💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[hard spindle]

V sick comment yeetim

[void slate]

@sacred oasis Sorry for looking so stalkerish my autism gets the better of me sometimes and I just write random shit.

[meager kayak]

hey guys this is not theFreakieboy but his younger brother if that is ok with you guys for 2 weeks

[void slate]

I don't even know who the original Freakieboy was so you're fine lol

[meager kayak]

the original is the one in the pfp so yeah

[void slate]

I don't have my glasses on and thought it was a girl with ginger pony tail lmao

[meager kayak]

lol

[sharp vale]

No one knows who anyone is here

Just carry on like nobody ever noticed

Bc I promise you they won't

Everyone here for the most part is random

[void slate]

Yup

Even though I recognise some names I have no idea who they are irl

[golden mica]

I fell asleep and forgot to turn off pc

[hushed hazel]

im random

[hushed hazel]

michael’s electricity bill ⤴️

[void slate]

I hope I'm not as annoying as I seem to be recently 😦

[sharp vale]

Why do both of y'all have your original pfps

[cold nebula]

Someone pinged me?

[signal iris]

i did the same

[cold nebula]

@somber anvil Dark - frame a fire
Mystery of a blood red rose
Moon - spark a fire
You won't leave me on my own

[somber anvil]

Interesting

[cold nebula]

Illuminating

[queen osprey]

[hushed hazel]

who

[sharp vale]

You

[sharp vale]

Post the genshin impact emoji again

[hushed hazel]

hacked

[sharp vale]

@hard spindle are you still active or what

I've got drama to discuss with you

[hard spindle]

Pp

[hard spindle]

Dm

On insta I mean or snap

[queen osprey]

https://www.razer.com/gear-accessories/razer-gaming-finger-sleeve

[sharp vale]

Heck snap

[long tundra]

Kitten Mittons, but for gamers

[cold nebula]

@void slate

[void slate]

This looks familiar

[cold nebula]

🤣

Me and my Lesbian Girlfriend are fighting dragon

[unkempt plinth]

[golden mica]

Elden ring looking different

[unkempt plinth]

it do be

[hard spindle]

Michael seeing elden rings references everywhere after being traumatised

[sharp vale]

Michael beats his first souls game and now he can't stop hearing the clanging

[golden mica]

nah I just can't stop hearing the you died weird ass noise

[plain knoll]

stop now just no

[hard spindle]

The you died sound is fire. Take that back 😩

[golden mica]

I didn't say it sounded bad, I just said I have reoccuring nightmares to that noise

[hard spindle]

You have become a true souls player now

I am so proud of you. It was like watching a tiny man who couldn't parry or kill things without summoning ppl

To a full fledged souls player

[cold nebula]

Rando has fallen to the normie mainstream

[thin kelp]

souls this, souls that, souls-like
why dont you find your soul mate

[somber anvil]

I have

[ebon rapids]

whats the minimum level needed to do a master run?

[lament egret]

hi offtopic chat

[cold nebula]

Moon is helping Dorian to get trough his homophobic dad

[sharp vale]

He switched to dex build too, true Chad move

[sacred oasis]

[mild crystal]

yo any one want to play ghost recon wild lands?

[rustic knot]

test

[mild crystal]

?

[thin kelp]

is this kotor
it looks to detailed for kotor

maybe its the newer one

[cold nebula]

Dragon Age

[thin kelp]

oh ok

[sharp vale]

@thin kelp let's go bully discord mods

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

We can't let them get away with all the cats forever

[mild crystal]

what the hell

[sharp vale]

Purple hair, L bozo

[thin kelp]

caddince already gets enough hate as it is

[mild crystal]

yasss purple my fav color

[sharp vale]

Who tf says we gonna bully the mods here

[sharp vale]

Omg yasss queen

Nobody take that out of context

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

😩

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

I got a haircut time to shower

Only stinky mfs don't shower after hair cuts

[thin kelp]

i dont shower after a haircut

and i let everyone feel it up after so they all become covered in hair

the kind you only see when you get home after a long day or someone points it out

and the anxiety of knowing people you know saw you like that is too much to handle

so you get drunk and maybe think about calling your ex

except he's at the door with a pocket knife and 13 gangsters

because apparently your father stole a diamond from him

he was going to give it to you when you finally got married

[sacred oasis]

bro what

[thin kelp]

but now he cant, because they murdered him and theyre coming for you

they still havent found the diamond

they bust in and search but find nothing, youre skinny enough to fit in the vent

once they leave you pick up the pieces, and see your father at the morgue

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

Post ninja is going insane

[mild crystal]

never say that again

[sharp vale]

Deal

[thin kelp]

a couple years after the funeral, you open a closet that you used to hide in during hide and seek with your dad

you find a small box tucked away in the vent

[sharp vale]

Wait post ninja are you the female in this story or is this a gay love story?

Love story, more like a tragedy

[thin kelp]

the same diamond in a ring, and a note that says "||lmao wtf i didnt expect you to find this i was gonna sell it off but oh well guess im dead||"

the end

no im the guy whos hair got on the woman in this story

[sharp vale]

Oh

Man what

[thin kelp]

based on a true story

[sharp vale]

@mild crystal uxie mfs

[mild crystal]

this car is extremely ugly

[sharp vale]

||I would drive this unironically if it were more like the MR2 and not a cringe hot hatch||

[sharp vale]

That's why you drive one

[mild crystal]

:3

[sharp vale]

L slow bozo

[mild crystal]

how much hp u pushin

[sharp vale]

430ish crank hp

[mild crystal]

lemme see da car

[sharp vale]

Estimated that is

[mild crystal]

ok lemme see

[sharp vale]

Dyno is like 350-360whp

[mild crystal]

this bro avoiding questions again

he cant show me a car he dont have 😭

[sharp vale]

Looking for my photographer's shot

This one goes hard ngl

[mild crystal]

na da hood

[sharp vale]

Tuned transmission and intake

[smoky matrix]

I love this

miatas are so cute

[hollow marten]

:3

[sharp vale]

I don't have a lot of under the hood shots but it's just a cold air intake with ported intake manifold and exhaust

This is one was like from a year ago

[mild crystal]

thank u so so much❤️❤️

[sharp vale]

Gets dustee

Gets dUx(t)ie

[sharp vale]

It has a little tongue

[hollow marten]

Miatas are dope as

[smoky matrix]

[sharp vale]

Show us your car lemur

Off topic car meet

[smoky matrix]

my car is the family 2011 Toyota Rav-4

[hollow marten]

I've been playing way too much elden ring bro

I hit level 100 already

[smoky matrix]

:D

where are you up to?

[hollow marten]

Uh

Just made it to the capital

[sharp vale]

@mild crystal my photographer/editor/friend took some creative liberties (aka he trolled me)

[golden mica]

y'know what rankbot, fair enough

[sharp vale]

Shifted the white hue purple

[golden mica]

I got elden ring and haven't logged into density since

[sharp vale]

It's okay density is really such a drain of energy

Rather be addicted to elden ring than density

[queen compass]

That's what I said, I don't get why my friends think that's normal

[sharp vale]

Don't get me wrong, people do do it. I bought stake from a meat salesman. Yes, a MEAT salesman who said that he was selling breakfast steaks

[queen compass]

Eh

[sharp vale]

And he said he had some particular types of steaks that are good for breakfast stakes, however even he admitted that it was a rare occurrence

[queen compass]

That's just weird

[sharp vale]

And that even he rarely ate his own steak for breakfast

[queen compass]

For some reason two of my friends who live in the US think this is normal and I just don't get it

[sharp vale]

It ain't normal

Gotta be incredibly privileged or have someone with a lot of time on their hands or isn't cooking good steak

Good steak takes time to prepare and nobody who avidly enjoys steak is gonna ruin it by prepping it quickly for breakfast

You'd have to be up since 5 AM cooking that shit while waiting it for it to defrost from last night

[queen compass]

Lmao

So calling them a weird posh c*nt would be acceptable?

[sharp vale]

Weird? No. Posh, yes.

The extra? Idk depends how rude you want to be.

Personally I think any sort of meat seems a bit too heavy for a morning meal

Must also have a very busy mom or dad cooking that up in the morning

[queen compass]

Eh I live in Scotland, it doesn't carry the same weight of offensiveness here as it does in the US

[sharp vale]

That word carries like 0 weight to a normal US citizen

[queen compass]

Sausage is good for breakfast but that is not common of me

Yeah but when Americans say it, it's just wrong

[sharp vale]

An American will laugh at you for attempting to use that as an insult

Saw a south African tourist get laughed out of a Korean restaurant one time for calling a server that word

[mild crystal]

😩

[sharp vale]

Idk I think he was south African. He was white and I couldn't quite put my hand on his accent

[queen compass]

I mean South Africa, New Zealand, Australia and the UK use the word for pretty much anything with New Zealand being the worst for it I'm pretty sure

[sharp vale]

It just doesn't carry much weight here

[queen compass]

I see

[mild crystal]

Australia are worst of for it than New Zealand

[sharp vale]

Calling someone an idiot would be more powerful

[queen compass]

I mean just Americans saying it is just a level of wrong it's painful

[sharp vale]

Americans hate being called dumb, I've seen

[queen compass]

I mean I knew it was one of the ones down there, didn't know which one

[sharp vale]

You're better off calling them privileged dumbasses

[queen compass]

True

[sharp vale]

Posh is also a word that just doesn't hit too hard in the USA

[golden mica]

As an Australian let me say this,
you call your mates c*nts, and anyone who is a cnt mate

c*nt how are we doing
vs
maaate, what the fuck are you doing

[sharp vale]

I know words like "gaudy" actually carry weight in English speaking European countries

But in America that word literally is unrecognizable

[queen compass]

I mean in the UK you can call your friends fit c*nt

Never heard the word gaudy

[sharp vale]

Is UK considered European?

[thin kelp]

what

[sharp vale]

I've always considered it as such

[thin kelp]

ok?

[sharp vale]

But I know some people in the UK don't consider themselves European

[thin kelp]

who cares what they think

[sharp vale]

Just anglos or English

[queen compass]

The UK is part of europe

Just not part of the European Union anymore

Two separate things

[sharp vale]

Idk I've only ever heard the word gaudy from European English speakers

[thin kelp]

besides america is the only country that exists, everything else are just territories

[sharp vale]

Too true

Too true posty

Let's get more oil to lower our gas prices

[queen compass]

Americans smh

[sharp vale]

We got cool cars doe

[queen compass]

Sometimes maybe

[red cloak]

new elden ring tech just dropped

[sharp vale]

RYFFY JUST DROPPED

[red cloak]

u can fly honse now

[thin kelp]

ripe for the taking
i heard that country had WMDs
cant be too careful, i say we head in

[mild crystal]

any one want to join me in ghost recon wildlands?

[smoky matrix]

no way

show me how to fly honse

[red cloak]

dist just discovered it and im not sure how to do it

[thin kelp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i44DY0WJXLw

[sharp vale]

HOW FLY HINSE

HROSE FLING??

[barren dagger]

harry potter horse

[red cloak]

he figured out a way to fly into godrick's arena

[smoky matrix]

flying honse...

[sharp vale]

WMDs? What are those? Worms of mass decomposition???

That's just more fertilizer for our wheat now that Russia isn't giving us fertilizer or wheat

[thin kelp]

parasite > deepsite > deepsight > deep numbs > deez nuts

[sharp vale]

@red cloak henlo ryf ily

[red cloak]

[sharp vale]

Was driving la mamalona when this absolute banger started playing

[red cloak]

i will dm a clip when i get the tech down

[sharp vale]

That's not my truck btw but now I really want a ram

@red cloak should I make financial mistake and buy troka

[red cloak]

no

[sharp vale]

Okay

@red cloak should I take nap or play elden cringe

[barren dagger]

watch a movie

[red cloak]

elden

[sharp vale]

Okay ryffy I will now take nap and play elden ring after I wake

[digital hornet]

can anyone here help me with my intro to signal proccessing class

i am down bad

[sharp vale]

Wtf is signal processing class

Oh lord

[signal seal]

so you know what the guy on the runway is telling the plane Yeet

duh

[sharp vale]

Yes

Quick Google search

Analyzing signals

[signal seal]

yes, by the flagger on the runway

[sharp vale]

Learned something new today

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/marshall-airport-guy-dancing-gif-10903556

[granite umbra]

when the guy goes

👉 👌

[sharp vale]

When the melsede goes

Oh

Nvm

[thin kelp]

melsede gets no bitches?

[sharp vale]

||melsede more like MelSEETHE||

[sharp vale]

Too true posty

[granite umbra]

ratio + didn't ask + you fell off + cringe + stay mad + get good + cancelled + ez clap + free + cope

[sharp vale]

Clap me shawty

[mild crystal]

please never @ me again

[sharp vale]

||melseeth melseething rn||

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[mild crystal]

god you want attention so bad

i feel bad for you

[smoky matrix]

that cat is baked

[mild crystal]

bruh

[smoky matrix]

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[mild crystal]

♻️

[mild crystal]

for real

[sharp vale]

Reuse reduce recycle

[smoky matrix]

reduce reuse recycle

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

Lemur and I on top tier levels of existence

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/915076406403272705.png

[quaint niche]

Mercy stacking in control
/join NeuroticLion56#8233

[smoky matrix]

#384392893420273664

[barren dagger]

stack some women on your ****

that just didnt work, im coping

back to my movie 🛌

[signal seal]

these two swords took way too long to farm

[sharp vale]

Mercy stacking? Why don't you try stacking some bitches on your dick

[sharp vale]

Why don't you try stacking some bitches

Jk bing ily

[signal seal]

idk what that means anyway

zoomah shit

[sharp vale]

Bing you're literally like

25

[mild crystal]

like just saying

[signal seal]

wait you gen alpha yeet

[mild crystal]

any one could if they wanted to

[sharp vale]

I'm 20 so perhaps

[mild crystal]

play ghost recon with me

[sharp vale]

Idk what these gens are I just live

[mild crystal]

anyone has any solutions onto why i can't seem to host with this? /join Brawnes#3218

25 is soft cap

[sharp vale]

No I'm not gen alpha

@signal seal if you're like below the age of 30 til like 2025 you're still a zoomer

I think

I may have fucked up my generations

[mild crystal]

after 30 you need pinnacles, and +1 from artifact

[sharp vale]

Bing is a zoomer he just doesn't know it

[mild crystal]

artifact could probably be a wrist watch or something distinguished

[sharp vale]

Like hipsters in their 30s rn?

[mild crystal]

nah that is just pompus

[sharp vale]

Lame

I've taken so much medicine lately I'm so sleepy and my mind is numb

Is tiredness a side affect of acetaminophen?

Apparently it is

[onyx schooner]

death is too

[red cloak]

so doing the torrent storage glitch makes the flying tech way easier to pull off

ill get a clip of triggering the flight tech in a sec

[onyx schooner]

now that i reached max light in another game i can probably play elden ring...

[red cloak]

setting this glitch up sucks

[smoky matrix]

just be better duh

[red cloak]

sorry lemu

[red cloak]

its not like the quitout timing sucks or anything

[red cloak]

i hate this stupid horse

just fall !!!

[smoky matrix]

push him off

he had his chance

[lament egret]

hi lemu hi le,mu

[red cloak]

you cant push him sadly

[smoky matrix]

what's the point of playing if I can't murder my hornse

[red cloak]

you can

thats what u need to do for this tech

its just complicated and annoying

[red cloak]

like im consistently getting the torrent save

its just the second part that sucks

i give up i will practice this more tmr

[smoky matrix]

skill issued by torrent

[red cloak]

He refuses to fall off the cliff

And I need him to

[onyx schooner]

brainlet hours

[mild crystal]

6 channels in the same minute

[red cloak]

Average control mercy farmer brainpower

[barren dagger]

Real

[red cloak]

[sacred oasis]

goofy ass

[barren dagger]

I find this image sacred

[sacred oasis]

im more of a mi mi mi

chipotle or starbucks

[barren dagger]

Don’t have chipotle so starbucks

[sacred oasis]

starbucks it is

[signal iris]

how are you quitting so fast?

[red cloak]

Mental illness

[signal iris]

i have that too

[red cloak]

Problem solved

(I quit so fast because a bunch of tech in elden ring requires it)

If you think i menu fast u should watch distortion

[signal iris]

best i can do is dupe items on ds1

[golden mica]

whatcha all upto

[barren dagger]

@golden mica which one are you

[vestal ember]

i am finally off work 😩

[red cloak]

Sad bc flying Honse glitch is annoying

[golden mica]

[vestal ember]

and the maiden i messaged has been messaging me back. life is good

[golden mica]

you'll have to tell varre off next time you see him

[trail citrus]

can you teach me how to have this happen?

[golden mica]

started playing elden ring
started talking to maidens
seems logical

[vestal ember]

find a girl in the same university program you think is cute then ask her for her instagram then start messaging.

[golden mica]

I also started playing elden ring and getting matches in hinge, it is 100% success rate from a case study of 2

[vestal ember]

[trail citrus]

i am in online college because i dont know how to talk to people irl

[wind axle]

MAIDEN OBTAINER???

[golden mica]

not necessarily, depends if they can hold a conversation or not

I swear to god idk how people get to their mid 20s and still don't know how to say more than "good" "cool" "nice"

[vestal ember]

@golden mica next build is antspur rapier zzz

after rivers of blood eventual nerf

[golden mica]

not funny ice poker?

[vestal ember]

antspur is probably better

it has 4 status effects

[rough trail]

just use both?

[vestal ember]

scarlet, blood, poison, frostbite

[wind axle]

How about stop crutching meta weapons

[vestal ember]

every weapon in elden ring is a meta weapon

[wind axle]

Real

[golden mica]

huh interesting, I was actually just at shaded castle last night

[wind axle]

Shield dps meta

[golden mica]

is it x2 or just x1?

[vestal ember]

x2

[rough trail]

every weapon is meta except for colossal swords

[wind axle]

Oh yeah I do gotta go get antspur

[golden mica]

okay i'll steal one from my mate

[vestal ember]

colossal swords are good

[wind axle]

I didn't get my first one on my first run

[vestal ember]

every weapon is good lol

[golden mica]

i really want to do funny big weapon damage in NG+ tbh

hilariously sized hammers or something

[rough trail]

colossal swords are probably the worst out of any

[wind axle]

Go for funny double inferno prelate crozier

[rough trail]

meta is status effects and being able to get attacks in on smaller openings which makes easily dual wielded weapons or faster weapons just better

colossal swords rarely have enough damage over those to make it worthwhile

[vestal ember]

get 2 great stars

are u speaking out of ur ass rn

[wind axle]

anybody have a third antspur rapier they dont want?

[rough trail]

bruh theyre just way worse

[severe musk]

yo whats up fellas

[golden mica]

not for you
||also not for me cause I don't even own 1||

[rough trail]

i dont know why youre trying to convince me that colossal swords are somehow better than what everyone else is using

[wind axle]

[vestal ember]

best colossal sword is literally the berserk greatsword

[wind axle]

cant you do the funny with the berserk sword or am i tripping

[vestal ember]

ruins greatsword is also good

starscourge greatsword is also goated

[vestal ember]

you can do anything with it

[wind axle]

funny seppuku?

[golden mica]

colossal builds are weak
also colossal builds

[wind axle]

okay yeah this is pretty fucking stupid

did not know you could put funny step on it

[smoky matrix]

Yeah that's what I use on it

[rough trail]

yeah armor alterations are worthless

let me just remove the actual cool part of the armor

[vestal ember]

armor alteration dlc

[vestal ember]

thats my pvp setup !!!

[wind axle]

La creatura

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/776973362932744212/894374976394760252/image0.gif

[wind axle]

Any gamers wanna help me kill death rite bird in caelid

[signal iris]

mark it on the map

[rough trail]

i only ever found two of those dudes

[wind axle]

nighttime boss

[signal iris]

ive fought it before, but

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/kiritsugu-anime-fate-thats-why-yo-momma-dead-mom-gif-22410749

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/776973362932744212/894374991167098900/image0.gif

[thin kelp]

Lmao I couldn't find that, def saving that now tho

[wind axle]

nvm murdered it

[unkempt plinth]

cliff, bow, murder

[wind axle]

ez

[lament egret]

pog

stay winning frost

[rough trail]

rune arc user

in 2022 we do bosses with no consumables no armor no weapons no talismans

[sharp vale]

Pog

[signal iris]

mommy

[sharp vale]

What shoes she got on? What shoes she got on in da casket?

[sharp vale]

Clairei

[onyx schooner]

i have now been told where the glintstone key is, now i shall go find it

i am hoping i do not die!

[signal iris]

there is a wyvern in front of it

[onyx schooner]

thanks claire

[signal iris]

wat

[onyx schooner]

not a spoiler or anything smh

[signal iris]

bite me

[onyx schooner]

no, you want that

[signal iris]

do i?>

[onyx schooner]

you literally just told me to

[signal iris]

no i didn't

no clue what you're talking about

[onyx schooner]

guys i think claire has dementia

[thin kelp]

[signal iris]

post, do u know what nene is talking about?>

[severe musk]

i thought ur pfp was rick from rick and morty

[golden mica]

part of the fun is them discovering that in hororr

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

Post let's go get some bitches

[thin kelp]

no need, they've served their purpose

[sharp vale]

Rick and Morty Rick and Morty Rick and Morty
Rick Rick Rick rich-

[thin kelp]

i finally have enough dead skin to build a snowman capable of eclipsing the sun

a cold new day is approaching my brethren

[sharp vale]

When

[thin kelp]

will you be able to bask in the light, or perish in the dark below

[wind axle]

why

[thin kelp]

blood.png

[void slate]

Is that cotton candy?

[sharp vale]

Blood stain ahead, therefore, weak foe

[signal iris]

sorry frost, i've been using seppuku quite a bit

[void slate]

Blood.ngl

[sharp vale]

Blood stain ahead, therefore, plump sort

[thin kelp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyY_KF5ZtEo

[sharp vale]

Can you use some bitches instead

[sharp vale]

L

[thin kelp]

CANT HEAR YOU, TOO LIT

[sharp vale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/70LcF31zb1H0PyJoS1Sx1r?si=kEbHc-1pS9aeNu8J-x_wvg&utm_source=copy-link

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/931582619697696849.gif

[thin kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/931582619697696849.gif

[onyx schooner]

jesus christ the glintstone dragon is tanky

[signal iris]

want help?

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/931582619697696849.gif

[onyx schooner]

i mean, i should check first like, the order of bosses i should go for

[sharp vale]

No

[onyx schooner]

cause for all i know im still severely out of order

[thin kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/931582619697696849.gif

[sharp vale]

Do it your order

[signal iris]

ayo look, it's the place you start the game at

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/931582619697696849.gif

[onyx schooner]

bro you dont even play snoreden ring

[sharp vale]

Yes I DO

[onyx schooner]

sus

[sharp vale]

Crying

[thin kelp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsBfbFiWjQM

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/931582619697696849.gif

[wind axle]

There is no main order

[sharp vale]

This but when it's actually happening irl

[thin kelp]

real

[sharp vale]

Too real

[thin kelp]

my 4th cousin once removed got hit by lightning

[mild crystal]

real life better than a youtube video with sound recording, woah!

[wind axle]

No wonder they got removed

[onyx schooner]

no main order, sure, but surely theres some difficulty scale, yknow? like, you'd want to fight margit before whatever boss(es?) is in caelid

[sharp vale]

Similar to fallout

[thin kelp]

sick scar on his back, shoulder and arm tho

[sharp vale]

All west to south bosses and areas gonna be easier than east to north

[wind axle]

Region order goes limgrave to caelid to liurnia to altus to Leyndell, then the other endgame regions in the order in which they appear

[thin kelp]

ligmarave

[wind axle]

Minor regions are basically just around the level of the nearby main region

[sharp vale]

Tell me why I went limgrave to altus first

[onyx schooner]

yeah i've like explored a bunch, i've gone from limgrave to caelid, to liurnia, altus to the capital...

i also went underground for a bit?? i dont remember the name of that place

[sharp vale]

Siofra?

[onyx schooner]

Maybe, idk

[sharp vale]

How r u nene

How u beem

[hollow marten]

Bru

[onyx schooner]

beem

where's @golden mica for nerd shit when you need em

cause i feel like i skipped a lot of early game shit

[golden mica]

what's up bud?

[onyx schooner]

like, whats the deal with difficulty/hp scaling in regions? like, if you're in limgrave stuff is obviously easier than in altus

[rough trail]

im pretty sure its limgrave -> liurnia -> caelid -> altus -> mt gelmir -> leyndell -> dragonbarrow -> mountaintops -> snowfield -> haligtree -> farum azula but im not sure how accurate that is its just what i did

[sharp vale]

It's just how the game is purposely set up

[onyx schooner]

i know its an open world game but I'd like to minimize the cbt

[golden mica]

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Elden-Ring/game_progress_route_map_elden_ring_wiki_guide_2560px.jpg
you need to zoom in but

[onyx schooner]

ill do my no armor no weapon no heals run later

[rough trail]

no talismans too im sure

[sharp vale]

You're going to struggle in areas that the progression is clearly not set in

[onyx schooner]

jesus christ ok this is pretty much what im looking for

[sharp vale]

The game pushes you to specific locations so you don't struggle too much

[rough trail]

yeah it also gives you random teleports to caelid so i dunno

[sharp vale]

Just don't use em

[golden mica]

[onyx schooner]

yeah the teleporters are kinda meant for people who are super confident (or cheesy) im sure

mmm tasty rotting dragon runes

[rough trail]

i mean its just straight up a trapped chest theres not really any way for you to know its gonna happen

the beast sanctuary one is reasonable though

because youre probably not gonna find that just by wandering

[sharp vale]

Tbh yeah every teleporter I yolod myself through

[signal seal]

guys what do i need to do before NG+ i don't want to forget anything

[onyx schooner]

i have swung at every chest ive seen because i havent been told about mimics lmao

[golden mica]

this makes me laugh a bit cause I went to caelid 2nd

[sharp vale]

I'VE YET TO FIND A SINGLE MIMIC

[sharp vale]

I JUST OPEN EM BALLS TO THE WALL NOW

[onyx schooner]

i refuse to believe a souls like does not have a mimic

[rough trail]

yeah i got the somber stones 8 and 9 before any somber stone 2

[sharp vale]

I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR A MIMIC BC COOL LOOT

BUT NONE, 0, NADA

[signal iris]

it does, but not chests

[signal seal]

yeah i've done all that stuff and a lot more 😄

[onyx schooner]

... did i just get a rune arc from a random rat in the starting area?

[sharp vale]

yes

Wtf are rune arcs and why have I never used one

[onyx schooner]

transporter trap. bruh

i just had to talk about mimics

[signal seal]

that one transporter trap that puts you in the Caelid tunnel bruh

[rough trail]

yep now youre in caelid

[golden mica]

They activate whatever great rune you're using

[signal seal]

gimme 10 mimics over that evil fucker

[signal iris]

you can avoid it if you move away as soon as you open it

[sharp vale]

Well yeah but are they worth using?

[onyx schooner]

buncha gravity stone stuff neat

[sharp vale]

I just assumed they're like the consumables in ds3 that raise your health but also allow people to invade you

[rough trail]

theyre worth using with godrick's rune because its just +5 all stats

the other ones are either kinda meh or just a straight up downgrade i feel

[sharp vale]

I've yet to take off godricks rune

[rough trail]

like malenia's rune is garbage tier

[sharp vale]

But never used a rune

[signal seal]

no the only way to allow invaders is a) have a party of 2+ people or b) use the taunters tongue

[onyx schooner]

so uh, how do you even activate it? the runes, that is. i dont wanna eat it or make a weapon out of godrick's cause they suck.

[signal seal]

those are rememberances, not great runes

[sharp vale]

Those are just rememberances

[onyx schooner]

oh oops

[golden mica]

You gotta find the divine tower relating to that area

[signal seal]

you need to go to the specific tower to activate the great rune, then equip it at a grace

[sharp vale]

Tbf you only really do need to find godricks bc the rest of the divine towers just meh

[signal seal]

you can't open the towers until you have the great runes as well

[sharp vale]

Bingo

Bingo

[signal seal]

ya

[sharp vale]

Should I go back to sleep or play elden bing

Also bing how old r u again

[signal seal]

Elden Ring

[onyx schooner]

so there's a divine tower in limgrave that i've missed, then, or?

[signal seal]

uh idk their location check the wiki

[onyx schooner]

i prolly will, or just explore

[signal seal]

they're all kinda annoying to get to

[sharp vale]

Real

[onyx schooner]

i got the divine tower caelid grace point after dying a bunch lmao

[sharp vale]

I still haven't figured out how to get to the top of the one with the sorcerer invader

[signal seal]

you need the rememberance

then it will open and you just take the elevator

[rough trail]

no he means getting through the study hall

[signal seal]

[rough trail]

you need to do ranni's questline

eventually she gives you something that allows you to access the divine tower through the study hall

[signal seal]

oh yeah that's a cool thing

[sharp vale]

No MAMES

I think I effectively fucked up her questline

[signal seal]

how is that possible

[sharp vale]

Now that the paraplegic bro sent me to get her death mark

[bitter heath]

bruh, I hate epic games and their fucked up idea of a release schedule for PC games

[onyx schooner]

did you try to kill her

[sharp vale]

No

[signal seal]

why would you kill Ranni

[golden mica]

God some people are weird with their builds 🤣

[sharp vale]

Idk

[sharp vale]

That u

[golden mica]

No, from ER discord

[signal seal]

i need to make a level 125

[bitter heath]

console version of wonderlands drops at midnight everywhere in the world BUT san francisco, PC version of it drops at fucking 8am my time

[signal seal]

that's a PVP build

[onyx schooner]

epic sucks

[bitter heath]

I know this, but I have no other choice for this game until like late this year

[sharp vale]

Looks like a greatsword build

[signal seal]

not that's for the big hammer

Giant Crusher

[sharp vale]

No way

[signal seal]

where are the blown engines leaking oil all over the drag strip

[sharp vale]

Oh to have a 1994 SN95 mustang

[signal seal]

i remember every time the track had 5.0 day like 3 would blow up

[sharp vale]

No time for that bingm

[sharp vale]

Oh yeah I've heard of that

[signal seal]

then they'd have to hit the track with a torch to burn off the oil

and the lines got so long

[sharp vale]

Bing

Should I get sn95

I crave one so bad

With a 4.6L

[signal seal]

no, dig a hole, throw a bunch of money in it, burn the money, and be happy you weren't in the fire when it started

the gears suck on mustangs, and so does the suspension, equaling death

[sharp vale]

I've driven em

They're fun

[signal seal]

i have never been more terrified than being in a cobra only spun out like 3 times

[sharp vale]

I swung one around a corner a few times and had 0 issues

[signal seal]

there are better cars

[sharp vale]

The TERMINATOR COBRA?

[signal seal]

get a b18 honda and boost it

[sharp vale]

You mean 360 horse power cobra?

[signal seal]

no blower but work done, cams and other stuff

[sharp vale]

L

That's schnothing

Gap those ez

[sharp vale]

They're wrong wheel drive

[signal seal]

well if you want to go fast with a shitty car get a civic

nothing cheaper and more disposable

and you get stupid power in a featherweight car

sorry i just don't like mustangs

[signal seal]

but if you do get one, i promise i'll like it

[sharp vale]

V8 go brrrrr

[bitter heath]

fast in shitty cars?

my corolla is like 0-60 in 5 ish seconds

[sharp vale]

Lies

[signal seal]

madman

[sharp vale]

There's no fucking WAY

[bitter heath]

swear to god

[sharp vale]

There's no way a Corolla goes 0-60 in 5 seconds

THERE IS NO WAY

MF LS swapped a rolla and called it a day

[sharp vale]

I would love to walk into that dudes house and pay him 2000 smackaroos for it

[signal seal]

no corolla has ever been built to do 0-60 in 5 seconds
https://www.0-60specs.com/toyota/corolla-0-60-times/

[signal seal]

it has a shammy on the hood and the hood is also open so he can look at the engine. that thing is his baby

[sharp vale]

L, I'm taking it after he dies

[signal seal]

that guys kitchen smells like car wax guarantee it

[sharp vale]

Good smell tbh

Paint looks pristine

[bitter heath]

pretty sure my brother fucked around with it quite a bit, been a little bit since I've driven it though

shitbox 2002 manual corolla

[sharp vale]

Only way a Corolla goes 0-60 in 5 seconds is if it has a different powertrain

No way any 4 cylinder can do 0-60 in less than 6 seconds unless it's boosted

[onyx schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/461159935921881098/956060457112858634/20220323_012133.mp4

[bitter heath]

as I said, I have no idea whats been done to it

[onyx schooner]

bro my pc is so epic it talks to me :)
(i am actually very worried, why is it doing this)

[sharp vale]

L bozoid

[onyx schooner]

i should stand close so i explode and be epic

[sharp vale]

Why not just have a SHITBOX PC that has issues but never fails

Like a SHITBOX Toyota from the 90's

[bitter heath]

my PC used to do that, cracked open the case and it turned out the entire GPU fan had come off and was spinning and rocking

[sharp vale]

It does sound like the fan is vibrating against the casing

[bitter heath]

it had also snapped off a blade and it pinged around in it, which is why I finally had the balls to open it

[onyx schooner]

maybe ill take a peek tomorrow about that

[sharp vale]

Even looks like it too

[thin kelp]

my corolla can

[sharp vale]

You can see the slight wobbling

[sharp vale]

Post there's no way you have a car as lame as a Corolla

[thin kelp]

corolla 2077

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/149143570228445184/835391373455917096/image0.gif

[onyx schooner]

bye koe

[sharp vale]

L bozoid

[bitter heath]

hello

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/484153257753837568/915862955600523264/bye.gif

[sharp vale]

@thin kelp
https://open.spotify.com/track/1KGi9sZVMeszgZOWivFpxs?si=myIYjs_6SpyuHJoQspXGig&utm_source=copy-link

[thin kelp]

tlc, like the channel?

how about pvc

[sharp vale]

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passanger's side of his best friend's ride tryna holla at me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/931582619697696849.gif

[mild crystal]

sup ya big nerds

hows elden ring ? any big sword lovers ?

[sharp vale]

Claymore

[sharp vale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6VoIBz0VhCyz7OdEoRYDiA?si=vku22q6yT0Wo_FLbCF6R7w&utm_source=copy-link&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A37i9dQZF1E35pzTiGHlq4w

[thin kelp]

YOU BETTER BELIEVE ITS NOT SO

https://tenor.com/view/i-cant-believe-its-not-butter-90s-movie-butter-gif-15337164

[sharp vale]

L post doesn't know the song

https://open.spotify.com/track/2hnMS47jN0etwvFPzYk11f?si=nlnm0sfcQyG2MQUd0nPqMA&utm_source=copy-link

I DON'T PRACTICE SANTERIA
I DON'T GOT NO CRYSTAL BALL

[wind axle]

how the fuck did you skip liurnia

[sharp vale]

I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS BUT I'D
I'D SPEND IT ALL

[sharp vale]

Idk

I think I went through liurna but I ran through it so fast I forgor it existed

[wind axle]

creatura

[sharp vale]

Bc I killed the moon bitch and then just went straight to the altus lift and went through the hidden cave

Speaking of

[signal iris]

just got a rune arc from a rat, nice

[sharp vale]

I need to kill commander oniel

[rough trail]

there’s multiple ways to skip liurnia I’m pretty sure

[mild crystal]

I hate how you cant do the nephali quests if you progress so much into the story and like forgot to do her quest line...

[sharp vale]

Where tf is liurnia

[signal iris]

????

[sharp vale]

Oh

Yeah I ran through that place lol

Only got like three things discovered

Thank you Claire

[golden mica]

what are these hammers and how tf do I get them

[sharp vale]

LOL

Semp getting deep into souls now

Next he's gonna go full naked with two greatswords on each hand

[unkempt plinth]

you only need to kill Rahdan to progress the game

[rough trail]

yeah if you go through deeproot depths afterwards

[lament egret]

powerstancing is such a chad move

when i get the game i want to powerstance katanas or scythes

[unkempt plinth]

granted there’s like 5 places that are pretty useful there

and it’s the best area in the game because it’s where turtle pope is

[sharp vale]

Turtle pope yes I member

[unkempt plinth]

best character

[rough trail]

powerstance two rivers of blood ez

[teal temple]

your a chad move

[lament egret]

[teal temple]

that turned out way creepier than i expected

[unkempt plinth]

there’s also the somber stone smith, church of roses and the remembrance place

[sharp vale]

Hi koe

[lament egret]

hihi

[sharp vale]

Hi luna

[teal temple]

i have news

i have paid an artist to commission a piece of history

[unkempt plinth]

yo?

[teal temple]

it came to me in a weed induced vision while playing a game we all love to shit on

introducing: driftirby

[sharp vale]

No fucking way

No fucking way

[thin kelp]

I like it

[teal temple]

i understand this chat isn't for dead stiny related stuff but since this is about kirby cosplaying another character it is allowed

[sharp vale]

Kirby with stasis powers

[thin kelp]

Banned + Cancelled + blocked

[teal temple]

the final product will be kirby holding up a flaming jade coin in full color, the artist appears to understand the importance of this renaissance of art

[unkempt plinth]

what are you smoking and where do I get some?

[sharp vale]

but I'm a CREEP

[lament egret]

guh

i wanna draw again but im so eugehgegh

and i want to EDIT but do i want to

[teal temple]

the good stuff, hence the god tier idea

next up, kirby as elsa using stasis

[sharp vale]

Yes

[sharp vale]

Ur smoking the dank dank stuff

Ew

[teal temple]

ngl these ideas are funny as fuck but will probably turn out as "cool" instead of "funny"

[unkempt plinth]

hands are the worst enemy in elden ring

[sharp vale]

Hands are the easiest enemies in elden ring

[unkempt plinth]

I hate them

[sharp vale]

I'm so mad they brought back the mfn slug enemies with spikes

The ones that drop on you in weird ass areas

[unkempt plinth]

they make me very uncomfortable when they’re on walls like massive spiders

if they were spiders it would be fine but no, they’re fuckin hands

[rough trail]

I like the revenants with the 30m lunge and the 12 hit combo

[unkempt plinth]

just dodge

[rough trail]

I like when they make me fight two of them at once in the haligtree

[onyx schooner]

i cant tell guys are they a sorcerer

[rough trail]

nah not enough random blue shit

[sharp vale]

Nope, where are the books?

[unkempt plinth]

nah, there’s no wizard hat

[onyx schooner]

literally everywhere behind them, but maybe they are fake

[unkempt plinth]

there’s a pile in the corner

[sharp vale]

Just roll around mf

Get rid of them

[onyx schooner]

They Are Immune To My Power.

[unkempt plinth]

use azur’s comet

[onyx schooner]

no clue what that is

[unkempt plinth]

broken spell

[signal iris]

nene doesnt have 60 int

[unkempt plinth]

disappointing

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[onyx schooner]

nene also is like, not building for anything yet, just kind of gaming

[unkempt plinth]

just hit them

or try diplomacy, everyone in elden ring is reasonable

[sharp vale]

Dex build

[onyx schooner]

[unkempt plinth]

str/fth build

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[sharp vale]

L bozo str/Dex build

Also known as: Sex build

[onyx schooner]

i mean im pretty much a str/fth build rn

[rough trail]

also known as boring

[unkempt plinth]

boring, I’m every build

[sharp vale]

L bozos

[rough trail]

need a hybrid dex/str + int/faith/arc build or you’re not cool

real chads go back to ds2 and level every stat to 20 for their mundane build

[unkempt plinth]

I have every stat on my wretch

[onyx schooner]

[sharp vale]

No runes?

[onyx schooner]

im just playing with anything i find interesting because i make weird decisions

[onyx schooner]

bro i have only killed godrick

[sharp vale]

Why tf is your vigor at 30

[onyx schooner]

hp good

[sharp vale]

Mfw when I killed godrick at lvl 0

[onyx schooner]

i dont care

[sharp vale]

No I'm just saying

[unkempt plinth]

impossible btw

[sharp vale]

No?

[rough trail]

or you just do everything in limgrave + caelid so that you can kill godrick in 20 seconds when you finally fight him

[unkempt plinth]

explain how you lost a level

[sharp vale]

Wdym

[unkempt plinth]

minimum starting level is 1 from wretch

[sharp vale]

Don't all characters start at lvl 0 with no distribution?

Oh

MFW NO WAY how did I never realize that

[onyx schooner]

you're yeetim

[rough trail]

this guy

[sharp vale]

Smh

[unkempt plinth]

they all have stat distributions except wretch that is 10 across the board

[sharp vale]

Yeetim moment

Yes I know, I beat him as a non leveled wretch

[wind axle]

Only wretch starts at level 1 💀

[sharp vale]

I was just running through the game

[wind axle]

Yeetim moment fr

[sharp vale]

Yeetim moment fr fr

[unkempt plinth]

fr fr fr

[sharp vale]

Gonna try fighting commander o niel one more time ever since he beat my ass at level 30 and then I'm going back to bed

(I'm level 70 now)

[rough trail]

he is easy at level 70

you literally just need to be strong enough to kill the fucking archers

the boss itself isn’t a threat at all

[signal iris]

funny thing
you can summon an npc AND a spirit at the same time

[unkempt plinth]

margit moment

[signal iris]

not just margit

[thin kelp]

@sharp vale

[sharp vale]

Mfw I don't struggle with the archers they're L trash mobs

[golden mica]

^

[sharp vale]

What's the daily song postninja

[rough trail]

yeah I mean at like level 20 the archers are kinda nasty

[thin kelp]

who is speaking i cannot see

blocked user moment

[rough trail]

if I had the patience to keep trying until I killed them then I’d be able to kill o neill afterwards

[unkempt plinth]

but you struggled with no mobs

[sharp vale]

Scarlet rot

[thin kelp]

btw song good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHQ6fyGrdfg

[unkempt plinth]

not even

[sharp vale]

Had 0 vigor and would get rotted to death

[unkempt plinth]

mimic tear ashes moment

[sharp vale]

I played a bit too aggressive and got yeeted every single time

[sharp vale]

I literally got mimic tear yesterday and have still to use it

[rough trail]

well acskhually scarlet rot damage scales with health

[sharp vale]

Doesn't help that I would still be unable to fully continue the fight while doing jack all damage and being rotted to death with only four flasks

I have ten (10) now

[rough trail]

just bring out the boluses

or boli

[sharp vale]

L who uses consumables

[unkempt plinth]

ik, I gave you the map

[sharp vale]

OH YEAH

Big W map

[rough trail]

you’re gonna wanna use them when you fight lake of rot dragonkin soldier

[unkempt plinth]

ikr?

[wind axle]

Imagine killing the archers??

Just kill the boss????

[sharp vale]

Real

[wind axle]

It's not hard??

[unkempt plinth]

not an issue for a fth build smh

[sharp vale]

Real real

Dragonkin soldier

Sounds familiar

Picture?

[rough trail]

yeah let me just post that picture real quick

[signal seal]

omg i'm fucking crying

[sharp vale]

The gold boys? I killed so many of them I have their armor set

[unkempt plinth]

when yeetim vs Malenia?

[sharp vale]

When I play the game every day

I'll do it naked it too

[signal seal]

mmhmm

[sharp vale]

You'll see bing

[unkempt plinth]

you better spec out of vigor entirely then, just don’t get hit

[sharp vale]

I'm speccing vigor to 40 and that's it

Vigor overrated anyways

[unkempt plinth]

ikr?

[rough trail]

40 vigor keeps you from being one shot by basically everything

so it’s good

[unkempt plinth]

not an issue if you don’t get hit

[onyx schooner]

killed a random night's watch weirdo and got his flail

[rough trail]

good flail

except also the only fucking flail I ever found

[onyx schooner]

and the barricade... art

[sharp vale]

Alright gonna fight commander o'lamo and go sleep

[signal seal]

omg i love this potion so much

[unkempt plinth]

there’s one at gatefront

2nd earliest bleed weapon you can get

[rough trail]

earlier than morning star and uchi?

[unkempt plinth]

uchi is earliest

[somber anvil]

[unkempt plinth]

the flail is right next to where you get torrent

[rough trail]

I also don’t get why flails scale with dex

like moreso than str

[unkempt plinth]

clearly you’ve never used one

[rough trail]

but I’ll take it since it’s like the only strike option as a dex build

[sharp vale]

I choked this fight last night so hard tho ong

Embarrassing

[unkempt plinth]

easiest boss

[rough trail]

easiest boss

[sharp vale]

I know he's ez

But I just keept taking ls

[signal seal]

weak foe ahead

[signal iris]

another one, too bad i won't use it

[sharp vale]

I mean I killed him ez

But I kept MISSING LOL

[unkempt plinth]

you just need to unequip everything you have before entering then it’s free

[golden mica]

cheesing mimic is cringe

If you can't beat yourself, how can you beat the game

[onyx schooner]

hurrah, divine tower of limmy

[unkempt plinth]

I could easily beat mimic normally, I just don’t want to try

[onyx schooner]

well, now i got a funny great rune

aaand funny aghneel or whatever is ded, finally got revenge

bro i dont know where the dragon altars are, stop telling me i have new powers available

[wind axle]

you dont even have to try to do it normally tho 🤨

[signal iris]

i had to fight a mimic of me using my bleed weapons while i had only one flask left, it was funny
there ended up being 3 of me

[unkempt plinth]

it would be me spamming m1

[sharp vale]

HOT REDHEAD???

YOO REDHEAD MAIDEN

GUYS HOW DO SAVE HER

[signal seal]

who is it there's a fucking turtle shell covering 99% of the picture

[somber anvil]

Thats sus af yeetim

[void slate]

Ginger hair
Turtle shell
Jingle all the way

[rough trail]

Millicent is like the only redhead npc

[sharp vale]

HIDDEN CAVE YOOO

[signal iris]

dude in a shack near that town
boss in the middle of that scarlet rot swamp

[sharp vale]

I killed oniel already

Unless you're referring to the guy who wanted the needle

[signal iris]

then go to that shack

yeah, the needle

[sharp vale]

Sellia hideaway

[rough trail]

you gotta give him the needle

[sharp vale]

I ALREADY GAVE HIM THE NEEDLE

[rough trail]

well then have some patience

[signal iris]

go back to him, he fixes it and you give it to her

[sharp vale]

Aight cool cave can wait ig

[rough trail]

not worth it until you find Master Azur anyways

[signal seal]

oh millicent. google her questline it gives good rewards

and follow it

[golden mica]

mimic nerf btw

[rough trail]

it’s only really necessary if you fuck up with the endings though

[sharp vale]

Cool cool

Millicent best maiden

Ranni overrated

[signal seal]

first playthrough ending doesn't really matter unless you want ||the frenzy flame talisman|| but you can still get that even if you do millicent quest

Ranni is not overrated

[signal iris]

ranni is based

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/take-it-back-arnold-schwarzeegger-angry-gif-14193165

[rough trail]

ranni literally isn’t based at all

hyetta is based

[signal iris]

whom?

[rough trail]

exactly

that’s how based