#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

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void slate
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I bet he'll slap via video link

cold nebula
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I think Will did stupid. He was laughing out loud at the joke then his wife explained it to him and he become charged with light

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Also that's big no, you can do this in some local bar, but on on a Ceremony

bitter heath
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jada had powerful friends equipped

cold nebula
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And no, I am not virtue signaling

void slate
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I think Will had one of those moments when your life goes very well and you feel the urge to do something incredibly stupid

cold nebula
teal temple
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i saw a fallout 3 edit of will targeting kid rock with vats and let me just say it was the funniest shit i've ever seen

teal temple
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if anyone can find the post you get a cookie, i've been searching all over for it again on retardit

cold nebula
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We are epotimy of toxic masculinity: Real Men should not cry or express emotions

bitter heath
teal temple
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and like that you get a cookie 🍪

cold nebula
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Then we die age 60 from heart attack or cancer cause we never show emotion or cry

void slate
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fun fact - the shortest living ancestor I know of died at age 44

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the longest living person was 92

cold nebula
mental oyster
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I’ve seen so many memes on that now…

bitter heath
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this game even has capitol ships

signal iris
void slate
cold nebula
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or I wil lever play

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bitter heath
wary jewel
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oh shoot the pink team is back

cold nebula
sharp vale
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Cry about it

void slate
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😭

signal seal
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all natural could have medicine and chemicals in it

cold nebula
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Everything is Nature

lament egret
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i love nature

signal seal
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my dentist told me 99.9% of toothpastes are identical

void slate
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😭

granite umbra
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he is not your dentist

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he just likes teeth

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the real dentist is in your walls

sharp vale
proud musk
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anyone part of the lgbtq community open to dm for a few

sharp vale
proud musk
void slate
# sharp vale

of course. The internet has high morals and would never do such a thing

void slate
sharp vale
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Deck the halls with

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Deck the halls with Peter servos

mild crystal
cold nebula
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Florida Peter

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Is it ok to cheese inEden Ring

sharp vale
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I love walking into an automotive shop and the radio is playing bangers

fringe umbra
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play the game ur way its an rpg

sharp vale
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woah here she comes, watch out boy she'll chew you up

fringe umbra
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ive nearly finished house what should i watch instead

sharp vale
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Band kid behavior

fringe umbra
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??

sharp vale
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Band kid behavior

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||I just said it because I saw it||

pale locust
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Playing a triple high c and passing out

mild crystal
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bruh i was riding to work and i got stuck between 3 other suzuki riders😭 i was the only kawa

sick wyvern
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they ganging up on you

sharp vale
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L/bozo

mild crystal
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one of them played rock paper scissors with me

sacred oasis
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that’s actually cool

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wholesome moment

somber anvil
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Ur cool@sacred oasis

mild crystal
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yea :)

sacred oasis
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You are cool Luna

mild crystal
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its funny bc they were all guys, i was the only girl rider

somber anvil
signal iris
bright aspen
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Can u get palindrome from 1550?

sick wyvern
void slate
smoky matrix
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how do you think they got to be a trillion dollar company

wet quarry
signal iris
somber anvil
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@smoky matrix SilverHugs

void slate
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Have you seen my Oklahoma?

sharp vale
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Have you seen my 🕷️

hard spindle
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Brain. No I haven't

void slate
exotic leaf
void slate
exotic leaf
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send pic

candid birch
somber anvil
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@exotic leaf SilverHugs

void slate
exotic leaf
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ooooooooo okay

void slate
exotic leaf
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omg hi lewna y_melody_kiss

void slate
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My edit

void slate
exotic leaf
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what no i like it!!!

sharp vale
exotic leaf
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show me the inside :D

void slate
hazy nebulaBOT
sharp vale
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Ew

void slate
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.gif @exotic leaf's bitches

hazy nebulaBOT
ionic arrow
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Where xur

hard spindle
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More than u

sharp vale
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Mean

hard spindle
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Yeetim we slayed in d1 last week. Got 3/5 through like instantly

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It was quite sick can't lie. We got the perfect team now

sharp vale
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I slayed my paycheck today

void slate
ionic arrow
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Oh

void slate
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@exotic leaf Here's the front

hard spindle
candid birch
pure thicket
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pretty sure thats a leaked screenshot of lightfall pls use spoiler tags

hard spindle
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^

signal seal
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4 ducking body panels

void slate
exotic leaf
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two huge rugs hmmNice

void slate
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I haven't finished detailing

exotic leaf
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needs like 100 plants

void slate
signal seal
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I'm fine lol

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My insurance has a $100 deductible and rental

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Didn't even raise my blood pressure. Just annoyed

sharp vale
void slate
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Adjusted the front @exotic leaf

void slate
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ah nvm I misread

cold nebula
exotic leaf
sharp vale
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Anyways, I then switched lanes to the left, which lead to this dude merging into me from behind and side swiping me

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Car had very very minor damage so it's all goo

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Good

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Almost died that day if I hadn't evaded the accident

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Also it wasn't in my challenger so I'm gucci

pale locust
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Yhe only time I almost died was in the sea

candid birch
signal seal
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No metal work

sharp vale
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Just a paint correction tbh

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Just a tad bit of bondo

signal seal
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But it will never match the original paint

sharp vale
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I doubt it

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Unless the car is sun stained

signal seal
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Certain people can see the difference

sharp vale
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Which is what happened to my car

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And I could definitely see the difference

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Unless your car is sun stained or sun bleached I doubt it

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They can usually color match based on the code in your door panel

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I know a few guys here who can paint correct hella top tier

candid birch
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@cold nebula did you pet the kitty?

sharp vale
desert pilot
sharp vale
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@exotic leaf you said you have a jean couch? A jouch?

sharp arch
candid birch
sharp vale
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No I feel slightly opposed to doing so

candid birch
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🐔

void slate
exotic leaf
sharp vale
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I need it desperately answered

exotic leaf
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what

sharp vale
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A jouch?

exotic leaf
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a jouch yes

sharp vale
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?

exotic leaf
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it does

sharp vale
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LIT

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Humor achieved

sharp vale
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A jeautomobile

void slate
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But a jar isn't made of jeans

sharp vale
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A jeautomobile

void slate
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Jean is a name

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Jean wearing jeans

void slate
sharp vale
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Hehe

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Jean driving a jeautomobile

void slate
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.gif @desert pilot Binding of Isaac

hazy nebulaBOT
void slate
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NOT AGAIN

sharp vale
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.gif Peter servo

hazy nebulaBOT
sharp vale
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.gif Patrick Human

hazy nebulaBOT
void slate
sharp vale
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Nicooo

desert pilot
sharp vale
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Let's go bohling

void slate
hazy nebulaBOT
desert pilot
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isaac

void slate
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.gif Peter Servo Binding of Isaac

hazy nebulaBOT
hazy nebulaBOT
sharp vale
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WHY IS THIS ONE IN HIGHER QUALITY

wary jewel
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bring me @turbid goblet

void slate
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Would you go to the movies with me? We'd watch a film called "Madonna. In bed with the previous person that I mentioned"

feral blade
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🙁

void slate
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☹️

lament egret
sick wyvern
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Hi

blazing vault
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@gleaming ice please put a peepo chicken in the thread as I see you are off cooldown

cold nebula
gleaming ice
blazing vault
gleaming ice
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I cant help but notice the lovely color of your name as well

blazing vault
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Same to you

shell mortar
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Does anyone else's dick touch the toilet bowl when taking a shit? Its genuinely annoying having to hold my dick up while taking a shit.

void slate
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.gif @blazing vault's car

hazy nebulaBOT
shell mortar
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Im being deadass btw like I was taking a shit and I just feel something cold press against my tip

blazing vault
shell mortar
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Its very random

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RNG type dick

pure thicket
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mf is measuring his dong with a d20

signal iris
void slate
onyx schooner
gleaming ice
blazing vault
fickle sentinel
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Damn, homie down tremendous

gleaming ice
blazing vault
gleaming ice
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I prefer omnipotent ad clear 😏

exotic leaf
blazing vault
onyx schooner
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insanity

onyx schooner
gleaming ice
blazing vault
sick wyvern
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Wish I had my laptop with me :/

empty basin
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@misty glen @blazing vault should have omnipotent ad clear ngl

exotic leaf
onyx schooner
somber anvil
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@exotic leaf BeePoggers

candid birch
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@exotic leaf

cold nebula
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Gamedev could put a fucking grace before Rennala fight...

somber anvil
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Light moon LunaHeart

cold nebula
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What's up, long time no see

hardy mesa
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wow

loud sun
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not me

hollow marten
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I don't see the problem

keen portal
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think u gotta divide them days by 2/3 because its just 2D minecraft

sharp vale
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CAR IS AT THE SHOP GETTING BODY WORK I'M EXCITED

sharp vale
sick wyvern
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Yeet I found the leak, it was a small nail in between the treads. But it’s too small to fix unless I drill it larger.

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Challenger

sharp vale
sick wyvern
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So worse :p

sharp vale
sick wyvern
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Yea we might do that tomorrow. I’ll just bring it to a shop

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Hope it’s not gonna be expensive

sharp vale
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It should only be like 20$-50$

sick wyvern
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It’s about the size of a pin nail, so hopefully not too expensive.

sharp vale
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It's the labor of getting the tire off the wheel and then patching it, then slapping it on, balancing it, then rotating it

sick wyvern
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Why the last two tho

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I was just gonna use the other car and bring the tire there

sharp vale
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Has to be rotated so that it's not wobbling

sick wyvern
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From one small patch

sharp vale
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Also remember you gotta get an alignment

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Correct

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It's not NECESSARY

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But it is WORTH it

sick wyvern
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As long as it ain’t gonna cost a lot

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we usually don’t trust most mechanics first go because we’ve had some try to pull some bullshit on us.

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Hence why we do all our maintenance

hardy mesa
sharp vale
sharp vale
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Defo worth it

sharp vale
bitter heath
sharp vale
hardy mesa
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actually IIII

sick wyvern
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Don’t start that shit

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Also, if I could take off the tire I would do it myself honestly

sharp vale
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I remember that night

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That was a month after I got arrested and cops were stalking me heavy bc they wanted to see me mess up again

ionic arrow
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What is starlink

barren dagger
hardy mesa
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reciver

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this seems to be the average satellite

ionic arrow
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So each person gets their own satellite

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For their internet

hardy mesa
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really?

sharp vale
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Starlink is a project made for really specific areas

west rain
hardy mesa
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idk

sharp vale
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Realistically, nothing, lol

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Everyone's criticizing this project because bandwidth and net travel/speed is going to be insane

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We simply don't have the technology to make it fast enough for regular internet usagr

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Unless he's developed something we don't know about

amber python
hardy mesa
sick wyvern
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I think at the very least it’s better than most shitty internet and of course for places with no internet

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Btw yeet, what realistically would you say it’ll cost to patch the tire? Or could you do it for me? :p

fickle sentinel
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It's for people that live in the sticks that are stuck with like 1mb satellite

mild crystal
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i slayed😁

woeful horizon
mild crystal
sick wyvern
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Just be careful, I always get nervous when I see a bike because a close friend has gotten hurt many times and almost died because of reckless drivers and them seemingly having a death wish when riding.

mild crystal
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i dont drive recklessly , and i always drive with friends unless im going to work or somewhere thats like not even 5 miles away :)

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ill b oklol

sick wyvern
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Kk

lament egret
signal seal
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Guys I'm on a plane

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Pretty boring

sharp vale
thick orbit
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They won't they are feeling plain

sharp vale
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Can't wait to get my car tomorrow

signal seal
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Decided to buy some wifi

sharp vale
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Lame

signal seal
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Decent movies at least but like all the good ones I just watched

sharp vale
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I flew first class one time

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Once

signal seal
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I did when I was a kid

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Once

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Its like 10k for a seat

sharp vale
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My seat was like 2500$

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Granted I didn't pay for it

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It was given due to major "inconveniences"

signal seal
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I had to eat airplane food thars a major inconvenience

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Aight i paid for this wifi I'm posting my cat

shut maple
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Happy doggo

fringe umbra
sharp vale
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@signal seal you should live in Texas on god my guy

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I paid this dude 500$ to fix 1000$ worth of body damage

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AND HE COMES THROUGH SWINGING

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GOOD ASS WORK

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I'm super happy.

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It only took him an afternoon.

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But imma pick up my car tomorrow after he finishes installing the rivets and body lining

wary jewel
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hahahaha I said too much in my text that I leveled up

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Your message exceeds our line limit of 3. Fix this issue and try again.

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line limit?

sharp vale
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Yes
You can only have
This many lines

wary jewel
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1 line?

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what about 1,000,000 lines

signal iris
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1
2
3
4

thick orbit
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Hm thinking of buying a sword

signal seal
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And Texas has politics i disagree with regarding women's rights

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I stopped drinking bourbon due to my dislike for Kentucky

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And I love bourbon

sharp vale
queen osprey
sharp vale
thick orbit
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Debating on Gandalfs or aragorn's sword

sharp vale
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Texas is annoying, but I'm pretty sure it's on the path to having better politics soon

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Considering we're about to vote this mfn loser out

sick wyvern
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Hopefully

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But you know they got shit up their sleeves

sharp vale
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Texas has great paying jobs and the greatest diversity of resources

signal iris
sick wyvern
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Or if they do lose they’re gonna go scorched earth to make the next persons life hell

sharp vale
thick orbit
sharp vale
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At the end of the day Texas still functions like a country and cities pursue their own business

thick orbit
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No clue where I will put it, likely the wall

signal iris
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put it inside me

sharp vale
thick orbit
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I will

sick wyvern
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i wouldnt want to spend the night there, or id find one of those swords in me while im asleep

sharp vale
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@signal seal buy me some headlights bing

sick wyvern
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Speaking of headlights, I need to clean or get new bulbs for my dads suv. It barely lights up the road

thick orbit
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But ready for the killer

signal iris
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so bored

sick wyvern
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eh i dont want to be one of those with obnoxiously bright lights

sharp vale
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Who caaares

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Only bad drivers get annoyed by bright lights

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Nvm

sick wyvern
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when it blinds you and lights up the inside of your car

sharp vale
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Only bad drivers get heavily incapacitated by bright lights

sharp vale
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90% light reduction

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My mirrors auto tint

sick wyvern
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mr fancy car

sharp vale
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It's a 2010

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Auto tint should be standard

sick wyvern
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meh

sharp vale
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Just add 30% tint to your windows

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30% is enough to reduce eye strain from headlights

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And it's also enough to make it a deterrent

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40% on the front windshield

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That's just me tho. I got 20% all around 40% front with colored polarity in the rear and a visor in the front

vestal ember
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cant tint front windshield here 🙂

uncut sparrow
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vibe check in here

void slate
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Good morning chat

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In 8 minutes an F1 race in Australia begins.

sharp vale
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Front windshield tint is illegal everywhere

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Break the law

void slate
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oh wait it already started

sharp vale
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Peter

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SERVO

void slate
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do you know that every single time there's an f1 race in Melbourne, cars crash

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Ferrari just spun into gravel and that's it

void slate
signal iris
sharp vale
signal iris
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i literally cannot

sharp vale
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I'm tired

signal iris
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i said i was gonna get it after i paid to fix my car, but ...

sharp vale
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He's really good and charges cheap

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I'm satisfied with the work he's done on my car

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I'm getting the final result tomorrow

clever geyser
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as my doctor recommended it as a possible help for mine

sharp vale
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I just break the law bc idc

clever geyser
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I drove with out a license for like 7 years so i feel that

sharp vale
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Too true oomfie

void slate
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what am I reading

sharp vale
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Drove my challenger without a license for a long period of time

clever geyser
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hey if all they give is warnings pretty w/e. nothing ever went on my record even when pulled over

sharp vale
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All of my tickets get dismissed

void slate
clever geyser
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law is just a guideline

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no cause they were prob stupid or small enough to not matter

sharp vale
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Because court is incompetent

void slate
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no it's just that they care too little about small stuff like tickets

clever geyser
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its part of how cops make money tho

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the do gots a quota

void slate
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that I agree

clever geyser
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cops can be real assholes bought that. corrona kinda made them not wanna do much for awhile

toxic karma
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poo poo pee pee haha cant mute me here

toxic karma
# clever geyser the do gots a quota

ticket quota is a lie, they have patrol reports which is what causes them to ticket people as documentation they were on patrol. it's not x amount of tickets, it's just showing they are actually working.

signal iris
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first time tanking in ff

amber wigeon
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Cracked

signal iris
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AYO???

sick wyvern
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Nice

fringe girder
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yo anyone wanna play stelaris im hosting a game with my homie we have all dlc

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good internet only though

signal iris
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@amber wigeontanking has me panicking bc i have no idea what i'm doing

void slate
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Charles the Clerk won the 2022 F1 race in Australia

void slate
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This is the neighbors cat @exotic leaf

manic mango
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Does anybody know anything about getting banned for modding steam beat saber? And other vr games?

warped aspen
granite umbra
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@queen osprey someone said valtan down = oce down 🤣

queen osprey
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its true

mild crystal
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I tend to avoid joining with anyone who has received a vac ban, no matter how long ago it occurred

amber wigeon
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Ez

signal iris
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been doing longstop so long i have a full armour set and the weapon (that i can use as dark knight)

amber wigeon
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There's another dungeon you can unlock at level 37 I think

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Is called Cutters Cry if you wanna look up how to unlock it

signal iris
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i should try to unlock all of these

amber wigeon
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ya

tropic mauve
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bruh i was making some tea and biscuits rn at 3am yes, and my mf pot handle broke spilling the tea and biscuits on my lap i have never tasted defeat such as this and it sucks😔

queen osprey
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tea n crumpers

fringe umbra
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i want some them crumpers

mild crystal
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Eating tea!?

round patrol
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coke + burgers > tea and crumpers

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diabetes land hell yeah

void slate
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It's time to wash my keyboard today

void slate
fringe umbra
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watch video

void slate
mild crystal
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Dunking Brits into a hot beverage before consuming

mild crystal
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💀

bitter heath
vestal ember
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@sharp vale

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honda or yamaha

somber anvil
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@bitter heath baka

bitter heath
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what have I done

somber anvil
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Grrr

bitter heath
somber anvil
queen osprey
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o_O

somber anvil
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O_o

void slate
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o_O

mild crystal
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who wants to play uwu ?

void slate
fringe umbra
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thats not krakow

mild crystal
fringe umbra
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thats the villa of the sierra madre hotel and casino near the border of nevada that never opened due to the nuclear war of 2077

void slate
mild crystal
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Feuchttücher

mental oyster
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Jesus y’all wanna my stomach? It’s fucking huge

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Like Majin buu

thick orbit
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ROCKING FROM SIDE TO SIDE

mental oyster
thick orbit
mental oyster
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Ohh ok it’s just u never respodned

thick orbit
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Tend to leave dms open then that reads em but I never do

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if that makes sense

mental oyster
thick orbit
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Uh

mental oyster
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What lol

thick orbit
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Chat window is open when I wasn't paying atteion then I changed to a different chat

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when I didn't look at messages

trail citrus
thick orbit
trail citrus
mental oyster
thick orbit
mental oyster
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Carnage?

granite umbra
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lean!!

mental oyster
# thick orbit im bad at dms

That’s a first lol. Then what solution is there u think? I wish I could see when people leave me on read in discord.

thick orbit
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Can ask @somber anvil EHEHE

somber anvil
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Hi foxx

thick orbit
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idk I just am bad at dms

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ewwo

somber anvil
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pichuheart that is true you dont always reply

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Still angry at u for that One

mental oyster
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Which one? Your mom?

somber anvil
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No im angy at her for not replying

mental oyster
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Why

somber anvil
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Private

mental oyster
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Let’s spam her

somber anvil
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No

trail citrus
somber anvil
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I dont spam foxx

mental oyster
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A fox? I don’t get it

somber anvil
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Ren=foxx

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Its what i call her

mental oyster
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Interesting…

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Wanna be friends

somber anvil
thick orbit
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Brings back memories from childhood

wary laurel
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wanna be friends

thick orbit
somber anvil
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@wary laurel wana be friends?

wary laurel
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yeah

somber anvil
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Omg 😳

wary laurel
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🤝

thick orbit
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I am having matcha green tea ice cream

mental oyster
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Man what are they doing. I don’t think halo infinte can go through this shit for too long. Or maybe it can idk. But the thing is, the damage is already done..

barren dagger
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someone help my sanity

lament egret
wary laurel
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poggers

wary laurel
barren dagger
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all of the food they got did

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except the chocolate cake

wary laurel
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I had that a few times with wagyu...

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miss that

signal iris
cold nebula
# signal iris

People my age are already married with children, I play Elden Ring

quasi tartan
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congratulations to your freedom

mental oyster
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Elden ring game of the year?

cold nebula
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I hope so

unkempt plinth
cold nebula
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Althou they said the same about Horizon Forbidden

unkempt plinth
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Elden ring is a collection of all the mechanics and gameplay elements from other souls-likes from fromsoft into one beautiful open world game

cold nebula
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Elden Ring is pretty good game, it deserves game of the year

unkempt plinth
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It not only lived up to its hype but exceeded it massively

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And I doubt the DLC will make things worse

quasi tartan
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or in other words, you have to be a real souls tryhard to even care about this game 👀

unkempt plinth
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It's my first souls-like and I love it

cold nebula
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Same, I never played souls game before and I like it.

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It is really hard, but not impossible

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The story is super rich, but it is there for you to find it

quasi tartan
#

stop invalidating my random try of an insult for a game I personally dont care about 😡 ||^_^||

unkempt plinth
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Never been a real fan of difficult games but I started to enjoy challenging games

cold nebula
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Every boss I kill is a clutch which makes gamering experience even better

unkempt plinth
#

Bless Hades for getting me into difficult games

cold nebula
unkempt plinth
#

What was the reason?

cold nebula
#

Heavy Load, I did not paid attention to it, cause it was not red

unkempt plinth
#

Ah

cold nebula
#

It crippled my dodges, making me wondering why it is so nearly impossible to dodge

unkempt plinth
#

Lmao, if you want to not worry about weight you can always go to lenne's rise and pick up bloodhound step after leading a boss up a hill

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Just equip it to like an off hand dagger and it's a very fast and mobile dodge

cold nebula
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Last night I had breathing issues and decide to play Elden Ring, cause I could not sleep. I finally beat Rennala and now I can respec

unkempt plinth
#

Have you beat rahdan yet?

cold nebula
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No, I play really slow. My 10 IQ allowed me to figure out Rennala DPS

unkempt plinth
#

Rennala dps is just hit her

cold nebula
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NGL she was easier than most of the side bosses I fought

unkempt plinth
#

You can also poison her through the bubble weirdly enough

cold nebula
unkempt plinth
unkempt plinth
cold nebula
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I play wretch, currently I run War cry and jump

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I have not used a single spell so far

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I may buy some and see how it goes

unkempt plinth
#

As someone who hasn't even gone to the Altus plateau yet, I'm doing pot only to see how I go

cold nebula
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I talked to the turtle to learn more about her lore, althou when I beat the game I may binge watch lore videos on youtube

unkempt plinth
#

... I'm stuck at Margit

signal iris
cold nebula
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Can you use the NPC summon, it kind of helped. I only beat Margit, cause @onyx schooner helped me

unkempt plinth
#

I'm doing pot only, the only summons I'd allow myself are the pot guy ashes and Alexander

cold nebula
#

I see

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I went at Margit with no knowledge of the game and at level 20

unkempt plinth
#

I can easily do Margit if I didn't have those restrictions since I can probably do him hitless if I tried

cold nebula
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I know good players can go there level 1 and beat him with a club, but I can't

unkempt plinth
#

But 10 poison pots isn't enough to kill him and pots are locked behind him as well

cold nebula
#

Is that part of a quest to kill him with summon only? Or you are doing this for fun

unkempt plinth
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Just for fun

cold nebula
#

I reckon you uploaded pots to max?

exotic leaf
#

ive done all the bosses up to morgott by myself because summoning doesn’t work for me gigachad

unkempt plinth
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You can't, there's at least 3 in stormveil, probably some in the Altus plateau and in the giant mountains (which is also where the rot pot book is), to get to the Altus plateau I have to beat a tree sentinel

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And to get to the giant mountain I have to beat morgott who's stronger than margit

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I can probably wrong warp into the plateau, maybe zip to the mountain if I'm gamer enough

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The only thing wrong with pot only is maliketh and Elden beast

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2 health bars for maliketh is devastating with at most like 20 cracked and 10 ritual and Elden beast is immune to all status pots

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I have a decent chance against maliketh though with a combination of rot + redmane + volcano + poison pots and talisman + jar hat

sharp vale
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@vestal ember Yamaha mames better engines overall

unkempt plinth
#

So for pot only I might need to bend the rules slightly by allowing the jar canon as well

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Best idea I can come up with is getting flame, grant me strength and golden vow/rallying standard early

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Oh god I have to do ranni's quest for a decent pot buddy NM_peepoNotStonks

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Nevermind, there's also the mini pots... From a boss, dammit

rancid thicket
#

Is it possible to change my region? Its EU not NA...

unkempt plinth
#

It's a bug with rankbot rn I think

rancid thicket
#

Well.. its bugging me a lot...

cold nebula
#

I used to be NA, cause my nightshift working hours that aligned my free time when NA players are active

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Now I work on European Time zone, but I am still NA

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And no one cares my zone as I can join every LFG

lapis linden
#

wow

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wow

void slate
#

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gaaaay

compact hearth
#

WOW

void slate
#

.gif @desert pilot's wife

hazy nebulaBOT
desert pilot
#

🤨

fickle sentinel
#

You got something to tell us potassium?

sharp vale
#

he's emo and likes emo bipolar dudes

vestal ember
#

honda is more linear in power

fringe umbra
#

final episode of house fellas wish me luck

sharp vale
#

Nobody buys a Honda motorcycle for power

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If that were the case just buy a cheap Kawasaki or Suzuki

#

Personally I like Ducatis

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But I'd rather get a busa

void slate
#

.gif @fringe umbra's wife

hazy nebulaBOT
somber anvil
#

The fuck

fringe umbra
void slate
#

.gif @somber anvil's wife

hazy nebulaBOT
fickle sentinel
#

W tbh

void slate
#

.gif @fickle sentinel's wife

hazy nebulaBOT
fickle sentinel
mild crystal
smoky matrix
#

Eat

mild crystal
#

i did

#

slurped him up😁

smoky matrix
#

Good hamnod

mild crystal
#

spiderman no way home is a trash movie with a shitty plot

smoky matrix
#

I enjoyed some bits of it but yeah I hated the plot

void slate
#

.gif @smoky matrix's baby

hazy nebulaBOT
smoky matrix
#

Why

void slate
#

I didn't know you'd teach your child how to drink so young

void slate
#

Why is Ashyoo gone

drifting ivy
#

@vital roost ?

drifting ivy
void slate
#

hmm he didn't show up when i typed his name lol

drifting ivy
#

yeah it happens some times

#

just remove a letter and the person you're searching for should show up

cold nebula
#

Cringe fest

void slate
#

.gif @cold nebula's cringe fest

hazy nebulaBOT
fickle sentinel
#

That is indeed cringe

drifting ivy
#

the gif is indeed the perfect definition for cringe

#

@wind axle im playing for honor rn, a guy on the ennemy team is named Astolfo

sick wyvern
#

such violence towards Astolfo 😭

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btw @sharp vale how long do you reckon i can get away with using the tire plug?

hollow marten
#

Helo

drifting ivy
#

helo repter

hollow marten
#

hi hi

somber anvil
#

Hello repter

hollow marten
#

Hi Luna hru

somber anvil
#

Good

fickle sentinel
#

If you have an opportunity to fix it, do it

somber anvil
#

Wbu reppichuheart

sick wyvern
#

well most places around me are closed today, i was thinking of going after my one class tomorrow.

#

36 miles, to and from.

fickle sentinel
#

You'll be fine driving on it for a day

#

I just wouldn't leave it for weeks

sick wyvern
#

probably not gonna be weeks.

#

its still relatively new

sharp vale
#

I have a tire plug on my front tire, just got a fill it up every few weeks

#

No big deal at all

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And I drive my car under a lot of stress and pressure so

#

As long as your tires are made of good rubber

sick wyvern
#

it wasnt a big hole and we barely got it in so its pretty well sealed.

sharp vale
#

Then you're fine

sick wyvern
#

theyre Hankook so im sure theyre fine. theyre still dealer og

#

again havent really driven it too much.

gaunt seal
#

what is påpping?

hollow marten
sick wyvern
#

No murder our femboy god

glossy sierra
#

off-topic is cursed

sick wyvern
#

Y’all already scared away ducky and ryf, I don’t see them around FeelsBadMan

drifting ivy
void slate
#

Our Femboy God is obviously Ashyoo

#

I'm visiting your town

thin kelp
#

Nice

drifting ivy
void slate
drifting ivy
#

oh my lord

compact musk
#

o/

barren dagger
#

.gif @void slates house

hazy nebulaBOT
barren dagger
#

bamboozled

void slate
#

Yes this is where I live

#

.gif @barren dagger's house

hazy nebulaBOT
barren dagger
#

that looks like hogwarts

void slate
#

hogwarts on lsd

barren dagger
#

ong

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.gif @sharp vales house

hazy nebulaBOT
barren dagger
#

seems legit

mild crystal
#

.gif @mild crystal s house

hazy nebulaBOT
mild crystal
#

omg slay what the hell

barren dagger
#

custom epic zombies time

urban otter
#

fun fact, there were never people born on february 29th 1990
anyone who says they were born 2/29/1990 is a liar :)

barren dagger
#

just a wee few custom maps

vestal ember
barren dagger
#

fuckin executed the man

sacred oasis
signal iris
amber wigeon
#

Yep ass

somber anvil
#

Ass

#

@amber wigeon slut

quaint swallow
#

rude D:

somber anvil
#

Im not wrong

amber wigeon
#

rude

somber anvil
#

Hush wizzie

#

Ur literally a anime girl

sour forum
#

Does anyone here have a TP-link 24 port unmanaged switch?

naive yew
#

would u rather get fucked so hard by a horse, or fuck ur dog?

drifting ivy
#

like out of all the sentences you could have typed, you thought this was the best one?

naive yew
#

which one?

#

now u replied u must answer

drifting ivy
#

no?

naive yew
#

u must

#

its a command

thin kelp
#

You know what the greatest superpower would be

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If you could know if someone you see IRL interacted with you on the internet

#

The greatest social experiment ever

sick wyvern
naive yew
#

wouldnt death be better than beastiality

normal fern
#

right in the feelings brother

vestal ember
#

(we live in one) 😡

sacred oasis
#

(we really do) 😔

quick hearth
#

@amber wigeon hi

prime loom
#

why is this chat age restricted

prime loom
clever geyser
sacred oasis
#

what in the fuck

onyx schooner
#

because a large majority of yellow names are degens for some reason. cant you just play your funny space magic games and stuff

sacred oasis
#

true

onyx schooner
#

i mean, have you SEEN some of the more talkative yellow name's twitters?? cringe

#

truly fatherless and maidenless behavior

sacred oasis
#

frfr

vestal ember
#

5 foot 4, black hair, father was never there prayge

sharp vale
hollow marten
#

No way

onyx schooner
#

yeah! its really weird!

sick wyvern
#

i thought we were friends nene 😭

sacred oasis
#

LMFAO

sick wyvern
#

PepeHands story of my life

severe musk
#

hello

mild crystal
sacred oasis
#

funny cat pfp

exotic leaf
#

i love it dont ever change it

mild crystal
#

its a cat named panko on instagram

#

not my cat

exotic leaf
#

i also love the pochita pfp pleadingblob

mild crystal
#

pochita is what

severe musk
onyx schooner
#

he got up onto my bed

sick wyvern
#

cute doggo

onyx schooner
#

he is bad boy

sick wyvern
#

just lay on him until he gets the point

onyx schooner
#

if his spine is damaged he will die

exotic leaf
exotic leaf
thin kelp
#

Short dogs <<<<

sick wyvern
#

well yea, obviously dont do it in a way that hurts them

thin kelp
#

You gotta get you one of them big white dogs, the ones that live at the poles

#

Terribly dangerous but hella cute fr

sacred oasis
sacred oasis
onyx schooner
#

old but gold

sacred oasis
#

so cute 😭

amber wigeon
exotic leaf
sacred oasis
#

lets goooooo

#

csm fans are epic

#

good timing too, anime should release sometime this year Prayge

quick hearth
amber wigeon
#

yes

quick hearth
#

gm mf

amber wigeon
signal seal
#

Weebs i summon thee

north saddle
stiff breach
#

How do you guys rate the new Lego starwars?

#

Worth it?

north saddle
#

TRIVISTAISANIDIOT cpu is blowing up ripTASSODANCING

hushed hazel
#

catch fire incantation

thin kelp
north saddle
thin kelp
mild crystal
north saddle
#

pc is struggling rnr ip

amber python
north saddle
vital roost
candid birch
mild crystal
exotic leaf
#

hi :)

sick wyvern
#

rip kitty

vital roost
#

i wanna talk in here more, feels like i've been avoiding it

exotic leaf
#

hi ashy HEART

vital roost
sick wyvern
#

slowly starting to not feel inclined to talk anymore tbh

quick hearth
sick wyvern
#

either get ignored, or have someone be an ass to you.

vital roost
#

well you are talking in a big server with dozens of people also talking over each other at all times

#

not the place for being personal tbh

sick wyvern
#

idk it just seems like everytime i say anything, its met with hostility. or poor attempts at sarcasm

vital roost
#

that's just this server :/

sick wyvern
#

seems like an awful feedback loop

sacred oasis
#

Not you specifically

#

But if I dislike someone it’s for a reason, It’s literally up to the person to be likeable or not

severe musk
sacred oasis
bitter heath
vital roost
exotic leaf
void slate
#

Good morning @exotic leaf

sacred oasis
#

And that’s the best play

exotic leaf
#

hi peter good morning :)

sacred oasis
#

If a server, not specifically this one, is just ridded with ass people why be partake in it

vital roost
void slate
vital roost
#

that's why i stopped taking melatonin

granite umbra
#

meow

#

where did cat power chat go

#

cat power is no more ,,, server collapse imminent

sick wyvern
#

Still here

quick hearth
wind axle
#

Quandale dingle

sharp vale
#

What's up losers got my car back it's looking gucci

#

Time to save up for a paint job

sick wyvern
#

As much as a challenger can

sharp vale
#

Man

quick hearth
#

you have a challenger?

sharp vale
#

Even wrecked challengers on the roads these days are admired by mfs

sharp vale
#

Anyways I'm gonna play elden ring

quick hearth
#

no im just genuinely curious lol

#

one of my favs

sharp vale
#

Yes

quick hearth
#

f o a m

sharp vale
#

Dish soap

sharp vale
#

Bc my car is debadged and everyone always calls it a v6

wet quarry
granite umbra
#

amongass 🤣

signal iris
#

@quick hearth in chat

quick hearth
#

hi claire

golden mica
#

claire nyx peepoWaveFlamingo

signal iris
#

hi

#

i do not like this dungeon

quick hearth
#

Michael hi ffatccatat

quick hearth
signal iris
#

chimera in a sand cave

quick hearth
#

Is it from a side quest

signal iris
#

yes

quick hearth
#

Oh Ive probably never done it

#

The only chimera in a cave that I remember fighting is from a trial

exotic leaf
#

omg hi claire CM_HomieKiss

sick wyvern
#

anyone played Bravely Default 2?

signal iris
#

hi

lament egret
thick orbit
#

hi emi hi

lament egret
#

hihi

thick orbit
#

im debating in shaving my hair

signal iris
#

why the hell is a healer attacking first?

thick orbit
#

or getting a hair cut

mental oyster
#

I think I’m gay

quick hearth
#

oh?

rough drum
signal iris
#

huh lmao

void slate
#

.gif @mental oyster's wife

hazy nebulaBOT
thick orbit
vital roost
#

hi maya baka

thick orbit
exotic leaf
signal iris
#

it is almost ash day

vital roost
#

when is ash day

signal iris
#

april 18

vital roost
#

oh

#

yeah that's soon

#

fluid growing old is dumb and overrated

#

i don't want responsibilities