#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

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smoky matrix
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use kraber or perish

desert pilot
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but it feels so good to hit a ricochet headshot with it

sharp vale
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IF YOU CAN WAIT TIL I GET HOOOOOOME
THEN I PROMISE YOU
THAT WE CAN MAKE IT LAST

desert pilot
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with wingman elite

sharp vale
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LA LA LA

sick wyvern
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i used to run stim and softball

hollow marten
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people who are good with kraber are honestly scary

desert pilot
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i used to be good with kraber

somber anvil
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@smoky matrix hihihi! ily

sharp vale
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AND EVERYONE IS SINGING
LA
LA LA LA, LA LA LA

desert pilot
smoky matrix
sick wyvern
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lstar was slept on. id rain shots non stop. there would be a wall of lstar rounds

smoky matrix
sick wyvern
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i loved stimming then zooming by someone and sticking them in the face with the saltball

sharp vale
desert pilot
sick wyvern
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ye i used that for a while too

smoky matrix
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good epg players are also terrifying

sick wyvern
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satisfying to get airshots

sharp vale
smoky matrix
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I can't lead a projectile as slow as epg

desert pilot
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bro i used to stim around the map merking everyone with my epg lol

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so fun

sick wyvern
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yep

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run around the map "ohi" BOOM

desert pilot
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they dont even see me coming

sick wyvern
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GOTTA GO FAST

desert pilot
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im an epg creature

smoky matrix
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all I know is grapple kraber

sharp vale
unkempt plinth
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pfft, amateurs, melee only

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specifically A-wall melee only

desert pilot
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cringe

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a-wall is mega cringe

smoky matrix
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if you a wall I will execute you

desert pilot
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if you use a-wall and spitfire you dont deserve human rights

unkempt plinth
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you have no place to stand grapple kraber user smh

unkempt plinth
desert pilot
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i was making an example

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how would you even melee with a-wall

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wait for the enemy to come to you?

bitter heath
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oh hello lemur, how've you been

unkempt plinth
desert pilot
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what does a-wall have to do with this then

unkempt plinth
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it’s not a movement or sneak… whatever it’s called, i forgor

desert pilot
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what about holo

unkempt plinth
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still can provide help with closing the gap in a way

thin kelp
unkempt plinth
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how tf is a barrier going to help you get closer?

desert pilot
desert pilot
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why are you trying to play this game in the hardest way possible

unkempt plinth
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because it’s a memey thing

desert pilot
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but is it fun

unkempt plinth
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ik, I usually play stim/grapple with whatever but sometimes just fucking around is fun

desert pilot
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yeah i guess so

odd harbor
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Any computer nerds in the chat

exotic leaf
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lurking i’m sure

odd harbor
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Hey nice, so all of a sudden this morning my laptop slowed down massively. And any sounds from the speakers (windows system sounds too) are very weirdly low pitched and buzzy

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Any idea what this could be? A couple friends said it might be my hard drive is failing, but not sure

mild crystal
odd harbor
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Weirdly nothing

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Neither CPU, GPU, memory, or any of the columns' usage are spiking

mild crystal
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how old is the laptop?

odd harbor
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Two years old

mild crystal
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have you updated the sound drivers recently?

odd harbor
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Sfc scannow detected corrupted files, but it couldnt fix all of them. I tried doing a DISM and it completely froze. CHKDSK took a while but it seemed to have succeeded

odd harbor
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Drivers and BIOS should be up to date

mild crystal
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I would contact the manufacturer for sure, they know more about their hardware then me

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laptops are kinda hard to debug cuz all the hardware is soldered together, so if one thing fails it can lead to other failures

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good luck tho

odd harbor
bitter heath
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yo guys what do I set my defecate keybind to

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teal temple
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f

fickle sentinel
bitter heath
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TRUE

void slate
hasty stag
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@mild crystal all I'm saying is there is a reason ur not on my friends list

bitter heath
hollow marten
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sheeeeesh

thin kelp
mild crystal
thin kelp
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or run around with a kraber

hollow marten
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car

granite umbra
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far

fickle sentinel
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chat I am almost level 100 in elden ring

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why is this game so good

candid birch
thin kelp
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like bad rats

candid birch
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If it was your drive you would be having some different issues

fickle sentinel
candid birch
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🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘 🤘

hollow marten
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Try not to headbang challenge level expert

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@fickle sentinel so what kinda build you doing

fickle sentinel
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A cheesy one

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It's my first souls game

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what im using rn

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hollow marten
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I see

fickle sentinel
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I also have a rivers of blood in my back pocket

hollow marten
fickle sentinel
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I wanna do like greatswords next time

odd harbor
bitter heath
teal temple
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dude no fucking way they're talking about overturning roe vs wayde

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what the actual fuck is wrong with america right now

fickle sentinel
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Identity politics

teal temple
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i'm tired of it man, i fucking hate it here. I hate having rights debated about being taken literally every other week

queen osprey
bitter heath
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I forgot david tennant did some voice acting in this game

velvet dew
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howdy fellas anybody here know how to fix the search bar on windows

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i had a driver issue but cant search device manager because of this

queen osprey
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you cant look up device manager?

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right click start menu, should be able to click device manager

mild crystal
granite umbra
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arrival

desert pilot
teal temple
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dude how the fuck did i end up watching a video of a kamado dragon eat a deer alive, youtube rabbit holes are wild shit

desert pilot
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what kinda rabbit hole did you go down damn

teal temple
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dude it was fucking pregnant, i just watched it pull out the baby and swallow it hole

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holy shit it's still alive too

mild crystal
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man

desert pilot
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what in the god damn

mild crystal
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Gross

teal temple
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this video is so fucking brutal

mild crystal
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stop talking about it

desert pilot
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how is that allowed on youtube

bitter heath
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educational

teal temple
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i came from r/natureismetal

bitter heath
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probably?

desert pilot
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thats a bit of a stretch dont you think

teal temple
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it's fascinating horror, i forget how strong kamado dragons are

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what lock screen do y'all have on your pc? this is mine

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desert pilot
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i dont have access to my pc atm otherwise i would share

queen osprey
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imagine having a lock screen

granite umbra
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just hit ar58

zealous gulch
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just found out saint-14 and osiris are gay, for each other on top of that

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has to be the filthiest thing Ive seen Bungie do in a while

teal temple
desert pilot
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no no thats exactly what he means

teal temple
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Oh, actual homophobia

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That's a yikes from me

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@trail citrus how r u doing homie

trail citrus
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uh im being okay at siege rn

unknown.png
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okay

teal temple
desert pilot
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homophobia in chat supershock

hardy mesa
teal temple
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it was used during the beta of the game, it's also in the game but it serves as a lore entry similar to d 2 when you pick up any in game lore entries

void slate
desert pilot
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why does it bother you so much

teal temple
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cringe

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@trail citrus man's unironically homophobic

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don't care homie

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literally nobody asked

desert pilot
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if gay couples aren't allowed then straight couples shouldn't either

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its only fair

teal temple
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don't engage with arguments in bad faith please, they're a troll looking for a reactiong

candid birch
trail citrus
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this dude

desert pilot
teal temple
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it's all good, just let them be angry at nobody. They will get banned by mods eventually

zealous gulch
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collectively speaking to a group with the collective IQ of a potato

desert pilot
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anyways i got 2 squares filled from that dude

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teal temple
zealous gulch
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oooh, that made me shudder

teal temple
trail citrus
zealous gulch
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the sheer comeback quality of a pre-school argument

thick orbit
desert pilot
candid birch
teal temple
thick orbit
trail citrus
thick orbit
trail citrus
desert pilot
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does this count as wholesome chat

trail citrus
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(its going okay, my friend is forcing me to play it)

desert pilot
teal temple
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this cat is having the time of it's life

trail citrus
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personally id rather be playing modded minecraft but here we are

desert pilot
hardy mesa
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keanu chungus wholesome 100

desert pilot
hardy mesa
trail citrus
hardy mesa
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ok ig

candid birch
desert pilot
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how does that work

candid birch
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Combat like slay the spire, but instead of cards its peggle. Lots of fun

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Also debating on getting up or trying to fall back to sleep. It's about 5:30am here

desert pilot
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do it whats the worst that could happen

trail citrus
candid birch
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welp looks like I wasn't able to get back to sleep

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so for any computer nerds like me out there (since i can't link the story because I have no rights here) apparently a new world record has been set for DDR5 overclocking at 10GHz!!!

desert pilot
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thats insane

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how is that even possible

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is ddr5 really that fast

candid birch
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the very short answer is no, not at room temperature

desert pilot
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figures

queen osprey
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ddr5 is dog shit unreliable trash

candid birch
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wow. the shade

queen osprey
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true or not true

candid birch
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its an emerging tech so of course its going to be buggy and expensive. DDR4 was the same way when it first came out. DDR5 actually has some really novel things about it

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ex: external power management. could really do some cool shit with that

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does it suck right now? yes its not worth. currently its very expensive for not that much performance uplift. but the standard is brand spanking new so give it a little time

queen osprey
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kek

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i build pcs at work

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and constantly get orders from clients accepting lower clock speeds than advertised just for the stability

candid birch
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oof. that sucks. probably because cpus don't know what to do with it

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not just power delivery, but the way data is delivered, is also very different

queen osprey
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ye, constantly getting orders like a 12900kf paired with a 3060

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dumb builds like that

candid birch
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...dafuq? why? why would you need that?

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just... why?

queen osprey
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mostly just soccer mums not knowing how to build

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and picking out parts their kid might recommend

candid birch
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ok yeah that makes sense xD

queen osprey
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or maybe thats just cope

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and theyre saving for the 40xx

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who knows

candid birch
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I don't think 40xx is going to sell that well. chip shortage is probably going to keep them in the data center for a while before they reach consumers

void slate
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it takes just one s to turn hitman into shitman

queen osprey
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yeah

candid birch
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lol wussup peter?

queen osprey
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when the 3090ti hit our store

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we immediately had 3 orders

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what a fucked card

void slate
obsidian shoal
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one day ill upgrade my 1070 COPIUM

candid birch
void slate
queen osprey
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i have a fully white build planned

candid birch
# queen osprey what a fucked card

well yeah probably because its the first time people could actually get a card. shit im lucky i got my 3090 when i did, but it was the only thing available and it cost way over msrp

candid birch
queen osprey
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its fine

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i get a 20-30% discount on most parts

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something ridiculous like that

candid birch
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am jelly >.<

queen osprey
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the only issue is that corsair dont make a white waterblock

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so ill have to settle for an ek probably

candid birch
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usually when you spend their prices you get pretty much the same product anyway so you're not exactly at a loss there

queen osprey
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we had a wild build last week, 4 10tb nas drives and they didnt want a raid setup

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looked cool, 4 drives stacked but damnm that shit loud

candid birch
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why would you get 4 drives and not want to raid them?

queen osprey
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many questions, no answers

void slate
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Many, many

void slate
mental flare
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i don't think i've heard anyone say vro since X died

queen osprey
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no i dont think so

high wasp
winter magnet
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My acc just sent out a huge barrage of nitro scams please dont ban me tho I have already changed my pass and seemingly fixed it

pure thicket
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Nice bro what's your new password like?

twin skiff
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Are their any muslims in this chat? I know it was recently a celebration or something?

smoky matrix
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Not Muslim but Ramadan ended a couple days ago

surreal talon
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There's a dude in here sending out random phising links @alex㋡#1233 is his discord

twin skiff
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You know never really thought anything about religious books and stuff, but started reading this english Qu'ran someone gave me, and mate it's an amazing book, nothing I've ever read from before, it seems confusing at first, but then so simple.

smoky matrix
twin skiff
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It like doesn't force lessons, but explains it through stories? If you get me, like how your mother or father would give you a past story as an example and what lessons were learnt from it.

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Not trying to preach or anything lol, but seriously check out Muhammad Marmaduke Pickthall's translation, really amazing read.

winter magnet
twin skiff
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(guy was a convert, studied arabic for years, traveled the east etc, ended up becoming Muslim I believe)

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One thing, and I may be wrong here, but it's like the way it's written, it speaks at you, and it doesn't force exact rulings, but general terms? So you can basically apply it wherever and whenever.

granite umbra
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cool story

twin skiff
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ANyway yeah, something about it man. I implore others to give it a read, still learning it myself.

granite umbra
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but thinking hard for gamers

twin skiff
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Haha. Lmao

granite umbra
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why talk many when few word do trick

safe walrus
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"why talk many when few word do trick" i had a brain aneurysm reading this oml

twin skiff
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Yeah, can't really type more than 90 words, so not sure what he's talking about.

maiden barn
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a

void slate
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when you said a you gotta say b

rain marten
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does touching grass in VR count?

void slate
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yes

gusty sage
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thats when you know you have gone to deep

void slate
viral citrus
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hello off topic

desert pilot
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hi

crimson sail
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Yo guys would u blocked someone if they were a friend and they were not listening to you because u had a family member talking to u in the background ?

desert pilot
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what

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no i wouldn't

pale locust
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That's not a friend then

crimson sail
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Exactly would I be in the wrong or would he?

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Just want the boys opinion

mild crystal
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well that depends I guess

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generally that seems kinda petty but depends on the circumstances

lament egret
odd harbor
desert pilot
crimson sail
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I’ve had to deal with his raging and shit talking for awhile so it seems like a good thing to just never talk to him again

odd harbor
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Last night, after re-installing Windows, it seemed like nothing changed. My PC was still very slow, speaker sounds sounded like they came from an alien, etc.

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After waking up, my PC is fine again

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Idek what's going on anymore shrug

crimson sail
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@odd harbor have u checked drivers ?

candid birch
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we call that in the fixing biz PFM: Pure Fucking Magic

candid birch
desert pilot
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worth the try

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whats the worst that could happen

candid birch
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@odd harbor did you scan the drives anyway?

crimson sail
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@harsh cypress

odd harbor
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Seems okay. I'm gonna check for bad sectors right now

candid birch
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well its working now so... agooglethumbsup

crimson sail
candid birch
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lol

desert pilot
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you sure the issue isn't with the components

odd harbor
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I might just order a new SSD for delivery just to be sure

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I think the problem was the hard drive, but maybe it decided to be good to me today

candid birch
odd harbor
mild crystal
calm charm
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Is it Cran or cray-on

candid birch
candid birch
void slate
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@odd harbor I think @mild crystal stole your 🧦

lament egret
exotic leaf
signal seal
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@sharp vale

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sharp vale
void slate
signal seal
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now you watch Chungking Express

sharp vale
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Pain

signal seal
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i started making other people's cats into emotes

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and made a new server for more emotes

exotic leaf
signal seal
odd harbor
void slate
candid birch
void slate
candid birch
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lew is a pet? @exotic leaf do you want a collar?

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are you house trained?

void slate
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all humans are house trained of course

candid birch
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you never know peter... you. never. know

unkempt plinth
viral citrus
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HUGE PAD

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sharp vale
signal seal
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@sharp vale i am a fan of this porche 👀

sharp vale
signal seal
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why is he bringing his daughter to the drop

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oh nvm

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rip porche car chase then 😦

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oh nvm

void slate
viral citrus
void slate
sharp vale
signal seal
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pretty neat movie

sharp vale
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Yeetim gives banger recommendations

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You see him heel toeing tf outta those cars

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Dropping clutch

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R brake skirting

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Chadded mt

signal seal
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was a very anxious movie though

sharp vale
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Yeah

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I was expecting him to fail any moment

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Like when the BMW got tboned

signal seal
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i mean, there is no shot that thing drove out of there

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hitting the rear wheels where the dif and drivetrain go

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get outttttta here

sharp vale
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It could

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I've seen it happen

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The car would drive horribly but it could definitely still go

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Also, it's just a movie but for realism's sake

signal seal
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Yeah i got tboned once and my car was still drivable even though it was totaled

sharp vale
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Both those guys were using ak-47's

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7.62 bullets

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Those bullets would go RIGHT through the engine block

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So the fact that he's not getting shot through the obvious bullet holes in the door

void slate
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@sharp vale How is your car is she feeling well

sharp vale
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Haven't driven the challenger in a week

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I think I might do that today

void slate
signal seal
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an AP 30-06 round might bust an engine block but i don't think smaller calibers would

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source: i shoot steel targets

sharp vale
sharp vale
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When the guys with juggernaut armor broke into a bank and then the cops only had pistols

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It was when they had to source guns from local gun stores to stop them because small caliber bullets couldn't penetrate their body armor

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And when the cops were getting shot at, they were using high caliber bullets like 7.62's and those bullets would go right through the car

signal seal
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7.62x51 is different than 7.62x39 though

sharp vale
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Someone made a report about how if a bully got shot into the engine bay, if would do enough damage to completely disabled the engine if it got hit

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Let alone the car if it hit any lines or hoses

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There's videos of people shooting engines with different bullets on YouTube

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And remember, engines, cast iron, steel, they're only a few mm thick in terms of the block, most engines are hardly ever over an inch

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A bullet could definitely crack or penetrate a steel block if it's a few mm

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Just the impact alone could shatter an engine block

signal seal
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looks like it won't penetrate but it will crack it and damage it

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i'm watching a video of people shooting engine blocks

sharp vale
signal seal
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308 penetrated the thicker portion

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but that's not accounting for the body/hood etc

sharp vale
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Yeah

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Let's not forget the body/hood is only sheet metal at best

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Aluminium bodies since the 1990's up

signal seal
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6.5 creedmore goes all the way through

sharp vale
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It would be like putting paper in front of someone punching someone else in the face

sick wyvern
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Wasting perfectly fine blocks

signal seal
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na it causes the bullet to not be a solid bullet, it can fragment and widen

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and it loses a ton of energy

sharp vale
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Depending on the bullet

signal seal
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typical bullets are just copper coated lead, so soft.

sharp vale
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I know most calibers similar to a 5.56 retain their shape somewhat on softer targets, just a little bit of a dent

signal seal
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na just hitting dirt will completely flatten your bullet

sharp vale
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Under that much force

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You can brake your hand punching dirt but if you come at it slowly you can pick up chunks of it with ease

signal seal
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bullets can do funny things if you shoot enough of them

sharp vale
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Point being

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My man's would've been swiss cheese behind that door

signal seal
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oh yeah duh

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even just door pieces fragmenting at him

sharp vale
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Honestly

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The best part of the movie in terms of how well done it was

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Was when that dude accidentally shot himself in the head

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Small 22 going through someone's head like that is definitely possible

void slate
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YEETIM how are you this fine day

sharp vale
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And then the way he was acting with that sort of brain damage

sharp vale
sharp vale
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Phineas Guage

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The footage of this up close is SO horrific

signal seal
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i don't think you can post that here

sharp vale
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But you get my point

signal seal
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yeah

sharp vale
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Dude was still alive after his entire body got vertically impaled

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Imagine the pain

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Anyways

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Good part of the movie imo

signal seal
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yeah they did that in Hannibal too

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terrible terrible movie, when Jodie Foster said no they should have pulled the plug

sharp vale
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LOL

signal seal
sharp vale
signal seal
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Wong Kar Wai is the 🐐

sharp vale
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Looks neato

signal seal
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don't watch a trailer or anything

sharp vale
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If I can find a way to play it on my TV I will watch it

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I haven't

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I just searched it up to see what it's on

signal seal
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i'd give you my Criterion password but i'm already sharing it with max devices

sharp vale
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The short haired girl tho

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I'll pirate it

signal seal
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yarrrr

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I get so frustrated when i can't BUY a movie i want to watch

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i don't pirate anymore but fuck me I CANT EVEN BUY IT

sharp vale
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I'm

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Bored

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I'm gonna go do some max rpm pulls in my challenger when it's on proper temp

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And then pray my engine doesn't die

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If it does: SRT swap

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Then buy some Wingstop

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When I come back will watch your movie

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But first I gotta find it before I do any of that

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Actually nvm not gonna get Wingstop. Don't like to park there and it's expensive

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Also I used to work there

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@signal seal should I low-ball tf outta that man and make a drift firebird

somber anvil
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@sharp vale YO

sharp vale
somber anvil
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Hru

sharp vale
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I'm gucci

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Being lazy

somber anvil
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Pog

signal seal
sharp vale
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Nonexistent

hollow marten
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pogs

void slate
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pigs

signal seal
mild crystal
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im in america rn!!what whatt

sick wyvern
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dont get shot

signal iris
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why this dude playing a guitar while driving?

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mild crystal
mild crystal
signal iris
void slate
somber anvil
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@signal iris CHADS

sharp vale
sharp vale
sharp vale
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It's the first Wednesday of the month, you could catch an emo night, those pop off

trail sable
signal iris
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THIS IS SO FUNNY

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sharp vale
signal seal
sharp vale
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The cop car next to me is overheating

somber anvil
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Open up ur Windows

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Put it higher be more loud and annoying

sharp vale
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There's no one in the car

trail sable
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Humble

sharp vale
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I'm already at max volume you can hear me across the lot on god

signal iris
sharp vale
signal iris
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am i bad at laughing at some of these?
some of them are so bad that people get injured and all that

quick hearth
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I laugh hysterically at these sometimes

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I don't think you're as bad as me lol

signal iris
signal iris
quick hearth
signal iris
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one of the ones i saw was some dude crashing into one of those power pole things and causing the whole area to blow, shit was crazy

fickle sentinel
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There's definitely a line to be drawn somewhere there

stable basalt
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test

void slate
stable basalt
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where do i do /join?

void slate
thin kelp
void slate
thin kelp
shrewd vigil
void slate
sharp vale
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I'm playing Forza horizon irl

somber anvil
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Jamming

sharp vale
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IS THIS LOVE THAT I'M FEELING
IS THIS THE LOVE
THAT I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR

somber anvil
#

Bro stop using ur phone while driving

sacred oasis
#

fr

somber anvil
#

Hi mario

sharp vale
sacred oasis
#

Hi Luna La Luna

sharp vale
#

I don't get distracted when I record on my phone

somber anvil
sharp vale
somber anvil
#

BRUH

sharp vale
#

Got yo asses

#

Anyone who saw that

somber anvil
sharp vale
#

@signal seal I will watch your movie

#

But in English dub

#

Bc I'm like that

sick wyvern
#

I just want to go home and lay down but I'm stuck here for another 5-6 hours

signal seal
sharp vale
signal seal
#

dubs are so fucking bad

#

it's like tearing a page out of a book to blow your nose

sharp vale
#

@signal seal watch another movie I recommend you rn

thin kelp
sharp vale
somber anvil
sharp vale
#

What's the throne

hollow marten
#

its dn

sharp vale
granite umbra
#

stfu

somber anvil
#

@hollow marten hi repter

hollow marten
#

@somber anvilhi hi

somber anvil
sharp vale
#

@signal seal SHE'S A DRUG SMUGGLER

#

THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#

I thought she was running a sweat shop at first

signal seal
#

you're using subtitles right

#

please tell me you're not watching it dubbed

sharp vale
#

I find it hilarious how she straight up kidnaps a child

#

This movie is such a drug trip

#

It feels like a fever dream

signal seal
sharp vale
#

My man's such a player on god

#

Mf has such chadded confidence

signal seal
#

cop 633?

sharp vale
#

Walks up to a random cute woman at the bar

#

"Hey do you like pineapple."

signal seal
#

lol yep

sharp vale
#

In three different languages

signal seal
#

four

sharp vale
#

That scene was a while ago already

signal seal
#

Mandarin, cantonese, japanese, and english

sharp vale
#

I didn't even recall

#

I aspire to have the same level of chadness and confidence as this man

#

This dude eats a shit ton bro

signal seal
#

ikr

sharp vale
#

I couldn't even eat that much pineapple in one night even for acting's sake

#

He's a playa, but he's a good homie

#

I'd take him to the club with me

signal seal
#

he's heartbroken

sharp vale
#

Looks like this man could help a mf get a lot of bitches

sharp vale
signal seal
#

little bit

sharp vale
#

Me and bing best friends for life

#

Why is this dude so alone bro

#

Why does no one call him

signal seal
#

hong kong is a big city. and there are girls like the one at the restaurant named May that he didn't take to the movies

sharp vale
#

Where are his parents

#

Where are his homies

signal seal
sharp vale
#

Where are his anyone's

signal seal
#

they're not part of the story. they're probably there

#

are you at part 2 yet?

sharp vale
#

Why are there Americans in this movie

signal seal
#

tons of Americans expat to Hong Kong

sharp vale
#

I'm halfway through the movie bing

#

NOOOO

#

MF WAS PETTING SOME KITTENS

#

AND THEN SHE TURNS HIM INTO SWISSS CHEESE

signal seal
#

he was going to kill her

sharp vale
#

Maybe she deserved to die

#

No man who was chillin with kittens is a bad man

signal seal
#

Dunno that's up to you to decide

sharp vale
#

Inb4 someone mentions James bond villains

signal seal
#

he gave her the sardines that expire May 1st

#

meaning he would kill her that day

sharp vale
#

Yes

#

Symbolism

#

I catch on easy

signal seal
#

will it's pretty obvious but idk if you aren't listening you can miss it

sharp vale
#

WHO'S SHE

#

CAN SHE MARRY ME

#

LISTENING TO BANGERS

#

SHE'S SO CUTE

#

NO THEY TURNED OFF HER MUSIC NOOOO

signal seal
#

yeah she's dreamy

sharp vale
#

I'm down bad

#

Bing why'd you make me watch this movie

signal seal
#

because it's beautiful

#

and hopeless and hopeful

sharp vale
#

Now I'm depressed because I'll never have a shawty like that

#

||not actually I just want to further burry the down bad joke||

#

I'm so down bad for this girl bro WHY

signal seal
#

if you call them shawty then you will never Hank4

sharp vale
#

I just say shawty ironically/ sarcastically

lucid sigil
#

geometry dash would be fun if i could see what was going on

sharp vale
#

Funnily enough irl people usually have different methods and ways they talk to people

#

I talk to everyone exactly the same way

signal seal
#

it's best not to refer to women as any sort of species, like "bitches, females, girls, shawtys, etc"

sharp vale
#

You're right, which is why I only use it ironically

#

Whenever I'm having a conversation with someone and they genuinely use those words as a pronoun for someone I cringe

lucid sigil
signal seal
#

emigrate

sharp vale
#

Like, yeah bro in the meme context it's funny, but saying that legitimately in a sentence is cringe

#

You'd never hear me unironically use any of those terms for anything

signal seal
#

or expatriate

sharp vale
#

Anyways

#

Time to move to Hong Kong

signal seal
#

you can't out-grammar me rev Hank4

#

well Hong Kong is facing a Chinese takeover and lots of protests etc.

#

also you can't imagine the scale of the city

#

but yeah it's on my short list of places i'd like to be

sharp vale
#

Bing what are the chances that I can find someone exactly like the girl who works at the deli if I move to Hong kong

signal seal
#

at least 1:10,000,000

sharp vale
sharp vale
#

@signal seal what's the name of the song playing on her radio

lucid sigil
sharp vale
signal seal
signal seal
sharp vale
#

Thank you

#

Time to add it to my playlist of songs that'll get blasted in my challenger while I'm driving

#

@signal seal what is this movie about anyways

signal seal
signal seal
sick wyvern
#

takeover what's already yours

signal seal
#

i say i want to emigrate because i want to leave the USA but i don't say i want to immigrate because there's too many options to decide from right now

sharp vale
signal seal
#

stories about people Dunno it's exactly what you see

sharp vale
#

Smh

signal seal
#

it's not a metaphor for the British invasion of the Faulkland Islands

#

just a nice pretty story 😄

sharp vale
#

Fuckland islands

#

I wish life was as simple these days as the past like in this movie

#

You could just chat up a stranger and be friends and no one will think you're weird

signal seal
#

you can still do that

sharp vale
#

These days you can't even socialize without people being incredibly out off by social interactions

sharp vale
#

People my age are very asocial

#

They only stick to their choice group of people

#

That's a sociology term for this I just don't remember it

signal seal
#

ingroup bias 🤔

sharp vale
#

No

signal seal
#

simply meet people in their mid-late twenties

#

20 year olds are the worst

sharp vale
#

Ingroup bias is when an individual values their own group for being apart of it

sharp vale
signal seal
#

well i hate all people so it doesn't bother me Dunno

sharp vale
#

It's like being 18 talking to a 14 year old

#

Except in this case, you're the 14 year old trying to be social with a 18 year old

#

18-22 year olds these days are 😪

signal seal
#

maybe it's just Texas Dunno

sharp vale
#

Bing wtf is this woman doing in this man's apartment for several hours of the day

signal seal
#

she's redecorating and cleaning up

#

just watch 😐

sharp vale
#

No bing

#

She's obsessed with this man

#

The APARTMENT IS COPING

#

COPE

signal seal
#

yeah she is

#

just watch it's a nice story

sharp vale
#

Apartment? Coping

signal seal
#

coping with ||hava||

sharp vale
#

What's hava

#

SHE FORGOT THE ELECTRICITY BILL

compact hinge
#

How many valor points I need to get to rank 17/ reset ?

sharp vale
#

MY BOY IS A SMOOTH OPERATOR

#

I WISH I WERE AS SMOOTH AN OPERATOR AS 663

signal seal
#

bro Officer 663 is smoother than polished granite

signal seal
sharp vale
#

@signal seal SHE STOOD HIM UP NOOOO

#

😭

signal seal
sharp vale
#

Why is the second story longer than the first one

#

Why is the first story even relevant nothing even happened

#

The girl got some skills tho, shot three people down ez

#

Not even a double tap, straight up riddled these dudes

signal seal
#

it's just a story

#

events that happen during a window of time

#

not everything needs to be a metaphor for the british invasion of the faulkland islands

sharp vale
#

WHY DIDN'T THEY END UP TOGETHER

#

NOOOO

signal seal
#

watch it til the end bozo

sharp vale
#

NO WAY

#

SHE LOOKS SO GOOD

exotic leaf
#

i just ate an inari dragon crunch roll and i think its my new favorite Pog

signal seal
#

sushi Sadd

sharp vale
#

I'M DOWN SO BAD

lament egret
#

real

sharp vale
#

"doesn't matter wherever you want to take me"
MY MAN IS A SMOOTH OPERATOR

exotic leaf
#

im so full now i just want to take a nap y_piano_sleepy

sharp vale
#

@signal seal okay bing I really love this movie

#

It just feels like a nice touch of reality

signal seal
#

Wong Kar Wai hits different i'm telling you

sharp vale
#

Everything that happened in this movie is definitely something that would've happened back in the 90's

#

It feels real AF and I like the way the characters' feelings and lives are portrayed

#

Very relatable

mental ember
#

Íslendingar mega endilega senda á mig varðandi spil

signal seal
#

my movie recs are solid if you can get over the 1 inch hurdle of subtitles

sharp vale
#

Guys

#

Do people really believe you can just tie a string to a piece of metal, and then fish comes out of the water a few minutes later?

signal seal
sharp vale
#

Do people really believe this shit?

signal seal
sharp vale
candid birch
#

anyone else having trouble with steam?

#

oh... apparently they're super down

floral cypress
#

nyone know when steam will be back up?

fickle rapids
#

tuesday maintenance is like that

floral cypress
#

ok. do you know when it went down?

fickle rapids
floral cypress
#

ok thanks

sharp vale
candid birch
fickle rapids
#

Legendary rare, actually. I know my own worth coolM76

sharp vale
#

Yeah, you're right because this is the first time out of 100000 mod appearance times we've seen you here

signal seal
#

the thing is

#

Scourge is always watching

fickle rapids
#

this is true

round patrol
#

Shoutout to Cordozo

queen osprey
#

Nah

signal seal
#

chat dead for >30 minutes

undone lance
#

Unfortunately that happens sometimes

bitter heath
#

why does sam look so shit

unknown.png
bitter heath
signal seal
#

@sharp vale what did you think of the movie?

sharp vale
signal seal
#

oh i missed it Dunno

sharp vale
signal seal
#

i've been doing stuff

sharp vale
#

I took a nap

sharp vale
#

WHY IS THIS CHAT SO DEAD JESUS

candid birch
signal seal
candid birch
#

so i read that the supreme court is trying to overturn roe v wade again. this time though someone blew the whistle

#

kinda sad how there are those out there who do not like science

#

also @signal seal I enjoy your cat emotes they are wonderful 🙂

signal seal
sharp vale
#

Dan Schneider

candid birch
#

i know rob schneider?

brazen pasture
# bitter heath

I am very tempted to get that red storm trooper, it seems like a fun skin

sharp vale
sharp vale
#

I HAVE A CINNAMON ROLL PLUG

pale locust
#

fat

void slate
#

Good morning

#

I would like to share with you a polish pun

high linden
#

Elden ring is cool

#

Can't disagree

fickle sentinel
#

Yes

iron pelican
#

this is less gay than i thought it would be

hushed hazel
#

3rd playthrough, done an all bosses run, tried every build under the sun

#

now i’m just waiting for dlc

high linden
#

Yeah

fickle sentinel
#

I'd say you got your money's worth

hushed hazel
#

oh definitely

#

200 hours i believe

#

50 of that was spent with friends

signal seal
#

i'm just finishing my invader playthrough

hushed hazel
#

i got bored of invading after a while

signal seal
#

RL30+3 no respeccing allowed, can only use gear i'd use in invasions

hushed hazel
#

lmfao

#

i’m thinking of doing a new character

signal seal
#

I only have Maliketh, Malenia, and Placeducex left

hushed hazel
#

and not levelling vigor at all

signal seal
#

I've killed every other boss

hushed hazel
#

based

signal seal
#

carried hard by Omenkiller Rollo +10 😄

hushed hazel
#

i’m gonna make a new char and do a no vigor run i think

#

i wanna grab a bandit sword and a parry dagger

fickle sentinel
#

I'm about 50 hours in on my 1st character

hushed hazel
#

all my runs have been on 1 character so far

signal seal
#

1 character can get boring

hushed hazel
#

he’s been a samurai, a mage, a frenzied flame acolyte, a draconic lightning man, a tree sentinel, and many other things

#

john elden himself

fickle sentinel
#

Once I beat the game I'm probably gonna make a new character rather than NG+ but we'll see

hushed hazel
#

NG+ was not enjoyable for me tbh, all the bosses fell over

#

i wish you could replay bosses after killing them though

#

i wanted to fight malenia on loop

fickle sentinel
#

Yeah I just wanna try other builds without respeccing all the time

hushed hazel
#

but every host that summoned me walked into scarlet aeonia 👽

signal seal
#

screenshot is a bit old

Elden_Ring_Screenshot_2022.04.27_-_13.53.43.77.png
fickle sentinel
#

I wish it was just runes rather than larval tears, I assume they're finite?

signal seal
#

The RL30 has like 120 hours on it now

hushed hazel
#

larval tears?

#

no, there’s 18 of them

signal seal
#

If you're not sure about respeccing backup your save first

fickle sentinel
#

18 is finite

signal seal
#

respec, test the build, if you don't like it just revert the save

#

18 is WAY more than you'll ever need + back up your save Dunno

fickle sentinel
#

I'll still probably do multiple characters

signal seal
#

i spent 2 hours invading with a faith incantation build and then reverted my save because it was dumb

hushed hazel
#

bing should i do 0 vigor parry skill only build on new character or should i do RL50 faith/str

fickle sentinel
#

I have no interest in the pvp tbh

#

Too much desync

hushed hazel
#

pvp is just bloodhound step and rivers of blood

signal seal
#

just parry ROB

#

it's literally a free kill ROB users are a) trash and b) very easy to parry

fickle sentinel
#

what this do

unknown.png
signal seal
#

also rate my fashion please, i'm very pleased with this look

fashion.png
fickle sentinel
#

im not into the goat boots

signal seal
#

i think they go well with the rest of the gear

#

leather gladiator look

hushed hazel
#

i’m not a fan of that chestpiece tbh

signal seal
hushed hazel
signal seal
#

just stay right on top of them, once they attack, parry

hushed hazel
#

the amount of times i’m playing with my friends and some ROB sad sack joins

#

i can literally envision the nerd emoji

signal seal
#

the L2 has such a long leadup the parry is literally free

hushed hazel
#

then i proceed to oneshot them with guts sword and run away

#

OH

fickle sentinel
signal seal
#

dual seppuku nagi is way worse

hushed hazel
signal seal
#

get right on top of them

hushed hazel
#

i’m doing a guts build for my new character

#

i’ll speedrun to caelid and grab the sword

#

it’s all coming together

signal seal
#

someone with eleanoras poleblade was in one of my invasions

#

free parry

hushed hazel
#

i like that weapon’s appearance

signal seal
#

those weapons make you worse at the game

#

i've been doing whip invasions

#

lots of fun

hushed hazel
#

i hate whips

fickle sentinel
#

That one npc with the bleed whips and the teleport had me malding

signal seal
#

Vulgar militants shotel will do 40% damage against shields too

signal seal
#

he was so FUCKING annoying with his BHS

sharp vale
#

@pale locust WHERE'S MY MEME

fickle sentinel
#

What does RL30+3 mean

signal seal
#

rune level 30 with weapons upgraded to +3 at maximum

#

invasion playthrough on my low level invader

fickle sentinel
#

I was like level 90 and it still took me a good 10 tries

signal seal
#

i'm very careful to discard all smithing stone 2s and somber 2s so i don't accidentally upgrade

signal seal
fickle sentinel
#

I'm also bad at this game so

signal seal
#

bloodhound step is like 100 iframe window it's just a bullshit fight

#

unless you have rivers of blood or some cheese

hushed hazel
#

have you seen the odd input where honed bolt causes black blade incant to spin your spine in place

pale locust
void slate
#

@Brock#8864 How bad are you at Elden Ring

#

Ping fail

sharp vale
candid birch
#

chill dude you're gonna give yourself an aneurism xD

pale locust
candid birch
#

floofy download a game called peglin. its fun

pale locust
#

it looks like peggle, I will try it

candid birch
#

its like peggle meets slay the spire

fickle sentinel
#

les go

unknown.png
somber anvil
#

@sharp vale music time

signal seal
#

just watched Das Boot, 3.5 hour movie

#

was pretty godamn good

pale locust
candid birch
#

glad you liked it 🙂

sharp vale
#

EL MUCHACHO DE LOS OJOS TRISTES

desert pilot
#

im crying 😭 😭 😭

sharp vale
desert pilot
sharp vale
somber anvil
sharp vale
#

RED RED WINE

void slate
sharp vale
#

MAKES ME FORGET THAT I
STILL NEED HER SOOOO

#

RED RED WIIINE

#

ALL I CAN DO I'VE DONE
MEMORIES WON'T GO
MEMORIES WON'T GO

somber anvil
#

BEAUTIFUL

queen osprey
desert pilot
#

british accent

void slate
#

Asmr 🤢

lament egret
#

guh

desert pilot
somber anvil
#

@lament egret hi hi koi

lament egret
#

hihi

void slate
unkempt plinth
sharp vale
void slate
sharp vale
#

but I just slept and did nothing all day

lament egret
sharp vale
fickle sentinel
#

crumbling farum azula is fucking awful

unkempt plinth
#

but it has the best, fairest and funnest boss fights in the entire game

fickle sentinel
#

it has those fucking rat bastards with the scythe spear things that do way too much fkn damage

#

godskin duo was ez, those fuckers tho

#

goodbye all my runes

void slate
#

Is it 12:00 or 0:00

unkempt plinth
fickle sentinel
#

lovely

sharp vale
unkempt plinth
#

there was a dog that 1 shot you at some point

void slate
#

Because 0:00 is midnight

unkempt plinth
#

if you’re weird is afternoon, if you’re normal it’s midnight

sharp vale
#

No

#

12 AM is 0:00

void slate
#

No I asked in 24 hour format

fickle sentinel
void slate
#

If I asked in american format I would have said am or pm

sharp vale
#

Then it is 0:00

unkempt plinth
#

you could just asked midnight or midday

fickle sentinel
#

we just say noon or midnight

#

almost nobody ever says 12am or 12pm vocally

unkempt plinth
#

high noon or midnight

sharp vale
#

Midnight

sharp vale
unkempt plinth
#

I like McCree more

fickle sentinel
#

yeet you are a walking anomaly

unkempt plinth
#

you don’t say witching hour? cringe

sharp vale
#

Hasn't been the first time someone has told me that

#

I'm a nerd who genuinely listens to all types of music, likes alt but isn't very alt, doesn't act mainstream like normies, works at a mechanic shop despite being the type to work at a tech shop

#

And drives a muscle car

#

Nothing about me is particularly something that adds up

fickle sentinel
#

tack on eats like a 6 year old

sharp vale
#

I eat like a 6 year old

mild crystal
void slate
#

So you splatter food all over the place and scream? @sharp vale

sharp vale
void slate
sharp vale
void slate
#

So this is what babies in america eat

fickle sentinel
#

I fuck with chicken sandwiches and pizza just as much as the next guy, but you gotta expand the palette, missing out on some bomb food

bitter heath
#

like chicken rolls

fickle sentinel
#

wtf is a chicken roll

bitter heath
#

super awful looking

unknown.png
fickle sentinel
#

tell me that's not mayo

bitter heath
#

and they always come with a soggy bun

fickle sentinel
#

aw hell nah

bitter heath
#

it isnt mayo, its creamy mayo

fickle sentinel
#

that's so much mayo

lament egret
bitter heath
#

m roll

lament egret
fickle sentinel
#

I assume that's from some aussie fast food chain or something?

bitter heath
#

you seen the stuff about the new apex season coming on the 10th @lament egret

lament egret
#

i saw ! !