💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[smoky matrix]

should say your world in top right

[lament egret]

Im not in game rn!!!

[smoky matrix]

why aren't you no lifing it smh

[onyx schooner]

rip n'eni haki btw, last i remember she went to sleep

[smoky matrix]

was that your char?

[onyx schooner]

ye

[smoky matrix]

my WoL also sleepin I think

[golden mica]

bold do you happen to know if the beast clergyman is still in caelid since ||I killed him in crumbling farum||

[smoky matrix]

not gonna resub till 6.1 comes out

[onyx schooner]

i think the last few things i did was related to the... uh... eScape? working on being able to fight omega or something

i was doing side content

[smoky matrix]

oh yeah

the stormblood raids

[onyx schooner]

because i fucking haaaated the slog of stormblood postgame

[lament egret]

@smoky matrix found it in the other server

[smoky matrix]

omg same data centre

[onyx schooner]

i also remember unlocking some weird... enigma thing?

[smoky matrix]

I'm on leviathan but we both on primal

I will come say hi when I next have a sub :D

[lament egret]

my friend made this when everyone came to meet me

thats me in the middle

[smoky matrix]

gposer behaviour

[golden mica]

that's a moment

[onyx schooner]

haha gposing... haha

who would ever do that...

[smoky matrix]

Nene do you have more hours in gpose than dungeons

[onyx schooner]

I dont think so

[smoky matrix]

[onyx schooner]

2 hours tops doing totally not modded gpose stuff

[smoky matrix]

I have friends that spend so much time in it I sweawr

using gshade and anamesis to scratch make poses and custom stuff

[hardy mesa]

where's the pilk

[lament egret]

when im sent money on paypal

[cold nebula]

My whole home reeks of lavender now

[thin kelp]

Official Pilk vendor

[smoky matrix]

what happens if you take off your weapons before the mimic tear fight

[mild crystal]

should be blue dunno why im not 😦

[cold nebula]

New season, new requirments

[hardy mesa]

normal raider is now 20 instead of 10 #💬destiny-chat , keep it to #💬destiny-chat ok?

[lucid sigil]

omg cute kitten

[lament egret]

[near hill]

It got better

[nimble socket]

@golden mica your elden ring prog and weapon

NOW

[golden mica]

@nimble socket I beat the final boss last night at like 2am, once I get home from work gonna help out a mate do his runs cause he didn't run an optimized loadout and then start my 100% boss hunting

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-19091877

[nimble socket]

awesome

[golden mica]

build/weapon is rivers of blood with a bucketload of arcane

[thin kelp]

It was me, I said the no no D word, will write again

[nimble socket]

i accidentally skipped over so many areas in the game doing story

[golden mica]

yeah I have a lot of backtracking to do before I go to NG+

[nimble socket]

now im super overleveled(about 105) and doing volcano manor and mohg stuff

[thin kelp]

I said this blender or something like the density 2 multiplayer emotes

[golden mica]

but NG+ i'm going to not use bleed cause it was absolutely busted

[nimble socket]

im planning to figure out how to use dragon hearts soon since ive basically massacred 90 percent of dragon bosses

[golden mica]

wym figure out??

[nimble socket]

idk where the dragon communion thingy izs

[lament egret]

no i dont htink so i think its a diff program

[thin kelp]

What was that band that had dragon in it again

[nimble socket]

as i said i kinda accidentally speedran the game

[thin kelp]

Oh ok

[nimble socket]

i just flattened everything really fast due to my old souls experience

like i finished royal capital right after rennala

[golden mica]

hint: ||it's in caelid||
actual location: ||kinda the south most area that's not involved with castle redmane, south of the decaying dragon||

[nimble socket]

the place with the massive dragon corpse and roaming dragons?

[thin kelp]

Spoilers

[nimble socket]

i went there to whoop the erdtree avatar in the area but ill go check again

[smoky matrix]

||"corpse"||

[nimble socket]

i just went the opposite direction

i tried to scale the tower but hit many dead ends

also i beat the star general guy in one try but most people said he was uber difficult

[smoky matrix]

what level were you?

[nimble socket]

75 when i killed him

i just summoned 3 summons and hopped on torrent and melted him basically

[smoky matrix]

I think a lot of people where 50-60 so that could be why

[golden mica]

nah that's fort faroth, if you're talking about the dragon that just sits there and lets you wail on it.
this is far south of that

[nimble socket]

hmm alr

[smoky matrix]

still nice tho

[golden mica]

did you kill him in this patch or the previous patch

[nimble socket]

a lot of the bosses in this game are much easier then the other souls games except a few

[nimble socket]

pre patch i think idk

[smoky matrix]

did the patch change something?

[golden mica]

ah, post patch he got nerfed to be easier, so if you prepatch killed him it's a chad mode

[smoky matrix]

oh word

damn they actually nerfed him??

[rough trail]

I honestly can’t tell what the difference is having fought him pre patch and post patch

I don’t think it was that crazy of a nerf whatever it was

[golden mica]

Have you found haligtree yet? there's a certain boss there which is considered the hardest in the game

[nimble socket]

i think two bosses i genuinely struggled on is fallingstar beast due to the busted hitboxes and health and magma wyrm since i was super underleveled when i entered that lost sector

[rough trail]

lost sector

[nimble socket]

might have lemme googleh im

[smoky matrix]

I am making my way there now

[golden mica]

him

[nimble socket]

wait there was one other boss i struggled with- briar guy

[golden mica]

LOST SECTOR
but yes I 100% agree with the magma wyrm thing, I went far too early and took me a good 30m to learn patterns and kill

[nimble socket]

the really fat scarlet rot knight with insane poise and a shield and the jedi sword

he was just awful

[rough trail]

I think that guy’s hard just because nobody expects the ranged swings a lot

[golden mica]

found the crucible knight gaol yet?

[nimble socket]

alr i checked haligtree and havent fought her yet

[golden mica]

yeah she's considered the hardest boss in the game

[nimble socket]

nope, so far ive only found three jails

pyke, bloodhound and fire thief

[rough trail]

I found like 10 of those

[golden mica]

fair, there's two gaols which are brutal

crucible knight & black assassin tiche

[nimble socket]

pyke armor is so good

fell in love

[rough trail]

tiche isn’t that bad if you don’t have a status effect based build

if you do though then you do like no fucking damage and the fight takes forever

[smoky matrix]

tiche was fine?

[nimble socket]

im planning to go for the night cavalry armor tonight for killing three cavalry people in mountain of giants

[golden mica]

this is what I'm wearing rn

[nimble socket]

fat

[golden mica]

lmao speaking of

[smoky matrix]

idk if I was overlevelled but tiched didn't feel hard as long as you didn't get greedy

[golden mica]

really? in moonlight alter?

[rough trail]

it’s just a boring fight that takes a while if you have the wrong build

[smoky matrix]

yeah

[nimble socket]

i feel like im cheating by using rivers of blood ngl

[smoky matrix]

I was level 103 or something

[nimble socket]

i wanted to use moonlight gs but once i got it it just didnt feel that good

[smoky matrix]

not sure what the reccomended is

[golden mica]

I killed one of the final bosses within 20s of first attempt

[rough trail]

I fought tiche at level 80ish and it took me like 4-5 minutes

[golden mica]

hence, not using bleed in NG+

[barren dagger]

someone that plays elden ring please get this

[smoky matrix]

( I have this )

[nimble socket]

i have that set

[golden mica]

I have that

[rough trail]

when I play again I’m not gonna use summons except for dogshit duo bosses and I’m not gonna use frost or bleed

[barren dagger]

god bless

is it good or am I gonna be sad

[golden mica]

it's the tankiest set that I knwo of

[smoky matrix]

its high def and poise but also very heavy

[nimble socket]

its the tankiest armor in the game i think

[smoky matrix]

same

[nimble socket]

but you basically sacrifice any form of rolling to use it

[barren dagger]

looks drippy

[wind axle]

[golden mica]

I can't believe they made an armor set based off my body IRL

[barren dagger]

if you look good thats all that matters

[nimble socket]

i think ill go for the bloody wolf set soon since thats funny lookin

[golden mica]

hmm? also gm

[wind axle]

Gm

[nimble socket]

very nice

[wind axle]

No bleed in Ng+ is

[smoky matrix]

I like that without the cape

[nimble socket]

i like capes

[smoky matrix]

I like some capes

just not a fan of that one, bit too big for my taste

[golden mica]

yeah but RoB is beyond overpowered, you saw how quickly I killed ||clergyman||

[nimble socket]

rivers of blood legit feels like god mode ngl

i went to volcano manor, and during the fight with ghiza, i melted them so fast that they could only use dodge once and nothing else before they died

[rough trail]

they need to nerf bleed/frost and actually nerf mimic tear this time I say

[golden mica]

it's by far the strongest thing in 1.03

[rough trail]

those are the most outstanding problems currently

[nimble socket]

im kinda planning to ||force dung eater to drink the potion to make him my summon main||

he deserves it and he seems strong as well

[rough trail]

he is apparently one of the strongest ones

[nimble socket]

considering how messed up he is lorewise it makes sense

guy is basically a walking apocalypse

[wind axle]

Yeah I know, that's why I use whips instead

[thin kelp]

||Any guy here gotten head recently (within a month or so)? I know its a paradoxical question given that this a density server but I ask nonetheless||

[wind axle]

A more balenced bleed

[rough trail]

I’m just wondering what kind of question you got to ask

[thin kelp]

Its important to my future

Wait have you?

[rough trail]

I mean you’re probably not in danger of anything if that’s what you’re wondering

[nimble socket]

why are you assuming youll get it wo density

[barren dagger]

||active gen chatters are maidenless||

[rough trail]

I don’t really wanna disclose this info right now

[thin kelp]

True

[barren dagger]

now I leave gen chat so I cant be one

[thin kelp]

bringing my hopes up

[nimble socket]

behold

[rough trail]

I mean just dm me if you wanna talk about something

[nimble socket]

my bee

[smoky matrix]

[thin kelp]

Bet

[rough trail]

I just ain’t gonna do it in this chat

[sharp stratus]

spoil everything in the public chat

[thin kelp]

Real

[mild crystal]

i have 21 and ok

[signal seal]

hey anyone with a real strong character want to help me kill a boss in elden ring 👀

[thin kelp]

Skill issus

[thin kelp]

Mike Hawk is the man for the job I hear

[signal seal]

[vestal ember]

pepela

[golden mica]

How does scaling work when going into higher level worlds

[vestal ember]

ng+ everything early has 5x health

later bosses have 2x health

and it keeps scaling with each ng

they will also do more damage and drop more runes

[signal seal]

can you help me kill ||ethereal godrick in the capital 👀 ||

i'm on a 30 +1 character i already solo'd the draconic tree sentinel

[golden mica]

no no I mean, if you go into my world, you get nerfed
if I go into your world I get...?

[vestal ember]

||ethereal margit||?

[vestal ember]

you scale as much as you can to get close to host

so if host is higher than you, you stay as you are

@signal seal what bonfire

[golden mica]

oh lordy lol

[signal seal]

||godfrey godrick idk the guy wtih the axe||

where i'm standing by the door

there's a stake of marika

[vestal ember]

uhhhhhh

thats the sanctuary right

[signal seal]

no that's capital

it exists ||in the ashen and normal one||

[vestal ember]

just send map noob

[signal seal]

oh duh

[golden mica]

where armor

[vestal ember]

THATS THE SANCTUARY U NOOB

[signal seal]

alpha jesus doesn't need armor (but i'm going to use it i just took it off for the screenshot)

[signal seal]

password P

[vestal ember]

yes sign is down

[signal seal]

also i'm 30+1 i'll try not to die

[golden mica]

wtf does 30+1 mean

[vital roost]

31

[signal seal]

i can't see it

level 30 with a +1 weapon

[vestal ember]

did u use remedy

[wild wave]

how do i get Likely Suspect fusion rifle

[vestal ember]

@signal seal lf1 host of fingers

[thin kelp]

More like finger licking good

[signal seal]

1 sec

is password P?

[vestal ember]

yes

[signal seal]

can't see it 😐

wait

lemme see now

can't see it

are you invisible on steam by chance

[vestal ember]

no

i put a red one

see if it shows

[signal seal]

can't see

[vestal ember]

blind moment

try password bing

[signal seal]

ok

maybe it's bc i'm level 30 idk

can't see

[vestal ember]

!?

[signal seal]

yeah same

let me relaunch my game idk

i can probably solo him if i have to

gimme 60 sec

[vestal ember]

yeah gg

time to get off

[signal seal]

got me stuck in a corner godammit he's so easy

[wind axle]

He do be an easy boss

[signal seal]

i do 120 dmg per hit

and he kills me in 2 hits

[signal iris]

whomst wanna kill elden beast in my world?

[wind axle]

Why are you at leyndell at level 30 🤨

[wind axle]

I would but I'm not free

[vestal ember]

me

[signal seal]

4th talisman pouch for a pvp character at level 30

[wind axle]

Oh

It's for low level pvp ic

[vestal ember]

@signal iris

[smoky matrix]

anyone know if there's some online rune calculator so I can see how many I would need to get to a certain level / see what stats I would get

[golden mica]

it's easy, it's just
y = 0.02x^3 + 3.06x^2 + 105.6x - 895 with x being the level and y being the amount of Runes

no I don't know what any of that actually means

[smoky matrix]

do not make me do maths you goblin

[mossy wyvern]

test

[barren dagger]

just seeing y = any number confuses me

I passed maths by a singular mark

[smoky matrix]

pass is a pass

[vestal ember]

@smoky matrix https://8bitdesign.dev/en/elden-ring/

[golden mica]

https://fast0nitro.pythonanywhere.com/

[smoky matrix]

you did what was required, anything more is just bonus points

[smoky matrix]

❤️

[barren dagger]

It was initially a fail, sent it for a remark and got the 1 mark I needed for a pass

[golden mica]

ooh yeah use krypted, that one is goate

[wind axle]

Goate

[smoky matrix]

🐐

[barren dagger]

thats a goat

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/goatee-facial-hair-michael-scott-the-office-steve-carell-gif-12410991

[barren dagger]

what is he saying

[golden mica]

I know's it's goatee but I'm doubling down on my typo

[wind axle]

Michael Jordan ⁉️

[vestal ember]

@signal seal

i dont think that its accurate though

def not actually michael summoned me yesterday and hes level ~150 or something

[signal seal]

level 30 +1 weapon lets fucking go

[signal seal]

might be different in some regions of the game to prevent smurfing

[vestal ember]

is that gladd

[signal seal]

yeah he's doing better than i thought he would

kinda grandpa style but he's dedicated to the melee

ok got my 4 talisman pouches

now i need to get talisman 😐 great jar is like impossible

krypted can you mule a few for me

[vestal ember]

no.

[signal seal]

😦

i will mule for you you know

[vestal ember]

yes i know

fine

im going to go smoke a bowl then mule zzzz

[wind axle]

Simply do the funny cheese

[signal seal]

i don't run cheat engine

sorry

[vestal ember]

@signal seal first step password P hurry 😴

[signal seal]

ok 1 sec

[vestal ember]

u dont have a dragoncrest greatshield or pearldrake to drop ?

what was last talisman @signal seal

[signal iris]

OOPS, i don't even have the game launched

[signal seal]

thank you

[signal seal]

i need them on my other characters and i only have the +2 and +0's

i'm giving this one the stuff i don't need haven't been to NG+ to get dupes yet

[signal iris]

@vestal emberi am waiting 4 u now

[rustic quail]

test

[signal iris]

logan had a better hat

[wind axle]

Mid hat tbh

[sharp vale]

Wtf is nokron the eternal city

And why are there so many plump sorts

[vestal ember]

mb

[signal iris]

bro wtf? dude just CAME for me

[vital plaza]

elden ring so hawd i love it

[wind axle]

Unfun place, but contains funny mimic tear

[sharp vale]

Running through it rn

[vestal ember]

good ol connection error

[golden mica]

Krypted, y'know how I mentioned how my mate is a faith build

I just noticed that ||elden beast|| has 80% holy resist and HEALS from it

jesus h christ I need to theorycraft up a storm

[wind axle]

Just abuse big hammer

[vestal ember]

i just got rolled in claires world by elden stars fuck that spell

[paper haven]

Damn

One of yall trade me lmao... I need another Godskin Peeler

[wind axle]

Could you theoretically just stop elden stars by running into it to tank it

[paper haven]

Shield Build!

[vestal ember]

it explodes after a certain time

i tried shielding it already

[paper haven]

Damn, That sucks :/

[golden mica]

I've been duoing a lot with an irl friend, I'm gonna steal his one

[signal iris]

@vestal ember

[paper haven]

hehehehe

[vestal ember]

naisu

[paper haven]

I might just skip on an alt and swap it over to another char

[signal iris]

i only have 1 option for endings

[vestal ember]

dont do it unless its rannis

if its ur first ending

[signal iris]

it's frenzied

[paper haven]

Ranni Best ending >:)

[vestal ember]

the worst one

second worst

[signal iris]

only for the achievement

[paper haven]

POOP one worst >:(

[signal iris]

but i did do ranni's questline

[golden mica]

NAISUUUUU

[signal iris]

i have this tho
time to back up my save

[golden mica]

I will do no story missions next playthrough, I want ||generic elden lord|| ending

[vestal ember]

@golden mica go do millicent's questline

[wind axle]

Can't tell if I want to do that or ranni ending but with 1 different word

[paper haven]

Make sure you go against Millicent if you want her Prosthesis Trinket

[golden mica]

why

[vestal ember]

op talisman

[paper haven]

I only got the Rotted Winged Trinket when helping her

[wind axle]

Very good talisman

[vestal ember]

her questline ending does give a somber ancient dragon smithing stone though

[wind axle]

I prefer prosthetic

[golden mica]

does RoB spamming count as "successive attacks"

[vestal ember]

everyone does

[paper haven]

Yes

[vestal ember]

yes

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

Michael please no

[vestal ember]

the wa?

[paper haven]

What the hell do I do after Malenia? Lol

[sharp vale]

If these singing mfs

Don't stfu

[golden mica]

you celebrate killing the hardest boss and it's all easier from here

[vestal ember]

actually.....

prosthesis only raises dex by 5

but 22% damage increase

[paper haven]

Eleonora's Poleblade's ramp up feels nutty

With the Winged Sword isig

[signal iris]

frenzied flame ending looked dumb

[golden mica]

really? I saw it on youtube and I thought it looked sick

[signal iris]

i mean, it looked cool, but also dumb

[vestal ember]

theres only one way to test...

mr michael aus how much hp do you have

[golden mica]

1500~1600 IIRC

[paper haven]

RANNNI

[golden mica]

probably should delete some of these claire
those are all big spoilers

which you're just spamming images of

[signal iris]

happy?

saving best for last

[vestal ember]

that ng22 dude in the discord cheats w/o a doubt @golden mica pepela

in 3 days he discovered wemod and became a goblin 🙏

[signal iris]

[golden mica]

oh god lvl 31 to 700s in 8 days

[sharp vale]

Regal ancestor spirit can smd

[signal iris]

chat, should i grab malenia's arm?

[vestal ember]

are u doing that offline

[signal iris]

NOPE

[vestal ember]

if ur not ur about to be banned

[signal iris]

really?

[vestal ember]

they banned in all the ds games for savefile editing

[golden mica]

[signal iris]

but it's not save file editing

[vestal ember]

are u rolling back to get different endings

[signal iris]

yes

[vestal ember]

do it in offline mode

[signal iris]

it's too late

i got the second one done in online mode

[golden mica]

might be fine

[exotic leaf]

guys i made bread

[paper haven]

Show?

[golden mica]

sourdough!?!?

[vestal ember]

you'll maybe be fine 🙂

[paper haven]

I made cookie and omelet today

[sharp vale]

Welcome to elden ring

[paper haven]

Thanks

[sharp vale]

The game were you fight skin walkers rolling around like sonic

[exotic leaf]

i love her

[fringe umbra]

very moist

[exotic leaf]

i brushed some honey on top

[vestal ember]

🤨

[paper haven]

What a moist lil' one

[exotic leaf]

i am very proud of it 🥺

[paper haven]

Do a munch on it

:)

[vestal ember]

the breadussy

[smoky matrix]

you didn't have to say that

[vestal ember]

i need to be locked up fr

[smoky matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-out-senator-armstrong-out-gif-23706021

[paper haven]

Why did you have to say that...

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/i-think-thats-an-actual-crime-lannan-eacott-lazarbeam-thats-against-the-law-thats-a-crime-gif-18350272

[paper haven]

Give me your Godskin peeler now...

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[paper haven]

[signal seal]

mina you want one

i have an extra on a pvp character

[sharp vale]

Bing

[signal seal]

killed the guy for fun i'm only level 30

[sharp vale]

Can you show me mimic tear

[signal seal]

check this out, level 30 with a +1 weapon
#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk message

@paper haven i have one

[sharp vale]

Still more vigor than me

[paper haven]

:D WE TRADE? <3

[signal seal]

you can have it

come to rampart tower in stormhill castle, password P

[paper haven]

Holy shit...

[signal seal]

you need to put down a red sign i don't have them

[paper haven]

Password?

[paper haven]

Just P?

[signal seal]

yep

[signal iris]

i am now in ng+

[thick orbit]

Guh

[thin kelp]

🤤

[golden mica]

gaming

[sharp vale]

Bing bing

@signal seal how do get down there

[thick orbit]

go forward

[sharp vale]

Guh

[thin kelp]

huh

[paper haven]

Tyvm bingu

[thick orbit]

ghost nearby?

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/banjo-kazooie-smash-bros-vibes-good-vibes-dance-moves-gif-14966518

[signal seal]

did you like my alpha jesus? he's a level 30 invader

[sharp vale]

Guh

[thick orbit]

[paper haven]

LOL THATS EVIL

[thin kelp]

turtle shell

[signal seal]

idk

[paper haven]

He was beautiful ngl

[thin kelp]

can i be a teenage mutant ninja turtle

[thick orbit]

you can be my friend

[thin kelp]

▪️ ▪️

[signal iris]

bro it's so weird looking at this with graces discovered

[sharp vale]

Show me mimic tear

[paper haven]

Anor Londo?

[sharp vale]

I wish

Anor londo > anything in elden ring

[paper haven]

OH i know where that is

You need to do some Roof Parkour to get there

Do you have the Ancestral Woods site of grace?

[sharp vale]

Yes

[paper haven]

Go there, walk backwards onto the roofs

[sharp vale]

Nvm I do not

[paper haven]

Worshipper woods? I cannot remember how I got up there

I was doing Ranni's questline

[signal iris]

:(

[wind axle]

Kill

[golden mica]

DA BOI

[signal iris]

i have no horse

[sharp vale]

How do ranni's questline

Also

||MY BOI D GOT KILLED BY MAIDENS NAWH||

[signal seal]

alt f4 so hard

[wind axle]

Why

[paper haven]

ONG? LOL

[sharp vale]

YES

[paper haven]

WHAT

I- Bozo...

[sharp vale]

SHE STRAIGHT UP ADMITS TO KILLING HIM

"Now the blade is back where It rightfully belongs"

YEAH IN BIS FUCKING CHEST

[paper haven]

I-

[sharp vale]

L BOZO

[signal seal]

what do you mean show you mimic tear there are videos

[sharp vale]

Idk if I got it or not

I ran through the entire area

[signal seal]

check your ash thingies

if you don't have it go back and get it

[sharp vale]

What's it called

[paper haven]

Nokron?

[wind axle]

Did you open an imp door

If no then no you didn't get it

[sharp vale]

No?

[wind axle]

It's quite an obvious imp door

[sharp vale]

No fucking way

Where tf is it

[wind axle]

It's legit to the left of the start of nokron

The left side of the square

[sharp vale]

No fucking WAY

What's the site of grace called

[wind axle]

Ancestral woods

[sharp vale]

Sigh

[wind axle]

Yeetim moment

[sharp vale]

No I haven't gotten to that part of nokron city

I've only been to the top half and lower half of it where you fight the ancestral deers

[signal iris]

:D

[paper haven]

Best girl :)

[wind axle]

That's not nokron that's siofra river??

[paper haven]

Have you Killed Radahn?

[wind axle]

MOMMER

Wait if it's Ng+ you keep your horse 🤨

[sharp vale]

Yes

[wind axle]

You keep almost everything in Ng+

[golden mica]

How low is your poise

[wind axle]

Then go there 🤨

[sharp vale]

Correct, but there's another part that still counts as nokron city

[wind axle]

I give a guess of 5

[wind axle]

???????

[signal iris]

i didn't know you keep torrent

[sharp vale]

I'm just as confused as you are?

[wind axle]

Where are you on the map

[signal iris]

it's actually 3

[wind axle]

Jesus

[golden mica]

I just wanted to find the ER reddit

[sharp vale]

Dear lord

Maidenless fiends

[wind axle]

Oh wait 💀

[sharp vale]

Smh

[wind axle]

Slow

[wind axle]

MmmMOOMMY RANNI

[sharp vale]

I did get this cool mask tho

[paper haven]

Literally go to Nokron Grace Site, Run Forward, down the stairs to the right

[wind axle]

It's a plate

[paper haven]

Take a right after the stair

[signal seal]

did yeetim block me or get banned

oh nvm its because it was deleted

[sharp vale]

LOL

[paper haven]

I blocked him

[sharp vale]

Sadge

Good map drawing rho

[paper haven]

Thanks, I'm a professional artist.

[wind axle]

Get blocked bozo

[sharp vale]

I AM LITERALLY HWRE WHAT DO

[vital roost]

'are you even in the density lfg if you're not blocked by someone

[wind axle]

WBERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

[sharp vale]

THE AREA WHERE YOU KILL YOURSELF BOZO

[wind axle]

Not THERE

[sharp vale]

WHERE

[wind axle]

THERE

[sharp vale]

WHERE IS THAT

[smoky matrix]

yeetim look up a video challenge

(impossible)

[sharp vale]

Refused

Lemur have some actual skills challenge

[wind axle]

Yeetim map challenged

[sharp vale]

(not ever gonna happen)

[unkempt plinth]

go to the forest in limgrave

[wind axle]

HE ALREADY WENT DOWN THE HOLE

[unkempt plinth]

jump down the hole and run across some buildings

[sharp vale]

I ALREADY DID

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[wind axle]

Okay from there

Go out and it's to the left

Bozo

[unkempt plinth]

there's a bridge, just follow it

I can't remember if you have to go left at all

you basically just have to get to an area above a room with a big ball then go get the chest

[sharp vale]

WHERE

[wind axle]

SHOW YOUR FUCKING MAP

I'm going to beat you dead with a rock

[wind axle]

You see that square thing in front of your guy

It's that I'm pretty sure

[unkempt plinth]

I'm just gonna dm you a map with lines

[lament egret]

me when i

[wind axle]

Yeetim exploration challenge (impossible)

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[smoky matrix]

old picture :0

[wind axle]

Jesus fuck

[sharp vale]

bout to just retrace my steps

[lament egret]

i mfeeling sacky

(sad and wacky)

[smoky matrix]

you are a sack

[sharp vale]

@smoky matrix Lemur? More like, L(bozo)emur

[lament egret]

feel like i got hit in my sack

[sharp vale]

Guys is this valid?

[unkempt plinth]

it's just a lot of roof jumping in sacred grounds

[golden mica]

what the fuck is yeetim trying to find for the past 30m

[unkempt plinth]

mimic tear ashes

[sharp vale]

OH MY GOD THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY

HOW DID I MISS THIS I RAN EVERY INCH OF THIS GOD FORSAKEN AREA

Guys am I actually retarded?

[lament egret]

anyone else listening to a song on loop for an hour

[vestal ember]

elden ring theme song while working out

[unkempt plinth]

you found it?

[golden mica]

I listen to lofi hiphop beats to study to when I'm playing density pvp so I don't tilt off the face of the earth

[sharp vale]

Bonfire LIT

[hushed hazel]

elden ring theme song (epic remix)

[vestal ember]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjIJLKvTpmY fighting the bosses in my head fr

[lament egret]

oh boy do i have a guilty pleasure

[unkempt plinth]

parkour required ahead

[golden mica]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJPMnTXl63E
this is my guilty pleasure song

[lament egret]

its very addictive ok

[hushed hazel]

i usually listen to metal gear: rising songs in the gym

cos they go hard

[vital roost]

actually a banger

[golden mica]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k9qDxyxS3s
which is very different to my favourite song 😂

[sharp vale]

This MOTHERFUCKER

Silver tear just invades out of nowhere

AND FALLS OFF THE MAP I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO FIGHT HIM

L BOZOID

[vital roost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh9lgoUSuT0 @golden mica i've been addicted to this song

i don't know why

actually i do i like the funny sounds that it is made

also the song is rly slow for like the first 50 seconds and then it actually gets good

[vestal ember]

https://open.spotify.com/track/06XQvnJb53SUYmlWIhUXUi?si=7c0e6457ce174b63 not a furry

[vital roost]

is this the beastars theme

[lament egret]

oh yeah baby its happening

[vestal ember]

yes but i've never watched the show

[vital roost]

i've only watched like the first ep or so

i don't like the weird 3d cgi

[golden mica]

I will listein in 90m if I remember

[vital roost]

doin work rn?

[golden mica]

@vestal ember #868146622318649384 message

[vital roost]

[golden mica]

well... I'm at work, I think this is one of my least productive days

[sharp vale]

FINALLY

[vital roost]

when are you designing my house

[unkempt plinth]

did you pick up the whetstone blade on the corpse?

also you’re welcome

[golden mica]

@sharp vale PLEASE GO MAKE SURE YOU GOT THE WHETSTONE

[sharp vale]

The black one? Yes

[golden mica]

good

[sharp vale]

I was just about to ask wtf that's for

[vital roost]

why is the stone so wet

[golden mica]

you can use it to change your sword aspects to occult which is the arcane scaling blood dmg

[unkempt plinth]

that let’s you make any non-unique weapon bleed

[paper haven]

Occult >:)

[unkempt plinth]

and also occult

[sharp vale]

WHY IS THIS SPHERE TRYING TO KIOL ME

[unkempt plinth]

and if you kill the ball you get a respec

[golden mica]

real? those boulders drop larval?

I just ran past them every time cause they annoying

[unkempt plinth]

only that one does

like that specific ball

[lament egret]

real

[paper haven]

I good with balls so they stood no chance

[vestal ember]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5cRKj1kynNFqiliT2ndZ3y?si=52ae646aa1f74ea7 😭 last episode next week

[sharp vale]

L bozoids

[thick orbit]

Hour to go

[paper haven]

Turtle went feral ~!

[signal seal]

I just helped Mr Christ kill Godrick with my Alpha Jesus

just a couple ah Jesus' fuckin shit up

[signal iris]

BRUH

[unkempt plinth]

now go beat Malenia

[unkempt plinth]

what trap?

[sharp vale]

WHAT DO YOU MEAB I'M BOT DESTINED TO. OPEN THIS CHEST?

[signal iris]

patches

[paper haven]

I killed the birds.

Dragon too :( She was beautiful

[unkempt plinth]

run off to the left I think, there’s a grace very close by

[golden mica]

[sharp vale]

Can someone tell me why I'm not destined to open this chest

[unkempt plinth]

try beating the boss

[sharp vale]

What boss

I have beaten every boss in that area

[signal iris]

your boss irl

[sharp vale]

I'll beat you shawty

[unkempt plinth]

no you haven’t, go explore and light every altar

[sharp vale]

GUH

[sharp vale]

I already did

[unkempt plinth]

did you beat the dear?

[sharp vale]

The regal ancestor, the red wolf mini boss thing that's just a copy of the other wolf, the regular ancestor in the river, and that other mf

I forgot their name

The mimic tear before the regal ancestor

[unkempt plinth]

idk then man

[sharp vale]

bruh moment

[unkempt plinth]

you just aren’t destined to open it

oh, it’s a ranni thing

[signal seal]

you can use the item that discards all your runes and returns you to the nearest grace

or just find a grace or exit

[signal iris]

i'm in the overworld

[unkempt plinth]

doesn’t have anything inside it of use unless you want the ranni ending

[signal iris]

it doesn't matter

[signal seal]

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Mimic+Tear+Ashes

[sharp vale]

I already got then Bingo

[signal seal]

what does that mean

[sharp vale]

Bing look at my stats

[signal seal]

oh ok enjoy they're 3 braincells fromsoft left them with

[unkempt plinth]

he already got that, he was asking about the ranni chest

[sharp vale]

Biggest brain dead "build" ever

[unkempt plinth]

need 8 more endurance

[signal seal]

the 10 faith int arcane is bothering me greatly

[sharp vale]

It's funny because I just added more endurance from 20-22

[unkempt plinth]

you hurt my soul

[signal seal]

also why are you 30 / 30 when you could hit softcap on 1 and limit on the other?

[sharp vale]

Because I forgor about soft cap and min maxing ngl

LOL

[signal seal]

or is 30/30 better than 55 🤔

[sharp vale]

I have B scaling on Dex and strength for everything I want to wield so

[signal seal]

vigor starts scaling now between 30-40, you get double HP that you did for all previous levels

so the jump from 30-40 is as big as 10-30

[sharp vale]

Also @signal seal ||WHY DOES D DIE LOL||

[unkempt plinth]

who needs vigor if you don’t get hit?

[signal seal]

also 25 is the equip load breakpoint for end

[sharp vale]

Real

[sharp vale]

Known

[signal seal]

i killed him by accident

[sharp vale]

That's why I'm leveling endurance next

[signal seal]

you should really hit 40 vigor

[sharp vale]

On my playthrough mf got killed my the deathbed maiden

[signal seal]

it's a dramatic difference

[sharp vale]

After I hit 25 endurance I'll hit vig

[unkempt plinth]

one that doesn’t matter if you git gud

[sharp vale]

And then I'll start scaling Dex and strength again

Bing has seen me play

I can dodge well but I can't not make a mistake

I need the bare minimum

[unkempt plinth]

I’m doing late game hitless because who needs vigor?

[rough trail]

yeah I don’t think any amount of vigor would’ve saved me from that one black blade kindred

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/twisted-sister-were-not-gonna-take-it-anymore-hair-band-heavy-metal-gif-16781498

When pve players start to sing

[unkempt plinth]

more vigor = more chances for Malenia to heal

[paper haven]

:(

[sharp vale]

Anyways

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

How do ranni quest line

[unkempt plinth]

go to ranni

[sharp vale]

Bc now this paraplegic mf is ordering me to get her death sigil

And idk if that's uhhh

Interfering with her base quest

[unkempt plinth]

I think it is

[thick orbit]

Yeet why isn't my download finished?

[unkempt plinth]

but don’t take my word

[sharp vale]

Australia known for bad internet

[unkempt plinth]

I’m going for ranni ending first run

[sharp vale]

Which questline is more important

Ranni or Paraplegic bro

[golden mica]

I did that last night 🤝

[unkempt plinth]

they just give you unique endings

[sharp vale]

What about the loot

[unkempt plinth]

🤝

[unkempt plinth]

no clue

[sharp vale]

L bozoloids

Heck the endings whatever I end up with us what I deal with

[unkempt plinth]

the frenzied flame quest gives you a unique spell

[sharp vale]

Idc for spells

You already saw my stat distribution

I'm going full physical

[unkempt plinth]

and the ending giving a cool hat

[sharp vale]

Hats r lame

[unkempt plinth]

I’m pretty sure you get the eye of saron hat anyway…

[sharp vale]

Lame

Give me the scarseals so I can raise my stats without lvling

[golden mica]

btw @vestal ember ||what else do I need to do apart from killing the best friendly giant now that I'm post game||

[sharp vale]

Extra damage? Who's heard of her,m

[unkempt plinth]

Ranni is the only ending I’m aware of that gets you a maiden

[sharp vale]

Who needs maidens?

[unkempt plinth]

you

[sharp vale]

@golden mica do you need maidens?

[golden mica]

I was searching for maidens on my mobile today and someone said "must not be gamer, don't want to be second to a computer again", I winced a little then swiped left

[unkempt plinth]

if they don’t want to be second they should be more interesting

[sharp vale]

I don't need maidens

[sharp vale]

That's... Kinda cringe...

[unkempt plinth]

spoken like a maidenless person

[sharp vale]

Unironically girls seek me out for sex here in my locale and it genuinely gets depressing

[golden mica]

I'm sure they do bud

[sharp vale]

Like, honestly, after being in a relationship

[golden mica]

you should realize by now that literally no one buys half the nonsense you claim

[sharp vale]

If only that were nonsense

[golden mica]

100k/month contract out of HS, people swooning over you, 2 cars,
are you dan bilzerian by any chance?

[fringe umbra]

r/ihavesex

[unkempt plinth]

I’m so good at Elden ring that I hitless Godrick my first try

[lucid sigil]

I have sex

[fringe umbra]

no u dont no one does

[lucid sigil]

yeah i do, i quit density

[golden mica]

rev new pfp

[unkempt plinth]

why is that a subreddit? No one on reddit has sex

[golden mica]

that's not true, @trail citrus quit for 2 months and didn't get maiden

[sharp vale]

That first point you made was others taking my discussion severely out of context, Numero 2 is pointless to argue, number 3 genuinely I've had multiple cars but they're not anything to brag about

They were just projects

[lucid sigil]

temporary pfp i am just in a gay mood

[sharp vale]

That put me in financial mess aka too many repairs made me broke

[lament egret]

rea;

[unkempt plinth]

based mood

[golden mica]

damn no handholding for michael then :sdage

I can't even type apparently

[lucid sigil]

:sdage

[sharp vale]

@signal seal godskin apostle was underwhelming

[unkempt plinth]

wait until the rematch

[sharp vale]

He just gave me some weird white suit and a sword I can't even use?

Big L

[golden mica]

oh speaking of, does anyone know why ||godskin duo boss healthbar is more than just killing both of them? I had to kill each of them like 2x||

[unkempt plinth]

yes I did ||their health bar is shared, when you kill one they’ll come back ~15 seconds later, so you can just ignore one and kill one over and over||

[golden mica]

but why is it that ||killing both doesn't end the fight, was it just intentional to try make the fight harder?||

[sharp vale]

Possibly

From soft has a lot of weird shit like that in their games

[unkempt plinth]

||I would say it was intentional, this isn’t a kind of thing that can be an oversight since there’s other duel bosses in the game with seperate health bars||

[signal iris]

|| four kings moment ||

[golden mica]

oh yeah true, I didn't even consider all the other bosses have split

[sharp vale]

ironically I've had less issues with double bosses than I've had with single boss moments

[unkempt plinth]

both bosses are generally weaker to compensate

[signal seal]

Bro my internet keeps having maintenance

Tf

[sharp vale]

What service provider

[signal seal]

The one that sucks

[sharp vale]

Xfinity?

[signal seal]

Gotta plug another HD in for movies I guess

Duh

[sharp vale]

Lame

[signal iris]

look at where i am and the closest grace to me LOL

[sharp vale]

I've had issues with Xfinity in the past but not currently

[unkempt plinth]

there’s like 50 near you

[golden mica]

how did you not get a single grace in that time, what

[sharp vale]

Paying currently 84$ per month for my bill with 800 download speed 50 upload speed, and a free entertainment thingy I forgor what it's called

[thin kelp]

return to deez nuts

[sharp vale]

Just go discover more graces bozo

[unkempt plinth]

how did you fail to pick up the 20 on your way there?

[signal seal]

Michael did the same thinf

Missed all the graces there

[golden mica]

like you had to intentionally miss them

[unkempt plinth]

graces are optional

[sharp vale]

Jesus fuck there's that many graces

[signal iris]

smh my head

[signal seal]

I have to watch one of two movies remind me to download more when the internet is out

[sharp vale]

bonfire LIT

[golden mica]

mine wasn't THAT bad though

[signal iris]

do i have to spell it out?

[unkempt plinth]

grace discovered

[signal seal]

Yours was still comical

[sharp vale]

Bing when we playing ELDEN Bing

[golden mica]

oh right claire

I know what you did

I forgor 💀

[sharp vale]

Forgor

Bogos binted?

https://tenor.com/view/bogos-binted-bogos-binted-alien-aphex-twin-gif-20530107

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-drinking-bluesclues-thirsty-gif-9870944

[mild crystal]

every tool music video be like

[sharp vale]

Fuck tool, all my homies hate tool

[mild crystal]

why

[sharp vale]

Almost as bad as mfs who listen to math rock

[mild crystal]

what even is math rock

[sharp vale]

Just the weird uptight community behind it

[mild crystal]

ok so u hate the community not the band

[sharp vale]

Idk tbf I've never heard tool or math rock genre based music, but the community is atrocious

[sharp vale]

Correct

But it's fun to make fun of the band due to the community

Like Weezer

[mild crystal]

ur so original and funny dude wow i wish i was you

[sharp vale]

You telling me you don't occasionally make fun of weezer

Bc of the community

[mild crystal]

theres nothing wrong with ppl enjoying different music genres

[sharp vale]

Well yeah, I don't mock the TASTE or PREFERENCE

I listen to Weezer from time to time

Anyone is allowed to like their preferences in music

[mild crystal]

why do you contradict yourself every other sentence

[sharp vale]

But when there's people like "Oh I listen to 100 gecs, I have a far quirkier and more interesting music taste than you because this band is so much more original." That's when it becomes irritating

And that's what I'm specifically targeting and making fun of

[mild crystal]

bro is over explaining again

[thick orbit]

Yeah but if they like something I don't then its bad

[void slate]

Yeetim is so smart

[thick orbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI

[sharp vale]

No, I don't like metal but I don't mind if people like metal

Metalheads are cool

[mild crystal]

i dont mind if people like other things than me but i think its fun to make fun of them and the band

[sharp vale]

Yeah but what kind of make fun are we talking about

[mild crystal]

bro im literally mocking you

im not agreeing with you

[sharp vale]

I'm aware

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/bts-bangtan-boys-bangtan-sonyeondan-jungkook-jeon-jungkook-gif-17359075

[sharp vale]

You don't seem to understand my point

[mild crystal]

bc u contradict yourself every message you send bro

[mild crystal]

who is dis dancing man

[sharp vale]

By make fun of I mean pick at a certain quirk, like a specific lyric or line of a certain song, and use it as the butt of a joke

[thick orbit]

idk just typed BTS in gif

[mild crystal]

i kinda want those overalls he has

[sharp vale]

Weezer for example, everyone who knows of Weezer picks fun at the "ah ah" in island in the sun so much so that it became a meme

[thick orbit]

get em

[sharp vale]

100 gecs gets made fun of for having some absurdist lyrics but the people behind the band are fine people

[mild crystal]

i will have to do some research to find them🫠

[sharp vale]

Tool just gets made fun of for their album covers

[golden mica]

jungkook

[sharp vale]

Whatever you do don't search up the 72826 album cover from tool on their 1991 EP!!

[mild crystal]

i found them https://www.carhartt.com/product/103322/rugged-flex-relaxed-fit-denim-bib-overall

[sharp vale]

@thick orbit what u listening to tn

[mild crystal]

wtf out of stock :(

[thick orbit]

im watching a video atm

[sharp vale]

About

[mild crystal]

is ur pfp from a BMTH mv

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/b0nUZmPGCzM

Been addicted to diorama videos lately

[sharp vale]

Man what

Interesting

[golden mica]

shadow moses

[sharp vale]

Interesting

"if you don't put this into shape, you can't dispel this image from your head, that's why I made this."

[mild crystal]

sempiternal and thats the spirit r their best albums idc what anyone says

[sharp vale]

That's an interesting thought process

It does make an intense amount of sense though

Putting ideas into actions so they exit your mind knowing that said idea was successful or unsuccessful

Will not bother you after completion

[golden mica]

for me I think it's
there is a hell... & sempiternal
probably more the point, amo was their worst

[mild crystal]

amo rrly does suck

[thick orbit]

So few games installed but have so little room left ;-;

[mild crystal]

a lot of their most recent stuff is more pop-rock and i hate it

[signal iris]

box of jack

[sharp vale]

Modern rock is no longer enjoyable rock

[mild crystal]

depends

[sharp vale]

Modern rock appeals to the new rebellious generation of angsty kids who's values are more extreme and different than the older generation of angsty kids

[mild crystal]

who

[sharp vale]

Sure In comparison, we share a lot of the same traits. Rebelliousness, in some cases drug use, some cases love, etc, a lot of rock shares the same key topics in music

[mild crystal]

asked

[sharp vale]

But in contrast the values are a lot different while still maintaining the same traits

[sharp vale]

Basically: modern rock just appeals to newer froms of the same traits which makes it un enjoyable

Like I don't want to listen to how you're doing acid while reading your Snapchat about how your ex left you because you cheated on her

[mild crystal]

what r u talking about bro

[sacred oasis]

oh wait that's lowkey density

[mild crystal]

nooo

[sharp vale]

No little German boy, don't go into the genshin impact discord server!

[sacred oasis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/919919916507865159/921034405089267732/RDT_20211216_1418494726979165514838303.gif

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-hi-chat-hi-cat-cat-hi-gif-22514181

[sharp vale]

"oh mein gotta zis place is full of ze kindergroomen"

[sacred oasis]

wait Ren what are these folder names

[sharp vale]

Ur mom

[sacred oasis]

The month you got the game?

[thick orbit]

Yee

[mild crystal]

hahaha im loling im laughing so hard

[sacred oasis]

Interesting

[thick orbit]

I have 1212 games so I just always have recent and installed on

[sacred oasis]

In December you went crazy for Jackbox

[sharp vale]

Thank you thank you it's a gift

[thick orbit]

[sacred oasis]

1212 games

[sharp vale]

Ren give me some games ren

[thick orbit]

nope

[bitter heath]

give ME some games

[thick orbit]

I only give games randomaly when I have dupe keys

[mild crystal]

hahah bro ur so funny 😐😐😐

[lament egret]

i got metro exodus from ren

[thick orbit]

and someone got spyro trilogy which surprised not many wanted compared to satisfactory

[mild crystal]

i have like 16 games on steam

[sharp vale]

Gonna trade my car for a hors

[thick orbit]

just look at humble bundle they tend to have alright games

[sharp vale]

A hros

[thick orbit]

like in a bundle

[bitter heath]

I got metro and starbound from some random that posted here

[sacred oasis]

bro what

[sharp vale]

How much is a Hros guys

[mild crystal]

thats what im saying dude

[sacred oasis]

He's not usually this weird

[thick orbit]

I have only played 5% of my library

[sacred oasis]

No...