💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[sharp vale]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

Oh those losers

[wind axle]

I wish I could play elden ring for the first time

[sharp vale]

I already gave my bell bearings I'm not a noob

I just want to know where stuff is so I can plan ahead

I don't want it to be like ds3 where materials were limited and also a struggle to get, bc I'm pretty sure there's a limit to how many slabs you can buy

So I would farm them

[unkempt plinth]

there’s no limit on stones from the twin maidens

[sharp vale]

Cool cool

Bc I didn't know if I wanted to save my tier 6 stones for later

The claws are cool and all

[unkempt plinth]

there’s also no limit on somber 1-3 from the giant before the manor

[sharp vale]

But I want to use the draconic gear from the draconic tree sentinel for the rest of my playthrough and I want to have some extra materials

And I want to upgrade my claymore

[unkempt plinth]

there’s very few limited things in this game

[mild crystal]

do you guys love games ?

[sharp vale]

Drippy

[unkempt plinth]

no

[mild crystal]

why not ?

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/RBRSHjD5tZU?t=39

I time stamped it

[sharp vale]

Mean

I am no God I need food

[unkempt plinth]

is it time to build faith?

[void slate]

Gods also eat

[thick orbit]

guiygguikj

[sharp vale]

Ren admires me bc Ren is my secret admirer

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

I got a note in my car door the other day

It said "Please shut the fuck up your car is loud"

[thick orbit]

I got a note in my car saying I was a shitty parker, I was parked in our driveway

jk

[sharp vale]

Presumably by ren

[thick orbit]

guh

[mild crystal]

nope

[wet quarry]

I got a note in my car saying about my extended warranty I didn't pay for

[thick orbit]

Guh

[sharp vale]

Actually I haven't gotten any notes in my csr

[sharp vale]

Guh

[thick orbit]

The only time I ever gotten notes was in music class

pls laff

[sharp vale]

Gonna go flirt with Ren in her DMS so I can be posted in her super cool exclusive server brb

Gonna get TikTok popularity from it

[unkempt plinth]

I personally took some in sound design

I would make a sound pun but it never sounds right

[thick orbit]

ba dum tss

[void slate]

Music of the day https://www.megatrax.com/tracks?tracks=mx053-16

[sharp vale]

Gonna get my windows retinted

Gonna drop a few bands on ceramic

[exotic leaf]

so

[void slate]

So?

[sharp vale]

Mean

[sharp vale]

No head?

https://tenor.com/view/anger-angry-break-gif-19098093

[mild crystal]

is this not elden ring chat ?

[sharp vale]

It's officially YEETIM CHAT

Yeetim chat hours !!!

[severe musk]

you can tell by the way i use my walk im a woman’s man no time to talk

[sharp vale]

Music loud, and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born

WHY IS PATCHES IN ELDEN RING

WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED

[unkempt plinth]

Patches is in all souls-likes, wdym?

[thick orbit]

Cause game is a buggy mess

[sharp vale]

Duh but I didn't expect him to be in elden ring

All three souls games, and even blood Bourne I can understand as a reference

But he's literally patches in elden ring

[unkempt plinth]

patches is eternal

also doesn’t Elden ring like take place in the dark souls universe?

[sharp vale]

No

Elden ring is literally its own unique story, an entire different world

It was advertised as such

"A world created by George R.R Martin"

[exotic leaf]

elden ring takes place in ohio

[unkempt plinth]

oh yeah, forgot about that

[mild crystal]

i believe it

[thick orbit]

guh

[unkempt plinth]

where else would you find giant crabs?

[sharp vale]

Ohio was created by George RR Martin

[true sorrel]

@exotic leaf no kidding, i would know.

[sharp vale]

That's why Ohio is such a disgrace

[wet quarry]

lul

[true sorrel]

yeah this place is....something, but on the bright side we do have cedar point.

[sharp vale]

You mean caelid?

[unkempt plinth]

reminder that once your death meter fills up you suffer instant death in which you die, vitality can increase the time it takes you to die from death

[sharp vale]

Chicago

[sharp vale]

Chicago

[true sorrel]

i was gonna say Louisiana but Chicago is a safe bet

[unkempt plinth]

and where does blood borne take place? New York?

[exotic leaf]

guh

[thick orbit]

I will guh you in a minute

[unkempt plinth]

guh

[thick orbit]

[void slate]

Mango lassi is fucking delicious

Sorry I didn't mean that as a response

[sharp vale]

Chicago

Dark souls takes place in whales, england

[wet quarry]

facts

[true sorrel]

sekiro takes place in rural West Virginia

[sharp vale]

???

Sekiro takes place in 19th century Japan

Demon souls takes place in Mexico

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/snine-snine19-cat-tudou-mr-potato-gif-21665298

[void slate]

Elden Ring takes place in Ohio

[wet quarry]

witcher takes place in Alabama?

[void slate]

No

[wet quarry]

hi

[mild crystal]

hi silver

[void slate]

It's vaguely based on northern Poland

[sharp vale]

Witcher takes place in Britain

[void slate]

Where does Britain take place then?

[sharp vale]

Hell

[fringe umbra]

knife crime moment

[wet quarry]

[sharp vale]

God I really hate car based media

I hate mechanic depictions in media

"it was overheating so I just tweaked the distributor timing and now it's ready" MF WHAT

[wet quarry]

well some people do enjoy it

[sharp vale]

No, I mean I dislike the depiction of it

It's just buzzwords and incorrect statements

[wet quarry]

I like watching reconstruction of cars on youtube

[sharp vale]

Not what I meant at all

[wet quarry]

ye tru the depiction is weird

[unkempt plinth]

I'm offended, Australia isn't that bad

[sharp vale]

Watching a TV show and then all of a sudden the generic mechanic says some dumbass shit that doesn't make any sense

[thick orbit]

@exotic leaf if its mornig

[teal temple]

ah you must not have lubed the axel grease timer with some leprechaun pubes yet, until then you'll have to shimmy the grease into the flux capacitor

[sharp vale]

EXACTLY

WHAT THE FUCK IS A FLUX CAPACITOR

JUST TELL THEM THEIR HEAD GASKETS ARE BLOWN AND IT'S LEAKING COOLANT

JUST TELL THEM IT'S OVERHEATING C'MON

[wet quarry]

lul

[teal temple]

i'm losing it over the leprechaun part idk why but it's hilarious just imagining some dude saying that with a straight face

[wet quarry]

leprechaun pupes bruh

im dying

[teal temple]

ah sorry mate i think you meant the shim sham done did a whiskey tango foxtrot and we'll need to jim joe bobby it up otherwise the axel grease timer won't have enough pubes

[sharp vale]

You gotta just lubricate the radiator ignition fluxes so that your car doesn't overheat, that way it'll actually turn the engine

AXEL GREASE TIMER

[teal temple]

dude i'd be a fucking perfect fit for that show given how much nonsense i can come up with in a short time

[sharp vale]

MFN CAR WITH 50 HORSEPOWER WINS IN A STRAIGHT LINE AGAINST A 302 MUSTANG

BIG L

NO REALISM AT ALL

[wind axle]

Live frost reaction

[teal temple]

slug?

WHERE SLUG

[sharp vale]

I stole it

[wind axle]

Live Luigi reaction

[sharp vale]

I stole it so hard frost can only give a live frost reaction now

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-slugcat-slugcar-suicide-minor-inconvenience-gif-23505204

[sharp vale]

HE LET HER WIN

BIG L SIMP BOZO

[sharp vale]

Duk

[barren dagger]

Duk ツ*

[sharp vale]

Duk.

[barren dagger]

YEETIN

[sharp vale]

Duk

[barren dagger]

i cba to continue, loser

[sharp vale]

What's cba

You mean cgb? @barren dagger

[barren dagger]

cant be arsed

[sharp vale]

You mean cgb @barren dagger

[barren dagger]

shut up

[sharp vale]

Can't get bitches

[barren dagger]

thats a you issue

[sharp vale]

No that's a duk issue

Duk can't get bitches

[mild crystal]

if you want bitches go outside and look for them

[teal temple]

found one named skill issue

[barren dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/230864892674965507/958121925488558110/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif

[mild crystal]

outside where the grass can grow so tall

[barren dagger]

you better fuckin hold me back

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cute-kitten-cute-cat-lady-cute-cat-gif-17654297

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/bloons-td6-half-cash-sentence-bloons-half-csh-bloons-chimps-gif-24122626

[teal temple]

good thing i'm a btd god since the first game showed up on cool math games

[barren dagger]

dont kid yourself 🙄

[sharp vale]

Winter Solistice loves men, remember that

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/catgirl-by-some-guy-ate-sandwiches-gif-18500733

[sharp vale]

That's winter Solistice right there

[hard spindle]

opens chat immediatly closes it and goes to lfg

[sharp vale]

Take me with you Big L

[hard spindle]

why would I take the problem w me

[sharp vale]

Bc then I won't be a problem bozo

[hard spindle]

still mad u didnt clip the fog cant lie

[sharp vale]

She WAS KINDA THICC THO

SHE WAS A BADDIE

OH LAWD 😩

[barren dagger]

stay mad

[hard spindle]

yeetim try not to shoot impossible

[hard spindle]

gr me angy

[sharp vale]

Me and duk are best friends now

Rando is over party

[barren dagger]

I can stand for that

[sharp vale]

@barren dagger rando is over party

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/snine-snine19-cat-tudou-mr-potato-gif-21665298

[barren dagger]

@sharp vale tf you done with my airpods i need to charge them for college but aren't on my desk

[sharp vale]

Duk carry me in trials when I finally touch density two (2) again

[sharp vale]

Idk I'm in America, I can't afford airpods, I'm poor and don't have money for healthcare, remember?

[barren dagger]

im not noire

[sharp vale]

Who

???

[wind axle]

Lf my [AS] tag

NA stinky

[barren dagger]

lf eu tag

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

Okay simp eternal

[barren dagger]

are you going to get ER maidens now?

[wind axle]

Us rn

[teal temple]

ER YOUR ON ELDEN RING??!?!?!?!@

semp u will spend the next 7 hours helping me beat the game, congragulations!

[barren dagger]

I can help you by saying get better loser your mom

[sharp vale]

Oh yeah

[sharp vale]

No duk

[golden mica]

density dead game 😩 just waiting for weekly reset to do another 1 raid and then get bored!

[sharp vale]

Too real

[sharp vale]

I thought you loved density

[teal temple]

too bad, you will help me now.

[barren dagger]

p-p-pvp 🥺 [elden ring pvp 100%]

[golden mica]

me lookin for where tf you are, not even online

[sharp vale]

Nyanesure?

[teal temple]

i'll be on eventually, aka i'll ask later

[golden mica]

😩 i could if you weren't at college

[barren dagger]

look at this loser!

[sharp vale]

On this ||sike you thought I was gonna say it||

[barren dagger]

am not there right now but will be soon

[teal temple]

why yes i named myself after a music album, you should listen to it

[onyx schooner]

Im about to be at || Rykard || but ive been lootin and got funny dagger talisman and am doing sidestuff

[barren dagger]

I finish at 2:30pm my time, I think thats like 1:30 for you

[sharp vale]

Cut my life into pieces

[golden mica]

fun boss

[sharp vale]

I need some transmissions for car related purposes

Totally not sell them for thousands of dollars and make money

[onyx schooner]

I dont even know how many great runes I have left to get, 3 if there is 6 in total

[barren dagger]

but are you listening to gorillaz rn? no

[teal temple]

haven't listened to them in like a year now

[barren dagger]

your lackin

[golden mica]

gorillaz, now y'all making me feel old 💀

I was around when they were popular 💀

[sharp vale]

Gorillaz is still very popular

[desert pilot]

good morning chat

[sharp vale]

So much to the point where they became mainstream

[sharp vale]

K

[desert pilot]

im gonna be late to school because i missed my bus

[sharp vale]

L bozo just buy a car who needs a bus?

[void slate]

The bus missed you too uwu

[void slate]

With the current gas prices!?

[sharp vale]

Yes.

[desert pilot]

im not 18 + its better for the enviroment

[golden mica]

chat does my discord say I'm playing elden ring rn, I need to figure out if I have to lie or ghost a message 💀

[sharp vale]

L bozo heck the environment, that's a future problem

[desert pilot]

it doesn't

[golden mica]

wonderful

[sharp vale]

Nope

[void slate]

As some fashion model said, I'd rather wear fur than be naked.

[sharp vale]

That's a problem for future bozos to worry about

[desert pilot]

to you maybe

[void slate]

The only bozo is Boris Johnson

[sharp vale]

That was supposed to be a very facetious statement

[desert pilot]

i know

[sharp vale]

Real mfs dont care about the environment

@wind axle where are you 🅱️rost

🇫rost

[signal seal]

Wordle 283 2/6
⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

finally broke my 4 streak

[void slate]

Wordle is dead

[desert pilot]

people still play wordle?

[void slate]

No

[sharp vale]

Bing rate my drip

[void slate]

.gif yeetim

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bx6YC.gif

[teal temple]

rip bozo

[void slate]

Is that you @sharp vale

[sharp vale]

Why does rankbot have a .gif yeetim

.gif

[sharp vale]

Rate my drip

[teal temple]

no tree sentinal armor, 1/10 only because jelly shield

[sharp vale]

Mean

[teal temple]

just wish the sword was more useful than one super long slam attack animation

[sharp vale]

I wish you rated my drip higher than a 1/10

[teal temple]

2/10

[sharp vale]

I wish you rated it higher than a 2/10

[teal temple]

3/10

[sharp vale]

I wish you were holding my hand rn 👉👈

[teal temple]

🤝

[sharp vale]

Nice

Post cats

Or bunnies

[sharp vale]

Also this is a certified hood classic

[teal temple]

Driftirby is finished. This is the face of god

i was serious about commissioning a piece, i'm very happy with the guy who did this art

[sharp vale]

Drirby

Kirfter

Kirbter?

[mild crystal]

why

[sharp vale]

Drifby?

[sharp vale]

Now tell him to do one where Kirby inhaled zavala

I JUST REALIZED, WHY WERE ALL THE VANGUARD HAIRLESS

[lament egret]

[teal temple]

[void slate]

#💬destiny-chat

[teal temple]

you see it's kirby cosplaying someone else , therefore it belongs

[teal temple]

perhaps.... then i'll do an ikora commission. I'm curious as to what a savathun kirby would look like

[sharp vale]

It's just blue kirby

[signal seal]

hobo dragon / 10

[mild crystal]

give kirby a big sword

[teal temple]

give kirby the greatsword from ds3

[sharp vale]

Add a huge shoulder pad

[sharp vale]

Why hobo dragon

I should've equipped turtle shield

I'm gonna embrace turtle shield

With that stupid mask my character has for extra stamina it really do look like a turtle

[signal seal]

@sharp vale how about mine

[mild crystal]

Kirby is dumb anyways and pink too

[signal seal]

it's a 50 mb gif so let it load

but it's 1080p

[sharp vale]

Jesus

[sharp vale]

Flamey edgelord/10

Or is that lightning

[signal seal]

also check out my RL30+3 invader

Alpha Jesus

[signal seal]

lightning

[mild crystal]

zero drip

[signal seal]

it's more for intimidation

[sharp vale]

Bing I am level 86

[signal seal]

nice do you have vigor yet

[sharp vale]

Yes I have 40 vigor

[signal seal]

very nice

[sharp vale]

I have 40 vig, 25 end, 30 dex 30 strength

Plus the attribute raises from the equipment and talismans

[golden mica]

this is the single worst area in all of the game

[sharp vale]

So it's like 30 end, 33 Dex 33 strength and 40 vig

Gonna beat the game like that possibly

Just stacking the four basic ass stats

[sharp vale]

Liturgical

I like your funny words magic man

https://tenor.com/view/jfk-clone-high-i-like-your-funny-words-magic-man-jack-black-gif-18659433

Guys are there any more animal shields in elden ring

There's turtle, jellyfish, serpent. What else

[onyx schooner]

Yh'rl Mhom's shield

[signal seal]

MG42 archers

[golden mica]

mhhm, and now I'm even more susceptible than last playthrough 💀

[signal seal]

gotta just charge with brass shield or something

[golden mica]

y'know what, a shield isn't a bad idea, first i'm going to use this sentry torch I hunted down to kill that mf invis boi, then i'll swap to shield

[queen osprey]

🔥

[wind axle]

It really isn't

[golden mica]

it really is

[wind axle]

It's only the 2 black knife assassins

The archers are

[sharp vale]

Will Smith big L

[sharp vale]

Pat post genshin

[wind axle]

WiLL Smith

[sharp vale]

You know you want to

[queen osprey]

i was on my work break 😡

you right

[wind axle]

Wrong

[sharp vale]

Two Ls in his name and one W, cancels the W and keeps the Ls

[wind axle]

Two Ls in his name, both from his wife

[sharp vale]

Someone say it so I don't have to

[wind axle]

Speedo sticker

[queen osprey]

@hard spindle wake up

[hard spindle]

I am

[queen osprey]

oh

[sharp vale]

RANDO bully him about genshin

[hard spindle]

no hes a pedo now I cant help him

[wind axle]

Unironically though I hated the 1st half of haligtree more

[sharp vale]

Should I post bad yeetim line of the night b4 I sleep

[sacred oasis]

bro pat why u keep posting genshin stickers bro

[sharp vale]

L red name

[wind axle]

Bro why you got the cringe name colour

[sharp vale]

L

[wind axle]

Bozer

[sharp vale]

Everyone post L

[sacred oasis]

alright

[wind axle]

L

[queen osprey]

oh

i forgot to order food

[sharp vale]

L

[wind axle]

L

[queen osprey]

i do that now

[mild crystal]

?

[sharp vale]

L

[hard spindle]

red name

[wind axle]

L

[mild crystal]

Whos is getting food

[sharp vale]

Ls in chat boys

[queen osprey]

rando when are you subscribing

and supporting the server

[hard spindle]

never lmao

[sharp vale]

Pat when are you posting an L

[queen osprey]

lmao

L

[sharp vale]

L

[hard spindle]

I am never supporting this awful server w what is it?

[golden mica]

@wind axle I am having so much fun 😩

[sharp vale]

We even got pat to post L? Based

[wind axle]

Dodge the arrows pepega

[sharp vale]

Incredibly based

[wind axle]

NO FFUCKINF WAY L MACHINE

[sharp vale]

Tbf you guarded far too much. You allowed yourself to be guard broken and take extra guard brake damage

[sharp vale]

BASED PAT

[queen osprey]

fuck

this korean chicken place doesnt have the spcial on anymore

[hard spindle]

what was the special

[sharp vale]

Just order noodles

[queen osprey]

2 drinks for the price of 1

[wind axle]

Get 1 drink for the price of 2

[queen osprey]

nah fuck them

[hard spindle]

pat needs 2 2 litre cokes for himself

[sharp vale]

@sacred oasis

[hard spindle]

bc hes obese

[queen osprey]

nah it was boba

grape flavoured

im not big on it

[hard spindle]

never had boba cant lie

[queen osprey]

but a deals a deal

[sharp vale]

I HAVE THE PERFECT MEME

[sacred oasis]

bro i regret my impulse having ass brain

[queen osprey]

there are people at my work who order boba delivered every 2-3 days

[wind axle]

L

[queen osprey]

fucking wild

its not THAT good

[wind axle]

Paying 7 more dollars for a role colour and emote reacts

[queen osprey]

just tea with little sugar balls

[sharp vale]

L

[gloomy jackal]

Can someone post that one meme where its the stranger and its “no time to explain?”

[wind axle]

No

[gloomy jackal]

Oh ok

[mild crystal]

someone will if you ask again

[sharp vale]

@queen osprey have you tried it?

[queen osprey]

i dont think ive seen redder eyes

https://i.imgur.com/D1iFno5.png

boppin or nah

price kinda not boppin

bruhhhhhhhhhh just embed

[gloomy jackal]

sorry

[sharp vale]

It's grape, grape flavored

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/ecoUioh.png

[sharp vale]

Have you tried it?

[queen osprey]

💀

https://i.imgur.com/CvtMMbP.png

[sharp vale]

JEUSS FUCK WHA THEFUCK

[queen osprey]

💀

[sharp vale]

NAWH

[wind axle]

Epic chicken scam

[hard spindle]

wBRUH

[queen osprey]

these guys lost their damn minds

[sharp vale]

THAT'S LIKE 50$ MOST HERE IN THE US

[hard spindle]

128 nawh

[sharp vale]

Australians starvin rn

[queen osprey]

we are

[mild crystal]

buy it who cares

[queen osprey]

down horrendous

[sacred oasis]

in what currency

[hard spindle]

who would pay that

[sharp vale]

Pat gonna look like his PFP pretty soon when he "forgets" to buy food for the second week in a row

[mild crystal]

someone who plays lost ark will

[queen osprey]

AUD

[sacred oasis]

oh bruh

[sharp vale]

Us to pat rn

[queen osprey]

lmao

what does the brit even say in that

well, at least, us "something" dont get shot up

[sharp arch]

Schools

Classic comeback you see

[sharp vale]

Yeah they get stabbed up instead

[queen osprey]

oh

[sharp vale]

Far more terrifying experience

[queen osprey]

whats worse

[hard spindle]

us has a higher knife crime per capita though

[sharp vale]

And then the cops take three hours to show up and don't apply lethal force to prevent the stabbing

[queen osprey]

stab threat or shoot threat

[sharp vale]

Tbf America has it pretty bad w violence

[hard spindle]

quite a US moment cant lie

[sharp arch]

Thoughts?!

[sharp vale]

I think you're posting cringe

[mild crystal]

what does that even mean

[queen osprey]

its pretty cringe

[sharp vale]

That's my thoughts

[queen osprey]

i dont get it though

[hard spindle]

^

[sharp vale]

Everyone drop an L again

L

[sharp arch]

Women with multiple baby fathers shouldn’t be allowed to vote is what the kid is saying

[hard spindle]

I get its cringe but idk what it means

[sharp arch]

Cus she makes poor life decisions

[hard spindle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😐

[sharp arch]

Me when explaining tik tok

[mild crystal]

what is voting ?

[queen osprey]

yeah....

😐

[sharp vale]

Kids who make tiktoks shouldn't be talking politics

😐

[sharp arch]

Says who

[sharp vale]

Says me.

[hard spindle]

u know its unfunny on another lvl when me yeetim and pat are on the same wavelength

[sharp vale]

Too true

[sharp arch]

Humor really is subjective I guess

[sharp vale]

The three of us are colliding personalities yet we are still equally in agreement

That's a big L moment

[hard spindle]

shut up yeetim

[sharp vale]

British

A British, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar

[sharp arch]

British

[queen osprey]

why are you so suddenly hooked on saying L yeetim

[sharp vale]

Idk I've been saying bozo a lot too recently

[hard spindle]

im not british

[sharp vale]

Just one of those phases when phrases and words infect your vocabulary for a short period of time

[queen osprey]

yea....

you kinda are

[hard spindle]

pat I wasnt even born in the uk

[sharp vale]

British accent = British

[queen osprey]

yeetim is correct

[sharp vale]

That's like telling a black person in the UK they aren't British even though they're African

If they've been there long enough to develop the culture and accent, they are British

It's called being multinational/cultural

[hard spindle]

I am not born here. I am not even spending any more time here.

[sharp vale]

Big W RANDO LEAVING BRITAIN

[hard spindle]

wdym british culture. these mfs got 0 culture

[hard spindle]

im only here for cheap good education lol

[sharp vale]

Idk I've heard the Welsh like to fuck goats

[hard spindle]

sheep

[queen osprey]

thats the new zealanders

[sharp vale]

LOL

Yeetim/Pat/rando chat when?

Let's start a podcast on pat's TTV

[queen osprey]

pay 30$/month you can make the yeetim chatroom

and we can talk there

[sharp vale]

Big L

THAT'S ACTUALLY HILARIOUS LOL

PAYING 30$ A MONTH FOR YOUR PERSONAL CHATROOM

[queen osprey]

i could sell water to a fish

[sharp vale]

WHO??

[hard spindle]

LMAO 30 A MONTH

MARIO PAYED 30 A MONTH AHAHA

[queen osprey]

no

hes on 10

i think

[wind axle]

He paid 10

[queen osprey]

yea

10

[wind axle]

7 extra dollars from basic role

[sharp vale]

Oh LORD

[mild crystal]

who cares what you spend your money on

[queen osprey]

this guy upset is on 30

[hard spindle]

10 LMAO

[wind axle]

7 EXTRA DOLLARS FOR A NAME COLOUR AND REACTIONS

[sharp vale]

Alright guys we can't donator shame before someone decides to enforce donator shaming rules that don't exist

[wind axle]

Imagine

[queen osprey]

it is what it is

[sharp vale]

I can imagine

Pat can also imagine

[vestal ember]

hey guys please dont clown the premium membership

[hard spindle]

welfare getting paid 😍

[sharp vale]

LOK

LOL

I wish I was welfare rn

[hard spindle]

welfare when payday comes around 🤑

[queen osprey]

hurry up chooi

https://i.imgur.com/M9AiELt.png

[sharp vale]

Imagine the 💲💲

[vestal ember]

doxxed

[wind axle]

Get doxxed bozo

[sharp vale]

Yo order ain't even ready yet

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/930851931574906901.png

[queen osprey]

!

[sharp vale]

!

[queen osprey]

https://twitter.com/Zellsis/status/1508162124870160384/photo/1

Jordan Montemurro (@Zellsis)

valid

Likes

7719

Twitter · Mar 27, 2022, 7:20 PM

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/J5fHlnv.png

[wind axle]

Epic embed fail

[queen osprey]

brooooooo

[sharp vale]

@wind axle

[queen osprey]

embed

[wind axle]

[sharp vale]

Can't believe a mod just had an epic embed fail

[queen osprey]

second one of the day

[wind axle]

Can't believe I just got ratiod by a green name

[sharp vale]

@queen osprey

[void slate]

Fun fact - uranium is gluten free

[queen osprey]

is that so

[mild crystal]

omg fun facts

[void slate]

As well as sugarfree

[sharp vale]

Fun fact: cellulose is used in foods which is the same chemical that is found in every plant for cellular structure

[mild crystal]

its my lucky day

[queen osprey]

ah-6 when are you giving us a fun fact

[sharp vale]

Post then genshin sticker again

We need it once more for the hype

[void slate]

.gif pat

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/biw1e.gif

[mild crystal]

if you pay me 100$ I will.

[void slate]

You will what

[mild crystal]

I will

[void slate]

You will Smith?

[sharp vale]

Why does it look like she's busting a nut

[queen osprey]

i dont know

[sharp vale]

And with that I'm going to bed gn

[queen osprey]

shes just looking in disgust

[void slate]

She's upset with rule 34 artists

[sharp vale]

Disgusted in this chat

[sharp vale]

And that too

[queen osprey]

yes

[sharp vale]

Pat how much do you get paid to mod this server

[void slate]

Pat how much did you pay to mod this server

[mild crystal]

answer it with a fun fact 😏

[sharp vale]

For the first time in D2PCLFG HISTORY

SLAVE LABOR

[queen osprey]

true

[void slate]

Fun fact - arsenic was used as an ingredient in English wallpapers

[queen osprey]

fun fact americans still produce and use asbestos in buildings

[mild crystal]

Historical facts ?

[sharp vale]

Pat regrets every moment he spends on this server because he knows deep down inside he could use that precious time to get bitches irl instead of on genshin impact

[sharp vale]

Actually true but no one complains about it and idk why

[void slate]

In Poland everyone is supposed to remove any asbestos they have

[queen osprey]

same in australia

[sharp vale]

Same thing in America but no one enforces that

Okay actually gn now

Especially pat bc pat was exceptionally cool tn

[void slate]

In fact there's asbestos in the house of commons in British parliament.

[queen osprey]

l0l

[sharp vale]

gn pat

[void slate]

Because it was bombed in ww2 and they used asbestos in restorations

[queen osprey]

i worked with a plumber once

and he told me a story about when he was new

he had to carve through a wall to fit pipe

and his boss told him not to do it because it might be asbestos

but he didnt listen for whatever reason

so 15 minutes of drilling (without a respirator mask or anything)

his boss comes back and fucking rages at him

[queen osprey]

so hes gonna die when hes 50

[void slate]

I dealt with asbestos

Inhaled it

[wind axle]

Pedo

[void slate]

Pedeetim 😡

[signal seal]

there's over 30 kinds of asbestos some are worse than others. i know people who worked with it and are fine

[void slate]

I cracked asbestos roof tiles and inhaled fumes

[wind axle]

I am asbestos

[void slate]

It wasn't pleasant

I'm gunna have cancer

🫀

[queen osprey]

yeah the general conception is to stay the fuck away

unless you deal with asbestos removal

and its your job to identify if there are fibers or not

[void slate]

There were fibers I can confirm

[queen osprey]

yeah thats fucked

[mild crystal]

ayup

THe

[teal temple]

ngl the people who appraise this shit are the type that use reddit unironically

[queen osprey]

whats ironic about using reddit

[wind axle]

I just hit them anyway out of habit

[mild crystal]

i still would hit it

[wind axle]

Elden ring players are so unfunny

(except the ones here)

[mild crystal]

its funny trolling

[teal temple]

Literally, if I could turn off these messages I would

[wind axle]

You could play in offline mode

No messages and bloodstains unless world generated

[teal temple]

[wind axle]

Both of em outta pocket

[wet quarry]

Chris Rock took that slap like a man

I literally thought it was an act lul

[teal temple]

i think it's time i shared some memes from reddit

[queen osprey]

ironically or unironically

[teal temple]

ironically, i just posted a good meme from a halo discord first. Now for reddit level humor

Le reddit "humor"

actually this one get's a pass because the left is your average redditor after spending 5 minutes outside

[golden mica]

THIS IS FINE

[teal temple]

semp i am in the land of giants, how do i go to the top left part of the snowy area? do i need the other half of the medallion?

[void slate]

Guys isn't it ironic

[barren dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/230864892674965507/958121925488558110/ezgif.com-gif-maker_1.gif

[void slate]

First Oscar ceremony with three female hosts and what happens that a man slaps another man

[teal temple]

le ironic humor has failed, just like all reddit humor

[echo wasp]

He’s br*tish so of course they don’t know humor

[mild crystal]

br*tish(derogatory)

[echo wasp]

^exactly

Prewty shtupid innit

-average British lingo

[granite umbra]

its chewsday so its ok

[barren dagger]

🤨

you clearly haven't watched the british inbetweeners

[honest raft]

That comic isn't that bad

[strange finch]

@golden mica i have achieved the big funny hammer build

going through and bonking each boss 2 times will never get old man

[golden mica]

I'm bullying ||melania|| rn, got her to 25% in phase 2 on 1st attempt, run out of stamina though 😩

[barren dagger]

you hhuge fuckinf hamma isn't big enough

[granite umbra]

needs to be bignnmfff

meow

[barren dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691116622483554304/854339952972005376/image0-52.gif

[teal temple]

does anyone remember back in the early 2000's there was a program where you could have a cat follow your mouse around and it would do random things

like if it caught your mouse it would show it falling asleep then it'd wake up meowing when you moved it

[barren dagger]

im not a boomer so no

[teal temple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaV9giuY-UQ&ab_channel=EposVox

found it, it's called oneko

there was a disc i had as a kid where it had over 40 free games on it, one of them was connect 4. You could play against the AI and let it auto fight itself, it also had a speed up option

i used to set it to max speed and max difficulty, it ended up crashing after around 40 games played in like 9 seconds

[lament egret]

i remember when i was like 8 or 9 i wanted to get new cursors and almost bricked my sister's pc bc it was a virus lol

[teal temple]

yeah looking back my windows xp pc was super slow after downloading so much shit as a kid

[golden mica]

💀 hardest boss in the game btw

[teal temple]

nobody here will ever remember "real arcade" because it doesn't exist anymore.

[lament egret]

i never knew power stancing hammers could be so funny

[severe musk]

im in love wit da coco

[golden mica]

It's been a very fun playthrough

[granite umbra]

i want to kill talking tom

[void slate]

Who's British

[wind axle]

Yes

You need both parts of haligtree medallion, one is in albarauric village, the other is in castle sol

[teal temple]

damn, more shit to fight i guess. God this game never ends

[wind axle]

Then you just use lift of rold

[void slate]

This was literally me https://www.reddit.com/r/aspiememes/comments/tqtv8j/felt/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[trail citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/lean-purple-guy-fnaf-lean-man-perc-gif-24802273

[teal temple]

offline mod online??

[trail citrus]

im hiding

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-cat-cat-meme-i-know-where-you-live-i-know-your-exact-location-gif-22889358

[hard spindle]

[thick orbit]

Time to have a drink of water

[trail citrus]

good job Ren

[teal temple]

this is a certified @trail citrus moment

[trail citrus]

i am the guy with the mangler

[trail citrus]

also this meme unironically pretty good

[bitter heath]

I love the format

[trail citrus]

chat is triggered

[wind axle]

Understandable have a nice day

[void slate]

Can dis Caddince can-can

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bnTz1.gif

[hard spindle]

Understandable have a nice day

[void slate]

.gif @hard spindle

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bnKk9.gif

[teal temple]

that gif was garbage wtf rank bot

peter stealing all the good gifs

[hard spindle]

.gif @[EU] Randolando

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bBsEZ.gif

[void slate]

.gif @teal temple

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bi0DO.gif

[hard spindle]

This randomando EU guy sucks ass

[teal temple]

the audacity of this bot

[hard spindle]

AYO BRO

[void slate]

Wtf

[teal temple]

.gif @golden mica

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bDN9b.gif

[trail citrus]

.gif @trail citrus

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bhi4I.gif

[trail citrus]

bruh what

[teal temple]

caddince please translate

.gif @teal temple

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/9rTZ.gif

[teal temple]

is that thing shitting snow around it

[hard spindle]

.gif randolando

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bmj7o.gif

[trail citrus]

ayo

[hard spindle]

AYO NAWH WHAT IS THIS

[teal temple]

[void slate]

.gif @desert pilot

[trail citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/ayyoooo-ayoo-ayyoo-gif-24286843

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bnRG5.gif

[teal temple]

.gif @vital roost

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/ba7RD.gif

[hard spindle]

LMAO POTASSIUM KINDA LOOKS LIKE A BTEC VERSION OF THAT

[void slate]

.gif @hard spindle

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bjzo7.gif

[trail citrus]

.gif @exotic leaf

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bgMFa.gif

[teal temple]

.gif

[trail citrus]

this is so sad

[void slate]

I'm crying

[thick orbit]

|_

[trail citrus]

.gif @void slate

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/boz0T.gif

[trail citrus]

.gif @thick orbit

[hard spindle]

All these gifs suck ass

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bgdBL.gif

[trail citrus]

bruh

[thick orbit]

LMAO

[hard spindle]

Bro all these gifs are so bad

[void slate]

.gif @trail citrus

[trail citrus]

ur bad

[teal temple]

bruh 0.67 nano seconds short

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/boeMv.gif

[teal temple]

.gif @trail citrus

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bl6yx.gif

[trail citrus]

god i wish that was me

[thick orbit]

same

[teal temple]

on god if the socks stay on it ain't gay

[hard spindle]

It could be 🥺

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bnCSD.gif

[hard spindle]

LMAO

This is one of the only funny things in this channel

[teal temple]

rando... pat is playing the forbidden game.

[trail citrus]

European humor

[void slate]

.gif @cold nebula

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bnRm1.gif

[bitter heath]

genshin impact more like gayshit infact

[hard spindle]

He does all the time

[teal temple]

mountain dew ads are either like really good (b op 2) or just really fucking weird

[hard spindle]

And uses genshin emotes

[trail citrus]

[teal temple]

.gif

[void slate]

I prefer 7up

[hard spindle]

He uses genshin emotes. Plays it all the time and is a discord mod

Pat might be a pedo

[teal temple]

this next gif will decide if pat is

[void slate]

.gif @trail citrus Genshin

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bvtsp.gif

[trail citrus]

wtf

[teal temple]

.gif @queen osprey

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/byXZf.gif

[teal temple]

how does this help prove my point rank bot

[cold nebula]

I played a total of 15 minutes of Genshing

[hard spindle]

Pat thinks he's Asian

[void slate]

.gif @exotic leaf

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bkORh.gif

[teal temple]

oh god it's my little pedo

[trail citrus]

🤨

[teal temple]

caddince you don't know how deep the iceberg goes do you

[void slate]

.gif @teal temple

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bgdvi.gif

[void slate]

Garfield knows

[teal temple]

non elderich abomination garfield

[trail citrus]

no edits allowed

[teal temple]

.gif

[trail citrus]

[trail citrus]

bruh

[teal temple]

.gif

[void slate]

Aww man

[hard spindle]

This chat blows

[void slate]

.gif Joe Blackburn

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/boHMN.gif

[trail citrus]

shut up

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-flute-dragonzord-summon-robot-gif-5460488

[teal temple]

.gif caddinces mom

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bjgge.gif

[teal temple]

[void slate]

.gif chat blows

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bJZn6.gif

[teal temple]

.gif @hard spindle

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bn2Ih.gif

[severe musk]

i thought they said the no no word at first bruh

[void slate]

😳

[teal temple]

rando is that you

[hard spindle]

Yum

Yes I am women

[void slate]

.gif @vital roost

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bmdLD.gif

[void slate]

What game is that

[severe musk]

LOL

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bjASf.gif

[hard spindle]

AYO

[teal temple]

that animation burns my eyes

[hard spindle]

DUK EXPLAIN

[teal temple]

.gif @barren dagger

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bkLJk.gif

[hard spindle]

What is that furry shit though

Double furry shit sus

[teal temple]

bro skill is a furry confirmed

[severe musk]

contravertional

[teal temple]

.gif @stoic wagon

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/boEDo.gif

[hard spindle]

A lotta Asian women eating food gifs for us huh

[teal temple]

why do these gifs exist, who are they meant for

[hard spindle]

Are we all just young asain women eating food rankbot???

[severe musk]

i made them personally

[cold nebula]

The Normies

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bkkT9.gif

[trail citrus]

god i wish

[teal temple]

.gif hopefully something interesting

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/5bnl.gif

[hard spindle]

Please never say normies again

[cold nebula]

ellaborate

[void slate]

.gif @stoic wagon woman

[teal temple]

ok that gif was very specific, like who tf getting caught in a blizzard on they're b day

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/IXTP.gif

[hard spindle]

Ayo dank got somet to tell us 💀

[void slate]

@stoic wagon That's you

[cold nebula]

.gif Moon

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bvuQ9.gif

[teal temple]

yo maybe what we say affects what gif we get

[hard spindle]

What u trynna say?

[trail citrus]

.gif @trail citrus 's girlfriend

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bbmrt.gif

https://tenor.com/baYwJ.gif

[teal temple]

.gif pizza

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bkfWG.gif

[trail citrus]

bruh

[void slate]

.gif Uranus

[hard spindle]

YES I WILL

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bCW4T.gif

[trail citrus]

where is my gf

[cold nebula]

This spam is insane

[teal temple]

what the fuck

[void slate]

@trail citrus Here

[cold nebula]

.gif Elden Ring

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bKGvl.gif

[trail citrus]

.gif @trail citrus 's woman

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/xhbI.gif

[trail citrus]

oh yes thank you

thanks rankbot

[teal temple]

.gif caddinces mom

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bjgge.gif

https://tenor.com/LzzD.gif

[hard spindle]

Bro is down horrendous

[teal temple]

the same gif twice, disappointed in rank bot rn

[trail citrus]

In the trenches

[hard spindle]

Caddince get a gf already please

[void slate]

.gif @hard spindle boyfriend

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bkgfs.gif

[trail citrus]

Believe me I'm trying

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/wTig.gif

[cold nebula]

.gif @cold nebula Wife

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/blWRM.gif

[trail citrus]

ayo Moon

[teal temple]

AYO?

[hard spindle]

Ur either the ugliest mf on earth or ur not trying v hard

[cold nebula]

I like the result 🙂 \

[teal temple]

.gif caddince's future wife

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bibNZ.gif

[trail citrus]

hopefully its the latter not the former

[teal temple]

wut

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/7Ort.gif

[cold nebula]

.gif @cold nebula husband

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/4eTL.gif

[hard spindle]

When face reveal 🥺

[trail citrus]

i did it before

[cold nebula]

You missed mine

[teal temple]

.gif caddinces future

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bgZKv.gif

[hard spindle]

I seen u b4 u think

[trail citrus]

but truth is yeah im not trying very hard, i have work and school. no time for a gf man

[cold nebula]

.gif @cold nebula Daughter

[hard spindle]

Can I have it again 😳

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bmIGj.gif

[cold nebula]

seems that my wife and daughter are asians

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bQ90x.gif

[trail citrus]

maybe someday

[teal temple]

.gif my future

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bvLks.gif

[trail citrus]

wow

[cold nebula]

.gif @hard spindle and his femboy gf

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/ycAD.gif

[hard spindle]

Tag me when u do bc I do not care about this chat ngl

[trail citrus]

[teal temple]

rank bot your too kind

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bhJfr.gif

[hard spindle]

STOP MAKING ME GAY

[teal temple]

.gif femboy

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bHmSX.gif

[cold nebula]

.gif Moon

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/3KG1.gif

[cold nebula]

The F

[teal temple]

ayo?!

[hard spindle]

Nawh these mfs making it out like I'm gay bro

[teal temple]

he ain't got no asshole

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bevrS.gif

[teal temple]

.gif rando kissing his bf

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/3HOx.gif

[hard spindle]

Bc there hot???

[cold nebula]

.gif Luna

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bB5mW.gif

[hard spindle]

Even rankbot knows I'm not gay see

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bceOg.gif

[teal temple]

.gif florida man

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/1J8U.gif

[cold nebula]

.gif Bulgaria

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/7ADU.gif

[hard spindle]

I'm from florida uno

Fun rano fact

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/3C8w.gif

[hard spindle]

No tf. Stop making me gay

[trail citrus]

youre Br*tish, shut up

[teal temple]

.gif portal 2

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bFpOh.gif