💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[void slate]

It could be because of mood swings, because of thyroid disease but I'm no expert

[candid birch]

jeebus. that sucks. didn't you say this has been happening for a bit now?

[mild crystal]

i love carrying my 90 lb dog up the stairs bc he has arthiritis

[void slate]

She was at the hospital 2 days ago but it didn't change much

[candid birch]

get them a doggie elevator

[mild crystal]

true idk,, i have 3 other dogs

[wet quarry]

Need to put those abs to use in some way

[candid birch]

im sorry to hear that peter 😦

[void slate]

I'm going to the hospital with her

[candid birch]

good luck!

[inner ivy]

Hope she recovers and things get better.

[exotic leaf]

hoping for the best 💕

been there a while keep up ;)

[signal seal]

Everything Everywhere all at once

[void slate]

Coffee is tight

[exotic leaf]

omg please tell me what you think of it, Ive heard it’s incredible

[signal seal]

I will I'm absolutely wired from this espresso though

And have to wait

[exotic leaf]

face reveal in the sunglasses

[signal seal]

No

[exotic leaf]

no like there’s a reflection

[signal seal]

I see :!

[exotic leaf]

i won’t tell anybody

[signal seal]

I hope I looked ok so much glare

Can barely see my phone

[exotic leaf]

10/10

[signal seal]

I'm usually good about reflections

[exotic leaf]

the espresso did you dirty smh

[signal seal]

[exotic leaf]

anyways,everybody that i’ve talked to about everything everywhere all at once said they’ve cried or felt extremely emotional during it

[signal seal]

It's rated almost as high as godfather

Someone told me they've seen it 3 times already

I'm excited

[lucid sigil]

what is it

[exotic leaf]

i’ve been too hyper fixated on shitty tv shows i haven’t watched a movie in a while

[signal seal]

Idk i go into movies completely blind

[signal seal]

Feels Ozark

[exotic leaf]

i’ve been thinking of watching that, it looks decent

real housewives of beverly hills been hitting different though

[signal seal]

Eh

It passes the time not so bad

But I think it got canceled without a resolution

#justnetflixthings

[exotic leaf]

#1 reason i never bother with Netflix originals

[signal seal]

My friend made me watch it

Bc he watched like 5 subtitled movies

Told him he owes me Andrei Rublev after what I went through

[void slate]

We're at the hospital now @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

keep us updated ❤️

[void slate]

She went to the doctor now

It's getting dark

[hardy mesa]

Im n

[signal seal]

Almost a private show

[lament egret]

I wanna see that movie

[queen compass]

Oh hek da helly pad

I don't like the flat seating

[signal seal]

Its a very small theater

[queen compass]

I see

[signal seal]

I'm at the halfway point in seating

[queen compass]

Yeah that is quite small

[signal seal]

Only 7.50 for tickets, $3 for sparkling water and $2.50 for popcorn

The place is a gem

[queen compass]

Blessed

Although sparkling water ew

[signal seal]

Bruh

Sparkling water is like water but Sparkling

[nimble socket]

got to say these are pretty neat

[thin kelp]

[void slate]

These are spiraling out of control

[thin kelp]

Too much for one bowl, I know

[exotic leaf]

cute little theater

seltzer water is better than sparkling

[void slate]

Mom got a painkiller and we're going back home @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

glad to hear :)

[void slate]

She should have more diagnostics though

[exotic summit]

do bluetooth keyboards have lag?

[vestal ember]

no but they need batteries

[void slate]

Look at the gas prices

[willow quartz]

best swords N/A

[void slate]

I will get the 6.66 one

[vast quest]

so, bungie wants to be inclusive right? hence why they are discussing politics through their twitter

[amber python]

https://tenor.com/view/po-dies-dies-of-death-teletubbies-gif-23885910

[signal iris]

what politics?

[void slate]

Yes because being inclusive clearly means picking a side

[void slate]

||abortion||

[vast quest]

well I mean i use "inclusive" losely, but we can use this against them to get character editing

just point out how there is nothing for those who are trans, and bam, we can finally edit our damn playdoh looking assess

[signal iris]

lmao, it's just common sense

[void slate]

actually Oryx also #💬destiny-chat

[signal iris]

men don't get to dictate what women do w their bodies

[normal fern]

Tornado videos are a problem, they’re addictive.

[inner ivy]

This is actually a good point.

[vast quest]

People who want it for those who are trans: "great point great point"
me who wants a boobless female model so I can have the smaller hitbox: "yes, I know"

[inner ivy]

I mean I do look at it from the first viewpoint, so yes, great point great point.

[sharp vale]

Hello loser bozos

[vestal ember]

[signal seal]

@exotic leaf you need to watch this movie NOW

[signal seal]

we are a sparkling water family

[quick hearth]

True

[spring tundra]

I listen to 69

[vernal shoal]

Has changing region been fixed? If so how do I do it lol

[long tundra]

No, and n/a

[vernal shoal]

Damn guess I'm stuck as a murican

[long tundra]

You could try to pass as canadian

[vestal ember]

we do not claim him

[long tundra]

That's not very polite of you

[vestal ember]

our pm does everything but care about its own citizens

[exotic leaf]

rate it 1-10

[exotic leaf]

“we”

[signal seal]

9 or 10 idk.

i want to watch it again

[signal seal]

[normal fern]

They make a good case

[lucid sigil]

I'm probably going to end up killing at least one person in my lifetime

[signal seal]

😮 not me

[lucid sigil]

[signal seal]

[vestal ember]

dont avoid drinking alcohol
dont avoid eating meat
dont refrain from killing anyone ⁉️

[signal seal]

on drink high quality Scotch Whiskey

only eat meat on special occasions, for instance Sushi

Kill only with kindness

[exotic leaf]

just be bitter and never smile :) you’ll never get wrinkles

especially when ||men|| tell you to smile ):<

[bitter heath]

Smiling is overrated

[hollow marten]

emo

[exotic leaf]

emotional damage

[signal iris]

i had alcohol last night :)

[signal iris]

me pls

[signal seal]

Is this a thing

Should I be telling women what to do with their faces 🤔

[exotic leaf]

unfortunately

[exotic leaf]

no ):<

[sharp vale]

What's the move for tonight

[bitter heath]

death

[sharp vale]

Bro nothing

[signal seal]

Go to movie theater and see everything everywhere all the time

[sharp vale]

I'm broke

[signal seal]

I'll venmo you $11

[sharp vale]

That's not even enough to drive to the movies

[signal seal]

Get a 4 cyl you bozo

[sharp vale]

I just got a haircut and thinned my hair

There goes 27$

[signal seal]

I drove a lot today. My car is ripped

Like 70-140 is so fast

Scary fast

[candid birch]

tfw you get trapped at family dinner and you wanna go home but your ride insists on staying longer

[signal seal]

22 mpg average

Also mothers day tomorrow don't forget

[exotic leaf]

white claws and crucible

[sharp vale]

I'm 20

[exotic leaf]

oh my god a child

[sharp vale]

We've been over this

[sharp vale]

Sigh

[exotic leaf]

i don’t remember my b

[sharp vale]

Bing knows I'm 20

[exotic leaf]

you could do something artistic

[signal seal]

If white claws are cask strength whiskey I'm in

Yes paint something yeet

[sharp vale]

Y'all want to see my highschool photography

[maiden linden]

object1 = true ? object2 : null;

[signal seal]

[sharp vale]

Here I'll start with the one that won an award, made it to state, and got 100$ for

[maiden linden]

what is this doing

[signal seal]

[exotic leaf]

get this away from me im having flashbacks

[maiden linden]

does anyone know what object1 = true ? object2 : null; is doing

if object1 = true?????

how are we doing a declaration inside of an if check with a boolean conditional for an object

what is going on in this

or is it saying if object1 == object2??

[exotic leaf]

5% in a 20oz can

[maiden linden]

what is this object1 = true ? object2 : null; supposed to mean chat box

[sharp vale]

Mf went sideways

Anguish

[exotic leaf]

i can’t help you syx but i know a server that might

[maiden linden]

im not going to stupid programming languages servers

[signal seal]

Guys

[exotic leaf]

suffer then

[signal seal]

I bought ice cream and forgot to put it in the freezer

[exotic leaf]

can’t help you here

[sharp vale]

Look at my bois

They're not actually my boys

This was a photo I used for an art competition

Actually ended up doing p well

[exotic leaf]

why are people so fucking rude here lmao

[signal seal]

can we take a second to mourn my $8 pint of gelato

[exotic leaf]

i love iguanas my parents had a few of them for 10+ years

[maiden linden]

[signal seal]

what once was 3 layers of ice cream is now.... milky brown water

[exotic leaf]

what flavor was it

[maiden linden]

[signal seal]

dark chocolate, mousse, and vanilla 😦

[sharp vale]

Y'all know I gotta have the generic floral photography

[exotic leaf]

[maiden linden]

imagine

[exotic leaf]

imagine

[sharp vale]

Hey guys look I found Luna

Idk what they're doing in my gallery

Some other mf

[signal seal]

all my photography i did was B&W and it's of people so idk if i should post any of it

[sharp vale]

This actually isn't my picture but it's a classic

[signal seal]

i used to develop in my own dark room but then digital came out and I basically quit because it wasn't the same 😦

[sharp vale]

Anyways

My artistic days r over

They peaked in highschool

[exotic leaf]

they don’t have to be

[sharp vale]

There's this girl I used to have a crush on back in senior year

Talented artist

[exotic leaf]

yeet story time

[sharp vale]

Her name is Devina

Never talked to her, didn't want to

Thought it would be lame if I got into a relationship and didn't even drive

Or owned my own car etc

Wanted to be 100% self sufficient before a relationship

So there's no story there

But I will show y'all her art Instagram

[vestal ember]

i didnt like that movie

[exotic leaf]

there’s this one girl i follow and she does all these crazy manga scenes using an acrylic medium on glass it’s so fuckin cool

[signal seal]

why not

you must like things i like or you will be banished

[vestal ember]

the entire movie was kinda just jokes

felt no urgency when they were in the face of danger

[exotic leaf]

don’t spoil it pls

[signal seal]

Understandable. You will be banished to TEXAS and don't spoil it

[signal iris]

multiverse?

[signal seal]

not the fun part of Texas either, the part that no has heard of

[vestal ember]

everything everywhere

i havent seen multiverse yet but plan to very soon 😄

[signal iris]

it was great

[signal seal]

dr weird 😐

[exotic leaf]

bing you never told us the flavor of your gelato how are supposed to mourn properly

[sharp vale]

Nvm guys I can't find her art account

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-benedict-cumberbatch-spider-man-no-way-home-gif-22865532

[sharp vale]

Uhhhh, waxahachie?

[signal seal]

oh, dark chocolate, mousse, and vanilla layered with chocolate chips at the bottom. it's now... milk

[signal seal]

Waco

[sharp vale]

I've heard of Waco

[exotic leaf]

i mean you could always throw it in the freezer

[sharp vale]

Sugarland, Pearland, Amarallo, Baytown, round rock, El Paso, Katy, Conroe, Kingwood, Woodlands, etc

[signal seal]

yeah hopefully it recovers

[exotic leaf]

i hope the mousse survives 🥺

[sharp vale]

My pinky hurts

[gloomy crane]

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do

[sharp vale]

La li lu le lo

[fickle sentinel]

I beat both they asses

Dumb blood mfs

[signal seal]

man Spain jet lag reset my internal clock so hard i'm like, wanting to go to bed right now

and it's 11 pm

[dire herald]

bruh

[amber python]

Sounds pretty good

[exotic leaf]

i have a headache

[languid dirge]

[slow quest]

Lol

[blazing vault]

Lucky child

[brazen pasture]

So going back to this little convo, I beat the game for the basic Elden Lord achievement, just the normal ending. Miraculously, i did it in about 5 hours and 30 minutes.

So I beat, Radahn and Renna, and all the other ones you have to fight, plus I went off for a few things, and beat it in less than 6 hours

thats an achievement in itself

[fickle sentinel]

there is no way you beat elden ring blind first playthrough in 6 hours

[brazen pasture]

No of course not, it was NG+1

[fickle sentinel]

oh well yeah you can just fly through NG pretty much

[void slate]

I heard a loud female voice say "hello" to me in my sleep as I was waking up, but there was no one around

[brazen pasture]

I could probably make that happen in like, 10 maybe with all bad stuff you get at the start, and maybe just like, go rush Moonveil.

[fickle sentinel]

I am in your walls peter

[brazen pasture]

I am in your floors

You are never alone, Peter

[hazy holly]

im in your skin

fuck

[fickle sentinel]

you have to take it all off

[brazen pasture]

And I am in your mother, Peter

[void slate]

Do you know that people wear skin costumes

[hazy holly]

u have to take those little blue snakes out of your skin too peter

[brazen pasture]

tear them out, Peter

Wake up, Peter

[void slate]

Ah there is a drug that makes you think that there's worms under your skin

[brazen pasture]

Wake up, Peter

[wet quarry]

[void slate]

@vital roost Is this you https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/ukt1hq/guys_rate_my_set_up/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[fickle sentinel]

Mimic tear moment

[drifting ivy]

HELLO CHAT

ooh caps

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/goubtube-shock-nudes-phone-dirty-gif-10864786

[void slate]

When you see an NFT

[thick orbit]

Yep

[vital roost]

yeah

[drifting ivy]

good mor,ing human peter servo and @vital roost

[vital roost]

morn

[void slate]

Eris Morn

[drifting ivy]

Eris Thorn

[granite umbra]

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/bowling-bowling-backfire-bowling-meme-pro-bowling-gif-21182470

[drifting ivy]

im scared of bowling clips

twitter is a horrible place

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/808214214447333426/967865141557338132/ezgif-4-eba64ded56.gif

[gloomy jackal]

Just saw morbius

[copper violet]

/register

[gloomy jackal]

Greatest production of film making i have seen

[copper violet]

how do i do this

[gloomy jackal]

Absolutely outstanding movie

[copper violet]

yes

[gloomy jackal]

My favorite part of the movie was when morbius (the main character) starts morbing

Truly incredible

Fantastic acting done by Jared Lettuce

Although I was too fond of the one scene where morbius began to spit racially inclined anti semitic motivated slurs towards the antagonist near the end of the film

Id say the director of the movie missed the mark on that one

[sharp vale]

Went downtown today to take some car photos

[gloomy jackal]

But needless to say i think morbius should be put up for a grammy or two

[sharp vale]

My photographer got some shots on his Sony, will show you guys later

[gloomy jackal]

Honestly a great film and will promptly purchase it once it comes out on bluray hd dvd

I hope jared lettuce wins a grammy for acting

[sharp vale]

@vital roost ily ashy gn

Time to not drive my car again for several weeks

[fickle sentinel]

It's morbin time

[hollow marten]

Frrrr

[sharp vale]

Morbining

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

[void slate]

I don't think I will add it to my favorites, no

[void slate]

Potassium exploded

[desert pilot]

im still alive

cant kill me that easy

[granite umbra]

register

[somber anvil]

@lament egret

[amber inlet]

L

[amber python]

Have a fantastic day Peter

[lament egret]

hihi lana

[somber anvil]

Henlo henlo koi

[void slate]

[mental oyster]

Elden ring best game?

[void slate]

no

[bitter heath]

TRUE PETER

[high wasp]

Good morning off topic chat

I'm going to bed

[void slate]

Good bed

[drifting ivy]

good sleepening

[mental oyster]

Who’s playing elden ring

[drifting ivy]

did one playthrough, bout to start a mage

Anyways, Terraria gaming

[signal seal]

this healthy sleep schedule is so weird been up since early early morning

[jaunty linden]

what's that

i haven't slept since thursday night

[bitter heath]

YO SAME

well

I've slept like 6 hours total since then

[jaunty linden]

0 for me'

sleep is just not that important to me

put that on my tombstone when i end up in an early grave because of my horrible sleep patterns

[exotic leaf]

it was me

[jaunty linden]

does your probation officer know

the agreement was to not do that anymore

[exotic leaf]

nobody needs to know

[jaunty linden]

i need to. I found the pot guy stuck in the ground last time i played

so i'm like 5 mins into the game

but every time i play, i just think "i could be getting frustrated in crucible right now"

and it pulls me back in

[exotic leaf]

just think you could’ve getting frustrated at elden ring instead

[jaunty linden]

i was so into all the other souls games, but been having trouble getting heavy into them since sekiro

and i really liked sekiro, so i dunno, i'm just becoming a lamer gamer

[drifting ivy]

kinda feel you, i did one playthrough of Elden Ring but haven't gotten around to do a mage cuz i just can't get into to it as much as the first character i made

also hi @exotic leaf

[mental oyster]

I’m on new game plus 7 now

Would anyone like to duel?

[drifting ivy]

he he does

[void slate]

burn it with fire

[sharp arch]

What the

[mild crystal]

I love u

[thorny wigeon]

Nice gg

Learn the wrongwarp for farum tho, ng+ takes like 30-40m with it

Ez game

[bitter heath]

finally

chat decides what I do next, rockets, lmgs or "tactical rifles"

[queen compass]

LMGs

[mild crystal]

lmgs

[signal seal]

Chat what's there to do on a Sunday

[bitter heath]

meth?

[queen compass]

Sin

[bitter heath]

there are no more sins left for me to commit

[signal seal]

no meth 😐

[void slate]

Agree

[signal seal]

waking up at 5 am is fucking weird

[queen compass]

Screw god it may be Sunday the day of rest but na

[signal seal]

it's like 10:30 and i feel like it's 3

[queen compass]

We sinning

[signal seal]

yeah I mean, I made espresso, i had to press the shit out of my coffee to get it all good and espresso-ee so i broke the rules already

maybe i'm going to find a nice spot by a river and lay on the rocks for awhile

like in the middle of a river where no one can bother me

[queen compass]

Make sure the water doesn't rise whilst youre out

[signal seal]

already 11* out and it's only 10:30

[signal seal]

lol that shouldn't happen and I know the rivers really well 😄

also the rocks are pretty tall

[queen compass]

Stay safe then bing

[vital roost]

hihibing

[signal seal]

This is one of my paradises

[signal seal]

Ashyoo 👋

[vital roost]

super pretty

[signal seal]

you have to hike around private property to get there, never see anyone there or trash

the waterfall changes in the spring it's probably a lot higher now

[vital roost]

i used to hang out in this area all the time

[signal seal]

Last time I went out in spring

[vital roost]

there’s a nice waterfall up the creek

[void slate]

This area rocks

[vital roost]

i remember this video

[signal seal]

yeah it makes me happy to watch that one

[void slate]

If snake man says there's many waifus, then I believe him

[signal seal]

scary red monster

looks nice though

[vital roost]

yeah a friend wanted a photo up there

we used to go back there together all the time

[exotic leaf]

hi

[vital roost]

haven’t talked to her in a while tho

[signal seal]

we used to jump off the waterfall in my picture, it's taller than my photo looks

we were crazy you had to hit like a 3 square foot spot or you'd die 😄

[signal iris]

this is snake girl, she is a waifu

[exotic leaf]

go get a coffee and enjoy the outdoors it’s literally so nice out today

[signal seal]

i am wired from an espresso i made 4 hours ago

no coffee for awhile 😅

but outdoors is very tempting right now i'm charging my headphones

[vital roost]

happy mother’s day bing thank u for being my mother figure all these months

[signal seal]

happy to your mother

[queen compass]

Oh yeah it's mother's Day but not in the UK

[bitter heath]

damn it is mothers day, forgot about that

[exotic leaf]

i’m so groggy i wish i was wired

[bitter heath]

@vital roost happy mothers day

[somber anvil]

False

[signal seal]

Get an espresso maker and you'll never have that problem

[vital roost]

thank u

[bitter heath]

what else could I do

[signal seal]

shoulda probably not done a double shot

[queen compass]

Arson

[somber anvil]

You'll know as time goes on

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[exotic leaf]

i have one im just missing some of the tools to make it

[somber anvil]

And the many more you will still commit

[exotic leaf]

double shot or bust

[signal seal]

oh mine is super primitive, you just put coffee in the thingie, press it really hard with a spoon, and turn it on

[exotic leaf]

sometimes you even get crazy and go for the triple

[signal seal]

you need to press it really hard or it just makes coffee it's weird

[exotic leaf]

yeah there’s like a tool you can use to make it evenly pressed so that it’s super strong

[signal seal]

if i drink a triple i'm going to have a heart attack

i just use a spoon lol

like a teaspoon measure thingie

and then that South American espresso coffee that comes in the vacuum sealed square bags, they're in the goya aisle at grocery stores and like $2

[bitter heath]

my list is already too long to fit anything else

[exotic leaf]

whatever you do don’t drink too many café bustelo espresso shots you will actually die :D

[signal seal]

that's literally what i'm drinking Lew 😄

[exotic leaf]

LMAO

that coffee makes me feel colors

it’s very delicious but extremely strong

[somber anvil]

Time.

[exotic leaf]

i have a really high caffeine tolerance and even that stuff still gets me all wired

[real dirge]

that shit bustelo?

[signal seal]

i have so many of these from covid, i've only been drinking tea for the last few years i just started doing espresso

[real dirge]

[signal seal]

it's meant for espresso so if you make coffee out of it it will be a lot stronger

[exotic leaf]

it’s strong regardless lmao has me like

[somber anvil]

Lewd is school over

[real dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/yo-this-edible-aint-shi-edible-shit-gif-20730746

[exotic leaf]

yes i am so happy and excited

i am getting two tattoos this week :)

[somber anvil]

Yay

What are they about

[signal seal]

two 👀

[exotic leaf]

they don’t have any meaning im just getting some cute little cherries and either a snake or a set of dice

[somber anvil]

Fun :D

Imma watch sonic 2 on tv

[exotic leaf]

have fun! i’m about to go grocery shopping i feel like a zombie

[real dirge]

didn't you just say you were hyped on caffeine

[signal seal]

no that's me, she needs caffeine

[real dirge]

me brain no work good

[signal seal]

it's ok

[exotic leaf]

silly little boy brain 🥺

[somber anvil]

Enjoy lewd

[exotic leaf]

you too!

[mental oyster]

anyone wanna duel in elden cringe

[signal seal]

what RL?

[bronze plume]

Krele#3307 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[lucid sigil]

@exotic leaf

my girlfriend in my dream last week was called lew

[signal iris]

@exotic leaf i had one cocktail on saturday and i was like, "bruh im a lightweight"

[jaunty linden]

a girlfriend named lew might result in a suprise boyfriend when you wake up

hang on, that might be confusing cause you said dream. ahem.....if you went to bed with a girl named lew, you might wake up to find lew is now your surprise boyfriend

cuase lew is a dudes name

like lewis

also if you're names lewis i feel like you have to become successful

that's a lot of pressure parents put on their kids by naming them lewis

[lucid sigil]

i preferred it when you schizo rambled about covid19

[jaunty linden]

did i do that

not here

but i was right about everything i ever rambled about it

and i still schizo ramble

wide range of topics, got a server just for that

[pale locust]

@void slate hello is your mom okay

[exotic leaf]

mommy, girlfriend, whatever you need

[sharp vale]

Ayo?

[mild crystal]

🥱 🛌

[jaunty linden]

versatile

can you be a big sister to make me think i'm not a loser if i get bullied in school

[mild crystal]

You must really be into roleplaying, huh?

[sharp vale]

That's oddly specific

[scenic salmon]

[sharp vale]

You're still a loser

[scenic salmon]

Tough

[scenic salmon]

[sharp vale]

Go away e-girl

@signal seal

[mild crystal]

I don't believe anyone is an e-girl in this server =~]

[scenic salmon]

You okay pal, you wanna talk?

Maybe you were bullied too?

[sharp vale]

I'm hungry.

[jaunty linden]

bullying builds character, i don't trust people who never got bullied, it means they were the bully

[sharp vale]

Or

[mild crystal]

Typical ape logic Yeetim reply, we he gets stuck

[sharp vale]

Or, hear me out, you were a respectable person?

[jaunty linden]

facade, nobody is respectable, everyone is a degenerate

[sharp vale]

Couldn't really get bullied if no one wanted to bully you, feel me?

Says you, I'm pretty respectable

[jaunty linden]

you're a degenerate like the rest of us

[sharp vale]

My ego is in a constant state of being risen because all throughout my life I've been getting rises from people

[mild crystal]

You would have that approach if you spend too much time in discord servers

[sharp vale]

Simply working at my job people always giving me respect and compliments

"You're doing so well for someone so young."

"you know this much and you're HOW OLD?"

in school it was always "Dude you're smart as fuck help me out."

[mild crystal]

Way to make about yourself, yet again Yeet

[sharp vale]

It was always about me

[mild crystal]

;)

[scenic salmon]

Ok

[mild crystal]

Yeetiny 2 lfg off-topic

[sharp vale]

In school if mfs did try to bully me, I saw right through it, it never felt bad. I would just insult them right back until they got kicked out of class

Even then my personality isn't the type to hold grudges

The next day we'd come back and we'd be like "what's good bro. How you doing."

[mild crystal]

Yet just think of the universe

[sharp vale]

Literally met some bullies outside of highschool and they're always like "YOOO!! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER. HOW ARE YOU BRO?"

[void slate]

Observation is such a good game

[jaunty linden]

only time i got bullied, i threw a chunk of plastic off the 2nd story of the school, and hit this dude in the head, he got big mad

[mild crystal]

And how you essentially use your 'imagination' into everything bringing everything into existence

[sharp vale]

"bullying builds character." Yeah if your character was unlikeable enough to get bullied

[jaunty linden]

so i deserved it

[sharp vale]

Idk man, I'm not a degen. I've been respected all my life

[mild crystal]

That is some ego

[jaunty linden]

i was likeable, it was an amazing shot, it curved like 90 degrees and like, honed in on his head

[mild crystal]

No one is truly respected their whole life

[jaunty linden]

i wasn't trying to hit him, i was just throwing it

he should've been impressed

[sharp vale]

Truly you've never met me then

Anyways, irrelevant. I want food

[jaunty linden]

maybe people pity you

and you mistake it for respect

[sharp vale]

Pity me for what

[jaunty linden]

i dunno

[sharp vale]

Invalid argument, there's nothing in my life to pity

[mild crystal]

Truly you are 20, and too young to comment on life situations on scale you are ;)

[jaunty linden]

oh you're 20?

apply for a amazon credit card and see if they give you a 5000$ limit like they did me

[sharp vale]

yes I'm 20

[jaunty linden]

and then buy the ballinest computer possible

like i did

[sharp vale]

That sounds like a stupid life decision wtf

[jaunty linden]

and then don't pay it off

[sharp vale]

Yeah, stupid life decision

[mild crystal]

Normal approach

[sharp vale]

Sorry my guy, I do everything CASH

[jaunty linden]

ew

[mild crystal]

Here we go...

[jaunty linden]

cash is drug and hooker money

[sharp vale]

My cars? CASH. My modifications? CASH. Everything, CASH

Who tf wants to be indebted

[mild crystal]

Fiat dying, turn cash into gold, yeet

[sharp vale]

If you never paid it back your credit is probably in the 500's

[sharp vale]

TOO FUCKING TRUE

[scenic salmon]

Yeah you've definitely not used a credit card

[sharp vale]

nvm if you never paid back even a 2000$ loan, your credit is probably in 400 range

[jaunty linden]

no he's right

it got sent to collections, my score plunged to bad

[mild crystal]

30 more years and Fiat will be getting fazed out

[jaunty linden]

then it got taken off my credit report cause 7 years

[sharp vale]

Assuming this person did this years ago, and he hasn't paid it back for YEARS, your credit would drop to 500 within the years assuming your avg score is 600

[jaunty linden]

ez

[scenic salmon]

Y'all credit cards are weird asf where do you live

[jaunty linden]

california, america

[mild crystal]

Credit cards are a means to an end

[sharp vale]

The avg score for someone with beginning credits is 600 for most people. How imagine the first thing you do is apply to a 5000$ card and then you get absolutely irresponsible and don't pay 2000$ of it back

[jaunty linden]

um, because i was 18

[mild crystal]

itchY doesn't need a good credit score anyway yeet

[sharp vale]

You can't even get loaned 1000-2000$ as a 20 year old by most legitimate loaning services

[jaunty linden]

well this was in 2005

[sharp vale]

I was 18 and my loans were coming out to 3000$ from credit unions which is actually kind of impress

[jaunty linden]

before 2008 crash, so companies were big dumb

[scenic salmon]

Again, where do you live

[sharp vale]

During the worst credit times in history, I understand

[scenic salmon]

Your laws are garbage

[mild crystal]

Their values are all based on a para-social relationship construct on discord servers

[sharp vale]

Texas

[jaunty linden]

free money was ez

[sharp vale]

That's not LAWS bro, that's union standards.

[scenic salmon]

[jaunty linden]

it's all fake anyway

our financial system is all fake

[mild crystal]

Like quiet a few people in this server

[jaunty linden]

it's a controlled demolition of it right now

[sharp vale]

Most credit organizations will judge you based off your history, age, income, living conditions, etc. They simply will not give most people a loan last 1000-2000$

Your bang statements too, I forgot that

If you were someone who's making say, 40k a year, spending less than 2000$ a month, assuming you live alone with rent being 1200$ + 400$ for utilities including groceries

[jaunty linden]

my bang good

[scenic salmon]

[jaunty linden]

btw

[sharp vale]

And you're 20 years old, you'd be authorized a loan for up to 10k

[mild crystal]

Bang, bang, bang

[jaunty linden]

take all money out of big banks. go to local credit unions

[sharp vale]

Because 10k can be paid off in a year

[jaunty linden]

starve the evil ones

[sharp vale]

Most 20 year olds today don't even make a salary of 20k a yesr

[mild crystal]

Why the hell would you get a 10k loan at 20 years of age?

[scenic salmon]

Men 🤦

[jaunty linden]

this is all very useful knowledge if there wasn't a giant reset button on the global economy happening due to resource scarcity and the inevitable impossibility of infinite growth

[sharp vale]

Most people do my guy, ever heard of buying a used car?

[mild crystal]

Please map out the actual need for this

[jaunty linden]

man, homie need wheels

[scenic salmon]

Used cars are more expensive than new cars rn bc of covid lmao

[mild crystal]

A 10k used car, save up for it

[sharp vale]

You're 20, saved money for two years, you have 4k, want a nice Corolla, econocar, you put down payment on 15k Corolla, now you owe 11k for three years

Your loan will be given, but if you want to avoid interest, pay it off early.

[mild crystal]

A loan of that size is just another example of a financial institution playing on your impulses and emotions

[bronze plume]

Yuki ✰#3911 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[scenic salmon]

LMAO

[sharp vale]

90% of people in this country can't afford a car without taking out a loan

[mild crystal]

And you 20 year olds can't get enough of that instant gratification

[sharp vale]

Afford a nice car*

[scenic salmon]

Your country sucks anyway

[jaunty linden]

omg i just juked this dude so hard

in rumble, broke that mans ankles

bruh he still limpin

[sharp vale]

I've owned a few nice cars by buying them cash and reselling them for profit. Some people just aren't smart to look for cheap deals that WORK

[mild crystal]

How about buying a vehicle as less of a statement, and more for practicality

[sharp vale]

Ego

[jaunty linden]

i have a bmw, proof that you can make wildly irresponsible financial decisions when young and it doesn't matter

[sharp vale]

As much as I like to joke about my ego

[scenic salmon]

Or maybe it's the people selling the car that bump the prices up to unreasonable amounts so it's impossible to find a good deal

[mild crystal]

Try and cool the ego jets? Ying, and yang

[sharp vale]

Most normal people that aren't in discord like us, normal people who watch football and basketball and actually do normal things

They are very impractical and very materialistic

They will go look at a car, it's a great price for what it is, and it's reliable, no issues. They'll turn around and say

"no that's not for me, I need something that I can drive up and down and people will be like "ooo that's a nice car""

[mild crystal]

And don't take the time to do the research?

[sharp vale]

"I need a charger. Maybe a Kia stinger, maybe even a nice mustang."

[sharp vale]

Dude I work around cars and car sales every day of my life

[scenic salmon]

[jaunty linden]

i need a bmw m2 if current year, m3 if older than 2006

[sharp vale]

I PROMISE you, people are like this almost ALL the time

[jaunty linden]

e46 m3 gets me goin

[sharp vale]

Go to a dealership one day just for funzies and then listen to people talking

Or in my case if you're selling cars, witness it first hand

[jaunty linden]

i go to the dealership just to be unable to buy anything

[mild crystal]

People cannot hide behind the advertisement and marketing manipulation bullshit anymore, not in the prime point of the 'internet of everything'

[jaunty linden]

i went to get my bimmer serviced at the dealer, and they had a valet service and the whole setup

i was like "oh so this what being rich is like

then i got the service bill

and was like oh this is what being poor is like

was a wild day

[mild crystal]

Calm down Yeet, take your time, break it down

[sharp vale]

People have massive egos, they need to gratify themselves while gratifying the attention of others

That was my point.

"I may like to talk about my ego." But normal people genuinely have toxic and unhealthy egos, it's insane.

[jaunty linden]

i don't have a big ego but i hate when other people do, like i don't need the conversation to be about me, but please don't try and force it to be about you

people with big egos don't recognize their ego

[sharp vale]

Sometimes

[jaunty linden]

so just saying "i have a big ego" is kinda evidence you don't really

that you're just playing it up

[sharp vale]

A lot of normal people, in the real world, who actually go out, y'know. NORMIES who enjoy normal things

[jaunty linden]

at least the really toxic narcissists don't recognize it

[sharp vale]

Are massive ego tripping mfs

[mild crystal]

The golden age of information makes knowledge so easily accessible, the average person would take no longer than 10 mins to search up a 'want'

[jaunty linden]

the golden age of information is dead, we're in the middle of the process of shutting down that golden age

[mild crystal]

Remember this is not a 'need'

[sharp vale]

Yeah, and then they do the bare minimum mostly misinformed research to validate their eagerness to consoom

[jaunty linden]

through censorship

calling everything misinformation, it's all to control what you think, what information you are allowed access to, what information you're allowed to find

but in the before times, the internet was amazing

[sharp vale]

Untrue. If a car is selling for 20k and the engine alone is worth 3k, the transmission is worth 3k, the parts alone are worth up to 6k, not to mention everything else

[jaunty linden]

whoa how you know what the trans is worth, what if its shot

[sharp vale]

Such as manufacturing, the sole existence and the fact that the vehicle works, most of the time

Sellers are only making about. 20% off a sale in terms of sales

[mild crystal]

Maybe on Reddit, twitter, tik tok, Instagram, and Facebook

[jaunty linden]

like if it's an e46 m3 right, you don't want the sequential gearbox, even though it's obviously the cooler, more race inspired option

[sharp vale]

Most dealerships average only make 10% profit or 20% profit off of most cars they sale, new, and used

[jaunty linden]

because those things break, a lot, and are a lot to fix

you want the 5 speed stick

[sharp vale]

My point being is that a car's value is usually determined by market projection

[jaunty linden]

and also how plentiful new cars are

[mild crystal]

But those are all cretinous services anyway, itchy

[sharp vale]

If someone wants a 6.4 hemi, the engine alone is worth up to 10k

[jaunty linden]

as we learned in the last 2 years

apparently when new cars run short, used cars skyrocket

i would've never thought that before covid

[sharp vale]

And most people will not buy a car who's value doesn't match expectations

[jaunty linden]

cause new cars were always abundant

[sharp vale]

I bought my challenger KNOWING that my car was going to shoot in value in the next years due to an upcoming shortage

[jaunty linden]

i bought my bmw in 2019, imagine if i waited a year

[sharp vale]

And I was right

[jaunty linden]

would've been 5k more at least

[mild crystal]

My car's value is 300, but I am going to sell if to you for 800, what a joke

[jaunty linden]

now i'm like "well.....do i sell it while the markets hot

[sharp vale]

Yeah if I had waited a year to buy a newer model it would've been up another 5k

[jaunty linden]

but then i can't afford another car cause the market too damn hot

i wanna sell mine and get a 3 series

[sharp vale]

Not how it works

[jaunty linden]

i hate my 5 series grandma car

no i like it but it's kinda grandma car

[sharp vale]

Simply the act of selling a form of transportation, is a service

[mild crystal]

Used car market atm is like buying stocks when they are on the rise

[jaunty linden]

ya i hate it

[sharp vale]

Simply acquiring the vehicle, doing the paperwork, and then putting it up for sale is a service

[jaunty linden]

i hate everything about it, i hate everything about the economy right now. whole thing is teetering

there are no good moves except invest in stuff with real value and not paper money

[sharp vale]

Imagine the process that goes into getting a car, fixing it, and then selling it for only 10% gain.

[mild crystal]

I don't think you understand the context here

[sharp vale]

No, I understand it

But it simply doesn't work like that

[jaunty linden]

cause paper money is losing value fast, we're gonna be venezuela

[mild crystal]

Why because the masses are all doing it too?

[sharp vale]

If it were something like Medicine, where they pump prices to swell the pocket of the rich, yes

[jaunty linden]

and when it gets bad enough, the big banks and corporations and gov't will swoop in to save us, with central bank digital currencies. the true death of liberty

[sharp vale]

And they hold a monopoly on it, as well, such as the whole epi pen bs

[jaunty linden]

your boss will control what you can spend it on

it's a nightmare

[mild crystal]

We all know the medical market is corrupt as fuck

[jaunty linden]

i got a great workaroudn for epi pens

[mild crystal]

Very thinly veiled example

[sharp vale]

The car market is literally probably the least scummiest, yet a very scummy business

[jaunty linden]

buy horse epinephrine, it's super cheap and identical to human epinephrine. just gotta measure the dose yourself

save like 900 dollars or something on that stupid pen

[sharp vale]

Bc the car market, only dummies get played

Only idiots get played in the car market

[jaunty linden]

dummies get played for their moneys

munnies

[mild crystal]

Crypto, Stocks, collectors

[sharp vale]

Yeah bro go buy a scat pack working at McDonald's at 18, sure all your homies are gonna think you're cool, but your life gonna be in the gutter by 20

[jaunty linden]

and then people buy hunies

with the dummies munnies

[sharp vale]

If you know what you're doing, you'll never get played in the car market

[jaunty linden]

if you use that in a rap song my lawyer will send you a cease and desist

[mild crystal]

Just.gotta.measure.the.dose.yourself bro

[sharp vale]

Or just

Make it

[mild crystal]

So simple, cheeky epi pen life hacks ayyye

[jaunty linden]

i don't know what the heck a dose of epinephrine is, i don't got no stupid allergy things

but ya

[sharp vale]

Anyways

[jaunty linden]

cause horse epinephrine comes in a jug, not a pen

[sharp vale]

I'm still hungry

[jaunty linden]

and i'm no math wiz, what the heck is the measurement of a pen from a jug

these are not standard units of measurement

[mild crystal]

And requires an vetinary diploma to understand how to measure the dose, yeah?

[jaunty linden]

big pharma once again

making things complicated

just to get over on the little guy

[mild crystal]

You're an absolute penis, itchy

[jaunty linden]

[sharp vale]

If horse epinephrine is the same as human epinephrine which might be the case

[jaunty linden]

horse medicine is all the rage

[sharp vale]

Simply search up how much quantity of epinephrine is used in a pen

[jaunty linden]

it went from horse paste, to horse abortion medicine, to horse epinephrine

[mild crystal]

Horses in general are all the rage

[jaunty linden]

i recommend against the horse abortion medicine, that sounds super dangerous

[sharp vale]

You do realize that Medicine and any other consumable object has a legal requirement to publish their ingredients/measurements?

[jaunty linden]

but the news was advising people to do it

more than that

[sharp vale]

We're living in a clown world

[jaunty linden]

animal medicine is almost always derived directly from, or identical, to human medicine

[exotic leaf]

[jaunty linden]

they probably just sloppier when making it

cause it's for animals, who cares about sanitation

animals poop in their water

chickens at least

they brainlets

[mild crystal]

On the menu today horse penis and testicles with a chilli dip

Get that libido cranking

[mild crystal]

🥱 🛌

[jaunty linden]

nice bune

[mild crystal]

Well it worked, because now you are distracted

What's the bet you had a smirk on your face when you realised that, Mario?

[void slate]

[sharp vale]

Hello once again losers

Contemplating if I should wash my car

I should

[sharp vale]

Hello nyxie

[quick hearth]

Hello yeetim

[brazen pasture]

So can we swear in this server? I feel like I’ve gotten warnings before for so I don’t anymore

[sharp vale]

Only in off bopic

[lucid sigil]

i wish i lived in some place that didnt give me depression every time i walked outside

I LOVE BRITISH URBAN PLANNING!!!

[sharp vale]

That's depressing

[quick hearth]

[somber anvil]

Rip mari

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-entrance-omni-man-explode-gif-21497546

[brazen pasture]

Sweet, fuck

[signal iris]

shut up yeetim

[fickle sentinel]

Simply live in the suburbs

Suburbs are pog

[lucid sigil]

die

ing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/718959489809907802.gif?size=48&quality=lossless

[velvet quest]

🖕

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[drifting ivy]

BOO

[fresh sigil]

Safe and sound=good song

[signal seal]

[sharp vale]

@signal seal you know what they've never made? A good time travel movie/media

[signal seal]

Yes they did

Primer was an excellent time travel movie

and 12 monkeys

also hot tub time machine

[sharp vale]

Never seen em

[signal iris]

only seen that 1

of the list u just made

[sharp vale]

I'm only saying they've never made a good time travel anything bc the concept of traveling through time itself is such an error

[signal seal]

watch Primer

less than 90 minutes, nails time travel

[sharp vale]

The only thing that makes some concepts medias feesible is the concept of timelines

Without that basic concept time travel itself is down the gutter

Time travel itself is such a self anti concept it's insane

A good example is the show travelers

Where they send people' consciousness back in time through some technology by replacing human's consciousness when they're about to die

Anyways.

It's the same issue as the grandfather paradox

They send people back in time to insure/thwart the events of something happening

However, if you rationalize it logically, if they were sent back in time to avoid said terrible future from happening, yet they're insuring the existence of said organization

[signal seal]

watch Primer bozo

[sharp vale]

Does that mean that the organization would've never existed without them first originating time travel for them to exist in the first place?

[signal seal]

then get back to me

[sharp vale]

Not just that

But if they do manage to avoid said future from happening, and they do make the future good and not bad

Does that mean that they would've never existed in the first place to the fact that the future is good, therefore their existence is not needed because the circumstances weren't there?

[signal seal]

Just watch primer 😐

[sharp vale]

All time travel is illogical

[sharp vale]

I will

[signal seal]

I don't subscribe to Back to the Future time travel

[sharp vale]

The only thing that makes this possible is the concept of timelines

But timelines isn't even a reasonable thing to assume exists

It's such a cop out

[signal seal]

Time traveling backwards shouldn't be possible

[sharp vale]

Anyways

Theres a good horror movie

[signal seal]

and that solves all the problems

[sharp vale]

Like actually good, because it really is such a twist

It's called blood red sky, actually solid movie. Because it's not really horror. It makes you think it's an action movie, then it makes you think it's a horror movie, but then

Gotta watch it to understand

[signal seal]

Good horror: Bone Tomohawk; Black Swan; Jacob's ladder; Dark City; The Thing; Event Horizon

[sharp vale]

I want to watch black swan

[signal seal]

it's super good

[sharp vale]

Bing

Watch blood red sky

[signal seal]

netflix original

[sharp vale]

Good movie, lead actress is pretty in a weird way

[signal seal]

She's ein deutsches Madchen

[sharp vale]

A female ____

Idk

Translation please

[signal seal]

a German lady

[sharp vale]

I forget Deutsche means german

And not dutch

[signal seal]

Yeet got that Deutsch fever

Dutch in German is Niederlandisch

but with a funny a i can't make it on my keyboard

[sharp vale]

Æ

[signal seal]

no with the umlaut

[sharp vale]

Å

Wrong one

Ä

Nvm bing don't watch that movie

It just went mid

[signal seal]

ok 🙄

[sharp vale]

Went hecka mid

It started off really good

Now it's just mid

[exotic leaf]

WWWWWWWWWWW

[normal fern]

Tf Princess Mononoke slaps

[sharp vale]

It's called the Midwest because everything in it

IS MID

[candid birch]

i arrive

sup folks?

[sharp vale]

Mid

You're mid

[candid birch]

I'm east coast actually

@sharp vale i saw something horrendous today. it was a purple Maserati. who the fuck would do that to such a nice car? and it wasn't a nice royal purple it was more like a blurple

[sharp vale]

Idk, I don't like Maseratis

[signal seal]

I saw a Mercedes AMG S50 today, V12 turbo

thing sounded so fucking good

[candid birch]

oooo smexy

[signal seal]

i think the V12 turbo badge is cringe but still nice

looked like a small Maybach

[mild crystal]

car people drive me insane

[sharp vale]

L

[exotic leaf]

what game should i play tonight chat

[barren dagger]

binding of the isaac

[candid birch]

vampire survivors

best 3 dollars you'll ever spend

[mild crystal]

elden ring

[exotic leaf]

i’m like 120hours into elden ring i should finish it

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/808214214447333426/967865141557338132/ezgif-4-eba64ded56.gif

[onyx schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829798676788019200/895105762869784606/image0_2.gif

[quick hearth]

[bitter heath]

damn bruh carson used old ass footage with me in it without asking if I'd be fine with it

[onyx schooner]

??

[barren dagger]

huh

[onyx schooner]

ok then

[quick hearth]

[candid birch]

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

Neenort

[onyx schooner]

yep thats me

[vital roost]

nenechi

[onyx schooner]

nope thats not me

[sharp vale]

Ashyort

[barren dagger]

[quick hearth]

[sharp vale]

Ah yes

All the good people are in chat

[barren dagger]

not including you

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cattitude-catitude-cat-master-gif-23322963

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-he-commited-tax-fraud-gif-20967917

[candid birch]

@lament egret how is you?

[candid birch]

that is a very cute bnuuy

[signal seal]

[exotic leaf]

[north saddle]

FOCUS ON THE GRIND

@everyone @here

[lament egret]

pretty alright i got randomly facetimed by a group out of nowhere lol

[candid birch]

well thats slightly creepy

[paper haven]

Creepy? Lol

[candid birch]

well if they're people they don't know then yes

[mild crystal]

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[candid birch]

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dead chat

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BMW i8

One of the worst sports cars of all time

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saw one once, in the middle of nowhere. he was haulin

looks really cool though

definitely a wang-mobile

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why?

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Garbage mobile

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370ish HP on an electric motor and 3 cylinder engine. Not fast, not reliable, depreciate, useless.

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real Chads drive BMW M1s

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Real chads drive mopars

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yes, in 6th gear at 55 mph 😄

gas must suck right now for mopar folks

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that's a shame. i read somewhere that for a 3 cylinder it performed really well

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4k

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420k

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I assume we can't say fuck here either

WHAAAAT

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shit 😎

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https://giphy.com/gifs/fBb569LLGGKmOO8KCW

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It's just #💬vip?

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and dchat im sure

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Pussycat <3

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since when can you not say fuck in vip

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You said fuck

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now

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Shit

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new discord shitterbot