#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

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cold nebula
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Hi guys

vital roost
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so it's supposed to be a speedrun type of deal

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and you have to destroy 3 time crystals

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in order to unlock the teleporter

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once you kill the teleporter boss you instantly teleport to the next area

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and you kill crystals then the boss again

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and it ends right there

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so it's only two arenas

wind axle
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oh so its just two levels gotcha

vital roost
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and every chest/shop/everything is the exact same everytime you run

wind axle
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theres no time limit right its just a speedrun contest?

vital roost
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yeah no time limit

wind axle
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are there any rewards for high placements or is it ego: the gamemode

vital roost
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it's just supposed to be as fast as you can go

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the reward is inflated ego and a pat on the back yeah

wind axle
vital roost
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although

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there is a challenge for mercenary to do a prismatic challenge without falling below 100% health

hushed flicker
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watching good runs is sick

wind axle
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what do you get from it

vital roost
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some ability

hushed flicker
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cabbage does a guide for that almost every day 🙏

wind axle
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ic

hushed flicker
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they are cracked

wind axle
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well i dont play merc so i dont care GuraChad

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merc is lame GuraChad

vital roost
hushed flicker
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a friend of mine is a merc main

vital roost
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i've barely played mercenary

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i got that challenge done and haven't touched him since

wind axle
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huntress/bandit mains rise up GuraChad

hushed flicker
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FeelsNegativeMan you dont wanna know who my main is then

wind axle
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is it loader

hushed flicker
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nah

wind axle
hushed flicker
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commando 😬

wind axle
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is artificer good btw i kinda wanna try her out

vital roost
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artificer is slowly becoming my fav

hushed flicker
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she is pretty nice

wind axle
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i dont know what items to build her with though

vital roost
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her primary ignites enemies

wind axle
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do crits matter on her or like

hushed flicker
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new items benefit her, that fire thingy

vital roost
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so if you get ignition tanks

cold nebula
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aha

wind axle
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oh my god

vital roost
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sex.

wind axle
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you just spam ignition tanks for unlimited sex

vital roost
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also one of her other abilities is literally a flamethrower

hushed flicker
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ignition tanks and crowbars for maximum sex

wind axle
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jesus

vital roost
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although i don't use the flamethrower

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because the alternate ability is just better

wind axle
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yeah im definitely gonna try her out

hushed flicker
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flamethrower the 0.1s ability because I always sprint

vital roost
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it allows you to launch into the air really high

wind axle
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ah yes the ac-130 enabler

vital roost
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which is good for her because w/o it you're fucked when it comes to movement

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because she's super slow horizontally

hushed flicker
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I have yet to unlock all the abilities on her, only got the spear

vital roost
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i like the nano bomb better

sharp vale
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Ashy ashy ashy

wind axle
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whats her shift ability

void slate
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Are you with team zombies or team vampires?

hushed flicker
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yea bomb is fun

wind axle
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zombie vampires

vital roost
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i'm actually playing her rn LULW

wind axle
sharp vale
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Ashy ashy

vital roost
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that ice wall is insane too btw

hushed flicker
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CHRIST fuel cell preon

wind axle
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i would do another run but its midnight and im hungy and sleepy

vital roost
void slate
wind axle
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singapore

vital roost
sharp vale
hushed flicker
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I tried to get to new boss recently but died in void fields FeelsChubbyMan

vital roost
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eh i barely remember my days felixcool

wind axle
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i still havent killed new boss i really gotta go do that

vital roost
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all blur together

wind axle
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i always forgor then go kill mithrix on accident

sharp vale
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Smh ashy

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Ashy let's be besties

vital roost
wind axle
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is voidling way easier than mithrix or way harder

vital roost
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way harder

hushed flicker
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I had a final round in void fields where they get a legendary item

wind axle
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i thought you could just go void field then go straight there

hushed flicker
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they got the drone legendary, I lasted 3 seconds FeelsNegativeMan

vital roost
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ah so

wind axle
vital roost
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you can kill mithrix, and then go back to the teleporter

sharp vale
vital roost
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the one you originally came from

hushed flicker
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enemies have a legendary equipped for last round and you get a guaranteed legendary yea

sharp vale
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Alright guys gotta drive

vital roost
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and there will be a frog that you can pet

wind axle
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bye yeetim dont die

vital roost
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if you pet him 10 times he spawns a portal straight to that boss

hushed flicker
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dont have coins for froggo

wind axle
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10 in a single run?

vital roost
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costs 10 lunar coins yeah

wind axle
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oh wow that seems incredibly expensive

vital roost
hushed flicker
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all this RoR2 talk now I wanna play angery

wind axle
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wait does killing mithrix give you 10 coins or is it winning

vital roost
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winning

wind axle
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okay wait so does petting the frog bring you to fields or straight to boss area

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or the area before boss area

vital roost
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straight to boss

wind axle
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immediate fight?

vital roost
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you'll be in his arena, if you walk close enough it starts automatically

wind axle
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ic

hushed flicker
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what char should I play THONK

wind axle
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in which way is it harder btw

vital roost
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if you don't have good movement you're fucked

wind axle
hushed flicker
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huntress based

vital roost
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he shoots missiles that have really good tracking

wind axle
hushed flicker
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gotta unlock some bandit stuff tho so I'll try him

vital roost
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huntress actually kinda decently hard on him because he's so high up it's hard to consistently get hits on him

wind axle
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how many phases does he have cause if he only has a few i could probably just oneshot his phases

vital roost
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3

wind axle
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oh yeah i forgot hes pretty huge

hushed flicker
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time to do real gaming, eclipse 1

wind axle
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whats eclipse

hushed flicker
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monsoon without artifact and bonus harder modifiers

vital roost
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modifiers basically

hushed flicker
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all the way to 8

wind axle
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is it a mod or is it built in and only unlocked after monsoon

hushed flicker
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you can play it in MP too now which is sick

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its next to simulacrum and trials

wind axle
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oh

vital roost
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built in yeah

hushed flicker
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I have 0 unlocks for bandit, any of them important?

vital roost
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the melee one is pretty nice to swap out

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other than that, no

wind axle
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Bandit seems best without any unlocks except for the melee

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Swapping out his ult kinda cringe cause the ult carries hard

red cloak
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perhaps

wind axle
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Also his alternate primary is hot trash

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Shotgun superior

vital roost
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agreed

hushed flicker
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cant find any chests, only one void thingy 💀

void slate
hushed flicker
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any% death speedrun

void slate
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Ashyoo speedrun when 😳

hushed flicker
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I swear I am too stupid to play anything other than commando

vital roost
hushed flicker
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I got one too (its my first item and does nothing)

amber tusk
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Told some furry to kill himself and got my Twitter suspended, wtf?

vital roost
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maybe don't be a horrible person AG_Shrug

amber tusk
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Freedom of speech?

vital roost
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freedom of speech does not mean you are free of consequences

sharp vale
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I am back

cold nebula
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Risk of rain

cold nebula
sharp vale
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Drivers today are surprisingly really good today

cold nebula
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I was not able to drive

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I nearly died last night

signal iris
cold nebula
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Spring Storm is approaching

sharp vale
signal iris
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pass

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hard pass

sharp vale
cold nebula
# signal iris

Don't worry, I am in the same situation except not even as a joke

sharp vale
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L bozos can't get bitches

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I get all the ||pollen in my eyes my eyes are itchy af||

cold nebula
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I can't get anything, I cant even breath at night lately

exotic leaf
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L bozo

void slate
hazy nebulaBOT
twin skiff
cold nebula
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.Gif Moon

hazy nebulaBOT
signal seal
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why aren't people using gifs normally

signal seal
twin skiff
# signal seal that is not even remotely how that works

Actually it is. He can say whatever he likes, but just as the dude before said, be prepared for whatever the consequences. Freedom of speech isn't say whatever sounds good to most and doesn't offend anybody, or it's not exactly free

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What he said was dumb, so he got whacked as most who choose to be dumb would.

vital roost
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well not exactly, twitter is well within their rights to take down whatever they want on their page because it's their page

signal seal
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he wasn't arrested

cold nebula
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I remember my comment on FB taken down for saying that you should not put your fingers in the electricity grid

cold nebula
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They take anything that can suggest self harm very, very seriously

signal seal
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they actually have bots that auto flag that stuff

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no one is click-banning you it's automated 100%

twin skiff
cold nebula
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I believe that there is actually a very stupid bot programmed to detect keywords and suspend you without understanding context

long tundra
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Youre all basically right, but also, the 1st ammendment only prevents the government from restricting someone's speech, it's not even relevant to this at all

signal seal
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it's not just keywords, it's pictures as well

cold nebula
signal seal
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in firearms groups, if you post a picture of a gun with a price tag listed in the PICTURE you can get the whole group flagged and suspended

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since firearm trading/sales is banned on FB now

twin skiff
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but if it has no p[rice tag all good?

signal seal
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yes of course it's fine

twin skiff
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what's wrong with posting a pic of a gun with it's price tag still on?

signal seal
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it's to prevent selling/buying on the platform and done by a bot

twin skiff
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Lol what

hidden pine
twin skiff
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that hurts my head, can just easily type it after separately, or just post the price in something else

cold nebula
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Strange, my AK picture still stays unharmed

signal seal
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no if you post a price in a post you'll still get the group flagged

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it's very sensitive

signal seal
amber tusk
twin skiff
signal seal
twin skiff
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people just get so bored with their lives and make issues out of the most mundane things

twin skiff
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maybe focus on yourself and people aroudn you then attacking everything you see online because you have nothing else better to do.

signal seal
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Say you're from Northern Florida without saying it

cold nebula
amber tusk
signal seal
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mostly competitive shooting

amber tusk
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Criticize a typo

cold nebula
sharp stratus
signal seal
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being polite has replaced... some very unpleasant behavior

cold nebula
sharp stratus
signal seal
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we're moving towards laissez faire

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but we're not there yet

cold nebula
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And my theory is more about what was acceptable and what not and how this repeats today @signal seal

signal seal
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just wait for the south to secede and let them

sharp stratus
signal seal
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@cold nebula there's been nudity in movies since the 50's

cold nebula
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And it is very basic observation. Take for example Conservatism in the 50 ties to late 80ies; a chick with sexy short dress, breasts and everything nudity was considered taboo. "Oh no female being naked"

signal seal
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we're still censoring nudity on shows like Hannibal on ART and then showing graphic violence uncensored

cold nebula
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Now we have the same, but on the other side "Oh no, this female character in video game is too naked, they are sexualizing her"

exotic leaf
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oh man i set up my second monitor just in time for this PopcornPepe

signal seal
cold nebula
sharp stratus
cold nebula
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Also not, not always. That's like me feeling dmeaning for a superhero having big muscles and abs

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And yes, of course most of the time those thing are ridiculously hyperbolized, but in the end of the day it is just a game

exotic leaf
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kinda weird to be cool with one but not the other

signal seal
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i think that kind of thing only comes up on irrelevant twitter feeds and news blogs

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and isn't really on topic with what i'm trying to express

exotic leaf
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yes alot of the people who are chronically online make up a bunch of random bullshit most of the time

cold nebula
signal seal
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god my neck hurts i slept on it so wrong or something

cold nebula
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Also don't get me wrong, I am not some horny guy who wil complain about how a game series changed

signal seal
cold nebula
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I am just making observation, honestly I would prefer more realism

sharp stratus
exotic leaf
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highly recommend getting one of those neck pillows with the small bump and the large bump

signal seal
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a good pillow is so hard to find

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and needs a good pillowcase to compliment it

exotic leaf
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i go for either feather ones or memory foam, but i also get the king size pillows

cold nebula
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What is funny about Elden Ring that even if I made super beatiful character no one would know it under all the armor

signal seal
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anyway the alt right guy left

cold nebula
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Ofc he did

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He landed in the totally wrong chat

void slate
exotic leaf
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ofc

cold nebula
hushed flicker
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died on mithrix stage FeelsNegativeMan what almost no healing in a 45min run does to you

cold nebula
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Also let's don't assume he is alt right, kind of make us look like them

cold nebula
exotic leaf
void slate
void slate
exotic leaf
exotic leaf
void slate
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I LOVE PILLOWS

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.gif pillow murder

hazy nebulaBOT
exotic leaf
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off to do school work goodbye off topic elden ring chat OH_peepoBye

cold nebula
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goodbye

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I am off to get something to eat as it seems

void slate
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@exotic leaf what about the sims chat 🤬

exotic leaf
exotic leaf
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okay just lemme know

void slate
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I have to say that using cold stone cubes for chilling drinks gives them an interesting rock aftertaste

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rocks taste bitter

exotic leaf
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they taste delicious

void slate
exotic leaf
wind axle
void slate
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What do you think of Polish street design

wind axle
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Pole

bitter heath
exotic leaf
hard spindle
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.swol

hazy nebulaBOT
hard spindle
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LMAO GET SHIT ON TORO

sullen plaza
royal horizon
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😩

hard spindle
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.gamermoment

hazy nebulaBOT
sullen plaza
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who are theese ppl

void slate
exotic leaf
void slate
hazy nebulaBOT
exotic leaf
sharp vale
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Y'all getting griddy??

void slate
hazy nebulaBOT
sharp vale
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.gif griddy

hazy nebulaBOT
void slate
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.gif poland

hazy nebulaBOT
sharp vale
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Polish power

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Any car can do that with the right gears

void slate
sharp vale
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Okay

void slate
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well actually I don't have the picture I will need to fetch it

void slate
sharp vale
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Fiat 🤮

void slate
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the floor had rusted over and was fixed several times

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Wish we had the 5 door version 😳

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.gif fiat uno

hazy nebulaBOT
void slate
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no that's fiat 126p

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bad bot 😡

exotic leaf
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so cute

barren dagger
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.gif bad car

hazy nebulaBOT
barren dagger
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interesting

sharp vale
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crown Victorias are great cars

barren dagger
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lowkey bringing back memories from playing black ops 2 on the 360 monkaSpeed

exotic leaf
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lmao every cod montage back in the day had skrillex i swear

barren dagger
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all I can think of is the quickscope montages and shit

short idol
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or no hat

barren dagger
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what hats do you have

exotic leaf
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mw2 nostalgia OH_peepoTeddy_Sad_Cry

short idol
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one moment

barren dagger
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nothing beating this 🥺

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ice cream man

short idol
barren dagger
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is that the hat you have or cap

short idol
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that is a hat

barren dagger
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dont wear that

short idol
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🙄

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you are bad at this

exotic leaf
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depends on your outfit

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what colors are you wearing

barren dagger
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i just wear whatever I find in my wardrobe so i prob dont have the best opinion fashion wise

short idol
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black shorts

barren dagger
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wait, density merch where?

exotic leaf
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i would either change your shorts to like a white/khaki color or just go no hat

short idol
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that is incredibly accurate

exotic leaf
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or maybe if you had a black hat that would also work

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or if you had black shoes and black shorts maybe the white hat and white shirt would balance out

short idol
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i almost bought this but i have dark brown hair

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so the light color looks much better

exotic leaf
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i wouldve bought that one too i like the mint color

short idol
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i dont think it would look good though cause of the dark hair and black

exotic leaf
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i dont agree i have black/really dark brown hair and i like how my black carhart beanie looks :)

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just a preference

void slate
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Do you think Rosa and Becca make a good couple in the Sims 4 and should Zeinab stay with them after they marry? @exotic leaf

exotic leaf
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would zeinab be alone if they moved out ?

void slate
exotic leaf
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i think i would have them all stick together that way theres a lower chance of their social moodlet going down

void slate
exotic leaf
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sometimes when i have an odd man out i either make them do all the mundane tasks around the house or slowly kill them in a 4 x 4 box

void slate
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excuse me xd

exotic leaf
grand tinsel
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someone made a web game of slapping chris rock, just thought id let it be known Kapp

void slate
grand tinsel
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43km/h

void slate
grand tinsel
void slate
exotic leaf
mighty surge
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Now I know you are all just turning your DPI up

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Cringe!

grand tinsel
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my dpi has been the same

exotic leaf
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i dont even know what that is

short idol
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where has the elden ring chat gone

sharp sage
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@trail citrus you better have an armadillo in ark

trail citrus
restive prawn
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could anyone please remind me how to change username in this server?

restive prawn
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thanks, my global bungie name has changed though. I don't suppose this server updates to reflect that?

void slate
hazy nebulaBOT
void slate
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I"m ready 4 stream @exotic leaf

trail citrus
exotic leaf
void slate
restive prawn
exotic leaf
void slate
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~I love how I can just call a stray cat on the phone to hang out at my place

exotic leaf
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maybe build up the friendship with them enough to see if theres an option to move in? idk i dont have pets dlc

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^ google confirms this is what you need to do, once you become friends there will be an option

void slate
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Hello stray cat this is me calling would you visit me at my home thanks

exotic leaf
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i wish i had sims 2 ):

void slate
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Caption this

exotic leaf
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identity crisis

void slate
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~how do you like my karaoke renovation

exotic leaf
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i like the colors :)

void slate
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óh no the drink was poisoned now the robot is sick

lapis linden
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.swol

hazy nebulaBOT
thick orbit
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Slept for 15 hours

void slate
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~U der @exotic leaf

exotic leaf
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i’m at the bank i’m almost@home

void slate
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~Rosa married Becca @exotic leaf

untold wasp
exotic leaf
void slate
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Becca cheated on Rosa with Gerard on the day they married lol

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Do you have any comments @desert pilot

desert pilot
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i do not condone this behavior and i hope becca gets hit by a train

signal iris
exotic leaf
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PETER STOPPED SAD

paper haven
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Gnanggnganganga

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Stupid idiot cat

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Jusst eat the borg

exotic leaf
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he was eating borgy ):<

void slate
exotic leaf
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understandable

sharp vale
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🍔

void slate
hazy nebulaBOT
hardy mesa
void slate
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What animal is this

harsh quartz
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Looks like the ass of an animal.

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In fact, the ass of a deer.

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That they put teeth on just under the tail of it.

hardy mesa
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why?

sharp vale
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Why not

harsh quartz
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Why not Why aren't you doing this also.

unkempt plinth
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in off topic? bold move

exotic leaf
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yuck

hazy nebulaBOT
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@fickle sentinel has been muted.

exotic leaf
unkempt plinth
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good bot

sacred oasis
ionic arrow
exotic leaf
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he posted density stuff in here

ionic arrow
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???

unkempt plinth
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man came in with the wrong drip in the wrong neighbourhood

ionic arrow
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Is it… nsfw?

rough trail
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no it was literally just a density screenshot

unkempt plinth
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it wasn’t off topic

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the server’s hand of choice is banned here and you will be muted if you speak of it

ionic arrow
rough trail
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a mass divided by volume screenshot

mild crystal
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i could be a korn concert rn front row but i wouldnt get there in time flying across the country- my friend didnt notify me fast enough that she couldnt go anymore 😭

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she was giving away the tickets for FRONT ROW, GA PIT😭😭😭

cold nebula
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I upgraded some stuff, but I am still unable to find a better waepon in Elden Ring

unkempt plinth
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what weapon do you have now?

cold nebula
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Greatsword+3

hollow marten
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Sheesh

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What level?

signal iris
cold nebula
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56

hollow marten
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Yeah bro

unkempt plinth
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go get bloodhound greatsword

hollow marten
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Get that to at least +10

unkempt plinth
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immediately superior

hollow marten
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Snore

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Bleed build on top

cold nebula
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I can't up it more than 3

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I have no clue where higher stones are

unkempt plinth
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and a really good weapon art

cold nebula
unkempt plinth
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ride south, it's the evergoal gate to the south

cold nebula
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I will google it

unkempt plinth
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it's visible on the map if you have it

cold nebula
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I went there just

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Why every boss is almost impossible to beat, what the hell I am doing wrong, I cannot dodge an attack to save my life

unkempt plinth
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they're really easy to dodge

signal iris
unkempt plinth
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I almost beat them as a level 4 wretch solo with just two handing the gatefront greatsword and determination (the ash of war)

signal iris
unkempt plinth
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you can also spirit summon + get blaidd to help

turbid crescent
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is warframe still worth to play now? I never played before

cold nebula
unkempt plinth
signal iris
unkempt plinth
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but you don't need to really if you can dodge, especially at your level

cold nebula
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Does not allow me

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Maybe when the boss spawns

signal iris
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no moon

unkempt plinth
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all I know is I didn't have them when I beat it NM_peepoShrugSmile

signal iris
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you can summon before boss spawns

random yoke
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anyone want a gamepass ultimate 2 month code? dont think its been used (cant be used if you have had gamepass before)

signal iris
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but i thought you couldn't summon players in a gaol

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if you have any ashes, summon one of them

unkempt plinth
signal iris
unkempt plinth
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technically... He's under the same system

signal iris
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i didn't need his help to do it lmao, but i summoned him bc i never did his quest

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i always felt npc summons were different than player summons

random yoke
unkempt plinth
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I summoned him because I was low level, if I threw myself at the boss enough times I could've probably beat him

signal iris
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for example, you can interact with an npc's sign and enter their world/invade another's world

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only times you could do that with players is w specific dark souls covenants

unkempt plinth
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how else would they implement that?

cold nebula
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So damn close

unkempt plinth
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rip

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I used the same sword and almost beat him with no armour-

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his attacks are pretty easy to dodge

sharp vale
unkempt plinth
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you can get in a heavy attack after his dashes

cold nebula
signal iris
unkempt plinth
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just get good

cold nebula
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The hell he leaves me absolute nos chice

unkempt plinth
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idk how you're struggling, his attacks are very predictable

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he has a long wind up and cooldown

cold nebula
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does not feel like having cooldown

unkempt plinth
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it's enough to get a heavy attack in

cold nebula
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I cant

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He hits me 3 times until my guy swing

unkempt plinth
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how? It's literally how I got him that low as a wretch

cold nebula
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I cant hit my, I swing and he hit me 3 times until my attack evne lands

unkempt plinth
#

you seem to have a lot more struggles than 99% of the playerbase

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since that boss is considered one of the easiest bosses in the game

cold nebula
#

I don't know

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I can't even land even one attack

quaint orchid
#

Just a question

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Do you know how the dodge system works?

unkempt plinth
unkempt plinth
quaint orchid
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Because you get i-framss when you dodge

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But in most games you dodge out of the way

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In elden ring you dodge on the hit

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Otherwise they just track you

cold nebula
quaint orchid
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No dodges?

cold nebula
#

every time the boss weapons finds me regardless where I dodge

quaint orchid
#

Thats the idea..

unkempt plinth
quaint orchid
#

I know my friends play it

cold nebula
#

Then again i am on MKB

unkempt plinth
#

the bosses are hard and have good ai

quaint orchid
#

They track

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So you dodge, on hit

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You become invulnerable for a few frames during dodges

unkempt plinth
#

yes, that's how it's been all darksouls

quaint orchid
#

Older series upto and including 3 allow you to just roll beforehand

unkempt plinth
#

the game's extremely punishing

quaint orchid
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Thats all it is

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The souls games arent hard due to mechanics, they just tell you you boned up

cold nebula
#

Well, depends, my friend is a mage and he just shreds trough everything with spells outside any engagement range of the boss

quaint orchid
#

Thats because mages have always been cheese lmao

sick wyvern
#

Speaking of souls games, anyone play Nioh? Specifically Nioh2?

quaint orchid
#

Starting pyromancer in dark souls was one of the cheesiest things to do

unkempt plinth
golden mica
cold nebula
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I guess I just suck, maye I cant hit the boss due to low FPS

golden mica
unkempt plinth
#

how do you guys struggle so much with that boss?

cold nebula
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When I dont die he dodges every singe attack

unkempt plinth
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then swing after you dodge his swing

cold nebula
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I have no clue how other players play

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When I dodge I do nothing cause enemies have like

unkempt plinth
#

dodge just before hit, punish

golden mica
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he a speedy boi, having no souls experience, I was not prepared to have to think that quickly

cold nebula
#

5 meter range of weapons

unkempt plinth
#

Margit fucks me up because his attack timings aren't consistent, he has a really slow and very fast version of the same attack, this boss is consistent as far as I can tell

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also he never attacks behind him

cold nebula
#

I guess I am done foe the night

unkempt plinth
#

two hand that sword and don't block any hits

cold nebula
#

And If I dont use shield it is even worse

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It is even worse when I two hand it

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I die in 30 seconds

unkempt plinth
#

blocking the hits will still build up bleed, it's very dangerous to bleed or get stance broken at all in this game

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if you have a heavy roll, unequip the shield until you can wear it with a medium roll and put determination on the sword, that's what I used

cold nebula
#

I have no clue what is going on

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I cant even hit him

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Every time I dodge he just locks on me

unkempt plinth
#

I'll start a new character and beat him tonight

cold nebula
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No opening exists where I can punish him wtf

unkempt plinth
#

there's several

cold nebula
#

Evenw ith greatsword I dont have the range to reach him

unkempt plinth
#

roll into him to his side instead of out then

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the large up slash is easy to dodge and a free punish

cold nebula
#

Seriously I haven o clue how you play this game

unkempt plinth
#

send a vid of you dodging

cold nebula
#

I guess I have learning disability or something

elfin ivy
#

anyone have a good suggestion for in ear earbuds?

unkempt plinth
signal seal
cold nebula
unkempt plinth
#

I use outplayed to record everything but Nividia has an inbuilt record and so does xbox game companion

exotic leaf
unkempt plinth
#

basically any software that records your screen works, OBS, Nividia, xbox, outplayed, whatever

cold nebula
#

I can't even perform my ashes of war

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and thats the easiest boss

unkempt plinth
#

what line of code did you delete in the game files?

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you supposedly have a completely perfect ai with no openings on any boss

cold nebula
#

Too bad I cannot refund that late into the game

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It is obvious I wont get any better

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So no point keep struggling

unkempt plinth
#

if you want help with this boss, go down to the forest and go to the ruins to start blaidd's quest

cold nebula
#

Is the boss repeatable?

unkempt plinth
#

you will get blaidd to summon

cold nebula
#

I dont know how to dodge enemies in this game and wait for oppenings

unkempt plinth
#

he'll take argo and stagger

cold nebula
#

They always 3 shot me

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And I can barely land an attack on them

unkempt plinth
#

blaidd should do most of the work

unkempt plinth
#

you won't get them first try and you can't tank them

cold nebula
#

I think I am done, I am utter trash

unkempt plinth
#

the trick with most of the bosses is don't panic roll, wait until they start the attack then dodge

cold nebula
#

They never stop to attack

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And when they do stop I have ot run towards them to do anything and yes

unkempt plinth
#

they do, I can tell you they do

cold nebula
#

they stomp me

hollow marten
#

If you can learn timings then just become a parry god

unkempt plinth
#

every boss has a start up animation for every attack

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some of them are just very quick

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like bloodhound, him crouching and dashing indicates he's usually going to attack

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when he dashes to you dodge into his body, you'll get the timing eventually and then you can hit him immediately then dodge out

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he can also do a drag attack, run towards him and dodge as soon as you get close, he'll attack very quickly and either has a landing cooldown or another attack you can react to

cold nebula
unkempt plinth
#

you dodge in for the main attack and if you can get a hit in do it

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stay calm throughout the fight, stay close or wait until his attack is out and dodge

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if you can beat margit, you can beat bloodhound

hardy mesa
#

INTERNET HISTORIAN I NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER

#

please dont be april fools

mild crystal
#

elden ring ?

fickle sentinel
#

hello chatbox I have been released from my prison

harsh quartz
mild crystal
#

back to another prison

sacred oasis
#

Welcome back!

sharp vale
#

Y'all see 👀 the shoes 👟?

#

Y'all see 👀 the money 💰

sharp vale
#

@cold nebula at this point just stream the game, you'll get an audience that'll watch you just to see someone who's doing poorly actually play the game and enjoy it

glossy vault
mild crystal
#

can someone help me transfer items from one character to another in elden ring am on pc

glossy vault
#

i cant, or i would||.||

sharp vale
glossy vault
#

if you knew

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youd know

#

Only a few people know about my shoes

sharp vale
#

I do not know, no

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I was just referring the classic meme

sacred oasis
#

is it that you only wear converse

#

if so you are goated

mild crystal
#

can someone help me transfer items from one character to another in elden ring am on pc

sharp vale
#

Subuwu

exotic leaf
granite umbra
#

converse this converse that why dont u converse with some women

#

dont ban me

sharp stratus
granite umbra
#

i will preemptively negate a 'i converse with your mom' counter amongass

mild crystal
#

ok

signal seal
wind axle
#

Low level invader El cring

onyx schooner
#

I still need the other half of the medallion to go to halig, but reEeeee

signal seal
#

you know i've killed phantoms over level 300

#

it's like ROB / bleed twinblade/moonveil NG+ phantoms many many times

#

meta is prime cringe

wind axle
smoky matrix
gloomy zenith
#

ashnt

onyx schooner
signal seal
#

idc what level you are

onyx schooner
#

spam him with dead

hollow marten
#

Brub

signal seal
#

yes i have lots of dead for frost

golden mica
#

Any lunchers?

smoky matrix
onyx schooner
onyx schooner
wind axle
wind axle
signal seal
halcyon flame
#

@waxen glade You shitting in your dogs mouth?

vestal ember
#

also what are you drinking

signal seal
golden mica
#

Pork belly 😋

signal seal
#

all you do is hold them i'll deal with the save file stuff

granite umbra
#

fart 😋

barren dagger
wind axle
#

Google reviews are great

onyx schooner
#

you ever see the reviews with irrelevant pics and its like "how did you post a picture of your back instead of food"

golden mica
#

I can offer you an accord

thick orbit
#

according all my other offers thats the best

onyx schooner
# golden mica

can u offer me assistance on miquella, who has never known defeat (I am not at her yet)

golden mica
onyx schooner
golden mica
#

and NOPERS no elping until you try it a few times

onyx schooner
onyx schooner
thick orbit
#

Think I am gonna give my dog cramps

onyx schooner
#

what

thick orbit
#

I just haven't been in the right mood/feeling to go for walk for a month and we did a 2 hour walk

onyx schooner
#

ah

thick orbit
#

Like I couldn't walk for a month+ cause there was something wrong with my leg

#

but nothing bad happened to it today so I am all good

wind axle
#

Unironically Malenia fight kinda fun

#

The only bullshit part is the vampirism

golden mica
wind axle
#

No

golden mica
#

also you got rolled by NG+ malenia, how did I do her in like 6 attempts KEKW

sick wyvern
#

At this point we should have an elden ring chat room

granite umbra
#

there IS an elden ring chat room

wind axle
#

🗿

golden mica
#

frosty, any clue on what people use for high NG+ elden beast?

onyx schooner
#

HAMMY

sick wyvern
#

Anyone play Nioh2?

onyx schooner
#

N||i||o||h2||

void slate
#

Good morning

#

It's 5:31 am in Poland

thick orbit
#

well its 2pm for me

wind axle
#

Elden beast unironically easier than radagon

#

Only bullshit attack is the chaser star

signal seal
#

This is actually really good

void slate
thick orbit
void slate
#

Close enough 🧠

sick wyvern
#

It would be 11:30 am for China

#

For me at least

golden mica
sick wyvern
#

13 hour difference. Jet lag is a bitch

golden mica
sick wyvern
#

Takes a while for me to adjust. Though the 15 hour flight does kinda help.

wind axle
void slate
#

I've never had jet lag because I was bever on a plane.

lapis linden
#

time for

wind axle
#

.gif ok

hazy nebulaBOT
wind axle
#

Live Michael reaction

lapis linden
#

woah

thick orbit
#

My dog be making hrrrnnggg noises now

signal seal
#

give it scratches on the ear

void slate
#

Scratching ears is thick

mild crystal
#

can someone help me transfer items from one character to another in elden ring pc

exotic leaf
#

police have been driving up and down my street for the last hour

signal iris
exotic leaf
#

i’m just trying to enjoy the rain not their loud ass sirens lol. somebody is running from them on foot i guess

signal seal
#

Blind Melon - No Rain plays in the background

lament egret
#

its raining hard here

#

i love rain ! !!
and snow ! !

exotic leaf
#

me too it’s so relaxing :) i like this time of year

sacred oasis
#

rain is epic

signal seal
golden mica
#

WAIT THIS IS A THING?!?!

signal seal
golden mica
mild crystal
#

should i watch black clover

signal seal
#

you still just die

mild crystal
smoky matrix
lament egret
#

rember the ds2 pit in majula

mild crystal
#

i reset my brain to forget ds2 just so i didnt have to relive those garbage hitboxes

signal iris
mild crystal
#

ds2 is the only souls/souls-like game where it is literally better to just walk away from attacks than to dodge because there are so little i-frames

signal iris
onyx schooner
#

ds2 so nice :)

mild crystal
#

id personally rather grow a neckbeard and become a redditor than to live through that godawful snow dlc

signal iris
onyx schooner
#

:)

sharp vale
#

Hello 🅱️off topic

sharp vale
void slate
sharp vale
#

Idk

mild crystal
#

should i watch black clover, so far the first episodes are painfully boring and this brat is just crying, but idk if i should keep watching or quit

signal seal
#

watch a movie

lament egret
mild crystal
#

i just watched the new jackass

mild crystal
#

and bingewatched dunkey for a few hours

void slate
signal seal
exotic leaf
mild crystal
exotic leaf
mild crystal
#

same tbh, the hockey puck thing made me gag

signal seal
mild crystal
#

still a movie

signal seal
#

huge respect for Steve-O and his recovery tbh

signal seal
exotic leaf
#

i can’t believe steveo does the shit he does completely sober now

void slate
#

@koemi#5745

lament egret
#

real

signal seal
#

then seeing him all happy on "Hot Ones" he looks really good

void slate
#

Guys it's april fools and there has been no funny change to server pfp

wind axle
wind axle
signal seal
#

huh it's april fools

void slate
#

What is so great about Warframe?

wind axle
#

Power fantasy

#

It gets boring though

#

It's too unbalanced

#

Aoe is too OP and unfun

signal seal
#

also rivens are awful design

void slate
#

I hate the costume designs

signal seal
#

and there is literally no content

wind axle
#

Some are good

exotic leaf
#

jackass just isnt the same without Bam and CKY

wind axle
#

Gauss has some gaming skins

onyx schooner
#

gauss is best

void slate
#

@exotic leaf Do you play Warframe

onyx schooner
#

love that boy

signal seal
#

the fact that the best rivens are RMT'd for $100-$1000 says it all

wind axle
#

I wonder if I can find my gauss drip

exotic leaf
signal seal
#

CKY had that one really good song right?

void slate
signal seal
#

holy shit i gotta find that song

wind axle
void slate
#

.gif balloon inflation

hazy nebulaBOT
wind axle
#

My boy out here gaming hard

signal seal
#

What was that one CKY song called SOMEONE QUICK

onyx schooner
barren dagger
#

ill play warframe when cross save so never

signal seal
#

found it, 96 quite bitter beings

unkempt plinth
#

instead play Elden ring and be gamer

onyx schooner
#

i do infact play elden ring

exotic leaf
signal seal
exotic leaf
#

LMAO YUP

signal seal
#

DUH DUH DUH, mrr DUH DUH DUH

onyx schooner
unkempt plinth
wind axle
#

Only 72 pathetic

signal seal
#

and my childhood comes rushing back

onyx schooner
unkempt plinth
#

did you know that Malenia’s waterfowl can be dodged?

wind axle
#

Yes

#

We know

onyx schooner
#

apparently its the lunar new year 2022 special profile with retrowave planet profile background @exotic leaf

signal iris
signal seal
unkempt plinth
signal seal
#

no it's not, it's easy to dodge

sharp vale
#

Gotta record voice audio 🤢

signal seal
#

what gets me is her fucking kick

onyx schooner
exotic leaf
void slate
#

So what car did you get @sharp vale

signal seal
#

can bingus change his name pls

sharp vale
exotic leaf
sharp vale
#

Makes me cringe

void slate
#

Oh no

exotic leaf
#

rejected

#

you broke it

signal iris
signal seal
sharp vale
void slate
#

I guess we spammed to many gif commands

wind axle
#

WHO IS DOING THAT

exotic leaf
wind axle
#

WHO IS DOING THE FOOT LETTUCE COPYPASTA THROUGH THE BOT

unkempt plinth
void slate
sharp vale
#

LOL

void slate
#

.gif @sharp vale's car

hazy nebulaBOT
wind axle
#

.gif malenia

hazy nebulaBOT
sharp vale
#

White Lambo

exotic leaf
#

oh no

wind axle
#

That's not

signal seal
#

.gif bings car

hazy nebulaBOT
wind axle
#

Okay cool thank you rankbot

sharp vale
#

I love white

signal seal
#

bro that is not my car

wind axle
#

Fuck you

exotic leaf
wind axle
#

.gif malenia blade of miquella

hazy nebulaBOT
signal iris
#

which 2 play

exotic leaf
#

LMFAO

wind axle
#

155 SECOND COOLDOWN LMAO YEETIM WHAT

sharp vale
#

HAHA

unkempt plinth
#

rank bot knows nothing

wind axle
#

BING HOW

#

HOW DID YOU DO THAT I SAW YOU

sharp vale
#

Yesterday I stole Peter's cool down

wind axle
unkempt plinth
signal seal
sharp vale
#

.gif frost

hazy nebulaBOT
exotic leaf
#

Number 15

wind axle
#

H o w

sharp vale
#

L bozo

wind axle
#

.number15

smoky matrix
#

What is frost malding about

sharp vale
wind axle
signal iris
wind axle
exotic leaf
#

The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someone’s Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.

unkempt plinth
signal iris
#

The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someone’s Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.

sharp vale
#

Nobody tell him

exotic leaf
#

l The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someone’s Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.

wind axle
signal iris
void slate
#

.gif @exotic leaf's car

hazy nebulaBOT
sharp vale
#

LOL HE STILL DIDN'T SEE IT

exotic leaf
#

i am wheezing

wind axle
#

I looked away husk

unkempt plinth
sharp vale
#

LOL

smoky matrix
sharp vale
#

LMAOOO

wind axle
#

FUCK I MISSED IT AGAUN

#

FUCK I HATE THIS

sharp vale
#

HAHAH

exotic leaf
#

Number 15

wind axle
#

I hate it here

sharp vale
#

19 SECONDS

void slate
#

.gif @wind axle's car

hazy nebulaBOT
wind axle
#

.gif Kermit suicide

hazy nebulaBOT
unkempt plinth
#

kermit is on that sewer slide

void slate
#

He Kermitted Suicide

sharp vale
#

MISSED IT AGAIN L BOZO @wind axle

void slate
#

Number 9

exotic leaf
#

The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someone’s Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.

wind axle
#

Mobile gets rid of it too fast I can't read it husk

sharp vale
wind axle
#

I'm going to put my foot in your king

void slate
exotic leaf
#

no put your foot in the lettuce