💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[sharp vale]

Based

[warped aspen]

have fun

[sharp vale]

I actually do not drive recklessly often

Actually I no longer desire to drive recklessly

[bitter heath]

HAHA FUNNY

[sharp vale]

"recklessly" even though I've never been close to causing harm or damage

The car "world"/"culture" makes me really sad and irritated, stresses me out

Simply owning a car in the atmosphere is such a drag (get it?)

[little grotto]

leave

[warped aspen]

[sharp vale]

It's always about "Who's best" "what's best" "you're too broke" blah blah blah

Very demoralizing

[warped aspen]

lemon speedrun

[sharp vale]

Anyways

[candid birch]

omfg this black dot (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[sharp vale]

These days people are obsessed with the type of car that I drive, and now the majority of dumbasses who buy them are making the rest of us look bad because

They go out and do reckless shit and end up killing people

I've considered selling my car like three times because of it but now I definitely will not

[candid birch]

what kind of car?

[warped aspen]

just swap the shell out for a delorian (spelling?)

as if you could fit a turbo v12 or whatever in it

[quick hearth]

@signal iris

[sharp vale]

That's extremely expensive and not worth the money, time, and the chassis wouldn't fit

[warped aspen]

figured

[sharp vale]

A turbo V12 is actually a pretty small engine

[warped aspen]

🤯

[sharp vale]

They're like 3-5 liters at most and they make the power they do by pushing turbos

Also incredibly unaffordable

[warped aspen]

like swapping a HDD out for a SSD in 2010

give it another decade

or two

[sharp vale]

It simply doesn't work like that

[warped aspen]

yeah i just realized

[sharp vale]

Dodge Challenger

[warped aspen]

innovation wont drive production down nearly as quickly for v12 turbos compared to pc hardware

[sharp vale]

I could talk about swapping an engine for an hour and still not get to how difficult and unachievable it is

[warped aspen]

that too

[sharp vale]

Not to mention a v12 is simply an unavailable engine worth like 50-100k dollars alone

And only luxury manufacturers produce em such as Ferrari and Lamborghini

In order to get an engine you have to buy it from the company directly or yoink it from another car

[warped aspen]

the only way i see them taking off is if theyre needed for consumer-grade martian rovers

[sharp vale]

Unironically

Martian rovers do not run on engines

They run on electric rotors

[warped aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/878638589724983296.gif?v=1&size=100

[sharp vale]

Motors*

[warped aspen]

then they will never be anything other than showpiece status

the v12, not the rover

[sharp vale]

Correct

That's all they've ever been

[candid birch]

unless you're a millionaire

then you go ZUUUM

[sharp vale]

Correct

Or just really lucky

[queen compass]

If you wanna go fast go to race track

[sharp vale]

That's what everyone says and it's a pointless and tireless argument

If you want to go fast: be responsible

[queen compass]

Yeah don't do it in a city

[pale locust]

I go to race track to refill my gallon vacuum bottle with slush for 1.69 dollars

[queen compass]

Do it on big highways at night

[sharp vale]

I have probably driven this car over 100MPH on the streets hundreds of times

Never once had a problem

[little grotto]

nyoom

[sharp vale]

Why? Because you gotta be more than just aware of the road when you're driving fast

[queen compass]

I've been hit by a safe driver going 30mph

It hurts a lot

[sharp vale]

Your car better have good tires, good wheels, bearings, suspension, steering, everything has to be perfect if you want to go fast

If not: you do not deserve to go fast

[queen compass]

Still going fast you should be careful where you go fast on public roads

[sharp vale]

Even a slightly damaged wheel can cause a leakage of air that could lead to reduced traction and lack of response time

[candid birch]

I've been hit by people that don't like me. in some cases I even hit them back

[sharp vale]

Me too, I don't drive fast in bad conditions

Anyone who drives fast in bad times I immediately mock them.

[candid birch]

insert gif about cone of shame

[sharp vale]

Just because you're in the fast lane does not mean you have the right to go 100mph if oncoming traffic is slowing down to 60mph

Slow down with them before you run out of room to stop

[queen compass]

Just don't drive fast in cities tbh

[vestal ember]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh-TMLKMf8M

[queen compass]

UK city's not always a great place to go fast

[sharp vale]

It's always dumb to drive fast in cities

Cops and precincts everywhere, stop n go traffic, hella obstacles

[queen compass]

Yeah do it outside where people won't cross the road

:)

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/922190988062113834/965108918516858880/36208bbd85bfd02fb016000f3d1316da.mp4

[sharp vale]

I'd rather ride a bike in the city than speed

Which I have done

[sharp vale]

HE'S NOT A GIRL???

[queen compass]

UK cities look like they have nice long roads you could speed along at night and then you actually end up at the street and there is like 3 bus routes that go along it and a club or a speed camera

[sharp vale]

LMAO

Plenty of European stories about roads always go the same way

"you think you're going long distance but in reality getting from France to Italy takes 30 minutes"

European infrastructure is simply not in necessity of vehicles

[queen compass]

I mean technically it does

But I wish it was that short

A drive from Edinburgh (Scotland's capital) to London (England/UK capital) takes 7 and a half hours no stops

[sharp vale]

A drive from major city to city here in the usa takes about that time

Depending on the area

[onyx schooner]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmjuDAqch4A

[sharp vale]

All of my stresses are gone

Finally have enough money in my bank account Incase of emergency and leisures

[onyx schooner]

give

[sharp vale]

GO AWAY

[onyx schooner]

[vital roost]

omg is it for me

[queen compass]

Yeah well Edinburgh or Glasgow is like the longest major city to major city drive in the UK

[sharp vale]

WHY DO BOTH OF YOU SHOW UP WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS MONEY

[onyx schooner]

this is false, i was already here

[sharp vale]

You're right nene my bad

How dare I spread false information

[onyx schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/484153257753837568/964408301217542144/redditsave.com_mcfpkpa8tgt81.gif

[vital roost]

because i'm broke

[sharp vale]

Only if we move in together and you help me pay rent

You can bring your boyfriends too (please, they can help pay rent)

[vital roost]

i am single yeet

[sharp vale]

(also idk why but all of my gay friends irl have really attractive female friends and I'm down horrendous)

[vital roost]

i used to be really good friends with this girl from cali

[sharp vale]

That's why I said BOYFRIENDS, we will take advantage of everyone for money

[vital roost]

but we just kinda drifted apart

[sharp vale]

It's a dog eat dog world out here

[pale locust]

simply perform mitosis

[vital roost]

i also eat dogs

[sharp vale]

PERFECT

Aight ashyoo I'm buying you a flight to Texas and we are moving in together

[queen compass]

Ashyoo

[vital roost]

hi

[pale locust]

Good thing im leaving Texas since Yeetim lives there

[sharp vale]

Pay for my gas first

[pale locust]

How much tho

[sharp vale]

88$ for a full tank

(it's a 19 gallon tank)

[queen compass]

I was gonna say something then I didn't want to

[candid birch]

so after some troubleshooting its official: i have dead pixels

[pale locust]

My tank is 50 freedom units what gas guzzling abomination are you driving

[sharp vale]

C'mon bro

C'mon.

[vital roost]

somethings are best left unsaid

[sharp vale]

Mopar or no car

[pale locust]

Maybe not an abomination

[candid birch]

i have a little money stashed away so i could technically splurge on a nicer tv...

[pale locust]

My car ugly af

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[pale locust]

I will take it with pride

[sharp vale]

On god tho

[candid birch]

I don't have a car

[pale locust]

Anyway that's too much
I will pay for your Cinnabon though

[sharp vale]

Idc what car it is man, but if it keeps you safe, and you keep it respectable, that's all that matters

I hate when people say "as long as it gets me from point a to point b"

[candid birch]

[sharp vale]

Yeah sure a car can get you from point a to point b, but 150HP will not save you from an accident when someone is merging into your lane or running you off the road

[pale locust]

"As long as it has wheels and moves ne around"

[pale locust]

No not you

[queen compass]

No just social anxiety

[pale locust]

Idk im too cautious driving

[sharp vale]

Biggest down bad losers ever ong

[sharp vale]

Omg me too bestie!!

[pale locust]

I drive like a grandma

[sharp vale]

It's okay you can simp for ashyoo

[queen compass]

I can't drive

[sharp vale]

Everyone here does it as a joke and seriously too

[unkempt plinth]

as long as it gets me to roughly the area I need to go without casualties it can work

[sharp vale]

Most people can't these days, lax

[queen compass]

I wasn't gonna simp

No I literally can't drive

[pale locust]

I have never done it

[sharp vale]

I'm extremely cautious but I don't drive like a grandma

[queen compass]

I've only been in a car once

To drive that is

[sharp vale]

Exactly, most people can't, lax

[unkempt plinth]

I can drive, not legally or very well but I can

[sharp vale]

I'mma keep it real with you chief

[pale locust]

I just drive slowish really, I don't like how other people drive lmao they're all distracted and going fast af

[sharp vale]

If you can play a videogame, you can drive.

No reason to be nervous

If you have enough game awareness to play a game effectively, you can drive.

[pale locust]

I used to be super stiff at first lol

[queen compass]

Nah I literally just haven't gotten round to it lmao

[sharp vale]

Then don't stress

[queen compass]

I managed to get up to the speed limit of the road the first time I started learning :) then I never drove again

[unkempt plinth]

yeah but I can alt+f4 games when I mess up

[sharp vale]

Save up for a cheap beater and toss it around in the back roads or in the woods

[sharp vale]

Simply don't mess up

[pale locust]

Simply do good

[unkempt plinth]

good idea

[candid birch]

...ok so i did a little googling and noticed something weird about how the pixel was acting... turns out it had something to do with steam being stuck... WTF

[sharp vale]

What I'm saying is: if you imagine the outside of your car as an extension of your body, and you're aware how much space your car takes up, that's all the you need to know

[pale locust]

I think alot of people forget that driving is a privilege and not a right

[unkempt plinth]

I’ll download GTA V to practice

[queen compass]

Pretty much it

[sharp vale]

If you know how many feet forward your car is and how many feet back your car is, parking is easy. If you know how your car turns, how it moves, how it grips

[granite umbra]

what is a keyboard with macro keys , function keys , but no numpad , is that a 65%

[candid birch]

why the fucking shitty balls did steam do that!?!?!?!?

[sharp vale]

You can drive it effectively

[queen compass]

My parents when they got a new car recently basically looked for can you see the front of the car and down the side or not

[candid birch]

reeeeee (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[sharp vale]

??? LOL what

[unkempt plinth]

your car has feet?

[sharp vale]

A good driver can drive anything regardless of visibility if they know the size of their car

[queen compass]

Some cars just too bulky man

Gotta get them clear veiws

[sharp vale]

I drive cars every day in and out of tight spaces at my shop, it has become second nature to drive cars too hard to see out of

I should become a FedEx driver no cap

[queen compass]

I mean it's mostly cause my mum and dad share a car

[sharp vale]

They simply are not good drivers then

[queen compass]

By can drive lots of shit

Frick

[unkempt plinth]

just get a cyber truck from tesla, they have rock proof windows

[pale locust]

no

[queen compass]

My dad can drive lots of shit, my mum just isn't as good

[pale locust]

I'm gonna get dn instead

[unkempt plinth]

it was clear in the demonstration that they were rock proof

[sharp vale]

People these days think: Good driver = following the law and the rules from drivers ed

[unkempt plinth]

I heard Joe had one of those

[pale locust]

Good driver = can parallel park
Lmao

[sharp vale]

Good driver is actually: being able to predict, anticipate, know how to move your car in any speed, and avoid bad situations, and most importantly: how to control your car

[sharp vale]

All I'm saying is: if someone knows how to parallel park and how to stay in their lane, I'm not trusting them with a 400HP car

Some people don't realize that different cars have more or less throttle response than others so you cant just push em around like any car

When I first bought my car, I only had a few months of driving experience. I didn't even have a license I just got it bc why tf not I had the cash

[unkempt plinth]

good driver = no crash and cause no crash

[sharp vale]

And then I let my friend who DID have a license drive

She was like "yeah I know how to drive I have a license I've had one for one year" and I was like "ok."

[queen compass]

There was black ice on a really tight corner once when my dad was driving, that was fun, thankfully nobody else was on the road Infront cause it was 1 way road

[sharp vale]

As soon as she steps on the gas: my tires? SMOKED

[pale locust]

Only I have driven my car, I'm not playing any games

[sharp vale]

Never let her drive my car again

Not everyone KNOWS how to drive.

[pale locust]

It's like when I let someone borrow my fountain pen and they absolutely ruined the nib after saying they knew how to use it lol

[sharp vale]

You could put me in anything with 500HP or less and I can confidently control it.

[unkempt plinth]

you can know how to drive without knowing how to drive

[sharp vale]

Great response

[queen compass]

Yes

[unkempt plinth]

it’s like every single thing, you can know the theory but not the applications

[sharp vale]

I always tell everyone who asks to drive my car

[queen compass]

I can vroom but I can't watch the roads then again I'm also not confident in the vroom

[sharp vale]

"You know how to drive, but do you know how to drive?"

And if they answer yes immediately, I simply just laugh at them

[pale locust]

They are simply an expert

[sharp vale]

Everyone I've met trusts me with their cars except bad drivers

[unkempt plinth]

“I can drive with my eyes closed”

[sharp vale]

Bad drivers for whatever reason think they're so good and that no one is a better driver than them.

I had a friend who would complain about me being reckless but literally everyone who's ever been in a car with her complains about how bad they are and how unaware they are

[unkempt plinth]

there was a name for that, having just a slight bit of knowledge in a field gives you all the confidence in the world but then there’s a massive curve

[sharp vale]

She never let me drive her car even during terrible situations like being intoxicated

[queen compass]

Ew

[sharp vale]

Like, aight buddy

[vital roost]

@wind axle did u want to try the wave 50 again

for lean fiend

[sharp vale]

I LOVE LEAN

[vital roost]

wait did we complete that

[wind axle]

i already got lean fiend lmao

[sharp vale]

I LOVE LEAN

[vital roost]

o oop

[wind axle]

we did yeah

[queen compass]

Imagine driving under the influence smh

[vital roost]

we should do a monsoon run then

no artifacts, raw dog style

[sharp vale]

One time I got drunk and let my Marine friend drive my car to pick up my other homie who has more driving experience than me

[wind axle]

i will die

[sharp vale]

Which, funny story, I'm actually a better driver than him now

[vital roost]

only one way to get better, frost

[queen compass]

Imagine having to be in a car to get home whilst drunk

[unkempt plinth]

The dunning-Kruger effect is what it is

[queen compass]

Buses

[sharp vale]

He even admits that even though he's been driving for like 8 years, I'm still a better driver

[vital roost]

let me get a drink rq @wind axle

[wind axle]

Aight

[sharp vale]

I've only been driving since I was 18 and I only have three years of experience

[queen compass]

So you're

21?

22?

[unkempt plinth]

yeetim age reveal

[sharp vale]

20

[queen compass]

3 years but from 18 and are 20

Maths doesn't add up

[sharp vale]

Bought my car around mid March three years ago

[unkempt plinth]

he hasn’t aged this year yet

[sharp vale]

Born October 2001

[queen compass]

Must be a leap year child

2001 child ew

2003 gang 😎

[sharp vale]

I don't trust anyone born above 2001 get out of my face

Jk

[unkempt plinth]

leap year children age 4x slower, they found the secret to immortality

[sharp vale]

Except when I run them over

[queen compass]

Wow

[unkempt plinth]

great driver btw

[queen compass]

I remember the date I was hit by a car

[sharp vale]

I too also remember the times I've been hit by a car

[queen compass]

05.02.2016 (5th of February btw)

[sharp vale]

It's funny that it's happened twice

[queen compass]

I've almost been hit again

Damn BMW drivers smh

[sharp vale]

Get yo SCHMONEY

LOL BMW DRIVERS

IT'S THE SAME ACROSS THE WORLD

yeah I actually mald at Mercedes and European drivers

[vital roost]

ok i'm back @wind axle start a lobby whenever

[queen compass]

Mercedes and BMW drivers are so bad

[wind axle]

game crashed 1 sec

[vital roost]

nw

[sharp vale]

Nobody pisses me off more than people who drive these brands: Bmw, kia, Mercedes, Nissan, and any of their subsidiaries.

[unkempt plinth]

good dating system

[sharp vale]

I've never seen dumber drivers and owners

[queen compass]

day before month makes more sense

[sharp vale]

People come into my shop with those brands with the DUMBEST shit needed to be repaired

Funny yeetim client story:

[queen compass]

Imagine not fixing it yourself

[sharp vale]

I was helping a client diagnose an issue on their car, apparently she had hit something on the road and it damaged their lower part of the car and bumper

[queen compass]

That post was made by my dad who is a bike mechanic

[unkempt plinth]

lost like… an entire chair?

[sharp vale]

And I checked it out and sure enough she had a damaged intercooler, damaged fog light, hanging cover and ripped wire

As it turns out, she was driving and she says, and I QUOTE: "Yeah I think I hit a tire or something on the highway, I really don't know, to be honest I wasn't paying attention, I was on my phone."

[queen compass]

Must have been a big stick

[sharp vale]

I WAS MALDING

[queen compass]

...

[sharp vale]

I WAS MALDING SO HARD

So we charged her 1,200$ for repairs

[unkempt plinth]

she could’ve hit a person and not known

[hollow marten]

You good?

[sharp vale]

She said she was going 70 too

[queen compass]

Only time you should look at your phone is if you have a like GPS to guide you going somewhere smh

[sharp vale]

Where do you guys keep your phones in when you're driving

[unkempt plinth]

not even then, just use siri

[sharp vale]

I want to see something

[queen compass]

I mean sometimes the instructions aren't the clearest

[unkempt plinth]

no where

[unkempt plinth]

what instructions… turn right?

[sharp vale]

I notice majority of drivers who come into the shop have phone mounts these days and they keep their phones on a mount next to their dash or next to the radio

[queen compass]

Nah weird roundabouts that aren't actually round abouts

[sharp vale]

I keep my phone in my pocket to avoid distractions.

[unkempt plinth]

can you count? if so it’s pretty easy

[queen compass]

I would put mine in the middle thingy

[queen compass]

You haven't seen some of the weird roundabouts here :)

[unkempt plinth]

ew, just use a cup holder

[sharp vale]

Can someone download this and send it to me https://www.instagram.com/reel/CcZNfInFMa9/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[unkempt plinth]

it’s obviously a rick roll

[sharp vale]

It is not

It's a Corolla roll

Which is significantly better

[pale locust]

[sharp vale]

Thank you fluffy

<3

[pale locust]

yes

[pale locust]

[sharp vale]

BONITO COMO EL SOL

[unkempt plinth]

a furry trap I see

[sharp vale]

Correct

I do not like furries

[unkempt plinth]

we’re meant to like them?

[pale locust]

no

[sharp vale]

In some decrepit cultures, yes

[unkempt plinth]

oh good, I was worried I was doing things terrible

[sharp vale]

@onyx schooner thank you Nene for this absolute banger meme

[signal iris]

[unkempt plinth]

cat

[unkempt plinth]

welcome to micro-transactions! We hope you enjoy forced monetisation

[pallid plover]

Is there a way I can get into the ps4 lfg in here or is the lfg full of people who play on pc or any console?

[unkempt plinth]

we are open to all, also go to main chat for these questions

[pallid plover]

Oops my b

[void slate]

Fun fact - I never owned a wireless charging phone

[unkempt plinth]

neither

[sharp vale]

i remembered I have to do an oil change this month

My cinnabun money is about to get yoinked again by car maintenance

[void slate]

wireless charging is like wireless electric kettle - it still has a part with a cable that you literally have to put next to the device

[signal iris]

i've owned 2 or 3

[void slate]

for some reason Asus Zenfone's don't have it (it's not like I'd want it tbf)

[signal iris]

yes, but you don't have to plug ur phone in, which is a w

[pale locust]

Clearly you want the LG wing

[void slate]

but that's the only benefit afaik, the downside being that it will cost you more money to charge the phone (takes more power to charge wireless)

[fickle sentinel]

The amount of extra power draw to charge a phone wireless is like maybe cents worth

Like, yearly

I like wireless charging for setting my phone on at my desk and for my earbuds

But at night I still plug in

[pale locust]

I've never really used wireless charging

My phone can share power wirelessly, used it a few times to top up headphones or my watch

[fickle sentinel]

My last 2 phones have had that and I've never used it

[pale locust]

It's just another useless bell

Maybe if it was faster

[fickle sentinel]

It's cool in theory, but like the situation where you would want it almost never happens

[pale locust]

Simply carry a portable power bank

[void slate]

The wireless coil also takes up space inside the phone

[signal iris]

i changed my hair, idk if it's better

[fickle sentinel]

Wireless charging coils are like a millimeter thick

If that

[pale locust]

what color was it before

[amber wigeon]

Cute hair

[signal iris]

same colour

[pale locust]

o you changed style

[signal iris]

ya

[void slate]

At which hours does Moon visit us

.gif @fickle sentinel's wife

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bx752.gif

[fickle sentinel]

W?

[sharp vale]

W?

[sharp vale]

I think you should take this as a W

[fickle sentinel]

I have no idea what a hotwife fantasy is and im weary to Google it

[pale locust]

same lol

better to remain undiscovered

[fickle sentinel]

Oh, it's just being a cuck

[pale locust]

bruh

[fickle sentinel]

I dunno if that's a W anymore

[sharp vale]

Nvm

That's a major L

Sorry brock, should've just taken the W

Now you HAVE to take the L

[pale locust]

\🤓

[fickle sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-disintergrating-meme-emoji-disintegrating-meme-gif-21239978

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[pale locust]

[mild crystal]

if you say ok I will literally make an amogus joke

[pale locust]

simply get shaped glass

[pale locust]

nvm I prefer meteorite

[vital roost]

I"M ON LEAN

[pale locust]

so you got gesture and tonic?

[vital roost]

YES

[pale locust]

😔

simply another drug abuser

[turbid igloo]

Name the worst movie in existance

[pale locust]

human centipede

[cold nebula]

Morning\

[turbid igloo]

LMAO

[pale locust]

wtf was even happening there

face app? what did it change

[turbid igloo]

I would say Probably all last 2 star wars movies disney made

[drifting ivy]

gud morning off topic inhabitants

[cold nebula]

They where dog shit, but far from being the worst in existance

[turbid igloo]

they were horrendously shit

[pale locust]

its 2am

[smoky matrix]

disney rly went from Rogue one straight to the last 2 sequels like how do you manage to downgrade like that

[sharp vale]

I LOVE LEAN

@vital roost

[cold nebula]

Rushed production, no exit pools etc

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-lean-meme-lean-cat-loves-lean-purple-drank-gif-24893809

[cold nebula]

No studio control either, they gave Ryan Johnson creative freedom

[smoky matrix]

and then 2 directors as well

each trying to do their own thing with star wars

[cold nebula]

Yes, it is like making a 3 part novel. I write first part, you write second etc, but with no coordination between us

[drifting ivy]

LOOOOVE LEAN 💜

[sharp vale]

I LOVE LEAN

[smoky matrix]

Gareth Edwards did a really good job of capturing the feel of the original trilogy for the most part imo

[pale locust]

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-oscar-isaac-letoatreides-gif-23664143

The best thing to come from those movies' was this guy

[drifting ivy]

The aunt may text incident

[cold nebula]

Is that a troppe?

[drifting ivy]

sent ya in dms

[cold nebula]

Now I got it

[vital roost]

[drifting ivy]

Yo ash

[vital roost]

rip mithrix the bozo

[pale locust]

I have never killed him

[vital roost]

dumbass left his dumbass hat behind

[drifting ivy]

damn haven't played the game in a while

[drifting ivy]

which character do you play?

[sharp vale]

Can I race your heart, ashawty?

[vital roost]

i was on loader

[drifting ivy]

"ashawty"

[sharp vale]

Correct

Minus the wa

[drifting ivy]

is like a melody in my head that i can't keep out

[pale locust]

I probably always lose because of playing artificer lol
Also just bad at the game but new survivors cool

[sharp vale]

NANA EVERYDAY LIKE MY IPOD'S STUCK IN REPLAY

[drifting ivy]

I only play that bow character cuz its the only one i can win with lmao

[pale locust]

Lol, never actually used huntress but she has some movement

Merc used to be insane

[vital roost]

it was really scary because the boss takes your items and he took my 10 focus crystals

and i'm loader so i HAVE to get in close

[pale locust]

I never survive the zucc

And they nerfed being able to just fly up

[vital roost]

[wind axle]

i was dead for 4/7 levels

[pale locust]

Nice

[void slate]

@vital roost Which cat should Bethany adopt?

[vital roost]

hunter

i like the floppy ears

[vital roost]

femboy cat

[sharp vale]

Is this you?

[vital roost]

yes

[sharp vale]

Why are you neutered?

[signal iris]

you're neutered?

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

Based Claire

[vital roost]

i don't have to answer that

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo you're neutered you can't even make that face

The hormones simply are not there for that type of sexualized smugness

[sharp vale]

This is more accurate

[vital roost]

wo

[void slate]

Do you want a surname? @vital roost like Femboy

[vital roost]

ashyoo is fine

[signal iris]

last name : is fine

[vital roost]

omg it's me

[granite umbra]

meow

[vital roost]

meow

[void slate]

I wonder what are your traits

[granite umbra]

farts alot

[void slate]

so I already have Postninja cat and Ashyoo cat

[signal iris]

klara cat when?

[void slate]

@thin kelp

[thin kelp]

you replaced me

[vital roost]

yeah that about sums it up

[thick orbit]

Is that dream??

[thin kelp]

its the average taken of every discord mod into one human

[cold nebula]

"You are hot cupcake"

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

Average discord mod

[thin kelp]

great game

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/arcane-vi-hood-arcane-vi-gif-24875307

[void slate]

Pick your cat

[thin kelp]

hazley

[vital roost]

i thought you were just sending furry porn

[cold nebula]

I am hitting the rough streets

[vital roost]

i figured that'd be something you'd do

[cold nebula]

Can Moon have a Husky

[sharp vale]

Jesus Christ ashyoo do you really think that little of me

[vital roost]

yes

[thin kelp]

furries

[void slate]

sure

[sharp vale]

:(

[thin kelp]

BEGONE FOUL CREATURE

[void slate]

Claire didn't pick her cat 😦

[pale locust]

[signal iris]

cupcake i suppose

[pale locust]

you suppose!!!???

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-hot-cupcake-vi-arcane-caitlyn-arcane-caitlyn-vi-caitvi-gif-25283519

[signal iris]

lmaooo are all these cats neutered?

[thin kelp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fyXxuxqdUg

[void slate]

xd

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/parsley-parsleythedog-parsleythehusky-husky-siberian-gif-22061951

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/foss-no-bitches-no-hoes-0bitches-no-gif-24529727

[sharp vale]

Yes, they're adoptive cats

[pale locust]

Bruh lmao

[thin kelp]

wtf was that

[sharp vale]

Softcore po

[cold nebula]

Moons Wife Gif went wrong when peter posted it

[thin kelp]

[pale locust]

Shaking and crying

[cold nebula]

.gif @cold nebula's wife

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bDqyH.gif

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/gwent-gwentcard-monsters-miruna-gif-13942079

[sharp vale]

Ayo?

[thin kelp]

this gif bro

[cold nebula]

wtf

[void slate]

@signal iris Is this name okay?

[thick orbit]

Vi and cait are best buds

[thin kelp]

AYO

[pale locust]

BRUH

[sharp vale]

Me and you are best buds

[signal iris]

why is the last name cat? lmao

[sharp vale]

AYO

[cold nebula]

Now when I think about it, it was a retarded gif

[sharp vale]

BRAZILIANS NUMERO UNO

CAMPEO DO MUNDO

[signal iris]

oh

[pale locust]

[void slate]

Maybe this

[thick orbit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/459236572156657664/949316992958095450/aaaagh.gif

[signal iris]

NO

[cold nebula]

@void slate Husky

[void slate]

Is Klara Cat okay then or just make her Claire Sandwich

[signal iris]

polish sandwich

[void slate]

I need to use a different family to adopt you because they already have two sandwiches

[sharp vale]

@vital roost omg is this u?

[void slate]

Klara Kanapka?

[thick orbit]

Yes

[sharp vale]

Hi ren

Hold my hand rn

[void slate]

Name confirmation when 😦

[signal iris]

ya

[sharp vale]

Now

[thin kelp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/939986522994774067/940159810031190026/3x-1.gif

[vital roost]

https://tenor.com/view/dimden-cat-shake-cute-tudou-gif-23152422

hi maya how's u

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

Is this u?

[thick orbit]

[dark shoal]

sneed

[void slate]

@signal iris

[somber anvil]

@thick orbit

[vital roost]

hi celica

[thick orbit]

[somber anvil]

Sneed

[sharp vale]

Mean

[sharp vale]

deens

[dark shoal]

hello german

[dark shoal]

hello Luna

[sharp vale]

Can someone tell me what Sneed is

[somber anvil]

Sneed

[dark shoal]

why would i feed you the answer

[sharp vale]

I just assume it's the john Lenin equivalent of mald?

[cold nebula]

LUNA

[vital roost]

wouldn't you like to know

[thin kelp]

💤

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-what-que-recalculando-loading-gif-19097337

[sharp vale]

I'm not giving you any money

[somber anvil]

You cant use that emote

[dark shoal]

this is the virtual equivalent of kicking someone in the balls as hard as you can

[cold nebula]

[somber anvil]

Smh

[sharp vale]

Is this @vital roost?

[onyx schooner]

no

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/heroes-of-the-storm-mlp-gif-12911657

[onyx schooner]

hi please dont post anymore

[somber anvil]

Hi nene

[onyx schooner]

Hi lunoor

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/sneed-americincel-based-gif-20819189

[void slate]

Who should own the dog? Zeinab, Gerard or Midnight? Zeinab is a businesswoman, Gerard is in secret service and Midnight is in military @cold nebula

[thin kelp]

pls no

robots

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/sneed-sneedmode-sneedgang-gif-19580010

[pale locust]

Sneedmode

[void slate]

sneeze mode

[sharp vale]

Sneedmode

[cold nebula]

Purple one, althou Moon has husky

[pale locust]

Elemayo they on sneedmode

[sharp vale]

OH MY GOD ASUKA IS COMATOSE IN THE HOSPITAL?

PRANK EM SHINJI

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-shinji-ikari-hand-gif-19963156

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-lara-croft-leave-the-door-open-leave-the-door-open-emote-fortnite-emote-gif-21390422

[signal iris]

skittish, i suppose so

[pale locust]

[sharp vale]

@onyx schooner prank em John

[somber anvil]

Sneed

[cold nebula]

Literally the only thing I know about EVA as an average gundam fan

A sick weirdo masturbating over the bed of his female friend or whatever

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/sneed-gif-20286934

[sharp vale]

Go watch Eva

[void slate]

There is no husky available for adoption atm @cold nebula

[cold nebula]

Hmmm then take any dog

[pale locust]

SNEEDMODE activated

[cold nebula]

I think I watched to some point the first movie

[sharp vale]

Wrong way of watching it

[sharp vale]

I'm now making Sneed my own so that these losers can no longer enjoy sneed

Gonna replace my name to SNEEDIM

[cold nebula]

I mean those revamps/reboots Anno did

[pale locust]

I love sneed !!

[cold nebula]

But I am already massive Berserk fan so I am not sure if another story about dementia, personal daemons and rape is a thing I need

[void slate]

Sneed is too close to Lean

[sharp vale]

Eva isn't really about that

[void slate]

Sneed - Lead - Lean

[pale locust]

Ayo where the new sneed @

[cold nebula]

Most super Eva Fans I know claim it is a bout mental issue and they dissect and analyze EVA like it is the fuckin Rashômon

[sharp vale]

Eva is literally just a complicated story of ||a person learning to deal with their loneliness, abandonment issues, desire to feel love, and lack of emotional skills, but being forced to learn to love themselves||

[cold nebula]

But I will give it a try

[sharp vale]

I wouldn't recommend reading that spoiler

[cold nebula]

Cause I am not a hater before I see a thing

[signal iris]

i think this actually looks rly nice

[thin kelp]

[pale locust]

Don't judge a book by its cover!!!

[sharp vale]

Bc then it's gonna ruin the difficulty "difficulty" of understanding eva

[cold nebula]

You just depicted Berserk, but like I said I will see it

[thin kelp]

[granite umbra]

eva just needed a therapist

[cold nebula]

I need money

[sharp vale]

SHINJI just needed a fucking hug on god

[granite umbra]

and he needed to get in the fucking mecha

[sharp vale]

Literally story would've been doneso if he just got a hug

[signal iris]

nier raid when? i'm far from shadowbringers and i want some sexy android clothing

[sharp vale]

Melsneed

[thin kelp]

real

[cold nebula]

I think the only thing we agree upon with YEETIM is japanese cars

[sharp vale]

Huh

[signal iris]

i'm only on heavensward
i need to do stormblood before i can do shadowbringers

[dark shoal]

SNEEDIM

[sharp vale]

SNEEDIM

[thin kelp]

i still havent finished ARR

[cold nebula]

Can someone explain the whole Sneed thing?

[thin kelp]

no

[dark shoal]

John Sneedin

[signal iris]

[sharp vale]

Wouldn't you like to know

[cold nebula]

You are back...

[sharp vale]

SNEEDIM

[thin kelp]

JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN JOHN MADDEN

[dark shoal]

Claire Sneedwich

[sharp vale]

Where's pat so he can temporally change my name to sneedim

[hazy nebula]

To change or update your nickname on this server please re-register on our website. https://d2lfg.com
Visit our #faq channel for more information.

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[sharp vale]

SNEEDGUN

[cold nebula]

I am still confused

But I dont speak super nerd I am also stupid

[sharp vale]

Sneed and mald

Sneed and cope

[pale locust]

Sneed

[cold nebula]

Hug and Kiss

[sharp vale]

@onyx schooner SNEEDSNEED

Or SNESNE? Or SNEESNEE

[onyx schooner]

https://imgur.com/49vpcyI

[thin kelp]

📣 s N e E d

[sharp vale]

SNEED

[onyx schooner]

the only thing you sneed is to get some sleep

[cold nebula]

Please

[dark shoal]

formerly orange

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/sneed-sneedmode-gif-19295321

[pale locust]

Formerly

[sharp vale]

Post genshin so I can sleep

[pale locust]

‏s‏‏u‏‏ǝ‏‏ǝ‏‏p‏

[sharp vale]

Gn pat

[queen osprey]

l87rz

[sharp vale]

||this is a lie I'm actually going to sleep gn||

[pale locust]

Goodnight

[void slate]

Pick three traits for yourself @cold nebula

[somber anvil]

Sneed

[cold nebula]

Adventurous, Vocal, Playful

[pale locust]

GOODNIGHT

[void slate]

Since you didn't pick any traits I chose random @cold nebula

[dark shoal]

peter sneedo

[onyx schooner]

when nenebot

[signal iris]

never >:)

[cold nebula]

Yeaaa

[cold nebula]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXgkW60mWRQ

[thick orbit]

my dms be like

[cold nebula]

My DMs are 0

[vestal ember]

@golden mica how down bad is my fridge

[golden mica]

god that makes me cringe so much

[vestal ember]

bagged milk 😎

[golden mica]

that's the least of my issue

the 12 dr pepper & 6 monsters are

[vestal ember]

imagine needing food

[signal iris]

wtf, i thought those were comically large, till i noticed it was a mini fridge

[vestal ember]

[signal iris]

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/AGJq6SK.png https://i.imgur.com/2WiROTa.png
@vestal ember

[cold nebula]

@void slate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_CHHs_l294

[vestal ember]

nah

[cold nebula]

What about January Ember?

[vestal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/shikimori-gif-25351271

any dill pickle enjoyers

[signal iris]

kaine

[cold nebula]

Or June Lavender

[vestal ember]

none

if it isn’t a real woman or an absolute anime baddie then i feel nothing

[thick orbit]

Reminds me of a girl in wallpaper engine that an artist uses

[vestal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/aikuros-hyoon-twitch-floaromaa-cute-gif-17089057

[thick orbit]

Hm thinking of buying zoo tycoon 2

even though its like 15 year old game

18 year old game

[cold nebula]

Artist is really good

[signal iris]

i found a cat girl called save file LOL

[thin kelp]

E GIRL

[cold nebula]

Girls are magical creatures, they fart perfume and shit glitter

[somber anvil]

@cold nebula

[cold nebula]

I am slow today I know 😦 But guess what

[vestal ember]

she’s very gorgeous to me!!

[somber anvil]

What

[cold nebula]

I could breath at night and sleep

Without drugs

[somber anvil]

😊 im.glad

[cold nebula]

@somber anvil You like stuff like that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPUFzbZS6nw

[somber anvil]

Peaceful. Very enjoyable

[cold nebula]

Do you know that is the most beautiful thing that I know

[somber anvil]

That music?

[cold nebula]

Music like that and the summer sunset and the moon with thousand of stars

[somber anvil]

https://youtu.be/K2KA7ZPXzW4

[thin kelp]

🇮🇹

[somber anvil]

Italy approves

Tifa is the CEO of italy

[thin kelp]

a STANDING ovation

[cold nebula]

Oh how much I love piano, I like this ost you send

[signal iris]

click click

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/variks-dumbosdiner-dumbos-diner-discord-gif-24869105

[somber anvil]

Final fantasy music is just

[signal iris]

based

[somber anvil]

Very based

[cold nebula]

https://images5.alphacoders.com/948/thumb-1920-948166.jpg

[signal iris]

these are my classes lol

[candid birch]

I can't fall back asleep. Should I get up and get breakfast?

[somber anvil]

What time is it for you

[candid birch]

Bout to be 6am

[amber wigeon]

Unlock them all!

[somber anvil]

Probably sleep more depending on what you have to do for the day

[cold nebula]

https://youtu.be/Scb98H2RKQw?t=108

[somber anvil]

@amber wigeon rude.

[candid birch]

Nothing. Absolutely nothing lol

[amber wigeon]

u are

[somber anvil]

Then u can sleep

[somber anvil]

Your the one that came into chat and didnt say hi

@cold nebula https://youtu.be/JWtZcK2aJIE

[amber wigeon]

you didn't say hi when u saw me instead ur calling me out pretty rude 😔

[candid birch]

Hmmm... but my belleh does the gurgle... maybe I should grab some food, play some vidjama games, then nap

[somber anvil]

Wdym u saw me first in chat

[sacred oasis]

bro my friends and i just played The Mimic book 1

that shit is scarier than most triple A horror games

[somber anvil]

Look mario just did the same lmfao

[sacred oasis]

huh?

[amber wigeon]

Unluckers

[somber anvil]

Scroll up a bit

[sacred oasis]

did what

oh mandatory hi luna everytime i see u in chat i forgot

hi luna

[somber anvil]

Nevermind im exxagerating imma go

[cold nebula]

Time to enjoy what you send me

ANd then I also go, warhammer time

[queen osprey]

8=p

[void slate]

8=p

[thin kelp]

8=p

[severe summit]

8p

[candid birch]

drags @somber anvil back

[somber anvil]

Nope. Im good.

Pretty tired of stuff like that anws

[severe summit]

dreg

[candid birch]

sadness

[severe summit]

whos luna

[somber anvil]

Me

[severe summit]

hi luna

[somber anvil]

Hi

[severe summit]

hru

[somber anvil]

wbu

[candid birch]

there's nothing i wanna eat for breakfast downstairs. sadness

...maybe i can con the old people into something when they wake up

[severe summit]

[somber anvil]

Sadge

[severe summit]

true

[wet quarry]

Hi chat

[severe summit]

haze more like

fog

[candid birch]

[wet quarry]

Haze more like

Confused

[severe summit]

[wet quarry]

M sad and hate life

Its so boring

[candid birch]

better a boring one than one filled with strife

[wet quarry]

I feel like I studied so much, my brain is telling me to touch grass

[mild crystal]

literally watching bleach in go-live

[wet quarry]

First time?

I watched 3 anime movies, 2 kdramas and other episodes. all in go live and I didn't pay

[queen osprey]

damn thats epic

[mild crystal]

im streaming one ive been wanting to watch now

death march to a parallel world

[thick orbit]

guh harem isekai

[void slate]

Sims 4

I made a new sims thread as to not spam my screenshots xd

[thick orbit]

ye

[fickle sentinel]

Man fuck this trope

Trope is ass

[thick orbit]

I hate so many tropes lol

[fickle sentinel]

I will literally not watch an anime if it has harem as a forward aspect

Completely kills it for me

[smoky matrix]

based

[candid birch]

tbf we all have those times we wish to watch trash tv in some shape or form

[thick orbit]

I have been given multiple collection of lord of the rings card game cards

[candid birch]

then again, i miss the days where anime was a unique artform full of complex plot, characters, and setting

[thick orbit]

[fickle sentinel]

You already have to deal with the whole "anime girl" thing when you watch an anime, that's a given, but harem to me is just like a shitty self insert by the author or something

[thick orbit]

Another trope I hate is when its an isekai reincarnation and the guy romances in high school kind of thing

[candid birch]

japan is obsessed with high school for some reason

[thick orbit]

I dropped beware of the brothers manhwa

That is another romance plot I hate

[candid birch]

i mean... most romance anime is garbage lol

[thick orbit]

There are good ones, I skip all the high school type romances generally though

But hate beware of the brothers cause she is adopted daughter to replace their sister (she looks exactly like their sister)

I guess you can see who she ends up with

[fickle sentinel]

I watched a few episodes of that irregular magic highschool or whatever and they like literally have incest in that show

Like what

I just wanted to see the cool action scenes ;-;

[thick orbit]

Believe reason why seasons are dubbed I believe

[candid birch]

again, anime for the most part is garbo compared to what it used to be. you got those rare gems, but for the most part, its a dead end

[lucid sigil]

guh

[candid birch]

blarg

[lucid sigil]

what is harem

is that halal

or haram

[amber wigeon]

harem

[candid birch]

lotso booba

[lucid sigil]

booba is epic

[candid birch]

so the new lego star wars has a very big advantage and a very big disadvantage

plus side: there's SO much to do
negative: it just doesn't feel as good

i think i need a new game to play

either that or take some time today to farm a meme rolled duty bound

[candid birch]

pets the nene

[onyx schooner]

i am not a picture of a cat

[gaunt tusk]

Hentai

[gaunt tusk]

Not funny

[somber anvil]

@quick hearth

Blankies

[quick hearth]

warmth

[somber anvil]

Yes

[lucid sigil]

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/qb1hax/til_that_the_cia_recruited_one_of_fidel_castros/

[mild crystal]

[signal iris]

is this u, can i pet u?

[quick hearth]

indeed

[signal iris]

[somber anvil]

@quick hearth i thought mite had bunny

[quick hearth]

he does

he might get another

[somber anvil]

Pog

[gaunt tusk]

[candid birch]

Still can't sleep. Am tried but still awake

[gaunt tusk]

🛌

[somber anvil]

[gaunt tusk]

🤮

[somber anvil]

[void slate]

.gif @fickle sentinel's job

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bed0e.gif

[void slate]

Your aim!

[dark shoal]

sneed

[somber anvil]

Sneed

[dark shoal]

[ASneed] Luna

[somber anvil]

Yes

[dark shoal]

cute

[somber anvil]

U r

[smoky matrix]

can i

[void slate]

can you what?

[somber anvil]

@smoky matrix 💛

[sudden adder]

Whys it always smell like weeb in off topic channel 👀

[somber anvil]

Cope

[void slate]

Dope

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/boots-shoes-reno911-showing-off-funny-gif-4452234

[quick hearth]

hot

[thick orbit]

new boot goofin

Just realised Lego doesn't make military vehicles

[somber anvil]

@thick orbit you are so correct. 100 % does not https://youtu.be/wphTAEQusLk

[thick orbit]

smh

[somber anvil]

Nothing ever happened so you are absolutely correct

[quick hearth]

true true

I agree with your statement

[mild crystal]

that is very hilarious

and 100% accurate

[somber anvil]

Completely accurate that nothing ever happened

https://youtu.be/42bqBFI9rVw this is still funny

[smoky matrix]

hihi

[somber anvil]

Real precious lemur

[dark shoal]

can you what

[toxic karma]

Wake up liberal, good morning sleepyhead. I love you.

[wet quarry]

[tiny steeple]

Which channel should I use the /join command in? I'm confused 😭

[toxic karma]

Any its a command

[tiny steeple]

I tried using it in #dares-12man, didn't work for some reason

Maybe the fireteam is full?

[toxic karma]

Are you joining or hosting

[tiny steeple]

Trying to join someone with the /join command

[toxic karma]

Definitely full, only time you message someone about it is “privacy closed” or “activity “ related stuff. Most of the time privacy closed is full fireteam and forgot to delete the post

[tiny steeple]

That makes sense, alright

[toxic karma]

Most posts fill instantly so you either get in or you move on to the next join code

[tiny steeple]

Thanks for helping out, appreciate it

I'll probably just host one myself, lmfao

[long tundra]

wait what? you know you use /join in game, right?

[vital roost]

you’re using it in game

[tropic mauve]

morning everyone

[vital roost]

don’t use it in discord

check #tutorial for more help

[tiny steeple]

Fantastic

[long tundra]

the game doesn't even support the discord overlay, they don't have support for game actions

[vital roost]

also next time you need help, you should ask in #💬destiny-chat, this is chat for all things not related to it

[candid birch]

that you ashyoo?

[tiny steeple]

Coolio

[vital roost]

it’s how i feel

[candid birch]

I return from breakfast. turns out i got a free meal today

[vital roost]

good luck with ur adventures cxkes

[candid birch]

do you need a hug ash?

[vital roost]

hug is nice

[candid birch]

🫂