💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[queen osprey]

wtf

this guy is a bot or something

[sacred oasis]

ur a bot

[mild crystal]

Who me *siri tone

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/5Fd1pkd.png

what on earth

[sacred oasis]

bro tf

[rough drum]

looks like a bot

@mild crystal AAAAAF4URsIAAHBCAQABAAAAA? "enabled":false,"flags":0

[golden mica]

same

[barren dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946255893232779335/956667642213707896/56E59153-D113-4CBF-BAEE-873EE40C01BA.gif

[thick orbit]

Everytime I think of Jesus I think of the zombie movie with Jesus

[sacred oasis]

word

[cyan cradle]

thought it was raining for a few hours until i looked outside only to see absolutely everything covered in a thick blanket of snow....

is it still snowing for anyone else?

[granite umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/647634662256148490/921443366770737212/266785516_913713602609642_8977095540822792460_n.mp4

idiot shark

[queen osprey]

yeah its snowing in melbourne

[granite umbra]

450 million years of existence only to get rotated

🤣

[queen osprey]

whoa that sharks been alive for 450 million years??

[granite umbra]

[void slate]

Hello humans

I just had the most interesting dream

[haughty forum]

わ

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-gif-22906544

[onyx schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946255893232779335/956667642213707896/56E59153-D113-4CBF-BAEE-873EE40C01BA.gif

[thick orbit]

You can add emojis to newstories on windows weather place lol

[haughty forum]

why

[void slate]

Caption this

[thick orbit]

beep boop bzzzz

should i mod sims 3?

[trail citrus]

sims 4

(please pay like $1k for all the DLC)

[thick orbit]

sims 4 is too expensive even on sale

[onyx schooner]

🏴‍☠️

[thick orbit]

so would need to go subscription based but god tired of everything being subscriptions

[trail citrus]

back when i didnt care about money i bought it and all the dlc at the time

shit was like $400

[thick orbit]

guh

[trail citrus]

i was really into the sims for a few months

its just i want all the content but so much money

[void slate]

This

[void slate]

he prices are identical to when the dlc was released this is madness

https://twitter.com/SEGA/status/1507417064117526530?s=20&t=OA2NaefDWau2NZUJlcqFeA

SEGA (@SEGA)

Have a great day!

...or else 😠

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Twitter · Mar 25, 2022, 6:00 PM

[trail citrus]

thanks sega

https://twitter.com/nutterbutter/status/1469100408358547462?lang=en

Nutter Butter (@NutterButter)

I want this twink obliterated

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27356

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Twitter · Dec 10, 2021, 12:23 AM

still the best tweet of all time

[onyx schooner]

[teal temple]

reading the twitter comments of people getting offended at a tweet is theraputic

[thick orbit]

time to put my snuggie on and play sims

[teal temple]

core memory unlock: snuggie

[trail citrus]

https://twitter.com/SNICKERS/status/1499063052993503235?s=20&t=PrEWMaw575l8nqH-zcw1dQ

SNICKERS (@SNICKERS)

deez nuts!

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62217

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Twitter · Mar 2, 2022, 4:44 PM

I'm falling into the rabbit hole

https://twitter.com/tridentgum/status/1507360655090716677?s=20&t=PrEWMaw575l8nqH-zcw1dQ

trident gum (@tridentgum)

it's soooo hard being such a smol petite n cute lil pack of gum 🥺 literally i fit in ur pocket and when im in a rly big bag i can get lost 😢 im soooo tiny and portable that i just go missing 💔

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365

Twitter · Mar 25, 2022, 2:16 PM

bro what

[vestal ember]

sorry mr michael aus 🙂

[lament egret]

guh

[sacred oasis]

candy brands wylin

[hollow marten]

Bro its 3am why did u have to post that

[trail citrus]

i was down in the rabbit hole of brand twitter for a bit

[hollow marten]

You should look at the new low tier god lore that just dropped

[trail citrus]

what lore

[hollow marten]

He said you should love yourself now

It was some amazing character development

[trail citrus]

who is this that we are talking about

[void slate]

Me

[trail citrus]

[hollow marten]

The guy who said you should kys now

You gotta know that right

[trail citrus]

oh wait yeah i think i know who you talking about

[hollow marten]

Yeah yeah

[hazy nebula]

https://imgur.com/VJrE4Op

[rough drum]

friendly reminder to keep this stuff out of lfg channels

i dont want to mute more people T_T

[trail citrus]

.swol

[hazy nebula]

https://imgur.com/VJrE4Op

[queen osprey]

.swol

[hazy nebula]

https://imgur.com/VJrE4Op

[hollow marten]

No sleep swag

[granite umbra]

guh??

[thick orbit]

guh

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-eggcat-gif-25127046

[void slate]

Typical day in Poland

[sacred oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-my-gif-25137901

[lament egret]

why does editing take so much time ghghrhgr

[barren dagger]

guh

[drifting ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-gif-22906544

[lament egret]

skill issue do you have any funny memes

[barren dagger]

I have some yes

[barren dagger]

some I cant post here cos like i dont wanna get banned

[lament egret]

[supple glen]

n y a h

[barren dagger]

ill send my most recent one

[drifting ivy]

1:44:23

[lament egret]

thank u skill issue i will use this in my video

[lament egret]

somewhere

[barren dagger]

if you find a place you use this, god bless

i hate it so much but i love it so much

[drifting ivy]

skill wtf is this

[barren dagger]

what isnt it

i need to watch every video before i send so i dont have a chance of getting banned

[void slate]

That's why this area is now locked

[drifting ivy]

yeha i killed them sorry

[barren dagger]

what is this

@sacred oasis choose number 1-7

[wind axle]

42

[barren dagger]

ill go with inbetween that, 3 😎

[wind axle]

yes

jesus fuck the tree sentinel ost is so good

shit actually sounds final boss worthy

[barren dagger]

third harry potter movie time

[lament egret]

little skrunkly

[barren dagger]

cat

[void slate]

pussycat

[drifting ivy]

sniff

@signal seal @signal iris They thought they were safe oh no no no

[barren dagger]

cyber bully

[void slate]

Hello humans, my name is Peter Servo. I am also human who likes to participate in human activities such as playing video games on personal computer.

[drifting ivy]

Well hello there, human Peter Servo

[thick orbit]

Guh house smells like slow cooking ;-; it sucks cause its another 10+ hours before its ready

[drifting ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-gif-22906544

[thick orbit]

Yep I use guh a lot

[lament egret]

guh

[void slate]

gun

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-fortnite-dance-pog-poggers-gif-19799851

[wind axle]

Chatbox why am I

[void slate]

The reality of me having an itch to buy an old apple laptop is that the prices of those are still more than should be

Therefore it's just a bad idea in general and I should be abandoning it immediately

[cold nebula]

Remind me to never go play Poker Again

[teal temple]

i want to ride my bicycle

https://tenor.com/view/bicycle-ride-my-bike-bike-bohemian-rhapsody-movie-mic-gif-15342479

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/362026214011174913/949662337986617434/cate.gif

[teal temple]

that cats face portrays an emotion i don't know yet

[void slate]

No strip poker? 😳

[peak osprey]

Hey, I'm new here and I was wondering: is there was a general rule of thumb for posting LFG messages? I haven't been able to find anything anywhere.
(I think this goes in off topic, but I'm not the smartest cookie)

[smoky matrix]

#tutorial has some stuff, but basically its
LFM/LFG <activity> <extra conditions> in the respective channel

[peak osprey]

Thank you so much

[smoky matrix]

npnp

[teal temple]

lemur, so helpful , can you please watch my cup of chocolate milk while i run to the store?

[smoky matrix]

no.

[teal temple]

b-but... chocolate milky....

[smoky matrix]

[wind axle]

I can watch it

[teal temple]

thank frost

[wind axle]

https://tenor.com/view/look-who-fell-asleep-first-gif-22935821

Me and the choco milk

[cold nebula]

I don't think it was suitable for strip poker. It was 5 guys, 3 with them I served in the army and 2 other potheads. We had only one female in the company

[teal temple]

FROST WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MILK

[wind axle]

pilk

[teal temple]

[wind axle]

were you going to drink it anyways 🤨

[teal temple]

YES, i was just putting it in the fridge for later

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[wind axle]

It literally did a Michael Jackson cause of the amount of "prank em john" I did

🤨

[void slate]

Welp

[harsh quartz]

191686942629298176

[cold nebula]

And after I win and lost I went to bed at 5 AM

[void slate]

Did you shoot anything

[cold nebula]

My brain cells, I kill them daily

[teal temple]

[wind axle]

didnt realize this page existed

chat stop being dead

[lament egret]

no! im editing

[smoky matrix]

@golden mica @wind axle I just had the most insane gamer moment you will not believe me

I just no hit first phase and then one hit second phase and beat her

the whole fight took like ~1 minute she could not breathe

I had her stunned the entire time, she didn't do a single flurry in either phase and none of her clone attacks

[lament egret]

[void slate]

Fastest Cat ❤️

[lucid sigil]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-cat-rolling-going-down-cute-gif-13785686

[lament egret]

Me

[desert pilot]

isaac and his mother lived alone

[sharp arch]

Nani

[desert pilot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXzJFoaQxsU&feature=emb_logo

[signal seal]

lmao toxic 😄

also amazing

[drifting ivy]

Twas a funny moment

[wind axle]

Wtf

Hacker.

[smoky matrix]

I am literally a video gamer

[bronze plume]

skyh#7555 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[signal iris]

gaymer

[teal temple]

I love how this boss is a meme and a good fight

YOOOO

Reaction image time.

Found some more lmfao

Chats so fucking dead it looks like I'm spamming

[wind axle]

Pain

[wind axle]

Unironically one of the coolest intro bosses

(soldier of godrick and tree sentinel dont count)

[cold nebula]

My friend that plays a mage is now level 30

I play wretch and I still barely manage to farm first camp

Magic in elden ring is op

[sharp vale]

This truck just died on me in the middle of the road big L

Turned on just long enough to bring it to the gas station

The engine is failing on this thing, the brakes are failing, and it's also EMPTY ON GAS

[desert pilot]

god has plans for you 🙏
not good plans

[sharp vale]

Engine failing + Brakes failing + transmission failing + No gas + Ford + L + ratio

Thank god it's not my vehicle

[vital roost]

one you stole

[sharp vale]

Yes ashyoo I definitely stole it ashy

[desert pilot]

sounds like you did

the police are on their way now

[sharp vale]

Put just enough gas in this to get me back to the shop

I think this truck lied to me I put gas in it and it still marks empty

[maiden goblet]

car chat

I tell you what yeetim

my 2001 CRV with a 4-cylinder 2 liter engine have never had a single gas issue

just saying you should invest

[void slate]

How are you today, Ashampoo

[vital roost]

extremely tired and anxious

hbu peter

[void slate]

I am sorting through photos my dad left me and I noticed a ufo video lol

[vital roost]

oh fun

[void slate]

hmm weird

[vital roost]

i love conspiracies like that

[void slate]

Does the image move for you?

[vital roost]

no

[void slate]

It should, it moves on my pc

It moves a bit and disappears

[vital roost]

i'll check it out on phone soon

[void slate]

it definitely doesn't work on my pc

[sharp vale]

L 4 cylinder Bozo

[maiden goblet]

i might not be able to go over 60 on the freeway but DAMN is she reliabl,e

[sharp vale]

Also that isn't my truck it's a client's and it's fucking DEAD

[maiden goblet]

rip

youre a mechanic?

[sharp vale]

Somewhat

It is a learning process but I am getting there

I can do basically everything except jobs where you have to physically remove the engine from the vehicle to fix something like a rear main seal

[maiden goblet]

i grew up around car guys but never got into it myselkf

i respect the grindset

im a bike man myself

[clear shell]

hello general chatting box

[sharp vale]

Bye general box chatter

[smoky matrix]

off topic aegis no way

[clear shell]

wait

this isnt general chat box

[smoky matrix]

[clear shell]

HI LEMUR

[desert pilot]

wrong chatbox smh

anyways whats up with that pfp aegis

don't tell me you're an e-dater

[sharp vale]

Thank god I didn't say it first

[clear shell]

nah its just a joke, will change it back soon

[sharp vale]

I was about to drop a huge ROAST

[clear shell]

or i will change it to the aegis emote

[desert pilot]

thats a relief

[smoky matrix]

sadly he is now an edater

[clear shell]

i think i will change it to the aegis emote

[sharp vale]

BIG L AEGIS AN E SIMP

[desert pilot]

WTF

[clear shell]

fly

[sharp vale]

E DATER

[desert pilot]

aegis you fool

[sharp vale]

HE'S AN E SIMP GUYS

[clear shell]

what u jealous?

[sharp vale]

No

[clear shell]

😏

[sharp vale]

I get irl (real) bitches

[clear shell]

whatever u say king 😏

[sharp vale]

@smoky matrix henlo Lemur how r u today

[desert pilot]

i got 0 bitches so i literally became the riddler

[sharp vale]

Are you gonna stream your incel moments online too?

[desert pilot]

no im not gypsycrusader

[smoky matrix]

I'm alright

[sharp vale]

Same shit

[sharp vale]

Hope u have a great day lemoire

[desert pilot]

instead i will politically assasinate people

[sharp vale]

Same shit but physical instead of digital

[desert pilot]

is it really tho

[smoky matrix]

I have not had a good day but I will sleep it away

[sharp vale]

Yes

[sharp vale]

Hope you have a great sleep and rest limoire

[smoky matrix]

ty ty

[sharp vale]

Limoire

How can I make that more french

Maki is apparently French for Lemur

[smoky matrix]

guess my name is Maki now

[sharp vale]

Maki

[desert pilot]

Maki

[smoky matrix]

are you ok yeetim

[sharp vale]

Man what

[desert pilot]

tbf he did say apparently

[smoky matrix]

bruh

[sharp vale]

I did say apparently

[sharp vale]

WHAT

[smoky matrix]

WHAT I am losing it

[sharp vale]

I AM LOSING IT

[smoky matrix]

ok I have maki as well when I use google translate

so I guess Maki it is

[sharp vale]

Alarmingly Lemurien Allegedly Maki

[smoky matrix]

real

[sharp vale]

Lemur's pronouns are Maki/Lemurien

[lucid sigil]

zzzzz

[sharp vale]

Someone do this math for me

How fast would you have to travel in MPH to travel a mile in one minute

[vital roost]

60mph

@sharp vale

[bitter heath]

yeah that ones embarrassing

[vital roost]

aren't you a car guy yeet

[bitter heath]

dont even need to be a car guy for that

[void slate]

@vital roost What should Peter Servo do?

[vital roost]

friends are overrated

[amber wigeon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/844649202919276616/952355078642221116/1647109658387.gif

[void slate]

@thin kelp

[onyx schooner]

Weird question elden ring gamers, is there a good source of rune arcs? I know you can technically farm em from rats if you're desperate

[sharp vale]

Thank you

[sharp vale]

I was dealing with something and the thought came in my head

I was aware that I usually travel faster than one mile per minute when I drive, and I also am aware that my average speed is above 60MPH

I just had a lot of thoughts going on at once which is why I couldn't think of the average at which a mile is traveled in a minute

Excuses excuses, this is a certified yeetim moment, by all means

[smoky matrix]

Merchants, invading and rats afaik

I think that doing other mp stuff gives them too?

[onyx schooner]

Merchants? reasonable...

[sharp vale]

Rune arks are for bozos L

[onyx schooner]

God I really hate invading in this game, ill be honest

[sharp vale]

Bc ur bad l bozo

[onyx schooner]

Its never 1v1, its 1v1 + insanely overleveled player

[smoky matrix]

You either have fun or you invade a trio of bleed users and mages with no inbetween

[sharp vale]

Jk I always lost my invasions in ds3

[onyx schooner]

yeah im not good against frenzy+crimson rot builds

[sharp vale]

Me neither

[onyx schooner]

I've only won two invasions so far, one was because the host died to a funny death flower, the second was a respectful 1v1

[smoky matrix]

I really really like invasions if everyone is using physical damage

Otherwise my fun drops off

[onyx schooner]

YES

[sharp vale]

Funny death flor

[onyx schooner]

You don't want to be triple sorcery spammed??

[sharp vale]

I use physical damage all the time

[onyx schooner]

emotional d a m a g e

[sharp vale]

Only reason I'm using bleed rn is because it comes intrinsic with my highest level weapon

[onyx schooner]

Hi @smoky matrix I need to go to a mental ward I have 3 sacred tears not used

[sharp vale]

Which is the dual claws

[signal seal]

are you still using claws yeet

[smoky matrix]

I do the exact same thing I forget they exist for like 10 hours and then use them all

[onyx schooner]

Im at the point where I'm requiring 4 golden seeds so im just

[sharp vale]

Yes I haven't played in a week

[onyx schooner]

also lemur are u in newgame+ already

[sharp vale]

I plan on switching to the claymore as soon as I get more materials

And I also plan on maining funny pointy twin blades

@signal seal

[signal seal]

yeah i have like 20 weapons i swap between

i get so bored just using one thing

[onyx schooner]

real elden bing hours

[sharp vale]

I use one thing bc I have preferences

[onyx schooner]

im noticing a theme for my incantations

[signal seal]

random adulas 🤔

[onyx schooner]

adulas?

[signal seal]

isn't that adulas moonblade on the top right?

[onyx schooner]

frozen blade, non

[smoky matrix]

Non

[signal seal]

oh gotcha

[onyx schooner]

hold on fighting magma wyrm in caelid

[smoky matrix]

I have just been chilling I'm really not in a rush to Ng+ if I do it at all

Beat Mel and Fire giant today

[onyx schooner]

nevermind i got comboed because i accidentally tabbed out

[hushed hazel]

i’m in a ng+ just doing all bosses rn

[smoky matrix]

Rip

[onyx schooner]

I was gonna see if you wanted to help me with the Great Pot's champions, lele

[hushed hazel]

theres like 30 bosses per area im coping

[smoky matrix]

I have no idea what that is (:

[onyx schooner]

Oh, its a secret-ish area in caelid

[smoky matrix]

If it is in Caelid I have probably not done it

[onyx schooner]

yeah, there's like, a portal to get there thats really out of the way

[smoky matrix]

Because I am trying to have fun and Caelid increases my blood pressure

[hushed hazel]

i wish killing malenia got rid of the scarlet rot

[smoky matrix]

RIGHT

[hushed hazel]

like?

[onyx schooner]

Great pot apparently gives you a talisman that gives you a FUUUUCK ton of equipload

[hushed hazel]

yea

[smoky matrix]

It would be so cool if you could bring life back to Caelid

[hushed hazel]

it gives you great pot arsenal

[smoky matrix]

Like the Eden raids in ffxiv

O I should probably do that

[hushed hazel]

hopefully dlc, i want a dlc where u resurrect miquella also tbh

[smoky matrix]

Actually nvm I have so much free weight rn

Cause I am stubborn and refuse to wear good armour

[hushed hazel]

wear drip or die

[smoky matrix]

Exactly

25 poise while two handing colossal sword? It's finee

As long as I look good

[hushed hazel]

real

all woman outfits have 1 poise

and all drippy outfits have like 19

[onyx schooner]

bro i need to get the uhh, extra critical damage talisman

[smoky matrix]

I was using the black knife set earlier before mel

[onyx schooner]

fake moonlight greatsword?

[hushed hazel]

fake

[smoky matrix]

Very good still

That's the funny PvP katana

[hushed hazel]

do not use

[onyx schooner]

oh its just an int-based uchi

[hushed hazel]

moonveil users are banned from having skill

[smoky matrix]

Do not become a moonveil gremlin nene

[onyx schooner]

I wont, I like claymore too much

[smoky matrix]

Good

[onyx schooner]

Also, Caelid is kind of a joke for me rn (other than the larger enemies that actually can take hits)

[smoky matrix]

I just hate rot

And the birds

[onyx schooner]

Same

I killed a deathbird at the lakes, got the red tearstone-- i mean uh, red-feathered branchsword

i hate being low hp but i could see use

killed chat 😎

[exotic leaf]

what is your vit at

[onyx schooner]

1 sec

def/dmg negation?
210/52

[exotic leaf]

oh no like your health/vitality

[onyx schooner]

oh

[rough trail]

now that they patched dropping black blade kindred off the ledge I dunno how tf I’m supposed to kill him early game

[onyx schooner]

my vigor's 35, my hp (with rune arc active) is 1288

[void slate]

Would you like to watch some sims 4

[rough trail]

I either spend 2 hours cheesing him with arrows or I just never get hit once

[exotic leaf]

oh that’s not bad nene, isn’t soft cap 40?

[exotic leaf]

yes:)

[onyx schooner]

no clue! im not very informed on all of the soft/hard caps are, i just understand the terms pretty well

neat blade! toothpick.

[onyx schooner]

ooo, nice

[exotic leaf]

lemur gets a kiss on the forehead

[onyx schooner]

neenort get one too

[exotic leaf]

neenort gets two

[amber tusk]

What should I cook

[bright aspen]

pizza

[onyx schooner]

ngl I just ran into Forsaken Ruins and though it said Foreskin

[wind axle]

It has funny range

[wind axle]

Me after visiting the doctor, aged 4 months old

[mild crystal]

foreskin bot on top

[exotic leaf]

@void slate do you have strangeville dlc

what if you blew a foreskin up like a balloon

[onyx schooner]

STOP

[exotic leaf]

[onyx schooner]

braindemaged is my favorite new term

[void slate]

ómg it's sims 1 music

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

Would Rosa and Becca make a good couple? @exotic leaf

[onyx schooner]

tbh i remember playing sims on my gamecube as a kid

[exotic leaf]

yeah 🥺

[wind axle]

Gotta use it as a swim cap

[onyx schooner]

i left the game on too long, came back to dead sims and the grim reaper music, sounded like a goddamn horror game

[exotic leaf]

i played sims on my gba and loved it

same with my ps2

[void slate]

Talking to your crush through a door is the safe way

[exotic leaf]

innovative tbh

[wind axle]

Patent pending

[void slate]

they are having a sleep over

What do you think of the room layout @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

i would add more plants and some side chairs :)

you should buy a modular sofa and make it a u shape

[sharp vale]

Live SLUG REACTION

[onyx schooner]

If a swamp is weak, is it a swimp?

[exotic leaf]

[wind axle]

Shramp

[void slate]

Do you like what I did with the patio exit

[exotic leaf]

yes:)

[void slate]

I don't think I have any modular sofa

[exotic leaf]

go to the loveseats

[void slate]

nothing here

[exotic leaf]

not loveseats sorry like the sidesrn chairs or regular sofa

[void slate]

I believe you need to have dine out which I don't posess

[exotic leaf]

theres def one for base

it came out when they collab with some CCers

[sharp vale]

I love this meme

[wind axle]

Live circumcised reaction

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IQXR5/8105c2e3b6.jpg

so people called this guy hard? yet I beat him first try?

[void slate]

Maybe it still requires the dlc

[drifting ivy]

Ok now fight Malenia 🙂

[onyx schooner]

i dont know who that is

[exotic leaf]

there’s a pack called home decorator pack and what i’m talking about is what that comes in, but there is some stuff that is free from the collab

[drifting ivy]

@wind axle jsut reversed Farum Azula's storm, i'm scared

[void slate]

Zeinab washes a bitch

oh no my dog has a disease

[wind axle]

Funny boss time

[drifting ivy]

i only have 5 flaskes left

[wind axle]

One of the cooler ones, that Michael sucks at for some reason

You'll be fiiine

[drifting ivy]

omg

[onyx schooner]

ngl i still hate any kind of sorcerers

[drifting ivy]

i got him to 2nd phase and got one shot by his Red Sword attack

@wind axle honestly pretty good attempt for a first try at him

[wind axle]

Yup it be that way

[onyx schooner]

WHY IS THERE A CRIMSON ROT DOG

WHOEVER MADE THAT NEEDS TO BE FIRED

[wind axle]

He can instakill you with a certain combo, THROUGH SHIELD BTW

[drifting ivy]

one shots you

[signal seal]

waterfowl dance doesn't one shot

and it's surprisingly easy to dodge

[onyx schooner]

It got me to 3/4ths

[drifting ivy]

extremely easily parryable in pvp

[onyx schooner]

I hate all of the fucking crackhead dogs, the other fluffiers ones arent so bad

[signal seal]

you can't parry that sword art we talking about different things?

[drifting ivy]

You can? ARe we talking about Malenia's sword?

[signal seal]

you can parry that?

[drifting ivy]

yeah

[signal seal]

i never deal with it during invasions because i only do low level

you can't parry it in the boss fight anyway

[drifting ivy]

oh yeah talkign about pvp, im starting to manage to kill host on 145+ RL

[signal seal]

you can parry almost every move Malenia does but not that one however you can cancel it after the first burst when she briefly loses hyperarmor

as long as the first burst doesn't stun lock you escaping is free

[signal seal]

145 is insane though you start getting havels

[drifting ivy]

Ok Placidusax's mist attack is kinda annoying

how MANY times do i have to dooooodge

[signal seal]

at least 5 i think

[wind axle]

Which mist attack I forgor

[drifting ivy]

more like 7

[signal seal]

amazing boss fight though

[wind axle]

The teleport ones?

[signal seal]

yeah i said at least 🙄

[drifting ivy]

yeah, mainly claw

legit got clawed 5 or 6 times after the sword tp

[wind axle]

Yeah it's pretty random the amount

[signal seal]

uh, right claw, dodge north, left claw, dodge northeast

[wind axle]

There's a huge window though so you'll be good once you learn the pattern

[signal seal]

i think plac is one of the best boss fights though

truly epic arena and fight

idk if i like him better than midir

[wind axle]

Wish you could pvp in his arena

Fucking sucks ass that you cant

Same goes for radahn's and malenia's

All the main bosses tbh their arenas are all so cool

[signal seal]

i'd like to pvp on the water in Limgrave

[wind axle]

Elden throne

[signal seal]

like at the edge of the ocean, samurai style

[exotic leaf]

i wish i could pvp it’s so much fun

[signal seal]

you can lew just press the kill host button enough times til it works

[sharp vale]

Elden @signal seal

[exotic leaf]

omg Elden Bing

[sharp vale]

Elden BING

[signal seal]

more like elden amirite

[sharp vale]

Also @signal seal look at this major L

[exotic leaf]

i’ve tried for a solid 30-45 mins before with no luck.

[drifting ivy]

holy

[sharp vale]

How many people do you think were in that crowd bing

[signal seal]

mustange, side impact, i'd make a joke about him spinning out at 30 mph but it looks like he got T-Boned

[signal seal]

i did a lot of pvp in DS3 like a lot, and i still suck

although the stang probably spun out into a car that t-boned him 🤔

[sharp vale]

Nah, to me it looks like he must've lost traction and hit the side of something judging by the way the tires are bent

Typically a T bone collision doesn't fuck up the wheels that badly

[exotic leaf]

ds3 pvp is my favorite right next to bloodborne pvp because of all the trick weapons

[signal seal]

eh, tire hit a curb, otherwise the fender would have been damaged

[sharp vale]

Probably got tbone

Probably did slide into the tbone like you said

More probable that mf lost traction onto a collision

But it is only a 4 cylinder. Idk if that's enough to cause enough of a snap oversteer

[signal seal]

no i don't see it. tire shouldn't be like that.

[wind axle]

Car chat

[signal seal]

if he got t-boned it was at the end of an intersection running a red, or by a red runner

[wind axle]

Y'all are like two 50 year old Italian uncles

[signal seal]

had to be half in half out to hit the curb

[exotic leaf]

live slug reaction

[sharp vale]

Most likely slid at the back of a warehouse and hit the underside of one of those trailers

[signal seal]

i just find mustangs getting totaled amusing and i've seen a lot of car crashes

[void slate]

~Which shade of brown will work for a veterinary clinic

[sharp vale]

Bing is barely a few years older than me

I think

[exotic leaf]

light brown

[signal seal]

uh, yeah because the impact is high, it could be a trailer, but i'd be surprised if he didn't take it down with him.

[exotic leaf]

i would also use a brighter wallpaper/paint :)

[wind axle]

How old are you

[signal seal]

the wheel though, that would be the jack stand or the trailer leg, or some sort of curb on the outside of the trailer

could've been a box truck not a full size

[drifting ivy]

yeha Placidusax's tp is hard to doge

[signal seal]

when he disappears be quick with your target lock and stay focused on his divebomb

when he does short teleports target lock will stay on him

[drifting ivy]

I think im jsut gonna spam Bloodhounds step and pray

[wind axle]

Could always use the funny

[wind axle]

Yup

[signal seal]

that's no fun

he's not hard enough to need bloodhound

[wind axle]

Bloodhounds is an easy dodge on plac

[signal seal]

bloodhound is certified cheese i used it on Maliketh yesterday good lord it's so good

[wind axle]

Crutch bloodhound NOW!

[drifting ivy]

i'll try him out later, only played Elden today

[signal seal]

it's like free dodges

@sharp vale i was born in 1946 btw

[wind axle]

Maliketh is such a cool boss I wish he had more health

[wind axle]

84 headass

[drifting ivy]

Oh yeah bing i trained my parrying on the Farum Azula tree sentinel earlier

[wind axle]

Parry user

[signal seal]

you can parry the tree sentinel? you mean crucible knight right

[drifting ivy]

uh yes crucible mb

[signal seal]

TEST FAILED

summer school for you

[mild crystal]

[wind axle]

Moping

[drifting ivy]

Moonveil users, River of blood users, Magic users in pvp

[wind axle]

I use none of that

I am a based dual whip gamer

[drifting ivy]

and those are the reasons i parry

[wind axle]

Parry deez

[signal seal]

bro i had the biggest crush on Audrey Hepburn but she was 17 years older than me

[void slate]

What do you think of the reception area?

[wind axle]

Who

[exotic leaf]

20/10

[signal seal]

BRUH

[drifting ivy]

Kinda empty but looks nice

[signal seal]

YOU'RE WHOING AUDREY HEPBURN

[exotic leaf]

bro it’s literally in the sentence

[wind axle]

I'm sorry I'm not old as fuck

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-queen-tunnel-vision-collection-gif-14143971

[drifting ivy]

legit don't know who that is too

[wind axle]

BING SHE IS DEAD

20 YEARS AGO

[signal seal]

do you know who Charlie Chaplin is you troglodytes

[exotic leaf]

how do you gusy not know who audrey hepburn is

[wind axle]

Yes the funny bowler hat man

[signal seal]

he was a lot more than that but yeah 😐

[drifting ivy]

i wasn't even born so normal i don't know her

[signal seal]

she's kinda famous though 🤔

[wind axle]

ME NEITHER??

[exotic leaf]

this chat disappoints me more and more everyday

[drifting ivy]

Guess you have a bigger movie culture than me

[signal seal]

no Charlie Chaplin was political

[drifting ivy]

if she WAS an actress, was she?

[wind axle]

Also bing you had a crush on a br*'ish actress 💀

[signal seal]

he was banned from the United States

I have a crush on so many people Frost

[drifting ivy]

mf censored british 💀

[wind axle]

Young Stalin

[wind axle]

Fr? Didn't know that part

Oh yeah he did a dictator skit didn't he

[signal seal]

yeah for his politics

[mild crystal]

y’all weird

[signal seal]

yeah broke the 4th wall

[drifting ivy]

"y'all"

[wind axle]

Died almost 50 years ago

God bing you are an actual fossil

[mild crystal]

stfu

[drifting ivy]

lmao

[signal seal]

No i'm not i just appreciate culture

[drifting ivy]

u mad?

[wind axle]

"justin"

How about you justout

[wind axle]

Understandable

[drifting ivy]

Absolutely roasted

[mild crystal]

no y

[signal seal]

dude had good takes before everyone else, then got banned for being a com-yeww-nist

and he could roller skate really fucking well 😄

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-chaplin-movie-stunt-camera-trick-gif-15334889

[drifting ivy]

@twin cedar How goes the Elden Ring journey?

[exotic leaf]

homemade fried rice is so good omg

[granite umbra]

proof or it didnt happen 😤 🥶

[onyx schooner]

guys is there something in the water this week

[granite umbra]

water is sus this week

[onyx schooner]

very sus, got people being homophobic 💀

[drifting ivy]

Eldritch beings, why?

[onyx schooner]

[sharp vale]

NO WAY BING IS OLDER THAN 20'S

[sharp vale]

I'm 20

[sharp vale]

Nah I've been to those meets before, they're sturdy and they just crumple when hit.

[wind axle]

Bing is hence 40

[lime blade]

sheesh

[signal seal]

i like when people speculate about my age

like i said, born in 1942

[onyx schooner]

I'm gonna be 21 soon and im gonna not drink at all.

[void slate]

It is done @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

wittle baby neenort

[exotic leaf]

i love this!!!! it looks well done:)

[sacred oasis]

Continue not drinking 🤝

[desert pilot]

im gonna be 18 soon and i will become an alcoholic

[drifting ivy]

Turned 18 not a week ago, not too into alcohol and i already had tasted a bit when i was younger, only one i could drink is Rhum

[exotic leaf]

alcohol is gross anyway

[desert pilot]

i ditched my friends one time when we were out cuz they got pretty drunk and i didn't wanna take any responsibility for what they did

they younger than me too

[sacred oasis]

Smart thinking

[signal seal]

there are some varieties that aren't gross 😐

[drifting ivy]

yeah thats on them

[severe musk]

why would u say this out loud

[signal seal]

aged Irish Whiskey is better than most food

but beer is kinda gross

[exotic leaf]

If anything Jameson or Tito’s

but i prefer pot lmao

[signal seal]

Lagavulin is my fav

[thick orbit]

We all having a drink???

[sacred oasis]

Pot is just way better than drinking

[signal seal]

i like pot but very small moderation I get all in my head

[exotic leaf]

a drink of WATER

[severe musk]

weed sucks i love alcohol i love alcohol

[signal seal]

i'll drink water right now

if ya'll are down

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-leaving-turning-around-no-gif-21361019

[signal seal]

bout to drink like half a liter

[exotic leaf]

i took a BIG SIPPY

[signal seal]

not joking just did an 11 count of water chug

gonna be soooo hydrated

[sacred oasis]

Sippy of OJ?

[thick orbit]

I am drinking coke atm

[signal seal]

did you mix the coke into your water or something 🤔

i don't think you can drink that stuff

[exotic leaf]

YOUR ORGANS YOUR POOR ORGANS

[thick orbit]

guh

[exotic leaf]

is it coke or is it fet amirite

[thick orbit]

tbh

I rather fanta

[signal seal]

did you know the used to use grapefruit juice in fanta, but i think they changed it

wait not fanta

[twilit mural]

Anyone have any idea where I can get a ps5

[exotic leaf]

the internet

[signal seal]

Fresca is the one with grapefruit juice

[twilit mural]

I literally can’t find one anywhere 😕

[desert pilot]

your local scalper

[signal iris]

can i cease yet?

[twilit mural]

Screw scalpers

[signal seal]

i got an xbox series x first try on target

[exotic leaf]

have you tried looking

[signal seal]

just have a friend who's very diligent at tracking stores getting consoles

[twilit mural]

Xboxes are pretty easy to get rn it’s just the ps5s

[signal seal]

then get lucky and jump the queue while they miss it 😄

[twilit mural]

It’s so annoying

[signal seal]

i bought the thing like a year ago and i've played it for 5 hours biggest waste of $500 of my life

[signal iris]

i followed some dude on twitter and managed to find a ps5 at a store

[twilit mural]

I just want it for gta v

[hollow marten]

Helo off topic

[twilit mural]

Can get my account from ps4 to pc

So I’m buying a ps5 so my eyes don’t bleed from the frame rate

[signal seal]

idk most people are on pc here

oh ffs i said the name but in an off topic context

[sharp stratus]

ye just build a pc

[signal seal]

i'm watching succession i don't care

[signal iris]

they were tweeting updates on availability and all that and i managed to preorder a disc edition ps5 one day

[exotic leaf]

i just finished season 2 last night bingy

[signal iris]

@exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

@signal iris

[signal iris]

[signal seal]

yeah i'm totally not binge watching it good rec

[exotic leaf]

season 1 finale is INTENSE. i’m glad you’re enjoying it

[desert pilot]

what show?

[signal seal]

it's crazy how they managed to make you actually like the characters

even though they're all such assholes 😄

[mild crystal]

hi

[void slate]

Redesigned cinema

[void slate]

I love alcoholics

[severe musk]

is this the sims

[void slate]

My neighbor was an alcoholic, one time he stole someone's bike, had an accident and killed himself in it.

[void slate]

Yes

[sharp stratus]

alcohol is so nice but hangovers honestly make it not worth it

[severe musk]

my uncle is an alcoholic, one night he pissed in front of my bedroom door in the middle of the night

[sharp stratus]

im sure at the time he thought he had an excellent reason

[severe musk]

LOL

we had a big fight that night so he probably did think that

trauma dumping in desny lfg is cringe

[thin kelp]

[void slate]

Should I adopt you

[thin kelp]

yes

[exotic leaf]

omg hi uxie

[exotic leaf]

just needs a bar

[exotic leaf]

roman and logan are my favorite so far :)

[void slate]

Pain

[mild crystal]

hiii

[granite umbra]

any1 else addicted to lost ark???

🎉

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[sacred oasis]

I couldn't

I got to 50 and stopped playing right there and then

I bought gold pack too

[granite umbra]

did you finish the story

[sacred oasis]

No I got to, 3/7 of "finding the ark" I think

I was on the mechanical bot/steampunk island

[granite umbra]

ah im still looking for the 3rd one

yeah on that island rn

[sacred oasis]

It's a good game but I just couldn't get into it

When Reaper comes out I'll download it again

[severe musk]

like overwatch reaper?

[drifting ivy]

@signal seal Placidusax? more like Placidu dead

[twin cedar]

so far well!

I finally beat the fully grown fallingstar beast!

[drifting ivy]

Oh good job, that boss is kinda annoying

[twin cedar]

It was a SUPER close fight!

He killed Torrent and took me down to like 100HP. I then had to dodge the sweeping purple deathray and with my final bit of FP, used a Comet and killed him as he was down to one hit

@_@

Comet Azure seems too much for stuff so I use normal Comet. Going for like a Battlemage build

[sage lichen]

[drifting ivy]

ah comet azur is really strong

[signal iris]

@exotic leafi got 20pc mcnuggets, wanna share?

[twin cedar]

ye but like....im a battlemage not a mage, so I need to be able to quickcast stuffs

bnecause I use swords too

[twin skiff]

Elden Ring a game that respects the gaming community as a whole, with out selling cop outs to those that keep up with the games mechanics and rewards.

How gaming should reward for effort, not how big your wallet is.

[twin cedar]

as someone who plays both Elden Ring and Genshin Impact....agreed lol

[desert pilot]

[mild crystal]

sup nerds

I was so close to killing this boss

sad

[void slate]

Y r u crying

[drifting ivy]

wich one?

[desert pilot]

tears of joy

[void slate]

I'm crying wif you my brudda

[mild crystal]

melania

[desert pilot]

hell yeah

[exotic leaf]

yeah 🥺

[void slate]

Should I buy an old apple laptop for lulz

like piss book air

I showed your cosplay pictures to a girl I know, this is her reaction @desert pilot

[desert pilot]

im just too cool

[warped bolt]

Anyone in NA wanna join a mc bedrock realm

[drifting ivy]

bedrock 🤮

[warped bolt]

europe 🤮

[mild crystal]

na 🤮

[desert pilot]

realms 🤮

[warped bolt]

i just like that its easier to play with people

and servers are cheaper

[drifting ivy]

suuuure bud

[mild crystal]

play Terraria

[warped bolt]

i usually do

[drifting ivy]

[mild crystal]

or even skyrim

[warped bolt]

my friend has a realm and needs a few so i was just asking

[drifting ivy]

Play Terraria with Calamity

[warped bolt]

calamity fire

[drifting ivy]

yaes

[thin kelp]

?????

[onyx schooner]

because they fuckin good

[desert pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/362026214011174913/949662337986617434/cate.gif

[signal iris]

im convinced this is what nene looks like

[onyx schooner]

if it helps you sleep at night

[signal iris]

i don't sleep at night

[onyx schooner]

cringe

[signal iris]

no u

[desert pilot]

when do you sleep then

[signal iris]

in the morning

[desert pilot]

nice

wish i could do that

[signal iris]

i work at night, so

[desert pilot]

so you're telling me i should work a night shift

[signal iris]

don't, it is pain and suffering

i do not have a social life

[desert pilot]

lol i knew you were gonna say that

my friend used to work a night shift and he was so happy he got moved to day shift

[signal iris]

nights are SOOO busy

[desert pilot]

where do you work?

[signal iris]

at a casino

[desert pilot]

oh god

my condolences

i could never work at a casino

good thing i never have to

[low lark]

how does one create an invite to a voice channel for lfg?

[mild crystal]

omg I finally killed her

such a great boss

[drifting ivy]

WHO

[signal iris]

malenia i bet

[mild crystal]

malenia

I dont know how many hours it took me but shes dead now

[drifting ivy]

@signal iris just got to the Clergy man, is he hard?

[signal iris]

he's not a boss, just a big npc
he can be kinda hard

[drifting ivy]

no i mean the boss version

In Farum Azula

[signal iris]

OH

phase 1 is not that hard, phase 2 is bullshit

[drifting ivy]

oh did i spoil?

oh ok

[signal iris]

i'd help u, but i'm in ng+ and haven't gotten that far again

taking my time this run so i can do npc quests and stuff

[drifting ivy]

Even then, you couldnt cuz im on ps4

[signal iris]

i feel hollow

[drifting ivy]

but thx

[signal iris]

oh big true

my current drip lmao
sucks that you can't dye armour and stuff tho, i'd just make it black

[drifting ivy]

ok yeah Maliketh second phase is on crack

[void slate]

😦

[signal iris]

dude lowers ur health bar and is a massive oof

[hushed hazel]

hello chat

[silk hornet]

hello

[silk hornet]

🤮

[rough drum]

Ham and motzarella sushi with olive oil and bazil sause

[silk hornet]

oh i thought it was butter

i was about to say

[rough drum]

Lol hart attack butter sushi sounds crazy

[drifting ivy]

@signal iris I just died right after STARTING Maliketh, because i didn't know there were holes in the arena...

[void slate]

What is the white stuff, is it tofu

[rough drum]

Charcoal ice

[void slate]

are you in Japan?

[rough drum]

For the last 10 years yes in Japan

[devout merlin]

Military?

[void slate]

Japan is tight, I want to go there but probably never will (it's expensive)

[void slate]

Srorry I'm an idiot xd

[rough drum]

I think the sushi is in the Italian military. And on orders to taste delicious 🤤

[devout merlin]

Roger that 😂

[devout merlin]

Oh you can’t use gifs ? 👀

[void slate]

You can use gifs

[drifting ivy]

Ok Maliketh's second phase can be described like this: Hyper dog wolf on crack with sword does 360 in then air and destroys you

[void slate]

I mean not you but you can

[rough drum]

Donation roll can

[void slate]

What are your thoughts on albino kangaroo

[onyx schooner]

Advanced Rat

[void slate]

I never knew a kangaroo can have such worried expression on their face

[void slate]

❗

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IR0jG/0dcdaeea88.png found it

[signal iris]

yupp

[mild crystal]

what is that ?

[onyx schooner]

amoggy

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-sus-yhk-among-twerk-among-us-twerk-gif-23335803

[void slate]

Claire I'm flushed 😳

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/the-binding-of-isaac-isaac-dumpy-twerk-gif-21593756

[void slate]

This is just wrong

[twin skiff]

Guys stop posting these, it causing me anxiety please thing of my health

[maiden linden]

https://tenor.com/view/the-binding-of-isaac-isaac-dumpy-twerk-gif-21593756

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/club-penguin-dance-club-penguin-gif-22930200

[void slate]

Thoughts and prayers

[twin skiff]

on a serious note how do the mods not see this lol.

[barren dagger]

see what lmao

[vestal ember]

loser

[void slate]

winner

[signal iris]

i drove past a dead kangaroo yesterday

[void slate]

_>

[signal iris]

actually not a rare occurrence

[fickle sentinel]

Is running over a kangaroo in Australia like running over a deer in America

[maiden goblet]

prolly

[queen osprey]

i shot a kangaroo once

[hardy mesa]

AHHH

[onyx schooner]

this boss fucking sucks

[sharp vale]

Tell us the story

[sharp vale]

Too real. I'm still yet to log in and finish the fight

[queen osprey]

went to shoot rabbits

met a farmer

let us shoot a kangaroo on his farm

[sharp vale]

No way

Why

[queen osprey]

(not his kangaroos)

they were wild

[sharp vale]

Is the kangaroo population high there?

[queen osprey]

they are a pest here

[sharp vale]

Fair

You want to go roo hunting, pat?

That's funny

Kangaroos are exotic everywhere in the world except straya

[queen osprey]

we gut it in the field

and took it home

ate it

[sharp vale]

How'd it taste

[queen osprey]

good

[sharp vale]

Good

[queen osprey]

farmer was crazy

[sharp vale]

Can you post the genshin impact sticker now

[queen osprey]

his fence was linedf with dead rabbits

[sharp vale]

Jesus

[queen osprey]

dead rabbits and dead foxes

[sharp vale]

Why?

[queen osprey]

like a deterrent

[sharp vale]

Trapped fence)

Oh yeah

[queen osprey]

they see their homies and stay away

was his thinking

[sharp vale]

Some woodsy people would kill and gut/skin some animals and leave them behind to either attract or deter animals

[queen osprey]

nah they werent dying on the fence, he shot them and hung them up

[sharp vale]

Idk how it would be a deterrent

Deterrent to some animals? Yes bc of survival instinct

But that would only attract bigger shit

[signal seal]

some dude in the town i grew up in had like 30 deer skulls on his garage

[queen osprey]

we only have rabbits/foxes/deer/kangaroos

no big stuff

[signal seal]

weird af he moved or died or something and they're gone now

[queen osprey]

id never trophy hunt

[sharp vale]

Pat should trophy hunt

[west tree]

I wish there were shoes that could help ppl run insanely faster. Like bouncy shoes made for running. 😲