💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[exotic leaf]

mr white is that you

[earnest tendon]

Have an El Gato?

[signal seal]

who knows a good movie

[somber anvil]

Style?

[signal seal]

the bollywood film?

i can't do bollywood

wait why are there 3 bollywood movies called "style" 😄

[somber anvil]

What.

I meant what genre/styleyou want

[signal seal]

oh you asked me what style

not comedy, not superhero, not jason statham, not horror

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-gif-14891451

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-happy-gif-14891457

[somber anvil]

@signal seal the big short

[signal seal]

seen it

[signal seal]

never going to top the undertaker throwing mankind 20 feet through the top of hell in a cell

wrestling is over

[cold nebula]

Nothing is going to top it

https://tenor.com/view/bang-mick-foley-cactus-jack-shoot-gif-9518227

[signal seal]

when i saw Vince McMahon took a ton of steroids it's really sad

dude was a decent actor and then he just tossed like 15 years of his life away

[somber anvil]

Sorry to bother you (movie name)

[cold nebula]

I still think Vince is clinically insane

[somber anvil]

@cold nebula i think you are clinically cute

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/vtuber-anime-anime-blush-smile-anime-blush-blush-gif-23281752

[signal seal]

steroids will do that to you

[cold nebula]

@somber anvil Dark Moon

[cold nebula]

No, even before that, with the whole thing people kissing his ass on stage at live shows

[signal seal]

idk i never watched it much

[cold nebula]

Also he looks like a vampire in 2022

[signal seal]

i liked the acrobatic stuff like Ray Mysterio

[somber anvil]

Bright

[cold nebula]

How was your day Luna.

I finally wo on the war in hone

Home

[hot rose]

am i allowed to @ people

[barren dagger]

mhm

[hot rose]

@brazen rivet

[brazen rivet]

Hi (love you)

[hot rose]

oh but gifs aren't allowed

gotcha

[void slate]

@hot rose #donate

[hot rose]

ohhhhhhh

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-eggcat-gif-25127046

[void slate]

What is the current level of your skill issues?

[barren dagger]

honestly no clue what you mean but I will go with level 7

[void slate]

what is the level cap

[barren dagger]

10

[void slate]

that's a lot of skill issues, hope you get good

[barren dagger]

I will try my best 🙏

[signal seal]

HBO max has added like 3 dogshit movies in the last month

[void slate]

they are really maxing out on those dogshit movies aren't they

[signal seal]

i don't even pay for it and i want to unsubscribe

[vestal ember]

gg death's poker getting nerfed next

[lament egret]

Wave of gold is a cool skill

[quaint orchid]

you can oneshot the final boss with 1 simple trick

just use that trick and youll be fine lmao

[ebon rapids]

where do I post for help with Arena maps?

[signal seal]

i just hope they butcher bleed so hard

i will sit on my throne of tears and salt

[strange finch]

bleed was good in early ds3 aswell i think

hopefully they nerf it as much this time around

[cold nebula]

Time to prepare my pagan love ritual

White and Green candle

[void slate]

wat

[cold nebula]

Bulgarian things

20 march there is a ritual you can do at home

for money wealth etc

[void slate]

i see

[signal seal]

Wait are you Bulgarian moon?

people i met in Bulgaria are suddenly texting me on whatsapp and idk wtf they want

[cold nebula]

Yes Bing

I don't know why they do that, I don't use whatsapp, maybe they are bored

[void slate]

just how tight is Bulgaria

[sharp stratus]

🤨

[cold nebula]

Tight enough Peter https://thebulgariantimes.com/wp-content/uploads/Лазаровден.jpg

[void slate]

reminds me of a folklore costume we have here

[trail citrus]

[sharp stratus]

lmfao

[void slate]

@cold nebula

[signal seal]

Bulgaria is very beautiful

and the cities have trees that keep them cool, i really liked that

[cold nebula]

Yes, that's cause we are both Slavic Countries @void slate

[cold nebula]

I am happy that you liked it here. It is true that our cities are one of the most green cities in Europe

[signal seal]

it was incredible being able to be in the shade everywhere, with a cool breeze, on a 35* day

[sharp stratus]

what do you do that allows you to travel so much?

[void slate]

i've never been in a southern slavic country tbf

[cold nebula]

Winter kind of sucks, but summer is petty nice

[signal seal]

i travel at any possible opportunity. also Asia/Eastern Europe is cheap, compared to say Austria or UK

[cold nebula]

Oh well Peter, South Slavs are.... welll... build different 🤣

[void slate]

more suntan probably

[signal seal]

even Costa Rica is worlds more expensive than Cambodia or Philippines

[void slate]

is North Korea cheap

[signal seal]

winter sucks everywhere 😄

North Korea would be cool but they have a history of holding traveleres

[sharp stratus]

visit nk last

[cold nebula]

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/26/5a/ab/265aab7636081f8638243464eca834cb.jpg

[signal seal]

I'm not sure if it's cheap, i doube it the visa's are probably really time consuming and travel insurance

[cold nebula]

Honestly, I thought of visiting north Korea Bing, but I don't have the balls going there

[sharp stratus]

do they just let people in?

[signal seal]

a Bulgarian is safer than an American

[cold nebula]

One thing I am sure they will show us only things they want us to see

[signal seal]

yes of course

you'll be monitored the whole time

but it's a once in a lifetime experience

[cold nebula]

Yes Clever, they do and they accommodate you really good and show you the faked country side you are supposed to see

[signal seal]

In Cambodia they have blackouts and only the hotels and hospitals keep power

[cold nebula]

If you try to leave the group or take photos of something they don't allow you are well in danger

[signal seal]

HOTELS not schools

[sharp stratus]

i always thought you had to be part of like a media team or something to get across. i didnt realize anyone could

[void slate]

funny how accurate this is

[cold nebula]

Ye, Serbians hate us a lot

[sharp stratus]

but yeah i wouldnt ever go, too depressing

[signal seal]

not anyone they do groups i believe. organized in advance and approved

[cold nebula]

I mean not all, we have historical beef with them

[sharp stratus]

gotcha, that makes sense

[void slate]

@cold nebula

[cold nebula]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbuZlTBpC7I

[signal seal]

You will need [the travel agency] to organize your trip and get your visa approved since you cannot visit the country independently.

[sharp stratus]

i would die in there

[void slate]

North Korea is a very caring country

[signal seal]

$500-$2500 for a preplanned trip

[void slate]

They will track your every single move

[signal seal]

people are all human no matter where they live, they would treat you well unless you got unlucky

[void slate]

Like literally you'd have secret service assigned to spy on you the moment you land there

[cold nebula]

There are movies in youtube that I can't find anymore, Secret tourist footage showing roads and countryside

[signal seal]

that's part of the fun

it's like another world

[sharp stratus]

you get to be the main character for once lmao

[void slate]

I heard in hotels there's secret floors with all the spying equipment

do you know of the beer man who died because he stole a poster

[signal seal]

yes i would be on my best behavior

[sharp stratus]

yes, thats what i know would kill me

[void slate]

Warmbeer

[sharp stratus]

id take the poster

[signal seal]

i'd ask if i could have the poster

[sharp stratus]

if its an awesome poster its going in my bag no matter what

[void slate]

what if north korea will die out eventually because no one will want to have children

[sharp stratus]

whats one place everyone should visit @signal seal

[void slate]

bing's basement

[sharp stratus]

i feel like thats going to happen to every country here soon

[cold nebula]

That's unlikely. The more poor one country is the more kids are born

[void slate]

ain't that ironic

[sharp stratus]

but if the goal is to be better, and everyone wants to be better, that will eventually become a problem

better in this case is more educated i mean

[void slate]

this is what happened in medieval times too

[cold nebula]

Well, lack of access to health, poor life condition and poverty leads to high death rate in children. That's why they birth more so some can have chance of survival

[void slate]

you had some fields that were divided between children, then children had children etc etc so each generation owned less and less land

[cold nebula]

I'm sure North Korea will put some for form of law - if you dont do children for the nation you go to camp

[void slate]

Dear Leader will come to impregnate you personally

[sharp stratus]

im astounded they dont already have something like that. like a social credit system for having kids

[signal seal]

Salzburg Austria is one of my favorites

[sharp stratus]

wow thats pretty

[void slate]

I only heard of the opposite case, where women are made infertile because they are of undesired ethnicity

[cold nebula]

It will ruin the good taste of the chat if I tell you what kind of laws they have there. There is an excrements tax students have to pay each day

Because they can't afford to build or buy fertilizers

[void slate]

btw didn't north korea introduce a law to take dna samples of all citizens

[cold nebula]

They force students to give their own fecies.

And given how bad is there with food shortages and etc...

North Korea is the most inhuman regime

[sharp stratus]

cant believe there are still such backward thinking places

our ancestors were wrong, access to information didnt fix anything lmao

[void slate]

it's a self-serving system. people know it's shit but they are driven by their goal to survive by not standing out and by being obedient

[cold nebula]

Some say Iran is almost as bad, but I have met Iranian Dеstiny 2 players so I guess it is not that bad

[void slate]

Iran has an eternal conflict with entire arab world because of religion

[cold nebula]

Aye, it is still bit more humane than NK

[mild crystal]

h

[sharp stratus]

h moment

[void slate]

North Korea is a zombie state only kept alive so Korea doesn't get united. Iran is pretty much independent.

[cold nebula]

I have to see Poland

[void slate]

Have you seen my home town

[cold nebula]

No, what town are you at

My cousins are polish

[void slate]

I live in northern poland

[signal seal]

at the top of the Pole

Flagsville

[cold nebula]

Thats a broad region I think

https://tenor.com/view/nick-crompton-england-is-my-city-gif-9202311

[void slate]

This is close to where I live

One time I had a nightmare one of those cones was a space ship shooting lasers at me

[cold nebula]

Lovely post soviet facility

[thin kelp]

indeed

[void slate]

we have a monument for fallen railway workers in ww2

@cold nebula

[cold nebula]

This is lovely, no monuments around me

I live there

[void slate]

you live on a tree?

that's very eco friendly

[cold nebula]

Behind the tree

When I go to my balcony I see green

[void slate]

@cold nebula This is my place https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuchola_Forest

[cold nebula]

You live near that

Neat

[void slate]

no I live in that

[cold nebula]

You live inside the forest?

you have house there

[void slate]

yes, in a city

we also have those stone circles quite close

[cold nebula]

Seems like a RITUAL place

[void slate]

those are Goth burial sites

if you like spiritual shit you can go and touch the stones (you shouldn't, it's forbidden)

[onyx schooner]

touch

[void slate]

they say that those rocks contain moss from all climates on earth but maybe I'm wrong

i've been very young when I went on a tour there

They say it was used as an observatory but that's disputed

[signal iris]

[lucid sigil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/598898731873599489.webp?size=48&quality=lossless

[cold nebula]

I am not a law breaker

[lucid sigil]

this guy wont use a moev

[somber anvil]

@lucid sigil

[lucid sigil]

[hardy mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-twitter-mya-birdy-moots-gif-21657260

[thin kelp]

guys genji looks fun to play. should i get into overwatch

[vestal ember]

dead game

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cooper-cat-hello-gif-23507980

[severe musk]

ello den

[golden mica]

@mental oyster popular music creator lost copyright claim for his own song, even after review
https://twitter.com/ThisIsTheFatRat/status/1072933046939193344

TheFatRat (@ThisIsTheFatRat)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME @YouTube ?!?! THIS IS MY FUCKING SONG!!! @TeamYouTube @youtubemusic @YTCreators

Likes

17670

Retweets

5124

Twitter · Dec 12, 2018, 7:15 PM

[mental oyster]

Wow so YouTube just bascually fucked then in the ass and didn’t even try to help them. There are really no words to say how frustrating this can be on someone

They just fuck tou over and aren’t willing to re do how copy striked are handled. Or holy shit how or WHY is music so bad right now with YouTube?? They use to be so chill and laid back years ago.

[sharp stratus]

$$$

[mental oyster]

I think mr krabs would like in on that

[sharp stratus]

they couldnt care less because there isnt a suitable alternative

[thin kelp]

this related to the bungie thing?

[signal seal]

rate my new character

[sharp vale]

Not money, laziness. It shut goes to show that no one cared enough to actually review

[sharp vale]

10/10

Nvm not wretch

0/10

[golden mica]

Is that just Gladd

[strange finch]

maliketh got hands im not gonna lie

[signal seal]

wretch has a worse distribution of points

[sharp vale]

And

[signal seal]

i did the math on everything Vagabond has the fewest wasted points

[signal seal]

it's Alpha Jesus

[sharp vale]

Vagabond actually best class tbh

Ever other "class" is just fanservice bait

[signal seal]

i suck

[golden mica]

https://twitter.com/Gladd/status/1505384824072294400?cxt=HHwWgMC-kbHhmeQpAAAA
oh my god this is great

Gladd (@Gladd)

This is what's called a VIDEO GAME MOMENT.
"Hey Boss, meet my new toy." #ELDENRING

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181

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Twitter · Mar 20, 2022, 3:24 AM

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[golden mica]

oh my god why is gladd live for 22 hours

22h of straight elden ring

[sharp vale]

You're telling me you wouldn't?

[golden mica]

Yeah look fair if I could get paid to play video games and just talk to myself, I'd probably do a few long sessions as well

[sharp stratus]

i mean you could

[sharp vale]

Valid

[signal iris]

[hardy mesa]

.help

[hazy nebula]

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[vestal ember]

[golden mica]

Hey kryptyyyy, do you have varre's white mask by any chance

[vestal ember]

probably but u know what else i have

an essay due soon pepela

[golden mica]

that's fine, I'm at work for another ~6-7h, you should get off discord

[vestal ember]

real

[novel quartz]

@glossy vault

[glossy vault]

❤️

[novel quartz]

😁

[onyx schooner]

godrick can suck a pp

[signal iris]

want help?

[onyx schooner]

ye ig

i got him down to like a third then funny input gaming

[signal iris]

set ur password as bob

[onyx schooner]

ye i only see the wind lady's thing rn

i used a finger-thing

[signal iris]

bc i just launched the game

[onyx schooner]

GO FASTER REEEEEe

[signal iris]

no u

[vestal ember]

um excuse me

i didnt know summon signs were a thing in elden ring thats a spoiler

[onyx schooner]

bope

[golden mica]

um excuse me

you're supposed to be doing your essay

[vestal ember]

essay is complete

[onyx schooner]

lmao

claire just kicked some guy's face in, very neat

[barren dagger]

so mean

[signal iris]

bleed goes brrr

[golden mica]

my mate just found out melly is an optional boss
@wind axle

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-what-que-recalculando-loading-gif-19097337

[lament egret]

real

[onyx schooner]

semp

[golden mica]

wat

[onyx schooner]

do you get bonus rewards (either dialogue or her at the roundtable) for having the npc you can summon at godrick survive the fight?

[golden mica]

There's an npc you could summon at godrick fight?

I didn't even know, so no idea

[onyx schooner]

she's kinda out of the way

[surreal sonnet]

🙀

[onyx schooner]

she was praying for a knight and she's like "summon me at fight so we can kill him together for my quest"

[golden mica]

huh go figure, nene better explorer than semp confirmed

[signal iris]

i found her too

[golden mica]

dripped out asf

[onyx schooner]

12 hours of my elden ring gameplay is exploring
103 minutes is actual combat

[signal iris]

do the burn marks make me look ugly?

[golden mica]

nah I think it adds to it

[onyx schooner]

ive barely found any stuff to play dressup with lmao

[signal iris]

can you tell that i am trash at pvp?
i was contemplating stabbing myself for extra damage

[golden mica]

I love nene hiding behind
"mum pick me up i'm scared"

[onyx schooner]

i kinda just let them fight it out lol

[golden mica]

This is the perfect example between started ER and being deep into it

[signal iris]

huh?

[golden mica]

nene some run of the mill knight

Claire out here looking like a godess

[onyx schooner]

nene tryna scrape by and find out what the fuck to do

[thin kelp]

NENE more like nono idea wtf is happening

[onyx schooner]

correct

[signal iris]

a goddess that got punched by the boss

[golden mica]

I still can't decide between seppuku and corpse grinder or whatever river's art is called

[vestal ember]

corpse grinder

corpse piler

[golden mica]

"OR WHATEVER RIVER'S ART IS CALLED"

[icy walrus]

when i search up how many times people have said gay in this server i get 7299 results

can we raise that number up a lil bit

[signal iris]

make that 7300

[icy walrus]

anything to support the cause (gay)

[coarse schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/820579134434050049/955122729772785684/E55AAECD-3879-4150-9503-F4ECE15F517D.gif

[onyx schooner]

terrible take, but, is the regular open world music for elden ring stuff getting boring for anyone else? reminds me a lot of the generic oblivion music from elder skrolz

[golden mica]

I don't even remember what it sounds like, so clearly it's forgettable

[mental oyster]

Feels like there’s only one soundtrack that plays lol. Which is boss music

And does anyone know if mayo left or got banned? Would be strange for him to leave

[golden mica]

we know it was banned

[onyx schooner]

but he was gamer...

[thin kelp]

what are you guys talking about mayos here

[quick hearth]

immense

[mental oyster]

How do we know? Inside sources I assume? and do we know why or is it just assumption?

[golden mica]

because some of us are friends with him...?

[coarse schooner]

Dude

[mental oyster]

Well I didn’t know if it was an assumption? So why did he get banned? Did he harass a “blueberry” which I keep hearing

[coarse schooner]

Mayo slaps

Put that on a sandwich with lettuce and onions with some salami

[mental oyster]

Ew

[golden mica]

that's between him and the staff

[coarse schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-death-compressed-garbage-quality-meme-gif-24063076

[mental oyster]

But didn’t he tell you or y’all?

[thin kelp]

mayo is only good on sandwiches, and not even a lot
put on everything else is disgusting, should not even be attempted to eat

[coarse schooner]

except potato salad

Gotta give that one a pass

[thin kelp]

ok true

potato salad is the most white ass food tho, no joke

maybe its because everything else is too spicy

[golden mica]

True 🤣

@vestal ember can you explain how softcapping works, like what does it actually do

[exotic leaf]

side note that miracle whip is not real mayo

[golden mica]

@pure vale is real mayo

[slender spade]

I am sick of resturants putting so much mayo ,ketchup and cheese on everything they can. does not matter if you order a burger, hotdog or even a salad it all taste the same now

[sharp stratus]

Who’s putting ketchup in your salad

[slender spade]

There is no much ketchup in food that I smell it from the next table.

[onyx schooner]

do you mean softcapping in terms of stat things? like vigor and endurance and all that crap, or

[sharp stratus]

Bro you’ve got a superpower

[golden mica]

[onyx schooner]

I mean, it generally means that you're gonna start getting diminishing returns for your stat investments. Imagine you're getting 50 hp for each level of vigor you get, but after you reach, say, 30vig, you start getting 15 instead, its less beneficial.

Krypted probably can either correct me or add more onto that

[golden mica]

trying to figure out why elden ring discord told me to get 60 arcane when softcap is 50

[onyx schooner]

It can still benefit you, it just takes a lot more investment-- rune-wise for sure.

[signal iris]

it's way worse

[onyx schooner]

it is indeed way worse, i was just using very simple numbers

[vestal ember]

diminishing returns

oh nene said it pepela

[golden mica]

jesus someone just posted a paragraph and a half

it's almost convincing enough to try it, but 18 dex makes me

[normal fern]

Kyle, spawn of Gfuel, son of Karen

[vestal ember]

arcane for incantations?

[golden mica]

Yeah I guess they really like their swarm of flies

[vestal ember]

arcane incantation scap is 45

[golden mica]

which I can't use anyway cause I didn't realize I needed 15 faith for flame & flies

oh... then why the fuck do I have 60 arcane

[vestal ember]

-1 tear

[golden mica]

it's fine, I have like 10 more in the world still

[vestal ember]

optimal.....

[golden mica]

not everyone is lvl 8920348

[signal iris]

how i'm tryna be

[golden mica]

what NG are you on?

[vestal ember]

+9 im not going into 10

[golden mica]

9, what the fuck did you do for like 8 runs, just hard rush bosses?

[vestal ember]

u saw the ape map

i rush to leyndell and end the game

[golden mica]

any reason

[vestal ember]

more runes

[signal iris]

at last, i have collected all of the deathroot

[golden mica]

true I should do that.. I had like 3

how many are there?

[vestal ember]

atleast 9

[golden mica]

yuck, how important

[signal iris]

there are only 9, but the guy starts attacking you after you give him 4

[golden mica]

attacking me, which means he's a boss, which means I have to kill him 😩

[signal iris]

nope, just beat him up and he'll stop

[golden mica]

I mean, if he's a boss, I want to kill him for 100%

want to 100% this playthrough cause I don't want to do malenia in NG+

[signal iris]

he's not a boss, he appears as a hostile npc

[golden mica]

ah

[earnest tendon]

I am also a hostile npc

[vestal ember]

any pvpers

[signal seal]

making the outrider knight look like a bitch

[signal seal]

yeah if you don't use your level 900 character

[vestal ember]

i have a 125

[signal iris]

ayo?

[signal seal]

pw / spot?

[golden mica]

da spam spear

[vestal ember]

my 125 doesnt even have +25 lol

[golden mica]

no boss hp bar, he is a bitch

[signal seal]

yeah and i'm not using a bleed weapon

using a dogshit +0 halberd

[signal seal]

where / pw?

[vestal ember]

u choose

i have freezing lake

[signal seal]

freezing lake, pw bing

[golden mica]

i dun like freezing lake, has a freezing bitch there 😩

[vestal ember]

not gg

[signal seal]

lol

[vestal ember]

pepela

i boss rushed this guy to 125

[lament egret]

wheres michael

[signal seal]

you parry i parry 🙂

[vestal ember]

do ui have erdleaf flowers

[signal seal]

idk

[golden mica]

hi emi

[lament egret]

michael how old are you

this is very important for density chat

[golden mica]

why

[lament egret]

we're talking ages and aviation called me ancient and you a dad

is this true michael

[golden mica]

there's no shot you're ancient

I'm turning 26

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

im only 21

[golden mica]

you're young

[onyx schooner]

old

[lament egret]

kneeknee you're old >:(

[vestal ember]

alright thats it

[signal seal]

just 1 shot krypted 😄

[onyx schooner]

in 6 months ill be old

[lament egret]

bet

[signal seal]

that was 1600 damage btw

[vestal ember]

time to get proper talismans and incantations

[signal iris]

the dragon?

[golden mica]

[signal seal]

i have never not one shot someone with that spell

[signal iris]

i just died to him, he's a bitch

[golden mica]

@hard spindle thoughts ??

[onyx schooner]

time for my 21st birthday to actually have something happen!!
btw havent had a celebrated bday in several years

[signal seal]

anyway krypted that's payback for killing me with your levle 9000 guy

i'm also only level 140 on my mage

so not that much higher than you

[vestal ember]

you couldve just killed me spamming stars of ruin

[signal seal]

and moonlight isn't maxed

i don't like to use any attack too many times

[lament egret]

my 20 and 21 werent really celebrated either i just slept in most of the day

[signal seal]

spamming stars isn't fun i wanted to kill you with adulas

[onyx schooner]

[signal seal]

or darkmoon or something funny

stars is really for ganks

i feel like 2-3 uses max

[vestal ember]

wait im building my guy

[signal iris]

[golden mica]

idk exactly what you're showing me but 👍

[signal iris]

those dragon hearts you get can be spent on getting dragon incantations

[golden mica]

yis

[onyx schooner]

where do

[golden mica]

god I need minimum lvl 142 to build my char, I'm ... 130, I really cba farming but 😩

[signal iris]

?

[golden mica]

dragon communion church, south-ish area of caelid

[onyx schooner]

fuck

[signal iris]

i put this message next to a body that has a whip

[golden mica]

[signal iris]

coping bc okina won't invade me

[wind axle]

Simply invade okina

[golden mica]

gaming, what is so close achievement

[vestal ember]

@signal seal go agane freezing lake

[sharp dome]

[signal seal]

ok can you help me mule stuff after?

[vestal ember]

i suppose

[golden mica]

bing's payment for being krypted's pvp dummy

[vestal ember]

drop a +10 weapon and see if i can see it

i just went and killed gurranq for his smithing stone lol

[signal seal]

you can't see it unless you infuse

[vestal ember]

a unique weapon to +10?

[signal seal]

yeah you can't see anything you don't have

so if you don't have a +25/10 you won't see it

[vestal ember]

put sign down

[signal seal]

it is pw bing

[vestal ember]

i have a +25 no +10

[signal seal]

ok i'll test it but if i lose my weapon 😐

do you see my sign?

[vestal ember]

you can just pick it up if i dont see it

[golden mica]

careful, krypted is known for his scams

[vestal ember]

you only needed a +25 you dont need to infuse your own unique weapon to +10

[signal seal]

that guard break though 😄

can you go to first step now and help me mule a few things?

[vestal ember]

let me kill invader at roundtable

[signal seal]

k i'll be here

[lament egret]

hi elden ring chatbox

[signal iris]

elden ring

[vestal ember]

wait i dont have invader finger lol

1 sec i need to finish edits for group assignment zzz

[signal seal]

how long you going tobe

[manic mango]

Hey guys, if anyone has flappy golf can you put in the recruit code 72a32p for me

Lol

[teal temple]

@golden mica please for the love of god help me this fight isn't hard but it's super fucking annoying with the singing cunts ||(on that moon lady boss right now)||

[golden mica]

sorry my dear but I am currently at work

can't help for another 3h

[teal temple]

Damn nobody else online yet

[golden mica]

@signal seal go help the luna pls

[signal seal]

ok

[signal seal]

my sign is down right outside the debate parlor by teh summoning pool statue, pw is bing

[teal temple]

One sec

[golden mica]

should make the password P like the rest of the gamers here

[vestal ember]

@signal seal im done

[vestal ember]

pushin 🇵

[teal temple]

Welp

Didn't expect to be invaded by another bloody finger

[signal seal]

why are you going passed the bowling ball

when you ahve the door open folow me

[teal temple]

oki

[signal seal]

and let me buff you before we run

[golden mica]

I didn't even know this tbh

[wind axle]

If you still need help I can come

[golden mica]

FROSTY gm bud

[wind axle]

Gm Michael

[golden mica]

frosty go check your mentions, i have sent funny pic

[wind axle]

LMAOOOOO

[golden mica]

very funny moment

[wind axle]

Based Michael forcing his friend to do malenia

[sharp vale]

I finally feel healthy enough to play some elden ring after six days of being ill

[signal seal]

the fight is glitched out

[teal temple]

I figured

Gotta die and restart as usual

[signal seal]

yep

i'll put my sign back down

[sharp vale]

She's not the princess for Ⓜ️she's a Mistress
I'm movin Ⓜ️ movin Ⓜ️

[teal temple]

Damn this happened in my single player attempt as well

[golden mica]

I'm still proud that i soloed it, he was never gonna be able to solo it, his unoptimized build has finally caught up to him

[wind axle]

Real

Wait Michael solo'd and I didn't is this a skill issue

[golden mica]

you soloed in the end

[sharp vale]

Michael perfected his build

[golden mica]

dude I didn't solo it, I deccimated her, it was like I was melly and she was a tarnished

[wind axle]

No I got helped by an lfg

[golden mica]

💀

[golden mica]

apparently my build isn't even correct yet I gotta respec again, or waste like an hour rune farming

[sharp vale]

Skill issue + tarnished + no runes + maidenless + can't get good

[sharp vale]

Sodium

[fast cedar]

This stimulates monkey energy in my brain

[sharp vale]

Why is this new patch downloading at literally 0 bytes per second

[wind axle]

Causs it hates you

[sharp vale]

Real

[golden mica]

cause it's patching not downloading

you've finished downloading it, now it's patching it

[sharp vale]

First these fevers now this patch

[fast cedar]

This was me, finally f*cking gave it to her last night. I felt like a new man.

[sharp vale]

Everything in the way of my elden ring progress

[vestal ember]

🥱 @signal seal

[sharp vale]

I have literally been sleeping for the past 25 hours guys

[wind axle]

L

[sharp vale]

Not non stop but y'know what I mean

[golden mica]

show front on pls, that chest looks cool

[vestal ember]

i went to submit an essay and the file explorer instantly opened up elden ring clips

bouta flex on my professor with some clips 😈

[signal seal]

omw

[teal temple]

I think this fight do be broken

[sharp vale]

L

[golden mica]

looks alright not as good as I thought

[signal seal]

idk

[golden mica]

I do need some fashionsouls that's not raddy's chest

[sharp vale]

Just use a bowl duhhhhh

[teal temple]

Imma restart my game, see if that works

[sharp vale]

Wait why do you need help with rennala

She's literally the easiest boss in the game

[vestal ember]

night's cavalry, veteran's set, blaidd's armor

[signal seal]

im there now

[teal temple]

Got sick of dying to her magic, wanted some help avoiding it

@wind axle can you help

[sharp vale]

No mames

[signal seal]

yeah i was having like 2000 ping too btw

not that i wouldn't just crush the boss

[sharp vale]

Network issue

[signal seal]

no Luna is AUS and i'm NA

[sharp vale]

Network issue

[teal temple]

I'm na, maybe it's just elden rings servers?

[signal seal]

oh are you

[wind axle]

Omw

[signal seal]

idk my game has been on for awhile might be memory leaking or something

[sharp vale]

Fromsoft games do have trippy network plays tbf

[teal temple]

Ye, I'm on wired rn. It's a little funky

[sharp vale]

Is that even possible for elden ring?

[signal seal]

almost every game gets wonky after a few hours of being open

[vestal ember]

pls hurry i want to go watch aot

[sharp vale]

Don't from soft games erase previous instances before making new ones?

[teal temple]

I'll be outside the boss room, just put your summon sign right next to the door @wind axle

[signal seal]

i'm literally there

[wind axle]

[signal seal]

said unable to summon

my sign was down sorry

i'll try yours again

[wind axle]

Also imagine going past funny bowling ball every run for rennala fight kekw

[teal temple]

I forgot about the left door

[sharp vale]

Bing more like Ding

[wind axle]

Forgor

Password P

[sharp vale]

Do you memba? I memba

[wind axle]

I'm a member

[sharp vale]

Member of the bitchless class of 2022

[wind axle]

Real

[teal temple]

LF1 frost summon sign

[wind axle]

Loading

[sharp vale]

Lf1 maiden having frost

[teal temple]

Kekw, ssdless?

[sharp vale]

Yes

[wind axle]

Sign down

Steam keeps fucking downloading shit while I'm in game fucks sake

STOP UPDATING GAMES I DONT PLAY

[teal temple]

Uh actually one sec, imma brb. Gimme 5 mins

[wind axle]

Lf host of fingers

God damnit 💀

[signal seal]

i'm ready but you might have to put a yellow sign down

[vestal ember]

red signs always show

[signal seal]

keeps saying unable to summon

put whatever down i guess i'll keep trying

[vestal ember]

what else

[signal seal]

i just see 3 items

that random dagger too and i think that was it idk

[teal temple]

a sec homie

Food is important

[signal seal]

golden parry is so annoying

[wind axle]

Simply don't get parried

[vestal ember]

yeah does need a hard nerf

[signal seal]

did you like my character Alpha Jesus?

[vestal ember]

no

[signal seal]

😦

he's jesus and he wants revenge

[teal temple]

Alright frost I have my food now, I'll summon you in a sec

[wind axle]

[teal temple]

Your sign disappeared

[wind axle]

It's here

I went too far in had to replace

[teal temple]

Le epib

Let's hope it doesn't glitch out

Fuck.

Dude I die to the magic nearly every time

[wind axle]

rip

[teal temple]

Same spot summon

[wind axle]

just hang back

[teal temple]

Can do

[sharp vale]

Okay so magma wyrm maka was incredibly ez

[teal temple]

Lmfaooo

[wind axle]

didnt even get the chance to attack

[teal temple]

She didn't even get a SINGLE attack off

That's fucking hilarious

[wind axle]

Bleed interruption is a little too stupid kek

[teal temple]

That and I put on better armor against magic with a shield that has 75 magic dr

[golden mica]

funny comet or bleed shenanigans?

btw @vestal ember don't suppose you checked if you have white mask?

[signal seal]

Wordle 275 2/6
🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[signal seal]

i just gave one away

[golden mica]

MF

I love you but

[teal temple]

when will the bug of elden ring still running in the background after you quit end?

[void slate]

Clothes 0/10 Body 9/10

[proven cliff]

fine fine whats all the hype about ER

[teal temple]

I think people like it because it's decently fun, no loading screens, huge world, no cosmetic shop or shop at all, unique bosses and dungeons, multiple endings

[golden mica]

^

it's also brutal like you would imagine but not impossible

[wind axle]

Any gamers wanna help me with a miniboss after I eat lunch

Ulcerated tree spirit

[golden mica]

my only complaint is probably the lack of guidance is a little rough at times, I had to google shit in my first hours

[golden mica]

If you wanna take 90 minutes for your lunch sure

[wind axle]

I can wait

[round patrol]

Where is this tree thing

[wind axle]

This boss has no spirit summons so I can't crutch

[void slate]

Well made marketing campaign.

[wind axle]

It's a recurring boss I'm fighting the one in the haligtree

[golden mica]

ulcerated.. is that in one of the catacombs?

[wind axle]

Recurring boss

[golden mica]

or is that the one outside one of the graces guarded by 12302 balliastas?

[round patrol]

Elden ring is an excellent and extremely well polished game a rare feat today where these mfs keep releasing halfassed games

[wind axle]

The one by drainage channel in haligtree

[golden mica]

i'll just see it when we get there

ugh I found out my build is slightly wrong and idk if I shoudl farm for like 30 mins to fix it or just reset for the 429934th time

[round patrol]

How do you reset it

[signal seal]

larval tears

[golden mica]

After one of the bosses, they will offer you the chance to respec your stats

[signal seal]

there's ~15 per playthrough possibly more

[golden mica]

it is 15

[signal seal]

guys give me movie recs pls

[golden mica]

I haven't burnt 5 already, i swear
I'm totally not gonna burn another one tonight

[golden mica]

Blues Brothers

[void slate]

The Emoji Movie

[signal seal]

seen it and nooooo

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-again-again-repeat-try-again-another-one-gif-15140701

[signal seal]

i will but not tonight

it's actually up for a rewatch

[void slate]

Have you seen Tenet @signal seal

[signal seal]

yeah unfortunately i have

[turbid igloo]

what in the heck is an elden ring

[golden mica]

tbh I don't even know and I play

[void slate]

@turbid igloo New Dark Souls incarnation

Literally

[signal seal]

what is that, RPG?

i love that style grip

old Russian bakelite ❤️

[turbid igloo]

I thought that was a pistol

[void slate]

Look at the year

[signal seal]

no it's not, there's no magazine well or revolver cylinder

[signal seal]

🙄

you can also see how the tube breaks down from the grip with the large pin on the left

[golden mica]

As an Australian with no gun knowledge I am currently scratching my head

[wind axle]

lethal gun

non-lethal gun

nerf gun

bb gun

[smoky matrix]

It's nerf or nothing

[golden mica]

HI LEMRR

[signal seal]

same grip

i don't know much about them but i know what it isn't

[smoky matrix]

hihi

[vestal ember]

no pepela

[golden mica]

no you don't have it or no you haven't checked

[golden mica]

how is da lemur

[vestal ember]

dont have

[golden mica]

I'm really gonna have to wait till NG+ to finish the build

[signal seal]

i can get it eventually

but it's a pretty tough invader you have to kill

[golden mica]

If you've already killed mohg you can't get it

[signal seal]

i have 4 characters 2 can't get it

[golden mica]

ah fair

[wind axle]

michael lets kill a tree

[signal seal]

one is level 40 +2 one is level 20 +1

[golden mica]

Michael is still at work for another hour

[signal seal]

at the moment, so it'll take a few minutes to get to the area and then kill the invader

[wind axle]

i thought you said 30 minutes

[golden mica]

take your time, I'm at work for an hour

[signal seal]

i mean i'm not even playing

[void slate]

Hello, I'm back

[golden mica]

oh I misunderstood "so it'll take a few minutes"

[void slate]

An hour is a few minutes

[wind axle]

cant read kek

nvm i killed it, cheesed it with map geometry

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

fight was so unfair

pogchamp

[signal seal]

did you ||kill her|| instead of ||talking to her|| to get the other one?

[wind axle]

cant get both anymore

[signal seal]

i just did the other day

[wind axle]

they patched it

[signal seal]

oh nice i got lucky then

it was right before 1.03

[wind axle]

pain

[sharp vale]

CEMETERY SHADE BOSS REEE

[void slate]

Cemeteries are tight

[signal seal]

so are shades

[sharp vale]

WHY IS THIS MF ACTUALLY HARD

SKELETONS

[signal seal]

don't give up, skeleton

[sharp vale]

SKELETONS

[signal seal]

just parry him

[sharp vale]

He himself is easy, takes damage out the ass

It's the skeletons and constant barrage of attacks

[signal seal]

do you still have 10 vigor

[mild crystal]

i think im going insane, im rearranging a playlist of 300 ish songs based on the color of the album cover

[sharp vale]

I BACKSTABBED HIM

AND GOT HIM ONE HIT

KILLED BY SKELES

These skeletons are going to make me go insane PLEASE

[smoky matrix]

i am ignoring uni work and eating ice cream instead :D

hru?

[sharp vale]

I literally just three tapped him and won wtf

[golden mica]

surviving another 30m of work then I can commit ER

[quick hearth]

bruh why's no one talking about the tiche ash summon

[smoky matrix]

nice nice

[quick hearth]

shit's amazing

[sharp vale]

No I have 21 now

[golden mica]

Frost rates it highly, I've yet to use it cause mimic is too fun with bleed

[quick hearth]

It's super good for bosses if you decide to go mage

Trying to find something for packs still though given my setup

[sharp vale]

@signal seal wtf was I supposed to do in black knife catacombs bc I just ran through there and yeeted everyone and everything in 20 minutes

[quick hearth]

isn't that an early game dungeon

[golden mica]

That's valid

[vestal ember]

tiche is op too

needs nerf next

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-theoffice-dont-gif-7904750

[vestal ember]

pepela

[wind axle]

gaming

[signal seal]

where do you get that?

[golden mica]

probably from killing diallo

[wind axle]

nah

jar bairn's questline

too bad its shittier than juno's

[signal seal]

i don't even know who that is

oh i googled him i didn't even know lol

[void slate]

Hello, my name is Peter Servo. I would like to share this great great podcast with u

[round patrol]

Can u make Godfrey bleed?

[void slate]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0br0z6m

[vestal ember]

does dragonscale blade apply frostbite

[signal seal]

idk haven't tried it yet

need a sombering stone 1

i forgot to drop a lords rune

[wind axle]

Yeah

[round patrol]

Excellent

[wind axle]

You can bleed any humanoid enemy that looks like they have flesh

[sharp vale]

Frost, who tf is ranni again

[signal seal]

you can't bleed the ethereal one

[round patrol]

He is like giant yellow ghost tho

[wind axle]

Except ||radagon or black knife assassins|| I believe

[vestal ember]

peak build

[wind axle]

Then no

[round patrol]

Oof

[wind axle]

White ice witch mommy

[signal seal]

i hope you fall in a fire (in elden ring)

[turbid igloo]

;-;

[round patrol]

How will I cope

[wind axle]

By simply winning

[vestal ember]

pepela

[sharp vale]

How do her quest

[turbid igloo]

the worst situation ever
My 3 Simp friends are in a call with 2 girls
They try simping for them.. but the girls are dating each other

[severe musk]

Oh My Gosh Super Cringe! 😂

[turbid igloo]

Sad part is

i forgo

[severe musk]

No Way! 😂

[turbid igloo]

[wind axle]

Google wiki

Too long to explain

[wind axle]

date your friends

[vestal ember]

😩

[vestal ember]

they should have just made it the same gauntlet

[turbid igloo]

you cant buuild in Fortnite?

[sharp vale]

Frost how do ranni quest frost

[sharp vale]

Denied

[void slate]

Kk

[sharp vale]

I don't even know where to find ranni anymore

[lament egret]

hi chatbox

[sharp vale]

Bye koebox

[lament egret]

damn

[thin kelp]

HELLO ELDIN RING PLAYERS MIGHT I INQUIRE IF THERE ARE WEARABLE SCARVES IN THIS GAME

THE GAME AREA LOOKS AWFULLY COLD AND DAMP, WOULD APPRECIATE IT

THIS MAY OR MAY NOT INFLUENCE A PURCHASE OF THIS PIECE OF MEDIA, IF THE TECHNICAL ISSUES ARE FIXED

[sharp vale]

HOLY SHIT I GOT NAE NAE'D

[sharp vale]

No but there's a hood so you can cosplay little red riding hood

[severe musk]

the game looks awfully chilly, dress warm

[turbid igloo]

bobo

[thin kelp]

NOT YOU AGAIN, PLEASE LEAVE

also

[thin kelp]

[teal temple]

bro HOW

i can't carry any fucking harder, what is this mm

[severe musk]

u couldve carried a bit harder

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[round patrol]

Oh wtf this girl is using the combat art straight out of sekiro

Like it's exactly the same Spiral cloud passage

[lament egret]

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-disappointed-no-sad-bye-gif-5005980

[thin kelp]

[hushed hazel]

who

[round patrol]

Malenia of w/e her name is

[hushed hazel]

ah yea

yea she’s basically a sekiro boss except the sekiro parry mechanic doesn’t exist

[fringe umbra]

americans

why does "beef" mean "people you have had arguments with"

no. id say i dont like [this/them]

[void slate]

Maybe they like arguing over steaks.

[fringe umbra]

how did the word beef even come into play

[thin kelp]

oi dont just stahnd 'ere, throhw some prawns awn tha bahbie

[void slate]

They were arguing how well done steak is an abomination @fringe umbra

[fringe umbra]

this entire sentence has no meaning beyond its literal interpretATION THO

[trail citrus]

"Beef meaning ‘to complain’ is a coinage of the mid-19th century. This quote comes from an anonymous burglar's memoir, published in New York in 1865 (though the burglar himself was English and had fled from London):

1865 Leaves from the Diary of a Celebrated Burglar: With the intention of
finding out whether he was likely to ‘beef’ or not, Tom asked his sister
Til how much his ‘poke’ was ‘up to’.

'Poke' here means a wallet (which had been pickpocketed), and 'up to' means worth, i.e. whether he complained (to the authorities) depended on how much the wallet contained. (Leaves is a fascinating book and a boon for the lexicographer - every instance of slang, and there are at least 1000, comes neatly bracketed in quote marks.)

As regards the etymology of beef, it seems to go back to the cry of hot beef! meaning ‘stop thief!’ (quasi-rhyming slang but more by coincidence than design, since it is far older than rhyming slang's first widespread use in the 1820s-30s); thus the 18th century cry hot beef, to raise a hue and cry. This became ‘to raise an alarm’ or ‘make a fuss’ - the presence of crime was now irrelevant - and thence ‘to shout’. The 'complain' use followed that. Then (both in the late 19th century) came ‘to argue’, ‘to give someone away to the authorities’, and so on."
-Some dude on Quora

[thin kelp]

mod privileges

[fringe umbra]

MOD ABUSE

[trail citrus]

don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + not okay + glhf + problematic + character limit

[fringe umbra]

stop thief = hot beef?

[thin kelp]

jesus christ

[fringe umbra]

tf americans

[lament egret]

post ratio’d hard

[void slate]

@fringe umbra

[trail citrus]

So it's the Br*tish people's fault

As per usual

[thin kelp]

always the bri ish

innit bruv

[void slate]

America is Bri ish fault

[sharp vale]

Discord mod + cope + L

[thin kelp]

you really showed him yeetim

[sharp vale]

Thanks

[sharp vale]

Henloluna

[trail citrus]

mfw Fr*nch invented cope

[somber anvil]

[hard spindle]

H3 right unless yo opponents an actual bot ur fucked

[void slate]

@hard spindle Macdonaldo!!!

[hard spindle]

But bing shitter magic user L

[hard spindle]

Peter

[sharp vale]

Hru 2day 🌕

[somber anvil]

Bit sad overall good

[sharp vale]

B happy ez

[thin kelp]

anyone have a pixel? i've had the weirdest issue
everytime my 3a is at 1% and I put in the charger it dies immediately after
this happens like 40% of the time

[severe musk]

Yeah my monitor got a couple of those

[trail citrus]

Google Pixel coper

[thin kelp]

yeah it dies literally right after i put it in, like on purpose

anyways its a good phone, good camera, and i didnt pay like 1k for it

[severe musk]

Robert Copenheimer be like: I am become ratio

[thin kelp]

Bob Cope

[trail citrus]

so it dies but then starts charging and turns on again?

[thin kelp]

doesnt turn on unless you do, but yeah

[severe musk]

doesnt turn on until you are

[sharp vale]

Real, went shit after series 3

[trail citrus]

idk, all the things that come up when i search that is peoples who wont turn back on

but since yours turns back on

you alright

[sharp vale]

Cope 3a haver

Just buy a OnePlus

[thin kelp]

its not that pressing tbh, i just keep it above 1% and we're fine

[languid bay]

You

[trail citrus]

personally ive never had anything but iphones

[thin kelp]

chinese spyware

[sharp vale]

No wonder you're broke

[trail citrus]

[severe musk]

i cant buy androids because im traumatized from judgmental schoolmates

[sharp vale]

Equally as bad as American spyware

[mild crystal]

k

[trail citrus]

im not one of the people who buy the newest iphone whenever they release tho

[sharp vale]

Cope + mald + stay sad + stay broke + apple user + L

[severe musk]

same ive had my 8+ for years now

[sharp vale]

Depends on the model

[thin kelp]

good thing the bootloader is unlocked in the pixel phones, and i can install a different OS

[sharp vale]

The OnePlus Nord is a great budget phone but I only ever buy flagships, so

[sharp vale]

Same on the OnePlus

[thin kelp]

nice

[sharp vale]

I could install the special Pixel android OS on my OnePlus if I wanted to

But I feel the OnePlus OS is far superior

Better optimization = better battery life

[severe musk]

install some hairs on ur chest pal

/j

[thin kelp]

i only did it so i didnt have google on my phone, i use grapheneOS for privacy and security reasons

[sharp vale]

Install some bitches on your dick

[thin kelp]

gotem

[severe musk]

i went for hairs on chest cus thats more of a unique joke personally

[sharp vale]

E-thots don't count

[sharp vale]

Valid

I actually shave my body bc I like to be silky smooth unironically

[trail citrus]

why

[severe musk]

Install some beatboxes like crazy

I shaved my face yesterday and i was goin really fast and nipped a lil piece of my ear off

[sharp vale]

Yeah bro, you're sure gonna enjoy some physical affection when all you can do is simulate it mentally while typing words on screen

I'm 20 and Hispanic, shaving is normal

[trail citrus]

are you saying Pokimane doesnt really love me

[severe musk]

yeah thats not true lol, im a tier 2 sub

[trail citrus]

imagine being only tier 2

[severe musk]

i understand she loves the tier 3s more but she still appreciates me

[trail citrus]

what a broke boy

[sharp vale]

I'm saying your mom won't love you either after realizing you used her credit card on tier 3 subscriptions instead of college text books like you promised her

[trail citrus]

unironically, imagine buying college textbooks

[sharp vale]

Real

[trail citrus]

[severe musk]

I dont need my moms approval when i have pokimanes (she read my name out loud on stream)

Can you pirate college textbooks

[sharp vale]

Yes

[trail citrus]

theyre so ez to find online

[sharp vale]

There's websites dedicated to em like there's websites dedicated to anime

[severe musk]

imma do that (i like pirating)

[trail citrus]

(i am current wanted by the government for tax evasion)

[sharp vale]

Caddince gives me depression

[trail citrus]

sorry

[sharp vale]

Hes a discord mod and a college student? Oh lord

[trail citrus]

and i work a normal job too

[sharp vale]

I can only imagine the pain

Even worse

He's a social slave

Jk caddi

[trail citrus]

college is online so no social there at least

[sharp vale]

Yeah but being a slave to society is following all the social necessities

[severe musk]

you know who else didnt have time for a social life? Master Chief

[sharp vale]

Like college, normal job, etc

[trail citrus]

i like working

hate college

[sharp vale]

I like working too

I might go to college for criminology

[trail citrus]

thats what im in college for

[sharp vale]

Or maybe engineering

[trail citrus]

but its

[sharp vale]

I want to design an engine no cap

[trail citrus]

i wanted to be an engineer growing up

but realized im terrible with my hands

[sharp vale]

I'm good with my hands