💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[signal seal]

could just be the sensor on a seatbelt doesn't work so the car can't detect a passenger and the right side airbags won't deploy but red makes me think otherwise

yellow would typically be a bad sensor, red means bad

[desert pilot]

smoothest exit ever

[signal seal]

SAFE! (referencing the bike sliding home in baseball)

[void slate]

This is the smoothest entrance

[desert pilot]

casually entering tianamen square

[void slate]

Okay I'm going to sleep for realz now

[desert pilot]

ok gn peter :)

[desert pilot]

damn im hungry

[hardy mesa]

good

[desert pilot]

evil

[sharp vale]

It's just a uhhh dealer recall, all I need to do is get them serviced. Free of charge. I just don't drive my car enough to do it

Yeetim POV

[signal seal]

just doooo it

[dire herald]

i gotta get the gains tho

[sharp vale]

Did you see the 300z tho

[hardy mesa]

what does half of this mean?

[sharp vale]

Then do it, I just don't like Instagram gym bros

[signal seal]

video doesn't load

[sharp vale]

Wait til it do

[vestal ember]

s tier pizza

[hardy mesa]

not with mushrooms

[dire herald]

but i gotta post my gains

[sharp vale]

Respectable but L

L just because, no reason behind it

It really is a nice day today guys

[desert pilot]

we had awful weather today

[sharp vale]

For u guys

[desert pilot]

it was fucking hailing

[dire herald]

i gotta flex my gains

thats the reason

[sharp vale]

No I mean there's no reason behind my L, I just like saying L

[dire herald]

you just gotta flex your gains

[sharp vale]

Too true

I do be flexing sometimes

[cold nebula]

Ugh, how do you leave Roundtable?

[signal seal]

open your map and fast travel 😄

[sharp vale]

Press G

[cold nebula]

It opens the map

[signal seal]

fast travel to any site of grace

[cold nebula]

Ahh..

Thank you

[signal seal]

have you not been fast traveling 😄

in your defense i spent 20 hours in skyrim before i realized you could fast travel

[sharp vale]

@signal seal it is a beautiful day bing

[signal seal]

your videos don't load

i click play and it just sits at 0:00

[exotic leaf]

damn L car + L videos

[teal temple]

bing pls help me kill this thing

[signal seal]

what thing?

[teal temple]

part of ranni's quest, it's the wolf dude but he's red in the underground waterfall part

[signal seal]

uh give me the grace location and i'll go there in a sec launching game

[teal temple]

Nokstella waterfall basin, underground near the lake of rot

[exotic leaf]

did anybody figure out what red boys purpose was at round table

[vestal ember]

dung eater ending

[vestal ember]

blaidd?

[exotic leaf]

oh no

[signal seal]

ok what password

[teal temple]

Yea, red boi blaidd. No password, I'm near the grace site

[signal iris]

not blaidd

[exotic leaf]

now i drive home

[signal seal]

what password 😐

[vestal ember]

drive safe !!

[signal iris]

i juat did that

[signal seal]

nvm just use password: bing

[exotic leaf]

glad you’re home safe c:

[signal seal]

my sign is down

[signal iris]

some asshole cab driver honked at me for no reason

[exotic leaf]

honk back at them and give em a big ol fuck you

[lament egret]

shatter his window

[exotic leaf]

i support this as well

[sharp vale]

Big sad

It is just a very nice day

[teal temple]

It'll be a sec, I don't have those beries

[signal seal]

well i was going to kill the dragonkin guy but i got death blighted changing weapons

it's fine i want to respec and do a few things lmk if you need help on anything

[teal temple]

Haha the next thing was to kill the lakerot soldier dude for the sword

[signal seal]

oh if you want i'll go back

and save the respec til later i can help with him

[teal temple]

Ye, thank yah. Can you put summon signs at the boss? I'm pretty much right next to it

[signal seal]

yeah 1 sec

sign is down here

[signal iris]

bing

[signal seal]

yeah

[teal temple]

Ah one sec, I have zero beries to remove the effect of rot

[signal iris]

why do you not have the floor near the boss up?

[signal seal]

NG+1

[teal temple]

This shit drains so slowly

[signal iris]

doesn't scarlet rot last like 10 mins?

or was it just toxic in dark souls that lasted 10 mins?

[teal temple]

Lmao your sign is in the rot

[signal seal]

i can drop you berries

[teal temple]

I mightve gotten knocked into the rot

With like zero health

[signal seal]

he fucked yo shit up

[sharp vale]

Big mean

[teal temple]

Lmao I'll just use a bow

[signal seal]

lol i'll have my sign at the same spot

[sharp vale]

How do get to funny red lake

[teal temple]

Aight one sec

[signal seal]

do ranni questline

will get there through that

[sharp vale]

How do get her questline

Dude with big hat has effectively told me to kill her

[teal temple]

Thank Bing , I now have cool sword

[signal seal]

google ranni fextralife and follow the steps

[signal seal]

[teal temple]

pairs nicely with jelly shield

[sharp vale]

JWLLY SHIELD

HOW GET

[teal temple]

Uh.... one sec

right here

it also buffs your weapon damage as an intrinsic weapon trait

[teal temple]

I might need help again, it's the weird mosquito boss past the lake of rot down the waterfall

[sharp vale]

That's cool, I love the turtle shield because uhhh stamina regen

[lament egret]

I want elden ring but new kirby game

[signal seal]

oh yeah i can help

[teal temple]

Ok but unironically my best helmet is the mushroom crown

[signal iris]

give me this much, and i will buy a 20% code for u from humble bundle

[signal seal]

my sign is down by the statue of Marika before Astel

[exotic leaf]

jelly shield twins

[lament egret]

I wish i just spent $25 on warframe and another 10 for my frens !!!

[exotic leaf]

you’ll survive

[signal iris]

still waiting for cross save

[sharp vale]

True

[lament egret]

Soon™️

[sharp vale]

Yes, correct, I loved that shield

[exotic leaf]

i wish elden wing was cross platform

[signal iris]

so true bestie

we couldve kissed in nokron

[sharp vale]

I ate food now I don't feel like washing my car

[signal seal]

got connection error good luck @teal temple

[exotic leaf]

we could’ve kissed in forbidden woods

[teal temple]

Ah rip I died 3 seconds later

[exotic leaf]

oh wait we did

[signal seal]

ill drop my sign again

[teal temple]

Bro my game just froze

[sharp vale]

It's happened to me twice

[signal seal]

connection error again

[signal iris]

@exotic leafyou love to see it

[teal temple]

Oh my game crashed

[signal iris]

a comically large arrow in my back

[sharp vale]

Thanks Solsis I will now get jelly shield

[signal seal]

if you're coming back i can wait

[signal iris]

???

[signal seal]

i have a plan

[teal temple]

Ye, it'll be a sec

[sharp vale]

Misreas the NAME

I'm BLIND I can't type either wtf

[teal temple]

Am back, now for the sign

[exotic leaf]

best ds3 gesture

[teal temple]

Mid fight some fucker appraised my message

[signal iris]

it refills ur hp and gives you a flask LOL

[sharp vale]

Isn't there this quest where you go to the mist and then use a gesture?

Where's the location for that again?

I got the gesture but idk where tf to go

I just got it and ran off

[signal seal]

ez pz

[teal temple]

I had a skill issue where I got sucked up into the bosses gravity well and couldn't roll fast enough to heal myself

[signal seal]

you can roll out of that

[exotic leaf]

[sacred oasis]

[exotic leaf]

[mild crystal]

Elden ring = good game

[unkempt plinth]

based

[unkempt plinth]

[signal iris]

@exotic leaf

[hollow marten]

Ranni fumo

[exotic leaf]

oh shit an accord!!!

[unkempt plinth]

Ranni is offering me royalty soooooo…

[signal iris]

i am very sad, awesome

[unkempt plinth]

something the matter?

[signal iris]

everything lol

[sharp vale]

Lewshifer drives an accord

[cold nebula]

I get my ass kicked again and again 🙂

[signal iris]

does she actually?

[cold nebula]

vrooom https://www.carscoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/mitsubishi-lancer-evo-uk-anniversary-2.jpg

[exotic leaf]

no i don’t LOL

i drive a stupid honda model i hate it but great mpg

[sharp vale]

EVO

I love evos

[sharp vale]

Honda Fit

[cold nebula]

When you are so bad at Elden Ring that the only way to kill a giant without summons is to just run around his legs with Torrent and a big sword

[unkempt plinth]

you’re given torrent for a reason

[cold nebula]

MKB control is atrocious

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IRpWK/de162b7beb.jpg im not buying plat

[cold nebula]

I need help, Margit is impossible to kill with the gear I have

[onyx schooner]

I guess I can come help, one sec

@cold nebula you still need help?

[cold nebula]

For some reason I cannot summon anything but NPC

[exotic leaf]

honda fit sport model

[onyx schooner]

You need to use a Furlcalling Finger Remedy, should have some/be able to craft some with Erdleaf Flowers

[cold nebula]

Yes, I have 2, but the thing does not work

[sharp vale]

Master guesser

[cold nebula]

It does not allow me to interact in any way

[onyx schooner]

Give me a minute

[onyx schooner]

if you already used it, dont use it again

Im getting to that spot

[cold nebula]

I don't remember using it

Maybe another player have to be around?

[lament egret]

be like me and buy it

[onyx schooner]

if you stand close to it you should of been able to press E on the statue and it activates, it just allows more summons to be there

[cold nebula]

The other golden sign allows me to use NPC only

[onyx schooner]

You're sure you press R and used a furlcalling Finger Remedy?

Are you online, most importantly?

[cold nebula]

Yes

[onyx schooner]

Keep looking, because if you're online and used a remedy, you should be able to summon me.

[cold nebula]

Wait, it worked

Wierd

A,,, how do I know who is you

[onyx schooner]

I uh, havent been summoned

[cold nebula]

There are too many signes

[onyx schooner]

My name is NEENORT

[cold nebula]

okka

[onyx schooner]

... Do you see it or uh, no?

[cold nebula]

I see plenty of peopel but neenort

[onyx schooner]

You didnt put in the password I dm'd you

Press ESC, press Multiplayer, press F, enter "beans" without quotes in Multiplayer Password

[cold nebula]

King

[onyx schooner]

thats not me lol

Now enter the password and it'll slim down the pools to just people with the password so you can summon me

[cold nebula]

I am trying for some reason.... the password comes on cyrilic and I cannot change althou my kb is on english wth game

[onyx schooner]

[cold nebula]

I kid you not

[onyx schooner]

Ok, well, enter a password, and message me on here with the password

If you're alive?

Fuck it, I deleted my password, just try to look for mine now

[cold nebula]

I cant handle this, all text in game comes as Cyricli

[onyx schooner]

Dude, I think its your keyboard or something, never had that issue

[cold nebula]

No clue what's going, it is set to english, but in game is Cyrlic

[onyx schooner]

... whaton earth.

[cold nebula]

I am sorry for wasting your time 😦 I don't know how to fix this

I will write in Steam Forums

[onyx schooner]

Can you go into your game library, right click elden ring, click properties, and check the Language tab? @cold nebula

[cold nebula]

The game is on english but I will try

Yes, it says english

I will reset game and see

[onyx schooner]

Success, Moon's Margit is dead

[signal iris]

||which one?||

[onyx schooner]

|| the moon i have been talking to, and the first margit, they're new ||

[glossy vault]

[golden mica]

LETS GO MOON

[onyx schooner]

Man, its funny, I started out doing the same stuff and suffering at him, then I had a friend help

The cycle continues?

[golden mica]

passing it on

[onyx schooner]

They also got me a rune arc so im happy

[golden mica]

yis, I helped an irl friend through a few bosses, meant I could stack up on rune arcs for the 3424904 I lost during scarlet rot sword lady ||aka malenia but I was too lazy to put in spoiler, and did it anyway||

[sharp vale]

Elden ring time

[exotic leaf]

omg look its welfare

[onyx schooner]

do you think he's

do you think he's faring well

[sacred oasis]

Welfare isn’t here Lew…you good?

🤨

[sharp vale]

She forgot to take her meds

[exotic leaf]

he was here a few minutes ago if you scrolled up

yeet shut your bozo ass up ):<

[sharp vale]

She's right

I just wanted to use the meds meme

[sharp vale]

:(

[exotic leaf]

yeet im kidding

[sharp vale]

<3 ||(He-art)||

And then you want to add a lot of reverb

[vital wasp]

You think Bungie would release the Master Chief Collection if they kept Halo after leaving Microsoft?

[thick orbit]

We know deep down you aren't

[glossy vault]

Ren best donator

Confirmed

[glossy vault]

Reported

[exotic leaf]

just dont look

[glossy vault]

“Yes I’d like to apply for staff”

“Works well with others “

[exotic leaf]

.modapp

[hazy nebula]

@exotic leaf, Glad to see you are interested in becoming a moderator! You can apply here: https://tinyurl.com/d2pclfgmodapp

[glossy vault]

Hahaha

[exotic leaf]

"likeable, personable"

[glossy vault]

“Based”

[golden mica]

I wouldn't want green name lew, we like red name lew

[exotic leaf]

i would be a good mod

but d chat is a literal cesspool,

[queen osprey]

Really

[sharp vale]

I'm based

[golden mica]

I probably could be but I have too much of a toxic past and present

[sharp vale]

But are you based?

[golden mica]

no I'm acidic

[sharp vale]

Based on what?

[exotic leaf]

yeah

[sharp vale]

What does personable mean

[thick orbit]

TRUE~!

[exotic leaf]

basically being able to be pleasant so basically a synonym for likeable

[true sorrel]

Rhulk can kick me any day 😉 anyone else?

[exotic leaf]

no

[true sorrel]

Yea

[sharp vale]

L

[sharp vale]

Get a Honda prelude

[thick orbit]

Guh hate it when wife's gf comes over, makes things bit awkward

[sharp vale]

Cuck???

[sharp stratus]

you need to find common interests with her gf, makes it way easier

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-blind-color-blind-allu-gif-24350379

we prfer

[exotic leaf]

yeah like ||chloroform||

[thick orbit]

[exotic leaf]

what if we

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/community-chloroform-annie-troy-abed-gif-4735160

What if we texted online

[exotic leaf]

when are you going to stream sims 3

[thick orbit]

Dunno atm seeing if I can play it longer then 30 mins atm before it not crashing

[sharp vale]

What if we all got really rich

[thick orbit]

What should I have lemon or lime drink

[exotic leaf]

quick everyone send me $20, so i can get rich

lime drink

[thick orbit]

bet

[sharp stratus]

can i borrow it after youre done with it

[exotic leaf]

yeah bestie i got you

[unkempt plinth]

economy would crash

[sharp stratus]

hell yeah we're gonna be rich

[sharp stratus]

have ever actually seen this "economy" they keep talking about

[exotic leaf]

the economy is already in the toilet

[thick orbit]

Ginger and lime irish whisky

[unkempt plinth]

yes, it's the bitcoin

[exotic leaf]

yeah right??? just like this “government” i keep hearing about

[sharp stratus]

for real, if mr "IRS" wants my damn money so bad, then why wont he square up for it, huh?

its all a smokescreen

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/qdyGsDfjmZo

[exotic leaf]

it’s simple we all become mole people

live underground

[thick orbit]

oh god but we would have to fight the lizard people

[exotic leaf]

start again

pov hollow earth actually exists

[sharp stratus]

i cant believe im watching the new world order be born in real time

[minor ledge]

Fat ppl

[sharp vale]

Me first since I suggested it

[exotic leaf]

i love lime anything

[thick orbit]

same

[exotic leaf]

you probably smoke mids

[sharp vale]

What are mids

[exotic leaf]

mid tier weed/ brick weed

[sharp vale]

Lame

[exotic leaf]

can’t relate

[sharp vale]

I use to smoke my tires but that's about it

[sharp stratus]

how was the high

[thick orbit]

Drinking is where its at

[sharp vale]

Tires expensive

[unkempt plinth]

I smoke an entire country

[sharp stratus]

how do you deal with hangovers tho

[sharp vale]

Uhhhh, rubber smell makes head hurty

[sharp stratus]

they take all the fun out of drinking for me

[unkempt plinth]

just drink more

[thick orbit]

See can't get one if you are always drinking ez

[sharp vale]

Drink a shit ton of water before sleeping

[sharp stratus]

thats a thumbs up it sounds like. im adding it to the list

[true sorrel]

Eating helps too

[thick orbit]

But drinks like powerade help

[sharp vale]

Anything to reduce the amount of left over alcohol in your liver

[unkempt plinth]

alcohol is a depressant, if you experience pain from drinking, drinking more lessens the pain

[thick orbit]

exactly

Thats why when you crash your car just have a few tinnies and your good to go ||/s||

[exotic leaf]

drink water as you go, alcohol dehydrates you

[unkempt plinth]

drink pure alcohol

[thick orbit]

I like my mixes

[sharp stratus]

i always mean to, but drunk me forgets the in between waters lmao

[thick orbit]

Thats what I tell myself too~!

[exotic leaf]

thats why i have my emotional support reusable waterbottle

lmao

[thick orbit]

thats why I am dead the next day or 2

[unkempt plinth]

just invent something that has both alcohol and water and alternates each drink

[sharp stratus]

next time i drink im just gonna tape a note to my monitor that says "hydrate, dumbass' or something like that

direct time travel communication

[exotic leaf]

i mean vodka seltzers are a thing

[unkempt plinth]

if you simply stop drinking you won't need to hydrate

[exotic leaf]

which is technically water

[thick orbit]

I hate vodka

[exotic leaf]

i love vodka

[sharp vale]

Two sides

[sharp stratus]

vodka is my favorite hard drink

[thick orbit]

Ever since I drank a quarter of a 1L bottle from the bottle I can't stomach it anymore

[sharp vale]

Off topic chat civil war

[thick orbit]

That was after like 13 standard drinks too

[exotic leaf]

well there you go

[thick orbit]

And I didn't eat at all that day

[exotic leaf]

if you drank less excessively vodka cranberries are AMAZING with a little lime wedge

[thick orbit]

Surprised I lived

guh drinking less

[exotic leaf]

i drink too much when i drink vodka crans though because i dont taste the alcohol until its too late

[unkempt plinth]

I love refrigerators

[sharp stratus]

the most ive ever had to drink was like 9.5 bottles of 7% beer and i almost died. youre a machine lmao

[thick orbit]

guh

[exotic leaf]

guh

[sharp stratus]

OCE/AS just built different i guess

[signal iris]

guh

[exotic leaf]

guh

[thick orbit]

guh

[exotic leaf]

guh

[signal iris]

kate bekinsale is so hot

[thick orbit]

True~!

I liked that comedy vampire movie

[signal iris]

what one?

[thick orbit]

What we do in the shadows

[signal iris]

never heard of it

[thick orbit]

Really???

[signal iris]

yup

[thick orbit]

Should watch the trialer

would post but it uh is bit hmm

There is a show too

[signal iris]

the only show i remember seeing is my babysitter's a vampire LOL

[thick orbit]

I havent seen what we do in the shadows show it came out recently guh

Also never heard of that one lol

[dark breach]

gotta say nothing beats a good tequila if im really looking to get absolutely destroyed for a weekend

[exotic leaf]

oh yeah tequila is my second fav

[sharp stratus]

the sickest ive ever been was from tequila so im kinda scared of it

[cloud sleet]

swag

[exotic leaf]

[sharp stratus]

weed is just so much easier imo

dont really have to worry about getting sick unless you eat too much in my experience

[exotic leaf]

ikr bestie its like oh okay im too stoned guess il lgo eat and itll go away

edibles fun but i cant function on them like i can with flower

[onyx schooner]

atleast do cbd gummies so you dont reek.

[onyx schooner]

[sharp stratus]

thats my favorite way to do it lmao

[exotic leaf]

i smell amazing i promise

[signal iris]

only drugs i'll do are medicine and alcohol

[onyx schooner]

x

[exotic leaf]

i will be yoinking that bingus

[onyx schooner]

i made custom funny bingus(es)

took like 0.2 seconds

[exotic leaf]

u r so creative

[sharp stratus]

thats fair, i wish i wasnt hooked on any of it tbh

[signal iris]

oh wait, coffee too

[true sorrel]

Cold start dabs is my go to

[exotic leaf]

the yellow names are getting cooler

[sharp stratus]

im a purple at heart im just broke

[signal iris]

lew, everyone is a yellow name

now kiss me

[exotic leaf]

[signal iris]

[exotic leaf]

[true sorrel]

I am pretty cool

[sharp stratus]

thats the most uncool thing you can say

[true sorrel]

Nah I’m cool

[sharp stratus]

[exotic leaf]

[true sorrel]

[exotic leaf]

[lament egret]

guh

[onyx schooner]

guh

[exotic leaf]

guh

[true sorrel]

Wife and I just bought a house. Feels good

[exotic leaf]

congrats thats amazing!

[sharp stratus]

congrats

i hope there are still houses for sale when i reach a chance to buy one

[sharp vale]

Wtf do I do at the shattered lands in elden ring

[true sorrel]

Housing market atm is crap but we got really lucky

[signal iris]

the where?

[sharp vale]

The shattered lands

Isn't that what it's called

[signal iris]

the where?

[sharp vale]

The floating islands with the tornadoes

[true sorrel]

Also thank you @sharp stratus and @exotic leaf

[sharp vale]

Oh they're called the CRUMBLING lands

[true sorrel]

Is that a hot dog or bacon being flipped around ?lmao

[sharp vale]

I'm rarted

[sharp vale]

It's a Weiner

[true sorrel]

Perfect

[golden mica]

💀 listening to a youtube video about the will smith slap and someone said
"If this slap and acceptance speech was fake, he deserves two awards for how good his acting is"

[sharp stratus]

theres no way that was fake

or at least i hope it wasnt

[golden mica]

Yeah no, absolutely not

but it's a funny comment

I wouldn't be surprised if Oscars switched the winner for best actor to boost ratings though

get him back up on stage sounds like the perfect thing to do to draw interest

[sharp stratus]

that i could see

you know everyone was dying to hear what will had to say after that

[golden mica]

exactly

[sharp stratus]

i bet chris is just happy to be the center of something after all this time lmao

i cant tell you the last time i heard his name before all this

[golden mica]

Yeah it'll help his image for sure, that little rascal character he portrays himself as

💀 chris rock's wiki page edited 5 mins ago, people all over this

[sharp stratus]

madagascar 4 confirmed baby

this was all just marketing

thats the only thing i can think of that had jada and chris in it

[hardy mesa]

#💬destiny-chat

[harsh quartz]

@hardy mesaHello.

[dapper hazel]

nice redacted talk

[dark breach]

i honestly could not care less about two celebrities having a spat - give me actual news, not "boo hoo im a multimillionaire having a waa over a joke in bad taste"

[signal seal]

yeah they passed some 18th century laws in Florida today and everyone's just talking about Chris Rock

not that politics are appropriate here but but ya know, there are other places people aren't talking about it

i just realized the sword the Divine Dragon in Sekiro uses is in Elden Ring

[minor ledge]

i smoke car exhaust get ur bread up

[mild crystal]

i just booked rob zombie and mudvayne tickets in the usa to fly to see my discord friends and go with them 🫣

i booked GA tickets too (moshpit) ,, was about $700 usd

[lament thistle]

Does anyone want to play through the story’s and raids on d1 with me next weekend on ps4

[sharp stratus]

that sounds awesome, i love when people get to meet irl

[exotic leaf]

this is so cute 🥺

[vital roost]

where are you flying from? if you don't mind me asking

[mild crystal]

[mild crystal]

seoul

[sacred oasis]

ayo?

[exotic leaf]

light red

[vital roost]

oo korean

oh you have korean in your name i never even like thought abt it

[mild crystal]

god im so excited even tho its months away

[exotic leaf]

my role feels tainted

[mild crystal]

i was gonna do deftones but it was even more expensive for moshpit tickets

[signal iris]

ive only seen the chats

[exotic leaf]

[signal iris]

the abjects and the unknowns were there too, but it was mainly the chats

I'd never heard of those 3 bands before going

[exotic leaf]

the last concert i went to was slayer and a bunch of other bands

[mild crystal]

this is gonna be my first

[exotic leaf]

you’re gonna have so much fun!!! rob zombie is fucking dope live

[mild crystal]

apparently it was my moms first concert too

i also booked tickets to get RHCP, thundercat and the strokes live in September. im going alone tho

[sharp stratus]

im getting so many new bands to look at from this conversation

[signal iris]

idk if ill ever go to another one tbh

[exotic leaf]

be safe going alone! ive always been too much of a baby to go to shows alone

[signal iris]

when it comes to music, i live under a rock

[sharp stratus]

same

[signal iris]

i know nothing

[exotic leaf]

wtf Uxie music taste amazing though

[signal iris]

and i don't listen to a lot of music

[exotic leaf]

i get in the habit of listening to 7 songs for weeks at a time

and then i find more songs to listen to until i hate them

[sharp stratus]

why do we do this

[signal iris]

i heard uptown funk for the first time in years and i was like "huh, I remember being so sick of this song"

[signal iris]

im sad that i got slightly sick of reflect, beat saber is to blame

there was a time where that was the only song i was playing bc i wanted to fc on expert, but could never do it

[wind axle]

Did anyone ever actually get premium membership subscription for this discord

[mild crystal]

never heard of red hot chili peppers ? wtf

[granite umbra]

yes

have you looked in vip

[mild crystal]

look at ma spotify huehuehue

[sharp stratus]

them i have, but thundercat and the strokes no

[wind axle]

Ew creatures

[thick orbit]

could be us but you playing

[wind axle]

Imagine paying a subscription for a discord server

[exotic leaf]

bestie your spotify pfp 💀

[mild crystal]

its in my room.

[exotic leaf]

iconic

[sharp stratus]

yeah shoulda nabbed donator before it became a subscription

[thick orbit]

He seems like a happy fellow

[sharp stratus]

i wonder who he is

[mild crystal]

my dad

[wind axle]

My favourite actor Jackie Chan

[granite umbra]

appa

[thick orbit]

[mild crystal]

correct

[granite umbra]

[exotic leaf]

uwuxie

[signal iris]

i am super unsure when it comes to flirting w multiple people at a time lol

[thick orbit]

Same

[exotic leaf]

i would kiss you both

[thick orbit]

[bronze crow]

ayo

whats goin on here???

imagine being named Quandale Dingle

[signal iris]

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/sneed-cat-based-nae-nae-dancing-dance-gif-16884764

[queen osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/lupita-lupita-nyongo-oscars22-shocked-lupita-shocked-gif-25233562

[glossy vault]

That almost looks like a Mod

but it cant be

BECAUSE THEY ARE OFFLINE

[thick orbit]

[glossy vault]

10/10

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-pointing-i-am-you-what-confused-gif-16881745

[thick orbit]

Ate all of my pringles

[thick orbit]

Potato, orange sweet potato, paprika and garlic pringles

[glossy vault]

new nft

[sharp stratus]

i just found my main

[exotic leaf]

live slugo reaction

[sharp stratus]

try jalapeno pringles if you havent

[thick orbit]

I haven't

Pringles are just too small now or I just gotten bigger

[mild crystal]

yes

[sharp stratus]

theyre good if you like spicy stuff

[exotic leaf]

it’s me i’m yall

[thick orbit]

Nah I can't handle spice, milk is too spicy for me at times

[mild crystal]

are you white

[sharp stratus]

one of the curses of growing up is decreasing returns per pringle

[exotic leaf]

my precious little milk carton

[thick orbit]

maybe

[mild crystal]

do concerts in usa usually have like teeshirt stands and such?

[signal iris]

does chat like my demonias?

[mild crystal]

cringe

[exotic leaf]

yes! there are normally separate areas where they sell band merch

[signal iris]

i know exactly where that caption came from

[mild crystal]

ok swag. buying mudvayne stuff for sureee

[thick orbit]

server merch when?

[signal iris]

rude

[exotic leaf]

@glossy vault

[thick orbit]

knee high socks will be nice

[signal iris]

do i cop the heeled boots?

[exotic leaf]

these are kinda cute but i personally like platform or high heeled boots

[exotic leaf]

100% go for black

[thick orbit]

I roll my ankle so easily I get scared wearing anything that isn't flat

[signal iris]

they come in black too, women's sizes only tho

[glossy vault]

We are actually considering it

[glossy vault]

just need to find a design that || isnt gonna get me sued by bungie ||

[exotic leaf]

i’ve rolled both of my ankles and that hasn’t stopped me

[mild crystal]

only boots ive got r these prada boots that were like 1.8k but so worth it😭

[thick orbit]

Just look at selling femboy clothing I feel that will have the highest market

[glossy vault]

well OBVIOUSLY

[mild crystal]

[thick orbit]

[exotic leaf]

if they are the ones i’m thinking of im so jealous of you

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/pop-cat-pop-ferris-ferris-re-zero-pop-felix-gif-19719562

[mild crystal]

theyre not that tall, theyve got the lil bag

[signal iris]

how to convert men's shoe sizes to women's bc im rly thinking of getting those heels

[vital roost]

welfare sell skirts

[mild crystal]

google

[glossy vault]

d2lfg skirts

[thick orbit]

I walked on a fractured foot for a year+ before my mum believed me there was something wrong with my foot ;-;

[exotic leaf]

i would LOVE those naked wolf boots but they seem impossible to put on!

[vital roost]

if you sold thigh highs i'd unironically wear them and set them as my banner

[thick orbit]

[glossy vault]

[exotic leaf]

make them tennis skirts immediately

[mild crystal]

so many femboys what is going on

[thick orbit]

redacted has lots of femboys

[mild crystal]

cringe

[vital roost]

the best kind

[exotic leaf]

i’m just a silly little girl who likes to wear cute things

[thick orbit]

We are all girls on the inside

[mild crystal]

same

[mild crystal]

this is cringe

[glossy vault]

d2lfg inclusive to everyone

[wind axle]

@vital roost ror2 time?😳

[dapper hazel]

Vtuber = death

[granite umbra]

[thick orbit]

guh

[granite umbra]

uwoooghh

[thick orbit]

Love Hozier

[dapper hazel]

Hoser

[thick orbit]

poser

[exotic leaf]

hozier more like hoisin

[dapper hazel]

You're a poser ren

[thick orbit]

hoisin sauce be bussin tho

Yep I the biggest poser here tbh

[signal iris]

based

@exotic leaf do u like my choker chain?

[thick orbit]

Having a Lemon, gin and soda drink now

[lament egret]

woah

[dapper hazel]

Ren not drinking alcohol challenge (impossible)

[thick orbit]

True~!

[vital roost]

REAL

[vital roost]

hrnghh i'm about to play other game with friends or i would

[thick orbit]

You will be playing UNO with me

[wind axle]

Fair

[dapper hazel]

Uno time?

[vital roost]

if you want to later we can

[thick orbit]

Yep all the uno

[signal iris]

@vital roost im gonna buy platform heel demonias

[exotic leaf]

this is literally so cute omg

[vital roost]

i want cute shoes too

am too broke

[exotic leaf]

there are better brands than demonia

[signal iris]

but black

[vital roost]

oo cute

i'm sure those would look super good with thigh highs and a skirt

[signal iris]

definitely

[mild crystal]

agreed ,,

[signal iris]

i know nothing about shoe brands lol

[thick orbit]

You would look good in anything

[exotic leaf]

i feel like since they got really popular they’ve had to cut costs abd material quality same with doc martens

[vital roost]

[exotic leaf]

lemme send u some brands claire :)

[thick orbit]

[vital roost]

u too....

[sharp vale]

Alright guys

[thick orbit]

[dark breach]

[exotic leaf]

ew a boy

[signal iris]

oki

[sharp vale]

What is the most important things to get from the subterranean shunning grounds

Bc I think I already went through everything here

[signal iris]

your mum

did you fight the boss there?

[sharp vale]

The one in the catacombs?

[signal iris]

yes?

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-gif-21986491

[sharp vale]

The dude who drops the blood talisman?

With the two dogs

[signal iris]

wait, is it a dungeon or the undergroun in the city?

[sharp vale]

With the pointy silent hill ass looking hat

[sharp vale]

The site of grace is called underground roadside

[signal iris]

ok nvm, it's that piece of shit

man youre so confusing

post a photo of the map

[sharp vale]

It's the one with Lyndell catacombs connected to it

Hold on

[signal iris]

is that the boss grace?

[sharp vale]

There is no boss grace

[golden mica]

There's a hidden dungeon behind the altar of one of the two bosses down there

[gaunt otter]

b

[sharp vale]

Yes I'm aware

[wind axle]

Perhap yeah, I'm going out for lunch later tho so we'll see

[signal iris]

ive only seen the one boss iirc

[sharp vale]

But idk how to access it

There's a dungeon in the lobster pit

[golden mica]

There's the ||blood priest|| as well as ||another fight with mohg, mohg's chamber has a secret wall behind the altar||

[sharp vale]

And then there's the dung eater banging his head against the wall

And then there's this one purple item glowing on a piller with a hole above it

But idk how to get to it

[signal iris]

i only remember ||mohg||

[sharp vale]

Yes I killed the blood priest

How do get to mohg

[signal iris]

google

[golden mica]

^

that place is a damn maze, I had to do it in two sittings cause I got a headache from the twists and turns

[cold dragon]

hey is there a way to jump into any of the voice channels without scrolling to find it?

[golden mica]

I think there's a hotkey on discord but I can't remember off the top of my head

[sharp vale]

I didn't have too much trouble

[golden mica]

you figured out the gimmick of the dungeon? ||the replicated rooms?||

[thick orbit]

yep

I finished the game first time no hit run

[sharp vale]

Just gotta keep going right and drop down in the ledge areas

There's a total of four I think?

And then the other areas where you hit the totems of fire to get a lift on them

It's very obvious

For a second I thought it was pulling a lost woods from legend of Zelda

[mild crystal]

dude ho0ly shit im so excited bruh for tjis concert

[sharp vale]

@golden mica is mohg in the catacombs or somewhere else in the subterranean shunning grounds

[exotic leaf]

where are you going to see them if you don’t mind me asking?

[mild crystal]

in april

RHCPand such in september

[exotic leaf]

which state!

[thick orbit]

Earth state

Jk hope it will be in a state that they can watch it all so likely not in a drunk state

[mild crystal]

texas, a lot of my friends are from different cities there so we all decided to meet up there at the concert

[exotic leaf]

texas was nice when i went there but i went in the middle of summer it was extremely hot and my hair hated it :D

[thick orbit]

I still wish I could watch angus and Julia stone live

[mild crystal]

apparently texas is cooler than korea, so im sure ill be fine in terms of heat LOL

[sharp vale]

Texas cooler than Korea?

During September?

[thick orbit]

Nah I find Korea is cooler tbh

But Australia is the coolest

[mild crystal]

i mean....u also live here?

[sharp vale]

You'd be looking at like 80-100° weather in texas

[thick orbit]

South Aus

[dark breach]

ayo im coming to south aus, ren, sydney is a dumpster fire atm

[mild crystal]

summer here is average around 84 degrees f every day, also really humid so it feels even worse.

[exotic leaf]

it depends on when you go. april will be a lot warmer than september :)

[thick orbit]

Noooo South aus is good cause not many people are here

[mild crystal]

hottest its gotten is 105

[exotic leaf]

HUMIDITY IS THE WORST

[dark breach]

time to go and ruin south aus

[exotic leaf]

my hair CRIES

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

Texas is extremely humid

[exotic leaf]

so is florida

[sharp vale]

Literally right next to a lot of lakes, bays, swamps, and literally the gulf

[mild crystal]

i carry around this anti-frizz and anti humid hair oil around in my purse everyday LOL

[exotic leaf]

literally bestie

[exotic leaf]

gimme that mf product

[mild crystal]

lemme send u the site i got it from hold on

[signal iris]

i will shun you

[sharp vale]

L Clairbozo

[mild crystal]

the link is too long ill dm u

[true sorrel]

I love you all

❤️

[exotic leaf]

i love u too yellow name

[true sorrel]

Always with the yellow name..lmao

But at least you love me back and that’s good enough for me

[mild crystal]

cool cat pfp ily2

[thick orbit]

Cats are dum

[mild crystal]

ok egirl

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/gift-demon-anime-girl-vtuber-demonio-gif-23721056

[sharp vale]

Finally found mohg

Big W

[signal iris]

birds are dumb

[mild crystal]

you just have bad rng. also #💬destiny-chat

[dusk tendon]

ah my bad

[thick orbit]

smarter then cats tho

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/birds-bird-getting-into-a-fight-you-wanna-go-cockatoo-gif-4581114

cockatoo

[wet quarry]

Birds are smart but jerks

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/cockatoo-funny-thirsty-gif-14017192

[void slate]

Bird alcoholism

[wet quarry]

lul

as an asian, this is fact

[mild crystal]

lols

sory for my bad english

[wet quarry]

"yea no I don't know" - Native English speaker

[mild crystal]

''sus''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-NzvaFuhsE why is this kinda good LOL

[exotic leaf]

i saw u listen to joy division

[hollow marten]

Hi off topic

[mild crystal]

yeah sometimes

[mild crystal]

yes

[granite umbra]

uwoogghh

[exotic leaf]

new order is also good :) and black marble

[barren dagger]

lizard

[signal iris]

which am i?

[exotic leaf]

the middle

[severe musk]

u are a shinnie

[signal iris]

ive not watched evangelion, idk who that is

[mild crystal]

do you even know them

[severe musk]

why would u post that without having watched evangelion

[signal iris]

[signal iris]

im allowed to post what i want? youre sounding like a gatekeeper rn

[signal iris]

no LOL

[exotic leaf]

actually i should delete that

[barren dagger]

[severe musk]

im not gatekeeping im literally gate opening rn

[barren dagger]

that is one interesting image lew

[exotic leaf]

Did u like it :)

[severe musk]

watch the show before u compare urself to sick twisted little teenagers

[barren dagger]

I didnt like it but didnt hate it

[exotic leaf]

i can be your hermit crab

[barren dagger]

I do not want you to be my hermit crab

[void slate]

@exotic leaf Good morning student Lewshifer

[exotic leaf]

i am devastated by this

good morning peter :)

[barren dagger]

with that image still there for me, i dont want any hermit crabs

[exotic leaf]

this could be me

[barren dagger]

[mild crystal]

same

[wind axle]

[sacred oasis]

pog!

[barren dagger]

I have a problem

[mild crystal]

what is guardian supporter

new scam ?

[exotic leaf]

Lmao

[barren dagger]

@sacred oasis bozo

[harsh quartz]

Sounds like a @barren dagger

[barren dagger]

real

[exotic leaf]

omg its navist

[sacred oasis]

wait what

[barren dagger]

orang name

[sacred oasis]

im sorry

[mild crystal]

😏

[exotic leaf]

fake red name

[barren dagger]

btec red name

[wind axle]

imagine paying for orange name

pink name supremacy

[mild crystal]

subscription based roles when 😏

[barren dagger]

I agree with this man

[mild crystal]

you say this cause its like one guy that has it

[exotic leaf]

mario is cool though :)

[wind axle]

yes

[signal iris]

right now

[wind axle]

i would still clown even if more people have it

imagine subscribing for image perms

[mild crystal]

Oh where do I read about it

OMG

wait what

[thick orbit]

I am cooler tho

[barren dagger]

1 time payment > subscription

[mild crystal]

wow they really did it

[wind axle]

what even is the difference

[barren dagger]

role colour

[wind axle]

7 dollars more per month for reactions

[wind axle]

[mild crystal]

does that make you not get banned 😏

[wind axle]

ugly colour

[barren dagger]

have you seen the last one

[signal iris]

where's the warmind supporter?

[barren dagger]

its shit brown

[wind axle]

yeah its like 30 dollars for a role colour and custom voice channel

[exotic leaf]

i like the warmind color

[wind axle]

ok then give me your red

[mild crystal]

is this going to be on all big discord servers now ?

[exotic leaf]

no frost give me $300

[barren dagger]

stealing your red name

[wind axle]

why 300$

[thick orbit]

Wait real $300 for red??

[sharp vale]

Can I have 300$ instead

[wind axle]

real???

[thick orbit]

[exotic leaf]

NO

[barren dagger]

can I give you 2 freddo bars and a bottle of pepsi?

[thick orbit]

[barren dagger]

any flavour pepsi

[wind axle]

best i can offer is 400

[signal iris]

lew, give me pinkest pink

[exotic leaf]

i wish i has the only pink tbh

dono color is my fav

[wind axle]

i can offer 500 zimbabwe dollars for red

[barren dagger]

but you're unique 🥺

I offer 550 yen for it

[sharp vale]

I'll take a bottle of bepsi

[exotic leaf]

500 forehead kisses

[barren dagger]

can you give me red name

[sharp vale]

After I sacrifice my blood for this server perhaps they'll take me seriously enough to give you red name

[wet quarry]

i will make u save 500 if u all go yellow

[thick orbit]

REAL??!?!?

[wind axle]

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/take-my-money-gif-20103453

[signal iris]

bruh, just reminded me of when berkut said hedbe my first kiss

[mild crystal]

wont happen

[wind axle]

Yo?

[golden mica]

wow this looks so cool

[wind axle]

Yo?? Berkut down bad???

[exotic leaf]

precious and wholesome

[thick orbit]

Not if I beat him first

[wind axle]

It's the default preview text for it

[signal iris]

he's so gay, and in denial

[wind axle]

Yo???

Berkut rn

[sharp vale]

I miss berkut

[wind axle]

Is he even back yet or is he still sorting out the scammerman

[exotic leaf]

he’s back on a diff acct

[wet quarry]

[thick orbit]

He is in a server I am a helper in

[sharp vale]

Where do find berkut

[thick orbit]

Just cause a girl is in there smh

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/756789588210614312.gif

[exotic leaf]

give me the invite

[thick orbit]

alrighty

[sharp vale]

L bozo I'm gonna go simp shame him now

Alright that's enough elden ring for tonight

[thick orbit]

[wind axle]

Lf berkut

[signal iris]

like tell me this isn't mega gay

[sharp vale]

Also how do get more tier 5 and 6 smithing stones ?

[golden mica]

says you

[thick orbit]

Not if either say no homo before

[sharp vale]

Too real

[wind axle]

LMAO

[barren dagger]

[sharp vale]

Kiss me when

[wind axle]

Yeetim down horrendous

[sharp vale]

Tbf I say that on purpose when everyone is paying attention so it's all just memes

[signal iris]

didn't even add me

[wind axle]

Meanwhile I'm down syndrome

[sharp vale]

I'm down hungry rn bro please buy me food

[golden mica]

Smithing-Stone Miner's Bell Bearing [3], it's pretty much right as you get to the mountain of giants

[sharp vale]

I'll kiss you for a fry rn

[wind axle]

🗿

[thick orbit]

I am pretty hungry

[exotic leaf]

same bestie

[sharp vale]

L me I haven't gotten there yet

Just asking bc I want to upgrade my claws to +18

[wind axle]

Ew claw user

[golden mica]

[unkempt plinth]

crystal mines, there’s a crystal guardian in each that drop a bell bearing for a specific level, you can get any tier except final

[mild crystal]

why is everyone asking for a kiss ?

[sharp vale]

Already got those

[exotic leaf]

we kiss in this server

[sharp vale]

Claws are fun

[thick orbit]

@exotic leafI have been having lime drink and a lemon drink

[sharp vale]

Nvm I don't kiss in this server anymore

[thick orbit]

They are very nice would recommend

[unkempt plinth]

then go to the twin maidens

[wet quarry]

[exotic leaf]

take a big sippy :)

[signal iris]

it's honestly whatever

[sharp vale]

"we" I like to be unique, the black sheep, the one who stands out, the social outcast

[mild crystal]

is that so

[sharp vale]

||inb4 someone actually takes me seriously||

[wind axle]

We

[thick orbit]

[thick orbit]

I always take you serious, you are like a god to me

[sharp vale]

The who

[unkempt plinth]

same, which is why I use a bleed build

[sharp vale]

Can I have food then please

[exotic leaf]

guh shut up

[thick orbit]

Gods don't neeed food

[wind axle]

The merchant down the hall from gideon

[unkempt plinth]

round table, off to edgy side