#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
barren dagger
exotic leaf
i would pin every cat gif if i had perms
teal temple
yes, only on mercury though
golden mica
am lost 
hushed hazel
am lost <:PepeHands:443171107194011650>
the NG+ experience
golden mica
truly
thick orbit
Cat earings
hushed hazel
truly
where abouts r u in the capital
i have that horrific location down pretty well in my head
hushed hazel
ah
golden mica
bruh I love this build, I'm sure i'll be bullied late game but
It's hard to say no to that
hushed hazel
bruh I love this build, I'm sure i'll be bullied late game but
nah u wont
golden mica
does less posture damage than i expect, but that might be cause they die too quickly
golden mica
||Morgott|| tried to swing his tiny hammer at me, I showed him what's up
wind axle
hushed hazel
yes
golden mica
😩 my poor dragon stones
wind axle
fuck else are you gonna use em for 
golden mica
collectors anxiety!!!
wind axle
collect deez
hushed hazel
at heavy+25 it does 330 phys and costs 246 stam with S str scaling
golden mica
is that more or less stam than +24
hushed hazel
i indeed do not know
golden mica
i'll stop being a lil bitch i guess and just do it
god it's crazy how fast this game can go if you just W key
hushed hazel
yes
signal iris
smoky matrix
( she hugs you so hard that your ribs break and you get a debuff )
graceful plaza
Acceptable outcome
golden mica
unironically probably one of my favourite enemies in the whole game, just such a cool location for him
smoky matrix
I love how the snow area looks but hate how it plays
it has some super super nice vistas though
pure thicket
Sounds like plot for Re:Zero tbh
golden mica
should I quickly detour to pick up a spare rob
signal seal
why would you kill Okina 
smoky matrix
isn't that how you get RoB?
rotund nova
how can i get a moderator to contact me about a toxic person in this discord? i've messaged like 5 mods and no one has replied
golden mica
how can i get a moderator to contact me about a toxic person in this discord? i'...
how long did you wait, hizxr generally responds within a few minutes 
rotund nova
this happened 2 days ago, it has been hours for all of them. i messaged another one this morning about 2 hours ago, nada
i think i messaed 3 right away, 1 a little while later, and a head mod this morning. nothing
yeah one was hizxr 2 days ago
golden mica
give hiz a DM now, he'll read it
bitter heath
funny.
hushed hazel
i grabbed it and ran ngl
drifting ivy
I've found bonk build's weakness... dwagons
Good luck with the dog wolf on crack cocaine doing 360 in the air and shooting flame beams
wind axle
<@!908764384631853096> I might have to raincheck on sword my code is fffuckinf b...
Wdym
Oh wait
I forgor
smoky matrix
need to finish code before I can elden
code is brokey
pure thicket
Stream it in GO-LIVE im use everyone here is eager to help you sort a linked list 
hushed hazel
he drops it
oh i thought u meant the one ahead of him
the bearing
i never actually killed him
quick hearth
exotic leaf
tragic
exotic leaf
( I am losing my sanity )
u better be drinking water 
smoky matrix
I am drinking a steady stream of tea I hope that counts
mild crystal
sup nerds
sacred oasis
Bro was blocking with his sword and flew across the starting area
wind axle
Why are you
signal iris
Sounds like plot for Re:Zero tbh
signal iris
who are you
wtf, why is the 12 yr old in here?
shrewd vigil
wtf, why is the 12 yr old in here?
who is 12
signal iris
void slate
That's very nice, how did you manage to do that
mild crystal
who are you
not a sadface
shrewd vigil
<:SadFacetheNeko:930900939651547146>
i dont know who this is
void slate
I found a picture of your cat
mild crystal
that is a tiger
void slate
Tigers are big cats
mild crystal
just cats
smoky matrix
@wind axle oh wise frots are you still awake
echo canyon
ayo I'm not NA I'm EU
smoky matrix
I died when they had this much left 
drifting ivy
I died when they had this much left <:trolled:885634147987652660>
Same thing happened to me, same boss, i hate them
smoky matrix
okay I win
smoky matrix
dunno what either of those things are so we'll see 
drifting ivy
You'll probably encounter dogo first cuz the dragon is kinda hidden
wind axle
<@!908764384631853096> oh wise frots are you still awake
Yes 1 sec
Was binging jacksepticeye elden ring
I need help
golden mica
I kinda want to finish my ng+ but its also 2:30am and I have work 😩
smoky matrix
go to bed you goblin
wind axle
michael what the fuck do you mean finish ng+ you started today
how many shardbearers did you kill
im not letting you call it finished until all are dead
golden mica
michael what the fuck do you mean finish ng+ you started today
I got from ng+ to killing godskin duo in ~2h 
Then my power died 
wind axle
I got from ng+ to killing godskin duo in ~2h <:KEKW:636401979819556894>
kill malenia again
@smoky matrix meet whermst
hhuge ffuckinf sord time
wind axle
basic bitch church time lets goooo
golden mica
kill malenia again
She's on my hit list after I finish final boss
wind axle
lf femur
wind axle
She's on my hit list after I finish final boss
why after 🗿
golden mica
What you trading
wind axle
hhuge ffuckinf sord
golden mica
why after 🗿
Why not 
wind axle
🗿
smoky matrix
wherest
smoky matrix
it is now crime time
void slate
<a:WAA:955810198302371900>
Why is there a flag of Poland on the ground
wind axle
thats indonesia 
golden mica
it is now crime time
void slate
<:kel_pensive:629172221398614016>
You have a big sword 😳
smoky matrix
I have two 
thick orbit
That's very nice, how did you manage to do that
Editing the sims 3 ini in steamapps I think that was the path
signal iris
thick orbit
@void slate This is the path/what to change
void slate
<@!548216676676534293> This is the path/what to change
hmm
thick orbit
Makes it so placing bushes and that not make the game lag
void slate
bushes are tight 😳
lucid sigil
anyone else love it when ur gf makes you a chocolate cake?
lucid sigil
0 bitches 😔
:( you'll find someone some day 
thick orbit
Hey 
desert pilot
:( you'll find someone some day <:linaxPat:948252895420243988>
damn i wish
bitter lintel
is that in lumion
sacred oasis
That chocolate cake looks good
void slate
What is a wiser choice?
A - Friends with benefits
B - Benefits with friends
exotic leaf
B
signal iris
void slate
What enemy in Elden Ring is this
signal iris
a friend
onyx schooner
void slate
thick orbit
granite umbra
sacred oasis
bro thats impossible to solve wtf
void slate
THIS CAT IS EVERYWHERE
void slate
fast cedar
What enemy in Elden Ring is this
Dog ahead
fast cedar
michael what the fuck do you mean finish ng+ you started today
Elden Ring is very easy to speedrun currently. As far as the series is concerned, its the hardest game to date, but with the new tools at our disposal, can be made the easiest.
There are lots of skips too
signal seal
fast cedar
I still prefer DS3 tbh. The final boss left a sour taste in my mouth after chasing the arsehole like a merry-go-round.
Mary-go-round?
Marrygoround?
the ting that go spin
rough trail
yeah final boss is functionally a pretty bad boss fight
signal seal
Ragedon is a great fight
rough trail
yes he is
signal seal
Elden beast is just a cherry on top
fast cedar
I suppose we can just name them now, huh?
rough trail
but the combination of rng being able to fuck over anyone who doesn’t have super long range attacks and the fact that one of the attacks is afaik straight up impossible to no hit is kind of obnoxious
also the camera fucking sucks when you’re close to it
fast cedar
Even Radagon I disliked. Another Malenia styled fight which is semi-rng based cus I had a few first runs where it was just teleport spam and I got no-good eyes, can't see anything.
rough trail
the Radagon teleport can be obnoxious but at least it doesn’t actually move him anywhere
fast cedar
Bright flashy shit that masks the wind up animation of moves is a run killer for me.
rough trail
I think Radagon is a better fight than Malenia
fast cedar
oh for sure
sharp vale
L bozoids get good
rough trail
I already did get good
but now I’m looking at what bosses in retrospect still sucked
sharp vale
L bozoids get good
rough trail
true
fast cedar
L bozoids get good
I'm far better at the pvp than I am pve. I'll nmake you eats dem words
sharp vale
L bozoids get good
rough trail
fromsoft pvp in 2022
sharp vale
I don't think you guys understand I'm just saying that just to type it in chat
fast cedar
Bruh no we understand XD
rough trail
can’t wait to get madness stunlocked by a projectile that clearly missed me
hushed hazel
real
fast cedar
Vyke's warspear moment
rough trail
I wish they made madness work on everything so I could just use it for a shitty version of bleed/frost
it looks way cooler
fast cedar
The only thing stopping me from doing full time pvp rn is my hardware. I have a veeeery old machine and my wifi receiver is a bit more than half-way f*cked so I'm mostly just dropping out of the hosts world mid-fight
not to even mention the crashing
drifting ivy
Vyke's warspear moment
Ok now do chad sleep build
rough trail
yeah I’m playing elden ring on my laptop right now
fast cedar
Ok now do chad sleep build
bet
rough trail
it’s super tough because in the overworld and in most dungeons all the enemies are invisible
drifting ivy
legit a good build
rough trail
probably because my gpu doesn’t have enough power to render them
only way I can see them is through lock on and I can’t tell what attacks they’re using
fast cedar
I hear its only effective low level tho cus eventually you'll build up enough natural resistance to not sleep but just get temp stunned
which is then made obsolete by madness
drifting ivy
nah i saw some high level invasions, and sleep works pretty well
rough trail
yeah I dunno sleep seems kinda worthless
or at least way too niche
you can at least build into madness
fast cedar
it’s super tough because in the overworld and in most dungeons all the enemies a...
Kek, I get this too. Can't fight the roaming cart hauls cus my pc can't handle the entity load
rough trail
thank god the game forces overworld bosses to render still
not sure if I’d kill black blade kindred in a million fucking years if he was invisible
fast cedar
the real blind run
rough trail
maybe some enemies have specific audio cues?
in that case it could be theoretically possible
fast cedar
yep
void slate
yeet
quick hearth
untouchable
sharp vale
YOOO
Should I make a financial mistake and buy this cobra??
IT'S LITERALLY everything I wanted in one
White color, cobra engine, round body style, black leather interior
I'm gonna BUST
thick orbit
I hate this portal
void slate
I hate this portal
OMG A CAR IN THE SIMS OMGWTFBBQ
wait
omgwtfbbq turns into an emoji xd
thick orbit
mm?
thick orbit
okie I think I might just uninstall the mods that "fix" sims 3
wait nvm might of been because I was playing isle
Which is a buggy neighbour hood ;-;
signal seal
but now I’m looking at what bosses in retrospect still sucked
Captain O'Neil, post nerf Radahn, renalla is way too easy, tibia minor, maliketh only getting half a health bar
I think Malenia is an amazing fight no one wants to learn
void slate
Which is a buggy neighbour hood ;-;
yeah
rough trail
I think that it’s an overall good fight that has two attacks that are in the end just kind of annoying
thick orbit
yeah
The university mascot ran off the cliff and kept trying to get a selfie so I couldnt do anything lol
rough trail
the triple slash is like too fast to even react to on shittier setups and the waterfowl slash I just don’t think belongs in this game
void slate
The university mascot ran off the cliff and kept trying to get a selfie so I cou...
Those university mascots are suicidal
wind axle
yeah final boss is functionally a pretty bad boss fight
It's pretty bad but at least it's decently easy
The only bullshit part about elden beast is the chaser orb attack
But even then it doesn't do too much damage
fast cedar
I think Malenia is an amazing fight no one wants to learn
Malenia is not a good boss. She is a boss with the speed of something out of bloodborne in a game where we're still on the slow ass input of rolling.
Aye, she is very readable, but if you get hit even once or are in a crappy position when she pulls a fast one, the fight is over. It requires far too much of the player to beat.
wind axle
Malenia is not a good boss. She is a boss with the speed of something out of blo...
Horrible take
The challenge is the best part
The bullshit isn't her attacks it's her healing
fast cedar
Call it a horrid take all you want, its correct. Saying the challenge is the good part is the simplest band aid excuse you could possibly use
rough trail
I think waterfowl is an unfair attack
it either promotes you to constantly play at a distance or requires you to somehow dodge it at point blank
fast cedar
the last two are easy to roll through, the first one I have not found a way to dodge completely without the use of bloodhound step
rough trail
it’s really just the first one yeah which is why it’s way easier to make distance
if the first is dodgeable then it’s frame perfect
fast cedar
Yep, only issue is that its up to rng if she decides its a good time to use that attack while you're in your greatsword swing recovery frames
run ender
sharp vale
Hello elden chat
fast cedar
Hello MITEEY
void slate
Hello elden chat
Hello yeetim chat
sharp vale
Hello Peter sims chat
thick orbit
I totally made this 
sharp vale
I totally made this <:POGGIES:783851046732169248>
Guh
thick orbit
void slate
I totally made this <:POGGIES:783851046732169248>
I don't know what's wrong with lighting in Sims 3 it's bright and dark at the same time
thick orbit
I don't know what's wrong with lighting in Sims 3 it's bright and dark at the sa...
Ah it happens everytime I snip 
Think its cause snip is activating so making it bit dark
signal seal
Malenia is not a good boss. She is a boss with the speed of something out of blo...
Just adapt.
Not saying that ironically
I can survive 2-3 hits with 3 poise
thick orbit
I am playing as a vampire tho...
signal iris
vestal ember
is this an elden ring two finger reference !?
cold nebula
I guess I really need a controller for Elden Ring
cyan hemlock
Good afternoon everyone 
I hope everyone is having a great day 
void slate
Ah it happens everytime I snip <:GuraShrug:810687292988850226> Think its cause s...
Your house is very nice, would you like to see mine
thick orbit
Your house is very nice, would you like to see mine
yes
thick orbit
also I got robbed ;-; and the officer said they missed em, THEY WALKED PASSED ONE AND ANOTHER
sharp vale
Elden @signal seal
thick orbit
I like it
sharp vale
also I got robbed ;-; and the officer said they missed em, THEY WALKED PASSED ON...
I'm robbing you next if it's that easy
thick orbit
Been getting smaller plots cause big plots are just hard to build on
void slate
What happens with Halo Infinite?
sharp vale
What happens with Halo Infinite?
It fucking dies
void slate
It fucking dies
Infinity dead 😦
To play the devil's advocate, the video game market is filled to the brim atm, and companies keep investing in live services as if people had time to play those.
sharp vale
I wouldn't mind if elden ring had continuous service
It's such a loveable game
Makes me want to play monster hunter world again
void slate
Is it time for Peter face reveal? @sharp vale @desert pilot @exotic leaf
desert pilot
sure
void slate
I personally don't think face reveals are necessary
Ah you threw a wrench into my brain now I'm dying
sharp vale
Bruh moment
void slate
Well because Yeetim objected I'm not going to post it
bronze crow
whats an eldin ring
sharp vale
It's not by any means a negative remark
At all
It's more of a sense: if you're comfortable enough to do it, and happy. Go for it. Positivity first
void slate
whats an eldin ring
Elden Ring is a video game for masochistic players who want to experience dying over and over again and learn very complicated fighting strategy that they will only use in this one game.
strong ermine
nah its super easy
sharp vale
If you feel pressured and stressed: don't. Be comfortable, be happy
void slate
It's more of a sense: if you're comfortable enough to do it, and happy. Go for i...
Well I had second thoughts to be fair, and Lewshifer isn't around
sharp vale
That's why I said what I said
strong ermine
Elden is by far the easiest souls game
sharp vale
I rather you be 100% certain of what you want to do
I have no objections
I just know that revealing your identity to a lot of people can be stressful sometimes and it's better to be overall confident about it then to have a hesitation for it
compact hinge
boys what should i do to get likely suspect? where is throne world ? what should i farm ?
desert pilot
go to #💬destiny-chat
sharp stratus
those damn yellows
void slate
do it in vip to avoid yellow names
That's sound advice. I will keep it in mind
I need to make some interior screenshots because I haven't got any @thick orbit
Instead of face reveal I will post this video of a crow
Did you enjoy @desert pilot
desert pilot
i enjoyed
lament egret
void slate
Why does applying a paint remove the door
sharp vale
Instead of face reveal I will post this video of a crow
CRAWCRAWCRAW
onyx schooner
I need to hurry up and 100% elden ring so I can watch distortion2's speedruns
sharp vale
I need to hurry up and 100% elden ring so I can watch distortion2's speedruns
Just 100% Speedrun it yourself BOZOID
onyx schooner
Just 100% Speedrun it yourself BOZOID
stop talking
sharp vale
stop talking
No u
exotic leaf
Is it time for Peter face reveal? <@!284464670453006346> <@!261123165311205386> ...
we can trade
onyx schooner
any of you nerds wanna come help me with uhhh
sacred oasis
@lament egret isn't this bug like 20 years old how tf did it get back in the game
onyx schooner
astel
sharp vale
Uhhhhhh
sacred oasis
LOL
i use to enjoy watching him but not anymore
only the occasional funny exploit
lament egret
I think the only one i abused from him was the infinite health for heavy bc it was funny
onyx schooner
koe help
desert pilot
I hate delfy <a:copium:817417682784616499>
same
unbearable dude
that mf is the reason i've seen so many exploiters in tf2
quick hearth
id help but I haven't a clue as to how summoning works
onyx schooner
delfy just makes the game worse overall but oh well
onyx schooner
id help but I haven't a clue as to how summoning works
go to a similar location, put sign down, (input multiplayer password if the person has one), i summon you
exotic leaf
they made co op and pvp so much more annoying in elden ring
ds3 and BB had the best summon system out of them all imo
strong ermine
I agree
sharp stratus
is there any way to opt out of pvp in elden ring?
strong ermine
co-op especially
onyx schooner
is there any way to opt out of pvp in elden ring?
you just dont invade and you dont have to pvp
quick hearth
is there any way to opt out of pvp in elden ring?
option to play offline
strong ermine
yeah if you play solo you will never get invaded
exotic leaf
is there any way to opt out of pvp in elden ring?
plays offline
strong ermine
you dont need to play offline
quick hearth
Nene I'll try if you still need a hand
exotic leaf
i would just to avoid any possibility of invasion
strong ermine
you cant get invaded unless you play co op or use the taunting tongue
sharp stratus
ah ok, i didnt know if pvp was just mandatorily built into the game. ive never really played a traditional souls game but i see that pvp is usually a big part of it
strong ermine
pvp is endgam
onyx schooner
https://puu.sh/IRaeF/ed371efc4c.jpg
@quick hearth You'd have to go to the Lake of Rot's Grand Cloister, take the stone coffin, and you place the sign down in this area. Password "beans"
quick hearth
ok I'm otw
exotic leaf
nah co op and pvp aren’t mandatory. there is a quest that does make pvp mandatory to progress in the quest
but it’s an optional side quest
onyx schooner
nah co op and pvp aren’t mandatory. there is a quest that does make pvp mandator...
and i did it for the funny infinite invade finger :)
neenort will cause hell in pvp
when its time
sharp stratus
is the pvp good or is it just a cheesefest?
exotic leaf
neenort best pvper.
strong ermine
it has like 3 weapons most people use
onyx schooner
its a souls game, its all cheesefest, very few ""honorable"" pvpers
strong ermine
so much moonveil
onyx schooner
also try to put your sign near the skate of maria or whatever nyx
quick hearth
my sign's down
signal iris
any of you nerds wanna come help me with uhhh
no
onyx schooner
my sign's down
Did you put the password in?
quick hearth
yea
onyx schooner
there nyx be
signal iris
i decided to watch underworld again, why is kate beckinsale so hot?
lament egret
nyx is your character hot
sharp vale
Time to play elden ring
sacred oasis
that's freaking epic
signal iris
nyx is very good and epic
am i?
quick hearth
that fucker's movement is literally the worst
signal iris
die nene
onyx schooner
na
signal iris
ur so mean to me
onyx schooner
maybe because ur not nice!! owned claire
onyx schooner
signal iris
i decided to become a problem
void slate
@exotic leaf @thick orbit
quick hearth
nyx is your character hot
not right now 
lament egret
onyx schooner
mine is neenor
sharp vale
Kirby lore wild
signal iris
after i helped you kill that dumbass with the arms
void slate
Kirby lore wild
Do you like my home
sharp vale
Do you like my home
Yes
onyx schooner
ayo? pretty place?
sharp vale
Needs an upstairs
sharp vale
ayo? pretty place?
Purble place?
onyx schooner
dont bring back those ancient memories
signal iris
@quick heartham i cool? 
onyx schooner
oh theres dragons here
signal iris
ofc i forgot to ctrl+v
exotic leaf
dwagons
onyx schooner
says u
desert pilot
exotic leaf
sleepover
sharp stratus
What should today's song be
what kinda music you into
sharp vale
Found today's song
https://open.spotify.com/track/6Kc2mOSfLIiYqb7Wzu6tbB?si=T0aThk1fTO-pohPxagM6AQ&utm_source=copy-link
sharp vale
what kinda music you into
Mostly everything
sharp stratus
damb
void slate
Mostly everything
Would you listen to Booty Luv
sharp vale
If it sounds inherently good
sharp stratus
spotify actually delivered an amazing discover weekly to me last week and ive gone down a post hardcore rabbit hole
sharp vale
I listen to any genre or dumb songs as long as they're good to listen to
void slate
sharp vale
spotify actually delivered an amazing discover weekly to me last week and ive go...
Post hardcore big W
sharp stratus
Post hardcore big W
at least i think thats what it is, i seriously dont know how to label music
void slate
Three girls, one dog @exotic leaf
sharp stratus
Three girls, one dog <@!412462167342841856>
oh dear
sharp vale
I encourage everyone to listen to this banger of a song
https://open.spotify.com/track/3V4Pxg4Xs4bifKJpYBAFBi?si=sSymCy3kRXukLgOx6cTiog&utm_source=copy-link
Sure it's a meme but goddamn these guys are amazing artists
sharp vale
Sometimes I wonder how organizations like no jumper get popular
quick hearth
<@!907025854725513307>am i cool? <a:BOOBADETECTED:816783826508447745>
yes 
void slate
How to fix an apple keyboard
sharp vale
How to fix an apple keyboard
How to fix an apple key board?
Just buy a normal keyboard
void slate
Just buy a normal keyboard
No you need to pry it out because they used fucking rivets to hold it in place in the frame
sharp vale
Who tf use rivets to build a conventional keyboard
void slate
Apple (tm)
sharp stratus
Who tf use rivets to build a conventional keyboard
people that like form over functionality
sharp vale
Save the rivets for industrial manufacturing fuck that
sharp stratus
i weep salty tears when i have to work on apple anything at my IT job
sharp stratus
Jk you get paid more than me
as of now i highly doubt that, but maybe one day
working on cars sounds pretty fun tbh
desert pilot
im studying in IT rn but i dread that day i have to work on apple products
sharp vale
Don't doubt it, I am severely underpaid
sharp vale
im studying in IT rn but i dread that day i have to work on apple products
Just do what mechanics do
desert pilot
what do mechanics do
sharp vale
Reject specific vehicles and only work on specific projects
desert pilot
lol
sharp vale
All mechanics who make big profits don't work on old vehicles
desert pilot
thats kinda genius
sharp stratus
im studying in IT rn but i dread that day i have to work on apple products
just dont be known as the apple guy. i pawn every apple problem off on the guy that claims to know apple stuff lmao
sharp vale
They also don't work on vehicles that are too laborous to work on
desert pilot
but kinda unethical at the same time
sharp vale
They also don't work on vehicles that they can't finish within a day
void slate
Have you heard that Apple wants to sell iPhones as a subscription
sharp vale
Unless the customer is willing to wait for everything to be done
sharp stratus
Have you heard that Apple wants to sell iPhones as a subscription
l a m e
desert pilot
just dont be known as the apple guy. i pawn every apple problem off on the guy t...
oh i would rather die than be known as the apple guy
sharp vale
but kinda unethical at the same time
Not unethical at all, if you have a vehicle that can't be repaired at the same rate as others, that's your fault for not being precautionary
sharp stratus
Have you heard that Apple wants to sell iPhones as a subscription
like they can revoke the phone if you dont subscribe?
desert pilot
Not unethical at all, if you have a vehicle that can't be repaired at the same r...
yeah thats fair
sharp vale
I say that wholeheartedly too because I owned vehicles that weren't able to be fixed at the same rate
sharp stratus
or just brick it remotely?
void slate
like they can revoke the phone if you dont subscribe?
I guess
void slate
or just brick it remotely?
Definitely, like they weren't bricking stuff already
sharp vale
And I understand that it's entirely my responsibility for owning a vehicle that can't be worked on as easily as others
onyx schooner
if you break an apple product dont repair it, replace it with something that isnt overpriced and trash 
sharp vale
if you break an apple product dont repair it, replace it with something that isn...
Based nene
sharp stratus
Definitely, like they weren't bricking stuff already
thats fair, i guess they just want an official reason to do it lmao
void slate
I love Steve Jobs and the other guy whose name I forgor
desert pilot
if you break an apple product dont repair it, replace it with something that isn...
its cheaper to buy a new apple product than getting it repaired lmao
void slate
if you break an apple product dont repair it, replace it with something that isn...
Buy Samsung
onyx schooner
Yep, yep, yep to both to you
void slate
but I bought an Asus
onyx schooner
I had an asus laptop ages ago
void slate
same
the power connector melted off the motherboard because I kept using the laptop all day
sharp stratus
the last asus laptop i had could literally burn me with how hot it ran
sharp stratus
the power connector melted off the motherboard because I kept using the laptop a...
lmao
desert pilot
I had an asus laptop ages ago
a sus laptop
onyx schooner
https://puu.sh/IRaDW/f323231eec.jpg ok maybe the boss was a joke
void slate
I have asus flip phone because I can use the same camera for selfies
and it doesn't have a notch on the screen at all
drifting ivy
and it doesn't have a notch on the screen at all
for how long have you had it?
void slate
for how long have you had it?
a year
drifting ivy
and no scratch? nice
dusty walrus
anyone wanna join my minecraft realm?
desert pilot
no
void slate
should I go to sleep
desert pilot
yes
drifting ivy
yes
void slate
onyx schooner
yo?
drifting ivy
Peter Servo, has you have stated before, you are definitely human, meaning you need sleep
void slate
Peter Servo, has you have stated before, you are definitely human, meaning you n...
This is true and it's almost 11 pm
desert pilot
its almost 12am
void slate
did you move to america
drifting ivy
nah almsot 11 for me too
desert pilot
no im still in finland
void slate
void slate
i guess im an hour ahead of you guys
Is the world still intact hour into the future
desert pilot
wtf is that bs
drifting ivy
why does french say water lmao
desert pilot
thats not a letter in the finnish alphabet
void slate
Goodnight robots
drifting ivy
Transparent?
desert pilot
Goodnight robots
gn peter
drifting ivy
gudnight human Peter Servo
void slate
this is Peter Servo signing off, I wish you all a pleasant day and see you next time in JUST A MINUTE!!!
Just a minute is a name of a BBC program and not me saying that I will be coming back in a minute
drifting ivy
There's going to sleep, and going to sleep;
Just laying in bed and watching videos, and actually sleeping
sharp stratus
There's going to sleep, and going to sleep;
Just laying in bed and watching vide...
there has to be at least an hour of the first one
desert pilot
There's going to sleep, and going to sleep;
Just laying in bed and watching vide...
thats what i do every night
or i watch stupid tiktoks
void slate
sharp stratus
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0015lln
i honestly thought you meant 60 seconds
drifting ivy
yeah since it's coming from peter, I thought he actually meant 60 seconds
desert pilot
i thought so too
white stirrup
poor guy got caught in the cross fire 
desert pilot
its actually 28 minutes lol
drifting ivy
poor guy got caught in the cross fire <a:3x2:889179854191341598>
2v1 hosts 
desert pilot
i have been tricked, bamboozled and deceived
white stirrup
we used the tongue so we have constant invades
desert pilot
yo elden ring looks really fun
drifting ivy
it is
drifting ivy
just finished my first play through today, took me 80 hours
desert pilot
oh wow
sharp stratus
so after i beat mom the first time in binding of isaac what do i do next?
desert pilot
thats a good while
drifting ivy
Yooo i also got it on my PS4
drifting ivy
so after i beat mom the first time in binding of isaac what do i do next?
play again
desert pilot
so after i beat mom the first time in binding of isaac what do i do next?
like the mother boss
if so do it again
sharp stratus
like the mother boss
yeah the giant foot
drifting ivy
you have to kill her like 10-12 times to unlock It Lives
desert pilot
on a different character
desert pilot
yeah the giant foot
lol
sharp stratus
do they all have different endings?
drifting ivy
yes
sharp stratus
o damn
drifting ivy
I mean kinda
desert pilot
theres a lot of bosses you need to kill
sharp stratus
i should probably watch some youtube vids
arent there mods that everyone uses?
i just got it on sale like 2 days ago and have no idea whats happening
sharp stratus
im actually just gonna google instead of spamming lmao
onyx schooner
bird,
up!
desert pilot
sharp stratus
i do wish there was something in game that told you what items did tho
ive just had the wiki up on my second screen
apart from that i love it
desert pilot
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=836319872 download this fucking mod damn!!!!
drifting ivy
yup
sharp stratus
👍
drifting ivy
this movie is so fucking weird
wtf is this
desert pilot
batman forever
drifting ivy
old movie?
desert pilot
1995
sharp stratus
is that the devito one
drifting ivy
oh yeah figured
desert pilot
is that the devito one
no
drifting ivy
old movie sets are so weird
desert pilot
especially old comic movies
drifting ivy
yeha
desert pilot
this one has jim carreys riddler
drifting ivy
💀
desert pilot
i love this movie even though its terrible lmao
cold nebula
Oh well, I am pretty much stuck, no clue how you go pass that
desert pilot
they are so over the top i love them
sharp stratus
then i rewatched them all and just no
even the nolan trilogy?
desert pilot
they are so terrible and thats why i love them
signal seal
Oh well, I am pretty much stuck, no clue how you go pass that
there should be a nook you can hide in. once you get to the pillar hit it once to deactivate it, hit it again (enemies can do this too) will reactivate it
drifting ivy
Oh well, I am pretty much stuck, no clue how you go pass that
don't know which dungeon this is, but im pretty sure you need to wait for the flames to stop, and go towards the right or behind the statue
signal seal
even the nolan trilogy?
the Nolan movies are the fucking worst. Absolute garbage and I mean no exceptions, Dark Knight is fucking trash
rough trail
be aware that bing has some really weird movie taste
sharp stratus
the Nolan movies are the fucking worst. Absolute garbage and I mean no exception...
jfc what did nolan do to you
signal seal
the writing could have been done by a 5 year old and come out better
signal seal
jfc what did nolan do to you
Nothing, Intersteller, Inception, Dunkirk, and Memento were all good
desert pilot
interstellar is probably the only movie that made me cry
signal seal
Memnto, Inception were exceptional. The dogfighting scenes in Dunkirk were incredible as well, i was really blown away by that movie.
sharp stratus
the writing could have been done by a 5 year old and come out better
arent they at least fun to turn your brain off and watch? i dont think comic book movies are all that exceptional in the writing department as a rule of thumb
onyx schooner
Oh well, I am pretty much stuck, no clue how you go pass that
smack the fire-spewing tower, it go down
rough trail
interstellar is probably my favorite nolan movie
sharp stratus
interstellar is probably the only movie that made me cry
i will forever regret not seeing interstellar in movie theaters
signal seal
arent they at least fun to turn your brain off and watch? i dont think comic boo...
No, they're worse than Avengers
or Spiderman
desert pilot
i liked the new batman movie
onyx schooner
also crying because the moonlight altar ghost turtles are bugged for me
signal seal
also crying because the moonlight altar ghost turtles are bugged for me
not bugged, one is invisible
rough trail
just dont fast travel
signal seal
also that
onyx schooner
not bugged, one is invisible
i killed one on a cliffside, the one that is supposed to be flying isnt spawning, the one that is supposed to be at... a spot, isnt there, even if i swing. its nighttime
cold nebula
smack the fire-spewing tower, it go down
I can't evne reach it, the fire always catch me before I hide
signal seal
i killed one on a cliffside, the one that is supposed to be flying isnt spawning...
read the sign again that says find 3 great wise beasts
desert pilot
i liked the new batman movie
paul dano my beloved
signal seal
then go to all the spots and don't fast travel
onyx schooner
alright
desert pilot
paul dano is also apparently writing the riddler year 1 comic!!!!
signal seal
be aware that bing has some really weird movie taste
i think my taste is objectively good but would seem difficult to people who aren't used to subtitles or slow movies
rough trail
i dunno you like some generally accepted good movies and then despise some also generally accepted good movies
signal seal
i dunno you like some generally accepted good movies and then despise some also ...
what generally accepted good movie?
rough trail
i mean dark knight is generally accepted good
signal seal
I think that's a lot to do with Heath Ledger dying post production
rough trail
never seen any group of people consistently dislike it
desert pilot
https://twitter.com/mattreevesLA/status/1504894717766488066?s=20&t=jNcJZSNn5jw-C7uUyWGTgQ any riddler fans???
onyx schooner
nope, turtle doesnt spawn for me
rough trail
and i dont think one tragic death would elevate a dogshit movie to very good
onyx schooner
the great beasts just arent spawning at two places for me, very unfortunate
drifting ivy
the great beasts just arent spawning at two places for me, very unfortunate
I know what you're talkign about, look at one of the trees
theres a turtle on one of the trees near the tower
signal seal
Heath Ledgers joker defies luck and is given plot armor so thick he can conveniently teleport to any location with any plan, no matte how feasible, ready to go
drifting ivy
the other one is on the shore part of the island
onyx schooner
I know what you're talkign about, look at one of the trees
you're talking about the Altar South one?
drifting ivy
Think so, the one with all the slow moving transparant ennemies one?
desert pilot
the riddler is the best batman villain idc what you say
onyx schooner
no, there's no enemies at this tower
sharp stratus
I think that's a lot to do with Heath Ledger dying post production
i love the theory that nolan assassinated ledger so that the dark knight would succeed
onyx schooner
drifting ivy
oooh this one
signal seal
i love the theory that nolan assassinated ledger so that the dark knight would s...
it succeeded because you can feed American's bird vomit and they'll choke it down and give it a 5 star rating
drifting ivy
i forgot where the ennemies were in this one
onyx schooner
there's some random crystalians but they're on the path to one of the great turtles
signal seal
Nolan is literally killing film with shit like Tenet
desert pilot
tenet had really dope music
sharp stratus
Nolan is literally killing film with shit like Tenet
so we agree that tenet was bad
signal seal
tenet had really dope music
it was so good i couldn't hear the dialogue 😄
sharp stratus
awesome concept, but i couldnt hear shit
signal seal
so we agree that tenet was bad
the negatives should have been burned
such an awful movie
onyx schooner
Apparently its a common bug, you just gotta.. spam the journal and door a bunch to fix it.
signal seal
It's like he has free reign after inception
Dunkirk had some pretty cringey scenes in it but when there was no dialogue it was absolutely fantastic
desert pilot
im the type of guy that likes any movie
signal seal
if someone holds a gun sideways i shut the movie off 😄
also jump scare = shut the movie off
not really you get 1 jump scare, 2 though, off
onyx schooner
yep, spamming the journal and door worked, ez
signal seal
this is the most realistic scene you'll ever see in a movie, perfect draw and execution
signal seal
you can google the location to see if it's true
9999 looks like it's a real message but who knows
drifting ivy
nah knowing hte Soulsborne community, 9999 means its fake lmao
signal seal
i stopped downvoting fake walls awhile ago it was just so much work
sharp vale
Guys
desert pilot
being a movie fan is lame i'd rather be a music fan or a comic book fan
sharp vale
Where tf is that cave with the two crystaline bosses
signal seal
being a movie fan is lame i'd rather be a music fan or a comic book fan
as a music fan it's really nice because i like fucking EVERYTHING
sharp vale
I started playing and absolutely destroyed the three bosses in that one cave
Now I gotta go find the easier one
signal seal
Now I gotta go find the easier one
it's in ||your butt||
desert pilot
as a music fan it's really nice because i like fucking EVERYTHING
being a music fan is so easy just find a genre you like and you are set
sharp vale
C'mon BING
also where do I get the seal breaker to access that one passage in the cave
signal seal
being a music fan is so easy just find a genre you like and you are set
na listen to Fantasia on Greensleeves then some NWA straight outa compton then New Order and toss in a little bit of Sia cuz why the fuck not before bouncing back to Reagan Youth
signal seal
also where do I get the seal breaker to access that one passage in the cave
it's in the chest where you fought Renalla, better question is how to get the key 🤔
desert pilot
na listen to Fantasia on Greensleeves then some NWA straight outa compton then N...
yeah lol my playlist is mostly rap and hip hop but i got other stuff too
sharp vale
it's in the chest where you fought Renalla, better question is how to get the ke...
Alright disregard that, where's the two crystaline bosses at
sharp vale
smh
onyx schooner
ringleader gaol boss is awful
signal seal
pretty sure that's the hardest one
onyx schooner
i mean yeah
signal seal
i think he's really cool though really mechanical
signal iris
p sure the hardest one is that one assassin chick
onyx schooner
having an attack that'll 100% do 40-50% of your hp like hyper-poison is kinda poopy
it is yea
i dont even know the reward nor do i care because ill just come back later
signal iris
p sure the hardest one is that one assassin chick
she has no weakness
signal seal
evergaol enemies are phantoms so yeah none of them take status procs except frost
sharp vale
Academy crystal CAVES
signal iris
i mean, the assassins have no status proc weaknesses anyway
signal seal
no he can take frostbite
signal iris
i forgot what they were called lol
signal seal
100% sure he can be frost proc'd
signal seal
onyx schooner
guess my next step is altus platty
signal seal
there is so much to do there
signal iris
i am hungry
golden mica
onyx schooner
ye, ive discovered every landmark up to this point and cleared almost all the things so time to have fun
signal iris
it do be like that doe
signal seal
too real
i still stand by the Malenia is fair and should never be changed
but god damn she is unforgiving
onyx schooner
I just want the hat
golden mica
@signal seal did you see what build I've been using for ng+
golden mica
signal seal
lmao the omega bonker
i've seen clips of it i hate how much of the screen i can't see 😄
golden mica
The damage though 👀
signal seal
looks like you're getting the full enjoyment out of it though love to see the STR gang checkin in
signal seal
The damage though 👀
yeah omega bonker damage
onyx schooner
so fun fact ive gotten up to that gate area before
i want that fucking hammer you're using for funnies
signal seal
it's got a 60 str req
onyx schooner
oh
signal seal
Michael should be running 99 to get the most of the bonk
onyx schooner
brick hammer has like 35 and it seems to be a baby version of it
i also found out the talisman i want is all the way in the volcanic area
golden mica
Michael should be running 99 to get the most of the bonk
Only got 80 atm, had to stack up the endurance etc
signal seal
oh 80 is the cap anyway you're fine 99 won't be much different
onyx schooner
i cant believe i need sminthstone [2] out of all things to upgrade my morning star
onyx schooner
nevermind im stupid
i got that one
i've got 1 and 2 for stones, 1-6 for worts
+7, cool
also got my sacred seal up to +8
golden mica
Nice nice
onyx schooner
oh shit that reminds me i gotta beat up that beastguy up a bit
and now i have bought all my draconic incantations available
cursive scarab
yall ever notice how #strikes is For... Strikes...NOT NIGHTFALL! but thats literally all thats ever there 🤣
onyx schooner
yall ever notice how <#777102331447214100> is ``For... Strikes...NOT NIGHTFALL!`...
i mean yeah but also wrong chat for that
onyx schooner
it electrocutes your body and weapon
.. huh?
mild crystal
where is the red hair ?
onyx schooner
signal seal
and it stacks with golden vow
onyx schooner
i must get
signal seal
if you're in atlus it's possible
mild crystal
any strength enjoyers
signal seal
he disappears if you agro the gargoyle
onyx schooner
gargoyle isnt aggro'd
signal seal
reload the area
onyx schooner
i just calmed the guy down and gave him a deathroot
signal seal
was it the 9th?
signal seal
he'll come back
onyx schooner
i aint gone none left for him, so i gotta go find more, which most likely are in the areas i havent gone to lol
signal seal
yeah a lot of them are found in endgame areas
onyx schooner
good thing you can ignore the ads the boatman spawns and, if he spawns the giant skele he just kinda kills the babbies
signal iris
i only fed him 1, then collected the rest and gave them all at once
but then he went feral at 4
signal seal
wait til you find out they start dropping from ||non tibia mariner enemies||
signal iris
regardless
onyx schooner
signal seal
i'm at 8/9 i need to figure out the one i missed
onyx schooner
golden lineage attempt time
signal iris
use google, it's fairly easy to figure out which one you missed, even if you have to travel to all the areas, bc there's not that many
signal iris
||maybe you missed the one only accessible from radahn's arena?||
signal seal
But i am on NG+ and don't have a lot of fast travel points
signal iris
for the longest time, i thought the deathrite bird in the snowy area was a deathroot thingo, but oh how wrong i was
mild crystal
I still dont know how New game + works
signal seal
fuck that bird
signal iris
i was like "bruh" when i saw the actual target
signal seal
fuck that bird so hard
mild crystal
can I like respec to magic then go into a new game+ ?
signal seal
i respecced to kill that piece of shit bird
signal iris
I still dont know how New game + works
enemies have more hp and you get more runes
signal seal
can I like respec to magic then go into a new game+ ?
yeah you can use larval tears to respec with Renalla, you get ~15 per playthrough
onyx schooner
ez first try
mild crystal
ez first try
good job
onyx schooner
that talisman 👀
onyx schooner
I prolly will be big sword or big hammer gaming
high rain
guys guys, i have something important to say, stop gaming, in 2022 it doesnt make sense to game without getting something back 
onyx schooner
https://puu.sh/IRbJL/c9dbf0329a.png also this isnt specific enough
i get charged spells, but skills? Like, arts of war? or charged attacks?
onyx schooner
i see, i see
signal seal
lots of things
golden mica
can I like respec to magic then go into a new game+ ?
Respec before NG+
onyx schooner
:)
good for a spellcaster but i personally dont care much for it rn
neenort is a dummy who only knows enough to make his blade fiery and bloody
and also screech and do beast attacks
signal seal
sword of night and flame is a charged weapon art isn't it?
signal seal
the cats are the worst
if there are two in a room throw crystal darts at them and it will make them go berserk and kill each other
golden mica
sword of night and flame is a charged weapon art isn't it?
See I don't know if that counts as "charged" or not,
I was thinking like azur comet where you have to hold it down, or lightning strike incantation where the longer you pre-hold it, the most damage
cold nebula
the cats are the worst
It's one cat, some boss in an imp dungeon, I am at the very start of the game and I suck quite a lot
cloud lantern
H
mild crystal
2
sharp vale
Goddamn the jar knights keep kicking my ass
mild crystal
@dapper hazel no
dapper hazel
<@162655979568234497> no
thick orbit
9 hours on sims 3 all for it for nothing cause someone got in way of my sim which made her die
thick orbit
well if you only have one then pretty much
which I do cause fuck family
No auto save 
dapper hazel
<:GuraTired:757829768166244433> 9 hours on sims 3 all for it for nothing cause s...
skill issue
cold nebula
Ok, so I have the Bell and I have some stuff to summon, but how?
Damn I have to be near enemies ok
tall abyss
Hi! I'm a professor 👨🏫 doing a 2-min survey 📋 on your "bucket list." 📜 If you'd like to take it, the link is in my profile. It's completely anonymous 🕵️ Thanks in advance! 👍
mild crystal
No auto save <a:cryaboutit:828338421256159261>
the simps 3
unkempt plinth
Damn I have to be near enemies ok
when the purple grave thing is on screen spirits are available
north saddle
When the 3080 doesn’t feel like working
cold nebula
when the purple grave thing is on screen spirits are available
I see, thanks
exotic leaf
which I do cause fuck family
omg bestie do the whole roommates who fall in love abd then cheat on eachother
native crypt
Random question: Is there a way to get iphone text notifications on windows
deep dirge
LF-any amount for trouble in terrorist town on GMOD msg for invite
hushed hazel
Random question: Is there a way to get iphone text notifications on windows
use whatsapp
onyx schooner
Hi! I'm a professor 👨🏫 doing a 2-min survey 📋 on your "bucket list." 📜 If y...
when the bot is sus
golden mica
I don't even know if it's a bot tbh, I ran both the links through checkers and both came up as valid non phishing links
heavy flicker
I love ukraine
onyx schooner
bit.ly's just a way to lead you to another site, isnt it?
also no person in the universe talks like that
heavy flicker
don't trust that man
onyx schooner
i would rather trust a known thief with my wallet
heavy flicker
LOL
golden mica
bit.ly's just a way to lead you to another site, isnt it?
seems to be diverting back to the google survey
onyx schooner
go on then
click it semp. 
golden mica
hushed hazel
ill click it
golden mica
go on then
click it semp. <:smug:594288071181205504>
HAH, I'm absolutely not clicking it, I'm on my work computer
onyx schooner
onyx schooner
i just dont get it, what on earth is the point of this survey
hushed hazel
send me the link i’ll answer it
hushed hazel
i did it
literally just a normal survey
its just 3 items off your bucket list, why didnt you do them and what are you doing to try and do them
golden mica
rip sky, hacked 
onyx schooner
i dont get it man, brain hurts
signal seal
don't even care i'll take the trade all day
onyx schooner
wrong chat stupid!!!
north saddle
ok my pc got hacked in
indigo sky
shut up rankbot
bitter heath
ok my pc got hacked in
L
indigo sky
ok my pc got hacked in
again?
north saddle
yea someone breached the security
indigo sky
last year it was that rat u got from pirating hitman 
golden mica
don't even care i'll take the trade all day
I saw someone absolutely delete ||dragonlord prax|| with that thing 😂
signal seal
I saw someone absolutely delete ||dragonlord prax|| with that thing 😂
it's pretty insane but not necessarily ideal
death birds are weak to holy damage so that's why i pulled it out
golden mica
signal seal
it has str scaling so i can't really use it on my current build but i plan to mess around with the horns at some point
onyx schooner
no no the bussy guy
golden mica
I should probably not play elden ring tonight, I'm like 90% through NG+ and then all I'll have left to actually do is frenzied flame ending, which after that i'll probably burn out
quick hearth
unkempt plinth
I should probably not play elden ring tonight, I'm like 90% through NG+ and then...
you do get a kewl faith spell
mild crystal
oh its an emoji
golden mica
@tame sapphire can I win a prize when I break 6 digits 💀
hollow marten
swag
tame sapphire
signal seal
god i really am too sexy for my shirt
golden mica
https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-14359850
worth a shot
signal seal
holy compression batman
unkempt plinth
he's there regardless
onyx schooner
oh he's gone and the merchant's alive, ok
signal seal
what gif sites allow you to do uncompressed
signal iris
fast cedar
Just adapt.
Oh I beat her ages ago. It did require a change of strategy and mindset but I said what I said from a casual gamer stand point.
fast cedar
And how I felt about the boss overall after having killed her
signal seal
I feel like if you can't kill the hardest secret boss in the game maybe you should skip her
it was the same story with people who couldn't kill the dragon during Nameless King
golden mica
i never killed a merchant why is he here
I believe they also spawn at night after you purchase from them
onyx schooner
crimson seed talisman
signal seal
One spawns at ||warmasters shack at night|| another spawns at ||revengers shack but based on a questline|| and i think there might be a few more
mild crystal
she is hard to fight but she can get pretty easy
onyx schooner
do they give anything good or should i just avoid
signal seal
they need to unnerf radahn
i feel like mike tyson beating up a child on NG+
dead before he can meteor
mild crystal
i dont think they will
golden mica
do they give anything good or should i just avoid
I mean ball bearings are always good, can buy some extra stonekeys
onyx schooner
I mean ball bearings are always good, can buy some extra stonekeys
👀
signal seal
it's such a joke he's easier than Renalla now who's laughably easy
onyx schooner
guess i gotta kill these annoying long-range swingyblade boys
signal seal
literally run past her magic and kill her
golden mica
Rahdan fight too hard to start tbh
quick hearth
radahn got nerfed?
signal seal
yes massively nerfed
quick hearth
signal seal
40% melee range, all his spells were adjusted as well