💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[vital roost]

i just type what i'm feeling

[sharp vale]

Straight forward w em. Ez

[sharp vale]

I hope you type something banger next time so that I know you're happy. Heart <3

[weak jacinth]

I have made a mistake. I had two glasses of Scotch and took Hydroxazine So now I'm like super laid back

[sharp vale]

Simply sleep

[bitter heath]

god I really want to drink again

[sharp vale]

Anyways guys

[vital roost]

same

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo is actually female

[vital roost]

let's drink together zac

[weak jacinth]

Someone could stab me and I'd be like "ouch . . Anyways.. "

[sharp vale]

So I simply am not sus, yknow

[vital roost]

what's the worse that can happen

[bitter heath]

had a canadian club the other day and it was the first drink I've had since new years

[bitter heath]

you come here ever and we're getting blackout drunk

[sharp vale]

You not choosing 5$ every week for passive income and choose 100,000,000 instantly

[vital roost]

okay

[bitter heath]

on this actually, I plan on drinking heavily on the 28th of october

[vital roost]

omw

[bitter heath]

the gig I was meant to go to earlier this month was postponed to then

[weak jacinth]

I last drank on vacation a few months ago. Usually I make it a habit only to drink on vacation but I've been so stressed lately I had to have some Scotch.

[sharp vale]

Can you get me something from the store

[vital roost]

like what

[sharp vale]

Power steering fluid

[vital roost]

i'm also thirsty

[weak jacinth]

Some Scotch for me I have like one glass left in my bottle.

[bitter heath]

you're lying

[vital roost]

we're drinking power steering fluid tonight

[sharp vale]

Why tf would you want to drink power steering fluid

DON'T DRINK MY POWER STEERING FLUID I NEED THAT

[bitter heath]

best I can do is kraken rum, I've got two bottles of limited edition stuff sitting in my wardrobe

[weak jacinth]

You mean moonshine?

[vital roost]

to steer better?

[sharp vale]

Uhh. Yeah, yes. Correct.

By technicality, yes, you're actually correct.

[void slate]

Ash is always correct

She is our mommy, @sharp vale

[sharp vale]

Except when SHE isn't

That's triple meaning right there

Bc SHE isn't she, bc she isn't, and bc she isn't correct

If you get it you get it.

[void slate]

Mommy

[weak jacinth]

If he ever says he wants to "drive" it ain't a car where you're concerned.

[vital roost]

woa

[sharp vale]

I drive all the time

[hard spindle]

Hope you crash 🤩

[void slate]

Yes, you drive mommy crazy

[weak jacinth]

You drive Ashy?

[sharp vale]

I drive a car

[void slate]

.gif @hard spindle having a massive car accident

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/PaTF.gif

[sharp vale]

Ashy is simply not a female so I do not drive ashy

[weak jacinth]

Uhuh

[sharp vale]

Rando go look at my new car

[hard spindle]

Is it on insta?

[sharp vale]

Yes

Only in America can you get a car with 340 horsepower for 2500$

[weak jacinth]

I see no issue with them not being female Men can also be driven.

[sharp vale]

It is simply not my orientation

My wheels simply are not aligned that way

[void slate]

@sharp vale The only car which allows you to touch some grass

[hard spindle]

Sick wheels

[sharp vale]

Rando PLEASE THOSE WHEELS ARE BIG Ls

[hard spindle]

Yeetim simple brain. Sex and cars

He only gets cars

[void slate]

Car fetishist

[hard spindle]

Like u

[weak jacinth]

@hard spindle ouch

[hard spindle]

Who ping

[void slate]

😔

[sharp vale]

I want to set it up like this

[hard spindle]

That's hot

[sharp vale]

Very

I actually do have a set of those exact wheels from my challenger

[weak jacinth]

Meant to reply but on shitty phone

[hard spindle]

Who ping

[weak jacinth]

Sowwy

Ur dad

[hard spindle]

🤣 🤣 😐

[sharp vale]

Three years ago

They're at the shop rn

They're somewhat damaged tho

I do NOT

[void slate]

Lamo

[hard spindle]

He does

[sharp vale]

Peter should marry ashyoo

[weak jacinth]

That grass doesn't even look real only dead grass where I live.

[void slate]

Sorry should have sent this to @hard spindle

[hard spindle]

He has said he would fuck a man b4

[sharp vale]

I have not

[hard spindle]

Ash remeber

[sharp vale]

Yeetim slander

[hard spindle]

Yeetim truth. U literally said u would fuck ash

[void slate]

Fuck doesn't necessarily imply intercourse

[sharp vale]

I have never said that

[void slate]

Good

[sharp vale]

Slandering me

[hard spindle]

U did though

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/futurama-bender-bender-bending-rodriguez-fry-philip-j-fry-gif-22941842

[void slate]

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[sharp vale]

Anyways

Gn guys

[void slate]

May General Motors be with you @sharp vale

Goodnight, padawan

We will miss you

[sharp vale]

MOPAR

https://tenor.com/view/mopar-dodge-challenger-brody-moparbrody-gif-21315804

https://tenor.com/view/dodge-charger-mopar-spin-out-donut-gif-17668635

https://tenor.com/view/pimp-my-ride-pimp-police-car-stop-gif-11099055

[weak jacinth]

goes through all Yeetim's messages with a bot, keyword "fuck"

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/mopar-merica-dodge-challenger-washington-gif-7513218

[void slate]

There was a glitch in the matrix today

I saw two gold colored cars on the street in close proximity.

[golden mica]

Totally normal text message

[void slate]

I love when people send me messa ge

What is SMG

[pale locust]

Can I send you a text massage

✋️

[signal iris]

?

[void slate]

No you can send messa ge

[candid birch]

funny sticker

[pale locust]

Crying

It's Morse code stupid bot!!!!

[candid birch]

[mild crystal]

YES

[candid birch]

big kitty

[pale locust]

[candid birch]

how is floofy?

[pale locust]

I. Am defeated and tired

what about youerself

[candid birch]

im ok. had dinner with the fam earlier tonight. my stepmother tried to teach me about wifi and it took everything i had to not laugh (I'm an IT and electronics tech)

(and she dumb)

[pale locust]

wifi 6 epicness

[candid birch]

(she still thinks the internet comes from the phone lines)

[pale locust]

It comes from atmos energy orange flags in the ground

[candid birch]

lol

[pale locust]

(Do not dig there]

Anywe, that is good to know, I am going to sleep now so I will be back in
12 hours

[candid birch]

kk nighty night

[pale locust]

[signal iris]

i regret everything

[fickle sentinel]

is that wow

[signal iris]

ffxiv

[shut maple]

...

[signal iris]

being is exhausting

[vital roost]

it’s satire femboys are nasty i’d never be one

[signal iris]

ash, what is even going on w ur about lately?

ur bio

[vital roost]

[signal iris]

are u ok?

[vital roost]

is this a loaded question

[signal iris]

?

idk what that means

[vital roost]

i don’t either

someone told me to say that when you don’t want to answer a question tho

[signal iris]

oh

[teal temple]

TO THE PLACE WHERE I BELONGGGG

[candid birch]

thats funny

[signal iris]

i'm fighting a book

[candid birch]

remember kids: knowledge hurts

[bronze plume]

adumb#2946 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[hard spindle]

L

[fickle sentinel]

Monitor has a stuck pixel, it's going back

This is so sad

[hollow marten]

F

[fickle sentinel]

it's a bright green pixel too

worse than a dead pixel tbh

[hollow marten]

Ouch

[fickle sentinel]

welp, time to start an OLED fund I guess

they all 4K tho

[candid birch]

i can't post the link, but there's a website you can use that has an app that can "unstuck" pixels

give that a shot before you go spending money

[fickle sentinel]

ive done all that, pixel unsticker, pressure on the screen, etc

im not actually buying an oled lol, prolly just return and keep my money for a while

[drifting ivy]

hello chat

[honest raft]

That dungeon's music

[somber anvil]

@hollow marten

[queen osprey]

hello

[somber anvil]

Hello

[queen osprey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF_9b0ApFlo

kinda bumpin

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966774097449222244/969411808907640852/Going_for_a_SWIM_in_GOTHAM_CITY_batman_memes.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/966774097449222244/969411680981372928/BATMAN-_when_you_drive_in_Gotham_gavinblake23_tik_tok.mp4

[bitter heath]

do I get lost ark

[somber anvil]

Maybe

[queen osprey]

no

[bitter heath]

true, why download a new game when I have this

[mild crystal]

What.

How.

[bitter heath]

whats the problem? is this not normal?

[mild crystal]

[bitter heath]

It was simply a matter of copy and pasting something

[mild crystal]

How

[drifting ivy]

n o

[bitter heath]

pasting something over the file that had the old background literally just changes it

[void slate]

Bussy is tight

[bitter heath]

I can say this is true

I mean what

[sacred oasis]

bruh

better question is how are u level 192

[granite umbra]

hi chat i just farteded

any tips

[bitter heath]

suck it back in

[bitter heath]

xp glitch got me from like 30 to 90 and I'm addicted so the rest is all legit

[candid birch]

what game?

[bitter heath]

fortnite

[candid birch]

ew

[bitter heath]

nah man they have sakura from street fighter

but it's been pretty fun with the no build

[queen osprey]

fortnite rick

[bitter heath]

nah we about fortnite dwayne now

I need people to play this with man

[candid birch]

fortnite is everything bad about video games smooshed into one gross congealed package

[queen osprey]

too many kids and kid groomers in that game

[bitter heath]

eh, it really started most of them to be fair, the gaming industry as a whole just saw epic games become a billion dollar company and thought they'd have a juicy bite of the formula

[candid birch]

that and reeks of corporate toxicity

[bitter heath]

and yeah, thats why I've had this shit turned off since I started playing again

[candid birch]

SOMEWHERE BETWEEN THE SACRED SILENCE SND SLEEEEEP!!!

ah SOAD

haven't listened to them in a minute

but yeah kinda funny how an audience can ruin a good thing. like any moba for example

[void slate]

Truth

[bitter heath]

the audience is the main reason people will hate things

MHA, fortnite, league, genshin, demon slayer and so on

[candid birch]

another good example: rick and morty. main reason I will never touch it is the fandom

[bitter heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GC5rAX0xHg

[candid birch]

i tried that shit it was terrible

[void slate]

I don't know how people like ruck and merry

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

[candid birch]

[mild crystal]

[sacred oasis]

alright so are u gonna hook a brother up or

[bitter heath]

nah that was like week 2

[sacred oasis]

fuck

i tried finding one but couldnt

[bitter heath]

was patched the day of, and I discovered it completely by accident

[sacred oasis]

i got to 80 doing all the quest shit tho

[candid birch]

that guy must really not like mosquitos

[sacred oasis]

strapped

[bitter heath]

I also did quite a bit of save the world stuff this season, they've got dungeons out rn that is like a level each run

tenish minutes per run

[candid birch]

in other news i got shit to do today but im not tired at all

im screwed >.<

should I try to sleep anyway?

[drifting ivy]

sell it online, some ppl will definitely buy

[teal temple]

Little nose twitchs are adorable

[candid birch]

cute floof

[wet quarry]

[bitter heath]

wait @mild crystal are you the one that friended me on steam

[sacred oasis]

might have to cop save the world

[bitter heath]

that one skin bundle that comes with it is probably worth it

[teal temple]

Odie is concerned if you have drunken enough water today

[bitter heath]

I've had three litres

[lament egret]

hi chatbox

[signal iris]

[bitter heath]

hello emi

how are you this possibly fine or terrible day

[lament egret]

i just woke up !! !

[bitter heath]

thats a good start

[lament egret]

went to bed at like 9pm and woke up around 5

[bitter heath]

good 8 hours of sleep

[signal iris]

les gooo

[vital roost]

me next

[somber anvil]

Weird still awake

[teal temple]

you missed a bun post

[teal temple]

fear not i have it right here

[lament egret]

guh!

[somber anvil]

AAAAA I MISSED TOO

PING ME NEXT TIME AAAAA

[teal temple]

on god??

[signal iris]

ash isn't horny challenge

[bitter heath]

(Impossible)

[somber anvil]

@bitter heath

[bitter heath]

Hello luna

[somber anvil]

hihi

[teal temple]

damn i need the shortened version of it

[signal iris]

@candid birch

i go to work now :(

[granite umbra]

simply dont

[vital roost]

TRUE

[quick hearth]

Draggo

[fringe umbra]

hello chat

I require assistance

is there a free program that can play blu ray discs on ur PC? Vlc isn't working and we've tried everything

every program I've found is paid or has a free version that only plays 10 mins

[queen osprey]

https://www.videolan.org/developers/libbluray.html

[fringe umbra]

your a good lad

will come pester you people further if it don't work

❤️

[granite umbra]

where is her hand touching

[void slate]

@fringe umbra Love for Casette

[bitter heath]

Mine is better ngl

Just because of the name

[drifting ivy]

@fringe umbra didn't you have giveaway role?

[fringe umbra]

[signal seal]

[pale locust]

[void slate]

[worldly sundial]

@regal hull

[regal hull]

@worldly sundial

[pale locust]

I am dodging the bullets

[void slate]

[pale locust]

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/8lMqysX.png

pog!1

[hardy mesa]

can you dm me the background?

[vital roost]

so true

[spark oracle]

just play Gunslinger in Lost Ark

[granite umbra]

just hit t3 today

now the game becomes una's ark

[candid birch]

The soundtrack for that fight is great

[candid birch]

odie is an adorable floof

[mild crystal]

Yes

[royal horizon]

who would win, the witness or lucifer?

[void slate]

Hello @mild crystal

[mild crystal]

Hello

[mild crystal]

witness these nuts

[vital roost]

can i

[mild crystal]

[desert pilot]

woah

lets slow down buster

[void slate]

Would you go to a Japanese fire festival with me

[mild crystal]

Yes

[candid birch]

i wanna go too

[void slate]

They walk around with huge flames and yell how it's hot

[candid birch]

that sounds fun

[signal iris]

@candid birch good shot, but the drip isn't great

i can ng+ for the cutscene again, right?

[candid birch]

you can rewatch cutscenes from the inn room

[signal iris]

ahh good

[somber anvil]

@candid birch marshmallows

[candid birch]

[granite umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/smieszny-pies-gif-21542123

[wet quarry]

[void slate]

furry what

[fleet osprey]

Music suggestions?

[restive lintel]

genre?

[void slate]

https://youtu.be/BVkWCHgOxw8

[viral citrus]

K pop

[void slate]

K POP 😡

[viral citrus]

HEY

Not the mainstream k pop

[void slate]

It's alright just because I don't listen to K Pop doesn't mean no one should

[desert pilot]

k pop more like k poop

[sick wyvern]

no worse than whatever you listen to

[void slate]

He listens to the voices in his head

@sharp vale I saw this picture and it made me think of u

[sharp vale]

Merica

[hardy mesa]

i refuse to believe this

GAHHH

[hardy mesa]

that's one fat cat

[pale locust]

A chonk man

[fickle sentinel]

Yup, that movies casting is all fucked up

[sick wyvern]

tbh i can hear Kevin in Roland. maybe not as enthusiastic and not like in bl2. in 1 he was way more chatty

so is this supposed to be set between BL1 and 2?

[fickle sentinel]

They casted general knoxx so its gotta be BL1 or even before

They also casted Knox as a woman, which is a bit of a surprise

[sick wyvern]

i dont see that since they have tina

wat

like, did they even look into the game (probably not, like most game movies)

[fickle sentinel]

https://www.gameinformer.com/2021/04/12/borderlands-movie-casts-janina-gavankar-as-commander-knoxx

Maybe it's just an entirely alternate universe type thing idk

[hardy mesa]

you dont see the resemblance?

[fickle sentinel]

It also has krieg in it

So idk what the hell they're going for timeline wise

The krieg casting is good

[sick wyvern]

probably i mean. it has Lilith coming back to pandora, i thought they all pretty much started there

that too, like wtf, why Krieg

they had to even retcon him into bl2

[fickle sentinel]

Yeah idk, they have some built UFC guy playing him so it should be fitting at least

[sick wyvern]

Oh it's live action?

Eh then they really gotta have a good way to make Kevin taller and bulkier lol

[fickle sentinel]

I would assume so, otherwise they wouldn't have spent all this money on these high profile actors

Yeah that Kevin Hart casting is just an L to me

Neither his personality or his build fit Roland

[sick wyvern]

If it was just voice then I can see it

[fickle sentinel]

I just can't even picture this movie in my head, it's either gonna be an absolute trainwreck or it's gonna be some super original masterpiece

[sick wyvern]

Idk why these people can't just do what they did with sonic and just fucking listen to us.

[fickle sentinel]

It's hard because we don't even have a trailer yet

So like all we have to go off is this wild ass casting

[sick wyvern]

Its literally free consults on how to make the movie from people who know everything about the games

[void slate]

This guy should win a prize for the most unattractive abs

[exotic leaf]

hi frens i hope u all are having a wonderful day

[void slate]

I am so drunk should I stream sims 4 so you watch

[exotic leaf]

YES

YES YES YES

[void slate]

alright

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

omg

[exotic leaf]

no sound

[void slate]

no sound?

[exotic leaf]

nope

[void slate]

weird

well I have sound in game

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

I'm unable to recognize the source atm

[sharp vale]

I'm in your walls

[void slate]

Should Gerard Servo marry this woman

Please answer also this guy has shirt from GTA Vice City

[void slate]

No it's not from Vice City because there's no palms

[void slate]

Oh okay

[pale locust]

Is she dangerous

[exotic leaf]

YES

match made in heaven

i made soup

[exotic leaf]

oooo a snob

[void slate]

who is match made in heaven the woman or the man in gta shirt

[pale locust]

The man in the gta shirt

[void slate]

I see

unfortunately I don't think they formally introduced with one another

I'm going to have such a hangover tomorrow

[pale locust]

Simply stay permanently drunk so the hangover does not come

[void slate]

Oh they have met

but he's married

[pale locust]

NOOOO

[exotic leaf]

stay hydrated!

[void slate]

mmm

[exotic leaf]

they look very similar

[void slate]

I'm gunna do a renovation of this place

[exotic leaf]

you should do the underground bunker too

[void slate]

dashgdkj

[exotic leaf]

understandable

[timber hemlock]

Kinda curious any trash taste podcast watchers here??

[barren dagger]

sim e dating flushed emoji touching finger tips, real and based

[thick orbit]

real

[exotic leaf]

real

[somber anvil]

@thick orbit sleep?

[thick orbit]

but overwatch lol

[exotic leaf]

overwatch

[somber anvil]

lol

lewdshifer

[void slate]

asdholfhawl

[exotic leaf]

omg hi luna

[somber anvil]

omghenloscutie

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

I am unable to form any thoughts at the moment. I will build this place though

[sacred oasis]

💀

[pale locust]

the foundaation

[thin kelp]

[void slate]

Thoughts @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

I like it, but I would add a different wall paper inside

[exotic leaf]

sippy

[pale locust]

i'll have another

[exotic leaf]

nightmare fuel

[pale locust]

greenmangaming

[void slate]

begeweled

[exotic leaf]

begeweled

[void slate]

do you have sound

[exotic leaf]

no:(

[signal seal]

why are david lynch movies so weird

i feel like i need to take notes

so i understand when the fucking dream inevitably starts

[void slate]

I don't know why there's no sound give me a second

[exotic leaf]

i feel like this today

[odd harbor]

I sure love slaughtering Eliksni families

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

#💬destiny-chat

[signal seal]

is Blue Velvet just going to be a dream in the end?

if it is i want to turn it off

[exotic leaf]

did you ever see what did jack do

[dusty hearth]

just testing

[somber anvil]

@dark shoal sneed

[dusty hearth]

nice

[dark shoal]

[ASneed] Luna

[somber anvil]

real soulcube

[dark shoal]

REAL sneedcube

[exotic leaf]

deens

[signal seal]

no and i'm kinda nervous to 😐

[exotic leaf]

its nothing bad its a 20 minute short film with a monkey

[signal seal]

I just don't think I click with David Lynch

It looks like a neat monkey

[exotic leaf]

yeah his movies are kinda meh to me, but twin peaks was great

[signal seal]

mullholland drive was neat after i read 17 explanations

[void slate]

I'm going to have such a hangover tomorrow

[signal seal]

like if you made inception but took all the explanations of dreams out and took the word dream out

[pale locust]

Get more hangover

[exotic leaf]

drink more water

[void slate]

Cryibg

[pale locust]

[signal seal]

drink milk and eat lots of candy it will help your hangover

[pale locust]

I will save you Peter

[void slate]

I want to die like how I feel now

[exotic leaf]

apparently theres a "blue velvet revisted"

[signal seal]

I'm just not getting into it

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-lgbt-gay-gaming-elden-ring-gif-24997915

[signal seal]

i want to watch a movie

[pale locust]

No

[exotic leaf]

[signal seal]

[void slate]

ok I need 2 sleep soon

[exotic leaf]

WHAT i need that

[exotic leaf]

go 2 sleep

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/969005080240087061.png

[exotic leaf]

i almost beat her second try

[signal seal]

daamn

[exotic leaf]

shes a fun boss

[sharp vale]

Lewshifey

[exotic leaf]

wassup bestie

[signal seal]

you sound like a boss

[sharp vale]

More like

Lewifey

[exotic leaf]

that entire area is fucking bullshit though

[signal seal]

the area is pretty rough

[exotic leaf]

i hated haligtree- it was beautiful but omg

[void slate]

But I need to stream 2 you

[signal seal]

bubbles and spears and ballistas

and ants

[exotic leaf]

but its probably very late there

[exotic leaf]

the ANTS

[void slate]

10 pm

[exotic leaf]

oh thats not nearly as late as i thought it was

[void slate]

Choose answer because I'm unable to think at this particular moment in time

[exotic leaf]

intriguing one

bottom one

[signal seal]

ants

[exotic leaf]

that was me for the first hour or 2

ive never fallen so much in one area before lmao

favorite weapon right there though

[signal seal]

It's a very nice weapon

[mild crystal]

Big and black weapon

[void slate]

I'm going o bed now so I'm sorry

[exotic leaf]

goodnight peter sleep well :)

[void slate]

I will have a big hangover tomorrow

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

[exotic leaf]

i guess ill go back to my study vc now

[pale locust]

[desert pilot]

no no no no no no wait wait wait wait please dont

[pale locust]

my steam deck reservation says q3

[desert pilot]

chris chan should be forgotten and cast into hell

that man brings nothing but misery

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-eggcat-gif-25127046

[sharp vale]

If you're rich enough to afford a steam deck can you buy me a 3060

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-my-gif-25137901

[sick wyvern]

A 3060 is The same as a steam deck?

[signal seal]

blue velvet ||was all just a dream i'm so done||

[pale locust]

You called me a loser

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/756028725887238177/969161410053537792/image0_3.gif

[sick wyvern]

amongus companion

[trail citrus]

https://ironsidecomputers.com/product/meltdown-platinum/

Wondering if I should go all out on new PC and get this

Over $5k tho

[sick wyvern]

Imo anything over 1k is overkill

[pale locust]

idk I would not

[sick wyvern]

Tho I guess I should move that more towards 2k these days

[pale locust]

then again I'm a laptop cringe user

[trail citrus]

I bought this PC for about $3k about 4 years ago, sadly just aging now, so I need a full upgrade

[sick wyvern]

When I made mine, I'd say like 800 would be enough to get a good gaming PC if you took advantage of sales and black friday

But that was like in 2015

[trail citrus]

I still just have a 1080 and it's suffering, I load the slowest in games out of all my friends, it is time

[pale locust]

what generation ssd do you have in current build?

[pale locust]

goodbye

[trail citrus]

uhhhh is there a way to check (i suck with computers)

[sick wyvern]

I had a 980ti till two years ago, if It didn't die I'd still be using it

You'd be surprised how long you can use the GPU, usually loading speed is storage related

[desert pilot]

i will steal it from you

nothing personal

[trail citrus]

come get it

[desert pilot]

😳

man im so bored

its 12am and im not sleepy

thinking i should go for a walk

[queen compass]

Bring a knife

[desert pilot]

dont have one with me

i've been on midnight walks many times and i havent been mugged yet

mostly because im the only one out usually

and i avoid the city center

you wanna guess how many people walk a random forest path in the middle of the night

[sick wyvern]

Watch out for slenderman

[desert pilot]

he better watch out for me

gonna catch these hands

[pale locust]

can you see model number in task manager

[sharp arch]

Ballin

[queen compass]

At least two

[desert pilot]

im also wearing all black so good luck spotting me

[storm saffron]

HELP @HERE @earnest phoenixYONE IS THIS A CERTIFIFED HOOD CLASSIC

[signal iris]

LOL U PINGED SOMEONE

[exotic leaf]

oooo kill em

[signal iris]

@exotic leaf coconut milk smells nice

[exotic leaf]

omg i love that stuff so muchhhh only use it in the ends of your hair!

[signal iris]

u mean the conditioner right?

[sacred oasis]

well becareful crossing the street

[desert pilot]

yeah kinda bummed i dont have a reflector but i will be as careful i can be

[exotic leaf]

the conditioner should go from the middle of your hair to the ends. i thought i also told u to get that serum

they both smell amazing though :)

[signal iris]

i got the shampoo and conditioner, ya

what serum tho?

[exotic leaf]

check yo mf dms

[sick wyvern]

Lew is gonna go find Claire and smell their hair constantly

[bitter heath]

and then catch a restraining order

[signal iris]

sorry babe

[signal iris]

no ill just kiss her

[exotic leaf]

i already do

[sick wyvern]

😳

[signal iris]

she told me what shampoo and conditioner t get, she knows what it smells like

[exotic leaf]

[bitter heath]

[sick wyvern]

😩

[quick hearth]

[sick wyvern]

You ruined it

[pale locust]

[bitter heath]

did I?

[signal iris]

@quick hearthmy main menu is still shadowbringers LOL

[quick hearth]

guhow

I think you can change it from there

[signal iris]

i don't have endwalker

[bitter heath]

why

bruh what have I gotten into

[pale locust]

legs are thick

[bitter heath]

how thick

[pale locust]

about 9

[bitter heath]

[pale locust]

[bitter heath]

I do quite like thick legs

[pale locust]

[bitter heath]

they taste better that way

[pale locust]

salt on frog leg

[bitter heath]

salt on human leg

[pale locust]

it burns

[bitter heath]

good

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/bLA0rpM.png argos is soooooooooooooo easy

[bitter heath]

after over a year of nothing, I finally recovered my bnet account from the bitch that hacked it

fuckers kept deleting my support tickets when I tried last year

people too busy sexually harassing coworkers to deal with a simple support ticket

[sharp vale]

@signal seal Chrysler 300 flip? MADE. Tomorrow I'm selling the Chrysler 300 for 4k

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/trailer-park-boys-bubbles-trailer-park-boys-gif-9776135

[sharp vale]

I sold it to my shop again 😩

[signal seal]

i mean, it's so easy

[sharp vale]

These guys see me bringing in these cars and they're like "yo wtf how tf did you do this."

[signal seal]

you did literally nothing for $1500

[sharp vale]

And I'm like "charisma."

[sharp vale]

I literally drove an hour for 1500

Big BALLIN

Bing I see a potential next prospect

[signal seal]

sell it before a wheel falls off

[sharp vale]

I'll dm it to you

[signal seal]

if you get too deep you need to watch taxes

[sharp vale]

LOL THAT ACTUALLY DID HAPPEN WHEN I GOT IT

[sharp vale]

I'll just have my shop include the money for the cars as part of my income in my W2

[signal seal]

smart

a few is nbd but if you make it a habit it will get noticed

[sharp vale]

Look at what I DM'd you

Give me thoughts

[signal seal]

engine bay is really clean

i want to see under the valve cover

[sharp vale]

Me too

[signal seal]

come here we drive through salt for half the year our engine bays don't look like that

[sharp vale]

I'm gonna try buying it for 1k

This one I may keep tho

[signal seal]

yeah it's really practical

wheels gotta go if you keep it get some good 16's

[sharp vale]

Absolutely

[signal seal]

and replace the floor mats

[sharp vale]

I can detail it myself

[signal seal]

power washer words good on floor mats

[sharp vale]

It looks fucking mint

Honestly

[signal seal]

i think rear left fender maybe painted

[sharp vale]

Sell it to my shop for 2k 😈

[signal seal]

2.5

[sharp vale]

Nah it's just the reflection of a tree

I'm assuming by left you mean driver side

Passenger side is also just a reflection of a house

[signal seal]

no passenger side sorry

stage left

[sharp vale]

Not painted

Just a reflection

[sharp vale]

2.5 would be too fair. These guys are stingey

They didn't want to pay me more than 1.5k for the lexus

[signal seal]

convenience is a factor i suppose

[sharp vale]

Yes

Yeetim back on the flipping car grindset

I have effectively owned like eight different cars now

[signal seal]

my first car was a mint '94 taurus with full tint

got t-boned, super sad

[sharp vale]

Sad

Was it an SHO

[signal seal]

hell no

i said mint 😄

[sharp vale]

Not too sad then

[signal seal]

does a single SHO still exist?

[sharp vale]

Yes

[signal seal]

like 4 maybe

[sharp vale]

They're not that uncommon

[signal seal]

they're so cool

[sharp vale]

The new ones

[signal seal]

no the old ones

[sharp vale]

Are so BANGER

[sharp vale]

Yes they are too

[signal seal]

eh, the new ones are like 4.5k lbs

[sharp vale]

But the NEW ONES

370 HORSIES, AWD

[signal seal]

boosted v6

[sharp vale]

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS A TURBO SWAP AND A TUNE

[signal seal]

only making 370 hp

[sharp vale]

TURBO SWAP

TUNE

[signal seal]

you only turbo swap if you can afford two of the cars you're swapping the turbo on

and i guarantee you those rods are made out of butter

no shot you're not doing the whole engine

[pale locust]

[sharp vale]

Nah you can defo probably push 450WHP reliably

[signal seal]

might as well just buy an RS4

and have a good car instead

or even an S4-8 or TT-S, or Golf R

[sharp vale]

German cars 🤮

[signal seal]

you driven in an RS4?

[sharp vale]

I've gapped an rs4

[signal seal]

it's like a WRX on space-crack

bad driver

i've seen plenty of STI's run 16 second 1/4 miles

[sharp vale]

Rs4's have terrible high end torque

[signal seal]

yeah but the SHO isn't built on an incredible suspension and chassis with a wonderful dif

[sharp vale]

Was about to gap but I let off

[signal seal]

my friend would have pulled 2 cars on you

he gives everything he touches 50 extra hp

[sharp vale]

This was two years ago

[signal seal]

i'm just saying he once kept up with me in a Ranger while i was in a 200 hp car

[sharp vale]

300hp optimal HP

Anything less is too low

[signal seal]

it was a long time ago, i dont' drive like that anymore

i haven't put my tune back since i blew my turbo

[sharp vale]

I wish there was a nice reliable enjoyable 300hp car

[signal seal]

I'm kinda nervous about blowing another before my extended warranty is up this fall

or like right after

[sharp vale]

Simply blow it up

[signal seal]

running 40 lbs of boost is nutty

[sharp vale]

Simply run 20

[signal seal]

that's less than stock

i got lucky the turbo didn't grenade my engine

[sharp vale]

Man what

How tf is 20psi less than stock

20psi is a lot of fucking boost

[signal seal]

i think i run 27 psi stock

psi doesn't really matter it's volume that matters

[sharp vale]

Yeah

[signal seal]

you can have low volume at high psi

[sharp vale]

I forget it's like a 2 inch pipe, right?

[signal seal]

no 2.5 i think

[sharp vale]

2 inch tubing

Tf

[signal seal]

idk the Mk7 has more volume and psi than the MK5

[sharp vale]

Kinda wide for a small engine

[signal seal]

wait idk the turbo

don't know much about the mk7 don't care, i dont' do any work on my own car anymore

[sharp vale]

I'm gonna have 6k to my name tomorrow

I'm gonna act broke to stay rich

[signal seal]

that's the play

[sharp vale]

6k is nothing but I'm only 20

[signal seal]

put it in savings and pretend it doesn't exist

[sharp vale]

Most 20 year olds don't even have 500$ to their name

[signal seal]

the median savings account for an american is $3,500 and the mean is $26,169

[sharp vale]

Gotta find a nice property at the end of the year and buy it

[sharp vale]

What's the age range

[signal seal]

everyone

[sharp vale]

How tf does someone have 3.5k median

Most people I know don't even have 1000$ saved up

[signal seal]

most people have debt

[sharp vale]

Thank god I am debtless

[signal seal]

until you keep a 300c and make it a 300b ||B for blown engine||

[sharp vale]

Big W buying a salvage title challenger for 9k while everyone finances at 20%APR for a v6 for 6 years

[signal seal]

i financed at 6 and refinanced at 2

[sharp vale]

Oof

How'd that work out for you

[signal seal]

not bad, spent a year getting my credit up, refinanced the 6 year to a 5 year loan at 2%

meanwhile a friend is selling kia's at 26%

[sharp vale]

Should I put in a down payment on a scat pack

[signal seal]

on a what pack

[sharp vale]

||actually they're terrible cars, as a dodge guy, not worth the money||

A scat pack is just a 6.4L hemi dodge Challenger/charger

[signal seal]

wait til you're 40 and bald

you're not qualified yet

[sharp vale]

But I have an RT rn

How am I not qualified

[signal seal]

you can just buy a big pot and pour gas in it and burn it when you walk passed it

probably cheaper

[sharp vale]

Honestly

[signal seal]

4 cylinder turbo

[sharp vale]

One of my dream cars is a 6.1 liter SRT8 dodge Challenger

[signal seal]

focus ST are cool but they look so fucking stupid

[sharp vale]

Holy shit

[signal seal]

i feel like they need to attach air horns to the front just in case you're not looking at it

[sharp vale]

Bing look

https://www.carfax.com/vehicle/2C3CDYCJ0DH549529?store=OZSUJHKCEL&partner=VLA_C&gclsrc=aw.ds&gclid=Cj0KCQjwma6TBhDIARIsAOKuANzcetNpXgn44SHPqQYviS6JIZFUWUBzApXgsviT4pycmvH3gD2Jp60aAgzPEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

HE STOLE MY WHOLE FLOW, WORD FOR WORD, BAR FOR BAR

[signal seal]

it's so chonky

must be comfy

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-sure-im-out-bye-gif-13733012

[sharp vale]

THAT'S LITERALLY JUST MY CAR

[signal seal]

god it must be nice to not have to use a front plate

an old townie pulled me over like 17 times for it

[sharp vale]

It is

I don't even use my rear licence plate either

[signal seal]

never gave me a ticket but he would always be there chuckling about wasting my time

[sharp vale]

Should I trade my car on for that one?

[signal seal]

they're the same why

[sharp vale]

And just use the rest of my money to pay it off

[signal seal]

your car is fine (but you should have an airbag fr)

[sharp vale]

That one actually has a 392 6.4L v8 pushing 450HP

[queen compass]

Isn't that illegal?

[sharp vale]

Mine is 375 stock

[sharp vale]

It's sarcastic

[queen compass]

OH

[sharp vale]

Just gotta take a trip to the dealer

[queen compass]

I knew that :D

[signal seal]

no depends on the state and the level of care of the police. i live in a small town with a funny cop i've known for all my life, and he likes to give me a hard time (he's actually a really awesome guy)

[signal seal]

when my car was fully tinted he kept pulling me over to remove the front tint

and one day he shows up with a hair dryer in his cop car, and plugs it into a street light, and removes it with me

town of like 4k people 😄

[signal iris]

funny how you register your car, but the government owns the number plate

[signal seal]

we can keep them for like $30

[signal iris]

p sure someone at vicroads told me it's $400 to purchase ownership

yikes

[pale locust]

Where vanity plate

[signal seal]

oh i mean we just say we lost them and pay extra on our next ones

no one actually cares. My license plates are my parents, and they're from the 80's so they only have 5 digits

so they're pretty rare to see and i will be keeping them

[sharp vale]

https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/l-Used-Dodge-Challenger-Spring-d894_L34407#listing=327166363

[signal seal]

you own a challenger

[sharp vale]

but this is

A 6.1L

It's an SRT

[signal seal]

Seen Riding on flatbead Truck

[sharp vale]

LOL

Too true

Always REPOD

[signal seal]

when you find the right car you'll know, stop fishing for it

[sharp vale]

Honestly, it's literally 425HP for 20k, bing

[signal seal]

make it count something you won't regret

[sharp vale]

My dream long term goal car is a 6.1 2010 SRT8 in white

[signal seal]

yeah 425 hp in a 17,000 lbs car

[sharp vale]

With all the options

I'll try to find one salvage

A new Corolla is 20k for 170HP

[signal seal]

don't buy a corolla

just find a mint R32 skyline easy

[sharp vale]

Speaking of which, one of those pulled up to my shop

Apparently he's friends with my coworker, who's the daughter of the owner of the shop

[signal seal]

[sharp vale]

He bought his R32 for 6k

[signal seal]

i've never even seen one

[sharp vale]

I saw one in person today

[sharp vale]

From my coworker's storu

Story

[signal seal]

that's crazy

get a datsun 240

light, quick, and absolutely classy

[sharp vale]

He was hyped about the Lexus LS400 that I sold to her

[sharp vale]

If only I could find one

But you're right, bing

[signal seal]

no i'm not

[sharp vale]

One of these days I'll probably end up going to the dealer and seeing a good srt8 challenger for a great price

[signal seal]

the only correct answer is buy a Wankel, specifically an RX-8, the greatest Wankel

[sharp vale]

And I'll be very solidly financially stable

[sharp vale]

Yeah bro, totally, I'm totally gonna buy a renesis drifty boy

https://tenor.com/view/mazda-rx8-serginho-car-red-car-gif-15109367

[signal seal]

i beat one of those at the drag strip with a 2s handicap

ngl i missed the yellow light and got off the line earlier than i meant to and had a :00001 trap time 😄

[sharp vale]

I'm actually considering buying a 10 speed mustang GT for 25-30k

[signal seal]

stahp

[sharp vale]

Why not

[exotic leaf]

kastu curry for dinner

[sharp vale]

What car should I buy lewshifer

[exotic leaf]

fiat

[sharp vale]

Technically

I already

Have a fiat

[exotic leaf]

[signal seal]

i had ice cream for dinner

[sharp vale]

@signal seal actually bing, I'm gonna wait until the new I6 twin turbo dodge CUDA comes out

[signal iris]

check this menacing shot of my character on ffxiv

[exotic leaf]

u deserve better

[signal seal]

no it was so good and perfect

[exotic leaf]

i wish my ex bestfriend didn’t ruin this game for me

[queen osprey]

3.3

[exotic leaf]

furry

[sharp vale]

Post GENSHIN

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

@signal seal how much do you think I could sell my challenger for

||I'm never gonna sell it||

[signal seal]

at least $200

[sharp vale]

I love that emoji

[signal iris]

hehe, using the one from my server

[queen osprey]

hehe

[sharp vale]

@signal seal hire me for an @home sales position

Remote sales position

[signal seal]

you need to have like a masters degree to be in sales where i work

[signal seal]

white, male, at least 40, but look at least 50

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

Tf why

[signal seal]

corporate sales, you need to have an understanding in engineering and a number of raw materials and other things

it's like a promotion from plant manager

and you need to be able to work with engineering to determine if it's even possible, etc.

[sharp vale]

OHH

I get it, you're selling services/labor

[signal seal]

i'm a production manager

[sharp vale]

But I already sell service/labor at my job as well

I do a bit of everything

[signal seal]

we sell product, and do a ton of prototyping and proprietary stuff you can't talk about

[sharp vale]

Shih

[sharp vale]

Can I get a letter of recommendation from you as well as other good shit when I apply to work at a stealership

[signal seal]

you can be a quality control person who looks at things under a 10 power magnifying glass for 12 hours a day

[sharp vale]

I'mma go work at dodge™

[sharp vale]

But that's not a remote job, is it?

[signal seal]

nope gotta get lucky and play all your cards right

make them think they got 50 when they only get 15

i can be a reference 😄 what do i pretend to be

[sharp vale]

Isn't your current job position already pretty high status

Just use that

[signal seal]

so i'll be like, yeet worked in vermont for 2 years with me?

[sharp vale]

FREE BIRD FRIDAY

[sharp vale]

"We did business in the field, very good sales strategies, raw, but has talent. Promising young worker." heheheh

[signal seal]

what kinda business

[sharp vale]

Idk I'm just memeing

[signal seal]

i mean i can do this

[sharp vale]

Yeah I'm serious too

But I'm not thinking about quitting my job any time soon

Gonna milk these opportunities as MUCH as possible before I jump

Three months into being employed here and I already flipped two cars for a good return

[signal seal]

Yeet and I did business by phone and in person over the course of the last two years. We made a number of material exchanges. He's an extremely thorough and reliable partner

[sharp vale]

Banger

[signal seal]

I'm good at bullshitting

[bitter heath]

what IS THIS

[sharp vale]

I literally made money for doing NOTHING bing

Except giving my shop a car they could've bought

[bitter heath]

Why do you have a furry sticker

[bitter heath]

nah I cant handle that

[sharp vale]

Pat is a furry and is part of the secret furry chat room where you get banned if you mention it server

That's where those are from

Don't ask me how I know this

[blazing vault]

@empty basin isn't it your bed time?

[hollow crater]

[sick wyvern]

Yes

[empty basin]

Yeah it’s past it bro. Checking my phone for the last time before I shut off for the night

[blazing vault]

im telling your mom

[granite umbra]

god i wish i had level 3 sight focus

🥴 😩

[queen osprey]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vital roost]

i think i know who the impostor is

[fair star]

Anyone know how to change region role on here?

[queen osprey]

to what

[fair star]

Oce (: im not sure why im NA

[queen osprey]

default

is NA

[fair star]

Fair, i cant see an option to change it unless im blind

oh cheers (:

[bitter heath]

what kind?