beat fire giant yeahhh baby
#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
hollow marten
barren dagger
sharp vale
People already tried that and it didn't work
sharp vale
<:peepoSipGlare:585682620457680915>
Where's your accent Duk
barren dagger
you've heard it
sharp vale
you've heard it
Duh but where does it go when you're at home alone
barren dagger
it stays
void slate
I did a little retouching of one of the vanilla lots @exotic leaf
Alright, I missed a few spots but that's it
void slate
Yes, mom?
sharp vale
I thought you were the mom
exotic leaf
Alright, I missed a few spots but that's it
these look amazing peter 
what the fuck is THIS
onyx schooner
what the fuck is THIS
Hell. I third tried it tho
queen osprey
why
loud sun
Dark souls 3
queen osprey
hm
mild crystal
what
queen osprey
i reckon just borrow a friends console controller
rather than buy your own without owning the console
loud sun
I mean, im gonna get one just need to know a price point or brand
loud sun
Hmmm. Got a link?
thin kelp
that seems illegal
sharp vale
@onyx schooner let's play uhhhh elden ring
queen osprey
but at that point
maybe buying an xbox controllre is more worth it
you dont need all the bells and whistles
onyx schooner
<@200666008757862410> let's play uhhhh elden ring
non
queen osprey
just need a basic ass controller
sharp vale
Xbox controller poggers and feels great big w
sharp vale
that seems illegal
Yeetim list
queen osprey
like an xbox elite controller wont be the reason you beat a dark souls boss
thin kelp
queen osprey
compared to a regular controller
sharp vale
<:monkaWeird:585665843669762078>
Yeetim list
thin kelp
like an xbox elite controller wont be the reason you beat a dark souls boss
my xbox elite controller actually captures my patented gamer sweat and uses it to lubricate the joysticks, so yeah maybe it does
queen osprey
ur just different like that
sharp vale
Why would you want to lubricate the sticks
thin kelp
faster reactiveness
queen osprey
drifting
sharp vale
I want maximum gorilla GRIP
loud sun
Put 3in1 oil in then
sharp vale
so I can have accuracy
loud sun
Really f it up lmao
sharp vale
Get that mobil 1 advanced synthetic
thin kelp
who
thin kelp
man i was really looking forward to playing AC origins but coming from unity its so different i got put off
its been a couple months, gonna try it again
but i really just felt off about it, even though i knew it was sorta an rpg now
cant put my finger on it tho
loud sun
Do i want an xbox 360 wireless controller or an xbox 1 wireless? Also wireless bluetooth or just wireless?
sharp vale
Do i want an xbox 360 wireless controller or an xbox 1 wireless? Also wireless b...
Xbox one new generation controllers are nearly perfect
They feel so GOOD
And USBC charging 😩
loud sun
Could u please dm me an amazon link my good kind sir
Wanna know what im looking for and you are my hero
sharp vale
So no head?
thin kelp
i used a dualshock ps4 controller for dark souls 3
bruh unless youre doing some weird shit and using back buttons/paddles then just get a regular controller
most of them can be wired if you put a wire in, or wireless
i just got my ps5 controller, like it a lot. just get that ig
or an xbox one controller, like it really doesnt fucking matter lmao
golden mica
https://i.imgur.com/n54Mj6m.png
my melania comment doing gods work
smoky matrix
Such a saint
sharp vale
Maki has arrived
signal seal
https://i.imgur.com/n54Mj6m.png
my melania comment doing gods work
my messages not doing so bad
the heals come in clutch sometimes
sharp vale
BING
thin kelp
BONG
sharp vale
IF YOU SEE THESE DOGS IN YO FRONT YARD
signal seal
do nothing because who cares
sharp vale
Just know upstairs I'm going hard
https://open.spotify.com/track/4aVuWgvD0X63hcOCnZtNFA?si=v460eK9JQiqpoDt1PCTq4g&utm_source=copy-link
normal fern
Love isnt always on time
mild crystal
Anyone use SoundCloud
exotic leaf
chat i made gnocchi it was very good
mild crystal
Mmmm yummy haven’t had that in a while
exotic leaf
it’s easy to make from scratch too!
golden mica
@vestal ember lf build idea 
I want to run funny bonk but idk if I should
I either go funny comet or funny bonk
or do i go dragons 
f-it, let's do a dragon playthrough
signal seal
chat i made gnocchi it was very good
i googled it it looks good
exotic leaf
now i’m watching succession season three 
severe musk
what a silly little dog
barren dagger
hollow marten
Dope
vital hawk
when's the next big steam sale?
vital roost
rn get it while it’s hot
thin kelp
severe musk
why can u not say density in this chat
thin kelp
why can u not say density in this chat
if you do need to say it for context, just say density or d two
severe musk
but the very word density being banned seems a little overkill
thin kelp
about 1/3 of the rules are, but hey im not a mod, dont ask me
severe musk
wait are u a mod?
thin kelp
shhhhh dont tell anyone
severe musk
what the hell... no frickin way...
thin kelp
yeah im sort of an undercover mod
taking down rule breakers in the shadow
why do you think im called ninja
severe musk
fortnite fan?
golden mica
shhhhh dont tell anyone
that would be a dark day for all of us
thin kelp
indeed. thankfully i am under 200 pounds and have relations with the opposite sex, not including family members
barren dagger
real?
thin kelp
ok, maybe its a female coworker, and maybe im barely over 200 (230 as of yesterday) but i swear i dont have any discord kittens
barren dagger
I caught a spider, spoilder cos some don’t like 
thin kelp
nice
barren dagger
built different ong
barren dagger
I've known people that hate seeing spiders
thin kelp
🙂
barren dagger
man was vibing next to my microwave
strange gust
Wonder how the donation changes will work out cause I'd imagine the people who had any remote chance of donating to this server already have
barren dagger
i shit myself for like half a second when I thought it was off the cardboard then i dropped the cardboard outside
was upside down and dude was vibing on it
thin kelp
Wonder how the donation changes will work out cause I'd imagine the people who h...
anyone who donated before is a sucker, anyone who subscribe donates after is straight re tarded
thin kelp
was upside down and dude was vibing on it
they do be hanging tho
strange gust
Spend too much time on the game and as an extension this server
It was like $5 so it's whatever
strange gust
It's just I don't imagine them ripping away current donator perks, but I also don't see many new people buying their subscription thing
thin kelp
out of the hundreds of thousands of people on this server, i imagine around <=20 freely have the funds and are braindead enough to subscribe to this and other servers
barren dagger
wrong chat
prime ocean
rip
wet quarry
vital roost
wrong chat
dw i did the exact same thing
quick hearth
skill deficiency
sharp vale
Love isnt always on time
sharp vale
@thin kelp what you listening to tn
thin kelp
wap
sharp vale
Lame
thin kelp
the 1812 version
sharp vale
Even lamet
thin kelp
hello user "bussy"
wind axle
Hello user bussy
sharp vale
Hello user bussy
Hello live slug reactor user Frost
lament egret
any
mild crystal
hello user "bussy"
hello
mild crystal
Hello user bussy
Hello good sir
lament egret
hey
sharp vale
hey
Guh
The song of the hour is
https://open.spotify.com/track/5gys5nzVQIYhgHIfiOJYva?si=1NZsvEncQ7ewLyp1VcQ58g&utm_source=copy-link
A classic by REO Speedwagon
onyx schooner
lemur
smoky matrix
knee
onyx schooner
astel can suck a cock
thin kelp
The song of the hour is
SPEEEEDWAGOONNNN
smoky matrix
oh yeahhhh
sharp vale
YOU TAKE IT ON THE RUN BABY
thin kelp
looks friendly
smoky matrix
yeah he's a lil annoying
onyx schooner
guys what if we made an enemy that can rollcatch you and take 99% of your hp away
smoky matrix
not a fan
onyx schooner
then instantly respond with a little smacc and kill u
sharp vale
then instantly respond with a little smacc and kill u
Sounds like you're too slow!
onyx schooner
Sounds like you're too slow!
bozoid
sharp vale
https://tenor.com/view/it-looks-like-you-are-too-slow-too-slow-slow-sonic-super-mario64-gif-15088929
smoky matrix
if you hit him hard enough you can crit his head (:
onyx schooner
Literally the only thing that im struggling with is the teleport grab
I was planning on just stun-locking him with poise shenanigans but uh
im too tired
smoky matrix
cause like sometimes he teleports and goes away and other times he teleports and goes behind you
smoky matrix
and you like can't tell until he teleports
sharp vale
cause like sometimes he teleports and goes away and other times he teleports and...
Nothin personal kid
onyx schooner
Yeah, he flings himself instantly out of the portal and its up to RNG if he grabs you, no telegraph if its just an attack or a grab
onyx schooner
oh, for sure
smoky matrix
def one of the more annoying bosses so far
not like hard annoying just annoying annoying
sharp vale
@smoky matrix how r u today maki
smoky matrix
I don't like the fights in super super big arenas where they teleport super far back and you spend half the fight sprinting around the arena
mild crystal
quick hearth
Rude
mild crystal
Look me up instead shawty
sharp vale
<:catpog:950331934008041542>
Ihy go away
||Jk I don't mean it hope u have good day||
quick hearth
sharp vale
Time 2 shower guys what should I listen to
thin kelp
https://tenor.com/view/hpw-caseylee-vt-yourtooslow-sonic-gif-20141993
sonic might be the one of the coolest characters, but has one of the worst representation in gaming for such a big character
sharp vale
sonic might be the one of the coolest characters, but has one of the worst repre...
Too true
thin kelp
so many games marred by bad decisions and a shit fandom tbh
sharp vale
Nothing like the exaggerated swagger of a young blue hedgehog
exotic leaf
go take a shower stinky
mild crystal
mudvayne monday
maiden goblet
👍
smoky matrix
what a rollercoaster of emotions
exotic leaf
my wuv for u is consistent
signal iris
when i go get my car fixed next week and if they give me a car to use, which should i grab? lol
exotic leaf
the honda ✨ jazz ✨
quick hearth
Be a basic bitch and get a civic
sharp vale
when i go get my car fixed next week and if they give me a car to use, which sho...
Get the civic, best car on the selection
The Holden Cruze LMAO no shame literally just a Chevy Cruze
smoky matrix
get the civic and become shingo
acoustic patrol
does anyone know where I could find the 'Respawning Restricted' sorta woosh sound effect?
signal iris
become what?
sharp vale
The civic is also the most fun car on that list
sharp vale
become what?
Funny red civic driver who bumps into cars
sharp vale
get the civic and become shingo
smoky matrix
amass some shingo points
signal iris
no u
sharp vale
Found modern day shingo @smoky matrix
smoky matrix
sharp vale
Should I race him?
smoky matrix
hit that ducttape duel with him
barren dagger
calling the coppers on you
sharp vale
hit that ducttape duel with him
I could probably win a duct tape race ngl
sharp vale
calling the coppers on you
Call the coppers on yourself, bronze trash L bozo
onyx schooner
exotic leaf
signal iris
onyx schooner
lament egret
onyx schooner
signal iris
mild crystal
signal iris
<a:SCbaby:853893027118710794>
wtf, is that nene?
mild crystal
huh
signal iris
god i'm so annoyed
lament egret
guh
sharp vale
@thin kelp what's the song of da hour ma boi
thin kelp
granite umbra
uwooogh seggs
sharp vale
YO NO SE QUAL FUE LA RAZON
SI YO TE ESTBA DANDO TODO MI AMOR
ESTOY DESTROZADO
TENIA FE EN TI
PERO JUGASTE Y YO SUFRI
sharp vale
I just now realized how fucking horrifying and scary a dancing singing dear would be on a ranch
Imagine this: you're on a ranch in any part of America. A deer just shows up on your property, stands on its hind legs and then just starts dancing and singing in an unintelligible language
The pure FEAR
thin kelp
it's obviously not attacking me
and it's dancing to music
keep a handgun on me just to be safe
but yeah ima dance too
golden mica
@vestal ember @wind axle what should I put to finish comet azur shenanigans??
sharp vale
<@!84769824718200832> <@!908764384631853096> what should I put to finish comet a...
Faith to get rid of skin walkers
vestal ember
do u have enough strength to use the staff
sharp vale
do u have enough strength to use the staff
vestal ember
can probably do more vigor, mind or dex for cast speed
sharp vale
Can you kill this guy early into the game?
golden mica
do u have enough strength to use the staff
yeah only 10 needed lol
sharp vale
yeah only 10 needed lol
Semp what are you doing in the game rn anyways, Ng+ or just 100% shenanigans? Or pvp?
thin kelp
golden mica
Semp what are you doing in the game rn anyways, Ng+ or just 100% shenanigans? Or...
finished my goals, literally just figuring out what build I want to take into NG+
sharp vale
finished my goals, literally just figuring out what build I want to take into NG...
Pog, I haven't played in like a week
Been sleeping far too much after work
Just get home, nap, wake up at an ungodly hour and just go back to sleep.
wind axle
<@!84769824718200832> <@!908764384631853096> what should I put to finish comet a...
please god why are you running 80 int
hollow marten
oh my god
smoky matrix
please god why are you running 80 int
80 is one of the sorcery scaling soft caps
wind axle
oh
hollow marten
this boss is making me so pissed
smoky matrix
this boss is making me so pissed
which one?
wind axle
but why 
wind axle
i dont know how that works 
smoky matrix
read
hollow marten
close to end of the game
thin kelp
making me actually mald
its dragoon dhis, overlord of the realm
hollow marten
yes
thin kelp
dragoon dhis nuts 
smoky matrix
yeah never heard of
hollow marten
actually hate him sm
smoky matrix
idot
hollow marten
let me use phone a friend pls
wind axle
i forgot its name but like the one after hoarah loux
||radagon||?
hollow marten
yes
wind axle
golden mica
please god why are you running 80 int
D A M A G E
golden mica
It isn't, I'm just using it to help friend through a few things
I think I'm gonna do faith arc dragon build 
wind axle
ic
sharp vale
||radagon||?
Radagon Deez nuts on yo
golden mica
or big weapons, not sure
sharp vale
I want to make a build based off the dragon head fist you get from the first major boss
Godrick was it? Bozo was so easy
golden mica
Well that was rather amusing
wind axle
thin kelp
when i changed the graphic quality on assassins creed origins it crashed
golden mica
and this is why i'll never use this build overall, it feel so bad when you're not azuring things
thin kelp
good game 
thin kelp
and this is why i'll never use this build overall, it feel so bad when you're no...
you
golden mica
pretty mych
vestal ember
bro what
golden mica
and this is why i'll never use this build overall, it feel so bad when you're no...
waste of a +10 but it's okay 
wind axle
game 
thin kelp
game <:sheeesh:891240976499212309>
ps2 graphics 
wind axle
Ps 2 nuts will be in your mouth
golden mica
@wind axle help me decide
watch this ^ 42s
and watch 30s of this v
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmV7icdu_j8
wind axle
watch this ^ 42s
and watch 30s of this v
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmV7ic...
Arcane is cringe
vestal ember
mercedes no pace no parts
wind axle
Bbig ffuckinf hama
barren dagger
wind axle
sharp vale
lament egret
golden mica
Bbig ffuckinf hama
final 10 points go where?!!?
golden mica
mind = mana
barren dagger
+10 in whatever helps magic
golden mica
mana = not important when I'm using
golden mica
already at health cap so eh, i'll do dex for the sake of it
barren dagger
every time i see that pic i laugh, its so fuckin dumb but perfect
golden mica
I think am ready?!?
thick orbit
Dinner time
severe musk
what is that
thick orbit
slow cooked lamb with mash
hollow marten
@wind axle where u at in the game?
thick orbit
severe musk
lamb is the best
barren dagger
i was confused what it was before you said it
thick orbit
Yeah the big bit of lamb in the bowl was like the fat/skin.. majority of it
still good tho
barren dagger
i was gonna say it doesn't look that good but its probably because im fussy af when it comes to food 
thick orbit
Also camera lighting doesn't make it look that good but I ain't gonna spend 5 mins correcting the lighting
Took me 16 hours to slow cook the lamb 
void slate
Such a saint
smoky matrix
that was 6 hours ago
golden mica
lemur lemur lemur
sharp vale
@thick orbit GUH
sharp vale
lemur lemur lemur
Maki maki maki
golden mica
please approve of weapon
@smoky matrix
hushed hazel
approved + based armour
golden mica
you're not lemur 
hushed hazel
proof?
golden mica
I will obtain a 2nd one
paper haven
How you plan on doin' that?
golden mica
newgame+
paper haven
This is fair and brilliant
paper haven
I thought you cant drop it?
hushed hazel
you can drop all weapons and armour
i dropped a full malenia set to my level 13 friend
sharp vale
You can drop everything in souls games including dlc items
golden mica
not the 9k damages I've seen, but still pretty fun
sharp vale
Elden ring isn't different, as long as it isn't over leveled
paper haven
My game must have been bugged earlier then.
sharp vale
not the 9k damages I've seen, but still pretty fun
You need more buffs
barren dagger
not the 9k damages I've seen, but still pretty fun
lament egret
golden mica
You need more buffs
yeah that was pretty much just flames + resolve, no talismans, no jumping cloak etc
sharp vale
yeah that was pretty much just flames + resolve, no talismans, no jumping cloak ...
In ds3 there was a funny hammer that one tap almost every single boss with the right build
Nvm not a hammer
But close enough
@golden mica
https://youtu.be/5NQizrXHYPc
hardy tartan
bruh anyone know how to sleep
paper haven
I take Acetaminophen
hardy tartan
i got work in 4 hrs
hollow marten
melatonin
paper haven
Melatonin 100x better than what I said.
hardy tartan
don’t have any rip
hollow harness
.swole
hollow marten
pick up some next time youre out then
hardy tartan
lmao will do
sharp vale
i got work in 4 hrs
Just close your eyes unironically
sharp vale
I take Acetaminophen
Acetaminophen is the reason why I've been sleeping far too much lately
paper haven
Acetaminophen is the reason why I've been sleeping far too much lately
I slept for 17 hours 2 days ago ;-;
Shit's wildin'
void slate
@fringe umbra Tadpole that never evolved into a frog.
wind axle
<@908764384631853096> where u at in the game?
I just started ng+2, just reached raya lucaria
hollow marten
oh alr
queen osprey
what the fuck is that
smoky matrix
what the fuck is that
tadpole that never evolved into frog
wind axle
It's me
smoky matrix
please approve of weapon
<@!233730652686647306>
you have my seal of approval
wind axle
Chatbox do I play elden ring or wait for my friend to watch
smoky matrix
why wait
smoky matrix
open game and figure out build while you wait :D
wind axle
Bbig hhuge ffuckinf hamma seems wonk 
smoky matrix
I might merge hamma build to my own build
wind axle
I have no creativity
smoky matrix
if I can get another GreatSword off someone
strange finch
is there a sunlight spear equivalent in the game
wind axle
Do I go like double swordspear ornaome shit
wind axle
if I can get another GreatSword off someone
I could give you mine
I have it, doubt I'll use it
smoky matrix
is there a sunlight spear equivalent in the game
yes
wind axle
The guts sword right
smoky matrix
you can spec hard into just throwing lightning
smoky matrix
The guts sword right
yus
wind axle
Yea I have it
smoky matrix
only if you're sure
wind axle
+0
strange finch
like a mega version of lightning attack?
smoky matrix
also I can't get it rn cause I'm doing funny uni work
wind axle
Lemur I just started my PC
fringe umbra
<@178093039603023872> Tadpole that never evolved into a frog.
tragic
smoky matrix
like a mega version of lightning attack?
you can do some normal lightning throwing with incantations, but also can get red lightning that has even more moves
wind axle
Red lightning is really cool
A lot of move variety and hits pretty hard
Only downside is that it's slow as absolute fuck
wind axle
Even with high dex and the shorten spell cast talisman it takes like 3 seconds to wind up
smoky matrix
even if by some miracle you manage to actually cast your lightning it goes so slow its an easy dodge
queen osprey
frog
strange finch
and a 5s windup
wind axle
Yeah
Bolt of gransax is okay though
It does good damage and has a fast projectile
Basically a better version of regular lightning
Downside is that it's a heavy thrusting spear 
@smoky matrix lmk when you want bbig ffuckinf sord I'll log on
I'm gonna go lie down and be big sadge
smoky matrix
okidoki
I'll be real it might not be for like 4 -5 hours 
its fine if it ends up being another day
vestal ember
kazuya mishima wins.
strange finch
john elden ring
wind axle
I'll be real it might not be for like 4 -5 hours <:trolled:885634147987652660>
It's cool that'd be like 8-9pm
smoky matrix
wait are we in the same timezone
wind axle
I'm Singaporean
smoky matrix
is it 16:12 for you
wind axle
Yes
smoky matrix
we are in the same timezone very cool
wind axle
We are gaming
sharp vale
I slept for 17 hours 2 days ago ;-;
Real, I slept on and off for 26 hours one day a week ago
void slate
We are gaming
sharp vale
Chatbox do I play elden ring or wait for my friend to watch <:husk:7740793322003...
Do I play elden ring or sleep
wind axle
Sleep-play
sharp vale
But I'm sleepy
void slate
severe musk
Woah now buddy...
sharp vale
How long does acetaminophen take to run through your system
I'm so tired of feeling fatigued and sleepy all the time
queen osprey
arent they 2 different instruments
mild crystal
void slate
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/873638850646380545/910733693604204564/5...
This is how cats are domesticated
barren dagger
stealing this
sharp vale
How was off topic chat when other major games released
Like RDR2
did off topic chat turn into "insert good game here" chat
abstract vapor
did off topic chat turn into "insert good game here" chat
ror2
sharp vale
red dead is great game
I loved red dead
severe musk
im still playing it
arthur morgan is so cool! i cant wait for them to explain where he was during the events of red dead 1!
sharp vale
When my hros ||died|| I fuckin went ham in that mission
Only ||FOR ARTHUR TO DIE TOO||
sharp vale
arthur morgan is so cool! i cant wait for them to explain where he was during th...
What do you think they're gonna do for red dead 3? No game or do you think it's gonna follow jack
sharp vale
I personally think rdr3 is a 50/50 shit depending on 2k
sharp vale
Ur sick for spoiling that
L bozo
severe musk
red dead 3 is gonna follow me getting my revenge for u spoiling rdr2
sharp vale
Me at the end of rdr3 after papimenqs smites me with 100000 shots from his slow mo revolver
drifting ivy
@north saddle 3060 Ti ordered, gonna be delivered during the week
smoky matrix
van go vroom
sharp vale
van go vroom
Lemur you're a closeted car guy
sharp vale
there was a brief car phase
Closeted car guy
It's okay ily anyways
Hope u have a good day today
wind axle
Hhuge ffuckinf sord chat and cringe cars
sharp vale
Elden Ring chat and Yeetim chat
Both proud and embarrassed
I do be spending too much time here
Time to limit, gn bozos hope y'all have a good day
queen osprey
amber wigeon
wind axle
Cock
golden mica
https://youtu.be/MfQmYqLi33g @smoky matrix
barren dagger
barren dagger
hhuge fuckinf swordd
golden mica
hhuge fuckinf swordd
Why do I feel like you're absolutely gonna use huge weapons when you play
barren dagger
if and when I play, i wanna use either HUGE fuckinf huge sword or magic
idk if agility related builds are a thing
barren dagger
I feel like glass cannon builds could be fun
i assume you can do that but hard to use
strange finch
ye
you have to stack like 50 different buffs and lower your health to like <5%
but its possible to 1shot stuff
strength builds are fun tho
golden mica
strength builds are fun tho
golden mica
I have hamma 1, but I can't bring myself to do NG+ yet, I feel like I'm not ready
strange finch
tryin to get everything for achievements before i go into ng+1
dont want to miss something and have to do 9 sidequests that ive already done before to get some random talisman behind an illusory wall
golden mica
I've done that, I just need to do two more endings with NG+ and ++😩
strange finch
oh boy
could also go through everything and collect all vendor armor and everything they sell
- all boss soul armors and all boss souls
golden mica
yeah I could just go boss hunting but I cba with al the various minor dungeon bosses
strange finch
get all the walking mausoleum stuff so you dont have to do it later
golden mica
take more time to get through the mechanics than kill the boss itself
strange finch
yea some of them have some fun loot but it might not be worth it
i just dont want to miss something thats in like the haligtree
and have to do all that over again just for completionist sake
golden mica
that's fair, I guess I should go check the map for those optional areas
tbh I might redo haligtree on NG+ just to try see how ||melania|| feels about hhuge fuckinf hammax2
strange finch
i did it with a greatsword in my playthrough
its so much easier phase 1 if you can stagger throughout it
hhuge fuckinf hamma should have no problem in doing that
golden mica
There was a really interesting ash of war which I saw that does huge posture damage but I decided magic is cheat would use hamma
strange finch
hmmm
sounds interesting
i want to see if anyone has found a good use for the lightning ram ash of war yet
golden mica
pvp
golden mica
damn I hope 2nd hamma makes this build work cause 1 hamma actually kinda weak
wind axle
damn I hope 2nd hamma makes this build work cause 1 hamma actually kinda weak
Which hamma is it
strange finch
double the hammer
wind axle
I might have a spare
strange finch
double the damage
golden mica
Which hamma is it
the hammer ofc
wind axle
Michael you have to be specific there are so many
golden mica
giant crusher
void slate
What do you think of this jungle toilet
barren dagger
jungly
golden mica
who would win,
2 bois made of crystal
HAMMA.
only 1100 for a very focused build is a bit sad though
tfw I'll probably end up doing another bleed playthrough at this rate
wind axle
@golden mica
golden mica
@wind axle
golden mica
i can drop u one
are you online? 👀
hushed hazel
i will be in abt 2-3hrs
golden mica
bleh, I may as well NG+ then
hushed hazel
best i can offer is 2 chinese smough hammers
chinese hammer
wind axle
I'll just get it in NG+
I could prob speedrun to altus tho no lie
What are the requirements to get to altus again
golden mica
dectus medallion
wind axle
Oh yeah it's either medallion or that one dungeon huh
I could probably speedrun the dungeon real quick I'm already at liurnia anyway
trail citrus
have you guys considered using the elden ring thread to talk about elden ring
wind axle
You mean the bbig ffuckinf weapon thread
trail citrus
yeah just talk in there
wind axle
No
golden mica
have you guys considered using the elden ring thread to talk about elden ring
I have considered it, and I decided that that channel is better suited for spamming funny monkey meme
wind axle
hammer is somewhere here right? @golden mica
golden mica
yeah that's bang on
wind axle
Sex
golden mica
just be wary of the angry boi there
wind axle
Who
golden mica
https://i.imgur.com/4vHdQof.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/s6wMI04.png
yeah I think this build got nerfed secretly
wind axle
Fake Margret thatcher?
golden mica
he could use knight's resolve on the hammer and kill the enemies, I was only dealing 300s
wind axle
Hm
golden mica
idk i'll test hamma when you acquire it, and if i still don't like it, back to drawing board
All YouTube builds better on screen than in game, rip off 
wind axle
Skill based effectiveness
golden mica
probably
wind axle
I think they just fixed weapon arts boosting other weapons
golden mica
game punishing me for my crime of blood weapons
wind axle
I think they just fixed weapon arts boosting other weapons
Cause of all the eclipse shotel self immolators
wind axle
game punishing me for my crime of blood weapons
Also that yes
golden mica
I know it makes no sense but they need a boss to test stuff on
wind axle
Holy shit why did I always take the lift of dectus
This dungeon is pretty fucking pogchamp
this shit fucking gaming
golden mica
oh that dungeon, yeah kinda neat
wind axle
btw zamor ice storm, pretty pog spell
queen osprey
drifting ivy
@wind axle @exotic leaf @signal iris Just finished my first play through of Elden Ring
With Mommy Ending
wind axle
<@!908764384631853096> <@!412462167342841856> <@!308500290888400906> Just finis...
Now do it again
drifting ivy
Now for my Mage play through
wind axle
No
Okay magma wyrm makar is officially the only good magma wyrm fight
An actual decent arena
golden mica
elden ring players try not fall off the map challenge
celest lava
can someone expain to me how to join others?
golden mica
copy paste that in-game
golden mica
you'll need to host your own sessions or ask the host to /invite you.
so for me it's /invite sempiternal#7849
p.s this is the off-topic chat, if you want to talk about density you should ask in #💬destiny-chat
celest lava
ah okay thanks
golden mica
paper haven
You want another hhuge ffuckinf hamma?
wind axle
its for michael
paper haven
Does michael want 3?
wind axle
@golden mica meet where
wind axle
Does michael want 3?
i might want 1 tbh idk yet
paper haven
I mean... I'm never going to be using it on this char
wind axle
give 
paper haven
PW
golden mica
P password gang
paper haven
Wher the meetin' spot?
wind axle
up to mikull
golden mica
elleh
wind axle
basic bitch
paper haven
That's a lovely place
wind axle
lf gamers
golden mica
I'm sorry frost, I couldn't resist
golden mica
@paper haven was that you with the cringe mage bug abuse?
paper haven
Pfft... no?
golden mica
paper haven
Listen... I dont pvp with this char, i never would.
wind axle
Who did you just get bodied by lmao
golden mica
Who did you just get bodied by lmao
someone mina used the mage bug to do the 1 hit instakill thing
paper haven
Michael just started chasing me 
golden mica
mina gave me the hammer
wind axle
Michael I just spent 20 minutes getting this hammer
Trade me minas hammer for this one
golden mica
paper haven
Frost's hammer got that sentimental value
golden mica
Michael I just spent 20 minutes getting this hammer
I helped you improve your progress
golden mica
I didn't bother healing
wind axle
Fair
golden mica
now to hope this is good and I haven't wasted who knows how long fucking around with it
gotta find a boss I haven't killed yet
hushed hazel
michael remember to dodge
golden mica
refuse
hushed hazel
and remember to only spam jump heavy
golden mica
what boss have I likely not killed yet
maybe one of the night cavs I've killed... 4?
signal iris
golden mica
wait is blood actually a thing,
A scaling on str?!?!
vestal ember
man after i drink redbull it feels like im pissing battery acid
void slate
I hate my Putler
golden mica
What do we think @wind axle
golden mica
<:OMEGALUL:442452782696366110>
does that mean bad?
smoky matrix
why are you using bleed instead of heavy
golden mica
A scaling
vestal ember
@golden mica
golden mica
<@!155677488150740992>
What about it
smoky matrix
LF two royal knights resolve
barren dagger
tears of his enemies
golden mica
LF two royal knights resolve
It ran out when I was running 
I go hunt down another boss then go into NG+
or do I just send it and stop being a lil bitch
smoky matrix
It ran out when I was running <:PepeHands:443171107194011650>
run faster nerd
golden mica
I AM CARRYING TWO HHUGE FUCKINF HAMMAS
HOW FAST DO YOU THINK I CAN RUN!?!?!
fuck it, we go into NG+ i can go get more tears/cry if I need to change build
Should I just do stormveil > rahdan > renella > capital?
god the opening cutscene is perfect
vestal ember
What about it
+12
vestal ember
🙂
golden mica
stop bulli
vestal ember
GO GET LAST TEAR
golden mica
too late, went into NG+
vestal ember
goodbye forever.
golden mica
https://i.imgur.com/VDSUW3L.jpeg
god that's so cool
wind axle
What do we think <:peepoThink:586436411922710558> <@!908764384631853096>
jesus fuck man
vestal ember
https://i.imgur.com/VDSUW3L.jpeg
god that's so cool
😩 wallpaper
wind axle
wait is blood actually a thing,
A scaling on str?!?!
isnt the Heavy one better
golden mica
I couldn't find heavy option
vestal ember
no iron whetblade moment
golden mica
I thought I did, cause iron was supposed to have quality on it, which I had
vestal ember
should have keen too
wind axle
quality is a natural one im pretty sure
vestal ember
no iron gives quality too
golden mica
💀
thick orbit
Chatbox I want new build
Get a lego set
wind axle
Get a lego set
I'm going to build a wall in front of your doors and windows
golden mica
my poor map, I miss my graces already
hello old friend, I remember how you bullied me when I first come out of that crypt
3 hit 
barren dagger
not good enough, bigg fuckinf hamma should 1 shot
golden mica
@vestal ember you said kill all merchants this time yes?
vestal ember
yes
golden mica
what a way to ride
wind axle
Ppor ffuckinf honse
vestal ember
learn gravity magic and unburden that horse
jagged cipher
so um... A hacker furled finger help me with a boss. I've now got an excess of lord runes aswell. Don't really know what to do with 'em
golden mica
learn gravity magic and unburden that horse
am I rahdan?!?
signal iris
jagged cipher
so like, anyone need lord runes...?
wind axle
Give
jagged cipher
Don't really know how to report the dude. Not sure if I even can
golden mica
wydm by hacker
vestal ember
i gave out all my lord runes lol
jagged cipher
Dude flying and spam dropping stacks of lord runes is what i mean by hacker
so now i've gotten max lord runes and even more laying on the ground :I
wind axle
I'll take them
golden mica
oh god
jagged cipher
u actually want? cause I genuinely don't know what to do with all these. So basically, I've got 140 million runes lying here
wind axle
Yeah I wouldn't mind having some free runes
golden mica
I've touched like 6 graces, why hasn't my maiden appeared
jagged cipher
I've touched like 6 graces, why hasn't my maiden appeared <:peepoThink:586436411...
truly maidenless rip
wind axle
I've touched like 6 graces, why hasn't my maiden appeared <:peepoThink:586436411...
Go to gatefront grace permhappenstance
jagged cipher
Yeah I wouldn't mind having some free runes
go to secluded cell grace
password is Snickers
wind axle
Where is that again
jagged cipher
next to godrick
vestal ember
frost about to be higher level than me
wind axle
Bet
jagged cipher
literally just started the character (up to godrick) and already have too many runes :I
jagged cipher
yep
wind axle
Aight
vestal ember
dont do it frost
wind axle
Gold sign down
jagged cipher
and there 4 stacks of it
vestal ember
resist the temptation !!!!!
wind axle
resist the temptation !!!!!
No
golden mica
and there 4 stacks of it
💀
jagged cipher
Don't see sign
wind axle
@jagged cipher my sign is down sir 
jagged cipher
U got pw right?
wind axle
Used item and all?
jagged cipher
yeh
jagged cipher
fk
jagged cipher
yeh sure
jagged cipher
got it
jagged cipher
U had to whip out the hand of malenia 😭
vestal ember
cheater frost
i do not accept u as a real elden ring player anymore !!!
goodbye forever.
wind axle
god is dead
vestal ember
what is your final level
wind axle
i literally only went up 14 levels LOL
jagged cipher
LOL
unkempt plinth
god is dead
Could've used a golden foot for more runes when you killed god smh, unoptimal
jagged cipher
Unless you're already a high level then
wind axle
he only gave me 1 stack anyways so its cool
jagged cipher
What lvl were u orignally?
wind axle
204
jagged cipher
ah then yeh that makes sense
wind axle
yer
golden mica
obtained
unkempt plinth
Is that even useful?
golden mica
turns my hammers from A scaling to S
wind axle
Very useful
golden mica
okay morgeth (I know it's not his name) round 1, how many hits do we think
unkempt plinth
Whomst?
vestal ember
okay morgeth (I know it's not his name) round 1, how many hits do we think
a few
the ng bosses scale quite intensely
golden mica
he rolled me 
didn't check my hp
unkempt plinth
By intensely they like double
golden mica
good first boss, pretty tough
vestal ember
By intensely they like double
early bosses get 5x
unkempt plinth
good first boss, pretty tough
Damn, Michael discovered Margit skip
vestal ember
good first boss, pretty tough
i take back what i said about this build mr michael my deepest apologies.
rapid island
Oof, just got contacted by someone from here trying to do the discord nitro scam.
vestal ember
but idk how it'll work on faster bosses
golden mica
Oof, just got contacted by someone from here trying to do the discord nitro scam...
they likely fell for one and is hacked and just dming everyone now
vestal ember
berkut moment
golden mica
but idk how it'll work on faster bosses
maybe I take quick detour via haligtree?
rapid island
Yeah, thankfully I have enough sense not to click those stupid links
vestal ember
maybe I take quick detour via haligtree?
run to dectus !!
golden mica
run to dectus !!
why?!?
vestal ember
or rold whatever the elevator is
golden mica
still why?!?!
vestal ember
haligtree
void slate
why what
golden mica
I'm missing a small piece of that puzzle krypt
void slate
I'm sorry I just entered the conversation and have no idea what's going on
wind axle
void slate
Is this uhhhh.... that murderer guy whose name I forgot
wind axle
no
barren dagger
good first boss, pretty tough
is that 2 hhuge fuckinf hammas
golden mica
@wind axle can you do me favour, can you show on map where rear end of gael tunnel grace is
found it
golden mica
is that 2 hhuge fuckinf hammas
that's 2 hhuge fuckinf hammas vs 1st boss
barren dagger
hushed hazel
good first boss, pretty tough
the most colossal W
golden mica
now for the long ride to redmane 😩
barren dagger
this is the level of boredom I have gotten to
thick orbit
@void slate Found out sims 3 only uses 2gb ram, game changer when I bumped it up to 8gb
thick orbit
this is the level of boredom I have gotten to
should watch diorama videos
south minnow
need a fucking degree to figure this server out
Where do you change your region and platform roles holy shit
thick orbit
no platform or region roles
south minnow
[NA]
thick orbit
yep
south minnow
...and slow mode, holy
thick orbit
still no region roles
south minnow
eh, too much going on in here lol, all to just... find ppl to play with? I think not
hushed hazel
this is the level of boredom I have gotten to
how is gustavo not S
hushed hazel
also why is jesse's dead girlfriend not in F
hushed hazel
he put mike in a i think
mike is A tbh
barren dagger
jesses gf is my most hated character
hushed hazel
same
barren dagger
when i saw her dying for the first time i was sad cos i thought walt was gonna stop it
but then he just sat there and it was very poggin
barren dagger
i hate hanks wife whatever her name is
hushed hazel
she's annoying too yh
barren dagger
my favourite is probably saul
teal temple
Good day gentlemen, I am here to change the future 
wind axle
why the fuck does RoB have fire damage???
golden mica
have you never used it
wind axle
i wanna do renalla but i gotta wait for my friend so i can stream it 
golden mica
bruh how do I activate redman's festival ree
jagged cipher
Anyone gots a spare vykes war spear?
vestal ember
goodnight !!
golden mica
double tree bois down, no cheese 
wind axle
michael please stop speedrunning elden ring we are worried for you
golden mica
this is just going to be a fast run, want normal ending
exotic leaf
sweeby
barren dagger
Good day gentlemen, I am here to change the future <:gigachad:896644896360898560...
can you change the future of me not being hungry but too comfy to make food
exotic leaf
12 hours til booba mode
hushed hazel
what
exotic leaf
golden mica
BRUH. @wind axle
hushed hazel
barren dagger
wind axle
BRUH. <@!908764384631853096>
exotic leaf
the double hammer i am WHEEZING
golden mica
these are +24s, not even +25 😂
signal iris
@exotic leaf
golden mica
the double hammer i am WHEEZING
exotic leaf
hhugr fuckinf hamma go brrrrrr
hushed hazel
the discerning ape's build
golden mica
I don't remember where to go in capital 
