#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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@ffs.gama#5057
@sharp vale @sharp vale simply
host
profit
charge 5 usd upfront
yes
how do i join a clan?
You should charge 20$ at the door fam
I already spent way too much on seltzers
lmao no we charge everyone
thanks
Girls 18-20 charge em 10$ up front
5usd upfront 3 early register
You get more people coming in
Doubt you'd want a shit ton of strangers scrounging around your house anyways
Where do you live let me come party 😩
seattle
Anybody interested in doing VotD blind?
Hiya!
do not lfg for vow in any channel but #vow-of-the-disciple or #find-a-sherpa
Sorry :(

Good morning
🤓
I love you because anguish in your BIO

Hey, how do you join a fire team without having to send a friend request ? Please
@vital roost
i'm gonna buy that left dress, it's super cute
Proof ⁉️
sure
I had to change my phone keyboard because I was making so many typos
stylish text keyboard
btmn
imagine riven giving the gawk gawk 9000
wrong chat
I hate when I'm arguing with someone, they try to ego me, and then say some dumbass bullshit that contradicts their ego and makes them seem worth less than the insults they throw
Some dude literally tried insulting me based off buying and selling cars, and having a bad credit score (I actually don't have a credit score since I've never used credit)
And then accused me not owning my car (I can literally take a picture of the documents and title rn) and having a 6 year loan
And then he turns right around and claims to own 2 (TWO) cars, and then says he's FINANCING THEM with a 15k down payment for a three year loan
YOU DON'T OWN ANYTHING MF
what a silly guy
YOUR CAR AND MONEY IS OWNED BY THE BANK LOL
Literally an idiot of a guy
If you go put a 15k down payment on a car, and have a three year loan
That means you must've overpaid for a mid model SUBARU
Which one: terrible car, two: Your Downpayment, if you fail to pay off the car, now belongs to the bank, three: the bank owns your cars LOL
mf trying to talk so heavy when he can't even live up to the condescending words he says
Like aight buddy, you're trying to insult me but really you're just insulting yourself
Someone give them the ol # donate link rn

nice LA raid guide
why peter
Once again ran to the danger
Samaung t9 keyboard
We be blessed with discounts
IKR
Feels like a steal and the item I got from them last time is 10/10
Legit feel bad buying two items
(almost) theft
Yep
where you buying shit where you get that big of a discount
Like my only complaint is there is a red plastic gem on at top of the guard
No that's ms swift keyboard
I got it from etsy
oh
Who are you going to murder with this sword
no one, just filling up my room with LoTR swords
Lord of Tomb Raider
got 1k voices
I forgot GST exists
Au is symbol for gold
australian dollars
Australian gold
australian dollarooos
.gif Australian dollars
Can I hold your Australian handaroos 🦘


🥺
Btw in Ren language, this means yes
tru
The story to this gif is quite sad
What is the sad bit then
Dog could've gotten severely harmed maybe even killed due to the negligence of the owner, thankfully the owner reacted quickly and just bonked the kangaroo to save the dog
However it could've been much worse for both animals
Overall a situation that could've been prevented.
A person can definitely beat the shit out of a kangaroo, don't get it twisted, it's just the animal harm shouldn't have been a possibility
No the guy was hanging out with his friend for like his final months since his friend had cancer or something


428 bruh
over 2 million runes to level up once 
429 now actually 
Tbh leveling in elden ring becomes a lot easier nearer late game
It wouldn't be unlikely that he's still in the first playthrough
Planning on putting the 4 stray cat I fed for 5 months into an animal rescue center and I'm sad AF rn
@onyx schooner off chat is boring come spice it up with memes
Or in this case, nenes?

Steaming
bruh, i went on a wild goose chase just to get hella cash out

god this is so fucking funny to me
meanwhile the bitch ex wife
probably had none of that shit
overwhelming evidence that they didnt even look at
speaking of dumb shit
do it then
i've not played elden ring in a hot minute
I have learned that I am not very good at souls games
No one is
someone beat ds3 without resting at a bonfire for the majority of the game
no bonfire run, except you HAVE to rest at a bonfire at least twice
im pretty sure there's a vod out there of a guy beating dark souls 1 2 and 3 back to back to back without taking damage
yes
every time he got hit, he'd start again on the first game
i think it was lobos
god I can't even imagine
Twitch streamer The Happy Hob beat all three Dark Souls games back-to-back without taking a single hit. Starting with Dark Souls 3, he continued with Dark Souls 2 and eventually ended on Dark Souls 1. This run was finally done on March 9th 2018 after more than a year of trying.
This video is the complete run, originally streamed on Twitch.
F...
10 hour video
oh wait, this is just ds3
oh?
looks like he went 3,2,1
ah
I gotta see the reaction
he did it again, but w more games
unreal
it would be a feat for me to beat any of the games period
let alone no hit, let alone all in a row
i've beaten the dark souls games in a row, but as a casul
iirc, took me a week to beat ds1, 2 weeks to beat ds2 and one week to beat ds3
it's been forever, so i don't remember
The closest thing id played to a souls game before elden ring was fallen order
ds1 = 15 days
sotfs = 6 days
ds3 = 9 days
fallen order was great
still on 9 waiting for dlc
I loved falled order, played it like 6 times
pog take
naturally
Fake news
hello frens
.gif @fringe umbra's car crash.
damn
@sharp vale Bot is repeating itself.
poopy
.gif poopy @signal iris
What
Lewsh, come take a look at this @exotic leaf
this lady bug isn't having it with these ants
Ethicists and philosophers in shambles
MULTI TRACK DRIFTING
he lacks the resolve to do it
I'm bored
.gif bored @vivid flame
.gif swift drivers
Boo I didn't see the thing
Any goats?
.gif @hardy mesa's dream girlfriend
Hey chat 
chat killer ^
ur mum
no you're mother
@sharp vale
About 2-3k AUD
Assuming they didn't cheap out with aftermarket parts that is
their secretary called me saying it was ready and gave me 2 options
But it also seems to me like they actually put effort into their work
Ye ye
3.5k I say is fair
I feel like they actually put effort into the work considering it took them a few weeks to do the paint job right
Looks solid
Most paint shops would rush the job and get it out within a week
But that just means they sanded, painted, and clear coated with like one layer etc
These guys must've given you five coats on top of primer, plus the clear coat
So I say it's a fair price
I would definitely pay that for a repair myself
Probably part of the detail they did
Body shops detail cars before and after so they can remove any contaminants from the paint
i wanted them to paint my rims black, but forgot to tell them lmao
i suppose I'll wait till i have more money
It wouldn't have been worth it anyways
like rust?
y?
Like dust, sap, bugs, etc
Would've been like 600$ USD extra for the wheels that aren't even a good material to paint
oh right, they sand the rust off
The paint would've just come off over time with road damage
You're better off just buying after market wheels
my wheels are mazda stock, can't put a cover on them
i tried to remove a wheel myself, but it was so tight
Powder coating on the other hand
how much are aftermarket wheels?
Nah bro just plasti dip your wheels
Depends on what you want
Anywhere between 200USD to literally any other price
btw, i wanna get indicators on my sideview mirrors, my car never came w them
for a set of 4?
If you're lucky you can find some good used wheels that fits your taste being sold dirt cheap by some idiot
No point, you'd have to buy aftermarket mirrors, wire them, make sure they fit properly, or buy lights to put on em
Would look very tacky and out of place
bc of the actual side indicators?
Bc of the fact that to make them fit or mount on they'd look installed
It would the equivalent of putting an aftermarket vent on a car that doesn't have a hood vent
.gif @sharp vale's mother
@signal iris this obviously isn't indicative of what you're gonna get where you live but it's an example of what you could find
Nah bro brand new 52s
I love mi wheels
Sweet burnout bro
How’s the wheel fitment?
👀
hello chat
Mornin’
morning
.gif @candid birch' car crash.
Friendly neighborhood concussion dealer
joke's on you I can't drive xD
.gif @candid birch driving a car
B you got a Veyron bro?
shhh you're not supposed to know that o.o
I’m not sure about the gold though
yeah i hit the wrong thing on the order form
Ah I get that, surely you could afford to get it repainted? Or did the car bankrupt you?
Gucci
Nice, from the pic the wheels looked kind of tucked


Stock fitment
Why would I want tucked wheels on a challenger
You don’t, thats what I’m sayin lol
Yeah obvs, I know the ins and outs of these cars like the back of my hand
.gif YEETIM's socks
You got good sock game too
Also who made turbos like reasonably priced? It just makes it that much harder to not cave and buy one
Simply don't buy a turbo that isn't worth the quality. That's the rule of them game
Precision Turbo makes quality stuff right? Their entry series is like $800
Precision is good if you're doing everything yourself and know how to tune
Otherwise I'd stay away from anything that isn't made to spec for your car or application
You could buy a small 800$ turbo from plenty of companies but if the turbo isn't enough to build boost off the engine that you're running you're better off not spending money at all
The turbo alone isn't everything
omg I'm so drunk
Yeah, I can make a tune and stock my car only makes 200hp but it still kicks around pretty good
The turbo is only the beginning. You're gonna need plumbing, you're gonna have to move around everything that's in the way of the exhaust manifold to tubing and plumbing
My engine bay has plenty of space to run piping
Youre gonna need a custom measured intercooler
Then oil to turbo tuning, miscellaneous garbage to prevent oil starvation
Custom tunes, etc
Just sounds like a summer project to me
Sounds like something I don't feel assed to do
Too much work for something that'll most likely blow up your engine
And even then cheap turbos ain't worth slapping on for power
A friend of mine just recently got a Ford Expedition and it has a loud turbo in it, driving and feeling the boost kick in made me want one more lol
It shot up to 80 in no time
Sounds mediocre
You can't just turbo any engine
An engine has to be built or at least be strong enough for extra compression
.gif YEETIM's turbo
Yeah I know that some intervals can’t take the pressure
Are you based in North America?
I think there’s an error with setup or smthn
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains
Well, pull yourself together
time for me to move to NA then I guess xD
Nah don’t, it’s not great
Move to North Africa, is very gay friendly
SA has the cool accent tho right
doesn't africa have a lot of disease and dictators?
so does detroit
I heard that Australians have hard time understanding South African accent
rofl
Polish gherkins
Dinosaur sonic
well clearly the polish do not give a damn about copyright laws
What copyright? That’s obviously a completely different oc
pickle oc... well just when i thought i had seen it all...
so i got asked what i want for my birthday. i honestly have no clue
GASP
I don't think the old man will spend 4-6 hundo for my birthday
What were you thinking then? Just a bunch of games?
like really i have no idea. usually i just get games for myself and anything else is just too expensive
Guys, is hey-no-knee-no a euphemism for rumpy pumpy?
what

Amber Heard is an actual psychopath
i think that was established long ago
i've just binged the trial videos

What can they even defend her from lmao
no ||he's dead||
gifs you can hear
in what game?

You use them with m1 like all fps
Simply hold m1 to chip down a tree in minecraft ™️
standing here
I realize
you were just like me
trying to make history
but who's to judge
the right from wrong
Yo anyone know a way to make a 2 sided die (a d-2) more interesting than a coin?
just use a piece of paper and watch it flutter
thats funny
Thank you banana colored name
🍌
Is there a site i can check player counts on a game that isn't on steam?
sneed
deens
sneed
ensed
needs
Seedsn

Is there someone who can help me change my NAT type from moderate to open? I keep getting booted 😦
Pff

ong
@sharp vale i honestly expected them to not hook up my reverse cam when they replaced the back bumper and idk why i thought that
Why wouldn't they
It's part of the job
part of me thought bc it was an added modification to my car
Nah
When people charge you to repair a problem, they'll take into account everything that needs to be repaired and then ask you about specifics
In this case, a camera is part of the body work, so of course they'd put it back
ACTION PACKED MOVIE
ACTION PACKED MOVIE
True
Simply pay me to fix your car
no
good night practicians of the gaming

woah, nyx in chat
hihi

I've had turkey bacon... beef bacon sounds delicious
i was gonna ask what it was like compared to pig bacon
i would assume so. bacon is bacon
wha?
i would post a link but im a banana
bacon is a type of cut. so as long as you get the right consistency from an animal, you can make bacon out of it
yes, but I'm talking ab the taste
It probably just tastes like really fatty beef
So if you really like beef, it's probably really good
L
those look yummy 
ive tried almost all of this place's burgers
which is strange, bc i normally only go w one option
Milkshake
is making me hongreh >.< gotta finish new war first then will eat
yoo order me some food
no, you order ME some food
though ngl this has made me want borger
I'm dead broke rn
oof
Work hasn't given me a shift in weeks
i dont really like chick fil a
thats a little sus
hmmm... jesus chicken is an option
Got a new phone, well kinda new. Friend gave me a galaxy s10+ they fixed up but they got gifted a better phone before they finished fixing it.
their waffle fries are good
I like it but where I live, there's always a huge line
There's always a huge line at every chick FIL a
Chick FIL a is good, but tbh Popeyes chicken is better
nugs arte good
correct
bad take, but it might depend on the place you eat it from
It's crispier and the seasoning is better
Popeyes is just more volatile, like you can get some shitty ass Popeyes where the employees just kinda throw it together
Chick FIL a is pretty much always the same
But good Popeyes shits on chick FIL a
popeyes where i live def better than the chick fil a here
Oh it's definitely better
But chick fil a isn't bad either, it really depends on the individual locations
i agree with all of those statements, very good take
There's a chain near me called royal farms that blows both of them out of the water
Also, **HI @exotic leaf **
Am not a fan of java...then again not a fan of coding in general
hi bk :)
get this away from me
Freelance matchmaking is shit
freelance matchmaking in what game?
How lew?
The game called dn
destuhknee
Legit a 3 stack can go against 3 randos
I meant I was asking @exotic leaf how they were xD
ive been on this road. this video gives me anxiety https://youtu.be/YsieLJiJAeg
Old School Japanese Drifting on Irohazaka "いろは坂下り" Downhill ( With EuroBeat )
Music : Nathalie - Heartbeat
Source video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AexoNUgWe8c
pc gamers when your child dies in the womb (clearly the specs were too low)
LMAO holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTNkoDzP1hI
can someone dumb this down for me
See More at: http://www.blisteredthumbs.net/2010/12/geoff-keighley-vgas-interview/
Follow me on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/angryjoeshow
Follow me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/AngryJoeShow
I would, but it's 26 minutes and also 11 year ago so I don't even think it's worth watching
24*
How many trials games do you have to leave to get suspended?
wrong chat
try it
soon™️
@exotic leaf your name is leanshifer and welfare is lean colored. Big W

there is a online guy named "angry joe" whos online persona is someone who is upset with everything. in this he is "angry" about a interview at the VGA awards years ago.
Angry joe is trash, that’s all you need to know
i cant say he is or isnt i dont watch upset people for fun.
anything you think about him being trash, is just about his persona
but he's basically discount AVGN
question
what is the decision behind naming firearms things like the "street sweeper"
like
why was he angry
no lean
are they going to come out with an "immigrant destroyer" or "Poor people pulverizer" next?
man freddie and brandon were such a goated combo
Possibly
some people believe they need to have a gimmick to stand out. that's his. https://youtu.be/zYtOIAblUHs
We've just created a special playlist named "Eurobeat catalog" in order for you to listen to all songs from #sinclairestyle entire #eurobeat catalog. We'll upload two songs per week.
Today's video is: Heartbeat by Nathalie (Extended mix)
You can also listen to this song on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/track/2H5wRJv2e6j8Q0SAHfI8Vm
H...
I saw the album cover and immediately the song started playing in my head
that ones in one of my main playlists
IT'S THE BEAT OF MY HEART
THAT YOU FEEL DEEP INSIDE
DANCE TO THE HEART BEAT
WOAH OHHH
i think its the listen listen listen listen that gets stuck in my head
I also have this one
oh dude, you want to see my favourite initial d gif
I used to have it as my pfp
the most amazing looking water I've ever seen animated
anime water be crazy
I used to drift my car until I my power steering started making a weird noise
And then I repaired it and decided: never again
Care about the car too much to abuse it like that
It's coming
Wrong, I'm hijacking it, Honda style
the dance incase anyone wants to learn it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBtrUCbm2iU&ab_channel=hosedavid
The PVC hips are noticed by a Chinese grandmother.
enjoy your guacamole gamer fart 9000 my guy
anyone ever play that game Greedfall and have a game to compare it to?
you'd have to hijack the plane its on
tfw you have 2 keyboards and keep getting the 2 mixed up xD
What even is it about anymore
doms brother that didnt exist before now, and space
the guy who cares most about family, not mentioning a member of his family until this movie
shit was so stupid
stupid is an understatement man
that entire movie was just awful bullshit that shouldnt have happened
did you know for that movie, tyrese gibson said that he wouldnt do the movie if dwayne johnson was in it?
god I'm going to throw up man, they're doing a tenth movie aswell, and this is the cast so far
why are they bringing back sean and twinkie from tokyo drift
idk, but they did the whole space thing for fuck all
first and last f+f movie im seeing
the first 3, maybe 4 are worth
and tokyo drift
when they were actually about cars
What
bow wow
Yo
oh hey look its that terrible movie series that i watch if i need to vomit 😛
Not so much bad just overdone
I had my headphones set to max before clicking. ouch
Brain damage
):
shit, that was over a decade ago for me
pooop
does anyone play hawken
@signal seal I recommend a movie called "The ice road" very banger movie
I used to LOVE hawken when it was on pc 😭
I will never stop being sad they shut it down
I even had some of those comics from when they first released it 
anyone else rewatching batman in a discord call
which one?
ah. still haven't seen that one yet
its really good honestly
do you have an xbox?
I do not :(
rule #2: women
They're on 10???!? Who's watching these 
Rule #3: have no brain
NO HE DIDNT DESERVE TO DIEEE
That's me
this u?
rule
wut?
No, it's me
what did you buy at Ulta?
THIS FUCKIN VIDEO
IT HURT SO BAD
WHY, SHE'S SO SAD, SHE LOOKS SO UPSET
THE RAW EMOTION
MY HEART
It's the loading docks where people with sports cars go to when they're empty to do donuts and slide around
just how genuinely disappointed she looks lol
Like i'd know, i'm a nerd

I do illegal activities
maybe I should
clickbait
It hurts
Hello clickbait
finally, discord is over
peace at last
peace of these nuts


TRUE

@vital roost say gn rn
dont he doesnt deserve it
OOO GOT EM
Say gn rn
@mild crystal say gn rn
@void slate say gn rn
@quick hearth say gn rn
bad night
.gif Buenas Noches @sharp vale
Glorious night
Gay night
Overruled by Peter's gyf and nyx's glorious night
Gn
this is about you right yeetim?
JIF > GIF
guys do you order your pizza circumcised or normal?
That's exactly why
What the fuck
Can we hold hands
what is this in response to
excuse me what is this even an option
the crust cut off
circumcised pizza

I like crust
who doesnt
I don't
as a kid I'd eat up to them and leave them but now I start with the crust, just to terrify everyone I know
good night
I don't like crust
.gif YEETIM's pizza crust
and this is why I buy their products 
the 2 image gif
its just the same image too
it literally just moves slightly and the background changes colour
same image but slightly translated and the background is a little warmer
yes of course yeet
incredible really
because i do not care 
I am going to cry
ashyoo told me to say goodnight to you @bitter heath
So original
it's better than my old name atleast
fortnite rick went so hard tho
I'm crying
Weep
omg hi wizard
hihi

Hi wizzy say gn
LET'S GO

the last time someone said goodnight to me was march 8th
L
L
i don't know when you sleep
usually I fall asleep around 3-4pm
but I dunno if that'll happen today, dont feel tired and I've been up for 16ish hours
zac i have good news
what is the good news
i'm getting an actual job
oh nice, where at?
femboy camp counselor

SAME

mental issues? hahaha not at all
how i wanna feel
where i wanna be

Emikoe behavior
I'm going to sleep now before I get an aneurysm by butchering probability bc I know what I just said is absolutely batshit insane
Can an off topic chat mathematician correct me
either it happens or it doesn't
coin flips are not a 50 50
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS
either i get teleported to france rn or i don't, 50% chance of happening either way
51 49
because there's onyl 2 options
Simply get lucky
And discord mods have a 0% chance of ever getting any bitches

lmao
Ashyoo is a femboy
how the fuck did you do that
because one emoji i send by typing :femboy and the other is :femB
ʙ

Ahsyoo do you want a femboy
I want the femboy
You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees
In no way you already answered enough with that reply
Ashy requires emotional contact
I am correct
Good luck on your journey
Gibbous moon
Am I not
@vital roost WHU
WHUH
HUH WHUH
Nah that ain't me
No I've been waiting for ashy to drop a banger huh which for me
Moster drink
I am very, very very, very up to date on ashy lore
Stalker
LET'S FUCING GP OH MY GOD
aka he's been stalking me
YEETIM STAYS WINNING
Nice
yes it's me
If y'all don't know ashy lore y'all simply don't deserve to be associated with ashyoo
I don't
Exactly
Goodnight
Gn
no one should associate themselves w/ me
Ashy lore goes hard
probs for the best 
Right now we're in season 2 of huh whuh
I will continue to do so
Me and ashy are simply besties
my condolences
L ashyoo thinks I could ever be deterred or negatively impacted by ashyoo's acquaintance
Ashy becomes famous femboy when and I get benefits from being a long time supporter ez W
In it for the long term
No BING YOU DUMB MF
There's this movie called THE ICE ROAD
It's pretty solid imo
A little bit of crazy ass moments here
But solid
Idk why this has a 5/10
Well maybe it wasn't that great
But it was entertaining which is what I cared about

Bing what time is it where you're at currently
9:51
Just got my covid test waiting to fly now
Watch the movie I told you about then
On your flight
Negative BTW dodging covid like a boss 3 years later
We swag
And tell me if it's a bing list pass
Bruh they don't give you that many choices
Oh I forgot
Lol I forgor that airline wifi is dog and you can't use Netflix
Airplane wifi is expensive but it's gotten better
But I'm not using Netflix on my phone
CJ and his children
guz morning
anyone watched altered carbon?
have nothing to do this afternoon so I'm going to watch it, want to know whether its worth the 10+ hours of my life or not
no
its not worth it
damn, I'm trying to find something to watch that isnt terrible
have u watched loki
yeah, watched it a while ago
Guys I got promoted at work today
let's fuckin goooo
i have all four of the elemages now
Yes, I liked it
Season 1 at least, season 2 is kind of a miss
Is ist possible in Lego star wars to change the split screen window for player 1 and 2? Normally 1 is on the left and 2 on the right but I would like to switch that
if you couldnt find it in game or on google the answer is probably no
with mackie I'd assume so
I like Anthony Mackie, it's just a show that only needed 1 season
I dont really remember him from much outside of marvel stuff so my opinion of him is from that
The first season is definitely worth a watch if you're into sci fi
Imo at least
I pretty much ran out of shit I wanted to watch too, it's why I started reading webtoons
I'm lying in bed reading some shitty manga while watching it, just incase one or the other gets boring
Never really liked manga, fw webtoons tho
Read 20th Century Boys or perish
Perishing sounds fun though
@smoky matrix
💛
@trail oyster same person from yesterday that accused my account of bs 💀
Context, I own almost all the accounts that are cheaters/unknown to him 
hihi
wtf lemu in chat
I'm standing next to a fat short Jonny depp
There's no way to take a picture
But its his twin
@smoky matrixhraesvelgr is a long noodle
?
dragon
I know its the dragon but I don't get at all how he's a noodle
his body looks long to me
ah
what game is that?
ShellShock Live is a strategic online multiplayer artillery game developed by kChamp Games.Fight Alongside your Friends (Or blow them up... we won't judge!)Take part in action-packed 8-Player team and free-for all battles. Tactical gameplay is essential to victory, while numerous distinct tanks, weapons, items, maps, and play styles make every ...
$6.99
24308
ShellShock goes hard with the boys
I remember playing it on a browser.. FOR FREE
Downloading spellforce, heard it is like AoE but fantasy
Real
Oh, I played with my gf at the time

I think she has more hours than me now though lol
Bruhhh
I recently played again cause I was bored
And this random person was egoing very hard about him being #1 in the world
So I made an alt and got a higher placing, now I'm a cheater 
Egoing in Shellshock 
Some people got massive egos
my role as an azure dragoon has been acknowledged, LET'S GOOO
💀
guh

why are we still here just to suffer?
474 gold O_O
is that a lot or a lil
sneed
sneezed

Pirate Star: Astray
474 is poverty











