💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[queen osprey]

got hit by an obstacle

[quick hearth]

It's a government drone

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/library-bunny-senpai-look-around-confused-what-gif-12818183

[quick hearth]

[mental oyster]

Who is that

[granite umbra]

@queen osprey i have failed my T1 +14 -> 15 weapon twice now

cant believe im playing gacha in an mmorpg 🤣

[void slate]

Goodnight, Sweet Prince

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/qV2cqkI.png

look at this work of art @granite umbra

[granite umbra]

my gear doesnt have that effect yet but i know thats pogroll

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/5QWReyH.png

this is life in the fast lane

[thick orbit]

you?

[mental oyster]

Why do people t bag like they’re good

[void slate]

My name is Peter Servo

[mental oyster]

Dude lost ark

[mild crystal]

I first pour the milk then cereal

[void slate]

Pour favor?

[mental oyster]

Anyone played Star Wars

[long tundra]

Like... any star wars?

[mild crystal]

Which Star Wars game?

There is lot of them

[long tundra]

Know which was a good one? Galactic Battlegrounds, the SW-themed Age of Empires

[round patrol]

lego stars wars >>>

[void slate]

I lost all interest in Start Wars after the abysmal Skywalker Trilogy

[honest raft]

I think I got Galactic Battlegrounds at a Scholastic book fair

[void slate]

However Lego Star Wars is thick

[mild crystal]

Thick with two c's

[midnight arch]

@fast trench what happened

I said I was going to the toilet

and everyone left lmfao

[fast trench]

I was on a time crunch so I had to go

I guess that was enough for everyone

[midnight arch]

oh

Alr

[mental oyster]

I thought y’all would know what I was talking about. The new Lego one

[cold nebula]

Elden Ring is fantastic game

If you disagree I am sorry for your loss

[round hemlock]

elden ring bad lego star wars better

[cold nebula]

One game to rule them all

[void slate]

@cold nebula Hello Moon

I puke on the stage and doo-doo in a prison

[cold nebula]

Henlo

[pale locust]

Nice 🫀

[wind axle]

STANDING HERE

I REALISE YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

BUT WHO'S TO CALL THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN WE WILL BOTH AGREE

VIIIIOOOOLENCE BREEEEDS VIOOOLENCE

[languid bay]

finally passed argos p1

[granite umbra]

watch as i turn this into lost ark chat

encourage

talk

dance

polite

[languid bay]

LAILAI

[languid bay]

f2pbtw

I like the current warframe items amount, I am legendary 2 and mastered 666/666 items

[sharp vale]

Okay, get in

[languid bay]

😳

[candid birch]

Not playing again until they get cross save going

[sick wyvern]

my entire life

even procrastinate on playing games. i could have gotten everything i needed done in density but i spent more time just laying in bed browsing on my phone :x

[severe musk]

if ur not gonna do anything might as well let urself enjoy it instead of stressing over it

[plush sparrow]

adhd

[sick wyvern]

honestly i think i have it but i cant do anything to be sure because i have no job (yet) and not enough money, and i live in merica so it aint cheap to see anyone

[candid birch]

medical system in murika is rough

[plush sparrow]

oh yeah it’s going to be around 1k just to see doctors and medication i don’t know how much is it because i have insurance that covers it

but definitely when you get job visit doctor asap, and if you’ll get medicine prescribed it will improve your life a lot

[sick wyvern]

ngl kinda want to move somewhere else before the country implodes

[candid birch]

yeah... they don't really like us a lot of places. immigration laws, especially in the past few years, have become much stricter

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

thank u for this great lesson

[thick orbit]

@exotic leafI broke my sober month

Cause I was frustrated today

[sick wyvern]

tho really, with whats going on and the bad things that have happened i dont want to stay. or i might get thrown in an internment camp

[thick orbit]

[void slate]

.gif @thick orbit's wife

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bpheR.gif

[thick orbit]

I will wife you

[cold nebula]

.gif @cold nebula wife

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bCrCh.gif

[sharp vale]

I will wife you first shawty

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-wife-happy-life-laurenz-side-happy-wife-happy-life-make-sure-your-wife-is-happy-gif-18140613

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[void slate]

Look at my GTA playthrough, whole 0 life @exotic leaf

[sharp vale]

One paper cut and it's over for you

[cold nebula]

I'm a loser

[sharp vale]

Sad

[cold nebula]

No one wants me

[sharp vale]

Do you have a whit Evo

White

[candid birch]

join the club

im a loser babeeeh so why don't you kill meeee

[void slate]

@desert pilot @exotic leaf

[desert pilot]

riding around on life support

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-dance-dance-moves-slow-dance-grooves-gif-16592599

The song is a jammer

[exotic leaf]

that is okay!!! you’re trying and i am proud of you for that :)

[thick orbit]

and I am proud of you being you

[void slate]

Lewshifer has ignored me 😦

[thick orbit]

it okay

I won't ignore my hubby

[exotic leaf]

no no i was on mobile trying to watch the video you posted but my phone was dying so i had to come to my computer

[thick orbit]

guh

[exotic leaf]

living very dangerously i see

[void slate]

Guys I found a spy plane

[thick orbit]

I am still waiting for my package from poland

guh

[desert pilot]

same (but my package came from spain)

[thick orbit]

I also have a package coming from Pakistan and its expected at the end of the month

While I ordered the one from Poland in dec ;-;

Pakistan one was like 3 days ago

[desert pilot]

my package is gonna be here a day before i leave the country lol

[thick orbit]

guh

[desert pilot]

i hope it doesn't get delayed

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/still-waiting-for-reply-few-hours-late-youre-late-busy-time-gif-14271498

[desert pilot]

because im gonna be outta the country for 6 weeks

[thick orbit]

I ordered a sword so hoping it wont get hold up in customs

The Poland thing I order is a Witch King helmet

[desert pilot]

hopium

a sword will definitely be held in customs

[thick orbit]

Well at least it is legal to own a sword

[desert pilot]

yeah

a sword would be fucking cool to own

[desert pilot]

i just ordered a funko keychain lmao

[thick orbit]

What is illegal to own

[sharp vale]

Me

[thick orbit]

The sword I ordered

[sharp vale]

Everything if you live in China

[thick orbit]

[desert pilot]

it makes more sense that a butterfly knife is illegal while a sword is not

[sick wyvern]

really not tho

[desert pilot]

where will you conceal a sword better than a butterfly knife

[sick wyvern]

idk how people believe such asinine shit

literally just fucking go there and you'll see all the stuff you heard from the internet is bullshit.

[void slate]

No you can own communist books

[thick orbit]

There was a person that always dressed up as Link with a metal sword at the bus station when I used to go to school

[desert pilot]

oh i thought you were talking about my message lmao i was so confused

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/toon-link-legend-of-zelda-dance-gif-15664279

[dapper hazel]

inb4 taller than you

[thick orbit]

guh

I put rollerblade wheels on my chair

[desert pilot]

thas a cool sword

[thick orbit]

feet no longer touch the ground

[desert pilot]

the internet truly is a great place

[dapper hazel]

get a fire extinguisher and use it to yeet yourself

[desert pilot]

(it isn't)

[thick orbit]

but then I got 70% off so

[desert pilot]

thats a huge discount

[thick orbit]

ikr

[desert pilot]

thats the best deal ever for a sword i think

[dapper hazel]

why big discount?

[thick orbit]

idk

[vestal ember]

whats with these idle huntress twitter ads

[sick wyvern]

tfw the people you wanna be friends with treat you badly

[vestal ember]

theyre not friends then

[dapper hazel]

what happened to the witch king helm you were gunna buy?

[vestal ember]

they're opps

[thick orbit]

MY HELMET IS IN AUSTRALIA

[dapper hazel]

oh my god it hasnt arrived???

[thick orbit]

Still waiting for it

[desert pilot]

isnt australian customs really strict

[thick orbit]

Helmet in general

[thick orbit]

Only if its food generally

[desert pilot]

oh yeah right

[sick wyvern]

could murder someone with that

[desert pilot]

it says foam right there

[thick orbit]

the helmet is foam

the foam looks 100x better then the metal ones

[dapper hazel]

it looks nice af

[vestal ember]

did you really pay 337 for foam

[dapper hazel]

its aussie $

[thick orbit]

This is a metal version

😞

[desert pilot]

yeah that looks worse for sure

[void slate]

I miss Randolando

[dapper hazel]

thats so wonky

foam has so much more detail

[thick orbit]

They are for decoration

[desert pilot]

harder to make detailed stuff with metal in general tbh

[shell goblet]

What’s up guys, how ya doin today?

[desert pilot]

gamering

[thick orbit]

drinking

[shell goblet]

I wish I could

[thick orbit]

and panicking but mainly drinking

[shell goblet]

I have school rn

[dapper hazel]

when arent you

[thick orbit]

had shots before going to school for a few weeks

[dapper hazel]

time 2 stop

[desert pilot]

i ate dinner downtown and now im going home to play arkham city

[thick orbit]

Made school more bearable

[thick orbit]

first drinks in 13 days

[dapper hazel]

oh damb

shoulda made that 14 days

[thick orbit]

I had a lot of things happen today

CAUSE OF STUPID TIME on website

[dapper hazel]

[desert pilot]

same people who say "history is written by the victors" and contribute nothing else into a conversation

[thick orbit]

So I have to talk to people on fone today ;-;

socialising guh

[dapper hazel]

big guh moment

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/big-lebowski-the-dude-your-opinion-gif-4476328

Or say this instead 🙂

[void slate]

Moon face reveal? 😳

[desert pilot]

yeah lmao

[cold nebula]

I already did in this channel twice

[void slate]

I must have been offline then

[cold nebula]

😢

[candid birch]

[void slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811685795969892352/959540861862023168/941983812097822720_1.gif

[sharp vale]

Alcoholism

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/aqua-kono-suba-anime-manga-gif-15411817

[sharp vale]

That's simply you and me

[thick orbit]

true

Have you guys heard of this song? Its quite good

[sharp vale]

NOT WONDERWALL

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[bronze plume]

Zhong#0001 has been warned

Reason: Mass emoji

[lament egret]

L

[void slate]

Music of the day https://youtu.be/df3AA-XyT6s

[thick orbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c745E7T_Wvg

[sharp vale]

Post guh

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/augh-guh-gwah-gif-23724569

[sharp vale]

Post gura

[void slate]

I miss Mayo 😦

[cold nebula]

Life is hars

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-beating-you-up-gif-24451506

[sick wyvern]

so violent kneeknee

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/skee-lo-i-wish-i-was-a-little-bit-taller-i-wish-i-was-a-baller-90s-music-gif-17490715

[void slate]

There was one man on a train recently who was a head taller than me

[thick orbit]

damn

#💬destiny-chat

darl

it okie I do it all the time

[void slate]

My favorite console

[pale locust]

I'm only interested in the bread

[void slate]

Satin is the worst material for bedsheets. It is nice in touch but slides off the bed very easily.

[sharp vale]

A

[thick orbit]

A

[sharp vale]

A

[signal seal]

[void slate]

A

[void slate]

I thought the bacon was strawberry jam lol but then I clicked the picture

[sick wyvern]

i havent really bothered with clothes in AC

[void slate]

but assassin's creed is all about clothing

[sick wyvern]

that raw fish and bacon?

[signal seal]

It's Iberian ham and anchovies

Like prosciutto

[sick wyvern]

thats what i thought

[thick orbit]

tbh thats what I see when I go to sleep

[signal seal]

My internet is so dog shit here

[sharp vale]

Seems complicated, I wouldn't eat that

[sick wyvern]

unless you were hungry

[signal seal]

Its like the most simple things

[sharp vale]

Idk I am very picky

[signal seal]

Lasagna is complicated

Of fuck my tinnitus just decided to reign terror

[void slate]

Dark.iso

[signal seal]

Always wear hearing protection folks

[lament egret]

i wanna buy animal crossing wtf....

[thick orbit]

I wanna buy you flowers

[lament egret]

😳

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

I love lasagna

[void slate]

I wanna buy you followers

[signal seal]

I want to buy you soft cheese

[sick wyvern]

you should emi

[sharp vale]

Buy me food

[void slate]

I'm gunna play vr now and close discord because it's causing me issues I think

[pale locust]

vr gamingf

[signal seal]

One bazooka bubble gum coming up

[sharp vale]

What's bazooka bubble gum

[pale locust]

you mean hubba bubba

[sharp vale]

Your pfp upsets me

[sick wyvern]

down Yeet

[sharp vale]

I am constantly deterred by the sheer human features of that drawing

[exotic leaf]

then stop looking

[pale locust]

simply an issue of human psychology

[sick wyvern]

it turns them on

[pale locust]

[thick orbit]

but you are just too cute to not look at

[exotic leaf]

brb melting

[sharp vale]

It frightens me

Show the full picture rn

I need to confront the demon

[dense copper]

The Batman leaked early

[pale locust]

lucky for you it's just a headshot
also no perms skill issue

[sick wyvern]

yeet just denying

i prefer vaporeon

[sharp vale]

I'M DENYING?

YET THIS MAN ADMITTED TO LIKING VAPOREON

THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES IT'S TRUE

[pale locust]

blocked and removed

[lament egret]

i like leafeon and glaceon

and umbreon ! !

[sharp vale]

Jolteon for me, the rest of you are losers

[void slate]

Hello @sharp vale

[sharp vale]

Hello beter

[shell goblet]

Flareon looks like those trees from the Lorax

[thick orbit]

In my arms hopefully

[pale locust]

omg its a trufula tree bozo

[sharp vale]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CcOWLJ_p-ph/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=

[sharp vale]

What about you in my arms smh Bozo

[pale locust]

epic embed fail

[void slate]

Hello beer

[thick orbit]

bet

[sharp vale]

I'm starving beter

[void slate]

Eat then

[sharp vale]

No way to eat

[void slate]

Get a drip

[shell goblet]

IV some GFuel

[sharp vale]

Jesus

Y'all wild

[void slate]

Look what a bargain for mayo I found

[pale locust]

save some for me

[fickle sentinel]

Peter are you polish

[sick wyvern]

What I said I liked vaporeon, it’s y’all assuming it’s lewd

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/vaporeon-gif-22976667

[pale locust]

Peter is Sinep available for purchase there?

[void slate]

I never heard of Sinep

[void slate]

Yes

[pale locust]

oh sinep is german

[pale locust]

Hey guys, did you know?

[pale locust]

wtf!

[fickle sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/polish-gif-22577294

[void slate]

I don't consider myself a nationalist

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811685795969892352/959540861862023168/941983812097822720_1.gif

[fickle sentinel]

But are you a princess?

[pale locust]

[void slate]

👸

[mild crystal]

flareon and jolteon>>

[pale locust]

added and promoted

👑

[void slate]

What do you think of this broad shouldered man

[mild crystal]

nice

[void slate]

👑
👸

[severe musk]

umbreon is based

[mild crystal]

uhmmm

[pale locust]

he must be a strong and healthy chum

[grizzled ether]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioRhanH4xmE My Genshin Impact Review. (Meme)

[void slate]

Read his quote

[pale locust]

Omg is that Joe biden

[void slate]

@exotic leaf Which of them has a more attractive surfboard

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/surfs-up2-chicken-joe-gnarly-gif-7536708

shit gif holy fuck

[pale locust]

#surfsup2

[exotic leaf]

me rn

[exotic leaf]

i like the blue color but like the shape on the right

[hardy mesa]

there was a second one?

[long tundra]

Surfs up 2 the streets

[long tundra]

There was a first one?

[hardy mesa]

bro what are they doing with gmail

holy shit

good thing i got 32 gigs

bruh

[pale locust]

[void slate]

GMail stands for Gay Mail

[lament egret]

so true

[pale locust]

Happy mail !

[void slate]

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaay

[pale locust]

omg I suppo rt u Peter Servo sucha brave soul

[void slate]

https://youtu.be/DiF1ituOTNU

[pale locust]

No I am not young

[long tundra]

Gilbert gottfried died D:

[signal seal]

Found yeets car

[pale locust]

real

[void slate]

who dat

[long tundra]

Comedian with the most famous voice in the world

[void slate]

he was young

[mild crystal]

Do you sell bleach?

[long tundra]

67

[void slate]

no

[mild crystal]

Damm

I need 6 L

[vital roost]

[signal seal]

Nice ash

[void slate]

This can't be his, he'd never buy Citroen

[void slate]

You're lucky, I had to pay tax surcharge of whole 0.47 usd

[signal seal]

The L confirms it

[void slate]

L stands for Lobotomy

[pale locust]

also me, I need to file I just remembered

[fickle sentinel]

I still get my income tax back, dependant moment

[pale locust]

I am and still got nothing

got tax back for past 3 years so I am guessing new employer did w4 perfectly or something

[vital roost]

16 whole dollars

[void slate]

taxes suck

you can buy a pizza

[vital roost]

just kidding i got the third stimulus suck it

[pale locust]

bruh... I legit got 0

clearly I made too much money and am too rich for the government

[fickle sentinel]

When you're a dependent you're not supposed to pay any tax up to like 12,500 or something like that

And you get almost all of it back

[void slate]

Ashyoo 😡 Me

[pale locust]

well I made more than that so I guess that is why

[void slate]

here only private businesses get any form of stimulus

[fickle sentinel]

You should still get the taxes back up to that point

Like you wouldn't get a ton but you should get something

Idk tax literature is so woefully overcomplicated it's hard to know for sure

[pale locust]

yeah cause its just 0, im still dpendent and also college

[civic basin]

I was gonna get $4k back but they adjusted it

to 1.4k

[sharp vale]

ASHYOO

[void slate]

🤧

[sharp vale]

@vital roost hi ashy ily

[sharp vale]

Why would you bully me like this. You know I would despise Citroen

[void slate]

Ashy Lilly ❤️

[void slate]

.gif citroen picasso

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/1mkv.gif

[cold nebula]

.Gif Moon sadness

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bHPtS.gif

[void slate]

.gif @cold nebula's car

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bptmu.gif

[sharp vale]

L

[honest raft]

I am going to owe taxes

[signal seal]

The L confirms it

[sharp vale]

Pink slips me my challenger vs your golf

White on white crime

[misty frigate]

Anyone else get this when going to the link? Trying to update my account

Figure more appropriate in off topic

[sharp vale]

Safari

[misty frigate]

You mean the web browser? Because I get the same page when using it in chrome

[signal seal]

I'm in an Irish pub filled with Brits feels ironic man

[sharp vale]

An American and a Brit walk into an Irish bar

The American says, one scotch please, the Brit says, one whiskey please, and the bartender is Spanish

So she says "Two tequilas coming right up."

It's funny because Hispanic people don't drink anything other than tequila

[honest raft]

Did navist forget to update the certificate or something?

[sharp vale]

Possibly

[candid birch]

gilbert gottfried just passed away 😦

[honest raft]

Saw that earlier

[candid birch]

[long tundra]

I think it's a LetsEncrypt cert, they're free, but only last 3 months

[honest raft]

Running one of the larger discord servers and using a free cert for your website

[long tundra]

Eh, it didn't have a cert at all for a super long time

[honest raft]

bruh

[long tundra]

We use LE certs on our production servers, they're perfectly fine

Paying money for certs is dumb as hell

Just gotta stay on top of renewing them. For most things it's pretty easy to automate or semi-automate

[honest raft]

Fair, I guess no one really cares the source of the cert

[long tundra]

Idk what hosts d2lfg.com, probably a cloud somewhere
We can't keep ours at work fully automated because we install them on hardware firewalls, but I was able to get the actual renewal part automated

[sick wyvern]

say sike right now 😢

[candid birch]

sry bruh, real deal. cnn and everything

[long tundra]

https://twitter.com/RealGilbert/status/1513960910217486342?t=w3IVI_tt7IcY-U4XKaXMUw&s=19

Gilbert Gottfried (@RealGilbert)

https://t.co/STHhfpVSKU

Likes

309170

Retweets

59123

Twitter · Apr 12, 2022, 7:23 PM

[clever geyser]

ole people keep dying yo

[long tundra]

He wasn't that old tho

[clever geyser]

was he over 50?

[long tundra]

67

[clever geyser]

thats old

[sick wyvern]

aint that old

[clever geyser]

after what 63? age is a large factor in death

[long tundra]

All yall fucking s

[clever geyser]

man in like 20 years our life expectancy gonna be 60 max

[sick wyvern]

nah apparently im a millennial. i was born in 93

[clever geyser]

94 but we're gettin close to 30

[sick wyvern]

people often tell me i look early 20s

[mild crystal]

do they? cool

[dapper hazel]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Wiz#4040 joined this server on: 18 September, 2018

[long tundra]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

DMagg#7968 joined this server on: 15 April, 2018

[dapper hazel]

Pog

2018 chadder

[long tundra]

Almost my anniversary

[dapper hazel]

Insane

[sick wyvern]

i think a better way to see when you joined is your first comment, because i came and went from the server

.joined

[hazy nebula]

DarkISO#8303 joined this server on: 29 March, 2022

[dapper hazel]

Its not better if you never left 8)

[mild crystal]

[NA] TeaBogan — 03/06/2018

[sick wyvern]

think i was like 2018?

[long tundra]

"Year 1 Raiders" represent ✊

[sick wyvern]

yea but back then alot of people really get on your nerves

[real dirge]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

beeble#4713 joined this server on: 13 January, 2022

[real dirge]

oh right I got banned

[signal seal]

Nasty

[cold nebula]

Not an Evo!

[maiden linden]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

vinny#5764 joined this server on: 27 August, 2018

[sharp vale]

I am Hispanic, we do drink lots of tequila

I actually did some research about tequila in Spain before making that joke knowing tequila is a primarily Mexican drink

[real dirge]

mmmmm mescal

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/961764787182796870/image0-4.gif

[thin kelp]

I hope that wasn't like cologne or air freshener

Dudes rages are internet history atp

[hollow marten]

rip gilbert gottfried

[honest raft]

Jesus, his twitter account immediately got hacked by some assholes

[sick wyvern]

never underestimate how low people will go

[bitter heath]

and nothing will be done about it for atleast a day

[queen osprey]

elon musk will save twittta

[sick wyvern]

eh

i used to like the dude but recent shit hes said and done lost some respect tbh.

[sharp vale]

Elon musk has always been a clown in my book

He's normal dude who played the right cards, his success is deserved but what he's doing with it is literally just memery

Nothing wrong with it, just not something that should've been taken seriously from the getgo

[queen osprey]

what

shilling doge coin isnt respectable?

[sick wyvern]

dude is smart af, but hes also a fucking troll

sadly the wrong type of troll

[severe musk]

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[hazy nebula]

Papimenqs#8330 joined this server on: 10 April, 2022

[severe musk]

so true

[mild crystal]

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Relamix11#3382 joined this server on: 11 April, 2022

[queen osprey]

what the hell

[mild crystal]

I joined yesterday tho ;-;

[lament egret]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

koemi#5745 joined this server on: 08 October, 2019

[bitter heath]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Zac#2834 joined this server on: 01 July, 2020

[strange finch]

.joined

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Ericꞏ#7336 joined this server on: 30 July, 2019

[barren dagger]

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[hazy nebula]

Duk ツ#2111 joined this server on: 04 October, 2021

[sacred oasis]

.dn

[mild crystal]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Uxie#8888 joined this server on: 16 October, 2021

[sick wyvern]

edgy

[candid birch]

tfw everyone in the house is allergic to pollen, but step mother opens the windows anyway and turns off the AC because "it's so nice outside"

ty for trying to kill me... beesh

[mild crystal]

Run her over with your car

Ez fix

[mild crystal]

What's zodiac sign?

I live in 1800s

Apparently

[thin kelp]

At least other awkward billionaires don't try to appeal to the youth with dogshit memes and weird stunts

[mild crystal]

Favorite song?

[sacred oasis]

true

[signal iris]

it's nyx

[pale locust]

you are doing well so far

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doing-doin-dog-cute-memes-gif-21800417

@barren dagger

[barren dagger]

thats not a dog

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-not-hehe-no-angry-cat-angry-gif-23436666

[sharp vale]

What's up losers

[signal iris]

shut up yeetim

[mild crystal]

🥱🛏️

[vital roost]

ok court boy

[wind axle]

I LOVE METAL GEAR RISING‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[signal iris]

[vital roost]

hi claire

[signal iris]

hi ash

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

Holtfuucking shit I love yugioh

[sharp vale]

Okay mister I can't get laid

[sharp vale]

Claire about it !!

https://tenor.com/view/gabi-attack-on-titan-cry-gif-20632079

COME FORTH, SUS MAGICIAN

You activated my trap card, MAGIC CYLINDER

[exotic leaf]

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Lewshifer#8197 joined this server on: 18 July, 2020

[exotic leaf]

wrong

[signal iris]

where the dps?

[vital roost]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

ashy#5219 joined this server on: 05 April, 2019

[signal iris]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Claire Sandwich#0555 joined this server on: 30 September, 2019

[thin kelp]

Shadowkeep gamer

[signal iris]

i sent this and my final fantasy audio crapped out

[sharp vale]

Hi ashy

[onyx schooner]

hhhNngh

im evolving frm moik...

[pale locust]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Fluffy Orange#1018 joined this server on: 27 December, 2020

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-dink-my-oiter-cat-drinking-water-animal-drinking-water-cat-eating-gif-25121865

[pale locust]

clearly I am a og

[vital roost]

nene ghosted me then posted in off topic

[pale locust]

#owned

[onyx schooner]

ratio

[pale locust]

⬆️

[vital roost]

:(

i miss when me and nene were bffs

[signal iris]

me 2

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-dink-my-oiter-cat-drinking-water-animal-drinking-water-cat-eating-gif-25121865

[pale locust]

Dinkin flicka

[mild crystal]

🦗🦗🦗

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-beating-you-up-gif-24451506

[pale locust]

You are hurting me stop that !!!

[mild crystal]

[pale locust]

\😿

[hollow marten]

swag

[lucid sigil]

.joined

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Reverie#7043 joined this server on: 09 March, 2022

[thick orbit]

BLESS ITS SORTED

I no longer have a panicking feeling

[warped aspen]

🐸

[mild crystal]

👎

[signal iris]

[mild crystal]

🛏️ 🛌

[sharp vale]

What's up EDATERS AND AWESOME PEOPLE

||EDATERS is substitute for losers||

[pale locust]

[onyx schooner]

dont be mean to yeetim like that

[sharp vale]

Thank you Nene

[onyx schooner]

no i meant dont call yourself a loser

[signal iris]

haha idiot

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-hahah-nelson-simpsons-haha-laugh-gif-12400026

[sharp vale]

:(

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-dink-my-oiter-cat-drinking-water-animal-drinking-water-cat-eating-gif-25121865

[pale locust]

this is displeasing to the eyes

[twin cedar]

I

[sharp vale]

I'm not an e dater

[twin cedar]

I just

[sharp vale]

I love oiter

[twin cedar]

FINALLY YOU STUPID OVERGROWN NERD I BUBBLED YOU TO DEATH

[sharp vale]

Mf easy ass boss

[onyx schooner]

hey do you like his fight?

[sharp vale]

Just smack it in the head and roll around

[twin cedar]

I do yes lol

I meannnn I beat Godrick the Grafted on my first try

[sharp vale]

What level are you

[twin cedar]

this guy was just annoying idk lol

194

[sharp vale]

Good job bro

[twin cedar]

I've seen people at like lv250+ idfk how they do it

Just getting to 194 was a grind @_@

[sharp vale]

I beat that mf at lvl 91 and in still 91

[twin cedar]

oooof

[sharp vale]

I have 500k runes I've yet to spend

Idk wtf I want to level

It would only be like 5-6 levels anyways

[twin cedar]

Stopped at 60 INT as only like 2 spells require more than that. Stopped at 30 STR since it lets me one hand most weapons. Just brick hammer and a few others need more

Same with 30 Faith actually. Just a few spells require more than 30 Faith and I don't think I'd use them

[sharp vale]

My lvls are 40 10 30 30 30 10 10 10

Just cuz

[twin cedar]

If you ever intend to use skills on weapons, maybe go to 12 in Mind

[sharp vale]

Nah

[twin cedar]

😮

[onyx schooner]

yeetim dumb, let him be dumb

[sharp vale]

I raw everything

Skills? Psh

[twin cedar]

oofies

[sharp vale]

Just dodge and hit

[twin cedar]

I found after a while to avoid Astels double tail attack is to like, roll one direction for the first swipe and then start rolling the opposite direction for the 2nd one

idk why it works, but I have never been hit while doing it that way

[exotic leaf]

I FINALLY FINISHED MY FUCKNIG PAPER

LETS FUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOO

[thick orbit]

[signal iris]

YAY

[thick orbit]

Proud of you

[candid birch]

where we goin?

[exotic leaf]

HELL

[candid birch]

already there bud. never move back with your parents if you can avoid it x.x

[sharp vale]

Because while rolling those directions the majority of your i frames are avoiding the lowest hit frames of the attack

Moreso, the faster hit frames

So it just slides past

[twin cedar]

Oh, it felt like when I started rolling the opposite direction after the first tail swipe, his second one was always far away from me

like as if Astel cant predict that and the 2nd swipe assumes you were moving the same direction and tried to anticipate it

[sharp vale]

I always dodge towards an attack if it's coming from the left or right

Dodging the direction is traveling means that your hit box loses I frames at the same pace that the attack is moving towards/with you

So you're basically dodging into the hitbox

[twin cedar]

When I first started my first times against Astel I kept wanting to dodge away from his gravity swipe...eventually I just dodged through it and got free dmg on his belly

[sharp vale]

Yeah if it's a stationary attack it's better to dodge towards it

Free hits

[twin cedar]

yeye like with Renalla of the Moon. Her magic does big dmg but if you dodge into it, youll like, never get hurt

[sharp vale]

Yes

Idk I was lvl 20 when I beat her, didn't get hit

The big explosion move she does always seemed jank, never hit me

[twin cedar]

oh the moon attack

ye thats so easy to avoid...it tracks, but if you keep moving enough, it like, auto-times out or something and just explodes wherever it is

[sharp vale]

It's so SLOW LOL

[twin cedar]

ikr

[sharp vale]

What were they THINKING

Buff rennala

[twin cedar]

ye I'd agree.

I think Godrick was a fun fight despite getting him on my 2nd try. Technically my 1st though. 1st time I walked into the area thinking "hey this would be a cool boss fight place" and it ended up being one lmao

[hushed hazel]

literally just dodge through it and it explodes

its so unfunnily easy

[twin cedar]

I had walked in with like half health and missing half my potions so naturally I died

[sharp vale]

Just a worse version of the deacons of the deep fights

[hushed hazel]

margit was the hardest early game boss

[twin cedar]

2nd time the yellow mist was there so I knew it was a boss arena and beat him easily

I hate margitt so much

[hushed hazel]

rennala was a pushover and godrick was kind of just telegraphed axe spam + easily abusable fire attacks

[hushed hazel]

margit, though, he has poor arena space and a lot of gap closers + weird follow ups

[twin cedar]

Though, when my friend started Elden Ring, I told him "if you fail Margitt 20 times, I will help you"

[hushed hazel]

i mean yeah he’s a skill check ur designed to fail but

easily the most annoying early boss

[twin cedar]

So I ended up helping him. I just used Bloodfang to build up bleed a bit and keep aggro off him so he could heal or whatever

[hushed hazel]

if my friends need help with bosses i tend to just pull up with whatever build i have

usually its a 70 arcane bleed build with fly incant and mohg spear

my hobbies include abusing malenia as a summon

[sharp vale]

Margit is easy when you telegraph his moves

Incredibly easy to abuse his cool downs

I almost beat him first try

[hushed hazel]

yeet that is such a moot point ngl

‘the boss is easy when you learn his moves’

[sharp vale]

Very true

[twin cedar]

a lot of people would've gotten greedy for that last hit near the end and gotten murdered

[sharp vale]

But Margit actually is just three moves that can be telegraphed to get hits on

[hushed hazel]

yea

still annoying tho

[sharp vale]

If you play it safe you can absolutely beat the boss with 0 hits on you by just waiting for his cool down moves

[hushed hazel]

if his arena had more space he’d be easy

[sharp vale]

Which are incredibly easy to dodge against

[twin cedar]

Honestly, Margitt reminds me of I think it was DSIII's first boss if thats the one I am thinking of. Circle arena with black knight.

[hushed hazel]

iudex gundyr is so much easier than margit

[sharp vale]

I got greedy the entire fight and lost all my flasks so I played it safe last half

[hushed hazel]

the reason margit is hard is arena space

[twin cedar]

ugh yes I'd agree. Gundyr didnt frustrate me as much. And ye the arena space is awful

[hushed hazel]

his attacks aren’t too bad but you have no room to heal tbh

he just spams with 0 spacing

that’s the reason i found elden beast so easy

you can just kinda run off and it spams shitty projectiles

[twin cedar]

I'm going to be sad when I finish elden ring

its going to be a really long time until another game as good as this ever comes out

[hushed hazel]

i finished it twice now

[sharp vale]

Also you could abuse gundyr's stance breaks and parries

[twin cedar]

true yeah...

[sharp vale]

And I think you could also abuse his weakness to fire

[hushed hazel]

i’m now 100% boss running while just helping my 3 horrific friends through the game

[twin cedar]

I just feel like the vibe between Gundyr and Margitt is similar. I cant my finger on it and its not because theyre both the first boss in their games. idk why...

[hushed hazel]

its cos they’re both gatekeeper-ish

[twin cedar]

maybe its the color schemes of their areas. both have gray-ish floorings, some greens and blue skies

maybe that too

[hushed hazel]

margit wants to put ur flame of ambition to rest and gundyr is a failed lord of cinder who serves as a gatekeeping obstacle

[twin cedar]

I was focusing more on level design in their areas

[sharp vale]

It's because Margit is arguably a boss that you actually have to level for

The path to Margit gives you enough opportunity to go explore around and level yourself to at least 20 which imo is enough to beat him easily

I beat him at level 1 because I didn't know what to spec into and lost my mf RUNES

[twin cedar]

plus several ashen war/skills you can find from exploring

[sharp vale]

gundyr is scaled down to beginner level

If you just bomb rush to Margit at lvl 10 you're going to get whooped

[twin cedar]

I remember being how happy I was when I finally learned to dodge the double dagger throws

it was baby steps

[sharp vale]

Left Right left right

[twin cedar]

the last souls game I played was DSIII which came out a good while ago. Before that it was Bloodborne. I forgot some stuff 😛

[sharp vale]

Imo margit's counter moves are the ones which screw people up the most

[twin cedar]

I really miss FromSoftware's other IPs like Armored Core and Chromehounds

[sharp vale]

When I first tried fighting him I got aggressive and dodged his first moves and hit him every cool down period

[twin cedar]

Though apparently next year there will be a new Armored Core

[sharp vale]

But then certain moves if you're too close he immediately goes into a second move

[hushed hazel]

when i fought margit as a baby i only damaged him by dodging his big jumping stab down cos it’s free

[sharp vale]

If you noticed when he stabs the ground, I avoid his attack

And don't go in to do damage

[twin cedar]

ye sometimes that staff grounf stab, he'll tail whip

[sharp vale]

Thats because he can easily do damage to you with the daggers as a quick counter to you getting near him

[hushed hazel]

malenia is so easy if you use bloodflies ngl

[twin cedar]

or summon the sword

[sick wyvern]

Lol, local news is reporting on some mother who crying about huggy wuggy giving her kid nightmares

[hushed hazel]

her kid should simply be like me and not dream

[sharp vale]

That's what hurts new players imo in the Margit fight

Getting too greedy with the hits and he gets greedier and puts you in your place

[sick wyvern]

Can’t have shit, have to keep everything child friendly

[twin cedar]

I wish Bloodborne came to Steam

I loved how as you gathered Insight, the entire playboard changed plus all weapons had 2 modes

oh oof its getting closeish to midnight! gnight!

[hushed hazel]

its 4:26am

[vital roost]

everyone point and laugh at the brit

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-dink-my-oiter-cat-drinking-water-animal-drinking-water-cat-eating-gif-25121865

[hushed hazel]

cope

[exotic leaf]

nene with the 10/10 posts as always

[vital roost]

what abt your moik

[sharp vale]

I love oiter

[hushed hazel]

space.net

[vital roost]

he steals all of them from me don't let him fool you

[sharp vale]

Hi ashy hi ashy hi ashy, I hope you're doing well ashy

[vital roost]

hi

[exotic leaf]

KneeKnee you thief

[onyx schooner]

you literally never post anything except for using an astolfo quote box thing

[vital roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/886785238045458442/952234055569641553/image0.gif

[hushed hazel]

damn

[onyx schooner]

MODS, BAN THEM AT ONCe

[exotic leaf]

idk who to believe oh the humanity

[void slate]

Ashyoo face reveal

[onyx schooner]

me because i made bingusi

[vital roost]

i almost posted the wrong one LOL

[onyx schooner]

[exotic leaf]

peter face reveal

[bronze plume]

Tay#0005 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[hushed hazel]

damn it.

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo is a pretty girl, don't let her fool you

[hushed hazel]

my elden ring funny was deleted.

[sharp vale]

We went on a date once

[signal iris]

never

[exotic leaf]

i kept singing this yesterday i fucking hate imagine dragons

[vital roost]

i've face revealed to a couple of people

[void slate]

Did you show her your car? @sharp vale

[onyx schooner]

ill reveal my face when navist gives me a unique role (he cant the server will die)

[exotic leaf]

same

[sharp vale]

Oh the misery ||too true oomfie||

[sick wyvern]

can confirm ashy is cute

[sharp vale]

Yes

[signal iris]

ur so cute uwu

[hushed hazel]

honestly face revealing isnt a big thing for me

[void slate]

Did you like it @vital roost

[sharp vale]

No

[vital roost]

i'm not a car person

[hushed hazel]

i tend to just accidentally post pictures with my face in them and go ‘oh well’

[sharp vale]

She doesn't like cars

[hushed hazel]

yeet you should meet my family

[void slate]

Good morning

[sharp vale]

Why

[hushed hazel]

literally a lineage of 3 mechanics

[sharp vale]

Valid

[exotic leaf]

no you are

[hushed hazel]

sadly i’m breaking the family business

[sick wyvern]

i got like 0 pictures of myself

[signal iris]

that is a lie

[sharp vale]

My jawline is banger

That's it

[hushed hazel]

99% of my selfies are flexing pictures

[sharp vale]

I LOVE LEAN

[hushed hazel]

I LOVE LEAN

[exotic leaf]

this shit again

[sharp vale]

LEAN ROLES IN CHAT LEAN ROLES

LEAN ROLES IN CHAT

[sick wyvern]

im too ugly for selfies :x

[exotic leaf]

I LOVE LEAN

[sharp vale]

I LOVE LEAN

[exotic leaf]

LEAN LEAN LEAN

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-dink-my-oiter-cat-drinking-water-animal-drinking-water-cat-eating-gif-25121865

[sharp vale]

LEAN

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/lean-purple-guy-fnaf-lean-man-perc-gif-24802273

[hushed hazel]

if you read my status you will clearly see that i love lean

[sharp vale]

DRINK MY LEAN

LEAN

[sick wyvern]

water is all i need

[signal iris]

yes

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-lean-meme-lean-cat-loves-lean-purple-drank-gif-24893809

[sharp vale]

LEAN ROOM LEAN CAT LEAN LIGHT

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/hit-balls-ball-ouch-my-balls-gif-16441294

[sharp vale]

I LOVE LEAN

[sharp vale]

🟪💜😈

LEAN IN CHAT

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-lean-i-love-lean-meme-broly-dragon-ball-super-dragon-ball-super-broly-gif-24908426

[exotic leaf]

me and who

[sharp vale]

Me

[onyx schooner]

wh

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-cat-hoverboard-cat-on-hoverboard-cry-gif-21748938

[sick wyvern]

Seriously wtf is lean

[sharp vale]

NENE IS MADE OUT OF LEAN GUYS

THE REVELATION

NENE MORE LIKE LEAN LEAN

[onyx schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825782329384763412/837321339055898684/cb0189010777ff2870b7c4e75795f3252fadce9b25355e052db4470d953d56c5_1.gif.gif

[sick wyvern]

Because of their purple hair?

[onyx schooner]

me beating the shit out of yeetim

[sharp vale]

me and Nene are best friends irl don't believe him

[exotic leaf]

promethazine/codeine aka cough syrup

[sharp vale]

We get food at night all the time

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

[sharp vale]

LEAN MAN LEAN MAN

[exotic leaf]

what about me

[sick wyvern]

But why lean tho

[exotic leaf]

why not

[sharp vale]

Lean is a drink mixed with promethazine and candy + sprite

It makes you feel a different version of drunk minus the depression

[sick wyvern]

So they’re mixing cough medicine with soda

[void slate]

What is promethazine

[sharp vale]

Or at least that's what I've been told by my friend who tried "lean" in a bottle sold online

[sharp vale]

PROMETHAZINE WHILE IN THE 350Z

[void slate]

Oh no!!! Drugs!!!

[sick wyvern]

Kids these days

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/tumblr-lean-gif-5281078

.gif 350z

[signal iris]

beat me up bby

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bubWV.gif

[sharp vale]

I LOVE LEAN

.gif purble place

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bFIei.gif

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-beating-you-up-gif-24451506

[sharp vale]

LEAN PLACE LEAN PLACE

[sick wyvern]

Nene so violent

[sharp vale]

Why are you beating up lewshifer harder than me

[sick wyvern]

Or should I say violet

[void slate]

.gif Ashyoo's car

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bdv6o.gif

[sharp vale]

Looks about right

[onyx schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/746215515378417674/859007530696704010/speed-9-1.gif

[sharp vale]

Nene can you send that one meme with the misery cat drawn

[sick wyvern]

😏

[void slate]

.gif Peter Servo's car

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/7Fyt.gif

[void slate]

Gee, thanks

Looks like a car I could actually afford

[sharp vale]

How much do you think that costs Peter?

[void slate]

1000 usd

[onyx schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/952314787604357181/960701319834910800/ronnotes.gif

[sharp vale]

Thanks nene

[void slate]

Oh the chemistry

[sharp vale]

Everybody wants to be my nenemy

[sick wyvern]

Nene always ready with the meme

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cum-scary-death-help-me-gif-18207070

[exotic leaf]

oh the mimsery

[onyx schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/914618229136171048/image0-6_4.gif

[sick wyvern]

Memesry

[exotic leaf]

[exotic leaf]

me n u

i’m sandwich

[sharp vale]

Say this again

[exotic leaf]

no

[sharp vale]

Please

[sick wyvern]

Lew is emergency food

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

PLEASE

[sacred oasis]

bunch of weirdos

[exotic leaf]

what kind of food am i

[exotic leaf]

shut up kiss me

[sharp vale]

Hopefully the good kind amirite guys

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/water-pov-cat-gif-21660003

[sacred oasis]

lew dont u got a red color name to sell me

[sick wyvern]

Sushi

[sacred oasis]

300 was it?

paypal pls

[sharp vale]

I love water

[exotic leaf]

you only want me for my red name

[sharp vale]

Correct

[sacred oasis]

LMAOOOO no its not like that 😭

[sick wyvern]

Nene is just gonna lick your face

[onyx schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/817144591392178226/839191559638483035/caption.gif

[sharp vale]

Yes it is like that

[sacred oasis]

sorry Lew 😭

[signal iris]

i will bite you :)

[exotic leaf]

truly heart broken

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/war-dimden-cute-cat-mean-gif-22892687

[sharp vale]

SAY THIS AGAIN

[exotic leaf]

[signal iris]

WHAT?

[exotic leaf]

oh the mimsery

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/famine-garfield-gif-19810423

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-gif-18649320

[sacred oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-animal-slap-tiger-gif-17151311

[onyx schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/851523800155029588/886014429655863366/image0-2.gif

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smack-slap-fuckyou-kitten-gif-11330282

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/pestilence-gif-21566012

[onyx schooner]

thank you i steal

[sharp vale]

Hey I have one of those

[sacred oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-death-funny-cute-awesome-gif-20320653

[sharp vale]

https://c.tenor.com/K6A-9vn7IJsAAAAM/uninstall-cat-uninstall.gif

[sacred oasis]

bruh

[sick wyvern]

Just replacing the cat

[thick orbit]

hurb

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/admin-admin-furry-stash-admin-furry-furry-discord-gif-22557705

[sharp vale]

You when you when you when you see me when you see me when I'm when you when I'm shirt, shirtle you when you see me

[sick wyvern]

It is real!

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-stupid-slap-slapping-gif-18382942

[sick wyvern]

And I will get into it one of these days

[exotic leaf]

spread by nene

[sharp vale]

Fool, you activated my trap card

https://tenor.com/view/no-u-kik-group-gang-gangster-meme-gif-13291823

[thick orbit]

You activated my block card

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-leaving-leave-oops-bye-gif-17519616