💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[hollow marten]

bleb

[sharp vale]

That could apply for a lot of names, no?

[sharp vale]

Praying on your down fall rep

[wind axle]

now kill god

[hollow marten]

same

still

[smoky matrix]

yepp

[sharp vale]

Lemur guess what

[smoky matrix]

wha

[sharp vale]

Bruce Leemur

[golden mica]

and then got slaughtered by the crucible knight outside

nerf those fucking knights please

[sharp vale]

They're not that hard

[smoky matrix]

no way

[sharp vale]

Yes way

[smoky matrix]

rip bozoid

[golden mica]

thank you yeetim very helpful

[smoky matrix]

if you manage to kill him you can get a cool spear nearby

[hushed hazel]

bolt of gransax

[smoky matrix]

yuh

[hushed hazel]

i gave mine to bing cos i dont like it

[sharp vale]

Okay LOOK. Just get quick weapon that you scale really well with and spam them to flinch them and then keep your distance for openings

Watch out for those mfn tails tho, those got my ass bad

[hushed hazel]

the tails prank me hard

[sharp vale]

Very much so

[bronze plume]

PoggersFrost#7983 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[wind axle]

i hate subterranean shunning grounds i hate subterranean shunning grounds i hate subterranean shunning grounds

[sharp vale]

For the most part you can dodge all of their moves very easily but Jesus Christ their tales are just weird

[hushed hazel]

yes

[golden mica]

how do you feel about subterranean shunning grounds

[sharp vale]

How do you feel about dex builds

[golden mica]

feel weak, could be skill issue, could be the fact I have faith in my build

[hushed hazel]

it's a skill issue

[sharp vale]

Just dodge

I can't believe "just dodge" has gone from a Dragonball meme to a soulsring meme In my head

[wind axle]

i hate subterranean shunning grounds i hate subterranean shunning grounds i hate subterranean shunning grounds

[sharp vale]

How do you feel about tree sentinel

[golden mica]

Okay thank you

[hushed hazel]

me when i have to go to subterranean shunning grounds

[wind axle]

Weak

[sharp vale]

Real

[wind axle]

Where's that super good shield that's down here

[mild crystal]

My friend looks like a nft

[sharp vale]

You guys in subterranean ||getshiton|| shitting grounds

[wind axle]

God Mohg is so easy

moment

[hushed hazel]

L

[sharp vale]

What sword is that)

Is that the uhh hound sword I forgot the name

[wind axle]

bloodhounds fang

its kinda slow im starting to hate it

[sharp vale]

Valid or not?

😩

I've been wanting to start using it now that arcane is fixed

[wind axle]

Decent yeah

It's too slow for me though imo

[sharp vale]

I don't like using overwhelming weapons

[wind axle]

I really gotta find a faster sword that isnt katana

[hushed hazel]

rivers of blood
rivers of blood

[wind axle]

It's not a colossal it's just a curved greatsword

[sharp vale]

The rivers will run red with the blood of our enemies

Sometimes I wonder if there has actually ever been an event in history where rivers have actually turned red from blood

[wind axle]

i like how the greatsword is a colossal weapon

[sharp vale]

And I'm not referring to some hyperbolic event like the Salem witch trails where mfers were being accused of dealing with the devil bc they were high off wheat

[wind axle]

and not a greatsword

[sharp vale]

That one stone hammer you get early game is funny as fuck tbh

I literally put just enough strength to weild it so I'm at like 20 something strength and 30 dex

Just to meme on some trash mobs

[wind axle]

Hammer cringe

[smoky matrix]

sometimes it just be like that

[wind axle]

I want a cool sword that's fast and does decent damage

[smoky matrix]

I am addicted to that sword tho

[round patrol]

Uchiikatana or the curved jagged sword

[sharp vale]

Not enough range too heavy

[smoky matrix]

Marais executioner sword? its kinda nuts now after arcane scaling got fixed apparently

not the fastest tho

[sharp vale]

I can make you the fastest

All it takes is a little bit of lean and coke that isn't sprite

[hushed hazel]

if u feel slow in elden ring unequip all your armour

simple as

[sharp vale]

Real

[smoky matrix]

or Rivers of Blood @wind axle if you like katanas

[sharp vale]

Lemur lets go get a pizza lemur rn

[hushed hazel]

rivers of blood
rivers of blood
rivers of blood

my bad forgot my schizo pills

[sharp vale]

Meds

[wind axle]

What type is it

[wind axle]

Perhap, but my guy looks so weird with a katana rn lmao

[smoky matrix]

greatsword but has a funny weapon art

[wind axle]

ic

this looks familiar

[golden mica]

chat is mimic tear still king

my ashes aint tanking enough

[wind axle]

Get black knife tiche

Tiche is queen now

[golden mica]

Finally got this boss to half hp... wanted to abuse transformation phase... oops

[smoky matrix]

L

[wind axle]

what the table doing

[wind axle]

use margit's shackle

[smoky matrix]

wait what

[golden mica]

wtf is that

[smoky matrix]

where is that

[wind axle]

you can buy it from patches

[golden mica]

HAH

[wind axle]

or if you killed patches you can give his bell bearing to twin maiden husks

[golden mica]

ah good

[wind axle]

and buy from there

[smoky matrix]

can you find the round table???

[queen osprey]

wat da dawg doin

[wind axle]

it lets you stun the boss twice

[wind axle]

its in leyndell yes

[smoky matrix]

or just use an ugs and stun the boss every few hits

[wind axle]

cringe

[smoky matrix]

bruhh

[wind axle]

whats ugs again i forgor

[smoky matrix]

I don't wanna go back there

ultra greatsword

well colossal in this game

game rly gonna make me go back to the hell that is leyendell to find the funny table

[wind axle]

oh

you can only visit it if you didnt do the funny yet

[smoky matrix]

the funny?

[sharp vale]

That's a very valid strategy though. If you ain't going ham when they're vulnerable, you're taking Ls

[wind axle]

the funny

[smoky matrix]

what is the funny

[golden mica]

time to respec, faith is doing me shit all, gonna get arcane/dex cause apparently that's what blood users are doing now

[sharp vale]

Spoilers

[wind axle]

the funny mountain thing which i shall not say

[smoky matrix]

ok I have not done that thing

[sharp vale]

Bleed is only very useful for some things though like bing says

[wind axle]

dung eater gave this man too much head

[smoky matrix]

I have not set foot in the mountains yet

[sharp vale]

You're better off making a build on frost

[smoky matrix]

well I have gotten the first grace but not past that

[wind axle]

then youre good

[golden mica]

@wind axle https://i.imgur.com/gAdqwvT.jpeg
Is the evergaol above the village? I can't figure out how to get up there

[smoky matrix]

back to leydenell I go :trolled:

[wind axle]

ranni's quest

is how you get up there

[golden mica]

last thing I did for ranni was... the divine tower

[smoky matrix]

yeah I spent ages trying to get up there

[golden mica]

okay I guess I can go chat with her again

[wind axle]

finish the quest then yeah

[smoky matrix]

and then rannis quest literally just puts you there lol

[wind axle]

youre like 70% through

[sharp vale]

Blanky mode

[wind axle]

time to kill morgott before michael can

[golden mica]

ofc you're going to, you're on NG+

[wind axle]

blankers

[wind axle]

enemy health and damage is doubled

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/TZPD1N3.jpeg
Chat did anyone else fall down this like 30 times

[golden mica]

You have a coherent build and game experience

[sharp vale]

No 💀

[hushed hazel]

i beat godrick already but logged off, i’ll beat the game tmrw before he does

[golden mica]

whenever I run up ranni's tower I'm reading chat, I fall there every visit

[hushed hazel]

i fall down mineshaft elevators

[wind axle]

kek

[sharp vale]

NG+ actually isn't that hard. Their shit may be doubled but you're still several times stronger than you initially started at, and you get stronger as you leech their souls

[hushed hazel]

going for frenzy flame ending so

[wind axle]

why

[golden mica]

Ranni aint here time to sleep I guess

[wind axle]

thats like 2nd worst ending

[hushed hazel]

talisman

[wind axle]

go to the other tower

[hushed hazel]

already got star ending

[golden mica]

SMFH

[sharp vale]

Isn't it like 8 AM where you're at

[wind axle]

the one further north

[hushed hazel]

what ending is the worst in ur opinion frost

[wind axle]

also check behind you when you reach the top of the ladder

[golden mica]

I meant in-game sleep 😛

[wind axle]

frenzy and shit-curse

[hushed hazel]

oh yea the curse 💀

[sharp vale]

No mames

[wind axle]

the death ending is one of the better ones imo

[hushed hazel]

i forgot about that

[wind axle]

cause honestly the golden order seems shitty

[sharp vale]

The ds3 endings where literally the worst endings I have ever experienced

[wind axle]

and eternal life shit :snore:

[sharp vale]

Even in the hallowed ending is annoying

Like oh yeah boi lemme just walk across these insane mfs with no value and pretend to be a lord of something

Those aren't spoilers because you will not understand what I am talking about unless you actually witness the ending

[hushed hazel]

endings in order of based imo: stars, death, normal elden lord, golden order, frenzied flame, shit curse

any that i forgot i dont care about enough to mention

[golden mica]

funny robes

[wind axle]

i just got ratio'd by godfrey's ghost cause i was reading chat 💀

[sharp vale]

Semp just uhhhh runefarm

[hushed hazel]

lmfaoo

[wind axle]

mommy ranni's clothers

[sharp vale]

||degen|| Tarnished activities

[sharp vale]

I don't have any more relevant cat memes

[hushed hazel]

i loooove blue women with 4 arms

[sharp vale]

Y'all wanna see a cool car I found while going through a junk yard

It's pretty cool

[golden mica]

WHAT IN GODS NAME

[wind axle]

@golden mica talk to the doll

go to the grace and talk to the doll 3x

[sharp vale]

Oh that mf uhhh, just range his ass tbh

[sharp vale]

what about the one in the ant cave?

[golden mica]

I talked to it 2x 😩

[hushed hazel]

talk to it 3x.

[teal temple]

i will step on you semp

[golden mica]

well obviously, thank you sky

[wind axle]

L

[hushed hazel]

of course

[wind axle]

Huh

[sharp vale]

Stolen

[hushed hazel]

they call me sir. sky tay the all knowing

[sharp vale]

There's one of those mfs in a cave with ants, and the big ant queen, and he just hangs there casting lean magic at you

Get it I called it lean magic bc it's purple

[hushed hazel]

i HATE THAT ANTTT

I HATE ITTT

[sharp vale]

RIGHT? I THOUGHT IT WAS A BOSS

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-voices-in-my-head-voices-cat-gif-23453583

[hushed hazel]

i switched to sword of night and flame JUST to kill that ant

[sharp vale]

I was like "oh lord it better not ||burst||" AND THEN IT DID

[sharp vale]

I'm so glad I haven't played elden ring the last two days bc I've been feverish

Imagine witnessing some elden ring bs and then having a fever dream about it that night

[hushed hazel]

the ant was a fever dream

[sharp vale]

Dear LORD

[hushed hazel]

@golden mica michael 1v1 me

[sharp vale]

I stabbed it with rapier bc weak to poke dmg

According to a message on the floor, that is

[hushed hazel]

if you win i’ll drop you +10 night of flame

[sharp vale]

I should've swung a hammer at it tbh

[golden mica]

weak offer, krypted dropped me a +25 until we realized I couldn't see it

[hushed hazel]

yeetim do you like katanas

[hushed hazel]

you cannot +25 a legendary weapon

[sharp vale]

Too weeb for me

[wind axle]

Pepega michael

[golden mica]

+25 uchi

[wind axle]

Oh yeah

[hushed hazel]

also yea you have to had owned that upgrade tier

[wind axle]

Y'all know there's a cave full of those burster ants right?

[hushed hazel]

No.

[wind axle]

Down in deeproot

[sharp vale]

NOOO

[hushed hazel]

Why did you tell me.

[sharp vale]

but actually Yes

[wind axle]

It contains 2 legendary items

Iirc

[hushed hazel]

which ones

[wind axle]

Worth visiting

[sharp vale]

Actually yes bc now I'm going to pop those mfs like teenagers pop zits

[wind axle]

I forgor tbh

[hushed hazel]

fair

[wind axle]

It's a hive cave too so there's a fuckton of ants

[hushed hazel]

all i need is a 2nd rivers of blood

[sharp vale]

If you forgor prob not worth

[hushed hazel]

also frost i started wearing that white samurai drip with the okina mask

kinda goes hard

[wind axle]

it worth

[sharp vale]

Weeb

[wind axle]

okina mask cringe

[hushed hazel]

why

it gives dex

[wind axle]

@golden mica reminder that you can summon ||melina|| for morgott's fight

[sharp vale]

Can I summon you for tn

[hushed hazel]

summon me instead

[wind axle]

yes

[hushed hazel]

i’ll hit the boss 3 times then die

(average malenia summon)

[wind axle]

maiden acquired

[sharp vale]

That was an intentionally SUS flirt

You elden ring mfs will never get any ||bitches|| maidens

[hushed hazel]

maiden will be lost 3 hours after acquiring

[sharp vale]

They'll ask you to put a ring on their finger and then you'll attack them for trying to delord you

[hushed hazel]

[sharp vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/467134969295405058.png

So who replaces siegward of Catarina in elden ring?

[wind axle]

L loser

[sharp vale]

1v1 casul

[signal seal]

nice Katana's, how do you like a casual 1450 damage?

[wind axle]

Moment

[signal seal]

80 intellect and 40 vigor, fuck around and find out

[sharp vale]

Should've pointed down

[signal seal]

no it was a summon

[sharp vale]

Should've pointed down

[signal seal]

i never point down except dirty ganks

[sharp vale]

Should've pointed down

[signal seal]

i don't do that

[sharp vale]

It was deserved

[signal seal]

I curtsey or bow

he tried his best

[sharp vale]

It was deserved

[wind axle]

how do i go here again chat i forgor

[signal seal]

dude watched a youtube video and went to duel

[sharp vale]

Idk I haven't gotten that far

[signal seal]

he didn't know i'd just one shot him

[wind axle]

oh wait nevermind i rember

[sharp vale]

Memba*

You memba? I memba

[smoky matrix]

go down street and open the big doors

[wind axle]

yer yer

[sharp vale]

Can I go down the street and open your doors?

[hushed hazel]

adula’s moonblads is nuts

[signal seal]

so is ambush shard

i've won like 3 duels in a row with ambush shard now

[golden mica]

I absolutely have missed a questline for that

[smoky matrix]

who tf is melina

OH

I know who melina is god I'm dumb

[smoky matrix]

you can???

[signal seal]

probably the most powerful spell

i've hit enemies for 4k+

[wind axle]

It's not a questline it's right outside the door

[sharp vale]

@golden mica help me fight radahn

[signal seal]

i feel like i should replace moonlight with something that does fire so i can reset the frostbite

[wind axle]

Blasph blade

[sharp vale]

METEORIC ORE BLADE

Wait nvm that's just magic

Speaking of which I want to make a build out of that sword

If only I could add flame damage to it

I miss chaos infusions man

[golden mica]

I swear I must be blind I didn't see it, I went and hunted other stuff for now

[wind axle]

You are blind yes

Have fun doing ranni quest

Honestly more fun than I thought it'd be

[golden mica]

I'm not having fun

[wind axle]

Why not

Are you getting skill issued again

[golden mica]

that city is cursed to hell and back, slimes body blocking passageways

and blaidd's spirit or whatever the fuck he is, doesn't miss

[wind axle]

Okay but there's a fuckton of loot in there

I can help you explore it if you want

Try to help with baleful too

[golden mica]

SMHH

I can kill him, he's free as fuck, but every 15 of my hits equates to 2 of his

[wind axle]

Yes

It is painful

[golden mica]

nvm rolled him attempt 3

[wind axle]

Rotten Breath can help if you're struggling too hard

Ayyy let's go

[teal temple]

can you upgrade your armor in elden cringe or do you need to farm/get new stuff

[golden mica]

armor barely matters tbh

[rough trail]

armor is for fashion

[teal temple]

so i take it you can't?

[wind axle]

Cant

You don't even need to farm armor tbh

Radahn's armor set is honestly one of the best

[sharp vale]

Just dodge you have a shit tone of vigor

[sharp vale]

INCREDIBLY BASED

[wind axle]

Incredibly true

Except for poise

[round patrol]

armour is for fashion

[hard spindle]

[teal temple]

Frost I summon thee

[sharp vale]

Armor is only effective low level tbh

[teal temple]

Pls help me kill this boss

[hushed hazel]

lionel armour

[wind axle]

Zero drip

[hard spindle]

Summon me!

[sharp vale]

Are you enjoying game Luna

[hard spindle]

I will help you w your crippling self esteem problems

[teal temple]

It's a nice break from other unfinished modern games I play

[wind axle]

may god save my soul

[round patrol]

u dead as hell

[smoky matrix]

bloodhound knight set with no helmet my beloved

[wind axle]

he didnt save my soul

[round patrol]

jumping attack

[sharp vale]

Gucci

@golden mica can you get a bara engine for me from your local junk yard

I will pay you in American dollars and a milkshake

[wind axle]

I hate this place

[sharp vale]

Emotional issue

[golden mica]

chat wtf does this actually do, cause I could still summon before this
https://i.imgur.com/HejmJDc.jpeg

[wind axle]

I HATE THIS PALCE

[wind axle]

it enables the summon pool which allows you to summon anyone in the game

dont interact with it

anyone being any player

this place actually fucking blows

who designed this jumping puzzle

[golden mica]

ratio + easy + free first time with slight upgrades
https://i.imgur.com/ydNhtvI.jpeg

[wind axle]

gaming

now finish ranni quest

[sharp vale]

Explain said upgrades

[smoky matrix]

congratulations you are halfway through the game

[golden mica]

I picked up margit's shackle as frost suggested, and blessing of erd tree

[smoky matrix]

https://twitter.com/EldenRingRPG/status/1504592767699369984?s=20&t=YBOlAkCX50WqnMd435Md5Q

Elden Ring News (@EldenRingRPG)

On average, it takes 46 hours to beat Elden Ring (via @HowLongToBeat).

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2022, 10:57 PM

I am at 55 hours and nowhere close to finished

[golden mica]

yep

[smoky matrix]

interesting

[round patrol]

46 hours thats some bull

[rough trail]

I did basically 100% in 55

[golden mica]

perfect timing, gotta cook dinner soonish

[rough trail]

I think it depends on how efficient you are

some people like just exploring

[smoky matrix]

I am some people

[rough trail]

true

[round patrol]

who wants to play the game efficiently i prefer playing it stupidly very fun

[rough trail]

I like killing stuff and getting achievements

[sharp vale]

45 hours for me with most of it spent literally walking around the map because I hate horseback

[round patrol]

why do u hate horseback?

[golden mica]

just realized I forgot rune arc & grease

[wind axle]

Moment

[smoky matrix]

I forget grease exists

I have so much it gets sent to my box

[wind axle]

WHO DESIGNED THIS SHIT

[round patrol]

hideo kojima

[hard spindle]

NO WAY

THERE IS A HIDDEN WALL IN THE VOLCANO MASION

THAT ONLY OPENS AFTER 50 FUCKING HITS

ARE U FR RN

[smoky matrix]

RIGHT

I SAW THAT EARLIER

I FUCKING HATE MIYAZAKI

now we have to go hit EVERY wall in the game 50 times

psychological damage

[wind axle]

What does it even open

[smoky matrix]

it opens into the room where you get the letters

[golden mica]

Do either of these matter?

[hard spindle]

Letter room

[smoky matrix]

like it just opens into that common room

[hard spindle]

I AM GOING TO HIT YOU 50 FUCKING TIMES I AM GOING INSANE

[smoky matrix]

omg same

[wind axle]

So there's no point

[hushed hazel]

[smoky matrix]

man
hidden floors and now walls with 50 hits

god fuck

[wind axle]

His sword is a pretty good arcane weapon

[hard spindle]

It means there could be other walls like this with actual shit behind em frost

[wind axle]

But are they found

[round patrol]

maybe its just 1 buggy wall

[wind axle]

No so it doesn't matter

[hard spindle]

Imagine the ultimate troll he only adds a 50 hot wall once to drive us insane

[smoky matrix]

what if all those messages saying hidden path ahead were actually real

and we just didn't HIT IT ENOUGH

[round patrol]

go back and start hitting

[hard spindle]

IT MATTERS BECAUSE I AM GONNA FIND EM ALL NOW

[wind axle]

Mope

[hard spindle]

Literally what I'm doing on my new char 😭 😭 😭

[smoky matrix]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/thez5v/first_victim_of_todays_thread_about_hidden_walls/

this poor soul

[golden mica]

I want to wear the funny radahn armor but too heavy 😩
https://i.imgur.com/WplTbrm.png

[round patrol]

rune time for u

[hard spindle]

Solution:be stronk

[smoky matrix]

oh oh rando

you can use the Ghizas weel charge spinny chainsaw thing to break the wall down fast

[wind axle]

i wanna fucking end myself

[smoky matrix]

get that and get to work on every wall

THERE ARE TWO NOW

TWO WALLS

[sharp vale]

NO FUCKING WAY SO THAT MEANS THE HIDDEN PASSAGE MESSAGES WEREN'T LIES

[smoky matrix]

this is a horrible game

[sharp vale]

Weird control

[golden mica]

fashion

[hard spindle]

How fast?

[smoky matrix]

like 12 seconds

[sharp vale]

THE LIARS WEREN'T LIARS

[smoky matrix]

actually idk but its fast

cause it counts multiple hits

[hard spindle]

About the time yo mom ta-

[hard spindle]

They were likely still lying

[golden mica]

This gives +13 poise without going heavy load but it's so ugly by itself 😩
https://i.imgur.com/GX8Glrd.png

[sharp vale]

You take the blue pill, your story ends, you wake up at the nearest grace and do whatever you want to do, blissfully unaware of the hidden doors that require 50 hits to open.

You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I'll show you just how many hidden passages there actually are

RED PILL ME

[golden mica]

Chat can I have an opinion, dex/faith so I can blast myself with blessings & vows, or dex/arc cause that's what it seems most bleed people are doing now

[wind axle]

Skill dependant

[sharp vale]

Dex/faith

I would go Dex/faith for an all around build but I want to go Dex/arc bc elden ring got me wrapped up in claw/bleed use

And now I have extra incentive to add life steal hand to it

[wind axle]

I hate thijs jumOwpifbnr Apuzsl3

Fuck

[smoky matrix]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/thhixz/i_found_a_second_hidden_wall_in_volcano_manor/ 2 WALLS 2 WALLS

[sharp vale]

@golden mica

[wind axle]

THI SGAN EIS ASS

[sharp vale]

Does anyone else love the pees in instant ramen?

[hard spindle]

2 WALLS AND YOU STILL HAVE 0 BITCHES

[hard spindle]

U working today?

[sharp vale]

Tbf it very obviously is a hidden passage

[sharp vale]

Unfortunately despite having fever, yes.

[hard spindle]

What time u get off?

[sharp vale]

Have to cover for boss man since he's on vacation because I'm an underpaid wage slave

[sharp vale]

6 PM central LOL

[hard spindle]

Lemur u are literally some socially awkward hoeless probably depressed twink shut up

[hard spindle]

UR FUCKING W ME

[sharp vale]

Gotta tell you about some drama tomorrow at work though

[smoky matrix]

[sharp vale]

I work 8-6 every day fam

[hard spindle]

I NEEDED U FOR GETTING AND FUCKING QND OUTING (maybe)

[sharp vale]

I'M INSIDE YOUR WALLS

Elden ring players when they discover hidden walls: I'M IN YOUR WALLS

[hard spindle]

Idk Andrews changing barracks maybe today so we mighta needed a fake replacement Andrew

[sharp vale]

No mames

[hard spindle]

What

[sharp vale]

That reminds me I gotta chat up my friend in the marines

Last time I talked to him he was struggling mentally with his M/O

[smoky matrix]

M/O?

[hard spindle]

Lemur r u dumb

This man istg

[smoky matrix]

yes???

[sharp vale]

Millitary occupation

[smoky matrix]

rando I am beginning to think you might be dumb with how quickly you forget I am

[smoky matrix]

oh I see

[sharp vale]

He's basically an information officer

[hard spindle]

Bc I sometimes have a laugh w u and think wow what a nice normal young man

Then u do something v lemur

[sharp vale]

I forget the exact word? But he just deals with secret government information

[smoky matrix]

what did I DO

[smoky matrix]

right

[hard spindle]

Ask what m o is

[sharp vale]

Lemur moments

Lemur moments worse than yeetim moments

[hard spindle]

no

[smoky matrix]

this does not narrow it down in the slightest

[hard spindle]

Know your place yeetim

[smoky matrix]

forgive me for never having been exposed to a phrase before

[sharp vale]

You just had a lemur moment rn

[hard spindle]

After the sleeper moment you will forever be lower than lemur

[sharp vale]

Above yours

Fuck

[hard spindle]

Not after the sleeper moment retard

[hard spindle]

Sounds like brain dead lemur moment

You weren't born just knowing!??!

[sharp vale]

You wanna see donut moment?

[hard spindle]

Simply know

[smoky matrix]

oh my mistake

[hard spindle]

V much

[wind axle]

fucking made it finally

[smoky matrix]

was it worth it

[hard spindle]

U no longer have to dm me clips ahahah

[sharp vale]

This was over a year ago btw

[hard spindle]

Also that donught was quite shit

[hard spindle]

It's so bad

[sharp vale]

My tires are expensive

I would've swung it more but my tires are literally 700$ just for the REAR

[hard spindle]

Bad donught 😹 😹 😹 😹

[sharp vale]

Tbf I had it perfectly under control

Most people don't even know how to counter steer after kicking the rear end out

[hard spindle]

Bad donught 🥱

[sharp vale]

My exhaust note is 👌 top tier tho

[wind axle]

No

[void slate]

Hello

[sharp vale]

Sounds like machine guns

[wind axle]

No not at all

Why did I even come here I don't remember

[smoky matrix]

:D

[sharp vale]

What do with magic stonesword key

I forget the name of it

[sharp vale]

Peter look at my yeetim moment

[wind axle]

For Four Belfries

[sharp vale]

Tf are belfries

Are those new taco bell fries?

Do they come with cheese?

[round patrol]

its a bunch of buildings

[sharp vale]

Mf

Well duh doi

I'm just so hungry

I already ate some Mexican bread and some noodles c'mon

[teal temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/899939493556125758.gif

[sharp vale]

POYO

[smoky matrix]

[sharp vale]

Lemur go on date with me ||platonically||

[smoky matrix]

no

[hushed hazel]

lemur give me rivers of blood sword

[teal temple]

lemur pls give me a single fry from your extra large order of fries

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IPB9n/b69c248f91.jpg

[sharp vale]

Why are you so mean to me

[sharp vale]

Luna are you Aussie?

[onyx schooner]

cringe

[wind axle]

Any elden gamers want to pvp I wanna try sumn

[sharp vale]

Me

[onyx schooner]

bro i just discovered the storm... area

i cannot help you at all

[teal temple]

nope, i just work nights

[sharp vale]

Do you live in Australia I mean

[sharp vale]

How many times did you die to the tree sentinel.

[teal temple]

yeah that's what i meant, i don't live in Australia

[onyx schooner]

is that the weird fucking cat thing

[sharp vale]

Pain and suffering

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[smoky matrix]

no its the man wearing shining gold armour on a horse

[wind axle]

Church of elleh gaming

[onyx schooner]

oh i avoided him like the plague lmao

[sharp vale]

I lied I'm going to bed

[wind axle]

God damnit

[smoky matrix]

let go of your fear

[teal temple]

wait is that the guy in the very beginning of the game? big gold dude?

[sharp vale]

L BOZO

[onyx schooner]

i should really be following the story but i just kinda go around and do shit

[sharp vale]

SORRY FROST LOLL

[smoky matrix]

this is the correct way to play

[sharp vale]

but seriously with that, I'm going to bed gn

[smoky matrix]

goodnight goblin

[sharp vale]

Gn Lemur especially despite lemur being so mean to me

[teal temple]

i remember abusing the skeleton summons to bow the gold horse dude to death in the beginning of the game

[sharp vale]

LOOK SEE

[onyx schooner]

really wish i had a controller to do things but i shall do mkb until

[void slate]

This?

[sharp vale]

Incredibly based

[sharp vale]

My exhaust note go hard

[void slate]

Your exhaust is tight

[onyx schooner]

but if you're talking about the weird cat thing i only died once

[sharp vale]

It's just a muffler and resonator delete with an H pipe LOL

[smoky matrix]

idk what cat thing you mean

[onyx schooner]

the... erdtree... gargoyle... cat thing?

[sharp vale]

Idk wtf you're talking about bro but I'm glad you're enjoying old people cylinder

[sharp vale]

Probably the watchdog

[teal temple]

there's a cat boss thing in one of the dungeons i think, unless your talking about something else

[sharp vale]

It does look like a cat tbh

[onyx schooner]

friend? :)

[smoky matrix]

think I missed that

[sharp vale]

Erdtree burial watchdog

[smoky matrix]

go give hug

[smoky matrix]

oh that

[onyx schooner]

horseback combat is dumb btw

[smoky matrix]

the minimally animated cat

[sharp vale]

More like serial killer after he murders you fourty times

[sharp vale]

Incredibly based

[sharp vale]

Dog

[onyx schooner]

dumb and op, i have the lance talisman and i also killed a boss and got one that restores hp on crits

[sharp vale]

What the dog doin?

[sharp vale]

Too bad u don't get crits

[void slate]

Hello Off Topic Chatters

[onyx schooner]

what

[sharp vale]

I'm pretty sure crits are just counters/backstabs

[onyx schooner]

i will simply put it in their Rears

[smoky matrix]

that talisman is nice

imo

[void slate]

😳

[sharp vale]

The thing is most of the time unless you're sneaking around you're not getting crits

[smoky matrix]

fool

[sharp vale]

Unless you're a parry God like me

[smoky matrix]

simply stagger everything with colossal sword

[smoky matrix]

easy crits

[hard spindle]

just like u parry bitches attempts at hitting on u?

[severe musk]

elder ring is super super hard

[sharp vale]

I fucking love the claymore I need to upgrade it so bad

[onyx schooner]

elden ring hasnt been hard for me so far, kinda been the level i expected

[sharp vale]

Correct

[void slate]

Yes people are masochists for enjoying this game

[severe musk]

elder ring makes me super frickin angry superrr angry

[sharp vale]

Souls games aren't hard if you're a somewhat competent person

[hard spindle]

think it might just be the years of souls game lol. what u runnin?

[smoky matrix]

I didnt' get angry till leyendell

[hard spindle]

plus we have had a long ass time playing souls games now yeetim

[mild crystal]

fr elder ring is too hard

[sharp vale]

Correct

[hard spindle]

still gaoted

idk the invades in this game feel off though idk why

[onyx schooner]

I've pretty much got the basic set of vagabond gear, took of helm so i dont have fat rolls, running longsword+1 with beast crest heater shield, im still wandering around and doing little things

[smoky matrix]

its not fun invading into 3v1s

[severe musk]

Souls games aren't hard if you're a somewhat competent person 🤓 🤓 🤓

[void slate]

what does goated mean

[sharp vale]

Nearly 11 years now

[onyx schooner]

helped free alexander and also killed a giant boy

[mild crystal]

[hard spindle]

oh sick what actual bosses u killed/

[teal temple]

simply just git gud

[hard spindle]

coping

[severe musk]

Umm actually shouls gamesh arent hard if youre a shomewhat competent pershon

[hard spindle]

malding so hard lmao

[severe musk]

ive never played a souls game

[teal temple]

le reddit gold has arrived 🏅

[smoky matrix]

Elden ring is the first souls game I've owned and it is easier than I thought after hearing how hard souls games are ngl

[hard spindle]

back to yo cage

[sharp vale]

Get ratio'd

[smoky matrix]

I've played a little ds3 borrowing from a friend and ER is def easier

[sharp vale]

Ds3 easier than elden ring?

[onyx schooner]

Honestly I've only killed maybe like... Two? the erdtree grave guard gargoyle and the dark assassin thing

[hard spindle]

elden rings imo is a decently easy souls game but souls games arent as hard as ppl think

[smoky matrix]

no

[sharp vale]

It may be to experience but I think elden ring is easier than ds3

[hushed hazel]

lemur making elden ring hacks on visual studio

[smoky matrix]

thas what I'm saying

[severe musk]

sholsh gamesh arent ash hard ash people think

[smoky matrix]

shhhh I'm un nerfing hoarfrost

[hard spindle]

someone is crying so hard rn lmao

[onyx schooner]

I've played and beaten DS1, 2(+ scholar), 3, Bloodborne and eventually elden ring im sure

[teal temple]

@trail citrus ur bad at elden cringe

[sharp vale]

Most side bosses easy

[hushed hazel]

[onyx schooner]

i havent gotten all endings, so maybe im lame

[severe musk]

ok ur literally rando so lol 😉

[hard spindle]

caddince is a p casual gamer unironically. Elden rings isnt his type of beat. he likes rlly laid back friends game

[smoky matrix]

valid

[teal temple]

is funny moon sword still super op or was that the night/day sword that did two attacks?

[severe musk]

big caddince fan over here

[mild crystal]

did u hear this from mr caddince himself

[sharp vale]

Yes

[hard spindle]

🥱

[sharp vale]

He literally claims it all the time

[hard spindle]

yes lmao. we are friends

[trail citrus]

????

[onyx schooner]

gift me it ty

[smoky matrix]

arrival

[severe musk]

caddince is master chief

[hard spindle]

AND HE WONT PLAY GTFO BC OF IT GR

[mild crystal]

HI candeez

[teal temple]

so you haven't beaten margrit yet, BAD ELDEN CRINGE PLAYER

[sharp vale]

GTFO is EVEN LESS DIFFICULT

[hard spindle]

play gtfo w me 🥺

[teal temple]

imagine not beating the boss with no armor or weapons, PATHETIC.

[smoky matrix]

oh I saw that earlier that was a neat post

[void slate]

I will play chequers for money with you

[sharp vale]

GTFO is definitely not casual but not difficult

[trail citrus]

this is true, i play to mostly chill. the most 'intense' game i play is hunt showdown

[sharp vale]

Just requires patience and time

[hard spindle]

U should never talk about gtfo difficulty after sleeper incident

[severe musk]

play gtfo w me 🤓

[mild crystal]

how bout u hunt down some bitches

[teal temple]

i bet good money caddince plays the killer in dbd

[trail citrus]

but i never play comp/ranked in shit, i just dont really care, i play games to relax after work

[hard spindle]

fan behaviour 😍

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

U shouldn't talk about donuts if you don't own a vehicle

[trail citrus]

[trail citrus]

never played DBD

[smoky matrix]

why are all your emotes so cursed

[sharp vale]

Holy shit actually good one wtf

[hard spindle]

so true 😭 . I cant afford the driving lessons yet

[trail citrus]

i used to play the Friday the 13th game, rip to that game

[mild crystal]

donuts donuts oooooo be scared oooo i have a kawasaki bike ooo and a miata Oooo

[sharp vale]

Mf you don't even know what 200HP feels like let alone 400

[hard spindle]

I do. bc this is a crazy idea yeetim. I have been in a car

[hushed hazel]

[teal temple]

me when i am thirsty

[sharp vale]

Yeah with less than 200hp bc you're in Britain

[smoky matrix]

[hushed hazel]

based cats chads

[trail citrus]

[onyx schooner]

time for friend :)

[hard spindle]

I dont exclusively stay in Britain 💀

[teal temple]

me when the employee who handed my drink starts to get a little fuzzy

[sharp vale]

I don't exclusively burn my rear tires

[mild crystal]

[hard spindle]

yeetim when he discovers ppl can travel 😱 😱

[trail citrus]

u irl

[hard spindle]

shit donught L

[mild crystal]

yeetim:

[void slate]

I love Candice

[trail citrus]

travel to get some bitches my guy

[hard spindle]

THATS WHAT I WAS SAYIN

[mild crystal]

i wish i had glasses fr

[void slate]

yettim is tight

[severe musk]

"yeetim: 🤓" 🤓

[trail citrus]

why

[onyx schooner]

you really dont

[hard spindle]

unironically yeetim seems like a massive nerd

[sharp vale]

I'm a broke American with barely enough money for gas c'mon man

[hard spindle]

but why is he so hench

[sharp vale]

Bc I am

[mild crystal]

idk they look nice. i have 20/20 but idk

[hard spindle]

yeetims brain dead personality and body dont match up

[sharp vale]

I just downplay it a lot

[hard spindle]

the math aint mathing

[onyx schooner]

@smoky matrix what stonekeys do

[sharp vale]

Rando we've been OBER THIS

[trail citrus]

i need glasses but dont want any cuz i look ugly (uglier than before at least)

[severe musk]

nah u def dont downplay it my boy

[mild crystal]

[hard spindle]

hawt

[teal temple]

contacts/laser eye surgery

[vestal ember]

proof

[trail citrus]

too much work

[hard spindle]

FINALLY SOMEONE GETS IT

[sharp vale]

I don't think you understand how much I don't act like the nerd I used to be in highschool

[mild crystal]

[severe musk]

🤔 lookin for the funny

[teal temple]

tbh lasic eye surgery doesn't actually take that long, it just depends if your insurance can cover it.

[mild crystal]

[trail citrus]

my friend got it

maybe i will someday

[sharp vale]

We're American

[mild crystal]

[hard spindle]

i am literally like blind if something isnt right infront of my face but I start to look like the nerdy paki stereotype if I wear glasses

[sharp vale]

Half of us don't got insurance

[smoky matrix]

used to open some areas, they will have like an imp statue thing that you can slot a key into

[trail citrus]

cuz i am kinda legally blind in my left eye

[mild crystal]

[hard spindle]

have u tried seeing?

[teal temple]

you are indeed right

[sharp vale]

Rando what is the fastest car you have driven

[mild crystal]

i dont like americans

[trail citrus]

i try really hard

[severe musk]

who?

[trail citrus]

[sharp vale]

I only pay for my car insurance and it's liability at best because I would be living paycheck to paycheck otherwise

[mild crystal]

asked

[hard spindle]

u understand my struggle of staring at things and guessing

[severe musk]

why dont u just get a 100k per contract job after a couple months of experience then

[void slate]

Squirrel jumpscare

[mild crystal]

ok mr 1 million a year

[sharp vale]

Bc I'm literally not physically cut out to work with heavy machinery

[severe musk]

then hit the gym or ur just squandering ur potential

[hard spindle]

I have been in that hyper car one time bc my saudi uncle has one

that was back in like 2020 though

[mild crystal]

fr

[sharp vale]

There's like several hyper cars in the world

[void slate]

Have you been shocked by the squirrel jumpscare

[hard spindle]

I will text him and ask him what car it was lol

actually my dad probably knows brb

[sharp vale]

Idk man 80 hour work weeks ain't for me

[void slate]

Yes. I was terrified and scared. Your images are very nice to look at and not annoying to everyone.

[mild crystal]

new copypasta just dropped

[severe musk]

potential: squandered

[sharp vale]

At least I'm not you guys

[void slate]

what does squandered mean is it like squished

[onyx schooner]

wasted

[sharp vale]

Wasted

[mild crystal]

stomped on :(

[severe musk]

😭

[mild crystal]

[onyx schooner]

friend flower??? omega death flower? :(

[sharp vale]

Jesse wtf are you talking about?

[smoky matrix]

only mini death flower

[onyx schooner]

i take bite?

[sharp vale]

Still a death flower

[hard spindle]

the mini flower in distance

[mild crystal]

@sharp vale mr IT can u tell me how to fix this?

[sharp vale]

I see it but it took me a second

[hard spindle]

please

[onyx schooner]

ok im making my way over

[sharp vale]

Yeah, buy another one.

[mild crystal]

wrong

[severe musk]

LOL

[sharp vale]

LOL ACTUALLY

[mild crystal]

LMFAOOO

[sharp vale]

FITS SUPER WELL

[hard spindle]

peter the goat

[onyx schooner]

nvm i cant get over there yet i think

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

Mfs smoke weed all week and take Ubers and then wonder why they can't afford a Honda civic

[teal temple]

bro ngl taking an edible then just relaxing and playing games is so nice, you get so lost in what your doing

[wind axle]

Fucking hate katana bleed spammers

[mild crystal]

[severe musk]

LOL

[onyx schooner]

nice, spiritsteed jumping

[trail citrus]

[sharp vale]

At least I have a car

[hard spindle]

u have a genshin code in yo bio pipe down pedo

[mild crystal]

i have a car and a bike :)

[sharp vale]

A nice car

[hard spindle]

genshin players = pedos

[onyx schooner]

i thought it would carry me to wherever, 4th death :(

[void slate]

Bad words

[mild crystal]

mazda miata bad car? ok bud..

[mild crystal]

[void slate]

do you know any polish cars I don't know any

[sharp vale]

Idk Miatas overrated and sensationalized

[severe musk]

u have a miata??? no way thats my favorite car

[hard spindle]

all I hear is genshin pedo coping LL

[mild crystal]

ok mr car mechanic IT man

[sharp vale]

Miatas also overvalued

Can't get laid in em

[severe musk]

what car do u have

[sharp vale]

Rando tell em

[mild crystal]

i bought mine for like 5k

[sharp vale]

Yeah and I could've bought one several years ago for 3k, your point?

[hard spindle]

I dont need to. genshin code in bio says it all zzz

[onyx schooner]

@smoky matrix hi why are the anal beads standing

[sharp vale]

Real

[hard spindle]

dw about it. go stand next to it

[mild crystal]

i couldnt even get a car 3 years ago bro im 19

[teal temple]

anus spotted

[void slate]

Typical Polish car

[sharp vale]

Cope I got my car three years ago when I was barely 18

[onyx schooner]

they're 100% pointing at something and i will find out and die

[mild crystal]

thanks for visitng my profile! fan behavior

[sharp vale]

Well 2 years and some months

[void slate]

anuses are [REDACTED]

[mild crystal]

congrats want a cookie

[hard spindle]

okay pedo 💤

[sharp vale]

Actually yeah because you drive a Miata and own a bike

[wind axle]

Chat why is pvp in elden ring so shit

[sharp vale]

It's not like I couldn't buy a bike for a measly few grand

[wind axle]

I just want to have fun with my knives

[hard spindle]

LITERALLY WHAT I BEEN SAYIN

[severe musk]

U LIVE PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK

[void slate]

Lol randolando is a lore master

[wind axle]

Fight me

[severe musk]

LOLL

[mild crystal]

LMFAOOO

[void slate]

👊

[hard spindle]

it feels less challenging than other souls game right

[sharp vale]

My car's full coverage would be worth upwards of 500$

[wind axle]

No it's just not fucking fun

Fight me I'm tired of bleed spammers

[mild crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-wall-gif-5021467

[hard spindle]

have u tried being good frost?

[severe musk]

"my cars full" 😴 😪 💤 🛌

[wind axle]

I will stab you

[sharp vale]

But I own my car

[hard spindle]

I will bleed u

[severe musk]

But I 😴 💤

[sharp vale]

Cope

[severe musk]

😴

[severe musk]

zzzz mimimimi

[sharp vale]

You drive a Miata

[severe musk]

what do u drive

[mild crystal]

But I own my car

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IPBk1/fccdb294bc.jpg i believe this will be my end

[sharp vale]

I also own my car

[severe musk]

what car

[sharp vale]

Something triple the size of a Miata

[severe musk]

what do u drive

[sharp vale]

Something with double the cylinders of a Miata

[mild crystal]

ok so a ford truck u got from a junkyard got it

[sharp vale]

Something with street rep

[severe musk]

dodging the question 🥴

[sharp vale]

Yeah I dodge alright

[mild crystal]

how bout u build some rep with some bitches

[severe musk]

yeetim is huge in the streets

[sharp vale]

Already did tho

[severe musk]

LOLLL

[sharp vale]

Actually true tho

[void slate]

Huge in the streets
Special military operation in the sheets

[mild crystal]

name them rn, or @ them

[severe musk]

Yeetim u might be the top ten least charismatic personalities ive ever met

[hard spindle]

discord bithces 💀

[sharp vale]

LOL MAGINE

keep coping

[hard spindle]

yeetim is a loser online but I can confirm this man gets bitches...somehow??

[severe musk]

least charming person ive ever met

[hard spindle]

If u saw the way he talked to bitches is a miracle

[mild crystal]

rando and yeetim are fuckbuddies i think

[sharp vale]

Bc I don't care to appeal to people online?

[severe musk]

u enjoy jerking other dudes off

[sharp vale]

C'mon bro

[hard spindle]

I wish 😍

[sharp vale]

These guys eager to make fun of the car I drove

[mild crystal]

thats a white person thing

[hard spindle]

no bc U act like a fucking spas

[sharp vale]

On discord? Yeah don't we all

[mild crystal]

but why do u seem so scared and hesitant to say it

[hard spindle]

not as much as u. Ur a special kind of retard

[sharp vale]

Look at these dudes trying to act like 17 year old white kids on a cod lobby

[sharp vale]

I'm really not bro just scroll up

[hard spindle]

FACTXS

[sharp vale]

If you missed the obvious clues you're kinda just

Y'know, not very knowledgeable

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IPBkS/38a12b3166.jpg ive made a terrible mistake

[sharp vale]

I very much dodge alright. I'll dodge your questions every day

[hard spindle]

yeetim ur being kinda cringe again please shut up

[sharp vale]

Also you could just ASK the chat

[mild crystal]

ok MR car mechanic

[sharp vale]

Literally half the people chatting rn know about my car/projects

[severe musk]

dude i promise u

[hard spindle]

no we know of them we dont care enough about em

[mild crystal]

can u show

[severe musk]

absolutely nobody gives a single sh it

[sharp vale]

But at least I don't drive a miata

[hard spindle]

dont make him start talking about cars for the love of god

[mild crystal]

i just wanna make him do it so i can finally fall asleep

[hard spindle]

unironically yeetim him fucks his cars at this point

[sharp vale]

LMAO THIS DUDE IS LOSING SLEEP OVER ME

EMBARRASSING

RENT FREE

[mild crystal]

i am a dude!!!!! YASSSS

[hard spindle]

no way u are staying awake to troll some brain dead in a shit discord server

[mild crystal]

nah im in a vc with a friend rn

[hard spindle]

go to sleep. yeetim aint worth it bro

[sharp vale]

rando just tell them how little I care LOL

[mild crystal]

[hard spindle]

@severe musk 😍

[mild crystal]

yasssss

[hard spindle]

tf u dragging me into this 4

[severe musk]

;)

[sharp vale]

Bc ur a good reference

[hard spindle]

fuck off yeetim u retard

[severe musk]

LOL

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

We getting bitches in houston or nah?

[hard spindle]

nawh u dragged urself into this

[sharp vale]

How

[hard spindle]

im not driving over to houston 😭

[sharp vale]

I literally just keep dodging the question on purpose

[severe musk]

Yeetim i know for a fact u were a nuisance to all ur peers in high school but nobody even cared enough to bully u

[smoky matrix]

rip bozoid

[onyx schooner]

atleasti can jump across to flower :)

[hard spindle]

u also stfu and stop acting like some 15 year old edge lord

[sharp vale]

People in highschool literally would come to me for help on everything in which people respected me

[hard spindle]

all 3 of u are being so cringe kiss and makeup