💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[vital roost]

yeah

[sharp vale]

ASHYOO

[thick orbit]

Good morning chat

[vital roost]

hi

[cold nebula]

I found it

[wind axle]

good morning sleeping person

[vital roost]

@wind axle did you get funny survivor dlc then?

[wind axle]

i did

[vital roost]

if you’re using laser sights

[void slate]

@exotic leaf https://www.reddit.com/r/Sims4/comments/tr8b9c/just_got_the_cottage_living_expansion_and_my/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[wind axle]

honestly worth the money, these void perks are fucking nutty

[vital roost]

have you unlocked lean fiend yet

[wind axle]

not yet, i got close but i did a frot

[vital roost]

[wind axle]

it was on my first merc run cause i was trying him out

[void slate]

What does lean mean

[wind axle]

i got the leanling to like phase 2

[vital roost]

mercenary is good

[wind axle]

i dont like

[vital roost]

oh you can do it in the simulacrum

[wind axle]

simulawha

[vital roost]

get to wave 50 in the simulacrum

[wind axle]

how long

[sharp vale]

I LOVE ||ASHYOO|| LEAN

[vital roost]

hrnnghh a bit

[wind axle]

[vital roost]

u can access the simulacrum by hitting “alternate game modes”

in the main menu

[wind axle]

oh the wave mode

[vital roost]

yeah

[wind axle]

is it basically just void field x50

[vital roost]

kinda

[wind axle]

[vital roost]

instead of little void places you have to go to it’s one GIANT place you have to defend

[wind axle]

[vital roost]

and then after wave 5 the guy will make the field rlly small and move to another place

so you have to follow him

[wind axle]

would you carry me through leanacrum 😳 👉 👈

[vital roost]

and then after wave 10 he’ll make a portal and you teleport to another location

[vital roost]

sure

[sharp vale]

Ashy

[wind axle]

😳

[sharp vale]

Ashy

[vital roost]

hi yeet

[sharp vale]

Hi shawty 😘

[vital roost]

you should make the lobby frost, just in case there’s lag you won’t experience it

[wind axle]

yes milord

[vital roost]

give me a couple minutes tho

[wind axle]

no prob gamer i can wait

i wonder if i should use leantress or banlean

password is lean

[smoky matrix]

[wind axle]

femur

[vital roost]

@wind axle you might have to back out and get rid of the password lol

[void slate]

Emojis are thick

[wind axle]

oop

[vital roost]

nvm i found it

[void slate]

.gif femur

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bD23b.gif

[vital roost]

it makes it private automatically, no one will join dw

[wind axle]

o

[void slate]

Ashyoo €>

[wind axle]

cool skin

[void slate]

You have a cool 😎 skin @wind axle

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[void slate]

Shrimpleton

[smoky matrix]

here for your femur please do not resist

[void slate]

I dedicate this melody to Mayo https://www.megatrax.com/tracks?tracks=mx053-19

[mental oyster]

Ohh man the skywalker saga won’t have online co-op? There’s always a catch to great games.. online co-op would’ve been amazing for this game..

[sharp vale]

Hi lemu lemu

[void slate]

What good can there be about Sky🤢alker saga

[mental oyster]

Why would it not be good? The old Lego game was amazing. Have you seen how drastically better it looks and that the characters actually talk now lol

[runic helm]

Tbf the characters not talking is kind of a staple of lego games

[void slate]

Actually Lego characters started talking some time ago.

[runic helm]

Really?

Wild

[void slate]

Yes, they introduced it with Indiana Jones or something

[mental oyster]

Ahh Indian jones. Probably my favorite Lego game ever..

[void slate]

Or was it Legoman Batman

[mental oyster]

Lego Batman was also one of my favorites. Never played these newer Lego games. Don’t even know if they were good

[mental oyster]

Lego games were so fun

[runic helm]

I don't think it was the original indiana jones I played that one as a kid and there wasn't any talking from what I remember

[void slate]

I played original Star Wars series Lego game

[runic helm]

I think they had sequels tho so it could be those

[void slate]

It was very thick

[desert pilot]

they have mumble mode in the skywalker saga

[void slate]

Mumbling is the original state of Skywalker Saga

Isn't it ironic that all Star Wars trilogies can be called a Skywalker Saga

And the one that is called Skywalker saga features an impostor Skywalker woman

And the actual Skywalker is barely innit

[smoky matrix]

thas me

[desert pilot]

thas you

[smoky matrix]

omg that's so good

[lucid sigil]

lemu

[smoky matrix]

I have played a lot of lego games and speaking was cool for a little buttt I think I like the classic no talking more

[thick orbit]

Had a cup of water today

Most I had all week

[smoky matrix]

reverie

[sharp vale]

He lemu ily

[smoky matrix]

hydrate you goblin

[lucid sigil]

that's me

wow

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/goblin-green-monster-typing-working-computer-gif-21182775

[smoky matrix]

.gif ren is a goblin

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/ZApk.gif

[thick orbit]

I will buy myself a bigger bottle

[smoky matrix]

GOOD

:(

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/298930469255249921/958519052832231484/image0-156.gif

[thick orbit]

Oh at the job I worked I did drink like 3L

Cause I was out in the sun all day and was a 30c day

12 hours

[smoky matrix]

you better have been drinking smh

[thick orbit]

Yep but didn't drink till like an hour before finishing

[void slate]

@thick orbit Hello

[thick orbit]

@void slateayo

[void slate]

How are you this fine day @thick orbit

[thick orbit]

Alright i just woke up and its 1am, you?/

[exotic leaf]

this pains me

[thick orbit]

ikr

well after I had it I had some chips so now my mouth is back to being dry

[exotic leaf]

i have been debating buying this or eco living

[void slate]

Look at how the cow is milked

[wind axle]

Just like me fr

[brave grail]

@exotic leaf Hiiii bestie

[exotic leaf]

hiiiiiiii bestieeeeeee

[exotic leaf]

just like frost

[void slate]

Diarrhea 🤢

Would you like to see a picture of my cat? @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

YES

[exotic leaf]

disappointed

[gusty pivot]

Yall ever done /tableflip?

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[cold nebula]

Work Work

Work and Work......

[signal seal]

you like it 🙂

i know i'm replying to a comment that was made like 2 minutes after i went to bed

[exotic leaf]

work work work work work work

[cold nebula]

😢

[exotic leaf]

this girl in front of me has bad BO and it is hard to focus

[hushed hazel]

major L

[pallid pumice]

@lethal prairie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ovdm2yX4MA oooohhh sometimes

[lethal prairie]

I get a good felling

[pallid pumice]

[lethal prairie]

yea

[simple shuttle]

Avicii was ahead of his time

[high parrot]

This song is a banger

[void slate]

DROWNDROWNDROWN

[wind axle]

leanfiend

[lament egret]

frost

wheres the funny robot >: (

[wind axle]

imagine umg

[vital roost]

i'm surprised the lag wasn't bad

[wind axle]

which

[lament egret]

rex

[vital roost]

ngl i was expecting an inability to play

[wind axle]

the abyssal depths one?

i havent bothered doing him yet

[lament egret]

: (

[wind axle]

i mean

0 fps

[vital roost]

me getting rex

[wind axle]

[vital roost]

i mean connection lag

i wish i took a clip, i could feel it, but it wasn't bad

like i'd hit an enemy and only a second later it would connect

[wind axle]

didnt use arrow rain to break your fall L bozo

[wind axle]

oh

[vital roost]

but at the end my build was literally just run around and kill everything without even stopping to shoot

because i had n'khuana's opinion, rejuv rack, 9 weeping fungus

and 2 frost relics

[wind axle]

jesus

[vital roost]

and 11 gasoline and 5 ignition tanks

[wind axle]

mine was literally run around spam m1 cause i had like instant fire rate

[vital roost]

we do a lil arson

[wind axle]

and also auto aim + c dagger

power fantasy go hard

[vital roost]

real

[wind axle]

anyways

[vital roost]

nightnight frost

[wind axle]

[void slate]

you can't say arson without son

[vital roost]

i wish i had someone to call me son

[void slate]

Son

[vital roost]

[void slate]

@fringe umbra

[fringe umbra]

PHROG

[red cloak]

🤨

[void slate]

Should I get Amazon Prime @vital roost

in Poland it's 12 dollars a year

[exotic leaf]

i own a blue version of the one in the middle

[void slate]

What do you think of these shoes

[vital roost]

if you use amazon a lot it's pretty nice

[void slate]

I only used it for ebooks so far

[vital roost]

fair enough

[vital roost]

[red cloak]

[exotic leaf]

dad shoes

[exotic leaf]

you would get alot of your nasa orders quicker

[void slate]

😡 🤬 😡

[exotic leaf]

[onyx schooner]

elmer of the briar kinda sucks tho

dont like em

[exotic leaf]

show me the good servers nene

[onyx schooner]

anywhere but where people are annoying

[exotic leaf]

but thats impossible

[void slate]

not this one

[lament egret]

[exotic leaf]

[onyx schooner]

is there even more than just the one boss in the shaded castle

[warped aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/769488299374542868/958690515992342548/video0_14-2.mp4

[void slate]

Have you ever been to New York

[lament egret]

no way im from there ! !

[exotic leaf]

Yes a long time ago

[glossy vault]

Someone needs to get MrBeast to play Destiny 2

[shrewd vigil]

“gifting ALL of pc lfg WARMIND SUPPORTER!”

[desert pilot]

mr beast should play that game with me and give me all of his money

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bhOl9.gif

[signal seal]

"don't worry I will kill this invader np..." moments later

[rough trail]

not leveling vigor at all moments yeah

[signal seal]

it's RL30

but yeah the perfume has A dex scaling and i'm overflowing their health bars anyway

[rough trail]

should be using radagon’s seal anyways

[signal seal]

no already using fire scorpion talisman

[rough trail]

nah I’m saying they should be

[signal seal]

also who tf thought string should have a 3% drop rate, i was using roped bombs but godamn

i need someone to help me dupe crafting materials

[rough trail]

I always use radagon’s early game because it’s basically just an effective hp regardless

[signal seal]

erdtree talisman +1 was giving me like 13 health

[rough trail]

radagon’s gives you 5 points of vigor so it’s a flat like 160 hp

[signal seal]

but 15% increased damage taken

[rough trail]

but it cancels out very early game when you only have like 480hp

[signal iris]

@signal seal

[signal seal]

swordmaster 😄

how are you liking convergence Claire

[signal iris]

i uninstalled it for now, gonna play through normally for the achievements first

[signal seal]

😛

oook

[onyx schooner]

auriza hero grave time

... it just has a sword?

oh i didnt look to the right, L

[void slate]

I love bing

[onyx schooner]

but why

[signal iris]

because yes

[void slate]

Does this man enjoy his drink?

[signal iris]

no

[void slate]

🥛 😬

[onyx schooner]

bro i hate the chariots

[rough trail]

auriza hero grave is the worst dungeon in the game with the worst duo boss in the game

[onyx schooner]

... dont tell me its the godskin duo meme ive seen

[rough trail]

nah it’s not those guys

although granted I’ve only gone through auriza at sl50

[onyx schooner]

the chariots are just cancer

OK SO THERES JUST A PART WITH 3 AND NO SPOT TO HIDE, GET LUCKY WITH YOUR JUMP

Fuck this dungeon.

[signal seal]

Nice try credit for trying 😄

[hidden pine]

dark souls remastered gamers?

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IRLrs/ff7c82084e.jpg there is only rage

[void slate]

Someone was horsing around

[onyx schooner]

robot to robot, you need to shut up

[void slate]

no u

[onyx schooner]

[exotic leaf]

im going to beat you up

[onyx schooner]

With What Army?

[exotic leaf]

Bingus army

[desert pilot]

im the army

well i will be soon enough

[void slate]

Who knows maybe you'll serve under the unified EU army by then (it's not gunna happen)

[desert pilot]

even if that happens i dont think there would be conscription any more

[signal seal]

pretty sure Ukraine has been using conscription on men 18-60 since this started

going home to home and forcing men into it

[void slate]

yeah but it's not part of eu to be a part of unified eu army

[desert pilot]

we've had conscription since 1951 i think

[signal seal]

forcing people to kill 😄 what a life

[void slate]

it's not murder if you're in a war

[signal seal]

yes it is

[desert pilot]

wait no 1951 was when people in åland were forced to serve in the coast guard

guess we've had conscription since we got independent

i've been diagnosed with "mild depression" and so was my friend who just got out of service

he only served 6 months because of it

and hes not allowed to have a gun :D

[signal seal]

everyone has mild depression

if you don't then wtf are you on

[desert pilot]

🤷‍♂️

[desert pilot]

yeah

[signal seal]

sako made the best mosin nagants i regret selling mine 😦

[void slate]

At least they are screening you properly

[sharp vale]

@signal seal L bozo

[sharp vale]

I don't idk what I'm on

[signal seal]

calling shenanigans

[desert pilot]

hopefully

[sharp vale]

Shenanigans is how a v6 charger fucked up that bad

[signal seal]

POV, you wear a mask and still got covid 😄

[desert pilot]

boys should i start worshipping jesus and dodge the draft because of religious reason

[void slate]

Don't you worship satan in finland

[desert pilot]

im not sure about that

[void slate]

imported from the US, probably

[desert pilot]

well yeah every country has satanism but its not a major religion

[void slate]

good

[signal seal]

just be a conscientious objector

[desert pilot]

my cousin had a guy in his unit who just straight up told a sergeant he would shoot someone if he was given a gun

he was discharged

[sharp vale]

What

Duh doi

[desert pilot]

he basically fucked himself over because if you get discharged because of insanity nobody will hire you

[void slate]

If I was given a gun in my mid 20s I would have shot myself

[desert pilot]

oh

thats not good

[signal seal]

i teach gun safety and shoot paper 🙂

hunting =

[void slate]

was the paper about gun safety

[desert pilot]

my uncle is a hunter

he's tried to get me to start hunting with him

[void slate]

and you're a warlock?

[desert pilot]

lol

[signal seal]

you have too much of an advantage over the deer, etc. and i have no reason to kill them in the first place

[desert pilot]

yeah i dont really like yknow killing things

[signal iris]

im watching moon night

[desert pilot]

is it good

[signal seal]

i am so bored i have nothing to do work wise and i want to do something

[signal iris]

it's funny

[void slate]

let's see what kind of games does amazon prime have (they are probably shit)

[signal seal]

amazon prime games 🤔

[desert pilot]

is the stupid day n nite remix in the show

[void slate]

they give you some free games each month

[signal iris]

day n night remix?

[desert pilot]

the one in the trailer

[signal iris]

didn't watch the trailer

[desert pilot]

oh

damn

guess i gotta find out myself

https://open.spotify.com/track/6GSMozgAebBmuM2hCV15H3?si=_L7YMZKRR-GZX7_-iWmlxg&utm_source=copy-link anyways this song goes so hard

the man on the moon saga is too good

[sharp vale]

I no do guns

Idk guns

[void slate]

@sharp vale !!!

[sharp vale]

Wuh

[void slate]

I found a car for u

[sharp vale]

Should I cop?

[void slate]

Didn't you already buy a car

[sharp vale]

No, I'm planning on it

[void slate]

Planning to buy a car is thick

[sharp vale]

My challenger doesn't count bc I've already owned it for a long time

@signal seal what do you think, should I cop?

[void slate]

@desert pilot

[desert pilot]

[void slate]

funny how it looks more crisp when I post it as gif instead of custom emoji

[stray hearth]

Bruce Willis 😢

[void slate]

bruce willis died?

[stray hearth]

He has Aphasia, but that's all they've said publicly. So he probably has an even worse condition.

So basically he's already suffering from early effects of Dementia

[signal seal]

2 cars = money fire

[sharp vale]

Insurance

[signal seal]

not only that but one will sit and not get fixed

[sharp vale]

Incorrect, I'd drive them both

[signal seal]

you say that

[sharp vale]

But you're right bing

[void slate]

wouldn't that require physical damage to the brain?

[stray hearth]

@void slate Yes, TBI/stroke etc

[sharp vale]

I always share my intentions of buying a car with people so that they can persuade me not to get another car

My excitement clouds how bad of an idea it really is

[void slate]

fall guys forcing me to make an Epic Games account (which I deleted some time ago :()

[void slate]

what is the most fuel efficient Mustang

[sharp vale]

I could be saving like 10k to invest but I'm out here trying to buy money pits

[sharp vale]

The newest Ecoboost 4 cylinder mustang

Gets like 30MPG

Literally triple what my challenger gets

[void slate]

Captcha is getting more intense

[signal seal]

ecoboost 4 cylinder mustang

Ford freebasing bath salts or something

[void slate]

I'm now an Epic Games user again 😓

I wonder if they will give me back the games that I lost when I closed account earlier

(Probably not) Yup

No regerts

[exotic leaf]

python makes me want to cry and drown

[void slate]

Pythons are thick

[hollow marten]

Darn

[void slate]

[exotic leaf]

[red wren]

what a throwback

[desert pilot]

such a good album

[signal iris]

[desert pilot]

kid cudi is great

[red wren]

yeah Cudi was poppin out hits

[desert pilot]

speedin bullet 2 heaven should be unreleased but other than that his discography is great

[exotic leaf]

[signal seal]

any elden ring gamers want to help me dupe crafting materials

maybe later 😦

[void slate]

Ur so cyoot !!!

[signal seal]

i want to watch godfather or goodfellas or some good mafia movie

[void slate]

Play Mafia games

Mafia is A BIT like GTA but serious

[signal seal]

i don't like most video games which is kinda weird to say

[void slate]

how many video game genres do we have in total now

1. sci-fi
2. zombie
3. historical
4. anime

[signal seal]

a lot. remember when "shooter" was just the universal category for shooters

[exotic leaf]

omg peter complimented me my life is complete

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/asd-risaryan9-maker-starveio-starveio-boom-starveio-gif-19395712

asd stands for
Autism
Spectrum
Disorder

[thick orbit]

There needs to be a good vampire RPG;-;

[exotic leaf]

we need a remastered left 4 dead

[sacred oasis]

so true

[signal iris]

wanna watch me play ds3?@exotic leaf

[thick orbit]

L4d2 still holds up

[void slate]

A game based on popular book series Twilight

that would be great

[signal seal]

play convergence claire who cares about achievements

[thick orbit]

Vampire masq 2 is coming out soon hoping it won't flop

[void slate]

Achievements in video games made me feel anxious

[signal seal]

i've historically ignored them

[void slate]

so I went and collected all over 50 film reels in LA Noire

[sharp vale]

Yes

[signal seal]

just buy an actual 4 cyl boosted car

[sharp vale]

Evo

[signal seal]

mmm mitsubishi won't show any mercy when you blow your engine

they and mazda both have like 0 tolerance for mods

[sharp vale]

Correct

[signal seal]

if you want to waste your money get a Wankel

spinny dorito engine

[void slate]

@sharp vale

this is what happens when a gay person drives a car

[exotic leaf]

i’m in class :(

[signal iris]

actually fair, it's not like i can get covenant items offline

[void slate]

You're always in class 😦

[void slate]

getting smarter every day 👍

[signal iris]

happi?@signal seal

[signal seal]

blissful 🙂

[sharp vale]

They don't make those anymore so no big d

[sharp vale]

That is a 5.0 mustang

5.0 mustangs are the least gas economic

[signal seal]

yeah and the 7 that didn't blow up in the first hour of ownership are probably rusted solid

[void slate]

I'm close to retirement level now

[signal seal]

ok here's what you do. Civic. B18 or B16. Throw on a $500 ebay turbo, cams, rods, and pistons

400 horsepower in a 2000 lbs car, vroom vroom

if you get sick of it scrap it and make 40% of your money back

just ordered a margharita pizza

from the GOOD pizza place

[void slate]

I have some cat video for you for showing you the cat bag earlier
https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/ts9odh/_/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

@desert pilot @exotic leaf

[desert pilot]

classic cat video

[void slate]

There is a dog too

[hushed hazel]

hood classic

[void slate]

This should be a dark souls boss

[sharp vale]

I need my monobody rwd coupe bro sorry

[void slate]

Would you adopt this cute white cat @sharp vale

[sharp vale]

Yes

[signal seal]

don't you want to smoke corvettes in a beater honda 🤔

[sharp vale]

I want to smoke corvettes in a 1971 challenger

[signal seal]

wait are there any eagle talons left? those things are insanely fast when built

[sharp vale]

You mean Mitsubishi eclipse's?

Yes, just gotta find em

[signal seal]

71 challenger would need a full modern rebuild

or you'd just spin off the road

[sharp vale]

I had a 3000gt

[sharp vale]

Correct, gotta probably retrofit new suspension chassis

[signal seal]

4 wheel steer 😐

[sharp vale]

Nah it wasn't the vr4

[signal seal]

oh good that shit is cringe

[sharp vale]

It was an SL with the 3.6

[void slate]

is there a three wheel car with three wheel steer

[sharp vale]

Why tf did I say 3.6

Thinking of a pentastar rn

[paper haven]

Anor Londo Bridge Beast

[sharp vale]

@signal seal

[void slate]

I found a perfect car for me

[paper haven]

Great car

No room for groceries though

You could attach a little cart in the back

[signal seal]

pov: you're waiting to start a race in Forza

[void slate]

@sharp vale https://www.reddit.com/r/TheNumber69420/comments/ts67fw/vraatatatata/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[signal iris]

@signal seal

[signal seal]

ooo i never used that magic type

looks cool

also in the starting arena you can fight any boss you want over and over again without starting NG+ 🙂

[signal iris]

oh? do you get souls?

why is there an angel at undead settlement?

[signal seal]

that's new probably i haven't played since they made a ton of updates

90% chance that's a pre-nerf angel too

[signal iris]

regenerating fp, so broken LOL

[sharp vale]

I liked my 3000gt, too bad the trans shit the bed

[thick orbit]

guh

[sharp vale]

Wtf? A deadstiny reference in Spiderman??

[void slate]

This trash can refers to so many thing it's mind boggling

[sharp vale]

Real

[void slate]

Also I am going to go to bed and lie there for several hours

Goodnight

[sharp vale]

Gn

[void slate]

@fringe umbra

[sharp vale]

Froggettey

[exotic leaf]

i’m getting close to the end of the semester so i have so many projects assignments and tests going on

it makes me want to do the big cry

[signal seal]

just know college is the hardest you will probably ever have to work

[signal iris]

convergence is crazy pretty

[fickle sentinel]

Depends on the degree

Business degree ezpz

[signal seal]

uh name a degree where the work is harder than the study

[sharp vale]

Business degree can also be useless in the real world

[signal seal]

maybe med or law

[sharp vale]

Business degree is extremely hit or miss

[signal seal]

business degree is for the resume

[fickle sentinel]

Business degree is a pretty safe bet, you get it and then do other shit after the fact

[sharp vale]

Sure you can get a business degree for learning business

[fickle sentinel]

Other certs or have some sort of qualification

[sharp vale]

But what you need is business skills

Which a regular education won't teach

[signal seal]

i know a VP of a multi-million dollar company who has an associates degree in forestry

get literally any degree

[sharp vale]

Either way I can't say anything since I don't go to college and don't have a degree

[fickle sentinel]

For running a business sure, but try and get a job as an accountant or something without a degree

They'll laugh in your face

[sharp vale]

Incorrect

That's old gen, people get hired without education in ANY field now

Except ones where it's a necessity

[signal seal]

accountant seems like a hell job

[fickle sentinel]

Sometimes is, sometimes isn't

[signal seal]

like an auditor for excel spreadsheets

[fickle sentinel]

I know a guy that's an accountant that does audits all across the country, he's in like Florida or some shit rn

[sharp vale]

Less and less jobs require college certification

[signal seal]

i deal with auditors all the time seems like a fun job all you do is find things wrong with other people

[fickle sentinel]

He gets paid out the ass too

[signal seal]

very few actually have advanced knowledge of what they're auditing

[sharp vale]

Auditing is a necessary job tbh

[fickle sentinel]

Making like 80k right out of school, he's got a master's tho

[signal iris]

ready to kill a bitch

[signal seal]

yeah 100%

if you didn't audit me i'd be doing all sorts of crazy shit

[sharp vale]

Bing, put me on payroll hehehe

[signal seal]

i am like 5 steps of disconnect away from payroll

i'm not even linked to the division that handles it

not even in the same building

[sharp vale]

Put me on payroll so I can afford car stuff

[signal seal]

just buy a powerball ticket

and win

[sharp vale]

@signal seal how do invest money

[fickle sentinel]

Step 1: buy ETF

Step 2: wait 10 years

Step 3: profit

[glossy vault]

Low cost index fund >

Even better with Dividends

[sharp vale]

How do invest short term for big gains

[fickle sentinel]

Like you can play around with single stocks and crypto if you want, but if you want to make actual reliable money long terms that's how you do it

[fickle sentinel]

Get lucky

[sharp vale]

Too true

I wish funny stocks were still a thing

I'd be gambling like a mf

[fickle sentinel]

Either get lucky or know some mega whale that has some advice of questionable legality

[sharp vale]

I wish

Gonna start buying and selling cars

[fickle sentinel]

If you think you can turn a profit go for it I guess

That's a hard business to get into tho

[sharp vale]

Not for me

I got connections, support, resources, and a place to sell

Just gotta earn capital

All it takes is one good buy and one good sale

Turns into three good buys and three good sales

[fickle sentinel]

Well don't take short term investment advice from me I took massive Ls last year

[sharp vale]

Same

Lost like 1.5k but y'know that's not that much

[sharp vale]

Maaaan

[fickle sentinel]

Which is only like a couple hundred bc im pretty broke but still stings

My Coinbase is just as bad, friggin crypto

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[fickle sentinel]

[sharp vale]

RIGHT

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

Swing trading

[fickle sentinel]

Most of my shit in Robinhood is in the spy which is why it's not like catastrophic

[sharp vale]

Made 1000$ in risky buys

[fickle sentinel]

But I have like $100 in dogecoin and I'm sure you can deduce how that went

[sharp vale]

With GameStop, AMC, and doge

But then IMMEDIATELY went for other meme stocks and got RUGGED

[fickle sentinel]

I made money off of naked and doge, then I went back into doge and lost all of that bc im stupid

[sharp vale]

And then I went back into doge

And yes I lost it all

Don't judge me 😩

[exotic leaf]

The Last Thing You Want On Your Burger King Burger Is Someone’s Foot Fungus. But As It Turns Out, That Just Might Be What You Get.

[cold nebula]

Hmmmm

[exotic leaf]

having a business background and then having a concentration/minor in IS/IT or anything dealing with data analytics and you will live a pretty comfy life

[fickle sentinel]

Data analytics huh, gonna jot that one down

I'm probably gonna end up getting a minor bc of how my credits have ended up so who knows

[cold nebula]

Why I can't upgrade more than +3 weapons in roundtable despite having nearly 20 smithing stones

[exotic leaf]

thats what i ended up doing because business is such a broad subject, i wanted to work more with information systems and other information system things since todays world is becoming so tech based

[fickle sentinel]

I debated going into tech/it as a major but I didn't want to get stuct in helpdesk and office IT my whole life

[true sorrel]

my friend is a back end dev ops engineer and he makes hella bank

[exotic leaf]

i wouldnt recommend going to school for just IT as its something you can also learn online without spending 40k

but thats just a personal opinion

[fickle sentinel]

Tbh only reason I went to school is bc I can afford it, I wasn't gonna go into debt for this shit

Hell if it wasn't for the chronic back problems by the time you're 30 I would have went to trade school

[true sorrel]

also something to keep in mind with IT is that they'll pick experience over diplomas

[fickle sentinel]

Very true in IT

I know a few dudes in IT and they just have associate degrees and a couple certs and they're doing fine

They also live in a smaller town so the job competition wasn't much

[true sorrel]

My friend makes over 100,000 a year and he has no degree in IT hes all self taught

[fickle sentinel]

You can definitely do that, you gotta be hella motivated tho

[true sorrel]

he was

[fickle sentinel]

I'm sure

[exotic leaf]

certifications are REALLY good to have on your resume

shows you can actually execute it

[true sorrel]

certs are more important than a degree

[exotic leaf]

actually valid

im pretty sure google has free certs but i could be incorrect

[true sorrel]

Im not entirely sure.

[quiet salmon]

discord just went down gawd damn

[north saddle]

cri about it

[fickle sentinel]

Tasso be my investment broker

[north saddle]

Also I dont understand why people my age invest in idiotic centric things like crypto which has absolutely 0 value other than scamming people

[fickle sentinel]

Bc it worked for a time

That was a national event, I had to participate

[signal seal]

uh, know someone with inside tips

[fickle sentinel]

I wouldn't even really call it an investment, just a pure gamble

[north saddle]

lol

[signal seal]

or play theta on options for 5-10% profits if you're actually smart

[north saddle]

play who

[signal seal]

show positions

[north saddle]

il show my top position which I recently bought during the dip

[north saddle]

gotcha

Im not allowed to trade options on a student acc

unless I pay a monthly fee

[thick orbit]

I am doing a business cert.. But I already gotten one from school.. Its the same cert

[signal seal]

the fuck platform are you using

[north saddle]

Im using my bank as the platform lol

[signal seal]

i can buy options and i have no qualifications (not that i do i don't hold any stocks)

bruh tf

use a real brokerage

[north saddle]

if I was using some gheto mobile trading app I could 100% have access to that

it is a real brokerage they are just greedy

[signal seal]

i like td ameritrade / thinkorswim but market fucks me so i avoid it

[north saddle]

So what I have great!

and U dont pay a fee wtf?

[signal seal]

uh on international penny stocks i pay a fee 😐

[north saddle]

Hmm

[signal seal]

no i put my money in and buy/sell whatever i want i just can't day trade

i played with like 5K for awhile and got out at like 4k

but it was as low as 2k at one point

[north saddle]

lol

I have my funds on a TFSA

[signal seal]

doesn't suit me it's a full time job to actually do research and you're wrong anyway

[north saddle]

So I care wt I put my money into

[signal seal]

everything is a pump and dump that you're late to

[north saddle]

I 100% somewhat agree

research is pointless

I invest in somewhat safe companies which have high growth potential thats it

[signal seal]

look up SNGX i sold it at $2.30 it was supposed to explode based on so much research people did

but i was like, i'm getting tf out of this

[north saddle]

sec

[sharp vale]

L bozos

[signal seal]

been in the shitter ever since

[north saddle]

that just sounds like a pump and dump

based on so much research people did <--- lol

[signal seal]

idk probably was

i got in on the pump though

[north saddle]

they arent doing research for free they where prob in early and just pumped it

ok well obvious pump and dump

[signal seal]

yeah that's another thing, buy some dogshit penny stock and wait for it to go up 10,000% or bankrupt

[north saddle]

I stay far far away from lowcap stocks

I would never play my TFSAs that way such a waste

Dont like that sort of risk

[signal iris]

cool

[signal seal]

just wait til you have a great stock and then the company adds 100mm shares and everything you have goes down 40% one morning for no reason

[north saddle]

lol

[signal seal]

this is a new boss to me 😮

so cool they keep upgrading the mod

[signal iris]

he replaces the tree

[signal seal]

oh that's good the tree is really awful

i get kinda grossed out fighting it tbh

[signal iris]

i'm too weak to kill him tho

[sharp vale]

Bingo

[glossy vault]

HCMC the play for that

[signal seal]

please don't send me down rabbit hole companies like this

i could spend hours googling these guys

[signal seal]

lol

[onyx schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/840134837678768128/958852401719291996/unknown.png

giants no like crits to chesticles

[quick hearth]

sheeeesh

[quick hearth]

SHEEEEESH

[quick hearth]

PFFFT

[signal iris]

great isn't it?

[hollow marten]

ayo

i love bleed!!!

[signal seal]

am i the only person who gets Joaquin Pheonix and Ray Liota mixed up?

or thinks they're really the same person

[onyx schooner]

rykard is terrifying

[signal iris]

use spear

[glossy vault]

Who is hyped for special guest Leonard

[onyx schooner]

i am

he is still terrifying

[signal iris]

I'd offer to help

but i cannot

[onyx schooner]

because you havent gotten to rykard in NG?

[cold nebula]

Sometimes
You have to accept
That some people can stay in your heart
But not in your life...««

[signal iris]

ya

[sharp stratus]

nice try IRS, you wont ever fool me

[exotic leaf]

i passed my exam :D

[exotic leaf]

where is he

[sharp stratus]

best feeling ever

[mild crystal]

how

[glossy vault]

Probably somewhere blocking subs

[exotic leaf]

LMAO

[onyx schooner]

can u blame him tho
some of the subs are very uncool

[exotic leaf]

everybody in gen chat is uncool wdym

[glossy vault]

Everyone better be playing nice

[golden mica]

who thinks of this shit

[exotic leaf]

[barren dagger]

what even is it

[golden mica]

for you? absolutely not

[golden mica]

Turkey joining the EU

[barren dagger]

oh

[exotic leaf]

torkey stronk

[sharp stratus]

armenians are seething

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/the-it-crowd-moss-the-it-crowd-the-it-crowd-fire-moss-the-it-crowd-fire-richard-ayoade-gif-15210949

[wanton atlas]

hey doods how much space does elden ring take up? GB wise

[barren dagger]

a lot i dont own elden ring

[exotic leaf]

like 35 maybe? i don’t remeber off hand

https://tenor.com/view/google-is-friends-search-bar-google-say-ok-google-gif-17135380

[glossy vault]

Elden Ring takes up just under 45 GB on the PS5 and PS4 (44.47 and 44.94, respectively). Xbox will require 49 GB, and PCs take the file storage cake with a 60 GB requirement.

https://tenor.com/view/kachow-cars-lightning-mc-queen-pixar-disney-gif-5931942

[exotic leaf]

i wonder where you found that information

[glossy vault]

https://www.askjeeves.net/

[wanton atlas]

i dont trust google

[barren dagger]

askjeeve

[exotic leaf]

this triggers my fight or flight for reasons only welfare will understand

[wanton atlas]

i dont trust google

[sharp stratus]

the fight part or the flight part

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-rambo-lets-celebrate-steve-rambo-steve-rambo-gif-18789462

Cant believe this gif is on discord

[exotic leaf]

both of them

[glossy vault]

anyone who can read lips will get it

[exotic leaf]

i hate it thanks

[glossy vault]

https://youtu.be/0rldeojVqtE

this is the right one

last didnt deserve free advert

Slowly realizing megaman was the darksouls of my childhood

[exotic leaf]

i had fun playing it that one time i was over

[glossy vault]

that was 20XX

OG megaman is brutal

[exotic leaf]

[golden mica]

I went to look up a google gif and uhh... 👀

[barren dagger]

sus

[exotic leaf]

discord ruins everything

[north saddle]

ya put it in the game chat

[sharp stratus]

delete this while you can

press your chatbox key, then type a / and it will show you some commands

[hardy mesa]

i've been summoned

[sharp stratus]

choose the join command, add a space if it doesnt automatically, then type the name and # of the person youre joining

dm me if you need help

[sharp stratus]

did i say a magic word

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/microsoft-jimmy-neutron-office-visual-studio-windows-gif-24182560

[static niche]

hmmm

[sharp vale]

Too true oomfie

[mild crystal]

5 cylinder 💦

my truck has a 5 cylinder and sound epic

[sharp vale]

Colorado?

Suzuki? GMC canyon?

There's very few trucks that have an inline 5 engine

[small hawk]

and i give up now

i try to play density on my Mac

but the surface of the laptop can even cook a egg for my breakfast

[mild crystal]

Yes 04 Colorado

[small hawk]

XD

[mild crystal]

Wish I could send a clip here

[small hawk]

[sharp vale]

My brother has one, I know how it sounds

Very Japanese

[small hawk]

16 bitcoin???

[mild crystal]

Yessssss

I got new headers on the way for it

Just got a new set of coils and throttle body for it

Red

Mine tan

[sharp vale]

It's orange

[mild crystal]

Regular Cab

[mild crystal]

Hard to tell by the photo

[small hawk]

who is the Welfare?

the funder?

[sharp vale]

@mild crystal only other one I got

It looks much different now

This photo was from last fall

[small hawk]

handsome car

[mild crystal]

Nissian I see

[sharp vale]

I don't have the 300zx anymore but I do still have my challenger

I had like two 300zx

[mild crystal]

Nice

I bought a house so I don’t have cash for a new car

[small hawk]

wow

[sharp vale]

Shitboxes

[mild crystal]

Yes

[small hawk]

but you have a house nowXD

[mild crystal]

But I want more cars

[small hawk]

i think i prefer bicycle....

[mild crystal]

Sadge I like working on cars

[exotic leaf]

yes

the founder

[small hawk]

Too many people in downtown 。。

[sharp vale]

Hiding in your walls

[small hawk]

even subway is faster than a muscle car XD

[sharp vale]

Yeah, in new York

[small hawk]

but i like watching cars

so handsome....

even not suitable for city traffic

[mild crystal]

my dog😭

[sacred oasis]

sheesh

she looks cool like that

[rustic monolith]

dog be hella hard no cap

[sharp vale]

A toof pick make all the difference

https://tenor.com/view/spice-adams-hank-breaking-bad-thealexera-toothpick-toothpick-changes-everything-gif-19999807

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/colin-robinson-vampire-energy-what-gif-21090270

[glossy vault]

that show is funny af

[thick orbit]

ikr up to season 3 episode 3

[glossy vault]

i literally JUST sent my sister a youtube video with the guy who plays Lazlo (Matt Berry)

[thick orbit]

[glossy vault]

hes my fav Brittish actor

https://tenor.com/view/matt-berry-it-crowd-fight-douglas-reynholm-gif-18857110

[thick orbit]

He was good in The IT crowd

[glossy vault]

honestly hes been good in everything ive seen him in

i think there is one show based on the east end hes in that i didnt see

but looked just like his normal roles

[thick orbit]

Yeah he feels the same as he did in the IT crowd for me

Which isn't a bad thing tho

[glossy vault]

have you seen toast of london?

[thick orbit]

Nope haven't heard of it

[glossy vault]

wow

its a Matt Berry TV show, what youd expect

[thick orbit]

Does sound a bit like a british show

[glossy vault]

but hes an actor. Was on netflix for the longest time its gone now but im sure i can find a link to stream it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bYY8m1Lb2I small sample

[thick orbit]

Yeah I just stream all the shows I watch or download pay for ones I like

[glossy vault]

if you can find this one DM me im sure i can

if you liked IT crowd you will like this too haha

[thick orbit]

The clip reminded me of community

[glossy vault]

its def more Musical than most shows ive seen him in

most episodes have a brief musical number but its funny

[hollow marten]

fr

[thick orbit]

my hand writing in general ngl

[glossy vault]

I’m thinking about this cotton candy distillate joint I’m smoking

On an unrelated note

Breath of the wild is damn near the worst game in the entire Zelda franchise

[thick orbit]

I am thinking of having water or lemon , lime and bitters

[hollow marten]

man idk what to do rn

[thick orbit]

I am just watching triple j versions

[hollow marten]

i wanna play elden ring but i dont wanna try and kill melania for 4 more hours right now

tragic world fr

[smoky matrix]

what level are you?

[thick orbit]

higher then 1 I bet

[hollow marten]

like 140 something

[smoky matrix]

oh wow

you're higher than me

[hollow marten]

lowest i got her is 1/4th in 2nd phase

[smoky matrix]

sad

[hollow marten]

bleed build go hard

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/mega-gif-7395053

[thick orbit]

I wish they would release mega man legends on steam ;-;

[glossy vault]

thats the one that was for ps1 right?

[thick orbit]

Yeah

[glossy vault]

dont think i played that one

played all of them on NES and SNES tho

[thick orbit]

guh tbh was ahead of its time

[glossy vault]

the difficulty level still stands up to this day

not just the bosses but some of the shit they make you do for more life is crazy

[thick orbit]

Remember friends daughters played old games and complained about no save points

[glossy vault]

they always had the password system but thats tedious

Now a days the password still exists but you can also just save and load as normal-ish

[thick orbit]

Do have this on steam but no mega man legends ;-;

[glossy vault]

theyve got something similar on switch

but legends is for ps1 so you can most likely just emulate it

[thick orbit]

True

[signal seal]

any elden ring gamers know how to dupe 😐 i need a cohort

[hardy mesa]

Fuck i miss my long hair

[mild crystal]

well its off topic

[exotic leaf]

poop topic

[granite umbra]

🤣

[lament egret]

[wind axle]

Where did the elden ring gamers go

[void slate]

They went to sleep

[onyx schooner]

so trur

i got to the uhhh... land of the giants and stopped for the day

[signal seal]

🤚

[mild crystal]

all the uwu gamers went to sleep

[wind axle]

Go get funny rob

[onyx schooner]

bed

[signal seal]

i'm kinda tempted to spec for 2x river of blood

i have all the talisman + white mask too

i have avoided bleed builds all this time maybe try before it's nerfed

yeah why not 😐

what incantations do bleed people use

[onyx schooner]

bloodflame

[signal seal]

and flies probably

[exotic leaf]

[granite umbra]

[void slate]

Study 🔖

[exotic leaf]

i’m too sleepy now

[void slate]

Sleep is good 4 u

[exotic leaf]

[mild crystal]

I did

why ?

why

its just 30$ no big deal

I dont understand emojis

[languid mantle]

that u david?

[hardy mesa]

no that's andy milonakis

and next to him is nardwuar

[lament egret]

holy shit i remember watching his show with my sister on mtv

[languid mantle]

oh my bad, is that u in ur profile pic

[hardy mesa]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c38_1E_esPc

[lament egret]

i remember this oh my god

[hardy mesa]

did you used to be koe?

@lament egret WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME???

jk idc

[lament egret]

i liked my other name ! !

[hardy mesa]

fair

[languid mantle]

No eating after 8 pm. -> 14. You may not please yourself outside of playtime with daddy. <-

♥️ rules to live by ♥️

[lament egret]

what

[untold tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-shibe-shiba-inu-shiba-great-bonk-shibe-gif-25164188

[void slate]

No, pupper, nooo

[signal seal]

what mod is this 😄

[unkempt plinth]

the zacian mod

[exotic leaf]

yellow name behavior

[mild crystal]

real

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-lucifer-morningstar-past-her-bed-time-lucifer-samael-gif-12195771

[exotic leaf]

fr it is though

[mild crystal]

https://youtu.be/7VO64Fe9SsU

[languid mantle]

bruh lewshifer ur a yellow name too

no way ur a real human bruh

[mild crystal]

you did not answer me salty

[hollow marten]

sheesh

[sharp vale]

Oh my goodness gracious

[vestal ember]

yellow name moment

[desert pilot]

[void slate]

Frost face reveal owo uwo

[wind axle]

Live frost reaction

[barren dagger]

slug reaction

[sharp vale]

Duk

[barren dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946255893232779335/956667642213707896/56E59153-D113-4CBF-BAEE-873EE40C01BA.gif

[sharp vale]

Bope

[desert pilot]

[sharp vale]

Cope

[desert pilot]

no

[sharp vale]

Mope

Who here is 🤢 bri- 🤢🤢 brit- 🤢🤮 bri**sh

[thin kelp]

yeetim mindless spam

[sharp vale]

I'm so tired

I woke up an hour ago and I'm in a weird state of waking up at an ungodly hour

[thin kelp]

go to sleep

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/foamrl-gif-19254886

[sharp vale]

Hold up I'm getting a foam call

[teal temple]

.gif @trail citrus

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bBBFF.gif

[teal temple]

is this rainbow six siege?

[sharp vale]

I'm trying