#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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what if he had a small hat and complexes about it so that he was called big hat sarcastically by his enemies
medium hat logan
Logan the youtuber?
logan the tiktoker
i want to be like big hat logan
You'd go to fancy ladies and be like - Madam do you want to see my big hat, wink wink, and she'd be like - I already see it you dumbass.
wonder what the biggest hat on elden ring is
i don't need women if i have a big hat
Mother's hat
my 3 biggest hats
i should be a man now . i will grow pp right now
i hold your life in the palm of my hand
Man I thought this was a video, clicked on it and became disappointed
🌴
omg booba
ok so i decided to finally hug the deathbed lady
who do i give the weathered dagger to?
antlers
Guys I think that Batman and Shrek crossover would be a good idea
yes, nyx

D
I lost
oh, ok, so i looked at a guide and thought i fucked up because it doesnt mention that, but i did it, ez
now im assuming I kill rahnahnandandan
Now do a special card operation and tell them you won
go and kill his horse leonard or whatever
... where he be...
the bossfight is titled ‘Radahn’ but ur really just fighting his horse
his horse literally survives a space catapult
oh, good to know
CRIMSON VALSTRAX MOMENTO
dude fuck this black knife catacombs, the skeletons wont die even if i smack their fucking grounded bones
it was the minion
Should I go to sleep?
A - Yes, B - Yes
C - Yes, D - Mean 😦
;d
I shouldn't go to sleep ? 😦
yes don’t ever sleep
I might die from that
Do you know that scientists know people need sleep but they aren't sure why it's so necessary
yeah but can we really trust these “scientists”
Trump card?
learn 2 cook
but is doing it with an air fryer worth it
ye
Which rejected Doomguy face is your favorite?
yes
Yah Air Fryers are convenient
Air fryers are where it's at for frozen food
Hell just small batch stuff in general
air fryers are literally made by god himself and handed down to use mere mortals
how about kill the dude raising them ?
- gay
hella gay
turkey doom guy is great
late answer but yes
i was in the shower, bozo
no u koe
why do people in this server make me wanna eat rusty nails sometimes lew

and i cant say the name because thats witchhunting 
OffTopic2
hi
true i hate that nene person

cant believe nene would get other people to block him
especially by misinterpreting something, smh
kneeknee so mean......
so true
get them out of there repter
What
just @ me next time you want to say you hate me
smh cant believe this guy... his elden ring takes... i bet u didnt even 2nd try rennala!!
also im in redmane castle and spooked
lmao I still can't believe I did caelid first, I didn't realize i wasn't supposed to 
well, im preeeetty much ready? im below 60 levels but my weapon's good
What's ur build?
i dont exactly have a build, but ive been rocking this and havent gotten hardstuck https://puu.sh/IQQim/281e7be7ad.jpg
heavy claymore
Swag
im in a cutscene with the weird guy announcing a rahandandnadna thing
chad gameplay, don't minmax, play how you want
which is the exact opposite of me who looked up builds and gear within 2h of starting 
yea thats my plan
I'm at a boss that pissed me off so I'm over leveling so I can whop him
why does this area's music sound like the halo theme
https://puu.sh/IQQjw/dd3c1d218c.jpg haha im in danger
which one? put in spoilers 👀
o also, forgort to say, my heavy claymore is +13
could get higher but im already here
|| https://puu.sh/IQQmA/1d20c0df17.jpg || I did not know how to avoid other than rolling
im guessing run
Use the hros and run across the field and back
You can roll to dodge that attack but it's hard to time imo
neenort 🥺
the funny meteor, it caught everyone off guard
it is done
oh my god he was so frustrating, I ended up using the phone a friend feature and got frost to come use the funny magic spell to kill him
stop being so good at the game please?!?!
3rd try 😎
Let me phone a friend too
Had to make sure to get blaidd in, idk if it matters or not for the ques-- oh and gigantic stars ok
little neenort
neenort is the name
smacking things with a stick is my game-- 73k runes from him??
I still can't believe fromsoft nerfed him tbh
precious little baby neenort 
it's unlike them to make the game easier
how'd he get nerfed? less damage/hp?
idk exactly but I know he was nerfedf
nice copypasta
@desert crater 1. copypasta cringe
2. this is #💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk not #💬destiny-chat
3. copypasta cringe
get shit on

oh shit now i can go to the divine tower i already have open and get his rune active
and never use it cause mohg's is just better 
i havent met mohg! but i am using godrick's which is nice for now
X|X|X|X|X|DX
uhh.. do I mean godrick then
I think I mean godrick, whatever gives like +5 to everything
thats the one
then yes let me rephrase
and never use it cause mohg's godrick's is just better 
i wonder if im strong enough to defeat the great pot's champions now
ooo, radahn's aint too bad
what does it do? I legit don't know 
raises max hp, fp and stamina
ah not too bad
i'd still prefer a buff to all of my attributes tho
ugh, I kinda want to play density cause I haven't played in a week+
but I also want to play ER, but I don't know what to do in it apart from start NG+ but I'm not emotionally ready for that yet
if you do play density atleast do vow's 1st challenge 3 times for loot
maybe i'll do ER for now, got lunch in ~50, then i'll commit den
im gonna be honest, i think randy was the easiest fight so far
probably not wrong tbh, took me the fewest attempts
the dragonkin soldier was easy too but he had like 0 poise
but we both did it post nerf
where'd you fight dragonkin?
I didn't think you'd be at nokstella yet
Ainsel river!
There's a few branches, I've found out
Nokstella isn't accessable until after Randy, so you're only in the sub areas until then
oh go figure, I legit didn't realize you could fight him yet
yeah, you can access ainsel at any time, surprisingly
I went and fought him like 3 days ago for steam achievements... I'm slightly over levelled for him
it kinda hurts with the bunch of instant death enemies tho
Semp you should like help me with that boss yk?!
ugh I can try, I hate him with a passion as much as you do
o shidd, i can buy the smithing stone 1 and 2 infinitely, real progress

i was also told i should kill all the merchants, but going to their spots spawns a real tough invader, so uh... maybe no?
Bet
oh rip rogier
forgot he was dying
https://puu.sh/IQQyj/8a4cc3ef8e.png still have no idea what room this is talking about
oh shit i need to dupe the hell out of randy's rememberance, i like his stuff
After you progress to one of the next major areas hint: ||you need to get both pieces of a medallion||, then a door will open
I have both of the Dectus (and have used the medallion), so I'm assuming you mean the Halig one?
you've been up to atlus plateau?
you mean the poopguy room? that's what she's talking about?
yis
Im assuming I need to go further, because all he does is tell me that im lucky that he cant kill me here, pretty much
yeah he has a little fetch quest thing
@hollow marten are we doing now or nah? I need to go do thinigs irl
tbh i just wanna kill him, so i hope i get to do that later, im already set on the age of the stars ending because that sounds neat
If you don't have time now then later is cool
https://puu.sh/IQQOo/dd7a37e0db.jpg
@golden mica
I don't even remember waht that is
looks like a graphics spaz out
textures aren't loaded it's a normal catacomb i think

I've had exactly 1 graphics spaz so far
one of the underground sections just turned insane
I am still at zero
💀 this mf got RoB at lvl 15
o
Go back and try getting it at Level 15 yourself now that you have more experience w the game
It's not that hard
Just gotta y'know die a few tens of times and not make a mistake
no shot you did the route he did though lol, was a bunch of interesting wrongwarps etc
game still able to jumpscare me after all this time, god I hate it 
Idk man I just brute force my way through things bc I liked playing under leveled
Tbf I would've had my nerves spike thinking that it was gonna hitbox me off the cliff sides
I don't believe you did godfrey hitless at lvl 15
yeetim eats hot chips and lies
how is elden ring chat on this fine evening
okay
I didn't
Never claimed I did I just said it couldn't be that hard.
Hi skill hi skill 
My most proud accomplishment in any souls game is beating the dancer of the boreal valley at lvl 10 in DS3 but tbf she's a really predictable boss
And she's weak to electricity so you can just spam the electric coat on your weapon for extra damage
i need to caption this but lazy
see if the bot i have works still
@barren dagger play wif me
on wat
Idk
ur my friend now
Duk
oh no a loser adding me help

yo
What
you said duk so i responded
ok
I'm boutta just start walking
Would you like to see a puppy
do you have blops 3?
L bozo that's nothing
I would like to see a puppy
No
sadge, custom zombies is goated

90$ per tank L bozo
i have this


** NOT USING A ELECTRIC VEHICLE IN 2022**
Buy me one
Affording an electric vehicle in 2022

Being able to charge your electric vehicle in 2022
i hate my friends
It's still not viable to realistically own an electric car in 2022 unless it's a hybrid
Here in Houston I see Tesla's never move from their parking spots because mfs are used as weekend cars instead of daily drivers bc charging them is so unconventional
Just own a V8, most of them are more reliable anyways
Eventually everyone will have to purchase an electric vehicle no?
Yeah, but not any time soon
I know governments are trying to go full electric by 2025 but that's realistically impossible
We'd need at least ten to fifteen years of infrastructure updates to make that VA viable strategy
Most cities need to be heavily modified to handle charging ports for vehicles, vehicle charging is also incredibly slow and inefficient, and some electric infrastructures are heavily outdated
Houston, one of America's largest cities, has a struggling electric grid, and has little to No support for electric cars, implementing all the needed support would take 20 years at least
Even then, electric cars are still far more harmful for the environment than gas cars
not if the energy comes from renewables like solar or wind
granted the mines where they get the raw material for the battery cause acid rain, etc. but we don't worry about THAT part of the world (sarcasm)
According to a mortality rare based on carbon pollution, an electric vehicle kills 3x as many people as a hybrid does
A regular V8 gas car like mine is literally incomparable
source
As far as I'm concerned, a 7 year old source is still a valid source
That's what we were taught in highschool anyways
they're using technology that's been made obsolete
As long as it doesn't exceed 10 years
and you're in Texas they teach you the trail of tears was a happy hike
Incorrect
bro they just banned like every book
They teach us about Texas history as if it matters
Should've waited for the punchline
Texas history is pretty brutal and ugly though isn't it
It's fucking lame and unnecessary
The Alamo 🙄
Remember the Alamo, WHO GIVES A SHIT
I'mma ask my mother if she cares about the Alamo
Guess what, she doesn't
And she's Mexican
Anyways
anyways, the improvements made to, and being made to batteries in the passed 7 years is exponential
I had great education up until I moved to texas
Real, but the harm caused by unimproved power sources for an increase in electric vehicles, still outweighs the harm of gas cars
y he kinda look like me
windmills are pretty fantastic at producing energy, we should embrace them
like the rest of the 1st world
they're also beautiful
The production of one (1) Tesla is far more harmful for the environment than even 10 of my (estimated) challengers
source
then i call shenanigans
Fair
my VW produces 10,000 more co2's than a tesla in 1 minute
It's an estimation based on the damage caused to the environment based on excessive mining, deaths by mining pollution, CO2, etc
One Tesla PRODUCED bingo
L
this article says 1 tesla s would need to do 13,000 miles before it's more efficent than a Corolla
i did it on purpose so it didn't embed an article in half the screen
Oh
copy/paste if you actually care 🙄
I did I read it
and it's just balony
Reuters analyzed data generated by an Argonne National Laboratory model
*but they didn't provide that data
no the tesla is less harmful if driven more than 13k miles
Oh
I stick to my guns on that point
The production of one tesla is extremely harmful to the environment
i don't care, because my car will last me a long time and a tesla is impractical to buy
Manufacturing those batteries requires a lot of pollution
but if i was in an urban area i would shop tesla 100%
Far more pollution than several challengers
they're nice cars, objectively
The only gripe I have about electric cars is how counter intuitive they are
bro those people at Mopar are dumping oily mop water into the detroit river
They're impractical in 90% of areas and they're far more harmful at the end of the day
DETROIT? Big L, based, I throw my batteries in the ocean, MOPAR BABY
How was that too long...
Electric cars will NEVER be the future
I haven't read the whole convo but as much as I'd like to you to keep your car as long as you can so you don't have to spend money buying a new one. 1/2
It would take an entire generation of people for electric cars to phase in the way people want them to
Eventually a majority of the population will have to switch to a electrical car. 2/2
oh i can't reply to deleted ocmments...
I have a 2017 car bout in 2016 with <50,000 miles on it
Hybrids and efficient gas ARE the future
Porsche has a team developing cleaner and more efficient fuel that RAISES horsepower and MPG while reducing emissions
Quite literally, for the sake of the planet.
eh, my dad said in detroit when he was a kid, they'd burn leaves every year in the fall. then one year the smoke never went away.
and it got banned after that
out with the old, in with the new
It's experimental but their work is promising
What we really need is more efficient methods of burning natural resources
people have been making new fuels as long as i've been alive
they use propane in Asia you know
Because electric cars won't be in for a long ass time
normal cars with propaine
No wonder smog is bad over there
Propane combusts incredibly fast those cars must be getting like 10MPG
That too
but mostly when i was there it was farmers
But you get my point
Propane burns too fast to be an efficient fuel
Burns too fast and releases far more CO2
you also have to get everyone out of the car when you fill the gas tank
Gas will be a staple in transportation for a long time
Electric cars would ruin society if we pushed them too early
yeah wait for all the lead poisoned boomers to get old and retire in nursing homes
Literally the entire world would slow down with electric cars due to how inefficient it is to charge them
Takes too long, not enough mileage, batteries lose efficiency every single month, and there's not enough support in 90% of major countries
That's why most Tesla's unironically end up in Tesla junkyards
Car chat hours
End up getting junked and reused for parts for other Tesla's because majority the market has no need for Tesla junk
Go get a car and join us, Bozo
like it or not, gas will get tuned out eventually
electrics are not ready to become the standard at the moment, and probably wont be for a long time to come
but they def will come
Gas will never be phased out
There's just nothing that produces as much power, as fast, and as effectively, as gas EXCEPT for nuclear power
at the moment :)
I support nuclear power very much
i just putter about in my 2001 CRV and want for little 
But most people don't like nuclear power
make the eurorats come up with fusion energy faster 🤝
Infact, nuclear power would heavily solve our power issue in terms of electric cars needing more infrastructure and support
people do poor jobs securing their nuclear power. it's very safe but it's also not, and the waste is waste for literally 1000's of years
Literally the most advanced companies started focusing on different forms of fuel incorporating gas and effective burning methods, gas will be replaced by: MORE GAS.
I feel like nuclear power is the absolute go to
we have air and solar available to use every day, yet we don't utilize it
the air will never leave
and solar is insane, you literally harness the power of the sun
europe is moving towards that path slowly from what i remember
I remember Elon musk saying something along the lines about how wind based power would be incredibly hard to maintain and incredibly ineffective. Take that as you will
yeah EU has tons of windmills
Bc y'know. Elon musk
was so neat to drive through the fields
band-aids for now
He's either incredibly reputable, or he's not, there is no in between
dude is on space drugs we can't afford Yeet, don't listen to a word he says
electric is not ready yet, therefore the need for more efficient and clean gas is needed
which is why we have that innovation going on
But what he did say was pursuing solar power would be far more effective
that does not change the fact that electric is the future
Electric is not the future
well solar = electric
ELECTRIC = FUTURE
and yet neither is gas
Idk why people are so bent on that.
we've kept a rover driving around on mars for a decade with solar
idk why ur so bent that its not
woo dee doo its the same conclusion thats been reached 1000x over my lawd
Electricity or bust!
There's just nothing that can power the entire global scale of humanity on just electric generation
fellow zappmaxxer in chat 🤝
Doing so would require literally rapidly doing what we're trying to avoid
as of now, you are correct :)
think of it this way, there is a finite amount of fuel on Earth, but sun and air is infinite
They can!
we could harness the power of the earths core 
The thing is, we'd need to destroy a majority of environments on earth to harness electric energy to its full potential
based on what?
there's plenty of ways to harness clean energy at the moment, you even mentioned nuclear yourself
build solar right into highways
And even then we still need to develop efficient methods of harnessing electric energy because there's a lot of loss that goes into transferring solar, hydro, kinetic, and wind power
solar is so advanced it can be pavement
magine not using hydro electricity in 2022
Not to mention each form of generation comes with extreme downsides
which is why it's the future my dude
the tech is not ready yet, that is the only reason gas still thrives
Nuclear would be best option
Yeah but my point is, electric energy won't be a staple in our generation
Fukushima though
can't judge that really
shit happens and gets fucked with nuclear
Nuclear is trash !
man that was gross negligence
yes that's how humans are
We need to pursue more clean and more efficient gas to give more development time for electric
Gas = bad
And even then if we succeed in making gas 4.0 we'd end up using that for the next 300 years
Solar energy hasn't been heavily implemented due to thermodynamics and overall increase in temperatures as well as damage to the aviation/avian economy.
Birds and other air based entities get yoinked


Also wind farms lose a lot of efficiency over time
16% net loss has been recorded for wind farms per 10 years
8% would be okay, MAYBE. But 16% loss every ten years? Unfathomable looking at how much it costs to make, sustain, and how little return we get out of it.
ooo scarrry! booooomm-- i dont care let me own a nuclear reactor in my pc NOW
Gas big W
my high school was powered by geothermal
Gonna power my PC graphics card with a radiator, oil cooler, gas, and miniature combustion engine making 20horsepower so I can play Minecraft at 8K resolution with fully realistic graphics and raytracing
sounds like a dream come true
I wish

kirby car
kirby car
If PC's could realistically run off other power sources like gas and engines to make those chips run colder and have more power, you could genuinely have some insane performance on a PC
Only thing stopping PCs from being insanely powerful is power consumption and cooling
Build a gas powered PC with me
okay
Major W
Gonna buy some motor grade coolant and tubing to make a liquid cooled PC powered by a small generator with a high voltage power supply, extra heat sinks, thermal paste, and slap a turbo on the generator
Gonna play Minecraft with every mod installed, textures, etc
(this is actually not a feasible idea nor would it work but it's fun to think about)
theres not even gas and theyre already giving it 4.0, just like they did with stasis?
Ges has been revolutionized several times in the past 200 years
ik but i was making a joke yknow
probably an unfunny one but still
Went from steam, to coal, to several experimentations of liquid gas, to different octanes
To unleaded octanes
So now we just gotta wait for gas 4.0


L post ninja go back to og pfp
60 fps mod out day one NICE!
time to play elden bling
i regret buying this at gamestop this morning now
playing on switch cringe :/
i can return it for a full refund right
Reporting you to Nintendo Ninjas
Yes L bozo
shut yo goofy ass up
Elden @signal seal
this pfp is a classic
no idea I emulate
why dont you emulate some bitches
Big L that PFP goofy you goob




💩
goofy goober ahh 💀
Bc it's not the same as getting real bitches
Ratio'd by YEETIM
hyuck hyuck, thats the sound of some goofy ass chatters

i woke up at 9pm
Imagine not being able to sleep big L
L bozoid
SkiLL Lssue
Three Ls in that name and not a single W
What we listening to tn
hmmmm
Friday Night Plans 5th SG “Plastic Love” (2018.12.5 OUT)
Friday Night Plans - 'Plastic Love' Cover Version (Original Song by Mariya Takeuchi)
Vocals by Friday Night Plans
Lyrics by Mariya Takeuchi
Music by Mariya Takeuchi
Arranged by Tepppei
“Plastic Love” Lyric Video https://youtu.be/p1gtgSgG0QM
MUSICIANS
Friday Night Plans ‥Vocals
Ayatake ...
very vibey

okay chaty
do you carry a travel toothbrush and toothpaste with you everywhere you go
Okay 👍
and in the middle of your day after eating lunch
stop to brush your teeth in a public bathroom
Who brushes their teeth? L bozo
unless i'm traveling? no
my friend has revealed this fact about himself and i do not know how to retaliate
i mean like
in your daily life
Genuinely, brushing your teeth too much damages your enamel and teeth
You can get a resistance so it's not really necessary to worry too much
like going to work in your desk you have a whole dental hygiene cabinet
two times a day keeps the teeth killers away
If it were me I'd just carry a small bottle of mouthwash
And use it after a meal like that
its the most serial killer thing ive ever heard someone say
like its fucking demented
Too true
I actually have this in my playlist I just remembered
From back in 2019
NEEDLESS TO SAY I KEEP HER IN CHECK
SHE WAS A BAD BAD NEVERTHELESS
CALLING IT QUITS YEAH BABY I'M A WRECK

THINKIN IN A BAD WAY LOSING MY GRIP
its a track during the leap of faith scene
"What's Up Danger" is the second single from the official soundtrack album Spider-Man™: Into the Spider-Verse (available December 14, 2018). The film opens in theaters nationwide the same day. Get the song here: https://SpiderMan.lnk.to/WhatsUpDangerYD
For more info on Blackway:
https://instagram.com/iamblackway
https://twitter.com/iamblackway
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Look at some men.
Live slug reaction
Hell yeah
live slug reaction
slug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbuCFWYLVQY&list=PLu7jikIJMO7D0FOywd9GGThL1Cl6ZFqV5&index=92 this is pretty vibey too
Uhhhh
Time to get something from the yeetim list
@thin kelp
https://open.spotify.com/track/2rBZ51poWPQH9Fx8nTJv53?si=OPPWP_cXRse9FfRoAfe4EQ&utm_source=copy-link
This deserves the lebron James vibing emoji
Post ninja I got one
i thought he said "ready for takeoff, cock beat" 💀
LOL
A certified hood classic

carti vibes
SHE WANNA MEET CARTI
SHE WANNA MEET CARTI
THAT BIH IS A BARBIE
I got another from the yeetim list
@thin kelp
https://open.spotify.com/track/61KoN6PlBhQD7sivCcf0hA?si=FvFYtJzhTXaR05zFIAjbcg&utm_source=copy-link

Yeetim list goes hard
https://open.spotify.com/track/1cOVM7E3WZchifwUBf1FHT?si=-Gv98tHQShertVzl-nNMMg&utm_source=copy-link
gonna head into halo infinite, play it in the background
I'll make a new one specifically of vibes bc the one I have is filled with rock, punk, emo, some hardcore, etc. Just a variation of genres
alr bet
wtf,, RIP taylor hawkins
bruh
Yes
do we know how?
overdose
We lost a real one today. Foo fighters lost a real one today
rrly?
Colombia is a drug destination though
i dont see that anywhere
That he died in Columbia or that it's a drug hotspot?
apparently they were doing a show there
nothing about overdose?
this site says local news found him in hotel room in colombia
but there's no source or anything
will always remember christopher walken pronouncing foo fighters
was really funny, actually first learned about them there
there goes my hero, he's ordinary.
yeah and how he died hasnt been said yet
yeah
its so weird...i just finished learning "cold day in the sun" on my drums last night
I DID diamond casino with friend
out with 700k 😎
SEE ME RUN SEE ME RUN
RUNNIN TIL MY LUNGS MIGHT GIVE
Those are just a couple of songs I have scrambled together
I have way too many playlists for different genres
That's not even a third of it
Should've added crew by GoldLink in ut
test


What songs have you listened to
Any favorites or haven't picked any out yet
bitch
oi oi
bro im in shock
wha happen
yeah 

Post the genshin impact emoji
There he is
she
No I mean like

There YOU are
fortnite battle pass
There he (pat) is (posting his iconic emoji)
thats hot
L bozo
SIKE
Too late
🇱 too late lol no hard feelings
can pat pls stop posting genshin stickers 
Why do you use this so much
i hate genshin
i like genshin
dont murder me pls
because i do whatever i want
you should play gta then
never post a genshin sticker again 
Duh doi but what's the interest in it

What do you like so much about it
gta is better if you like games where you do whatever you want
what boi

i hope u lose ur 50/50 to Qiqi
awww
i think so
id ban you from this server without blinking an eye
i dont have spotify i gotta put these in a playlist and watch them again
fortnite battle pass
dont forget that
Too true oomfie
pat is the worst mod on the server and is from OCE (more than enough reason to clown) but gets a pass for having a 🇵 name
🅿️ushin 🅿️
🇵
deez nuts
I BE IN THE COURT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKIN LAWYER
do u promise


🥶 🥶 he spitting 🗣️ 🗣️
@wind axle https://i.imgur.com/AHTprsw.png
person complaining about ||final boss|| not taking ||bleed|| damage 
actual monkeys
woah now
bleed copers when their wife starts bleeding (her water broke)
I love how he's complaining the final boss isn't melting 
also "no chance", mf I got it done
thats not what that means
It is now
car chat 
Freebird Friday over
still 10pm for me 

After 3 days of hay fever I finally brought hay fever tablets 
bro what are these tanks in fortnite rn
you remove building to implement gunfights but you add a fucking tank?
apparently its been a bit better without building
better than dee two pvp thats for sure
I still think its an odd move removing the mechanic that set your game apart from other brs
but apparently people like it?
it's better because now you can get into a fight without some kid building a four star hotel in like 0.3 seconds
true true
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i think the mode should be optional in the future for those who care
, i haven't touched fortnut in like 5 years
all i know now about it is naruto, master halo and kratos are in it and can do the default dance
naruto skIN?

i won't shit on a game not meant for me so i don't care if it has master halo or some other character in it
master halo lmfao
holy shit its him
real
he's insulting me
.swol
can ya'll tell me wtf this looks like to ya'll?... I thought that was a finger but that does not look like a finger
what do fingers look like to you
its a soda...
Yhorm
my favorite ds3 boss
only people who are bad complain about building in fortnite
where did that come from
idk, probably fishing
just say you need to build to stay alive, its ok if your aim isnt good enough
kovaaks 2.0 baby
they were literally JUST talking about fortnite u are annoying
this is a really dumb take
🤝
its not, unless you apart of the sub 10% that are great at both, you more than likely crutched on the building to make up for aim
i am unironically good at fortnite so i guess so
vice versa, I have a lot better aim than I can consistently build over someone
why are you so mad lmao
ya im fumin
I think its cool, but again, the whole premise of this BR was to be unique with its building, idk why they would remove it or just make the no building a perma mode
I just wanna let the game die
probably was a loud enough outcry for that kind of mode, then
loud enough to completely remove? I doubt it. turning it in to an LTM? reasonable.
did they remove building altogether?
pretty sure, cannot confirm tho. I redownloaded it to try it out but havent gotten around to actually play
no they did not it was a temporary little change for fun
itll be reverted in a couple days
it just feels like worse pubg n apex if im being honest, gameplay looks so boring
pubg is bad
gotcha, I couldnt see them fully removing it
I wouldn't say bad since its making yet another comeback but its a lot different
if u think pubg is more entertaining than fortnite u r hard biased
last I played pubg it was spending 10 minutes running in a straight line and then getting domed by someone with a kar98 in a building a km away
me
i used to play apex, got to diamond in ranked but then i quit and now i’m doodoo
biased? its an opinion not an argument. its like saying to Tenz "If you like valorant, you're biased"
bruh shush
use your brain a little, it helps with stuff like this

nene did you enter red aids land yet
yooo shut uppp lolll!
yea i killed randy, it was a handul of hours ago lol
how hard did u find him
i killed him 3rd try, 1st death was figuring out the comet attack aoe, 2nd was a gamecrash, 3rd was ez
ah ur using magic
what level?
nope, str fth, fth for self buffs
oh real?
i was like 57?
most melee users struggle a lot with radahn
damn you're kinda gaming
^
me with my UGS was pain
yea i did it with double katanas and i’d just get caught mid cycle and cope
He wasnt too bad, I heard he was nerfed, but I dont care lol
I know they nerfed him a bit last update but that's still impressive
I'm a claymore gamer
oh he was nerfed
apparently it wasnt' a huuuge nerf
yeah
tbh he probably needed it
radahn was kinda nutty on drop for anyone not abusing magic
idk what they nerfed but i assume it was attack damage
my first attempt at radhann is so funny to me
some of his attacks were bs
like that one where he summoned 50 million orbs and 3 of them would oneshot you
that one was so easy to avoid tho
you just ran parallel to him and none of them would hit you
yea but the damage on it was insane for smth that small
I guess
honestly I think my most deaths were to uhhh... fuck, whats his name, the boss before godrick
a lot of my radahn deaths came from those flying out from him and me not seeing them due to his model size
margit
because i had to hug him to do damage
most of my deaths were me gettign too greedy with my melee combos and eating a sword
margit killed me the most purely because i did not respect him and tried to rollspam
i think it’s prolly the same with everyone
or the aoe wave attack
margit took me like 30 tries or smth goofy
margit was like 10 or something for me
i never really ate swords, it was all magic attacks that got me
and then first tried godrick 
Ive first tried more bosses than ive been stuck at, so eat that, margit
radhann I spetn like 30 tries
ngl godrick was underwhelming
and then after radhann everything was fine until Commander Niall which took a few
godrick was, but I think he was the introduction to the larger bosses, maybe
bro commander niall needs to be removed from the game
that fight makes me mald so much
ok ok he's actually probalby my favourite fight
once you find your rythm you can like dance around him
i hate that fight
is commander niall really that bad? also is that the guy with the winged hat
he just really really really punished getting greedy
solely because it has banished knights
the knights you can just kill instantly off the bat
the boss himself isnt too bad
souls bosses with ads 
i just hate the fact he summons banished knights
but they die so fast
they’re the only enemy in the game i struggle with
focus sword first and then you're gucci
imagine a boss with the teleporting asshole boss from the catacombs as ads
i was literally like 150 when i fought him and the knights took 3/4 WAs each
they’re not really squishy
you can stun/burn the swords knight before it gets its funny beyblade attack off and then you're fine
WA?
weapon arts
ah
Idk if its just colossal sword things but I just jump attacked them and they broke poise so fast
yea thats why
I struggled wayyy more with boss moves than knights
i use funny katanas they do like 0 poise damage
ah
boss was easy for me he has like 3 moves
speaking of poise, i fucking hate how little baby hits still stagger me at 31 poise
funny whirlwind into straight kick, aoe into lightning air kick and sm else
31 poise isn't a lot of poise nene
i still have no understanding of poise values then
you can get up to like 70-80 poise but yea its annoying
I have a friend on a caster build and they have 45 or something
i have 70 poise when i’m actually trying and like 25 poise when i’m wearing drip
meanwhile I'm sitting here with 29 poise while 2 handing lol
Id use the balderwhatever blessing but uhhh... fia is gone because i gave the dagger to D and hes gone
drip>actual armour
i only put armour on for hard boss fights
armour mitigates so little damage anyway
i gotta do nokron and progress the quest for beloved ranni for anything to happen i think
basically just malenia
I feel like 90% of the tiem better armour wont have saved you
dude i wanna run randy's armor with my goofy hat but its so HEAVY
i hope i get a 4th talisman slot or smnth so i can up my weight
(or go beat the big pots champs and get his thing)
Well, I need to just progress further, then
idk how many slots there are in default
Ive been running hp+ and stam regen+ with the third being situational
yea its 4
i tend to just run HP+, immense physical defence, continuous attack buff and sm else
immense physical defense and cont atk buff? cant wait to get those
i have not even seen a basic gdt
i forgot the full name
Dragoncrest Greatshield ++
reduces all phys damage by 20%
it’s a big lifesaver but you find it in haligtree
why is that called that?
same w/ the continuous attack talisman its from the millicent quest
because i stole it
i still have no idea who millicent is and i have heard their name several times from friends, where on earth does the quest start?
aids land
caelid
aids land buh where
nop. i need to start hitting more landmarks
basically there’s a shack behind that village with a weirdo in a red hood
he tells u to deliver a needle to his daughter or w/e
have u found the swamp of aeonia?
i dont have a lot of caelid land marks
no one blames you its caelid
i went in, got a few basic ones, divine tower, eventually got to randy
and now im going back after getting all of uh... the lake of whatever stuff
does the kindred of rot or whatever drop from the other choice in her story?
cos idk how u get it
how do i change my server name in this server
@silk hornet #858040368523902976
ty
@signal seal finally getting around to pvping, i use bleed godskin needle and Eleonoras
Also got a buckler wit golden parry
da golden parry
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