💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[wind axle]

chad thunderthrockmorton

[golden mica]

[onyx schooner]

do you guys have a funny elden server that isnt an lfg, or do i continue to blab about my adventures here

[teal temple]

no that's already your nickname on my discord

[onyx schooner]

ok WINTER SOLSTICE

[golden mica]

non, i just rant in here or in the elden ring disc, but that place is a clusterf-

[golden mica]

and please do blab about your adventures

[teal temple]

i mean yeah that's my bungie name, it's also the longest day of winter during the year so i thought it was cool . No need to be hateful

[onyx schooner]

i saw a lobster, hit it, immediately regretted it
i also second tried rennala

[thick orbit]

I hate having a runny nose

[golden mica]

wait you're cracked

[thick orbit]

Get tired chasing after it

[golden mica]

took me like 6 attempts 😩

[onyx schooner]

i want to move to a cold place so i can actually see snow, i love that shit

[cold nebula]

I think Club was better

[onyx schooner]

the second phase of rennala took me learning to not roll away from the scattershots that follow you, you roll into them so they go through

[smoky matrix]

omg I literally had no idea rennalla can summon a DRAGON because I killed her so fast in my first try she didn't get a chance to summon ANYTHING

[onyx schooner]

flexer

[smoky matrix]

I skipped half the fight

[teal temple]

holy shit, i just found a reddit c u k old. like unironically on a post

redditards are so weird man

[cold nebula]

Why this game does not lock on enemy

My savage character is battering the wall

[smoky matrix]

you know you can lock on right

[golden mica]

If you're on PC it's Q

[cold nebula]

POh ok

[onyx schooner]

I mean, I saw the dragon, but I never had to like, deal with it because she was dead

[smoky matrix]

I think rennalla is way easier on melee from what I've heard

she looks more annoying on caster

[onyx schooner]

She was a joke, my heavy claymore +7 and funny look beat her

[unkempt plinth]

Y'all ever just first try Margit with 1 armour piece and as a level 12?

Same

[unkempt plinth]

Rennala is weak against physical attacks and strong against magic

[versed mason]

played a single game of cs and ran into two cheaters

guess who doesn't want to play cs anymore

[unkempt plinth]

Anti-cheat 100

[thick orbit]

I could go for some more tuna mornay

[white stirrup]

ayo new game + is kinda hard ngl

[wind axle]

Skill issue

on the spirit's part i mean

[onyx schooner]

how do you do the funny ash summoning thing?

[wind axle]

jesus fuck michael

you have 46 pages of messages in the elden ring discord

[unkempt plinth]

That was an extremely intense fight, you barely made it out

[wind axle]

are you on pc or controller

[onyx schooner]

pc

[wind axle]

o, then i cant help cause i crutch controller

[onyx schooner]

[wind axle]

you gotta equip the ashes first tho, in either your flask belt or quick access items

[onyx schooner]

Yeah, I tried that, but they wouldnt work, even with proper stats. I've got the bell too.

[wind axle]

not enough stats probably

[onyx schooner]

[wind axle]

some spirits have high fp cost/ health cost

[white stirrup]

i only use the mimic for a meat shield while i do dmg

[wind axle]

you cant summon unless you have the stats for it

[smoky matrix]

check the fp cost vs how much fp you have

[wind axle]

meant ancestor spirit lmao

[smoky matrix]

also you can only summon in certain areas

[onyx schooner]

that is annoying.

[wind axle]

imagine dying in 2 hits

[onyx schooner]

i just wanna funny summon while im going through a catacombs

[smoky matrix]

you can only summon in areas when like a gravestone symbol appears on the left side of the screen

[smoky matrix]

you can only summon in the boss room (:

[wind axle]

yeah, you can only summon when you see a little violet looking gravestone symbol at the left of screen

[white stirrup]

oh nah i understood what you meant homie don't stress @wind axle

[onyx schooner]

ash trash

[wind axle]

[smoky matrix]

ashes can hard carry fights they gotta balance it somehow

[wind axle]

CHATBOX I WANT TO PLAY ELDEN RING BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO DO EXCEPT START JOURNEY 3 AND I DONT WANT T ODO THAT YET

[smoky matrix]

pvp

[wind axle]

DO I GO KILL FUNNY ANCESTOR SPIRIT

[onyx schooner]

alright now i gotta decide, do i jump on elden ring now or do i grind out... uhh.. gambcringo

[wind axle]

PVP IS A CESSPOOL UNLESS ITS WITH YOU GUYS

[smoky matrix]

is that even a question

[smoky matrix]

can I greatsword you

[onyx schooner]

i asked it, so yes

[smoky matrix]

you are banned from gambit

[wind axle]

After I take a shit really quick yes

[smoky matrix]

epic I will go reheat tea

[onyx schooner]

i needed funny ornament... ill do it when x3

[quick hearth]

Does the white face guy have a questline that alters the ending

All I know is that he gives you the invasion finger

[wind axle]

No

Only ranni, fia, shit consumer, goldmask and three fingers have alt endings

[unkempt plinth]

No he doesn't

[wind axle]

Varre just lets you kill Mohg earlier in the game

[unkempt plinth]

He just gives you infinite invasions and an easier way to the best rune farm in the game

[smoky matrix]

ok I am launching game

[rough trail]

the loathsome dung eater

[unkempt plinth]

You missed frenzied flame

[wind axle]

That's three fingers

[unkempt plinth]

Really? Damn

[wind axle]

Pepega

[unkempt plinth]

It feels like there's one missing for whatever reason

Oh yeah, not doing shit alters your ending to be fucking boring!

[smoky matrix]

Frots where you wanna meet

[wind axle]

I'm still shitting pant

You can pick

[smoky matrix]

:(

[wind axle]

I'll come after pant shitted

[onyx schooner]

Its okay ill join with my non ng, 2 great rune having self!!

[shell goblet]

Is there a great rune that’s better than Godrick’s? I know it’s subjective but I don’t think I have one that is

[smoky matrix]

you dont' have divine tower of west altus right

[onyx schooner]

i am unsure

[shell goblet]

West Altus is the one you get to by the Sealed Tunnel, right?

[wind axle]

Godrick's is the best at pre level 100, radahn and Morgott are better after that iirc

[onyx schooner]

i dont lol

[smoky matrix]

oop I meant east

ok nene pick somewhere

[onyx schooner]

i dont have either dw

[smoky matrix]

I am coming to clobber you

[onyx schooner]

bro i have to go do ranni's quest crap but i dont even know where ranni's rest is

[smoky matrix]

wiki time

[wind axle]

Wiki abuse

[onyx schooner]

ok

[wind axle]

Fuck I just punched my nuts on accident ow fuck

[smoky matrix]

idot

[shell goblet]

Yeah I’m level 77 rn, trying to get through Haligtree before fighting Fire Boi on the Mountaintop

[wind axle]

You are way too fast LOL

[shell goblet]

Probably

[smoky matrix]

reccomended for haligtree is 110 or something

[shell goblet]

I’m stuck in Ordina, I can’t light the flames without getting backstabbed

[smoky matrix]

consider getting sentry's torch

lets you see blacknife assassins

[shell goblet]

Oh sweet

[wind axle]

Sentry torch nice but fucking annoying as shit

[shell goblet]

Where would that be?

[smoky matrix]

why

[wind axle]

LET ME USE MY WEAPON ART

[smoky matrix]

it works even if you have it on your back

[wind axle]

What

[onyx schooner]

where sentry torch
i was told its good for the illusionary walls

[signal iris]

simply run around without seeing them

[wind axle]

It's in capital outskirts

To the northish, theres a hermit merchant

[smoky matrix]

from memory

[onyx schooner]

bruh thats like, not feasible for me without playing chicken

[signal iris]

who the hell says illusionary?

[onyx schooner]

nevermind i literally have a grace there

[wind axle]

That's not memory

[onyx schooner]

your mom

[shell goblet]

I’ll go grab it when I get home later

[smoky matrix]

I am remembering

[signal iris]

probably, idk

[smoky matrix]

its like 3k runes or something its dirt cheap

you don't need to meet the stat requirements either

[signal iris]

@onyx schooner ill push u through an illusory wall

[onyx schooner]

good luck stick-arms havin headass

[signal iris]

the hell does that mean?

[shell goblet]

Rn I’m using a Blasphemous Blade +9, but I just remembered that I got a somber ancient dragon stone or whatever so I can max it out

[signal iris]

cower behind me while i kill another invader, bozo

[onyx schooner]

claire lame btw

mean, would not let play with me

[signal iris]

???

[onyx schooner]

i have evolved past baby mode

[signal iris]

i hope you never make it out of the haligtree

[onyx schooner]

i have no idea what a haligtree is

[signal iris]

nene is baby

[wind axle]

Lemur I am coming

[onyx schooner]

ayo?

[smoky matrix]

Divine tower of east altus (:

[wind axle]

[wind axle]

Gate or top

[smoky matrix]

top

[wind axle]

[golden mica]

😩 am bored but don't want to start NG+ yet cause there's things I should do

[smoky matrix]

wait

[shell goblet]

If you haven’t killed Rykard yet, I recommend his fight, it’s a gimmick fight like Yhorm

[smoky matrix]

you can't pvp here

[wind axle]

[smoky matrix]

that's so lame

[wind axle]

Queen's bedchamber

[smoky matrix]

cool high up circle area with grace right there but can't pvp

[smoky matrix]

where

[wind axle]

Queen's bedchamber

[shell goblet]

It’s just before Morgott

[wind axle]

Funny capital

[smoky matrix]

ohh

[thick orbit]

Didn't know steam done this

[wind axle]

Do I become red or no

[smoky matrix]

you can red

[wind axle]

Lf fingy

[thick orbit]

Whats the difference...

[smoky matrix]

I have fingered

[golden mica]

👀

[smoky matrix]

password P yes?

[thick orbit]

Whats frustration free packaging??? wtf

[wind axle]

Yes

[smoky matrix]

LF

[wind axle]

Kill.

boy

[smoky matrix]

not shwoing up !

is it cause I'm not on ng+?

[shell goblet]

Idk is guess perforated or just paper so it’s easy to rip

[wind axle]

thats not lemur

im also on ng+

[smoky matrix]

I'm not

[wind axle]

did you do the funny mountaintop

[smoky matrix]

no

[thick orbit]

Ah wait I found what it meant standard package is like hdd... didn't know ssd shapes can be hdd

really roughed down explanation

[shell goblet]

Cross NG play is a thing, but I think invasions are based on level

[shell goblet]

Yeah but why would you want a hard drive sized ssd?

[smoky matrix]

oh wait funny mountains change the capital

that's probably why I can't see it

[wind axle]

yes

[golden mica]

ratioed so hard

[thick orbit]

Dunno lol just getting a new ssd or M.2 but never installed a M.2 Before

[wind axle]

lame, also michael just rob'd me so it doesnt count as a loss

[golden mica]

ratio + you used cringestep

[smoky matrix]

whjere we go instead

[golden mica]

do da church of elleh

[wind axle]

herehaps?

[shell goblet]

Oh M.2 is super easy, don’t worry about it. I have 2 in my system and they’re super fast

[thick orbit]

Should I bite the bullet and get a 2tb m.2?

[wind axle]

yes

[thick orbit]

okie I shall get one

[smoky matrix]

we go lake cause idk where elleh is

[golden mica]

it's da first grace

[wind axle]

elleh is lame and boring anyway

funny ice plane

[smoky matrix]

why would I remember the name of a grace I touched once 70 hours ago michael

[shell goblet]

The connector is keyed and can only go in one way, so you won’t break it

[golden mica]

time to go ruin some pve players experience
https://i.imgur.com/IGey9IT.jpeg

[thick orbit]

okie, now I just gotta figure out if my MB can support it does have slots don't know what they are tho

[wind axle]

inb4 gets instakilled by unfunny meta

is this lemur i dont know anymore

[golden mica]

yeah I got cringed by pvp players waiting

[shell goblet]

I can dm you a pic of one if you need lol

[thick orbit]

ye

[wind axle]

okay maybe we should limit heals

[smoky matrix]

yeahhhh

[wind axle]

(yes i am coping)

2 heals per duel?

[smoky matrix]

sure

we using flask?

[void slate]

@exotic leaf U der?

[wind axle]

if u want

[exotic leaf]

hewwo

[wind axle]

fuck

[void slate]

Do you like my basement cinema

[golden mica]

@wind axle how did veil hit me twice

[exotic leaf]

i like how eveb the trees are inside

[wind axle]

you were pebbled from behind

[void slate]

It's an open area

[granite umbra]

meow

[wind axle]

lf more pvp gamers

bstep getting boring trying funny double spear

[void slate]

You can't say without without with

[smoky matrix]

yeah how do you do that summon thing

is that an art?

[exotic leaf]

are you going to stream today

[void slate]

Tell bloody Marty three times in front of window

I'm sorry I meant misfire not window

[wind axle]

lf gamers

[void slate]

Sorry I meant mirror not misfire

[smoky matrix]

you're stuck with me

[golden mica]

god pvp in this game is so incredibly cringe

[void slate]

In stuck with your glue stick

[smoky matrix]

[quick hearth]

meow

[smoky matrix]

game has perished

[wind axle]

[golden mica]

place mark!!!

[wind axle]

fight me no bleed

[void slate]

I will ask spinning wheel whether to stream gta iv or sims 4

[wind axle]

i wont use funny step

[exotic leaf]

okay i will wait

[hard spindle]

What happened 💀

[golden mica]

mf thinks I have other builds 💀

I wont rob you okay

[smoky matrix]

frost invade is so powerful my game crashes

[quick hearth]

skill issue

[hard spindle]

Have u tried not being beat sohard

[wind axle]

💀

[hollow marten]

Yeeesh

[void slate]

I think I'm in love with you're mom

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

Diarrhea shake

[exotic leaf]

that’s me

[void slate]

Being me is tight

[wind axle]

You are my mom

2 heal limit @golden mica

[void slate]

Guys Poland removes mask requirement next week

[wind axle]

nevermind michael is cringe a single blood loss does 99% of my health

[golden mica]

where'd you go

I blinked and you vanished

[void slate]

Michael Bay?

[golden mica]

lf frost health bar

[wind axle]

yes

[void slate]

He's hot

[wind axle]

lf michael fun build

[golden mica]

"don't go arcane" - frost 2022

also frost "blood loss does 99% of my health"

[wind axle]

yes

[hard spindle]

He's right

Don't fo arcane

For pussys

[void slate]

What is arcane

[void slate]

Test :(

[signal iris]

that doesn't matter

[cold nebula]

I am still running with a wooden Club in Elden Ring

[smoky matrix]

I hate that clone

[smoky matrix]

yes we resolved it

[wind axle]

gaming

[void slate]

I love your wooden club

[smoky matrix]

clone did all the work

[golden mica]

dw frosty, once I go onto NG+, i'll not be bleed no more

[wind axle]

real

[smoky matrix]

clone catches you from so much further than I thought

cause it comes out before your hit so I was like watching you

[void slate]

Is that Santa sitting by the fire?

[smoky matrix]

and then clone just zooms

[wind axle]

it also can go vertical for some reason

[cold nebula]

Can I equip both a club and a sword

[smoky matrix]

RIGHT

[wind axle]

i tested it on a dragon earlier it went full 90 degrees

[smoky matrix]

I tried jumping over it but nooo

[manic blaze]

Just got elden ring and I already have lost my emotions

[hard spindle]

What

It's elden rings not density

[quick hearth]

Good

[wind axle]

[golden mica]

turns out, a +0 haloscythe with 15 faith isnt' very good 😂

[void slate]

@hard spindle I love Density

[wind axle]

bro shit dealt like 20 damage 💀

[golden mica]

yeah 💀

[hard spindle]

Same

[golden mica]

@wind axle torch only fight?

[hard spindle]

Bros bout to turn pots into boss fights w that 😭 😭

[void slate]

Do you want to see a special fish @exotic leaf

[wind axle]

Sure 💀

[thick orbit]

We shall suffer for the next 2 weeks

Has HDD but refuses to game on it

[void slate]

4 TB woah mama

[exotic leaf]

yes

[thick orbit]

All full of media

[exotic leaf]

where is fish with da binky

[wind axle]

This is the dumbest fucking duel @golden mica

[golden mica]

SAYS THE MF WHO HEALED

[wind axle]

HhahahahaHahaha

[void slate]

I like it when Frost laughs

[thick orbit]

My dad swallowed a gold fish to get a packet of gold fish for free

We haven't had to buy a gold fish for 20 years

[void slate]

He should have spat

[thick orbit]

nah swallowers are champs

[void slate]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_swallower

[exotic leaf]

[bitter heath]

spitters are quitters

[void slate]

Do you like black swallower

[thick orbit]

[wind axle]

WHY

[golden mica]

CAUSE YOU HEALED ONCE AS WELL

[wind axle]

THIS WILL NEVER END

[golden mica]

NOW ITS 1 HEAL EACH

[wind axle]

YOUVE DOOMED US BOTH

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/higloss-streamer-cap-talk-pretty-gif-17574602

[golden mica]

gg let's never do that again

[wind axle]

The suffering has ended

[void slate]

Does she say omg she's sweet

[wind axle]

the suffering has ended

[golden mica]

LOOK AT THAT DAMAGE

[hard spindle]

LMAO

[void slate]

What game? Elden Ark? Lost Ring?

[thick orbit]

peter would you try out paralives?

Think I had asked it before but can't remember your answer

[void slate]

Is it out yet?

[thick orbit]

nah its still being made but so far from what I seen its looks good for a sims competitor

okie so its still in pre-alpha ;-;

https://www.paralives.com/development#

[smoky matrix]

pvp in this game be fun challenge

( you are facing a bleed user )

[exotic leaf]

isnt the head dev an asshole or something i remember there being some drama which lead to paralives being delayed

[wind axle]

any more elden ring pvp gamers

[thick orbit]

guh time to look up

[void slate]

Sounds like the ppl who play FreeSO, the fan recreation of the Sims Online

This is the hero we deserve

[exotic leaf]

excuse me

[hard spindle]

Wdym the pvp so so balanced

[wind axle]

The best way to balance pvp is to ban anyone with an arcane over 30

[hard spindle]

Ban magic

Game gaming

[smoky matrix]

ban anything that isn't raw physical damage

easy peasy

[hard spindle]

Lemur

[smoky matrix]

Rando

[hard spindle]

Ur so smart and cool. How do you come up w these ideas

[void slate]

@exotic leaf @desert pilot

[exotic leaf]

No you cant make me

[somber anvil]

@smoky matrix 💛

@exotic leaf

[thick orbit]

[bitter heath]

I wish I could be gaming, but this game hates PC players so I'm getting it a whole 7 hours after console players do

and I dont even get to preload

[desert pilot]

i just picked up the riddler mask from the post office

[thick orbit]

let us know how good it is

[bitter heath]

I shall

[thick orbit]

so far what I seen looks interesting just short from IGN watching

[exotic leaf]

LFG

[exotic leaf]

hi lewna

im making more bread today chat

[thick orbit]

different type of bread?

||dough the bread you want||

[exotic leaf]

||more breadussy ||

[thick orbit]

Honestly surprised i haven't caught covid

[bitter heath]

yeah, I think the demo they got given was like, one map. from what I've seen since it launched in other places it looks quite a bit more indepth than I thought

[exotic leaf]

i had some kid who got covid over break show up to school on tuesday

[bitter heath]

character creator is ridiculously complicated

[thick orbit]

wait character creator

[bitter heath]

yeah, it isnt set characters anymore

[fringe umbra]

we allowed to talk abt youtube vanced or is that against TOS?

[wind axle]

YouTube vanced my beloved

[fringe umbra]

youtube vanced is kill

[wind axle]

What

Mine still work

[fringe umbra]

creators got greedy and tried to NFT the vanced logo and google said no

they say the app itself will still work for some time, until google changes the youtube api

but future updates are dead and you cant download from official sources anymore

[wind axle]

Fucking nfts man

[fringe umbra]

ikr

[wind axle]

God fucking dammit

Can't have shit anymore

Fuck crypto

[fringe umbra]

i havent seen an ad in like 5 fucking years man

[wind axle]

Same

[fringe umbra]

im not ready to take the advertisementpill

[wind axle]

I'm not ready to spend money on an official but shittier vanced

I want funny auto promo-skip

Auto non-music skip

[fringe umbra]

i forgor to update before it was terminated and have to go to shady websites bc it wont connect to chromecast

[wind axle]

How long until gone

[fringe umbra]

the estimate a year or so before the app itself is useless

[thick orbit]

d2lfg nfts soon

[wind axle]

Okay so I have a year

[fringe umbra]

enough time for a non greedy dev to make a replacement

[wind axle]

Fucks sake nft enthusiasts just fucking go outside and look around for infinite nfts

Actual mongoloids I swear

[bitter heath]

I doubt the nft thing is what made youtube go at them

[wind axle]

It was technically legal

[bitter heath]

cause they forced discord bots to shutdown last year, and then started muscling into discord themselves

[wind axle]

Its basically just adblock

[fringe umbra]

the service was running for 5+ years but the second they tried to do NFTs they got C&D'd by google

[wind axle]

@fringe umbra where can I read more about it

[fringe umbra]

creators and moderators of the sub are actively supressing the NFT news

but searching "youtube vanced NFT shutdown" will yeild some results

[wind axle]

Actual shitters

[fringe umbra]

aaaah got my vanced back. now i can go into settings and disable everything that isnt an actually video

fuck off shorts
fuck off premium adverts
fuck off try youtube kids

[thick orbit]

youtube becoming more and more corporate

[exotic leaf]

gross

[sharp cliff]

can somebody with nitro please use the :HeGotTheGlizzy: emote cause i need the gif but can't send it myself

[fringe umbra]

is that the one of the guy flipping the glizzy like a butterfly knife

[sharp cliff]

ye

[exotic leaf]

[sharp cliff]

bless your soul

[thick orbit]

Anytime

[exotic leaf]

[fringe umbra]

god bless that gif

got me thru some hard times ngl

[thick orbit]

Lew wanna see what I ordered something from amazon gonna be fune

have to send in dms

[exotic leaf]

this is my favorite video with the glizzy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lUOP02sgCc

[bitter heath]

yo nice knife dude

[void slate]

Bread pussycat

[bitter heath]

have that shit saved as an mp4 in the deepest depths of my computer

[desert pilot]

guys im literally the riddler

[sacred oasis]

drippy

[void slate]

More like Hitler

[bitter heath]

gimp mask

[exotic leaf]

reminds me of something kanye would wear

[void slate]

I didn't know you were into BDSM

[bitter heath]

see, they also have olympic medalists in fortnite

apparently they're adding some american snowboarder

[fringe umbra]

holy crap lois its the riddler from matt reeves' latest film The Batman in cinemas now

[cold nebula]

Show your face

[signal iris]

i have master chief and the flash on fortnite

[desert pilot]

no

[signal iris]

i think black panther too

[desert pilot]

im literally the batman

i mean the riddler

[exotic leaf]

[bitter heath]

I have master chief, superman, catwoman, silver surfer, loki, shehulk, thor, spiderman, groot, naruto and kakashi to name a few

[fringe umbra]

youtube vanced last version ever cannot use chromecast

why live

[signal iris]

actually gonna cry

[thick orbit]

[fringe umbra]

express all your feelings in an anime style confession in front of them and all their friends and watch as no one laughs or croons but instead looks at you with ire, the weirdo that you are

[cunning galleon]

we can idm

[fringe umbra]

sorry I mean just talk to them you'll get there :^)

[desert pilot]

way too real claire 😔

[sharp vale]

PUSHIN P

PUSHIN P

[sharp vale]

Same thing you do with guys

You telling me you don't be flirtin with the boys as a joke????

[sharp vale]

Too true

[cold nebula]

I showed mine

[sharp vale]

PUSHIN P
PUSHIN P

[desert pilot]

thats good for you

[cold nebula]

Yes

How are you?

[desert pilot]

very happy

this riddler cosplay is the first cosplay i've done and im really happy how it turned out

[sharp vale]

Riddle me this batman

What can you find everywhere, but you can't seem to find? I have a lot of them, but you can't get one?

[desert pilot]

i was writing that same one lol

[sharp vale]

That's right.
It's BITCHES

[hushed hazel]

hello chat

epic birthday boy here

i will be spending £400 on something

[void slate]

@sharp vale Which is your favorite troll face?

[charred jasper]

Happy birthday

[desert pilot]

i am literally the riddler and i am here to say happy birthday

[hushed hazel]

thank you epic binding of isaac player

[void slate]

Which troll face is your favorite @desert pilot

[hushed hazel]

should i buy binding of isaac?

[desert pilot]

absolutely

buy rebirth and all the dlc

[void slate]

Yes. You will have something to talk about with Potassium

[hushed hazel]

ok

[desert pilot]

the 7th one

[sharp vale]

Number 7 "No bitches"

[void slate]

Also if you #donate at least 5 usd you'll get image permission @hushed hazel

[desert pilot]

also im not potassium im literally the riddler

[hushed hazel]

i should actually donate while i have money

[desert pilot]

yes

[void slate]

You're your mom

[desert pilot]

no im literally the riddler

[sharp vale]

Why don't your riddle yourself with some bitches

[hushed hazel]

where do i donate

actually ill do it when im home

getting cholesterol king rn

[void slate]

#donate

[desert pilot]

[hushed hazel]

[void slate]

Bitches are tight

[thick orbit]

@void slateI brought sims 3 collection since it was on sale

Instead of paying 600aud I just paid 120

[sharp vale]

Pay me 600 shawty

[thick orbit]

To neveer talk to me again? Sure

[void slate]

Same

[mild crystal]

damnnn

[sacred oasis]

Ren you were the one with over 1200+ games right?

[thick orbit]

Yeee

[sacred oasis]

and you still manage to find games to buy

[thick orbit]

Have my steam linked on my profile

[sacred oasis]

Sheesh

[thick orbit]

Have only played like 5%

[sacred oasis]

what is your PC setup?

[thick orbit]

On steamdb says I played 40% but I ran a steam card bot

2070 super, i7 9700, 32gb ram

Runs everything well

[sacred oasis]

damn

[sacred oasis]

steam card bot exists?

[thick orbit]

built it a week before 3000 came out so built it for cheap tbh

[thick orbit]

Yee runs steam games to get cards

[void slate]

@desert pilot

[sharp vale]

Wow mean

But 600 dollars is 600 dollars

[desert pilot]

[thick orbit]

guh found a way to sit up straight

am no long C

[thick orbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI for the whole server

[sharp vale]

@thick orbit guh

[thick orbit]

guh

[sacred oasis]

Damn, if only some of the mfs in this server could see this video

[shell goblet]

I have returned

Also Ren has a ballin setup apparently damn

[mental oyster]

Do y’all love me

[thick orbit]

Thought my pc setup is average

[hushed hazel]

my pc setup is odd cos i have 2 of them

3060 in one, 3080 in another

could never afford that nowadays, i got them both mad cheap

[shell goblet]

Bruh I had to get a GPU recently so all I have is a 1660

[shell goblet]

Yeah I wanna build a NAS

[thick orbit]

Yeah I got my 2070 for 800 then it jumped up to 1800

[shell goblet]

A 3090 is 2.5k

[hushed hazel]

yea

[thick orbit]

tbh not worth

[shell goblet]

Apparently GPU prices are dropping but it’s hard to tell

[thick orbit]

unless you are 4k gaming

[shell goblet]

Nah I’m driving 2 displays and m GPU doesn’t like it

[hushed hazel]

3080s have dropped to reasonable levels i think?

[shell goblet]

One is 2560x1440 165hz, the other is just an old 1920x1080 display I had

[thick orbit]

Think 20% down in Australia I heard

[hushed hazel]

i drive two 1440s with my 3060 and 3080 individually and they handle it fine

[thick orbit]

I running two 1080p with a 2070 no problems also did it with a r9 380x

[shell goblet]

Yeah I have 4gigs of vram

[hushed hazel]

dedidated wam

[shell goblet]

What’s the wecommended amount of dedidated wam I should have to server~

I’m just hoping the Steamdeck will be worth the $500, I wanna play Elden in class next year when I finally get it

[sharp arch]

https://twitter.com/finallevel/status/1506998392328794117?s=21

ICE T (@FINALLEVEL)

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[shell goblet]

Fr tho, I think gas price is like 4.20 a gallon in Atlanta

[sharp vale]

No

[sharp vale]

L bozo 5$ for my gas

[thick orbit]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1424910/KEO/ Free game

Steam

KEO

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[cold nebula]

Not even Bulgaria wants him, but thats cause no face reveal

[severe musk]

dudes with anime girl pfps are suspect

[thick orbit]

tbh server owners of anime discord servers are very sus

I have many stories about one

[severe musk]

ive never been in an anime discord server but i wouldnt doubt that at all

[void slate]

why does no one have anime boy pfps

[severe musk]

like what

[thick orbit]

Discord moderator memes would be true

[severe musk]

cus anime boy cringe, anime man better

[severe musk]

did he call u kitten or something LOL

[thick orbit]

Not that type of meme the uh other disgusting one

lol

[void slate]

anime woman pfp when

[severe musk]

the pedo one? LOL

[severe musk]

never ever

[thick orbit]

yep

[void slate]

I'm too tired to stream @exotic leaf

[thick orbit]

@void slateBest one?

[severe musk]

Yuck, he got too used to those weird anime tropes

its always the animes that have that same generic ass art style that also share the weirdest twisted little cliches

[thick orbit]

and I can't even report them since I don't have url for the messages

[void slate]

Isla Paradiso is broken from what I heard, I only played a bit of Appaloosa Plains

[thick orbit]

Twinbrook

[severe musk]

u dont have screenshots or anything?

[thick orbit]

The person she showed me the dms with screenshare I forgot to screenshot ;-;

Kinda happen too fast kinda thing

[sharp vale]

Too real

[severe musk]

yeah i get that, probably too busy being disgusted lol

ur friend doesnt wanna report him herself?

[thick orbit]

I stopped talking to everyone in that server after that lol so likely not

[sharp vale]

Big W

Just paid the courts 114$ big L

[exotic leaf]

omg

[thick orbit]

Would stream it but I am sick atm

[sharp vale]

How much do y'all owe the courts

[thin kelp]

3500$

[sharp vale]

Too real

[thin kelp]

Oh sorry I thought you meant the government

[sharp vale]

Too real regardless

[thin kelp]

They ain't ever getting it

[queen osprey]

@paper yew

[severe musk]

hopefully she did tho, would be unfortunate if she didnt

[sharp vale]

Hello pat

[sharp vale]

I don't want to be arrested

[thin kelp]

It's not a crime if you don't get caught

[sharp vale]

Too real

[desert pilot]

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

its me the riddler

[shell goblet]

What is today’s riddle?

[desert pilot]

What can you find everywhere, but you can't seem to find? I have a lot of them, but you can't get one?

[sacred oasis]

[shell goblet]

Bitches

[desert pilot]

well done

[sharp vale]

L

Just took it from me

[void slate]

does anyone know what happened to the epic games vs apple case

[shell goblet]

I do

[desert pilot]

not like you came up with it

[void slate]

is it over?

[sharp vale]

They settled outside of court and epic got a huge paycheck I think

[sharp vale]

Real

[shell goblet]

Epic can’t get a new dev license since they technically violated the terms, but Apple now has to allow embedded 3rd party payment applications

[void slate]

Fuck, it's like Prince Andrew

[sharp vale]

Epic was in the right though

[desert pilot]

wait did apple sue epic

[sharp vale]

Apple made financial violations

[shell goblet]

No Epic sure Apple

[sharp vale]

Other way

[desert pilot]

oh what happened

[void slate]

apple doesn't allow third party payment services

[shell goblet]

Apple took a large percentage of all transactions and wouldn’t allow 3rd party payment

[void slate]

epic said screw apple rules and added option to pay for Fortnite bypassing Apple so they removed the app from iOS

[hushed hazel]

i buy vbucks daily

[somber anvil]

@thick orbit

[thick orbit]

guh I can't register my sims 3 on thesims3 ;-;

[void slate]

v bucks 😳

[thick orbit]

[shell goblet]

So it kind ended in a stalemate

[void slate]

Have you played My Sims

[sharp vale]

Nap time

[thick orbit]

Yee launched it twice

[sharp vale]

Gm gn ga

[void slate]

I launched it once

[shell goblet]

Does anyone have any good rap artist recommendations, I’ve been listening to a lot Shahmen recently

[thin kelp]

Old school? New school?

[shell goblet]

Their Bad Dream Catcher album is my favorite

Old school beat new school flow

But not mumble rap

[desert pilot]

kendrick lamar

MF DOOM

[thin kelp]

Sheeesh

[thick orbit]

Yeah think it just doesn't like me ;-;

[shell goblet]

I’d link a song if I could, but Mark by Shahmen is the kind of vibe im going for

[thick orbit]

just stays like this

[void slate]

How was your day dear man @thin kelp

Pot Ninja is the coolest person on Earth am I right @desert pilot

[desert pilot]

so true

[shell goblet]

I don’t know if it would classify as old school but it’s not overly trap beat

[desert pilot]

this song has the same vibe as wolf

by tyler the creator

[hushed hazel]

so true

[void slate]

I'm so mad today

😡

[desert pilot]

why are you mad peter

[shell goblet]

What has angered the Peter

[void slate]

I hate my sisters

I also fell down on my e-scooter onto dirt

Do you have siblings @desert pilot

[desert pilot]

i have a sister

[void slate]

do you also hate her

[desert pilot]

no i love her

[thick orbit]

Why does my jaw just hurt

its like tightening

[void slate]

I have a misplaced jaw and my lips look weird

[sharp stratus]

do you clench your teeth

[thick orbit]

only uh during certain times

just might be cause I am sick tbh

[void slate]

I clench teeth when I'm very drunk

[sharp stratus]

just asking cause i clench my teeth without noticing a lot and it can cause my jaw to lock up

its probably just tetanus

[hushed hazel]

yea i clench my teeth when my ears ring

i may have mild tinnitus or however u spell

[sharp stratus]

i was talking about the rust tetanus but tinnitus works as well lmao

tinnitus honestly sounds like hell

im assuming that youd eventually get used tot he ringing but i just cant imagine it

[hushed hazel]

yea ik but it caused the word to pop into my head

[thick orbit]

@void slate I sorted it out had to go through origin first

[hushed hazel]

i only have mild so my ears just be ringing like randomly for a few seconds

[void slate]

What's that

[thick orbit]

Katy Perry one

[sharp stratus]

that happens to me too, i just randomly get ringing sometimes but it never lasts long. is that technically tinnitus?

[void slate]

😦

[thick orbit]

[sharp stratus]

thats so unsatisfying lol

[short idol]

@vital roost want to see hat i bought

[hushed hazel]

yea mild/occasional tinnitus is very very common

[vital roost]

sure

[short idol]

becoming a basic white boy one piece of clothing at a time

[vital roost]

looks like a golfer hat

[sharp stratus]

thats the epitome of a golfer hat lmao

[short idol]

fishing hat 🥱

PFG

[vital roost]

like i'd imagine a 50 yr old rich guy golfing with that on

[short idol]

no they would be wearing a masters hat

[vital roost]

or a really spry young adult

[short idol]

pfg is professional fishing gear im pretty sure

[shell goblet]

Eramis moment

[sharp stratus]

theres a golfing program in my college and they all wear columbia like crazy

[vital roost]

#💬destiny-chat ||yes kinda but she can be revived any time by her ghost if he finds her||

[short idol]

@vital roost @sharp stratus this

[void slate]

I'm sorry

[thick orbit]

Should I buy the worlds with the steam points I got peter?

[short idol]

i disassociate pfg with colombia even though they are owned by colombia

[vital roost]

i mean i don't care i just don't want u getting in trouble w/ mods

[sharp stratus]

yeah at the end of the day im not sure about those brands lmao, i dont wear them. i just feel like i see golfers wear that a lot

[thick orbit]

Ash wanna see I got from amazon

[vital roost]

yes

[vital roost]

fair enough

[thick orbit]

[short idol]

the amount of shirts i own identical to this one is ungodly

@vital roost when will i be basic

or have i already achieved

[sharp stratus]

do you feel basic

[short idol]

i mean yeah

[thick orbit]

I own a lot of grey stuff

One time I went out and realised I was wearing all grey

[sharp stratus]

grey is the perfect color

[thick orbit]

true

[sharp stratus]

then you might be basic lmao

[void slate]

grey is gay

[sharp stratus]

how dare you

[short idol]

i wear the same two pairs of shorts everywhere

and i refuse to be seen in any shorts longer than 5 inch inseems

[void slate]

Would you like to see an idiot

on a video

[short idol]

what

[void slate]

https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/tmn69c/its_amazing_how_he_can_make_himself_spin_like_that/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[sharp stratus]

i love that video

[short idol]

i feel like i should not watch that video in class

[void slate]

it's not nsfw

[sharp stratus]

its not that kind of washing machine situation

[short idol]

how did he make that happen

[void slate]

camera inside that spins with the metal thing

[short idol]

i do not like physics

[thick orbit]

guh you can't get certain sim 3 worlds

[sharp stratus]

beautiful

[severe musk]

u called that physics???

[short idol]

blah blah blah momentum gravity blah blah blah

[short idol]

me aggressively checking my packages status when it said shipping is 7 days

and it has been less than 24 hours

rioting 😡

[void slate]

process deez nuts

[short idol]

ratio

[short idol]

ratio denied + counter ratio

[strange gust]

"NFT owner"

[sharp stratus]

ultimate insult

[strange gust]

Legit

No counter ratio could beat it

[cold nebula]

My 2 hours in Elden Ring are exactly that

[strange gust]

This bot

I will destroy this bot

[short idol]

destroy me 😳

[strange gust]

Yes

[thick orbit]

Okay now I understand when they said sims 3 is unoptimized

[void slate]

It's not 64 bit 😦

[sacred oasis]

What a polite looking fellow

[sharp stratus]

i wish it wasnt taboo to have raccoons as pets. theyre so cute

[severe musk]

who said its taboo

[sharp stratus]

rabies is usually associated with raccoons

[short idol]

then get a rabies shot for it

[void slate]

This is me and @vital roost

[vital roost]

which is which

[void slate]

yes

[vital roost]

so real

[lament egret]

ashy wanna see the cuh

[sharp vale]

Show us the cuh

[sharp stratus]

gawd DAYUM

[sharp vale]

Where's his mamalona

[onyx schooner]

koe irl

[lament egret]

no

[sharp vale]

Can't be a cuh without la mamalona

[void slate]

Typical Density player

[short idol]

yeetim

[sharp vale]

What

[short idol]

hello

[sharp vale]

Cat y la mamalona

[sharp vale]

Oh I thought u needed smth

[short idol]

no

[sharp vale]

L bozo write some essays

[short idol]

i still havent turned that essay in 💀

i am going to finish it tonight

and turn it in a month late

[sharp vale]

Big L bozo

[void slate]

The only true Bozo is Bozo Boris J

[severe musk]

i love Density 2

[gray bramble]

same

[vital roost]

cuh

sorry i had to leave to go to movies with father

chat my theater is doing a ghibli fest in april who is coming

[sharp vale]

At least your father loves you

[sharp stratus]

couldnt be me

[vital roost]

he wouldn’t if he knew i dressed in girl clothing

[sharp vale]

He still loves the version of you he has in his head

[signal iris]

uhhh
it's actually easier lol

[vital roost]

fair

[signal iris]

why is it so easy to flirt with guys, but when it comes to women, it's like

[red cloak]

Me

[desert pilot]

i can understand how men think but then i talk to a woman and i completely shut down

its not fair

[sharp stratus]

i think the typical guy is a bit starved for attention and will go along with it more easily, but with women theres a preconception that you have to bring your A game

[desert pilot]

i think i prefer guys anyways

[sharp stratus]

at least thats what the cultural norm seems to be

[desert pilot]

even tho i am bi

the thought of rejection is still scary

[sharp stratus]

especially nowadays with all this "chad" and "sigma" rhetoric

[sharp stratus]

always will be :/ it sucks to make yourself vulnerable just for it to go no where

[vital roost]

tbf people who actually subscribe to that dogma are to be avoided

[desert pilot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zxnoT3XBu0 wowowow this sounds great

[sharp vale]

Bc the precedent of girls being uncomfortable with guys is something that has been engrained to us since birth

[vital roost]

because it’s just not true

[desert pilot]

tyler AND denzel dropping tomorrow???

[vital roost]

alphas aren’t a real thing not even in nature

[desert pilot]

i am in heaven rn

[sharp stratus]

i completely agree, its toxic

[vital roost]

also most people who spew things abt alphas and sigmas and chads are usually homophobic and sexist (and have extremely fragile egos)

we do a little avoiding

[desert pilot]

only chad i respect is a gym chad who is kind and welcoming to everyone who wants to start working out

[sharp stratus]

i know its mostly just memes, but even in jokes people tend to hide a bit of their own truth and beliefs.

[vital roost]

yeah that’s not who i’m referring to tbf

[sharp vale]

We do a lot of avoiding

[desert pilot]

yeah i know

[void slate]

Your cosplay was awesome

[desert pilot]

thanks peter i think so too

[vital roost]

some people are crazy in belief in that, and there are people who do podcasts and shows on it and target/manipulate young insecure people and it’s fucking awful

[thin kelp]

Cosplay?

[vital roost]

it’s a horrible mindset and will not get you far in life

[desert pilot]

oh yeah gimme a sec

im literally the riddler

[thin kelp]

[sacred oasis]

True!

[vital roost]

riddler time

[fickle sentinel]

Ayo what

[vital roost]

give me a riddle K

[thin kelp]

Yoo actually him

[desert pilot]

its actually me

[thin kelp]

Real

[thin kelp]

Lmaoo

[vital roost]

it makes me want to cosplay again

cosplaying is so much fun

[desert pilot]

this is the first cosplay i've made

[sharp stratus]

yeah i love the internet, but it gives such loud voices to people who should be ignored.

[vital roost]

hard agree

[desert pilot]

im really happy with how it turned out

it was fun making it too

[sharp stratus]

if i had an artistic or creative bone in my body i would absolutely cosplay

[void slate]

Guys I want to buy a used 2010 macbook 🥺

[fickle sentinel]

Dare I ask why

[vital roost]

OK CHAT I LEAVE MOVIE STARTING BYEBYE

[sharp stratus]

WHAT MOVIE

[fickle sentinel]

I wanna watch a movie >:(

[void slate]

Because I never owned anything from apple and I don't have a laptop for basic stuff

[desert pilot]

have fun watching whatever movie you are watching ashy

[thin kelp]

SCREENSHARE OR I WILL BARGE IN AND STEAL ALL UR MILK

[fickle sentinel]

A 2010 MacBook would like barely function

Old apple products don't tend to hold up over time

[sharp stratus]

im just gonna assume its the new batman

[thin kelp]

SOMETHINGS IN THE WAY

[desert pilot]

im literally the riddler from The Batman (2022)

[thin kelp]

HMMMM HMMMM

[sharp stratus]

i never wouldve thought that song would be great in a batman movie

[thin kelp]

Riddle me this batman

[fickle sentinel]

I need to watch that movie

[void slate]

I love batman

[sharp stratus]

its so good imo

[fickle sentinel]

I haven't seen that or spiderman yet :|

[desert pilot]

can't believe they would bring back kurt cobain back to life to write that song

[thin kelp]

same

[desert pilot]

it was so good

[void slate]

batman is tight 🥺

[sacred oasis]

[desert pilot]

i loved it

[fickle sentinel]

It looked good

[thin kelp]

Truly a wonder of science

[thin kelp]

SPIDERMAN INTO THE SPIDERVERSE????

[desert pilot]

so real

[fickle sentinel]

Yeah 😔

[sharp stratus]

thats been debunked actually, they just put cobain's skin over an animatronic and played the soundtrack in sync 😦

[thin kelp]

[fickle sentinel]

Its bc I work close so I can't go after work, and I'm usually off on weekdays so nobody is off to go with me

And I don't like going to the movies alone

[thin kelp]

Just pirate it

[fickle sentinel]

It's not on digital yet (otherwise I would)

[void slate]

@desert pilot This guy will translate to Finnish anything you write in English https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/tmqfwe/yes_i_am_too_lazy_to_make_my_own_meme/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[fickle sentinel]

Im not into watching those camrips

[thin kelp]

True

[desert pilot]

it was on netflix at some point

[void slate]

I'm into watching you

[desert pilot]

or do you mean no way home

[fickle sentinel]

Both

[desert pilot]

into the spiderverse is digital

[fickle sentinel]

Since when

[sharp stratus]

into the spiderverse is a must watch

[void slate]

I love Miles Morales, he's very tight

[sharp stratus]

🤨

[thin kelp]

I had a dream that I did something and my whole life fell apart in a matter of hours
And then I woke up

[desert pilot]

bro it was released in 2018

[void slate]

His girlfriend must also be very tight

[fickle sentinel]

Wait no not into the spider verse

[desert pilot]

which one then

[fickle sentinel]

I've seen that one, im talking about no way home

[desert pilot]

oh

[thin kelp]

Mid way home

[desert pilot]

but you said both

[void slate]

.

[desert pilot]

no

[fickle sentinel]

I was talking about no way home and the Batman

My fault I guess

[void slate]

does your house feel safe inside of you

[desert pilot]

ayo

[thin kelp]

first good superhero movie i watched was man of steel

[fickle sentinel]

I am living in your walls

[void slate]

i live in Europe our walls are made of bricks you can't be inside of them

[fickle sentinel]

Ye of little faith

[sharp stratus]

but whats inside the brick

[sharp vale]

Guys guys

Yeetim moment 3047

[thin kelp]

off brand but has a chance to be really good

[sharp vale]

I found this in the back of a Chrysler 300 that's been at our shop for MONTHS

It was in a first aid kit

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

they really didn't need to add joker

[sharp vale]

Anyways, this first aid kit energy bar has been sitting in a trunk for several months, it's one of those energy bars with a shit ton of preservatives so it last several years

[sharp stratus]

im so confused with DC tbh

[desert pilot]

it felt way too forced

[sharp vale]

Anyways

I ate the bar, it was honestly mid