💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[minor ledge]

.modapp

[hazy nebula]

@minor ledge, Glad to see you are interested in becoming a moderator! You can apply here: https://tinyurl.com/d2pclfgmodapp

[minor ledge]

Ayo

[void slate]

@cold nebula Hello 🎑

[minor ledge]

.badwords

[hazy nebula]

@minor ledge Use common sense, bud.

[minor ledge]

Common sense isn't common

The server is made with rules that are biased

.player1

[wind axle]

i am eternal

[manic blaze]

This servers got so many banned words

I’ve got so many warnings by this bot completely accidentally

[teal temple]

@wind axle my favorite broken bon fire

i think so, where that super ez boss was

[vernal prairie]

i said maybe

[cold nebula]

Greetings

[void slate]

How are you this fine day?

[lyric thicket]

.swol

[hazy nebula]

https://imgur.com/VJrE4Op

[desert pilot]

.swole

.swol'

[lyric thicket]

no E

[desert pilot]

i suck at typing

[lyric thicket]

lmaooooo

".swol"

[desert pilot]

english is hard

bruh

[brave grail]

.joinef

.joined

[hazy nebula]

shadowman#0353 joined this server on: 05 October, 2019

[desert pilot]

.swol

[hazy nebula]

https://imgur.com/VJrE4Op

[desert pilot]

finally

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bJlIC.gif

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-queen-banana-potassium-gif-23162236

[signal seal]

@sharp vale

[manic blaze]

I hate raptok. that is all.

[signal seal]

raptok?

[manic blaze]

Rap tiktok

[signal seal]

tiktok is literally spyware don't use it

[manic blaze]

I could care less

steal my shi🤷‍♀️

[signal seal]

you COULDN'T care less?

[signal seal]

no but really if you read the TOS if you log in with your tiktok credentials on any other device (or your phone) it keylogs everything

[manic blaze]

I believe you, idc tho, take my info

[signal seal]

it's basically Admin Remote Access

[manic blaze]

sucks to be me ig

[signal seal]

you know they did a study in NYC

offered a chocolate bar for people's most used passwords

and people would frequently give away their own passwords for a chocolate bar

[manic blaze]

ok well I’m not American so I’m not stupid enough to do that

jk I love my Americans and am also dumb

[signal seal]

well the study could be replicated anywhere

[manic blaze]

I wouldn’t fall for such a thing

[signal seal]

and yeah American's are dumb, I'm surrounded by them

[manic blaze]

Not cus I’m smart, I just don’t like chocolate

[signal seal]

but Bulgarians believe covid vaccine will turn them green, Germans believe the Turks are taking over their country, Brits voted for Brexit, Italians pee all over their own streets, etc.

find me one spot in Florence that doesn't smell like pee

[wind axle]

moangrave

[signal seal]

i fucking dare you

[manic blaze]

Turks will take over the world no cap

[teal temple]

frost pls help at lake of rot

[signal seal]

yes and i will worship their godly kebab

[manic blaze]

Indeed

[signal seal]

there is a place in Salzburg that makes Kebabs that are better than any food on Earth

[wind axle]

im not even there on ng+2

[signal seal]

and the guy calls me boss 🙂

[wind axle]

ask michaelson

[signal seal]

"Hey Boss what you need"

[wind axle]

Head.

[manic blaze]

I can’t wait for Venice to sink

[teal temple]

semp isn't on yet. Damn

[signal seal]

Venice is such an unfortunate place

[wind axle]

[manic blaze]

It’s -15 today

[wind axle]

Are you trying to kill the dragonkin?

[manic blaze]

It’s March. Wtf

[signal seal]

Venice is beautiful and incredible but too many tourists!

it's -10 here where i live in the US

[wind axle]

Venice is literally simply just a river

[teal temple]

Yea for the frost lightning sword

[manic blaze]

Celsius I assume?

[wind axle]

Try skill

[signal seal]

yes i use metric until someone starts using standard

then i feel like i'm being smart and use standard

or, at work, where our system cannot process KG so i have to use lbs

[manic blaze]

its so simple

like 1 kg is roughly two pounds

over by a bit

[signal seal]

Yes, i will order 4000 kg of raw material at $2 / kg. No? I will order 8800 lbs of raw material at 3.49499494949 per lbs

[manic blaze]

im in canada but very south ontario so

still surpirsed by it being like this

[signal seal]

well i moved to Austria for almost a year

[manic blaze]

makes sense

[signal seal]

and auditors check purchase orders so i need to get the price exactly correct so i have to put all the decimals on the PO

yesterday it snowed though

and i guess no one was prepared because it was a mountain road and i've never seen it this bad in a long time, thick wet snow

[manic blaze]

the worst

[signal seal]

passed 2 accidents and spun in 2nd gear to get over

[manic blaze]

snowed yesterday for me aswell but it wasnt to bad

but it was heavy at a point

[manic blaze]

sounds like a pain, im unemployed so nunna that shit for me

[signal seal]

yeah where i live is very hilly/mountainous so the weather changes every few km esp as you cross mountain roads

[manic blaze]

ahh I see, its flat as fuck here so weathers pretty consistent across where u go

[signal seal]

flat is so nice you get such better gas mileage 😄

[manic blaze]

lol im 15 so I dont drive but thats what my parents say

although ill be getting my license in two months so thatll be interesting

[signal seal]

very nice, keep it under 160 or they'll crush your car

[manic blaze]

seems like its the worst time for me to start driving

gonna need to sell a limb to buy gas

[void slate]

Which limb

[signal seal]

just get a hyrbid

[manic blaze]

my dad got an electric car

[exotic leaf]

goob morning chat

[manic blaze]

we got two cars tho and I def aint drivin electric shi, mans wouldnt trust me at all

righrfully so, im reckless asf

[manic blaze]

cat

went to school today looking like I killed someone cus my cat attacked tf outta me

[void slate]

Good morning. Is it time for face reveal

[exotic leaf]

YES

sorry i am in class currently

[void slate]

Me n my sisters

@desert pilot Here, I did it

[hardy mesa]

you look like pedro pascal

[void slate]

🥺

[hardy mesa]

? that's a good thing

[desert pilot]

wow

you are handsome damn

[exotic leaf]

my precious peter

handsome 20/10

[desert pilot]

i agree

[void slate]

My camera is good at photoshop xd

[desert pilot]

dont say that lol you look good

[exotic leaf]

you are a beautiful human

[void slate]

I'm looking at my ancient ancestry

[glossy vault]

Thanks for the sub ❤️

[fringe umbra]

this server went offline on my phone and I was given the message "You no longer have access to this channel" and I legit had a panic attack bc I thought I got banned again

[glossy vault]

@exotic leaf

That’s the result of trying to do it via mobile ^

[exotic leaf]

bruh moment

[fringe umbra]

ikr how dare I access this sever with a convenient device

[glossy vault]

@fringe umbra don’t worry about it that’s just what happens to about 200k people when I adjust one setting on the server

Myself included

[void slate]

It turns out I'm not related to anyone from Blarney Castle in Ireland.

[fringe umbra]

discord moment

[exotic leaf]

oh yeah i got a server outage thing last night for like 20 mins

[long tundra]

thought someone had gone an pinged @everyone again

[void slate]

I'm also not related to anyone from Imperial Roman Villa Centocelle

[glossy vault]

Not yet @long tundra

But soon

[fringe umbra]

Just navist telling us we can get 20% off nordvpn

[glossy vault]

Might save it for weekly reset

[exotic leaf]

i cant wait

the amount of rage i see here kills me everytime

[glossy vault]

Everyone ping sponsored by nord vpn

About subbing

[exotic leaf]

[glossy vault]

Jesus better turn my vpn on before posting

[fringe umbra]

too late
I am outside your house

[glossy vault]

@fringe umbra good thing I’m not home

[exotic leaf]

feet are exposed too

[glossy vault]

[fringe umbra]

bro u live like this?

[glossy vault]

30$ sub should get feet pics from wook

I’m just saying

[exotic leaf]

i bet wook got those fire toes

[void slate]

I am however related to prehistoric person who chewed a tree in modern day Denmark and his saliva is the only thing left. @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

i thought only bri*ish people chewed on trees

[glossy vault]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-south-park-slap-gif-25236136

[hardy mesa]

Going to Costco!

[mild crystal]

I dont get those memes

[sacred oasis]

Welfare how much to get a cool red colour like Lew's

[exotic leaf]

$300

[sacred oasis]

I'm down

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

Buy me a beer

[desert pilot]

[void slate]

$300 for what

[void slate]

I wish I could repeat that animated emoji

[exotic leaf]

red role

[rustic knot]

test

[desert pilot]

he just doing a silly little dance

i wanna play arkham city

[desert pilot]

YEEES

based and isaac pilled

[void slate]

Save image as xd

[desert pilot]

anyways as i was saying i wanna play arkham city

would you guys watch it if i streamed it

[void slate]

tight

you've seen my screams so it's only fair

[desert pilot]

hell yeah

im almost home so i'll tell you when im gonna start playing

time to play arkham city

i hate playing as catwoman

[void slate]

Is this supposed to look so pixelated

[desert pilot]

its a discord stream thing

[void slate]

woah papa 😦

Teabagging innocent man 😦

[exotic leaf]

he deserved it

[desert pilot]

im evil

[void slate]

Is Doctor Strange in this game

[desert pilot]

its a different dr strange

hugo strange

[void slate]

the menu sounds give me dead space flashbacks

[desert pilot]

haha

[signal seal]

what is this netflix the game

[void slate]

I had steam download in the background, I turned it offf and the stream is better quality now

[wind axle]

Chatbox how do I not make my ror2 runs last over 30 minutes

[cold nebula]

Pfff, working

[void slate]

What are your thoughts on NASA setting up a permanent base on you

[cold nebula]

They need to send me invite to Hollywood first

So we can shoot the whole thing

[vital roost]

go faster

[wind axle]

How

[vital roost]

shmoove

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/just-do-it-shia-la-beouf-do-it-gif-4531935

[vital roost]

why do you want it under 30 minutes specifically

[wind axle]

Because I take 1 hour to get to mithrix and I hate it

[vital roost]

do you void fields

[wind axle]

What

[vital roost]

oh do you not know abt void fields

[wind axle]

I don't know what 80% of this shit is I started 7 hours ago

And I only did like 6-7 runs

Got to commencement twice

[vital roost]

ok so i assume you don't know what the bazaar is either

[wind axle]

I got to bazaar

Like 3 times

[vital roost]

so i wouldn't suggest doing this because it really isn't worth it

but where you spawn in there's a GIANT hole below you

[wind axle]

I also accidentally looped myself by going into bazaar at stage 5

[wind axle]

Go on

[vital roost]

and at the bottom there is a cave that has a portal in it

[wind axle]

Go on

[vital roost]

and it takes you to the void fields

and it's pretty much a place where you hold a zone from on coming waves of enemies

and if you leave the zone you'll get a DoT and slowly die

and there's 9 zones you have to hold, and after each zone you'll get an item where you can choose between 3 items

[cold nebula]

Hey ash, long time no see

[vital roost]

and so zone 1-4 give white items, 5-8 give green items, zone 9 gives a red item

however if you do it too early then you won't be geared enough and if you do it too late the enemies will be too strong

[wind axle]

So do it around zone 3?

[vital roost]

and the timer doesn't stop when you're in void fields anymore, it used to tho

[wind axle]

Oh what that's fucked up

[vital roost]

i honestly don't even do it anymore

[wind axle]

I hate the timer mechanic tbh but it's kinda understandable

[vital roost]

takes forever, they buffed the hell out of the DoT so you'll die very quickly going from zone to zone

[wind axle]

Just let me itemwhore everything before I move on

[vital roost]

hiya

[wind axle]

That sucks ass then

[exotic leaf]

can somebody stream elden wing

[vital roost]

what char did u play

[wind axle]

All the based elden ring gamers are dead

[wind axle]

Tried the bow woman, didn't like her, went to the shotgun guy with the invis

[signal seal]

i'm not dead

but i'm not online

[wind axle]

You are already a foot in a grave from age

[vital roost]

bandit is insane, free crits if you shoot in the back

i like huntress tho

[wind axle]

Yeah ik I did so much damage as bandit dude

[exotic leaf]

[vital roost]

i like her mobility

[signal seal]

i have a good 10 years left

[wind axle]

I legit kill teleport bosses in like less than 10 seconds as bandit shit is so fun

I just hate his melee ability

[wind axle]

Fair

[vital roost]

to be fair, every character (technically not true as there's one that's different) has different options for certain attacks

[wind axle]

How do you even unlock bandit's alternate melee

[vital roost]

and huntress is only good if you change her primary attack and her blink movement

[wind axle]

I got his rifle and it seems incredibly shitty

[vital roost]

rifle sucks

[hushed flicker]

yo ROR2 gamers

[wind axle]

Hello ror2 gamer

I might try more huntress tbh

[vital roost]

for his melee don't you have to get 20 stacks of hemorrhage on something?

[wind axle]

Her stock items seem pretty mid

[vital roost]

they are

[wind axle]

Something like that but I don't even know what that is

Or what's a good way to do it

[vital roost]

so with your normal melee, if you hit a crit with it then it'll give a debuff called hemorrhage which is just advanced bleeding

stack up a bunch of backup magazines

[wind axle]

Oh that's fucking

God that will take ages

[vital roost]

yeah it's annoying

[signal seal]

what game are you talking about 🤔

[wind axle]

I'm going to be punching a boss in the back for so long god dammit

[vital roost]

it turns his melee into a throwing dagger

[wind axle]

That seems so much more useful

If only he had good CC

[exotic leaf]

this caffeine hitting different today besties

[wind axle]

Ror2

[vital roost]

does slightly less damage, but you can still get the hemorrhage from critting

[wind axle]

Hit it back

[exotic leaf]

no i like when it hits me

[signal seal]

i wish my caffeine hit me 😦

[wind axle]

I don't care about the damage tbh I just hate how I have to be so close to damage the enemies if I use default

[vital roost]

fair

[hushed flicker]

Bandit one of the chars I never really played, but whenever my friend played it in MP it looked strong as hell for bosses

[vital roost]

you'll hate mercenary then, his whole build is melee

[wind axle]

Yeah bandit is fuckin craaazy

[wind axle]

FUCK THAT LMAO

[vital roost]

same with acrid kinda and loader

[hushed flicker]

still dont have the flawless unlock with merc

[wind axle]

Railgunner seems pretty cool but iouno if it's worth cashing into yet

[vital roost]

railgunner is rly fun altho you get swarmed very easily and it's hard to kill small adds

[wind axle]

Also I read up on mithrix's fight and Jesus Christ I hate it already

Yeah that's understandable

[hushed flicker]

the dlc is very good imo, just some small polished content for the game

I like the 2nd new char a lot

[wind axle]

Void boy?

[hushed flicker]

yea Leanfiend

[vital roost]

leanfiend...

[hushed flicker]

his idle animations are super cool

like the little twitching he does

[vital roost]

mf stole my items can't have shit on petrichor v

[hushed flicker]

simulacrum is a fun time too, only thing I didnt try so far is the new boss

[vital roost]

new boss is p cool

[wind axle]

Ashy would you like to do a ror2 duo sometime tomorrow?😳

[hushed flicker]

oh no wat enhanced bleed shit did he hit you with lmao

[vital roost]

he has this attack where he will try to suck you in an shoot off one of the void reaver death blasts

[signal seal]

there are no pizza restaurants open until Wednesday wtf small town

[hushed flicker]

the new void seeds fucked me over so much on one run, it attached itself to a squid turret of mine and onetapped me

[sacred oasis]

oh shit Ash playing a different game

[vital roost]

i played it really dumb, i had needletick which replaces tri tip dagger, so instead of bleed it's collapse which is like bleed except it fucking one hits you

[signal seal]

i have to drive 15 minutes to get a damn pizza and it will not be warm by the time i get home

[sacred oasis]

and ROR2 at that, pog

[hushed flicker]

ah that is that symbol

[vital roost]

i like ror2 !

[exotic leaf]

heat on maximum overdrive

[sacred oasis]

[wind axle]

Ego'd by ashy

[vital roost]

sure

when we play together you'll inherit all of my unlocks btw

[hushed flicker]

MP is so fun in ROR2

[vital roost]

so you'll see new items you've never seen before

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/bus-race-drag-school-lyft-gif-13645174

[vital roost]

you won't actually unlock them, you can just use them when we play

[hushed flicker]

we do a little mountain shrine stacking in MP

[exotic leaf]

LMAO that made me cackle

was not expecting that gif

[vital roost]

my beloved

[signal seal]

get the glasses so you can make the glasses

[hushed flicker]

glasses so stronk on railgunner

[bitter heath]

look guys, they're next to eachother on my friends list

[vital roost]

leanfiend

[bitter heath]

you reckon I should get that dlc pack

[vital roost]

i need to unlock his mastery

[signal seal]

i'm going to order a pizza from a land far far away i am so hungry i am going to die

[vital roost]

it's really nice imo

[hushed flicker]

his mastery skin is sick

tho so is his default tbf

[vital roost]

i've played him once and thought it was a good idea to obliterate into the secret boss

[sacred oasis]

Round 50 Simulacrum

[exotic leaf]

pizza sounds so good rn hush

[vital roost]

not horrible, just extremely time consuming

[hushed flicker]

mfw I enter the void fields for the first time after the dlc drops

[vital roost]

[hushed flicker]

106

[vital roost]

i literally was unkillable

[hushed flicker]

how does your pc handle that lmao

[bitter heath]

you made me do it

[vital roost]

i gave up and stood outside the zone

it was like a 3 hour run lol

[hushed flicker]

I made it to like 70 and it turned into a slideshow

[vital roost]

it started getting to the point where waves were NOT spawning and NO enemies would show up and the wave would just end automatically after like 30 seconds

[hushed flicker]

oh wat

[signal seal]

😦 i don't even know if their pizza is good

[vital roost]

MY HEALTH

[hushed flicker]

how many aegis

[exotic leaf]

what kind pizza are you getting bingy

[hushed flicker]

[vital roost]

it was fucking insane

[hushed flicker]

sprint fungus

on huntress too omg busted

[vital roost]

i got so bored

[signal seal]

i was going to ask chat to decide

anything but calzone 😐

[hushed flicker]

yea I died at 75 with commando

[signal seal]

but i know they do other specialties

[hushed flicker]

I still need to unlock the funny plant character

[exotic leaf]

im a slut for veggie pizzas but BBQ chicken or buffalo would also be yummy

[vital roost]

rex is annoying to get

[signal seal]

veggie pizza is

[exotic leaf]

[bitter heath]

nah rex was easy

[signal seal]

they do some specialty siracha pizza too that sounded really good but it's not on the menu

[vital roost]

this is when i first started playing

[bitter heath]

this is because you are stupid

[hushed flicker]

oh no I see fuel array and bazaar this cant end well

[vital roost]

damn it didn't include the explosion

[signal seal]

hmm i'm going to coin flip between veggie and BBQ

[vital roost]

coping!

[exotic leaf]

send pics when you get it

[vital roost]

now i want to play risk of rain

[hushed flicker]

I need to work on my other characters masteries and unlocks, I basically only played Commando, Huntress and MUL-T

and the 2 new ones now

[vital roost]

hrngghh i'm gonna play risk ofra ina/..,,.,

[bitter heath]

too bad!

[vital roost]

what character choose quickly

[hushed flicker]

warlock

[vital roost]

based

[bitter heath]

captain

[hushed flicker]

I'll start my own warlock run too

[vital roost]

artificer my beloved

[vital roost]

i HATE captain

[bitter heath]

I just want to order decent food

[hushed flicker]

I only have ice spear unlocked

[bitter heath]

only mcdonalds is open

[vital roost]

i'll come cook for you

[bitter heath]

please

[exotic leaf]

i might make some sourdough bread today

[hushed flicker]

I found hooks of heresy do I pick them up

[onyx schooner]

theyre good but what is your current m2

[hushed flicker]

I am warlock

wait thats m2

[vital roost]

i don't even know what most of the heresy items do, i barely ever pick them up

[onyx schooner]

artificer, but which one? wannabe novabomb or ice spike?

[hushed flicker]

I prolly dont want it then

[onyx schooner]

you dont, correct

[hushed flicker]

picked it up on accident

😬

[vital roost]

[hushed flicker]

double golem incoming

[wind axle]

Perfect

[onyx schooner]

i taught him how to mod the shit (aka i did all the work as usual), you're welcome

[vital roost]

what

[cold nebula]

I need Elden Ring guru to help me

[onyx schooner]

Ratio.

[vital roost]

we're not gonna play modded

[wind axle]

I am elden ring guru yes

[onyx schooner]

cringe!

[cold nebula]

So I have a stonekey, but it wont work on that Dungeon

[wind axle]

There are ror2 mods???

[onyx schooner]

yes

[cold nebula]

DO I actully need 2?

[wind axle]

Post pic

[onyx schooner]

and they're good
most of them

[wind axle]

Some doors need 2 some doors need 1

You can tell based on the statue

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-gif-25104633

[wind axle]

If there's only 1 imp that's glowing you only need one, if both are glowing you need 2

[cold nebula]

I see one goblin only, but I don't know how to equip the key

[wind axle]

Kogu

Wdym equip the key it's used automatically if you have it and interact with it

[cold nebula]

When I click on the goblin nothing happens

[wind axle]

You have no keys

[cold nebula]

But I have

[wind axle]

What

[hushed flicker]

got the big hammer lesgo

[cold nebula]

@wind axle

[onyx schooner]

You need TWO

[cold nebula]

Where do I get a second one

The Nomad does not sell one

Do I need to farm imps?

[onyx schooner]

There's a bunch throughout the world, merchants have them, some places have specific drops... Don't rush to open every door or you wont have one (or two) key(s) when you want them.

That is, unless you want useless armor thats heavy and ugly

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-gif-25104633

[hushed flicker]

I skill issued myself against the clay boss on stage 2 cuz I got greedy

[sacred oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-my-gif-25137901

[vital roost]

game is trolling me

nvm

[exotic leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-my-gif-25137901

[vital roost]

@onyx schooner baby

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-gif-18571399

[bitter heath]

yo fuck uber eats at 1am

[exotic leaf]

uber eats is a scam

[bitter heath]

ordered this at 1am, it is now 1:30 and nothing has happened with the order

[onyx schooner]

yeah but people are lazy

also lew please send me 800 dollars for insulin ty

[vital roost]

speaking of scams

insulin is such a scam

[onyx schooner]

yes

[vital roost]

it costs like 3 cents to make

[onyx schooner]

yep i know all of this and i cant do anything

[bitter heath]

only in america

[naive sphinx]

no nhs 😹 👎

[onyx schooner]

i like my freedom of speech so i kinda like it here

[naive sphinx]

yh in europe we get beheaded if we insult the government

[bitter heath]

I can get like 10k worth of medical bills covered simply because I have anxiety here in australia so I'm chilling

all from a 75k a year plan

[vital roost]

@onyx schooner guess

[onyx schooner]

coat

[vital roost]

rejuv rack

[onyx schooner]

where nooky's opinion

[bitter heath]

[vital roost]

i saw one in the bazaar earlier but i didn't have any greens

[exotic leaf]

i can send you kisses instead

i wish i could help u bestie

[onyx schooner]

are they sweet? if so i might die quicker

[exotic leaf]

no they can be bitter just for u

[onyx schooner]

yeah theres nothing i can really do about this stuff, ill probably end up in the hospital because my providers refuse to provide anything

[hushed flicker]

yeo I got an ice elita aspect

[signal seal]

@exotic leaf

out of town pizza

[exotic leaf]

that looks promising

[shell goblet]

Looks like someone drizzled caramel over it

[hushed hazel]

omg chance of downpour 2?

[vital roost]

we do a little critting

[hushed flicker]

broken TC-280 I have never seen this before

[vital roost]

i have decided to loop

[exotic leaf]

did you use a for loop or a while loop

[vital roost]

for

[shell goblet]

For every “will to live” in Life
return 0

[vital roost]

@exotic leaf do u want this donut

[exotic leaf]

only if u feed it to me @vital roost

[wind axle]

Not enough means you only have one

[vital roost]

[wind axle]

Rengoku headass (I am unfunny)

[exotic leaf]

[wind axle]

Ngl ror2 soundtrack go hard

[bitter heath]

grief

[wind axle]

When the guitar hit

[vital roost]

@wind axle do i do mithrix or secret boss, and do i get normal equipment or meth

[wind axle]

Mithrix

[vital roost]

normal equipment or meth

meth

i picked up meth

[wind axle]

Meth

Should I buy funny dlc

[void slate]

drugs

[vital roost]

do you want to see mithrix fight @wind axle i can stream it

[onyx schooner]

ash i got called a pvp player today, insane

[vital roost]

absolutely insane

[void slate]

Who's insane?

[vital roost]

me

[void slate]

no that's wrong, only I can be insane

[vital roost]

no fair

[void slate]

Polish school of driving https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/tq56v1/this_is_not_how_you_back_out_into_the_street/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[hushed hazel]

dlc is fun

railgunner is big dps character if u can aim

[wind axle]

Lying in bed so no

[exotic leaf]

sleeby

[wind axle]

I kinda know his moveset alr tho

I never got to see phase 4 but I get the gist of it

[cold nebula]

Without summoning players or NPCs this game is downright impossible on MKB

[void slate]

Did you enjoy the school of Polish driving

[cold nebula]

My guy swing the great sword in any directions without hitting the enemy

And if I lock on boss I am pretty much dead

[exotic leaf]

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN LOL

[onyx schooner]

this is far from true, i literally play elden ring on mkb

[exotic leaf]

possible skill issue

[vital roost]

@onyx schooner GUESS

[onyx schooner]

dagger

[vital roost]

clover

[onyx schooner]

epic

[sharp vale]

L bozoid, driving on 2 Horsepower

[exotic leaf]

i need coffee

[sharp vale]

Big W

[signal seal]

I've seen a couple cars do wheelies in person. it's pretty insane

[void slate]

I think this is a good place to tag Skill Issue

[sharp vale]

@barren dagger

[exotic leaf]

peters gonna get a lew face reveal

[sharp vale]

Based take, elden ring isn't hard on Mnk but it's impossible to do certain things

[onyx schooner]

Like what?

Havent found anything impossible to do

[void slate]

😳

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

I haven't been able to properly find the input to do the little forward jump you can do on controller by tapping forward in the analog stick and then attacking

[void slate]

[cold nebula]

How the hell you kill Margit when he constantly toss me from the cliff. He cannot kill me, but one attack and I fly to the other side of the arena

[sharp vale]

The forward jump attack, that is

[onyx schooner]

press f? m1 shortly after?

[sharp vale]

Dodge

[void slate]

How are your cars so far? How many do you have??? @sharp vale

[cold nebula]

I do

[void slate]

He owns all cars in existence

[cold nebula]

He always brings the fight to that stupid cliff

[sharp vale]

I've had 4, now I only have one (1), and they were all shitboxes except one

[void slate]

He likes cliffhangers

[sharp vale]

Dodge better

[void slate]

Dodge viper

[sharp vale]

Dodge Challenger

More like dodge challenged

Bc he can't dodge, get it

[void slate]

there is a car that can jump

[sharp vale]

The tesla

[onyx schooner]

Any car can jump if you try hard enough

[sharp vale]

All elden ring AI's have specific traits. If you know how to maneuver around the map and take advantage of their attacks and movements, it becomes really easy, even while underleveled

[cold nebula]

AGAIN

5 times he toss me to the cliff

[onyx schooner]

Dude, you gotta try to lead him away

[sharp vale]

Infact all Bosses have basic AI's too with the exception of their attacks

[cold nebula]

Yes, but... it is damn hard on MKB

My character swings the swords in all directions

And if I lock at him I cannot dodge around him

[sharp vale]

No, you just have to adjust your settings or be more dexterous

[exotic leaf]

if i ever see a boss thats near the edge i always try to lead them towards the middle of the arena

[onyx schooner]

Are you uhhh... Whats the word, stancing with it? Shift+Left MB to hold it with both hands?

[cold nebula]

Yes

[vital roost]

@onyx schooner do i pet frog

[onyx schooner]

yes

[vital roost]

good boy :)

[exotic leaf]

[vital roost]

frog open portal to hell

just frog things ig

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-hand-pepe-ok-frog-pepe-the-frog-gif-22458426

[exotic leaf]

[vital roost]

@onyx schooner rip bozo

[void slate]

Dance with me https://youtu.be/zqbnPQyGY4U

[onyx schooner]

ez

[sharp vale]

What you playin' ashy

@cold nebula

[vital roost]

risk of rain 2

[sharp vale]

@vital roost what should I eat today ashy

[vital roost]

food

[sharp vale]

Die

[wind axle]

Men

[void slate]

Cannibal

[hardy mesa]

Why do people like kingdom hearts?

[wind axle]

Cause the designs are hard

Hard to look at, I mean.

[sharp vale]

Kingdom hearts go hard, wym?

[wind axle]

Fucking stupid ass sora I fucking hate sora so much fuck you sora

[void slate]

Because it's Disney property

[sharp vale]

Hard to look at

[wind axle]

I would shoot sora with a Barrett 50 cal

[sharp vale]

Fuck sora, all my homies hate sora

[void slate]

You just need to look hard at it

[wind axle]

Fucking goofy ass shoes

Yee yee ass haircut

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/mickey-mouse-kingdom-hearts-king-mickey-mickey-mouse-kingdom-hearts-door-to-darkness-gif-23572040

[wind axle]

Stupid pants headass

[hardy mesa]

Goofy ass mickey

[sharp vale]

Goofy ass art

[vital roost]

soon

[sharp vale]

Goofy ass story

[sharp vale]

Marry me first Bozo

[hardy mesa]

I sont see what's so enjoyable about it

[wind axle]

Kingdom hearts fans when they can't watch Disney characters get beat up in Disney world

[void slate]

https://youtu.be/cqnAx3gx99w

[wind axle]

Nothing is enjoyable about it, kingdom hearts fans don't exist

[sharp vale]

Kingdom hearts fans when they see these mfs drop

[wind axle]

They're a concept propagated by Disney

[wind axle]

Mickey Ten 11s

[hardy mesa]

What about the story

[void slate]

A few facts:
A - Kingdom Hearts fans don't exist
B - Gay people in Iran don't exist
C - [I have nothing interesting to write here]

[wind axle]

What story

It's basically density lore but even worse

[void slate]

the darkness

[sharp vale]

Basically

Bungie devs are big kingdom hearts fans

[void slate]

Unlike Density Kingdom Hearts has nice cross overs

[void slate]

FUCK

[wind axle]

Incorrect

[hardy mesa]

Jesus

[sharp vale]

Think about it

[hardy mesa]

Yoo what if kingdom hearts was good?

[sharp vale]

It MAKES sense

[void slate]

https://youtu.be/LDAR002M8i4

Isn't Kingdom Hearts Final Fantasy and Disney crossover

[wind axle]

That would be called Halo Reach

[sharp vale]

Basically

[hardy mesa]

Based

[sharp vale]

What if kingdom hearts enjoyers were actually good stable people?

[wind axle]

Kh enjoyers

[void slate]

stable people don't exist on the internet

[exotic leaf]

bro kingdom hearts lore is insane

[hardy mesa]

Please start explaining

[void slate]

🤬🤬🤬

[exotic leaf]

kingdom hearts 2 was the first game i bought myself

lmao

[hardy mesa]

Not an explanation

[exotic leaf]

i don’t know what you want me to explain

[hardy mesa]

Yoo what if sora gains the attack titan

[void slate]

sora not sora

[wind axle]

Sora when he finds the darkness within his friend (he is giving him a prostate exam)

[sharp vale]

Wdym I'm right here

[void slate]

Can I share some nice music with u

[exotic leaf]

yeet you are not stable

[sharp vale]

Go ahead

[void slate]

https://youtu.be/MsUUF9Q7RaQ

[sharp vale]

What's the song of the day today

Let me look through my playlist

[void slate]

said the xxxx

[wind axle]

Yo????

Peter said the gamer word????

[sharp vale]

Song of the day
https://open.spotify.com/track/5jZ1Z2GFTf2gwmFc3qiUxs?si=9OtQmDugRPm5PY7OnGqADg&utm_source=copy-link

[exotic leaf]

is it illegal if i respond to these army recruit texts with “the body’s under the house they won’t find him now”

[sharp vale]

You would most likely get investigated because they are looked at by actual people

[exotic leaf]

pov this played everyday during my high school career

[void slate]

explain yourself why is this korean man as top gif result for @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

that’s the real me

[exotic leaf]

are you actually looking into KH lore

[hardy mesa]

yes

im trying to understand it

[void slate]

David we lost you

[sharp vale]

IS IT WORTH IT CAN YOU EVEN HEAR ME

[exotic leaf]

there’s a video on youtube that explains it

[sharp vale]

You know what lore is even more impossible to understand? Power rangers lore

Don't even BOTHER

[void slate]

I'll sooner understand the entirety of fnaf lore rather than Kingdom Hearts

[void slate]

Don't even BOTHER, BROTHER

[sharp vale]

https://youtu.be/I4PulJyAy3k

[void slate]

Don't even BOTHER, SISTER

[exotic leaf]

I LOVE WENDIGOON

[hardy mesa]

why does he need such big shoes

[exotic leaf]

https://youtu.be/Niowixr6Qpc

[sharp vale]

Because he's a clown, l bozo

[void slate]

I believe these are mickey mouse shoes

[exotic leaf]

idk if u really want the 1h21m video

[hardy mesa]

so they're spoils of war?

[void slate]

@vital roost U der

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo seems like a certified kingdom hearts enjoyer

[vital roost]

hey

[void slate]

I have something 4 u

[exotic leaf]

LOL

[vital roost]

i've never played it before and i posted a fake spoiler as a joke before and got banned from a server bc of it

[sharp vale]

It's just ashyoo

[vital roost]

for kh

[sharp vale]

Post a spoiler of yourself

[vital roost]

thank u so much peter

[sharp vale]

It's a beautiful day today

Should I take a drive down town

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-society-sigma-sigma-male-the-joker-gif-24406292

[exotic leaf]

it was snowing earlier

[void slate]

it's a beautiful night today

[sharp vale]

L bozoid

[void slate]

u r cute girl

[sharp vale]

It's days like these I'm glad to have a sun roof

[void slate]

Is this your car

[sharp vale]

Yes

[exotic leaf]

ugly car L bozo

[void slate]

It's white like lucent hive

[exotic leaf]

o but u can’t say that to me

guess i’ll cry

[sharp vale]

Post thighs

[void slate]

I said that because Ashyoo is a fake girl

[sharp vale]

Today is a good day to buy chick fil a and wash my car

[void slate]

wash your car with a chick fil a?

[exotic leaf]

i need to detail my car badly

[sharp vale]

Post car

[exotic leaf]

never

[sharp vale]

L

[void slate]

Lewshifer has a drivers license? 😮

[exotic leaf]

It’s a honda that’s all you’re getting

[sharp vale]

VTEC VTEC VTEC

[exotic leaf]

yes i am a functional member of society

[sharp vale]

BRRRRR

I love two door Honda accords from the 90's

[void slate]

My sisters don't have a license

[exotic leaf]

I have a four door

peter your sisters are so pretty

[sharp vale]

I'm bout to bust 😩

[shell goblet]

Doesn’t like every modern car have vtec?

I actually like that car a lot

[sharp vale]

Basically

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mazda-mx5-lando3-lando3official-fari-gif-16680645

[shell goblet]

Clean JDM vibe

[sharp vale]

Every modern car has variable valve timing

[shell goblet]

Not the maita

[hardy mesa]

so reddit tells me kingdom hearts is just fanfiction

[void slate]

@hard spindle

[sharp vale]

But Honda's Variable valve timing uses four cams to increase revolutions and power output while maintaining efficiency

[sharp vale]

VTEC is it's own patented technology

[sharp vale]

Miata more like L

Miatas are cool and all but they're really like the losers of the car industry

[void slate]

Vault-Tec?

[sharp vale]

People get into Miatas because of the community, it's hard not to be good in the Miata community

[shell goblet]

What mod should I do first? Lower or cosmetics like a factory style spoiler?

Or a sound system refit?

[sharp vale]

No mods, save your money, preventative maintenance

[sharp vale]

Sound system is arguably a better mod than anything else

Because sound systems are easy to do with the right people and all you gotta do is spend money once

[shell goblet]

Yeah I was probably going to go with that one, I just recently bought a whole new system for my room

[void slate]

I'm so fucking lazy

[sharp vale]

And you already get something good in and out

[shell goblet]

Ordered 10 XLR cables today and they’re being shipped rn

[sharp vale]

Meanwhile cosmetics? Yeah let me buy a new bumper? Paint. Buy a new wing? Paint. Buy a new headlight? Wiring. Buy new fenders? Paint + modding. Buy new wheels? Tires + rotation + alignment + L

[void slate]

Which soda is your favorite @exotic leaf

[sharp vale]

And then performance mods? Don't even get me STARTED

[exotic leaf]

i’m actually not a soda enjoyer

[sharp vale]

Right.

[cold nebula]

I would pick up milk

[sharp vale]

Based

[sharp vale]

Have you beaten margitt Thatcher yet?

[shell goblet]

I was just gonna get carbon fiber wing and mirror fittings, my car is already white so white with carbon accents would be good

And I could just order wheels in the right color/finish

[sharp vale]

I love white cars

[quick hearth]

🤝

[sharp vale]

Planning on buying a white hellcat in the future ||sike I'm broke||

[shell goblet]

Yeah they’re super generic so when I speed my car doesn’t catch the eye of a cop lmao

I like the charger widebodys

Someone at my school drives one and it’s super clean

Has the black satin hood with the big scoop

[sharp vale]

Widebody? Big L

Classic

I love classic style

[signal seal]

you're supposed to paint carbon fiber though 😐

[sharp vale]

You are supposed to paint carbon fiber, yes

[cold nebula]

No, I will go back and farm for summoming tokens

[shell goblet]

You can have a finish on the carbon, I wouldn’t paint over it

[cold nebula]

Or buy a contorller

[shell goblet]

I don’t like gloss carbon tho so I’d just clear coat it

[cold nebula]

I know I am supposed to dodge around the boss, but he hits me every time

[exotic leaf]

hate that my university’s mask mandate is optional now

[signal seal]

i humored a carbon fiber hood for a while but when i saw one in person, and how poorly it fit....

[shell goblet]

Not hood

[hard spindle]

lol

[sharp vale]

TOO TRUE, CARBON HAS TERRIBLE FITMENT

[shell goblet]

Hood is too big for me, I’d do a solid black hood tho

[signal seal]

just wrap your hood, so much cheaper than painting and not permanent so you don't commit resale suicide

[shell goblet]

But fitment and panel gap is more important than the color/texture

[sharp vale]

My car can't be resold anyways bc wreck

[signal seal]

wrap on the hood would be super cheap

[hard spindle]

but just in case

[sharp vale]

This was two years ago but the rebuild process was done aight I guess

[signal seal]

brutal. i saw a bunch of wrecks yesterday in the snow

[shell goblet]

My car is worth 10k now, it would be worth dirt by the time I can afford to buy a new one

[sharp vale]

Speaking of which I need a new paint job

[signal seal]

my car is still worth $21k after 5 years

well 19-21

[sharp vale]

In this economy my car is probably worth 15k

Despite me buying it for 9k

[signal seal]

i just checked my on kbb

[sharp vale]

Mopars break Kelly blue book

[signal seal]

pretty surprised VWs are holding so much value

[sharp vale]

Despite Kelly blue book giving them a low value

Since mopars are extremely sought after due to reputation, you can sell these to anyone for any price if they want to pay it

Regardless of conditions

A wrecked scat pack still goes for about 20-30k

A wrecked hellcat still sells for 40-50k

And a wrecked RT still go for 15-20k

Assuming they're new and the mileage is average

[sharp vale]

Too true oomfie

My challenger has never broke on me

Yet

[signal seal]

na but FR my VW giving me sick days like crazy to drive to the dealership 😄

[sharp vale]

When my engine finally blows up

[signal seal]

not that i wasn't running 40 PSI of boost

[sharp vale]

Which it will soon because

[signal seal]

and that probably caused the turbo to fail

[sharp vale]

Y'know, valve drop and the infamous hemi tick leading to rod knock

I will do a 6.1 Swap

Maybe a 6.4 swap

@signal seal what engine should I get bing

[signal seal]

sorry for tiny meme

[signal seal]

boosted LS1

[cold nebula]

I did something

[void slate]

F1 engine

[cold nebula]

I started to work out

[sharp vale]

Tick tick tick tick

[void slate]

How does this work out for you

[signal seal]

my car makes a tick tick tick sound because direct injection

4000 psi fuel injectors

[sharp vale]

I'll do that to my 91' Camaro when I finally get it

I've been saving up money to put a down payment on it since it belongs to one of my coworkers

[signal seal]

i remember changing the fuel pump on my 07 GTI was like disarming a bomb

[sharp vale]

I mean I have enough money to buy it outright in cash but y'know

[dull flame]

man im going to brazil in 30 seconds for not showing cam

[sharp vale]

Who tf wants to do that

[dull flame]

cya guys ill miss you

[signal seal]

it had issues with the cam follower that the dealer wouldn't acknowledge

[sharp vale]

VW issues

Couldn't be good ol American

[void slate]

@desert pilot

[signal seal]

na it was a diamond coating on the cam follower that wouldn't wear the cams

[cold nebula]

Energised kind of

[signal seal]

but after 50-100k miles the diamond coating COULD wear off

[desert pilot]

me

[signal seal]

resulting in wear on the cams and loss of power permanently

[sharp vale]

Could?

[signal seal]

yes could, it wasn't consistent between all drivers

[signal seal]

but mine wore off and i replaced it at 50 80 and 100k

like, not wore off bad or put a hole in the follower, but preventative maintenance

[sharp vale]

Major L

[signal seal]

i replaced in stage 1

[sharp vale]

I'm just going to do the 6.4 swap my engine finally dies

I'm just saving money so I can do it

Ironically I put less than 6k miles on my car per year

[void slate]

which stage is the one on the right?

[sharp vale]

@signal seal should I get Italian food or should I go get wings

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/wings-bitch-redbull-ricky-berwick-gif-14504960

[signal seal]

looks like stage 2 but it was left in a moist area and rusted

[signal seal]

you can't get full on just wings

[sharp vale]

Lasagna

[signal seal]

depends on the quality

[void slate]

❤️

[signal seal]

can it be trusted?

[sharp vale]

Yes

[void slate]

do you trust this lasagna

[signal seal]

then 100% lasagna

[sharp vale]

I love lasagna

[sharp vale]

Okay will be driving up to the shop soon

[sharp vale]

You're never safe from me though

[signal seal]

no joke Chris Rock handled that better than literally anyone on Earth would have

[sharp vale]

I've been punched before because dude thought I keyed his car

It was at an old Job

Like almost three years ago

[void slate]

Someone make a Yakuza version of this

[sharp vale]

And I didn't even react I just took it

[signal seal]

I got yelled at in my early days of retail once

[sharp vale]

Major L, but eventually we did find out who keyed his car

[signal seal]

I regret every day not punching or telling off that guy

[sharp vale]

He was fired that same day

[hardy mesa]

i dont think i can wait till season 3 of ds

[void slate]

DS? Dark Souls?

[sharp vale]

Alright guys time to go buy food

[hardy mesa]

demon slayer

[vestal ember]

real

😡

[void slate]

I am going to participate in the process of sleeping now

Goodnight @desert pilot It was a nice stream and I enjoyed Batman very nice man also Cat Lady was very handsome.

[main tangle]

I received from the MEE bot a Welcome to something called Crypture world (some shit about NFT's)
But I didn't sing up anywhere. Anyone who can give me some insight??

[signal seal]

if anyone mentions NFTs on discord unironically or with a positive light, it's best to block

[desert pilot]

good night peter im glad you enjoyed my arkham city hijinks

[signal seal]

tons of scams going around and also NFTs are NFTs

[vestal ember]

nfts 😩

money laundering 😩

[signal seal]

NFT = worth something because no one understands wtf it is

[main tangle]

That's why I'm asking, it's clearly some kind of scam right??

[signal seal]

it's always a scam

[void slate]

There's breaking news on bbc lemme look

[desert pilot]

nft = non fuckable token

[vestal ember]

nobody is trying to sell u an nft on discord

[signal seal]

best check mutual servers when you get a DM and mutual friends, if none in common block

[signal seal]

yeah they are

[sharp vale]

Tbf there's plenty of things in the world that's exactly like that

[signal seal]

well scam-wise

[void slate]

breaking news - oscars condemn will smith for the slapping incident

[vestal ember]

legitimately trying to sell an nft

[main tangle]

But why tf am I signed up there tho

[void slate]

nft = no-future token

[desert pilot]

nft and crypto bros are the worst creatures

[vestal ember]

nfts <

[desert pilot]

also tech bros

[sharp vale]

Nfts are just trading cards with hyper value

[sharp vale]

I don't like gymbros very much

[signal seal]

Yeetim do you want to buy my NFT? I downloaded it off the NFT auction site for free but you can have it for $70,000

[sharp vale]

I need to vacuum my car

[desert pilot]

i like some gymbros

[vestal ember]

[desert pilot]

the gymbros that are wholesome and welcoming are the best

[signal seal]

should honestly make a server with emotes that are 100% made from NFTs

[sharp vale]

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH POLLEN IN MY CAR

[void slate]

What's that stain

[sharp vale]

Pollen

[signal seal]

it's poop

[void slate]

calling someone an nft owner is the biggest insult

[desert pilot]

lmao so true actually

[sharp vale]

I think I will vacuum and wash my car today

[onyx schooner]

the car can have a little pollen

as a treat

[desert pilot]

eat the pollen
consume it like the flesh of your enemies

[sharp vale]

Here's a quirk of my car

No airbags

[signal seal]

that's kinda sketchy

airbag saved my friends father's life

he speared a tree at 60 mph

[desert pilot]

a small amount of trolling

[void slate]

do you get air tags

[signal seal]

regardless of whether he has them, that light there means they will not deploy

[signal seal]

this will actually fuck you hardest with resale value

[desert pilot]

i figured

[void slate]

@desert pilot Caption this