a fuckin' dog.

[queen osprey]

animal cruelty

[ornate lichen]

That is boiled indeed

Its basically a brick now

[glossy rivet]

hot take: nina tucker deserved it

[mystic current]

Arizona iced tea with cranberry juice

Pretty pog

[mystic current]

Undercooked smhhm

[mental oyster]

anyone know how to get this shit out fo the way??? I click on histroy and it just keeps showing up

anyone see on pc if it does this for them too

[void slate]

My name is Peter Servo

I come here in peas

[vestal ember]

wenomechainasama

tamajarbesoun

[void slate]

1

[bitter heath]

2

[queen compass]

3

[mystic current]

4

[trail sable]

7

[void slate]

5

[void slate]

Sounds like his dad might be autistic

[sick wyvern]

My brother loved shit like family guy and south park, i always hated those. Family guy hardly had funny or original jokes and south park was just awful and stupid.

[hard spindle]

Hey Lois 😩

[queen compass]

I'm autistic, I agree 👍

[hard spindle]

Hi autistic I'm dad

[queen compass]

Now I have two dads

[sick wyvern]

Sometimes i wonder if i have something wrong with me, i seem to like all the "cringe", weird and bad stuff. 🙄

[void slate]

@hard spindle Would you like to see a judge I worked with

[void slate]

I have 0 dads

[queen compass]

@hard spindle stop being my far become Peter's dad

[void slate]

Rando is ignoring me, just like my dad (when he was alive)

[hard spindle]

Yes

[signal seal]

[exotic leaf]

wym terrible

[void slate]

@vital roost @exotic leaf

[vital roost]

mm tea

[exotic leaf]

sippy

[vital roost]

[exotic leaf]

[signal iris]

lew wants to hug the sad away from me, and berkut wants to hold me
who else? LOL

[velvet quest]

[trail sable]

All souls games on pc have been dog water ports

[trail sable]

You want to hold berkut?

[trail sable]

Thanks my tinnitus wasn't bad enough

[vital roost]

simply don’t have it

[trail sable]

Oop it's gone now

[vital roost]

easy as that

[trail sable]

[void slate]

Hugging is tight

[bitter heath]

if only that was how it worked..

[vital roost]

[bitter heath]

I wish I didnt have tinnitus

[trail sable]

Can't hear the tinnitus if i listen to music louder

[bitter heath]

EXACTLY

[trail sable]

Mine sounds like wind in my right ear

Pretty relaxing tbh

While going to sleep

[bitter heath]

mine is just a screeching noise in both ears, always there quietly but it gets loud when I dont have some sort of white noise

[trail sable]

Can you feel it or is ot just a sound for you?

[void slate]

Ashyoo 🤧 I'm sorry I sneezed into the teapot

[bitter heath]

just a sound

[void slate]

🤧 🫖

[trail sable]

I can feel it

[void slate]

Feeling is believing

[trail sable]

I can feel your exact location

[bitter heath]

I can feel everything

[trail sable]

Somewhere in Europe

[bitter heath]

as an empath

[potent rover]

How about me

[trail sable]

I can feel my tongue resting in my mouth

[trail sable]

In your home

[bitter heath]

anyways, I'm going to go lie down for the next 40ish minutes before my paycheck comes in

[potent rover]

Jokes on u

[vital roost]

you mean my paycheck?

[bitter heath]

that isnt this one

this is from work, only a few hundred

going into rent and other bills I need to pay, then I will survive off the remaining lot

[trail sable]

Homeless

[velvet quest]

Good

[vital roost]

yes so it’s my paycheck

[bitter heath]

My nuts

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysium-smile-gif-17859376

[velvet quest]

@vital roost did you get a real job too?

[vital roost]

i start a job on the 6th of next month

[velvet quest]

Nice, what are you doing

[quick hearth]

damn

[void slate]

6️⃣ 🗓️

[vital roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/469636493015777280/973249834553319424/20220509_030424.jpg

[vital roost]

work

[candid birch]

[candid birch]

i have consumed brunch. now i am here

[vital roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/469636493015777280/973249834553319424/20220509_030424.jpg

[mild crystal]

4 bodies

0 found

[candid birch]

I had a bagel and lox with vegi cream cheese

[void slate]

Bussy you're a monster

[candid birch]

gratz!

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

I'm going to force feed you humble pie

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

👄 🥧

[candid birch]

careful they might like that

[vital roost]

[void slate]

Humble pie is a metaphor for being sorry for something

[candid birch]

yes but you also said you were going to shove it in them xD

[void slate]

this is true, I withdraw that statetment

[signal iris]

nah, he wants to hold me
he said he'll give me a big hug and bc im "small" ill be easy to hold

[velvet quest]

Lack of hoes

[vital roost]

who is berkut

[velvet quest]

🖕

[signal iris]

idk, some degen

[candid birch]

no maidens

[vital roost]

too real

[void slate]

ashyoo, the sneeze machine

[quick hearth]

🤝

[sharp vale]

Ashyo

[vital roost]

hi

[potent rover]

Rookie numbers

[lucid sigil]

anyone here own a black hoodie?

[vital roost]

i own quite a few yes

[sharp vale]

Yes

[quick hearth]

sure

[sick wyvern]

Hey guys, Rei showed up in my room, wanna say hi? she has a brick for some reason tho.

[somber anvil]

@quick hearth hello

[quick hearth]

hello lana

[somber anvil]

Nani

Hello koinyx

[candid birch]

throws a giant marshmallow at @somber anvil

[somber anvil]

throws a unreasonably over cooked steamed ham at @candid birch

[candid birch]

oh shit that'll hurt lol

[somber anvil]

Yummy

[sick wyvern]

Mmmh steamed hams

Wait, this is obviously grilled

[queen compass]

Most people in the western world do

[void slate]

black hoodies are sexy

[lament egret]

I own an oversized black hoodie

[void slate]

@exotic leaf I gave my smartwatch to my mom because it has ECG and measures pulse

@sharp vale What does this store sell

[lucid sigil]

do u also own a programming book

[sick wyvern]

what about programmer socks

[lucid sigil]

and an ikea plushie

[candid birch]

how is she? doing better?

[void slate]

I guess, it could be an infection after all

[candid birch]

i see. is she feeling better at least?

[void slate]

I suppose

@desert pilot

[desert pilot]

😏

[lucid sigil]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perbromic_acid

[sick wyvern]

sus

[sharp vale]

Tops and bottoms

[queen compass]

I agree

[queen compass]

I agree

[queen compass]

I agree

[void slate]

thank you captain america

Is this true

[mild crystal]

Respond to me with didn’t ask don’t care

[celest mauve]

@keen osprey

[slender forum]

.

[lament egret]

no! but i do own a macbook instead

(it has a ton of pirated movies on it)

[sick wyvern]

movies

[lucid sigil]

what movies

[lament egret]

all the spidermans ! !!

[void slate]

didn't ask don't care

[sick wyvern]

I’ve actually never seen any of the other Spider-Man movies outside of Rami

[void slate]

have you seen spider verse

[sick wyvern]

Maybe the Tom ones when I have the time. Tho the Andrew ones just seem so odd, the casting seems weird.

[void slate]

@pure vale

[candid birch]

either the strawberry shortcake or the chipwich

[sharp vale]

Didn't ask, don't care

[void slate]

Not mayo?

[void slate]

How are you and your car girlfriend

[sharp vale]

I'm goodish

[void slate]

good fish

[sharp vale]

The sour ice cream

[void slate]

I scream, you scream, we all scream ||because we're insane||

[mild crystal]

Me

[mild crystal]

Chocolate taco ez

[void slate]

Oh no they commit human trafficking

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-wash-fountain-water-gif-15589987

[lucid sigil]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/935994854532587520.webp?size=4096

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

Go away and never return

[mild crystal]

@sharp vale

[sharp vale]

What

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

Ew

🤢

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

🤮

[mild crystal]

:dead:

[exotic leaf]

[candid birch]

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/606564192035667983.png

[somber anvil]

Yeeetim

[pale locust]

I've cream Dandridge

[sharp vale]

Yes

Yestim

[somber anvil]

Hi

[sharp vale]

Hello

[mild crystal]

is this against server tos

[fickle sentinel]

Probably, still funny

[sick wyvern]

Such rude zombies

Also i got a case for my phone and now i dont have to worry about the stupid edge screen

[candid birch]

you creamed yourself? clean yourself up! dirtyyyy

[pale locust]

Sanitary

[last birch]

Anyone from Sweden here?

[sharp vale]

WHERE'S MY MEMES

[paper haven]

Cus we den' thoughts ya's were pretty cute.

[pale locust]

Pls

I am sitting in a car again

[paper haven]

Not driving it?

[pale locust]

Thankfully not this time after driving for hours myself

I have my own projects you know

[sharp vale]

You're pretty cute shawty

[paper haven]

Yaaaah, that's right! Reeses puffs, Reeses puffs!

[pale locust]

I like apple jacks more

[sharp vale]

Cinnamon toast crunch you losers

[pale locust]

Omg how could I forget

That was the last cereal i ate

[sharp vale]

I LOVE JOJI

https://tenor.com/view/88rising-joji-smoke-chill-gif-12631225

[pale locust]

Filthy frank?

[sharp vale]

Yes

[pale locust]

100 world accents

[sick wyvern]

tfw you got an answer right but the professor still counts it wrong...

[paper haven]

Eat em up! Eat em up! Eat em up! Eat em up!

[paper haven]

Year?

[candid birch]

2077

[paper haven]

Wow! That was quite the goof you pulled right there...

[pale locust]

What a peculiar number

[sharp vale]

MEMES

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cool-lit-gif-13999500

[sharp vale]

NEENORT

[candid birch]

pets the nene

[onyx schooner]

yes the name has come and gone

[onyx schooner]

no

[sharp vale]

Nene

[onyx schooner]

yep thats me

[sharp vale]

What's up today nene

[onyx schooner]

the sky

[sharp vale]

Where's ashyoo

[onyx schooner]

idk im not their dad

[somber anvil]

@onyx schooner

[onyx schooner]

[somber anvil]

Hru nay nay

[onyx schooner]

I'm alright, waiting for things to happen

[somber anvil]

:)

Thats all we can do sometimes

[sharp vale]

What things

[signal iris]

@sharp vale can driving over a kerb damage ur car?

i heard a sound, but see nothing

[sharp vale]

Yes but it depends on how you drive over it

If you're going anything over 5MPH it'll probably damage it

[signal iris]

i was turning a corner and drove a bit over the kerb, it made a sound

i was exiting a car wash

[sharp vale]

How fast

[signal iris]

p slow, maybe around 5km

[sharp vale]

If it made a sound it was probably the curb rubbing against something

[signal iris]

like what? i see no stratches anywhere

[sharp vale]

Check underneath it make sure the oil pan isn't leaking

[sharp vale]

Your wheel, oil pan, plastic, etc

[signal iris]

where is that?

[sharp vale]

But if the car isn't acting weird it most likely is not damaged

[sharp vale]

Underneath the engine

[signal iris]

it was the side of the car, mid to back

[sharp vale]

Then you probably scraped a muffler or something

Either way nothing to worry about

[signal iris]

also i cant rly tell rn if oil is leaking bc car is wet

[safe hawk]

Applied for the first time to Bungie for an Environment Artist position. Just graduated from college finally and applying to places 😎🥳

[clever geyser]

[safe hawk]

?

[signal iris]

@sharp vale uhhh

reverse, indicator and brake lights still work, so what's wrong?

[hardy mesa]

toyota yaris

could it be the left hand tail light?

[signal iris]

?

[signal iris]

is that separate from brake light?

[sharp vale]

Dead bulb

That's it

Or wiring got disconnected, ez fix

[signal iris]

oh, i looked at my back wheel too, i saw a lil white line
might have busted it a bit

bro, why do i have the worst luck?

[signal iris]

go on???

[sharp vale]

That's about as much as I can tell you without properly looking at it

Cars are weird, you gotta like be there in person to see exactly what's going on

Gotta get in deep

If one of your wires got disconnected it's as easy as just putting it back together

[hollow marten]

dude

[signal iris]

there seems to be something loose inside the back door thing, almost every time i swing it up or down, i hear something moving in there

[sharp vale]

Might be from the hit

If they just replaced your door frame but not panels it could be that the panels had loose plastic

[signal iris]

i dont mean the side doors, i mean the boot

[sharp vale]

Oh, search up how to remove the taillight assembly on youtube

Check and see if a pigtail came off

[queen compass]

Let them be excited smh

[sharp vale]

Was working out, my workout is now ruined bc sweat and some other dirt got into my eye and I can't get it to stop stinging

Losing my focus

Rip my left eye got bamboozled

[pale locust]

Get Clean

[queen compass]

Time for an eyebath

[sharp vale]

I just opened my eye in the shower and the problem has not gotten better

[queen compass]

Well don't put soap in it

Also it's already irritated it will be a bit before it's not as bad

[candid birch]

what do i want for dinner?

[exotic leaf]

sandwich

[candid birch]

kk. ill get panera so i can have crack n cheese with my sammich

[graceful gyro]

Who would do wotm on psn

[candid birch]

wotm?

[graceful gyro]

i’m j trying to get an aksis cp so i can solo

d1🥲

[candid birch]

#💬destiny-chat

[graceful gyro]

oh

[sharp vale]

Hello guys I want Italian food

[pale locust]

pizza

[sharp vale]

No I want lasagna

[queen compass]

Spaghetti?

[pale locust]

pizza place salad

[candid birch]

i think family guy had a joke about that

[pale locust]

I remember now I think

[sharp vale]

Dudes with anime pfps weird me out

Red flaggerz

[fickle sentinel]

Chat look at this fish I just caught

[late helm]

13+ only :joy: open my profile :smirk:

[vital roost]

😂

[pale locust]

sheesh

[hardy mesa]

Guhhh?

[sick wyvern]

Hey ashy

[sharp vale]

Yo momma

https://youtu.be/GcvAOdO0KY0

[normal fern]

pour some bubbly pour some bubbly

[lament egret]

dude i loved tmnt 2003

[sharp vale]

LYLE LYLE TURN ON THE TV

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

[candid birch]

wut?

[sharp vale]

THEY HIT THE FUCKIN PENTAGON

[harsh quartz]

Care to give people context before you incite terror?

[sharp vale]

It's a uhh quote from psychic pebbles

Pretty popular quote as of lately

https://youtu.be/NUO4rVi7A4U

[candid birch]

keep in mind yeet there are people old enough here who remember 9/11

[queen compass]

Old men

Or women or NB

[candid birch]

@sharp vale case in point please use some discretion

[exotic leaf]

2001 wasn’t that long ago how dare you excuse you

[candid birch]

i mean... it IS over 2 decades ago... a score even

[sharp vale]

This guy

[pale locust]

I was born after

[bitter heath]

Same..

[candid birch]

...you kids better stay off my lawn

[vital roost]

lew... i hate to break it to u...

but it was 2 decades ago...

[valid owl]

What has come to the world of hotdogs

[exotic leaf]

forgot you guys are all basically children

[candid birch]

bruh i ain't no spring chicken xD

[amber python]

idkk 2 decades is kinda long

[pale locust]

I am not a child !!!! I pay my bill's !!!

[sharp vale]

I pay bills

[lament egret]

i was born in 2001

[amber python]

what a child! says me that is only 4 years older

[bitter heath]

I'm only a year younger then

[sick wyvern]

I was like 8 when it happened

[sharp vale]

My guy

[candid birch]

i think i was like 11

[candid birch]

there's a chain near me that makes hot dogs wrapped in pretzel

has cheese in it too. its super good

[void slate]

I was born 10 years before 2001

[candid birch]

me too!

[thin kelp]

Boomers

[candid birch]

babo 👶

[void slate]

[barren dagger]

[void slate]

Pussycat <3

[hardy mesa]

im sick of hearing aughhh

[void slate]

aughhh

[candid birch]

hhhgua

[candid birch]

I miss my cat. he passed away last year but i still miss the goober

@void slate I'M SAAAD

[void slate]

[candid birch]

I miss my cat 😦

[void slate]

Pussycat

@candid birch

[candid birch]

is that peter's cat?

[void slate]

It's neighbors cat, she's been sterilized

[candid birch]

still a cute cat

[void slate]

Indeed

[fickle sentinel]

chat I am stronk

[candid birch]

but you're not "let me solo her" so you're not THAT stronk

[fickle sentinel]

Let me solo her prolly doesn't have that much strength tbh

He's using katanas

[candid birch]

still solos. therefore: stronk

[fickle sentinel]

See I'm not stronk because I'm good

I'm stronk bc big strength

(I am terrible at this game)

[candid birch]

its ok. souls games make me explode controllers against walls

[hollow marten]

ayo new apex legend tomorrow

[somber anvil]

[ornate lichen]

Yea he solos elenia with just a pot on his head

[candid birch]

i know nothing about elden ring except that meme because its fucking everywhere lol

[vital roost]

is it a new character?

[hollow marten]

Yea

[vital roost]

oh nice

[red sundial]

!

[void slate]

!!

[teal temple]

i dominated this game hot damn

[quick hearth]

We love sleep deprivation

amirite chat

[candid birch]

[fickle sentinel]

chat almonds are goated

[teal temple]

just sleep 4head

[snow rock]

Anybody willing to DM me a screenshot of their armor stat totals without any additions or subtractions from the total?

[fickle sentinel]

what

[snow rock]

Im doing a little thing and am wanting natural armor stat totals.

[candid birch]

#💬destiny-chat

[timber lichen]

am i tripping or can you not control r to refresh discord

[fickle sentinel]

you can

[timber lichen]

i swear it aint working

[gritty garden]

@here any amongus gamers?

[queen osprey]

im sold

[hard spindle]

Ong

[bitter heath]

Frozone

[desert pilot]

[vital roost]

very cool

[desert pilot]

frotnite

[vital roost]

get it

[desert pilot]

yes

very funny joke ash

[vital roost]

i’m so funny

[void slate]

When will you play Fortnite with me

[desert pilot]

i dont play fortnite

[void slate]

Me neither

[bitter heath]

I've been asking everyone that peter

[void slate]

But I feel like I should try new things in life

Like licking a frozen metal pipe in the winter so the tongue gets stuck

[queen osprey]

msi starting

@hard pond watching!?!?!?!?

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-frost-tongue-gif-13848134

[vestal ember]

is t1 playing

[queen osprey]

yes

t1 vs sgb

[vestal ember]

ok then it’s worth watching

[distant skiff]

did they fix that investigation farm?

[teal temple]

Amogus

@vital roost sus bunny

[vital roost]

cute

[vestal ember]

2 dollars per litre 😄 -> 😐

tesla time

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crazy-cat-cat-bite-gif-24712197

[teal temple]

is this your response to seeing amogus

[lament egret]

yes !

grrr i hate among us......

[vestal ember]

[desert pilot]

[hard spindle]

😂😂😐

[teal temple]

unoriginal comment, back to gen chat you go

[hard spindle]

So true among us sussy so funny

Sad and duk hace driven me insane with shitty low res among us memes

[teal temple]

twas posted when people were arguing about controllers and such

[hard spindle]

I do not care I am at my limit

If I see one more among us meme I will commit vehicular manslaughter

Or frogus fucking frogus

[hard spindle]

Blocked and doxxed

[hard spindle]

I am coming for your family and loved ones

[lucid sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-angry-cat-gif-19419471

[hard spindle]

I know where you live

[desert pilot]

no you dont

stop the cap

[hard spindle]

Yes I do I'm coming for you

[mystic current]

My teacher let us go early but said we couldnt get ran over before the lesson was officially meant to be over otherwise they were legally at fault

Me: hit by car speedrun any%

[lucid sigil]

stop the cap

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sus-get-real-imposter-gif-20366018

[hard spindle]

You will not see my coming potassium

[desert pilot]

woah

[hard spindle]

No wait

[desert pilot]

rando wtf

[hard spindle]

You know what I meant

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/aumiaue-gif-21525396

[desert pilot]

rando you weird weird

[mystic current]

Ayo?

[teal temple]

chug jug challenge

[lament egret]

i had someone tell me this in tf2

[hard spindle]

I will share your tik tok

Don't call me the weird one with the shi u post

[desert pilot]

please dont

[lament egret]

only it wasnt what it meant

[hard spindle]

If we go down we go down together

[desert pilot]

ok fine you're not weird

[lucid sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-sleepy-cat-cat-hug-hug-gif-24211281

[hard spindle]

Glad we settled these peace talks

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/amongus-impostor-sus-beamng-red-sus-gif-20971571

[teal temple]

why would you do this to the imposter

[lucid sigil]

on god

[hard spindle]

Who got deleted

Thought u got 1984d lol

[desert pilot]

you

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/969352813220077611/971047309624373289/F202D6C9-D8A1-410D-AE6C-74246F846E08.gif

[hard spindle]

I am in your walls

What I am going to do to you is going to make the beach's of Normandy look like a joke

Mayo

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/786054954238214195/879508469366030356/image0-18.gif

[desert pilot]

hey you guys wanna see a shirt i bought

[hard spindle]

Yes

With you wearing it

[hard spindle]

For a month or so he's back now

[desert pilot]

i just ordered this weekend

[lament egret]

potassium can you buy me a shirt

[desert pilot]

im broke

[lament egret]

nope you will buy me a specific shirt

[desert pilot]

fine

[hard spindle]

This is because you are attracted to male psychopaths

[desert pilot]

what shirt

[lament egret]

https://shirtz.cool/collections/t-shirts/products/the-gaming-tee

[desert pilot]

lol

[hard spindle]

Ew

[desert pilot]

$42 huh

[lament egret]

yerr

[desert pilot]

i will consider it

[lament egret]

pogular

really lmao

[hard spindle]

Whi was it?

[desert pilot]

lol

[teal temple]

[lament egret]

i cant believe i clicked it

[placid skiff]

what

[desert pilot]

i did too

[teal temple]

hi

[lament egret]

[desert pilot]

i have been fooled

[hard spindle]

I take the pinnacle of stupid

After everyone said they clicked on it I still clicked on it

[desert pilot]

silly man

[lament egret]

potassium alternatively you could buy one of these hoodies i found on the site

[hard spindle]

My brain cells are in the gutter oml

[lament egret]

https://shirtz.cool/collections/jumpers/products/the-very-long-hoodie

hear me out potassium

[hard spindle]

😐

[lament egret]

just very long arms

[hard spindle]

Bro who tf are you spender man

[desert pilot]

im not convinced

why would i pay for that

[lament egret]

https://shirtz.cool/collections/jumpers/products/the-overgrown-hoodie?variant=29488771137634

good hoodie

[desert pilot]

why wont you just buy it yourself

[hard spindle]

Buy me stuff and I'll do a yeetim

[desert pilot]

also that hoodie is $80

[lament egret]

im broke !

[hard spindle]

Only 4 u

[desert pilot]

wdym you'll do a yeetim

[hard spindle]

Dm

If you buy a vc I will buy you a free head flattening

Yes

Bro??

Bro wilding

[desert pilot]

of course you would have onlyfans

yeah yeah post your feet pics in peace i wont judge

you know people dont want that on onlyfans

wrong audience for nature photography

[hard spindle]

Rember when they tried to purge the site lmao

[desert pilot]

thats was pretty funny

not the best move

[hard spindle]

I think it's because some of the big banks or somet didn't wanna be associated with them anymore

[desert pilot]

yeah visa and mastercard

[teal temple]

spinge bob done did mulitplied

[hard spindle]

Yeah that was wild af

[void slate]

What avout visa and mastercard

[desert pilot]

they pulled out of onlyfans at one point and onlyfans lost a lot of money

[void slate]

[abstract yacht]

https://txnor.com/view/run-forrest-puppet-panic-run-scream-gif-15786741

yes

I don't know how that works, but it does

https://txnor.com/view/funny-face-double-chin-weird-gif-5449984

It's beautiful

[signal seal]

this was satisfying

[sharp vale]

Hello losers I woke up at 5:50 today

Worked out for thirty minutes at 6:30

It is now 7

Time to shower, and see what else I do in these two hours

[signal seal]

work out more

https://tenor.com/view/ric-flairn-wrestler-woo-stoked-crazy-gif-14193841

[sharp vale]

Nah bc then I'd burn myself out for work which is more physical

[signal seal]

alright, practice break dancing

[sharp vale]

30 minutes of jump rope

30 minutes of cardio is pretty good imo

[signal seal]

and stretch / yoga but not the bullshit yoga

where you stretch your neck don't do that stuff

[sharp vale]

In 80° temperature

I was sweating bullets

But I will be stretching after my shower

And I will be eating something

Will be drinking water

[abstract yacht]

honestly it must be, I can't see how else that command would work on any server

[hard spindle]

Try the swag command

[abstract yacht]

le epic embedded fail

https://tenor.com/vieag/yes-nod-old-spice-oh-yes-commercial-gif-3566649

swag does nothing

Didn't work for me :p

damn lmao

[hard spindle]

Wait can you play chess with swag???

[abstract yacht]

I was just wondering the same thing lmao

[queen osprey]

you can

[hard spindle]

Pat you can show us an example

[queen osprey]

i suck at chess

get @ chronozilla to play

[abstract yacht]

dw we'll find someone far worse and you can Fool's Mate them

[hard spindle]

Yeetim

Pat v yeetim chess

[bitter heath]

he'd cry because it wasnt an automatic

(yeetim the car nut cant drive stick btw)

[void slate]

That moment when the attorney is so boring I nearly fell asleep

[hard spindle]

Yeetim the car nut posted cursed stuff on Instagram and he is no longer yeetim the car nut but yeetim the thirst trapper

[sharp vale]

What

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[signal seal]

automatic sloppy

stick easy to drive, just clutch in, shift, release clutch a bit and gas to match RPM hit the gear clutch out gas down

[sharp vale]

Or

Nag1 transmission which shifts in "manual" and is faster than actual manual cars

[queen osprey]

not as cool though

[sharp vale]

Don't trust me, search it up. Actually a fact

[signal seal]

or be like me, and have mechatronic controlled dual wet clutches that anticipate where I'll shift and perform gear changes in 120 ms

[sharp vale]

Most people confuse my car as manual because it shifts like a "manual" in automatic

[signal seal]

it's funny when people drive my car because they can't get used to shifting with gas down

[sharp vale]

As if someone were banging gears

And if I do shift in manual it only furthers the illusion because it sounds like a manual

[signal seal]

mine makes a fart sound when i shift sometimes

[sharp vale]

The only time someone would be able to notice it's automatic is during stopped situations like a red light or parking

[sharp vale]

LOL SAME

[signal seal]

on my MK5 i had a straight pipe with a light muffler and i could blow fireballs out when i shifted

[sharp vale]

Well mine is all the time, it's part of the HEMI✨ personality

I can make it pop sometimes when downshifting from 2nd to 1st

[signal seal]

@sharp vale
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/um6oc2/sport_cars_are_overrated/

also that kinda street racing is fucking stupid right in traffic

[queen osprey]

job pays that little or is that government handouts

oof

what apprenticeship

[sharp vale]

Dumbass mf

[queen osprey]

ouch

my country fucking loves apprentices

[sharp vale]

Australia do love enriching their workforce

If only America could do the SAME

[queen osprey]

our gov hands out like 50% of apprentice wages to help the employer

• you can take out a 20k loan no sweat for tools

ask the parents for help no shame

[void slate]

pat (he's a big deal)

[queen osprey]

you live with them?

[bitter heath]

holy shit I know right

[queen osprey]

why are your parents making you pay rent

[queen osprey]

i know a guy who gives 99% of his wage to his parents

[bitter heath]

this is literally what I have to do

[queen osprey]

not just him, his brother has to as well its so fucked

[bitter heath]

my brother doesnt have to, despite being a manager of another mcdonalds

[queen osprey]

you manage a maccas?

[bitter heath]

I dont, I just work at one

[queen osprey]

oh

[long tundra]

If you have the means to, I don't know why you wouldn't pay rent if you live with your parents (having the means is a very important caveat though)

[bitter heath]

I barely care about the job, just basically a placeholder to survive until I get something that doesnt pay bare minimum

[sharp vale]

I hate parental relationships like this

[queen osprey]

yeah its fried

[sharp vale]

I would hide my wages/paychecks

[queen osprey]

dudes constantly talking about only having 50$ for the week

[sharp vale]

If I was old enough I'd ask a good friend or co worker to give me a ride to the bank and make my own account