💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[void slate]

Why does american mayo look like cinstruction foam

[bitter heath]

red rooster

frozone

[fickle sentinel]

I believe polish mayo has waaay more egg in it

[lament egret]

why it positioned like that close up fortnite image

[fickle sentinel]

either that or some other seasoning concoction

[vital roost]

tell him to back the fuck up

[vital roost]

🗿

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/953784028107010101/967806186311258182/ezgif.com-gif-maker-1.gif

[void slate]

Dead Space helmet?

[sharp vale]

@vital roost hi ashyboo

[fickle sentinel]

chat my summer tuition has hit and I am currently down bad

[sharp vale]

Oof

[fickle sentinel]

$1800 for 2 classes

[sharp vale]

Jesus my guy

That's actually reasonable

[fickle sentinel]

it still hurts

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/massage-pet-bunny-cute-annoyed-gif-3539784

[fickle sentinel]

bnuy

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/919919530183114824/971239533939150888/IMG_8875.gif

[fickle sentinel]

da umbreon wit no spine 😳

[void slate]

America 🇺🇸

[fickle sentinel]

oh well, is what it is

[sharp vale]

Not bad pricing

I'd pay that cash in a heartbeat

If get a credit card actually just to build credit on such an easy pay

I can pay that in two months

[fickle sentinel]

tuition in the Midwest is quite reasonable

[wide ginkgo]

Salvations grip is 10000x better than gjallarhorn

[fickle sentinel]

you should have a credit card

building credit very ez and very useful

I am basically broke and even I have one

[hollow marten]

When

[fickle sentinel]

?

[void slate]

This is my 2 month salary, not spending this kind of money on any class

[fickle sentinel]

that is also about 2 months pay for me, it will however (hopefully) allow me a much higher paying job in the future

an investment you could say

[lament egret]

I need to take this job position at this bookstore near my house

And perhaps the gamestop too

[thick orbit]

I need to take you out

[lament egret]

with a gun

[thick orbit]

yep thats only way I can get dates

[fickle sentinel]

I feel like working at gamestop would be awful

[lament egret]

I wanna go apply to these places but i dont wanna go there alone

[thick orbit]

Do it online and ignore all fone calls

I do that

[lament egret]

guh

[fickle sentinel]

how do you expect to get the job 🤨

[lament egret]

mf

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[sharp vale]

This is about a month and a half for me, not including what I make from selling cars

[sharp vale]

Hi renny Ren Ren renny

[thick orbit]

stfu and go to sleep

[sharp vale]

Sleep with me

[void slate]

Being low paid office worker sucks

[void gulch]

that actor is a douche

[thick orbit]

k cool?

[void slate]

https://twitter.com/BaskingBaII1/status/1333892601662017538?t=tv-KTI0RFm5Tvoq4ND4YOw&s=19

BaskingBall1 (@BaskingBaII1)

thinging about were my life went Wrong

Likes

102

Twitter · Dec 1, 2020, 9:55 PM

[thick orbit]

haaa

[void slate]

haaa

[thick orbit]

PETE

[fickle sentinel]

What'd Paul Rudd do

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/ant-man-happy-dance-oh-yeah-thats-right-its-true-gif-23369317

don't talk shit about paul rudd

[sharp vale]

Hello Claire nice weather we're having

[signal iris]

what dashcam should i get?

[sharp vale]

I'm going to start unironically using nice weather we're having as a conversation

[sharp vale]

Idk, never really looked into them myself but I know some dudes with hellcats here in states that use a particular brand due to theft being prevalent here

[signal iris]

why they not have an average price?

[sharp vale]

Too many A's in the link

[sharp vale]

Because there's several different dash cams and they all have different prices

Oh

That's for insurance

Because everyone is insured differently based on accidents, violations, age, gender, vehicle model, color, etc

[fickle sentinel]

Moon knight was so good

[signal iris]

@sharp vale

[sharp vale]

For a male in their early 20's that's like

250$

[desert pilot]

fym was

[fickle sentinel]

There's only 6 episodes

In season 1

[desert pilot]

did the 6th episode come out already

[fickle sentinel]

At midnight

In the US at least

[desert pilot]

oh i see

im gonna watch it now then

[fickle sentinel]

I really hope we see him in some movies soon

[sharp vale]

How was I so accurate

[queen osprey]

🐄🐷🦄🥲

[sharp vale]

I'm so glad I bought my challenger before prices went up

[signal iris]

@sharp valewhat would a head unit be? is this accurate?

[sharp vale]

Yes

A head unit is anything that goes on the front of your dashboard

Could be a radio, screen, camera, etc

Good insurance should also cover any modifications like body work, paint, wheels, or any other accessories that are apart of your vehicle

So make sure that it's in the agreement

Otherwise you're gonna be taking Ls if your car ever gets wrecked and for whatever reason you also can't get the value of new wheels, tires, audio that you installed a month previously

[sharp vale]

Also idk how it is in Australia but insurance here in the united states is legally required to recognize you by how you identify. Which lowers or raises insurance. So if you identify as female, use it to your advantage.

[thin kelp]

blizzard devs cannot complain abour overwatch r34 anymore lmaoo

[bitter heath]

damn, just watched it. thought they'd do some things a bit earlier than they did

[fickle sentinel]

The pacing was a bit strange but I'm confident he's gonna be a long term MCU character

So they'll have time to do more shit

[sharp vale]

Pacing is defo strange

Just watched it

It felt rushed in this episode only

I feel like it should've had at least three more episodes

Should've been a 12 episode series

[bitter heath]

definitely should've been more episodes, dunno why disney likes to give us short seasons of things

[sharp vale]

I don't think moon knight is going to be a staple marvel character in terms of films or shows though

Reason being: The actor was only called to make one season only

Usually when there's long term series, actors are signed on for deals and contracts

For future developments

Doesn't seem to be the case here.

It's definitely strange how fast they got a major villain to commit a major crisis and then it be wrapped up within 10 minutes with no explanation

[signal iris]

today's episode was crazy

i liked it

[fickle sentinel]

It's an unproven character, could have been a complete flop

[thick orbit]

TIRED

Of cleaning something just to be supportive and then get "oh you didn't do it that well, I will just do it later" no thank you or anything

SO may as well just not bother cleaning anymore

[signal iris]

@sharp valelook at this car insurance meme i made a few years ago

[void slate]

I'm crazy

[thick orbit]

DAMN SPOTIFY

The song in question

Yes I listen to orchestra music cause I like it

[teal temple]

pssh

i listen to cave men banging rocks on the ground, get with the times ren

[thick orbit]

I WILL

tibetan throat singing will be my jamming

[grim merlin]

🤨

[teal temple]

i will invent a new form of music that is just incoherent screeching with drums banging together

[thick orbit]

Just get a bunch of 8 year olds in a room and chuck a spider in the room

like bong bong drums

the floor like bong bong drums*

[thin kelp]

Every time I enter this chat, I can always count on it being the pillar of brilliance. Good work soldiers

[void slate]

[teal temple]

peak chat intelligence

[somber anvil]

@teal temple hello sera

[teal temple]

[void slate]

[sharp arch]

https://twitter.com/superswitchkid2/status/1521746601412378625?s=21&t=6MrSkJPuKuJ5gRek2iA-Tw @barren dagger

SuperSwitchKid2 (@SuperSwitchKid2)

@obiwankenobi

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Twitter · May 4, 2022, 7:00 AM

[barren dagger]

Ping

New trailer

[candid birch]

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU

[candid birch]

keep your buns fresh

[void slate]

Trailer for what

[barren dagger]

obi wan

[candid birch]

eh I'm kinda done with current star wars stuff atm. none of it is very good. although I've heard clone wars and rebels is worth a look, though I am a little apprehensive because cartoon network shenanigans

[void slate]

Disney killed Star Wars

[candid birch]

agreed. the most recent trilogy and all its foibles proved that

[viral citrus]

Direct your own star wars movie/show then

[candid birch]

I would but disney won't pay me to and I'm not famous enough

[void slate]

@CASETTE

@fringe umbra

[sharp arch]

Mandalorian was good tho?

[unkempt plinth]

Bun

Hand over the bunny

[onyx schooner]

[candid birch]

eh it was ok. every episode felt kinda samey

[sick wyvern]

Tbh now a days I don’t even talk about anything I enjoy anymore, there’s always someone to trash on it or be negative about it. And I don’t mean disagree or give good criticism.

[candid birch]

[fringe umbra]

tysvm

[void slate]

@sharp vale Nothing to see here

[sharp vale]

Surprise

[sharp sage]

My teacher is playing star wars in class

[candid birch]

tis the season

[sharp vale]

I was schleep

[sharp vale]

Highschooler spotted

[sharp sage]

This is known

[sharp vale]

Highschooler spotted

[candid birch]

you're jealous of their youth

[sharp vale]

Correct

[candid birch]

life advice: taxes suck

more life advice: if someone promises you something ask for it in writing

@sharp vale any more advice for the youth of murika?

[harsh star]

And also with you.

[candid birch]

what do i want for lunch?

[void slate]

Biscuits and a bottle of garlic soda

[candid birch]

bruh is that what they eat in poland? sheesh

im thinking maybe a sandwich or pretzel dogs

[void slate]

wot? no, biscuits are english and garlic soda is japanese

[candid birch]

I've been to japan, never saw garlic soda

granted: soda machines out there are very different than they are in the states

[void slate]

https://starrymart.co.uk/hatakosen-ramune-soda-kimuchi-kimchi-flavour-200ml.html

[candid birch]

wow... idk how i feel about that

[void slate]

I drank it

[candid birch]

and?

[void slate]

it smells like garlic

[clever geyser]

feels wierd man

[void slate]

it is a bit of spicy and has garlic aftertaste

I would say 3/5

[bitter heath]

good evening / morning chat

[candid birch]

hi hi

how goes?

[void slate]

@sharp vale I found you a great car mechanic https://www.reddit.com/r/GTA/comments/ui9dnp/great_job_thanks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[bitter heath]

alright I suppose, just woke up after passing out this afternoon though, already know I wont be sleeping again tonight but I've got work tomorrow so I may be fucked

[void slate]

@candid birch How do you rate this car mechanic from the video

[candid birch]

oof. try and maybe take a cat nap or something before hand? or maybe bomb an energy drink?

[candid birch]

idk... changed that engine out and did a paint job really fast, but didn't get the dents out

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR LUNCH (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[queen compass]

Ramen

[void slate]

Haemorrhoids

[candid birch]

🤮

[void slate]

@fringe umbra

[queen compass]

@candid birch eat this

[candid birch]

no. too cute

[somber anvil]

throws fishsticks at @candid birch

[candid birch]

hmn... I could go for feesh

[signal iris]

i don't look like a pugilist LOL

[candid birch]

no. no you do not

also there's no place close that can deliver good feesh 😦

might do that for dinner then... so what do i wanna do for lunch? xD

[signal iris]

eat the flesh of ur enemies

[queen compass]

🤔

That's a weird looking pugilist

[candid birch]

don't tempt me xD

[sharp vale]

Make valid financial decisions

Hey guys, qunadale dingle here

[somber anvil]

@velvet quest

[tall wigeon]

Is there a way to change my name tag to EU rather than NA?

[hazy nebula]

To change or update your nickname on this server please re-register on our website. https://d2lfg.com
Visit our #faq channel for more information.

[void slate]

No

[tall wigeon]

Huh, ok.

[sick wyvern]

There's no use anymore anyways

It was a battle net thing

[tall wigeon]

Ah fair enough. Thanks for explaining.

[void slate]

Two devils

[void slate]

Caption this

[shell goblet]

The day after emancipation

[sharp vale]

Someone really just tried telling me that there's a V4 engine in their car, oh my god

[somber anvil]

Hi@sharp vale @sharp vale

[sharp vale]

Hello Lunie

[void slate]

Hello

[sharp vale]

Hello Peter

[void slate]

@sharp vale How much would it cost to fix this car?

[candid birch]

just watched all the president's men. very good movie

they really do not make them like they used to

also makes me realize how long the political system in the US has been fucked for

[bitter heath]

pardon?

[candid birch]

no way. no fucking way. seriously?

whos idea was this? lmao

[void slate]

I'm going to sleep now

My mom wasn't feeling well and went to the hospital

[candid birch]

nighty night peter

[void slate]

I don't know if it's serious

[candid birch]

lol ok

[void slate]

Sleep tight, don't let fear bite

[desert pilot]

i have to see this movie when it comes out

[naive badger]

why does it say im NA

[sharp sage]

You are American now

[trail sable]

Demoted

[signal iris]

grave in chat

[trail sable]

For the next 9 minutes

Night shift is about to begin

[signal iris]

f

ive been night shift for a few years

[trail sable]

I prefer nights

More money

[granite umbra]

ok but how will you eat

[trail sable]

I don't

Only eat 1 meal per day

[granite umbra]

[mild crystal]

Woah! We work nights, how exciting

[trail sable]

Why should i eat? My body would only demand more after i "eject" the earlier food

[mild crystal]

🥱 🛏️

[somber anvil]

@trail sable

[sharp vale]

10k realistically. Not worth fixing.

Nvm it's just rear end damage

[signal iris]

doubt

[sharp vale]

About say, 3k cheapest

[signal iris]

internal damage too

[sharp vale]

Internal

If it were just that rear it would be 3k

Assuming the chassis didn't get damaged

Are those bullet holes?

Why tf are there so many

Nvm that's like 10k worth of work

That many bullets would've absolutely destroyed a lot of the interior

A full interior just on a rough estimate assuming the damage isn't bad, is 3k

The exterior just paint, bumper, window, probably like 2k, it doesn't look like there's any chassis damage

Chances are the gas tank was peneteraded. That's installation + Labor so about 500$

[fickle sentinel]

That many bullets probably shredded the dash and all the electrical under it

[sharp vale]

That's why I said about 3k

Because even at WORST, 4k maybe

Median pricing we'd be looking at 8k plus labor so you'd be looking at 9k-10k absolutely

[fickle sentinel]

Problem being you can't know just by looking what bullets zipped where and what got messed up mechanically

[sharp vale]

duh doi

I know what bullets do to cars

[fickle sentinel]

I'm not questioning your claims you don't have to get all defensive lol

[sharp vale]

Seen it, I've actually been shot at before in my car, but that any of the bullets ever actually hit

Usually bullets stop after a seat due to hella loss of acceleration

[pale locust]

Should I paste your explanation of how a turbo works

[signal seal]

handgun bullets can bounce off windshields fun fact

an AR-15 vs a car would turn it into swiss cheese though, but pistol not so much

[sharp vale]

So say a bullet went through the trunk like that, it would've most likely been stuck in the middle of the trunk assuming they're like 45mm at most

And the entry points don't look bigger than 45

[signal seal]

9mm, 45 acp, probably even 40 S&W can bounce off, unless +P+

[fickle sentinel]

I would like to know the backstory here, because that's alot of bullet holes

[sharp vale]

The majority of those bullets are most likely in the drunk

[mild crystal]

how do I say simanin

cimannon

[sharp vale]

Trunk

[pale locust]

simanin

[mild crystal]

Sinamon

[pale locust]

sininin

[mild crystal]

cinnaballs

[pale locust]

holesome

[mild crystal]

Cinnamon nuts

[sharp vale]

It's a Hyundai, European, gaudy ass wheels, most likely gang violence in some eastern country like turkey

[candid birch]

cinnabun

[signal seal]

Deagles are a godamn meme

[candid birch]

sin-a-bun

[signal seal]

literally no one on earth shoots a deagle unironically

[fickle sentinel]

Yes but nobody's running around shooting cars with deagles

[sharp vale]

Deagles are literally guns made for fun

Like bing said, no one in their right mind would actively shoot a deagle

[signal seal]

yeah Deagles are "fun" after you shoot it 15 times you'll be tired they're garbage

[sharp vale]

You'd be wrong

Some dumbasses in gangs probably got a deagle bc "hahaha big bullet in videogames" shot at something, and then was like "oh fuck this thing isn't even worth using."

[signal seal]

deagles also come in .357 magnum, 50 AE, and a few other large calibers

so yes they'd go through a windshield no problem but it's a shit gun

[sharp vale]

Reasons pistols are so deadly is because you can double tap, triple tap, hell if you're good you can unload a mag on someone with little effort

[signal seal]

have you tried double tapping yeet

[sharp vale]

Yes

A 9mm at a tree

[signal seal]

you were probably no where near the same spot

[sharp vale]

They can

[sharp vale]

Defo not

[fickle sentinel]

Pistols definitely can shoot through windshields, it depends on caliber and angle

[signal seal]

yeah i was just saying fun fact jeeze

that it's possible they can bounce off

[sharp vale]

Deagles are dummy unreliable to shoot

Shoot once you're gonna spend five seconds trying to readjust the aim

[pale locust]

A small rock bounced off my wind shield and I think it cracked

[sharp vale]

WHERE'S MY MEME

[signal seal]

tell that to Jerry Miculek

[pale locust]

Silence wench, I am at work and literally in the middle of moving

I added the reverb but still working on it, needs more reverb and loudness

[sharp vale]

Anyways, if someone shot through a trunk with a 9mm at a moving car, most likely most of those bullets didn't make it past the trunk or even penetrate the first row of seats

Kevlar stops bullets because it's a bunch of mesh woven together to act as a cushion/net

The interior of cars is covered by sound dampening that's basically the same rhing

[signal seal]

hand cannons

[sharp vale]

There's

No such thing as hand cannons irl

"but a giant revolver' yeah okay MAYVE

[fickle sentinel]

Depends on your definition of hand cannon

[signal seal]

500 S&W kinda feels like a hand cannon

[sharp vale]

Hand cannon is just a loose term for unreasonably large calibers for pistols

The deagle is essentially a "hand cannon"

But there's no actual hand cannon

The navy begs to differ

[candid birch]

I believe only one ship in commission currently uses cannons and that's because its a floating museum

closest most ships use to cannons are mounted turrets

[fickle sentinel]

Bigass AA guns that shoot a ridiculous amount of bullets a second

[candid birch]

CIWS aka R2D2 with a boner

[verbal beacon]

CIWS only 22mm

20 mm

But shoots very fast

Cannons are now GWS now (gun weapon systems)

[candid birch]

only a few hundred rounds a second no big 😛

[fickle sentinel]

Pearl harbor happened in like 1941, I doubt it's the same gun

[verbal beacon]

I take it you know alot about it? @candid birch ?

[candid birch]

I was in the navy so a little bit xD

[verbal beacon]

And an FC?

[candid birch]

ET

[verbal beacon]

LOL same start to life as an FC

[candid birch]

yep pretty much lol. an FC yourself im guessing?

[verbal beacon]

GM

[candid birch]

ah you "leased" them the ammo 😛

[verbal beacon]

lol correct

and had to help them fix it all the time

too many metal on metal parts moving around

[candid birch]

well yeah when you have a big ass belt whipping through there that fast dumb shit is bound to happen

because they can't fit a nuclear plant

[verbal beacon]

big facts

[candid birch]

...have you ever seen a sub up close? they are NOT tiny lol

[candid birch]

now whats funny is when they accidentally shoot things they shouldn't... like a seagull

poor thing didn't even know what hit it

[verbal beacon]

Mist

[candid birch]

yep. no chunks lol

yes as a matter of fact i have

lmfao nonono oh nooo its not

uhmmm no. 2 VERY different things. subs are actually bigger

ugh i wish i had gif powers right meow so i could post a meme

sadness

@verbal beacon and then there was the time I learned why you always stay outside the red ring of a nato launcher

[somber anvil]

throws slightly undercooked hamburguer at @candid birch

[candid birch]

🍔

how is loona?

[somber anvil]

Is your picture deathwing

[sharp vale]

If I have to put my hand near a hot ass catalytic converter one more time

[candid birch]

i have no idea. i just found it on guugal

[sharp vale]

I'm gonna REEE

[candid birch]

isn't that your job though?

[sharp vale]

I guess

[candid birch]

well i guess you need to make friends with it xD

[somber anvil]

Yeetus

[candid birch]

I am officially bored. entertain me

[somber anvil]

Are you not ENTERTAINED!?

[candid birch]

umm... no?

[somber anvil]

@candid birch https://youtu.be/Ld5NY3L5iao

Watch

[signal seal]

imagine not having that right in the engine bay

[candid birch]

thats a lot of games

[somber anvil]

Enjoyable watch

[candid birch]

I found a video of people upgrading different handhelds. a gamegear, ps vita, and gba

makes me realize how many leaps ahead the steamdeck really is

[sharp vale]

My challenger has at the bottom bc v8 tingz

[candid birch]

[verbal beacon]

lol

[shell goblet]

Laissez faire, get a cat delete

[sharp vale]

No

[mild crystal]

[lament egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/877663411067047987/968579133166723152/FDF82A93-3A18-439A-9121-32DF28DBE372.gif

[signal seal]

Yoooo this Pikachu!

not terrible. helps if you live in a city

the pvp is brainless and good to do when you're really bored

[exotic leaf]

and I am finished with my finals :)

[signal seal]

did you win Lew?

[exotic leaf]

I passed them so thats a big W

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/weekend-party-champagne-gif-18280013

[exotic leaf]

NO LAWS WHEN YOURE DRINKING CLAWS

My first exam was paper based so i wont know my actual grade for a few days but my other exam that i just finished was online so i was able to view my grade once i turned the exam in :)

[signal iris]

:D

[signal seal]

photopea just guilt tripped me for using an adblocker

and tbh that's fair they're website is basically free photoshop

[spice fern]

Simply dont get tripped?

[mild crystal]

gonna buy elden ring

hope its worth it

[signal seal]

it is

[hollow marten]

Its goty easily

[sick wyvern]

Very annoyed I missed out on a steal for a resin 3d printer. One that usually goes for $200 was being sold for $80. Went to look at the listing and it’s gone.

[vital magnet]

Why can't you play games on different ssds in your pc

[sick wyvern]

You can. I have two drives with games

[unkempt plinth]

pikalibre!

[fickle sentinel]

You can?

[vital magnet]

I have mhr on my intel nvme but it wont let me play

it has all my mods an everything

[fickle sentinel]

Then you did something wrong

People use multiple drives all the time

[vital magnet]

It made me install to main drive

[fickle sentinel]

It probably defaults to that but you can change your install location when you install it

https://www.alphr.com/change-game-download-location-steam/

[vital magnet]

I want to play mhr on my 3rd ssd slot that doesnt help lmao

[fickle sentinel]

How does that not help

[vital magnet]

Not trying to download it

[fickle sentinel]

https://help.steampowered.com/en/faqs/view/4578-18A7-C819-8620#:~:text=Launch Steam and go to,folder with your installed games.

[vital magnet]

I dont think you understand my problem

[mild crystal]

i just defeated moonlord solo by myself for the first time and i did it in 1:46 min

[hardy mesa]

is it really only fucking wednesday???

[signal seal]

It's Thursday

[woeful crag]

Now calamity

[mild crystal]

yes

[woeful crag]

Have you tried it?

[bitter heath]

no

[hardy mesa]

eww oce

salty like the an

[sharp vale]

THEY CALL ME MISTER WORLDWIDE

Damn I really should play Pokemon Go since I drive all the time for work

Thanks bing

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/879520244891263036.png?size=48

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-xd-gif-25076264

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

THROW IT BACK

https://tenor.com/view/basketball-buckets-swish-balling-gif-12118829

[languid bay]

No content again

[lament egret]

DEVOIDER

do you have valkyr prime parts

[languid bay]

I don't have any spare parts

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

I do

Too many

Valkyrie my main

Why tf I say Valkyrie

Valkyr***

[lament egret]

are they the prime parts or the uh normal valkyr parts

[sharp vale]

Been my main since 5 years ago

[sharp vale]

Prime, obviously emikoe

[lament egret]

real

[sharp vale]

Only issue is that my account is on Xbox and well, you know

God cernos prime was such a let down

[lament egret]

xbox

[sharp vale]

It's effectively like a shotgun

Gotta land all those shots for it to mean anything

[sharp vale]

I know emikoe
I know

[bitter heath]

🤓 the xbox controller is inferior to the symmetrical perfection of the ps4 controller

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/please-stop-nerd-please-stop-boiling-nerd-please-nerd-emoji-nerd-emoji-stop-boiling-pls-stop-nerd-gif-25254064

[sharp vale]

I need to get on my Xbox Warframe account again to flex on you broke bozos

I've been mr17 SINCE 2014 BRO

SINCE 2014 BROOOOO

haven't played in a MINUTE

Also need to do the rest of my MR tests

[signal seal]

being rich in warframe is like owning a really valuable NFT

[sharp vale]

Basically

[exotic leaf]

but it’s fun

[bitter heath]

I cant take any more if it

[void slate]

You know what else is fun? Off topic chat

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

Why the tears

[void slate]

[trail sable]

Time to eat gas station sushi and get food poisoning

[signal seal]

i'm kinda done with bad sushi

gives me the creeps never used to

[sharp vale]

WORMS

Nobody saw that.

NOBODY SAW THAT

[signal seal]

yeah worms but also, a lot of the fish is dyed

and a lot of the fish isn't what they say it is

[sharp vale]

Mainly worms

[signal seal]

no, bad fish is nasty still

[sharp vale]

Not worse than worms

[signal seal]

well no kidding but i mean all sushi doesn't have worms

[sharp vale]

I'd rather it taste bad then get worms

[signal seal]

but all grocery store sushi esp the nigiri is low quality

i'd rather not both

[sharp vale]

Eating sushi anywhere is already a pretty high chance that you're gonna get worms

[signal seal]

that's horseradish

[sharp vale]

It doesn't matter if you're paying 100$ for the best delicacy

You still have high chance of worms

Or a higher chance

You can't really sanitize fish

Or the parasites that burrow within

Anything above a .1% chance of getting worms is already a high chance

[void slate]

@sharp vale How r u

[sharp vale]

Got worms

||I don't have worms||

[signal seal]

also any sushi that's flash frozen will not have parasites

0 percent chance

[sharp vale]

But that kills the quality

[void slate]

My mom was in hospital yesterday because of blood pressure.

[signal seal]

i'm sure you don't notice most sushi is actually flash frozen

[sharp vale]

No, bc whenever I get sushi the fish is cut right then and there

[signal seal]

yeah the fish might have been

[sharp vale]

I'm not a big fan of sushi regardless. I probably have it once a year or once every two years.

[void slate]

The fish was frozen yes

[signal seal]

Frozen fish is used in the USA

[sharp vale]

Hell I've had sushi a Grand Total of three times in my life and that's not cap

[void slate]

I love sushi

[signal seal]

I spent 150 euro on sushi with my mom in Spain in 1 sitting

i love sushi

[sharp vale]

Sushi is aight

I don't get the hype

[signal seal]

well, good sushi is good, bad sushi is disgusting

[sharp vale]

I like the sushi that uses salmon and wasabi tho

[sharp vale]

My favorite

[signal seal]

bad pizza can be good

[sharp vale]

Good pizza can be bad

[void slate]

No

[signal seal]

yeah but good sushi can't be bad

[sharp vale]

If it's made with good ingredients but the flavor ain't there it'll flop as pizza tbf

[void slate]

What kind of 1984 language do you use, bad thing is bad and good thing is good

[sharp vale]

I hate thin crust pizza with good ass ingredients that tastes like nothing went on it

Bc you can buy some good pizza in terms of quality

But it won't necessarily taste great

[signal seal]

get mararita, the olive oil base is good with the tomatos and basil

tons of flavor

[sharp vale]

Bing knows what I'm talking about

You can buy good pizza, but even bad pizza will have better flavor

You know what I'm sayin bing

[signal seal]

feta, black olives, pepperoni, and sausage is another good one

well yeah papa johns is dog shit but it's good

[sharp vale]

I love jalapenos on my meat pizzas

[signal seal]

ok hear me out

[sharp vale]

Jalapenos with pineapple and pepperoni

[signal seal]

Nachos, but with black beans, jalapenos, shredded chicken, black beans, and cheese

[sharp vale]

Banger combination

[sharp vale]

I've had that

Shredded chicken slaps with beans

[signal seal]

yeah it's S tier

[sharp vale]

The cheese is just extra

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

I love shredded chicken with my bean burritos and white rice with a bit of hot sauce

[void slate]

Did you read about my mom

[sharp vale]

Goddamn bing, now I want some freebirds

[exotic leaf]

me too

[signal seal]

i made myself hungry

[void slate]

Lewsh :(

[sharp vale]

Made both of us hungry

Pay for our food bing

[void slate]

Hangry

[signal seal]

mmmm no

[sharp vale]

Sad

[void slate]

🌳 🍎

[sharp vale]

Treeaple

Trapple

https://tenor.com/view/apple-gif-21821181

LEAN APPLE

I LOVE LEAN

I LOVE APPLES

[void slate]

Sad in polish means orchard

[pale locust]

Orchard

[exotic leaf]

what???? no what happened

[pale locust]

Was in hospital because of blood pressure

Hopefully was fine

[void slate]

Yeah

She had low pressure earlier and doctor said she shouldn't take some medicine. Now she had too high pressure and she has to take those pills she had removed again.

[desert pilot]

im sorry to hear that peter

[void slate]

Now I have a headache

[pale locust]

Have you had water

[void slate]

Not enough

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-terraria-terraria-mod-cog-cog-jumpscare-gif-22959627

[warped aspen]

oiseaux

[mental oyster]

Anyone wanna do some duels in elden cringe

[pale locust]

2cringe4me

[fickle sentinel]

Watching eternals rn, this movie kinda ass ngl

[teal temple]

papa johns pizza is goated

idk why but domino's the next day tastes like shit, little ceasars goes bad 7 hours after a purchase (unless you own an air fryer), pizza hut just sucks ass now

[fickle sentinel]

Little ceasers is ass the minute you buy it

[teal temple]

nah, the quality of it has gone up drastically

[fickle sentinel]

Pizza hut and dominos is goated, papa johns is ass

[teal temple]

it's like comparing Mcdonalds to burger king now, one is just 10x better than the other now

[desert pilot]

its such a bad movie

[fickle sentinel]

I might turn it off

[desert pilot]

good idea

i went to see it in theaters one of my worst movie experiences ever

[sacred oasis]

movie is straight garbage

[fickle sentinel]

Been like an hour and there's been just about 0 actual development

[desert pilot]

i wish i could take back the time i wasted watching eternals

[mental oyster]

Good shit or bad?

[teal temple]

not good, even after warming it up

[sacred oasis]

fr

[mental oyster]

Wait is Burger King better or McDonald’s? Lol

[teal temple]

mcdonalds now since they pay a livable wage and don't have things out of stock 24/7 whenever anybody tries to order something

[desert pilot]

at least i got the tickets for free so i didn't waste money on them

[mental oyster]

U think their food is really cheap price wise?

[mental oyster]

Disney

[sacred oasis]

how did u do that potassium?

[desert pilot]

i have my ways

[teal temple]

i'd say if i was on a budget and wanted to treat myself i'd rather eat at mcdonalds vs bk, bk just way more expensive now

[sacred oasis]

well good call

imagine wasted time and wasted money on eternals

[fickle sentinel]

Yeah I'm turning this off

[desert pilot]

good call

[sacred oasis]

brock can i tell u the end credits

[fickle sentinel]

I don't even care enough to know

Never did I think a superhero movie could be so boring

[sacred oasis]

its pretty much only that one

[desert pilot]

i never cared for superhero movies tbh

[teal temple]

you guys seen the tweets on twitter where bungie is clapping back at people?

[desert pilot]

i'd rather read comics

[fickle sentinel]

I usually really like marvel movies, they're simple fun

[teal temple]

"you are a toaster" 💀, some of the other comebacks are pretty good too ngl

[sacred oasis]

potassium are comics still being produced to this day?

[desert pilot]

of course

why wouldn't they be

[sacred oasis]

since everything is digital now im surprised

[desert pilot]

yeah they still print comics

[sacred oasis]

and, you think modern comics wouldn’t be as good as they were back then

thats with anything tho

[teal temple]

💀 I'm dead my dudes

[fickle sentinel]

I never really got super into comics, the timelines and like multiverse shit is confusing

[desert pilot]

we are way past the comic golden age

[teal temple]

this reply isn't officially by bungie but nonetheless it's pretty funny

[desert pilot]

i read comics digitally but i get physical copies of my favourite comics

[sacred oasis]

thats true, which is sad because in theory eventually they will run out of comic material to make movies of

cuz i dont see them using modern comic material

[desert pilot]

theres still plenty of comic content left to make into movies

[sacred oasis]

did u watch moon knight yet?

[desert pilot]

i dont like marvel that much but they have so much content left not turned into movies

[fickle sentinel]

It'll be a very long time before the movies catch up to the comics

[desert pilot]

i did

[sacred oasis]

ah i see

is it worth watching? still debating

[desert pilot]

i liked it

[fickle sentinel]

It was good

Oscar Isaac was great

[sacred oasis]

alright good looks i’ll watch it tonight

[fickle sentinel]

Ending was kind of abrupt but it wasn't bad

[sacred oasis]

wish there was something similar to Loki, that show was great imo

[desert pilot]

i've always preferred DC but i like some marvel stuff

[fickle sentinel]

DCs movie track record has been pretty lackluster until very recently

[sacred oasis]

what dc movie is next?

[desert pilot]

idc about DC movies

[fickle sentinel]

Aquaman I think

The one with the bitch lady

[sacred oasis]

oh fr potassium?

except batman of course

[desert pilot]

yeah the batman was great

[sacred oasis]

fr fuck her, shes crazy af

[desert pilot]

but i've never really liked comic book movies

comics are better for me

[fickle sentinel]

They're fun, they don't often live up to the comics obviously but they're a good way to spend a couple hours

[sacred oasis]

i use to watch videos on batman comics

[fickle sentinel]

I want to read green lantern

[sacred oasis]

my favourite one was on The Killing Joke

[sacred oasis]

whys that

[dusky hedge]

my role was reset from red to yellow again, is there another bot update that we need to relog for?

[desert pilot]

the killing joke is incredible

[fickle sentinel]

It seems cool

[desert pilot]

one of the best batman comics

[teal temple]

changes every season, you need to re register if you've done the proper amount of steps to become a red name. #858040368523902976 if you need to re-register

[desert pilot]

i have the digital copy of the killing joke

[dusky hedge]

ok, thanks

[sacred oasis]

I should try finding the digital copies of killing joke and actually read them

[dusky hedge]

so i have to re-earn my red name every season?

or is it retroactive?

[sacred oasis]

every raid release bro

[dusky hedge]

dang

[teal temple]

just when a new raid releases, sometimes seasons include raids. i may have worded that poorly on my end

[sacred oasis]

this is off topic please go to #💬destiny-chat

[desert pilot]

you absolutely should

[fickle sentinel]

What's the best way to read comics on mobile

[sacred oasis]

let me see if I can find it on itunes lol, since im on my phone rn

[dusky hedge]

i thought it was more off topic since it was about the discord server, but fair enough

[sacred oasis]

definitely through google/browser app and find a safe site

[teal temple]

same, it isn't related at all to dood stiny. Just discussing roles

[sacred oasis]

or be lazy like me and just buy them off itunes

yup killing joke is on itunes

[desert pilot]

btw about killing joke just read the comic dont bother with the animated movie

the movie is awful

[hollow marten]

Real

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/919919530183114824/971239533939150888/IMG_8875.gif

[void slate]

Floppa 💾

[teal temple]

is this you after work

[lament egret]

yes!!

its me rn

[wind axle]

me when I play for honor (I fucking suck)

[hard spindle]

OMG LIKE FAMOUS MOD CADINCE 😱

Someone should ping him to tell him his name sounds like candice. I'm sure he doesn't know yet

[wind axle]

real

[bitter heath]

I love weird obscure Australian indie rock bands

[desert pilot]

schizo rock

[bitter heath]

I want some bong bong grape

[mild crystal]

these r not that gud

[queen osprey]

lol

asians love to put little fruity bits inside their soft drinks

i dont get it

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/vaporeon-gif-22976667

[bitter heath]

Crushed my hopes and dreams

[mild crystal]

yes we do and its either supaaaa good or disgusting

[queen osprey]

im on the fence about it

ive had this aloe vera drink before with jelly

[bitter heath]

Weren't people talking about those garlic drinks earlier

[queen osprey]

its kinda.... whatever

[bitter heath]

I never got into the aloe Vera drinks

[queen osprey]

in high school. they were all the rage

[bitter heath]

Have friends that drink it like it's the only thing they have to live

[queen osprey]

sounds about right

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-is-that-confused-gif-14675917

[exotic summit]

has anyone had the isssue where steam library shows up blank?

[bitter heath]

as in nothing is there?

[exotic summit]

yes it just blank

[exotic summit]

every other tab works but library

[bitter heath]

have you tried doing a restart of steam by fully closing it with task manager?

and if that doesnt work, restart your computer obviously

and if neither of those work, go into settings and click that clear download cache button

that sometimes fixes problems with games and the library

[exotic summit]

did all that

i deleted the metro skin and now it works

idk if maybe i downloaded an old version of it

was there a update today?

[void slate]

I feel like shit

[thin creek]

🥳 Hey its my Birthday today!🎂

[void slate]

Emenems would like to wish you happy birthday and new year

[thin creek]

Thaankyou!

[silver sail]

any oce people wanna play some 5 man flex q just bronze

[teal temple]

me eyeballing my gpu after i get slightly hungry (my freind is hungry too)

[void slate]

🍔

[candid birch]

[quick hearth]

[teal temple]

[candid birch]

cat arrival gang

sup homies?

[bitter heath]

no

[candid birch]

no?

[bitter heath]

no.

[candid birch]

too bad im gonna anyway

because I'm an adult

[exotic leaf]

it’s amazing for your skin

[bitter heath]

my skin isnt something I'm too worried about

if it had amazing bone healing powers, I'd drink it

[exotic leaf]

aloe vera in general is a 10/10 for me

[candid birch]

@exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

@candid birch

[bitter heath]

how is chat tonight / this morning

[candid birch]

im trying to decide if i should do fomofest on destisnoosnoo

[bitter heath]

I'm not going to touch it til last minute

[candid birch]

why last minute?

[bitter heath]

because it is

[candid birch]

yeah true true. i kinda just wanna get it done so i get my loot and be done with it. I hate when a game makes me feel like I'm just punching my time card. kinda having that issue with warframe right meow

[exotic leaf]

i’m okay:) gonna go back to sleep cause i can

i hope you’re having a great day karma

[bitter heath]

I am not

[candid birch]

night loo

[bitter heath]

my right knee popped out of place as I was coming back from work

and have a good sleep

[candid birch]

oof. thats never fun

[void slate]

@exotic leaf Sleep tight

[exotic leaf]

it’s 8am lmao i’ll see you all at noon

[candid birch]

anyone else here feel like too many games are like punching your time card?

[void slate]

😔

[bitter heath]

well, the one I'm on now is about to literally be pointless for me to play for an entire month

[candid birch]

which?

[bitter heath]

200 is the cap for the season levels and stuff to get

I've played too much fortnite

[candid birch]

fortnite ew

but you do you

i just made a rhyme in time. guess I'm a poet and didn't even know it

[candid birch]

[bitter heath]

then I reckon on the 10th when the new apex season drops I'll play that for a bit

then I'm lost without purpose for however long til I find something new once that gets boring

[candid birch]

go pick a good story game to replay through. maybe mass effect or something

[north saddle]

@here @everyone stacked lobby

[high wasp]

tasso confirm that you are also a pirate legend??

[north saddle]

Can confirm that im also fully maxed

[bitter heath]

perhaps, this is the list of games I've been looking at getting all the achievements for so I might do one of these

[candid birch]

lemme know when you plan to do the borderlands games. thats kinda my jam. that and i can help power level you

[bitter heath]

oh I've already got maxed characters on them, just havent done the achievements

[north saddle]

I have best games

[bitter heath]

I could install origins and grind that out maybe

or hat in time for the banger soundtrack

[granite umbra]

hat in time more like fat

🤣

[candid birch]

never played it. its been sitting in my library for a minute. I just haven't touched it

[unkempt plinth]

0/10, no skyrim

[short mortar]

anyone from us est wanna be friends.. looking for like minded ppl that want to have a solid / consistent team to GM/RAID/ and hang awkwardly in vc with... dm me

[candid birch]

#559101450932846603

[void slate]

@candid birch we love u

You are very good video game player

[candid birch]

just as you said that I got the next mastery rank in warframe lol

@void slate do you have a PS4?

[void slate]

Nuh-uh

[candid birch]

poo. because then you could play warframe with me

I wanna switch it to PC but they haven't come out with cross save yet. they're working on it... but not yet

[void slate]

I did play a bit of Warframe on pc

[candid birch]

I would much rather have my file on PC. it starts chugging along on PS4 quite a bit

[void slate]

Did you hear about gta online console switch

You can transfer to ps5 but you character on ps4 will be gone

[candid birch]

no i did not

wtf

that's dumb

[void slate]

Ppl are raging about it if your friends haven't upgraded you can't play with them anymore

[candid birch]

yeah thats pretty dumb. then again sony has been under scrutiny for a while now over crossplay shenanigans

[void slate]

Bungo had to be bought by Sony to display PS logo instead of gamepad

[candid birch]

yeah im still wondering if thats actually going to do anything. kinda curious to see if bungo will leverage the deal or not

[void slate]

I'm not sure about this franchise expansion

[candid birch]

its not so much that as much as loosening technical limitations. no other game I can think of vaults content the same way deadstiny does. idc what bungo says, its because they don't have enough servers to store game data

[void slate]

It's similar to Activision deal that they have creative freedom

[candid birch]

that's what I mean by leveraging. if bungo can get sony to help alleviate some of the technical burden it would make for a better experience overall

[candid birch]

creativity has nothing to do with it. if you don't have enough servers to run your shit then yeah you're going to have to remove some of it every so often xD

[void slate]

Servers are thick

[candid birch]

not thiccc enough if they can't support more than a few raids at a time 😛

[hardy mesa]

how to hide recent activity

[candid birch]

a tarp 😛

[hardy mesa]

on steam

[candid birch]

do you mean the shelf?

[hardy mesa]

ok i figured it out

[void slate]

Who owns Warframe

[hardy mesa]

it's free

[void slate]

I found @vital roost's family video https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/uiw7tj/_/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[vital roost]

yeah pretty much

[unkempt plinth]

Quality shitposting, very cute

[north saddle]

@here @everyone help

[candid birch]

well you're screwed xD

[void slate]

Jump!

[viral citrus]

hello off-topic

[candid birch]

how are you?

[viral citrus]

Im good 😃

What about you gamer

[candid birch]

im doing ok. going to take my mom out to lunch in a little bit as an early mother's day thingy

that way I'm not scrambling for a reservation somewhere

also am doing a little bit of warframe theory crafting

[candid fern]

can someone help me with my algebra if so dm me i have a test in 1 hour lol

[exotic leaf]

use chegg or mathway.com

[void slate]

Cats 😡 🐱

[candid fern]

i can't

[exotic leaf]

excuse you

[exotic leaf]

@glossy vault

[somber anvil]

Ur excused

[exotic leaf]

hi lewna

[somber anvil]

Hello sweetheart

[sharp vale]

What's up bozos

[granite umbra]

a

[twin ruin]

I’m gay

[hardy mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB7bT5UeXTk

[vital magnet]

Is it OK to run 2 out of Box Cooler master 8 pin pcie from the psu to gpu and one after market 8 pin pcie from the psu to gpu?

[candid birch]

Brazilian steakhouses are dangerous. I'm so damn full

[candid birch]

IM SO FULL

[high wasp]

do they want tomato as a fruit or as a vegetable??

[pale locust]

I say fruit

[void slate]

🍓

[high wasp]

its a fruit but they marked it wrong i had to say vegetable

[shell goblet]

I think that Garlic being a fruit is more of a crime

[void slate]

Lewsh @exotic leaf are you there

[exotic leaf]

yes

[void slate]

I heard of tomato being a fruit, carrot being a fruit, but not garlic

[void slate]

Let me introduce you to your future husband

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

No

[long tundra]

That's the before picture, he had to move them out of that column

[exotic leaf]

that shirt is a crime

[void slate]

what about his nose

[exotic leaf]

Vans are good shoes

[exotic leaf]

tree trunk neck

[long tundra]

I think of garlic as more of an herb, but that's obv not correct

[void slate]

People seem to agree

[exotic leaf]

yes it is

[exotic leaf]

if they weren’t so loose in him it would look better

[void slate]

I have no idea why would anyone call garlic a fruit, unless it's for legal reasons

[mild crystal]

Dan Ric? Guy is just the cardboard cut out of 'jock' in F1, another bloke come from a filthy rich family

[void slate]

His manic grin has to be featured in all F1 coverage at all times, he should switch teams and work in the marketing department lol

[mild crystal]

Sick of seeing his head in my home city, because he grew up here for a while

Daniel Ricciardo's dad was founder of GR Engineering Services(company that is publicly listed) and director of Mineral Resources(Earth moving company).

[mild crystal]

F1 cars aren't fully electric because they are still in the 'hybrid era'. Engine regulations only change once in decade or so, as the sport moves into different 'eras'.

The last engine rule change was in 2014 when the sport moved from naturally aspirated V8 engines to turbocharged V6 hybrid engines.

Still a pointless environmental compromising sport

[void slate]

don't put chocolate on the bed!!!

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

it's going to make stains!!

[urban plover]

Im watching the trial right now and she is the worst actor on the face of the earth

[void slate]

Bussy you're cute when you laugh

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

Now that's creepy

[mild crystal]

🛏️

[void slate]

a green bar of soap on a shelf

[mild crystal]

🛌

[signal seal]

@sharp vale imagine having a 6000cc engine

[lucid sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/971577221145841696.webp?size=4096&quality=lossless

[signal seal]

Howdy Rev

[lucid sigil]

hewo

am in comfy mood

[somber anvil]

@lucid sigil hewo

[lucid sigil]

hewo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/971577222139879474.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

[somber anvil]

NO NITRO TIME TO FIX

[sacred oasis]

Luna

that is the 3rd time….

[somber anvil]

so

[sacred oasis]

just make sure ur treating urself too

[somber anvil]

i bought a gpu recently dw

[sacred oasis]

oki

[somber anvil]

and im gonna giveaway 800 when season is over

[mild crystal]

[sacred oasis]

huh

[sharp vale]

Imagine having a wrecked 6.4 engine

[sacred oasis]

???

[sharp vale]

Poor challengers

[somber anvil]

check my discord profile mario

[sharp vale]

Owners couldn't handle the 6.4

[sacred oasis]

oh that?

[hollow marten]

Yah

[somber anvil]

hi repter

[sacred oasis]

bruh Luna

[hollow marten]

Hii luna hru

[somber anvil]

good mood

wbu

[hollow marten]

I'm good

[void slate]

What's that

[somber anvil]

POG!

[mild crystal]

🛌

[sharp vale]

A strut/loaded strut

[void slate]

@exotic leaf