💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[fringe umbra]

bune

[barren dagger]

Don’t hate till you try 😴

[candid birch]

[teal temple]

i tried british "food", made me want to shoot myself because of how depressing it was

[candid birch]

this

[barren dagger]

What food was it

[candid birch]

canadadadan food is good. poutine is a wonderful invention

[teal temple]

Bnuuy

[fringe umbra]

ITS SO FLUFFY HOLY SHIT

[teal temple]

beans n piss, made me lose all faith in humanity over in that isle of the world

[candid birch]

FLOOFY!!!

[barren dagger]

I refuse to believe you’ve had beans on toast and still hate on it

[teal temple]

yeah she really needs a trim, she's way smaller without all that fluff

this is when i first got her

a literal dust ball

[candid birch]

i throw beans and toast right up there with spam musubi and avocado toast as "why bother"

[candid birch]

an ADORABLE dust ball

[teal temple]

well you see i ate it, formed an opinion on it such as disliking it then i proceeded to shit for about 25 minutes around noon because of the copius amount of beans the recipe asked for

i hate soggy bread soaked in bean water

[barren dagger]

Then actually TOAST the bread

And don’t take 5 years to eat it and it won’t be soggy

[candid birch]

maybe beans and toast just sucks? idk

[barren dagger]

Na intelligence

[tulip thunder]

Who here wants to review some music I made

I haven’t posted it due to it being a WIP ofc

[teal temple]

eggs toast and bacon is the way to go, sorry homie but i can set my toast on my eggs/bacon without it getting soggy

[candid birch]

what about eggs in a basket?

[teal temple]

also another pic of the fat one

[candid birch]

good chonky behbeh

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/back-british-farming-back-british-farming-food-back-british-farming-food-gif-16981052

[candid birch]

well that just made me super hungry. might go get breakfast in a little bit xD

the question is... fancy breakfast or ihop?

[thick orbit]

My rabbit

its dead now tho

[candid birch]

happy lookin bnuuy

[teal temple]

all living things die, which is why i take 3.5 billion pictures of all my animals to remember them when the time comes

[thick orbit]

only got 3 of it

[candid birch]

my old cat Hershey: my phone is littered with pics of him on it

[candid birch]

LIES

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-meme-shooter-school-shooter-tech-gif-21351018

[void slate]

But is it a shooting free zone

[granite umbra]

[void slate]

.gif Potassium's house

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/KMHi.gif

[teal temple]

.gif my apartment

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/KCi1.gif

[void slate]

No not that house 😡

.gif Potassium's home

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bicy7.gif

[void slate]

What does glitch text say it's too fast 4 me

[teal temple]

i am blinded by how loud the gif is

[mild crystal]

Is spinning the gif wheel for 'Potassium's home' a common thing in here?

[teal temple]

.gif pot's home

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bJeGY.gif

[void slate]

My hip aches

Shit

[teal temple]

were you dancing to that one shakira song

[void slate]

No i carry around a heavy escooter

[mild crystal]

Ohhh my old bones

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/OhItVZz.png

why are people so silly chat

[teal temple]

8 for what?

why r u yellow semp

[mild crystal]

Different discord server?

[golden mica]

because that's PC player role 😩

[golden mica]

8 tiers of smithing stone

[teal temple]

there's 8 tiers? is the dragon one needed for the last tier?

[golden mica]

There's smithing stone 1-8, and then ancient dragon

and somber smithing 1-9 + ancient somber

[desert pilot]

kill me

[teal temple]

damn elden ring sounds like a pain in the ass when your at the end game

[golden mica]

you missed a spot

[desert pilot]

oh really

[golden mica]

Nah, you can buy up to +24/9

[teal temple]

did you see my messages in game, mwuahhaha

[golden mica]

[teal temple]

GOOD NOW LET'S STOMP IN CONTROL

[sacred oasis]

bruh

[teal temple]

GET IN HERE SEMP RIGHT NOWWW

[sacred oasis]

i was doing that shit in december

[candid birch]

if i do can i have your stuff?

[teal temple]

semp where, the Mc fuck are you

[desert pilot]

no

[candid birch]

sadness

[desert pilot]

welcome to finland

[sacred oasis]

bro 💀

[desert pilot]

snow in april

[sacred oasis]

i could not survive that

i barely made it through December

[desert pilot]

i am barely surviving

[sacred oasis]

good luck Potassium

[desert pilot]

thank you mario

[golden mica]

where am I supposed to be??!

oh these messages

[teal temple]

GET IN MY FIRETEAM

WE'RE STOMPING KIDS

[golden mica]

yes mommy sorry mommy

[teal temple]

i have a level 20 crafted fusion btw

this thing slaps in pvp, the slow effect is goated

[paper haven]

Uhh...

I think I fucked up..

The zip was too lit, ended up on top of Erdtree door...

[lament egret]

[candid birch]

knife + blasphemy = 💀

its how you make knife beams

[teal temple]

where u go semp

[candid birch]

[cold nebula]

I guess I will jump

[barren dagger]

What

[cold nebula]

Oh lol

[golden mica]

HIT HIS LEGS

[cold nebula]

Aye

Any advises on that one

[candid birch]

slap. his. nuts

[unkempt plinth]

Hit the legs

They quite literally have 2 Achilles heels

[cold nebula]

No, not him, I killed him

This one

Unfortunately I already Killed Godrick, which denies me the chance to summon other players to help me

[unkempt plinth]

Stay close to their legs on horse back, as best you can

Ride around when the fire breath is out to circle around to the back, you can jump to dodge the tail swing

[cold nebula]

So, no shame in using torrent?

[unkempt plinth]

Not at all

[fringe umbra]

if u can kill it without any cheats/3rd party accessories there is no shame whatsoever

[unkempt plinth]

Some bosses are designed for horseback

[cold nebula]

I can't use summon, I tried to get a high level friend for 1 hour, then it occured to me that it maybe cause I already have beaten Limegrave Boss

I managed to summon him in other areal

Also Hurray, this was okay fight

[golden mica]

yo moon gaming!

[cold nebula]

Finally I am not a brick in this game

I wanna find Gutts sword

[cold nebula]

I was inbvaded once

and the guy jumped off a cliff

[golden mica]

@signal seal isn't alive atm is he?

[mild crystal]

Can't wait for interest in Elden Ring to die off

[signal iris]

[unkempt plinth]

[void slate]

Uwu

[candid birch]

owo

[golden mica]

@wind axle can you log so I can give my alt a MV

[cold nebula]

Thank you Elden Ring

[unkempt plinth]

How are you only finding ranni now?

[golden mica]

@signal iris claire calire, help me rq?

[wind axle]

sadly no i am making a communal farm

[golden mica]

sorry I forgot you're still 13

[wind axle]

ok

[unkempt plinth]

How does one steal from a community chest I must ask

[void slate]

Hello my name is Peter Servo

[cold nebula]

Crucible Knight deals a lot of damage

[void slate]

Is this Alcoholics Anonymous?

[signal iris]

am in the shower soz

[cold nebula]

No, I am known Alcoholic

[golden mica]

how did you go from gaming to showering within 6 minutes

ping me when you're back at pc

[void slate]

Moonshine

[signal iris]

lmaooo, i havent played a game since over an hour ago

[void slate]

I'd like to discuss global warming

[golden mica]

YOU FAKED A SCREENSHOT!?!?!

[barren dagger]

baited

[signal iris]

i took the screenshot days ago LOL

[long tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-youre-a-big-fat-phony-gif-11361132

[void slate]

[cold nebula]

Kek

[unkempt plinth]

Do they have a phase two? (I haven't fought them yet)

[wanton atlas]

hey chat, just started and wondering how tf i get out of the selia crystal tunnel i got trapped early on and thouhgt i found my way out but it was a boss

[smoky matrix]

you can go another way and get out the front door, from where you can teleport again

down behind you from where you spawn from memory

[cold nebula]

From what I remember I died there and the game send me in entirely different world location, makes me think I was supposed to die anyway

Oh wait, he is on other place, nvm me

[void slate]

.gif @cold nebula's girlfriend.

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bA818.gif

[exotic leaf]

i love target

[amber python]

I wish target wasn't so far from me. There's one that's kinda close but it's like a mini target. Idk if that's a common thing, never seen a target that small

[wild wave]

do you guys i can go from 1570 to 1575 intime to some grandmasters this week ? (edited)

[signal iris]

the two closest targets to me became kmarts

[exotic leaf]

that’s so weird kmart is like obsolete here

[exotic leaf]

ive never heard of this before

[void slate]

We don't have target in Poland

[cold nebula]

I knew she was a smoker

Now if she only exist 🤣

[wind axle]

Stealing THE chest

Not stealing FROM the chest

[void slate]

[wind axle]

[unkempt plinth]

That makes more sense

[long tundra]

Is there a distinction between stealing everything from the chest, but leaving the empty?

[unkempt plinth]

Can you steal the chest but replace it with another chest you create?

[fringe umbra]

okay MFers look at siege's latest patch notes AND TELL ME UNIRONICALLY that the devs arent trying to nuke the game from the inside

[long tundra]

Yeah I have questions about this policy

[unkempt plinth]

Can you temporarily remove the chest to make it a shulker box?

[exotic leaf]

you should build one

[void slate]

We used to have a shooting range in my town, but it's closed

[sick wyvern]

i feel like theyre regretting their statement at launch of having 100+ operators. and also sick of having to deal with all the fighting between pros and casual players.

[bitter heath]

The fighting is probably because the pros are pussy bitches

Like damn, zofias withstand literally had her one shot, and only took one extra shot upon downing to counter

But no, pro players acted like it was the most broken thing in video game history and got it Removed

[sick wyvern]

exactly, it didnt make her op, more of a gimmick but it was unique and sometimes does come clutch but very rarely and against bad players

imo siege is an example of listening too much to pros

killing the game by only listening to the 1% and taking the fun out for everyone else just to make the game "competitive"

[compact lake]

hmmm

[signal seal]

🤔 i am alive

[cold nebula]

@void slate Let's Recruit an army

[void slate]

Lovely

[signal seal]

bro that won't protect from drones

[void slate]

No you see the children are immortal, Fallout taught us all that.

[signal seal]

that sounds terrifying

[tiny wolf]

Does anyone know where I change my region?

[queen osprey]

to what

[tiny wolf]

EU

magic

ty

[granite umbra]

🤣

i like your magic numbers funny man

[bitter heath]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/792640253692739594/821800077738639420/image0.gif

[void slate]

Typical day in Poland

[sharp vale]

Poland livers be like

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/jfk-clone-high-i-like-your-funny-words-magic-man-jack-black-gif-18659433

[hardy mesa]

this will be terrible for the economy

[wind axle]

Yes

As long as the chest remains

[sick wyvern]

steal everything, then the chest too

[long tundra]

I stole everything from the chest > I sleep
And also the chest > REAL SHIT

[wind axle]

It's a community chest the people are free to put and take whatever out

As long as they do not steal THE chest

Fair system

[hollow marten]

ayo

uh

[bitter heath]

I would steal the chest

[granite umbra]

guuhhh??

[sick wyvern]

id steal the chest but then leave everything inside it on the ground

[exotic leaf]

i love all of your cat pics :)

[bitter heath]

I dont, they terrify me

[graceful plaza]

Cats should all be burned alive.

[graceful plaza]

👌 now thats a real pet

[onyx schooner]

heres my dog then

[void slate]

Boopies ❤️

[graceful plaza]

I would post a picture of mine, But I can’t.

[void slate]

Lewshifer, our favorite Satin

[exotic leaf]

everybodys favorite fabric

[wind axle]

NO WAY

[exotic leaf]

LMFAO

[void slate]

OAFML

[sick wyvern]

what happened to Ryf, i miss seeing Grimble

[void slate]

.gif Wook's car

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bnsLn.gif

[void slate]

I have a special song for you @exotic leaf

https://youtu.be/lv6mWA7OQiM

[exotic leaf]

[stray ore]

https://twitter.com/Reddit/status/1511383937305751555

Reddit (@Reddit)

We present to you... [drum roll, please!] the final r/place 2022 canvas.

Twitter · Apr 5, 2022, 4:43 PM

[void slate]

Should I stream sims 4

[exotic leaf]

I have a meeting in 10 minutes

[void slate]

That's thick

[void slate]

what

[bitter heath]

so, apparently the next tomb raider game was announced

runs on unreal 5

[void slate]

lemme guess - ANOTHER REBOOT

[bitter heath]

nope, seems it's a new one developed by crystal dynamics

they did 2013's tomb raider followed by rise of the tomb raider in 2015

[void slate]

yes but will they reset the story or continue from shadow of the tomb raider

I have some more music 4 u @exotic leaf https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UChzxK9gknM

[bitter heath]

not sure, have a listen through this and see if they mention it https://fxtwitter.com/tombraider/status/1511368712279904258?s=20&t=o6Cn6GkfNj84nzZqnvWT9g

I dont think they do

[exotic leaf]

no fucking way

[candid birch]

Should I have leftovers or order lunch?

[neat cloak]

Leftovers, save that cheddar

[candid birch]

Hmm... but I did leftovers for dinner last night... what if I just do fast food?

Cheddar saving, but still variety

[void slate]

Should I build this in the Sims @exotic leaf

[cold nebula]

Where my femboys at?

[cold nebula]

Build it in real life

[void slate]

it's already built in real life

[void slate]

How does it look so far

[wind axle]

NO WAY

[cold nebula]

Tree Spirit leaves me no chance

The thing stomps me at the very entrance

[void slate]

I will never stomp u

[cold nebula]

❤️

[void slate]

I love dis music https://youtu.be/-3HUn6wotvg

[sharp vale]

The halo show is cringe guys

[void slate]

who pinged me

[sick wyvern]

its alright

aint amazing but isnt as bad as people thought.

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/dodge-parry-block-nostalgia-critic-yba-gif-22575968

[sharp vale]

Me, sorry peter

[void slate]

.gif @sharp vale's car

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/biffN.gif

[cold nebula]

Killed him. wit ots of sweat

[sharp vale]

WHITE LAMBORGHINI

[void slate]

that lamborghini looks nice but would I be able to use it to take wife n kids shopping on a weekend

[sharp vale]

I love white cars

[sharp vale]

Prob

[sick wyvern]

fail

[void slate]

.gif @void slate's car

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bgJWr.gif

[void slate]

what brand is this

.gif @sick wyvern's car

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/biLR4.gif

[sick wyvern]

yeet want to do a "check up" for my car so the stupid message would go away

nice car, awful detail

[void slate]

that's what my mom said about me

[sick wyvern]

also still need to find where the tire leak is

[cold nebula]

I am actually proud I killed it. Unfortunately I saw some secret place in this dungeon that I am unable to reach

[lament egret]

hi chatbox im currently outside!!!!

im getting a burger from this chicken place i love

[sharp vale]

Research it or explore more

[sharp vale]

What's it called

[sick wyvern]

nice emi

[lament egret]

royal fried chicken deadass across the street from my apartment

[void slate]

I bought expensive ink for my printer because it told me to replace cartridge (I always buy cheap substitutes)

When I tried to install the ink, the printer suddenly decided that it actually has enough ink

[exotic leaf]

YES

[sick wyvern]

interesting never heard of it

[sharp vale]

Nice, I wish there was quality food across the street from where I live

[sharp vale]

LEWSHIFER

[sick wyvern]

but apparently its in texas

[exotic leaf]

WHAR

[sharp vale]

Nothin I just saw caps

[exotic leaf]

LMAO

"i know SQL"

[sick wyvern]

its in dallas, rip

aint driving that far. austin maybe, lol

[void slate]

Would you rather be?
A - Programmer
B - Pro Gamer
C - A cripple

[sick wyvern]

only went to dallas once to go to an anime con

[exotic leaf]

jokes on you i already am a pro gamer

[sick wyvern]

programmer

for both of the meanings

[sharp vale]

B

[hardy mesa]

WHO THE FUCK GHOST PINGED ME IN HERE

WHO DID THAT

[signal seal]

what

[signal seal]

pro gamer because i think it's the most bizarre reality to grow up with

[exotic leaf]

i heard you know SQL david

[hardy mesa]

not much

anyway is skywalker saga worth it?

ig ill refund it if i dont like it

[signal iris]

crazy that it's out now

[hardy mesa]

ig?

[signal iris]

like, i added it to my wishlist in 2019, and i only JUST released

[lament egret]

i fuckin twisted my ankle coming home

[void slate]

I have a muscle pain in my leg

@sharp vale I have the car just for you https://youtube.com/shorts/HwJcNCWrVD0?feature=share

[sharp vale]

Seen it

[void slate]

Did you buy it

[sharp vale]

I love the AE86

The AE86 is more expensive than my car man

[void slate]

Do you also see the emojos

[sharp vale]

Nope

[void slate]

it must be the better discord feature it posts random images of stuff people write for some reason

[sharp vale]

Altho the Venezuela model is different but similar

[void slate]

I wrote r-exona and it changed it into deodorant emoji lmao

[sharp vale]

What about RX-7

Or RX7

[void slate]

nothing

cimetery

[sick wyvern]

Hope it’s not too bad

[amber python]

deadass 💀

brooklyn sidewalks caught her

[lament egret]

manhattan

[void slate]

where is the womanhattan and childrenhattan

[amber python]

sheeeesh even deeper, but also sidewalks are even more ruthless 🤷‍♂️ a lot of people walking around now?

[lament egret]

yee lotta people walking around now

[sick wyvern]

gotta be careful, those sidewalks will get ya

[slim turtle]

Remind me to never smoke and take coffee back to back

[amber python]

last time i was by the bridge it was dead, kinda spooky 👻 but that was a while ago and cant even lie it was kinda nice

[sick wyvern]

Nene must like capybaras

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

I GOT A GLOCK IN MY RARI

People obsessing over giant rats

[signal iris]

what game?

[hardy mesa]

im just showing everything valve did for hla

not that they had to, but they did

not to mention the diff types of movement options inside the game

[signal iris]

chat, it is once again time

[long tundra]

They kiiiinda had to, if they were using the game to pitch their vr system and VR in general

[signal iris]

LOL I ALMOST DIED

bleed goes so hard

[hardy mesa]

nah i was proving a point in cams req

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hamtaro-hamster-gif-20372504

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/valve-jumpscare-epic-party-gif-23886803

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-massage-gif-24282757

[sharp vale]

https://youtu.be/8MZEtTG-cXQ

[signal iris]

@quick hearth i am worthy pt.2

[quick hearth]

is that the mimic chest?

i forget where that is

[hollow marten]

Nokron eternal city

[cold nebula]

I grinded down every single boss in Limgrave, except Crucible Knight..

[hollow marten]

Crucible knights are fun

[cold nebula]

Does he have any weaknesses

[hollow marten]

Uh

[cold nebula]

Like fire, electcicity

[hollow marten]

Fire, lightning

Exactly that lmao

[cold nebula]

You are not helping me much

[hardy mesa]

i prefer dub

[cold nebula]

How do I get Halbert?

[lament egret]

@signal iris dude what the fuck is berkut on about in the density tab

THATS HIM RIGHT??

[sick wyvern]

Ikora? She’s way to serious to even consider she ever has fun xD

Same with Mara, tho she’s dom material

[hollow marten]

No I meant crucible knight is weak to fire and lightning myb :p

[cold nebula]

Ah thank

[true sorrel]

Elden ring makes me happy and sad at the same time. Confused I is

[cold nebula]

Where to go after Limgrave?

[granite umbra]

outside

[quick hearth]

[true sorrel]

I’m using some sort of angel scythe and it’s pretty dope. Does holy damage and causes bleed build up

[golden mica]

Halo scythe 👍

[unkempt plinth]

he’s slow and has no backwards attacks, just high poise

[mild crystal]

Any NA/OCE/EU clans out there that accept physically disabled players ? Sorry would use #559101450932846603 but I usually get told to stfu.

Cheers to you if you could DM with any helpful info!

[true sorrel]

You get told to stfu? What

People are amazing

[mild crystal]

All the time

[unkempt plinth]

it’ll fall off late game since like half the bosses are resistant or immune to holy/bleed

[unkempt plinth]

immune to bleed, resistant to elemental damage, weak to physical type damage, slow, high poise, he’s easy to beat if you parry

[signal iris]

ranni quest chest

[signal iris]

berkut is a massive degen, don't be surprised

@golden mica LOL

[harsh quartz]

230822026263265280

[signal iris]

i forgot to spoiler tag OOPS

[unkempt plinth]

big rip

[signal iris]

still got the runes tho

[unkempt plinth]

good thing it wasn’t rennala

[signal iris]

nah, if you die in her second phase, your runes are in the main room

[unkempt plinth]

huh, never noticed

[golden mica]

Still a W, we take those

[lament egret]

i know but its just weird at this point now 💀

[signal iris]

honestly

[quick hearth]

Ohhh right

[restive orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/737473589195833356/961021459940126760/goblin.mp4

[signal iris]

what is this, duck?

[bronze plume]

Ducky#5252 has been warned

Reason: Mass emoji

[restive orbit]

fuck forgor about that

oh well

[signal iris]

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/warn-discord-gif-20305136

[pale locust]

Me when

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/i-said-watch-yo-tone-metal-gear-rising-gif-gif-24125618

[restive orbit]

so real

[signal iris]

@restive orbit

[granite umbra]

lean! or whatever this means

[thick orbit]

Reminds me of old youtube anime videos

[signal iris]

p sure i got that vid from u

[restive orbit]

[signal iris]

wtf?

[thick orbit]

Having facebook in 2022???

[restive orbit]

imagine owning facebook

[signal iris]

i dont use it much anymore lmao

[restive orbit]

idk what game to play

[true sorrel]

You should play metro exodus

Or if you haven’t played any of the metro games metro 2033 and 2034 last light Redux

[thin kelp]

HOLY SHIT

[exotic leaf]

o shit its da lean man

[granite umbra]

stuffing children in robot suits 🤣 👍

[lament egret]

[crystal tusk]

Fwedsy

Fweddy

[hollow marten]

the elden swag

[signal iris]

just fought some dude that was so hard to defeat and all i got was like 4k runes, so not worth it

not even a boss too

[hollow marten]

what was it?

[signal iris]

some teleporting dude in castle sol

red eyes

[hollow marten]

that entire castle is awful

[signal iris]

too real

[hollow marten]

omw to fight fire giant again

[golden mica]

Have you got rob yet

and bolt of gransax

[hollow marten]

yes and yes

im in ng+ so i already have them

[golden mica]

👍

[amber tusk]

Any engineers here, I have a serious question

[golden mica]

actually of course you are, you've got malli's blade on

[signal iris]

commander niall dead, first try

[signal seal]

putting a ROB user in his place before he can even swing his sword

[signal iris]

BRO, WHY SO WEAK?

where the vitality?

https://tenor.com/view/uncle-roger-so-weak-gif-19589076

i mean vigor

[golden mica]

he wasn't even ready, dirty!

[signal iris]

wack

[signal seal]

did you play Sekiro Michael?

Hesitation = death

[golden mica]

[exotic leaf]

[signal seal]

they tell you early that hesitation is death in sekiro

aka don't play passively

i kinda want to reinstall and play sekiro

[exotic leaf]

do it and stream it

[golden mica]

I'm playing new char on ER, but I kinda goofed and went too hard into INT and can't kill the magma wyrm for MV cause I still have 15 vigor

[signal seal]

i haven't played in forever and idk if i have a save file left

[golden mica]

so need to get on when someone else is on to transfer from my main

[signal seal]

MV?

[golden mica]

moonveil

[signal seal]

bruh don't get moonveil 😦

[golden mica]

just using it for godfrey & renella then going full faith

[signal seal]

i probably have one on one of my characters i can dupe you

[golden mica]

I have one on the main, I just need to xfer it, but time zones etc

[signal seal]

it might be upgraded though

[golden mica]

Couldn't figure out a way of being strong in faith pre lurina lakes

[signal seal]

is it upgraded?

you can't transfer upgrades higher than what your character has

[golden mica]

Nah, +0

[signal iris]

did steam take a crap?

[golden mica]

🤔 unless there's a way of being reasonably strong in faith pre godrick 🤔

[signal seal]

godrick

uh, winged scythe is good

[golden mica]

brb google

[hardy mesa]

.lucifer

[harsh quartz]

@hardy mesa http://puu.sh/IT3p2/d59a01ce1b.png

[exotic leaf]

best command

[signal iris]

omg, you have michael blocked?

[golden mica]

234 characters moment

[exotic leaf]

one blocked message

[golden mica]

godrick because after that I can get to the lurirainaana lake and kill the paladin lookin mf near the artist shack to unlock lighting spear, which I can then use to kill the cleanrot knight in caelid for halo scythe

[golden mica]

wingd scythe is in tombsward, so maybe that is an option, welp time to start a new char for the 6th time

[signal seal]

incantations are kinda weak early on

[golden mica]

yeah maybe I just go from winged to halo

[exotic leaf]

i had to climb the tower in caelid last night. i hated it :)

[signal seal]

i would pump your melee and focus the faith side later

[signal iris]

@golden micar u playing rn?

[signal seal]

Caelid 😦

[golden mica]

[exotic leaf]

i’m further than caelid i just forgot about the divine tower there

[signal iris]

i wanted to test a new "build" i just finished? setting up

chat, it is time

[sharp vale]

The one with the singular (one) godskin apostle?

[smoky matrix]

oh I completely forgot I need to go back and fight that

got the grace adn then didn't actually fight it cause I wanted to do other things

[sharp vale]

Don't talk to me Lemur you're mean to me

[smoky matrix]

ok yeti

[sharp vale]

I'm kidding

That's too petty for me

[sharp vale]

Ily lemur please have a nice day

[golden mica]

[sharp vale]

I love the Ford Taurus SHO

[smoky matrix]

[exotic leaf]

lemur is incredible shut up nerd

[sharp vale]

But I told lemur to have a nice day 😔

[exotic leaf]

but yes very easy fight

i hated climbing it :)

[sharp vale]

Idk I just jumped a few steps before entrance off the cliff

And then I just went from there

Took me five minutes

[signal iris]

i am once again informing chat that it is time

[exotic leaf]

[signal iris]

i've now got rob

[sharp vale]

Who's rob

[golden mica]

god I hate people,
mf spams me with 10000 questions which could get answered by google and then gets angry at me that I don't want to spell every single thing out to him in a silver spoon

[dark breach]

lfg in a nutshell

[thick orbit]

You know what the weather will be for me today?

[ornate plover]

ok but morbius got 1 trillion tickets in one day

best movie ever

[signal iris]

who knew ranni could get cuter?

[golden mica]

still not okay with the whole 4 arms situation

but she is waifu in my first playthrough

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/gabi-attack-on-titan-cry-gif-20632079

[sharp vale]

Claire about it

[signal iris]

i see no problem w four arms, she can do more stuff with the extra arms

[sharp vale]

CLAIRE ABOUT IT

[signal iris]

shut it yeetim

[signal seal]

oh sick i do have sekiro save file still on my PC

so i don't have to start from scratch.... it's not my original game because i formatted the PC since then idk how far i made it

what game do i uninstall

[sharp vale]

Claire about it

[sharp vale]

Dreadstiny

[signal seal]

yeah i was actually considering it

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/block-blocked-anime-gif-13872321

[signal iris]

list of games

[signal seal]

i just don't have much HD space

i bought small $100 ssd's and never upgraded because games are so fucking bad

who's going to have more than 3-4

Drive D is for music and photos and ebooks

[thick orbit]

ima buy a new ssd soon

quite annoying when games are 80+ gb

[signal seal]

also i'm really picky and about half of my music is raw FLAC files

so 100 mb songs

[thick orbit]

Why not just get a hdd for media?

[signal seal]

yeah imagine there's 3 good games

i just really don't care i've always just uninstalled stuff

and D is a spinny drive not a solid, so no games can run on it

[smoky matrix]

I dump all my older/less damanding games on a larger hdd

and keep the ssd for newer games/games I play a lot atm

[signal seal]

like i have 56 games on steam, and 3-4 installed

because games are just bad

[sharp vale]

Bing

[signal seal]

yeet

[thick orbit]

The ones with a dot are on hdd, the rest pretty much filled up my 1tb ;-; Also mods

[sharp vale]

Just install an emulator for Android and a modified Spotify app for music

It's what I did

Takes a lot less space

[signal seal]

Yeet

my music is lossless

[sharp vale]

Bing

Wdym lossless

[signal seal]

it's better sound quality than a CD

[sharp vale]

Oh

Smh

[signal seal]

spotify is probably 128 kbs

[sharp vale]

Yes

[signal seal]

Lossless file formats mean that you're able to experience them in the purest form, the way they were created and intended to be played as. MP3 is a lossy file format,

and FLAC comes with none of the compression that can cause some MP3 files to sound distorted. FLAC is also not limited to 16-bit CD quality

[sharp vale]

How do you even get lossless media

[signal seal]

can't talk about it, but basically know people who have it

[sharp vale]

Thought so

I've never heard of people actively having lossless media

[thick orbit]

guh

[sharp vale]

It's so difficulty to get lossless media

[signal seal]

at the time when i got it, i had to apply for access

spotify has ads too f that

[sharp vale]

When I was doing photography in highschool my photography always got compressed through the printing/copy process

[thick orbit]

I have spotify prem

[sharp vale]

Bc it automatically gets compressed through transfer of file to printing hardware

[signal seal]

but you can just use an adblock on youtube for free

[thick orbit]

I can control spotify on my phone tho

[true sorrel]

You ever just wanna walk out of your work because you know they don’t really give a crap about you.

[signal seal]

i just have a ton of MP3's on my phone

[true sorrel]

That’s where I’m at rn

[thick orbit]

I quit a job after the first day

[sharp vale]

Do it.

[signal seal]

that's every job. and walking out won't make any difference unless you have a ton of control

you can fire the manager and it won't make a shit bit of difference

[sharp vale]

If you live in the united states just to find a new job, make an impressive resume, get paid more in another job

[true sorrel]

We got a new piece of equipment and they didn’t even machine it right. Cut my finger on it and my manger told me to suck it up

[sharp vale]

Yeah, walk out

[signal seal]

what were you expecting? i would have said grab a bandaid and asked if you were ok

[signal seal]

maybe i would have joked if you wanted to file an injury report for OSHA

[true sorrel]

Lmao

The money is good. That’s the only reason I put up with this crap

[signal seal]

and then i guess i'd file it down, or tape it off so it wouldn't cut anyone

[sharp vale]

Guys

What's the best cereal

[signal seal]

lucky charms

[sharp vale]

There's only one right answer

[signal seal]

lucky charms

[true sorrel]

I tried filing it down but my manager scolded me lmao

[sharp vale]

Bing you're WRONG

It's CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH

[signal seal]

fucking no

[sharp vale]

BING

[signal seal]

too much cinnamon

[sharp vale]

C'MON

[true sorrel]

Captn crud is my fav

[sharp vale]

bout to start malding

[signal seal]

best idea is to just say "my bad, won't happen again" then work hard and take his job

talk positive shit about him

say good things behind his back

[true sorrel]

I just looked at him funny then not even 10 minutes later I cut myself

[signal seal]

yeah tbh if one of my employees got cut i'd tape it up or file it but honestly not give a flying shit

like why are you telling me

not that i am not sympathetic of your situation

[true sorrel]

Just another day at work amirite!?

[sharp vale]

If it's a job where injuries are common it's part of the expectation to just suck it up, honestly

[signal seal]

listen

just work hard and take his job

[sharp vale]

Like, if I'm working on a car and I burn myself with an exhaust pipe or exhaust manifold, that's my fault

You signed up to that

[true sorrel]

I get that but the issue is the equipment is an actual hazard and yet we are all forced to use it. I get the whole suck it up

[sharp vale]

But if it's not expected, they gotta be aware of a problem like that

If there's supposed to be no hazard at your work place, that's a problem

You can make a legitimate HR complaint

[true sorrel]

That’s exactly the problem

[signal seal]

umm tell him blood is a hazard

for other people and finding blood on the equipment wouldn't look good

[true sorrel]

I work at a restaurant not a sheet metal fabrication plant

[sharp vale]

What type of restaurant

[signal seal]

cheesecake factory 🤔

[true sorrel]

We do Italian l food

[sharp vale]

If it's one of those where knives are involved or any sort of cutlery, you can't really complain about it

[true sorrel]

Yeah that’s fair I guess

[sharp vale]

Because hazards are a part of the job

If it were an office job, I would understand

How much do you get paid an hour

I'm assuming you're not a server

If you're getting paid less than 13/hr just leave

[true sorrel]

Yeah but I literally was just cleaning the machine and one little oppsie and now my finger nail from under my cuticle is exposed. If my finger nail had not been there it would have been worse

I was literally just wiping it down lmao

[sharp vale]

13/hr should be the new minimum imo

[signal seal]

actually 29 should be minimum

you can't live on that

no offense

[sharp vale]

If this was 2018 and some teenager was making 13/hr that would be enough to afford a new car

[true sorrel]

17$ should be minimum

[signal seal]

that's $2000 a month before taxes

[sharp vale]

13/hr for entry level jobs isn't bad imo

From experience

[true sorrel]

I just need to get out of here

[sharp vale]

For experienced jobs I agree the min should be higher

[signal seal]

$29 should be min, from burger flippers to gas station clerks

i could barely live on $29 as a single person

[sharp vale]

Only issue is the economy would follow suit

[signal seal]

yes it all goes back in

[sharp vale]

You could defo live on 13/hr here in Texas before covid

[true sorrel]

Yeah inflation would skyrocket

[signal seal]

inflation is the reason it should be $29

minimum wage is pesos

[true sorrel]

But wouldn’t that just exasperate inflation

[signal seal]

it works in other first world countries

maybe cut the south off of the USA and we'll be fine

the better question is does $7.25 work? NO

[sharp vale]

It used to

[signal seal]

yeah in 1970

[sharp vale]

Yeah

Early 2000's 15$ an hour was a dream

Today's economy 15$ an hour is a fucking necessity for basic work

[signal seal]

that's just your perception

[ornate plover]

ok but morbius is the best movie ever created

[signal seal]

realistically it's slave labor

[ornate plover]

1 trillion tickets in one day

[signal seal]

you can't travel, can't do anything aside from live and work

$15 won't allow you to philosophize because you'll be too busy worrying about just living

[sharp vale]

This mf gonna be repeating the same meme over and over

[ornate plover]

doesnt change the fact that morbius got 1 trillion tickets in one day

[signal seal]

rated 5.2 on IMDB, with a mega cringe poster, highly doubt

[true sorrel]

Marvel is dead to me

[signal seal]

there is not one good Marvel movie or DC movie

[sharp vale]

15/$ an hour back before 2010's was ENOUGH to support a small family I've seen

[true sorrel]

Invincible is a far better

[signal iris]

wait till multiverse of madness comes out

[signal seal]

yes you can live but you can't philosophize

[ornate plover]

IMDB? what that? no one cares about IMDB

[sharp vale]

If it WERE a fact, which it is not. L meme, unfunny, kept repeating it, go back to Instagram.

[signal seal]

i'm just saying people think it's bad

[ornate plover]

not real people

[true sorrel]

Careful you might hurt his pride

[signal iris]

i actually thought morbius was good

[ornate plover]

jared leto just did his magnum opus!

[signal seal]

Mobius has a %16 on Rotten Tomatos

[sharp vale]

Haven't seen it tbh

[true sorrel]

Jared Leto is a strange fella

[ornate plover]

man its a masterpiece

[sharp vale]

But I'm not judging it

[true sorrel]

Jared Leto is so into himself is kinda creepy

[signal seal]

this is insulting to actual masterpieces

[ornate plover]

y'all taking too much time to know that this is a joke right?

that is alarming

[sharp vale]

A teenager earning 15/$ hour back then in early 2000's pre 2015 could definitely have lived on their own in apartment and traveled at least once a year to Japan or other places

[true sorrel]

You explaining that it was a joke is alarming lol

[ornate plover]

i needed to, they thinked that i was serious

[sharp vale]

Except I literally called out the fact it's a shitty joke as my first remark to you. Please go be cringe somewhere else.

[true sorrel]

I’m ina bad mood I better just go before I get myself banned

[ornate plover]

who are you? the meme police?

[sharp vale]

"they thinked I was serious." No one thought you were serious, we all know the meme

We've all seen it, it wasn't funny, we all know morbius was bad

[ornate plover]

you going to give me a ticket for telling a lame joke?

please oficer it was a joke1

[sharp vale]

And we all shit on it by saying it sold a billion kajillion tickets, got old day 1

[sharp vale]

Gonna give your mom dickets for being fatherless

[ornate plover]

bruh

imma bout to laugh just wait a sec

[sharp vale]

Okay

[signal seal]

HBO got no new good movies this month

[sharp vale]

I'm about to pretend I care about the generic "Let me laugh rq" repeated line, give me one sec

[signal seal]

Neither did netflix or hulu

[ornate plover]

sorry out of laugh gas

[sharp vale]

Sorry, out of care gas

[true sorrel]

I got a joke

Why did the toilet paper not cross the road?

[sharp vale]

His presence here?

Idk why

[true sorrel]

Because it was stuck in a crack

[sharp vale]

Oh

[true sorrel]

Hehehehe

[ornate plover]

bro got angry about morbius

[sharp vale]

Would've been funnier if you said it was stuck on someone's shoe

No one got angry about midbius

[ornate plover]

that means that morbius truly was one of the movies of all time

[sharp vale]

You literally have been repeating the same joke on different occasions for like the past entire day

[ornate plover]

problem?

[sharp vale]

Kinda lame bro

[ornate plover]

problm?*

[sharp vale]

Kinda lame bro, you got a life or smth?

[signal seal]

Wings of Desire, Tampopo, or Vagabond

[sharp vale]

Tampopo bc I have no idea what it is

[ornate plover]

yeah i have a life, did you know what is a life?

[sharp vale]

And sounds schupid innit

[sharp vale]

Not what you just capped about

[ornate plover]

hey you learned another internet slang

we're progresin

[sharp vale]

I was there when it was made

[ornate plover]

ok?

[true sorrel]

I was there too

Not really*

[ornate plover]

i wasnt there

[true sorrel]

Fr? Duuuuuuude

[ornate plover]

too busy doin you're mom

[true sorrel]

My mom is 6 feet under my guy

[sharp vale]

Idk man seems hard to do anyone's mom when you can't get out of your crusty bed

[ornate plover]

yeah i know

[true sorrel]

Have fun with some bones

[ornate plover]

i aint a dog yo

[true sorrel]

You’ll learn to enjoy it

It’s okay

[ornate plover]

no!! i dont want to enjoy bones!!!1

[sharp vale]

Dug himself into that hole y'know what I'm sayin

[ornate plover]

we dont

pls elaborate

[true sorrel]

I know what he’s saying

Please don’t

[ornate plover]

elaborate

[signal seal]

god i started looking for movies and now i'm stuck on a very long wiki page reading about Paul Robeson and listening to his music

[ornate plover]

go watch morbius

[true sorrel]

I wanna see the new Batman

[ornate plover]

i fear the new batman movie

[true sorrel]

When is Bella delphine making her next movie?

[ornate plover]

when their company goes broke/gets sued for tax evation

[sharp vale]

Soon to happen

[true sorrel]

Lmao

[ornate plover]

probably the second one, who knows

[true sorrel]

Asking for a friend obviously

[sharp vale]

@signal seal would you say that driving a car like mine that gets like 10-15MPG average would cost 10$ for ten minutes if driving?

[signal seal]

idk i'm not envious

[true sorrel]

Idk but yes

[signal seal]

i get 30+ and it cost me $90 a month extra give or take

[true sorrel]

I have a ford fusion lol

[thick orbit]

is it a missed call if someone rings for 2 secs and hangs up before you can even answer?

[sharp vale]

No bing, I'm just asking to know if my math is mathing up

[ornate plover]

owning a ghost company is such a power sigma move

[sharp vale]

Actually based take

I would love to own a ghost company

[true sorrel]

Can ghost form a union ?

[sharp vale]

Just live humbly off of modest profits from a company I don't have to supervise

[ornate plover]

just live humbly til the feds shows up on your door

[true sorrel]

I just want to live shiiiiii

[signal seal]

idk bruh how efficient your car is

mine has direct injection so if it's at idle it basically uses 0 gas

[sharp vale]

Like 12mpg avg

[signal seal]

but if you have big clunky 400 psi injectors you're wasting a lot at idle/cruise

[sharp vale]

Correct, but my challenger also has that dummy MDS system

[signal seal]

see here's what you do

buy a motorbike that gets 70 mpg and hang the car up

and then ||stick it up your butt||

[true sorrel]

Mmmmm motorcycle something I want but wife won’t let me get

“You’ll kill yourself” yeah, and?

[signal seal]

probably for the best, i've seen a few fatal crashes

and way too many people with no business being on one

ask an EMS person about it

[sharp vale]

According to this calculator a ten minute drive is about like 4.50$

[signal seal]

but I feel like Yeet could do it maybe if he gets like a 40 hp one

a friend of mine had his clutch stick and then slam, at a stop, and the bike flipped out from under him and dislocated his shoulder

NOT EVEN MOVING

[sharp vale]

I hate when people say "why do you want that vehicle, you'll die." It doesn't matter what you're driving in, you can die equally in any car

[true sorrel]

Yeah my uncle died on a motorcycle. Got hit once, Thorne off bike. Survived for about 5 mins before being run over by a semi

[sharp vale]

Why me :(

[signal seal]

young enough to learn, and you've already fucked up speeding so you know better

[sharp vale]

Too true

[true sorrel]

Idk if you all knew this but lemme share some wisdom on ya. Leading killer in America is death

[sharp vale]

Smh

[signal seal]

i did not make enough pad thai 😦

i could eat like 4x as much

[hollow marten]

i am happy

[signal seal]

Congrats!

if you have any tips on how to achieve such a thing please let me know

[hollow marten]

i got the ending i wanted in elden ring and it only took me 3 days to get through ng+ w keying through the bosses

[proper loom]

anyone go to stanford here on the waitlist for cs147?

[signal seal]

Stanford, the people here can't read

[sharp vale]

The secret is ||getting some bitches||

[proper loom]

lol

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-halpert-face-yeah-ok-then-sure-gif-13416222

[sharp vale]

It's true bing

[thick orbit]

I love the hospital scene in the office

[signal seal]

i love so many scenes

idk which the hospital is

[thick orbit]

I love it since the nurse is her husband

When she has the first baby

[signal seal]

ohhh yeah that scene

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-cool-beans-creed-gif-22882018

[sharp vale]

@thick orbit Ren Ren Ren renny ren Ren RENNY ren Ren renny Ren Ren

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

Mean

[thick orbit]

I am always mean

[sharp vale]

Not in our dms

[small hawk]

holy

i got stomachache

[sharp vale]

Go poop

[small hawk]

4 times already

[sharp vale]

Go again

[small hawk]

i've seen jesus

in toilet

too much coffee this morning

nearly 2L

[small hawk]

did you guys watch intel Arc graphic introduction?

density 2 in here

[signal iris]

@smoky matrix HUH?

[smoky matrix]

?

What about it

[signal iris]

level 90 weapon but i'm only level 51

[smoky matrix]

Oh

Item Level != Job level

Like max job level is 90 but item levels goes up to 600

[signal iris]

oh, didn't see that

[ornate plover]

Does anyone play gmod?

Im having a problem while moving props

[signal iris]

booba

[ornate plover]

When i try to move them with the physgun instead of moving smoothly they just "teleport"

[golden mica]

@signal iris @smoky matrix

[smoky matrix]

Nightmare nightmare nightmare

[sharp vale]

Caelid where pitbulls are always out of their cages

[signal iris]

@smoky matrix

[sharp vale]

Band kids still can't get over the fact they play the funny instrument two years later

MY LIFE MOVING FAST BUT I LIKE MOVING SLOW

[sick wyvern]

anyone here just add me on steam?

[signal iris]

NICE

[sick wyvern]

i just got added by some random "girl" on steam

[wind axle]

Flint, Michigan

[bitter heath]

phishing account

[sick wyvern]

thats what i thought

they only play cs go apparently

thats what tipped me off. girls who actually play cs go? 😂

[signal iris]

dude looks nothing like goku

[signal seal]

kinda like the monkey

but tiny

[signal iris]

they exist

[sick wyvern]

They also listed their snap and Insta, and their entire gaming setup

And is a part of some girl gamer group and a hentai steam group

[signal seal]

[sick wyvern]

I thought I made a friend too

[signal seal]

over 2300 US cities have water worse than Flint

[sharp vale]

Four counts of homicide

[signal iris]

i mean

[sharp vale]

NOOOO

[sick wyvern]

But apparently it’s frequent if you leave your inventory public

[sharp vale]

@signal seal bingerino bingerino bingobangobongo I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go

[signal iris]

i have 20 friend requests lol

[sick wyvern]

idk just seems sus

i dont share my steam anywhere

[smoky matrix]

Your steam is literally on your discord profile

[sick wyvern]

well anywhere else. this is the only server im in

[true sorrel]

This server is full of bots, including myself

Beep boop

[sick wyvern]

stg i might just donate so i can post images

[sharp vale]

L bozo just wait for giveaway

[sick wyvern]

well who knows when

[void slate]

Hello Yeetim, hello chat

[sharp vale]

Hello Peter

BETER

[void slate]

I would post father grigori saying better and better but I can't on mobile

[surreal charm]

So looking into Unreal Engine 5... and the next Witcher Game could be out in like... a few years, with the fact that the engine makes it honestly way too easy for game devs to make games...

[void slate]

What are Unreal Engine 5 requirements

[surreal charm]

Like, specs?

[surreal charm]

Well UE is made by Epic Games, who made Fortnite... and they have already upgraded it to Unreal Engine 5.

[void slate]

I have 32 gb of ram and 1080 ti but not a 12 core cpu

But yeah you're right it's gunna be on game by game basis

[golden mica]

😩 my wireless earpieces only last 5h, I work for 8, gotta suffer in silence

[surreal charm]

Hmm, yeah... the engine does such high res stuff, it's kind of scary...

[void slate]

Doesn't it have issues with simulating human skin though

[surreal charm]

Lol my cpu is only 4 core... and I have a gtx 1080 ti...