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The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
What's the funny command
The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.

Ask lewshifer
i donāt know
.gif Burger King

Yes she does
.gif foot
She's the problem, you see.
no i really donāt im just copy and pasting itās not me
Okay I didn't think it'd be that
yes i am the problem
It IS her
What is the command
.cock
.footLettuce
She's the problem
.footlettuce
.lettuce

he's never gonna figure it out is he
.number15
Number 15
The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
@exotic leaf The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
No this is my eternal prison
The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
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The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
NOOOO HE USED HELP
.badwords
@void slate Use common sense, bud.
The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
NOOOOO

that's cheating, frost
The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
i got it ...
No
Leave
No
what is going on
u cant be this bad
@exotic leaf I cant get the bingus picture to allow me to open it
The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
.gif Melsede's car

this is so chaotic lmfso
itās lewshifer
The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
NOOOOOOO
I knew Melsede would become Mercedes lmao
Lewdshifer
The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someoneās Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.
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LMFAO
LOL
.gif lewshifer
@vital stump tell us about your elden ring š
Oh I thought there'd be more
.gif koemi
.gif gottem
WHY IS THAT ME
LOL
.gif @exotic leaf
@vital stump tell us about your elden ring š
FROGGED ON
calling it, dead to first boss

.gif sempiternal
Is that u @exotic leaf
.gif emi
What in the fuck is going on
Michael is sailor moon
you know thatās not me
it's uranus
.gif bring me the horizon
L bozo
WRONG ONE DAMN IT RNAK BOT
chaos
.gif MCR
.gif koemi
HUH?
.gif shadow moses
I'M NOT OKAY
AYO DA PFP 
.gif claire
Speaking of stream, I saw someone with a similar name streaming trials on twitch
.gif @sick wyvern's car
out
Sweet
.gif sempiternal
Looks like she's struggling to maneuver that thing
@golden mica

El doggo
CAN YOU HEAR RHE SILENCE
La creatura
one of the songs of the album is house of wolves, which is why
Except for whoever that bitch is in my car
CAN YOU SEE THE DARK
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Very cool
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Wow that worked out perfectly



I LOVE IT
.gif wowaka
@smoky matrix
.gif lemur
.gif femur
posts a pic of 096 face
.gif scp 096
L bozos
.gif scp 173-j
thats not 173-j
.gif skill issue
this is 173-j
Skill issue? More like, can't get any bitches issue
173-juan
La chupacabra

@exotic leaf stop LURKIN
no
La creatura
.gif la creatura
HOW
.gif la creatura 2
āļø
POGFISH
.gif la creatura 1
POG
.GIF la creatura Ocho
ANGY ):<
NOOOO
.gif fusion rifles
š
i must make a sad one
Fwusion wifles
please it with complete the set
.gif big fuckin sword
what
IT'S REFERRING TO HIS DICK
No idea whatās even going on
i know
.gif big hammer
what
OH LORD

.gif BIG IRON
Oof
.GIF Elden ring
TO THE TOWN OF AGUA FRIA RODE A STRANGER ONE FINE DAY
.gif no bitches
That's dark souls 3
chatbox, do I go make cereal
Close enough
yes
No, starbe
.gif skill issue
whats starbe
Starve, b*itish
rubber gun

Theyāre all the same game anyways
British? More like... Bitchless
.gif @exotic leaf's boyfriend
Oi Bruv can I get a bo'o' o wa'uh?
Briāish
itās so precious š„ŗ
SHAWTY KNOW I KILL PEOPLE
.gif British @sick wyvern
REAL PEOPLE
My work is done, Lew, I expect 50 USD in my paypal!

Fake news
.gif in the trenches where's it's real lethal
i can give you 50 forehead kisses
.gif forehead kiss
i go make cereal now
can you exchange that for goods or services?
.gif cringe l bozo
You donāt make cereal, itās already made
this could be us 
.gif you're a scammer

NOW
.gif cereal killer
.gif filet mignon
thas a lot of butter
you don't have the right
Mo butter, mo better
o you donāt have the right!
bird,
up!
Especially on popcorn
Reason: Duplicated text
.>
Did you have good day today lemurionoino
Blood puddle, therefore weakling
no skill ahead
Plump sort ahead
Still thinking about that
journalist
who got mad at people trolling with messages, so they jumped off cliffs
try attacking
No skill, 4 head
Try finger, but whole
they just are dumb
well yeah, its a journalist after all
try finger but hole
beware of rump
Offer but whole
I'm consuming meatloaf
pickle rump
death ahead
liar ahead
pumparum
Rump!
didnt expect weak enemy
Rump?
secret ahead
.gif malenia blade of miquella
Factual
Be wary of up
r u trying to say something 
speaking of weak enemies, why were the two bosses right before the ||eldtree|| so bad (as in ez)
@void slate
.gif factual
didnāt expect skill
I need a gf
no you donāt
when the scarlet rot gas staggers you
It was a sims 4 reference

wym this boss is very difficult!!
But I guess I could need a gf too
.gif Sims 4
try jump attack
so true..
Try parrying
try skill
thatās literally sims 3
all knowing, this mf didnt know he was about to be BONKED
Try skill, in short,
Strong foe ahead
.gif Sims 3
so true
Peter servo my beloved
That's literally sims 2
heās all knowing, that doesnāt make him smart
.gif Sims 2
his dump stat is wisdom
Finally rank bot found the right game
12 hours later
try retreat
.gif off-topic
.gif @sharp vale' girlfriend
accurate
Rank bot found no girlfriend for yeetim
Blinge gif
Emi
beware left therefore ambush
no (:
.gif @north saddle's car
Sorry lemurionspeo
:(
. lewshifer
Turn thst frown upside down
Fuck
grilled cheese aspiration
Good morning
Good night
Song of the day
Actually two today bc I forgot one
https://open.spotify.com/track/3Vv1jXAgQxXRqihuP9HCcR?si=6SnUTCFFSrywwm3P3KBV9w&utm_source=copy-link
L bozo
lets go
i didn't know there was a grace in the middle of this swamp
touch it
Idk how I survived this
Wdym that's the grace right before commander
Are you ready? I am coming to touch your computer.
can someone tell me why is it april ?
wym bro it's 2012, let's go play some halo reach
it just came out and i got the limited edition with the flaming recon helmet!
@trail citrus you want in?
i miss the prime days of halo reach
caddince i'm in a lobby waiting for this halo 3 game to load and i shit you not
there's this guy playing michael jackson sounds and what sounds like someone shitting they're guts out
chat I finally fixed my spacebar rattle
massive W
i cannot make this up @trail citrus
so sad
Reminds me of the og 2012 days
Nice sentai armor set 
HE'S STILL GOING WITH THE SOUNDS 
SHE SAYS I AM THE ONE
BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON
HEE
FOR FORTY DAYS AND FOR FORTY NIGHTS
THE LAW WAS ON HER SIDE
BUT WHO CAN STAND WHEN SHES IN DEMAND
HER SCHEMES AND PLANS
CAUSE WE DANCED ON THE FLOOR IN THE ROUND
So take my strong advice.
REMEMBER TO ALWAYS THINK TWICE
RONALDO
Average canadian
.gif Forknife
Oh the misery
i need 25 faith :(
Everyone wants to be my enemy
L bozo!!!!
Out of runie wunies??
Fortnite battle pass
@trail citrus do i have drip?
looks like i can't fight radahn yet

<3
Heart
Cat because your going to ask.
Very true oomfie
i suppose
suppose?
Hi bestie
pure white i mean wyd
it's a good color. Plus most of the armor isn't the same
White is amazing big W
CAN'T STAIN THE SEATS CUZ THEY WHITE
im hifh as shit and just ate a whole box of these tiger cerealšš
š
You'll get over it
Ew sugar
why god gotta make diabetes smh
yeah, and it's bad
.gif white seats
Actually perfect gif wtf
I DID SOME WRONG, BUT I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.
I KNOW HOW TO SHOOT AND I KNOW HOW TO FIGHT
.gif fight
La mexicana
i saw some pretty trees today toooo whaaat
damn wish today was april fools
I GET BITCHES!!!
april fools
.gif among
.gif oregon trail
.gif malding + coping + seething
so bloodhound was much easier than I remember
.gif halo infinite's shit ui
bro that's just halo wars come on rankbot
ayo?
I hate the UI too 
i call this one "trying to get into a game/check my challenges"
4 fucking loading icons
and the background menu hasn't even loaded properly 
Post bunny
I call this one: a less friendly UI and UX than that of elden ring
HI PAT POST GENSHIN
bloodhound fight clipped 
That is a really cute cat hotdamn
Big ol eyes
i wish i could play halo inf ! !

you can, it's still fun. Just gotta look past the glaring issues
my computer will not 
what type of card do you have? i have a pretty old card in my pc
rx 6700 xt but i can still hear my fans being loud af even on medium settings
fans being loud isn't necessarily a bad thing
true but it annoys me when I hear them a little too loud you know?
i forget is a 6700 xt better than a 1660 ti? i play on medium settings and my laptops fans are slightly loud but the game runs really well
i think they're about the same
it appears your 6700 xt is better according to this benchmark website, only slightly tho
you should be able to run it, just turn the settings to low/medium. That's unfortunately how i play dead stiny
although i found medium works the best for infinite
i think for density i play it at max settings or just very high
As Polish president once said, a friend in need is a friend in dick.
What
nice
It's fake news though
my main issue with infinite is just like density it has terrible sbmm in place, even in social
god forbid your above a 1.0 in halo, you face these uber sweaty losers or have to carry ultra hard every game
like foreal
11 deaths smh
Thank you mangadex very cool
Holy shit Internet Historian uploaded
me after fighting god for not making me an amogus character
.gif sussy amogus
.gif cheeseburger
Ewwww
i will end you rankbot.
Bad bot š¤¬
.gif different bacon burger WITHOUT cheese
.gif hamburger
.gif cheese
.gif why are we still here, just to suffer?
lol what
is that the pedo game i see
shinobu?
water bow woman
ye
i will not be pulling her š š¤
broke after c2 raiden + EL + (lost weapon banner pity twice)(donut + jade cutter)
very ambitious of me to get c2 + EL together
xD
had to swipe
raiden c3 is worth for the power spike
and having 2 EL means i dont need to farm for the catch
Water woman savings 
are you talking about the bow user
Well not fully but attack sands 
She's an off field with her Q
Her C6 gives her more on field
hm
It's almost like they released the 5 star Hydro char xingqui was always meant to be!
She's better than Xingqui in terms of dps from what I've been able to tell, scales off HP
Her stuff is up on honey impact if you wanna see yourself
too lazy xD
i pulled ayaka despite not even knowing what element he is
ayatop
whichever one
Ayato ult more like ganyu's, water bow lady triggers on NAs so good for hu tao and yoi
.gif genshin players are pedos
No results found.
damn
rank bot betrayals: 1
truth bomb
Lul
Amazing
@trail citrus


New abyss so piss easy tho eh @queen osprey
i havent really played genshin at all recently
havent used resin in ages
besides weekly bosses
lol
Got Raiden and Mona on last banner tho so big dub
raiden is a huge dub
Gonna be a while before she's built but eh no rush
At least gives me something to look forward to lol
Morgana team finally online tho???
Once Mona is like 70/80
I wish I didn't lose Shenhe 50/50
to mona?
C2 Keqing
oof
Both Mona and Raiden on Raiden banner
.gif Genshin Impact player
real
my highest non rare 5 star is c4 diluc
pat is that genshin player
foreal why tf are there so many little kids in that game
lmao
me when genshit shitpact
Because the characters look childish i dunno
me when i need to use 450 USD to get a little kid who's significantly more powerful than some milf wizard lady
down bad
is the genshin impact april fools joke going to be all the players coming off a watchlist for the day?
yea my highest is like C2 Keqing, only other 5 star with a constellation is yae
At least I'm not coping with C2 Yae
my level 20 yae has an accidental c1
Rofl
C1 pretty nice for less ER needed at least
Imma just get c1
Not enough funds to whale for c6 lol
simply get them
Maybe when I have more savings!

Mfw college student
.gif pat's car (he's a big deal)
.gif when you
Based cat

.gif im in me mums car
That shi older than u grandma

Character Demo - "Abyss Lector: Fathomless Flames: Treasures in Texts" | Abyss Impact
When things get tough, using wisdom to solve problems is always the go-to solution of the Abyss Lector: Fathomless Flames.
And this time, he successfully used his wisdom to defeat the hero!?
27113
7116
@amber wigeon
Every fucking Abyss Lector ever i swear
But sheesh that was pretty well made
i do not have him and will not be rolling for him
Please reconsider he's one of the best characters in the game!
best as in how
Utility, damage, also battery capabilities partially
only thing useful about venti is big succ for Floor 11 chamber 1
will not be spending 200$ for a single floor
Regens 15 energy for the element infused in ult, and if you actually go for atk anemo crit rate he does a fuckton of damage with his ult
no, most people only spend 7-8 bucks on the game a month
Jean cracked
I mean his ult can consistently hit most if not all enemies this abyss if you position properly so yea that's a big disagree
I infused cryo into his ult before hydro fuckers got their shields up and it destroyed half of it in one ult
Lol
7-8$ a pull now? or how do you get a character you want
why
pat how do you get characters you like without paying?
i pay
Rankbot is gay
Please tell me this is not pedo game
i assume there's free currency but you have to grind out an ungodly amount of time to get it?
dailies give 10 each , katheryne gives 20 + welkin 90
ah so they changed how things work? noice, i remember when people dropped like 200-500$ on this game and still didn't get the character they wanted
There's a pity system
its
physically impossible to drop 200-500
and not get hte character you want
you are 100% guaranteed at like 180$
180 bucks 

dropping big bucks on pedo game
LMAO FR
ok , i can get venti
i have 17 days of welkin and comms + chasm to explore
not wasting my money on kids 
what money 
People shit talking to make themselves feel better about their own miserable existence
What else is new
tbf, genshin is a shit game overall with a terrible monetization system similar to halo charging 10$ for the color blue
It's a gacha game, you know what you're getting into if you play it or you find out the hard way
better combat, better gameplay
i just saved 200$ by not switching to genshin
lol
.gif genshin pull @barren dagger
very close minded thinking
Different query path probably because mfs hardly label gifs properly in the link
no rewards tho
@teal temple where are you in ER atm? have you found ||haligtree||yet?
or if lemur/frost/krypt are around, can I steal any of you for 2 mins š
i'm pretty sure i've found it, is it the snowy area?
i've gotten to the point where i'm storming the castle for the other half of the medal
ah no that's after that, though I can help you with the castle in a few mins if you need
@wind axle desperate times calls for desperate measures š
||https://i.imgur.com/vcA5kFS.jpeg||
yea i'm on the boss rn, after that though i'll be at the other snowy area
š
Would you like help with said boss?
boss room or outside, what's easier
I'm outside the boss room rn in atlus tunnel
atlus... tunnel... where tf is that
š there I see, well you can kill that boss then come to castle sol
P for password 
Your at church of the eclipse right?
oh da church! uno momento
Le epic, I died and had to use another summon thing
where are you 
Ahead
ehhh error coded out
Rip, lettuce try again
did you activate the lift when you were there?
No, I just went into the room
sadge oki
activate lift next time, it makes that run super easy
from the castle gate
error codes whyyyyy
this game hates me getting help
is fine, go to the main gate grace
OH I SAID THAT
activate lift next time, it makes that run super easy
activate lift next time, it makes that run super easy
activate lift next time, it makes that run super easy
Oh god oh fuk
Lmao, I'll just go active the lever then tp to the other site of grace
oki
A sec, I died
activate the lift
I saw that coming 
Sometimes we make mistakes
I DIDNT HAVE MY RECORDING ON NO

It just says it doesn't move
this game hates us
once you actviate it once, it should always work, that's what frost and I did
Sigh, I need more erdleaf
Gimme 2 minutes, I know a God tier farming spot
yiss'
Notice how he's shaking head "no" when he says it's a big deal. This means he doesn't think it's a big deal.
And I'm back in business
.gif @teal temple's dad
Imma restart my game/ internet
.gif AHHHHHHH
It might just simply be an oce to na moment 
Frost didn't disconnect this much tho
true
Alright if you DC again you might wanna restart your game
I saw you getting rekt
.gif askers
i couldn't roll or jump 
.gif me
I love that gid
This is painful for one boss fight lmao
The real fight was getting there
Dude wtf are my frames
Like I dipped into 10 fps during that blizzard attack
What boss u on
Castle dude who summons two knights to help
Aight, idk wtf is wrong with elden ring today
desperate times
If we can only fight the boss one in every 10 times, let's make the 1 the best 
Haha I tried but my frames killed me
oh no, we will kill this boss.

okay stats and gear fixed, rebooting game
infact I can believe it, cause my screen is stuck like this 
this probably has to do with the 45 colored rocks i put in the church room
shit tier game, can't even leave 100 colored rocks in the room without the game crashing
Alright this time no rocks, just boss death
Blocked
I think it's dead
@teal temple
you fell for my trap
I summoned a guy to help with that one dude near the tree and some wizard did that same strategy
now I gotta think about what build I want to try for NG3+ š¤
Lift time then assassins creed armor time
Or did I do it bc I love you enough to know what u wanted

i will tolerare norway but not sweden
š
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Goal in Elden ring tomorrow: bully margit and see how my bully strategy 2 for bloodhound goes
e
Best of luck to you

Tbf, I have a bit of experience with Margit, this'll be my fifth run fighting him
I only beat bloodhound again to get the fight as an example for Moon anyway
me after i consume 200 rockstars in the span of 0.5 nanoseconds before convulsing on the floor and dying from a sugar rush

rando not replying with the same pepe 300 times, impossible challenge
energy drink with 150 MG of caffeine in each one
I could do with that rn
they're very delicious, my favorite is fruit punch or the sugar free one's
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Obsessed



there is no other half, its hidden
I need my left ear audio
you will never see the left half
WHERE IS The other half 
hatred
LEMUR
NIER POD MOUNT REAL??
omg
LOOK
that's amazing
they took the pod from the raids and made it minion
i need it
timestamp where
im gonna fast track my ass to becoming a black mage then im gonna be epic
oh god not BLM

I hope you enjoy suffering
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relevant video
then do not play it :D
is that the pedo game
or another game idk
no its just the pedo race
the what game
genshin impact

no lol that's ffxiv
valid no spending big bucks on kids
Rank bot showing dark magician instead of black mage, classic

immense bank
mhm mhm
Knee slapper
im gonna go see the batman again today
surely wear your cosplay
I saw Dune 2021 version recently, but i feel like you almost need to read a preparatory book or something to understand much of the dialogue.
āThe worm of inshalla has summoned the kebab priestsā like what
i was considering it
amazing when team leader gives me a time limit for something, knowing it's not possible
La cringe
Honestly coulda just spammed adula's moonblade
Oh wait imagine no int LOL LOSER
I have 99 int right now 
I live here in off topic now
Yes
Welcome to offotipic
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Stop calling people stupid, stupid 
You are right stupid, I should never call anyone stupid, you stupid
What country is this Bulgaria š§š¬
Gets me every time
Black Mesa
Pat called that italy flag on day 1
He do be right though
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okay one more run from church
