💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[void slate]

Lewshifer is this your cat

[exotic leaf]

no this is me

[void slate]

You're a furry!?

She didn't deny @desert pilot

[desert pilot]

exposed

[exotic leaf]

youre the furry peter

[void slate]

no I'm metallic

[exotic leaf]

a cover up i see

[void slate]

I do have a metallic cover on my breast yes

[exotic leaf]

only on one breast?

[void slate]

it's actually a microwave oven inside

[sharp vale]

Ren choked on ghost pp

[thick orbit]

That was really, really late

[sharp vale]

Real

[hushed hazel]

hello fellows

i’m mid set

[desert pilot]

hi sky

[paper kernel]

https://mobile.twitter.com/witchergame/status/1505945110722326529

The Witcher (@witchergame)

https://t.co/XtbfqscMWr

Likes

40882

Retweets

8663

Twitter · Mar 21, 2022, 4:31 PM

[hushed hazel]

hello binding of isaac lover potassium

[desert pilot]

[fringe umbra]

he throwin it back wild

[desert pilot]

[rough trail]

real binding of Isaac lovers already have dead god

[desert pilot]

im not that good

[fringe umbra]

inb4 new witcher is epig exclusive

[paper kernel]

Plz no

[desert pilot]

witcher is m m m m mid

[rough trail]

technically anyone can get dead god as long as they keep playing until they get a run that wins for them

[desert pilot]

rng is not kind to me

[rough trail]

yeah but eventually you will force it to become kind

[desert pilot]

but how long will that take

[rough trail]

like why play tainted lost normally when you can just keep playing until your 1st floor secret room has spindown dice and you can get holy mantle + dead cat

I dunno but you’ll get it eventually

[desert pilot]

yeah but thats laaaame i want a challenge not an easy win

[rough trail]

well then just get dead god normally I dunno

[desert pilot]

i did get all checks on normal lost tho

[rough trail]

normal lost honestly isn’t even that much of a challenge character anymore

I still think hardest character ever was fucking pre-repentance keeper

[desert pilot]

holy mantle made it too easy

[desert pilot]

omg yes

losing coin hearts in devil deals

[rough trail]

yeah just absolutely dogshit tier all around

aside from like 2-3 potential game breaks with infinite health

[desert pilot]

repetance keeper good tho

and tainted keeper has the best tainted character gimmick imo

[rough trail]

I like tainted keeper

but I also like tainted Judas and tainted Lilith just for straight power

[desert pilot]

my favourite tainted characters are apollyon and azazel

[rough trail]

I also like tainted forgotten and I like the concept behind tainted cain

I wish they’d just give Apollyon some unique locusts for more shit

all the current unique locusts are for stuff you’d never in a million years abyss

like yeah lemme just get rid of cricket’s head

[desert pilot]

i did a run where i abyssed every item i saw

for fun

lost some reaally good items for locusts

but i enjoyed it

[rough trail]

I like locusts a lot with the birthright

they should really add a consistent way to get birthright somehow

[desert pilot]

torment locusts are dope

[rough trail]

because it changes the experience pretty significantly for a lot of characters

but it’s literally just a crapshoot looking through shops for it

[desert pilot]

yeah birthright probably the most unique item in the game

its a cool concept but its way too hard to get

[rough trail]

I don’t think itd be too broken to make some sort of alt floor or planetarium type requirement to get it guaranteed

[desert pilot]

imagine birthright had the same requirement as perfection

i think that would be cool

[lament egret]

isaac chatbox has taken over elden ring chatbox

[desert pilot]

the infection spreads

[hollow marten]

Finally

[hushed hazel]

breaking news: i’m out of the gym

[bitter heath]

they said in the replies that they will never make one of their games exclusive to one store / platform

[sharp stratus]

so cyberpunk is dead for real now :/

[bitter heath]

nah, they also said that they're still continuing with the DLC

so at the very least that will be coming

[sharp stratus]

probably not going to be any sequels if theyre cranking out more witchers though

[bitter heath]

doubt there was going to be a sequel in the first place

maybe we'd get the multiplayer version but that'd be it for sure

[sharp stratus]

im sure if it had done better they wouldve looked into building on it more

[sharp vale]

@hard spindle is Sigmund freud guys, get his ass

He has the coke addiction and everything

[sharp stratus]

if thats true, he would just enjoy us getting his ass

[hard spindle]

I would like to deny this but the explanation is much weirder

[bitter heath]

it did terribly because they were overworked and the fans were demanding and cringe so I reckon we dont even deserve a continuation

[sharp vale]

LOL

[hushed hazel]

explain freud

[hard spindle]

I think that is a lot better then trynna explain Mt virgina envy but I'm not trans

[sharp stratus]

i mean i agree the overwork and overhype was a problem, but it still wasnt up to the quality bar they set for themselves with the witcher

[bitter heath]

pretty sure the main reason it flopped was because @golden comet pre ordered it

dudes cursed, everything he pre orders flops

[sharp stratus]

not that i blame them, when youve already made the money back in preorders theres not much reason to innovate

[bitter heath]

anthem, BF2042, Cyberpunk

[hushed hazel]

yea witcher has bugs but they’re not that horrific

was honestly disappointed at launch but the game is pretty fun now they patched em all

aint no witcher 3 tho

[bitter heath]

I still had fun with cyberpunk at launch

the bugs gave it a sense of suspense

I finished it on like day 3 after launch and had a blast

[sharp stratus]

i still havent finished it

[sharp vale]

Clever name

More like

Boring noun

[bitter heath]

YEETIM more like beat him

[sharp stratus]

i need to go back now that some patches have rolled out

[sharp stratus]

[sharp vale]

Karma? More like, Pharma

[sharp stratus]

GIVE ME AFFORDABLE INSULIN GODDAMNIT

[bitter heath]

america moment

[sharp stratus]

man im gonna miss geralt though

[bitter heath]

this new game should be about a new witcher school right?

the medallion looks to be a lynx or something

[fringe umbra]

they also said cp2077 was finished when it released

[bitter heath]

yeah but think about it, could they handle another mass backlash at their decisions?

[sharp vale]

CP2077

[bitter heath]

going exclusive to epic would just put them even further into the hole they're in

[sharp stratus]

i wasnt sure what it was but i definitely see a lynx now that you said it

[sharp vale]

Guys @hard spindle wears cardigans because he's lame and British

[hard spindle]

Don't listen to him I'm not 90

[bitter heath]

[hard spindle]

Finally someone gets it

[sharp vale]

Not my fault rando wears cardigans

[sharp stratus]

british = 90yo

[cold nebula]

Aha

[bitter heath]

oi mate, I seem to a'v misplaced me shank, could ye let me use yours so I can go murder innocent passerbys in cold blood

[hard spindle]

SO TRUE

[hushed hazel]

shut up you dusty yute

[sharp stratus]

sorry mate but me shank lending license is expired

[hard spindle]

Look British ppl are never gonna get mad if u make up some fake poshy accent and say shi like that

Instead mock there actual accent bc it's 10x more dumb

[sharp vale]

Boto o wa-er

[hushed hazel]

that was part of the fake accent u moron

[sharp stratus]

boddle o wodda

[hushed hazel]

only london ppl speak like that

and i am indeed not from london

[bitter heath]

bo'oh o wa' er

[hard spindle]

Oi fam what u sayin g. What ends man from then? U better run yo shit before I shank u up blud

[hushed hazel]

i’m a manchester donny

[hushed hazel]

man come to my ends and get battered you mongrel opp

[sharp vale]

Boh'oa uh wa'uh

[hushed hazel]

my bad i was hacked

[hard spindle]

Like that is 10x better than any fake shitty posh English accent u can make up bc it's actually accurate

[bitter heath]

I want to see a showdown between roadmen, bogans and rednecks

[sharp vale]

RANDO INSTA DMS

[hushed hazel]

rednecks win they have shotguns

[hard spindle]

Road man wins tbh

[sharp vale]

RANSO YOU SLOW MF

[hard spindle]

So do roadmen

[hushed hazel]

roadmen win in a rap battle tho

[bitter heath]

nah bogans would run em for ciggies

[hard spindle]

Bro remember the dude in mahcnaster on the bike with the shotty?

[hushed hazel]

they got the elden ring sling acid pot

[hushed hazel]

LMFAO the kid right?

[hard spindle]

NAWH LMAO

[hard spindle]

Either a teen or a young adult I can't remember

[hushed hazel]

19

[hushed hazel]

sulphuric acid quickdraw

damn bro said hi and deleted it

[hard spindle]

LMAO. Its the fact he's on a bike though

[cold nebula]

Aha

[hard spindle]

Mf has a shotty on a bike 😭 😭

It's so funny to me

[hushed hazel]

peddling up to the opp block with the shotty

[bitter heath]

gotta gun down people in gang violence in style

[hard spindle]

The way he's shaking aswell trynna ride it

[hushed hazel]

lmfaooo

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/ssg-commando-pakistan-army-pak-army-pakistan-gif-23733786

Rando is that you?

[hard spindle]

PAKISTAN

[desert pilot]

[hard spindle]

ZINDABAD

[hushed hazel]

rando native home

[hard spindle]

Me and my 30 uncles

[cold nebula]

🤣

[sharp vale]

Rando doesn't have 30 uncles

He's lucky to even have half of one

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/spy-clown-bulgarian-funny-gif-9802689

[sharp vale]

From the war

[cold nebula]

I dont recall Pakistan being in war

[desert pilot]

any war criminals in chat

[bitter heath]

yes

[sharp stratus]

nothing bad ever happens in pakistan

[sharp stratus]

aspiring

[hard spindle]

Idk what it's called in english

[desert pilot]

hell yeah

[hushed hazel]

yeetim your entire extended family got ran over by a challenger and that’s why you’re obsessed with them

[cold nebula]

Judging by my banner picture, allegedly

[hard spindle]

What do you call old middle aged men in England?

[sharp vale]

Real

[hushed hazel]

middle aged men

[cold nebula]

Boomer

[hard spindle]

O in Pakistan we call all men older than us uncles

Especially family even if they are not

[cold nebula]

Because most youngsters have never seen age brackets before

[cold nebula]

Same

[hushed hazel]

nah if they’re close to family they sometimes get called ‘uncle’

[hard spindle]

Obviously if there super old we call them babaG or another name for granda

[cold nebula]

"Honey, please make room for the UNCLE to get on the bus"

Then I turn at them age 35 and look them with hate

[desert pilot]

moon currently in international criminal court for commiting war crimes 🙏

[hard spindle]

Nawh we just call everyone uncle. "Chachu" call our actual uncle taya

[hushed hazel]

rando i voted for ukip

[hard spindle]

When I Google translated em both they both came out as uncle

[hushed hazel]

i voted for brexit party

[hard spindle]

SAME

[cold nebula]

When in the army I almost did a shot another soldier that's as close as I can get to war criminal

[hushed hazel]

(i’m a closeted racist)

[sharp stratus]

not anymore

[hard spindle]

I could fix him 🥺

[desert pilot]

damn

[hushed hazel]

me when i see a schizophrenic girl but she’s kinda bad

i can fix her

[cold nebula]

It was exercise without lethal ammo and it was friendly fire

[granite umbra]

me when i

when

[sharp stratus]

when the

[hushed hazel]

No, I don’t think so.

[hard spindle]

I could be a schizophrenic girl 4 u

[granite umbra]

[hard spindle]

Honestly I'm already the schizophrenic

[desert pilot]

(almost) a criminal

[hushed hazel]

ok become girl

[hard spindle]

And I am gay enough to be the girl

Sorted man 🙏 🙏

[hushed hazel]

ok get on the train to my house in a full maid costume

[granite umbra]

any1 else turn purple when they see children ???

[hushed hazel]

i turn yellow

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-waiting-for-the-barbarians-colonel-joll-uniform-movie-gif-18463557

[granite umbra]

😆🤣

[hard spindle]

I will unironically take myself down to take you down

[desert pilot]

and why he ourple 😂

[granite umbra]

because 😁

[sharp stratus]

he drank the lean

[hushed hazel]

i’ll only let you in if you’re dressed like ranni

[sharp stratus]

also hes behind the slaughter

[hard spindle]

Bro sounds a lil to into this

[hushed hazel]

my bad

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-gasp-gasps-gif-24761609

[hard spindle]

Sky when he says he's joking then I dm him and he's not joking

(Meet up moment )

[sharp stratus]

lmfao

[granite umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-concrete-mixer-cement-mixer-mixer-spin-gif-21623037

[hushed hazel]

i know where rando lives

[desert pilot]

oh btw guess what guys

[hard spindle]

I know your address u don't know shit

[sharp stratus]

everyone knows where rando lives

[hushed hazel]

u dont know my address

[hard spindle]

Cosplay done?

[desert pilot]

i got a letter from the finnish defence force today

[hushed hazel]

i have 2 houses

[hard spindle]

If u want me to come then u better

[hard spindle]

Why they both the size of a dwarf

[sharp stratus]

surprise enlistment?

[desert pilot]

nope mandatory service in finland

[cold nebula]

I know how it is

[desert pilot]

just letting me know my service starts 2024

[hushed hazel]

glass houses

[sharp stratus]

didnt know finland had mandatory military service

[hard spindle]

It's mainly just training and a cultural thing right? No actual war

[desert pilot]

its training yeah

[cold nebula]

Cultural thing in the army?

[sharp stratus]

id assume that depends on whether or not finland is at war

[hard spindle]

Bro my house is huge af wym

[cold nebula]

Rando...

[hushed hazel]

same, 5 bedrooms

[desert pilot]

we not
yet

[hard spindle]

Even then they don't rlly send the mandatory and non vets unless shi gets desperate

[desert pilot]

but anyways im serving after i graduate

[hard spindle]

5 bedrooms aye....

5 bedrooms and u won't let me sleepover 😭 😭

[cold nebula]

Since conscript service I seriously think of the professional army

[hard spindle]

Yes

[desert pilot]

im gonna find out in november where im gonna be stationed for my service

[sharp stratus]

heres to hoping people in power become sane before 2024

[desert pilot]

so true

[hard spindle]

Its usually somewhere 40 min drive from ur home isn't it?

Not to close not to far

[cold nebula]

Usually they send you in the other part of the country

[desert pilot]

my sister was stationed 2 hours from tampere lol

[cold nebula]

At least that's how it was here

[hard spindle]

JESUS CHRIST WHAT

2 hours 😭 😭 😭

[desert pilot]

yeah haha

[sharp stratus]

i enlisted in 2017 but was medically separated during basic, but looking at whats going down that may have been a blessing in disguise

[hard spindle]

Nawh my friend junni literally a walk away from his house

[sharp stratus]

that was back when north korea was the big scary

[desert pilot]

or 1h 30 minutes actually

[sharp vale]

Beat radahn in four tries

[hard spindle]

If u took the snow mobile could reach his house in 10 minutes

[sharp vale]

Shame, I should've beaten him my first try

Now a big meteorite landed? What do?

[desert pilot]

there aren't that many military bases near us

[void slate]

If you were a celestial body what kind would you be? @desert pilot
A - Rock planet, B - Gas giant, C - Dwarf Planet, D - Average Moon

[desert pilot]

theres one like 30 minutes from me but its an airbase

[hard spindle]

Oooh that's why ahaha. All my friends got stationed relatively close

[hard spindle]

He would be the dwarf

Bc he is small

[sharp stratus]

gottem

[desert pilot]

yeah if you think 2 hours is bad my dad was stationed in lapland lmao

[hard spindle]

💀

Lapland is kinda crackhead land

[desert pilot]

tbf he wanted to go there

[hard spindle]

Don't @ me I'm just right

[void slate]

@desert pilot Is that true

[hard spindle]

Is he a crack head?

[desert pilot]

no he a nice guy

[cold nebula]

I had an AK,. and I am proud

[hard spindle]

Why would he wanna go lapland then 😭

[golden comet]

I preordered the Lego skywalker saga😈

[sharp stratus]

im so tempted to

[desert pilot]

i asked him about it and he said something along the lines of "best place to learn true finnish combat"

[golden comet]

Read the message I replied to

[sharp stratus]

but i know the moment i do itll become the worst game of all time

[bitter heath]

damn, unfortunate

[golden comet]

Also anthem was a good game

[sharp stratus]

youve damned us all

[hard spindle]

So he is a crack head?

[golden comet]

For like the 4 hours of gameplay it had

[hard spindle]

Bro gonna fight like a monster 😭

What's yo dad training to fight god?

[cold nebula]

I give rando 1 day in real war

The rest of you half day

[desert pilot]

he is like a bear

[golden comet]

You literally have Ukraine in your pfp and you are betting on who can last the longest in war

[hard spindle]

I know how to use a gun and I'm v fit wym

Don't give me a day

[sharp stratus]

2 days then

[desert pilot]

i give you 20 minutes

[hard spindle]

I don't wanna hear anything from yo twink ass

[desert pilot]

bruh

[bitter heath]

this literally means nothing though

[hard spindle]

It means I will die but a day?

[bitter heath]

you get hit by a single bullet in the head and all of that goes out the window

[cold nebula]

It was a joke

[cold nebula]

Ok 2 days

[hard spindle]

True but like a day man? I feel I am at least qualified for 3 days

[bitter heath]

living through a war is a fucked up game of chance

[hard spindle]

Turn on the console commands dummy

/give randolando invincibility

[desert pilot]

sv_cheats 1 ez

[cold nebula]

gives ronaldo invisibility

[bitter heath]

if you see zero combat for those three days yes, if you see any sort of action always treat that shit as like an 80/20 chance of dying

[hard spindle]

The way we typed that shows v diff insights into our minds

[sharp stratus]

yeah, thats always been the scariest aspect of it to me. never know when a bullet or piece of shrapnel has your name on it

[hard spindle]

/randolando godmode

[desert pilot]

gmod grindset 😤

[bitter heath]

and even if you live through it, you're more than likely going to be mentally unstable the rest of your life, or even go home without one or more of your limbs

[hard spindle]

Guys my whole family are battle harned soldiers surely 18 year old westernised son will be just as good!!

[bitter heath]

source engine grindset

[cold nebula]

Most of my family is in the ground

[desert pilot]

only one way to find out

[cold nebula]

Without even having to fight a war, cancer....

[sharp stratus]

:{

[void slate]

Do you want to see the picture I made of the star Vega

[cold nebula]

Also I was just joking bro. I don't really know you in real life and my joke was coming from the fact that we are gamers without real combat experience, which was poor assumption on my end

[hard spindle]

I would die so fast 💀

[bitter heath]

speaking of gaming

[cold nebula]

The bullet can come from anywhere, it is really scary actually

[hard spindle]

Dw man happens to the greatest of men

[cold nebula]

Yes

[bitter heath]

opinions on wonderlands

[hard spindle]

Most my family cancer and heart problems early aswell

[sharp stratus]

i would absolutely die to friendly fire in training or something

[hard spindle]

War couldn't kill em but cigs did LOL

[sharp stratus]

i didnt even know that released

[cold nebula]

Fuck me then, I hajve to stop cigarettes

[bitter heath]

which is near impossible, seeing as how all the firearms are watched like hawks 24/7

[bitter heath]

it hasnt yet, it comes out on the 25th

[hard spindle]

Yuh cigarette and red meat silent killers

[bitter heath]

I am going to pre order it tonight, regrettably on epic cause they made it exclusive but I cant wait to play it

[golden comet]

Blah blah blah, when is building going to be back

[desert pilot]

russian soldier when the american they/them army destroys their entire tank division with hellfire missiles

[void slate]

Go play Minecraft

[bitter heath]

shut up bitch, get better

[sharp stratus]

trailers looked good, probably wont buy it anytime soon. theres too much to buy rn

[bitter heath]

me and rep were fucking gaming yesterday, I was consistently putting out 8+ kill games

[sharp stratus]

fuck buildingggg

i may actually play fortnite now

[bitter heath]

dude

fortnite without building is fun as fuck

[cold nebula]

I really can't say, alot of things can be planet on that one, maybe even far start?

[cold nebula]

Aye 2 of my worst sins

[desert pilot]

oh yeah @hard spindle you asked about the cosplay and the only thing im missing is the mask

[golden comet]

[void slate]

It's just my wishful thinking, I'd have to make this observation several times over a long period of time to be significant

[bitter heath]

the trailers were great, I've always loved the borderlands franchise and their music usage

[desert pilot]

im waiting for it to arrive

[hard spindle]

The best part though

[void slate]

We should visit @desert pilot in Finland and cosplay him @hard spindle

[hard spindle]

Ahahah dw 2 of all of my family's worst sins

[hard spindle]

LMAO YES

[bitter heath]

babymetal in the gameplay reveal trailer is probably my favorite usage of a song ever

[desert pilot]

all you need to cosplay me is black cargo pants and a hoodie of your choice

[void slate]

I'd honestly visit you in Finland we'd die of alcohol poisoning together @desert pilot

[cold nebula]

I can come too?

[desert pilot]

damn i dont wanna die

[cold nebula]

You know, before WW3

[void slate]

that's up to Potassium

but I don't even know his real life name 😳

[desert pilot]

no one here does

[void slate]

What if Potassium's name is Adolf @hard spindle

[hard spindle]

P sure I saw it on ur tik tok

[void slate]

What do Finns name their children? Valtteri?

[desert pilot]

i didnt know my name was on my tiktok

[void slate]

Perkele? Saatana?

[hard spindle]

I said p sure can't remember

[void slate]

what is his name then

[desert pilot]

i just checked and i cant see anything here

[hard spindle]

Idk I'm trynna find his tik tok again

[void slate]

My real name is ||Piotr||

[desert pilot]

i actually knew that

[void slate]

What if you forget your name you won't be able to check it on your TikTok

[cold nebula]

Real name is moon

[signal iris]

did you savescum?

[desert pilot]

then i am completely fucked

[void slate]

#waybackmachine to the rescue @hard spindle

should I post the image of Vega to Nasa twitter @cold nebula

[desert pilot]

does waybackmachine archive tiktok

[void slate]

of course

[desert pilot]

dang

[void slate]

I mean it should because why not

[desert pilot]

idk china something

[signal seal]

friendly reminder tiktok will keylog on all of your devices

[cold nebula]

Yes, why not

[signal seal]

it's in its TOS regardless if you have the app installed on them

[desert pilot]

why wouldn't it

im gonna write the entire tianamen square copypasta on tiktok so the chinese devs are gonna get arrested

[signal seal]

i don't think that works

it's like mentioning the trail of tears on facebook

[void slate]

that moment when I don't know the name of flushed emoji in polish

[mild crystal]

Peepee

[signal seal]

czcezsczzh?

[desert pilot]

im gonna make it work

[void slate]

https://twitter.com/PeterServo/status/1505988971238772743

Peter Servo (@PeterServo)

@NASA My amateur picture of Vega through a monocular😳

Twitter · Mar 21, 2022, 7:25 PM

[cold nebula]

That's fascinating, I did not know you can capture a star without some giga expensive telescope

[void slate]

good binoculars are great for amateur astronomy, as they don't require technical know how

I have a cheap telescope too but even if I adjust it enough, the planet will just fly away from where I'm pointing xd @cold nebula

[cold nebula]

Can you see anything in constelation Libra

😆

[void slate]

@cold nebula I should be able to see a few stars like Arcturus

This is pretty visible from where I live

[cold nebula]

Rigel

Arcturus is pretty large sun

[void slate]

I made some pictures of Arcturus, let's see how they turned out

I lost my tripod somewhere actually I can see it now but I did pictures without it

I gotta use my tripod because those images are shit without stabilization

[clever geyser]

@sharp vale how do I protect my catalytic converter? I apparently live in the ghetto

[shut sun]

Oof

[frozen socket]

Paint it, sell it yourself, move, set up a camera, dont get robbed

[cold nebula]

Get the tripod peter @void slate

[golden mica]

Of course not

[queen osprey]

i LOVE tiktok

[hard spindle]

Good for u stalking chat pat

[sharp vale]

Nobody wants to steal a cat from a 350z

[queen osprey]

i didnt

i just clicked on off topic

and thats what i saw before i scrolled down

[void slate]

This is the best I could get

I don't know why a part of it is obscured like that

[clever geyser]

my 04 lancer got its cat jacked D:<

[void slate]

My failed attempt with shaky hands @desert pilot @cold nebula

[desert pilot]

wtf happened

[void slate]

even tiniest vibrations of your hands will cause the star to jump all over the place

[desert pilot]

damn peter is god???

[void slate]

This is one of the nicer attempts

[desert pilot]

nice

[void slate]

Another one

it looks like it's oval shaped for some reason

@desert pilot The blue and red hue of the star is funny since one indicates star moving closer and one indicates it moving closer to us

[desert pilot]

thats interesting

peter the star man

[void slate]

Now this is a proper astro photography of Arcturus for comparison (not mine)

[cold nebula]

Daamn

we went soo far

[void slate]

@cold nebula That's you

[cold nebula]

❤️ Yes, yes and also @somber anvil

[somber anvil]

Hai

[sharp vale]

Nobody wants a cat from a 350z

[sharp vale]

LUNA HI LUNA

[void slate]

NIssan 350Z?

[somber anvil]

Hewo

[void slate]

Hi and goodnight

[somber anvil]

Gn Peter

[sharp vale]

Correct

[sharp vale]

Henlo luna

[somber anvil]

Hi

[sharp vale]

Go sleep luna

[somber anvil]

Soon

[sharp vale]

Do you want to see yeetim moment 2094

[somber anvil]

No

[sharp vale]

Sad

@void slate WASD

[severe musk]

nice game

[thin kelp]

Is starlink or whatever space game Bethesda making on the creation engine?

Because it kooks cool but yknow... Its Bethesda

[onyx schooner]

crucible knight makes me wanna die

[thin kelp]

Imagine not being able to beat a PvE enemy in PvP

Lost to hive

||yes I know this is prob from Elden shit but I am making a joke do not flame me or I will become a lord of cinder haha get it because dark souls||

[cold nebula]

Night Pete @void slate

[cold nebula]

Yes, it is called Gambit

[thin kelp]

Why don't you gambite on deez nuts

[desert pilot]

elden ring more like elden mid

[thin kelp]

real

Elden ring more like el dente rigorini pasta

[severe musk]

is elder ring good game?

[desert pilot]

too real

[thin kelp]

No

[severe musk]

i hear a lot about elder ring

[thin kelp]

It is THE BEST GAME EVER

[severe musk]

elder ring is best game ever?

[sharp stratus]

this chat has almost pushed me to buying it so i can understand what the fuck is being talked about

[thin kelp]

I LOVE IT MORE THAN EVEN LEANNN 💜

[thin kelp]

Don't worry its just your average souls with some story and rpg

I only get invested into lore when its really good and there's multiple entries in the series

That's when the side stories start getting spicy

[sharp stratus]

whats an example of good lore

[thin kelp]

Halo

[golden mica]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/469636493015777280/941522551631396884/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[desert pilot]

[thin kelp]

But the games don't do a really good job with the deeper lore because its kinda hard to explore that fully and make a fun shooter game

[desert pilot]

hire a writing team to write lore problem solved

[thin kelp]

real

Potassium, story lead?

Its done, you don't even have a choice

[desert pilot]

oh god never

[thin kelp]

Who said we were asking? Sit down and write

[desert pilot]

i couldnt write a cohesive storyline to save my life

[thin kelp]

[desert pilot]

guess i'll die then

[sharp stratus]

oh boy do you like 343 lore

[thin kelp]

The lore in game or out of game?

[sharp stratus]

i guess both? just their direction since bungie

[desert pilot]

im gonna write the next yakuza game story cant be that hard just gotta hit the story twist quota

[thin kelp]

Because the promotional series for halo 5 guardians called "hunt the truth" is REALLY GOOD

[sharp stratus]

it was so good

[thin kelp]

Yeah ik

[sharp stratus]

halo 5 was the ultimate video game story blueballs experience

[golden mica]

@vestal ember see I told you arcane was good, it's the in-game which is wrong, not me

[thin kelp]

I encourage every halo fan to listen to that

But yeah halo 5 was a letdown

[sharp stratus]

have you played infinite?

basically wiped everything from 4 and 5 and started over

the campaign was pretty good imo

[thin kelp]

Yep, Its a step over from 5 but I really liked the story elements from 4, even if they kinda got too specific on cortana and master chiefs relationship

[desert pilot]

infinite looked good but i never got around to playing the campaign

only played multiplayer

[sharp stratus]

the campaign is pretty fun. story is ok but open world halo is a blast

dont know if its worth full price though

[thin kelp]

True

[desert pilot]

it was gamepass when i had it but i didnt feel like playing it

now i dont have gamepass

[sharp stratus]

i have gamepass but never use it ever

i always forget it exists

[desert pilot]

yeah i dont feel like paying for gamepass when i never play the games

[sharp stratus]

i need to sit down and find all the things i still pay for but dont use lmao

[desert pilot]

i've exclusively played isaac for weeks

[sharp stratus]

binding of issac?

[desert pilot]

ywa

yea

so hard to type

[sharp stratus]

i get sucked into roguelites waaaaay too easily

it makes me scared to play them

its basically a form of time travel for me

[desert pilot]

isaac is the only roguelite is like

[thin kelp]

Have you tried into the gungeon

[sharp stratus]

no, too scared to lol

[desert pilot]

yea

not a big fan tbh

the gameplay somehow feels off to me

[sharp stratus]

i always thought gungeon and isaac looked really similar

[desert pilot]

i dont like games with stupid roll mechanics

or dodge mechanics

[onyx schooner]

gungeon is great

[thin kelp]

Lmao yeah the dodge is necessary

[desert pilot]

its so lame

forces you into one playstyle

[onyx schooner]

isaac is good if you want easy dopamine you dont have to really work for
guneon is good if you want to suffer and have 4-5 bad runs before you get a god run
(bad doesnt mean you loose, its moreso having to rely on your starter gun bc the game hates you and doesnt give anything more than the fucking corsair)

[thin kelp]

I never get too far tho, I'm only good with a specific weapon

[thin kelp]

Real

I regretted risk of rain when I got it but tbh ive grown to love it, really fun when I get in the mood

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/tommy-wiseau-oh-hi-mark-hey-mark-gif-17296134

[sharp stratus]

the artstyle of isaac makes me want to try it more than anything else about it. i love the newgrounds flash animation look

[thin kelp]

^^^^^

[onyx schooner]

Isaac's good
The 800+ unlocks you have to get as a new player is not, though

[desert pilot]

the characters are cute in their own ways

[onyx schooner]

Once you get some of the main good unlocks in the game (i.e Isaac's D6) you can really get some good stuff going

[desert pilot]

simply play tainted lost exclusively

[onyx schooner]

I'd rather peel my skin off

[desert pilot]

issue of skill

[thin kelp]

Conundrum of talent

[sharp stratus]

problem of proficiency

[signal seal]

just killed the draconic tree sentinal at 30 +1 without bleed 🙂

[sharp stratus]

i dont know what that means but im happy for you

[strange finch]

means hes a god gamer

[signal seal]

i killed an enemy that 1 shots me and has like 13,000 health doing 83 damage per hit

[sharp stratus]

that sounds incredibly stressful

[strange finch]

no longer shackled by the bleed chains

[signal seal]

i need to do it to get an item

[golden mica]

bing, I killed da ||funny man and fish-thing in the tree||

[thin kelp]

I once killed an enemy in a video game blindfolded
Happiest gaming memory

[sharp stratus]

oh so theres items locked behind challenges?

[signal seal]

lmao i'm assuming you mean ||the final bosses :D||

[sharp stratus]

or did you just kill it early on?

[signal seal]

locations, enemies, etc.

[golden mica]

of course, but it's funnier to say what I said

[signal seal]

yeah it was funny 😄

[signal seal]

it's a big open world and some places are harder to get than others and require prerequisite boss kills, etc

[near hill]

How many bosses in Elden ring are required to finish the game?

[sharp stratus]

gotcha, only fromsoft game ive played was sekiro and i dont think that had a levelling system like elden ring does

[thin kelp]

How was that? I want to get it, I'm not too good at souls games but I like timing parrys and such I'm not too bad at it

Also the mechanical arm thing is pretty sick

[strange finch]

12

[golden mica]

12 mandatory fights

[sharp stratus]

i loved it. the parry and stance system was really cool imo

[near hill]

Gotcha

[signal seal]

parry is much harder in elden ring than sekiro

but very effective

[sharp stratus]

yeah sekiro was built around blocking and parrying rather than rolling so its way easier to do

[thin kelp]

Dam ok, I'll wait till its on sale then

[sharp stratus]

i liked the mobility compared to other fromsoft games

[hardy mesa]

i am unfortunately falling into the starbucks trap

so fucking expensive

https://tenor.com/view/microsoft-jimmy-neutron-office-visual-studio-windows-gif-24182560

[sharp stratus]

its still a fromsoft game so its difficult, but its just a different flavor from their other games. i definitely recommend trying it.

[sharp stratus]

im glad i dont like coffee

liking sekiro is the only reason im interested in elden ring tbh. i dont think much of sekiro carried over though

[signal seal]

i love parrying in elden ring ngl

[sharp stratus]

also do i need the dlc to isaac for it to be awesome, or is the basegame plenty

cuz its on sale

[golden mica]

it's a very satisfying thud

[sharp stratus]

i love that youre stopping that gigantic monster swinging that huge sword with nothing but a buckler shield

[signal seal]

making margit look like a bitch 😎

[sharp stratus]

thats hilarious

[hardy mesa]

I love restarting my computer to get 30 mb/s

[thin kelp]

NA internet

[signal seal]

alright i think it's like 5 minutes to speedrun to the capital boss

[sharp stratus]

i would flex my download speed but no permissions ;-;

i was gonna post a pic of my speed test lol

@thin kelp is basegame isaac good or do i need dlc

[noble heath]

Guys did anyone do the seluvis questline in elden ring

[golden mica]

I... spoke to him a bit... and got a potion from him... and after a while I went to his tower and he was dead

so.. not sure

[noble heath]

Did you give the potion to anyone

DO NOT GIVE THE POTION TO ANYONE

||MF WANTS TO TURN PEOPLE INTO SEX DOLLS DONT DO IT||

[golden mica]

that was like 2 days ago now

[noble heath]

Did

Did you give it

[golden mica]

yes

If he mentioned it in his dialogue then... oops

[noble heath]

To who

[thin kelp]

Idk I've never played it lmao

[sharp stratus]

oh i thought you had my b

[noble heath]

Who did you give a fate worse than death

[golden mica]

I'm not going to answer that cause knowing what I do now... oh boy I'm not a good person

oops

[thin kelp]

Nah lmao my backlog is worse than my crippling masturbation addiction, I'll get around to it tho

[noble heath]

You gave it to nepheli didnt you

[golden mica]

who

[thin kelp]

Nepheli

[noble heath]

Black lady, 2 swords, helps with godrick

[golden mica]

is she the one that's in the round table

[golden mica]

near the all knowing man & the ball bearing ladies

[noble heath]

She appears there at one point

Wrong ping but yea

[onyx schooner]

hello semp who hurt the creator of the crucible knight and made him aids

[thin kelp]

L

[golden mica]

💀 yes that is exactly who I gave it to

[noble heath]

Parry

[onyx schooner]

bro i parry all of his phase 1 and then phase 2 is like a surprise prostate exam

[noble heath]

Congrats you turned gideon's adopted daughter into a literal sex doll

Like thats unironically what he does im not joking

[golden mica]

I do agree with you, CK was brutal, and there are a lot of them

[noble heath]

This is a plotline

[onyx schooner]

im going to kill me then crucible knight

[golden mica]

my fault for spamming skip

[noble heath]

Good news though

[smoky matrix]

just hit it harder

[noble heath]

He gets killed by ranni

[onyx schooner]

ill kill you

[golden mica]

ranni bae, I got ||ranni|| ending

[thin kelp]

What happens if you win the first elden ring scripted boss

Do you beat the game

[onyx schooner]

yes

[thin kelp]

Wow

[noble heath]

He tries to turn doll waifu into a sex puppet and she literally just ignores the potion and kills him

Absolute bae

[onyx schooner]

good ending

[golden mica]

you walk for like 1 minute, try to pick up a butterfly, and then fall to your death

[thin kelp]

I'm scared to ask if this is elden ring

[noble heath]

No but you get the weapons early

[noble heath]

Sure is

[thin kelp]

Miayaki really spare no fetish huh

[noble heath]

Make sure you dont interact with a character named selivus for the good of womankind

[thin kelp]

Dude needs to rub one out before he gets in the studio

[noble heath]

I swear

[smoky matrix]

ok but I have killed crucible knights and you have not so I am probably stronger

[noble heath]

Dude's probably the worst npc in any fromsoft game

[thin kelp]

I like the guy who says no maidens

[onyx schooner]

you may be stronger ingame but I can kill u irl

[noble heath]

Like imagine being some old creepy fucker's sex toy for all time and you are still concious during it

[smoky matrix]

[golden mica]

lemrr, how goes your ER journey?

[smoky matrix]

I beat Commander Niall

[noble heath]

Crucible knights are easy once you learn to parry, sword ones are anyways

[smoky matrix]

he was annoying but really fun once you found his groove

[noble heath]

Wrong ping again

[quick hearth]

Wasn't it blaidd that kills him? Thought she was unaware of the plot entirely

[golden mica]

oh I did not like him at all, I ended up phoning a friend (aka frost) to do the funny mage spell on him after he bullied me for a while

[smoky matrix]

weak.

[thin kelp]

Todd, baby what's going on

Please tell me

[golden mica]

let's see who is weak when you reach a certain fight you're nearly upto

[smoky matrix]

oh I am ready for melania

[golden mica]

are you though

[smoky matrix]

looking forward to it even

[somber anvil]

@smoky matrix gm

[noble heath]

Lmfao

[dapper hazel]

WHY IS THIS RECOMMENDED FOR ME

[smoky matrix]

niall was ok once you figured out you can only hit him one (1) time between attacks or he will bonk you

[smoky matrix]

morninggg

[noble heath]

Basically he gives you a potion, you give it to ranni, she drinks it but is immune, says she's disappointed and goes to kill selivus

[noble heath]

I beat her on like my 7th try

Summoned mimic and never looked back 🙏

[golden mica]

that's pretty nuts tbh

[smoky matrix]

I will either beat her on my first try or my 50th try there is no inbetween

[noble heath]

Nah mimic makes things easier

[noble heath]

Definitely not the first one

[golden mica]

I spent... maybe 45 mins? trying her
then I went out irl, came back, went and picked up mimic & rivers of blood, killed her 2nd try then

[noble heath]

The sword she gives is underwhelming

[golden mica]

now that is a take I didn't expect

[noble heath]

Could have at least made it inflict scarlet rot or smt come on

[golden mica]

most people rate it quite highly

[noble heath]

Its good but not as flashy as i would like

[golden mica]

I might do my NG+ build using it, I haven't decided yet

[noble heath]

Its a sword from a woman who's a vessel for the OUTER GOD OF ROT yet it deals... no rot

Just bleed, very epic

Outer gods in general are super underused

Maybe we'll get more if this universe really will get expanded on

[golden mica]

okay I got a really dumb question... can I go back and find the tutorial boss somewhere

the soldier of godrick, it's on this boss checklist and I didn't know about the tutorial when I started

[noble heath]

Yes actually

[golden mica]

thank god

[noble heath]

Oh that one

JK u can still fight him

He's in the cave you started in try googling

Forgot the name

[golden mica]

[signal seal]

huh covid being flagged hard for long term brain damage and early dementia/alzheimers

[smoky matrix]

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Stranded+Graveyard

[signal seal]

might be this generations lead paint/gasoline

[smoky matrix]

yeah

long covid is scary

[quick hearth]

any tiche lovers

[signal seal]

and very common apparently

[smoky matrix]

even a super mild case puts you at risk of it

[signal seal]

yeah bigger and bigger studies are getting released

alzheimers foundation is flagging it hard

[smoky matrix]

:(

really sad

[signal seal]

so glad i've done my part not to get or spread it

[smoky matrix]

[sharp stratus]

damn dude alzheimers already runs in my family and my mom has covid rn

[signal seal]

that's not good sorry man hope she's ok

[smoky matrix]

yeah

[signal seal]

vaccines seem to reduce the chance of brain fogginess hopefully she got hers

[noble heath]

Fuck the greater will all my homies serve the frenzied flame

[sharp stratus]

i mean the covid isnt really messing with her that much, but i already worry about alzheimers with her especially. shes already forgetful 😦

[signal seal]

also all we really know about atm is long alpha, too soon to say on long omnicron/delta

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IQ59e/18d20cccf4.jpg first crash :(

[signal seal]

happens all the time

[onyx schooner]

first time for me surprisingly, ive seen lots of little freezes

[signal seal]

do you also have netflix and like 5000 chrome tabs open though

[golden mica]

I get like... 1\day

[noble heath]

Its the outer god of the frenzied flame giving you a sign

[onyx schooner]

i have discord and elden ring open

[onyx schooner]

1. outer god? 2. frenzied flame?

[golden mica]

spoiler

[noble heath]

Outer gods arent a spoiler frenzied flame maybe

[golden mica]

oh speaking of I was watching a lore video, I should go back to that

[noble heath]

Outer gods are basically eldrich beings with no form that all fight in a tug of war over the lands between, the one who's currently in control is the greater will

[onyx schooner]

ok so this is like, background lore crap, not a spoiler then

[noble heath]

It is for the endings

[onyx schooner]

o

well im nowhere near the end, ive only killed godrick

[noble heath]

Because each one hands control of the world to a different god

Plus they're really cool

[noble heath]

Well make sure you do the ranni questline

[thin kelp]

Early access be like

[onyx schooner]

I remember talking to Ranni way early on

[near hill]

The duality of twitter users is on full display right now

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IQ5c1/ab703800e3.png what a delightful face

[golden mica]

just keep her in the back of your mind, don't stress too much with where you are atm

[golden mica]

this will give me nightmares

[noble heath]

You still got a little to go, once you finish the academy google a guide or something

Its convoluted AF but worth

[onyx schooner]

I think I'm at the point where im looking for the glintstone key to access that academy gate

[thin kelp]

Yknow twitter trending is targeted right

[noble heath]

Try the surrounding islands

Also make sure to explore at night to discover secret bosses

[golden mica]

let nene explore

[noble heath]

There's so much good stuff to miss though

||how tf are you meant to find the haligtree without a guide 💀||

[golden mica]

yes but you don't know if someone wants to explore and find things out, or wants a hand drawn map with exact seconds it takes to run from location A to B

[noble heath]

Hey im not giving him that

Just general tips

[golden mica]

Sure that's completely fair, but this isn't that optional location, this is an early game player getting a handle for things still

[noble heath]

Im not making a hand drawn map fuck that

[noble heath]

Thats true but i dont want him to miss the cool shit

@onyx schooner btw what build are you running

Curious now

[golden mica]

I have the memory of a goldfish and can't remember what I've done and not done yet, guess I'm going to have to do a lot of backtracking

[noble heath]

Pixels

Cant read that

[golden mica]

hit open original

[signal seal]

kinda neat wish i'd done this on my first playthrough

[thin kelp]

Never understood the point of checklists
Are you a completionist micharl

[onyx schooner]

im doing my ds tradition of exploring and building as i go, ill send a pic i sent someone else, replace blackflame with bloodflame

[golden mica]

I refuse to kill the funny swordsman lady a 2nd time so I'm getting 100% bosses done on this playthrough

[thin kelp]

I always thought the flow of this game was supposed to be the key for most players

[noble heath]

Helps you not miss all the content

[onyx schooner]

dated by like 2 levels

[thin kelp]

Maybe that's worth going there for the second run?
Or third or fourth

[noble heath]

So strength and faith

[golden mica]

I completed the final boss last night, and I want to get 100% bosses done before I go into NG+ because some of the optional bosses were v difficult and stressful
so now I can actually just look things up and knock them off

[onyx schooner]

I guess, I leveled dex a bit ages go for ushiganana

[noble heath]

And be overleveled af?

[noble heath]

STR/FTH picks up in mid-end game

[thin kelp]

No I mean when you start from zero again, it just seems like the play to take a different approach when starting a character

[smoky matrix]

Chatbox

[thin kelp]

Ahh OK that makes sense

[smoky matrix]

Felines

[thin kelp]

Cat lady

[noble heath]

Felines

[golden mica]

neko

[noble heath]

[signal seal]

Cato

[onyx schooner]

Im really interested in the art of war stuff, but I gotta dupe ashes and crap

[noble heath]

You only need to dupe them if you plan on dual wielding

[onyx schooner]

o

[smoky matrix]

Bloodhound step is my new favourite ash

It's so good

[onyx schooner]

@vital roost replaced, at last

[noble heath]

I just use unique weapons so i never use them

[smoky matrix]

You get stupid mobility no matter what weapon

[thin kelp]

[quick hearth]

Aw

[noble heath]

But lose out on damage

[signal seal]

is this your cat?

[thin kelp]

Yes he is a very weird cat tho

[thin kelp]

Berserk sword

[golden mica]

less damage but less likely to take damage cause you can just zoom 300ft away

[noble heath]

Dark souls players legit make me hate berserk

[smoky matrix]

Yuss

I wish berserk was still going

It felt like there was so much more he wanted to do with it

[noble heath]

Dont need to be 300ft away if ur a god like me

Fuck mobile

[golden mica]

Wow I didn't realise this was related to ||rykard||

[noble heath]

My build was full offence dual int katanas

[golden mica]

which I guess... is kinda the point of a vague opening story

[onyx schooner]

time to take a break and watch corruption stockpile and eat cihli

[onyx schooner]

why dont u go berserk and write about it

[noble heath]

||yea he was kinda fed up with the greater will so he fed himself to a big snake ||

[signal seal]

join us...

[vital roost]

what?

[smoky matrix]

Sorry writing is hard

[onyx schooner]

dw about it

[onyx schooner]

so true, i used to write a lot but i burnt (threw everything in the recycle bin) it all

[smoky matrix]

:(

[quick hearth]

[onyx schooner]

Infact I really liked writing a lot in the past, now I kinda hate doing it at all unless its paragraphs about how people are brainlets in the dead2 lfg

[smoky matrix]

Omg i can't believe you write about me

[golden mica]

222 characters

@noble heath Do we ever get told much about Hoarah Loux? He gets referenced in the first cutscene and then I don't recall a single thing being mentioned until I ||came across him at the ashen throne||

[noble heath]

||he's the current elden lord, basically serving as a bitch for marika/radagon||

[mild crystal]

m

[onyx schooner]

also weird question, is elden ring super connected to any of the ds games at all (other than random items, maybe)

[noble heath]

Ds, bloodborne, sekiro, demons souls and elden ring are not connected

[shrewd vigil]

Yellow JeWz

[noble heath]

There's theories but canonically they are not

[onyx schooner]

Yeah, I assumed not. I super understand sekiro and bloodborne not being connected to the demonsouls-ds3, but i kinda wish the main 3 games had some sort of connection

[golden mica]

||wait but isn't the whole point of the game to reunite the pieces of the ring and serve under marika (at least as the two fingers wanted it), if he's the elden lord, hasn't he... done that?||

[thin kelp]

No the point of the game is to get maidens and kill haters, and acquire wealth

Just like real life

[noble heath]

||he was elden lord before the shattering, shattering happened, world gone to shit, go kill him||

||he's still currently the elden lord he just doesnt have the great runes||

[golden mica]

he's a lord with no land

[noble heath]

Something like that

||he's basically a guard dog for marika/radagon||

[golden mica]

||guard puppy, he took 1 attempt||

[noble heath]

Yea he kind of a bitch

[golden mica]

speaking of, I really wish ||his p2 involved the wolf, that would have been epic, instead of him just... killing it?||

[noble heath]

||the wolf was a "gift" from marika, it represents him shedding his bitch self and going back to his roots as a warrior||

[golden mica]

oh my god I just came across ||radhan's lore|| and he has the best lore in the game no doubt

[golden mica]

sure, doesn't mean I don't wish it was involved 😛

[noble heath]

||he's definitely a chad||

[signal seal]

he wasn't a bad guy

and he loved Leonard

[noble heath]

||imagine being so strong you hold fate itself at bay||

[golden mica]

||imagine being so strong that you grow in size but care about your horse so much that you learn how to control gravity just so he can keep riding it||

[signal seal]

||he also protected the planet from meteors||

[noble heath]

||the meteors being literal destiny, while also containing aliens||

[signal seal]

yeah that's how ||astel and the other rock enemies came to the planet||

[golden mica]

is ||miquella|| an actual boss or just a story point?

[golden mica]

oh that makes a lot of sense actually, didn't consider that

[signal seal]

Do the Goldmask quest and it tells you 🙂

||Radagon is Miquella||

[golden mica]

what happens if you go to ||mountain top of giants before killing radahn, there's a cave there with an astel boss|| or can you not go there without killing angry boi?

[signal seal]

uh yeah you can go there without killing him

wait where do you get the rold medallion 🤔

[golden mica]

that seems like a plot hole then

[onyx schooner]

you carefully roll

[golden mica]

|| Village of the alb & commander o'niel||

[signal seal]

yeah you can

||no that's a different medallion there are multiple lifts||

the ||lift of rold|| also goes there

[noble heath]

||no radagon is marika... you can find miquella in game||

[signal seal]

that's how i do it

[golden mica]

oh right am I thinking of the ||secret|| one

[signal seal]

oh god i get the names mixed up sorry

all m's r's and g's

[golden mica]

yea I was a little confused by this lol

[signal seal]

G RR M 😐

[noble heath]

You can find miquella tho not as a boss

[signal seal]

fun fact though, George RR Martin loves turtles, and raised them as a kid. He was going to incorporate them into Game of Thrones novels but never got to

[cold nebula]

No nothing, they can't even withdraw more than 10K USD

[signal seal]

so Pope Turtle is a creation of GRRM

the greatest NPC in the history of NPCs

[smoky matrix]

I love pope dog

[noble heath]

Seluvis

Trolled!

Fuck seluvis all my homies hate seluviz

[golden mica]

it's by intention,
all of the renella/radagan children start with R (ryhard, ranni etc)
maria = menalia & miquella
godfrey = godwin & godric

[signal seal]

there's more names though 😄

[onyx schooner]

if ur name has "god" in it you are byfar the easiest enemy

[smoky matrix]

what happens if you complete more than 1 of the quests that would change the ending of the game

[golden mica]

[smoky matrix]

[noble heath]

Malenia, melina, miquella, godfrey, godwyn, godrick, margit, morgott, mogh, ranni, rennala, radagon...

[golden mica]

one of the endings specifically locks you out of the others,
if you complete the ||other two||, I THINK you can just ||select which ending you want, you get a summon option at the end||

[smoky matrix]

ic ic

[golden mica]

key part is think because I've only done 1 ending

[smoky matrix]

I know ||dung eater|| locks you out right

[cold nebula]

When Steam bugs again and I can only open.... Friend List

[noble heath]

Each quest rewards you with a key item, if you have multiple you get to choose which one you want

[smoky matrix]

ah ic

[signal seal]

you can ||beat the final boss and have multiple endings available to you unless you do one specific one, and even then it's possible to undo that||

[smoky matrix]

GOD I don't want to CHOOSE that means I need to thiNK

[golden mica]

the lockout one is ||frenzied flame||

[signal seal]

can still be undone though

[golden mica]

maybe NG3 i'll do that one

[smoky matrix]

man

I want all the endings

guess I am sucked into new games now

cutscenes on youtube don't hit the same as getting it yourself

[golden mica]

if I don't burn out that is, historically once I beat a game once I burnout very hard

but I should have enough to keep me going for the moment, a ton of bosses to hunt, want to try new builds in NG+ etc

[noble heath]

||fuck the greater will all my homies love the frenzied flame||

[smoky matrix]

ncie nice

I'm def gonna have to try different builds in ng+ I have literally been using Gut's sword for 60 hours straight

I am comitted to this sword for this playthrough

[golden mica]

yeah like the second I got rivers of blood, my power spiked to an insane amount, so much so that I killed a few of the final bosses in seconds

didn't learn mechanics, just deleted from existence

speaking of, remind me where you're up to lem

[smoky matrix]

smh

[noble heath]

Based

[cold nebula]

Why the hell buying a game on Origin is Such Tedious and Overly complicated tthing?

[smoky matrix]

its not?

[onyx schooner]

avoid origin

[smoky matrix]

last I checked it was fine

[cold nebula]

Yea, but I want to buy Tresspasser DLC for dragon age

[smoky matrix]

but last I checked was like 3 years ago so idk

[cold nebula]

And I am bombarbed with any kind of monthly and annual deals and memberships

That I literrally have no clue how to buy the damn DLC

[onyx schooner]

Whats origin for? EA games?

[smoky matrix]

@lament egret what game ?

[sharp stratus]

ye

[onyx schooner]

Thats your issue, EA Games.

[lament egret]

ff14

[smoky matrix]

BASED

what data centre are you on

[lament egret]

im starting on marauder

[onyx schooner]

enjoy ur money sink...

[lament egret]

im in uhhh