💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[mild crystal]

wrong

[sacred oasis]

The Steam curse

[sharp vale]

Is a horse more gas efficient

[sacred oasis]

Oh, then idk poor guy

[thick orbit]

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/humble-heroines?hmb_source=&hmb_medium=product_tile&hmb_campaign=mosaic_section_1_layout_index_1_layout_type_threes_tile_index_2_c_femaleprotagonist_bundle Good bundle imo

[sharp vale]

Scarlet Nexus was valid

[sacred oasis]

why did the middle one peak my interest

[thick orbit]

Yep and there is gears 5 too

[bitter heath]

oh shit, this reminds me of something

[sharp vale]

Gears mid

[bitter heath]

on the epic store they had a "women in gaming" section

among us was the main game there.

[thick orbit]

There is female protagonist on steam

I read an among us manga

[sharp vale]

Discord this, discord that

[thick orbit]

like 30 mins ago

[bitter heath]

yeah thats always been there

[sharp vale]

Have you ever hit discord with a fucking girl before?

[bitter heath]

also

can someone send me a message real quick, trying to check something

[sharp vale]

Inb4 the definition of discord means disagreement

[bitter heath]

why tf is this happening

[shrewd vigil]

Consent store

[sharp vale]

Guess you need to buy your consent subscription

[sharp vale]

SAD FACE THE L

[shrewd vigil]

Leetim

[sharp vale]

Sadface pink name when

I just choked on my water

[shrewd vigil]

Only if someone buys it for me

[sharp vale]

L

[shrewd vigil]

largely unfortunate

[sharp vale]

Real

[sharp vale]

Real

[shrewd vigil]

No

[sharp vale]

Sadface

Go to the joji consert with me

Concert

[shrewd vigil]

The what

[sharp vale]

Nvm go away

[shrewd vigil]

Ok

[sharp vale]

Bye sadface we'll see you again in five weeks

[round patrol]

Joji

[sharp vale]

WON'T YOU UPGRADE I KNOW IT HURTS

YOU DESERVE IT I KNOW YOUR WORTH

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN'T MAKE IT HAPPEN
WE KEEP IT OPTIONAL

[turbid igloo]

watch me whip

[round patrol]

[sharp vale]

https://c.tenor.com/gCw124PXt54AAAAM/nerd-final-fantasy-vii.gif

[somber anvil]

@shrewd vigil dont go ;-;

[shrewd vigil]

I will not go

[sharp vale]

WE DON'T MAKE SENSE, WE DON'T MAKE DENSE, WE DON'T MAKE SENSE ENOUGH TO GIVE THIS TIME

[shrewd vigil]

What are you saying

[sharp vale]

BUT IF YOU'LL BE MINE

WE KEEP IT OPTIONAL

[sharp vale]

HI 🌕

[round patrol]

I love joji

[sharp vale]

I also love joji

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/449119125483159553.gif

LOST IN THE BLUE, THEY DON'T LOVE ME LIKE YOU DO

THOSE CHILLS THAT I KNEW, THEY WERE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU

[bitter heath]

bag acquired

[sharp vale]

Sky go to concert wif me

[sharp vale]

Why don't you acquire some bitches

[hushed hazel]

sure if you buy my tickets

[sharp vale]

Okay

[bitter heath]

already done, headed over after work tonight

[thick orbit]

inv me too yeet wth

[golden mica]

That didn't go to plan

[sharp vale]

W

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-blind-color-blind-allu-gif-24350379

[sharp vale]

I was rooting for you too knowing that you can't ever make those god forsake jumps

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[sharp vale]

I only hang out with the bois

[golden mica]

idk how to get up to that area

[sharp vale]

Show the map rq

[bitter heath]

yo hop on fortnite!!!

[golden mica]

trying to get to the evergaol

[sharp vale]

Huh, oh shit

Didn't even realize there was an evergaol there

[golden mica]

I think I found a route

[sharp vale]

Have you fought the jar knights yet?

[golden mica]

Donno what jar knights are tbh

evergaol not active... did I already kill it
https://i.imgur.com/H9nimYI.jpeg

[wind axle]

Kill more

[wind axle]

💀

[sharp vale]

Don't some of them activate with stonesword keys?

[sharp vale]

The jar knights are the summons you summon infront of that colosseum with a giant jar standing in front of it

You get there after running or killing two giant with enchanted bows

And you get there by traveling through siofra river

[golden mica]

normally yeah but I didn't see any of the little statues to give it to

[smoky matrix]

he tried the frost skip

[sharp vale]

Lemu lemu lemu

[golden mica]

nevermind I had done it before, didn't even remember

[sharp vale]

Did you see my stat distribution

[smoky matrix]

wha

[sharp vale]

How much do I have to pay you to be my gf for two (2) minutes

[wind axle]

It's called the frost skip for a reason

[sharp vale]

I'm aware lemur is male

[round patrol]

I've been invaded 8 times today wtf

Killed em all but then me and my friend have to use flasks and don't have enough for bosses

[golden mica]

you only can get invaded when being summoned, it's cringe asf

[smoky matrix]

you can use an item to get invaded solo

[round patrol]

Tongue

[smoky matrix]

also lets you get invaded by more than one person when playing with group

[smoky matrix]

ya

[round patrol]

I'm fine with invasions every once in a while but we got invaded every 5 minutes

And these clowns showing up with basic ass magic get fuck Outta here

[smoky matrix]

I never get invaded cause I'm too lazy to pop the items again after I die

[round patrol]

One of the invaders couldn't even find us

[lament egret]

lemur get invaded now

[round patrol]

But 1 epic invader dropped me armour

[hushed hazel]

i invaded some guys once but they were chill so i just dropped em some runes and followed them around disguised as a tree

[round patrol]

Chad move

He gave me the blackflame monk set

[sharp vale]

I like that off topic chat here genuinely became elden ring chat

[hushed hazel]

2 days until my birthday chat!!

[round patrol]

Let's gooo

[round patrol]

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/949011335314812960.png

[sharp vale]

Such an easy set to get honestly

[round patrol]

yeah still one i didnt have so im still happy

[sharp vale]

Fair

[bitter heath]

how romantic

[void slate]

Who's your princess? @sharp vale

[sharp vale]

Idk I haven't met any

Y'all seen lean beef patty? She's pretty solid

[smoky matrix]

are you a robot wearing a schoolgirl outift

[bitter heath]

yes

[sharp vale]

Reminds me of Nene

Okay I have eaten the bare minimum and I'm not super hungry anymore

I guess it is finally slee🅱️ time

[simple turtle]

0.0

[smoky matrix]

of course

[hard spindle]

[queen osprey]

[bitter heath]

it's either that or the rock

[hard spindle]

is that even a choice?!?!?

[bitter heath]

but this shit is fun as fuck without building

[hard spindle]

The rock 100%

So true fortnite rick

[thick orbit]

Might actually play a vortex game in warhammer 2

[hard spindle]

Take that back. Don't go to the dark side

[thick orbit]

nearly at 1k hours never touched vortex

[hard spindle]

Mortal empire games only

[hard spindle]

Bc ur a chad. Don't do it

[thick orbit]

waiting for tww3 to get immortal empires

did one campaign of chaos realms and that was enough lol

[hard spindle]

Vortex unironically sucks so much ass

[queen osprey]

yea?

[thick orbit]

Okie might do a TK mortal empires then

[sharp vale]

Alright guys gn

Especially @thick orbit

[thick orbit]

Gn sweet nightmares

[sharp vale]

||mainly bc no attention to Ren TN||

Nvm I take it back bc nightmares

[hard spindle]

Yuh

[bitter heath]

[hard spindle]

[queen osprey]

okay nice

[bitter heath]

I spent way too much on this shit

[sharp vale]

@hard spindle let's play Warhammer vermentide

[thick orbit]

I have verm

[bitter heath]

isnt it free

[sharp vale]

Wasn't talking to u ren

Jk Ren I'm sorry

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-tantrum-sassy-gif-14609366

[trail citrus]

whomst tag

[sharp vale]

@thick orbit listen to cute without the E by taking back Sunday

[queen osprey]

https://youtu.be/mNKHB1vugnk

@trail citrus

me

[trail citrus]

[sharp vale]

Pat, do you also partake in shrimponomics?

[queen osprey]

its woke culture

[void slate]

@hard spindle

[hard spindle]

It's mid af

[hard spindle]

Walakum assalam peter

[queen osprey]

whoa

thats not english

[hard spindle]

It's okay pat I will great you to. Aslam brother Patrick

[queen osprey]

thank you brother ali

[sharp vale]

@queen osprey just partake in aquaponics

[hard spindle]

🙏

[sharp vale]

This thread was actually super fucking entertaining

I remember coming across it on /biz/ when it first posted

In some other dude's crypto thread

[sacred oasis]

bro what is the appeal to watching these vtubers make weird sounds all day

[queen osprey]

🤝

[sharp vale]

Mfers was actually making BIG MONEY with aquaponics

Insanity

[void slate]

I don't know what's that means. Does it mean you have bombs on your jacket.

[queen osprey]

O_o

[sharp vale]

Lonely simps know they can't score with a real female so they separate themselves from reality and idolize fictional characters to fit their self projected idea of life onto a potential relationship with a cute girl

[queen osprey]

...rando?

[hard spindle]

LMAO. Nawh when someone says aslamulakum the greeting back is walkumasalam

[sacred oasis]

like fr bro its some vtuber who does nothing, no games, just makes funny sounds with an anime avatar and makes BANK

[hard spindle]

Don't ask me how to spell any of this in English I cam only spell it in urdu ahah

[sharp vale]

@hard spindle what do you think of aquaponics

[queen osprey]

asmr gone wrong (gone right)

[hard spindle]

Quite sick

Used to have quite a few

[sharp vale]

Shrimp farming

Indoor at that

[hushed hazel]

assalamu alaykum habibi

[hard spindle]

Aquaponics is quite cool. Especially for a hoke tank

[hushed hazel]

kayf halik

[hard spindle]

I'm Pakistani not arab

[hushed hazel]

i’m white

[queen osprey]

O_o

[hushed hazel]

not arab

[hard spindle]

Rlly??? Never noticed sky

[queen osprey]

whats it like being from pakistan

[hard spindle]

U rlly slipped that one by in all of yo selfies

[hushed hazel]

ill send u another one fr

[hard spindle]

Unironically quite sick. V sick Cultur. Ppl in Pakistan like me bc of my grandad and a lotta country's ppl like me bc I'm Pakistani

[queen osprey]

interesting

[hard spindle]

And Pakistan has a diverse range of biomes

Unlike England where there's maybe 3 at best

[queen osprey]

ive been to india and those mfers HATE you guys

[hushed hazel]

💀

[hard spindle]

Depends where u go

Most don't tbh. Only in like the capital and 3 or 4 of the rlly big citys do

If you travel rural smaller citys towns and villages they treat u like a brother

[hushed hazel]

whos ur grandad

rando’s grandad is el presidente fr

[queen osprey]

yeah maybe i didnt ask every indian i came across if they hated pakis

[hard spindle]

Unironically idk bc no one talkes about him but ik he was some sort of official who worked in the UK to sort the kashmiri crisis and generally a good man

But he had an early death so ppl don't like to talk about it

[hushed hazel]

nice

[hard spindle]

U didn't do the survey correctly wtf pattrick

[hushed hazel]

my grandad is an engineer

[queen osprey]

you arent wrong

[hushed hazel]

my great grandad was a hungarian revolutionary tho

[hard spindle]

Get him ti Teach me anti tank tactics

[hushed hazel]

i think he’s like 80 smth but he’s so funny

speaks broken english and he’s still one of the funniest mfs i know

[hard spindle]

Sky is Hungarian?

Hawt

[queen osprey]

this motherfucker delivery driver

[hushed hazel]

yea i’m 1/2 hungarian

[queen osprey]

picked up several orders

and im not first in line

[queen osprey]

im going to start using bad language

[hard spindle]

And 1/2 what else?

[hushed hazel]

briish

[hard spindle]

Pat I will call yo mom if u say the heck word

[wind axle]

Say the funny words

[queen osprey]

bri ish

tea n crumpets

[hushed hazel]

my great grandad and grandma immigrated to england after revolution

i dont speak hungarian or anything cos im whitewashed

i do eat some hungarian food tho

[queen osprey]

heckin eel pie

[hard spindle]

Please don't give them that much credit

They got 2 fire dishes and made them worse

[queen osprey]

yoomi

[hushed hazel]

bro hungarian goulash is fire

[hard spindle]

Mid

It's mid.

[queen osprey]

how could you

[hard spindle]

Bc im right

[hushed hazel]

nope

L + paprika

i’m having goulash on my birthday

[queen osprey]

yum

[hard spindle]

Just bc the only food yo fatass had is takeaway and refried beans

It's mid.

[hard spindle]

Not bad just mid

[queen osprey]

whats pakistani food

dont say curry because thats indian

[hard spindle]

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT STICKER

[hard spindle]

It is also Pakistani. They just have different curry's and ways of making them lol

[queen osprey]

[smoky matrix]

"pov: you are hump pillow"

[hushed hazel]

idk

[hard spindle]

Didn't ask u

[hushed hazel]

im on mobile i just click on it

[hard spindle]

Bro if u want me that bad just say so 🥺

[hard spindle]

These stickers have some funky ass names

[hushed hazel]

LMFAO

good sticker name

[hard spindle]

U know u can check sticker names on mobile

[hushed hazel]

how

[hard spindle]

I am also on mobile

[hard spindle]

After u post it click on it

[hushed hazel]

oh yea

[hard spindle]

U r quite brain dead

[thick orbit]

Hm

My pc be do making noises

[granite umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/469636493015777280/952219180868976650/trim.280E7AEF-0259-4679-8A2B-EE55709A3966.mov

[vestal ember]

what is there to play

[hushed hazel]

they tend to do that

[hushed hazel]

that looks unpleasant for the cat

i wouldnt grab my cat’s paws tbh

[granite umbra]

the cat would know if it hurts

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/647634662256148490/892017113043177512/VID-20210927-WA0001.mp4

[golden mica]

bleed is balanced 🙂

[vestal ember]

:OMEGALUL:

where is my emote

[golden mica]

[vestal ember]

stop 😦

[golden mica]

[vestal ember]

mr michaelaus

[golden mica]

part of me wants to burn 2 ancient smithing stones on x2 peeler, but that's probably silly on NG

[vestal ember]

should i message this fine maiden in an attempt to become un maidenless

[obtuse lava]

ello

[golden mica]

krypty do your flasks stay between NGs?

[vestal ember]

yes

[golden mica]

ok so I should go get every golden seed

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/2hVlEM0.png

i have successfully ego'd this other player

[golden mica]

what am I reading

[vestal ember]

you could or you can just get them from the ng

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/9DoKrxP.png

there

[mild crystal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/564630674771017728/897627698157977640/image0.gif

[mental sleet]

LF1M Fort knox raid

[golden mica]

what do you think about dual colossus NG+ gameplay

[queen osprey]

i think its epic

[golden mica]

I say NG+ like I'm going to be there anytime soon

[vestal ember]

dual colossal?

[golden mica]

two big sords yis

[vestal ember]

do you understand how much endurance you’d need

[golden mica]

no 😇

[vestal ember]

i don’t even think i can run two colossals

actually i think you can make it work

there are so many talismans that help with equip load

[queen osprey]

this image brings great joy to my heart

(they are all bots)

[vestal ember]

average berserker players

[golden mica]

time to do the tutorial! after I beat the game

[vestal ember]

are you gonna win this time

go teleport to the starting area and beat that boss up

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-gif-21913445

[queen osprey]

most people in lost ark are making posts like this

https://i.imgur.com/ZTkWIcE.png

im under the impression that if you make an alt

give it a feminine name

like

mrsblablabla

or something along those lines

because thirsty people will help these "females"

thoughts?

[vestal ember]

people are down bad for anything that moves and looks female

[queen osprey]

this is true

im going to make an alt with a feminine name

[golden mica]

@vestal ember WOAH this is interesting

[queen osprey]

and just get boosted thru everythign

[vestal ember]

lost ark easy mode

[vestal ember]

NEW TECH DISCOVERED pepela

[golden mica]

how do I find that original scion

[vestal ember]

four belfries

[golden mica]

stonekeys 😩

[vestal ember]

imbued stonekeys

they give u one for free in a chest

[golden mica]

was there anypoint to this area of nokron

[queen osprey]

thats minecraft

[vestal ember]

the crucible knight

[golden mica]

right, that mf

[mild crystal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/564630674771017728/933945992544387072/2009EE64-A737-4C08-AF6D-08A3EDDD11B2.gif

[somber anvil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/564630674771017728/933945992544387072/2009EE64-A737-4C08-AF6D-08A3EDDD11B2.gif

[teal temple]

Pls help

[somber anvil]

No

[teal temple]

[vestal ember]

luna be nice

[round patrol]

people are already abusng the shield parry glintstone projectile thing in pvp goddamn

[vestal ember]

carian retaliation

simply better than erdtree greatshield

[round patrol]

its so unfair it kills u like instantly

[vestal ember]

get more vigor

[round patrol]

i have 1400hp

[golden mica]

@vestal ember what is stat distribution do I want for funny comet build?

[vestal ember]

int

[golden mica]

am helping someone atm :c

[golden mica]

this doesn't tell me much

[vestal ember]

int and mind

[round patrol]

which crucble knight

[teal temple]

[vestal ember]

70 int atleast

then the rest is up to you

[golden mica]

swap arcane and int, leave rest or?

[vestal ember]

more mind less end

and yes swap arc with int

dex is also worth upgrading if you don’t plan on running radagons icon

[golden mica]

if we struggle on funny beast too long i'll swap to that

[vestal ember]

beast is bane of comet builds

moves too much

[round patrol]

use the damned int sword whats it called again

[golden mica]

yeah which is when I swap to astel's spell no?

[vestal ember]

sword of nerf and flame

[vestal ember]

yes !!

[lament egret]

hi chatbox !! !

[golden mica]

so I can just mage int?!?

[void slate]

Hey i love @lament egret

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/bacoco-cat-cats-fr-fr-ong-ong-gif-25098850

[vestal ember]

all mages are int mages mr michaelaus

[round patrol]

no the one everyone and their mother uses in pvp it has a ranged weapon art

[vestal ember]

yeah bro ik exactly what weapon art you’re talking about fr

[golden mica]

god that was crazy easy with 2 people

[void slate]

🐸

[teal temple]

L+ RATIO + MAIDENLESS + TOUCH GRACE

[golden mica]

How about you be my maiden

[teal temple]

jokes aside semp have you listened to star ||scourge radan's|| theme? it's so fucking good oml, it feels like the spire of stars phase 2 theme in terms of ear gold.

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/hhhh-gif-24211483

[queen osprey]

O___O

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/foss-no-bitches-no-hoes-0bitches-no-gif-24529727

[mild crystal]

♻️

[vestal ember]

i was working out to his theme

[golden mica]

@vestal ember is 100% bosses needed for steam achievements? I can't quite figure out

[vestal ember]

not all of them but most of them

[void slate]

Rhulk

[vestal ember]

https://steamcommunity.com/stats/1245620/achievements

[golden mica]

legendary armaments okay let me look up that specifically

[vestal ember]

there’s 9

you already have dark moon and fomo bolt of gransax

did you kill bernahl in war master shack / farum for the d scepter?

[turbid igloo]

ror

[golden mica]

[vestal ember]

you’re probably missing executioner and golden order gs

[golden mica]

yeah off to executioners rn

[vestal ember]

eclipse shotel too?

6 am gn chat

[golden mica]

gn krypty

[vestal ember]

[smoky matrix]

[void slate]

I love pepe emojis

[mild crystal]

should i cook steak rn or make a bagel

when was the last time you had steak?

[barren dagger]

Cereal

[mild crystal]

umm like a week ago

[mild crystal]

i dont have any rn 💔

have a steak

ok

ill make some steamed brocolli with it too now that i think about it

balanced

[cold nebula]

[loud sun]

The castle in dark souls, can you go through literally the entire thing?

[void slate]

Love

[mild crystal]

[signal gazelle]

Test

[void slate]

Lithuanian school of Design

[round patrol]

they really shouldnt have launched Horizon 0 dawn 2 a week before elden ring

[cold nebula]

Why everything in Poland seems so clean and in place

And everything here is like a ruin ahah

[hard spindle]

depends where in poland u go tbh

[void slate]

@cold nebula The llamas have been invaded

[round patrol]

wtf is that on the ground

why does it look like an unexploded missile

[void slate]

It is

[round patrol]

are the llamas winning

[void slate]

I guess so

They probably spat at it

[thick orbit]

My game might be buggy

[hard spindle]

not playing w3?

[thick orbit]

Yeah, felt like finishing one campaign was enough tbh

Like other factions are different but you still end up kinda doing the same things... Hope that makes sense

[hard spindle]

this is quite based ngl

autocorrect wildin

it aint lyin. But it wildin

[hard spindle]

still havent played it L

[void slate]

Should I play World War 3?

[hard spindle]

yes peter. soon coming to Poland after the Ukraine release is done!

[thick orbit]

guh

[cold nebula]

DAmn, is tha a zoo

Also can Lamas live in snow?

[void slate]

Apparently so

[desert pilot]

[void slate]

Love

[desert pilot]

[cold nebula]

I was muted by bot

[long tundra]

[cold nebula]

Yes

I used the C word and got punished

[queen osprey]

interesting

[cold nebula]

Why would the bot do that

🤣

[void slate]

Caddince?

[wind axle]

Cock

[unkempt plinth]

Counter-terrorists win

[turbid igloo]

whats a kayo Perico Heis?

[smoky matrix]

wha

[turbid igloo]

Dont know either 🤷‍♂️

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cock-cockerel-rooster-chicken-gif-16625787

[onyx schooner]

why is there a red poop lad

[unkempt plinth]

That's how you get the shit ending I think

[onyx schooner]

funny

[unkempt plinth]

I'm being serious, that's dung, I'm pretty sure that's the ending you get for helping him

Yeah you do, it's the curse ending

[onyx schooner]

Weird
I wanted to beat him up

[exotic leaf]

it was a really deep crevice

[unkempt plinth]

You can do that if you want

He's not likeable tbh

[onyx schooner]

Not yet, atleast, because that room still has the sanctuary thing

[unkempt plinth]

If you start his quest you can kill him

Finishing his questline doesn't force you into his ending unlike the frenzied flame

[wind axle]

i mean you could always just do millicents questline to opt out of frenzied flame

[unkempt plinth]

Yeah, but then it's locked out permanently, you can get the requirements for every ending in a single run

[wind axle]

but who wants frenzied flame ending, cringe ending

edgelord ending

[red cloak]

||melania|| gets angry at you

[unkempt plinth]

The real edge lord ending is the one that encases the lands between in shadows

[wind axle]

her name is ||melina||

[red cloak]

Same thing

[wind axle]

no its not

[unkempt plinth]

Melania isn't even a character in the game

[red cloak]

[wind axle]

malenia

[red cloak]

Any% is dead and I’ll have to download the old patch if I wanna do more runs

[golden mica]

I'm tilted, stupid secret boss there bullied me into ragequitting :c

[golden mica]

any% is 25m??

[red cloak]

Oldpatch

1.03 killed the route

[unkempt plinth]

The ||2 headed dragon?|| I think that's required

[red cloak]

The 25:13 was on oldpatch

[wind axle]

unironically one of the more fun bosses

how the fuck are elden ring players this mentally challenged

like

how the fuck did they all fucking die

[wind axle]

its a secret optional boss

[wind axle]

i could perhap help

[golden mica]

it's absolutely optional

[golden mica]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLtS0UPiyzM
25:29, current patch

[unkempt plinth]

Precious item ahead

[red cloak]

That is oldpatch

That’s why distortion was still able to use rkr w/ icerind

[wind axle]

Anyone wanna help me kill the first ||ancient dragon|| in farum azula I don't have the energy to try

[onyx schooner]

caelid tree parkour makes me suicidal

[wind axle]

dude this area actually sucks so bad

[onyx schooner]

spook in this game sucks so bad

atleast i climbed the divine tower at last :')

[wind axle]

okay nevermind mimic just did like 70% of his fight for me

[unkempt plinth]

Nerfed btw

[void slate]

@exotic leaf Hello

[wind axle]

i hate farum azula

[void slate]

What did they do to you

[red cloak]

Real

[wind axle]

yes

[void slate]

Maybe

[bitter heath]

Unreal

[void slate]

Semi Real

[exotic leaf]

good morning peter :)

[golden mica]

Did you see my funny death earlier

[onyx schooner]

AAAUAUUGH

[void slate]

Would you like to talk about our lord and saviour Wook Smith

[wind axle]

@golden mica please god kill me

[void slate]

Good save king Frost

[golden mica]

can't help, I died irl from dying to the ||funny dragon|| too much

[wind axle]

foreskin duo

come, now.

[golden mica]

Give me 5

[onyx schooner]

haha wow i just went through a bit out the altus thing and ran past 2 tree sentinels

[wind axle]

welcome to leyndell

[smoky matrix]

how's my luck lookign chatbox

[wind axle]

i fuckign hate it here

[wind axle]

guts gaming

[smoky matrix]

always

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-god-its-happening-ok-stay-calm-the-office-gif-6091046

[wind axle]

i fuckig hate tit here

fuck the godskin duo

[golden mica]

Tit

[wind axle]

grhstfgjdh cum

[thin kelp]

Just dodge

[onyx schooner]

I went too far into the capital and already found a fogwall

[red cloak]

Why does fire giant have so much health

:(

[onyx schooner]

there is literally no grace for ages, only a skate

[red cloak]

It takes so long to kill

[wind axle]

nevermind adula's moonblade is so fucking stupid on this

[wind axle]

use bleed

[red cloak]

I did

[golden mica]

Naisu

[red cloak]

I killed it it’s just

It took forever

I kinda wanna do an all remembrances run

[wind axle]

Weeb

[red cloak]

Dist inspired me

[wind axle]

i think i just saw claire's phantom in the roundtable

[signal iris]

i haven't been in game in hours
in in ng+ now too, haven't gotten back to the roundtable

[wind axle]

Mmmalexander

[wind axle]

Then who the fuck did I just see wearing deer antlers and a robe

[golden mica]

A lot of people

[signal iris]

maybe someone tryna copy my drip?

[wind axle]

double +25 whips

should i change the affinity to ice i wonder

[signal iris]

lover required ahead

[thin kelp]

They should add a skateboard to elden ring

[wind axle]

okay yeah shit im definitely doing ice affinity it does like 100 more damage

[thin kelp]

Grind on some motherfucking dragon scales

[wind axle]

ill grind you

[thin kelp]

[void slate]

@thin kelp Love

[thin kelp]

💜

[teal temple]

@wind axle you earlier today after being forced outside

[wind axle]

it was of my own volition

i was out with maiden

[golden mica]

me trying not to mald, vibing in bed

and this pops up on my youtube recommendations

[wind axle]

i can come help these whips are actually fucking OP

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

especially since im 60/60 dex int

[golden mica]

damage aint the issue, I just can't dodge for shit today apparently

but yes please come, I need emotional support

[wind axle]

abuse funny metal plate

i forgor where the fight is can you show on map

[golden mica]

You need to go to the ||beside the great bridge|| grace, go back down the lift, outside the church, then look downwards

[wind axle]

oh yeah that place

give me like 10ish minutes to speedrun there from foreskin duo arena

[golden mica]

👍

[wind axle]

i just bloodhound stepped off the edge fuck me

[golden mica]

dark knight cavalry put on some weight

[void slate]

Guys if there is life support equipment is there also death support equipment?

[golden mica]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarco_device

[wind axle]

mmmm comfby mbed

[signal iris]

[void slate]

Looks comfy

[golden mica]

I mean it is the exact definition of a death support equipment

[void slate]

People will die to get into this bed

[wind axle]

i forgot about you, fuck you

[thin kelp]

Cope

[signal iris]

just run around that thing and past him

[smoky matrix]

it begins

[golden mica]

desperate times call for desperate measures, dropping fashionsouls for the highest lightning resist gear

[golden mica]

HAH, oh dear lemur, you still have a LONG road of annoying fucking enemies ahead of you

however, there are some spicy +10/+25 smithing stones 👀

[smoky matrix]

I need +8 >:(

[golden mica]

you can easily find that by now?!?

[smoky matrix]

where !!

I have not seen one for like 10 hours

[wind axle]

you can skip it???

[wind axle]

somber or regular

[smoky matrix]

regular

[wind axle]

kill the foreskin duo

infinite +7 +8

[smoky matrix]

location

[wind axle]

lmao loser

[wind axle]

its after you do the funny in the mountains

[golden mica]

speaking of losers, where are you

[wind axle]

i was caught up with cruciballsack knight im on my way

[smoky matrix]

please be a little more vague frost ty

[signal iris]

if i can do it w only 3 poise and wearing a dress, surely you can too

[wind axle]

the funny

@golden mica

[signal iris]

you don't need to fight everything in ur way lol

[wind axle]

where do i even put my sign down

[golden mica]

where my screenshot is ^

also jesus down to 4 furling charms, gonna have to farm some soon

[signal iris]

you can craft them ez

[golden mica]

yes, hence farm

[wind axle]

lf gamer

gaming time

[golden mica]

dying time*

[teal temple]

@wind axle @golden mica

[signal seal]

i don't think you can summon there, there's no fog wall 🤔

[golden mica]

you can

[wind axle]

rip

[golden mica]

actually true

[signal seal]

oh. it's a really fun fight solo without ashes

[golden mica]

I'm having zero fun

[wind axle]

michael is getting skill issued sadly

[signal seal]

wait

ashes or coop would make him more unpredictable

what part are you dying at?

[wind axle]

wait the fuck @golden mica hes apparently weak to fire and lightning???

makes no sense but apparently???

[signal seal]

it's counterintuitive because he's ||the only dragon where you SHOULD attack his tail||

[golden mica]

just his various repertoire of vaguely accurate hitboxes

you can roll through his dash and get hit after

[signal seal]

his right claw has a lingering effect, you need to dodge straight behind him when he does it

left claw you need to dodge northeast

[wind axle]

northeast

[signal seal]

/

[wind axle]

yes

[signal seal]

his left claw leaves a lingering effect, his right claw has a larger sweep

[golden mica]

aaand my elden ring crashed

[signal seal]

such is elden ring

[golden mica]

I'm having so much fun

[wind axle]

L

michael do you want me to just do the funny on him

[signal seal]

of all the bosses he's not the one i'd expect you to struggle on

i had a hard time but i really liked the fight, ||especially when he turns into a fucking missle||

[golden mica]

I'm unironically tempted to rip this build apart just to comet this mf

[golden mica]

I liked the fight, 2 hours ago

[wind axle]

lmao

[signal seal]

comet won't 1 shot him

[golden mica]

now I'm just pissed and tired

[wind axle]

it wont but itll do wonders on him cause hes fucking massive

[signal seal]

you want to summon me?

i love the fight

reminds me of Midir + Radahn

[wind axle]

cock

[golden mica]

zz

[wind axle]

agony

is it funny spell time

[golden mica]

do it

[wind axle]

okay i gotta change my physick

[golden mica]

sure it's gonna take me 3 minutes to get back anyway between dying to fall damage and another crash probably

[wind axle]

im so fuckign stupid

[exotic leaf]

f

[signal seal]

😄 you forgot to reset the elevator 😄

in your defense it is dark in that room

[void slate]

@exotic leaf She sells sea shells.

[golden mica]

punished for dodging the attack

[signal seal]

left claw, you need to dodge northeast, not north

[exotic leaf]

how much

[signal seal]

or you could have dodged full right

[golden mica]

mf there is no compass

[wind axle]

also @golden mica dont ask why my character is doing blackface it was for the drip

[void slate]

Do you know three shells

[signal seal]

ok you should have dodged right/up or just right

the left claw will linger

[wind axle]

i fucking hate it here

[golden mica]

funny build is going well.

[signal seal]

yeah mage 1 shot doesn't work, esp with summon scaling

[golden mica]

he died without firing

[signal seal]

best i got with comet was like 1/6th

Michael tag me in

[wind axle]

3 man placidusax lets fucking goooo

[signal seal]

scary scaling 😐

lmk if you want me to help anyway i can't remember what grace to go to so you gotta tell me

[golden mica]

swipe into flames, those flames are so obnoxious

[wind axle]

gaming damage tbh

[signal seal]

acting like the king of dragons is gonna be a bitch, nah

[void slate]

Cabal

[wind axle]

why isnt comet azur range infinite

[golden mica]

I love the 30s return run

[wind axle]

are you fucking kidding me

michael you better have murdered it

[golden mica]

funny cancer flies did the job

[wind axle]

LETE SGIGOGOOO

[golden mica]

I really should stop disrespecting the flies, +4 seal put in work

[red cloak]

New 1.02 wr

https://youtu.be/tRTwSTiUrrE

[wind axle]

time for me to kill mine

[golden mica]

1.02 cringe

[wind axle]

[golden mica]

lie down and cry

do you dupe this remembrance or just take the breath?

[red cloak]

Kinda true

But it fast

[wind axle]

take both

okay well fuck you

[wind axle]

epic wrong reply lets fucking go

[smoky matrix]

is the grace after loretta in haligtree bugged? I cant' interact with it

[golden mica]

Yeah those were agony

[golden mica]

Save quit and reopen

[smoky matrix]

dumb

how to manual save

?

nvm lemur moment

[golden mica]

Truly a lemur moment

I'm laying in bed but I want to play but it's also 2am and I'm getting sleepy 😩

[paper haven]

Lole

I just woke up

[wind axle]

fuck it third times the charm lets fucking go

i keep forgetting to spoiler shit 🗿

[cold nebula]

Offtopic converted to "How bad is frost in vidya games"

🤣

[signal iris]

LOL

[wind axle]

sucks to suck shitter

[wind axle]

real

[void slate]

Happy birthday to you
Mashed bananas and stew @cold nebula

I know your real name @desert pilot

[desert pilot]

what is my name then

[void slate]

Potassium is called ||Adolf Allcock||

[wind axle]

yoooo

[cold nebula]

But my birthday is 23rd September 😦

[desert pilot]

i have been exposed 😔

[void slate]

Eat your mashed bananas and stew

[desert pilot]

my birthday is a week after yours lol

[cold nebula]

So we are Libra

[void slate]

I'm cancer

[desert pilot]

yeas

[thick orbit]

I think I fucked up my nose

I keep ripping hair out of it

Like idk now it stings and I just smell burning everywhere

[signal iris]

hmm

[dapper hazel]

noses arent useful

[maiden goblet]

did you inhale fucking uranium????

[void slate]

👃

[thick orbit]

True

[sacred oasis]

bro what is this

[barren dagger]

some photo editor

[signal iris]

[desert pilot]

photo editing app

[signal seal]

hey can any Elden Ringers help me mule an item? i'll give you stuff you need in exchange

i have almost anything

[void slate]

@desert pilot What is wrong with this name?

[desert pilot]

its italian 🤢

[void slate]

||Power Genitalia||

[desert pilot]

oh

[void slate]

It's like that one time someone made a hashtag for Susan Album Party and ended up with Sus Anal Bum Party

[desert pilot]

i would use that hashtag

[void slate]

@desert pilot

[desert pilot]

im gonna start streaming

[hollow nymph]

Why is this channel NSFW

[desert pilot]

swear words are allowed 😱

[bitter heath]

Fuck you!

[desert pilot]

fuck you too!

[bitter heath]

Woah, let's have dinner first atleast

[somber anvil]

[sharp vale]

No bitches?

[void slate]

No witches

[sharp vale]

No wenches?

[void slate]

No benches

[sharp vale]

Hello guys today yeetim is driving an OBS truck

It is very nice in here

[bitter heath]

Hello guys today I am on another 8 hour night shift and my spine feels very much more fragile than it normally does

I hope it snaps and I become chair bound

[bitter heath]

Yes!

[sharp vale]

Sucks you can't drive nice trucks

[void slate]

@sharp vale

[desert pilot]

water is corporation
not for life

[sharp vale]

V8 noises

[bitter heath]

I was looking at getting into driving trucks tbh

Sounds lonely as shit basically living out of your truck but they make bank

And I knew one guy who drove and streamed on twitch while doing so

[sharp vale]

They're aight

[sharp vale]

I met a guy who works at a refinery who lives off a Freightliner

He makes like 20k a month and only works a few months a year.

Mfr livin comfy in there

[bitter heath]

Yeah, but it'd be dangerous as fuck

[sharp vale]

I had to service his freightliner, those diesels are a pain in the a

[bitter heath]

Have you seen videos of those guys working on refineries and oil drills

Chains whipping around at speeds that would rip through bone

[sharp vale]

Throwing chain, yes they earn like 30$ an hour

[bitter heath]

Back to work for me

4 more gruelling hours with my spine feeling like a burning rod

[sharp vale]

Just stretch

[bitter heath]

That doesn't work for me, spine is cracked so it builds up stress and just hurts

[sharp vale]

Oof

[bitter heath]

Yeah.

[sharp vale]

Why tf you working then that's a legitimate debilitating injury

[bitter heath]

I took like 2 years free after finishing highschool and my dad had enough of it

So I'm working and paying more than half my weekly wage in rent

[sharp vale]

Rough

[severe musk]

good luck with that man

[bitter heath]

Fuck I hate small spaces

[void slate]

@sharp vale https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/tk4ndq/childhood_in_the_bombshell_kyiv/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[slender rampart]

Russia breaks off peace talks with Japan as well bro

WWII continues

[cobalt saffron]

they what?

bruh

[slender rampart]

Mofos be talking about WWIII when we still haven’t finished WWII

[void slate]

those talks weren't going anywhere anyways

[void slate]

technically japan is still having world war 2 with russia

[round patrol]

Didn't Japan unconditionally surrender

[sharp vale]

Wild

[slender rampart]

To us, not to them

Soviets entered the war kinda only in like the last month of the actual war and just seized territory, including some Northern Japanese islands

[sharp vale]

Live frost reaction

[hollow marten]

Yuh

[void slate]

Yuh

[hollow marten]

Hi peter

[somber anvil]

Hi repter

[void slate]

Hi repter, Hi Luna

[somber anvil]

Hi peter

[void slate]

if you remove r from repter and switch p and e you get peter

[hollow marten]

Yea

[hard spindle]

[hard spindle]

This is quite sick peter thx

[void slate]

I'm oversteer 😳

[hard spindle]

Over steer 😱

[silent herald]

44MD6-7BPZT-AQ96N

[void slate]

what's it for

i'm not going to claim this code unless I know it's not some shit game

[sharp vale]

@somber anvil LUNALUNA

[sharp vale]

Peter servo woke up today and chose violence

[void slate]

@exotic leaf You're FLESHIER

[sharp vale]

RANDO LANDO HAS A NANOROD @hard spindle

[somber anvil]

Hi

[void slate]

I don't want to ask where it's located

[hard spindle]

Also yeetim what do you think of the new gtfo server look?

[sharp vale]

Tards of the round table type beat

[void slate]

@sharp vale

[hard spindle]

We turning it into the Andrew + friends server so we don't have 50 random servers w 3 ppl

[hard spindle]

U just copying duk huh

[sharp vale]

Yes.

[hard spindle]

Yeetim when he needs other ppl to form his own opinions

[sharp vale]

Mfw

[sharp vale]

ee

[hard spindle]

Yeetim whe he finally learns not to say mfw every 30 sentences

[void slate]

mfw = my feelings when?

[sharp vale]

Or my face when

[void slate]

my feces when

when I flush the toilet

[hard spindle]

LMAO I FORGOR TO TELL U

WE FOUND A USE FOR THE LONG RANGE FLASHLIGHT

[sharp vale]

What

[sharp vale]

No way

[hard spindle]

CAMERONS RANDOM ASS FLASHLIGHT HES BEEN CARRYING AROUND HAS A USE

[sharp vale]

So I was right?

[hard spindle]

It's unironically so crucial aswell

[sharp vale]

So I was right

[hard spindle]

We would all die w out

[hard spindle]

Bro I said the same shi

No one believed us man

[sharp vale]

I remember saying something like "watch the long range flashlight unironically be extremely useful"

[void slate]

David Cameron's?

[hard spindle]

I was like everything in this game has a use

It has to have a use and look

[sharp vale]

Wtf is it good for tho

Bc I carried one around too bc I like extra vision

[hard spindle]

In missions where its useful if u don't have it ur literally 100% failing

[hard spindle]

There are 2 new enemys

[sharp vale]

Get to the Point I want to take a nap on my lunch break

[hard spindle]

Shadow enemy's which u literally cannot see without it bc the missions they are on are pitch black

[sharp vale]

No MAMES

[hard spindle]

What?

And a new sac kinda spitter enemy

[sharp vale]

No mames basically means "you better not be playing with me"

[hard spindle]

And if u don't shine ur flash light onto them to disable them they are brutal ad

[hard spindle]

We play it without u all the time tf u mean

[void slate]

I love names

[sharp vale]

No you dumbass

No mames means

[void slate]

Oh wait you meant MAMES not NAMES

[sharp vale]

"don't fuck around"

[hard spindle]

What

[void slate]

is mames some kind of grain

[sharp vale]

Or "stop kidding"

I'm going to nap gn

[hard spindle]

U sichzo fucking brain dead borderline alcoholic

Speak normally

[sharp vale]

It's Spanish

[cold nebula]

К

[void slate]

Spanish people are tight ❤️

[sharp vale]

Real

[hard spindle]

When

[cold nebula]

[fluid arch]

[sharp vale]

TU Madre me pregunto aller

[cold nebula]

[somber anvil]

Boobs

[hard spindle]

Did I ask

[silent herald]

JCJ8T-F6XG3-ZPTE6

[void slate]

Thanks I guess

[queen compass]

Important question for the Americans

Is steak and eggs for breakfast a normal thing?

[void slate]

@hard spindle

[hard spindle]

Visiting brb

[thin kelp]

another hollow knight enjoyer

[hushed hazel]

i’m ass at HK

i can’t even beat the game i just mald

[silent herald]

yessirrr!!! second fav game

[thin kelp]

which boss are you stuck on

[hushed hazel]

not any specific boss i just cant motivate myself to beat it

i opened the egg but all the infected enemies just make me mad

[real ravine]

Anyone else having issues joining raid room VCS?

[void slate]

you got hollow knight from this code?

[void slate]

sounds like bacon and eggs

[somber anvil]

Try ctrl+r

[thin kelp]

No I already had it

[void slate]

Same

[sacred oasis]

omg bruh

[thin kelp]

It's a mood I guess

[sharp vale]

Ur gonna get bombed

[sharp vale]

Only if you're rich and particularly generic bc no one does that