💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[wind axle]

Michael

Michael

[golden mica]

calculated death
https://i.imgur.com/xSmEthk.jpeg

[wind axle]

Christ lmfao

Time for me to clear it again

I need that haligtree medal

[golden mica]

lmao go get the lever pulled and I'll be your awful meatshield again

[drifting ivy]

gj

[golden mica]

yeah good job me...

@wind axle wtf is your build if you are running whips + comet?

[wind axle]

Pulled

[wind axle]

Double whip +bh step + shield + staff

Staff is for whatever spell I want

[golden mica]

I put sign at boss steps

[wind axle]

I have 60/60 dex int

Why there lmao

[golden mica]

60 int and you can OTK?? why the fuck could I not 😩

[wind axle]

Issue of skill

What's your physick flask

[golden mica]

rn it's max stam + 10s infinite FP,
it was mage boost + infinite FP when I was trying comet

[wind axle]

Weird

You were wearing funny hat and all?

Correct talismans?

[golden mica]

yes and... I think so

[wind axle]

Weird

[golden mica]

lf summon?

[hushed hazel]

ok im in the capital

[wind axle]

Ty Michael ily

[golden mica]

[hushed hazel]

rushing to morgott rn

[wind axle]

We already finished it twice 💀

[hushed hazel]

yea ik 💀

but im still rushing the area discovery

[wind axle]

Morget some women

[golden mica]

Where is miquella

[wind axle]

do you have both halves of the medallion

[golden mica]

yes

[wind axle]

if so just go take the grand lift of rold but use the secret medallion instead

and youll get sent to one of the worst areas in the game

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

im on my way there but ima kill rykard rq first

[golden mica]

who

[wind axle]

its not too hard its just immensely annoying

volcano manor guy

he's the shardbearer of the area

[golden mica]

oh, not the fat guy?

in the prison town?

[hushed hazel]

and now im lost in the stupid capital

[wind axle]

No

The snake

[golden mica]

[drifting ivy]

snake is ez

[wind axle]

He's basically yhorm but elden ring

[golden mica]

I think I've found it so.. gl me

[wind axle]

Same mechanic, use specific weapon

[drifting ivy]

Only annoying thing about the snake is his big attack that is undodgeable, on the second phase

[wind axle]

Who cares about dodging it just spam attacks behind a shield

[hushed hazel]

I HATE THE CAPITAL SO MUCH

full of stupid lightning spamming op knights with no direction

[golden mica]

bruh this boss is not fun

how are you supposed to melee him if he's in lava 24/7

[wind axle]

Rykard?

Michael did you pick up the weapon at the start of the arena

[golden mica]

yea

[wind axle]

Use that

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

Trust

[golden mica]

I'm guessing I never use the art, cause that thing took 2s to wind up

[wind axle]

You can

Use mimic too

[golden mica]

never found where to get mimic ;c

also yeah this sword is kinda good for snakey boi

[wind axle]

The art staggers him instantly I think

Mimic is in nokron

Near the entrance I believe

[golden mica]

okay that was very fun with the spear

OH HE HAS ANOHTER PHASE

[hushed hazel]

ok beat morgott

[wind axle]

yeah

spam weapon art, itll constant stagger and he wont be able to do anything

especially good with funny mimic

[golden mica]

died with him at 50% hp cause ran out of stam

[wind axle]

want me to help again?

i really like using this spear

[golden mica]

I should be okay

i will attempt again

[wind axle]

kek

[wind axle]

yes sir, good luck

[hushed hazel]

W gameplay

[wind axle]

fr

[hushed hazel]

i will now take a nap after speedrunning from limgrave to morgott in sub 2 hrs

[wind axle]

Monke

[golden mica]

god damn 50% hp again, right as I need to sip my FP pot lmao

come be my psuedo mimic, i'll go get the real one after this

[hushed hazel]

michael u dont have mimic tear?

[golden mica]

i never know where to get

[hushed hazel]

certified bot moment

it’s in nokron

[golden mica]

that helps me 0%

nokron kinda a big place

[hushed hazel]

literally you enter nokron and its there like right in front of you

[golden mica]

[hushed hazel]

go across the bridge

and its a boss arena

kill mimic tear boss

[golden mica]

I killed mimic boss

[hushed hazel]

then u go off the broken bridge thats past that arena

u go through the wilderness following the left wall until u see a path and enter the dark city or whatever

[wind axle]

Yes sir

Omw

[hushed hazel]

then u just jump on rooftops for a bit, go right for a bit before u see a cathedral roof lookin thing that leads u to some ‘silver tear’ naked women invaders

kill em and go left from that small arena

it’s in a chest there

[wind axle]

Signs down

Lf host of hand toes

[golden mica]

was in another attempt, died again

so even tho mimic got nerfed still best?

[hushed hazel]

lf finger maiden (my one died)

[golden mica]

wait no you said something else frost

[wind axle]

Yeah, really good

[golden mica]

so just for this use it's best

[wind axle]

Good for this fight yes

[hushed hazel]

i always wonder why ur finger maiden is dead in the starter church, is it ever answered in lore?

[wind axle]

Le pog

[wind axle]

Saw how ugly the tarnished was and simply dipped

[golden mica]

so frost, do I go get the other summon or should I get mimic

[hushed hazel]

i awakened in my full samurai drip

[wind axle]

What other summon

Tiche?

[hushed hazel]

black knife prolly

[golden mica]

yis

[wind axle]

Get both, both to +10

[golden mica]

😩

[wind axle]

Theyre both the best, but in different scenarios

[hushed hazel]

black knife is better for situations where you need pure boss shred

[wind axle]

Tiche dodges more, mimic tanks more

[hushed hazel]

mimic is better served as a distraction

[wind axle]

Pick whichever fits better

[hushed hazel]

bro mimic with a bleed build is funny tho

[wind axle]

True

[hushed hazel]

the bleed combo goes hard

[wind axle]

I wonder when they're gonna add dlc

[hushed hazel]

me and my mimic both spammed corpse piler or margott and procced bleed 3 times in his short ass phase change anim

[hushed hazel]

winter 2023 prolly

[wind axle]

[hushed hazel]

[golden mica]

speaking of bleed, I feel like I shouldn't be running serpant... thingy if I want to be bleed build

[sharp vale]

NO MAMES WAY NO MAMES

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO WAKE UP HEALTHY NOOO

I FEEL WORSE

Time to work anyways

[vital roost]

[sharp vale]

ASHY CURE ME PLEASE

[vital roost]

are you sick

[sharp vale]

ASHY CURE ME PLEASE GOD

[sharp vale]

I have been sick for the past week yes

[vital roost]

what’s wrong

ah

pathetic immune system

[sharp vale]

Fevers, body aches, sore throats, VERY FUCKIN cold sweats

Overall feeling very lethargic

[vital roost]

lethargic is a fun word

[sharp vale]

Can't sleep at night bc I get cold sweats and wake up bc I feel very cold

[vital roost]

:((

[long tundra]

Sounds like the rona my dude

[sharp vale]

And then on top of a fever so my body struggles to find good sleep

[vital roost]

i’ll send over a fairy to put a spell on you to fix you

[sharp vale]

No coughing or sneezing and sometimes I feel overall well

Like yesterday I felt well most of the day

[long tundra]

Have you not gotten a test?

[vital roost]

did you get tested for covid

[wind axle]

I diagnose you with covid

[long tundra]

Don't need to have a cough

[wind axle]

Rip bozo

[vital roost]

some people have covid and have no symptoms yeet, it could be covid lol

[sick raven]

👍

[sharp vale]

Could be

either way it doesn't scare me

If it is it feels significantly less bad than last time I had it

[sick raven]

how do i change my bungie name

i aint played like 3 weeks and heard u can change it

[sharp vale]

It is just very annoying

[sharp vale]

You can

[vital roost]

well that’s usually how sickness goes

[sick raven]

how

[vital roost]

your body learns to fight and it’s not as bad and doesn’t last as long the second time

[long tundra]

Also, you should get tested you dummy

Shits free

[sharp vale]

Shits free but takes time

Time that I genuinely don't have rn

I've been working all week through it LOL

[vital roost]

what

there’s kits that do it in like 15 min

good preliminary test

[sharp vale]

They're 50$ last time I checked

And that was last time I had covid

[long tundra]

Not with insurance

[cold nebula]

What's happening

[sharp vale]

I'm not insured

[cold nebula]

😦

[bitter heath]

my sister who is meant to be coming over in like

2 weeks time has covid

[sharp vale]

I haven't even taken a day off and one day I had several fevers throughout the day

[cold nebula]

I am vaccinated and ainsured, but that's not about me, I hope you get well

[vital roost]

i’m looking online and they’re like 20 dollars yeet

[sharp vale]

Idk everywhere I go they're like 50

[long tundra]

[sharp vale]

American moment

[long tundra]

Idiot moment

[sharp vale]

Work til you drop bc of capitalism amirite

[bitter heath]

"I may have this contagious virus! time to go possibly spread it to everyone I know because my shitty company underpays workers"

[long tundra]

You get paid time off with a covid diagnosis

[sharp vale]

Who says I have the possibility of being contagious to anyone

[vital roost]

…

[sharp vale]

Not when you work at a mechanic shop that doesn't have standardized benefits

[vital roost]

u do know what makes covid dangerous right

[bitter heath]

bruh

[vital roost]

it’s the fact that it is so contagious

[bitter heath]

I cant even understand the thought process behind that shit

[sharp vale]

Yeah

[vital roost]

and very easily spread

[sharp vale]

But I haven't been near people

[bitter heath]

you just said you've been working

[vital roost]

you’ve been touching surfaces that other people will be touching

[bitter heath]

you dont work and not go anywhere near people, you're touching stuff others will be touching, you'll be spreading it fucking everywhere

[regal sapphire]

Welp, I showed up at a yikes moment

[cold nebula]

ye

[sharp vale]

Look man, I know it's not covid

[cold nebula]

Where is Peter

I changed banner

[bitter heath]

you dont know that though, you havent been tested

[long tundra]

Get a test you fuckin nerd

[vital roost]

quit making this a yeetim moment

[onyx schooner]

certified dtoolfg moment

[sharp vale]

I do know that though lmao covid is a significantly different feeling than this

[void slate]

Hello chat

[vital roost]

hi

[sharp vale]

I will get a test on a delivery and if it comes back negative y'all owe me 5 smackaroos

[bitter heath]

actually so fucking stupid

[void slate]

hello femboy amogus @vital roost

[vital roost]

like i said there’s different strands of covid

[cold nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/groucho-marx-gif-18020632

[onyx schooner]

Yeet you gotta take the omega ass blasting scanner test just to make sure, someone in a hazmat suit chokeslams you

[vital roost]

thank u for the worst name i’ve ever been called peter how are u

[cold nebula]

Rate my Banner, I am ready for war

[bitter heath]

https://tenor.com/view/sussy-baka-gif-23628158

[lament egret]

I have pic of impostor cock

that is all

[void slate]

I'm

[onyx schooner]

please stop talking

[vital roost]

please stop speaking

[void slate]

angry at GTA IV for the worst final mission ever 😡

[vital roost]

good

[bitter heath]

I still need to finish playing through that

[lament egret]

Yeahyeahyeah

[wind axle]

Proof?

[sharp vale]

Idk why y'all want to play doctor so bad lmao, literally not every illness is covid

Y'all do realize strep throat is still a thing right?

[long tundra]

You brought it up, dummy

[void slate]

you need to tweak task manager because on PC you ||can't climb up the helicopter|| otherwise

[cold nebula]

I donb't know, you are the one complaining

[vital roost]

yes that’s why u get tested to see if it is or not

[sharp vale]

I did bring it up, but I'm not trying to play doctor

[vital roost]

oh my god

[cold nebula]

With 1 pack cigarettes ad ay every night is a covid

[sharp vale]

Ahsyoo, would you say regular over the counter is effective against covid?

[cold nebula]

I switched to Vipe thou

Also that one moment I am talking to myself in channel for the past 15 minutes

[vital roost]

depends on the severity of symptoms in a person

[cold nebula]

[vital roost]

some people have to be put on oxygen machines

[long tundra]

Are there even otc therapeutics

[vital roost]

some don’t feel it

[sharp vale]

When I had covid previously, not a single medication worked for me

Yet when I'm sick now, almost every medicine I take is effective

I feel the results very quickly

[cold nebula]

I never had covid

oR AT LEast it was not severe and I had it without even knowing it

[void slate]

Where can I buy covid

[cold nebula]

You still did not rate my Banner.

[vital roost]

well not just delta

[bitter heath]

I've also never had it because my country is mostly not full of useless sacks of shit that refuse to wear masks and quarantine

[long tundra]

People still dying and needing O2 with omicron

[cold nebula]

My country is like only 50% vaccinated

[vital roost]

i never got it either but that’s because i never left my house

[sharp vale]

Idk if you understand but when I had covid I made it extremely important to stay away from people

[lament egret]

ashy you went to femboycon

[vital roost]

not because of covid but because i am anti social

[sharp vale]

And I am extremely precautionary

[void slate]

I rate it 6/10

[cold nebula]

I go outside all the time and never got anything, I am super strong

[bitter heath]

we're sitting at like 81% country wide

[vital roost]

that was worth it and everyone wore masks there

[cold nebula]

It is not a toy

[bitter heath]

most of the people that arent vaccinated now are the antivaxxer scum

[vital roost]

peter is fiery today

[lament egret]

i got covid a little while ago but the doctors passed it off as pneumonia

[vital roost]

fuck antivaxxers

[sharp vale]

So would you consider it possible that I have covid if a mere 400mg of ibuprofen is enough to make me feel okay for a few hours?

[cold nebula]

Same antivaxers now support Putin, but let's don't go there I already have 2 warnings

[vital roost]

actual selfish pieces of shit that have no basis to their beliefs

[long tundra]

Yes, dummy

[void slate]

guns are tight

[cold nebula]

I know, sometimes I miss the army

[bitter heath]

in my state specifically 94% are double vaccinated

[long tundra]

Covid doesn't stop ibuprofen from working

[sharp vale]

Like I mean, straight up no symptoms and no ill feelings

[lament egret]

yeetim i would just walk into a hospital and ask if you can get tested bro thats what my brother and i did

[sharp vale]

Not here in texas

[bitter heath]

I have to live with one, conspiracy theory nutcase

[lament egret]

Does texas live on a diff plane than new york

[cold nebula]

Here a PCR test without insurance is 50 EU, congratz

[sharp vale]

Every state typically has different procedures to things fam

[bitter heath]

texas is the place where they're revoking basic human rights remember

[vital roost]

texas is in the ascendant plane yeah

[cold nebula]

Texas Ascendant plane, I wonder what Is bulgaria

[long tundra]

Every cvs will have rapid tests

[vital roost]

father?

[lament egret]

huh

[bitter heath]

no, his girlfriend

[vital roost]

ah

[cold nebula]

I am sorry for your loss

Did she said that vaccine makes you gay

[bitter heath]

she actually lost her shit when she found out her daughter asked me and my brother to get vaccinated

[sharp vale]

Not EVERY

[onyx schooner]

chat going crazy today

[sharp vale]

The nearest cvs near me has the three day test

[onyx schooner]

real ashyoo arm

[sharp vale]

The nearest cvs from me that has rapid testing is 15 miles away

[bitter heath]

nah she's real into that government control chip bullshit

[void slate]

I love Yeetim

[cold nebula]

So basically you are unfit for the army, you pothead

[cold nebula]

I will take all the jabs and turn to Renamon or something

[bitter heath]

thats still worth driving to

[long tundra]

Also the government was/is sending them out for free

[bitter heath]

furrybait

[cold nebula]

Oh, yes that's the lowest level of consipracist

[vital roost]

what is renamon

[void slate]

I'm crying as we speak. Honestly I'd be happy if this happened.

[bitter heath]

GASP

[void slate]

Digimon

[cold nebula]

It's funny cause I have 0 knowledge of pokemon, I jus tknow Pikachu and Renamon and hta's all

[vital roost]

i’ve never watched digimon

[lament egret]

its an alright show

[vital roost]

renamon isn’t pokémon

[bitter heath]

holy shit

I just googled renamon to get a picture and found this on etsy

[lament egret]

what

[bitter heath]

it's a full sized fucking plushie

[cold nebula]

Before they throw me to conscripts I had 100% health condition

[vital roost]

ah that is furry bait

[lament egret]

[onyx schooner]

[cold nebula]

I even considered joining Ukraine Foreign Legion, but had serious dispute with my mother, which is a widow and I basically leave her alone @void slate

[onyx schooner]

I dont need to see this degen shit before I go to the beach

[vital roost]

get moms credit card cuz i’m dropping 1.2k on a plushy

[lament egret]

the beach

[onyx schooner]

[vital roost]

take me with you

[bitter heath]

nah bitch I'm using my own

[onyx schooner]

no i aint sharing my chair with you

[bitter heath]

tax return money going on the furry plushy

[vital roost]

i don’t have to sit in your chair i can sit beside it

[bitter heath]

OH NAAHH

[onyx schooner]

stop trying to take me out on dates

[vital roost]

[lament egret]

damn kneeknee

[vital roost]

nene hates me

[bitter heath]

one of the review pictures you can see a slit between the legs that someone cut

[vital roost]

NO

[bitter heath]

💀

[sharp vale]

Driving 15 miles to pay for a rapid test which will cost me money + gas, would be more than just spending on a regular test

[lament egret]

Cease

[vital roost]

u said 15 last time

[sharp vale]

You're right it's 15

[bitter heath]

making stuff up

[sharp vale]

Brain fried can't type

[onyx schooner]

weed is funny

[sharp vale]

15 miles back and forth for me is literally like 10-20$ of gas man depending on my mpg

[lament egret]

weed haha weeed

[sharp vale]

Maybe even 30$ worst case

[bitter heath]

I've only ever smoked normal cigarettes'

[onyx schooner]

siphon gas

[vital roost]

what the hell kind of vehicle do you drive that it’s getting that bad of gas mileage

[lament egret]

Steal gas

[onyx schooner]

[bitter heath]

smoked one time and the smell is still stuck to my microphone casing

[cold nebula]

What is love?

[vital roost]

baby don’t hurt me

[bitter heath]

baby dont hurt me

[vital roost]

slow

[bitter heath]

shut up hoe

[vital roost]

i’m on mobile too

[cold nebula]

no mo

[cold nebula]

A Bulgarian

[vital roost]

is this u can i pet u

[onyx schooner]

stop

[vital roost]

:(

[lament egret]

nene thats me let me out of your house

[onyx schooner]

you live in the basement drinking pilk of your own free will

you literally wont leave

[vital roost]

mmm pilk

koe share some pilk

[cold nebula]

Well fellows, I am anxious, so I think to go to shoot in the forest near my hood

[lament egret]

i literally hate pilk dont slander me because of one video

[cold nebula]

See ya

[onyx schooner]

you loved it

[bitter heath]

this is him

[vital roost]

miata doesn’t have bad gas mileage

or at least not that bad of gas mileage

[lament egret]

I will cut you

[vital roost]

such a good video

[onyx schooner]

you would shatter into thousands of pieces moving from your chair

[lament egret]

Bet

[vital roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211620837705515008/948868636553150484/Pink_drift.mp4 @bitter heath

that’s yeetim

[bitter heath]

god I love people doing dumb shit and then consequently eating shit

[wind axle]

Ngl double whip kinda go hard

[vital roost]

i’m going to whip you

[bitter heath]

me next

[lament egret]

ashy no

[vital roost]

it’s time

[lament egret]

[vital roost]

this is not sexual this is purely violence i am violent today

[lament egret]

ashy you cant be violent

[vital roost]

i can try my hardest

[sharp vale]

No bc my care takes expensive gas

[lament egret]

i will siphon the violence

[sharp vale]

Nobody in this chat better tell me that gas octane doesn't matter

[onyx schooner]

poor car choices

[lament egret]

And add it to my own

[wind axle]

Please???

[vital roost]

gas octane doesn’t matter you’re getting scammed

L

[sharp vale]

When I first got it it was only 20-30$ per two weeks

[onyx schooner]

now its triple, suffer

[sharp vale]

Correct

[vital roost]

30 mile trip
”gonna cost me like 20-30 dollars”
gas octane matters

[vital roost]

real video of nene

[lament egret]

[vital roost]

is that tyler ninja blevins

[onyx schooner]

i still am not a cat

[vital roost]

prove it then

[sharp vale]

A 30 mile trip shouldn cost 30$ though

[sharp vale]

Typically in a regular environment you'd be spending only a few scents per mile

A quarter at most per mile

[bitter heath]

it'll cost that price for everyone dude, the fuel prices are super inflated literally everywhere in the world

[vital roost]

[lament egret]

Weeed

haha weed

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo I get it

But it shouldn't be costing 30$

[onyx schooner]

[vital roost]

you just have bad gas mileage then

[sharp vale]

Yet it costs 30$ anyways

[vital roost]

like really bad gas mileage

[sharp vale]

Yes, it's called owning a V8

Yes it's called owning a V8

[vital roost]

do u drive a tank

is that why it’s so bad

[bitter heath]

wow, maybe thought of not driving said V8 in a time where the worlds gas prices are super inflated?

[sharp vale]

Similar

[bitter heath]

maybe you wouldnt have this problem

[vital roost]

i used to drive a durango

god that thing was so cool

[onyx schooner]

expensive ass cars, I sleep

[vital roost]

i got it for like 300 dollars

that’s a lie it was 1300

[bitter heath]

my 2002 fucking corolla lasts like two weeks on a tank full

[vital roost]

but the government thought i got it for 50 so i didn’t have to pay a whole lot of money

[onyx schooner]

gobberment

[lament egret]

me when i get a motorcycle and accidentally go 80 mph (i die)

[onyx schooner]

[vital roost]

driving a motorcycle would be cool

[lament egret]

they would !!!

[vital roost]

let’s get one together koemi

[bitter heath]

this is with it driving almost a guaranteed 26 miles a day

[lament egret]

Only if i get to drive 120mph and pop a wheelie

[vital roost]

of course

[bitter heath]

suicide machine

[vital roost]

that’s the goal

[onyx schooner]

just like a car

[bitter heath]

true!

but theres a way higher chance of dying on a motorcycle

[sharp vale]

It's a good thing I walk to work bc the shop I work at is a few minute for a walk

[onyx schooner]

or just dodge the deaths

[vital roost]

i do have to get gas today and it’s like 4 dollars a gallon

[bitter heath]

you want to act like everyone on the road is out to kill you on a bike

[onyx schooner]

lucky you

[lament egret]

https://youtu.be/AJLjC6nsIMo

[sharp vale]

80mph is nuthn. You can get to 80mph in 3 seconds on a motorcycle

[vital roost]

cope!

[onyx schooner]

yeetim i do not care

[lament egret]

[sharp vale]

MENTIONED WRONG PERSON

[onyx schooner]

i am just watching you guys fight about dumb shit

[vital roost]

markiplier is so cool

[onyx schooner]

[vital roost]

[onyx schooner]

if you're a 10 year old maybe

[vital roost]

i never watched markiplier ngl

not even when i was younger

[lament egret]

Fake

[wind axle]

yeah holy fuck this build is so good

[lament egret]

You are fake

[vital roost]

i know koemi i know

[wind axle]

the damage and range is so fucking pogchamp

[onyx schooner]

generic screamy content

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo

[vital roost]

hi

[sharp vale]

More like DASHYOO

[vital roost]

i do that sometimes too

[sharp vale]

Go away ash you're mean to me

[wind axle]

HOYL FUCK 840K

[sharp vale]

Ashyoure

[vital roost]

saying the truth isn’t mean :(

[sharp vale]

I'll be mean to you

[vital roost]

do it then

[lament egret]

be mean to me instead its my job to be a punching bag

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo is a stink and doesn't showr

[bitter heath]

I need a new one, are you able to get to perth australia within the week?

[lament egret]

i can stay in my room 24/7 thats all you get

[bitter heath]

do I still get to use you like a punching bag

[lament egret]

Yes

[vital roost]

i stink like roses and peaches

[bitter heath]

eh, people only know about that one anyways

it's not like people give a shit about tasmania

all they do down there is incest

[bitter heath]

[wind axle]

DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD

[vital roost]

isn’t tasmania the one guy from looney tunes

tasmanian devil that’s it

are u from tasmania

[cold nebula]

К

[bitter heath]

tasmanians literally are all related I'm sure of it

[vital roost]

is tasmania the alabama of australia

[bitter heath]

yes

[regal sapphire]

Oof

[cold nebula]

Or Britain

[onyx schooner]

Australia is the alabama of Australia

[regal sapphire]

Most things are more lovely than Alabama

[cold nebula]

sweet home Alabama. I hump my cousin and my sister too

[bitter heath]

and the northern territory is the wyoming of australia

[sharp vale]

Bout to stink like blood and opioids when I smack u

[vital roost]

why opioids

[bitter heath]

he's a dealer

[cold nebula]

К

[vital roost]

australia is the alabama of europe

[vital roost]

this u? @onyx schooner

[cold nebula]

England is my city

[quaint swallow]

Australia is not in Europe

[sharp vale]

Pain killers to numb the pain

[vital roost]

i never said it was

[sharp vale]

Keep you alive longer

[sharp vale]

Maximum torture

[cold nebula]

Huskieees

[vital roost]

i love huskies

[lament egret]

I will be making my exit

[sharp vale]

She was mad bc we didn't let her chase the lawn mower around

[cold nebula]

❤️ same I had one lived for 14 years

[bitter heath]

meet my four and you'll change that opinion

[vital roost]

awh

[cold nebula]

Yours?

[sharp vale]

Yes

[cold nebula]

4 Huskies loool

[vital roost]

i’ve never had one but i love how vocal they can be

[cold nebula]

Hug the doggo

[lament egret]

my sister has one

[vital roost]

can i have it

[bitter heath]

husky 1

[cold nebula]

Huskies are not real dogs. That's what I learned for having one for more than a decade

🤣

[cold nebula]

Marvelous

[vital roost]

:D

[sharp vale]

She's at my house

[bitter heath]

yup, they've killed some things because of that..

[weary stratus]

Any tech savvy people here who holds good knowledge about GPUs? My gpu been crashing lately and i needed to know if its fixable or not. Cant afford to buy one atm

[lament egret]

will they maul me

[sharp vale]

She's pulling a doge

[bitter heath]

clearly a male

[sharp vale]

He's pulling a doge

[vital roost]

doge dn

[sharp vale]

I'll kick you in your astolfo wannabe nuts ash

[cold nebula]

Whoops wrong channel

[vital roost]

it’s the right one now

[cold nebula]

🤣

[vital roost]

shut mouth

pathetic weak little man

[cold nebula]

I have a collection

[lament egret]

A collection of belts

[bitter heath]

I dont own any belts

[cold nebula]

And watches and double safety shaving razors and warhammer

[vital roost]

me either

[lucid sigil]

i love watching videos where some random guy hypes up a shitty game because it's good in like 1 way

[vital roost]

then don’t watch them

[bitter heath]

new world players

[lucid sigil]

WOW THIS RACING GAME HAS GOOD SURFACES THAT AFFECT THE CAR

game in question: looks like fucking shit

[lament egret]

Its me im hyping up tf2

[bitter heath]

the video isnt related to my comment

[vital roost]

your australian accent is so thick in this

[bitter heath]

I know right

[cold nebula]

Lovely

[sharp vale]

Still stronger than you

[bitter heath]

I'm from townsville originally

[sharp vale]

Just drive a real sports car

[vital roost]

too real

[signal seal]

[vital roost]

hiya bing

[lucid sigil]

gas prices

[sharp vale]

Mf I'm avoid gas stations like the plague

[sharp vale]

Will forever be stronger than you ash

[lament egret]

woag

[sharp vale]

Ash has 0 muscle mass

His thighs turned to feminine fat

[vital roost]

not once i tap into the twink energy

[sharp vale]

You mean submissive and breedable energy?

[sharp vale]

Too real

[vital roost]

yeah that’s part of it

[lament egret]

Ashy can you kill me if you tap into that power

[vital roost]

i can

[lament egret]

Please do

[sharp vale]

The only strong part when Twink energy activates is your legs on some poor mf

[signal seal]

Cow Cat 😮

I love cow cats

[vital roost]

on zac yes

[lament egret]

crush my skull (with a cinder block)

[bitter heath]

crush my skull (with your thighs)

[sharp vale]

Poor zac

Who's zac

[bitter heath]

me

[lament egret]

Can i have the cinder block instead

[vital roost]

omw to the big apple

[sharp vale]

Zac? More like.
Wac

[lament egret]

thank goodness

[vital roost]

TRUE

[signal seal]

not a cow cat but a wonderful cat nonetheless

[vital roost]

@bitter heath did u change your steam username yet at all

[bitter heath]

pop my skull like this woman pops the pineapple

[bitter heath]

yes

[vital roost]

what did u change it to

[bitter heath]

stupid apex bit

that I want to fuck with repter with

[vital roost]

ah

i’ll check it out here in a sec

[signal seal]

this make me uncomfortable

[vital roost]

actually laughed

why is that voice line SO GODDAMN LOUD

[sharp vale]

It's Randal

[bitter heath]

you know that feeling when you go to click into a chat and accidentally join a vc stream

[sharp vale]

In america she'll do it with a Glock

[vital roost]

did you just do that

[bitter heath]

yes

[signal seal]

yes it's very uncomfortable

esp in servers where everyone knows each other

[vital roost]

“oops”

[signal seal]

OR YOU VOICE CALL SOMEONE IN DMS

[vital roost]

i’m going to vc u rn bing

be prepared

[bitter heath]

pretty sure I did that to ashy once

[signal seal]

my headset not plugged in and my eyes are still kinda shut from sleeping ash

[vital roost]

(i’m not going to)

[signal seal]

i wouldn't have time to plug stuff in i'd just pretend to be AFK and ignore then say did you mean to do that

[vital roost]

fair enough

i go “afk” a lot when i get asked to join vcs

[drifting ivy]

yooo @vital roost

[bitter heath]

can confirm, I asked him to play apex a few weeks ago and he still hasnt even responded in dms, not a single message at all

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/introverting-introvert-back-away-homer-simpson-homer-gif-14457918

[vital roost]

i never responded to this

[vital roost]

none yeah

[bitter heath]

yeah

[vital roost]

hiya how are you

[bitter heath]

zero messages

[sharp vale]

Ashy

[drifting ivy]

doin good hbu?

[sharp vale]

Ashy

[vital roost]

i’ve been very whatever thank u for asking

[vital roost]

yeet

[sharp vale]

Date when

[bitter heath]

never

because you're not gay, remember

[vital roost]

it is 3/19/2022

[lament egret]

epic

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/bold-bold-idea-gif-11805879

[vital roost]

i almost said the 18th and i had to check my calendar in my phone

[bitter heath]

but you're wrong

it's the 20th

[vital roost]

now it is for you

[vital roost]

it wasn’t when you said it was

[bitter heath]

shh

[vital roost]

i will never be quiet

[bitter heath]

I can think of quite a few points in time where you were quiet

[onyx schooner]

please do

[vital roost]

never be quiet? sure

[vital roost]

me too

[vital roost]

why are u in so many vtuber servers

[wind axle]

[onyx schooner]

too lazy to steal all the emojis

[sharp vale]

Okay we're going to go get cinnamon rolls tn shawty

[sharp vale]

Okay and, that doesn't mean I don't love the homies

[lament egret]

shawty

[wind axle]

Shawty

[vital roost]

actually sounds so good

i love cinnamon rolls

[bitter heath]

cinnamon rolls overrated

get yourself a cheesymite scroll

[vital roost]

what the fuck is that

[vital roost]

god i hate australia

[sharp vale]

Smd

[vital roost]

see that wasn’t hard

[cold nebula]

Damn

[sharp vale]

Me too

[sharp vale]

I told y'all I didn't have covid

Covid? More like NOVID

[bitter heath]

god I hate myself

[vital roost]

something we have in common

hating zac

[bitter heath]

we're so alike

[vital roost]

[bitter heath]

[cold nebula]

Hi chat

[vital roost]

hi moon

[cold nebula]

What's up

[bitter heath]

I cant sleep at night

[cold nebula]

Inhave nyctophillia

[vital roost]

i’m still in bed

[cold nebula]

Feels good at night

[bitter heath]

get out of it then stupid

[vital roost]

but it’s raining and it’s so peaceful

[bitter heath]

or I'm coming over there with a molotov cocktail

[cold nebula]

Sounds like a productive day ash

Also rain when a summer rain is the most beautiful thing I the world

[vital roost]

yes

it’s a cold spring rain

[bitter heath]

I wish we were getting more rain here

[cold nebula]

That I know

[vital roost]

it was thundering and lightning so hard over here last night

i wish it’d do that more often

[bitter heath]

cant wait til winter

[cold nebula]

I live.thunder and rain

[bitter heath]

constantly under 10 Celsius

[cold nebula]

Can't wait till summer storms

[vital roost]

i wish fall was here

summer is so overrated

[bitter heath]

I'll make you fall

[cold nebula]

Fall is my bd

September

[somber anvil]

@bitter heath @vital roost @Moonglow#6203

[vital roost]

hi

[bitter heath]

hello luna

[cold nebula]

Dark Moon

[somber anvil]

Why cant i ping u moon

[cold nebula]

I dont know

[somber anvil]

Sus

[cold nebula]

Maybe cause I am from phone

[somber anvil]

No ur from NA

[vital roost]

falling time

[bitter heath]

speaking of NA

[cold nebula]

I'm a libra

[bitter heath]

it fucking changed my tag to NA when my name changed

[vital roost]

L

[signal iris]

i am so

[somber anvil]

L

[cold nebula]

F

[vital roost]

just come to na then

[bitter heath]

sure, need a place to stay while I get set up though

willing to host?

[vital roost]

i know a couple good hotels

[cold nebula]

I have to if we too get invaded I have to either fight or go to murica

[cold nebula]

I was hoping for the attic or basement

[somber anvil]

I just passed by a place called bussy.

[bitter heath]

I'll just live in the rafters of your shed

[vital roost]

good idea

[bitter heath]

with or without your consent

[vital roost]

i was thinking of putting something up there but

that has went nowhere

[bitter heath]

me

[vital roost]

hi cat

[somber anvil]

Cat

[vital roost]

when is it happening

[vital roost]

the big stretch

[bitter heath]

tax return time

[vital roost]

i’m not doing my taxes

[cold nebula]

3am probably reading books

[vital roost]

worthless

[bitter heath]

My tax return time

[vital roost]

you mean my money right

[bitter heath]

Yes

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo? More like: person suffering from existential depression

[vital roost]

good.

yeah

[velvet ruin]

nerf miner

[somber anvil]

Nerf valkyrie

[velvet ruin]

lava hound and when it dies guards

[somber anvil]

Me activo torre

[bitter heath]

[lament egret]

clowning over 5 dollars no way

[somber anvil]

Hi koi

[lament egret]

hihi

[bitter heath]

why is ashy bringing out his findom side

[wind axle]

Is that like a Finland dominatix

[bitter heath]

financial domination

[wind axle]

So yes

[vital roost]

you know me

[bitter heath]

literally just people that steal money and do nothing in return

[vital roost]

the one who takes money and gifts with no regret

[bitter heath]

because apparently thats a kink people have, to have their money taken by a random stranger

[somber anvil]

[vital roost]

(i actually don’t)

[bitter heath]

(if you're like this hit me up, I'll happily take your money and give nothing in return)

[vital roost]

i know someone

[regal sapphire]

I have a kink about being given money for nothing.

[bitter heath]

really? give me their @

[vital roost]

@bitter heath

[bitter heath]

touché

[sleek oyster]

Bruh who needs friends

They just exist to backstab you

[sleek oyster]

No. He backstabs you with class

He is backstabbing you like a man. Not like a joke

[vital roost]

far too real

[exotic leaf]

it’s not stealing if that person is submitting and willingly giving it away

[sleek oyster]

Its true

[bitter heath]

can I stab you in the back, physically

[vital roost]

i know

[sleek oyster]

Thats all they do. Thats why i am lone wolf. No one to do it to you without expecting them

[vital roost]

please

[sleek oyster]

You are good. Betrayed. You are doing all for them, same. You try to be nice but nooooo they just exist to ruin your day

[bitter heath]

alright, on a plane now, will get there in roughly 40 hours

[sleek oyster]

Careful above Ukraine and Russia

Dont fly there

[vital roost]

see u then

[bitter heath]

alright

[somber anvil]

The reunion

[bitter heath]

reunion?

[somber anvil]

Indeed

[bitter heath]

who is reuniting

[somber anvil]

You both

[vital roost]

that’s not what reunion means

[somber anvil]

What are we talking abt

[bitter heath]

but it wouldnt be a reunion

it would just be a union

[vital roost]

[somber anvil]

Confusion.exe

[vital roost]

reunion means to union again

[somber anvil]

Oh

[vital roost]

re means again

like redo

[somber anvil]

Right. Im being brain dead wtf

Eep

[bitter heath]

braindeath kinda cracked

[somber anvil]

Truly

[vital roost]

speaking of redo

when is the next season of rezero

[bitter heath]

uh

no idea, hasnt been announced

[vital roost]

[somber anvil]

Dunno. But overlord s4 is soon

[bitter heath]

and shield hero 2

[vital roost]

never could get into overlord

[somber anvil]

[vital roost]

so hyped

[somber anvil]

I like it

😊

[vital roost]

i don’t like animes where the main character is stupid overpowered seems really boring

[bitter heath]

best part about overlord is the OPs

[vital roost]

that and reborn as a slime

[bitter heath]

dont @ me

[somber anvil]

Tbf they are pog

[somber anvil]

Dont like OPM then?

[bitter heath]

I look at once fucking song and get recommended this shit

[vital roost]

one punch man is a parody of those animes

[bitter heath]

OPM is overpowered for the comedy aspect

not like fucking isekai shows these days

[somber anvil]

Yea thats the point of it

[vital roost]

yeah one punch man is good

[bitter heath]

only isekai from recent years with an OP character that I can stand is mushoku tensei

just dont like the sus undertones

[somber anvil]

Okei u answered

[desert pilot]

i hate those

[vital roost]

but not because the mc is op but because it’s a comedy anime and makes fun of the animes i don’t like

[somber anvil]

fair

[vital roost]

god i used to like sword art online years ago

it was the first anime i had watched

[bitter heath]

SaO got fucking awful after the first half of season 1

[vital roost]

agreed

[bitter heath]

the fairy shit and Gun gale fucked it

it came back around in alicization until they put kirito in a coma because his ego was damaged

then woke him up with the power of friendship

[vital roost]

the classic anime strat

my fav anime of all time is probs erased

i loved erased

[bitter heath]

is that the one with the kid in the wheelchair on the roof

also

[vital roost]

yes

https://youtu.be/fodAJ-1dN3I

[bitter heath]

my favourite might be mushoku tensei just because of the animation

[bitter heath]

Oh, this song just came into shuffle

[vital roost]

banger

[bitter heath]

redo was a sick opening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vwwr3VGsYg

[vital roost]

i think my fav was paradisus paradoxum

[sharp vale]

I have come back to bully ashyoo

[vital roost]

mean

[bitter heath]

MYTH & ROID always do great openings

[sharp vale]

You're mean to me

[bitter heath]

they also did voracity for overlord

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo so weak that he struggles to put on his thigh highs

[vital roost]

re zero is really good if you get past the point of it where subaru is the biggest bitch known to man and it’s really hard to watch

[bitter heath]

jingo jungle for tanya aswell

such a weird fucking anime that one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fggISqEyuew

[vital roost]

actually true

isn’t that the one abt the nazi girl

[bitter heath]

yeah

[somber anvil]

Didnt like tanya :/

[bitter heath]

it's like some 40 year old japanese businessman being pushed into a train then becoming a seven year old nazi general

weird as fuck, never been able to finish it

[sharp vale]

I know

[somber anvil]

Yep too weird for me

[bitter heath]

ending was a bop though

[sharp vale]

Might as well not wear anything at all ashyoo

Can't even put clothes on without struggling

[bitter heath]

another really weird anime

food wars.

[void slate]

Potassium is tight

[vital roost]

i heard that one was good tho

[bitter heath]

it was slightly above mediocre

very fanservice filled

but the fanservice is of teenagers having literal food orgasms

[onyx schooner]

[vital roost]

ah i’ve never watched it

[somber anvil]

Bruh

[bitter heath]

wait

apparently solo leveling might finally be getting adapted this year

[somber anvil]

Wait that reminds me of south Park

[bitter heath]

how does it remind you of south park

[somber anvil]

This

[smoky matrix]

[somber anvil]

South Park is weird bro

[smoky matrix]

I have seen like

5 minutes of south park at a friends birthday party in year 5

and that is it

[somber anvil]

Yup

[bitter heath]

I remember like four scenes from random episodes over the entirety of south park and thats it

[sacred oasis]

Y'all don't enjoy South Park?

[smoky matrix]

I know that it has da big balls and that is all