#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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ayo
ah yes, inovation
say that to my face
.Gif @cold nebula girlfriend
.gif to my face
Seems I am asian
Bro u work and do college work all day ur scrawny af or fat af. I ain't scared
Don’t talk to me I don’t know you don’t communicate with me >:(
Welcome to the Asian club
i have a gun
.gif cum
That's not cum
U know me 🥺
.gif femboy hooters
White boy can't use it
good bot
L bozo
Yall trynna get a bit to horny w these gifs 
.gif @wind axle's bathroom
.gif @hard spindle wife
NAWH WHAT
.gif rando
.gif @hazy nebula
.gif frost
Loool
He just like me fr
Time to watch what we do in the shadows show
YALL TRYNNA MAKE ME GAY BUT IT JUST KEEPS SHOWING WOMEN
.gif Moon
L bozo
RANKBOT IS MY HOMIE
This proved nothing
.gif gay men kissing
.gif @cold nebula's wife
Hawt
Adam Levine???⁉️
me to my homies when they say goodnight back
@void slate I am confused
Seek help
rando just jealous he ain't a homie
Im crying
.gif rando's husbando
y tho
.gif @cold nebula kissing the sun
I want to die
Can anyone relate to this, please DM me
.gif death is an alternative to living
Who
anyone else here mug-blooded?
.gif mugblood
Muggle
omg MODS SPAMMING??!
Harry Potter invented racism
.gif rootbeer
.gif Dune
I LOVE MUG 🤎 🤎 🧡 🧡
.gif @void slate wife
.gif mug rootbeer
WHO PING 4 TIMES
Id be down for that tbh
.gif @cold nebula girlfriend
if im a women I can kiss me and not be gay
.gif my job
sounds like a massive W to me
i'm running out of gif ideas

sorry i already have a rlly rlly hot boyfriend. Im also 70% sure your like 3 years younger than me
my bf ^
okay gn chat
.gif caddince
yeah id do that too if you were my bf
What the fuck
ayo????
caddince u wanna tell us something

.gif caddince leaving
bro what
18
.gif Moon age
quite sick moon
Ayeo
.gif isa
.gif mountain dew
cant lie thought u were 15

.gif @hard spindle army
bro please get a gf already
LMAO
15 yr old dev
rando come be my wingman
why be yo wing man when I can simply be yo women
I am unironically the worst wingman
This is me fr fr
Wingman from apex legends??
this makes me violent
please consider drowning
Only if you do it with me
ayo suicide pacts are for old couples 😳
what u trynna say skill
I’m only 19
we can grow old together
u gotta ping me. I have a short attention span
if no ping rando. rando already forgot
No hes mine
ur too white
generic white boys are unironically kinda my thing now I look back 💀
you did dsc farms wym
im a generic white boy
I have only date generic white boys which is quite an L
yeah you keep rejecting me though.
Rando, to you they are boys, for you am the Man
nah nah. I mean super generic white boys
Real
😳 ayo
you will have to keep guessing
I am randolando. This is what I can confirm
thats hot
oi mayte chew go' a knoife loisence for ose'
knife owners or hot
I am reviewing picutres of me and boy I look like trash
same
I have to spend tonight making myself look respectable for a video job interview I have tomorrow morning
yes but I need to shave and make sure my hair isnt a mess
which my headset makes difficult
GL
.gif @acoustic cedar
I can do worse, I can show image of me sniffing a book
screw that shit, I've grown it out for like 4 years
hair reveal ?
.gif sniffing book
is it all knotted and greasy or actually nice ?
.gif greasy
currently terrible, havent washed it since friday
u need a gf man 😭 . down horrendous
hair reveal 😍
Off topic ror2 gamers are there any mods that shows where teleporters are I hate running around the map 4 times because I'm blind and/or the map is dark
I dont even know how I can do that, I think I have a picture of my shitty bun
same
Good one
zero fucking idea what any of it is, this is a rental house that the owners of just fucking went crazy with the colours of
the downstairs bathroom is completely baby blue and the upstairs one is an obnoxious pink
anyways, I'm going to go shower and wash my hair, then shave
nvm I thought u would be so much more dorky irl
that is well kept hair. never cut it ma boi
damn
take it as a compliment yo hair fine af
First Time Lifting
to be honest, I started growing out my hair because I was too mentally out of it to get it cut
last year of highschool is when I started
I need to start going to the gym more
dude ever since i got out of the army i just let my hair keep growing, shit's so nice
. No more "high and tights" or "fades" lmao
It gets frustrating sometimes
.gif hot Potassium
.gif Peter Servo
your shirts on backwards
No, it's a singlet
.gif halo infinite
how about no.
.gif moon friend
.gif deadstiny
wut
your singlet is on backwards
.gif Bungie
It just isn't though
.gif 343 industries

.gif cyberpunk 2077
singlet; backwards
Lmao
just got out of school 2 hours earlier than normal
.gif @desert pilot Finland
wtf
I didn't know you were a Korean Femboy
never diss skin fades
skin fades clean af
.gif @hard spindle
on allah
Boring gif
i could've probably skipped school today and the teacher wouldn't have noticed
shoulda tbh
Chat box i have very important question
Do I go get maccys @hard spindle
what u got at home?
I mean meat to cook
Oh idk
what meat do you got
Idk if i got any at all
COOK. why maccys when cook
I’m horrible at cooking meat
if no then maccys ez
inv me over I will teach u ofc
Bet
skill u don't know how to cook?
alright first things first, go grab some elk burger from the freezer, i know you have some. everybody does
if you don't stop me now.
not everyone has elk meat in their freezer lol
i mean i do
simply re arrange the atoms in the air to construct the meat 
easy
Come to my house and deliver some
Am waiting for bus
That won't do it, I manipulate the atoms on a subatomic scale to rearrange the protons, neutrons and electrons to change the elements to creat the meat
set the oven to 350, use parsley flakes, garlic salt (a pinch), a little bit of lemon juice for flavor and mush the meat into one gigantic hamburger. Cook for around 30 minutes
elk 😍
show reveal 😍
youre cringe
@hard spindle wanna build a fort with me?
i was joking at the end obviously but making a gigantic burger is actually pretty fun
Wanna drive me?
Ong
no you are weird and not a man
Instructions unclear, made a kingdom instead of a fort
pls only ask to build a fort w me if you want to have homosex in it
We don't talk about that
@hard spindle wanna build a fort with me?
Damn guess I will be sofaring by myself
😍 any time
❤️ ❤️ ❤️
bro I can be yo fort
I don’t even use my snap
i only snap to one person
add me anyway 😳
u could make it 2
I have snap
thats crazy ren
i wanna make another snap account
Forts aren't allowed until building is back in fork knife smh my head
my current one is embarrasing
I cant believe it took me like 6 months to get unbanned though. malding
didnt even give me my old acc back
My snap name is embarrassing I made it when I was in year 7 or 8
nah bro dw. I wont judge
my old one was worse
Naaa you will
I wont man. Ily u rlly
Kid game
pat u are literally alone playing genshin impact
and being a discord mod bullying kids in a disc server for being nice to eachother
this is bullying
please for the love of god get a life
i could probably give you my snap name its only embarrasing if you knoe finnish

I know 5% finnish
maybe 10%. idk
thats too much im making a new account
I’ll google translate it
THANK YOU
my man @barren dagger u should do the same and add me
I got unbanned I need friends again.
I need my fat snap score back
Dm me your name
dude this chat reads like y'all in highschool at the nerds lunch table
u literally hang out on reddit and say le every 3 sentences
your all fat
Shut up nerd
if we the nerds u the one fat mf who sits alone and crys themselves to sleep
I’m underweight
le rando
le jump off a fucking bridge
I'm severely underweight
le parachute
le didnt ask
Le cut parachute
La mustache
le get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head
le backup shoot 
La beard
guys ihave a super funny joke
Le fucking 50 cal
its so funny I think you should keep it to yourself
you may now laugh
le 50 cal forcefield 
Reason: Mass emoji
DIE RANKBOT
rekt ranod
Avada kedavra
😆 🤣 😐
However you spell it, and you aint harry potter
we're allowed to speak other languages right?
Nein
si
SKILL ADD ME ALREADY IM BORED
I DID
OMG MJ JUST RUINED MY STREAKS
L
so bored you resort to the 2nd worst thing next to reddit, snap streaks
@haughty sandal U RUINED THE FUCKING STREAK U IDIOT
Ah, Oui, je parle Français un peu, je ne comprend pas Français trés bien
notice how literally no one asked u
wait did I send u the wrong name 💀
i asked myself 
whats your name duk
My snap name, not irl name if you mean that
your snap name i meant
ye ik but everyone has that kinda snap name bc everyone made it in like yr 8
bc u have no friends
I forgor 💀
u fucking brain dead. U ruined it
What streak was it
like 6 days bc I havent had my new acc that long
better freindless than to be freinds with you 
😢
Tell em
lol
start em again. sort this our mj lad
rando the #1 person to attack and harass someone
but insta cry when they get harassed
he would never
Chatbox, will the McDonalds ice cream machine be working? Put your bets in
hmmm
you took a bus to a mcdonalds?
so true. I cry so much
Is this your girlfriend?
no shot
Photoshopped
rando just mad he ain't never been the imposter
💀
among us
I do have standards
insta leave if he a crewmate
like u
we should play amogus
.gif Among Us
.gif imposter
.gif turtle
whats ur excuse? No parental love?
My mams stalking me
mam
LMAO
Yes
yeah mam
Mother
Ig its just a northern thing?
ma'am
.gif mam
oh boy
Mam in Polish means I have
Is that gamestop
nah in north u just call ur mom mam
still have it clipped
who
@lament egret will the McDonalds ice cream machine be working
Me
is that handsome man in the ss
Guys omg density
Oh, idk
^ what I wanna know
.gif i did
Did I get dono walled
.gif Density
please tell that handsome randolando guy I would like a kiss
yes get ur shamrock shake
Alr
nah uk icecream machines 90% the time working
AYY
what the fuck is that
McDonalds
bro who tf is mikki bitch
What universe do you live in?
get me one
england ice cream machines always workin ong
mc donalds has banging crispy chicken sandwiches
😐
I've never seen 90% of those
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What level are y’all in elden ring?
-5
I’m 710
2
Damn, I have like 7 characters
@desert pilot
why ass out of all things 😔
😔
Pigeon
kill
I’ll kill you

Hand them a chip
This was me in elementary school I'm not kidding
@exotic leaf Mama what do you think?
I hate drivers Ed
Ngl, I thought he was floating for a second
i relate to this
What do i do i need my music 
why would you have so little battery so early in the day

It’s 2pm and I started college at 9am
I charged them a tiny bit in between that
recording riddler tiktoks is fun
Is this what people from Turku do?
@desert pilot
no
What do they do then?
jump people and speak swedish
.gif Sweden
fuck sweden
.gif Ukraine
@desert pilot
mitä vittua :D
Is that a curse
.gif Ukraine funny
Me when いえない
Me when ie..i
not bad radio
What are you discussing?
hes coping about my airpods having bad charge
i have sennheiser headphones
when I paid 1/4 of the price 
I have airpods for the sole reason that I fucking hate gel insert earbuds with a burning passion
I just got em cos they are easier to use with my phone
my mom got them for my birthday
I have pros, i hate non gel inserts
if ear phones aren't gel they fall out my ears
Polar opposites
over the ear headphones are superior
good thing i don't ice skate
What kneepads does to a mfker
L
Wet knee
Fall down, knee gets wet but doesn't dry ever
Like my mom spagetti
Oh lol
where u been
game too hard
wym?
ur nowhere
why is this disabled chat
Drip?
thats a good movie
kms, clearly the person i like doesn't actually like me like they said
just play more jazz
we love jazz
and we love claire
thats not jazz
Doesn't matter still slaps
This is jazz tho https://open.spotify.com/track/5pgfcjDFtjNZRqx5jKyjks?si=Ko-NH_kdSYS6fA7QlKwN1w&utm_source=copy-link
@dire herald
yuck
What's bad about it. Write me a 40 word minimum paragraph review of the song including a lyrical breakdown
Good morning losers
if its not jazz its not very jazzy
its 3pm loser
I don't know what constitutes jazz okay
exactly the problem.
jazz
💯
I currently have a singular jazz song in my playlist
Idfk
jazz
😭
sadge
good 🙂
better but not quiet there
https://open.spotify.com/track/0Fsml2wAE4u2noilhxd6lr?si=5xECK70MTya8W41mBR-0GQ&utm_source=copy-link
Does this count?
its kinda jazzy. but only kinda
need maximum jazz
Everything I have is on the cusp of jazz
https://open.spotify.com/track/6X5uEKSCoA6XEI7aqdmBt0?si=GmDRlboQSmaxYev26sXGrA&utm_source=copy-link
^ this bangs
i cant post the maximum jazz
Hahaha you have to pay 5 a month
im not doing that
If you want to post links
i can see, ill have a look at it
yo
or maybe it doesnt show on iphone
静かな王女
I can see it cos funny discord thing
oh yes good
Admitted to betterdisocrd banned
whats betterdiscord
Lfg bans you for that
Idk some guy got banned for it though
Terrible music fans here
??????
You heard me
Probably listens to rap
@dire herald it ight, too slow for me though
1 blocked message
LOL
idk why i pinged in a reply
"probably listens to rap"
its thelonious monk. youre too slow for it
Duk tell them that's not true
idk what you listen to
Y'all listen to generic indie garbage, get out of my chat
Anyways I'm just jk
Who are you
go listen to some charles mingus and say again
lockdown by jasiah goes hard
JM and DN are better artists than you'll ever be
duk listen to that
alr
@real dirge you dropped these
Live @wind axle reaction
.gif beeble

I need to schneeze
.gif sneeze
Fuuuuu
@exotic leaf https://www.reddit.com/r/Sims4/comments/tqx1yv/sims_4_glitch_lol/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Like why are you treating the inside of your car like a garbage can
Disgusting mfs
Clean out yer car
.gif 夜光虫
Clean your cars guys
Oh damn
trash worlds tbh

Didnt realize this was off topic
u obsessed with her or something
nah just fav character
im gonna rewarch that movie now
thanks for reminding me
What sims 4 dlc are a must
I have university, hanging out, pets, seasons
oh i know they are just those particular ones that were glitching are shitty
is that u in ur pfp
the second world is a camping world and it has like 3 lots
when r u getting the home design one 
What is the home design? Get to work?
its called dream home decorator! thats the one that has the modular sofa and better wood swatches
go back to yo hole demo
Wood swatches are tight 😳
i need to know
I cannot dox famous david red name
do it
no thats quite messed up
Is this a new one? I don't remember there being such pack
i will make u cringe gifer
fine one sec
yes this is blackmail 😎
thats my old snap i dont go on it anymore
oh wait yuh im adding the wrong one oop
its a game pack not really DLC or story content. its a year old i believe
whats the new one?
if u answer my question ill say
alr lemme dm real david pic
Is get to work or dine out worth getting?
i dont own dine out i have get to work and i like it. youre able to go to your sims work with them and help them finish tasks. i find it helps me get promoted very quickly
Peter we should dine out
I found a good restaurant
Gucci
dine out is mostly just if you want to make community lots and restaurants and shit
you should stream sims so i have something to watch in the library 
watching sims instead of fixing your code smh lew
Watching Sims instead of cleaning your car smh lew
SO I DID FIX IT
Lewshifer is a coder???
how did you get a photo of my home
Everything is on the internet
i just have to finish that last function 
Are you studying functions
the analyse one?
yeah
do you want like the basic thing for it :>
Will you get a masters degree in function
you are allowed to say no if you wanna figure it out yourself 
everyone so smart, and then there's me
you're forklift certified so you're automatically the coolest
You are not allowed to say no
Breath of the Wild Sequel is getting delayed. Releases Spring of 2023. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_vgseuw_o8
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YES please! the one you gave me earlier helped me when i went to class
I am certified to lift a fork
:D ok I will dm
masters degree in sims 4
Elden Ring ripoff tbh
ill send you how the other function looks im like 90% sure its correct
Can you dm me 😳
Can you dm me (we will fight with revolvers irl Gmod style)
I'll win
No
Why is your name so familiar
David can I have money
Oh God they're multiplying 💀
im famous 😎
demo is a celebrity ofc
Join us
real cager in chat
Pay me money instead
pay me $5 and i’ll insult you
Bad deal
You needs masters in micro transacrions for that.
@exotic leaf knock knock
open up the door it's real
Knock knock
is that you
Is that you
yea that’s definitely me
why do you need to know so bad>?
i dont lol im just curious
stay curious
David thanks for reminding me I need to pick up eggs after work today
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Metropolis Light Transport · Datassette
Mannequin on the Run EP
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Released on: 2017-08-21
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where is the stream 
that's macrotransactions
.gif YEETIM
Is that you @sharp vale
No
Wow, I just showed up to violence
did the UK ever get those nice new BLOOO passports
yes
No
blue passport
edit: i literally did not expect this to get traction, but here we are.
i just wanted to say that this is a meme video, nothing political is said here, so if you do bring politics into this, i won't hesitate to delete your comments, it's unnecessary.
also i don't care about dislikes, but cheers for the likes and pressing that...
are you lying to me
Welp
But those are printed in Polish factory in Tczew which is where I go through every day lol
nice invasion bro
Can invade you
Point down point down
Point down
nope
Point down
i like to clap
Bope!
or bow
Why don't you clap some cheeks
speak for yourself
boy i wish that were me
👀
VIP is 9 memes in a row including 2 pictures of David
we are better than that i believe
David is a sub he can post as many pics of himself as he wants
That’s his right

Imagine premium LFG
Patreon Gold gets me what
Imagine if I locked lfg behind a 2.99 paywall
You guys are lucky I’m not a pos
❤️
I already paid
1$ per month to use the LFG
but yeah you'd have a flurry of people demanding retribution
remember when Navist posted the nordVPN ad
Idk if pitched is the right word
so remove and implement new tiers or something?
Yeah
if it was slightly retroactive for donators i think you'd be... ok
But I didn’t think you guys deserved to pay again since some of you are king standing supporters before the swap to subs
Long standing *
And imo you don’t treat folks like that
Imagine donating hundreds of dollars because you love a community just to have that community take your perks away. That’s not us
could always just create a legacy dono role, and still implement tiers but people want free stuff
granted there's literally no server close to this
it's a weird concept when you have a free product that's in such high demand
must be pretty fucking weird 😄

"yeah i built a server with a few friends and now it has 500,000 members"
me rn
It’s funny meeting servermembers irl
i'd assume most people are normal, and some are very.. very... very weird
Lmao
one of my co workers stalks one of our customers its very odd
like does burn outs infront of his house and everything LMAO

he says he feels bad because "shes off"
ill send you a pic rn lmao
yeah i personally don't want to get stabbed in the shower
Hard reset
shes also weirdly obsessed with cops
lots of people where i live will walk up to cops and game warden to just talk to them, like any time a cop comes around crowds gather
small towns 

i just like their cute dogs
i have a new neighbor and their cat is so cute but always looks so ANGRY
have you tried picking it up?
Punt it

no its an inside cat 
eat my shorts
you can pretend you're a little kid and ask to see their cat
like knock on their door
im too old to pass off as a child 
I'm such a gamer, are you guys disappointed in me
unfortunate
I wouldn't even do that to someone I hate
burnouts are bad for your tires
Expensive
they also put uneven wear on them
excuse me
Continental performance tires make me go 😩
enjoying a nice little sun bathe 
Cat is getting more Vitamin D than me
take your centrum bud
Doing burnouts just to annoy someone is literally the opposite effect
Sure you're annoying them but that's gonna bite you in the ass in the future
the only cool way to burn out is at 60 mph
The only cool way to destroy your transmission
To do 60mph burnouts you need at minimum like 800 torque though
My challenger has spun at 60mph before
When I dropped a few gears
But it's only ever happened twice
Bing just buy a hellcat at this point bozo
Hurry up and hit your mid life crisis already
god no
Hurry up and buy a flashy sports car to make up for your age
for my midlife crisis i'll buy a RS4
Lame
i like sleeper not sporty
i'd like to put a big turbo on my car, roll cage, and exhaust dump on the right front fender
to spew fireballs
should i choose to be loud and annoying
It's always fun to be loud and annoying
At the end of the day the discomfort only annoys someone for less then a minute at best
exhaust dumps don't work well in cold weather they freeze open
What are they gonna do, fight you at a stop light?
Move to a better location L bozo
so sell my car and ex-patriate, got it
All right that's enough of the cosmic horror that is Cats 2019
or is it??
Source: Cats (1998 movie) - Macavity
Where and when
here and now


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