💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[lament egret]

omg is that nyx

[mild crystal]

no is that koe

[signal seal]

you can just chill near him now and not get hit

[quick hearth]

omg koemi!!!

[signal seal]

he used to map you with his 360's if you didn't read the dodges

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/362026214011174913/949662337986617434/cate.gif

[quick hearth]

and this was patch 1.03? I don't remember reading abt that lol

[mild crystal]

rad han

[signal seal]

yeah radahn was hard but once i learned the moves he really wasn't

and i no hit him on a rl50 mage

[onyx schooner]

his name is randy

[mild crystal]

randy orton

randy dandy

[dusky shore]

Evening y’all have some headphone questions

[mild crystal]

skyrim or ff14 endwalker

[mild crystal]

yes my headphones are not working

[dusky shore]

Feels bad

[lament egret]

zamn these steelseries wireless headphones go hard

[signal iris]

me

[mild crystal]

what feels bad ?

[quick hearth]

hi can I pat you

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-ears-neko-ears-gif-19796500

[mild crystal]

where do I find Elden ring concept art ?

[quick hearth]

[signal seal]

https://www.google.com/search?q=elden+ring+concept+art&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS916US916&oq=elden+ring+concept+art&aqs=chrome.0.0i20i263i512l2j0i512l4j0i10i512j0i512l3.1962j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

[mild crystal]

thanks also are we getting any dlcs for elden ring ?

[lament egret]

i hope so

[smoky matrix]

would be cool

[signal seal]

yes they have a few announced i think, hopefully the milk the everloving shit out of it and give us MORE

[smoky matrix]

oh wait they have?

[signal seal]

i know DS3 was firm 2 dlcs and no more dark souls

[golden mica]

Did you guys see how insanely successful elden ring is? On xbox NA it has the 2nd most active base

Over COD for crying out loud

[mild crystal]

good

[signal seal]

it's outsold Skyrim and Breath of the Wild in the first month

it's literally putting live service games in the ground

[mild crystal]

a good game deserves to be successful

[golden mica]

I wonder how far it is from outselling all of the other souls games

[mild crystal]

cool cool

[sacred oasis]

it outsold skyrim?!

[signal seal]

yeah it has

[mild crystal]

this is why I should try skyrim

[signal seal]

and we all know how nerdy Elder Scrolls people are

skyrim really hasn't aged well

the melee combat is dog shit

[mild crystal]

I heard its cool with mods

[signal seal]

i mean

[mild crystal]

also I kind of love skyrim music

[signal seal]

it's cool without mods.

then when you get so bored you start modding and it's just like why bother

unless you have no ceiling for repetition in which case keep on keeping on

[lament egret]

kneeknee make a sleep build NOW

[onyx schooner]

ill make a sleep build when i beat the game

[wind axle]

sleep

[sharp vale]

Sleep rn

[onyx schooner]

na

i got amber starlight, what that do

[smoky matrix]

its a thing for confusing invaders

if you have a friend with you and get invaded you can change your appearnce to look like them so the invader can't see who is the host

[onyx schooner]

uh
its not a usable item, lemur

[smoky matrix]

do you have any people with you nene

[onyx schooner]

non

[smoky matrix]

whaaaa

[golden mica]

@smoky matrix @onyx schooner

[onyx schooner]

hi semp hi semp

who the fuck ordered all of this magic grease

[smoky matrix]

oh nvm its part of a quest chain

[exotic leaf]

u said u wouldn’t share this pic of me

[smoky matrix]

hihi

[onyx schooner]

[signal seal]

if that's you then 😮

[golden mica]

did you see my funny bonk damage?!?!

[smoky matrix]

I saw some clips here and there yesterday

[golden mica]

👍

[smoky matrix]

looks very fun I approve

[golden mica]

I am spreading the word of twin ffuckinf hhammas

[smoky matrix]

reformed magic / bleed user

I am so proud

[exotic leaf]

it could be

[signal seal]

can i adopt you

[smoky matrix]

I might adapt the hamma build to my two greatswords

[quick hearth]

hamma

[signal seal]

bonk build

[smoky matrix]

but definitely less optimal cause I'm lower level and only gonna buff one of the swords so I can still bhound step

[exotic leaf]

yes i can live in your walls

[golden mica]

bhound step sounds like you're copping out

[signal seal]

my walls are high quality probably

[smoky matrix]

bhound step is simply very fun

moving at stupid high speeds with a sword this big gives me serotonin

[signal seal]

it's just got such a ridiculous iframe window too i can't help but love it

[smoky matrix]

I manage to get hit despite the iframes because I'm dumb as but

its still very fun

[signal seal]

well yeah but it's better than rolling

[smoky matrix]

I have this horrible habit of timing it so badly that I get hit when I exit the dash tho

[exotic leaf]

me in bingys walls like

[smoky matrix]

yus

[fringe umbra]

why all the hot grls on Tinder gotta have the same name as my sister

[signal seal]

bro that's like a bonus

[exotic leaf]

[fringe umbra]

and all the hot dudes the same name as my brother

[signal seal]

lmao

just be bad with names and forget

[fringe umbra]

have you been with someone with the same name as a family member

girl who had the same name as my mum asked me out at work once

[sharp vale]

Subterranean shunning grounds make me depressed

[signal seal]

I've been with someone who had my name that was neat

[sharp vale]

Nap time

[exotic leaf]

if they’re hot enough their name shouldn’t matter

[signal seal]

but seriously every woman on earth is named Christina

[onyx schooner]

these things are scary i hate

[signal seal]

no exceptions

[onyx schooner]

ok thank you discord

||https://puu.sh/IRe1o/62d68e9500.jpg|| terror

i give up on embeds

[signal seal]

Even if it's Gerald?

[fringe umbra]

unless u wanna say your sisters name at the wrong time and the it gets awkward af

[signal seal]

ok fuck me though with the irony

https://tenor.com/view/amazing-sweetie-gif-13997645

there we go

[onyx schooner]

is discord dying

[severe musk]

i thought i got banned lol

[signal seal]

yes

we're all using zoom now

[tardy trout]

yo anyone good with computers be able to help w sumin?

[signal seal]

just ask. you don't need to ask if you can ask. we can't determine what level of knowledge you need.

[tardy trout]

alr

so i moved my downloads folder on my pc from C: to the hard drive

[signal seal]

C is the hard drive but alright, a different hard drive?

[tardy trout]

ssd

[signal seal]

and what's the problem

[onyx schooner]

rip 43k souls

[tardy trout]

and it now turns out i have to redownload most of my games, most of which were alrdy on my hard drive

[onyx schooner]

because the fall distance in this game makes me so sad

[tardy trout]

is something wrong w that or is supposed to happen?

[signal seal]

yeah it's trying to run from a path that no longer exists. just change the path on the launcher

you don't need to redownload anything

[exotic leaf]

no i’m not

[signal seal]

hmmm i doubt it

[tardy trout]

ah ok. how do i do that

[signal seal]

....Christina ||probably||

[night anvil]

There's probs a setting on Steam to specify the location

[exotic leaf]

you have seen my name before 🗿

[tardy trout]

hmm

it says 'size of local files: 0 B on drive D:'

on steam properties

[signal seal]

you might have screwed up not moving them properly but this is how

do that for applicable games

[severe musk]

will smith vs chris rock

[tardy trout]

oh crap

[tardy trout]

so i gotta redownload aye?

[severe musk]

where was that anger when he was gettin cheated on

[turbid igloo]

wtf is a wordle

[signal seal]

yeah you should have moved them the proper way

make sure to back up any save files

[tardy trout]

hmm yeah whoops

[tardy trout]

👍

[signal seal]

i'm really bad with names, and I'm like at least 20% positive it was Christina

[tardy trout]

prtty much i got curious so i changed the destination of the Downloads folder on files to my hard drive rather than ssd, didnt want ssd holding unnecessary stuff

[exotic leaf]

i bet your names Christina

[signal seal]

😮 i hope not

although at least people would get it right over the phone

[exotic leaf]

people say my name incorrectly all the time or mistake it for a similar sounding name

[onyx schooner]

footsniffer instead of solesniffer

[exotic leaf]

NENE WHY PLEASE

[signal seal]

yeah i give people fake names when i order pizza and stuff it's just easier

[void slate]

Good morning chatter box 🗃

[quick hearth]

[void slate]

I have a sore throat today

[exotic leaf]

good morning peter

[void slate]

Good morning Missus Lewshifer

[exotic leaf]

i go to sleepy town now

[smoky matrix]

adios

[wild wave]

what is the best spoils farm

[cunning night]

yo i gilded my flawless title but theres no exponent anyone know if its a bug or something
and yes i gilded it in prev seasons

[signal seal]

this is #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

why are you people here

[vital roost]

only appears for others not u, next time use #💬destiny-chat

[cunning night]

yea i did no one answered so i came here mb

and thanks

[signal seal]

Ashyoo cameo

[vital roost]

hihi

[signal seal]

also @vital roost

[vital roost]

was quite considerable

[signal seal]

i hope i've lived up to your standards with the delay on this one 😄

ash did you see my cat in the sink

[vital roost]

how've you been bing, feel like it's been a while since we've talked

[signal seal]

just bing chilling on elden ring. i'll be on vacation for a couple weeks in April as well

[vital roost]

no i haven't, i haven't been here at all recently

[vital roost]

people and topics i don't care to talk to or about

[signal seal]

i can't believe i got this picture! i didn't even notice

[vital roost]

your cat is actually so pretty

[void slate]

Yes

[vital roost]

what the cat doin

[signal seal]

she loves drinking from the sink

[vital roost]

was it trying to drink the water at all

awhh

[signal seal]

yes that's how she does it. she would die if she didn't have a fountain or a sink to drink from

if i make her a bowl she dips her paw in and licks it

[vital roost]

cats just dumb like that somtimes lol

[signal seal]

weird ass cat

and then one day i came home and shes got her front legs in the water bowl

just chilling

[desert pilot]

good morning

its me the riddler

[signal seal]

she was like 100% outdoor when i adopted her

[vital roost]

i want a cat so bad

but i can barely take care of myself so i don't think it's a good idea to get a pet

[signal seal]

and kinda neglected so i guess she drank from streams and running water

get a cat when you're ready

[desert pilot]

better to work on yourself for now

[signal seal]

kittens are nice but i like rescues

i want a kitten to toilet train but everyone wants kittens not many people want an old cat

would be neat if i liked people as much as animals 🙄

[vital roost]

yeah

[desert pilot]

animals are better than humans

unconditional love for giving you food and shelter? good deal

[signal seal]

not parrots

fuck parrots

[unkempt plinth]

parrots are very cool

[desert pilot]

damn whats your beef with parrots

[signal seal]

CAW CAW

all day all night and they live like 90 years

[desert pilot]

understandable

[signal seal]

so 12:45 i really want to rewatch Ran

2 hr 42 minute movie... am i in over my head

[desert pilot]

absolutely not

[signal seal]

it was 3.99 to rent and 4.99 to buy i couldn't pass it up

usually amazon movies are like $13

[desert pilot]

a small sacrifice for ran

[signal seal]

I just watched Yojimbo and it made me want more Kurosawa

crazy that that film's been remade like 85 times

[desert pilot]

samurai movies are pretty cool

[void slate]

👻 ping

[desert pilot]

haven't seen one in ages but i should probably watch one

[void slate]

Zoophile

[unkempt plinth]

they’re unrealistic, they didn’t die to margit 50 times

[signal seal]

Ran is really good if you haven't seen it 👀

Akira Kurosawa's last movie

[desert pilot]

i trust your word when it comes to movies

[signal seal]

the visuals are just incredible and it's done in color

based of King Leer so you already have a 10/10 story

Shakespear is

[desert pilot]

sounds good

i'll watch it sometime this week

[mild crystal]

yes

[hollow marten]

awesome

[thin kelp]

Im glad all anyone will ever remember about the Oscars is what happened today

Let it die in obscurity as just another mid show

But Chris rock getting slapped? Now that's crazy

[hollow marten]

Fr

[thin kelp]

All I wanna know is what will was saying when he was cussing him out after he sat down

Man I wish I could read mouths

[lament egret]

hi offtopic chatbox

[onyx schooner]

hi i got flawless in ontopic

[thin kelp]

Nice

[void slate]

Hello pat ninja

[thin kelp]

Hello peter serb

[barren dagger]

flawless elden ring!?

[signal seal]

you laugh but people do it

[mild crystal]

i did laugh

[granite umbra]

what is the oscars drama

[mild crystal]

you

[thin kelp]

Oscar

[granite umbra]

🤣 😩

[hollow marten]

The headache 😳

[onyx schooner]

The voices

[hollow marten]

Yeaaa

Been playing way too much elden ring bro holy

[mild crystal]

not living in elden ring ?

[somber shale]

Wussy waka

[smoky matrix]

william smithson punched the zebra from Madagascar for making a joke about his wife's hair loss

[sacred oasis]

https://youtu.be/myjEoDypUD8

[granite umbra]

real or staged , i cant watch rn im outside

[smoky matrix]

apparently real

its too good to be staged

[granite umbra]

yikes

[smoky matrix]

the oscars aren't competent enough to stage something like that

[granite umbra]

must be awkward for the crowd

[sacred oasis]

That's what everyone is asking

[smoky matrix]

Oscars be normal for 1 year challenge IMPOSSIBLE

[somber shale]

@granite umbra real

[granite umbra]

i wish suspicious astronaut was real

[somber shale]

Context: chris rock make a joke about Will Smith wife about her "bald". Will dont like it, comes then smack Chris. Thus the born of Will smith greatest hit.

[void slate]

Have u seen oscars

[thin kelp]

yes it was very surprising

[void slate]

They actually have a history together and this isn't the first time Chris made such a joke.

[thin kelp]

next year i hear theyre hiring an actual clown

[void slate]

BBC - video contains some violence - shows said violence in the preview

[somber shale]

@void slate well i guess that cross the line for Smith

[void slate]

Indeed

Caption this

[sacred oasis]

Well if it’s Density related, #💬destiny-chat

As for 3rd parties sites where you can “buy the games at a steam sale price”

Don’t think talking about it here is a good idea

[desert pilot]

wtf happened at the oscars

[thin kelp]

heated rewind time moment

[quick hearth]

honestly pretty shocked

he seems so calm all the time

[desert pilot]

did will smith kill someone

[quick hearth]

this

[somber shale]

Thanks for the mention ❤️

[trail citrus]

i still cant believe that happened lmao

[somber shale]

@trail citrus i was surprised too. Smith comes up, maybe talk some sense to Rock but nah, just one slap.

[trail citrus]

unironically needs to learn how to control his anger

[somber shale]

Will Smith, the One Slap Man

[void slate]

He just slapped a guy who made offensive jokes about his wife in the middle of live broadcast.

[trail citrus]

lets not forget his wife cheated on him

[somber shale]

@trail citrus he he i just saw a meme on that

[thin kelp]

"hey, i bet augustus wouldnt let someone joke about me like that"
will:

[void slate]

I thought it was his second wife lol

[thin kelp]

will smith has been trying for years to be releveant for good reasons on social media, dude has a youtube channel

[trail citrus]

wonder how his wife's son feels about that

[trail citrus]

youtube rewind moment

[thin kelp]

yaaahh

its rewind time wouldve been such a cool catchphrase in a kids cartoon but now it will never not be cringe

thanks obama

[somber shale]

Thanks Caddince

[trail citrus]

mhm

[sacred oasis]

This is what my friend had to say:

“he wanted to act hard cuz he's been getting dissed and disrespected cuz his wife's been cheating on him”

“and he's his wife's bitch”

[trail citrus]

well now hes getting clowned on by the internet

[somber shale]

Task failed successfully

[void slate]

Cipher Rage

Also Will's wife didn't cheat on him, it was an entanglement.

https://youtu.be/NGJJe263Hs8

[somber shale]

Those tabloid text graphic. Ugh

[vestal ember]

holay

[hollow marten]

Yo

Help me with that yk

[smoky matrix]

just win

[vestal ember]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfQmYqLi33g

[hollow marten]

As if

[golden mica]

💀 @vestal ember
https://i.imgur.com/mKgzKFI.png

chatting with a guy from eldencord who was doing some pvp testing

[vestal ember]

average american !?

[golden mica]

he's australian

also I just realized maybe it's cause I have dragoncrest on, but I won't tell him that

bonk build has finally met some opposition, mally moves too fast 😩

I can phase 1 super quick but phase 2 is 😩

gotta say bonk has a lot less poise dmg than I'd expect

[smoky matrix]

poise damage goes down the second you aren't dealing it

so i guess long time between hits means the imaginary meter goes down

[golden mica]

took like 6 attempts, finally got him, annoying prick

something tells me the rest of the bosses aren't going to be 1-2 shot like everything pre farum

okay with the exception of this joke of a "boss"

[somber shale]

Any graphic card expert here ?

[sharp vale]

Good morning losers

Even though it is 3 AM Here

My sleep schedule is completely fucked

Should I play elden ring or go back to the sleep

[barren dagger]

you just woke up now? @sharp vale or have been awake

[sharp vale]

Thirty minutes or so

[barren dagger]

i woke up at like 8:40pm mines worse

3am aint that bad

[sharp vale]

I am hungry

[sharp vale]

This was crazy that it happened

[golden mica]

It was even on news in Australia

[void slate]

Fun fact, today in my court is the first day of the trial of a man who assassinated the Mayor of Gdańsk.

[queen osprey]

dank

[void slate]

The defendant refuses to speak and there's a break currently

He was deemed insane earlier but a recording leaked of him bragging how he's cheating the system.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paweł_Adamowicz

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

Should I go buy food at 3 AM

But gas prices

[sharp vale]

In America that would be an instant sentencing and arrest for perjury

[void slate]

You don't mess around in America

[sharp vale]

That's why you're literally TOLD to keep your mouth shut when you get arrested

Because literally anything that you say WILL be used against you even out of context

Bragging about cheating the system? That wouldn't fly here. You'd be sentenced immediately for basically admitting to getting away with a crime and then get an extra charge

[sharp vale]

Pov Chris rock

[exotic leaf]

excuse me @void slate i saw that ping

[void slate]

Yes but I forgot to attach the image

[sharp vale]

@void slate should I go buy food at 4 AM

[barren dagger]

yes

[desert pilot]

you guys just ever

https://open.spotify.com/track/0DI3WNmIyfi2GZLQwhYDQC?si=7TInyS-PRHGWJbbf1xf7WA&utm_source=copy-link

[sharp vale]

Boo ba Doo dum

Y'know?

[sharp vale]

CLASSIC

EATING TEA AND DUNKIN' CRUMPERS WEEY

[desert pilot]

dunkin crumpers lmao

[sharp vale]

I'm glad I'm not British

[desert pilot]

same

[barren dagger]

[desert pilot]

shut up duk you literally eat tea

[sharp vale]

But you did read them

[barren dagger]

k

[barren dagger]

proof?

[desert pilot]

yeah thats me fuck you gonna do about it

[smoky matrix]

mm i love eating tea

eating some rn

[sharp vale]

Reaction

[desert pilot]

and dunkin crumpers?

[sharp vale]

And Dunkin CRUMPERS wey?

[barren dagger]

my point was it was the letter k, so i respond with the letter k

[smoky matrix]

what the fuck is a dunkin crumper

[sharp vale]

K

[barren dagger]

I love this

[sharp vale]

Burger King

[barren dagger]

real

[desert pilot]

i thought the black guy had a beard at first

[sharp vale]

Are you dumping CRUMPERS wey?

[barren dagger]

british people at their peak

COLLINNN

[golden mica]

||https://i.imgur.com/MLIb7vj.jpeg||
took a few attempts but bonk complete

[sharp vale]

Can you bonk my depression next

||I'm not depressed||

[sharp vale]

MICHAEL

[barren dagger]

where are you getting michael from in that

[sharp vale]

AHHH AI MIGUEL! MIGUELL!!

[barren dagger]

my god

[sharp vale]

The first two syllables

[smoky matrix]

delusional as usual

[golden mica]

💀 game crashed in final cutscene, hopefully it doesn't take me go NG++ instantly

[barren dagger]

MY GODDD

yeet delusional

[sharp vale]

Stfu maki

[void slate]

Is there any place that's open on such hour

[smoky matrix]

:(

[barren dagger]

posting cat again

[desert pilot]

kitty

[golden mica]

why is it called chat.mp4 if it's a cat

[desert pilot]

<3

[barren dagger]

idk why i put an h in it

[sharp vale]

Whataburger

[barren dagger]

happy?

[sharp vale]

@smoky matrix I hope the LEMURS bite you stupid lemur

[desert pilot]

caht <3

[void slate]

Crying as we speak

[barren dagger]

you should be

[golden mica]

||https://i.imgur.com/VTTFH6G.jpeg||
Look at that DRIP lord

[sharp vale]

It's French 😌

[wind axle]

chatbox i am bored

entertain me

[void slate]

Kill Issue ;_;

[sharp vale]

Cat box

[void slate]

@wind axle 👻 ping

[barren dagger]

theres my entertainment

[wind axle]

dunking crumpers

[void slate]

Dunkin Donuts but it's computers dipped in hot oil.

[void slate]

Oh shoot you wrote crumpers not computers my bad @wind axle

[barren dagger]

@sharp vale when you getting a drippy fedex truck

[desert pilot]

spider getting its ass beat fucking deserved!!!!

[barren dagger]

bad tiktok

[sharp vale]

When I can afford one

[barren dagger]

@desert pilot all 4 of these can fuckin suck one, especially in greed

[golden mica]

Chat it's confirmed
rock (hammers) beats scissors (swords)

[desert pilot]

edmund deserves to go to hell for making those

[wind axle]

should i get ror2

will the cool gen chat gamers play it with me

[golden mica]

I tried it, didn't love it

but maybe it was cause I didn't have much of a clue

[wind axle]

play it again so i have friends to play with

[barren dagger]

and these fucks when you have bad damage

[wind axle]

i am immensely bored

[desert pilot]

especially the one thats one fire

most unfair enemy on early floors

[barren dagger]

best mines enemy change my mind

or ashpit idk

[desert pilot]

thats a funny enemy

you can actually collect the giga bombs if you have safety scissors

[barren dagger]

yea

[golden mica]

isn't vip the isaac channel

[desert pilot]

maybe

[barren dagger]

possibly

improved the banner

[desert pilot]

edmund looking at my game before he places 7 fireflies in the next room

[barren dagger]

edmund stalking me then placing 20 of these fuckers in a greed run when I had 4 damage

[desert pilot]

i like that they can teleport right next to me and unfair me

[barren dagger]

mini hush telefrag

[strange finch]

eyyy you got the build to work

where do u get that hammer btw

wanna get it before i start ng+1

[desert pilot]

true lol

at least hush is huge so its easier to dodge

[golden mica]

used it at every boss, only struggled against mally, everything else was a walk over

this-ish area

[barren dagger]

now that ive done hush a few times, hes easy for the most part

as long as i dont have .45 damage

[strange finch]

ill check it out tmrw when before i start the new playthrough

[desert pilot]

hush is my favourite boss tbh

[barren dagger]

I like mega stan

[desert pilot]

not too unfair but still really challenging

[barren dagger]

i was so close to killing mother as lost but died as she was on 30% hp

[strange finch]

was getting all the achievements for legendary items but i missed 1 sword before ||leyndell gets ruined so i gotta go start a new playthrough before i can get it ||

[desert pilot]

thats the worst

[barren dagger]

only marks I need on lost is greedier, mega stan and mother

[desert pilot]

the moment you lose holy mantle in s boss fight panic mode starts

[barren dagger]

i love lost just due to the fact i can get every devil deal

but i have to take angels for him

[desert pilot]

i started playing tainted lost recently and i enjoy him

getting crazy items is fun

[barren dagger]

yee

[golden mica]

if you're on rn I can just drop it to you

[strange finch]

bout to go to bed ty for the offer tho

[desert pilot]

also high starting stats are always fun

[barren dagger]

my favourite shop item right now is voodoo, when im lost

[strange finch]

gotta do 2 more playthroughs for the achievements so im just gonna grab along the way

[barren dagger]

2 free curse rooms per floor

[desert pilot]

best shop items are member card and birthright imo

[barren dagger]

stopwatch is also very very goated

[desert pilot]

true

[lament egret]

glowing hourglass enjoyers

[barren dagger]

that with tainted lost 😩

[desert pilot]

hourglass free win on lost

[lament egret]

so true

[desert pilot]

also book of shadows and 4.5 volt

[barren dagger]

real

[queen osprey]

@analog python #858040368523902976

[analog python]

Yes, what now? 🙂

[barren dagger]

blessed elden ring content

[wind axle]

any ror2 gamers

[vestal ember]

anyone want to make a gamble with me

[sharp vale]

Shoot

[vestal ember]

it involves nitro

[sharp vale]

Nvm

[vestal ember]

flip a coin to buy nitro

[sharp vale]

I choose heads

👥

[sharp vale]

I win

[vestal ember]

ok sick buy me nitro

pepela

[sharp vale]

Pepela

[vestal ember]

wait you can only buy the nitro not classic

[sharp vale]

Always choose heads

[vestal ember]

as a gift

[desert pilot]

i choose head

[void slate]

Tails

[sharp vale]

PETER

[barren dagger]

Paper

[sharp vale]

ALWAYS CHOOSE HEADSSS

Abyways if I won then how is it that I have to buy nitro

That's a big L

Not buying nitro anyways that's a rip

[cold nebula]

I am not aware of the Lore

why we are tarnished?

Cause we are MAIDENLESS?

[hard spindle]

What

Yeetim please never use that again

[paper haven]

Because we had used to be blessed by grace (The golden light from the Erdtree). But we've lost its blessing, and now we only have a faint guidance to grace, which led to us being referred to as "Tarnished".

Correct me if I'm wrong.

[cold nebula]

Aye, all I know is that we are exalted from the land

and also immortal

Which kind of is good explonation why you can proceed in game upon dying

[paper haven]

Blame ||Ranni||

[cold nebula]

I am at the very start at the game

[paper haven]

Time to have some fun then

[cold nebula]

It is hard, I picked up Wretch

[paper haven]

#WretchGang

[cold nebula]

Then I realized it is kind for advanced players so I had to spent time in Limegrave

Grinding equipment

[paper haven]

You'll get there 💪

Spend some time in Anor Londo

[cold nebula]

I barely killed the Giant in the pass

I had to kind of grind the 2 chained ones

[hard spindle]

Ofc u would know nerd

[cold nebula]

I think Limegraves have more dungeons I only found 2

[paper haven]

I just played the game :(

[hard spindle]

Souls nerd alert

[sharp vale]

Wretch gang

[paper haven]

[sharp vale]

RANDO buy me food

[desert pilot]

[hard spindle]

No tf

[cold nebula]

I never played Dark Souls game before btw

[paper haven]

Great game to start on tbh

[cold nebula]

At this point I see using different weapons sutionally

I cannot beat another horse enemy without shieldbash

And for anything else I use Great Sword

[hard spindle]

It's an easy well designed noob friendly souls game can't lie

[queen osprey]

what about me rando

[cold nebula]

My main issue comes from MKB I think

And being a Wrech, my friend who started with me plays wizard and he is way ahead, but I am not resetting

[paper haven]

Comes down to really... I use M&K and enjoy it.

[hard spindle]

What about u

[queen osprey]

all good

[cold nebula]

@hard spindle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDWbew8PCHg

[paper haven]

Rando is so popular.

[cold nebula]

He is our Pakistani Champion or something

[desert pilot]

rando more like bad

gottem

[sharp vale]

RANDO is rich

Feel free to ask him for money

[paper haven]

Rando, do you need some money?

[sharp vale]

Wretch ez

[desert pilot]

@hard spindle can you give me 6 million usd

[sharp vale]

I need money

[paper haven]

Club is very good weapon :)

[hard spindle]

AYO

[fickle sentinel]

Chat rate my drip

[hard spindle]

What do I get

[hard spindle]

Who

[sharp vale]

0

[paper haven]

Is this fortnite?...

[desert pilot]

a kiss

[fickle sentinel]

Bro what

[paper haven]

I actually have no clue what it's from, im not trolling.

[fickle sentinel]

[desert pilot]

looks like the new borderlands game

[fickle sentinel]

It's wonderlands

[sharp vale]

-5

[paper haven]

Oh.

[sharp vale]

Guh

[thick orbit]

Yes

[paper haven]

[thick orbit]

Got a jammer tho

[hard spindle]

I get thoes 4 free from u. Try again

[sharp vale]

BA BA DU DU, DU DU, DU WAWA

[queen osprey]

xD

[sharp vale]

A certified hood classic

[thick orbit]

This is a hood classic

[sharp vale]

NOOOO

[golden mica]

I've obtained 3rd hammer
https://i.imgur.com/FPP9Vk0.jpeg

[paper haven]

LETS GOOO

[hushed hazel]

michael stop it.

[desert pilot]

uh let me think

[paper haven]

Do you want a fourth? I'm on a new char >:)

[hushed hazel]

you can’t just keep speedrunning NG+

it’s illegal

[hard spindle]

Who

[golden mica]

hey it took me 4h, it wasn't a speedrun

[paper haven]

I can also give you another from my NG+ Char

[sharp vale]

Buy me food ren

[paper haven]

that's 5!

[hushed hazel]

i havent even beaten my NG+ cos im doing 100% bosses

[thick orbit]

no

[hushed hazel]

its long

[sharp vale]

AIN'T NO MERCY GOT THAT PURPLE LAMBORGHINI LURKIN

[thick orbit]

I paid for someone's bus tickets I ain't buying people shit now

[sharp vale]

Ren PLEASE

[queen osprey]

@terse flame

[golden mica]

I considered 100% but then I realized that I didn't want to do all of those mini catacombs where it'll take longer to finger out the gimmick than killing the boss

[sharp vale]

And just let me fucking DIE?

[thick orbit]

no

[hushed hazel]

yes

[golden mica]

My NG4+ will be my final save probably, which I might do 100% on

[sharp vale]

I love the mini catacombs

[paper haven]

Yikes Bio

[queen osprey]

?

[desert pilot]

the guy you pinged

[sharp vale]

Does discord actually display if you're a registered sex offender or is that just a meme people do

[queen osprey]

oh

[paper haven]

🥴

[queen osprey]

lmao

[sharp vale]

Bc I've seen it a lot of times

[queen osprey]

im 12 and this is funny moment

[sharp vale]

Or "This user is a registered felon in the united states"

[queen osprey]

thought you were talking about my positive and light hearted bio

[sharp vale]

Let's go get food pat

[desert pilot]

just a joke

i think

[terse flame]

thanks mate

[golden mica]

HAHAHAH BONK GO BRR

[queen osprey]

i just ate

actually

[desert pilot]

what did you eat

[sharp vale]

What's you eat

[terse flame]

[sharp vale]

It's a MEME

Confirmed

[terse flame]

yes yes

[desert pilot]

for now

[terse flame]

just a meme

[hushed hazel]

why

[sharp vale]

Twitter displays sex offenders actually

[golden mica]

why not?!?!

[queen osprey]

i had fried bread

[sharp vale]

But Twitter bad

[queen osprey]

and rice

and kebabs

[desert pilot]

wow can't believe they would out their own employees

[queen osprey]

chicken kebab skewers

veggies

[sharp vale]

LOL

[paper haven]

Does Golden Vow buff work with thems?

[hushed hazel]

putting elden ring on autoplay

[queen osprey]

idk the english name for the bread

[hushed hazel]

bread

[sharp vale]

Semp finally going the Chad route and using brute strength build

[thick orbit]

cooked dough

[golden mica]

yes, but I'm using commander's standard which is better than vow IIRC

[terse flame]

the english name for bread is bread

[queen osprey]

the style of bread

[cold nebula]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYvB5Mfwdxw

[thick orbit]

fancy bread

[desert pilot]

bread

[sharp vale]

Ren

[paper haven]

How long does buff last? (I can just google it if you don't kno)

[sharp vale]

Ren ren

[thick orbit]

yeet

[golden mica]

autoplay? wym? this boss was very difficult!!

[sharp vale]

Renny ren Ren ren

[hushed hazel]

he is a very hard boss

[thick orbit]

ima go back to making my yea

[queen osprey]

https://thefoodietakesflight.com/scallion-bing-chinese-flat-bread/

[terse flame]

i havent had the chance to hop into elden ring yet, worth ?

[queen osprey]

this type of stuff

[paper haven]

Please no easy boss examples, let me see you smack the fuck outta some big bois.

[sharp vale]

Eating tea and dunkin CRUMPERS?

[golden mica]

incredibly,
I had no prior experience to souls games, have had a blast

[fluid star]

i have the recovery ghost mod and my mask of bakris only dropped with 6??? does it not work for exotics?

[desert pilot]

i thought you meant like naan bread lol

[queen osprey]

thats indian

[paper haven]

👋

[sharp vale]

Who has the eating tea and Dunkin' crumpers meme

[desert pilot]

yeah i know

[terse flame]

might have to get it then

[golden mica]

okay how about the biggest boy of all

[sharp vale]

@barren dagger post it again

[paper haven]

LETS GOOOOOO

[desert pilot]

blind mf smh

[sharp vale]

@thick orbit can you imagine being British?

[golden mica]

or this large boy

[sharp vale]

I saw it I just wanted to annoy duk

[thick orbit]

yes

[desert pilot]

respectable

[sharp vale]

Eating tea and Dunkin' crumpers wey??

[paper haven]

Imagine if Bloodflame blade worked on those hammers :O

[sharp vale]

Imagine it bleed worked on those hammers

[barren dagger]

I am fuming, smoke coming out my nose and ears

[thick orbit]

imagine liking elden ring

[sharp vale]

L bozoidio

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-mad-angry-tom-hateyou-gif-11002614

[paper haven]

Rude :(

[desert pilot]

duk a cartoon character confirmed???

[sharp vale]

I don't have to imagine

[void slate]

Hello @thick orbit How do you enjoy Sims 3

[thick orbit]

Yee liking it about to start playing it now

[paper haven]

Sims 5 on top 💪

[sharp vale]

So no head?

[thick orbit]

Brings back memories when I played sims 2

[void slate]

Sims 5 is less likely than GTA VI

[thick orbit]

Might see if there is auto pay bills though I forget to pay my bills all the time

[barren dagger]

Watching harry potter

[sharp vale]

GTA vi is confirmed tho

[sharp vale]

INCREDIBLY BRITISH

[barren dagger]

I’m leaned back in chair so cant use keyboard

[paper haven]

How are you typing?

[desert pilot]

i wanna go home and play arkham city

[barren dagger]

My phone

[paper haven]

I forgot phones exist.

[sharp vale]

I bet you watch shameless, too

[desert pilot]

you forgor

[barren dagger]

No

[sharp vale]

Because no bitches be hitting you up

L bozo!!!! OOOOO

[paper haven]

It's the truth 😤

[desert pilot]

phone drier than the sahara desert

[sharp vale]

Phone drier than the ice on mars

[desert pilot]

any kid cudi fans in chat???? https://open.spotify.com/track/2Pq2jkcG80UOshPWyAV9gG?si=4VEEVBNJRxK9EsA1eoH6HQ&utm_source=copy-link

[barren dagger]

No

[sharp vale]

Don't kid him potassium, there's moisture in the wind, you KNOW that

[desert pilot]

smh my head

[queen osprey]

ARRY POTTA

[sharp vale]

Live laugh love

[barren dagger]

Yes

[queen osprey]

wait

i have a great vid

[sharp vale]

Pot post the genshin impact sticker

Harry PATter

[desert pilot]

i have failed as a human

[queen osprey]

this is better than that

just wait

[sharp vale]

okay

[queen osprey]

uploading from my phone

[sharp vale]

Average white American family

[barren dagger]

What drink should I get, a fanta or a pepsi

[desert pilot]

is this what you americans like to do

living laughing and loving

[sharp vale]

Yes

[desert pilot]

pepsi

[sharp vale]

In kindergarten my teacher taught us about the three LS

[desert pilot]

lame

[sharp vale]

Ls

The LS1 LS2 and the LS3

LET'S GO BABY AMERICAN ENGINES

[desert pilot]

lie, lose and loiter

[void slate]

Baby american engines 👶

[paper haven]

I was taught Left Hook, Leright Hook, Left Hook :(

[void slate]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0015v82

[barren dagger]

Drink acquired

I have also gotten a bag of tangfastics

[thick orbit]

awh a little baby spider is crawling up the wall nexxt to me

[hard spindle]

Tf share

[smoky matrix]

show spider

I wanna see

[barren dagger]

You can have the shitty yellow ones with the white bits

[sharp vale]

Tangwhatnows?

[barren dagger]

Tangfastic bozo

[sharp vale]

Tangwhatnows

[wind axle]

kinda gaming tbh

[hard spindle]

We are no longer besties 😩

[unkempt plinth]

Never heard of them

[cold nebula]

Brave Shine
Stay the Night
You save my life

[sharp vale]

@smoky matrix lemulemulemu

[unkempt plinth]

That's a weird Elden ring

[sharp vale]

@wind axle bad game L bozo antipoggers

[smoky matrix]

yéti

[sharp vale]

Imy

[lament egret]

real

[thick orbit]

@void slate lol

[vestal ember]

@golden mica banner check

[golden mica]

sick banner but -rep cause paying for full nitro is a waste

[vestal ember]

i had to do it for 1 month

the gif too cool

[smoky matrix]

gotta change the colour at least so it matches pfp better surely

[paper haven]

Bow build?!

Oh boy this gonna be fun

[cold nebula]

At this point, I wonder why throwing stones at enemies is not a thing 😆

[paper haven]

I mean... Mages?

[cold nebula]

Like pick stones from the ground

[smoky matrix]

the funny pebble spell

[paper haven]

Oh yeah, and the 2 incantations that exist.

[smoky matrix]

oh yeah the "throw a handful of gravel" incantation

[vestal ember]

rock sling !?

[unkempt plinth]

There's 4 actually

[paper haven]

The one(2) ||Malekith P1|| uses!

Rock sling too!

[unkempt plinth]

The normal pebble, the great and swift variants then rock sling

[paper haven]

Earthbender run >:)

The ideas are flowing in 🥵

[unkempt plinth]

No they aren't, funni hammer go swing

[desert pilot]

i developed too far

now im literally the riddler

[void slate]

Is there a sims 1 servo conversion

[hard spindle]

If you are burger King please do not lie

[desert pilot]

yeah

my favourite riddler quote

[hard spindle]

It is now mine

Commenting jt under every riddler tik tok u make

[void slate]

@desert pilot Because you have this weird symbol Discord doesn't show your name when I'm trying to @ you

[desert pilot]

lol

[desert pilot]

yeah the alchemic symbol for sulfur

[void slate]

I thought it was a penis

[desert pilot]

also known as the leviathan cross

also also the icon for brimstone in the binding of isaac

[void slate]

🜍

[void slate]

No that's symbol for black sulfur

🜍 is regular sulfur

[desert pilot]

what do you think black sulfur is

its just sulfur thats black

same thing

[thick orbit]

Don't think so

[desert pilot]

also

sulfur was also considered the soul

[unkempt plinth]

It's just the brimstone thing

[desert pilot]

yeah

brimstone is just another word for hellfire

or fire and brimstone

just an expression of gods wrath

[paper haven]

ooWa ooWa

[woven salmon]

@stoic wagon trump had good policy but bad way of speaking.

Yeah. I don’t think really any presidents elected after 2000 has been that good. They’ve all started major controversies with no good reason

[thick orbit]

@void slate I REALISED I MISS IKEA DLC from sims 2

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/691116622483554304/854339952972005376/image0-52.gif

[wind axle]

help

i died to phase 2

[thick orbit]

ratio'd

isn't there a cheese spot

[smoky matrix]

feline

[lament egret]

me

[smoky matrix]

crazy

[wind axle]

if there is i wouldnt know about it

that was like my 4th run in the game and i started a couple hours ago

[cold nebula]

Risk of Rain final boss?

[wind axle]

yes

[hard spindle]

Cheese spots cringe. Chad fighting till u win

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bzEqF.gif

https://tenor.com/bvhgx.gif

[hard spindle]

.gif who asked

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bmkpp.gif

[hard spindle]

New fav gif command

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bKjEG.gif

[wind axle]

.gif deez

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/behyb.gif

[wind axle]

Damn

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bkGi1.gif

https://tenor.com/bRPIU.gif

[long tundra]

Oh damn people remembered about .gif, no ones used that command in ages

[hazy nebula]

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.joined

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Duk ツ#2111 joined this server on: 04 October, 2021

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koemi#5745 joined this server on: 08 October, 2019

@rain forum, Babe.

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Wiz ❤#0013 joined this server on: 24 April, 2019

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.gif cat

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https://tenor.com/bMknf.gif

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cat

[long tundra]

Don't leave then, 4head

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DMagg#7968 joined this server on: 15 April, 2018

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.joined

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Melsede#1234 joined this server on: 01 February, 2019

[granite umbra]

[long tundra]

The joined database is on rankbots side

Networked file systems?

Fuck, your edit ruined my joke, I'll never forgive you

[sand spindle]

u found that haha-able?

[void slate]

.gif frost

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bdPdb.gif

[long tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/pyramid-michael-scott-the-office-gif-13208177

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.joined

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Aman#5136 joined this server on: 07 June, 2019

[sand spindle]

its off topic so its chill + havent sent any links

[harsh quartz]

You are talking about sending links.... same thing..

[long tundra]

Well you're unable to send links, so

[harsh quartz]

Stop.

[hard spindle]

I love this bot

Damn what's the who asked command

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bvhgx.gif

[long tundra]

You used it earlier

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[hard spindle]

Bc I saw someone use it. Instantly forgot lmao

Memory of a goldfish

[queen osprey]

rando

why are you so fucking active on twitter

fuck off my timeline

no one wants your 0 iq takes

[hard spindle]

I haven't made a single twitter take wdym

[hard spindle]

I'm not. I make like 6 reply a day at most

[queen osprey]

too fucking many

make 0

[hard spindle]

And 1 tweet every 5 days

[cold nebula]

That was anti climatic

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bvhgx.gif

[hard spindle]

All I hear is coping

Pat literally asked

[hazy nebula]

https://tenor.com/bzEeg.gif

[queen osprey]

thanks dankniss got my back

homie

🤝

[hard spindle]

Pat are you not working today?

I'm in college chatting here lol

[queen osprey]

uh

yea

i should sleep soon

not a bad idea

good thinking

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Sam✿#3170 joined this server on: 30 November, 2019

[hard spindle]

Gn pat

[cold nebula]

Summoning of NPCs feels like a crutch for pretty bad players like me

[shell goblet]

The only NPCs I summoned was Bernhal for Godskin Duo and D for Gargoyles

Just the gank fights

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IFadedI#5114 joined this server on: 05 October, 2020

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Ayo

.help

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  joined         Displays when a user joined the server.
  killfast       
  modapp         
  phreaknovic    
  profilepicture Direct Messages the invoker a jpg image of the supplied UserID.
  roulette       
  shadowman      
  shadowsence    
  ss             
  swol           
  unfair         
Moderation:
  amiregistered  
  banner         Turn on and off the permissions that allow Verified users to...
  scanRoleID     
  steamid        
  trials         Displays the given users trials stats. If none is provided u...
  unmute         Unmutes the given members
oneTime:
  votekick       Example:
vcControl:
  cap            Capacity can be set to a maximum of 12 and a minimum of 3. V...
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  help           Shows this message

Type .help command for more info on a command.
You can also type .help category for more info on a category.

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@lyric thicket, More cheese than Doritos!

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