💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[trail citrus]

like literally would be a horrible engineer

cant build for shit

[sharp vale]

Too good

Caddince what was your gpa in hs

Too true

Even architects these days sit on cad all day for their floor plans

[trail citrus]

like 2 point something. i don't say this gloatingly, but im really smart (was in the top 10% on the ACT). i just did not care about high school, just wanted to graduate and be done with it

i used to do like double advanced math too

but i just stopped caring

let me tell you, i hated hs

so damn much

[sharp vale]

Me too tho

Math has always been my absolute WORST subject

[trail citrus]

i was somehow really good at math

but it bored me

so idc

[sharp vale]

I was somehow good at EVERYTHING except math

My comprehension skills were extraordinary so I would really just fuck off in everything

But math kicked my ass

[trail citrus]

if i actually tried i would have been fine

cuz my sister graduated with over a 4.0 GPA, she actually cared

not me tho

[void slate]

Can Caddince diss dis cad?

[severe musk]

same my transcript is atrocious

not a good indicator of my ability i regret not caring tbh

[trail citrus]

idk, too much work

[sharp vale]

If you're reading this, look away, if not it is probably already too late. Tonight you will be visited by the discord mods, he will steal all your children unless you send this to three other discord mods within 24 hours

Chain letters be wacky

[trail citrus]

It's funny because my GPA wasn't high enough to get into my college

But because of my high ACT I was allowed

[sharp vale]

Watching a sog video on it and it reminded me of how spooked chain letters would get me as a kid

Correct

That is the presumption that I wanted to give off, yes

[trail citrus]

id just watch something to get immunity from the chains

too ez

[sharp vale]

The magic gif turtle has arrived to grant you immunity from chains and evil spirit, to claim the immunity, all you have to do is say: "Thank you magic gif turtle."

Anyways I'm kidnapping caddince and using him as a labor cuck

Gonna make him clean my room

20$

Forced firing him

[trail citrus]

20 an hour?

[sharp vale]

No, just 20$

Hostile takeover

[trail citrus]

i need my job

promoted soon

pls yeetim

[severe musk]

for 2 weeks of work

[trail citrus]

100k straight out of hs?

[severe musk]

Yeah man, easy

[sharp vale]

Okay only bc I feel you

Yeah bro just sell your soul

[trail citrus]

ive never been promoted before'

i need it

[sharp vale]

I have been promoted several times

Trust me, take the raise

But never take the rank

[trail citrus]

you guys dont know how rough its been

[sharp vale]

Take the raise, don't take the rank

[trail citrus]

my best friend has the job that i dreamed of for years via getting promoted

its a big fml

[sharp vale]

If you take the rank you're signing yourself away to be relied on for ever single thing the managers don't want to do that you now are ranked to do

[trail citrus]

my managers are like genuinely good people tho, thats the thing

they dont suck like most managers

like my job before this'

holy shit they were bad

[sharp vale]

Good managers will still take advantage of you lmao

That's just human nature, if they can put shit on you to avoid something they don't want to do, they'll do it regardless

[trail citrus]

i mean yeah, they already do

but honestly i dont really care

like i can roll with the punches

i have nothing else

[sharp vale]

Then you're just gonna get more responsibilities

You shouldn't though

Like tea said, that's burn out right there

I've worked like six different jobs since I was 18

It always gets super irritating super fast

Just take the raise, it took me too long to realize to just take the raise and decline the rank

[trail citrus]

life sucked even more before i got this job tho

[sharp vale]

Idk man, unless you wannabe like those 21 year olds working at Whataburger for 2 years who got promoted to store managers and get paid 14/hr to yell at other kids their age while being forced to work 60 hours per week

Go for it

If anything you'd be better off searching for another job with your newfound experience that's willing to pay you more for beginner level work

[trail citrus]

It's hard to explain I guess

And maybe I'm being a fucking idiot

I just wanna feel important

[sharp vale]

Absolutely, and if they see that you can be enough of a work horse for em, they'll put all of their responsibilities on you instead with the promise of going up the hierarchy

[sharp vale]

The last thing you want to do in a job is feel important lmao

[trail citrus]

TOo late for that

But to be clear

[sharp vale]

The best thing to happen to you in a job is being the MOST PAID while doing the LEAST

[trail citrus]

But that's the thing, I don't mind doing shit. I get bored if I just sit around and do nothing

[sharp vale]

Which is definitely possible. It's called selling yourself highly while entering a new work environment

[sharp vale]

Then all you have to do is make sure you get paid accordingly

[trail citrus]

My managers gave me a set timeframe in which I should be promoted, if it doesn't happen, I'm leaving. The last company I still stuck with after that and it was a shitshow

[sharp vale]

Real

Been there done that

It's why I've worked six different jobs lol

I don't like false promises if different jobs are going to be willing to pay me more for entry level positions bc of my experience

[trail citrus]

Unbelievably, my old job (the one that was a shitshow) and my new job (the one I like a lot) are the same like field

And my new company bought the old one

[sharp vale]

Remember you can negotiate your entry too

[trail citrus]

So now I technically work for the same company that fucked me over a few years ago

Luckily my new company purchased the old one, not vice versa

Or else I would have quit when I heard that news

[sharp vale]

I heavily rely on my ability to communicate and persuade a lot

[fickle sentinel]

it's ok cabbage my job sucks ass too

[sharp vale]

So my next job should hopefully be in sales

[trail citrus]

Brock donator????

How

But my job doesn't suck

I mean, it does kick my ass but I still like being there

[fickle sentinel]

afaik mario bought it

[sharp vale]

That's how I feel about my current job

[fickle sentinel]

I just got pinged and I was pink so idk

[trail citrus]

Got called in on my last 2 days off so tomorrow is my 12th day in a row

[fickle sentinel]

what do you do

[trail citrus]

Entertainment center

I do bowling and laser tag

Depending on the day

[fickle sentinel]

like a bigass arcade?

[sharp vale]

I've been sick for the past 7 days and I worked 7 days in a row with fevers, sore throat, and body aches bc I'm covering for my manager

[trail citrus]

yeah

[trail citrus]

epic

[fickle sentinel]

im sure there's worse places to work

I work at a golf course, it has it's ups and downs

[sharp vale]

CADDINCE TOU LITERALLY HAVE ONE OF THE WORST JOBS

[trail citrus]

fast food is worse than my job ong

[sharp vale]

ENTERTAINMENT AND SERVICE JOBS ARE ASS

[fickle sentinel]

aint no way id work in fast food

[sharp vale]

MF JUST GO WORK AT AUTOZONE LMAO

[fickle sentinel]

id rather be homeless

[sharp vale]

Been there done that

[trail citrus]

bruh idc, customers dont scare me

[sharp vale]

AutoZone pays really well tbh

Caddince do you like to drive

[fickle sentinel]

working retail/service builds character

teaches you how to deal with peoples shit

[trail citrus]

Nope, which knocks off a massive amount of jobs, I hate driving

[sharp vale]

I think AutoZone pays their drivers 14/hr and has 8 hour shifts at all tomes

[fickle sentinel]

I fucks with driving

[sharp vale]

Times*

[trail citrus]

I fucking hate driving like

[sharp vale]

I drive a lot for my job too

[fickle sentinel]

autozone has drivers?

[trail citrus]

It's for a stupid reason but I do have a reason

I mean it's a legit reason

[sharp vale]

Yes, gotta deliver parts to shops and what not

[trail citrus]

But like

[sharp vale]

I'm always driving across town for different part shops and junk yards to source parts for projects

Junk yards are fun

[fickle sentinel]

driving is relaxing, obviously I wouldn't want to drive in traffic all the time

[sharp vale]

Can't wait to buy myself another project car now that I have access to all of these contacts and areas

My last project cars were all failures

Big L on those

To some? Probably?

I don't see how. I just like the accessibility and availability of parts

[fickle sentinel]

ive been driving the same car since I was 17

[sharp vale]

I can get a 5.3L vortec for about 500$

[fickle sentinel]

(which wasn't that long ago but still)

[sharp vale]

And I can just slap it into any car I want

Call it a day

[hollow marten]

[sharp vale]

I just want to work on my own cars y'know

My challenger is unfortunately far too expensive for me to work on

[fickle sentinel]

gas mileage of my car got me crying rn tho ;-;

[sharp vale]

Parts alone are worth nearly the majority of my paycheck

[sharp vale]

L bozo, can't be as bad as mine

[fickle sentinel]

it's not that bad but it's also german so it takes the boujee gas

[sharp vale]

For me, personally I think my endeavors are pointless

Like I really love buying cars and driving tuem

But I ultimately understand that it's a waste of money and cars don't have a legitimate value

So I rather not put unnecessary amounts of money in a hobby when I can just save that money and not spend it, and wait for an emergency or just use it as a down payment

For something more important like a business or house

[fickle sentinel]

cars too expensive for me, I like em but im not into buying them

[sharp vale]

Unfortunately I am the prime definition of all work and no play

[fickle sentinel]

although not like I could even if I wanted to

[sharp vale]

Does it actually take Boujee ass gas or that something you were told?

[trail citrus]

ya know what i want to buy a lot of when i get my own house like a fucking nerd

legos

[desert pilot]

based

[fickle sentinel]

from my experience it definitely runs better with 91 than it does with 87

[desert pilot]

legos are dope

[sharp vale]

Your owner's manual or a quick Google search will give you information on the compression ratio of your engine and tell you what gas you should be using

[trail citrus]

[desert pilot]

i have a few lego star wars sets on display in my room

[sharp vale]

Like my challenger's 5.7L is supposed to absolutely run 89, anything higher or lower is unnecessary

[fickle sentinel]

it's got "premium only" plastered all over it, they emphasized that quite well

[trail citrus]

ily

[sharp vale]

Then yeah, 90+ octane all the way

[desert pilot]

❤️

[fickle sentinel]

over $4 a gallon god help me ;-;

[trail citrus]

a couple years ago, i had a really bad habit of going on ebay and buying lego minifigure lots people were selling

[sharp vale]

Idc what people say, GAS MATTERS but only when the car NEEDS IT

[trail citrus]

so now i have a ton of random minifigures

[sharp vale]

My gas is like 4.50 a gallon

[desert pilot]

the only minifigure i want is the golden one

[sharp vale]

Caddi works as a Lazer tag clerk and thinks he can get his own house + legos

[trail citrus]

why the golden one

[desert pilot]

to flex

[sharp vale]

Jk caddi ik you're on your way to making big bucks

[trail citrus]

just wait till i get promoted

[sharp vale]

Yeah, to wage cuck lvl 2

[arctic mirage]

guys I just started residency and don't know if that will permit me enough time for a game like d2, what do you all think?

[trail citrus]

fuck

[arctic mirage]

is the grind better or worse than it used to be?

[sharp vale]

Play elden ring instead and kiss both games goodbye

[trail citrus]

d2 questions should prob go in #💬destiny-chat

[arctic mirage]

yeah I've been playing elden ring

[desert pilot]

this minifigure has seen better days

[fickle sentinel]

I definitely need to get a new job, pay suck so bad it's comical

[trail citrus]

tf did you do to that thing

[arctic mirage]

come be a doc or PA

[desert pilot]

nothing

its just really worn out

i've had it for like 6 years

[fickle sentinel]

you got me fucked up if you think I can/want to go through that training

im getting my bachelors and im out

[trail citrus]

id be sad if i had a big collection and they started wearing

[arctic mirage]

PA is only 2 more years after bachelor and you'll make $140k

[sharp vale]

Caddince what car do you drive

[desert pilot]

its been in my pocket for years lol

[trail citrus]

like the people that have those rooms just dedicated to a lego city

[trail citrus]

ford fusion lol

[fickle sentinel]

and PA school is also impossible to get into and something I don't have nearly enough pre reqs for

[sharp vale]

L no bitches

[trail citrus]

I'm aware

[arctic mirage]

not impossible at all. Anything that pays well will be somewhat challenging, otherwise everyone would do it and it wouldn't pay well lol

[fickle sentinel]

there are plenty of jobs that pay well that are easier to get into

PA pays above well, that's like really good pay

[arctic mirage]

do those then, this was just a suggestion basesd on my experiences

[desert pilot]

im studying to be a software developer

[fickle sentinel]

in all honesty if I had more drive when I was starting school I would have considered it

[sharp vale]

Rip potassium

[fickle sentinel]

but I simply do not care enough

[arctic mirage]

idk man people always told me I can get a tech degree and make great money. But I did it and saw that very few tech jobs actually pay really well, you have to be extremely good. So went back to school and now here I am

[desert pilot]

yeah

[fickle sentinel]

got that right

[sharp vale]

Bc people have very high amounts of misconceptions about jobs and the job market

[arctic mirage]

agreed, tech isn't a great option like people keep saying.

[fickle sentinel]

bunch of zoomers/millenials graduating in comp sci and fighting over the software jobs

gotta have a whole ass portfolio just for an entry level job

[desert pilot]

oh i pretty much already have a job secured after i graduate

im just built different

[sharp vale]

GUYS I FINALLY FOUND THE FUNNY GLOVES

[fickle sentinel]

im much more interested in on the job experience and feeling things out that way

[hard spindle]

LETS GO

[desert pilot]

idk how the market is over in the US but there is a need for employees in finland

in tech

[sharp vale]

Time to punch every boss to death

[fickle sentinel]

it's just like they said, oversaturated

at least in the entry level

[vestal ember]

any host of fingers

[fickle sentinel]

im just getting a business degree, not super special but provides some good opportunity

[hard spindle]

I kinda wanna go for a club only run ngl

[fickle sentinel]

worst case scenario middle management pays decent enough

[hard spindle]

But idk if I would have the time 😭

[sharp vale]

Already was doing it until I found the wolverine claws

[arctic mirage]

bad choice imo bro. Even more oversaturated than tech. I know many people with a business degrees who work at starbucks

id say that absolute worst degrees are like... gender studies, history, psychology, etc.

[fickle sentinel]

there's way more jobs for business, every place has accountants or managers or things like that

I also already work for the city government technically, so I have my in there

[arctic mirage]

but for accounting jobs you need an accounting degree, dont you?

[desert pilot]

im sure i'll find a job soon enough after graduating because we have to do 6 months of internships at tech companies at my school

[fickle sentinel]

if I wanted to go into that I could just do the extra classes for it, not a big deal, you already have to take basic accounting classes for all business degrees

[hard spindle]

They are kinda big

[fickle sentinel]

like im only 20, ill figure it out

well, hopefully

[grizzled pagoda]

😢

[desert pilot]

nice pfp

[grizzled pagoda]

😎

I am also straight up not a new raider

[desert pilot]

the ranks reset

when votd was released

[grizzled pagoda]

Bruh

[fickle sentinel]

yeah, gotta get 20 wipeless clears of vow now, good luck

[grizzled pagoda]

Vow sucks

[hushed hazel]

tech industry is oversaturated in the US, not so much in the UK tbh

[hard spindle]

Nerd

[sharp vale]

GUYS I FOUND THE FUNNY GUTS SWORD TOO LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

[fickle sentinel]

it strange, you wouldn't think it would be, but it definitely is

[hard spindle]

Commen sky L

[hard spindle]

Return to pat only route

[hushed hazel]

nah it isn’t, not nearly as badly as the US at least

[fickle sentinel]

im talking about the US

[hushed hazel]

oh

[sharp vale]

What's pat only route

[hushed hazel]

well ofc it would be in the US

[hard spindle]

I meant bat 💀

[desert pilot]

tech industry isn't saturated at all in finland

small population type beat

[fickle sentinel]

teach me Finnish potassium ill move there

[hushed hazel]

it’s not too bad in europe solely because of low populations in some countries and low interest in others

[hard spindle]

Bc u have a tiny population half of which are out in the middle of no where

[hushed hazel]

not many people in UK have an interest in computer science ngl

[desert pilot]

yeah i literally said that

[hard spindle]

Bc nerd subject

[hushed hazel]

exactly

[hard spindle]

I said it cooler

[desert pilot]

shut up

[grizzled pagoda]

No I did

[desert pilot]

rando

[hard spindle]

Commen potassium L

[grizzled pagoda]

And also a large amount of people in Helsinki speak english

And if you wanna go to Finland that's the place you wanna go

Unless you're going to start farming

[desert pilot]

who wants to live in helsinki tho

[grizzled pagoda]

Exactly

Foreigner moment

All my homies be literally anywhere else in Finland

[hard spindle]

What

Who asked though

Like unironically for once

[grizzled pagoda]

The US has a higher tax rate I believe

And private healthcare

Therefore your expenses are higher

[fickle sentinel]

the healthcare part varies heavily on how good your jobs insurance is

or if they have it at all

[desert pilot]

anywhere inside kehä 3 is not worth it

[grizzled pagoda]

Actually nvm the tax is much higher why is your tax so cheap

[grizzled pagoda]

Well let's say you're an average office worker

40k a year

[fickle sentinel]

that healthcare gotta come from somewhere

[sharp vale]

I am so ashamed I haven't found a single mimic in this game

Where are THE FUNNY DANCING CHESTS

[grizzled pagoda]

Getting sick happens on average once every two months in a safe and healthy household

[fickle sentinel]

pay isn't what determines it, its about what your employer offers

[grizzled pagoda]

And a serious injury will happen every 6 months

[fickle sentinel]

it's entirely up to them what kind of coverage they want to offer

[hard spindle]

How does that correlate to working out living costs and tax brackets though

[grizzled pagoda]

A serious injury, birth or filling/tooth removal will cost thousands

[sharp vale]

@hard spindle where are the funny dancing chests rando

[desert pilot]

i'd still rather live in finland than the US even if rent and taxes are higher here

[fickle sentinel]

I had a crown put on like 2 months ago, copay was like $200

[grizzled pagoda]

We are the happiest country on earth and yet have one of the highest suicide rates for depressed teens

[hard spindle]

I forgor. Just go smash the pots instead!!! They have loot

[grizzled pagoda]

We also are said to be the most racist country and yet the most inclusive

[hard spindle]

Jesus christ 200 for a crown?

[vestal ember]

frost

[fickle sentinel]

Something around that

[desert pilot]

the study that said we are the most racist only had like 8 other countries and none were slavic countries

[wind axle]

clip recorded 2 seconds 💀

didnt record jack shit 💀

[hard spindle]

At least you are not Sweden. Quite a Ww

[wind axle]

im fucking malding rn

[hard spindle]

What was the clip?

[desert pilot]

true rather be dead than live in sweden

[grizzled pagoda]

Finland

[fickle sentinel]

Fins don't like swedes eh?

[grizzled pagoda]

I currently am on deployment in Australia

[grizzled pagoda]

More like eastern norwegians

[hard spindle]

It is also quite an L

[fickle sentinel]

Idk we just kinda deal with everyone talking shit about us

I ain't even do nothin bro

[hard spindle]

Bc 90% of it true smh

[desert pilot]

hell no

[wind axle]

elden ring ||fire giant||

[hard spindle]

Can't argue w facts

[hard spindle]

Beat em?

[fickle sentinel]

Do I look like my names Joe Biden? Ain't my fault

[wind axle]

summon solo'd phase 2

[hard spindle]

Have u tried not being American? Thank me later

[grizzled pagoda]

A common insult in scandinavia is to call people swedish

[wind axle]

[wind axle]

shut up swede

[hard spindle]

Frost trippin

[fickle sentinel]

You paying for me to immigrate? I'll move Idc

[grizzled pagoda]

Call Norwegians west swedish, danish southern swedish, finland eastern swedish, and swedish people cu-

[hard spindle]

Have u tried being rich?

[fickle sentinel]

Help me out rando I'll dm you cashapp

[hard spindle]

Simply be rich

[fickle sentinel]

[grizzled pagoda]

🤓

yes and

[desert pilot]

music will not make up for what they did

[grizzled pagoda]

We think of sweden as the USA thinks of Britain

[fickle sentinel]

Oh boy

[sharp vale]

FOUND THE FUNNY WRIST KNIVES LET'S GOOO

[grizzled pagoda]

Mainly cause at one point or another Sweden has owned all of our countries lmfao

[wind axle]

Yo??

[desert pilot]

swedish colonization type beat

[hard spindle]

Wowowow buddy. Let's not give Sweden to much credit

[hollow marten]

Helo

[fickle sentinel]

England type beat

[desert pilot]

also oppression for hundreds of years

[hard spindle]

At least the US thinks highlish of UK bc of ww2

[desert pilot]

then russia did a bit too

[fickle sentinel]

UK were bros in WW2 you ain't lyin

[hard spindle]

Exactly at least uk and us had somet. What Sweden have apart from being commen L

[fickle sentinel]

I fucks with Ireland heavy

They definitely bros

[desert pilot]

my favourite part of history is when russia and sweden used finland to fight their stupid wars

[hard spindle]

My fav part is when the lost to em

Finland w

[desert pilot]

oh it was way worse

[hard spindle]

No Sweden was being Sweden moment

[grizzled pagoda]

From one shitty empire to another

[hard spindle]

Both took the L to finalnd though 😳

[grizzled pagoda]

Wdym

[hard spindle]

Sweden and Soviets both lost to Finland

[grizzled pagoda]

Not particularly

Finland won tactically but not strategically, and ended up virtually a puppet state of the USSR during the cold war

[hard spindle]

Still won. Quite the W

[fickle sentinel]

Y'all can come to Kansas, we ain't got much going on but we got corn 👍

[hard spindle]

Kansas Boring dull f tier. Florida crazy old ppl a tier

[fickle sentinel]

I was born in Florida foo I know how it is

[hard spindle]

WE FLORDIAN BROTHERS

[fickle sentinel]

Kinda

Like half corn fed

[desert pilot]

rather be a puppet state than an actual soviet country

[grizzled pagoda]

Amen

[modest cloak]

kuraaa

[fickle sentinel]

You know where I'm glad I don't live? Fucking Arkansas

I think I'm the only NA in the chat rn but still don't go to Arkansas

[grizzled pagoda]

True brothers be in Estonia

[desert pilot]

estonia is finland little brother

[fickle sentinel]

What about Montenegro, that place looks like it's got some neat scenery

[hard spindle]

True brothers know 🇵🇰 goated

[grizzled pagoda]

Yeah but it borders Bosnia, Albania AND Serbia

[hard spindle]

So many diverse biomes in one country

[fickle sentinel]

I take it that's a bad thing

[hard spindle]

Yes

[grizzled pagoda]

Yes

Jokes aside haven't heard much about montenegro

🤨

[hard spindle]

No Sweden allowed

[grizzled pagoda]

In Australia people think -10 C is cold

[fickle sentinel]

Bro I gotta go to the middle east at some point, that food is fire

[grizzled pagoda]

When Syria and Iran have calmed down a bit

Personally I'd recommend Dubai, although you do have to have a good bit of money

Israel is also accomodating for Americans

[hard spindle]

Fake go to Pakistan instead

[fickle sentinel]

Pakistan got fire food?

[sharp vale]

Fought radan for the first time and got clowned by his metoerite move

[teal temple]

rando is this you in real life

[hard spindle]

ONF THE MOST FIRE FOOD

[fickle sentinel]

I'm down then

[hard spindle]

I haven't got a beard and what does this even mean

I feel like this is an attack I just haven't figured out how

[grizzled pagoda]

Amongus in real life

[fickle sentinel]

I just gotta get to the eastern hemisphere in general, tons of fire food

[hard spindle]

Everywhere for fire food honestly

[fickle sentinel]

We got fire food here but most of it is just food from other places

[grizzled pagoda]

I could recommend Turkey, Croatia, Italy and Spain for fire food

In Europe at least

[fickle sentinel]

Like Mexican food? Fire. Chinese food? Fire. Italian food? Fire. Mediterranean food? Fire.

I could go on

[teal temple]

minecraft pig

[grizzled pagoda]

I've heard Puerto Rico got some fire food

[hard spindle]

GUYS GET IT RANDOM = FUNNY

[fickle sentinel]

Rando what's your favorite food

[queen osprey]

i laughed!

[fickle sentinel]

There is a right and a wrong answer

[hard spindle]

nawh but u guys got so many cultures allows some places to combine em rlly well. other places to combine em rlly poorly

[hard spindle]

beef

[fickle sentinel]

A safe pick I suppose

[grizzled pagoda]

All roads lead to America

[sharp vale]

Guys should I even kill radan rn

[grizzled pagoda]

Extra protein, eat him

[hard spindle]

no it is bc beef is my lifeblood

[fickle sentinel]

America pretty fire if you ignore the politics and healthcare

[hard spindle]

nawh americans are quite an L

[fickle sentinel]

Yeah but the food tho

[hard spindle]

99% of americans are like me but worse somehow

[wind axle]

Still an L

[grizzled pagoda]

I can speak with either an Aussie accent or a Finnish accent

[fickle sentinel]

Texan barbecue? Dog you haven't lived until you had that shit

[granite umbra]

american breakfast fr tho

[hard spindle]

nawh american breakfast is mid

[grizzled pagoda]

And speaking with a foreign accent always seems to get me further in conversations

[fickle sentinel]

Cajun food? Bruuuuh

[grizzled pagoda]

It's quite funny

[sharp vale]

NAWFSIDE

America is mid but at least we're not low like Europe

[fickle sentinel]

American breakfast is fire but I'd never actually eat it for breakfast

[grizzled pagoda]

[grizzled pagoda]

America's hella low

[hard spindle]

nawh american breakfast is just mid compared to other breakfasts

[grizzled pagoda]

Rather live in Sweden tbh

[hard spindle]

its not bad just mid

[sharp vale]

Sorry, I like muscle cars

[hard spindle]

back in yo cage yeetim

[fickle sentinel]

Bruh half of Europe eats beans for breakfast fym

[sharp vale]

Europe has no muscle cara

[sharp vale]

SHOW US THE BRITAIN BREAKFAST

[grizzled pagoda]

We have tanks on the roads

[hard spindle]

just bc we dont have beans w 300 preservatives and enough sugar to kill a small dog aint mean beans are bad

[grizzled pagoda]

Who needs muscle cars

[fickle sentinel]

Beans are fire but not for breakfast dog 💀

[sharp vale]

Me

[hard spindle]

nawh u never had homecooked beans b4

homecooked beans just taste so rustic and perfect for a good morning w some meat

[fickle sentinel]

Dog I consume alot of beans

[fickle sentinel]

I don't really eat breakfast like that tho tbh

[hard spindle]

why is half the stuff missing from the uk one

[fickle sentinel]

I don't have an appetite in the morning

[rough trail]

I haven’t eaten breakfast in about a decade

[grizzled pagoda]

You insult the English Breakfast and yet it still tastes better than the saturated bacon that you guys have

[hard spindle]

Americans trynna convince us there breakfast better by nerfing the uk

nawh that full english is literally missing half the shit that makes it a full english

[sharp vale]

Real

[grizzled pagoda]

Hiding the 5 litre barrel of fat juice

[sharp vale]

I'm Hispanic idk what you're talking about

[grizzled pagoda]

🤨

[fickle sentinel]

Bruh English breakfast "bacon" isn't even bacon, it's just ham

[hard spindle]

like wheres the tomato??? tea??? black pudding ?? only one sausage but 2 eggs?? where the toast ??

[rough trail]

if I were to eat breakfast it would just be a bacon egg and cheese sandwich

[grizzled pagoda]

Depends

[rough trail]

who tf eatin the Italian 7 course meal in the morning

[sharp vale]

Black pudding??

[fickle sentinel]

Who tf need to eat that much for breakfast tho

[grizzled pagoda]

Same

[hard spindle]

r u dumb

[sharp vale]

He's right tho

[fickle sentinel]

Bacon gotta be pork belly

[hard spindle]

unlike americans we realised we can just make portions smaller

[rough trail]

yeah you still got that whole fucking plate though

[hard spindle]

no he isnt they literally have bacon strips not whatever the fuck u thinkin

[fickle sentinel]

Ain't nobody in America eating that on a daily basis

[sharp vale]

Idk man still seems like a lot even in small portions

[rough trail]

that shit is way too much for breakfast

unless you only eat two meals a day

[hard spindle]

nawh u clearly havent seen dave down the pub

[grizzled pagoda]

Also that top image probably has more glazing than actual food

[hard spindle]

bro could eat a whole bar

[fickle sentinel]

Wtf is glazing

[hard spindle]

its not an everyday thing though wym

[sharp vale]

Europe calls America mid yet can't even afford a mid sized car in their own country

USED

[hard spindle]

yeetim when car 😱

[grizzled pagoda]

The shit they put on food in ads to make it look shiny and soft

[hard spindle]

guys U cant get the pp poo poo 5000 gigwap car in this country can we please nuke it?@

[fickle sentinel]

Probably because I'm pretty sure that's literally what that is

[sharp vale]

British when a small car with a 1.0 liter 3 cylinder engine costs 14k£ 😱

[fickle sentinel]

It looks like an IHOP ad

[wind axle]

America when Europeans wear masks in public and don't have guns

[rough trail]

wearing masks in public in 2022

[fickle sentinel]

Man y'all can get German cars without all the import fees we gotta pay you got it good 😔

[hard spindle]

americans when they get cancer and leave there family in crippling debt 😱

[rough trail]

I don’t do that unless I’m in like a retirement home

[grizzled pagoda]

Americans paying 500 billion dollars for their dental checkup

[golden mica]

up to ||fire giant|| and oh he is an angry boy @wind axle

[rough trail]

I’m aware of that

[hard spindle]

anyway america and uk bot mid af

🇵🇰 ontop zzz

[rough trail]

that’s the only time I ever really bother

[hard spindle]

solo em

[vestal ember]

go get rivers of blood

[grizzled pagoda]

Finland on top 😎

[fickle sentinel]

Smh dental copay ain't even that bad

[vestal ember]

before u fight that guy

[sharp vale]

Europeans paying 15k£ for this and calling it faster and better than any American car

[fickle sentinel]

God forbid you have diabetes here tho, that's just an L

[sharp vale]

REAL

[golden mica]

krypted... what do you think I used to kill melania in 3 attempts after climbing

[grizzled pagoda]

"American car"

Name a good american car brand

[hard spindle]

americans when they have a high crime rate per capita

[sharp vale]

Dodge.

[vestal ember]

3 attempts with rivers

[grizzled pagoda]

Never heard of it

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/Ulhy98v.png

[grizzled pagoda]

Sounds dogshit

[vestal ember]

broken weapon confirmed

[sharp vale]

Ford owns like half of the cars Europeans drive THO

[fickle sentinel]

Look yeetim I'm with you here but dodge is dogshit

[sharp vale]

Real but still more reliable than Renault

[fickle sentinel]

Of all the things Americans got on lock, cars are not it

[hard spindle]

omg u dont say

[wind axle]

Simply first try him

Tiche can solo phase 2 btw

Very easily

[hard spindle]

dna when he nukes bosses w funny sword 😱

[grizzled pagoda]

Ferrari, Lamborghini, Aston Martin and Volkswagen are all not American

[fickle sentinel]

Honestly Japan takes the W on cars

[vestal ember]

i do not use swords anymore

[fickle sentinel]

For the average person at least

[sharp vale]

Wrong, literally American companies and Japanese country control half each of the world's car market

[wind axle]

@vestal ember where's okina invade

[vestal ember]

church of repose

[wind axle]

You wanted to tag along right?

[vestal ember]

yes

[wind axle]

Foot of da forge grace

[hard spindle]

what now?

[sharp vale]

Ferrari is unreliable long-term, so is Lamborghini, Aston Martin is TRASH, vokswa is also trash and unreliable. What are you ON

[hard spindle]

fake 🇵🇰 car

[vestal ember]

omw !!

[wind axle]

Okay !!

[grizzled pagoda]

If you want to talk economics like that then we can talk about how a majority of Ford's cars are constructed outside of the US

[sharp vale]

Even a DODGE can outlast any brand of car on that list

[grizzled pagoda]

So therefore they aren't even American cars

[fickle sentinel]

Tf y'all even drive in Pakistan

[sharp vale]

Just like every car company in the planet

[grizzled pagoda]

Ford is one of the least popular car brands I know

[hard spindle]

I think the top selling car was like a Suzuki Alto

[sharp vale]

Majority of cars are constructed in Mexican plants and Canadian plants

[fickle sentinel]

Suzuki oh hell nah

[sharp vale]

Still American

[golden mica]

doing it with mate 😩 he's a worse tiche

[hard spindle]

LMAO what am sayin man

[grizzled pagoda]

Damn guess I'm American

[vestal ember]

@wind axle sign down

[golden mica]

oh I can't even use tiche, I need to up my mind

[hard spindle]

pakistani mainly use mopeds or motorcycles ngl

[sharp vale]

Yeah which is why aston martin belonged to them for a long term investment

[fickle sentinel]

I need me a Toyota Tacoma, goated truck

[sharp vale]

Merican cars my beloved

Nothin tops merican muscle

Big screaming v8s to make emissions end the world faster

[grizzled pagoda]

Chicago moment

[wind axle]

where

[fickle sentinel]

Chicago is a shit hole

[wind axle]

i can cum

[sharp vale]

Chi-Raq

[wind axle]

*come

[vestal ember]

wait..

[fickle sentinel]

You also won't hear many V8's in Chicago, more gunshots

[vestal ember]

who tf is this guy

[sharp vale]

Chicago

[grizzled pagoda]

You know why it's a shithole?

[wind axle]

lf sign???

[grizzled pagoda]

Cause German cars put the industrial plants there out of business

[sharp vale]

Also bc majority of Chicago is broke and can't afford v8s

[vestal ember]

SOME RANDOM GUY SUMMONED ME WITH THE SAME PASSWORD

[vestal ember]

sign down again

[sharp vale]

No it's because of democratic influence lol

[wind axle]

yeah no shit the password is capital P 🗿

[vestal ember]

its a very creative one

[wind axle]

am i stupid i cant see this sign

[vestal ember]

so far we've all been able to summon each other :0

[grizzled pagoda]

Nope

[fickle sentinel]

Chicago is a shit hole bc of the government doing as the government does and ruining inner cities

[vestal ember]

did u kill ||fire giant||

[wind axle]

???

[fickle sentinel]

That's a whole nother rabbit hole tho

[wind axle]

sign where??

[sharp vale]

Literally Detroit, Chicago, and California all have one thing In common: Democrat liberals pushing weird agendas and running the states badly

[severe musk]

yeetim what are ur thoughts on the gas prices

[wind axle]

god dammit

[vestal ember]

ok thats it change password to PP

[fickle sentinel]

Ok that is not what I meant

[grizzled pagoda]

"Liberals, conservatives, far left, far right"

[sharp vale]

I walk to work and only drive my car for necessities or enjoyment now, so they don't mean much to me

[severe musk]

left wing right wing chicken wing

[grizzled pagoda]

Bitch i'm far ting

[fickle sentinel]

Frrrrr

[severe musk]

real ass shit

[grizzled pagoda]

Thank the lord

[vestal ember]

@wind axle sign is down again

[sharp vale]

Otherwise If I were driving my car daily I'd be spending like 80$ on gas every week

[wind axle]

i literalyl dont se it

[severe musk]

thats light money for a young OG

[wind axle]

is it because i killed funny giant

[vestal ember]

yes......

[sharp vale]

Tbh drug dealing ain't hard

[vestal ember]

you cant get invaded if you kill it bruh

[sharp vale]

Yeetim moment

[wind axle]

dasgfdhggjhfrtaw

[vestal ember]

i told u this you 🦍

[wind axle]

WHEREN

[vestal ember]

nowhere

[sharp vale]

Mfs failing in elden ring

[vestal ember]

i just thought u knew

[wind axle]

rip 2nd rob then

[severe musk]

When i was younger id come to drug deals with my friends as added intimidation factor (true story)

[vestal ember]

monkey moment

[severe musk]

??? what

[vestal ember]

our only hope is michael now

who already has the rob nvm

[wind axle]

yeah okay we get it you went to a pharmacy with your friends

[severe musk]

LOL

[sharp vale]

LOL

LOL

[severe musk]

negotiate prices

im getting this penicillin for cheap!

[sharp vale]

They can offer you that senior discount on the low low y'know

[vestal ember]

this guy is cool he sold mind altering inhibitors !!

[void slate]

Guys

[wind axle]

Syug

[void slate]

Gondor is negotiating peace with Mordor.

[severe musk]

That's huge news

[vestal ember]

I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of section 8. Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section to run our illegitimate business.

We possess unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind altering inhibitors and only use cash for financial purchases.

[severe musk]

omg kendrick lamar ! ?

[vestal ember]

If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.

[void slate]

Wat

[wind axle]

I am regular

[void slate]

Regular snowman

[wind axle]

why is this lake here

its just a cliff

[vestal ember]

pepela

he lacks critical information.,

[wind axle]

????

[hushed hazel]

he lacks the geological survey

[void slate]

Someone peed a lot and created a lake

:(

[severe musk]

yea sorry about that

[sharp vale]

AND YOU KNOW I TOOK HER SOUL

I ALWAYS TAKE HER SOUL, YEAH

[void slate]

I took her sole

[sharp vale]

LOVE SCARS WOE

[void slate]

Love scars hoe

[sharp vale]

BABY LOVE SCARS, WOE

BABY HURT TO THE BONE, YEAH HURT TO THE BONE

Anyways

Gn chatbox

[void slate]

Goodnight person in my smartphone

[sharp vale]

HUNDRED BANDS ON THE COUPE
HUNDRED BANDS ON THE COUPE

[sharp vale]

Ily frost

[vestal ember]

gn 🙂

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/granturismo2-playstation-racing-tommykaira-gif-23828325

[vestal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/kawasaki-z300-duke-790-motorcycle-gif-19328837

[void slate]

I see death

[sharp vale]

https://youtu.be/YMDK_pY3u9U

[vestal ember]

gran turismo ?

[void slate]

Racing game

[vestal ember]

you ever seen isle of man?

[golden mica]

@vestal ember how do I single equip my katana to seppuku

[vestal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/motorcycles-race-bikers-omw-lets-go-gif-9035583

[sharp vale]

YOU USED TO SAY YOU IN LOVE
I USED TO SAY THAT SHIT BACK

[vestal ember]

depends what slot you have it on

if its in left slot E + left click i think

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/subaru-impreza-wrx-sti-rally-gif-21439312

[sharp vale]

Ratio

[golden mica]

other way around but thank you got it

[vestal ember]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgRkhu-sMH0

never really enjoyed watching motorcycle racing

but love formula 1 🙂

[void slate]

Same

[vestal ember]

ferrari looking really good this year

[void slate]

@vestal ember who do your root for this season

[vestal ember]

ferrari

[sharp vale]

Illicit street racing?

(We weren't really street racing, I just didn't want a v6 to pass me)

[void slate]

They are impressive now but mercedes might turn things around in a few races

Although signs aren't good for them

[vestal ember]

idk

it looks like redbull is defending against ferrari

not mercedes

thats how i predict the year

[sharp vale]

Mercedes too rich they win almost every single time

[vestal ember]

they changed that

the grid is a lot closer now

theres actual racing

[sharp vale]

I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT YO FAACE

THINKING BOUT YO FACE

[vestal ember]

leclerc and verstappen had an amazing fight for the first race of the season

[vestal ember]

straight line racing is for babies

[sharp vale]

It wasn't even a real RACE

But true

[wind axle]

okay no lie this place do kinda look pretty dope

[cold nebula]

Awwww

[sharp vale]

NOT MY GIRL MAX

NOO

I fucking loved that game honestly

made me get into (and ultimately fail) guitar

DIGGING LIKE YOU CAN BURRY,
SOMETHING THAT CANNOT DIE

[wind axle]

cringe game

[void slate]

@sharp vale Did you play the remastet

[sharp vale]

No, and I don't intend to

I don't intend to playing anything else related to the game

[void slate]

I played the sequels

[sharp vale]

We should've gotten a prologue and be done with it

[sharp vale]

You're cringe + music taste bad + you're sad + no maidens + loser + ratio + don't care + cry about it

[void slate]

Same

[wind axle]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-about-it-cry-about-it-meme-gif-23619055

[sharp vale]

Sorry frost

[void slate]

I found a picture of Potassium and his dad

@desert pilot

[sharp vale]

Peter

[void slate]

Yes? @sharp vale

[sharp vale]

Should I get an IROC-Z or a 2002 mustang GT

[void slate]

I don't know those cars

[sharp vale]

Search them up

That's also why you're the perfect person to ask this question

[void slate]

So i should just judge the looks?

Iroc has a more retro vibe @sharp vale

[sharp vale]

Yes

I already have my pros and cons of both stats of the cars

[void slate]

2002 ford looks bland

[sharp vale]

And decided I would be engine swapping them both either way

[void slate]

I mean this also looks nice

What do you think @desert pilot

[fickle sentinel]

I cannot stand that generation of American cars

[sharp vale]

Different eras of cars

[fickle sentinel]

"let's make the most boring car possible and shove a bigass V8 in it"

[sharp vale]

You mean. A small v8 right?

Anything below a 6L v8 is really small

[fickle sentinel]

I'm just talking shit idfk

[void slate]

Small ass v8

[desert pilot]

i like it

[void slate]

Which one is better though

[sharp vale]

I will be getting one of these in purple

[sharp vale]

These rn are overpriced for what they are

[fickle sentinel]

I'd take the Camaro between the 2

[desert pilot]

the car

[void slate]

You'll become a purple guy

[sharp vale]

But I like both, I however have never driven an iroc Camaro

[void slate]

The blue?

[sharp vale]

I've driven the mustang though, very nice ride

[void slate]

@sharp vale Lemme do something real quick

[granite umbra]

i will take a prius for 80

[fickle sentinel]

My neighbor just got a C8 Corvette, speaking of American cars

Quite and interesting car that is

[sharp vale]

Boring + cope

[desert pilot]

yes

[void slate]

@ffs.gama#5057

@sharp vale

[sharp vale]

It would be darker than that

[fickle sentinel]

Purple SS tier color

Fuckin love purple

[sharp vale]

My coworker owns one and I might buy it off him

[void slate]

Purple is color of homosexuality

[sharp vale]

He says it has a 5.7L 350 block in it

Might as well 😩

3000$

Could Always flip it for more considering what it is

[fickle sentinel]

perhaps there's something I don't know about myself

[void slate]

Lol it colored the road purple

[sharp vale]

Just search up purple mustang, some of em came from factory with a nice purple

[fickle sentinel]

Why does it have cobra wheels and a regular front badge?

[sharp vale]

Mystichrome however 😩

[sharp vale]

Probably bc it's just a GT with a 4.6L

And cobra wheels are just generic five spoke wheels

Which every gt had

[fickle sentinel]

So he threw cobra emblems on the wheels just cuz?

[sharp vale]

Generic five spoke wheels as I mentioned

[sharp vale]

I didn't see that now that you mention it

Basically yeah

Bc the hood has 4.6L badges

[void slate]

These are Starfish Patrick wheels @sharp vale

[sharp vale]

Five spoke wheels

[fickle sentinel]

Now that's a nice purple

[sharp vale]

Like the ones my challenger used to have

[void slate]

@sharp vale

[fickle sentinel]

[cold nebula]

When you are with your winter tires and wheels

And the summer one are n the garage and you can[t even remember the brand

[turbid igloo]

any of you guys play ALl the mods 6?

[cold nebula]

play what?

[rough drum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyUTYwZe_l4

[tough lodge]

Banger

[vestal ember]

yoasobi enjoyers

[hard spindle]

Who

Also new chat mod???

Quite Hype

[somber anvil]

@rough drum took you long enough

[wind axle]

Yoasobi gaming

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/HdFZfWH.jpeg
this set is such a letdown, it could have looked so good if they didn't give it a pincone head

[vestal ember]

my biggest gripe with that set

[wind axle]

@golden mica

[vestal ember]

all the good looking armour in the game have capes

[wind axle]

should i do farum azula today

im feeling kinda burnt out rn but i want to video game

also farum azula sucks

[vestal ember]

you should kill malenia for me

[wind axle]

i would kill myself

[golden mica]

farum azula does suck, I did not have fun in this place

just boss to go

[wind axle]

did you get blasphemous claw

or whatever its called

from the npc invader

[vestal ember]

i am stuck on a boss 😦

[hushed hazel]

on your 7th NG?

[golden mica]

how? you're like lvl 90439

[vestal ember]

ng9 malenia

[wind axle]

how the fuck are you at ng9

[vestal ember]

ape boss

[golden mica]

how/when do I use it

[hushed hazel]

wow

[wind axle]

put it in your flask belt, use it when boss does a yellowish attack on you, similar to a parry

stuns boss

[golden mica]

oh god, I have to time it? 😩

[wind axle]

itll be pretty easy to see what you can parry cause most of his attacks are black/red

and yes its a parry

i found it easiest to use in funny flask belt cause i can just press funny heal button to use it

idk pc keybindings tho so others might be easier for you

[golden mica]

this is how, he plays like this

[vestal ember]

YO

[hushed hazel]

real

[vestal ember]

anything for more runes

[hushed hazel]

the grind never stops

[hard spindle]

Thought u were going to sleep 😳

[vestal ember]

sigma grindset

[golden mica]

blind attempt went well..

[hushed hazel]

ratio’d by maliketh

[hard spindle]

LMAO

[vestal ember]

stream

[hard spindle]

Rip michael

[hushed hazel]

stream

[golden mica]

do I have to

[vestal ember]

yes

[hushed hazel]

yes

[golden mica]

[hard spindle]

I'm not home to see wtf 😭 😭

[vestal ember]

so i can finally fall asleep in bed

[wind axle]

the fuck thats actually foul

[hard spindle]

This is unfair I wanted to see Michael strean

[wind axle]

tfw your mate literally left as you died

jesus christ man

[golden mica]

that was it?

[vestal ember]

yeah rob

[wind axle]

god dammit you legit just killed one of the best bosses in a minute

[golden mica]

phase 2?

[wind axle]

that was phase 2 you skipped it

[vestal ember]

that was his phase 2

[golden mica]

lf phase 2?

[wind axle]

bleed stupid

[golden mica]

what...

[vestal ember]

you noob his whole move set changed

[wind axle]

coolest bosses i mean

[golden mica]

ctrl ctrl ctrl ctrl ctrl

[wind axle]

hate how shitty it looks when you wear it though

it looks goofy altogether imo

[vestal ember]

it makes your guy look so skinny lol

[wind axle]

too skinny yeah

[golden mica]

JESUS

[hard spindle]

JESUS

[wind axle]

my dick at 4am

[hard spindle]

💀 Jail

[vestal ember]

michael did you ||burn tree||

[round patrol]

why does a normal enemy have a 2nd phase

[wind axle]

hoarah loux easy mode

[vestal ember]

did you pick up bolt of gransax

[wind axle]

he did

[golden mica]

Is there any bosses that get locked out from if I beat game?

[vestal ember]

huge

[wind axle]

i reminded him to the other day

nah you just miss gransax

[void slate]

@hard spindle Good afternoon, Macdonaldo

[golden mica]

jesus what a shot

[hard spindle]

Hello peter

[vestal ember]

michael what ending are you going for

[wind axle]

shit looks like the end of ds3 fr

go for mommy ranni ending

[vestal ember]

you should go for the good ending and get two weapons

[wind axle]

go for mommy ranni ending

go for mommy ranni ending

[hard spindle]

Bad ending tbh

[wind axle]

go for mommy ranni ending

LETS GOGOGOOO

[hard spindle]

She didn't wanna live don't do it

[vestal ember]

ranni is objectively the best

[wind axle]

lLETS FOS0 O OGOOOO

[void slate]

What a snot

[hard spindle]

Let her perish 😭

[wind axle]

its at moonlight altar

top right area of moonlight altar

[void slate]

Perish parish in Paris

[wind axle]

the area you unlock after astel

[void slate]

Who will unlock my heart

[hard spindle]

Me 😳

[wind axle]

yeah

theres an extra optional step

yes

worst dragon

so dead

yeah its the funny ice sword spell

okay i might do rob build

that is so fucking stupid

yeah

yeah okay father loadout

yeah just two hand rob instead of two katanas

level up please god

70 ARCANE JESUS

it increases by like 1 damage every level

its so fucking shit lmao

[void slate]

Fun fact - realistic Spiderman would have to shoot web from his butt. @hard spindle

[vestal ember]

arcane soft cap is 50

[hard spindle]

V cool peter

[wind axle]

michael i will poop in your bed

[hard spindle]

Jail

[void slate]

Poop spider web?

[wind axle]

CAUSE ITS A KATANA YOU FUCKING RETAR

[hard spindle]

Retar

[hard spindle]

Retar 💀

Retar

[void slate]

Retar

[wind axle]

ahHAHHAHAHA

LETS OGOOOO

MOMMY RANNI WOOOO

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/omega-flowey-laugh-lol-laughing-gif-17676139

[wind axle]

yes

[void slate]

I like your laugh