💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[signal seal]

I know Hyetta 🙂

she's not based at all

[signal iris]

chat?

[sharp vale]

Millicent is based

[rough trail]

Millicent is decently based

[sharp vale]

AVERTING MY EYES

[signal iris]

melina is based bc she holds my hand

[sharp vale]

YOO MILLICENT HOT AF

I'M DOWN SO BAD

[rough trail]

one armed mfers

[sharp vale]

MILLICENT PROSTHESIS HEIRLOOM

LETS GO ONE ARMED SHAWTY

[teal temple]

in the future you can wash your gpu without it breaking

[void slate]

Did you bite her hand you monster

[sharp vale]

LOL

[signal seal]

Melina swore to ||follow me until my death||

[signal iris]

|| everyone leaves me ||

[rough trail]

yeah melina was capping

[void slate]

She swore to ||deez nuts||

[sharp vale]

NO WHERE DID THE OLD GUY IN THE SHACK GO

[signal iris]

wait, what is this? i haven't seen this
|| is this frenzied flame path? ||

[rough trail]

yeah

[sharp vale]

Anyways

Secret cave time

[signal seal]

yes very cool ending but mostly i needed the ||frenzy flame talisman||

[signal iris]

|| if you become frenzied before burning the tree? ||

[rough trail]

yeah

[signal seal]

||yes if you frenzy before burning the tree Melina survives ||

[rough trail]

well at any time it doesn’t matter

[signal seal]

no you ||get extra dialogue if you burn it yourself||

[rough trail]

see I wish we got an extra ending for that

I know but it still ends the same way

[signal iris]

|| i frenzied almost last minute ||

OHHH HYETTA

[signal seal]

so yeah you missed the dialogue because ||she was dead||

[signal iris]

i remember her

[sacred oasis]

letting y’all know 🙏

[hollow marten]

[signal iris]

i did hyetta's quest pretty late into the game lol

[signal seal]

yeah it makes sense and it's fine if you don't care about the lore but i hope you got the talisman

i really need to get a flocks canvas talisman ASAP though 😦

i did the funny and got the prosthesis and rotten sword talisman instead which is patched now

[signal seal]

best seal in the game

[signal iris]

also lore?

in a fromsoft game?

[signal seal]

yeah 😐

[signal iris]

time is convoluted in lordran

[sharp vale]

WHY ARE RHERE THREE OF THEM

WBY ARE THERE THREE

WHY ARE THERE THREE CRYSTAL WHORES IN THE CAVE

[signal seal]

they're easy

[sharp vale]

I got my ass wooped

Gonna get my 26k runes tomorrow

Gonna sleep rn

[signal iris]

use a bonk weapon till you break their guard and theyre weak to anything

[onyx schooner]

i killed the stone giant on the divine bridge way too early, the teleporter near him isnt even usable yet

[signal iris]

what bridge?

[onyx schooner]

theres a trapped chest that takes you there

[signal iris]

the giant has nothing to do with the transporter

[onyx schooner]

well i didnt know that until i killed him lmao

im guessing its tied to the major boss

[signal iris]

yes, kinda

it leads to a tower for a shard

[onyx schooner]

neat

[signal iris]

i went there once but i couldn't open the door bc i didn't have the shard

great rune

[sharp vale]

I took another L

[signal iris]

whatever

[sharp vale]

Getting off will resume tomorrow

[hard spindle]

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IQkCd/37d0e40017.jpg eyes go brrrt

[sharp vale]

Gm randolando

[hard spindle]

Die

[sharp vale]

RANDO LANDO just an anagram for anor lando

Anor londo

[hard spindle]

Yo mom musta dropped u

[sharp vale]

Mean

[hard spindle]

No other explanation at this point

[sharp vale]

No but she dripped me

[desert pilot]

[hard spindle]

Yo drip looks like a suburban white boy

[sharp vale]

I just dress casually tbf

[proper crest]

still awake… :/

[hard spindle]

Sub urban white boy zzz

[thick orbit]

I made a pot of noodles

with 6 packets

[desert pilot]

you sure got him good

[sharp vale]

Share

[hard spindle]

Bro yo head longer than yo forearm

[desert pilot]

bruh

[thick orbit]

I will cause I am already full

[hard spindle]

Am I wrong?

[desert pilot]

yes

[sharp vale]

Real real real

[sharp vale]

Shiiih I wish my head was longer than my forearm

Y'know what I'm sayin'

[hard spindle]

Die

[sharp vale]

Certified yeetim moment

[desert pilot]

this is a YEETIM moment

[sharp vale]

I love being yeetim

Such a great vibe honestly

[desert pilot]

no

[hard spindle]

I imagine it's living in hell buy u r to dumb to know

[sharp vale]

Yeetim moment

Got tired of the fight and started wailing

[desert pilot]

elden ring is lame im outta here

[teal temple]

i have arrived

[sharp vale]

Mf listening to day n night

[sharp vale]

Where we goin'

[teal temple]

me shitting so hard i invent a new frequency to shit on

[sharp vale]

Let's fucking go

[desert pilot]

great song

im listening to the whole album

[desert pilot]

cudi my beloved

[void slate]

🤧

[sharp vale]

L

[sharp vale]

🅱️eter

[void slate]

On a scale from 1 to 10 how annoying am I? @sharp vale @desert pilot

[sharp vale]

2

[desert pilot]

idk like a 2

[sharp vale]

Don't be concerned about how you are perceived, just live your life

The people who want to tolerate you will and they're the only ones worth sticking with anyways

[teal temple]

based advice, people will always hate some part of you for no reason. best to just be your own you

[desert pilot]

well said

[sharp vale]

I give good advice

Yeetim moment

I love being yeetim

[wind axle]

use a horse bozo

[sharp vale]

Horse L bozo

[wind axle]

bozer

[sharp vale]

I fight Mano a Mano

Everything else is cringe and unbased

[wind axle]

you fight mano a 4 mano

[sharp vale]

I don't even use summons

[teal temple]

frost did you ever find my message

[sharp vale]

Luna do u use summons

Do u fight hand to hand like a chad

[teal temple]

i tend to play alone most of the time except when i call upon frost or semp to nuke a boss that i get really close to killing but die to something i cannot control

[sharp vale]

Unbased

I just raw dog my way through everything

[teal temple]

that one knight dude i was like 20 levels under to fight , frost took most of the aggro and nuked it

[sharp vale]

If I die I die and run it back

I will beat every single thing in this game solo

So far I have

[teal temple]

level 1. with a club.

[sharp vale]

I beat Margit and uhhh that hros dude tree sentinel with club at lvl1

Once I got a srwod from the knights it was game over for godrick

[teal temple]

i think i have a uchi katana at like +13 and my moonviel at like +5 and i still need help playing the game, it's like my damage isn't enough even after spec'ing into what i need to

[sharp vale]

My hook claws aren't even +13 yet

[sharp vale]

I feel like it's always like that

In elden ring, anyways. That's why I started abusing bleed

[teal temple]

i even dropped my shield in terms of damage because people keep saying two handed katana is op (i mean there are op builds but maybe i'm not doing it right)

[sharp vale]

I also feel like katanas are underwhelming. A regular great sword does more chunk damage

[golden mica]

@wind axle You'll be happy to know I've nearly completed my build 😇
||https://i.imgur.com/Vk86fJu.png||

[signal iris]

i have a +25 uchigatana and a +25 nagakiba

[sharp vale]

Jesus Christ what the fuck

[signal iris]

[sharp vale]

mf wants the world's oceans to run red with blood

Thinking about switching to a frost build now

[teal temple]

i need more high level smithing stones for my katana's but i have no clue where to get them

[sharp vale]

L noob bozo ||me too please help||

[golden mica]

please try this out and tell me what you think

[golden mica]

which tier? there are ballbearing to get so that you can buy infinite from shop

[sharp vale]

Oh I already played around with it. Great swords already do good chunk damage + bleed procs, I'd pair it with some dagger too like the curved dagger

[golden mica]

procs bleed

[sharp vale]

OHH

Mf why did I read IT AS BLEED

[teal temple]

oh lemme check, i think... tier 6? idk there's that number next to the upgrade thing

[sharp vale]

bozo I'm drugged on medicine

[sharp vale]

Same concept

[sharp vale]

Have you gotten that frost axe yet?

[desert pilot]

smash

[sharp vale]

You could pair both of them together

One for quick hits and the other one for heavy hits

Only reason I haven't tuck to a weapon as much as I stuck to my claws is bc I don't have materials LOL

[signal iris]

dual wielding different weapon types is kinda weird

[rough trail]

I like getting somber smithing stones 1-9 early

[sharp vale]

Dual weilding? I just switch between weapons often

If I want to play with a shield I switch to a weapon I pair with a shield and switch back and forth

Enemies that have a lot of open hits I use my claws for. Enemies that need more caution I use my claymore and shield

[teal temple]

bro's help pls

[golden mica]

Somber Stone or smithing?

[teal temple]

it keeps saying "failed to login to elden ring servers"

already restarted steam

[golden mica]

https://twitter.com/ELDENRING/status/1506511191564300294

ELDEN RING (@ELDENRING)

Multiplayer servers for #ELDENRING
will undergo maintenance on March 23, 2022. It is expected to last about 1
hour.

Maintenance will begin at 1:00 AM PT | 08:00 UTC | 17:00
JST

Patch notes will be available following the maintenance. Thank you in advance for your patience.

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[sharp vale]

And if it happens to be an enemy like tree sentinel or godskin where their poise can be broken and they're staggered, I switch to my claws for quick bleed procs

[teal temple]

how will i play this game without messages every 20 feet??

[sharp vale]

Imagine them

[golden mica]

Downtime is good, forces me to log into density

[sharp vale]

"hehehe someone would've put finger but whole here"

[fringe umbra]

just got enden rang

[sharp vale]

Use the sleep sword

[fringe umbra]

kinda bad ngl

[sharp vale]

Doesn't sleep scale with arcane too?

[lament egret]

hi offtopic oomfies

[rough trail]

does sleep even work on anything in pve besides npcs

[sharp vale]

Hello koemfie

[sharp vale]

Some high level enemies/bosses

There's a list

[granite umbra]

lost ark unironically fun

[rough trail]

also why the fuck are the gargoyles resistant to literally everything

fuck black blade kindred

[sharp vale]

Sword of St Trina!!

[desert pilot]

hi koe

[desert pilot]

boss

[unkempt plinth]

go into every crystal mine and murder some crystalline guardians

[lament egret]

hihi

[rough trail]

the 8 and 9 somber smithing stones are actually the easiest

[sharp vale]

APPLYING SLEEP TO THE SNAIL CRASHES THE GAME LOL

LIVE SNAIL REACTION WHERE

[unkempt plinth]

ancient dragon ones aren't infinite

[rough trail]

no they are not

you still get like 6 per ng cycle though

[sharp vale]

So most bosses can actually be put to sleep while staggered

Interesting

Gonna sleep Melania

[void slate]

Is Klara Kanapka here?

[turbid igloo]

In gta i soloed cayo perico

[desert pilot]

its ez

i've soloed it too

[teal temple]

What is death root used for?

[mild crystal]

[hard spindle]

U trade em to dat beast dude for incantations

He sells other shi but incantations are the most memorable imo

[golden mica]

Just realised there's patch notes coming with this downtims

Bleed nerf incoming?

[hard spindle]

Thank fuck

If there isn't a bleed nerf they are all braindead

[wind axle]

Please god

Whip buff???

[teal temple]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BLEED NERF

why the fuck do i take bleed damage when i'm BLOCKING WITH A FUCKING SHIELD

[rough trail]

they need to nerf bleed frost and mimic tear

[wind axle]

RoB removal

[rough trail]

then the game will be kind of balanced

[wind axle]

Mimic Tear kinda balanced already past nerf

[teal temple]

what's wrong with frost?

the status debuff

[wind axle]

Ikr what I do

[rough trail]

same problem as bleed where it just makes the weapon do way more damage and also does %hp damage

[wind axle]

Mald

[rough trail]

mimic tear is only really broken because it gets to abuse those status effects

[hard spindle]

Doge is a thing uno

[rough trail]

I still think it’s very powerful regardless because it’s basically just a summon that doesn’t actually scale the boss

[hard spindle]

Ppl when they realise they can doge instead of blocking bleed attacks 😱 😱 😱

[teal temple]

i thought they nerfed mimic tear tho? what even was the nerf

[hard spindle]

It's v brain dead now

Bro tries to fight everything but the boss 😭

Even enemy's on the other side of the mjst

[rough trail]

yeah that’s just not true

it does less damage but seems to play smarter and still procs bleed and frost so what’s it even matter

[hard spindle]

Why would u ruin it

[rough trail]

because I want everyone using it so that they nerf it again

[hard spindle]

Ummm actually 🤓

[rough trail]

don’t 🤓 me

[void slate]

We have the ultimate weapon

[hard spindle]

I just did

[void slate]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb#

[hard spindle]

Sorry that was kinda messed man

[rough trail]

now that’s Kurt a shame

Kurt a shame

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-master-chief-slow-down-xbox-video-games-gif-18456384

[hard spindle]

I'm sorry man 😭 😭

[rough trail]

bro wtf Kurt a shame

[hard spindle]

Good we don't want u

[void slate]

No one is immune to gay bomb

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-tobey-maguire-gif-23512007

[hard spindle]

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-thats-it-gonna-cry-tobey-maguire-are-you-going-to-cry-gif-17698704

[hard spindle]

Who r u

[void slate]

Y r u ignoring me :(

[hushed hazel]

me

[hard spindle]

I liked how the one next to it says body oder

[hard spindle]

If this is true why haven't we sextetted ??? Clearly lying

[hushed hazel]

too many hoes in my dms

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/dorito-yes-gif-24820518

[void slate]

I think dropping even a regular bomb will make people sweat.

[hard spindle]

Fake gay. Talks to hoes zzz

[hushed hazel]

ratio zzzz

[hard spindle]

LMAO TRUE

[hard spindle]

Reddit is unironically so cringe and ppl who use reddit should be shot

[void slate]

Shoot me then

[hard spindle]

Sorry Peter

[void slate]

💀

[queen osprey]

this is cute

[hard spindle]

Why r u so mean pat 🥺

[void slate]

Dying is cute

[hard spindle]

Dying is tight

[rough trail]

do you imply that a shrimp was the one to fry this rice

[void slate]

🍤

[trail citrus]

[void slate]

I'd rather be a shrimp than a simp

[trail citrus]

thats good Peter

[teal temple]

caddince

[trail citrus]

Luna

[teal temple]

is this u cad

[trail citrus]

i shave unfortunately

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-cringe-dies-from-cringe-meme-star-wars-meme-gif-22116997

i remember a golden age of when i had the ugliest fucking beard alive as a freshman, oh how painful the burden of those memories are.

[sacred oasis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721602605519994960/948212651064950794/caption-8.gif

[turbid igloo]

hey i watch reddit for the memes and-

[sudden pine]

Hi, I hope I am allowed to ask this in this channel but it's probably not the best place to ask; how can I change my region role? I'm actually EU

[nocturne horizon]

I'll shot with ya brother

[golden mica]

not currently working, the bot is under maintenance

[sudden pine]

Oh okay, too bad but thanks for the info!

[hard spindle]

Hasn't it been a year now?

[teal temple]

yep whoever designed it is lazy af

[hard spindle]

Be nice to navist

😭

[teal temple]

navist didn't make it though ?

[hard spindle]

Didn't he?

I thought Navist made rankbot

[teal temple]

idk, haven't been here long enough to find out

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Seraphine#1337 joined this server on: 24 September, 2020

[teal temple]

damn two years and i still don't know

[hard spindle]

I thought they used dono money to pay Navist to make the bot

Idk 100%

@trail citrus who made rankbot

[teal temple]

well it's more like 4, i joined in 2018 but lost my old account. I remember lfg'ing for prestige levi

[hard spindle]

I thought it was navist

[teal temple]

@trail citrus

[hard spindle]

I already pinged fatass

[teal temple]

who made rank bot?

[hard spindle]

I already asked

Get lost L

[desert pilot]

i made rankbot

[teal temple]

know what, caddince can't do anything if we ping him 200 times

[trail citrus]

Navist

[teal temple]

finna get banned for calling navist lazy

[sacred oasis]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Mario#5481 joined this server on: 22 September, 2021

[hard spindle]

I TD U

[teal temple]

@trail citrus i bet 200 dollars your a sweaty recruit main in siege

[hard spindle]

I TOLD U

[trail citrus]

recruit

[hard spindle]

Caddince is a casual gamer pls don't insult him

[teal temple]

yeah you use recruit with shield, cringe recruit user

[trail citrus]

im a siege og

played the beta in 2015

[golden mica]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Sempiternal#7849 joined this server on: 21 January, 2020

[teal temple]

oh yeah caddince??

[golden mica]

ratio

[trail citrus]

oh yeah

[teal temple]

well i was one of the dev's

[lament egret]

damn michael

[desert pilot]

i only played mute when i played r6

[trail citrus]

[lament egret]

Michael i thought you were older in this server

[trail citrus]

kinda pissed they pushed back cross progression

[lament egret]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

koemi#5745 joined this server on: 08 October, 2019

[trail citrus]

i want all my shit on xbox

[desert pilot]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

🜏 Potassium 🜏#4259 joined this server on: 20 October, 2021

[golden mica]

nah I was like, the latest of the old guard of crimson etc

[desert pilot]

dang

[teal temple]

the outbreak even is long gone right since extraction is out?

[lament egret]

Bruh

[trail citrus]

ye

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Caddince#0177 joined this server on: 26 April, 2020

[lament egret]

Im older than caddy real??

[golden mica]

averaged 122 messages per day since joining... 💀
https://i.imgur.com/jdQtEOy.png

[trail citrus]

yeah thats when i started playing destiny again

[teal temple]

i still have a few outfits from that event, i'm pretty sure it's like the rarest thing you can own because it came out in 2018 and the mode sucked

like the success rate was literally 33%

[trail citrus]

i pray when crossplay comes out, i will just be able to combine everything together

[teal temple]

member to say "dead stiny" instead of the other word

[trail citrus]

instead of having to pick one of my accounts

[desert pilot]

i started playing d estiny early last year

[trail citrus]

that would suck balls

[desert pilot]

again i mean

[wind axle]

Average discord user

Jokes on you guys you cant see my stats cause my account got dusted

[hard spindle]

This is not v gamer dad Michael of u

[golden mica]

No I'm pretty sure I'm far from average

[hard spindle]

What about ms michael and yo kids 😱 😱 😱

[teal temple]

semp your like top 19 in this discord for most message or something aren't u

[wind axle]

Might be top 10 to be quite honest

[teal temple]

i am going to spam the chat and become #1

[hard spindle]

It was only from like messages sent this month

[desert pilot]

i hate everyone in this server except peter and caddy i always forget im a regular

[hard spindle]

Or that month

[golden mica]

💀 bleed builds are balanced

[teal temple]

rando why do you use genshin emotes

i see you use them every now and then

[hard spindle]

I don't?

I don't even have nitro

[trail citrus]

[hard spindle]

Luna r u okay?

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-gif-24534282

[desert pilot]

[teal temple]

this u rando?

[hard spindle]

U r literally talking out of ur ass. I have never played genshin or used genshin emotes

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-your-ip-address-ip-address-albedo-genshin-impact-albedo-albedo-genshin-gif-24016824

[hard spindle]

Ik ur kind of brain dead but its okay

I don't even have nitro retard

[teal temple]

ah yes, hiding it behind insults. this is a classic case of guilt

[teal temple]

but did u die

[lament egret]

i hope i did

[teal temple]

that's the spirit

https://tenor.com/view/monstertruck-back-flip-gif-9775847

can your car do this @trail citrus

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/bmth-bring-me-the-horizon-thats-the-spirit-umbrella-rain-drops-gif-16448376

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/give-me-the-child-template-meme-monsters-inc-sully-gif-24154420

i don't know how to respond so here is a gif of monsters inc.

(le good songs though)

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-white-roomba-cute-weird-gif-19060101

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/roomba-stare-down-cat-gif-12197739

[desert pilot]

the c
at

c@

[teal temple]

this gif reminds me of that horse boyfreind meme app that was floating around a while ago

[desert pilot]

i know exactly what you're talking about

[hard spindle]

Makes baseless accusation. Must be guilty

[desert pilot]

gragon

[smoky matrix]

I am afraid

[hard spindle]

Good

[desert pilot]

fear

[teal temple]

update for elden cringe

[desert pilot]

elden mid

[teal temple]

oh god oh fuck pls be a nerf to literally everything in the game

[smoky matrix]

Are there patch notes?

[teal temple]

you can't sneak a new pfp past me, i smell everything.

[hard spindle]

Oh it's lemur

I didn't notice ngl 💀

[lament egret]

old pfp lemur

[smoky matrix]

false

[lament egret]

unreal

[wind axle]

youre just stupidly overleveled 💀

[smoky matrix]

notepatch

Fixed a bug in multiplayer that allowed players to teleport others to incorrect map coordinates

[rough trail]

you can get cinqueada again

my favorite dagger that I’ll never use or actually pick up

[wind axle]

game fucks sake why

[smoky matrix]

real update hours

[wind axle]

why is it 30 gig

[rough trail]

also they need to stop making it patch that shit is just dumb

[smoky matrix]

yeah idk lol

[rough trail]

there’s no way 30gb of the game is affected by this change

[smoky matrix]

111mb download but 30gb of changes

the download is small

[wind axle]

just let me fucking kill elden beast for the second time

[rough trail]

or spend 10 minutes chasing it

[golden mica]

spoiler

[rough trail]

elden ring dies at the end

[wind axle]

[golden mica]

speaking of, how long has ER been out for

[rough trail]

I dunno maybe almost a month

[wind axle]

WHY DOES THIS KEEP FUCKING HAPPENING

[smoky matrix]

almost a month

[golden mica]

oh yikes, 2 days off a month

[wind axle]

3.5 to 4 weeks

[rough trail]

e^-x download speed

[golden mica]

yeah I guess spoilers are kinda null now

[smoky matrix]

I mean

[wind axle]

WHY IS STEAM SO FUCKING SHIT AT DOWNLOADING NOW

[rough trail]

average Frost country internet (I forgot which one)

[wind axle]

its usually like 20mb/s

[smoky matrix]

maybe because its 111mb of download for 30gb of writing so it has to wait or something

( I don't actually know )

[wind axle]

💀

[round patrol]

ER down

[lament egret]

real

[golden mica]

can't relate??

[round patrol]

try multiplayer

[golden mica]

single player game anyway

[mild crystal]

hidden passage ahead

[wind axle]

my elden ring patch just went back to zero i fucking hate it here

[mild crystal]

you killed it.

[rough drum]

my internet is slow today

oh noes

[teal temple]

hm i guess steam is having issues

oh wait chat's been dead for a bit, idk if that's still happening

[small hawk]

what is meant by DM?

(I'm a new player 🙂

[desert pilot]

in what context

[small hawk]

in PVP channel

like "1v1 dm me"

[unkempt plinth]

Direct message

[desert pilot]

direct message

[unkempt plinth]

It's a discord thing

[small hawk]

OK

thanks a lot

🙂

[desert pilot]

np

[hard spindle]

It's a discord thing 💀

[sacred oasis]

I just saw a video of someone fueling up an RV

Almost 1k bro

[desert pilot]

very cheap

[desert pilot]

dms dont exist anywhere else

[hard spindle]

So true 😱

[desert pilot]

direct message more like discord message

[hard spindle]

Die?

But nicely

[hazy nebula]

Seraphine#1337 joined this server on: 24 September, 2020

Seraphine#1337 joined this server on: 24 September, 2020

[harsh quartz]

@teal temple

[teal temple]

told you rando, been here a bit. My old account joined in 2018 then i rejoined in 2020 with a different one

[desert pilot]

wtf rando

that came out of nowhere

[hard spindle]

In a nice way bc ily 🥺

[hard spindle]

Like who though

[teal temple]

you asked about 3 seconds ago in dead stiny chat, gotta try harder than that rando

[hard spindle]

No. Who wanted you to be born

But true I forgor I asked ngl

[teal temple]

you so you could have someone to bully

[hard spindle]

I bully everyone wym. Your just nameless face #282

[sacred oasis]

big ass bear

[wind axle]

Maro

[smoky matrix]

frort

[turbid igloo]

roar

[teal temple]

oh wait ur lemur, i thought you were koe. rip

[hard spindle]

LMAO LITERALLY SAME 😭

I thought it was some generic cringe off topic mf

Pfp changes mess me up

[smoky matrix]

Density players read challenge

(impossible)

[hard spindle]

Literally who though

[somber anvil]

[desert pilot]

friday gonna be good

denzel curry dropping melt my eyez this friday

[red cloak]

[cold nebula]

I am puzzled and confused

Why Italian clothing brand has the Norway flag as a logo?

[desert pilot]

what brand

[wind axle]

italy

[cold nebula]

napapijri or something

[desert pilot]

i didn't know there was a clothing brand that was inspired by a finnish word

[smoky matrix]

[somber anvil]

Cute emote

Need to continue omori lol

[mild crystal]

black hole sun, penis cum

[somber anvil]

Ok.

[mild crystal]

[teal temple]

BLACKHOLE SUN, PENUS CUM

[somber anvil]

Ok

[smoky matrix]

Should

[somber anvil]

[wind axle]

agony

god that spell is so fucking stupid

[rough trail]

yeah that attack is ass

society if they just made a radagon phase 2

[wind axle]

god dammit i just realised i had 500k runes too

[hard spindle]

Almost done ur 2nd run?

[rough trail]

nah he just got to elden beast early

[hard spindle]

So true 😱

[ionic goblet]

https://youtu.be/C_fcdbi8vAE

[wind axle]

yea

||elden beast|| down, only 2nd try

[hard spindle]

Which build next Frost?

[wind axle]

idk i kinda like this build a lot

dunno what to try

[unkempt plinth]

Pog

[unkempt plinth]

I see you went for the best ending

[teal temple]

BLACKHOLE SUN, PENUS CUM

[wind axle]

YES MOMMY

[hard spindle]

Shoulda killed her for betraying us

[wind axle]

i chose the same ending as 1st run

except this time i did the funny change 1 word

[hard spindle]

Murder her

[wind axle]

cum

[hushed hazel]

i chose the go to the gym ending fr

[unkempt plinth]

Trying to do that kills you

[hushed hazel]

put down my elden ring to get some elden muscles ong

[unkempt plinth]

She can 1 shot you

[hushed hazel]

its funny

[wind axle]

she can 1 shot me any day

[unkempt plinth]

She looks at you then you're done

[hard spindle]

Simply be better

Be good enough to kill the hoe

How dare she betray me. No one betrays my tarnished boy

I love that little man so much

[wind axle]

wdym betray 🤨

[unkempt plinth]

You are literally trying to poison her, wdym betray?

[hard spindle]

But how dare she resist

[mild crystal]

thank you

[wind axle]

🤨

[hard spindle]

Nawh that sounds bad outta context

But it's in context soo

[wind axle]

No it aint

[unkempt plinth]

She just says no

[hard spindle]

Exactly

How dare

[unkempt plinth]

Someone screenshot that out of context

[hard spindle]

I just rlly wanted a fight if were being honest

[hard spindle]

That is the most normal shi I said in context

In context I said some weird shi

She seemed like a cool fight so I murdered

[wind axle]

Already ahead of you

[rough drum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g&ab_channel=BlondieVEVO

[hard spindle]

I'll take it. Not worst rando ss

Honestly screenshotting the shit u say in context Frost would be worse

[unkempt plinth]

Godly

[wind axle]

Are spears/halberds decent? Kinda feel like trying them out

[teal temple]

you don't have the right, oh you don't have the right

Try finger, but hole.

Try jumping!

[teal temple]

(no they're bad, please don't youtube a build)

[rough trail]

they’re okay

halberds specifically

I’m pretty sure spears just suck

[red cloak]

Best build in the game rn is arcane + bleed

[rough trail]

yeah

using anything besides rivers of blood is inoptimal unfortunately

[wind axle]

Ok

[wind axle]

True

[wind axle]

I don't care I'm the fun build enjoyer

Dex leveler gang

[red cloak]

It is fun!!

I like dex bleed weapons they cool

[rough trail]

reduvia and rivers of blood are very cool but not based

[red cloak]

Eleonora’s pole blade is cool

Reduvia is cringe

[peak juniper]

Greatsword is chad

that is all

[wind axle]

absolute chad in the distance

[red cloak]

Living pots

I always try not to kill them they’re cool

Jar Bairn my beloved

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/watame-hololive-watamelon-melon-gif-24524215

[round patrol]

They are not real they are not real they are not real

[thick orbit]

Thats what I say to myself with the voices in my head too

[shell goblet]

Melon

[hollow marten]

Sir yes sir oorah

[void slate]

oorah Winfrey

I have a video 4 u https://youtu.be/Vx3aGiurRbQ

[cold nebula]

I guess Elden Ring wont run on 1050 :p

[wind axle]

prop hunt players be like
"that aint me"

[smoky matrix]

I am going to listen to berserk ost and try invade people

surely this will work

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[smoky matrix]

invading into a 1v3 against 3 mages is not fun

are recusants not supposed to kill the host? why do they always drop aggro on host and fight me instead? am I just dumb?

[cold nebula]

I bought Elden Rings, if it runs and plays like crap I will refund it

[wind axle]

It's requirements aren't too high

[small hawk]

do you guys play it on PC or PS?

The frame rate on my PS4 is quite unstable.....

elder ring, i mean

[sharp arch]

OffTopic2

[wind axle]

I play on PC but use a ps controller

Works better than a flat out ps imo

[small hawk]

May be I need to buy a ps5

All my games are on ps store …

[cold nebula]

On a PC

I am with 1050, we see how it runs

[small hawk]

Well, you know, you can never play this kind of games on Mac …

[cold nebula]

If you are using Mac

Then I am sorry for your loss

[small hawk]

😭

[vestal ember]

use carian retaliation

[sharp vale]

I wonder how much horse power torrent has

[sharp vale]

Lemur moment

[somber anvil]

Lemur being pog again

[sharp vale]

Hi luna

[somber anvil]

Hi

[sharp vale]

Hi

[somber anvil]

Hi

I found a new copypasta

Ill dm it to you

[sharp vale]

No

[somber anvil]

Ok

[sharp vale]

Okay

Dm it to me

[desert pilot]

Someone repost this in another server

[somber anvil]

No

[desert pilot]

toxic 😔

[sharp vale]

Whoever wrote that is big malding

[somber anvil]

Im not Toxic to you dw

[desert pilot]

okay

[sharp vale]

Luna is very mean to me potassium

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-tyler-the-creator-ok-gif-14390523

[somber anvil]

Ur special

[sharp vale]

Wow

[void slate]

Potassium face reveal

[desert pilot]

im not tyler the creator !

[exotic leaf]

I LOVE THIS

[signal iris]

lewdshifer

[sharp vale]

Lucifer

[smoky matrix]

bloodhound step is so funny

[void slate]

Lewshifer is an anagram for FLESHIER

Minus w

[shell goblet]

Some of the weapon skills are great

Takers flames is a half HP restore with a ton of damage and knock back

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[sharp vale]

Funni hunter dodge

[signal seal]

what level is this? mage has 533 health wtf

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/boris-boris-johnson-confused-huh-what-gif-17599743

[smoky matrix]

Im 110 lol

at least

[signal seal]

tell that mage to find some vigor jesus

[void slate]

110 months old?

[smoky matrix]

117

[sharp vale]

117

[smoky matrix]

both of them had super low vigor ngl

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/master-chief-gif-23859876

[smoky matrix]

idk if he was set up as a glass cannon bc he never hit me

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[signal seal]

imagine dying to a random arrow from full health 😄

[signal iris]

if u think that's bad, someone invaded nene and i rekt him

i'm 160+ and i doubt nene was even remotely near 100

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seals-smile-hi-sea-gif-15274627

[signal iris]

i'm actually so bad at pvp, but here's the clip

[smoky matrix]

using bleed smh

[signal iris]

i don't pvp lemur

smh my head

why do something i'm trash at?

[red cloak]

Ur using a great rune

[smoky matrix]

its not active !

smh

[red cloak]

Imagine having one equipped

[smoky matrix]

ok mr "I don't pvp because I can't menu fast enough"

[red cloak]

I guarantee I can menu faster than you

[smoky matrix]

most definitely

[smoky matrix]

zooming

[red cloak]

Logout% (no macros)

I’m gonna mess around with that glitch when I get to pc

It has a lot of potential for routing

Flying Honse

[cold nebula]

How the hell you go back to main menu!??!

I'm on PC

[red cloak]

Q

If you are playing mnk change the button indicators to mnk

So u can see what u need to press

[amber fiber]

.modapp

[hazy nebula]

@amber fiber, Glad to see you are interested in becoming a moderator! You can apply here: https://tinyurl.com/d2pclfgmodapp

[sacred oasis]

[cold nebula]

Thanks, the 2014 PC seems it can run elden ring

So now what Barbarians can't read or something? No Keybind for this exist?

@red cloak

[red cloak]

Uh

Open settings

There should be a way to change those to keyboard keys

[cold nebula]

How do I switch indicators?

[signal iris]

e

[cold nebula]

E Does not work

I can't interact with absolutely nothing

[smoky matrix]

setting is under sound and display

[signal iris]

lemur

[cold nebula]

Lemur saved me

[cold nebula]

Does it matter that I start the game as a naked savage with a club?

[exotic leaf]

double cheeked up on a Wednesday afternoon i see

[signal iris]

lew, look at vid i just posted

[cold nebula]

Indeed 🤣

Question is will I get a bigger club

[signal iris]

doesn't matter

i started as that class, but i now use two katanas

[exotic leaf]

Im pretty sure theres a bigger bonk idk where though

[exotic leaf]

i would rage quit immediately

i wish i could pvp bruh i hate not being able to connect

[smoky matrix]

pvp is either very fun or a horrible unbalanced laggy mess

sometimes both at once

[sharp vale]

@smoky matrix having lemur moments

[exotic leaf]

ive only been able to connect with one person for actual co op and cant ever do pvp

[smoky matrix]

whaaat

I've had no connection issues like getting into peoples worlds but a lot of dcs once I'm in

that's annoying

[cold nebula]

I kind of have no clue what to do

I read a message that said "butthole"

[smoky matrix]

try finger, but hole

[sharp vale]

Try finger, but whole

[signal iris]

@smoky matrixclose to funny number

[smoky matrix]

Do be

[cold nebula]

I have really stupid question, but I am dumb

How do you actually save?

[signal iris]

quit the game in the system menu

[cold nebula]

And afters it will spawn me where I was?

Ye it looks like

Well it looks like the game runs on 2014 PC, althou it looks like Playstation 2

[void slate]

Typical day in Poland

[thin kelp]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTd5B1g5R/

[thin kelp]

Watch this, and then tell me what side of this app I am on? Internet influencer fancams + I assume christian/catholic preaching? And this isn't even the worst, it's talking about people scaring little kids with these?

I just thought it was bizarre

[wind axle]

TikTok is a cesspool

[thin kelp]

Pink stick 😳

[thin kelp]

True, I just use it to find song names

[signal iris]

most of the tiktoks i watch are just one dude cooking old recipes

[void slate]

🥢

[thin kelp]

[void slate]

That's a mean girl

[thick orbit]

Reminded me of gif recipes

[hushed hazel]

you right.

[void slate]

[thick orbit]

Anyone else see the big pigeon invasion in the market?

[void slate]

Don't get me started on pigeon invasions

[exotic leaf]

yeah its been an issue since day one for me

[void slate]

This is me

[barren dagger]

pigeon

[void slate]

I stomped on a pigeon egg the other day

[barren dagger]

😭

ill stomp you

[exotic leaf]

BANNED

[void slate]

You'd do the same if the fuckers shit all over the bloody court courtyard

[void slate]

buy me a drink first 😳 🥺

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggo-pan-noise-clapping-gif-17761853

[barren dagger]

ill make you choccy milk

[void slate]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EA7E2iuUYAAwQIf?format=jpg&name=small

[barren dagger]

no

[void slate]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FOQSad4WQAUQ6GS?format=jpg&name=small

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-tsunomaki-watame-watame-watermelon-funny-meme-gif-24536209

[sharp vale]

Henlo watermelren

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/tsunomaki-watame-meme-watermelon-smug-hololive-gif-24534530

[sharp vale]

Bye watermelren

[exotic leaf]

giveit back

[somber anvil]

@exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

Lewna my beloved

[somber anvil]

Lewdshifer my precious one

[sharp vale]

Beoved

[void slate]

My beloved pussycat @sharp vale

[hollow marten]

[sharp vale]

My superior 🅱️eter @void slate

[exotic leaf]

[sharp vale]

||that's a reference to superior Spider-Man bc his name is Peter||

[somber anvil]

@hollow marten henlo

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/hellcex-yeni-post-yetim-gif-14379862

[hollow marten]

Hi hi luna

[void slate]

That's you @sharp vale

[gilded pine]

||AKSHOOALLY Superior Spider-Man was Otto Octavius|| @sharp vale

||I keed, I keed||

[sharp vale]

I know. Hence superior.

After his brain got YOINKED by the conscience of doc occo

[somber anvil]

Hruu

[gilded pine]

I effed up.

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[hollow marten]

I'm okay

[gilded pine]

Well, I tried. It would have been a really cool message with the Dicaprio Snap saying 'when you meet comic nerds online'.

[exotic leaf]

is that you

[void slate]

Yes. I'm thirsty for liquids

[somber anvil]

i have new song for u too

[void slate]

I just consumed a glass of white liquid commonly known as ||milk||

[exotic leaf]

wow thats suggestive

[void slate]

I thought that saying just thirsty would be suggestive

[shell goblet]

I just consumed a glass of white liquid commonly known as ||nut||

[onyx schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/284945191146749952/956263201568325712/EjV4nzoXYAAeXQ4.png

why

[shell goblet]

There was no milk

[somber anvil]

NOOO

[thick orbit]

Gyhdska

Its nearly 6am I need a coffee

[shell goblet]

It’s 2:15 for me, I need a Monster

[void slate]

Almond milk?

[vestal ember]

killer queen

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/queen-killer-queen-shes-a-killer-freddie-mercury-freddy-gif-16911079

Guh

[vestal ember]

mori mori mori mori

morioh cho radio

[signal seal]

Fight Milk

https://tenor.com/view/fightmilk-crow-gif-13776561

[void slate]

#💬destiny-chat

https://tenor.com/view/hannahhillam-almondmilk-gif-14949930

[signal seal]

that gif is disturbing

[somber anvil]

@lament egret

[lament egret]

hii

[void slate]

It's almond milk

[silk hornet]

can i say the gamer word

[fickle sentinel]

[sharp vale]

@thick orbit guh

[thick orbit]

Yep just watched a diorama video and they didn't put waves on the ocean

[sharp vale]

Guh

[thick orbit]

it was apparently top 10 best

[lament egret]

dam n

[sharp vale]

Ren top 10 guh moments

[quick hearth]

guh

[lament egret]

g

[thick orbit]

Waking up and have only slept for 10 mins

Also guh moment soon when my package comes Cause dad would be home

He likes to know what I ordered, was interested in bungie pins

[signal iris]

is that nyx?

[quick hearth]

omg claire ???!

[shell goblet]

What do people do with pins? I’ve seen some jackets and hats covered in pins and they look cool

[void slate]

When someone is annoying send them this

[sharp vale]

• backstreet boys are better

[paper haven]

Man

I do NO damage to the elden beast lmao

[void slate]

I'm going to sleep

Wish me luck

[bright aspen]

yo how do u report ppl?

[paper haven]

Get Proof, Send it to mod.

[somber anvil]

Gn peter

[bright aspen]

dang i dont have proof, i got booted from a fireteam after getting the boss to 1 hp. ty tho

[exotic leaf]

[paper haven]

Cringe stuff, time to run it back >:)

[bright aspen]

yeah, atleast i have boss cp lol

[cedar relic]

w

[desert pilot]

i started using this new moisturizer to treat my acne and its been working good but the only downside is that it smell fucking horrible

[signal iris]

@exotic leaf

[sharp vale]

What's it called

[desert pilot]

i cant remember rn

but probably doesn't matter to you because its from a finnish company

[sharp vale]

I'd be more concerned if what's in it if it smells bad

Typically scented moisturizers fuck you up bad

[desert pilot]

i think its specifically made to treat acne

[sharp vale]

Well yeah duh doi

[desert pilot]

i checked some reviews and they were pretty much all positive

[sharp vale]

Lots of em are, but a lot of them may not be effective

Also depends on what type of acne you have

[desert pilot]

its not that bad

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[desert pilot]

wtf

i dont have bad acne

how is that L

[sharp vale]

No not that

[desert pilot]

oh

what then

[sharp vale]

L bozo as in the moisturizer

I don't trust em often

[desert pilot]

oh

[sharp vale]

But maybe the Finnish company makes a banger product

Who knows

[desert pilot]

its been working fine i havent had any negative side effects

[sharp vale]

Yet

[thin kelp]

the only mosturizer i use is oil

[desert pilot]

today its moisturizer but tomorrow its hydrocloric acid

[thin kelp]

also be careful of dihydrogen monoxide, i heard it has a 100% kill rate

[silk hornet]

twitch mods are so strict

[desert pilot]

oh yeah they put it in everything too

[thin kelp]

exactly, its so widespread

[desert pilot]

i heard that people drink it voluntarily too 😳

[silk hornet]

for some streamers you say something you think completely fine and then boom banned

[thin kelp]

dude i know died a couple minutes after ingesting some, so sad

[thin kelp]

absolute psychopaths

[desert pilot]

ikr

[sharp vale]

Oh lord

[desert pilot]

big skincare strikes again

[sharp vale]

L bozo just don't have bad skin

My skin Smoove 100% of the time

[desert pilot]

i know its my fault i got acne 😔

[sharp vale]

Jk but I did go without acne for a super long time

[desert pilot]

i've had acne for so long im tired of doing nothing about it

[sharp vale]

Didn't start getting acne til senior year of HS

[desert pilot]

i've had acne since middle school

anyways im pretty tired i think im gonna get some sleep now

[quick hearth]

Lol

[signal iris]

i want 2 cry

[somber anvil]

@quick hearth

[quick hearth]

Hi Bee

[signal iris]

simply, my body is gross

[somber anvil]

Hi cutie

Hru

[thin kelp]

i respect myself too much

[signal iris]

idk, sounds like ur afraid of looking feminine

[thin kelp]

i am

when i was a kid my manboobs were bigger than my friends

never again

[somber anvil]

Overweight?

[thin kelp]

yeah

[somber anvil]

Damn sorry

[thin kelp]

nah its cool, my friend became a gymbro and i tagged along