💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[hushed hazel]

personally i love it

but i've always been a sword person

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i've just dealt with too many invaders using rivers of blood to ever consider using it myself

all these shit players spamming weapon art

[hushed hazel]

ngl thats how i farm rune arcs

if i run out of them and dont feel like pvping then i just use rivers of blood

[signal seal]

i farm rune arcs invading not ganking by spamming a weapon art

[hushed hazel]

oh nah i invade with it

ganking is boring

[signal iris]

CHAT

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i'm just not a huge fan of abusing bleed

[hushed hazel]

yes

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i will use bleed by all means but forcing bleed procs is like 😴

[hushed hazel]

like i said, i'm a sword person and i find strength builds boring cos its just funny bonk

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i run dex/faith

[hushed hazel]

i dont like faith

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well my mage runs 80 int

[hushed hazel]

my starter build was dex/faith but i hardly got any use out of the incants

[signal seal]

with moonlight great sword + the good staff

[hushed hazel]

congrats

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please consider spoilers for fuck sake

[sturdy wagon]

@tawdry marlin Can't dm

[signal iris]

nice

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i summoned for godskin duo (the hard one) and the guy was running one of those bleed builds

and he just died so fast

[hushed hazel]

he sucked then

[signal seal]

spammed his little bleed thing and died

[hushed hazel]

damn my game just crashed mid invasion

[signal seal]

yeah i also had a mage try to comet them and get 1 shot because level 130 and 10 vit

[tawdry marlin]

Guessing you need to register or something, couldn't send you an inv

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pulling off a good comet is really hard

[hushed hazel]

i summoned for hard godskin duo and the dude was using a bleed build but was actually good at the game

so we kinda just melted them

[signal seal]

i did my first godskin solo on melee

this time i used comet and frost sword spell

with a summon... went very fast

[hushed hazel]

i did it solo with dual katanas and got them pretty low, down to the last one, and then i got discombobulated by the fat one

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fat one you need like perfect frame roll to dodge i hate him

[hushed hazel]

and malded

yea it's irritating

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skinny one is free

[hushed hazel]

real

[signal seal]

i could kill the skinny one all day long

slow, terrible moveset, and when he hits phase 2 he gets easier

[golden mica]

[NA] bing — Today at 12:06 PM
please consider spoilers for fuck sake
[NA] bing — Today at 12:07 PM
i summoned for godskin duo (the hard one)

the duality of man

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Claire literally posted the Milenia boss fight

[sacred oasis]

bruh

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in a video

[tame sapphire]

bloons!

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i didn't actually spoil the fight there are mechanics to it i didn't mention that make it special

Like i tried really hard not to look up anything about Milenia because she's the hardest boss and has a very unique fight

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

Hello gen chat which shardbearers shall I murder today

[hushed hazel]

i was doing malenia while screensharing and everyone just screamed "NOO" when i went into the area

[signal iris]

i am no longer magic, i am bleed weeb now

[wind axle]

L

[hushed hazel]

bleed weeb superior to magic users

[wind axle]

Oh yeah fucki need to do yuras quest

[signal iris]

i managed to kill malenia

[signal seal]

yeah i don't blame them i really enjoyed watching all the cutscenes and seeing all the bosses without spoilers

[wind axle]

What's a good place to farm cleanrot set?

[hushed hazel]

nah they'd all done it before, they just didn't want to see me get rolled 50 times

[signal seal]

except some dick head posted a short milenia clip on the soulsbourne discord without a spoiler

[hushed hazel]

the grace just after the sewer one

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i did nothing but practice parrying her for like 4 hours

[signal iris]

man, no need to be so rude

[wind axle]

All the way in the haligtree???

[hushed hazel]

yes

[signal seal]

no damage except parries

[wind axle]

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/PGg6gTn.jpeg

IM A PROBLEM

[wind axle]

Isn't there a cleanrot knight in caelid

[queen osprey]

WHAT AN EASY FIGHT

[hushed hazel]

no clue, there's one in shaded castle

[signal seal]

pat what mod are you using on Elden Ring?

[wind axle]

The one by O'Neil?

[hushed hazel]

doesnt ring a bell

[queen osprey]

its actually dark souls 3

[hushed hazel]

i kinda just kill things without looking at them

[queen osprey]

modded to look like elden ring

[wind axle]

Hm

[queen osprey]

because theyre the same game

xD

[sacred oasis]

I have respect for you for continuing to play Lost Ark

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what is a cleanrot knight 🤔

[sacred oasis]

I hit 50 and got off

[signal iris]

idk where to go next lol, i've been inconsistently going all over the place

[signal seal]

there's a fight in the abandoned cave but it's a boss fight

[wind axle]

Damn

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oh wait

[wind axle]

Malenia knights

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no there are cleanrot knights in the swamp of Aeonia

in Caelid

[wind axle]

The ones with the scythe and spears

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patrolling near O'Neil

[wind axle]

Yeah I knew it

I'll go farm there then

[hushed hazel]

forgor

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watcha getting the armor?

[wind axle]

Yer

[severe musk]

i know ur stressed but like dont even stress it

[wind axle]

Elden Bling baby

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cool enemy armor always looks so goofy on your character

[hushed hazel]

i have all of the clean rot armour except the helm without farming

[wind axle]

My Assassin's Creed looking mad different

[hushed hazel]

lmfao

[wind axle]

Helm one of the better parts tho

[hushed hazel]

yea

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i'm just styling in my own way

[wind axle]

Why'd you spam rainbow stones lmao

The path is outlined

[queen osprey]

mine too

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i fell off the stupid path like 30 times because signs weren't loading

[wind axle]

⁉️

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so i crafted 100 rainbow stones and just threw them every inch

[wind axle]

Not even using the signs, you can partially see the path

[signal iris]

frost, pick an area for me to go

[wind axle]

Killed Mohg yet?

[hushed hazel]

i just wear iron kasa with different armour depending on how i feel

[wind axle]

True Mohg

[signal iris]

i think i killed a mohg

[hushed hazel]

did you go to blood land

[wind axle]

where

if its in the sewer thats fake mohg

[signal iris]

underground

[hushed hazel]

fake mohg

[wind axle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/417484014346305537/952064847011532880/ezgif.com-gif-maker_-_2022-02-27T214545.671.gif

[signal iris]

dis one

[wind axle]

oh thats real mohg

unless that drops from fake mohg

[wind axle]

does he do the funny countdown move

[signal iris]

no, you get that from the dude that calls you maidenless

[hushed hazel]

yea you use it

[wind axle]

okay then yeah thats real mohg

[signal iris]

ok then pick another boss

[wind axle]

you finished leyndell already right?

royal capital i mean

which great runes do you have

[hushed hazel]

those are indeed not runes

[signal iris]

oh wait, that's not it

[signal seal]

are you at a mausoleum or did you just not spend them

[wind axle]

Those aren't great runes

[signal iris]

listen, i should be sleeping

[wind axle]

Also that reminds me I gotta go get radahns swords

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let me know if you find a way to make them good

[wind axle]

Impossible

[hushed hazel]

how do u activate malenia's great rune i forgor

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99 str and 16 buffs maybe

[wind axle]

Isolated divine tower

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some PITA tower

[hushed hazel]

ty

[signal iris]

i found that place, but couldn't get in

[wind axle]

You need her rune to get in

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pretty sure you need the rune to gain entry

[signal iris]

this probably doesn't say much, bc how can u recognize?

[hushed hazel]

can you even activate it after ||burning the capital?||

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yes

[wind axle]

Yeah

[hushed hazel]

i can recognise them tbh

okay cool, i'll go do it

[signal iris]

i ||burned the tree|| ages ago

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you can also do the ||frenzied flame|| after burning the city

[wind axle]

You don't go in through fortified manor though

[hushed hazel]

i mean i already beat da game i just wanna do all the great runes cos bored

[hushed hazel]

how do u go in then

[signal seal]

yeah if you're working your way to NG+ then you can do great runes

[wind axle]

There's a random tower surrounded by knights in liurnia? I think? With a waygate that sends you to the area

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the only thing you can't do is go back to ||unburned Leyndell||

[signal iris]

then tell me where to go next

[wind axle]

Activate the runes 💀

How are all of then deactivated 💀

[queen osprey]

https://www.humblebundle.com/stand-with-ukraine-bundle

this is actually a steal

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i don't really use rune arcs so i never activate them til later

[queen osprey]

wtf

[signal iris]

bc i didn't know you had to activate them

[wind axle]

Moment

[queen osprey]

so many great games and only 40 isd

usd

[wind axle]

If you already have the great runes and already did the funny in the mountaintops IG last things to do is to just complete game

[hushed hazel]

^

[wind axle]

Or go to subterranean shit grounds

[signal iris]

wait, do i have all of them?

[sacred oasis]

I saw this

[signal iris]

or am i still missing some?

[hushed hazel]

fringe tower?

[wind axle]

There's 6 not including rennala

[sacred oasis]

Pretty worth

[queen osprey]

definitely worth

[wind axle]

Think so?

[signal iris]

oh, so i do have all of them

[hushed hazel]

oh nah thats the haima spells one

[wind axle]

Oop

[signal iris]

how how do i equip a thing here?

[signal seal]

great rune menu at bonfire

[sacred oasis]

What in the fuck is this Ulcerated Tree Spirit

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Behold... dog!

[hushed hazel]

i get so lost in the capital

ok i cba time to start NG+

gonna go for ||frenzied flame|| ending this time

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new character with a polar build is a fun alternative to NG+

[torpid wedge]

Is self promoting allowed here?

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#stream-promotions but i don't think anyone ever looks at that channel

[golden mica]

me knowing I haven't finished the game, still clicking on an obvious spoiler anyway

fortunately that word means nothing to me so

[vestal ember]

average [oce] bot michael moment

[hushed hazel]

💀

[signal seal]

yeah you'd have to really google it but it is ||an ending||

[golden mica]

Kryptyyy, why do I suck with every build in this game 😩

[signal seal]

i did the funny

[golden mica]

took me 4 attempts to kill a fucking non-boss godskin noble 😩

[hushed hazel]

me when i awaken and my finger maiden is dead

[wind axle]

Activate great rune at tower, then go to a grace and equip from menu

To be fair Michael godskin nobles are so fucking annoying

Their range and damage is

[signal seal]

nobles are the fat ones right? they are the worst

but you can parry their lunge attacks

[golden mica]

I can't parry anything, I don't have a shield on atm

[signal seal]

with parrying you just equip a buckler or small shield, it's not for anything except parrying it doesn't protect for shit

or a parry dagger

[wind axle]

Simply don't parry

Simply move away

[signal seal]

parry chad vs virgin moonveil spammer

[wind axle]

I don't even use moonveil anymore

[signal seal]

what's the new cheese 👀

[golden mica]

why is every youtube build under the sun a rivers of blood + seppuku video

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youtube vids are trash

[golden mica]

MF I HAVENT VISITED THE GIANTS YET

[signal seal]

death poker is the most viable weapon for all bosses

[hushed hazel]

cos they fixed the weapon so every youtuber is going crazy about it

[vestal ember]

vyke's war spearS

[signal seal]

souls content creators are so absolutely shit at content creating, except the challenge runners

[signal iris]

i think sunlight blade is good

[vestal ember]

real

only good souls content creator is ymfah

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if you want a S tier weapon to beat every boss death poker

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Death's+Poker

[signal iris]

ymfah is hilarious

he copyright claimed himself

[hushed hazel]

krypted why did you kill my finger maiden

[vestal ember]

ymfah content is elite

[signal seal]

this is currently the strongest weapon in the game

[vestal ember]

proof

[golden mica]

[hushed hazel]

yea he 's being real

[golden mica]

krypted, krypted, are you ready to hear my latest and greatest build idea?

[wind axle]

Should I try a whip build perhap

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yeah just watched speedrun testing it metls every boss

[onyx schooner]

sunlight

[sharp vale]

@signal seal BING look at this

[vestal ember]

pepela ready

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/QJK8stB.png

• dragon communion seal using swarm of flies + lightning bolt until later in the game where I can get giants prayer book & ancient dragon prayer book

[signal seal]

lmao wtf

[sharp vale]

It's your evil twin

[vestal ember]

10 str 10 dex weakest man alive without fp

[signal seal]

bleed users when they get to endgame and all the bosses are immune to bleed

[vestal ember]

leaked

[sharp vale]

That's me

[vestal ember]

now that its leaked....

time to only pvp with it until nerf !?

[signal seal]

it'll be popular soon trust me

[golden mica]

so no good? someone mentioned it in another disc

[vestal ember]

its so disgusting in pvp lol

[signal seal]

doubt it's good for PVP

[vestal ember]

try it i've never used the build

[signal seal]

maybe idk i just watched a person use it

[vestal ember]

it has so much stagger in pvp

[signal seal]

yeah but duels or ganks?

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/ZcnGNhq.png
Surely poker can't be good

[vestal ember]

both

it has a huge aoe WA

[signal seal]

so you knew about that weapon?

yeah the weapon art is what makes it so good

[vestal ember]

pepela

[wind axle]

The scaling increases with each upgrade

Think it goes up to B?

[vestal ember]

im surprised not many more knew about it

[signal seal]

you're way ahead of most people

[vestal ember]

proof

[signal seal]

only 40-60% depending on platform have beaten Godrick

[vestal ember]

godrick is the e girl boss

[golden mica]

What is a death's poker build then

[hushed hazel]

how

[vestal ember]

e girls are meant to beat him

[signal seal]

dex int with str at base

or str int i can't remember

no it's D str C dex E int scaling

[hushed hazel]

its str dex i think?

[signal seal]

so you'll want dex int

[vestal ember]

its str dex

[hushed hazel]

it has bad int scaling

ok time to kill white mask varre!

[signal seal]

i'd be fine running dex int at cap with base str

[hushed hazel]

ok he died L

[signal seal]

I killed him in 2 hits

[hushed hazel]

yea same 💀

[vestal ember]

should i even try

[sharp vale]

It's gotta get done eventually

[vestal ember]

on my laptop

[sharp vale]

Oh

[vestal ember]

holy i think there might be a problem pepela

[sharp vale]

I don't see why not

[vestal ember]

[sharp vale]

Elden ring isn't really an intensive game it's just not really optimized

[signal seal]

when i go to spain i will not be playing video games for over 2 weeks 🤔

[sharp vale]

Get some Spanish females

[vestal ember]

you are in spain and in spain without the s

[signal seal]

yeah that's the plan but i'm going with my mom so the night plan

[sharp vale]

NIGHT PLAN

Wow

[wind axle]

Is your mom Spanish

[sharp vale]

My mom is

[golden mica]

💀 accidentally killed patches, oops

[vestal ember]

MICHAEL

he has such a good questline reward 😭

[signal seal]

Frost can i ask you a question?

[golden mica]

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, I KEPT SWINGING WHEN HE GAVE UP

[signal seal]

oh i accidentally killed him too on my 2nd character

[round patrol]

I need to stop playing this game

[golden mica]

chat did you have +20 gear by this stage?
https://i.imgur.com/eajTfYl.png

[hushed hazel]

yes

[golden mica]

[hushed hazel]

just kidding

[signal iris]

no

[golden mica]

There's no ball bearing until the mountain of giants tho

[hushed hazel]

i was playing a trick on you michael

[golden mica]

[hushed hazel]

my deepest apologies

i think i had around +15 ?

[north saddle]

https://tenor.com/view/pog-o-twitch-emote-p-pogo-gif-19344359

[vestal ember]

shut

[smoky matrix]

I had +12 at that stage

[golden mica]

You got through lleyndyl at +12? O.o

[signal iris]

why am i here?

[smoky matrix]

I'm still +12 lol

Felt like more than enough

The 2 bosses in the capital went down so fast I was disappointed

[hushed hazel]

bruh you killed morg with +12s?

[smoky matrix]

Yes

First try

[hushed hazel]

you're mentally ill

brb fighting margit

[smoky matrix]

I had jelly summon

[hushed hazel]

[leaden forge]

Good evening all

[smoky matrix]

Morg staggers so easy and I'm using ugs

[leaden forge]

Hope everyone is having a good time

[smoky matrix]

And riposte did silly damage

[wind axle]

godskin apostle

[golden mica]

😩 lemur is just too good at this game

[wind axle]

no michael the wiki is just filled with michaels

[golden mica]

Gladd is about to face mimic tear

[smoky matrix]

Michael I have told you a million times

[signal iris]

chat, why am i in the abyss??

[vestal ember]

to fight manus

[golden mica]

"whatever monstrosity is behind this door"
he doesn't know

[hushed hazel]

real?

[wind axle]

gladd moment

[smoky matrix]

b i g s w o r d

[wind axle]

chat what weapon should i use greatsords are ffuckinf slow

[smoky matrix]

It's very fun when you can just poke someone and they fall over

[round patrol]

Katana bleed

[smoky matrix]

Big gfuvkinf hammer

[golden mica]

bing is telling me to use one, so maybe I will

[signal iris]

zweihander

[golden mica]

try out death poker for me

[smoky matrix]

Ok though something that might be up your alley more

[vestal ember]

78 bosses but only level 95 how

[signal iris]

the return of giant dad

[smoky matrix]

The boss in the shaded castle drops a greatsword (not colossal) that has a very cool and flashy weapon art

[golden mica]

he's just better I guess?!?

Gladd like 40 levels lower than me and 100x better

[vestal ember]

you're getting out dadded

[golden mica]

yeah maybe faith was a mistake

he went full dex

I barely use my faith, and don't get good scaling out of it

😩 I have 3 options

[round patrol]

What weapon are u using

[wind axle]

Chat please I want a better weapon

[signal seal]

this scared the bejesus out of me

[signal iris]

lol how?>

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/UTNQccx.jpeg rn I'm using so weird half faith half dex thing, but it aint doing it for me

[golden mica]

https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Death's+Poker

wow gladd noob! I killed him first time

[round patrol]

How u use faith without int

[signal iris]

LOL

i saw a message saying remove armament, so i did

[golden mica]

idk it's what @vestal ember told me to build

[signal iris]

ez fight

[hushed hazel]

@signal seal the commoner who talks to you in stormveil steals your runes right?

[signal seal]

he sneaks around behind you (slams the door on you in stormveil castle)

[hushed hazel]

my friend told me that he stole a small portion of your runes on death

[hushed hazel]

which door? main?

[signal seal]

no the one with the chest with the rusty key in it and the big knight

[hushed hazel]

ohh that was him?

[signal seal]

yeah 😄

[hushed hazel]

what a loser

i just murdered him

[signal seal]

yeah i killed him for his bell bearing

[sharp vale]

Tbf if you're not checking every corner in a souls game and you get bodied, you got it coming

[golden mica]

I love the homies who hit me with the messages

[sharp vale]

Except those mfs who are sneakily placed behind boxes and break out as soon as you step near them

[hushed hazel]

how am i level 160 and still getting killed by stormveil birds

[signal seal]

bro birds man

[sharp vale]

NO WAY THERE'S A 70' CHARGER IN THIS SHOW

[wind axle]

i dont like slow weapon

[signal seal]

Yhorms Machete on DS3 was my favorite weapon ever

but there's nothing quite like it in Elden Ring

was extremely good in PVP before the DLC weapons

[vestal ember]

dragonslayer greataxe >

[signal seal]

i don't like it

yhorms would stagger if you missed at close range

and had HUGE range

[vestal ember]

but did it guarantee two r1s

[signal iris]

it is done, frost
r u happy?

[vestal ember]

malenia's rune user confirmed

[signal iris]

yes and?

[signal seal]

i need to get the red soap sign i'm level 150 and don't have it

[hushed hazel]

i'm simply a godrick rune user because i'm cool

[signal seal]

Malenia's rune is so bad

[vestal ember]

i use it in pvp only

[severe musk]

this chat is basically elden ring only

[signal seal]

oh that's smart i'm usually a summon so i can't rune arc 🙂

[signal iris]

malenia's was the first one i did

[hushed hazel]

godrick time

[signal seal]

i like the one that raises all attributes by 5

[vestal ember]

godrick

[signal seal]

yeah it's extremely good

[vestal ember]

godricks is probably most broken

then radahn

[signal seal]

you can rune arc with 90 posture armor for boss fights

i don't bother with that anymore though

[hushed hazel]

ok he died

[signal seal]

that was mostly radahn

[signal iris]

based that malenia got me to 69% achievements

[signal seal]

i don't want to fight Horah 😮‍💨

[hushed hazel]

i did godrick so dirty

[vestal ember]

im so down bad for a lion pet like that

[hushed hazel]

i killed him while he was in his phase 2 animation

💀

[signal seal]

and he just ||crushed it's skull||

[hushed hazel]

yea fr 😭

[vestal ember]

yeah i thought it was gonna turn into a gank boss

[signal iris]

i sleep now chat

[vestal ember]

instead it became wwe2k22

[signal seal]

this playthrough i didn't tell ||Iji that blaidd was dead i can't deal with dead Iji again||

[hushed hazel]

yea i wont be doing either

[signal seal]

though i didn't realize doing ||frenzied flame would piss Melania off and ruin her NPC questline||

before i got the stuff i was missing

[signal iris]

someone added me on steam, but who?

[hushed hazel]

||you mean millicent?||

[rough cobalt]

5MPXT-HPEBF-N6XJ0 metro exodus
4YTB3-7LEYJ-WMP8C starbound

[signal seal]

yeah i get them mixed up

[hushed hazel]

fair lol

[signal seal]

at least i got the ending though

and the seal which i need on my other character

[bitter heath]

didya get that humble bundle thing

also YOINK

[hushed hazel]

ok im gonna log off elden ring and go eat curry

[mild crystal]

is this twitch prime gaming codes orrr

cuz if it is i have a ton that i dont use for a lot of games if anyone wants em

[sharp vale]

Metro Exodus is a banger tbf

[sacred oasis]

Starbound is too...

[queen osprey]

teabogan comes back to chat

immediately starts picking fights with everyone

[sacred oasis]

Taste of a Density player I guess

[queen osprey]

whats new

[sacred oasis]

[mild crystal]

why r all my most recent catches so guuuud

[sharp vale]

Pat no longer ttv strem?

[queen osprey]

for now

its just who you are teabogan

dont pretend youre something else

[mild crystal]

pat r u new mod

[sacred oasis]

never seen pat before

[sharp vale]

Are you guys being sarcastic

[mild crystal]

no, im asking him a question

[sharp vale]

So you guys, ARE being sarcastic

[golden mica]

Guy says he has an op mage build

no

Mf sends 3 vids of comet

[sharp vale]

Semp, there's plenty of strong magic spells in the game that no one uses bc most of these spells in current op builds have been around since the og souls games

You can use the same set up you have but just experiment with the effects and uses of different casts

[mild crystal]

i aint even gonna say nuthin

[sharp vale]

Definitely sarcasm

[trail citrus]

@teal temple ez

[teal temple]

sick af boii, i've only gotten up to a killtacular like three times before

[sacred oasis]

A rare Halo infinite player

[trail citrus]

Halo is a game I'm actually like good at so I have to play it

[severe musk]

ranked or social?

[trail citrus]

social, just doing the event tactical slayer playlist

[severe musk]

tac slayer is stinky

[teal temple]

oh caddince u got todays drop right

[sharp vale]

Show us your KD ratio

[lament egret]

i should play more halo infinite

[teal temple]

there was a twitch drop today, just a back drop

[trail citrus]

where do i find overall kd?

[teal temple]

halotracker

[trail citrus]

i didnt, are any still doing it

[teal temple]

uh... idk for how much longer

[sharp vale]

Idk tbh I just wanted to make a sarcastic remark

[lament egret]

me when its already 11pm est

[sharp vale]

Like when young kids who play cod are like "what's your KD on cod??'

[severe musk]

i got 2.25 k/d with 11.45 avg kda

[sharp vale]

For a halo player that's not bad

[trail citrus]

[teal temple]

that's all que right?

[trail citrus]

ye

[sharp vale]

It's typically hard to go marginally over a 1.0 KD in halo

[severe musk]

if u dont have halo game sense

[trail citrus]

im kinda surprised its that low since i have games where i go above a 2 KD somewhat often

[severe musk]

caddince wanna play social slayer

[sharp vale]

I played halo for most of my childhood until I started focusing more in highschool

[teal temple]

i don't play alot but i like to play btb for fun

[sharp vale]

Then I stopped playing

That was like 6 years ago

[trail citrus]

how id my kd so bad what

😦

[sharp vale]

It's not tho

[severe musk]

thats above average

anything above 1 is above average

[sharp vale]

Real

Like I said, halo players generally don't go over a 1.0 KD

[teal temple]

curious as to how good mint is

[trail citrus]

cmon son

[sharp vale]

I think even some of the best halo players only have like an average of a 4.0 casual KD

[teal temple]

and as usual mint is pretty good at halo

10.00 kda lmfao

[sharp vale]

Y'all seen halo tournaments right?

[severe musk]

ya

[sharp vale]

Mfs always bring games really close

Like those games are always very even in points

Meaning these mfs kds average usually end up being .90-1.20 based on the numbers overall at the end of the match

[teal temple]

i like to watch the hcs stuff sometimes aside from just doing it for drops, they're very good players. The net code just needs to be fixed for lan games

[golden mica]

@sharp vale is pure dex a thing? as opposed to faith dex, cause I feel my faith is such a let down
or even dex/int since I could go occult on blades

[sharp vale]

Yes, Dex/strength is literally made fun of in the souls community because it's literally the epitome of noob build

A lot of weapons in souls games scale really really well with dexterity and strength due to the upgrade system

[golden mica]

I didn't mention strength

[teal temple]

too bad put your fucking points in strength

[sharp vale]

They go hand and hand which is why I threw it in there

[rough trail]

i think dex/strength is just basic

wouldn’t consider it a noob build

[teal temple]

what vigor do y'all have? i keep specing into it because bigger health bar = monkey brain happy

[sharp vale]

In literally every single souls games, the majority of op physical based weapons usually scale in tandem with strength and dexterity

[rough trail]

yeah but physical based weapons aren’t op, status effects like frost and bleed are way stronger

[sharp vale]

So people just spam 50 in each and weild something like a chaos great sword with B scaling in both categories and just lightweight people

[sharp vale]

Frost is very good, I agree. But for the most part a lot of afflictions like those will scale as well on some weapons with simply just Dex

[rough trail]

bleed buildup only scales with weapons that have arcane scaling

don’t think the other ones scale at all but I could be wrong

[severe musk]

i honestly dont find hcs that fun to watch cus theres not really much to learn tbh

[sharp vale]

And by lightweight people I mean that, they literally just go no armor or very light as possible and just run circles around everything and dodge everything due to increased I frames

[golden mica]

I really don't care about "basic" or "noob build",
I just want to not die to a reincarnation of a field boss
https://i.imgur.com/TqXYKZG.jpeg

[severe musk]

^

[rough trail]

you use a strike weapon

I upgraded some random ass flail just for those guys and black blade kindred

[teal temple]

semp what is your vigor

[sharp vale]

Then find a good sword or heavy that they're weak to with a good ash/weapon art and spec into strength or dex

[rough trail]

just use strike damage

[sharp vale]

Then just put a balanced amount of points in stamina and vigor

[teal temple]

another vigor enjoyer, 🤝

[rough trail]

all you need is a non-strike weapon and a strike weapon and you can kill everything

[sharp vale]

Bonus if you find a weapon that scales with dex/strength if it also has an element

[sharp vale]

REAL

[rough trail]

although realistically rivers of blood already kills everything with a dex/arcane build

[sharp vale]

It's a real shame honestly that from soft makes a lot of enemies consistently have the SAME weaknesses throughout the game

And it's really easy to tell too

Obviously the tree is gonna be weak to fire

Obviously godskin apostle is gonna be weak to bleed and slash based weapons

[rough trail]

the only enemies that were a pain in the ass were the gargoyles because they’re strong against all status effects and slash

[sharp vale]

Obviously knights are gonna be weak to lightning damage

[golden mica]

I didn't mind that double gargoyle fight, but maybe cause I had my mate who just rotten breathed everything lmao

[rough trail]

if only you could rotten breath those fuckers

[smoky matrix]

rip bozoid should have hit it harder

[golden mica]

those dragon incantations seem overpowered as fuck

[rough trail]

rotten breath is the only one that seems worth using

[sharp vale]

Why don't you just go for a hybrid build?

You could get a weapon with triple scales into Dex, magic, and strength

And then apply something like magic sword with a spell to your weapon to have four total damage types on a weapon

[rough trail]

yeah which is 75% of all weapons

always have int or faith scaling for some absurd reason

[sharp vale]

I mean more like, meteoric katana

[golden mica]

wyd here???

[golden mica]

oh she wanted to go here after all this time lao

[sharp vale]

You can switch the weapon arts on it to make it have different scale properties and add a buff to it like fire or lightning damage with a spell (if there is one)

[rough trail]

you gotta get rid of those markers man

[sharp vale]

I don't know yet bc I'm taking the game slow

[golden mica]

There's no "clear all" option so I just gather them up and remove occasionally

[smoky matrix]

I have like 5 active at all times :>

[sharp vale]

And you'll have a katana that scales well with three different properties as well as apply a fourth property that'll scale as well, and three major attributes

[sharp vale]

You just talk, that's it

Anyways that's enough rambling

[golden mica]

all I do is ramble, it keeps me sane as I die to non bosses

[smoky matrix]

mobs harder than the bosses fr ong

[rough trail]

worst enemy in the game is the revenant

[smoky matrix]

I literally struggled more with like the gargoyles than either of the capital bosses

[sharp vale]

REAL

REAL SO REAL

get ganked by a bunch of low level trash and then go no hit on a boss?

[rough trail]

like i think i beat all of the final 4 bosses in a row without dying because i was using op shit

but on normal enemies where its not as effective then shit gets nasty

malenia's area is just complete ass

[golden mica]

me exploring new areas like...

[sharp vale]

Focusing on your original question; Dex is very viable and very fluid, so you can always spec into other things depending on what weapons you use and what casts you use.

Someone yeet me if I used that ; wrong

[smoky matrix]

the classic michael move of sprinting into enemies without a care in the world

[golden mica]

in my defense, someone just used a horn behind me so I was running away from them

[rough trail]

okay but the perfumers' damage is actually broken or something

their attacks should not be doing like 80% of your health

[smoky matrix]

they're glass cannons though

[rough trail]

but theyre like normal fucking enemies

[smoky matrix]

they die super quick but do big damage

I've never had an issue with them like just sprint up to them and jump attack

[sharp vale]

Just gotta telegraph their moves

Almost everything in elden ring for whatever reason goes through I frames it's nuts

[rough trail]

yeah i dont have a problem with that but like they still shouldnt do that much damage

same problem with those blood dogs

the pages also have an attack that does a shitton of damage

[sharp vale]

In dark souls there's a lot of damage that will kill you through hyper armor or I frames

[rough trail]

theyre also basically normal enemies and are decently tanky

[golden mica]

maybe it's a me thing but how the fuck are you supposed to read these attacks, he very clearly started a lunge animation and then just decided to hold it for another second

[sharp vale]

That's part of the telegraph

[smoky matrix]

just hit him in any part of the windup bozo

[sharp vale]

A lot of those knight based enemies share the same AI

[smoky matrix]

stop being scared of them

[sharp vale]

Some bosses too

So you dodge as soon as you hear or see their lunge/weapon trail

And then because most of the time they follow up, you wait less than a second and dodge again

[golden mica]

I'm just too boomer shit for these souls games

[smoky matrix]

LET GO OF YOUR FEAR

[sharp vale]

Right there, a panic dodge would've saved you if you were light weight

[rough trail]

yeah i dont think light weight is worth it in this game

[sharp vale]

But some enemies do have feints like that, purposely, where it looks like they're going to hit you but they actually do NOT

[rough trail]

its like a super minor change

[hushed hazel]

just invaded someone, saw my partner was a moonveil user, backstabbed him and then left

puh puh moonveil users

[sharp vale]

It's all about the game sense tbh

To me playing light weight feels INFINITELY better

I just feel like I can get away of a mistake incredibly fast and get through most attacks due to quicker activation and more I frames

[golden mica]

people enjoy this?

[rough trail]

well i could go on a 3 hour rant about all the shit in this game that pisses me off but i dont think its worth it

at the end of the day its a good game

[smoky matrix]

I don't think I got frustrated at all till I got to leyendell

but there are some mob packs in leyendell I strongly dislike

[rough trail]

yeah first place i would complain about is leyndell

loops in on itself way too often and most of the enemies are just a pain in the ass to deal with so i usually run past them

[sharp vale]

This is the only clip I have downloaded on my phone of examples I gave.

[hushed hazel]

me when i get struck by lightning 15 times

[sharp vale]

Any mob pack that can hit you and afflict major status effects like curse or bleed, I hate

[smoky matrix]

me when there are 4 of the strong knights and more ads in a tight space

[rough trail]

theres just way too many fucking pathways in leyndell and most of them just lead to worthless shit

no idea why they consider arteria leaves or mushrooms interesting rewards

[smoky matrix]

took me ages to find godfrey

cause I didn't realise I had to walk up that dumb branch

[rough trail]

took me forever just to get to that branch

[hushed hazel]

holy shit an invasion just netted me 527k runes

[rough trail]

i got kinda lost in farum azula but at least that place is kind of interesting

leyndell is just fucking boring

[smoky matrix]

I still haven't explored all of leyndell

have not set foot in the sewers

[rough trail]

actually now that i think about it sewers have the same problem

[hushed hazel]

farum azula's mob packs suck

it's either 25 beastmen who spam lightning or 6 birds

[rough trail]

beastmen arent that bad

theyre staggerable easily at least

cant say the same about the 50 trillion greatshield knights in leyndell

[smoky matrix]

greatshield knights are evil

one at a time is fine and you can stagger lock them

but when there are FOUR and one of them is the stupid archer that does 90% of your health

it makes me want to LEAVE

[sharp vale]

@signal iris did you get nae nae'd by sky?

Why am I SO INCREDIBLY HUNGRY

It doesn't make ANY SENSE

My metabolism is usually incredibly SLOW wtf is going ON

[smoky matrix]

just eat

[sharp vale]

I'll eat any time with u lemu 😘

[golden mica]

[smoky matrix]

🤨

[teal temple]

i wanna eat with lemur too

we can all go to subway

[sharp vale]

Mf subway?

[teal temple]

we can go to five guys then

[sharp vale]

Nah we can go to Denny's at 2 AM and drink milkshakes until we find out one of us is lame and has lactose intolerant

And then have to drive them home early bc they're hurling their guts out

[teal temple]

i bet good money it's semp

[sharp vale]

Five guys is expensive as fuck

[teal temple]

@golden mica how many milk shakes do you think you can eat in a row

[sharp vale]

EAT?

[teal temple]

consume, filter through a straw, ingest, etc.

[severe musk]

ordered a five guys burger and fries on ubereats, shit had me payin $30

[sharp vale]

Tf type of milkshake is this? Frozen?

[sharp vale]

L who uses delivery apps?

[severe musk]

a whole lot of people

[hushed hazel]

literally everyone

[severe musk]

lol what

[sharp vale]

I just drive with my gas guzzling car that makes the delivery cheaper than the cost of my gas

You guys should've waited for the followup

[vital roost]

no wonder, you're already spending like 15 dollars at five guys without delivery

[sharp vale]

Real

[hushed hazel]

type faster

[golden mica]

how big are the milkshakes

[vital roost]

i started door dashing to people, i don't use delivery apps

to get food

[sharp vale]

18 ozs

[golden mica]

🤨

[teal temple]

the size of a regular can of soda of fizzy water

[severe musk]

i tried cancelling the order as soon as i made it, wasnt quick enough tho they "started" making my order before i could even process how bad of a deal it was

[vital roost]

i've never had a five guys milkshake

[golden mica]

In normal people's size?

[hushed hazel]

michael i'm gonna invade you rn

[vital roost]

is it really 18oz? that doesn't seem like a lot

[hushed hazel]

going to spam invade until i find you

[severe musk]

i started doing deliveries for ubereats on my bike and it feels pretty dope making decent money doing something i was gonna be doing anyways

[hushed hazel]

it may take me days but i will enter your world

[teal temple]

it's not alot tbh, but the quality of it is really high

[open dagger]

It’s bigger than a regular bottle@of water

[sharp vale]

I'm pretty sure Denny's milkshakes are 18oz

[vital roost]

regular bottle of water is like 16-20

[open dagger]

16.9oz

[sharp vale]

A regular bottle of water is like 16 Oz's? Fluid

[vital roost]

depends on what brand

usually

[craggy pewter]

milkshake phd

[severe musk]

so true

[vital roost]

yeah 500ml

[sharp vale]

Tbf it takes me about an hour to drink a bottle of water casually

[open dagger]

So like a medium sonic

[golden mica]

tfw Americans don't realize that they are the pretty much the only place still using inferior measurements

[hushed hazel]

real

[severe musk]

nah we realize

[sharp vale]

No, we know

[vital roost]

ounces and pounds are dumb, fahrenheit is good tho

[hushed hazel]

schizophrenics forgetting to take their litre pills

[vital roost]

feet and miles are dumb as well

[severe musk]

inches and feet are cool

[open dagger]

I use inch and mm

[teal temple]

sorry i speak FREEDOM and GUNS not your fancy kingdom cum garbage

[sharp vale]

As someone who is multicultured, my Hispanic side uses metric, so I know both

[severe musk]

nah if u ask someone how tall they are and they reply with a three digit number thats cringe

[hushed hazel]

fr

[vital roost]

5'11"

[hushed hazel]

even as a british mf i use ft and inches

[vital roost]

3 digits

[open dagger]

Lol 3 digits

[severe musk]

no 1 and 2 digits

[sharp vale]

Since I can't legally obtain a firearm yet due to recent records which are going to get expunged, I only speak loud exhaust and OIL

[hushed hazel]

that is not a 3 digit number, that is a statement that contains 3 digits but has 2 numbers

[vital roost]

britain is like the worst when it comes to measurements

[sharp vale]

Got his ass

[hushed hazel]

fr

absolutely frazzled him

[vital roost]

like at least the usa is consistent with its bad measurements

[teal temple]

you mean BIG TRUCK and PARKING LOT BURNOUTS

[hushed hazel]

yea we use everything because we're paranoid schizophrenics

[sharp vale]

I like miles because I got used to mph instead of kmph

[vital roost]

britain you'd use mph and feet/inches to measure and then turn around and use metric on everything else

like pick one

[hushed hazel]

real

[golden mica]

Apparently I'm supposed to have a white mask, which I can't obtain anymore cause I already killed lord of blood, oops 😩

[sharp vale]

No I mean big boat muscle car...
And parking lot DONUTS

[hushed hazel]

we only use feet/inches for height, but i mean we use mph for most speeds

[hushed hazel]

from white mask varre

[sharp vale]

Who wants to see clip of yeetim breaking the law in a parking lot

[vital roost]

yeetim breaking the law? he wouldn't do that

[sharp vale]

Yeetim moment Numero 123

Ashyoo already saw yeetim moment Numero 89, the bridge street race incident

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/awre9Ry.png

[sharp vale]

Because I absolutely shattered that mf in a race gotem

[hushed hazel]

i did this after i killed mohg??

[vital roost]

nah but i graduated with a science degree, i've used both systems a lot, and i like metric more for measuring things, but F is still better than C when doing like weather temps

C better for water temps

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo gradded with sci degree? More accomplished than me big w

[vital roost]

graduated with a science degree before i got my high school diploma

fun fact

[sharp vale]

Why don't you take classes to become a pharm tech?

[hushed hazel]

idk i did it afterwards

[sharp vale]

Surely you have the capability

[vital roost]

because i have 0 motivation and instead say i'm going to go back to school next fall (i have no intentions on going back to school)

[sharp vale]

Ashyoo the pharmacist has a very compatible tone to it

[sharp vale]

This is why you're broke and have 5$ in your bank account

[vital roost]

i barely get out of bed in the morning

[vital roost]

i'm making money finally shush (this is from only 3 days of work)

[sharp vale]

Do you need tips?

[golden mica]

1500 damage in a 5s combo, what the fuck is the point of dex builds

[sharp vale]

I used to doordash and make nearly 700 a week

[vital roost]

tips?

no i don't need tips

it's super braindead

[sharp vale]

Well you'd think so

[vital roost]

i just do it for like 2 hours at a time

[sharp vale]

Then you're already on your way to like 400$-500$ income per week

[hushed hazel]

i quite simply do not go to school anymore, because my school is completely horrid

[vital roost]

depending on how much i do it

[sharp vale]

If you decide to drive during specific times of the day you'd make about 100$ per day average

What state do you live in Dashyoo

[vital roost]

i left my school 2 years early to start a science degree, but that wasn't even the main reason

[vital roost]

ohio

ohio sucks

[sharp vale]

You mean caelid?

OHIO NUMBER 1

[vital roost]

tru tru

[mild crystal]

did u work for 10 hrs a day for a week straight or what

[hushed hazel]

i mean yea i've already lined up my further education, i just don't go into my current school

[vital roost]

based

[sharp vale]

Like 20-30 hours avg

[hushed hazel]

i'm not like "Hurr durr i drop out" i just HATE my current place of education

[vital roost]

yeah that's fair

[sharp vale]

Keep in mind: Houston area, lots of lazy people in close proximity

[mild crystal]

[hushed hazel]

it does not accommodate for any of my health issues, mental or physical, so it's basically just putting myself under unnecessary stress whenever i attend

[vital roost]

i haven't dashed yet with the peak pay, i should do that tho

i thought i was gonna hit it today but apparently not tonight

[severe musk]

i should try delivering in manhattan but i just HATE biking thru crowded places

[hushed hazel]

doordash mfs when they realise i can sit at home and make money through freelance software development

[vital roost]

[severe musk]

dumb pedestrians and dumber drivers

[golden mica]

I think it's hard to compare doordash now and if you were dashing in covid times

[sharp vale]

if you're getting 10$ per delivery including tips and the occasional bonus pay for after hours/weekend events, and you're delivering at minimum two deliveries per hour

You do the math

[vital roost]

i'm not doing your math homework

[severe musk]

LOL

[hushed hazel]

i tip all my drivers so long as they say "you too" when i say "have a good day"

[vital roost]

nice try

[sharp vale]

Yes absolutely you're correct. I was infact dashing during covid during lockdown, and as everyone knows, doordash recieved insane profits during lock down

[severe musk]

i tell people "have a good meal" when i deliver and 9 times out of 10 they say "you too"

[hushed hazel]

💀

[vital roost]

[hushed hazel]

just walk inside and eat with them bro ong

[sharp vale]

I was earning about 16$ an hour minimum on average with at most being like 24$

[severe musk]

deadass, just be like "thanks i already ate some of your fries tho"

[vital roost]

i always tell the person have a good day if i see them

[sharp vale]

Yes, absolutely. It was incentive

[severe musk]

idk if doordash does it but with uber no contact deliveries u take a picture and leave a note. I always make sure to leave an extra ass note

[golden mica]

you really make $10/delivery? that seems high for america tbh, even doordash estimates $10 as the high end which I don't imagine you'd get very often
https://i.imgur.com/V75j7vj.png

[hushed hazel]

damn i feel bad, just invaded some dude and he said "please go away" on the voice item

[mild crystal]

but 16 x ur "30 hrs" is only like 480, how did that jump to 700 ma boi?

[hushed hazel]

still slaughtered him and his friend though, need the rune arcs 😭

[vital roost]

i get a couple 10-11 dollar orders a night

most of it is 4-6 tho

[sharp vale]

The trick is to just skip and ignore deliveries lower than 1.50 per mile

[mild crystal]

someone said it finally

[severe musk]

1.50 per mile is a pretty bad rate tbh

i go for 3 per

[sharp vale]

Pay fluctuates, some months you'd make 400 per week some months you'd see 700+

[vital roost]

yeetim delusion

[mild crystal]

FR BRUH

[severe musk]

delivery money does fluctuate tho tbf, theres a lot of factors

[golden mica]

I'll take your word at it, not my area of expertise

[sharp vale]

I'm not going to argue, research it yourself. This is in Houston Texas, location pay varies.

[severe musk]

i make 800 a week doing deliveries in idaho

[sharp vale]

Most people who work as dashers full time usually say that if it's not 2$ per mile they don't do it, and they always ignore several deliveries until they get one that pays minimum 11$

[vital roost]

i should do it more often but i barely can get myself to do it at all

[mild crystal]

do u still work on cars

[severe musk]

im lying btw

[vital roost]

he steals car parts and sells them online now

[mild crystal]

me when im feeling like yeetim

[sharp vale]

Yes.

[vital roost]

robbed

[storm salmon]

i

[mild crystal]

this dude felt the need to send me some pictures that prove nothing😭😭

[golden mica]

bruh those cars look in such bad shape

[vital roost]

i mean

[mild crystal]

ok bud put the hood down on ur daddys car

[vital roost]

that's the point of them getting fixed michael

[sharp vale]

It's a 2000 Buick ultra with a supercharger and yes it is in terrible shape

[mild crystal]

so how u get payed 1 mil a year "working on cars" mr yeetim

[sharp vale]

Infact the client had removed the serpentine belt and replaced it for a smaller one so that it was driving the pulley on the supercharger

[severe musk]

LOL

[sharp vale]

We did a valve cover job on it and asked the client about replacing his heater hoses so the car could actually, y'know. FUNCTION properly with it's AC system and cooling system

[mild crystal]

cm yeetim answer the question buddy

[sharp vale]

And he just told us to leave em alone as if the engine wouldn't blow

[mild crystal]

[sharp vale]

First. I never ever claimed I made a specific amount of money. Infact I self admittedly always claim I am underpaid.

[vital roost]

you were just too weak to fix it

[severe musk]

yeah lol

[golden mica]

you could have told me it was a ford falcon and I'd still believe you, my car knowledge could be written on a post-it note and still have space left over

[severe musk]

it was that he works on cars but high schoolers could make 100k per contract

[vital roost]

can i sign a contract to get 100k (i will not be doing anything out of my comfort zone (this is most things))

[sharp vale]

Secondly: you guys keep scrutinizing me and taking me out of context, so I'm not going to pedal your inquisitions.

[vital roost]

[severe musk]

the 100k high schoolers thing isnt out of context tho

[sharp vale]

Absolutely not, bc it does happen

[hushed hazel]

i will pay you 100k rupees to send me a picture of any pet you own

[sharp vale]

But I'm not gonna explain that conversation to you guys

[severe musk]

in fiction

[sharp vale]

I don't want to start any issues

[mild crystal]

Wooo

[sharp vale]

Not in fiction, in America it happens very often. It's all about opportunities and chance.

[mild crystal]

I hate all of you

Wooo

Money got longer

[vital roost]

my puppy nala

[queen osprey]

pay up bitch

[hushed hazel]

ok ill paypal u £1

[severe musk]

yeah arent rupees like super low value

[hushed hazel]

its 0.93 gbp

[mild crystal]

wasnt rupees valued less than a robux at one point

[sharp vale]

This work was actually funny. The car wasn't turning on. So after doing a few diagnostics we noticed the car was barely staying on so we assumed it was the fuel injectors, only to realize the fuel gauge

Was damaged and marked the car as full

[hushed hazel]

it still is

[mild crystal]

LMFAO

[sharp vale]

And it was just y'know
Out of gas

[hushed hazel]

800 robux is like £8, 800 rupees is like 0.0003 gbp

[severe musk]

Lol

[vital roost]

didn't know you can paypal weight

[unkempt plinth]

you clearly didn't try turning it off and on again

[mild crystal]

im about to go insane

[hushed hazel]

yea im adding pounds of fat to ur body rn

[severe musk]

im in ur walls im in ur walls

[vital roost]

no please how else can i fit into astolfo cosplays

[mild crystal]

no not that u know why

[bitter heath]

I'll make it fit

[vital roost]

hiya zac

[sharp vale]

We did. We sprayed it with starter fluid right? Which is what lead us to believe it wasn't getting fuel in and needed fuel

[severe musk]

im gonna paint half of my room red

[golden mica]

I am an honorable gamer I swear
https://i.imgur.com/1eX3ZfK.jpeg

[sacred oasis]

There is human beings out there that genuinely want to wear a maid costume

[mild crystal]

i wanna paint my room too bruh imma paint it black

[vital roost]

me

[unkempt plinth]

rip

[sharp vale]

Sometimes while chasing fixes to complicated conundrums, it turns out the easiest solution is the best

[severe musk]

S tier song

[vital roost]

i have worn a maid costume

[bitter heath]

hello ashy

[unkempt plinth]

coding in a nutshell

[mild crystal]

glad u got the reference

[bitter heath]

[severe musk]

i just realized every donator has a little pepe next to their names

[sharp vale]

It did

[hushed hazel]

can i post links in this channel or will i get discombobulated

[queen osprey]

you will get rekt

[mild crystal]

ok now they flirting in off topic , time to go

[golden mica]

the bot will laugh at your attempt

[hushed hazel]

[unkempt plinth]

genshin impact server?

[golden mica]

and if you DM me I will laugh at you for not reading rules

[hushed hazel]

was gonna post a clip of my invasion

[signal seal]

Excuse me sir, got places to be (minor Elden Ring spoiler)

[sacred oasis]

i really hope that meme is ok

[sharp vale]

Why are you using a bow

[vital roost]

[hushed hazel]

bro's watching family guy in the back

[golden mica]

because I don't want spooky maiden thing to slash me to pieces?

[signal seal]

the jokes are funny in the background

[sharp vale]

Bing why are you always listening to family guy in the background

[sharp vale]

Fair nuff

[hushed hazel]

big family guy fan here

[sacred oasis]

i see density merch

[signal seal]

cuz i don't put my eyes on it but i hear it, and it's that kind of show that has jokes but you don't have to watch

[smoky matrix]

because he refuses to let go of his fear

[vital roost]

yeah my shelf is full of it

ah

[bitter heath]

bing watches family guy funny moments compilations on youtube

[signal seal]

i'd never just watch family guy on my main monitor 😐

[mild crystal]

bc ppl can use what they want

[hushed hazel]

i watch jarvis johnson while i play density and eldn ring

[vital roost]

see ya guys later

[signal seal]

not if it was the last video on earth

[hushed hazel]

goodbye

[sharp vale]

One time I used crossbows to cheese nameless king in DS3 because I was too annoyed to fight him on a speed run

[hushed hazel]

@signal seal just got into a 3v1 with 3 dudes spamming that spell where it summons 3 million projectiles and then 1 big one

[sharp vale]

Which admittedly was just my personal attempt at a speedrun bc I'm not good enough for an actual Speedrun

[hushed hazel]

proceeded to perfect dodge all of it and onetap the host, then emote and disappear

my most prideful moment in elden ring

[sharp vale]

Which ended up being like 5 hours so it wasn't so speedy

[signal seal]

very nice

[sharp vale]

BING I REMEMBERED something
Remember that charger that I showed you with bing on the wicker bill?

[normal fern]

Here’s my gas can. My brother Josh blew

[signal seal]

yeah

[sharp vale]

Well I knew where he was going after I saw this

He took a left turn before the gas station.

Turns out some cops busted some guys on some illegal street activities and some cars got confiscated

[mild crystal]

My friend looks like an nft

[golden mica]

@smoky matrix the ||godfry first lord|| fight in leyndell was easier than the mobs getting to him

[hushed hazel]

michael you know that's just a shade version of the real boss yes?

[golden mica]

I did notice it was not real yes

Doesn't mean I knew there was another version further in the game

[hushed hazel]

what