💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[surreal charm]

Nah, looking into it... seems they have that sorted now.

[void slate]

Mine is 6 cores i believe

[surreal charm]

Which is probably why CDPR is using it, instead of their own engine.

[void slate]

They are?

[surreal charm]

Yeah, the next Witcher game will be in the Unreal Engine 5.

[void slate]

Oh I thought you only suggested they should.

[surreal charm]

Cyberpunk 2077 is the last Red Engine game

I think because Cyberpunk was too big for the engine, too complicated for it, hence why it had so many bugs

[void slate]

Doesn't sound too bad considering what a flop cyberpunk was at release

[surreal charm]

I legit experienced I think... one bug... I got lucky somehow.

I think legit... most bugs were on more powerful GPUs

[signal iris]

y'shtola throwing a tantrum

[void slate]

There is an indie video game developer that wants to create the most realistic model of titanic and they already switched from unreal engine 3 to 4

I wonder if they switch to 5 at this rate lol perhaps it's never gunna be released

[surreal charm]

4 should be good enough, though UE 5 is also free to use

Pretty sure you can download it now

[sick wyvern]

I should catch up in ffxiv again

[hardy mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtPwBz30Pww

@gleaming lion man valve did fall off! you were right!

[gleaming lion]

They sure did Double D.

[surreal charm]

The craziest thing about UE5... is the phone app you can download with it, for free... you can 3D scan an object, and make it into a game object.

[void slate]

That's very thick

[surreal charm]

The Polygons, or triangles, are smaller then pixels.

Like pixels are now... obsolete.

[void slate]

Calculating what should be perceived by the camera will be very cpu heavy I imagine

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/skin-worms-inkspot-sqvqnnq-schizo-gif-24609711

[sick wyvern]

I’m good, I need that Nene

[onyx schooner]

weak

[sick wyvern]

You go first

[golden mica]

💀

[onyx schooner]

I have no physical being, for I am just a bot on the internet, like @void slate

[surreal charm]

fembot, ready to serve

[onyx schooner]

bro?

[signal iris]

what need have you for your largest organ?

[surreal charm]

Lol

[onyx schooner]

Days without being referred to as female is now 0

[surreal charm]

I mean when you always have a female avatar, and Nene sounds feminine...

[onyx schooner]

my avatar isnt female what

[surreal charm]

Yes

[onyx schooner]

Nene... Ok you know what fair enough, I think it might be? Even though its also male

[surreal charm]

I legit confused

[onyx schooner]

I am a male.

that is all you need to know

[surreal charm]

Well your avatar looking like a chick with purple hair

[onyx schooner]

bro do you see titties or anything more defining than purple hair 💀

[surreal charm]

One of your older ones looked feminine asf...

That one is too uh... plain

[onyx schooner]

[surreal charm]

I mean if others see you are a female, must be you bro, not us.

[void slate]

Practice what you preach as they say.

[onyx schooner]

bro is starin at me and getting hot and bothered

[sick wyvern]

wouldnt blame them, that purple hair tho

[onyx schooner]

OURPLE HAIR

I assure you though, not a female

[surreal charm]

Weird, but okay

[onyx schooner]

bro aint nothing wrong with my funny avatar having ourple hair

[surreal charm]

Okay

[mild crystal]

Who cares, you are all purple unicorns to one another

[onyx schooner]

wh

[surreal charm]

Yellow name jealous of our purple names

[mild crystal]

Been there done that

And it doesn't have any bearing on your purple donator colour, I mean you don't know each other in person, so you might as well be a purple unicorn

[surreal charm]

You dare assume my race

or... species...

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/time-for-bed-bedtime-yawn-tired-exhausted-gif-17521747

[void slate]

Elsea <3

[signal iris]

this is anna, peter

elsa has white hair

[signal iris]

i am not gorl, i have had pink hair, is that also weird?

[surreal charm]

It isn't the purple really... just the overall... thing... I dunno, just looks like a female... I mean girls can be flat as a chopping board.

[signal iris]

@onyx schooneris this a girl?

[signal iris]

ok but his avatar doesn't rly look that feminine

[surreal charm]

No? hmmm... Nene can you post your more detailed one... pretty sure you got a more detailed one...

[signal iris]

androgynous, i suppose, but feminine?>

[mild crystal]

[onyx schooner]

Not on hand

Im in bed rn

[surreal charm]

Okay

[sick wyvern]

Personally idc if guy or girl

Both can be pretty :p

[mild crystal]

Pretty annoying

[void slate]

Yes

I shouldn't have bought a spicy sandwich

[mild crystal]

Do you have the spicy cough?

[sharp vale]

Spicy everything bozos

[sick wyvern]

I love spicy foods but sadly I think I’ve developed an intolerance now. Anytime I eat anything spicy, always end up with a bad stomachache

[sharp vale]

Sounds like you are ill

[sick wyvern]

Yeet, car question. Any way to visually tell how much of your brake is left?

Without removing anything

[sharp vale]

This dude talking to Nene about femininity gives me extreme down bad uncomfortable vibes

Big yikes

[sharp vale]

Yes, get a flashlight, look at the distance between the pad, the surface, and the disk

Let me draw up a visualization

Actually I found one on google

[sick wyvern]

That’s a hell of an angle

[mild crystal]

Do you have disk or drums?

[sick wyvern]

I guess but I don’t think mine are that visible

[sharp vale]

A car isn't going to have drums if it's above a certain year

[sick wyvern]

Disk

[sharp vale]

Stupid question

[sick wyvern]

It’s a 2020 Camry se

[sharp vale]

Even then a majority of cars in the 90s didn't use drums

[mild crystal]

I don't know what year it is

[sharp vale]

Even still a majority of the cars in the 80's didn't use drums either

[unkempt plinth]

it’s at least 5 BC

[mild crystal]

😩

[sharp vale]

Most cars that actually used brake drums were in the 70's

[sick wyvern]

I just need to keep track of brakes and also find that goddam leak

[sharp vale]

Leak of what

Oil? Oil leaks are incredibly easy to fijd

[sick wyvern]

Also need to get rid of the stupid maintenance reminder, I do all my own stuff

[sharp vale]

What are you leaking, exactly

[sick wyvern]

Rear right tire apparently has a tiny leak

[sharp vale]

Oh, air leak

[void slate]

Oil leaks are a sticky situation

[sick wyvern]

Keep having to top off

[sharp vale]

Soap and water dummy

[sharp vale]

Actually it's a very slippery situation

[sick wyvern]

Yea but I keep forgetting

[void slate]

Slick

[sharp vale]

A very slicky situation

[vestal ember]

😄

[sick wyvern]

Or I’ll just let you do it :p

[sharp vale]

Not unless you live near my area

[void slate]

Who makes left handed mice

[sharp vale]

I'll do your brakes if you pay me 100$ and supply the parts

[unkempt plinth]

people who are weird

[sick wyvern]

Nah brakes I can do

[void slate]

I'm weird ;_;

[sharp vale]

100$ is CHEAP btw considering some cars take 2 hours of labor and some shops charge 150-200$ per hour for labor

[signal seal]

i just got fucked up beyond all recognition

[sick wyvern]

Man we just take one Saturday afternoon and do like all 4

[sharp vale]

Takes me 30 minutes to do front and back in proper conditions

[unkempt plinth]

out skilled

[void slate]

Do you like this mouse

[sick wyvern]

Yea because you got good tools

[sharp vale]

I actually don't own tools, but when the shop lends em, ez

[void slate]

Yes this mouse has good tools

[unkempt plinth]

Yeetim obviously uses his bare hands

[teal temple]

psshh

y'alls mouse sucks, i have the best mouse around

[unkempt plinth]

I don’t use mice, I prefer rats

[sharp vale]

When I'm just doing it with a ratchet, breaker bar, and just a jack, takes me about an hour

[sick wyvern]

Actually never did anything to my car yet. Only my dads sequoia

[teal temple]

i have the OG gaming mouse

[sharp vale]

Show rabbit

[void slate]

Have you seen reverse ball mouse

[sick wyvern]

That’s what we use too yeet

[teal temple]

here's a pic of her from 2019

[sharp vale]

Rabbit

[unkempt plinth]

you’re telling me you don’t fix it with your bare hands?

[surreal charm]

I legit kind of wish I still had one

[sharp vale]

If a human being had enough grip strength that would actually be possible

[sick wyvern]

I actually still have that kind of mouse.

[void slate]

Trackball

[sick wyvern]

Not that one

Just old roller ball ones

I used to take them out and play with them as a kid

[surreal charm]

Yah know what is supposedly the best kind of mouse to have...

[sharp vale]

If I had a mouse with controller triggers I'd be incredibly happy

[sick wyvern]

We lost our tire key last time and had to resort to hammering a socket to it to take it off

[surreal charm]

Meant to be better for your hand and arm and causes your posture to shift

[sharp vale]

But that would be so unergonomic and inefficient

[sharp vale]

DUMB, BIG DUMB

[sick wyvern]

Actually no we didn’t

[surreal charm]

Lol

[sharp vale]

It isn't hard to buy a new key if you know the measurements

Which I know mine by heart

[sick wyvern]

Some punk kids who broke into our car and took it to sell three everything out

We found it when we went out looking and saw a similar suv and I pressed the remote and it openers

We chased down the punks at the mall when they came out and cops were nearby too lol

[sharp vale]

Where are my AUSTRALIANS AT

[surreal charm]

No, me a kiwi

[sick wyvern]

Fucker threw out so much stuff that was in it. Most was my mothers stuff we didn’t clean out after she passed. :/

But my dad didn’t want to pursue anything because he was afraid they were gang related …

[sharp vale]

Texas mfs

Ironically my car didn't get broken into when three other cars got broken into at the same time at the gym

Tinted windows mf

Nobody will every try breaking into a car with 20% tint

[exotic leaf]

sleeby

[sharp vale]

Go sleeb L-ewshifer (L for Loser)

Get some REST

[sick wyvern]

Worse is I’m in a rather rich white part of Katy and this shit happens.

Surprised we haven’t had our cat stolen off the sequoia yet. No way anyone can get under my Camry tho

That shit is rampant in Houston

You aren’t doing black market shit with them are you yeet?

[sharp vale]

KAATYYYYY

NOT KATY

[sharp vale]

No, some mfs actually broke into our shop to steal catalytic converters and we got them arrested because the property is close to homeowners and they got MAD

[void slate]

Wouldn't it make your arm tired from holding it like that

[sick wyvern]

Oof

Tho I have to go downtown for classes and I’m always worried someone’s gonna try some shit with my car. Lots of shady people walking around

[sharp vale]

Nobody has ever tried stealing from my car

It's too high risk

[sick wyvern]

The challenger? Lol

[sharp vale]

Yes

[void slate]

Maybe there is nothing of value there

[unkempt plinth]

this is why you rig your entrances with traps

[sharp vale]

There isn't

My challenger stays empty 99% of the time

[unkempt plinth]

there’s some gold in it

how much you get depends on how much you want to disassemble and melt

[sick wyvern]

Same my car has nothing to steal because I keep nothing in it

[sharp vale]

My car's catalytic converters are also kinda pointless to steal

[sick wyvern]

Not even the car is worth it Yeet :p

[unkempt plinth]

The raw materials are worth a bit

[sharp vale]

Not on some sports cars

Some sports cars catalytic converter are designed with flow in mind for efficiency and power. They use less abundancy of expensive materials

[unkempt plinth]

I mean the raw materials of the entire car

[sick wyvern]

Nah I’m just trying to mess with yeet for driving a dodge/challenger :p

[quiet sundial]

is discord dying?

[unkempt plinth]

that’s just you

[sharp vale]

Hopefully

[sick wyvern]

No, I’ll lose all my little gay friends in my computer

[wraith current]

my discord died

[sharp vale]

Little gay people in my puter

[sick wyvern]

Also yeet I saw a car that was weaving in and out of traffic nearly flatten themselves against the back of an 18 wheeler. Could hear their tires screech

I wouldn’t have felt bad for them at all tbh. Small suped up car with the awful blacked out paintjob

[sharp vale]

Jesus

[sick wyvern]

Also saw several people hop the barrier to hov lane

Lucky no cop was there or anyone speeding by.

One time I saw some jump it and a cop was immediately on their ass. Hilarious.

Instant karma

[exotic leaf]

a sea of yellow

[sick wyvern]

Shush, you should be asleep

[exotic leaf]

):<

[desert pilot]

a sea of piss

[onyx schooner]

[surreal charm]

Probably

[exotic leaf]

[signal iris]

why?

[onyx schooner]

lew??

[exotic leaf]

LMAO i don’t even know what server hats fromctbh

[sick wyvern]

Mmmhm

Deny

[exotic leaf]

i’m in way too many servers

[signal iris]

im gonna get kfc and regret it

[teal temple]

kentucky fried rat

my favorite 😋

[desert pilot]

deny deflect diffuse

[exotic leaf]

[desert pilot]

wtf lew

[exotic leaf]

idk why i have so many pee emojis this is wild

[teal temple]

illegally smol bnuuy

[signal iris]

lew has a foot fetish AND a piss fetish

[exotic leaf]

i can’t do this anymore

[sick wyvern]

Illegally cute, sorry imma have to arrest that bun

[surreal charm]

Lew be the sussy baka

[exotic leaf]

[signal iris]

does lew have image perms? i don't recall ever seeing her send a photo

[sick wyvern]

Lew be on some kinky servers

[exotic leaf]

yes i do have image perms

[signal iris]

oh wait, u have donator role LMAO

[exotic leaf]

i post stuff in here all the time

[signal iris]

no thoughts head empty

i have more piercings than i do brain cells

(i have zero piercings)

[exotic leaf]

i just have my nose pierced

and my ears

[sick wyvern]

That goes negative but then rounds back to maximum, so Claire has big brain. (Idk I was trying to reference nuclear Ghandi)

[signal iris]

how?

[fringe umbra]

claire has big brain what

[sick wyvern]

A bug from Civ I think. He can be so peaceful that the number goes negative but the game loops to the maximum which makes him hyper aggressive and nukes everyone

Idk I’m tired, ignore me

[sharp vale]

Pee kink, L weirdo

[sharp vale]

Show ear piercings

[sick wyvern]

Yeet has a thing for piercings

[sharp vale]

No, I respect good aesthetic piercings

I respect body modifications ie piercings, tattoos, hair dye, on others. But I'd never do it on myself. Idk why really. It's just cool to see on others

Personally I envy a little bc I don't think it would ever match me as a person yet I find them cool

Also where are all the Australian people, usually they're the main ones here 😭

[sick wyvern]

Any events going on?

[sharp vale]

CAN'T KEEP HIS MIND ON NOTHIN ELSE

HE'D TRADE THE WORLD
FOR THE GOOD THING HE'S FOUND

https://tenor.com/view/michael-bolton-gif-11447294

[hollow marten]

Ng+2 let's gooo

[teal temple]

lmao yellow names in gen chat have the worst takes

[signal iris]

OOP

[thin kelp]

AAAUUUGHHHH

AAAUGH

AAAUUUUUGGHHHHH

[teal temple]

milk

[onyx schooner]

people still play that game?

[teal temple]

yep just like how despite people hate deadstin y pvp they still play it until they get off and play a better game with better weapon balancing

[onyx schooner]

damn, dont guard infinite too much, shadowsolstice

[paper haven]

When everyone uses the same exact weapons with no unique rolls, what do you expect?

[teal temple]

i don't trust me, i think the games in a shit state but it's still fun just like deadstin y

[onyx schooner]

thats very fair

[teal temple]

still waiting on a commando buff.... at least the mangler got fucked finally. That shit was so fucking stupid having a one shot melee kill combo

[teal temple]

set weapons can be unbalanced still even with no random rolls, the commando and ravenger in this game suck ass. The mangler is extremely powerful in it's current state

that's not to say they can't nerf and buff stuff more easily than a game with like 10k random rolls

just that the game with set weapons can be and currently is slightly imbalanced

[void slate]

Hello? Is anyone there???

[onyx schooner]

non

[lament egret]

guh

[desert pilot]

party rockers in the house tonight

[void slate]

You're all alone.

[fervent willow]

So stupid that death is mandatory. Why don’t the devs change that 🤦

[sacred oasis]

what

[mild crystal]

shaved cat ?

where is the fur

[desert pilot]

you will die

god is the dev

[sacred oasis]

[desert pilot]

im sorry little one

[teal temple]

sorry forgot to fix that patch note for this universe

expect an update by the year 2̴̌̽3̷͊̀1̵̐͂9̶̭́4̷͋̆1̸̒̈́2̵͌̚

[fervent willow]

^ pretending to be dev c**ng

[teal temple]

don't worry we can cuss in this channel, i like saying fuck and fucking alot

[onyx schooner]

why is your picture just a butt

[desert pilot]

2b ass

[onyx schooner]

too many horny people in this lfg

[desert pilot]

its always 2B

[onyx schooner]

most get banned

[fervent willow]

Horny is not the word for this pfp

[desert pilot]

what then

[onyx schooner]

2b more like too bad you dont get no bitches--

[teal temple]

lmao then why is it your pfp

[mild crystal]

I cant say F*ck

[desert pilot]

fuck

[scarlet quest]

chad

[teal temple]

fuckity fuck fuck

[mild crystal]

Cant repost

[fervent willow]

I am now a Holy Spirit Stan

[desert pilot]

[scarlet quest]

imagine not paying 5 dollars

[desert pilot]

[scarlet quest]

Cries in poor

[onyx schooner]

now you gotta pay A SUBSCRIPTION

[fervent willow]

Cries in Evanf1997 editor

[scarlet quest]

even better

[desert pilot]

ok

[mild crystal]

woah 5$ is alot

[scarlet quest]

Wq drained my wallet

[onyx schooner]

i got wq deluxe + 30th free, wrong channel for that tho

[scarlet quest]

i have a total of 3 dollars to my name atm

[desert pilot]

every month too

[fervent willow]

Ok

[desert pilot]

fomo'd out of donator role

[onyx schooner]

[scarlet quest]

please kys

[void slate]

Did Luke Smith make this game

[fervent willow]

Fomo paycheck

[mild crystal]

Genshin impact ?

[onyx schooner]

ayo??

[scarlet quest]

i hate zavala

[onyx schooner]

oh lmao

[void slate]

#💬destiny-chat

[scarlet quest]

i don't like buff smurf man

[onyx schooner]

[mild crystal]

!!!! off topic !!!!

[desert pilot]

but thats vazala

[void slate]

.gif vuvuzela

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/YQid.gif

[teal temple]

p-puke smith?? vomits and cries

[scarlet quest]

im going to tear your left nut of

[teal temple]

.gif zaballa

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/6aFB.gif

[onyx schooner]

SEETHE

[void slate]

Nausea Smith, his son.

[mild crystal]

So how nsfw can we get in here ?

[scarlet quest]

cock

[teal temple]

if you post a single pixel of an ass i will ban you personally

[onyx schooner]

don't post pronz

[mild crystal]

cant do that

[onyx schooner]

good

[desert pilot]

bold of you to assume i still have my left nut intact

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/cock-inspection-gif-23244195

[teal temple]

.gif cock inspection day

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bi4Ov.gif

[onyx schooner]

unimaginable

[scarlet quest]

ok someone already did it

[fervent willow]

Ayo Evan is actually in this server wtf 💀

[teal temple]

wtf is that abomination

[scarlet quest]

im happy

[scarlet quest]

you

[desert pilot]

we do not care

[teal temple]

i feel like an AI generated that post

[fervent willow]

So hostile

[mild crystal]

you are the AI

[void slate]

.gif @desert pilot's husband

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/Oswg.gif

[teal temple]

.gif maybe i am an AI

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bgD68.gif

[desert pilot]

randomly generated humour

[mild crystal]

can you guys maybe gif some grass

[teal temple]

IN THE FUTURE HUMOR WILL BE RANDOMLY GENERATED

[scarlet quest]

ew anime gif pls die

[desert pilot]

im a fucking villain!!!!

[scarlet quest]

lmao

[teal temple]

.gif weed eater

[void slate]

.gif ban @hazy nebula

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/8cKu.gif

https://tenor.com/bDilZ.gif

[desert pilot]

lmao

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-elden-ring-dark-souls-gif-23833443

[desert pilot]

.gif death

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bibNT.gif

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/unacceptable-cringe-halo3-halo-343guilty-spark-gif-21660169

.gif deth

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bMnYM.gif

[desert pilot]

.gif rankbot

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/buS85.gif

[desert pilot]

oh

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-falls-over-and-fucking-gif-21766513

[fervent willow]

Chat has decided into cr*ng

[desert pilot]

.gif cat

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bIyH7.gif

[mild crystal]

me

[desert pilot]

you

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chess-chess-cat-cattitude-cat-cats-gif-17575140

[mild crystal]

I have not seen a cute cat yet

[desert pilot]

.gif cute cat

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bRicW.gif

[teal temple]

.gif uh uhh ummm

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bw26D.gif

[mild crystal]

Kirby is blue

[desert pilot]

good video

[onyx schooner]

its me when i wait for deeh2lfg to make sense

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/lulu-cat-fast-gif-19144023

[onyx schooner]

this is stolen from me

[mild crystal]

YAY

[desert pilot]

so it only takes 2 minutes and 23 seconds

[mild crystal]

I love kirby I want to end him

[teal temple]

.gif cat sliding into wall

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bHnSt.gif

[lament egret]

actually its from my friend smh

[onyx schooner]

put it on loop

[mild crystal]

cats with short tails ?

[desert pilot]

.gif cat

[onyx schooner]

OUCH

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bNfKf.gif

[desert pilot]

YES BEST CAT GIF

[mild crystal]

nope

[desert pilot]

yes

[mild crystal]

cat in pain

[lament egret]

its 4am and i gotta do the density challenge !!

[desert pilot]

prove it

[teal temple]

when we doing that

[lament egret]

if you wanna hop in with me i dont mind

[void slate]

@desert pilot

[teal temple]

we aren't freinds in game tho , you would have to add me

[lament egret]

bruh!

[mild crystal]

!

[void slate]

!!

[mild crystal]

I thought we were good friends

[void slate]

I thought we were good enemies

[teal temple]

we never play together, add me!!

[lament egret]

im not in game!!!

but my steam is linked to my discord!!

[teal temple]

le added

[desert pilot]

le trolled

[lament egret]

real

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-meme-gif-11365195

i miss rage comics

[desert pilot]

i dont

[mild crystal]

rage anime ?

[teal temple]

you will miss rage comics

[desert pilot]

when

[void slate]

fake

[mild crystal]

cute dog

[lament egret]

chatbox should i play more megaman x8 or mess around on warframe/tf2 till my raid

nvm ! !!

i gotta run NOW

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-gif-24477763

[scarlet quest]

i want lego starwars skywalker saga but i am the poor

[queen osprey]

get a job

[fickle sentinel]

I am also the poor

[queen osprey]

also get a job

[void slate]

.gif pat (im a big deal)'s job

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bBRJ3.gif

[teal temple]

[fickle sentinel]

Episode 2 was good

[void slate]

Moon Tight

Disney plus will only release in Poland on 14th of June

[cold nebula]

Someone called my name?

[void slate]

.gif @cold nebula Knight

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bx1CO.gif

[void slate]

Bad bot 😡

[fickle sentinel]

Dr.Fate has so much drip

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-dr-fate-shut-up-no-did-i-ask-gif-21212081

[cold nebula]

https://youtu.be/WT08aqA5t08

[cedar bough]

does Master VOG give pinnalce since its 1590?

[cold nebula]

@void slate If it was made by EA

[rough drum]

https://archive.org/details/dectalk

[surreal charm]

Horizon Zero Dawn 50% off on steam... not cheap enough yet

[void slate]

😡 🤬

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/be-gone-thot-doctor-fate-be-gone-gif-15919635

[void slate]

This is the biggest deal in the history of deals

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-here-i-realize-gif-24728653

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

[void slate]

@teal temple 👻

Ghost ping

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/heroes-of-the-storm-mlp-gif-12911657

[teal temple]

i wonder what the context behind that image is

[lament egret]

guh

[surreal charm]

Those pony people, ew

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/flashy-klau-cutie-adorable-anime-furry-gif-24438210

[teal temple]

what is that from wiz

[amber wigeon]

vrchat

[rough drum]

https://youtu.be/lpc1lEJ-SRc

better then vr chat

[teal temple]

rare mod in chat???

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/52ofPQB.jpeg

nice

!

[amber wigeon]

green name amazing

[rough drum]

pats a big deal

[amber wigeon]

based jean user

[lament egret]

you have reminded me i must go back into the vrchat

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/flashy-klau-cutie-adorable-anime-furry-gif-24438207

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/vrchat-vrc-noshi-gif-22677446

[lament egret]

guh??

[signal iris]

kon avatars are p cute

[lament egret]

so true

now wait i could either play more megaman x8 or

i could vrchat and say nothing bc im shy

[signal iris]

sheesh, i have 40 msqs left until i'm up to heavensward

[teal temple]

Rekt

[agile dagger]

🤣

[teal temple]

i bought doom from 2016 on steam and i didn't finish downloading it before work

[lament egret]

[mild crystal]

glad this chat is not nsfw

[mild crystal]

I got jean today

[void slate]

@desert pilot How is your Bondage of Isaac playthrough?

[desert pilot]

its good

[cold nebula]

@void slate Lady Moon

[cold nebula]

What is this? Anime Dragon Age?

[void slate]

Lady Moon is thick

.gif milk

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bE95T.gif

[desert pilot]

genshin impact

[void slate]

Genshit

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-player-when-gif-22673256

[queen osprey]

im actually

so lucky

lol

https://i.imgur.com/oeLiwSh.png

both items start at 15% success

and i 2 banged both

[granite umbra]

i am tier 1 +11 gear 😋

[mild crystal]

🤪

[desert pilot]

ya boy is getting 1100€ from the school for my exchange

[void slate]

We should meet in Czechia

[desert pilot]

maybe

[void slate]

Probably not

I'm too poor to travel to Czechia

[desert pilot]

[fringe umbra]

reminder to all frens to migrate your existing bethesda launcher library to steam before it goes away for good

wait nvm its april and still not available

[cold nebula]

They should hire that guy at Kotaku https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ5TianKGR0

[frank sluice]

Fk that top left corner amiright

[desert pilot]

kotaku is so bad anyways

[hardy mesa]

i just did

[smoky matrix]

proud of you

[hardy mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfxf5oXIcAs

[frank sluice]

React channel with broll of csgo surfing with expensive knife. Cringe

[sick wyvern]

It sucks because it’s too hard? Bro have you even played any souls game? XD

I love Nioh2 but admit that game is way too hard for me. Still think it’s great even if I’ll never be good enough to beat it.

[frank sluice]

15 minute video reacting to a 2 minute clip.

[fringe umbra]

lmao ppl still use csgo surf as background footage? i thought leafy killed that trend

[frank sluice]

Who?

[smoky matrix]

cringe drama youtuber

mix keemstar and moistcritikal and make the voice nasally and there you go

[long tundra]

I don't know who any of those names are, and I'm probably better off for it

[hardy mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LTtripsg5U

dmagg pfp change

[long tundra]

Yup first time since I've used discord I think

I've been using this one on my work Slack for a year or so

[void slate]

Prague? @desert pilot

[long tundra]

bought a webcam off amazon, and this was one of the graphics

[void slate]

I can go there on train in 17 hours

[desert pilot]

what about it

[long tundra]

Refuse hacker

[void slate]

.gif @long tundra's car

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bsmKJ.gif

[desert pilot]

oh yeah we're landing in prague but we wont stay there

[void slate]

I'm crying

[long tundra]

My car is an '01 Hyundai XG-300

Hit 131,313 miles the other day

[void slate]

.gif xg-300

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bFgQ2.gif

[void slate]

No

[long tundra]

I mean, basically

I stopped fixing it years ago, and it's still goin

[unkempt plinth]

It's funny how people fail to consider that they just have a skill issue

[mild crystal]

reminder that elden ring is game of the year

[fringe umbra]

every fkn fromsoft has been game of the year

except dark souls 2 but elden ring is basically dark souls 2 II

[mild crystal]

I got mine

[void slate]

.gif @wind axle's car

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/OmRU.gif

[void slate]

The second person is Lewshifer, I dunno the other 10

[wind axle]

Me

Michael, Lemur, Emi, Claire, Seraphine

[mild crystal]

no all 12 copies are mine

[wind axle]

Fuck you

[mild crystal]

mine only

[unkempt plinth]

I also got a copy

[mild crystal]

that makes them 13

[unkempt plinth]

I stole one of yours while you weren't looking

[mild crystal]

No

I was hiding them very well

[unkempt plinth]

And I found them

[void slate]

I will not buy Elden Ring

Because this will be 13th copy sold and that is a bad number.

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-han-solo-starwars-harrison-ford-empirestrikesbacj-gif-13237571

Oh it fixed itself

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

I mean, you haven't pirated it, right? 😳

[exotic leaf]

what Elden Ring? no

[cold nebula]

Yes, and who are you to judge?

[frank sluice]

who are you to judge my judging?

[cold nebula]

You did not answer the question

[frank sluice]

you did not answer my question

[cold nebula]

I asked first

[frank sluice]

i asked second

[exotic leaf]

you guys are making great progress

[onyx schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/877663411067047987/961227567539572787/1647386405445.mp4

[cold nebula]

Whatever you say yellow name

You crushed me with facts and logic, I concede this debate

[frank sluice]

who r u?

[void slate]

.gif sims 1

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/NcYC.gif

[exotic leaf]

iconic

[void slate]

It's Luke Smith

[exotic leaf]

im pretty sure thats Drew Carey

[void slate]

Drew Berrymore

[quaint swallow]

😝

[frank sluice]

[void slate]

@thin kelp

@exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

rip @thin kelp

[exotic leaf]

do it

[void slate]

What should Rosa and Becca call their son?

[cold nebula]

Well

What now?

[desert pilot]

hell yeah ya boy dont got school on friday

[void slate]

My pets are scared of computer but when I ask them what's wrong they show an onion in the speech bubble @desert pilot what do you think

[desert pilot]

they are afraid of the tor browser

[void slate]

I'm at your door

[desert pilot]

please come in

[exotic leaf]

Rocca

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-menacingly-spongebob-standing-there-gif-19452999

[sharp vale]

Hello offchat

Hello peter

[void slate]

Hello Car Person. Do you enjoy Just a Minute the longest panel show on BBC

[sharp vale]

No

[ornate plover]

Literally the rock family

[void slate]

I chose a different name

[storm saffron]

why are resident evil games 200x better than trashstiny

[void slate]

Where is Resident Evil 0

[sharp vale]

Mom existent

God I hate cults In any media

They always creep me out

Like just die already culty mfs

[signal seal]

media creeps me out tbh

[sharp vale]

Too true

The fact that people are actively more degenerate by the month because media supports, endorses, and even hypes up toxic behavior is very creepy

[signal seal]

well it's privately owned, entertainment TV. it's by no means news, or relevant

[sharp vale]

These days people are so quick to treat others like shit even in public because rude behavior is normalized and people think it's hot shit to act like they're better than others

[onyx schooner]

You seemed cool, but on your twitter you disagreed with this person I like, so now I'm going to call in threats under your name, actively ruin your life, get you fired, and make you commit unlife!!

[sharp vale]

Unknown.png

[sharp vale]

Nene actually following along with my takes, the world truly is changing

[onyx schooner]

Twitter fucking sucks and people who live on it tend to become reprehensible and terrible beings

Aint no secret, just look at... everything.

[sharp vale]

Too true

@onyx schooner what happened yesterday tell us the story of the guy who wanted to hit on you bc of your pfp

[onyx schooner]

i dont think he wanted to hit on me, he just seemed really intent on me being a female for some reason lmao

[clever geyser]

if even you aint, easy to be made one

[onyx schooner]

bro?

[clever geyser]

[sharp vale]

Bro?

[onyx schooner]

Tentacles do you happen to use twitter

[clever geyser]

i don't tweet so no

[onyx schooner]

[clever geyser]

i look at peoples tweets if It links to it I guess

[sharp vale]

Weird

I wish I were incapable of using social media

Like honestly, I'd be so much happier

[onyx schooner]

Like everything, its all about self-control with it, people who have a slew of tweets per day tend to be extremely psychotic, depressed maniacs. People who tweet like, once a week seem to be well off.

[void slate]

Social media is a crib of toxicity in general

[onyx schooner]

Yes

Creates not lovely echo chambers for people

[void slate]

Add bots to the mix and it just stinks

[sharp vale]

I don't even post on my one (1) social media, Instagram, but simply being on it makes me super dreadful

I notice that my intense need to validate myself by accomplishing my goals via cars and working is just me trying to live up to social approval

[clever geyser]

I don't socialize as my job is my life so theres that

social media kinda has no use atm

[sharp vale]

Like I want to so badly be a great individual based off of what others value via posts on social media

[clever geyser]

hmmm i mean goals are goals

[sharp vale]

And the absolute fakeness if it all. Some people seem to be doing so well in their lives when in reality they're broke kids who live their lives off of parents money and blown paychecks

But it's hard to wrap your head around that when reality gets so twisted

[clever geyser]

hmm reality is what you make of it, if you base it on other peoples it works but you'll eventually find your own

after seeing so many of others. so it can be worthwhile to stare at the fake and far off real

[sharp vale]

That's the issue

I hate social media because it twsists people's perceptions of realism

[clever geyser]

but its there if you really look

abstract an sheet

[void slate]

isn't it ironic that teenage girls use instagram just so that it makes them feel depressed how they don't have the picture perfect life

[onyx schooner]

It do be

[sharp vale]

I love meeting people irl tbh

I've met a majority of people I care about or been with irl, but social media makes people so reclusive

It's so hard to actually connect with anyone when nobody wants to socialize bc they rather dm someone on social media

[long tundra]

Fuck it I'm buying lego star wars

[sharp vale]

I only ever dm my friends but don't actively try to make friends online

Major L

[clever geyser]

worth

[long tundra]

I played the original one with my sister when we were kids, good times

Jesus I just looked it up that was 05, I'm fuckin old now

[sharp vale]

Doi

[long tundra]

Youngling air combos https://twitter.com/revolthell/status/1511748812183945228?s=21&t=gh78xM3UBkXKCPmzX1LrZQ

RK (@Revolthell)

You can use Quigon's Dive Kick the opposite angle to have reverse magnetism and kick forwards while bringing enemies towards you, and side switch by buffering force abilities.

This game is actually just DMC with a Star Wars skin.

Likes

1351

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470

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[void slate]

I got a stroke trying to understand this tweet.

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

♻️

[exotic leaf]

i do

[signal iris]

based

where are 0, 5, 6 and 7?

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/no-horny-gura-bonk-gif-22888944

[void slate]

@exotic leaf the dog died but I accepted her ghost as a family member

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

\

[exotic leaf]

that looks terrifying

[void slate]

Caption this

[signal seal]

sekiro is hard

been so long since i've played

[void slate]

it's a taken dog

This is more terrifying btw

[exotic leaf]

no way

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/u4RU.gif

[onyx schooner]

[void slate]

Before I go to slept I will post this magnificent music piece by Datassette, not to be confused with @fringe umbra https://youtu.be/G3yIsQEuIk0

[exotic leaf]

[quick hearth]

bingus

[exotic leaf]

bingy

[void slate]

mates 4 life

[cold nebula]

Peter and Moon Sims when?

[void slate]

This is Peter

[exotic leaf]

cute little robot

[mild crystal]

Australians will mate with anything

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-kangaroo-punch-gif-12273994

[sharp vale]

That kangaroo took one hit to the face and he was done

[signal seal]

why did they feel the need to give sekiro an online mode

fucking signs every 10 inches

[sharp vale]

Why not

[signal seal]

didn't need one

[cold nebula]

Does Crucible Knight evne have an opening for attack lol, he swings endlessly

[signal seal]

yeah he's super easy once you get the hang of him

you can just parry him to death

[sharp vale]

Crucible knight ez

Mf has literally the dumbest strong ai

[signal seal]

he input reads hard

[sharp vale]

His ai is smart right?

[signal seal]

but his moveset is small so it's not hard to anticipate which attack is coming

[sharp vale]

But due to it being decently strong, once you see him do shit it's incredibly easy to counter

[signal seal]

his AI is aggressive but the reason it's "smart" is input reading

[cold nebula]

Seems like Parry does nothing, he cuts trough me regardless if I parry

[sharp vale]

Timing

[signal seal]

are you using the buckler?

[cold nebula]

I am using some shield

[signal seal]

i can do a vid for you real quick i think i still have the evergaol

bucker > small shield > kite shield

never parry with a kite shield unless you're an absolute god

[cold nebula]

Bras shield

[signal seal]

yeah it's good for blocking bad for parry

[cold nebula]

Also parry on PC is bad

My game gets tabbed by some Sticky Keay messages

[sharp vale]

Lol what

[signal seal]

moon i will show you in go live

[sharp vale]

Moon is elden ring down bad

[signal seal]

@cold nebula i show

go live 1

[cold nebula]

I need to solve my PC issue frist

[signal seal]

i cannot get used to the tail

[cold nebula]

@signal seal I got it now

[signal seal]

but basically that's it

get a buckler shield

[cold nebula]

There is something else

[signal seal]

be a parry god

[cold nebula]

When I parry, my game tabs

[signal seal]

wtf

[cold nebula]

and I recieve wendows message about sticky keys

[signal seal]

are you playing mkb

[cold nebula]

Yes

I have no idea how to dissable this windwos feature

[signal seal]

change keybind idk

that sounds awful

[cold nebula]

I just parried him, but the game tabbed

I have to google it

So why buckler works and normal shield wont?

[signal seal]

different parry windows

bucker gets 15 frames, small shield gets 13 frames, and weapons get 8 frames

bucker has the earliest frame window opening though

it has a special skill called "buckler parry" but golden parry ashes of war also work equally well

[cold nebula]

FUCK I NEARLYU KILLED HIm

[sharp vale]

@signal seal

[cold nebula]

Then this happened

[signal seal]

that's brutal

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/keyboard-rage-keyboard-a1esports-shred-keyboard-break-keyboard-gif-22428093

[signal seal]

interesting what level are you

[sharp vale]

91

[cold nebula]

I am 56

The game is amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTHqYopQWCA

If you press Shift 5 times in combination it pops

@signal seal Thank you for helping. Also sorry for my weird voice

[signal seal]

what weird voice

i am always deafened in go live

also i think it's funny you can jump over flying crucible knight

[signal seal]

relics from the past

[storm saffron]

still better than trashstiny

[signal seal]

i uninstalled that shit

[storm saffron]

based af

[signal seal]

probably for good

[cold nebula]

I was asking questions and now make sense if you are deafened by default

[signal seal]

yeah i don't like plugging in my headset i need to reset discord if i do

[long tundra]

Did you click the link in that box to turn off the hotkey?

[cold nebula]

Yes

[signal seal]

windows would be so nice if it didn't give you admin perms and then not let you do anything with them

but all your programs have full admin perms

and you can't get rid of 90% of them

linux is dogshit but godamn i can uninstall the fucking bootloader at my convenience should I decide to

[cold nebula]

Unfortunately after removing sticky keays I cannot parry to save my life 🤣

Ofcourse it wont' parry if I keep ram Caps Lock instead Shift, I think I need a controller

[signal seal]

you can also do it without parrying

just don't get greedy

[loud sun]

Better

[cold nebula]

wHAT Is the best shield for parry?

Cause what I use rarely works

[rough drum]

something interesting https://01.org/acat/ info here https://youtu.be/TXY8IKFeKZs?list=PLYD11aUryodDzLcls1RHbAsvkGCAmUIrQ

[signal seal]

buckler

or any shield with the ash of war golden parry

[rough drum]

i am thinking of integrating ACAT into my wearable pc. seems like a good way to interface on the go. and better then a large keyboard.

[cold nebula]

It seems that I am not able to parry all, just certain attacks

Damn, I guess I just suck at it

[signal seal]

it takes a lot of practice

but he's a really good practice dummy

[blissful eagle]

hey folks I have a couple of midas traction emblems left over from last season if anyone wants one dm me

[exotic leaf]

stop making me feel old

[onyx schooner]

old

[exotic leaf]

shut up nene

[onyx schooner]

no

[signal seal]

don't blame me

blame the zoomers

[sharp vale]

Old

[unkempt plinth]

I personally use m5 for my skill, I use shift for jump

works just fine tbh

if you need to you can rebind q your skill for easier access if that helps

I’d suggest just rebinding it to an easier to access key, shift works well for jumps I found because they’re infrequent in almost every area, plus binding all things weapons related to my mouse helps me (1/2 rankbot)

personally to keep track of everything

hope that helps your problem

[thick orbit]

It was a good dinner i made forgot salad tho

[unkempt plinth]

if you want what keybinds I use Moon, I can tell you them but some are pretty weird tbh

[unkempt plinth]

medium shield with golden parry supposedly, 14 active frames compared to 13 on small

and all parry frames are at the beginning of the parry

[vestal ember]

golden parry

[cold nebula]

Confused

What do you mean by golden parry, Quality Ashes?

[sharp vale]

Ashes of war, it's a skill

[cold nebula]

Ashes of War - parry

Yes, but what do you mean by golden

[sharp vale]

It's its own skill

Just called golden parry, just fancy parry

[cold nebula]

Well I guess I am an idiot, parry barely works, I guess I will level up Vigor and come back later. At this point it is impossible to beat himn

[thin kelp]

[fervent willow]

Looks like r/place is there now

I can’t place tiles though

[thin kelp]

Because its finished

[normal fern]

Tremendous

[golden mica]

https://v.redd.it/q8vks14ifyr81/DASH_720.mp4

what in gods fucking name is this.

[onyx schooner]

obama nation

[valid kite]

sup zoomers

[signal seal]

What movie chat

Brawl in Cell Block 99 or Nobody

i'm in the mood for violent action

[mild crystal]

Elden ring clips ?

[bitter heath]

if somebody serves me this shit I'm sending them to god same day shipping

[unkempt plinth]

parry frames start as soon as you activate the skill

if you’re hit during that time you parry

[signal seal]

that's not true

there's a delay between activation and parry window

[sharp vale]

Just a few frames

[signal seal]

just a few = more frames than the parry window on half the gear

you want to parry when the hand comes towards you not the weapon

[iron yew]

bruh

why no normal raider

[unkempt plinth]

it's close enough, you won't be like 5 frames behind

[short idol]

api is bugged so to get normal you need 10 wipeless runs

[misty glen]

why no seasoned raider?

[signal iris]

AYO???

[granite umbra]

you are no longer synced

😭 😔

spot the imposter

[granite umbra]

99% get it wrong!!!

[sharp vale]

Clairo??

CLAIRE ABOUT IT

https://tenor.com/view/gabi-attack-on-titan-cry-gif-20632079

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/aoi-anime-aoi-yukimura-yukimura-aoi-yama-no-susume-gif-18325444

[visual night]

not a lot of poeple that kwtd anymore why not?

[thick orbit]

probs cause its for #💬destiny-chat

[signal seal]

this video is so insane it actually got me back into Sekiro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcdkexoJeDQ

arguably the best sekiro player

[fickle sentinel]

chat rate my new keycaps

[signal seal]

dope mini

what switches

love the color layout

[fickle sentinel]

they're novelkeys emeralds, basically just a factory lubed red

im gonna be doing a new build as soon as the new case comes in but I wanted to use the caps in the meantime

[signal iris]

:D

[signal seal]

ah you're going down a deep rabbithole

[fickle sentinel]

brother im already halfway down

[signal seal]

if only IBM Model M's were still for sale with USBs

can't imagine how many thousands of those went to landfills 😦

[fickle sentinel]

probably tens of thousands

if not hundreds

[signal seal]

[pseudo pasture]

testing

[queen osprey]

Good stuff anthony

[sharp vale]

MOARTEH, WE GATTAG GAOH TA BENDEGO MAORTE

https://tenor.com/view/bushland-adventures-rick-and-morty-sick-bendigo-rick-gif-12078380

https://tenor.com/view/dank-rick-and-morty-bushland-adventure-bendigo-adult-swim-gif-11752749

GEHT EN DA CAHR

[void slate]

👍

[signal seal]

you having a stroke

[void slate]

Why is Rick so pale? Is he an alien?

[sharp vale]

Never seen bush land adventures of rock and Morty?

[sharp vale]

I'm so invested in Australian culture rn bc of this show and then they mentioned Bendigo and had flashbacks

[void slate]

I don't watch Rock and Most

Fuck you auto correct

[sharp vale]

There's this show called glitch @signal seal and it's really good imo

[signal seal]

[sharp vale]

https://youtu.be/Bge93AJBImA

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@bing don't feel like tagging

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what you act like i've never seen that episode 5 times

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I have never seen it

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I've never watched an entire episode of king of the hill

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wtf

[sick wyvern]

Never really got into Rick and Morty, tbh I’m not a fan of most “adult” cartoons

King of the Hill was meh