💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[thin kelp]

true

[sharp stratus]

who is the current canon joker? leto, phoenix, or keoghan?

mid sounds pretty good for being cooked for months in a chrysler

[desert pilot]

probably keoghan now

[sharp stratus]

these recasts are killing me

[desert pilot]

same

[sharp stratus]

and this batman is like the 3rd revision of his origin story on screen

[desert pilot]

i think this is the best one so far

[sharp stratus]

i liked the take on the joker causing batman's parents'' death in phoenix's movie a lot tbh

[desert pilot]

the joker was a great movie

[sharp stratus]

||though i like the moral grey area that permeated pattinsons origin story too||

[desert pilot]

i wish pattinsons bruce wayne was better but its alright

pattinsons batman is great tho

[sharp stratus]

its different, but i could totally realistically see someone coming through his ordeal as angsty and conflicted as pattinson portrayed him

[desert pilot]

i prefer the playboy bruce wayne

thats how he is supposed to be

putting up a persona so no one suspects anything

[sharp stratus]

ive always loved the angle where bruce/batman is just as crazy as insane as the villains he fights, he just is crazy on the good side so the hypocrisy is tolerated

[thin kelp]

maybe it was before he knew how to put on that persona

[desert pilot]

that might be true

[thin kelp]

i like the movies for showing that he's not invincible, dude gets clapped like a couple times thoughout film

[desert pilot]

||that gliding scene was incredible||

[thin kelp]

true

[sharp stratus]

||yeah him actually getting the fight knocked out of him by taking a shotgun blast point blank at the end was nice. i was scared theyd just have him walk it off.||

[thin kelp]

that was sick, esp the flare part too

[desert pilot]

||that scene afterwards where he injects himself with something got me thinking it was venom||

[sharp stratus]

||i awlays cant help but wonder what the hell his suits are made of lmao. that stuff eats military grade ammunition like its candy||

[thin kelp]

||he stole vibranium from marvel ||

[desert pilot]

||he's a billionare he can easily afford all the most advanced shit||

[cold nebula]

I made a vow to quit smoking. Then I bought Elden Ring..

[thin kelp]

nirvana in batman fit really well, i liked it as much as whats up danger in "into the spiderverse"

[desert pilot]

rip

[cold nebula]

@versed bramblenaldo

the hell

Where is Rando?

[desert pilot]

@hard spindle

you spelled it wrong

[cold nebula]

Moon Moon

[void slate]

Breaking news, Apple wants to start selling iPhone as a subscription

[desert pilot]

no fucking way

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/joseph-stalin-soviet-gesture-cigar-gif-15512721

[thin kelp]

lmao

[sharp stratus]

what a killer mustache

[sharp vale]

Too many preservatives

[sharp stratus]

||i honestly thought he was gonna kill that dude after he injected himself.||

[rough drum]

I cant beive this ihop pepsi is real

[sharp stratus]

god bless modern science. we are going to live forever.

[desert pilot]

||he was fucking that man up||

[thin kelp]

buying now at my nearest ihop

[desert pilot]

||his nose was like completely gone too lmao||

[sharp stratus]

||that was one of those moments where i was like "yeaaah that guy would definitely be dead."||

[desert pilot]

||it was such a fucking awesome scene||

[hard spindle]

What

[desert pilot]

moon tried to ping you

[hard spindle]

Y

[desert pilot]

idk

ask him

[hard spindle]

Idc enough

[desert pilot]

damn

anyways i finally got the mask today

[void slate]

His gestures are like "What in the world... Kill that camera man"

[hard spindle]

I now care

[hard spindle]

Tik tok when??

[void slate]

Potassium is as hot as Stalin @hard spindle

[desert pilot]

i posted a video on my tiktok page

[hard spindle]

Yes

[hard spindle]

Brb

[sharp vale]

Too true

[void slate]

I should take a shower but I don't want to

[hard spindle]

What's yo tiktok again

[desert pilot]

i'll dm u

[hard spindle]

Ty

Okay that was a p funny 💀

[desert pilot]

i've had that joke in my head for like 2 weeks now

[void slate]

TikT🤮k

[signal iris]

i have like a 3 way split between women, men and enbies
w men, i prefer femboys lol

[hard spindle]

If you are burger King please do not lie

[desert pilot]

what is the price for your small fry

[hard spindle]

😭

[thin kelp]

wtf are enbies lmao never heard of that

[desert pilot]

non binary

[signal iris]

non-binary

[void slate]

https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupBot/status/1183442380244037632?t=SbVMsG46xEjcRPZPZyM7zQ&s=19

Emoji Mashup Bot (@EmojiMashupBot)

😌 relieved + 🤮 vomiting =

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Twitter · Oct 13, 2019, 6:00 PM

[thin kelp]

ahhh enbie -> n b

[signal iris]

yes

[thin kelp]

good one

[sharp stratus]

that is what all my hangovers are like

[void slate]

How are you Klara Kanapka

[signal iris]

just a faster way of saying it

[signal iris]

not good, lol

[void slate]

Are you relieved vomiting

[signal iris]

huh?

[void slate]

@signal iris

[signal iris]

nope

[void slate]

Cope

[sharp stratus]

seethe, even

[hard spindle]

[drifting ivy]

Standing here

I realize

You are just like me

Trying to make history

But who's to judge

The right from wrong

When our guard is down

I think we'll both agree

[sharp stratus]

kojima didnt die for this

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/all-the-fixins-mashed-potatoes-cats-jokes-thanks-for-dinner-gif-12916443

[drifting ivy]

That violence breeds violeeeence

But in the end it has to be this way

[desert pilot]

the only thing i know for real is better

[cold nebula]

I critically missed my face reveal a couple of days ago

[hard spindle]

I have seen ur face b4

I think

[sharp vale]

Don't matter I'm still hotter

[cold nebula]

Have you?

[sharp vale]

Big W

[cold nebula]

Pics or I win

[sharp vale]

FOR ONCE A CLIENT COMES IN LISTENING TO ROCK MUSIC BIG W

[drifting ivy]

@sharp vale Hello lord of the greebling

[cold nebula]

That would be me

[sharp vale]

Ask rando

[sharp vale]

I am a lord yes

[cold nebula]

Huh why ask rando

[signal seal]

I always turn bluetooth off and find the techs listend to FM radio 😐

[cold nebula]

Anyone wiling to help the ultimate noob for Elden Rings?

[signal seal]

i have a CD player in my glove box (found that like 3 months after i bought the car) but i never use it

[sharp vale]

I never switch anything unless I have to test drive a car long distance

[drifting ivy]

what platform?

[signal seal]

they don't fuck with the seat position and that's all i care about

[cold nebula]

PC, but is not about joining me. I just started my question ius should I try loot Limegrave or just keep moving

[drifting ivy]

Does no one play the game on PS4?

[signal seal]

there's tons to do in limgrave

[sharp vale]

@signal seal I just took a massive L nvm

[signal seal]

no rush

[sharp vale]

Why's it always gotta be RIGHT NEXT TO THE CAT

[signal seal]

you bang your knuckles on the hot pipe 😦

[drifting ivy]

damn if i ever have a problem with my future car ima contact yeeitm

[signal seal]

idk why more companies don't just put them in the engine bay these days

also using a can instead of a filter life is pain

[sharp vale]

I prefer bottom of the engine tbh

I feel like engine bay filters kill fluid efficiency

[signal seal]

yes i too enjoy sitting underneath a 3500 lbs block of steel to unscrew something

i change my oil every 3k my valves are like mirrors

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/life-is-pain-au-chocolat-love-eat-hearts-gif-16802483

[signal seal]

the big issue is companies saying you can go 10k without a change

my dealer doesn't even fuss anymore when i schedule 3k intervals

they used to fuss about it

[drifting ivy]

On today's episode of my 1000th minecraft world that i will "definitely" still be playing in 2 weeks

[sharp vale]

I change my oil early AF but every 3k rule

[signal seal]

yeah i've just seen so many horror story 10k changers

[drifting ivy]

jesus mods were swift

[sharp vale]

Big L to anyone who does their oil changes above 3k

[sharp vale]

Huh wuh

[signal seal]

Rip Big L one of the best rappers of the 90's

[drifting ivy]

some wrote a lfg message here and mod deleted the message i think

[sharp vale]

Oh

[void slate]

@thin kelp

[drifting ivy]

YO IM CURRENTLY TRYING TO 100% IT

Game is so good

[sharp vale]

OH MY GOD WHAT AN L

[void slate]

WHAT L

[drifting ivy]

explain yourself.

[sharp vale]

Whoever did this oil change previously also got irritated at the placement of the filter

Since it's right next to a hot ass 150° pipe

And when I went to remove it, SHIT WAS LOOSE AF

And it's not supposed to be loose

Big L

[void slate]

don't show off with your oil or the americans might invade

[drifting ivy]

Ah, car stuff

[sharp vale]

I am the American

[void slate]

They will make you invade yourself

[signal seal]

should write on the filter a big sad face

for the next guy

[void slate]

eww loose shit

[drifting ivy]

i don't know anythign about cars, what is the problem with this?

[sharp vale]

Just an oil change, very simple. Problem is that my hand is right next to a pipe that can cause immediate third degree burns

[drifting ivy]

oh

that doesn't seem too fun

[sharp vale]

Part of da job

[void slate]

jobs are tight

[vestal ember]

simply unscrew it by holding the bottom and twisting

[open radish]

For the sake of all Memes. We commemorate Stephen Wilhite. A Legend. The creator of GIFs. The origin of memes. God Rest Your Soul.

[naive spade]

bugs

[sharp vale]

ANOTHER CUSTOMER COMES IN WITH A BANGER

Someone post the vibing cat emoji

[fickle sentinel]

You listen to the radio?

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vibing-jam-gif-18774874

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-rabbit-monkey-with-rabbit-ears-car-nekoglai-gif-24804988

[cold nebula]

Elden Ring is simply retarded on MKB

[signal seal]

all souls games are meant to play on controller

[sharp vale]

Not my car

[sharp vale]

Thanks peter

[stoic canyon]

Lol

[mild crystal]

Was gonna try this elden ring game before bed but
Guess I'll play it after work tomorrow instead

On a scale of 1-10 how good is it

[fickle sentinel]

My souls nerd friends love it

[mild crystal]

That doesn't surprise me 😂

It will be my first souls game

[fickle sentinel]

You either love them or hate them

You feel super weak in them and they're hard but that's kinda the point I guess

[mild crystal]

I like challenging games, I'll give it a fair try
If not then there goes £50

[proud saddle]

Should update description of seasonal contents and altar wells channel, since some think Wellspring is a seasonal content

[fickle sentinel]

You can always refund if under 2hr

[mild crystal]

Gotcha

[sacred oasis]

It’s almost my first souls game

It is very difficult and that’s putting it lightly

Also make sure to use a controller, imo

[cold nebula]

What if Star Horse meets Torrent

[sharp vale]

9

Ds3 was better

[fickle sentinel]

It looks cool and all but I'm not into games where the main draw is "it's hard"

[mild crystal]

I use controller for everything except fps games 👌
(I don't play mobas)

[sharp vale]

Elden ring isn't hard

[fickle sentinel]

Good fuck mobas

[sharp vale]

People rush into souls games like any other rpg and expect it to be a breeze

And then they see you can't just rush in

You actually have to think while you play. Nothing too dramatic obviously

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

Just enough to telegraph the moves of an enemy

[mild crystal]

I'm just gonna go in and summon 10 helpers all the time
That's the legit gamer way to play it right??

I was reading some of the 1 star reviews of the game and the complaints were so stupid lol

[hollow marten]

Its a solid 9.5 for me

I'm 100% addicted to it

[mild crystal]

???

I don't get it, cos I thought summoning was optional

[vestal ember]

this game is too easy because i purposely made it easy

great review

[mild crystal]

Literally so braindead lol, it's such a long review complaining about stupid crap

[hollow marten]

Troll mode

[unkempt plinth]

the use of can while expressing how easy it is

[mild crystal]

It's baffling

[round patrol]

ez game guys i almost like u can control how hard or ez you want the game to be

[mild crystal]

It's like playing a game, selecting "story/baby mode" out of the 3+ difficulty options and then complaining it's too easy

[unkempt plinth]

"elden ring needs an easy mode" you have an easy mode, "elden ring is too easy" then stop making it so easy for yourself

[mild crystal]

[signal seal]

@exotic leaf i'm watching succession and i've had to leave the room like 7 times in the first 20 minutes

it's like curb your enthusiasm on crack

[cold nebula]

I never summoned anything so far, not even an NPC

I reckon If I had a controller would be way more easier

[exotic leaf]

it's pretty funny while also having you on the edge of your seat

[signal seal]

yeah it's good

but jesus christ these characters

[mild crystal]

I just use some cheapo stadia 3rd party one I got off amazon lol

[exotic leaf]

roman is my favorite character so far lmao

[cold nebula]

I may look for some cheaper unknown brand

[signal seal]

I like the bread... goop

fucking dying

[exotic leaf]

theres literally a subreddit dedicated to how many times the word fuck is said in that show

[unkempt plinth]

game would be easier if the camera kept being locked on a field boss instead of a random squirrel

[signal seal]

you get the hang of it, i think i changed some of the camera lock settings

it hasn't happened to me in ages though

also you gotta know what bosses not to camera lock, like ulcerated tree sentinal or giants

[mild crystal]

LMAO

[strange finch]

dragons are pretty awful for camera lock aswell

[signal seal]

only lock to get headshots

then unlock if attacking the legs/body

[strange finch]

ye

[unkempt plinth]

I lock onto most bosses so I can position myself correctly for dodges and attack at any time

[strange finch]

yeah thats good practice

but good to know when its hurting more than its worth

[unkempt plinth]

only time I don't do it is mounted combat because it's way too disorientating on torrent

[clear phoenix]

ello

[mild crystal]

Hello PurpleGord

[cold nebula]

I spent 15 minutes trying to kill him and dropped nothing

🤣 🤣 🤣

[exotic leaf]

hardest boss dw

[cold nebula]

0 loot

[signal seal]

1 million for a home run i want to shut this off Lew

[unkempt plinth]

damn, you beat an endgame boss?

[signal seal]

I can't do this

[exotic leaf]

[signal seal]

i'm cringing out of my pores

[sharp vale]

Bing

More like bringe

[golden mica]

this man bullied me in my early game as well, I'm v proud of you for killing him
once I became strong, I went back there to bully him whenever I picked up a new weapon, he was my punching bag

[signal seal]

lew i want to die watching this show

but i can't stop

[exotic leaf]

it gets better i promise! i pinky swear !!

[unkempt plinth]

you didn't take on the entire encampment before beating any boss?

[signal seal]

no it's good

it's just like the characters are killing me

[golden mica]

😩

[signal seal]

was like watching Mike Tyson beat up a child

[golden mica]

Nope I did stormveil castle before beating that encampment

[unkempt plinth]

I got a decent weapon (bloodhound greatsword) then destroyed them all

[exotic leaf]

that was me on midnight release lmao

felt

[unkempt plinth]

then I went to roll Margit

[exotic leaf]

anyway https://tenor.com/view/davebimbo-gif-24566234

[mild crystal]

hi lewshifer

[exotic leaf]

omg hi uxie

[golden mica]

I still don't know who lew is exactly, but everyone seems to like her so I just followed the trend

[signal seal]

Lew is cool

off topic celebrity of sorts

[exotic leaf]

[vital roost]

she's my sister

i mean eva's sister

wait no she's rankbot's sister

one of those probably

[golden mica]

okay she's my sister too then

[exotic leaf]

im off topic chats sister

[vital roost]

hi lew

[exotic leaf]

hi ashy how are you my darling

[vital roost]

am ok, just got home so i'm feeling better hbu

[unkempt plinth]

this Lew has no region, suspicious

[exotic leaf]

such a sussy baka

[thin kelp]

ms worldwide

[vital roost]

she transcends the need for region

[exotic leaf]

[unkempt plinth]

clearly an alien

[exotic leaf]

yeah so

[unkempt plinth]

what planet and how's the connection?

[exotic leaf]

im on 420G bestie such a vibe

[mild crystal]

hmm

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/919919916507865159/921034405089267732/RDT_20211216_1418494726979165514838303.gif

[sharp vale]

ARF ARF ARF ARF WOOF WOOF WOOF ARF OORF OORF OORF

I love dog memes

[fast cedar]

Feddy Faber JumScare

[golden mica]

god this is gorgeous but no poise

[fast cedar]

God I hate those toothpicks...

[sharp vale]

Best way to play

[shrewd yew]

Is Tiny Tina's Wonderland worth it to purchase with full price or wait for discount sale later?

[fast cedar]

Get a cheap knock-off if you must. The M&K key mapping is so god awful that they left in some conflictions and you are locked out of some moves on the default keyboard mapping.

[sharp vale]

Gotta bind em like me L bozos

[hollow marten]

We swag

[sharp vale]

It was hard for the first few hours

But after I figured the binds out all the way and tweeked around it was all Gucci

[thick orbit]

My nose is still acting up

[sacred oasis]

runny nose?

[exotic leaf]

i made more bread and sweet rolls

[sharp stratus]

let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll?

[vestal ember]

aha ha

[sharp stratus]

funny gamer reference

[sharp vale]

@thick orbit guh

[thick orbit]

it is likely my package is coming today

but yes my nose is still runny

[cold nebula]

Seems like there was a small dungeon that I missed. I will check it later

[sharp vale]

It's me, I am your package

[vestal ember]

come send a message in my stream down bad

[sharp stratus]

link

nvm im stupid

[hollow marten]

This is so me when

[naive spade]

wow

are women like, real

the only actual woman i ever saw was my mom

[sharp stratus]

freud moment

[naive spade]

?

[sharp stratus]

idk something about that question seems vaguely freudian to me

but im also taking a psych class so rn so everything seems freudian atm

what a guy

[wind axle]

issue of skill

[golden mica]

Day 1 skill issue true

[gritty magnet]

anyone wanna help me with my narrative essay

[vestal ember]

❤️ @vital roost

[vital roost]

i had to go it was lagging game

gl on ur games tho!

[bitter heath]

skill issue

[vital roost]

real

[golden mica]

Chatbox it's lunch time and idk what to have

[gritty magnet]

wow

[bitter heath]

[vital roost]

lunch

[golden mica]

Wow real

[bitter heath]

dinner

[golden mica]

False

It's a bit cool Rn.. need something warm

[sharp stratus]

soup and warm sandwich

[bitter heath]

FINALLY

[smoky matrix]

it is gamer time

I've heard good things about it so far

[sharp stratus]

if its anything like that DLC for 2 it should be pretty good

[bitter heath]

I am going to screenshare it more than likely

[sacred oasis]

might need to cop it

[bitter heath]

andy samberg, wanda sykes and will arnett are all voices I've heard and I'm not even out of the opening cutscene

[naive spade]

WHAT

WHAT IS THIS

SHOW ME FOOTAGE

[sharp stratus]

will arnett and borderlands sounds like an awesome combo

[naive spade]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ABOUT

[naive spade]

wait is that the dlc again

[bitter heath]

I'm probably going to move into the go live 2 vc and screenshare

[naive spade]

the borderlands 2 dlc

[bitter heath]

no

entirely new game

[naive spade]

or is it something related as in b&b

(bunkers and badasses)

[bitter heath]

spinoff game

[naive spade]

woah

how much is it in dollars

expensive?

[bitter heath]

I'm not ready for this

[sharp stratus]

prob 60$

[bitter heath]

uh, a decent amount, I paid 120 AUD for the special editon

it even has pronouns

[sharp stratus]

i wonder if that affects dialogue

[naive spade]

me too

[hardy mesa]

dms

[naive spade]

PINNACLE

[bitter heath]

what

[hardy mesa]

nvm

[bitter heath]

wait, theres a randomize button for the creator

[naive spade]

if i know borderlands the pronouns affect something

for the jokes

[bitter heath]

what has this game created

[sharp stratus]

what store is it on?

[bitter heath]

epic, sadly

[naive spade]

abomination

[naive spade]

has it launched to consoles

[sharp stratus]

itll probably come to steam eventually

ill wait till then

[hardy mesa]

randomize again

so will tiny tina's wonderland be the basis for bl4 or something?

[bitter heath]

nah, it's just a one off

[hardy mesa]

dunno, seems pretty fleshed out from what i see

[naive spade]

so what does your actual character look like

[hardy mesa]

like canonically?

[smoky matrix]

I've seen some people saying its better than bl3

[hardy mesa]

well it most likely has qol changes

[smoky matrix]

apparently the setting works really well with the gearbox humour and writing

[sharp stratus]

i hope the humor is more on point than 3's

[naive spade]

it is pissible

[smoky matrix]

do not piss

[unreal estuary]

I changed my name in Destiny, how do I update my name here?

[hazy nebula]

To change or update your nickname on this server please re-register on our website. https://d2lfg.com
Visit our #faq channel for more information.

[unreal estuary]

Good to know

[naive spade]

hot

i know a friend that would love to see this

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-rogers-nightmare-clown-gif-5401671

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/saved-click-downloaded-gif-16291886

Reminded me of this

[golden mica]

what am I looking at

[onyx schooner]

claire's addiction

[naive spade]

the hell is her leg tied to

whos that guy in the bottom right corner of the picture

[naive spade]

IS THAT VIN DIESEL

WHAT THE FUUUUCK

[naive spade]

THATS AN ACTUAL PEACOCK

WHO LET IT IN

[thick orbit]

Service animal

[naive spade]

SERVICE ANIMAL?

[smoky matrix]

stress relief peacock

[sharp vale]

Pass the lemonade

Plwa, I love lemonade

[sharp vale]

Is that ashyoo

Isn't this that actual femboy who sparked the trend because he dressed as the pizza hut girl

[signal iris]

just a cosplayer drinking booze

[lament egret]

i want a capybara

[naive spade]

come to brazil

specifically north of brazil

[sharp vale]

Yeetim smoothie

[naive spade]

i dont think i ever consumed a smoothie

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[naive spade]

im in brazil and things arent cheap

i was born in here i live in here

never left

[sharp vale]

Why did he get muted

[vestal ember]

because he lives in brazil.

[sharp vale]

He got sent to Brazil

Yeetim meal

[wind axle]

Mmmmm gyoza

[wind axle]

Mmm sushi

[wind axle]

Mmmm Korean barbequw

[wind axle]

Give

[sharp vale]

L bozo get your own

[lament egret]

got damn that shit looks good

[sharp vale]

@vital roost date w me when

[echo crane]

@rough drum may I have another 30seconds? my camera was unplugged and needed to be plugged back in

damn guess not

[rough drum]

Sorry I am not related to the cams required... I am a chat mod.

[onyx schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946255893232779335/956667642213707896/56E59153-D113-4CBF-BAEE-873EE40C01BA.gif

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/362026214011174913/949662337986617434/cate.gif

[dreamy lance]

Anyone got a java project i can use?

[bitter heath]

@red cloak

[sharp vale]

Grimble

@wind axle live slug reaction

[sharp vale]

Poggies

@smoky matrix date when

[teal temple]

Put these foolish ambitions to rest
https://youtu.be/rryyfImahAM

even in death he shit talks you and admires you halfway through the fight

[teal temple]

"Weak foe ahead"

[wind axle]

He ain't dead 🤨

[teal temple]

i'm aware, i was making a joke

[sharp vale]

DAP ME UP

[sharp vale]

Date when

[teal temple]

we can hold hands in elden cringe in an hour or so

[sharp vale]

No, that's cringe, I'm strictly platonic these days

Did you see the food I got with the homies tn

[teal temple]

alright we shall sit still staring at the ceiling until it speaks to us, opening our third eye as we ascend.

[sharp vale]

The food was bussin

[smoky matrix]

no

[sharp vale]

:(

[smoky matrix]

mope

[sharp vale]

Yo???

[sharp vale]

Over u 😐

[unkempt plinth]

foolish tarnished… Smouldering with thy meagre flame…

[hollow marten]

Swag

[sharp vale]

Repty

[sacred oasis]

bro

The Batman movie goes so hard

[desert pilot]

clash roayle

[hollow marten]

True

[desert pilot]

fuck that game

[hollow marten]

Real even

[desert pilot]

the community sucks too

really homophobic and racist

[sacred oasis]

aint no way u posted a clash royale emote

[hollow marten]

I did

[sacred oasis]

🤝

[desert pilot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0XkfKPi9uT8DYCBc8gXIA9?si=q2t7XAR9RzqOF4wR6SOutg&utm_source=copy-link wow tyler doesn't miss

[sacred oasis]

No wonder the OST went so hard

It was done by the goat Michael Giacchino

[sharp vale]

Filled with Hispanic trad kids, what do you expect

Trad means traditional for anyone who might mistake that as an insult

[desert pilot]

thats true

but still its shitty

[signal iris]

it's me, I'm girls

[desert pilot]

lol

i always be sad 😔

[sacred oasis]

i finally fucking got it

thank fucking christ i been waiting for prime vandal for years

[sharp vale]

Get Korean bbq wif me Clairey

[unkempt plinth]

Maybe I am girls

[mild crystal]

fellow egirl?

[sharp vale]

Ew e-girls

[unkempt plinth]

electronic girls

[signal seal]

really good at video games btw

[severe musk]

I LOVE CLASH ROYALE AND HOG RIDER

[mild crystal]

yeetim: "ew egirls"
yeetim also: @s 2 girls and asks "when date"

[bitter heath]

guys, I cant lay down the fat beat

[fast cedar]

"Hehe haha hoohoo"
Said Miyazaki, after adding yet another drop, swamp, or enemy in a corner.

[vital roost]

"girls"

[mild crystal]

bruh what

[vital roost]

neither me or lemur are girls

[mild crystal]

OH LMFAO

[vital roost]

[mild crystal]

i know ur not but i didnt know lemur :(

[teal temple]

i will literally eat you alive uxie

[hushed hazel]

women dont exist on internet

[vital roost]

real

[teal temple]

@trail citrus seige deez nutz

[mild crystal]

why

[teal temple]

i am hungry after munching on a few lego set's at walmart

[severe musk]

i love doing that

[mild crystal]

ok Seraphine

[granite umbra]

meow

[teal temple]

i am just commiting a bit of tom foolery

[mild crystal]

oh another one

[severe musk]

um what does that mean hm?

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/tomfoolery-trolling-we-do-a-little-trolling-we-do-some-tomfoolery-gif-22570377

[teal temple]

is this sasuke

[granite umbra]

🤣 👍

[trail citrus]

no

[severe musk]

okay, THAT is super funny

[mild crystal]

zhongli🫣🫣

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-u-have-no-swag-swag-no-swag-v-bts-taehyung-gif-20710633

baby lugi is now best mod

[granite umbra]

the funny letters after zhongli show up as empty boxes

□□

ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[mild crystal]

ㅎㅎ

[mild crystal]

한국어 알아 ?

[granite umbra]

아니 😔

[mild crystal]

awww sad

[granite umbra]

[mild crystal]

[hollow marten]

Let's go

[void slate]

Good morning

[sacred oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-gif-25104633

anyone else's stickers being weird

don't see any of them

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-my-gif-25137901

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-white-roomba-cute-weird-gif-19060101

"Enemy spotted"

[barren dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887429133024497684/895124394215624734/image0-4.gif

@teal temple wanna come

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/stewie-griffin-family-guy-shaking-gif-6260073

YES

[barren dagger]

[smoky matrix]

the amongus musical is real I am in pain

[fickle sentinel]

wonderlands seems good so far

[barren dagger]

you're the sus one im gonna block myself after typing that

[teal temple]

naruto

[smoky matrix]

how have I not seen this before

this is like distilled physically painful cringe

how did this fly under my radar

[teal temple]

because you just now became self aware

[smoky matrix]

WHY are theyr eGOOD SINGERS singing this

[teal temple]

the simulation we live in, amogus is everywhere

[smoky matrix]

among us musicla dr disrespect has a good voice

[smoky matrix]

mmmmm propane

[lament egret]

guh

[barren dagger]

good facebook page

[teal temple]

btw there's a whole theory on ms. puff being a criminal

[barren dagger]

whats ms

[smoky matrix]

@golden mica I was just bored scrolling through elden ring server and noticed this 👁️

[barren dagger]

im actually dumb

[smoky matrix]

cool kid with their own channel

[lament egret]

damn

[barren dagger]

imma assume its a ticket bot

[smoky matrix]

yeah prolly

[barren dagger]

if the server has one that is idk

[teal temple]

semp has 7849 tickets?

[barren dagger]

you have 0 madens

[teal temple]

are they fare tickets?

i wanna ride the giant wheel

[smoky matrix]

ferris wheels always so expensive

[lament egret]

so true

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/wheel-spinning-car-guys-funny-send-it-gif-17262019

i shall make my own then

[smoky matrix]

me omw to hand over my life savings for a 2 minute wheel ride

[teal temple]

oh god oh fuck

[barren dagger]

that goes at .2 mph

[lament egret]

i wanna go to an aquarium again

[smoky matrix]

aquariums are cool

[lament egret]

those were always so calming for me

[teal temple]

is that walking pokemon still going up the escalator

[barren dagger]

aquariums were like the best family trip when you were younger

[smoky matrix]

aquariums are such a unique vibe

[teal temple]

there was a guy who had a youtuber channel streaming for like 5 months waiting for pokemon diamond remake

and the only thing on it was that pokemon walking up an escalator

[barren dagger]

nothing will beat the tunnels where fish were above you

[smoky matrix]

there was one on in the harbour where I used to live that was so cool

[lament egret]

frfr

[barren dagger]

glass tunnel things idk what you call em

[smoky matrix]

yeahhh

[lament egret]

theres one here in ny in coney island but its so expensive

[barren dagger]

😳

[fickle sentinel]

aquariums hit different

fish n shit

[smoky matrix]

SEA LIFE Sydney Aquarium my beloved

[teal temple]

lemu

[smoky matrix]

Seraphine

[fickle sentinel]

australia zoos and aquariums are prolly nuts

[teal temple]

do u wanna see a high quality pic of a jelly fish i took

[smoky matrix]

ofc

[lament egret]

i hope i go to an aquarium for a date

[smoky matrix]

it even had like Dugongs

[fickle sentinel]

damn

[smoky matrix]

glowy jellyyy

[barren dagger]

lowkey aquarium best date spot if you can find a place to get good food

[teal temple]

went to an aquarium in Washington and took this pic, i LOVE jelly fish

[barren dagger]

I have a sudden urge to wanna pet a jellyfish but that would not go well at all

[fickle sentinel]

the Dallas aquarium has a resturant behind a waterfall that overlooks the whole aquarium

[smoky matrix]

that's super cool

[teal temple]

They do be doing a little swishy to move

[somber shale]

@smoky matrix speaking of aquarium, just keep swimming

[smoky matrix]

keep swimming and ignore all your problems and hope they go away

it works every time i promise

[barren dagger]

am sad because the local aquarium I had shutdown I think and theres no close ones

[smoky matrix]

:(

[teal temple]

no jellies...

[smoky matrix]

the one closest to me is like on the literal opposite side of the wider city area

moping

[barren dagger]

sad no jelly time

[teal temple]

oh yeah the one in washington had this area where you could touch these sea creature things, one furled up when i touched a tendril

it was like... sticky but not sticky when i poked it

[barren dagger]

I just rememberd I need to buy wine for mothers day and I have 0 clue what wine she likes, my life may be short

[smoky matrix]

perish.

[teal temple]

have you ever gotten so lucky in life you have zero clue what your mom likes yet you buy her chocolates and it ends up being her favorite ones?

[barren dagger]

I am not a man with knowledge with wine

[fickle sentinel]

we don't have an aquarium local but we do have a zoo that is actually ranked fairly highly in the country, which is impressive for where I live

[barren dagger]

I know what chocolate she likes, I bought them but I need to buy wine

[barren dagger]

I need to find my id when I go to buy it, im 19 do not look like it

[fickle sentinel]

I forget that some of you aren't NA

tags throw me off

[barren dagger]

am uk

[signal seal]

all wine taste the same
except really bad wine

[fickle sentinel]

you definitely cannot buy alchohol at 19 here 😬

[barren dagger]

18 😎

[fickle sentinel]

yeah, shit

[teal temple]

yeah most people are uk, auss, etc. Rarely are any na's on right now that aren't night shift

[barren dagger]

@golden mica aussie check?

[plain hearth]

Second shift here, can confirm

[teal temple]

@golden mica aussie check?

[barren dagger]

idk if he finished work yet tbh or if hes just somewhere else

[thick orbit]

@exotic leaf Only 2 items came today ;-;

[golden mica]

can confirm I'm Australian

[thick orbit]

Me too

[lament egret]

real

[thick orbit]

Was meant to get 3 items delievered today koe but only 2 of them did and can only use one of them ;-;

[lament egret]

[queen osprey]

Fuck dem aussies

[teal temple]

REAL

[lament egret]

what the balls.....

[golden mica]

can confirm I snitch on a lot of people in ER server cause they have less mods than some other big servers

[teal temple]

what can you even do to get in trouble in the ER server

[golden mica]

one guy thought he was really cool for making a (known racist group) cosplay in ER

and just another cringelord who was selling items for $

[teal temple]

actual cringe ER players

become a mod semp

[golden mica]

they don't have mod apps open

[barren dagger]

just live in go live

[golden mica]

they have no go-live channel I don't think the mods check that server at all

[somber shale]

My local aquarium closed cause of too may octopus molest female guests.

[barren dagger]

live in the vc 24/7

[teal temple]

this thing is so fucking nice

[barren dagger]

[teal temple]

got me one pre ordered

[lament egret]

needler is so cool

[desert pilot]

this computer is fucking british!!!

[barren dagger]

its stabbing people?

[desert pilot]

it literally said innit

[barren dagger]

i see that now

[sacred oasis]

ain't no way y'all haven't seen Batman bro

[barren dagger]

i has, if you mean the new one

[desert pilot]

i have

[sacred oasis]

movie goes so hard bro

i'll be in this batman craze phase for like 2-3 days

then it'll go away

[desert pilot]

lol

[sacred oasis]

wait i thought this was out

[bitter heath]

not on steam

[desert pilot]

its so good

[sacred oasis]

frfr

[bitter heath]

epic exclusive for 6 months because they suck

[sacred oasis]

ok guess I'll play Binding of Isaac until that comes out

[sacred oasis]

OH NOT THAT SHIT AGAIN

[bitter heath]

I'm playing it currently and loving every second of it

[sacred oasis]

[desert pilot]

hell yeah im playing rn

[sacred oasis]

[desert pilot]

[barren dagger]

I eventually got epic tainted lost

is very fun but very pain when the game doesnt give me another HOLY CARD

good items can take every devil deal

[desert pilot]

im playing blue baby

[teal temple]

damn why does TBOI suck

[desert pilot]

got 2 guppy pieces from a devil deal

it was a red chest devil deal lol

[barren dagger]

why do you suck

[teal temple]

because i'm playing a bad game

[barren dagger]

what game would that be

[teal temple]

TBOI

[desert pilot]

skill issue

[barren dagger]

I think your just bad

[teal temple]

i kid, never played it

[barren dagger]

🤬 smh

[desert pilot]

yeees satanic bible from devil deal

[barren dagger]

free win

now get 4.5 volt

[desert pilot]

guess what floor i was on

gehenna 2

[barren dagger]

lol

[desert pilot]

a bit too late

[barren dagger]

any specific boss or just any run

[desert pilot]

going chest

[barren dagger]

was about to say mega stan but devil deal so no

[desert pilot]

i've already done mega satan

[drifting ivy]

gud morning chat

[barren dagger]

mornin

[desert pilot]

hi

and i fucking die in cathedral becaue i had 1 and half hp

[sacred oasis]

morning

[drifting ivy]

oof haven't played it in a while

[sacred oasis]

sheesh gamer

half the achievements

[desert pilot]

guess i'll go angel deals this run to get key pieces

[drifting ivy]

do you mostly go devil deals?

[desert pilot]

im playing blue baby

[worn apex]

Devil deals are the way

[drifting ivy]

naah angel

[worn apex]

Nvm

[barren dagger]

angel >

[desert pilot]

devil deals are so good on blue baby now

[barren dagger]

unless you're lost

[worn apex]

But but brimstone

[sacred oasis]

is one of the devil deals the laser one

[worn apex]

Yes

[sacred oasis]

charge it up

[drifting ivy]

yeah the only reason i'd take devil deal is if i have the Lost or soul of the lost

[sacred oasis]

that one seems cool

[barren dagger]

omg its potassium

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/cXmzP0U.jpeg
god this game is still somehow making gorgeous areas that are unique

[worn apex]

That’s brimstone

[drifting ivy]

for free trades

[drifting ivy]

where's that?

[desert pilot]

i prefer devil deals items over angel deal items most of the time tbh

[worn apex]

Exactly

[sacred oasis]

i tried using controller the other night cuz why not

i ended up having 1 afk Isaac and me playing

it wasn’t even 2 players, they keyboard did not control the extra Isaac whatsoever

[worn apex]

Wait

How even

[drifting ivy]

?

yeah controller isaac kinda buggy

i had the same issue when i was still playing

so i just continued playing kb

[desert pilot]

yoo i got c section

[drifting ivy]

[sacred oasis]

i wish i recorded it

i just played the game out but had an extra isaac

[desert pilot]

C SECTION THEN TECH X???

omg

[sacred oasis]

i have yet to learn those items but

[desert pilot]

i got haemolacria

[desert pilot]

all you need to know is that i got really fuckign good items

[sacred oasis]

[thick orbit]

Guh I just wanna play sims but first I get sick and now granny is coming round

[sacred oasis]

unfortunate

[thick orbit]

very

[sacred oasis]

Always nice to see grandparents tho

[wind forge]

how 2 change region?

[teal temple]

region machine broke

[wind forge]

Understandable have a nice day

[bitter heath]

@thick orbit I'm really enjoying wonderlands

[hard spindle]

[bitter heath]

alright maybe not anymore, bunch of skeleton pirates are singing a parody of wellerman

[granite umbra]

woof

[bitter heath]

first legendary of the playthrough and I got two at once

[teal temple]

looks like borderlands 3 after 5 minutes of starting the game

[hushed flicker]

how is it compared to bl3 so far

[bitter heath]

leagues better than borderlands 3

[teal temple]

i remember when orange weapons used to be rare, now they drop like candy it seems

is cyan still a rarity?

[bitter heath]

I'm level 17 and have picked up like 40 total luck boosting dice

so, definitely not common drops

[teal temple]

or is orange the highest rarity?

[bitter heath]

not sure yet, will have to get to endgame

but yeah, legendary drops are definitely not dropping like candy, it's somewhat closer to borderlands 2 drop chances

but you can boost it by grabbing collectable "lucky dice"

[teal temple]

oh they tuned it way down? good, i tried to get into 3 but after like making it to level 7 i had an orange weapon drop. Instantly ruined the game for me, aside from the terrible characters

it wasn't even a boss, just some regular mob

[bitter heath]

yeah, borderlands 3 was more of a 30 year old dad kinda game

hand holdy, shitty villains and story

[teal temple]

exactly, the first three games (including pre sequal) had the entire story laid out for you and connected it all together perfectly

even going so far as to include references to general knox and such

it actually made me feel bad for clap trap, well worse because i actually liked him originally. Nearly thought that mf bit the dust

[bitter heath]

wish he did ngl

[thick orbit]

pogu

[teal temple]

i kinda felt bad for jack ngl, i still think lilith is an annoying character as well. Roland i didn't care for so much tbh, him dying wasn't as big a deal as it seemed

[hard spindle]

[thick orbit]

tbh ||angel's || death was the saddest and ||Maya's|| made like no sense made me really hate 3 after that

[bitter heath]

that second one was fucking infuriating

[teal temple]

oh don't even get me started on 3.... it fucking ruined the series for me.

[bitter heath]

then fucking bringing in some bullshit about siren powers and who they go to

[thick orbit]

yep

[teal temple]

bro when ||**scooter fucking died **|| i nearly cried, he was like one of the best characters in the game and went out the way i thought he would

[thick orbit]

Another stupid death cause it wasn't in like main series

[hushed flicker]

only fun part was the gameplay in bl3, which got worse as legenary drops and mayhem increased with all thr patches

[bitter heath]

I reckon his death was fine

[thick orbit]

only stupid cause it is in stories not like borderlands

[teal temple]

it's like gears of war 3, maybe i'm just getting older but past the third game. i just lost all interest in the series, like 4 just didn't hold the same weight as the first 3

[silent elm]

thought this bl would be a cash grab cuz of the dlc success but what little i saw of it it looked solid

[bitter heath]

yeah no, this feels like more love was put into it than 3

[silent elm]

i really didnt mind 3 cuz i had a lot of fun with zane idk

[thick orbit]

FL4K is cool

[silent elm]

some of the cutscenes were really just cringe but i shrugged it off

[hushed flicker]

gameplay wise bl3 was on top for me

[silent elm]

yea

gameplay wise bl3 is very good

no slag

[bitter heath]

gunplay and gameplay from bl3 is basically made better in this

[thick orbit]

tbh played for the sirens and 3rd siren just didn't interest me

[hushed flicker]

sliding around with that slide boost artifact so fun

[silent elm]

yeah

amara didnt interest me either but shes 100% the most busted

[bitter heath]

6 elements, shock, poison, frost, fire, dark magic and normal

[silent elm]

of the sirens

[hushed flicker]

I played amara since launch

within their own games I think lilith is more busted tho

[hushed flicker]

I liked the dlcs in bl3 a lot tho compared to the base game, that kept me playing pretty much

[hushed flicker]

ohhh melee weapon

[bitter heath]

anointments are gone, replaced by enchantments which are nowhere as near needed or overpowered

[hushed flicker]

thank god

do we have dedicated boss drops from the get go tho

[thick orbit]

OKAY TIME TO PLAY SIMS

and I haven't even been able to actually play it

[silent elm]

they better

no unique boss loot on release and was fixed in small waves after months in bl3

actually horrendous

literally everything was world drop in a mf borderlands game 💀

[hushed flicker]

yea, they did the same with tps 💀

pls no 3 times in a row gearbox

my disappointment when shiv didnt drop anything on release

[teal temple]

what's the highest absorb chance with the sham in bl2? 95%?

[hushed flicker]

94

[teal temple]

thank

[bitter heath]

rarest item in the game

[hushed flicker]

cobra is pretty rare too

[bitter heath]

yeah but I've gotten multiple legit cobras

never seen a legit 94 sham

[hushed flicker]

[teal temple]

wasn't cobra bugged in the 360 version pre title update to where it had like a 0.06% drop chance?

[bitter heath]

look at this

[hushed flicker]

yea sham is absurd

interesting element

they turned moxxi into a whole ass element

[bitter heath]

heres one of the luck boosting dice @teal temple

[teal temple]

Every time one of Pete's burners drops a sniper rifle, if that weapon spawns with purple rarity then it has a .88% chance (not 88%, but 0.88%: that's 88 in 10,000) to be the Cobra.

[teal temple]

jfc the drop rate was so bad for cobra before the title update

[teal temple]

does it do a roll animation mid air?

[bitter heath]

yeah, you interact with it, rolls and then drops loot

higher the number better the loot

[teal temple]

time to roll a nat 20

just like i did literally only once in dnd like 5 years ago

[bitter heath]

enjoying it so much that after I finish this playthrough which is a spellshot starter class with a secondary of graveborn that I may just go for another playthrough with a melee style character

[thick orbit]

Yeah earlier I hated how common legendary drops were

[lament egret]

any half asleepers

[thick orbit]

nope but I wanna play sims but don't want family to watch me play sims

[teal temple]

i get that feeling lmao

[wind axle]

Simply play city skylines incread

[teal temple]

when i used to live with my dad when i was playing b ops 3 zombies i'd feel so fucking akward when he would be in the same room while i'm gaming

[wind axle]

Commit unspeakable atricities

Akward

[teal temple]

frost do you own a needler

[wind axle]

I own needles

[void slate]

Are you injecting yourself

[golden mica]

Should I just pick up all the named dragon spells?

[drifting ivy]

yeah

Named are the good ones

just pick up the others when you'll find other hearts

[hushed hazel]

just farmed like 4 mil runes, good day

[signal iris]

no

[thick orbit]

Get Aussie bbq with me Claire at my house

I host

Never cooked on a bbq before

[fickle sentinel]

What does Aussie barbecue consist of

[signal iris]

i wish i was

[signal iris]

food disgusts me rn

[thick orbit]

snags, chicken drumsticks/wings, steak, patties

[fickle sentinel]

Tf is a snag

[thick orbit]

okie we can get smoothies

[fickle sentinel]

That sounds like a slur lol

[thick orbit]

sausages

[signal iris]

i had a hsp earlier, and it yeahhh

[fickle sentinel]

Patties = burgers?

[thick orbit]

no patty

disc of mince...

[fickle sentinel]

So a burger without the bun?

I see

[thick orbit]

yep

[fickle sentinel]

I mean yeah sounds good to me

[wind axle]

They're kinda gimmicky imo

Ekyzykes breath is kinda a shittier rotten breath

The only upside is that you can cast them midair

[hushed hazel]

they just cost more fp to do a lil more damage and float

[cold nebula]

I guess playing fighter was bad Idea

[maiden geyser]

Hedgehogs are just midget pigs with spiky backs, change my mind.

[signal iris]

photo of lemur

[hard spindle]

[clear night]

hmm

[smoky matrix]

fake

[round patrol]

real and true

[drifting ivy]

any Terraria Calamity enjoyer here?

[hard spindle]

YES