💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[granite umbra]

nah , just merch and cosplay

[vital roost]

ah fair enough

[sharp stratus]

me too, i sleep so well on them

[granite umbra]

they moved the whole line and i ended up being 'first'

[sharp stratus]

maybe youll win something

that happens

[granite umbra]

please no i do not want to be featured on social media

[sharp stratus]

this is your chance to ascend

[bitter heath]

you're going to be killed @granite umbra

[sharp stratus]

i think thats a bit far fetched

dont scare them out of the con lmao

[exotic leaf]

lmao

[granite umbra]

by weebs no less

[sharp stratus]

i dont think they could physically kill anybody

[granite umbra]

🤣 💀

[exotic leaf]

a group of weebs can be unpredictable

[sharp stratus]

they can smell perfectly normal and non-awkward convos from a mile away

im a weeb for aot though, that show slaps

i firmly believe theyd kill themselves accidentally first

what kind of hell awaits you if youre killed by a weeb

[hushed hazel]

im not a weeb i just recognise good shows

doesnt matter whether they're western or easterm

[sharp stratus]

same, part of me will die when aot ends

how dare you

[hushed hazel]

i already read the ending

[sharp stratus]

ive avoided it so pleasee have mercy

[hushed hazel]

ok

[sharp stratus]

thats the good ending to that interaction and im happy

[hushed hazel]

the voices are telling me to spoil the series

[paper haven]

The voices are telling me to consume more of my fellow brethren

O' brothers in arms

[waxen viper]

No they're not, I'm one of the voices

[golden mica]

I do not like this area one bit...
https://i.imgur.com/kjetvus.jpeg

[vital roost]

red means good

red means go

[signal seal]

if you have the incantation: fire cleanse me, i'd recommend using it

also any talisman that increases robustness

[golden mica]

I don't haven't found it in giants area yet

[sharp stratus]

red = ❤️

[rough trail]

yeah try fighting the dragonkin soldier there

[signal seal]

you want me to tell you where the next grace is and how to make it easier?

[rough trail]

it’s just complete ass

[golden mica]

what I'm going to do is go find that fire cleanse me spell

[rough trail]

also the dragonkin soldier does not have a hitbox on its stomach at all sometimes

[signal seal]

yeah his stomach is hollowed out

it's deliberate so you can't just sit under him, i like the design

[rough trail]

yeah I mean I don’t think it’s supposed to be like that

[signal seal]

i came so close to killing him a bunch of times and he knocked me into the red and i couldn't recover he was a fun one

[rough trail]

I’m still hitting his fucking nuts those aren’t hollowed out

[signal seal]

na, his stomach and chest are rotted out

[rough trail]

I feel like there’s a consistent thing where like 5-6 bosses in this game just had an issue where I would miss attacks on their stomachs

and I don’t believe it had anything to do with deliberate design

[lament egret]

slurp up the kool aid

[sharp vale]

@signal seal

[signal seal]

nice cat

[signal iris]

NICE

[sharp vale]

Slurp some pilk

Pilk

[wind axle]

Put all your flasks into health and just sprint through and activate platforms

[barren dagger]

cat

[sharp vale]

Cat

[wind axle]

There's no enemies except basilisks and they don't even do damage

[smoky matrix]

it is time to run in a straight line as fsat as you can to the other side (:

[signal iris]

almost there, chat

[wind axle]

No, activate the platforms!!

[signal iris]

@golden micainvest some points into faith for uhhh

[golden mica]

"NO ENEMIES" Btw

[signal seal]

This movie True Romance is pretty neat, can't believe there's a Tarantino film i missed

[wind axle]

Fuck is that

[smoky matrix]

literally where

[wind axle]

Did you go up the ruins?

Where the fuck did you go 💀

[smoky matrix]

I have never seen that lol

[signal seal]

it's a secret area

[signal iris]

flame, cleanse me

[golden mica]

I went up this thing?!

Is that not where I'm supposed to go?!?

[signal iris]

@golden mica

[wind axle]

No

[signal seal]

did you grab the map MIchael?

[wind axle]

You're supposed to go into the wall behind it

[wind axle]

You don't gotta go up

Ground-level

There's a staircase down that leads to a grace that isn't surrounded by shitwater

[signal seal]

you want to go left to the big platform and rock in the pink

there's a weak enemy there with a good drop

[signal iris]

lmaoo i managed to reach the last boss, surprised i killed the second last boss in one attempt

[wind axle]

Oh yeah I never killed the dragonkin

[hushed hazel]

man with hammer or hoarah loux

[wind axle]

I should do that

[sharp vale]

It's time for you to give me hug rn

[hushed hazel]

michael why have you stolen my drip

[signal seal]

Hoarah is the most annoying boss ever

[wind axle]

Hoarah is easy though ⁉️

[hushed hazel]

^

[signal seal]

doesn't mean he's not annoying

[signal iris]

dude was ez wym?

[golden mica]

no kidding

[hushed hazel]

just dodge

[signal seal]

i don't use katanas guys

[golden mica]

you mean generic samurai drip that everyone under the sun uses?

[hushed hazel]

yes

[wind axle]

I have a different drip though

[signal seal]

mmm hmm rivers of blood

[hushed hazel]

the iron kasa goes hard ngl

[wind axle]

Ronin armor too but everything else different

[signal iris]

i wear a dress and some horns

[wind axle]

Iron kasa too generic now

[sharp vale]

Real

[hushed hazel]

i use the white reed armour cos it looks drippy

[wind axle]

Skeletal hood gang

[golden mica]

You're very fashionable

[hushed hazel]

would post image but no donator

[wind axle]

Donate

[hushed hazel]

i spent all my money

[smoky matrix]

is it the one in your banner

[hushed hazel]

thats old

[smoky matrix]

ah

[wind axle]

Don't send it to me so I can repost it ||send it to me so I can repost it||

[golden mica]

Do I want to go in here or the ruins to the right?
https://i.imgur.com/ujT2a8n.jpeg

[wind axle]

In there

Staircase down + grace

[hushed hazel]

actually yea ill just change my banner

[wind axle]

drip too hard

[smoky matrix]

what chest is that?

[vital roost]

frost drippin sheesh

[golden mica]

drip?

mf has the smallest head

[hushed hazel]

ngl that hood is dripping

[granite umbra]

he lacks funny hat

[wind axle]

Ronin chestpiece

[smoky matrix]

funny hat

[wind axle]

Rainbow road headass

[signal seal]

+3 int 🙂

[hushed hazel]

i use big iron hat w/ the white samurai chest and ronin gauntlets and boots

[wind axle]

Generic hat wearer 💀

[hushed hazel]

the big iron hat is based

[vital roost]

thinking cap

[smoky matrix]

dripless behaviour

[signal iris]

star wars moment

[wind axle]

Drip (definitely mine and not Sky's)

[hushed hazel]

[hushed hazel]

ngl nokron and nokstella are some of my favourite locations aesthetic wise

[golden mica]

Claire wins

[wind axle]

hate it here

[hushed hazel]

fr

[golden mica]

I made it to loretta before I realized I'm REALLY due for an upgrade in my ashes

[signal iris]

what my mimic doing?

[wind axle]

yay...

yaaaay....

yaaaaaayyyyy....

[golden mica]

💀

[hushed hazel]

woooooo!!

[smoky matrix]

didn't expect bloodstain...

[granite umbra]

what da mimic doin

[signal iris]

turning away while i seppuku

[hushed hazel]

ok now that i've unlocked all the areas im gonna go back and kill all the bosses starting with limgrave

[wind axle]

i hate it here

[smoky matrix]

it just occured to me that I do not think I have backstepped a single time in combat

[signal iris]

time 4 sleep

[hushed hazel]

who backsteps

[smoky matrix]

not me obv

[wind axle]

backstep gotta be the most useless thing in the game

[golden mica]

oh hell no... I can't stand these MFs even alone, now there's 5?!?
https://i.imgur.com/AjQ9yu4.jpeg

[signal iris]

nah, it's good in the haligtree rot area

[smoky matrix]

this was the one time I backstepped

[signal iris]

LOL

[smoky matrix]

literally just ran past and to the left (:

[golden mica]

yeah I did the funny sneak

why, just why.
Why would my character EVER think this is a good idea?!?!
||https://i.imgur.com/BS9qiKr.jpeg||

[rough trail]

you gotta get the scorpion stinger though

[mild crystal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/564630674771017728/933945992544387072/2009EE64-A737-4C08-AF6D-08A3EDDD11B2.gif

[smoky matrix]

waterslide :D

[smoky matrix]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/756028725887238177/944305742758936646/a_75066301227b50b93f523816d427ae9e.gif

[wind axle]

i hate it here

[signal iris]

only reason to backstep

[wind axle]

lets fucking gooooooo

[signal seal]

huge brain

[golden mica]

oh lovely, another boss with a really janky hitbox who floats 10ft above my highest reach

[signal seal]

Astel?

[golden mica]

yes

[signal seal]

she's a cool boss, literally an alien that came from a meteorite

[signal iris]

doesn't matter, bc this is heaps better

[signal seal]

yeah i know

[wind axle]

ive become a fucking creature

[signal seal]

you just getting there for the first time frost?

[golden mica]

okay second try, wasn't too bad

frustrating hitbox though, had to slash the feet

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-oh-heavens-no-oh-heavens-yes-gif-22124251

[signal seal]

she'll punish you if you get right under her, or in her jaws

[golden mica]

I sat under her 90% of the fight, didn't go too badly

[wind axle]

yes

i found astel pretty easy

his attacks are pretty telegraphed

only thing you had to look out for was te teleport grab

[golden mica]

why is she guarding a lift, how does that make any sense

[signal seal]

oh the one guarding the lift 😄

nvm false alarm you guys fought the baby one

[golden mica]

bing: I hate spoilers
also bing:

[wind axle]

The non baby one was a cancer fight

[signal seal]

i'm sorry i'm out of it all sore and headache

on melee yes, on magic no

[golden mica]

magic cringe!
||mainly cause I sucked at it cause I was low lvl||

Still don't understand how comet users make it through general gameplay though, the missile attack seemed like it was a pea shooter

[wind axle]

Pebble?

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

Pebble hits super hard

700+ per shot at like 60 int

[signal seal]

comet is amazing, and comet azure is niche gotta be smart about it

[golden mica]

not for me, but again, skill issue possible

[wind axle]

Super low cast time + 7 fp cost

[signal seal]

also michael i have 80 int

[golden mica]

general gameplay

[signal seal]

yeah i use comet for small enemies

i replaced glintstone pebble with comet

spells that AOE / pierce are where it's at

[golden mica]

?!?!?

1. how are you supposed to even dodge that
2. WHAT IS THAT DAMAGE + TICK?!?

[signal seal]

hardest Evergaol + you got hit with an AOE that bleeds you and hits you a lot

also the projectile that hit you does DOT

[wind axle]

dude fuck land octopi

[signal seal]

that's why you died

[signal seal]

they take about 20x more damage in the face than the body

[golden mica]

he didn't hit me with any projectiles

[golden mica]

how are you supposed to dodge that AOE, it's bigger than like 3 rolls length

[wind axle]

i know but its still such an annoying room

[wind axle]

run the fuck back when she jumps

[signal seal]

at 2 seconds it didn't damage but it proc'd on you

[wind axle]

frost works best on her, shes immune to bleed

[signal seal]

there's a window you can get out of it

or you read it and run away

[golden mica]

What I'm hearing is that I'm not doing this evergoal and just using mimic

[signal seal]

that evergaol is really hard

i think harder than the crucible knight one

[sharp stratus]

you guys make me want to buy elden ring

[signal seal]

do it

[sharp stratus]

im not good enough

ive never beat a fromsoft game

[signal seal]

everyone who plays a souls for the first time is bad at it

[sharp stratus]

i loved sekiro though, but i never beat it

[golden mica]

yeah okay, not fighting this, cya 80k runes, you'll be missed

[golden mica]

I had only beat 1 boss in DS3 before this game

[sharp stratus]

so it still feels good even as a newcomer?

[golden mica]

[signal seal]

if you buy it don't fight the tree sentinel

[golden mica]

There's the tutorial boss and then there's the "welcome to souls games" tutorial boss

[sharp stratus]

lets go lmao

[wind axle]

never knew this guy existed

[sharp stratus]

i just paid tuition for this semester so im broke but i think ill buy it when i can

[wind axle]

its worth it

[signal seal]

Weak foe ahead

[queen osprey]

@hard pond we won all 3

[golden mica]

yeah I literally can't even get past 80% health rn, it's not happening

[wind axle]

I could attempt to assist

I have a stupid strong cold spell

[golden mica]

can you even assist in evergaols?

[wind axle]

Idk

[golden mica]

fairly sure you can't

[hard pond]

sheeeeesh

[wind axle]

Worth killing though

[golden mica]

maybe when I'm stronger?!?!

[wind axle]

Do you have freezing grease

Just put that on your swords

And maybe swap out blood slash for bh step

Change affinity to keen

[queen osprey]

we played hec yuumi it was not fair at all

[signal seal]

bro early Tarintino was crazy

[hushed hazel]

@vestal ember yo krypted

can u spare me some droppable runes

[wind axle]

Simply do the funny mohgwyn

[hushed hazel]

not for me

my friend needs em but i dont have any

[wind axle]

Oh

[golden mica]

I don't think he has any, I think he gave the rest to me

[hard pond]

the doaenel special

[queen osprey]

then the last game they played skarner jg

also

consider this build

https://i.imgur.com/KJh9opS.png

the enemy jhin

couldnt make up his mind

laning against vayne lux

[signal seal]

weird elden ring UI

[willow quartz]

🤨

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343597263110668289/954915414641627196/unknown.png

[signal seal]

ooo new wordle in 8 minutes

[willow quartz]

wordle nerds

[signal seal]

it's 1 per day

[golden mica]

Wordle cringe, real gamers play qurdle now

[exotic leaf]

tiny bebe

[hard pond]

this build is a crime

[vestal ember]

perhaps

[signal seal]

is that a real thing

[hushed hazel]

perchance

[smoky matrix]

i feel like wordle died so fast when it got bought out

I haven't seen any wordle posts for ages down from lots every day

mfw I forget to type the first half of the sentence

[vestal ember]

go to church of elleh

[hushed hazel]

kk

[queen osprey]

lol yeh we were debating what he was doing building last whisper, executioners and components for galeforce

[hushed hazel]

P yea?

[vestal ember]

yes

[golden mica]

check it out, it's actually quite fun

[golden mica]

I missed a few days and just couldn't be bothered getting back into the habit

[hushed hazel]

gg

and ty

[golden mica]

do I do it
https://i.imgur.com/AIaon8v.jpeg

[hushed hazel]

Do it.

[queen osprey]

yes

[vestal ember]

yes

[wind axle]

Do it

There's only two summons worth using in this game anyway

[signal seal]

yeah it's still good

[vestal ember]

freezing lake pvpers?

[signal seal]

best place to pvp is in front of radahns arena portal but it's a pain to get there

Samurai on the water or in the desert style

or forgotten lands would be cool with all the snow

[exotic leaf]

i love when i’m eating and my brain tells me my food is rotten

[signal seal]

is it rotten 👀

[exotic leaf]

no it’s fresh sauce i made yesterday

and pasta

[signal seal]

mmm i'd eat it

tell your brain that and it will feel better

[wind axle]

Might come 1 sec

Shitting pant rn

Wait can you pvp on top of divine towers

[vestal ember]

no i dont think so

[wind axle]

Lame

[vestal ember]

yeah

cant even pvp in elden throne

would've been the best arena

[wind axle]

Even worse

Why live

[vestal ember]

bandai namco doesnt care about their competitive community 😡

[queen osprey]

@hard pond wanna play?

[exotic leaf]

no

[golden mica]

funnily enough, +10 mimic is slightly better than a +3 archer
https://i.imgur.com/BCNmbGE.jpeg

[signal seal]

give it a funny weapon

[wind axle]

Moment

[signal seal]

like a +10 colassal something

[wind axle]

Good luck with malenia Michael

[vestal ember]

[exotic leaf]

what level did you guys fight her at

[signal seal]

like 140

[vestal ember]

yeah around there

[signal seal]

you can do it lower

or higher, doesn't really matter, she'll kill you all the same

[vestal ember]

you can do it as soon as you have mimic lol

[wind axle]

Lf host of fingers

[signal seal]

mimic dies in phase 1 now

[high wasp]

good morning king

[exotic leaf]

my friend fought her 200+ times

[wind axle]

Jesus

host where

[exotic leaf]

i haven’t been able to pvp

[golden mica]

this is cool, I'm not using specials rn, but it's cool

[wind axle]

That's for non-specials Michael

That's for +25

@vestal ember wheremst

[golden mica]

oh

[wind axle]

cringe

very cringe

cant believe you simply did that

[vestal ember]

summon me then

[golden mica]

Is this where I have to go now? through that angry boi

[wind axle]

cringe meta abuser

[signal seal]

oh he's weak just charge ahead

[wind axle]

yes

gg

[vestal ember]

YOU HAVE BLOODHOUND ON TOO

[wind axle]

YOU HAVE FUNNY SHIELD AND CAST STARS OF RUIN

[vestal ember]

fine

lf1 summon

[wind axle]

no

im gonna go do haligtree now

[golden mica]

christ, haligtree has two ancient dragon stones, this place lategame asf

[wind axle]

Yer

[signal seal]

it has a LOT of good loot

[golden mica]

Should I try take one of my katanas to +25 or save the stone for when I get access to rivers of blood

[vestal ember]

rivers of blood needs ancient somber dragon

[golden mica]

ah good, I have one of both

[signal seal]

you should be able to get 5-7 somber stones and 8-12 regular dragon stones per playthrough

those numbers might be a bit off on normal ones

[golden mica]

ah not too bad, I can take uchi or naga up to 25 then... when I find the materials to get it to 24

[signal seal]

the bell bearings are in areas you should have access to

[golden mica]

This is the most souls-like death...

[signal seal]

i hate those things

[smoky matrix]

oh god those tracking shots are evil

[wind axle]

cool

[golden mica]

Alright chat what's the guess, higher or lower 30 attempts
https://i.imgur.com/iZfmXer.jpeg

[signal seal]

30

pls livestream i won't vc but i want to watch 😄

[wind axle]

L bozo

[wind axle]

stream please god

[signal seal]

get nascent butterflied scrub

[golden mica]

😩 do I have to

[wind axle]

gaming

[wind axle]

we can give tips yes

[vestal ember]

30 stream

[golden mica]

god she looks like a bad ass

[vestal ember]

join pls

[wind axle]

her phase 2

im always down bad krypted

[vestal ember]

@golden mica pausechamp

[signal seal]

simping on a rotted demi-god with a prosthetic arm 🤔

down bad

[smoky matrix]

what's he fighting?

[signal seal]

Milenia

[smoky matrix]

ah ok I don't wanna spoil that for myself

[signal seal]

I am Milenia, Blade of Miquella

[smoky matrix]

good luck

[golden mica]

I mean that was very good for a blind attempt

[wind axle]

damn

[signal seal]

not bad

[wind axle]

further than i thought

[vestal ember]

overleveled !?

[golden mica]

oh

[vital roost]

well that lasted 2 seconds

[signal seal]

I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella

[signal seal]

the fight usually ends with her at full health 🙂

[vital roost]

just stab her

[signal seal]

she still heals off hitting your corpse

[granite umbra]

muted moment

[vestal ember]

concentration moment

[signal seal]

Michael applying 7,000 buffs

[vestal ember]

mimic tear ganker D:

[signal seal]

that mimic tear gonna be dead by phase 2

[vestal ember]

pepela

@golden mica you're doing it in the wrong order noob

summon your mimic and buff it too

[golden mica]

gonna keep mimic

[vital roost]

michael ur supposed to kill her faster than she kills u

[wind axle]

Rip bozer

[golden mica]

also I figured she'd probably kill me if I went to buff it up lol

[signal seal]

this is a fight you definitely have to learn

[vestal ember]

limit test

[signal seal]

you can't just get lucky

[vestal ember]

see if u have enough time 🙂

[signal seal]

if you summon the mimic holding the seal it will buff itself (hopefully

[golden mica]

alright new bet, +/- 100 attempts

[signal seal]

i'm guessing 4 hours

[vestal ember]

try buffing mimic

[golden mica]

mimc p2

[vestal ember]

just resummon p2 4head

[signal seal]

he's gotta learn the moves before he worries about the mimic

[vital roost]

LOl

[vestal ember]

[golden mica]

BRUH, HOW

[signal seal]

[vital roost]

she threw you like a fucking ragdoll

[golden mica]

LITERALLY NO GAPS IN HER ATTACK PATTERN

[exotic leaf]

omg live ewden wing

[vestal ember]

hes fighting hardest boss in game

[signal seal]

hardest boss in the game is my mimic tear

[vestal ember]

it buffed itself pog

simply unequip everything before you fight mimic tear then equip everything

[signal seal]

it's still me

[vestal ember]

the mimic buffs are actually clutch af wth

nooooo michael

[exotic leaf]

she reminds me of a harder version of Maria from BB

[signal seal]

the fact that she heals off hit is soul crushing

[vestal ember]

reset

pepela

terrible overlay

[thick orbit]

We will be judging every move

[signal seal]

Michael has more viewers than half of the twitch streamers right now

[vestal ember]

mimic puttin in work

[signal seal]

she's about to do the thing

[vestal ember]

[vital roost]

L

[signal seal]

LOL

[vestal ember]

that is tough.

[golden mica]

afk 30s

[wind axle]

michael

[signal seal]

she did the same thing to us don't worry

[exotic leaf]

rough

[wind axle]

tiche might unironically be better here

[golden mica]

idk if I can get a +10 tiche though

[wind axle]

malenia attacks too quick for mimic to properly tank + she heals off of hitting it

true

[signal seal]

if you want to benefit off mimic give it a really heavy weapon

to get the staggers

[golden mica]

[smoky matrix]

incredible view

[wind axle]

bro got 2 firefox pages open at the same time 💀

[signal seal]

but if it's not upgraded it won't work

[golden mica]

I mean I can upgrade shit

[signal seal]

still scales off your stats

[golden mica]

takes me 3 minutes to farm the runes

[wind axle]

upgrade tiche

[golden mica]

for stones + cost

[signal seal]

those waypoints on your map are driving me insane

[wind axle]

real

[signal seal]

❤️

[wind axle]

Who keeps saying "what" in the VC lmao

[signal seal]

I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella

give your mimic a great bow with radahn arrows 😄

[vestal ember]

you will only learn two things fighting this boss:

1. her name is malenia
2. she is the blade of miquella

[signal seal]

you did it !!!

[vestal ember]

[wind axle]

Boobie time

[signal seal]

fights over

[vestal ember]

gg

[signal seal]

nice job

[vital roost]

michael is so cool

[signal seal]

or is he 🤔

[vestal ember]

wait...

[vital roost]

only cool aussie i know

[signal seal]

lol krypted

[vestal ember]

pepela time for suffering

HAHAHAHA

[wind axle]

Rip bozi

[signal seal]

yep that's how i expected the kamikaze to go 😄

[exotic leaf]

[vital roost]

man just had a heart attack rigth there

[vital roost]

ok fine i know 2 cool aussies

[restive orbit]

:O

poggg

[restive orbit]

why this?

[vital roost]

watching michael play game

[restive orbit]

icic

[vestal ember]

rip bozo

3rd grab

[restive orbit]

idk what im looking at

[vestal ember]

thats the mimic tear that died to scarlet rot

[golden mica]

my mimic dying on the side

[wind axle]

Brb Gon hop out if stream real quick so I can catch up

[signal seal]

Alright i'm off to other things good luck Michael

[vital roost]

michael doesn't need luck

ok maybe he does

[golden mica]

what I need is for her to never use that attack

[restive orbit]

what is michael doing and where watch

[vestal ember]

i hate lfgs

[wind axle]

Dude was so loud christ

[vital roost]

elden ring boss fight

[signal seal]

she activates it at damage breakpoints, regardless of whether or not she's healed

so if you get the hang of it you can predict it

[vital roost]

ctrl r

[restive orbit]

i see

ik

[vital roost]

[restive orbit]

i dont wanna see spoilers though anyway

[vital roost]

fair enough

[golden mica]

can we talk about the fact I can't hit her

when she grabs my mimic

[strange finch]

wot boss are u fighting

[vital roost]

milenia

[strange finch]

i havent fought yet rip

[signal seal]

blade of Miquella

[wind axle]

malenia

game bad

[restive orbit]

yeah how about stop sending shit without spoiler tags

[vestal ember]

dont click on off tipic 😈

[wind axle]

[smoky matrix]

nothing in that thumbnail is a spoiler just don't watch it lol

[vestal ember]

we've been talking about elden ring for the past week

[exotic leaf]

or don’t click play lmao

[vestal ember]

@golden mica

[signal seal]

skill issued frost sorry

[restive orbit]

i dont even want to see a pixel that i havent seen myself >:C

[strange finch]

that was just unlucky tbh

[wind axle]

then simply dont

[restive orbit]

real

[golden mica]

[golden mica]

okay chat, we're doing a quick detour!

[vestal ember]

pepela

[signal seal]

that is an evil emote

[golden mica]

@vestal ember is the ballbearing for the last smithing stones hard?

[signal seal]

easier than Malenia 🙂

[restive orbit]

cause i remember quite a few people posting elden ring shit and clearly that has not changed

[signal seal]

lots of people do use spoilers

[vestal ember]

no lol

[wind axle]

its a pretty shit fight

[golden mica]

It's not up there is it?

[vestal ember]

@golden mica

top right

[golden mica]

that map lied to me lol

[vestal ember]

yeah its never 100%

free

[golden mica]

It's so nice of her to let me get all my buffs off

[strange finch]

thats a tilter

[golden mica]

yeah instant OHK and I can't figure out how to dodge yet lol

my only time dodging it I was just running

[signal seal]

running is viable

[teal temple]

i now have moon viel sword

only problem is my character cannot wield it properly yet

[vestal ember]

michael is the only person i know that doesnt charge a heavy attack during animations lol

[golden mica]

idk when I could hit her after the anim

[vital roost]

best of luck to u michael, i might join back in a bit

[hollow marten]

Wocky slush

[smoky matrix]

no way

[hollow marten]

Hi lemur

[smoky matrix]

hihi

[hollow marten]

Hru

[golden mica]

Going to have nightmares about that voiceline

[smoky matrix]

I'm ok, pretending I don't have uni work to do and playing Elden instead :>

[hollow marten]

Dope

[smoky matrix]

you?

[hollow marten]

Downloading elden

[smoky matrix]

oo nice did you just get it?

[vestal ember]

@golden mica

[hollow marten]

Couple of my friends just got it for me

Massive w

[smoky matrix]

nice nice

[lament egret]

hi chat

[wind axle]

My game just crashed as I was about to touch a new grace and was carrying 480k runes

Swear to god

[hollow marten]

I have experience with souls games but wasn't all that good

[smoky matrix]

real koemi

[hollow marten]

[lament egret]

hi lemur

my mf eye wont stop twitching

[golden mica]

lol my ER crashed

[lament egret]

insane

[wind axle]

Moment

[strange finch]

rip

[teal temple]

rip bozo

[golden mica]

lol frost is fighting her too

aight, i'm gonna go climbing

[wind axle]

not yet

im almost at her fight

[golden mica]

i swear I saw your character

[wind axle]

nah i only just reached elphael

[lament egret]

ghu

[wind axle]

gru

[teal temple]

GORLS

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-gru-money-in-terms-of-money-we-have-no-money-gif-17689419

me when i spend 20k runes to level up once ^

[vestal ember]

only 20k

[wind axle]

I need 250k

[vestal ember]

pepela

[teal temple]

i am below level 60, it'll be a pain later on i'm sure

[golden mica]

You're doing great Eileen

[teal temple]

thank semp, so this might be a hot take but bleed shouldn't stack if your guarding with a shield

like is my shield made of flesh? doesn't make a whole lot of sense when you really think about it

[golden mica]

@vestal ember will I be using mel's weapon at all or am I just doing this because it's really hard

[vestal ember]

yes you will

[golden mica]

Pog

[wind axle]

Her weapon is very pogchamp

Also you should do it anyway to collect all the great runes

She has one of the best imo, the Bloodborne mechanic rune

[golden mica]

Please suffer a while before killing her

[wind axle]

im going to lie down and watch videos cause i dont feel like doing her fight

[teal temple]

alright so i had this god tier idea yesterday

[civic elm]

yo is there a channel i can use to promote my twitter bruh?

[wind axle]

also fucks sake i didnt know there was a lift right from the start of elphael right to malenia

[wind axle]

nah

ill do 1 malenia attempt and see how it goes

[strange finch]

u win those

[civic elm]

yall talking about elden ring?

[wind axle]

yea

[teal temple]

they do be do be do be

[wind axle]

[civic elm]

yo i just got the game and am lost asf because this is my first dark souls type of game tf do i do after just starting?

[vital roost]

go kill god

[wind axle]

[wind axle]

just follow the arrows on the map, they lead you to main bosses

this isnt really like any other souls game since its an open world, just feel free to explore everything

if anything is too hard dont be afraid to just level up and come back later

[civic elm]

so just kill stuff and gain some xp and stuff and find bosses and shit?

[wind axle]

yeah

yep seems about right @golden mica

[civic elm]

oh alright bet ty!!

[signal seal]

did Michael win yet?

[golden mica]

Michael is just about to pull out of his driveway to go climbing

[void slate]

Hello Frost

[golden mica]

I'll attempt later

[signal seal]

oooo have fun climbing is great

[void slate]

Hello Simp Eternal

[wind axle]

have fun sir

im gonna go lie down and hate my life because ng+ malenia is very not fun

[teal temple]

bro just parry her what are u doing

[wind axle]

your mother

[teal temple]

https://youtu.be/_tOfAdBvQRQ

frost i need you to do me a favor and GIT GUD

literally learn to parry and dodge that attack

[wind axle]

ok

[teal temple]

(i say as i am still working my way towards the boss)

[teal temple]

listen here bucko, i am no longer sharing any of my fries with you.

[wind axle]

theyre all mine then

[void slate]

Hello chat

[signal seal]

hello and goodnight

[teal temple]

dude people probably think i'm cheating @trail citrus

like no fucking way lmfao

[hollow marten]

gah damn

[teal temple]

like the mm just fucking sucks

i literally have to carry HARD some games

[hollow marten]

not as cool as little alchemy

no way i made doge

[void slate]

Bing ❤️ 🌃

[exotic leaf]

🅿️eter

[void slate]

Lewshifer isn't it bedtime for you

[exotic leaf]

shh

[void slate]

https://youtu.be/EpSuKQtOG7c

[harsh quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz0uM2t5-dQ

[void slate]

Did you like the song? 🥺

[golden mica]

@vestal ember do you think I keep attempting mel or should I go figure out how to get to crumbling farum & kill godskin duo for latest ballbearing

[vestal ember]

ballbearing for more damage

[golden mica]

off to do the 2nd most infamous boss then

[vestal ember]

will be easy with mimic

[golden mica]

or I guess 3rd most infamous

I'd assume mel - scourge - duo

Should I replace turtle/vidian with stuff?

[teal temple]

replace with golden scarab

[vestal ember]

dragoncrest greatshield if you can

[golden mica]

no?

[teal temple]

yes.

[golden mica]

It's in halig, so easy 👍

[paper haven]

Yess

Wait, did you swap to bleed?

[golden mica]

well, I swapped to about 5 things

but rn I'm bleed

[paper haven]

Get lord of blood exultation

Once you get to the Capital

[golden mica]

I tried to, I couldn't find the entrance to the catacombs

[paper haven]

Errr, you know where the fallen dragon is?

[golden mica]

Non, I will google in my own time dw

[paper haven]

Have fun!

[golden mica]

okay right now I am LF forge of giants..

[paper haven]

Make sure you get rivers of blood before killing the boss lol

I've gotta wait till ng+

I cant, not, repeat myself anymore... the regret runs deep

[golden mica]

which boss, at forge of giants or?

[paper haven]

Yeah

[golden mica]

I'm going to forge of giants to talk to ||melania|| so I can visit crumbling farum to fight ||godskin duo|| for final ball-bearing

is that fine? (spoilers in case others are reading)

[paper haven]

The ||Fire Giant||

[golden mica]

isn't that who drops RoB?

[paper haven]

No, it's an ||invader that spawns|| that drops it

||Invaders stop spawning once the zone boss is dead||

[golden mica]

noted, I absolutely would have killed the ||giant||

[teal temple]

just going to come out and say it, semp i think i can beat you in a pvp battle

[paper haven]

Catgirl pfp? Ofc

[teal temple]

isn't that an over played reddit joke?

[paper haven]

Don't know, don't use reddit

[teal temple]

sounds like something they'd say, or twitter. Both are cess pools of unfunny "humor"

[vestal ember]

@golden mica i just speedran to morgot

[golden mica]

you really did, but why

[paper haven]

Actually :[]

[vestal ember]

i dont have all the achievements

im getting the other 2 endings

[paper haven]

Did you get the ||poop one||?

[golden mica]

I have zero idea what ending I will get, i'll worry about that next time

[vestal ember]

that one doesnt give an achievement and its literally the worst ending

[paper haven]

Good. It doesn't deserve an achievement, it's horrid and awful.

[sweet lion]

guys my game is crashing once i start it up anyone knows how to fix that

[golden mica]

I found said boss, and I think I can't reach the cauldron cause of him, I saw a white barrier before I died @paper haven

[paper haven]

||BIG ORANG GUY?||

[golden mica]

yis

[paper haven]

Just go get RoB quick!

It's just a single ||Invader NPC||

[golden mica]

@sweet lion ask in #💬destiny-chat, you can't speak about that game here

wait wtf is through here

[teal temple]

i will say i am happy you guys are marking this as spoilers, i'm only on the|| flower mommy|| fight so far

[golden mica]

oh duh, that's the fight I just came across

[golden mica]

who?

[teal temple]

the lady who has two phases, the one with the ||sword whirlwind ||where she ||calls you a "true lord" ||at the end

i think i posted it earlier in here, a lvl. 1 dude beating her

[golden mica]

||melania?||

[teal temple]

yes

i call her|| flower mommy|| because her ||orange attack looks like a flower||

[golden mica]

god I have you mixed up for someone else.. I thought you had just beat the first boss yesterday

[wind axle]

Make sure you collect bolt of gransax,||can't get it after you do the funny in the mountains||

[teal temple]

oh no lmfao i beat margrit like 3 days ago, no spoiler needed because everyone knows who he is.

[golden mica]

noted, I will get RoB and granny after I commit dinner

[wind axle]

Poggies

[golden mica]

speaking of rob, I should dump one of my katanas for it shouldn't I

[wind axle]

I'm gonna try to bang my head against the wall known as malenia

Only if you want

[golden mica]

I'm gonna take a very long detour before I go fight melly again

or maybe not, not sure if I can be bothered with ||fire giant & godksin before melania|| rn

[wind axle]

Fair

I also gotta go to farum azula, gotta make my whips +25

[golden mica]

can't get there until you kill melly tho

[wind axle]

I'll try finishing this off though

You can

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

You just won't be able to activate her great rune as easily

[golden mica]

oh right duh, I had a moment

but yeah, cba with two bosses to get +25 weapon, I will try again after I get rob

[wind axle]

24 of smithing 7 and 8 to get +24 on both fucking whips kill me now

[golden mica]

Yes, i have the same issue

[wind axle]

12 of each type of stone

2x

Hate it here

[teal temple]

me seeing the tree sentinel for the first time ^

this pepe conveys an emotion i cannot describe in words

[golden mica]

Yes I have the same issue

[wind axle]

At least it'll be easier with rob

[hushed hazel]

just got a bugged rennala where the shield and glowing baby didnt spawn

[wind axle]

Moping

[hushed hazel]

fr

[drifting ivy]

gud morning chat

[wind axle]

Good afterning

[sacred oasis]

Morning Ahkaly

[queen osprey]

i love akali

[wind axle]

Wow Malenia fucking sucks in Ng+

I'm getting twoshot at level 189

[rough trail]

malenia is always ass

it’s literally just two attacks

[hushed hazel]

yes

[void slate]

Gluten Morgen

[drifting ivy]

I loooove League

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/zKsRR96.png

im a league demon

[wind axle]

i just got knocked under the map what the fuck

[golden mica]

free

[sacred oasis]

I wish I still had the willpower to enjoy League

after too many jungle games…I quit and haven’t touched it since

[queen osprey]

playing with friends

makes all the difference

[sacred oasis]

My friends only play ARAM tho

[wind axle]

time to do a bit of trolling

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/0jFbUwJ.png

this is so cringe

[golden mica]

@wind axle I don't suppose you have a spare white mask, I apparently can't get it anymore cause I killed mohg

[granite umbra]

@wind axle what vpn do you use

[wind axle]

What white mask

[wind axle]

None 💀

[golden mica]

varre's one

[wind axle]

Oh, I didn't get it

I forgor to do the invade

[smoky matrix]

I hate the mountains I hate the mountains

[wind axle]

Malenia makes me wanna die

[smoky matrix]

every single encounter in the mountains makes me wanna die

[wind axle]

god i fucking hate her clone attack

its so strong and so annoying to dodge

[rough trail]

I can honestly sort of handle her dumbass flurry attack

I just can’t handle the phase 1 triple slash

[wind axle]

her flurry is alright

[rough trail]

like I legitimately cannot react to it in time

[wind axle]

her clone attack makes me wanna die

[rough trail]

though I do have pretty below average reaction time

[wind axle]

i keep getting hit by a 5th clone that i never see

i hate it here

KILL ME

[smoky matrix]

my enjoyment of this game has plummeted the second I set foot in the snow

[wind axle]

her health was like 5% then she did the funny on tiche and i hat e it here

[wind axle]

simply abuse horse more

[rough trail]

the problem with endgame is that I just do not have any reason to fight enemies anymore

they’re all so fucking tanky and they give no real rewards ever

[golden mica]

It's time for my favourite place again!
https://i.imgur.com/cDsokRj.jpeg

[rough trail]

yeah I dunno what that means

[wind axle]

Pain

[teal temple]

So I'm farming runes right

At greyolls, these little shits keep spamming that fire scythe move and its so fucking annoying ngl

Oh or the move where they jump on your fucking back and one shot you, like bro I'm looking directly at you how tf are you on my back

[golden mica]

@wind axle I don't suppose I can steal you to help a mate with funny azur comet vs commander

[wind axle]

WHY DOES SHE HEAL SO MUCH IN PHASE 2 HJFSDIMGSI

yes you can i need a break

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

fuck malenia

in more ways than 1

[golden mica]

[vestal ember]

@wind axle can you mule something for me

[rough trail]

@wind axle can you do an entire frenzied flame run on my account so I can get 100%

[wind axle]

Sure after I nuke this boss

[golden mica]

@wind axle can you make me feel appreciated

[wind axle]

I'll frenzy your flame

[wind axle]

Your buildings are good they do not fall

[golden mica]

man actually might solo it, what a chad

nvm

[wind axle]

Kek

Mi sign el down

[somber anvil]

@golden mica @teal temple hello cuties

[golden mica]

he's just activating lift

[wind axle]

O

[golden mica]

[vestal ember]

where !?

[teal temple]

I keep getting fucking merked because they spam they're invincibility frames with that fire scythe

[wind axle]

For Michael

[golden mica]

he's helping a mate of mine!!

[vestal ember]

oops

[wind axle]

I'll mule after I help

[vestal ember]

wait lemme in on that fight

4 man gank this boss

[wind axle]

Isnt max 3 lmao

[vestal ember]

i think its 4

[golden mica]

he used funny finger call

[vestal ember]

nvm its 3 😦

[golden mica]

password still P?

[rough trail]

I never knew you had to have a summon to be invaded

was wondering where tf my boys were at the whole game

[golden mica]

LF FROST SIGN!?!?

[wind axle]

Oh wait

I put it at grace lmao omw

[teal temple]

So what's special about moonviel?

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/kxPhj7E.png
do I do it?

[wind axle]

Nice damage + range + skill heavy does a lot

[teal temple]

I got enough int to use it efficiently now, is there any special attack to it or just pure damage?

[wind axle]

Sign down sir@golden mica

[golden mica]

ty frosty

[wind axle]

boss moved so much i had to cast 4 times lmao

@vestal ember wheremst

[vestal ember]

church of elleh

[void slate]

@desert pilot 😦

[wind axle]

red sign ⁉️

[desert pilot]

dang gotta go around

[vestal ember]

yes

[wind axle]

it down

4 item correct?

rob gransax serpent and coded?

[vestal ember]

yes

[wind axle]

aight

[vestal ember]

what is this lag

[wind axle]

immense

1.5k damage in 0.001 seconds

[vestal ember]

how many runes did you get

[wind axle]

like 1k

[vestal ember]

damn

[drifting ivy]

truly such an important video

[wind axle]

YOOO

what weapon is that

[drifting ivy]

Its a giant ass finger

the Ringed Finger

its considered a hammer

and scaled with Str and Dex

[vestal ember]

lf1 frost

[drifting ivy]

if i remember correctly you can get it in the Gelmir Hero's Grave

[wind axle]

Mine now

[drifting ivy]

when you go NG+ go grab another one so you can power stance

[rough trail]

yeah I’d like to never go back to Gelmir’s again

[vestal ember]

you dropped me your devourer's scepter

[rough trail]

that dungeon is complete ass

[wind axle]

I didn't +10 one?

Whose fucking scepter is this wait

[rough trail]

oh yeah that reminds me

[wind axle]

I have 2 more scepters

What the fuck wait I'm so confused

[vestal ember]

bruh what

[rough trail]

who wants to also drop me bernahl’s scepter so I can get legendary armaments

[wind axle]

Connection errord

[vestal ember]

i dropped a normal devourer

[wind axle]

What

[drifting ivy]

Frost actually dupped wtf???

[vestal ember]

huge !?

[rough trail]

classic frost

[drifting ivy]

[vestal ember]

[wind axle]

Free +10 ⁉️

I still have 2 scepters I'm so lost

Both +0

[rough trail]

well I’ve received neither

[drifting ivy]

actually found a duplication glitch

[wind axle]

Whatever I'm gonna go eat

It's not even a dupe it's like

It made a new one at max level???

[drifting ivy]

it just created a +10?

[wind axle]

I'm so fucking confused

[drifting ivy]

wtf

[wind axle]

Mightve been the lag tbh

Shit was horrible

[vestal ember]

real

[drifting ivy]

yeah but thats still weird, it upgraded the weapon up to +10

[vestal ember]

pvp !?

[golden mica]

thank you my queen, I will see you in a few days when I get tilted ❤️

[rough trail]

nice fashion nerd

[sharp vale]

You mean hours?

[golden mica]

so far I'm liking RoB

[sharp vale]

Tf is ROB

Rob the robot?

[rough trail]

Rondo of Blood castlevania of course

[sharp vale]

Also I got another fever let's fucking go

[golden mica]

river of blood

[rough trail]

wtf is river of blood

[sharp vale]

River of BLOOD

[rough trail]

oh you mean the katana

[sharp vale]

A weapon

[rough trail]

yeah that things fucking crazy

40 dex/arc and it’s just absolutely god tier

[golden mica]

[rough trail]

yeah basically any combo of dex/arc

more arcane just means it’s more busted for bleeding shit

if that weapon was available at the beginning of the game I’d just fucking run dex/arc every time