💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[wind axle]

sex sword

[fringe umbra]

just checkin to make sure im not banned

aight cool

[wind axle]

gaming casette

[fringe umbra]

indeed

[wind axle]

oh yeah @golden mica ||go kill blaidd||

[cold nebula]

Lavender is nice

[void slate]

@fringe umbra I love cassettes

[wind axle]

go downstairs michael

[void slate]

Do you know that cassette is written with two s

[wind axle]

pog armor set

[void slate]

Poooooog

[wind axle]

bro really triple healed to heal 1 extra hp

its mid but it looks fucking sick

go to ||ashen capital|| then just run to elden throne

time for more funny invader ai

[thick orbit]

been posting this video everywhere

[wind axle]

michael

you wont finish the game

trust

rivers of blood is useless

immune to all

[hard spindle]

^

It's good now but u need somet else

[wind axle]

why is your uchgatana occult

oh

you right

INVADER AI TIME

how

nah

im not sure tbh i killed him so quick

fucking christ lmao

[vestal ember]

average dual wielder

[wind axle]

his armor kinda dookie

where are you going

the normal route

WHY ARE YOU GOING DOWN LMAO

worth

grace

201k runes

cope

STOP

[hard spindle]

What is happening

[wind axle]

it has fuckall but get it anyway

no go outside

go outside jump on roof

go outside jump on roof

or do that what the fuck

you dont get to do their quest

easy boss

unironically easy boss

godfrey

[queen osprey]

m an

shut up frost

[wind axle]

no

[void slate]

🆒

[wind axle]

sigma strategy

[hard spindle]

Pat be nice pls

[wind axle]

cringe phase

[vestal ember]

WARRIORRRRR

[wind axle]

average rob user

michael

funny rune count

its main dex

i hate you

ITS ALL GOING TO BE USELESS ON THIS FIGHT

thats marika btw

her boobers are out

[round patrol]

what to use for ethereal enemies? katanas doing jac shit

[wind axle]

"no ashes"

ffuckinf dies

theres one last secret final boss michael

its called the camera

it has 0 weight so no drawbacks

phase 1 btw

[queen osprey]

😛

[void slate]

👁️ 👃 👁️
🔴 👅 🔴

[wind axle]

you have 13 of smithing 8 you just need two more smithing 7

[void slate]

Do you like my emoji face @wind axle

[wind axle]

yes

[wide ginkgo]

That's cursed ngl

[somber shale]

@void slate i prefer your sims robot face more

[wind axle]

MICHAEL IT DOESNT FUCKING BLEED

[void slate]

Isn't that good if something doesn't bleed

[wind axle]

malding rn

[void slate]

What does malding mean

[vestal ember]

going bald from being mad

[void slate]

Is this a combination of balding and melting

[vestal ember]

mad + balding = malding

[void slate]

Balding is tight

[vestal ember]

going bald from being too mad yk how it is

[wind axle]

two hand left weapon, weapon art, untwo hand, weapon art

PHASE 1 BTW

[vestal ember]

lookin good.

[wind axle]

then perish

real

[void slate]

Perish parish

[wind axle]

michael gaming

i believe

fun time

fight the camera

[signal iris]

can i perish?

catch me at undead parish

[wind axle]

my dick at 5am

[signal iris]

uhh

[wind axle]

bleed procs doing numbers rn

[signal iris]

i killed someone w my katanas

[cold nebula]

Frost have no hair after Elden Ring

[wind axle]

Yes

[void slate]

Dicks aren't real

[signal iris]

I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades.

[wind axle]

nice fp bozo

[wind axle]

if you have the unlimited fp koolaid it works

[smoky matrix]

what is semp fighting

[wind axle]

elden beast + radagon

[golden mica]

final boss

[wind axle]

yes

[smoky matrix]

ah oop I am not joining then

[thick orbit]

Like pdiddy

[signal iris]

what are u using for elden beast? does bleed even proc?

[vestal ember]

no

[wind axle]

no

[thick orbit]

no

[vestal ember]

it does not proc on beast or radagon

[golden mica]

a whole lot of cope

[hushed hazel]

all god bosses immune to status effects

he’s coping on radagon

(griefed on the 1 time he got to beast)

[vestal ember]

got griefed*

[hushed hazel]

[wind axle]

huhwhat

[vestal ember]

hoarfrost

[wind axle]

is this the 4th time in a row

rip bozo

[signal iris]

i obly fought it once lol

[wind axle]

IS THAT 29 RUNE ARCS

L

im literally going to be bald by the end of tonight

any%

[vestal ember]

frost broke ?

[wind axle]

yes

[hollow maple]

Hi is there any communities for Tom Clancy’s the division 1?

[vestal ember]

why

[vestal ember]

go pvp

[wind axle]

no

[vestal ember]

go do it

why dont they sell his lightning spear smh

[signal iris]

@void slate

[wind axle]

lf mimic damage

[wind axle]

imagine michael accidentally kills beast

[wind axle]

true

[mild crystal]

Which battlefield game is the best to play

[vestal ember]

elden stars monkas

[wind axle]

the worst attack

Brb helping brother

[wind axle]

Alexander irl ⁉️

[cold nebula]

Ah yeas

https://tenor.com/view/zorro-sword-slash-gif-14863752

[vestal ember]

@golden mica

[golden mica]

do i not drink it?

[vestal ember]

drink it whenever you want

it lasts about 1m or so i think?

[hushed hazel]

put crimson in and drink it when ur struggling

[vestal ember]

3 minutes

it lasts 3 minutes and heals you for 30% of your max

@golden mica if the move tracks: run
if the move doesn't track: roll

[hushed hazel]

@golden mica for the gas move u can literally just walk out of it, dont bother staying inside it and dodging

and for the stars just run about

[vestal ember]

gl gamer !!!!

[wind axle]

What he doing I'm not at pc

[vestal ember]

fight.

[hushed hazel]

got beast to half hp

[wind axle]

I thought he said he didn't want to kill beast tonight

[hushed hazel]

elden tilt

[golden mica]

doing a quick detour

[cold nebula]

https://staticdelivery.nexusmods.com/images/728/45472617-1570254691.png

[wind axle]

what the michael doing

spinning

[golden mica]

alt tab makes it spin

[thick orbit]

Best version

[dapper hazel]

🔇 best version

[wind axle]

real

[thick orbit]

[golden mica]

@vestal ember do you know if I can upgrade ashes atm since girl isn't near blacksmith?

[hushed hazel]

you have to re-talk to her she’s near the fire again

she’ll say smth about convincing the smith to leave and then you just do some dialogue

[golden mica]

👍

[wind axle]

mans on a quest

[hollow seal]

Is there a way to change my current name in discord? Changed my bungie name

[wind axle]

ic

[wind axle]

nah

[hollow seal]

Your Emiya pfp funny asf bro😭

[golden mica]

worth hard changing build to dex & getting FP for tiche or nah? @vestal ember

[vestal ember]

no

you already got elden to like 30%

[wind axle]

[vestal ember]

just need to learn how to survive its moves

[hushed hazel]

honestly if ur gonna respec just do more dex so you do more physical @golden mica

[wind axle]

if you have the unlimited fp physick then you dont need fp for tiche you can just summon even with less

[hushed hazel]

pretty sure boss takes less fire dmg than phys dmg

[vestal ember]

doesnt work

[wind axle]

it does i used it before

[vestal ember]

he tried it earlier

[wind axle]

unless they changed it in 1.03

[vestal ember]

it was still greyed out after drinking

[wind axle]

ic

wack

adios sky

[cold nebula]

Waiting for Frost face reveal

[wind axle]

damn rip

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/metroid-morph-ball-cat-gif-23644515

[wind axle]

[vestal ember]

that was terrible rng lol

[barren dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/821084549466292278/930127591858376744/image0-25-1.gif

[wind axle]

i hate it when it spams spells like that

[vestal ember]

2 tracking moves and 1 that forces you to dodge

[onyx schooner]

ok guys is it time to make you all have a backseat experience of my elden ring playthrough

[wind axle]

after michael kills elden beast perhaps

[cold nebula]

So that's you, but photoshped some hair

[thick orbit]

guh

[vestal ember]

@golden mica you can jump over his stomps

[void slate]

Hello Klara Kanapka

@signal iris

[cold nebula]

I'm rumour, I am nightmare
That I'm bound to dream myself
Half human - and it's frightening - To just guess the other half

[golden mica]

HOW DID THAT HIT

[vestal ember]

[void slate]

I love reddit

[void slate]

That's why you're fat n ugly

[barren dagger]

🤨

[cold nebula]

You are eating wool now?

[void slate]

Yes, wool is tight

[cold nebula]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/861646901053358100/900279664650645564/134f28ad4964b78e2cdb203cbb9c99b9cee0e591_hq.gif

[void slate]

Is this a sign of approval

[wind axle]

LETS GOOO MICHAEL

[vestal ember]

GG

[wind axle]

YOUR FRIEND IS GONNA KILL YOU

[onyx schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/821084549466292278/930127591858376744/image0-25-1.gif

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/tomb-raider-lara-croft-ready-danger-adventure-gif-12071102

[wind axle]

just say it was an accident

[onyx schooner]

ok time to see where i left off

o right, i killed the mad tongue guy after killing whatever weird invader bitch came in the roundtable area

[wind axle]

MMMM FOUR ARMS MOMMY RANNI MMMM

[onyx schooner]

ayo???

[wind axle]

show us pussy

[onyx schooner]

what

[hard spindle]

Frost

U unironically need a permanent jail at this point

[wind axle]

yes

[onyx schooner]

frost dont get hacked again

[vestal ember]

MY DEAR CONSORT 😩

[wind axle]

the funny sword sword @golden mica

i was there

[onyx schooner]

hello big brainsm how do you use the ashes, like uh, the one the spirit tuner bitch can upgrade

[wind axle]

what

[void slate]

What what

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IPZCA/5e9827ef4a.jpg ??

[wind axle]

you can dupe them even if spent @golden mica

it doesnt matter if you already spent you can just dupe to get a new one

mmmm bell balls

[onyx schooner]

frost are you talking to yourself

[wind axle]

talking to michael he is streaming game

[onyx schooner]

oh

[wind axle]

michael i will shank you

im gonna walk away and help my brother do his things

have fun with that

[hard spindle]

I am home in an hour. Hope yall will still be in vc🥺

[wind axle]

Big doubt Michael already killed god

He might be streaming other minor bosses tho idk

[hard spindle]

Without summons or w u/dna

[wind axle]

With mimic tear

And for some reason with rivers of blood

[hard spindle]

Honestly kinda goated he did it with rivers of blood. Big up michael

@vestal ember did he actually play good?

[golden mica]

only took 1 hit for ~50% hp

[vestal ember]

yeah he clutched up a 3 spell move from beast

[wind axle]

Where from

Which

[hard spindle]

I'm proud of u. Wish I coulda been there

U graduated from gamer dad

[sharp vale]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CbTAookL9ce/?utm_medium=copy_link

@signal seal https://www.instagram.com/tv/CbSsBCyDrd_/?utm_medium=copy_link

[wind axle]

Thank

Edgelord armor time

[hushed hazel]

yea you gotta kill 2 cavalries at once

they’re consecrated snowfield level

[wind axle]

Eaaaaasy bro

[void slate]

Would you swear allegiance to a banana @desert pilot

[vestal ember]

@wind axle W

[thick orbit]

guh when your mum asks to borrow your car for 3 weeks buts its really your dads

So now gonna have to deal with cranky mum tomorrow for not letting her borrow my car

[somber anvil]

Cranky ren

[thick orbit]

More annoyed but generally I am always on the crisp of being annoyed everyday

I might have somethign wrong with me

[wind axle]

Massive

[onyx schooner]

beat the magma wyrm first try

[golden mica]

wait you're cracked

[onyx schooner]

what if u wanted to attune to a grace site but then idiot gamers say

https://puu.sh/IQ01n/162d7c0c87.jpg lemme just place a symbol that overwrites your ability no matter what

relaunched in offline, ez

[thick orbit]

Wait steam has gifts in notification now

[onyx schooner]

its had one

[thick orbit]

I thought it never did??

[onyx schooner]

ren are you drunk

[thick orbit]

am I trippin balls

nope havent drunk since last week

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IQ072/6c1c999932.jpg hey what the fuck

[thick orbit]

guh

[barren dagger]

bord

[onyx schooner]

thats a dragon

[thick orbit]

same

[void slate]

Knock knock

[barren dagger]

its a bird

[onyx schooner]

and you are dumbo

[golden mica]

@wind axle krypted just baited me into ||killing iji||
(spoilers, don't click others)

[barren dagger]

you're dumb that you cant see its a bird

I will click and have 0 clue what it is

[vestal ember]

sus.....

[onyx schooner]

SEEEEMP

[wind axle]

FUUUUCK

[onyx schooner]

where is mistveil or whatever

[wind axle]

NOOO

[wind axle]

Moonveil is in gael tunnel, under the limgrave-caelid border

[vestal ember]

IT HAD TO BE DONE

[onyx schooner]

mistwood is what i need, and nevermind, founde

[sharp vale]

@somber anvil lunalunaluna

[sharp vale]

Have you eaten any ruste nails today

[onyx schooner]

no

[sharp vale]

Weak

[wind axle]

O

[onyx schooner]

lmao i love killing early game bosses like snapping twigs

[wind axle]

Strean gone?

[onyx schooner]

[vestal ember]

we must acquire sleep.

[granite umbra]

sus virus

[shell goblet]

Does anyone have any tips on fighting Mohg, the Omen? He seems super difficult for the area

(Elden Ring, btw)

[sharp vale]

Git gud

[shell goblet]

Tried

[red cloak]

Try not to preroll bc he will roll catch you

[shell goblet]

Didn’t work out since I didn’t level vigor at all lol

[sharp vale]

RYF RFY RYF RYFFY

[red cloak]

Hi yeet

[shell goblet]

Yeah…. Unfortunately

[sharp vale]

Hello ryffy

[red cloak]

[sharp vale]

Do you want to see yeetim felon moment #2096

[golden mica]

got yourself a summon i hope?
got your weapons & summon levelled?

[shell goblet]

I’m using the Blasphemous Blade

From Rykard

And a +6 Battlemage Hugues summon

[golden mica]

big fire go whoosh

[gray valley]

i beat elden ring in 4 days

ds3 taught me to dodge more than hit

[golden mica]

If you've been to rykard, you probably could actually get a summon of your choice to +10

[gray valley]

my patience has ascended

[shell goblet]

It’s honestly really good, free half hp for like 1/5 of my mana

[red cloak]

[golden mica]

I just finished it like 30 mins ago

[vestal ember]

weak !!

[shell goblet]

Probably, I have a lot of glovewort but I’m missing some of the mid level ones

[sharp vale]

Too bad

[shell goblet]

I was using a +9 Bloody Helice before I killed Rykard

[lofty ravine]

anyone here speaks russian ? i need a bit of help

[vestal ember]

i had a momentary lapse in my judgement and would like to apologize.

[golden mica]

It's probably worth taking a quick break to make sure everything you have is up to scratch, easy to go hunt down some of the specific glows

[sharp vale]

Weak !!

[gray valley]

i mean BEAT it, all spells n incantations, NG+3 now...im a virgin

[golden mica]

like how you baited me AGAIN?!?

[sharp vale]

You've always been a virgin don't lie to us

[vestal ember]

IT WAS NECESSARY TO MOVE THE STORY FURTHER

[golden mica]

I DONT BELIEVE YOU

WHAT STORY CAN I EVEN HAVE, I BEAT THE GAME

[gray valley]

im 15

[vestal ember]

YOU HAVE ALL OF JOURNEY 2 TO ADMIRE HIM

[sharp vale]

Play it again but naked

[shell goblet]

Yeah. I should, I’m only level 77 and my stat spread is trash lol. I have to use both of the Scarseal talismans to use most of my weapons and spells

[gray valley]

the one thing im tryna do rn is finish the rest of npc quests but do it on NG+7 aka journey for u elden ring "grace" players but do ranni quest and ge diff endings + moonlight greatsword

[golden mica]

I assume you've killed the boss in the academy, if so, you can respec your stats to fix them if you want, or just simply go farm some runes

[gray valley]

i ran dex but its moonlight greatsword cmon or darkmoon whatever

[sharp vale]

That means you're not running a specific build, that means you spec'd into whatever looked coolest

You gotta prioritize certain specs lol

[wind axle]

YOU MONSTER

[vestal ember]

listen man…

[wind axle]

@golden mica now you have to kill every single ||black knife assassin|| in the game to avenge him

[vestal ember]

it was for the drip..

[sharp vale]

Right now I literally have 30 DEX 32 STR 30 VIG and 20 Endurance bc haha funny raw melee damage funni

[wind axle]

HE DOESNT HAVE DRIP

[vestal ember]

the helmet that michael instantly put on

[sharp vale]

None of you have drip

All of you are gaudy edgelords

[shell goblet]

Yeah I have like 4 of the items for respec too

[shell goblet]

Nah I’m running magic, I have 30 int and faith, but I have no heath. I have 25 str and 20 dex

[sharp vale]

Weak

You should have 10 strength and 10 Dex if you're running a set up like that

The extra 25 points you should've spec'd into vigor and FP

[shell goblet]

Yeah use great rapiers and they require a lot of strength

[sharp vale]

You gotta pick one over the other

Can't have all of em

[shell goblet]

I guess, I tried that in dark souls and ended up with a level 400 character before I could use everything I wanted

[sharp vale]

That's the issue

Can't be speccing into everything

[shell goblet]

I’ll respec later and dump stuff into magic so I can kill the valiant gargoyle

[sharp vale]

There's a term for it, but you end up power creeping yourself

Power creeping is not the term for it tho I just don't know what it is

[vestal ember]

i specced into everything 🤓

[shell goblet]

I get what you mean

[thick orbit]

Eating mashmellows over a fire with a stick from the ground > metal pole

[vestal ember]

it’s called being a blue knight aha ha

[sharp vale]

Stfu no life dweeb

[shell goblet]

I’m just satisfied that I can wear the full raging wolf set with my regular weapons and stuff on

[sharp vale]

Some of us got bitches

[vestal ember]

proof

[sharp vale]

Your mom

Jk krypted ily

[vestal ember]

goodbye forever.

[thick orbit]

@sharp valeGive me your favourite song

[sharp vale]

Uhhhh

Idk I have too many but the one that has been my fav recently is uhhhh

@thick orbit https://open.spotify.com/track/18cf7hEn3BeBBgi0174WZq?si=AiMS13PZSQ2vkJX93VCgFA&utm_source=copy-link

[thick orbit]

guh

I will youtube it

[vestal ember]

FOMOd

[thick orbit]

yep

Closest song that I listened to that is like this is War

[sharp vale]

Band made out of literal edgelords

[thick orbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBRYSlKDlws

[onyx schooner]

I fuckin hate crucible knight

[thick orbit]

same

[sharp vale]

RED JUMP SUIT APARATUS

[onyx schooner]

even when im overleveled he's so gay

[shell goblet]

I just use Lorettas Greatbow, it works pretty well

[sharp vale]

FACE DOWN

[vestal ember]

https://youtu.be/aYYRKW8_pFM better

[shell goblet]

:(

Not even a period will un-link it?

[thick orbit]

#donate

[shell goblet]

I have no money

[thick orbit]

|| ||

[sharp vale]

DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN
WHEN YOU PUSH HER AROUND
DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW AS SHE FALLS TO THE GROUND

[shell goblet]

My birthday is today but I haven’t gotten anything yet

So I’m still broke

[vestal ember]

proof

[shell goblet]

Proof of what?

[vestal ember]

send your birth certificate

let’s see your birthdate 😈

[shell goblet]

Yeah man I’ll submit my social security card too

[thick orbit]

I was given a bottle of whiskey for my birthday

That was it

[shell goblet]

I just want a Steamdeck

[sharp vale]

FAIL

[vestal ember]

hey guys it’s my birthday

[sharp vale]

One year closer to death

[vestal ember]

please send me stuff

[thick orbit]

Yo I will donate for you

[shell goblet]

I can give you a Jolly Rancher

[vestal ember]

wow man thanks now i can finally be pink name

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/448572484137123842.gif?size=48

[hushed hazel]

its my birthday in 3 days

march 24th is when real men were born

(me and sir alan sugar)

[sharp vale]

362 days closer to death

[vestal ember]

i’ll send u e drags 🙏 more life to the crodem

[hushed hazel]

based

[thick orbit]

Fufu when you were born 1st march

[hushed hazel]

mashallah thank you

[vestal ember]

wagwan fam

[thick orbit]

One time I ate raw chicken

Okay thanks for coming to my ted talk

[hushed hazel]

i ate raw pork today

[vestal ember]

salmonella moment

[hushed hazel]

someone told me it was tasty

[thick orbit]

I didn't get sick

[hushed hazel]

and you know what? it was

[thick orbit]

nice

[vestal ember]

rng issue

[thick orbit]

I just based the chicken in a lot of sauce when I saw it was raw

[hushed hazel]

based

basted?

[shell goblet]

That’s turkey, but close enough

[hushed hazel]

i dont cook

[thick orbit]

just had more sauce then chicken

I cook a lot

[shell goblet]

I don’t either, I just know there’s a thing called a turkey baster

[hushed hazel]

i’m a british white male cooking is not in my genes

[sharp vale]

Someone should marry Ren bc Ren cooks a lot

[signal seal]

@barren dagger

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

Marry Ren then

[hushed hazel]

most i can cook is a breakfast

[barren dagger]

what?

[hushed hazel]

what

[thick orbit]

I like to be single

[sharp vale]

Based

[onyx schooner]

the biggest cope

[hushed hazel]

i’m involuntarily single

(i get 0 women)

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/tina-fey-30rock-marry-marry-myself-single-gif-4842580

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/british-chewsday-beans-beans-on-toast-innit-gif-21451189

[sharp vale]

Bing how fast do you drive indarain

[hushed hazel]

yeees

[sharp vale]

@hard spindle

[sharp vale]

So an incel?

[vestal ember]

i will never lose my virginity because i never lose 😈

[signal seal]

depends on the tires and the severity of the rain.

[hushed hazel]

no, incels hate women

[barren dagger]

based

[hushed hazel]

i have female friends i’m just kinda ugly

[sharp vale]

Still tell

[hushed hazel]

i’ll send u face reveal rq

[vestal ember]

isn’t that the problem with life

[sharp vale]

No ew

[hushed hazel]

[hushed hazel]

yes

[vestal ember]

can’t go to rennala and customize appearance smh

[thick orbit]

Why does everyone say a baby is cute? when it looks like one of those pink bag of potatoes

[hushed hazel]

yea exactly bro wtf

[shell goblet]

You can can’t you?

[signal seal]

if there are no puddles at all and no traffic, on tires such as say, Goodyear Eagle F1s or something rated A or better in the rain, then it really depends

[vestal ember]

should’ve created my char better kinda griefed it no cap

[hushed hazel]

where’s rennala at irl?

[vestal ember]

but i got a good spawn

[sharp vale]

Name a NUMBER BING

[shell goblet]

Plastic surgery clinic?

[signal seal]

no it's not safe to speed in the rain

i'm not condoning you doing it

[hushed hazel]

i got a good spawn in middle class england but i got fucked by my face genetics

[sharp vale]

I sped in the rain

[thick orbit]

Guh I need to get hair pins but I am lazy

[vestal ember]

i drive 120 no matter the conditions

[hushed hazel]

i got good lifting genes though, big arms and chest

[shell goblet]

I got a sad spawn but my genetics are alright

[sharp vale]

What measurement

[signal seal]

25 mph school zone 😄

[shell goblet]

I’m tall

[vestal ember]

kmh

[sharp vale]

WUSS BEHAVIOR

[vestal ember]

no matter the conditions

[shell goblet]

Respect

I was going 110 on the highway last week coming home from Georgia

[vestal ember]

rain or snow idgaf i’m getting where i wanna be 3 minutes earlier

[sharp vale]

Yeetim moment

[thick orbit]

Being a competent parent??

[signal seal]

i've done ~100-120 in the rain without puddles on tires that cost more a piece than most sets

[sharp vale]

Speeding doesn't actually allow you to be anywhere faster than someone following the speed limit tbh

[signal seal]

specifically designed for rain

never ever in traffic

[sharp vale]

My rear two tires are like 700$

[vestal ember]

ur driving 80 and switched lanes without signal 😱

[shell goblet]

Yeah but my car sounds good and I wanna hear it go whrrr

[pure thicket]

can confirm slinky was the parent i never had

[signal seal]

yeah because you have Pimp My Ride tires

[vestal ember]

false i get where i want to be 3 minutes faster by speeding

[sharp vale]

I did have a signal tho, you just can't see it

[signal seal]

i don't do much more than 85 now adays. i'm just not in that much of a hurry

[sharp vale]

Real

[signal seal]

85 i won't get pulled over

[sharp vale]

I could've gone over 80 but I really didn't want to

[signal seal]

and going sideways at 90 scared me

for the rest of my life

[shell goblet]

The only time I follow the speed limit is in neighborhoods

[signal seal]

i can imagine any possible car crash

[sharp vale]

Continental extreme contacts 275/40/zr20

[signal seal]

20's

[sharp vale]

Challenger 🤷‍♂️

Don't look good in anything but 20's

[signal seal]

yeah i just like being subtle

[sharp vale]

20's are the optimal rotational wheels tbf

[shell goblet]

I was always more of a fan of the chargers

[signal seal]

i think the cop cars look good with their blacked out wheels

[sharp vale]

All top end sports cars use 20 Inch wheels

McLarens, Ferraris, Lamborghini, etc, use 20 inch wheels on their models

[shell goblet]

The cops where I’m from have Ford Explorers and Chargers with the stealth paint so it’s hard to tell

[sharp vale]

Anything over 20 inches is overkill

[vestal ember]

these aren’t sports cars

[sharp vale]

Bing you can't even fit 20 inch wheels in your tiny wheel well

[rapid osprey]

s

[sharp vale]

Technically they are

[thick orbit]

Hm for some reason I feel like playing skyrim

[vestal ember]

those brands make super cars!! 🤓

[signal seal]

i would never run 20's i'd rub would need flairs

[sharp vale]

Well not technically, they ARE sports cars

[sharp vale]

20's would luck ugly on a car that small regardless

[desert pilot]

the day i have dreaded has arrived

[vestal ember]

what sports do they play then

[signal seal]

tacky

[sharp vale]

Anyways

Continental makes extremely good tires

[shell goblet]

Bing what car do you drive?

[vestal ember]

😈

[sharp vale]

I will now forever shill continental

[signal seal]

2017 vw gti

[sharp vale]

Continental SPONSOR ME

[shell goblet]

I’d just get PS4S’s, any reason not to?

[signal seal]

it isn't stock, but it looks and sounds stock

i don't like loud exhaust

[sharp vale]

Continental is better

Speaking of tires

@signal seal I found this super expensive ass tire just sitting around

[rapid osprey]

[void slate]

Beans are tight

[shell goblet]

I just wanna buy a cheap JDM sleeper and make it a fun drag car

[signal seal]

tf you going to do with 1 tire

[void slate]

I'm tired

[sharp vale]

Nothing at all

Found it at a dealership and it was unattended.

Mf really could've made off with 570 smackaroos

[signal seal]

my friend can get me tires at cost

like cheaper than all the websites and free shipping

[sharp vale]

You and 90% of generic kids

[shell goblet]

Just make your own tires 4head

[signal seal]

i just grab a piece of the rubber tree and throw it in the tire mold 🙂

[void slate]

I'm tired listening to this.

[sharp vale]

Can you tell him to get me yet another set of continental extreme contact sport tires

[void slate]

But you're not listening to anything.

[shell goblet]

Did you just reply to yourself?

[thick orbit]

Time for pfp change

[shell goblet]

I need a new one too, but Europa is good and idk what else to change it to

[signal seal]

if you come to vermont and put them on yourself

he hates the tire machine more than.... anything?

[sharp vale]

Too long

[sharp vale]

REAL MFS WHO SUCK AT USING THEM ABSOLUTELY YEET TF OUT OF WHEELS

WHEN I GOT MY WHEELS THEY CHIPPED ONE OF EM I WAS TILTED

BRAND NEW

[signal seal]

he's good at it, he just did everything for a lot of years at his shop

[hard spindle]

Wtf are thoes beans

My eyes hurt

Canned beans

[signal seal]

yeah my wheels were damaged at 600 miles during a tire change, their insurance company wrote me a check for $2000

[hard spindle]

Homemade beans only

[barren dagger]

I know 0 people who make their own beans

[sharp vale]

REEE

[barren dagger]

heinz are bangin

[hard spindle]

Now u know 1

[barren dagger]

sadly

[hard spindle]

They taste like sugary crap

They white boy beans

[barren dagger]

only ones ive had so idk what home made ones taste like

[hard spindle]

One day I will make u beans

[barren dagger]

one day I hope never comes

[hard spindle]

You will never be able to go back

[sharp vale]

I keep forgetting that skiil lssue is brltlsh

[hard spindle]

Scared of real beans

[barren dagger]

im offended

[barren dagger]

no, scared of you

[sharp vale]

I prefer thinking of skill issue as American

[hard spindle]

Fr he's as brain dead as an american

[hard spindle]

I second this

[barren dagger]

no

[sharp vale]

LOL

British on British hate

[hard spindle]

Commen American L

[barren dagger]

how do I come of as american

[hard spindle]

I'm not British 💀

[barren dagger]

L

[hard spindle]

Brain dead

[sharp vale]

More British than skill issue apparently

[hard spindle]

How so?

[sharp vale]

Mfw

[barren dagger]

calm it down verified smoke detector man

[hard spindle]

How am I more British than skill?

[hushed hazel]

i’m the most british

[hard spindle]

Like u always say no clip no proof

[shell goblet]

Posh homemade bean man

[sharp vale]

@thick orbit where new egirl pfp

[hard spindle]

But ur hot

[barren dagger]

you know it happened, thats all the proof I need. its in your head

[hard spindle]

What💀

[hard spindle]

In yo own words no proof

[sharp vale]

No proof no case

[barren dagger]

no proof but YOU know it happened

[hard spindle]

However I wish u clipped it so badly

It was so funny

[sharp vale]

She was kinda thicc tho

[barren dagger]

calm it down, mister sledgehammer shoots

[hard spindle]

However then we could clip every bio tracker moment

[sharp vale]

She was kinda bad

[shell goblet]

Is this GTFO stuff?

[hard spindle]

U made so many I was like this mf gonna get us killed if I Letham keep it

[barren dagger]

calm it

[shell goblet]

I wanted to buy it for a while

[hard spindle]

Yes

[sharp vale]

She kind of a baddie

[hard spindle]

Nawh but u will get better w the tracker

Remember duk u have the least hours outta us

[barren dagger]

🙏

[hard spindle]

That is probably the only reason u aren't as gamer. I have like 5x the hours

[hard spindle]

Andrew u will never catch up to mgl

[hard spindle]

Yuh I have way more

[barren dagger]

how many he got

[sharp vale]

Imagine having more than 20 hours on GTFO

Only true losers

[hard spindle]

Not many but he is v naturally talented at a lotta things

Games being one of them

[thick orbit]

[barren dagger]

my other friends that I play density with and other shit, they're like 5 times more braindead than me

[hard spindle]

However he makes up for it by being incredibly autistic on another level

[sharp vale]

Cring

[barren dagger]

you and like cam are the only people id consider playing it with rn

[sharp vale]

MAKE IT THE GIRL WITH THE BOSTON ACCENT

[barren dagger]

and andrew etc

[thick orbit]

?

[hard spindle]

I'd consider dna aswell

[hard spindle]

Yes that one

[sharp vale]

https://youtu.be/KMRpKx9RZfM

[barren dagger]

argentina account gaming

[sharp vale]

NVM ITS JERSEY LOL

[hard spindle]

Cam is unironically kinda bad at games

[barren dagger]

smh

[hard spindle]

He is funny friend though mainly why we play

Me him Andrew good friends. If not cam would be gone so quick he's so retaded

[thick orbit]

she seems cool

[barren dagger]

theres so many people I couldnt play gtfo with, we wouldn't get past 1 wave of enemies without them alerting

[hard spindle]

Nawh wouldn't matter. I clutch up so hard solo u can't even lie

[exotic leaf]

o shit ren listening to the pillows

[barren dagger]

not talking about playing with you, just some of my other friends if they had it

[hard spindle]

Exactly we play w em be funny

Get the most duk level brain cell ppl u can we do the funny

[shell goblet]

I’ve played Dishonored, I can stealth

[barren dagger]

they dont have the game, was just in theory if they had it lmao

[shell goblet]

Same thing right?

[barren dagger]

if they had it, it would be braindead

[hard spindle]

No

[sharp vale]

Jersey girl PFP when?

[hard spindle]

10x easier

[shell goblet]

I know it’s different, I watched Markipliers play through

[thick orbit]

nah I don't like to give my fans what they want

[hard spindle]

The stealth in gtfo is so easy. It's the combat and strategy and resource management

[shell goblet]

It doesn’t look to hard, but I imagine it is

[hard spindle]

He likely played an easy rundown.

But even so stealth is easy

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/K4_Qzx-E2LQ

[sharp vale]

Who says I'm a fan

[thick orbit]

Our dms do

[sharp vale]

YOOO

[thick orbit]

[hard spindle]

Just manage resources and don't suck at combat combat and ur good

[sharp vale]

wait do they

I forgor

[thick orbit]

idk I never use dms tbh

[sharp vale]

I really need to get my hair styled

[shell goblet]

Knife or spear everything you can and try to conserve turret/gun ammo

I haven’t gotten a haircut in 2 years

[hard spindle]

Nawh sledge hammer better

[shell goblet]

But my hair is curly so it’s alright

[hard spindle]

Sledge hammer is so goated ong

[exotic leaf]

[hard spindle]

But combat is mainly the hard thing. The waives get so aids

[thick orbit]

[hard spindle]

And the bosses 😭 😭

[shell goblet]

Gotta splooge on the door

[sharp vale]

@hard spindle

[hard spindle]

Not a lotta c foam tbh

[hard spindle]

Ye?

[thick orbit]

@exotic leaf can't drink for another 2 days

[void slate]

Lewshifer is tight

[shell goblet]

I’m sure it makes it a little more manageable

[sharp vale]

Alcoholic

[hard spindle]

Plus on security harder levels and boss areas c foam and torrents are useless

[shell goblet]

I thought it was lent, is that why?

[hard spindle]

Especially in more complex mechanic areas like gas zones

[thick orbit]

#JustRepresssingBadMemories Yep

[hard spindle]

Did u cut it w a rock?

[sharp vale]

That is alcoholism

[hard spindle]

Wtf was that yeetim Jesus christ

[sharp vale]

No, I need to cut it tho

[sharp vale]

Was what

[hard spindle]

Nawh bro yo hair wack

[sharp vale]

REAL

it's growing out of POCKET

[hard spindle]

Consider being bald

[sharp vale]

consider DN

My jaw line be spicy doe

[hard spindle]

Consider my nuts in yo mouth

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/go-away-bye-ignored-no-gif-5264896

[signal seal]

is anyone on elden ring and can help me kill Renalla? I'm really under leveled

[sharp vale]

Mfn bing

No mames way

[hard spindle]

What level?

[sharp vale]

C'mon bing

[signal seal]

30 +1

[hard spindle]

Meh enough wym

[sharp vale]

I killed renalla at 20

YOU GOTTA BE MEMING BING

[signal seal]

but you used bleed

[hard spindle]

Who ping

[hard spindle]

Thank you for calling this fatass out 🥺

[thick orbit]

wait wrong thing dammit

[shell goblet]

Rennala isn’t even a fight right?

[hard spindle]

Maybe when I get home bing

[sharp vale]

Wrong, I used the sword I used to kill Margit

It was some straight sword I forgor

[hard spindle]

I MIGHT PLAY THE FUNNY GAME. THAT BETTER BOT

[exotic leaf]

oh no how will you live

youll have to drink water

[thick orbit]

crying or using cash

[exotic leaf]

Peter is a 10/10

[thick orbit]

I have cash but I have to use it instead of card

[sharp vale]

Reminds me of
"NOW NUMBER 5" "I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY"
"I WANT IT THAT WAY."

[thick orbit]

gh

[exotic leaf]

Ren I hear your organs screaming to be hydrated please

[sharp vale]

I put my fingers into my eyes

||IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE||

[thick orbit]

I had a coffee like 40 mins ago..

at 2:10am

[signal seal]

coffee isn't hydration 😐

[thick orbit]

It got water in it tho

[sharp vale]

It do got water in it

[signal seal]

i mean a coffee is like 8 oz

[shell goblet]

Caffeine is a diuretic right?

[sharp vale]

Coffee is mid just drink water

[shell goblet]

It makes you thirstier

[thick orbit]

idk

tend to either drink coffee or alcohol

[sharp vale]

Coffee mid

[exotic leaf]

hot bean water is fire though

[sharp vale]

Anything that isn't water is mid

[shell goblet]

I exclusively drink Coke or Dr. Pepper

[exotic leaf]

bet your pee smells weird

[sharp vale]

No

[shell goblet]

Strange thing to say there Lew

[sharp vale]

Bet your pee is dark red

[shell goblet]

Nah it’s normal I think

[exotic leaf]

its not the weirdest thing ive said

[sharp vale]

What color is it then

[thick orbit]

As my parents say if I can still walk I don't need the doctors

[shell goblet]

It’s not vitamin levels of yellow, but it’s mostly clear

[sharp vale]

if it isn't clear it's not normal

[shell goblet]

It’s clear 90% of the time

Probably killing my kidneys though

The only time I drink anything other than coke is when I finish them all and then I just drink orange juice

A 12 pack of cans lasts me 3 days and I drink 2 at school

[exotic leaf]

i drink too much coffee but still drink close to a gallon of water a day

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/emmanuel-matos-thirsty-water-last-drop-gif-8077530

Me watering my body

[sharp vale]

Jesus Christ y'all are demons

[exotic leaf]

suggestive

[shell goblet]

This morning I drank 1 can of Coke Zero and I’m halfway through a 17oz bottle of coke

[cold nebula]

I'm no demon, I'm Moon

[sharp vale]

I drink water every hour

[thick orbit]

Only time when I drink water is when I start to see stuff tbh

[exotic leaf]

what

how do you not feel thirsty

[thick orbit]

*Only time when I drink water is when I start to see stuff tbh

[shell goblet]

Mirage of 4 Roses on the shelf makes you drink water

[exotic leaf]

what

[thick orbit]

I just kinda live with it

[sharp vale]

Ren is insane in the renbrane

[exotic leaf]

VC with Ren is my favorite activity in here tbh

Ren stan

[thick orbit]

[shell goblet]

It seems like it would be horribly cursed

[thick orbit]

Never cursed

[shell goblet]

I’ve never actually used this server for lfg or vc, I just come to type in off topic when I’m bored in class

[sharp vale]

Ren flirts with everyone presumably

[thick orbit]

[signal seal]

ok i beat Renalla i didn't need help

[sharp vale]

Told you
W Bozo

[cold nebula]

Not with me

[shell goblet]

It’s more a gimmick and then for 2nd phase you just sprint at her

[sharp vale]

Presumably

[shell goblet]

I haven’t been here long enough for anything

Meep is proud of me ig, I’ve advanced 2 levels in this class period

[sharp vale]

YOOO

EV STOCKS DYING

NO FUCKIN WAAY

[thick orbit]

I like COD zombies but the gamemode still scares me

[sharp vale]

I remember ev stocks were BOOMING, they were the first moon mission in the stock market

[thick orbit]

Ren fact of the day

[sharp vale]

But now they're TANKING

[sharp vale]

Ren is a scaredy cat: and that's a fact

[exotic leaf]

has this been posted here yet

[thick orbit]

I still run down the hallway when the lights are off at night

[thick orbit]

nope

[sharp vale]

No, stolen

[shell goblet]

Bro has a big stick how can he lose?

Jousting match

[sharp vale]

Mexican behavior

[exotic leaf]

that moment you think theres something behind you so you run up the stairs right before it can catch you

[sharp vale]

This unironically does happen in Mexico btw

[thick orbit]

I would be more worried where the fuck the stairs came from

[sharp vale]

Boo

[exotic leaf]

stairs in the woods stairs in the woods stairs in the woods

[sharp vale]

Good ol don't touch the stairs or you'll end up fourty miles away from home type beat

[thick orbit]

There is a horror movie about the haunted place that can trap people when they open doors if they leave that place

hard to explain

[sharp vale]

You mean your girlfriend's house?

[thick orbit]

Grave encounters

[exotic leaf]

fart encounters

[sharp vale]

Should I take nap and risk falling asleep for twelve hours again or should I play elden ring

[void slate]

You're the nicest fart

c

[thick orbit]

Let me know if you want those encounters

[sharp vale]

2/3

[void slate]

Close encounters of the Third kind between Ren and Lewshifer

[sharp vale]

Peter let's go do manly things Peter

[thick orbit]

I am now scared cause I watched horror movie clips

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/russian-putin-gif-12194726

[thick orbit]

Anyone else watched the movie with the killer tyre?

[sharp vale]

Let's go build engines and race cars

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/race-car-peugeot-meme-racist-mode-gif-23410462

[exotic leaf]

the movie Rubber? lmao

[thick orbit]

Yep I love it

[sharp vale]

It's a fuckin RENAULT

[exotic leaf]

no you

[sharp vale]

REENAULT

GARBAGE

[exotic leaf]

[void slate]

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

I bought KFC flavored potato chips today

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/oomf-become-oomf-oomfies-twitter-chu2-gif-24653907

[void slate]

I don't wanna go to prism

[thick orbit]

damn

[sharp vale]

I don't like e-grills

😩

[void slate]

Do you like e-buoys

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

No, easy to drown

[exotic leaf]

oh no anything but that

[sharp vale]

😩

[thick orbit]

True tru

[exotic leaf]

how are they

[thick orbit]

not sentient

[void slate]

spicy

[exotic leaf]

show them to us

[void slate]

lotta pepper

[exotic leaf]

[thick orbit]

KFC mash potato and gravy is gross

[exotic leaf]

because its powdered potatoes and powdered gravy

[sharp vale]

Guys, is mayonnaise overrated?

[thick orbit]

yep

[void slate]

gravy is basically liquid powder

[exotic leaf]

dont you dare

[sharp vale]

Until you figure out it'll take several months for the final result

Fermentation takes forever

[sharp vale]

Peter do you wear extra medium shirts

[exotic leaf]

fermenting only takes a few weeks if done correctly

[thick orbit]

apparently only needs 1-3 days

wait for the end

[void slate]

Guys I am watching a video how Millennium Tower in Chicago is fucking screwed

The way the are "fixing" it is making shit worse

[void slate]

I'm wearing extra large

[exotic leaf]

thats how i feel when DOT "fills" all the deep pot holes on our roads

[thick orbit]

guh

[void slate]

ren did you choke on something

cause you made a "guh" sound

[thick orbit]

I yawned

ghosts be dammed

[void slate]

@exotic leaf Is English your only language?

[exotic leaf]

I can speak a little spanish and I can understand a decent amount of it

would like to learn italian one day

[void slate]

So you're not homolingual

[exotic leaf]

i knew somebody who spoke gibberish

[void slate]

My bucket list for knowing languages
A - Polish, B - English, C - Spanish, D - Finnish, E - Japanese

[exotic leaf]

learn Japanese so you can be a real weeb

[thick orbit]

I would learn Korean

[void slate]

Watashi wa Pyotoru desu. Onamae wa nan desu ka?

[desert pilot]

guys guess what

[desert pilot]

i got a letter from the finnish defence force today

[void slate]

You engaged with Caddince?

[desert pilot]

im being drafter in 2024

[onyx schooner]

bye pot

[void slate]

Fuck

[void slate]

That's a long date

[desert pilot]

yeah

im only getting drafted i graduate

[void slate]

oh I thought that was an emergency draft

[desert pilot]

no no haha

we have conscription in finland

[void slate]

Look at the bright side if your college explodes you get to graduate and will be drafted immediately @desert pilot

[desert pilot]

oh im not in college im in high school