💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[wind axle]

I want to die

[golden mica]

Still at melly?

[wind axle]

yes

[rough trail]

just respec into 40 dex/arc and use rivers of blood with mimic tear

sub 60 second kill

[sharp vale]

You're smelly

[golden mica]

lol, I'm taking my mate through halig atm, i'm getting ptsd

[rough trail]

normal haligtree enemies are literally all just elite enemies

the elites there are fucking bosses

lemme just go fight the putrid avatar on a fucking 3 foot wide bridge

[sharp vale]

Ez

[wind axle]

dude she fucking heals so much in ng+

[wind axle]

mimic cant tank on this fight in ng+

[sharp vale]

Just counter heal

[wind axle]

you right

[wind axle]

can i come help i hate it here

[rough trail]

mimic doesn’t even need to tank

you just stunlock with the rivers of blood weapon art

[teal temple]

frost help me instead, i hate this spammy magic wolf bullshit of a fight

[wind axle]

why does her thrust leave me at 1 hp

[sharp vale]

Just do more damage

[sharp vale]

Help me instead, give me some meds for this god forsaken fever

[sharp vale]

Just take less damage bozoingo

[rough trail]

forget the thrust bro

the triple slash is literally faster than my reaction time

[sharp vale]

Why don't you thrust some bitches

[rough trail]

maybe I will once I get 100%

[sharp vale]

No maidens?

[rough trail]

but I still need bernahl’s scepter

[sharp vale]

No mames the wolf with the flame sword in his mouth? That's the easiest boss ong

[teal temple]

nah the easiest is the cat one

[sharp vale]

You're just not emo enough

You lack strength

[teal temple]

on god fuck that wolf, go spam your magic wherever annoying bosses go when they die.

[sharp vale]

Alexa, play: I'm (not) okay, I promise, by my chemical romance on Luna's speakers

[hushed hazel]

told you

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/parsley-parsleythedog-parsleythehusky-husky-siberian-gif-22061951

[golden mica]

@wind axle

[hushed hazel]

michael i have been telling you for centuries to do a dex katana build

[golden mica]

This isn't dex

[hushed hazel]

rob is dex/arc

[golden mica]

dex who?!?

[hushed hazel]

same build i use

[golden mica]

(also I know softcap is 60, but I have scarseal on)

[hushed hazel]

[rough trail]

yeah I took scarseal off once I hit like 40 vigor

at that point I wasnt sure if it was worth it anymore

[golden mica]

I need scarseal to hit my 18 str for nagakiba, so it stays on for me

[hushed hazel]

i still use it

[sharp vale]

Sorry babe

[hushed hazel]

the "extra damage" is hardly anything for the added phys stats

[sharp vale]

The scarseal stays ON during sex

[rough trail]

you can definitely use it still but I just like using other talismans

[hushed hazel]

need the extra endurance

[sharp vale]

Real

[rough trail]

like with double katanas it’s nice to have the godskin talisman + the rotten insignia or whatever it’s called

[hushed hazel]

i use rotten insignia or w/e, scarseal, vitality talisman and the goofy +2 physical resistance one

[sharp vale]

No maidens

[rough trail]

why use +2 resist when you can just use greatshield

[sharp vale]

Shields lame

[rough trail]

no silly the fucking greatshield talisman

it’s literally just a +3 version

I haven’t used a shield since like

yeah

[signal iris]

point at him and laugh

[hushed hazel]

this has to be ironic right

[signal iris]

idk lmaooo

[rough trail]

they did a terrible job nerfing mimic tear by the way

[trail citrus]

ubisoft

[rough trail]

arguably stronger post “nerf”

[hushed hazel]

yh i havent noticed a change

[signal iris]

there ARE people saying skyrim has better mechanics than elden ring tho

[sharp vale]

Caddince

[rough trail]

there are also people who criticize skyrim for having worse mechanics than elden ring

I think a lot of people are just dumb

[trail citrus]

Yeetim

[signal iris]

idk, when i wast fighting malenia post nerf, my mimic kept using that stamina item every 5 seconds

[sharp vale]

Caddillac when

[hushed hazel]

unequip it then

[trail citrus]

when i get money (never)

[rough trail]

I dunno what stamina item you mean but I never used anything besides flask and physick

[signal iris]

skyrim in general has bad mechanics

[hushed hazel]

mine only uses flask and physik yea

[rough trail]

yeah Skyrim is also more than a decade old

dunno why people think it’s a grand achiever for elden ring to surpass it in some aspects

[signal iris]

i put a physick in my hotbar, and it won't use that shit

[hushed hazel]

that's weird

[rough trail]

well I don’t think it uses physick

I’ve only ever seen it use 1 flask and that’s it

[hushed hazel]

i can swear mine has

[sharp vale]

Get broke Speedrun any % (discord mod edition)

[trail citrus]

Not actually broke

[hushed hazel]

wait actually now i think about it, it was probably my exalted flesh

[trail citrus]

I just pretend I am

[rough trail]

yeah I don’t think it uses any rechargeable stuff besides flask

[trail citrus]

I work too much to be broke

[rough trail]

think it would be busted if it could use physick

[hushed hazel]

fr

[signal iris]

not to mention, those same people calling skyrim better are full of copium

[sharp vale]

That's why it's a speedrun

[trail citrus]

skyrim better

[rough trail]

I dunno it all comes down to the exact argument

[trail citrus]

(if you add like 400 mods)

[hushed hazel]

as a person who's name literally comes from skyrim, elden ring is better

[trail citrus]

honestly the games arent really a fair comparison

[rough trail]

I’d say the open world of Skyrim is just better but obviously the real meat of elden ring isn’t the open world and that’s way more refined than anything in Skyrim

[hushed hazel]

i loved and still do love skyrim but it's janky and honestly unrefined

in terms of sheer quality, elden ring tops

[signal iris]

yes, but know that these people now saying skyrim modded is better than elden ring are the same people that said vanilla skyrim is better than modded

[hushed hazel]

ye

[rough trail]

I’d say a fair comparison would be between elden ring and tes6 when it comes out in a decade

[hushed hazel]

tes6 will come out 2023 i reckon

[trail citrus]

do keep in mind tho that skyrim came out over a decade before elden ring

[rough trail]

still seems too fucking early

[trail citrus]

no way

[signal iris]

but also, skyrim with mods sucks, bc of how often they can break the game

[rough trail]

yeah that’s just basically my only problem

[hushed hazel]

it's been in development for like 5 years

they teased it in like 2017

[signal iris]

like ctd type of shit

[trail citrus]

if ESVI comes out in 2023 I will quit my job

[rough trail]

people have a tendency to straight up worship elden ring especially when comparing it to other games

[hushed hazel]

nah skyrim BANGS with mods

[rough trail]

I think they gotta be a little more critical of the shit they can improve on

[hushed hazel]

it can look really cool and have so much more depth

[signal iris]

i think bethesda games are at their best with mods, but they break so easily

[hushed hazel]

the length that some mod creators go is great

[trail citrus]

Really mad that they made Anniversary Edition an update for Special Edition, it broke the modding for SE

Bethesda fucked it up hard with Anni

[hushed hazel]

yea

[rough trail]

I’ve honestly played like 2-3k hours of Skyrim literally without mods

[hushed hazel]

i played most of my skyrim without mods but it also goes hard with mods

[signal iris]

it sucks bc of crashes, i could never play vanilla skyrim ever again, yuck

[trail citrus]

Playing with mods will change your life

[rough trail]

I’m assuming if I ever owned it on pc when I was younger I’d have like 10k hours on Skyrim

at this point I don’t have that time to sink

[hushed hazel]

i dont get crashes, you just gotta organize mod compatibility and load order

[signal iris]

i wanna mod the vr version eventually, but idk

[trail citrus]

You can also do modpacks these days, like there's one called The Phoenix Flavor that has over 700 mods that you download, and the pack is optimized so hardly any crashes if at all

[hushed hazel]

ye

[rough trail]

yeah I mean Skyrim modding is a science at this point

never seen any game with so much depth in that department besides I suppose minecraft

[signal iris]

i can't imagine what it's like making a mod

[hushed hazel]

i made a few small skyrim mods back in the day

[rough trail]

probably a pain in the ass

[trail citrus]

Skyrim modding is unmatched

[hushed hazel]

i think one of them was an improvement to magnus' staff to make it actually impressive

had a few hundred downloads

[trail citrus]

Fallout 4 is also in like the top 10 of moddable games

[signal iris]

best ive ever done was modify something in bodyslide to work better in game on fallout 4

[rough trail]

I’d assume modding gets harder as the engine gets shittier

and the Skyrim engine well I mean probably not really top of the line anymore

[trail citrus]

I really wanna play Skyrim again but since Anni broke the modding idk if I should even try

[hushed hazel]

just checked the mod, i made it back in 2017 when i was a small child and Typed Like This For Some Reason and it has 1.7k downloads

[teal temple]

I think I am not supposed to be here

i just kinda... went around?

[hushed hazel]

lol

[trail citrus]

big money

[teal temple]

like i did a little cliff climbing with the horse and avoided the eyeball from lord of the rings and kinda just kept going

[rough trail]

go shut off the eyeball

[trail citrus]

maybe ill do a skyrim modpack when i get my new pc, so i can really turn it up with the graphics mods

[hushed hazel]

big bucks

[hushed hazel]

me

its 11am rn and no sleep

[somber anvil]

@teal temple send bunny or im comming over

[teal temple]

She loaf under her hay feeder

[somber anvil]

Im gonna come over now anws and pet her

[onyx schooner]

I do not like invaders in elden ring

[teal temple]

can you even disabled invaders? or are you talking about the scripted invaders in the open world?

[onyx schooner]

I am a babby who just entered stormveil castle, my butt should not be blasted with 4 different statuses and then insantly murdled.

i was playing with a friend

Unless an scripted invadercalled JDarksouls exists

[somber anvil]

Sadge nene

[golden mica]

Yeah I hate the fact multiplayer gets invaded all the time

legit every 20 mins when I'm playing with my mate

[fringe umbra]

i just moved into a new place and i have many cats but am unable to post

sadge

[teal temple]

i thought you were purple?

[golden mica]

not for a while

[somber anvil]

I remember donator casette

[fringe umbra]

i made enemies of the mods

[somber anvil]

💀

[wind axle]

Simply mimic veil and it becomes a game of prophunt

[teal temple]

the only way to play

[golden mica]

I want my mimc ash back, he does more damage than my mate

(trying to get him through his melania kill)

[wind axle]

You killed yours??

[golden mica]

CHECK YOUR PINGS?!?!

I SOLOED HER LIKE 3 ATTEMPTS AFTER GETTING BLADE

wanna come 3v1 her

[wind axle]

Oh whoops I was dragged out of the house without my free will

I'm currently eating dinner at some strange restaurant

[golden mica]

strange restaurant

[wind axle]

Yes

[wind axle]

You guys wanna help me 3v1 my Malenia?

Ng+ Malenia

1000 damage per hit

[onyx schooner]

what is a malenia

[teal temple]

oh god oh fuck how did you find out i'm mimicing a flag pole

[wind axle]

Malay Narnia

[golden mica]

but yes deleted her

[wind axle]

Moment

[golden mica]

my mimic didn't even die

[onyx schooner]

ok guys i took my break and now i shall return to get fucked by invaders who exude darksouls aids

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/groucho-marx-gif-18020632

[rough trail]

should’ve used a cold uchi for bleed + frostbite

[somber anvil]

@cold nebula gm

[wind axle]

Must be nice

[cold nebula]

gm Luna

Time to clean the apartment while

Music

3
2
1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAy2eVlvaZQ&list=RDJzuLHyY4Ir8&index=2

https://tenor.com/view/bulgaria-gasp-gasps-gif-24761609

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-18127371

[somber anvil]

Okk

Im trying you rn

What u gonna do abt it huh

[teal temple]

your winner

CONGRADULATIONS YOU WON!! CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

https://tenor.com/view/sean-astin-tcb-tin-can-bros-wayward-guide-untrained-eye-gif-21539487

this was all a test luna, to see if you would try to fight back. You will be given 20$ as a reward

[drifting ivy]

Hello Luna nad Luna

[teal temple]

morning

[cold nebula]

Raise your hand, For the lady of the dark

[wind axle]

No

[cold nebula]

Forever break the norm, She’s the girl in uniform
Fighting side by side with men, she will fight until the end

[drifting ivy]

Levron jahames vs Godzilla colorized, 2045

[wind axle]

Go zhi la

[cold nebula]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM9PuJxppdI&list=RDJzuLHyY4Ir8&index=1

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-gif-14891451

[golden mica]

@wind axle stop eating food

[wind axle]

I'm on my way home

Why

[golden mica]

I need you to 3v1 melly

[wind axle]

Does your mate still need help with boober lady

Oh, ic

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

Bus comes in 10 min + 5ish min ride home

• additional 5 minutes for me to take a quick shower cause the weather here is dog

Yes?

[golden mica]

pretty much how the last ~2h has been going

[wind axle]

It's not like mine's been better

You guys wanna try to 3v1 mine too?

Ng+ version

[golden mica]

I feel like we won't do damage there

or my mate sure as fuck wont

I could be exploring the game rn and instead I'm stuck in a moral prison

[wind axle]

But on the bright side

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/bright-side-mr-bright-side-good-attitude-positive-look-on-the-bright-side-gif-12636184

[wind axle]

🤨

[wind axle]

You lost because I suck you

[turbid igloo]

I am in LITERAL HELL

[wind axle]

We are sucking

[turbid igloo]

I AM INVITED to this sleep over
These are with my classmates and my normal friend group

[wind axle]

Are they having gay se-

[turbid igloo]

No sadly but

THE HOST IS INVITING ANOTHER FRIENDGROUP

WITH A HORRIBLE HATE AGAINST MY friend group

[wind axle]

A damn shame

[wind axle]

Less of a shame

Just have gay sex with them

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-waiting-for-the-barbarians-colonel-joll-uniform-movie-gif-18463557

[dapper hazel]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

Wiz#4040 joined this server on: 18 September, 2018

[turbid igloo]

good idea but the groups hate each other

[hushed hazel]

dont blame him, i be stuck in this situation also

i got 2 friend groups who don’t really get along and i hadda invite them both to my birthday

[wind axle]

Rip

[turbid igloo]

Like It’s not my comfort zone

AND ONE OD THEM TRULY HATE EACH OTHER AND HAVE beef since grade 1 💀

gay sex is still an option since the other friend group is gay

[wind axle]

@teal temple first off, rump. And then, seek hole

[wind axle]

Then pick it.

[golden mica]

@wind axle 👀?

[wind axle]

Still bus

10 min max before gamer

[turbid igloo]

😳

[hushed hazel]

offer pickle and then seed

[turbid igloo]

Best option tbh

[wind axle]

That's a new one, I like that

[turbid igloo]

The Nut

[hushed hazel]

i put it in front of ranni’s real body 💀

[wind axle]

https://tenor.com/view/look-who-fell-asleep-first-gif-22935821

[hushed hazel]

LMFAO

[wind axle]

Home, time to speedrun shower

@golden mica logging on

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

Sign's down

[void slate]

gay segregation 😩

[wind axle]

Yo?

okay well

[golden mica]

💀 it was going well

[void slate]

Semipaternal is always going well

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

almost phase 2

progress

[void slate]

Let that sink in

[hushed hazel]

frost and michael have you tried cornerlocking her

[golden mica]

if we could just not get those pretty much unavoidable flurries 😩

[barren dagger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/149143570228445184/835391373455917096/image0.gif

[golden mica]

HI SKILL HI SKILL

[barren dagger]

HI MICHAEL

[rough trail]

flurries are pretty consistently avoidable if you can make enough distance in time

[void slate]

Who else is feeling insane today

[rough trail]

at close range just fucking time it perfectly I guess

[wind axle]

TWO AT ONCE SHEESH

SHE KILLED US BOTH

[void slate]

INSANITY

[golden mica]

his mental is broken 😩

[wind axle]

Should I spam the cancer spell

I can do that it's an option

[golden mica]

wtf is the cancer spell

my answer is literally do whatever possible to win

[wind axle]

Okay

[golden mica]

I don't care if you open up cheatengine.net

[wind axle]

1 sec swapping flasks

Okay nvm got summoned guess we doing this on 2 blues

[golden mica]

just leave and resign?

[rough trail]

the problem is you’re not using rivers of blood

[wind axle]

Nah it's fineeeee

[golden mica]

pls frost

his mental can't take much more

he said last attempt like 4 attempts ago

[rough trail]

2 rivers of blood for stunlock and then offhand cold uchi

so free

[wind axle]

💀 💀

I'm changing flasks brb

[golden mica]

good boy ❤️

[wind axle]

It's down

[golden mica]

[cold nebula]

I am cleaning the chaos in my home

[void slate]

hey

[wind axle]

fuck

[void slate]

hey fuck

[wind axle]

hey peter

[void slate]

I drank one coffee too much

[wind axle]

i feel like i have 300 ping or sumn

[void slate]

I feel like I'm going to explode from my interior stress

Have some nice music https://youtu.be/__gCpROUkNo

[cold nebula]

Why

[void slate]

My sisters are coming back from Spain they will live here now and they're annoying af

Will you figure out what's going on? @cold nebula

[wind axle]

WHY DOES SHE HEAL SO MUCH

I DONT UNDERSTAND

[golden mica]

big sad

god it makes me so much happier that I got it done in sub hour

[void slate]

Moon hasn't figured out what's going on!!!

[wind axle]

Are we still goin

[golden mica]

nah he's given up

[cold nebula]

They will ruin your life?

And you have to pay attention to them

[golden mica]

I'm gonna go watch netflix to destress lol, that was like... 3h? of non stop melly slaughter

[void slate]

No they are old single twins and are iinda crazy

[wind axle]

Pain

[void slate]

Very childish and obsessed about their dog.

[wind axle]

Guess it's time for me to solo then

[cold nebula]

Tell them there is a single Bulgarian

[void slate]

I love solo Frost @wind axle

[golden mica]

Cancer spell = flies? @wind axle

[void slate]

They're gonna be 40 this year.

But they are still asked for id when buying alcohol cuz they are short.

[cold nebula]

I'm 35

[void slate]

Well then

[cold nebula]

They still ask me for ID

Tell them that Moon is one cool MF

[golden mica]

got it frost

[hushed hazel]

bolt of gransex

my bad

[cold nebula]

@void slate Show them that picture of me holding a book, they will be in love

Tell them I read many books

[hushed hazel]

drip too hard

[cold nebula]

ANd I am super smart

ANd I drink a lot

[wind axle]

FUCK SO CLOSE AHHSHD

[hushed hazel]

@wind axle try fingers

[wind axle]

MY BLOODHOUNDS STEP GLITCHED OUT AND MADE ME DODGE INTO HER SCARLET AEONIA IM FUCKING MALDING

[hushed hazel]

LOL

[golden mica]

F just lost 200k runes 😩

[cold nebula]

Touch Grass Frost

[wind axle]

yeah it works very well when she does scarlet aeonia

[cold nebula]

You play too much games

[hushed hazel]

frost after his 86th malenia run

[wind axle]

real

[hushed hazel]

comet azur melts her 2nd phase in scarlet aeonia

[wind axle]

just realised the issue

my laptop wasnt fucking plugged in and i was at 10 fps

[hushed hazel]

💀

[wind axle]

god dammit i hate it here

[hushed hazel]

issue of fps

[golden mica]

TEN

[wind axle]

yes

i thought steam started a download without me knowing

turns out i speedran too fast to get on 💀

DUDE THIS SUCKS LMAO I ACTUALLY DIE IN ONE SHOT TO HER LUNGE STAB

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ALLOWED

[hushed hazel]

[wind axle]

NG+7 WOULD LITERALLY BE IF SHE BREATHES AT ALL YOU FUCKING DIE

[hushed hazel]

have you tried dodging the lunge

[wind axle]

i have sky i just suck

im experiencing a skill issue

ill try mimic

[hushed hazel]

if you haven’t beat her in like 4-5 hours i’ll help you

[wind axle]

im crying

she did her clone attack and i ran out of fp for bh step right before she did her final plunge

[cold nebula]

git good

[wind axle]

this game is AASADADASSA

[north saddle]

which boss

[wind axle]

mimic sucks btw dude didnt even last phase 1

malenia on ng+

[north saddle]

Oh thats easy

[wind axle]

askers?

[north saddle]

darn!

[drifting ivy]

whats that?

[north saddle]

malenia on NG+

took me like 8 ish tries

was using bloodhound

[golden mica]

I agree, it was very easy!
||even though I'm not on NG+||

[wind axle]

michael i will un-nuke the bosses

[golden mica]

Frost, I'm overpowered now, I don't care

[north saddle]

Malenia was even easier b4 they nerfed mimic lol

[golden mica]

^ pre 1.03 with frosthoar lmao

[north saddle]

yea

I beat her yesterday NG on 1.03 with bloodhound not to bad

Need good rng on bloodloss lmfao

[golden mica]

time to get revenge on this MF

[north saddle]

Oh is that the dude near the church for the ranni quest

[golden mica]

indeed

okay he's harder than melania confirmed

[wind axle]

WHAT THE FU

she was prepping her scarlet aeonia and looking at tiche then went for me instead i hate it here

my poor grease is all GONE

[north saddle]

I legit had trouble with this dude

but needed to kill him for full achievements lmfao

[rough trail]

that guys an asshole because he’s immune to like every status effects

[signal iris]

i just needa kill the last boss now
and collects some more stuff

[golden mica]

yes I've noticed that 🤔

can't decide if I'll do 100% boss on this playthrough or NG+

[signal iris]

i wouldn't bother tbh

[wind axle]

tiche is weak to ice

spam ice shit

[golden mica]

I don't own ice shit

[north saddle]

I did them on both

[void slate]

Tesco ❤️

[wind axle]

if you go 100% boss on ng+ youll have to do malenia and tiche again

[golden mica]

this is a very good argument, why are you doing malenia

[north saddle]

[wind axle]

at this point its a matter of pride

also i want her rune for funny lifesteal

[golden mica]

I put on frost nagakabi and still can't kill this fuckwit

[golden mica]

Where is her rune tower

nvm found it

[void slate]

Rate my laptop

[hushed hazel]

fire

[wind axle]

kill me more mommy please

[drifting ivy]

[wind axle]

@hushed hazel

[hushed hazel]

now, rot!

my brain proceeds to rot at extreme speeds due to the toxic fight

[wind axle]

its time

[hushed hazel]

[wind axle]

i no longer care

[drifting ivy]

Frost what platform do you play on

[wind axle]

my pride is shattered

im on pc but im using a ps5 controller

[hushed hazel]

i use an xbox 360 con 💀

[wind axle]

moment

password is P come save me 💀

fuck malenia

[golden mica]

what does 211+250 mean

[wind axle]

211 + 250

base damage + scaling ig

[hushed hazel]

the +250 is from your scaling damage

[hushed hazel]

i cannot rn

[wind axle]

[hushed hazel]

i’m at a friend’s abode for the next 2-3hrs

[wind axle]

dont tell me i have to lfg

[golden mica]

oh this isn't what I expected

[hushed hazel]

lfg malenia need 1

[wind axle]

wrong tower bozoid

[golden mica]

idk what tower!?!?

[wind axle]

go to isolated divine tower

[rough trail]

which one are you going for

malenia is isolated yeah

[golden mica]

google time

[rough trail]

unfortunately it is dogshit

[hushed hazel]

@wind axle what build u on rn

[hushed hazel]

decent for pvp

[rough trail]

I ain’t gonna use rune arcs in pvp

[hushed hazel]

i use them if i’m trolling

[rough trail]

realistically I ain’t gonna use them at all but definitely not in pvp

[hushed hazel]

i have 68 of them rn so i need to use them

too many invasions

[rough trail]

nope gotta save them for ng+++++

[smoky matrix]

Whenever I pop an arc I immediately do something incredibly dumb and lose it

[rough trail]

I’m not gonna be able to play elden ring for like 2 months but when I am again I’m gonna go into ng+ on my main and respec into a colossal sword

[hushed hazel]

certified lemur moment

[rough trail]

I’ll use them then because colossal swords suck

[wind axle]

Double whip bloodhound step

[rough trail]

should’ve used rivers of blood

[hushed hazel]

switch to bleed katanas you’ll fold her

[hushed hazel]

real

[rough trail]

it’s just so fucking busted

[wind axle]

[hushed hazel]

yea it’s extremely broken and i love it

[rough trail]

that with mimic tear will kill any boss that can be bled in 60 seconds

[hushed hazel]

yup

[rough trail]

even if they literally can’t be bled they’ll still get fucked

[hushed hazel]

it makes my NG+ 100% boss run very easy

plus i’m a katana weeb so i love using it

[rough trail]

I dunno if I’m gonna do all bosses in NG+

don’t feel like remembering where to find those fuckers again

[hushed hazel]

i have a massive list with locations

[wind axle]

Dude why the actual fuck does she heal so much on Ng+

She legit restores a third of her health in a single waterfowl

[rough trail]

just dodge

[wind axle]

I'm not getting hit

My "carry" is

[rough trail]

no more recovs then

[wind axle]

lmao fucking idiot

[hushed hazel]

💀

is this in soulsborne serv

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

elden ring lfg

[wind axle]

ok now help me kill god

[golden mica]

ok I try help

[drifting ivy]

where is he? trying to find him rn

[golden mica]

requires nearly completion of Ranni's quest

[drifting ivy]

ooooh ok thanks

[golden mica]

this is the last place I want to be 😩

[wind axle]

ilysm

[naive spade]

fuck

[golden mica]

I don't even know what killed me tbh, I think I got hit by an attack on you

[wind axle]

i wasnt kidding when i said she oneshots with her lunge

this fucking sucks ass

she did 1452 DAMAGE ON YOU MICHAEL

[hushed hazel]

the ultimate cope

[wind axle]

SHE WASNT EVEN AIMING AT YOU

[golden mica]

OH RIGHT, NG+ MEANS I DONT SURVIVE HITS

[wind axle]

[hushed hazel]

base game players when they fight any late game NG+ boss

[wind axle]

ill give it 1 more go on whips then ill swap to cancer katanas

[onyx schooner]

@golden mica so is there like, pickups to make the map detailed? i havent managed to find any

[wind axle]

yeah

[onyx schooner]

pain

[golden mica]

define "more detailed"

[wind axle]

if you see some weird pale yellow icon in the brown areas of the map its the location of a map

[onyx schooner]

my map has no colors, only grace points and dungeons ive been to

[golden mica]

ahh ok, so very very faintly in there you'll see this brown-ish archway thing

[onyx schooner]

[golden mica]

if you go to that, you'll see a little obelisk with a map

[onyx schooner]

ok cool, good to know

im sl25 and ive been just wandering, killed uh... funny guy at stormy castle, got trinket pounce and then uhhh

[hushed hazel]

i just a saw girl in a black maid dress on the streets

england is doomed

the american egirl plague is here

[onyx schooner]

i went underground and thats it

[golden mica]

both funny guys at castle?

[wind axle]

i fucking hate it here

its already 10.30

i came home at 9

[onyx schooner]

only one, i dont know about any other big bosses there (as i probably havent gone deep enough to encounter the other)

[golden mica]

keep exploring da castle

[wind axle]

oh so just margit then

[golden mica]

or venture far and wide, choice is yours

[onyx schooner]

im tired of war axe and longsword so like, another not slow weapon would be epic

Im also super cringe and dont like to level up even with lots of runes cause i dunno what to build for

[wind axle]

i fucking hate it here

[onyx schooner]

[golden mica]

avoid getting hit?!?

[wind axle]

im going to avoid the floor from the roof of my building

[golden mica]

vigor and endurance is always good, dex is generally a safe bet,
also don't stress too much, you can ||respec|| it later so not permanent choice

[granite umbra]

any lost ark gamers

[drifting ivy]

is the game already dead or not?

[granite umbra]

please show yourselves so i can laugh at you

🤣

[barren dagger]

i have 2 friends who play it but thats about it

[wind axle]

sadjof iosbgsaibsaiohds

[void slate]

Polish school of design

[barren dagger]

@[NA] Frost, Quit spamming!

[wind axle]

fuck you rankbot i hope you stop working

[golden mica]

is seppuku your art?

[drifting ivy]

@wind axle Malenia is going to make me go crazy, i swear to god im going to rebirth into a mage if this continues

[void slate]

I love you @hazy nebula

[wind axle]

on my uchigatanas yeah, but i also still have my whips

[wind axle]

mage is unironically harder on malenia

[golden mica]

What do you think frost is losing his mind over now

[drifting ivy]

it does some good damge but it is not hard

[drifting ivy]

yeah but you help him, im a solo player

[onyx schooner]

oh good, its not like ds3 where you can just get fucked?

[wind axle]

he is 70 levels below me

[golden mica]

I don't know if I help or hinder, he could have a mimic

[drifting ivy]

or more precisely, im a solo player cuz i can't find summons

[wind axle]

michael mimic does worse than you dont worry

[drifting ivy]

mimic got nerfed hard

[wind axle]

my fucking mimics are actually braindead

dude started twohanding the whip then just stood there for 10 seconds

[golden mica]

yeah after a specific boss that isn't too far into the game

[wind axle]

fwghgb,gkgfdsasfG

COCK

I LOVE COCK

[granite umbra]

same

[onyx schooner]

[barren dagger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/914360072308686908.gif?size=128

[drifting ivy]

fuck it

[wind axle]

i hate it here i hate it here i hate it here i hate it there

[drifting ivy]

im gonne use a op ass bleed build for Malenia

[bright badger]

🐢 💥 🔫 😈

[barren dagger]

frost do you hate it here

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-petting-pet-cock-feathered-friend-gif-16956499

[wind axle]

yes

[barren dagger]

he hates it here

[wind axle]

im going to fucking punt that chicken

[void slate]

I love @hazy nebula ❤️

[barren dagger]

punt that cock 😳

[bright badger]

[onyx schooner]

RankBot autokicked me from the server for saying a bad word to him

[void slate]

fun fact - in Polish rooster isn't a euphemism for anything

[drifting ivy]

[void slate]

what word was it

[onyx schooner]

i said cunt in his dms

[void slate]

I'm crying

[wind axle]

I'm going to lie down

[void slate]

Liar

[onyx schooner]

so she can kill you quicker?

[void slate]

Liear

[wind axle]

Yes

[void slate]

People who lie down are liars

[golden mica]

Is seppuku good frost? like better than RoB art?

[wind axle]

Malenia R34 where

[wind axle]

On par

[void slate]

who is Melania

[wind axle]

I prefer seppuku cause I don't like leveling arcane

[void slate]

Can I talk about Umbrella corporation

[granite umbra]

not trump's wife 😩

[onyx schooner]

why did I open elden ring and expect shadowbringers title screen music

[void slate]

Umbrella Corporation:

1. We want to destroy the world
2. We also want to sell superweapons to people
3. But if we destroy the world there is no one to sell superweapons to

[golden mica]

god some people need to touch grass

[onyx schooner]

or stop touching cheat engine

[wind axle]

I fucking hate healing

People should just stop healing

Like all over the world

[onyx schooner]

bosses who heal themselves make me want to commit death

[fluid tartan]

mhm

[granite umbra]

can one of the shitty devs remove healing in the next patch thx

[onyx schooner]

estus shatter.jpg

help i took a portal somewhere im scared

[drifting ivy]

go ahead, attack it 🙂

oh talk to the beast clergyman first

[onyx schooner]

i instantly died to a funny spear guy

[wind axle]

Go the other way

Into the building

Talk

[onyx schooner]

i got two goodies from funnyman

[golden mica]

you are not alone on this 🤝

[onyx schooner]

hi dragon bye dragon

[golden mica]

@wind axle can I just say I REALLY like this build
Nene this is more a locational spoiler more than anything else, click or don't click at your discretion

also @wind axle funny 2 for 1 moment
(boss spoiler in this nene, dont' click)

[signal iris]

I'll kill it for u

bleed goes brrr

[golden mica]

@signal iris did you kill flower mommy yet

[onyx schooner]

im gonna beat this up

[golden mica]

Do it!!

Do you have any faster weapons that Do bleed?

[onyx schooner]

ive got the uchi, and the shield that the bash bleeds

[golden mica]

Yis use uchi

[signal iris]

that thing doesn't fight back, and has heaps of health

[onyx schooner]

ok so this is gonna give big endgame loot right
because clearly i should not be dealing the 13k whatever bleed damage safely

[golden mica]

it gives an INSANE amount of runes

[wind axle]

agony

[wind axle]

la creatura

[wind axle]

you get a fuckton of runes for it

[signal iris]

not the same, but still oof
(don't click nene)

[wind axle]

i ffucking did so well

then i pull this shit ||https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946371672787783683/955118446788616282/ELDEN_RINGTM_2022-03-20_22-59-09.mp4||

fuck epic embed fail

nene dont look at this video

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946371672787783683/955118446788616282/ELDEN_RINGTM_2022-03-20_22-59-09.mp4

[drifting ivy]

how much vigor you got??

[wind axle]

dont look at it

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IPOTD/9932db3e02.png i had the gold leaf weather + silver foot thang, so im assuming i would of been better with a gold foot

[void slate]

I won't

[wind axle]

stupid fuck i hate you

[wind axle]

silver foot is for items, gold foot is for runes

[onyx schooner]

i am a fool

[golden mica]

wow nene gaming, knew about the funny foot (i actually don't know what gold leaf is), please spend the runes

[onyx schooner]

i wont lie i know a little about loot weather stuff only cause i watched a vaati thing

should i look around more or go home because everything scary

[golden mica]

depends on how bold you're feeling

that fort behind you has one of the most used talismans in the game, but it also has a f-ton of very scary enemies who I even don't fight and just run through

[hard spindle]

have u tried winning

[wind axle]

I'll fuck you

[hard spindle]

AYO FROST

😳

[golden mica]

You're 13, behave

[wind axle]

17 shut

[onyx schooner]

dectus medallion right...
also i love old me, i bought the spook spell thing and poison cure, perfection

[signal iris]

[golden mica]

Claire, why is that file called _facebook lmao

[hard spindle]

[signal iris]

bc i uploaded it there and screen recorded part of it
(im at work, i wouldn't have gone that route if i was at home)

[signal iris]

60

[drifting ivy]

jesus

[signal iris]

malenia hits so hard bro

[drifting ivy]

yu

[golden mica]

Do you survive her grab at 60?

[signal iris]

nope, i was almost at full health and she instantly killed me with it

meanwhile she can do it to my mimic twice and it survives

[wind axle]

EAT SHIT WENCH

[drifting ivy]

GG

[wind axle]

still have no idea where the fuck this comes from

[onyx schooner]

tibia mariner fakeboss

[drifting ivy]

might be like the last "bit" of rot in her

[hard spindle]

Rot innit

[onyx schooner]

i am in dogturtle haven

[golden mica]

nice one frosty

Where should I even go next in the game

[signal seal]

how was climbing

[wind axle]

I'll put my last bit of rod in her

[drifting ivy]

the capital

[wind axle]

[wind axle]

Do you have all the great runes?

[drifting ivy]

go tell the all knowing that you defeated Malenia @wind axle

forgot his name

[smoky matrix]

if they're so all knowing why don't they already know smh

[golden mica]

I will go talk to the funny knowing man in the round table

[hard spindle]

STRAIGHT TO JAIL

[golden mica]

only mid, the most recently refreshed section was being hogged by like 4 adults treating it like their own VIP section

[wind axle]

Yes

[golden mica]

the rest of the climbing was fine, but I really wanted to try the new wall 😩

[wind axle]

Right after I do funny bloodborne

[signal seal]

that is so obnoxious.

[wind axle]

Jesus fuck I really used 10 rune arcs in malenia

[wind axle]

Climb the walls of the building

[golden mica]

only 10?

[wind axle]

I wasn't going for loot this run so I didn't have a lot

[signal seal]

i used all my rune arcs on.... radahn

[vital roost]

climb over the people

[golden mica]

they legitimately were climbing over each other as part of their "game", going opposite directions along a horizontal wall and then passing over/behind each other

[wind axle]

bloodborne time

[vital roost]

ahh that’s annoying, especially when it blocks the enjoyment of others

[hard spindle]

Have u tried just climbing

[vital roost]

dw michael we’ll climb the new wall together when i get to australia

(i will never get to australia it is not real)

[hard spindle]

Bitch please the only thing you can climb is climbing your way into debt

[signal seal]

you can fly to what they claim is australia Ash

[hard spindle]

Baby arms thinks he can climb

[vital roost]

jokes on you

[wind axle]

fuck does this do

[vital roost]

i am debt free

check and mate

[signal seal]

you're young enough so it doesn't matter

[hard spindle]

Thanks for sharing this info. I suddenly need 5 dollars

[drifting ivy]

exhaust all his dialogues, did you defeat the lord of blood ?

[pale locust]

Bank mobile vibe?

[hard spindle]

No no check mate 4 u my friend

[signal seal]

Just don't get anyone pregnant you'll be fine 🙂

[vital roost]

i don’t think that’s gonna happen bing

[hard spindle]

Dw Ash got the hoeless part covered

[signal seal]

[hard spindle]

Couldn't if he tried 🙏

[vital roost]

women don’t usually find the whole astolfo cosplay thing hot

[golden mica]

What does it actually do?

[hard spindle]

Neither do men.

Just say your single and move on

[vital roost]

i got asked by a couple to take pics with them at the convention

[signal seal]

it's really bad. gives you a brief moment to recover health after you take damage by hitting enemies but a) the regen sucks, and b) the amount recovered sucks

[olive crescent]

Lost Sector today? And drop?

[hard spindle]

Other weirdo degens don't count. Also isn't the same as getting bitches 💀

Still single L

[vital roost]

rando are u dating someone

[signal seal]

WRONG CHANNEL REEE

[hard spindle]

you Unlike u I have the ability to not be a shitter

[vital roost]

are we dating in ur dreams

[signal seal]

i could literally meet a girl, tell her i like to do Astolfo cosplays, and i bet they wouldn't care

[vital roost]

i feel like most people find it weird

[hard spindle]

Bc it is

[golden mica]

What is good rune then

[signal seal]

i don't think so

[hard spindle]

Nawh we dating in yo dreams

[signal seal]

Godrick's rune is insane, gives +5 to every attribute

[vital roost]

true true true

[vital roost]

no my dreams are not about you

[signal seal]

a) it's not weird b) everyone is a freak and if they say they're not they're lying

[hard spindle]

God Rick rune enjoyers 😳

[hard spindle]

Or they are a normal person who isn't a weirdo in this server 💀

[vital roost]

i’m not saying it’s bad to be weird i’m just saying it is weird

[bitter heath]

how is it weird

[signal seal]

weird is flying a trump flag from your truck

in 2022

[bitter heath]

weird is being on a sex offenders list

[vital roost]

i have people in my neighborhood who do that

[hard spindle]

LMAO NAWH WYM

[signal seal]

yes i do to, it's weird

[hard spindle]

That isn't weird that's straight up being a criminal 😭

[vital roost]

i have a person who has a giant red sign that says like “trumps red empire” on it

like bruh

[hard spindle]

💀

This just sounds like a compliation of america moments ngl

[signal seal]

your country literally left the European Union that's how dumb people are in general Rando

[vital roost]

i’m not political and i don’t care if you like trump or not but how do you support someone so much

[signal seal]

don't say america is any dumber than UK

[vital roost]

and i view the same way abt democratic presidents

[wind axle]

Wait what the fuck the weather in elden ring provides buffs????

[vital roost]

i don’t understand the point of political signs and stickers

[signal seal]

it's a projection of anger towards something you'd rather not deal with, mostly

[vital roost]

real

[smoky matrix]

the yellow erdtree rain gives some kinda buff but idk what it does

[signal seal]

increased rune drops while it's active

[smoky matrix]

oh neat

[vital roost]

i’ll talk later i’m gonna go for a bit

[hushed hazel]

money

[hard spindle]

I'm not British r u retarded

[smoky matrix]

I enjoy money

[signal seal]

do you have a British or Pakistani accent 🤔

[hard spindle]

💀 my accent decides my ethnicity now

Guys I have been white washed by bing. I don't sound Pakistani enough

[signal seal]

bruh i've never been in VC with you

and i was joking 😐

[hard spindle]

So was I 💀

[signal seal]

you know what really is stupid though

Madonna

[hard spindle]

Elobrate

[signal seal]

no

[wind axle]

No

[signal seal]

wait Elobrate 🤔

[clever geyser]

2nd gen feminism nuff said

[signal seal]

that's actually a word it means: involving many carefully arranged parts or details; detailed and complicated in design and planning.

Rando teaching me vocabulary with his fucked up spelling

[somber anvil]

[signal seal]

oh nevermind it's not that's elaborate

[golden mica]

@signal seal found ||astel|| 2.0, pretty tough but much easier with my new swords

[hard spindle]

Thank my autocorrect 😳

[smoky matrix]

nice onee

[hard spindle]

My autocorrect has been going wild af

For some unknown reason I woke up like a month and a half ago and its gone rouge on me

[somber anvil]

@smoky matrix

[onyx schooner]

I love it when my horse doesnt like a gravestone and goes to orbit

[hard spindle]

Corrected ummm to mummy the other day. Was quite a sick convo

[smoky matrix]

Elobrate is my favourite fake word now

[smoky matrix]

[hard spindle]

That's so sick that no one asked u

[signal seal]

no i asked

[smoky matrix]

That's so sick that no one asked u

[golden mica]

ratio + you were harder when you were weaker

[hard spindle]

That's so sick that no one asked u if ppl were asking me

[hard spindle]

Michael kills something without a summon!??!

[golden mica]

you can clearly see the mimic tear wym

[wind axle]

Good luck with the teleport

Okay nvm I didn't scroll down

[hard spindle]

I took a quick glance. My pride in u is revoked

[smoky matrix]

you are blind

[hard spindle]

Wait aren't mimics kinda dense now?

[golden mica]

ratio + at least it's not magic + i didn't ask

[hard spindle]

Was I asked u or Michael?

[hard spindle]

Who

[smoky matrix]

what does that even word?

[hard spindle]

THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. HOW DID DID I ASK U TURN INTO WAS I ASKED

AUTOCORRECT EXPLAIN

I am malding so hard

[somber anvil]

Rando u ok

[edgy hemlock]

[hard spindle]

No

[wind axle]

yo?

time to put the mini ranni in a jar?

[somber anvil]

Darn

[smoky matrix]

don't you dare

[hard spindle]

Kill all the jars

It must be done. Slaughter them all

[wind axle]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-jar-stuck-trapped-trap-gif-7840829

its his turn next

[void slate]

Good afternoon @hard spindle

[hard spindle]

Hello peter

[wind axle]

mmmm plant

[smoky matrix]

oh you're there

[wind axle]

mmmmm pplant

[signal iris]

nice i feel like im gonna puke

[signal iris]

i don't even remember this boss

[wind axle]

gamer

what he doin to da jar

[hard spindle]

KILL THEM ALL

[cold nebula]

I am still cleaning the house full force

[hard spindle]

Kill all the jars frost

[somber shale]

look at them nurgle

[golden mica]

yikes its 3am why am I awake

[hard spindle]

Elden rings

[cold nebula]

Yeah

I have some slaanesh in the middle

[somber shale]

Papa nurgle is up there

[void slate]

@cold nebula 🌝

[drifting ivy]

I know what that is for now, its for an NPC's quest

[drifting ivy]

@wind axle if you want to know, more precisely, you help Malenia's sister

[cold nebula]

Hello Peter

[somber shale]

Do u have the dude with scythe

[wind axle]

Who?

[drifting ivy]

her name is Milicent

[wind axle]

yo???

smough gaming

[wind axle]

ill go do that quest rn ty sir

[cold nebula]

Harbinger of Decay or Mortharion?

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cooper-cat-hello-gif-23507980

[drifting ivy]

not sure but it might be too late

[cold nebula]

https://media.altchar.com/prod/images/940_530/gm-b1a69df2-c782-4e55-9c50-994c6bfcca37-mortarion.jpg

[drifting ivy]

you NEED to summon her during the Malenia fight

you can try but i don't think you'll be able to do the quest

[somber shale]

That is the one

[cold nebula]

Yes, no I don't have him, cause I don't play Death Guard

I run Nurgle Daemons

[somber shale]

ah they are not the same

different faction

[cold nebula]

Different Armies

But all Nurgle

It is possible to mix them in a game thou

[somber shale]

@cold nebulasince u here, are you gonna get the Daemon Hunter game ?

[wind axle]

doesnt say anything about that in the wiki

[drifting ivy]

try it ou

[wind axle]

Yes sir

[north saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/alexander-elden-ring-pass-down-gif-23968786 ** PASS DOWN THE FKIN POT PLZ**

[drifting ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/alexander-elden-ring-pass-down-gif-23968786

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/alexander-elden-ring-pass-down-gif-23968786

[desert pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/alexander-elden-ring-pass-down-gif-23968786

[smoky matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/alexander-elden-ring-pass-down-gif-23968786

[somber shale]

mario sfx

[drifting ivy]

how dare you destroy the chain

[somber shale]

Cause i am not a purple

[desert pilot]

sounds like a skill issue

[drifting ivy]

wait can't yellows put gifs?

[desert pilot]

nope

you can't embed links without donator

[somber shale]

@drifting ivypay 5 dollars to post gif and pic

[drifting ivy]

skill isue

[wind axle]

🤨

[somber shale]

RTX 5080: hooked up with Nuclear Power Plant

[severe lodge]

PC people - there's a hdmi port on the back of my computer that doesn't work with any displays. any idea what it would be for

[cold nebula]

House cleaning done

[void slate]

House cleaning is tight

[cold nebula]

Indeed

Now I can open a beer, but I still have work to do on the floor

[void slate]

@exotic leaf Do you feel like watching Sims 4

[cold nebula]

I am living Sims 4 now

[drifting ivy]

@signal iris @wind axle its actually so fucking stupid, i get one shot by malenia's CLONES

THE CLONE

[north saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/pacman-gif-21447981

[signal iris]

clones?

[drifting ivy]

second phase

[signal iris]

nevee seen clones

[drifting ivy]

bruh

[void slate]

Is this because someone peed on the floor?

[barren dagger]

i love this image

[timber tartan]

Just got muted on Pso2 Ngs discord for asking why the game was so dead

[marsh girder]

deez

[void slate]

deezer

[barren dagger]

deezerer

[cold nebula]

Why are they all robots?

[wind axle]

Yup

[drifting ivy]

i gave up on her today

[wind axle]

I just alternate between left and right, up and down on the dodges

[drifting ivy]

she's too annoying

[wind axle]

Won't get hit that way

[wind axle]

Fair

[void slate]

I have robot fetish

[desert pilot]

🤨

[exotic leaf]

i have to go to work soon

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-waiting-for-the-barbarians-colonel-joll-uniform-movie-gif-18463557

[void slate]

Don't worry. I like robots because they are asexual.

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-wwe-alexa-bliss-alexa-bliss-alexa-bliss-meme-alexa-bliss-reaction-gif-18600408

Too bad, I am too sexual

[desert pilot]

ayo

[harsh quartz]

http://puu.sh/IPQLV/cba92da1fb.png

Price per Crystal ---- Blue Crystals ---- Royal Crystals ---- Total

Total: http://puu.sh/IPQNi/d312f6b0fc.png

[wide ginkgo]

tf?