#💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk
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I tried the second one
pretty sure I almost finished it then my save data was wiped
Mine was corrupted 
I do

I don't watch every episode that comes out anymore like I use to but I enjoy the show
I've heard the games are good
but I imagine you'd only like them if you liked the show
I used to do that with doctor who but then they got rid of capaldi

Stick of Truth and Fractured But Whole are so good
and you don't really need to understand or like the show
Zac did you see they put Doctor who in fortnite
The gameplay is fire
they added some tardis thing I believe

What dignity
you're right
how he stand like that tho
LEMURSINE
yeti
its him
fortnite rick
America moment
fortnite rick
fortnite rick...
Why don't you spend a night in a fort with some bitches
fort,
night,
LMAO THE FUCKING ELDEN RING MESSAGES
enter.
stupid ass idiot tree not even on the fucking ground what an idiot
There was this message it said
"puddle of blood, therefore, weakling"
Or something along those lines
Actually hilarious
That's you
You are allegedly dumb
allegedly
Nevermind, ALARMINGLY
Alarmingly dumb, that's right, definitely does raise some concerned when you have a lemur moment
anyone on elden ring want to help me mule an item?
When are we gonna mule some bitches
just done a sonoran raid in global agenda
Diesel engines are a different breed
@signal seal since you like German cars so much
It's only 550 horsepower and about as big as my challenger
because it actually has business being ludicrous
don't like mercs they're like pornstars, porches and audi's are like supermodels
Real life GTA? 😲
Should I cop the Mercedes jacket guys?
do you drive a mercedes 🤔
nah, buy something cooler than that
Technically yes
the logo is barely visible
also Mercedes isn't the best team in F1 anymore
no that's BMW
no its audi
bmw drivers are just complete idiots so they just dont know how to drive in general
wait BMW drivers don't use turn signals I forgor
My challenger is not only German, but it's also Canadian, and american
You're right, I should cop a dodge jacket instead
Who tf tailgates, I just get out of the way
I fucking hate this mission in gta
driving a fucking bike on sand
piloting helicopter
having to kill 50 mafia goons every fucking single time because there's no checkpoint
this is fucking giving me ptsd
Look at the bright side
It's a beautiful day in Houston
Yes thou I drive benzene Lancer Evolution
EVO
@cold nebula do you live in North America
I fucking LOVE evos
GUYS I JUST FOUND A TIRE WORTH 580$ SHOULD I STEAL
Actually it's worth 560 I misread
your region is NA
Yes but region does it matter for lfg
I'm from Bulgaria
Bulgaria is tight
guys fingers crossed I'm going to finish this god forsaken mission
Gl
I DID IT

odblokowato
unlocked
what language is that?
polish
nice
Greeble
❤️ polska
greebles your language
❤️
yaaa me 2
does the internet care if you drive manual or automatic?
morning guys.
Yes but it doesn't matter what you drive
Manual is incredibly annoying to drive in a lot of areas in America and it truly isn't hard or impressive to drive manual
Literally clutch in, bite, shift into gear, don't fall below 750-1000 RPM or engine stalls.
Nene be my ally
why
Yeaaa, mine was 323F
YOO A 323F??
MFS RARE AS SHIT
one of my fav niche cars
I would love to own a Mazda eunos Cosmo
Yes, it was 1992 production
But the engine died in the end
And here is no good spot to support old car
Merica
Actually lots of support for old cars here
Just gotta have contacts and know
That's why we still got cars from the 70's crawling around
wtf, i just killed a massive dragon that didn't even fight back
Hello claireity
I planned to turn it into
Retro Car, but the countryside is savage
also a hail storm made that plan pointless cause damage was unreparaible
I am lucky I filled the tank of the lancer before the gas price hikes 🤣
hi michael
SKIIL LSSUE
Hello skiil lssue
hello YEETIM
How do you guys cook your eggs
hard boiled, around 9 minutes
I don't mean like boiled, scrambled, etc
I mean recipes specifically
Which can include boiled, scrambled, etc
umm, id need to think of some
I dont like runny yolks
Very weird textures, makes me nauseous
ill feel less lame about my auto 350z
As long as you don't sound like a trumpet driving it
come join the dark side and play elden ring
money rn is like poo for me with college + other shit I gotta buy
college schedule = scuffed to get a job lmao
had to leave my last
Real
the shits loud
unfortunately real
Cover it up
dont blame me
bought it from an 18 year old ill do it
no one is, blame the government
blame my scuffed college schedule copium
Please cover it up, 350z's without a super proper exhaust are embarrassing
I have a better option, buy me it
jk
i might have to
Just reschedule bozo
reschedule yourself with some bitches
I do every now and then
do it more loser
No
🙄🙄
That costs money
smh my head
Do you have enough money to drive around town to get some bitches?
No??? Didn't think so!!!
Because I don't EITHER
I have your mom instead!! got em
Tax the poor
40$ FOR NINE GALLONS WHEN I HAVE A 19 GALLON TANK
Literally filled it up just so gas fumes in an empty gas tank don't start damaging my fuel pump
Dude have you seen Canadian Gas prices
can someone give me something to watch on netflix or disney+ [uk one so I may not have some stuff if you not from uk
]
We are fucked
Have you seen all of Loki?
ye
and my only other suggestion is The Office lol
i feel like ill get sassed by mods for that bgl
its boring imo other than like 2 episodes
💀
see what i said? i assume
i mean, I can see it being boring but it gets good after a while
ill stick to watching youtube highlights of it
oh wait u said something? i thought bgl was code for the meme u sent me 
Not Canadian not my problemo
🇨🇦 
Travelers
whats that
netflix or disney?
x)
green name appeared
wait this looks good
Netflix
its on Netflix ye
Hello pat what's got you so happy recently
Pat is taking his antidepressants
imagine
Nvm he's just acknowledging his privilege
x3
I love water
Im alive with the milk
love having to refresh my discord
skill issue do you want my first gif i saved
I have the attention spy of a toddler, skipped through it a little and im bored
sur
LOL
not saving that
i cant post the first one i saved

want me to dm, very good gif
FUCK HOU DISCORD IM NOT LETTING YOU KNOW WHERE I GO TO SCHOOL
k
it is done
cwimson tears uwu
real lew?
no cap bestie
Fair, it takes the entire first two episodes to actually lure you in
THAT'S NOT EVEN PARALLEL PARKING
THAT'S JUST NORMAL PARKING
prove it
crash your car right now to prove it
No cap I can parallel in every car it seems except my OWN
My brother wrecked my car two years ago
Yeetim do you even OWN a car
Smh here we go again
wait wdym again
holy
So much PAIN
how bad was ur brother injured
my friend hit a kangaroo with his car
He wasn't lmao the damage looks worse than it is
The only damage that happened was that the fenders got bent in, the bumper bar got bent in the left and the uhhhhh bumper fell off
got damn
But after like a few weeks of diligent work
We make a comeback
Aside from my headlights being aftermarket cheap mfs that cost like 100 dollars each
They used to be HIDs
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
....
sheeesh
I miss my HIDs
They're not LEDs
HID headlights are significantly restrained compares to outright LED modules connected to the pigtails
They shined literally less than the current headlights I have now and my headlights now are TINTED
Me and my coworker were stuntin' when I worked at AutoZone
where’s your car
It's right here
just out of frame?
It's right here
"show it" "it's right here" "show it" "it's right here" "show it" "it's right here."
Challenger?
Yes, but that doesn't have anything to do with lumen intensity
old people dont have a say in this young society
HIDs is just fancy way of identifying crystal projection lenses on cars
felt
Yes
oh i think i got locked out of one of the endings bc i did something with a needle
Why is the guy on the left so happy to beat up an old person
High key I really want a Prius
3rd covid shot hits hard 😦
thank you koemi for this tiger
I think it's pretty mid
the last vax I had I woke up in the middle of the night and could barely breath for 2 days 
ive heard the booster feels just like the second shot
GET NAE NAE'D A LOL
@hard pond we need a top laner for clash
I'm talking about that deleted message btw, actual bot
that tiger goes nutty
yeah pretty much. headache and sore arm and muscles kinda unpleasant but not as bad as other people get it
moderna hits a bit harder too from what i hear
Yeah it does i was in bed the entire day after i got my second shot. i cried so much lol
don't cry 
i’m putting off my booster bc i don’t wanna go through that again
well i'm going to spain soon so i think it's a good signal to get it
but my school is forcing me to get my booster
Your school is forcing you to take yet another shot?
Despite already being vaccinated?
I put off my booster due to not wanting to not be able to breath well for days 
That's kinda shady?
booster is more effective vs variants
Interesting
all these dumb fucks mutating it, might as well protect yourself
this is a college correct
Mean
not mean, the southern half of the US doesn't contribute fuckall
It's going to become mad max down here but instead of nuclear wasteland it's bubonic plague wastelands
if its a college its fine @sharp vale, a private institution can make that rule
i don't think your infrastructure can handle that 🙄
yes a state university
Yeah obviously, but still a violation of human rights nonetheless. You shouldn't have to inject chemicals in your body if you don't want to
i received my second dose back in july so i am overdue for it
also all my vaping coworkers complaining about chemicals 😄
were you vaxxed as a kid
Every single one and MORE
do you object to the fact that you were vaxxed as a kid
I was always very Ill as a kid, wouldn't believe how many vaccinations I took for so many pulmonary diseases/illnesses because I had extremely high risk asthma
No, I appreciate it very much. Actually helped out
damn i thought texas was dry so it would be good for asthma?
so is that a violation of your rights
However that doesn't mean that a fully conscious person aware of their life and actions at an age older than 20 can be overturned for basic human rights
Comparing apples to watermelons, terrible argument.
you're denied basic human rights including constitutional though

their personal choice could directly affect others, thats when it stops being a matter of personal rights
it's all Joe Rogans fault 🤔
you know he's only 4'11
Actually I was born in Minnesota. Spent a few years in Mexico, most of my younger years in Minnesota, and my last 9 years here in texas
Joe Rogan and his nipples have cursed us once again
At 2:11 am on December 1, 2027, your house in El Paso, Texas, will be approached by numerous unidentified beings of Serbian origin with malicious intent. The knocking is getting louder. You recognize the voices. But there is something off about them. They are telling you to let them in. Are you prepared for this situation? If not, you are alread...
still got le spot open?
that's not the same thing 😐
I MISTYPED
the only ground for not doing it is either laziness and apathy to fellow humans health and right to life, or youre too hyped up on conspiracy bullshit to think common sense
literally all my coworkers
okay all g
all 3
also how did you accidentally type a lazy slavery card lmao
Was thinking of another word as I was watching this show that was commenting on slavery
4.49 billion covid vaccines have been given worldwide
or youre part of the .01% who actually could be harmed by taking it, which they shouldnt have to in that case. that would violate their rights
if people aren't conviced it's safe idk
I have a co worker who’s antivax because “ it’s only been out for a year who knows what could be in it”
our HR manager is anti-vax, she didn't give her kids any boosters growing up
imagine if everyone did that when a new medical procedure came out
we would never progress
this was not so much an issue in the 1920s with the spanish flue
when will people understand that vaccines are just concentrated doses of a virus?
My point was that if you're required to take something you don't want to take to pursue basic human necessities, there's a huge issue with that
but now we have facebook, and no one trusts their doctors
Never bc of stigmatism and fear
memes and news headlines have ruined our culture
REAL
||porn||, Modern media, memes, and pop culture has ruined our culture
if you've had covid, you wouldn't call it mild
where on earth do you have to do that
also that's a horrible way to describe it
in vaxxed people 😉
I've been having a fevers for the last 6 days
no one is going to arrest you for not taking it, it is a choice. but it also within the individual rights of employers to not give jobs to walking health hazards
this mindset pisses me off so much tbh
i caught covid after 2 doses of the vaccine LOL
she also comes into work all the tome coughing and doesn’t wear a mask or even wash her hands :)
Freedom bad
you have any family in medical? I'm related to a bunch of doctors
I never said it wasn't, I never said you weren't allowed to restrict others, I'm just saying: Such restrictions are super impeding.
our mask mandate is lifted but i still wear mine at work because people are gross
also my ex-fiance was a surgeon
i've heard a lot of first hand about the "runny noses"
Bing wtf bro how you getting some great ass people save some for the rest of us
idk why people like me to be honest
I still wear mine because my state has ~10k cases per day, I aint messing with that
Sames
i wear my mask because people have bad breath and i don't want to smell it
it’s also harder for people to tell if youre smiling or not which i prefer
its for the good of all, if its a legitimate impedance like a health risk to take it, you can get proof of that. anything short of that is just laziness and selfishness
i don't want it 
weird men telling me to smile lmao
i feel like there's a lottery where the last 5 people who don't get covid get 1 million dollars
and i'm going to win
You done fucked up bing
You got cocky
oh yeah you can also make a disgusted face at them too
I thought I was never going to get covid because I have worked in incredibly hazardous areas since covid began and I never got sick
Until I started working in one the easiest jobs ever
Got nae nae'd
ive never had it
I still haven’t gotten covid because i don’t leave my house :)
Bing is a hermit
i grocery shop at night so much better
Bing how tall are you again
i love being a hermit feelsgreat.jpeg
I used to think that I would love being a hermit when I was younger
But then I started doing more things with my life and stopped being asocial
5.93 light nano-seconds
dying sucks long term too 
im a grown 19 year old woman but i just ran upstairs scared because a light flickered and now im scared BRUH😭😭😭
I inject myself with the covid virus every 2 weeks
nice
Bing just give me AMERICAN UNITS
i would’ve done the same thing and im much older than you lmao
sigma
Sounds like spineless behavior
i’m hella scared of the dark
How'd you run up the stairs with no spine bro
how do we use that info
Well duh doi
I refuse to believe the truth
Take over the world
bro i just turned the light off that was flickering and then went to my room and turned the light on
I will continue to believe its air
its also extremely harmful for them and is highly likely to kill them
yeah thats satan
0.019444444 football fields
Okay that's better
can you convert that to moon landings for me
sorry no
bestie hide
dang
im hiding under my blanket playing pokemon now
why
because i’m a stupid baby
But is that .019444 the total feet, yards, or meters used to measure a football field?
Aren't we all
its yards
watch too many horror and scary stuff too
👶
baby mode
Hi Krypty 
hello
i’m a responsible adult
where in the adult manual say you cant be scared of the dark
i am financially lmao
well that checks all the boxes
Alright let me calculate what .0194444 is to 100 yards
it wouldn't change if it was 300 feet 😐
i’m 19 and scared of heights so to each our own yk
Bing is 5"10
imagine not cheating on your taxes
The optimal height to get bitches
I am not having fun krypt :c
how are you going to talk about bings height when he’s shown us his hands 
when did i do hand reveal
is that sellia
no this is Ordina
I've shown my hands
why does hand reveal matter lol
Some mfs obsessed with hands
my hands in case anyone is wondering
Like rando and lewshifer apparently
bruh why do you assume the house is safe
Because I'm inside their walls
now you understand why the dark is scary
this is legit one of the hardest parts of the game those fucking MG42 archers
To be fair, it's not a fear of heights, it's the fear of if you fall from that height 
because a discord user could be in your walls
Krypted give us hand reveal
imagine putting money into your account instead of mindlessly spending it on useless amazon shit
I am well aware 
isn’t it on your movie recommendations list you’ve sent in here
write all those purchases off as business expenses and youre set
probably
car hand reveal
True possibility
Who wears a watch in the 2022
someone read the palm
mfs who wanna know what time it is
i’m reading it and his palm says he shit his pants today
He's gonna die in ten years from lack of emotional presence
bruh just use the rectangle
Just pull out your phone lol
certified palm reader
gifted
god what a read
Lewshifer's is more accurate
im gonna believe theyre both true and directly related to each other
guh??
ACTUALLY PERFECT
no relation
definite relation
at all
He shit his pants today, and everyone noticed, which ruined his reputation for the remainder of his life which means no one ever interacted with him or wanted him, so he gets no emotional support
Palm reading fanfic
i miss the cold weather
we could a movie out of that
nice can’t say density
it only takes one bad day
it was 40 today wdym
I like to go 120% all the time yes
One bad day
do you miss the 0 women u have 
i’ve had my windows open the last month it’s been really nice
Do you enjoy the 0 strength you have?
Sushi good

sushi 10/10
sushi v good
No, people actually confide in me a lot irl all the time
sushi is peak food
only say sushi is good if you are a sashimi enjoyer
chat who's going out to the ramen bar with me tomorrow
sushi > tapas > pizza
PLEASE ME
I just had some and it was so fucking good
pizza is not edible outside of New York or Italy unfortunately
sick of mfs saying sushi is 10/10 and they only eat california rolls
please god i need ramen
We do ramen bar then go on an IKEA date 
i wanna go back so goddamn bad
Hell naw

Looks low tier
the only good ramen place near me closed cause of covid
i’m cumbing
Cali rolls are gross
i get the unagi to test if they can actually make good sushi and if it passes i spend $150 on the menu and take about 1/3 of it home
not the chopsticks 💀 💀
LOL
no one serving Uni during covid
It is my internet persona, irl people rely on me literally on a daily basis.
i'm going back there in the summer
lmao
i'll do another cute cosplay next time too
YO NEW ASHYOO BANNER HIGH NOT MID WOAH

Don't get cocky ashy, now the banner is low
is low what
Tier
ok 
wait didn't ash have a new banner yesterday too
no
just changing frequency of the rotation 🤔
i'm clicking your name more 🤔
i want ramen
That's sus bing
come to the ramen bar with me koemi
Let me pet you ash yo
calling me sus 
ok!!! but you're paying!!!!
ok only if we do it after i get paid
I do it on purpose
Bing let me go to Spain with you
does that make it less sus?
Sometimes
go to japan
i'm going with my mom. and i don't like to travel with people anyway
i am solo traveler people weigh me down
but this is a good time to spend time with my mom
good cars, good food, good environment, nice people
I am lightweight bing, remember
god thats so cool
You mean, Texas?
I am a solo traveller too ||cause I have no friends||
I wanna travel through the country with a buddy of mine but he's in the marines now 
like everyone, you'll get scared of what i want to do
if you are not carrying a gun around with you in texas you’re griefing
or have a panic attack or culture shock
Bing we literally find thrill in similar things c'mon
hue
or get too drunk
I don't drink, and I'm a great driver, we go hand in hand bing
why
I've never in my life had a panic attack or been shooketh
stop asking guys to travel the world with u
I read that so wrong
What are crockfights
it's fantastic watching people do things i couldn't imagine
Used to
and participating in gambling on it
go travel the world with the gf u said u had @sharp vale
What gf
two roosters with razor blades on their legs fighting to the death
Bc I did have one a few months back
Oh, that's a daily in mexico
travelling with the homies is better
homies don't know how to act
how is california
I did have a gf a few months ago but shit happened that I already talked about and have already let go
Real
is anyone in cali?
i'm not a psychopath i promise, just curious
my sister is
it be that way sometimes
does she like it?
im boutta go to iceland on april 4th
is she taking out loans to pay for gas yet
she enjoys it, shes making her own life there and wants me to go down there
how much do they tax
no clue ! !
||unless you're rich or highly competent|| who would LIKE to live in Cali?
im considering just visiting her this year
Can I date your sister
lmfao
i'd like to go to hollywood and make movies
but apartments are like what i make per year per month
anyone know of any quick fixes for fps? i was just getting like 20 fps in orbit and enclave. i dont usually go below 40 fps
Valid
just answer i need to know cause i was gonna ask next
only reason i'd live in cali is to work in SV
i’m down for anything when it comes to traveling but not sure how i feel with animal fights
just because there’s a goalkeeper doesn’t mean you can’t score
LMFAO
But do you have someone 
Bing watches two movies during covid and becomes enthralled. The duality of men
a classic banger from krypted fr
it’s easier 1v1 than 1v100 fr
chickens are genuinely stupid. but yeah it's more the people i'm interested in.
thats my sister bro 💀
nope ! !!
over 300
Tbh bro yeah man homewrecking is something that genuinely grinds my gears
i'm bulldozing your home as we speak
💀
lmaooo
Didn't you say you watched a few movies during covid, became very interested, started watching way more, and the rest is history?
have y'all heard those voice messages on that dating app thing
uh i saw parasite in... 2019 on my way to thailand and that's what really started it
That's what I meant.
covid wasn't til 2020
I just didn't know the exact number of movies that really got you into it
no it was in 2019
december, i went to asia in may
covid lockdown started in england on my birthday, and yea it was 2019 but lockdowns started early 2020
and i went back to asia in Feb 2020
oh how the time flies
and i applied for jobs in Beijing in Jan 2020 🤡
that’s why it’s called covid-19 sir
People tell me that all the time but it really goes both ways
lmfao
hey bro i’m just playin
in england we basically got confined to our homes fr
we could only leave to go shopping or for like 1 hr a day to run
Remember guys, you can 1v100 a bunch of trash mobs and win but you can't 1v1 an incredibly strong boss and win easily
but some of the dudes in relationships at my uni make me kinda angry lol
playing elden ring to date koe's sister fr
Fr fr
youre two steps away from becoming the joker
he's only one bad day away
these dudes are dating 9s and 10s and they don’t even have the confidence to say their mf order out loud
Nah koe's sister most definitely has someone who's infinitely better
LOL REAL
bro be whispering their order
💀
prob escorts?
hellll nawh
nah they’re uni girls
uhh so escorts who go to uni
so escorts in training
Bing, our generation of girls are incredibly attractive
yes hello can you escort me to mcdonalds please missus i will pay you £300
bro's already in master leagues damn
why is the first thing that I see in this that about escorts
watch some 70's movies women have always been attractive
are you implying you wouldnt do that if you could
It's not hard to be like a loser ass 18 year old dude dating a hot ass 19 year old girl
Idk man I like goth girls
i would spend my money on solely food
Correction, I like EMO girls

i am a hungry fellow
parasites ending made me sob omfg
i like to be left alone and have money fr
Correct
it is really sad
i’m not tryna date a 10 in university with no plan after
spittin
does parasite die at the end?
yea i killed him
the girl gotta have a plan 💀 can’t be peaking in university
i peaked in middle school
REAL REAL REAL
fr me too
been on the decline ever since
I have yet to peak wtf is wrong with you guys
they called me the class clown in middle school, now they just call me the clown
Aren't y'all like 17
i’m 19
NAWH
hue
NAWH
man i got put on red once in middle school and it's been downhill since
Yes and I still make progress every day
simply reach a new peak
My life has continually been improving since middle school
yeetim peaked when a girl in middle school rated him 7/10 on snap
Haven't hit a fall off yet
my crush from the 70's
LMFAO
tbh 7/10 i see u in the halls but we don’t talk that much
Bro I was ugly as fuck in middle school and early highschool this is INACCURATE
same shit different day
how did the ugly go away
Idk I grew up?
why you giving girls number ratings though you're not going to find what you're looking for that way
bro im ngl im mad hungry rn but i just ate some steak
Real
2/10
im gonna go make some noodles or smth im starved
symmetry and health is one thing but there is more to a person that makes them attractive
OH WAIT I GOT ICE CREAM
please tell me more
Genuinely my face smoothed up and chiseled up as I grew up. My features became more defined and I started dedicating myself to value principle over stupidity
i would prefer not to
Real real real
ngl i completely ignore people being "attractive" and i more just focus on whether i get along w/ them naturally or not
i focus on my life and if i happen to meet someone that i get along w/, so be it
I've met super pretty girls. But if their behavior and priorities don't strike me well, I immediately avoid the person
what this guy said
for some reason i only attract women who can't cook
hmm
your opinion doesn't matter when my monitor is off
that is definitely a facet of my attraction and it shouldn't be
HOLY SHIT SKY WTF
all of my ex's made terrible food (not that i ever expected them to make any food)
💀 what
That was clever bro
thank you
Unnecessary
you right
my bad my neural network was hacked
Pretty girls annoy me 90% of the time
i remember one of my ex's dropped chicken through the oven onto the heater element and panic'd and set the smoke detector off
bro i lost half my friendgroup cos they started hanging out with like tiktok white girls who just scream 24/7
like didn't think to use tinfoil or a cooking pan
gets on my nerves
like they're still my friends but i just cant hang out w/ em most the time
That's not an L. you just won more space for better broskis
oh yeah, weve hit sigma time 😎
ok im gonna go watch kengan ashura and eat icecream boys
someone tell me a good movie to watch that doesn't suck
event horizon
any tarantino movie
goodfellas?
maybe the batman movie, i havent watched it yet tho
new batman is awesome
seen like every movie ever
new batman is controversial
New Batman 99% chance it sucks and i know nothing about it
i believe you lmao
there has never been a good Batman movie
i can change that 
how is ur name red
your mother
Dark Knight starts off OK and then goes into the trash can so deep it made a hole in the floor
Based
ben and jerries cookie dough goes so hard
I feel like you just have a lot of very bad movie takes
I’m the server owners sister
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Ben Afleck batman i fell asleep 30 minutes in and woke up 30 minutes before it ended and i felt like it was too long
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super hero movies are ass lets be real
if you say there's never been a good superhero movie except Watchmen then yeah
marvel is a whole different beast from Nolan Batman movies though
need internet historian back now more than ever

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No I agree actually
marvel is pretty formulaic
I don't even consider watchmen to be a superhero movie due to the politics behind it
alr no venmo me $600
watchmen is so good
Bingy I have a good show recommendation if you have HBO
just finished the show too
Bing you make significantly more money than me
yeah comes "free" with my internet
Succession 
$700
tv shows are so hard though because they're so long
Bing that's like half the average American's rent
$725
Bing I can't even afford that
$700
lmao
Bing I cannot afford anything you ask of
just stop being poor
Real
doordash
yeah just be placed into a high paying job
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yeah literally just work more?
My next plan is to work at a dealership as sales
ok craft me something out of pipe cleaners, it must be at least 2 kg and 10 feet tall
an effigy of my enemies 🤔
That sounds actually, not that hard
what is this?
i agree most shows are total shit now
Bing's enemies apparently
my friend made >100k per year but he hopped from dealer to dealer probably 70 times per year
where i put my ex boyfriends
parkour down
I started working at the mechanic shop to have an excellent resume for when I apply
game journalist hell
sales guys can be highschool drop outs, you just need to walk the lot and know how to talk and be fairly competent with math
i've been to that dragon area before this place, you think i can still do this?
Sales is all about how you talk to people
i know you can. also use the enemies to get to the items you can't get (break the tents)
Yeah I'm pretty good at selling cars here at this shop too when I get the chance to do it. I just want a 100% surefire resume that'll get me in no questions
and that makes sales evil
i’ve never heard of it tbh
you literally don't need anything at all to sell cars just take a shower and talk well
I have sold cars and I am extremely good at communicating, extensive knowledge of cars can net you extra points
how?
but he's playing music :(
Walk up to a client say "What are we looking for today? Something reliable? Mid size for the family? Here we have a 2019 Honda Pilot with a J series engine, pushing about 300 hundred horsepower"
kill
yeah it's really cool how they did that
"Great has mileage, easy to work on, will last you a long time and it's affordable"
not every client is going to know he ins and outs of a vehicle so over explaining can hurt a sale
Easy hook line and sinker, people don't want to be intimidated by buying something they can't fully grasp
Correct
yeah those dudes don't attack
Which is why I always ask "what are we looking for today."
yeah they're bugged sometimes
okay cuties i drive home now
Bye Lew safe drive
Bing what do you think of my sales approach

Or someone who doesn't want to spend money on an absurd amount of labor hours.
people are dumb, you'd go over their heads. just smile and shoot the shit and pretend they're 5 year olds
The less time it takes to complete a repair the less money you spend
also gotta read the room, who can get a loan and who can't, can you tell?
Actually true but some people who come to seriously buy already have an idea of what they want so you have to know how to reinforce their bias
when i went to buy my GTI knew exactly what i wanted, but not many people do
And to reinforce the bias you have to show them you're knowledgeable enough to nail the appeal of what they want
white 4 door DSG with better diff
Yes actually ngl
I can tell when a person comes in to the shop wanting to finance one of our cars to wanting to outright buy it cash
they gave me 6% interest and i made them call banks til they got it down to 2.5%
Infact that's how I sold one of our chargers
I literally walked up to a client's friend and told him "If you're interested in buying a car this one right here is going for XX cash in and out the door, walk in, walk out."
He literally comes back with cash and buys the car then and there
Earned 100$ commission that day
I will always, ALWAYS buy a car cash
I never ever will buy a car financed unless I want to serious go balls to the wall for a car
Gotta trick the contract bingo
Negotiate as if you were gonna finance and then pay cash last second
if you want to trick the contract have them knock off $2,000 because you buy the extended warranty, then cancel the extended warranty
that's absolutely not true 🙄
BIG V8 GO BRRR
even the fords made overseas are better than the ones we have here
BARRA ENGINE
BARRA ENGINE
V8's are silly when forced induction exists
Doesn't change the fact that fords overseas are still American
but the cars they sell aren't available here
Holden is just rebadged Chevy
Unfortunately
Yes
And Korean vehicles STILL suck
european grindset
God I HATE WORKING ON THEM
Yeah bro let me just be unable to starts this car because the ignition solenoid went out and now I can't seem to find a location for the part anywhere in the world
Exaggeration but you get my point
i drove in one of the first Kia's ever made, sold in the USA they have come a LONG way
Still trash
Just a copy-corolla
hyundai's blow up a lot
Hyundai's accidental brand, Genesis, very good honestly
go out back of a dealer and look at the stack of engine blocks
TOO REAL, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THOSE TRANSMISSIONS
They have severe overheating and compression issues
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real automobile hours
i’m allergic
me 2
twins
me mum bought me a 2021 impreza for my license 😎 is nice
Twins 2 when 
bing drugs are bad
bro im already floating im ready lmao
to extract the true value of it
this could be us
edibles my favorite meal of the day
same, theyre fantastic
yes i ate a bunch the other night and played elden ring for like 6 hours
i never know what im gonna do when i take them, but i know itll always be fun lol
so god help me i ended up at the front of the queue for an anime convention
watched the matrix trilogy for the first time a few weeks ago while high and it was so good
that does sound so awkward
ive never thought of that kind of discomfort
that sounds awful praying for u
being first in line is just a huge red flag for something to happen
sometimes i just straight up take a nap lmao
for like a panel?
