💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[golden mica]

I just want to be strong

[bitter heath]

imagine unironically using the word neko

[teal temple]

sorry twitter is still more cringe, just because one thing = cringe doesn't mean both aren't separate levels of cringe. (with twitter being the winner)

[long tundra]

Girls, girls, you're both cringe

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-youre-goddamn-right-gif-14600753

[bitter heath]

Plus

Going on there to read people complaining about trivial bullshit is quite enjoyable

[signal iris]

chat, im driving a forklift, am i cool yet?

[thick orbit]

So you forklift certified?

[bitter heath]

Are you forklift certified?

[thick orbit]

Claire has crashed

No response in that past min

[bitter heath]

Claire impaled a cop

[wind axle]

neuron activation

[teal temple]

where mimic chest

[wind axle]

i forgor 💀

i think its in nokron

yup nokron

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-i-forgot-i-forgor-gif-22449575

[teal temple]

i hit every single chest i come across, no fucking way i'm caught dead ass mf, you feel me foreal frot?

[wind axle]

its behind a imp door

[teal temple]

damn i was trying to be cringe but i got ignored by you frost

[golden mica]

BRUH WHAT THE FUCK IS SCARLET ROT, WHY IS THIS IN THE GAME

[teal temple]

simply just equip a mask and ur guchi

[wind axle]

skill issue tbh

[wind axle]

dude stop standing in the smoke

also use summons

ooga

[golden mica]

summons were dead

[golden mica]

"stop standing in smoke"
MF I AM ACTIVELY RUNNING AWAY

[teal temple]

i think semp is slightly erked

do you need me to sing for you to relax?

[signal iris]

why else would i be driving one??

[wind axle]

Use honse

Honse is available for dragon fight

[bitter heath]

Theft

[wind axle]

Flint, Michigan

[void slate]

Ohio 🙂

[signal iris]

what need have i for a forklift outside of work?

[signal iris]

it's like poison, but way worse
i think the dark souls variant is toxic

[wind axle]

time to do True ending again

[signal iris]

this game doesnt have mimic chest, which is disappointing

[signal iris]

if only, to end the pai of existence

[wind axle]

theres teleport trap chests though

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-blush-girl-gif-13937658

Damm embedded fail

[smoky matrix]

I still hit every chest before I open out of habit

I get too anxious otherwise

[teal temple]

[teal temple]

Same, I will not be fooled the day a mimic chest makes its way into the game

[wind axle]

mommy? sorry

[signal iris]

why is ranni so pure?

[wind axle]

idk but im cool as fuck now

[signal iris]

hah

activate both moonlight greatswords

[wind axle]

peak performance

[red cloak]

Hi chat

[signal iris]

the return of giant dad

[thick orbit]

Of course the song that plays on spotify when I open it today

[lament egret]

hi chat

[hard spindle]

All that still can't dual weild bitches

[long eagle]

anyone mods can tell me how to get unbanned from the server?

i have a friend who's banned

[short idol]

hello elden ring chat

[cold nebula]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G-J6MyOW9w

Sometimes I am glad I am just alive and I can breath

[signal seal]

the stat "vitality" found on talisman and armor will increase your resistance it helps a lot for these kinds of fights

then there's a miracle called "flame cleanse me" that you should 100% have that cures all ailments

[void slate]

Hello @cold nebula 🌚

[exotic leaf]

it does if you count the ||teleporting chests ||

[void slate]

Lewshifer I bought some Jack Daniels

[harsh quartz]

Ever had Jack Daniels Long Island Ice Tea?

[void slate]

nope

[harsh quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/supreme-logo-text-gif-15688462

[void slate]

sounds like something you'd drink in New York

[harsh quartz]

Okay guy. Calm down.

[exotic leaf]

Long Islands remind me of the buckets bartenders put under the bar

[harsh quartz]

The taste or the look?

😄

[exotic leaf]

the taste

[harsh quartz]

omfg

REALLY!?!?!

[exotic leaf]

so true bestie i swear

[harsh quartz]

kek

[exotic leaf]

don’t long islands have like three different types of liquor in them

[harsh quartz]

Yes.

[smoky matrix]

long island ice tea having no tea is dumb

[exotic leaf]

vodka cranberry my beloved

[harsh quartz]

3/4 ounce vodka
3/4 ounce white rum
3/4 ounce silver tequila
3/4 ounce gin
3/4 ounce triple sec
3/4 ounce simple syrup
3/4 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed
Cola, to top
Garnish: lemon wedge

[somber anvil]

@exotic leaf @smoky matrix

[exotic leaf]

5 DIFFERENT KINDS

@somber anvil

[sacred oasis]

Do you have bartender experience Navist?

[harsh quartz]

Fuck no.

[sacred oasis]

How many other drinks do you know?

[harsh quartz]

I'm not hot enough to be behind a bar 😄

That was googled

[sacred oasis]

Says who 🤨

[harsh quartz]

Give me another year and I might but still working on that bod.

[sacred oasis]

I see a handsome man in that pfp 🙏

Ay glad to hear that

[void slate]

I'm gunna stream some GTA IV today @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

Drunk GTA always fun

[signal seal]

this is a recipe to kill me

[exotic leaf]

[signal seal]

i moonlighted as a bartender for a month last year as a second job for a favor to a friend, it is not like it's portrayed in the movies

imagine being the only sober person in the room 😐

[void slate]

Imagine imagining imagination imagined by unimaginative people

[lament egret]

i would hate being the only sober person

[smoky matrix]

[smoky matrix]

me at every party

[exotic leaf]

i did not mind bartending at all

[void slate]

@ashyoo 🤧

[exotic leaf]

i preferred being a barback though, less responsibility

[vital roost]

i have been summoned

[lament egret]

omg hi lemu

[lament egret]

I have a book on bartending its pretty epic

[smoky matrix]

hihi

[void slate]

I have black belt in bartending

[vital roost]

bless u peter

[void slate]

#blessed

[cold nebula]

Hello Peter, what's up

[vital roost]

but i am leaving the chat once more

[void slate]

I'm eating cookies and drinking whiskey

[lament egret]

[void slate]

koe died

I will now perform sims 1 danger theme in her memory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Il5aZhYy8E

[vital roost]

i’ll be in density chat probably

[signal seal]

Hi ashyoo

nooo stay in elden-ring chat 😦

and Peter chat

[void slate]

eww all caps

[golden mica]

Hi bing, let's talk about

[void slate]

What kind of fuel should I choose

[lament egret]

drug

[void slate]

💊

[cold nebula]

I want to buy Jack Daniels Chocolate

But it comes at high price

[cold nebula]

Yes, that exactly

[cold nebula]

I saw it in the store today on my way to work

They are selling them here seperately

[void slate]

chocolate segregation

[cold nebula]

More like a scam in my local shop 🤣

Probably the whole gift costs 15 bucks, but they split open it and sell it 7 bucks a piece

[golden mica]

I am exploring a new area... going well

[signal seal]

:mmmhmmm

[hard spindle]

V cool peter

[cold nebula]

Am I the only loser here who does not play Elden Ring?

[void slate]

No

[thick orbit]

I think I might like queen

[void slate]

#💬destiny-chat

[thick orbit]

[void slate]

👍

[cold nebula]

[wind axle]

Welcome to Leyndell

[round patrol]

yoo they added sean bean into the game

[smoky matrix]

rushes into the middle of a pack
"huh"

[thick orbit]

[golden mica]

RATIO + YOUR ORIGINAL COUNTERPART WAS HARDER
https://i.imgur.com/oP2tzuS.jpeg

[smoky matrix]

what enemy?

[golden mica]

draconic tree guardian

[smoky matrix]

oh that dude

nice nice

[golden mica]

Yeah we're doing a little exploring

[smoky matrix]

I came so close to trading with him

[golden mica]

still trying to get a feel for this build

[smoky matrix]

I had literally no health left in my bar

not even a pixel

[golden mica]

oh my god

oh my god

[smoky matrix]

(:

[golden mica]

nevermind hes a little bitch

[smoky matrix]

yeah if you get behind him he can't do shit

[cold nebula]

Sadge

Since I no longer play Density and I also don't play Elden Ring, there is no one to talk to

[golden mica]

@smoky matrix why are either of us awake

[smoky matrix]

because it is not even midnight :>

[golden mica]

Oh you're WA

[smoky matrix]

yuh

wait where did you think I was

[golden mica]

I just assume everyone is east coast

I'll reiterate, why am I awake

[smoky matrix]

I used to be east

[golden mica]

Oh yeah?

[smoky matrix]

but have since moved west

[signal iris]

can you beat elden ring with permanent scarlet rot and no flask of crimson tears?

[golden mica]

Ooh I never considered aggy for elden ring

[wind axle]

Scarlet rot is so cringe

I hate the lake of rot

[smoky matrix]

lake of rot is fineeee

[wind axle]

Good thing there's fuckall in there and I can just skip most of it

[smoky matrix]

you can mostly just sprint straight accross it if you have bolus and flasks

[wind axle]

True, I can just run through and chug jug whenever Im dying

[smoky matrix]

yeah

[wind axle]

I just hate scarlet rot

[smoky matrix]

they took poison and literally made it like 50x faster and stronger

thank you miyazaki you fucking asshole

[signal iris]

when youre in a deep pool of scarlet rot, just backstep
it's faster than walking

[wind axle]

Wait radahn learned gravity magic so he wouldn't have to abandon his tiny ass horse

What a fucking gigachad

[smoky matrix]

literally

I love that the acutal answer to how his horse holds him up is gravity magic

[fossil smelt]

To one of the most caring community of people to see if you guys would want help save my Grandma from the war in Ukraine. Feeling charitable please go to https: //gofund.me/0843dc19 Thanks!

[void slate]

Pretty colors

[thin kelp]

[thin kelp]

No way how'd you get slug to react to this

[grizzled bridge]

what is yalls favorite pokemon, we having a debate rn

[lament egret]

mismagius or serperior for me

[signal iris]

god, my team leader is suxh an idiot

sending me all over the place when i have a specific thing he wanted me to do

[thin kelp]

Probably Garchomp

[signal iris]

"do that in an hour"
"i can't do all of that in an hour"
"what do you mean?"

https://tenor.com/view/eye-roll-robert-downey-jr-sassy-over-it-ugh-gif-3635563

[smoky matrix]

do it faster duh

[void slate]

change time zone

[smoky matrix]

exactlyyyy

[signal iris]

i cannot forklift any faster, bozo

you do it nerd

[mild crystal]

espurr

https://tenor.com/view/espurr-stupid-cat-pokemon-gif-19259370

[somber shale]

who leg is that

[mild crystal]

dont know but i remember its from pokemon generations ep 17

[somber shale]

says no more fam

[mild crystal]

wha

[somber shale]

nvm, the one who kick that adorable pokemon is an evil character in the episode

[mild crystal]

yeah isnt it a girl who kicked espurr

[void slate]

@exotic leaf

[somber shale]

never nevermind, she got brainwash and i lost the mood.

[mild crystal]

BRUH ok i guess no pokemon lore .

[somber shale]

long essay. just make it tldr

[mild crystal]

im big brain

[somber shale]

but kick cute pokemon is no no for me

[void slate]

Guys I need to make a choice

[normal fern]

Transfusion with the drip drop

[drifting ivy]

i comv alibe

hello fellow chat box inhabitants

@north saddle Might get my hands on a 3060, Pog moment! huge upgrade compared to my 1050Ti lmao

[void slate]

@cold nebula

[drifting ivy]

da moon

[north saddle]

Nice

Try to get a 3060ti if possible tho

As it’s crazy superior to the 3060

[drifting ivy]

My dad currently has a 3060, he's gonna plug it in my pc to see if it works first

cuz if it don't i need to change everything

like motherboard and power supply

[north saddle]

Oh ok

[void slate]

Tesco ❤️

[north saddle]

[cold nebula]

That's Rando Climbing and you waiting for him to show up

[void slate]

awwaga

[onyx schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/metroid-morph-ball-cat-gif-23644515

[quick hearth]

[signal iris]

haha i was right, they forgot
that hurts lol

[mild crystal]

does anyone know if i can just use a USB-C to HDMI to display my switch LITE screen to my second monitor ? or do i just have to buy a capture card :(

i dont have a dock or anything so

[signal iris]

usb-c to hdmi SHOULD work, but idk

[honest jolt]

hey does anyone know how to get the current out of a resister in tinkercad?

[bitter heath]

with my normal switch I had to get a card, so I'm not 100% sure

try checking google and youtube, normally that has good info

[drifting ivy]

@north saddle turns out my dad had a 2060 lmfao, but if this one works i might still get the 3060

[north saddle]

2060 yikes

[signal seal]

has anyone got the covid booster (3rd shot)? are the side effects worse than the first two?

2nd one hit me pretty bad for like 18 hours

moderna btw

[void slate]

same

[signal seal]

did you get your 3rd shot peter?

[long tundra]

Second one was worse than third

[lucid sigil]

i need to get 3rd

1+2 were fine zero issues

[somber anvil]

@lucid sigil

[bitter heath]

I had zero issues with all three shots

[drifting ivy]

holy it is so much more better than my 1050Ti

[bitter heath]

at most it was a dull ache in my arm for like a week

and I would make it worse by bumping into my doorframe

[north saddle]

Ya i guess

[lucid sigil]

[drifting ivy]

ama buy tha 3060

whats the difference in price for the 3060 and the Ti?

[somber anvil]

@bitter heath

[bitter heath]

hello luna

[somber anvil]

Msrp should be 100 difference

Hello hello

[drifting ivy]

Hu luna

[somber anvil]

Good hru

[drifting ivy]

Im doing fiiine

Turned 18 yesterday, i am big boy in the eyes of society now

[vestal ember]

real [AS] Luna

[lament egret]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnmgJ3R-fhA

real

[north saddle]

It’s like 40% faster

[drifting ivy]

Daaaamn

[north saddle]

Yep

[vestal ember]

demon souls classic

[hushed hazel]

real

[signal iris]

i keep forgetting to go for mine

[drifting ivy]

Im gona ask my dad to order it, might get it in probably a week or 2 or maybe even less, and if i can't run it guess im gonna have to change the mother board

@signal iris Gud ebening

[signal iris]

it morninb

[hushed hazel]

my family said they had no symptoms

[somber anvil]

Legal

[somber anvil]

[vestal ember]

wyd

[mild crystal]

i try but its all abt nintendo switch, nothing about the switch lite :( sadge

[somber anvil]

Building up courage to get up and heat up dinner

[mild crystal]

Is 20 dollars an hour good pay?

It’s a serious question

[somber anvil]

Yes imo

I make abt 21,46 USD per hour (20chf converted)

But it all depends on ur life situation

[mild crystal]

depends on where you live, how much it costs to live where you are, how much u spend on other things, if you have vehicles...ect ect

[long tundra]

It's well above min wage, so, hey

[drifting ivy]

Indeed

[somber anvil]

[lament egret]

real

[somber anvil]

Real cute koi

I updated ur role in beemotes@lament egret

[lament egret]

omg

[void slate]

omg

[signal seal]

3rd moderna shot done. i get so anxious getting shots

which is weird because i've had some scary piercings and have a couple large tattoos 😐

[signal iris]

having a garage is pog

love being able to leave my car unlocked

[void slate]

Being shot by moderna is tight

[turbid crescent]

is that new iphone13 alpha green worth the shot?

[north saddle]

That’s good

[void slate]

NO

I found the Kraken

[vestal ember]

calamari time

[tame sapphire]

@hard spindle I DON'T KNOW and I am allergic to cinnamon so it's double bad

[hard spindle]

I have been told. I was so confused about it all morning man. what is even the point 😭

[void slate]

Allergy to cinnamon 🙁

[tame sapphire]

wait

[hard spindle]

like cinnamon with pineapple ???

who why what how

[tame sapphire]

you know how brazilian barbecue restaurants often work, right?

[void slate]

Are you allergic to deez nuts

[hard spindle]

I am deadly allergic to nuts. never rlly been to brazil or had Brazilian food lol

[tame sapphire]

ok, so

wait a sec

we have barbecue houses where you pay a fixed price, have access to things like some pasta and salad and rice and whatever buffet style, then the meat goes from table to table with the waiter offering to cut you a slice of whatever they have

[vestal ember]

Brazilian steakhouses are my favourite

the pineapple with cinnamon goes crazy

[tame sapphire]

like this

and it all made me think of that because of the freaking pineapple with cinnamon

[void slate]

@hard spindle

[vestal ember]

copacobana 😩

[hard spindle]

Kinda sounds like one big family meal ahaha

[hard spindle]

But fr why pineapple and cinnamon 😭

[vestal ember]

https://www.thecopa.ca

[hard spindle]

That looks kinda fire what is it?

[tame sapphire]

oh eating in places like that is amazing, but I rarely do it because I don't eat a lot and it seems to me like a waste of money

[hard spindle]

It's only 8pm peter

[tame sapphire]

pineapple covered with cinnamon

[vestal ember]

that is literally pineapple with cinnamon

[hard spindle]

Huh so it's like a cultural thing? Sounds fire

[vestal ember]

it’s actually so fucking good

[tame sapphire]

it's h orrible I hate it

since I am allergic the smell of it makes my stomach crawl

[hard spindle]

I am gonna go to a Brazilian barbecue place tomorrow I think

[tame sapphire]

when you do let me know if you liked it

make sure to eat "picanha"

[hard spindle]

Feel that. Someone's starts cooking w nuts I need my epi pen ahaha

[vestal ember]

i only know of two brazilian steakhouses in canada near me

[hard spindle]

Noted anything else a must have ahaha

[hard spindle]

Ik of one near me just to many nut based dished

[vestal ember]

aren’t they all you can eats

[tame sapphire]

I would have no idea. I also love a cut called "cupim" but places either have it amazing or horrible, no in-between

[hard spindle]

Ye sound fire

I gotta go out to eat tomorrow night anyway might aswell go somewhere cool

[vestal ember]

where you have a card and it’s either red or green and guys come around tables cutting meat off a huge stick onto your plate

[hard spindle]

What's the card for?

[tame sapphire]

yeah but they'll ignore it if it's red and offer you food anyway

[vestal ember]

to indicate if you still want food or not

[tame sapphire]

red if you don't want anything new, green if you'd like them to approach your table

[vestal ember]

real lol

[hard spindle]

If this is not bomb I am suing you both 🙏 🙏

Gave me the idea = clearly your fault

[vestal ember]

if you like steaks i mean

[tame sapphire]

come at me

[hard spindle]

I am in love w steaks man

Steak is my life

[vestal ember]

:monkas:

[hard spindle]

[void slate]

Randolando noooo 😦

[tame sapphire]

oh gosh, red meat was so expensive when I lived in america that I lived eating chicken or fish and when I got back I ate nothing but steaks and stuffs for like 2 months straight

now I miss how cheap salmon was

[void slate]

steaks are expensive here

[vestal ember]

i’m literally going to get a law degree then move to america 💀

no way am i paying 50% of my total income to taxes

that is so fucked

[hard spindle]

So true but red meat is so goated. Nothing compares 🙏

[void slate]

you think taxes in America are any better than that @vestal ember

[hard spindle]

What I was thinking tbh. Uk tax rates high and such a mid country

[vestal ember]

florida taxes

are like 0

[hard spindle]

I was born in flordia lol

[vestal ember]

ontarios highest tax bracket just got raised to 50%

[hard spindle]

I think probably maybe

[vestal ember]

HALF OF YOUR INCOME IS LOST TO TAXES 💀

[void slate]

I am not familiar with taxes

[tame sapphire]

wait till you find out how much you have to pay and study to be able to practice law in america...

[void slate]

hahahaha lol rofl lmao

what about healthcare

[vestal ember]

to practice it or to be educated in it?

[hard spindle]

Both tbh

[void slate]

educating yourself isn't hard but it's more about having a license

[tame sapphire]

educating yourself enough to pass the bar exam isn't hard?

[vestal ember]

if i did go to america that would basically ruin my goal though

[void slate]

sorry I meant money wise

[vestal ember]

the system requires a vote every 5 years whereas in canada you get appointed as a judge

[vestal ember]

not really

[void slate]

in Poland judges are chosen by the president so the eu thinks they are illegally put in office and all their verdicts are void

[vestal ember]

university -> law school -> bar exam -> articling student

[tame sapphire]

lol

that's not educating yourself

[dusky shore]

Today is mf good day

[void slate]

I only work in court so I can't speak as to law education

[tame sapphire]

also, I kind of am a lawyer in my country and got my masters in america, so

[vestal ember]

you can’t write the bar without the degree

[void slate]

I can however say there's a dissonance between legal language and actual court practices (at least in Poland)

[tame sapphire]

you can, depending on the state and some other requirements. I don't have an american law degree but would have to get some sort of education to know enough to pass an american bar, but I wouldn't need an american law degree at all in several states

[void slate]

well also you need to specify which part of the law you want to get into

because there's civil law, family law, criminal law, international trade, etc

[vestal ember]

i meant in canada at least you can’t

[void slate]

do you know that a ship can be arrested

[vestal ember]

practicing law in america is not the same as canada though

[tame sapphire]

it doesn't matter if you want to practice it. Bar exam isn't based on what are of the law you'll practice

[vestal ember]

it’s a very serious profession here

[tame sapphire]

and it's not in the US? lol

[vestal ember]

in america you wouldn’t even need a legal degree to practice law

[void slate]

wot

[vestal ember]

you could just find a workaround like kim k lol

[void slate]

I mean technically in poland you can represent someone without a legal degree

[vestal ember]

that would never fly here

[void slate]

what was her workaround, meeting Donald?

[vestal ember]

internship or something

[void slate]

i hate legal interns who come to our hearings I need to listen carefully what their names are xd

and they send their papers like the day the hearing takes place

[tame sapphire]

you really need to educate yourself about american law and american bar 😂

[void slate]

so the judge has to temporarily allow them to represent

[void slate]

Does watching 20 seasons of Law & Order count

[vestal ember]

real

[hard spindle]

Peter what is ur job?

[tame sapphire]

wait wait wait

[void slate]

I'm a court secretary

[hard spindle]

Wait fr??? Huh

[void slate]

yes I write protocols during hearings n shit

[tame sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVO3Xp2Ybpo&t=12s

[hard spindle]

Peter a secretary 😳

[vestal ember]

i do not research that heavily into american stuff since i have no genuine plans to move there other than to avoid high taxes

[void slate]

I don't do transcriptions though

I work in civil appeal cases

[hard spindle]

That sounds like a plan to me lol

[void slate]

even though I only worked in criminal stuff before and have no idea about regular civil cases

[hard spindle]

If I get in trouble in Poland you should help me out

[void slate]

I send people letters so they pay for complaints

[tame sapphire]

It's fine not to research about it, but then it's better not to talk about it as if you knew everything

[hard spindle]

Ahahha that's done like manually?

[void slate]

we have a system but you need to write a lot manually

[vestal ember]

i thought i said i think 😔

[void slate]

you would be surprised how many times judges have no clue when I ask them stuff

[hard spindle]

Damn that sounds like a lotta mistakes could be made

[void slate]

that's totally right

[hard spindle]

Stop thinking

[void slate]

🧠

In my work I could tell you lawyers who used to work as secretaries are nicest to work with

[hard spindle]

V true peter

[tame sapphire]

This is something I never understood, right

[void slate]

On the other hand there are ppl who have law books stuck up their asses who are totally unbearable to work with

because they only see legal language

[hard spindle]

Is there much corruption in Polish law?

[tame sapphire]

my mom raised me to know that I may be better than someone at something, but they are for sure better than me at something too, so how could I think I am better than them as a person? So everyone should be treated with respect and fairness

[void slate]

It's not like people would tell me what kind of corruption they are involved in

[void slate]

working with a judge like I do, I just expect them to mistreat me 😩

[hard spindle]

That's fair

[void slate]

double standards are common here

[signal iris]

that emoji implies youre into it

[void slate]

well I write my name in a smaller font, is that okay

[tame sapphire]

Then I grow up, become a lawyer, get some coworkers that think you have to use legalese to your client depends on you to understand the contracts you draft them, that think they are better than others because they studied law... and get baffled when I am treated better and get better results with clerks and secretaries. How can it be, when they act all important and I don't?

it's... people are dumb

[void slate]

well imagine you go to judge's office and they throw you case files on the floor to pick up

[vestal ember]

are articling students protected by some employment standards act in your country

[tame sapphire]

articling?

[vestal ember]

they’re glorified interns

[tame sapphire]

Brazil has some great labor laws, tbh. They aren't always followed, but they exist

[vestal ember]

that work under a licensed lawyer with at least 5 years of experience for 10 months

[tame sapphire]

We don't have that requirement

[vestal ember]

ah

[hard spindle]

Has that happened to you?

[void slate]

no but I heard about it

[hard spindle]

Yikes did they get fired?

[vestal ember]

well basically in Canada we do, but the problem is they aren’t covered by ESA so they could work infinite hours and do not need pay

[void slate]

of course not judges are untouchable

[hard spindle]

Wait fr?

[vestal ember]

but obviously most law firms would pay their articling students otherwise there’s be some serious problems with their rep lol

[tame sapphire]

law school here lasts 5 years, last 2 years you have a few hours as an "intern" at a legal clinic - like, 4h a week or something. Then you can take the bar exam. To become a judge or a prosecutor you must have worked as a lawyer for 3 years

[void slate]

I also heard about a clerk who told a judge she made a mistake and the judge was like full on rage how dare you tell me I made mistake

[hard spindle]

Damn that sounds kinda messed up

[tame sapphire]

You can intern in private law firms from day 1

[vestal ember]

same in canada too basically can’t be knocked down

[vestal ember]

canada is 3 years for law school, 10 years of lawyering experience to have a chance to be appointed as a judge

and you’ll also need a fuck ton of community involvement

[hard spindle]

Damn that sounds cool af. Intern day 1 😎

[vestal ember]

Like donating to womens shelters etc

[tame sapphire]

here it's not appointment, it's a test. When there is an opening, everyone that wants to takes a test and the person with the best score and the best resume gets assigned

[void slate]

I wonder what if Poland had elective judges

[tame sapphire]

it's also that if an opening at a big city shows up, a judge from one of the other cities in the state will have the option to take it

[hard spindle]

They probably would have nasty judges lol

[vestal ember]

wouldn’t say it’s a great system

but it’s better than america’s

[tame sapphire]

so whoever passes to become a judge usually has to move to a small town lost somewhere for a few years before they have the chance to move to somewhere better

[void slate]

US law is fundamentally different than Polish, in Poland judges are extremely limited to what kind of judgements they can pass on anything

[vestal ember]

yo maybe canada isn’t so bad

[hard spindle]

So they start off as a mini judge and slowly hop to bigger places?

[tame sapphire]

how are labor and consumer protection laws in Poland, Peter?

[hard spindle]

Not v pog

[somber anvil]

@vestal ember Canada is a really good country wdym

[vestal ember]

as a judge you make the decisions you think are right and basically you can’t be knocked down

[vestal ember]

but the taxes

[tame sapphire]

lol kinda, but if you think, being the judge of a small town gives you "power" over more people. In a big town, you're just one of many

[vestal ember]

highest tax bracket was just increased from 48 to 50%

[somber anvil]

You pay for what you enjoy

[void slate]

well we are making some progress, two of department managers in my courthouse were moved because of mobbing accusations

[somber anvil]

You pay for living comfortably and safe

[hard spindle]

Oooh so some judges stay in small towns to retain that power?

[tame sapphire]

"power"

please use " "

[hard spindle]

"Power"

[tame sapphire]

I refuse to recognize that as actual power lol

[void slate]

being moved to a shitty location is the punishment the unliked lawyers get

[vestal ember]

i will surely enjoy paying half my income to visit the doctor once a year

for ‘free’

pepela

[hard spindle]

But you can decide if someone pays a speeding ticket or not 😱

[tame sapphire]

I have met some judges that have decided to stay in small towns because of that, some because they actually like the slower paced, know everyone kind of deal

well

no

[hard spindle]

I feel that. The free healthcare here has been poopy

[void slate]

I used to register misdemeanours back in the day, some things are so silly

[tame sapphire]

here speeding tickets very very rarely go to court

you pay, period

you can appeal

[vestal ember]

lol

[void slate]

like someone stole three chocolate bars and a bag of coffee

[tame sapphire]

but it will be to the organ that issued it

[void slate]

or someone used three fishing rods

[tame sapphire]

and you'll lose

and you can appeal to an actual judge

[void slate]

in Poland you can only use two fishing rods when fishing, one used, and one put aside

[tame sapphire]

but unless it's BLATANT that there was a mistake, you'll lose

[hard spindle]

Is there any point for all that effort for like 40 dollars?

[tame sapphire]

I only got one parking ticket waved and that was because we got security footage of the place being marked as restricted parking 2 days after the ticket was issued

IT'S THE PRINCIPLE, is what my boss would say when he asked me to appeal

the one I won was for my sister in law

[hard spindle]

Lmao. Your boss sounds kinda badass

[tame sapphire]

why would you want to use 3?

leaving them with bait all at the same time

[vestal ember]

for 3x the chance

[hard spindle]

3rd for catching birds ofc

[tame sapphire]

but

[vestal ember]

😈

[hard spindle]

You got it all figured out

[tame sapphire]

the point of fishing isn't to just drink beer while looking at the water

then buying fish at a fish market

and pretend you caught it?

[hard spindle]

He's been testing his theory in Minecraft he knows what he's talking about

[tame sapphire]

cause that's what I do when I go fishing

[hard spindle]

Nah for enchanting books ofc

[vestal ember]

that’s called being down bad

[tame sapphire]

what mod do I need to get beer?

[tame sapphire]

no, it's just chill. I go sometimes with my mom or my brothers

we use it as an excuse to drink and chat

and get sunburns

it's great

[vestal ember]

don’t buy the fish after 😂

[void slate]

well the case that I read about included a bunch of people who got into an argument with police officers, so it could have been a matter of police trying to find something to pick up on

[hard spindle]

You are not selling it to us well Eva 😭 😭

[tame sapphire]

ok

no destiny

no gamer drama

[vestal ember]

woah

[tame sapphire]

touching grass

[hard spindle]

I'm in

[tame sapphire]

real people

[void slate]

GTA IV ❤️

[vestal ember]

no density word in the off topic chat eva

[tame sapphire]

and good food

[void slate]

let's talk about Niko Bellic

[hard spindle]

Eva used a naughty word 😱

[tame sapphire]

destiny destiny destiny

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeestiny

d e s t i n y

[barren dagger]

mods?!?!

[tame sapphire]

I'M A BADBOOTIE

[vestal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-bryan-cranston-sad-oh-no-gif-17379933

[hard spindle]

I will have to call famous lfg moderator pattrick if you do not stop

[barren dagger]

server has bad mods 🙄

ill get candice

[void slate]

candles for candice

[vestal ember]

perhaps i might have to speak with the real hizxr

[hard spindle]

We might not be able to play tomorrow. I'm like 50% chance he's moving barracks like a fatass 😭

[tame sapphire]

I'll let him change your name back

[void slate]

hizxr keeps ignoring my love

[vestal ember]

@placid skiff real?

[barren dagger]

[OCE] Randolando

[void slate]

randolando is oce?

[barren dagger]

he is now

[vestal ember]

pepela

[hard spindle]

He could change my tag to fringe Asian instead of EU. I agree

[void slate]

Are you turkish

[barren dagger]

you can go to the land of michael

[hard spindle]

Pakistani lol

[tame sapphire]

playing with fire 👀

[void slate]

My sisters work with Pakistanis

[hard spindle]

True. One step of control with pat. A whole world of burn

[barren dagger]

rando im a pretty big mad lad rn, im eating a sunday dinner on a friday

[hard spindle]

What does she do?

[vestal ember]

wait if luna is using chf why does she have as tag

[void slate]

both of them they are twins and they hate pakistanis

[vestal ember]

lf1 luna @somber anvil

[hard spindle]

I'm eating fried chicken so whose the real winner?

[somber anvil]

Hi

[barren dagger]

me?? I have a home cooked sunday dinner

[vestal ember]

hi luna

[barren dagger]

my mam makes banging turkey

[somber anvil]

Hi DNA

[vestal ember]

why do you have [AS] tag

[hard spindle]

💀 oh Lmao

[void slate]

How is your day Scripted DNA

[vestal ember]

if you use swiss francs

[hard spindle]

My mam can't cook for shi

[barren dagger]

sadge

[void slate]

They told me that when people are fasting they faint during work that's why the Spanish like Polish workers better

Because we don't have ramadan

[vestal ember]

boring mr servo how was yours

[hard spindle]

I unironically became anemic and malnutruoned bc she couldn't cook. It was so funny skill

[void slate]

I played some video games and drank whiskey. It was okay

[hard spindle]

Remind me tomorrow in vc I will tell da story

[void slate]

tomorrow in Vice City?

[hard spindle]

Nawh not true. My whole family fasts and still works hard in da fields

[hard spindle]

Maybe 😳

[void slate]

fields of drugs?

[vestal ember]

randolando hardest grinder

[void slate]

he grinds da meat

[lapis hill]

how do people join channels that are already full?

[void slate]

They don't

[vestal ember]

crtl r

[hard spindle]

Randolando is always on thr sigma Grindset 🥶

[void slate]

🙄

[vestal ember]

is ur house is slanted

do u live in a trap house

[barren dagger]

mummy mindset*

[hard spindle]

NAWH I SWEAR IT WAS AUTOCORRECT 😭 😭 💀

BRO U GOTTA TRUST ME

[void slate]

Randolando is tight

[barren dagger]

why would it autocorrect to mummy then??

rando have mummy issues?

[hard spindle]

Bc it is about as smart as u

[somber anvil]

Cuz i want

[hard spindle]

U only just caught on well done

[somber anvil]

I picked it

[barren dagger]

[void slate]

Goodnight

[hard spindle]

Skill when his 3 brain cells click 😱 😱 😱

[vestal ember]

i pick u :flushedcool:

[hard spindle]

How's ur daddy issues

[void slate]

you're Skill Issue's Daddy?

[hard spindle]

Fake. I'm to old. Not young and handsome as his dad

[barren dagger]

how old are you rando?

[vestal ember]

proof

[hard spindle]

R u fr rn

[barren dagger]

yes

[hard spindle]

Skill r u having a laugh 💀

OML NO WAY

[barren dagger]

WHAT?

[void slate]

Please enjoy Niko Bellic talking about war https://youtu.be/qbXPQCMhdHQ

[hard spindle]

I must told u 50 times at least

[barren dagger]

i FORGOT

[void slate]

50 times

[somber anvil]

😳

[barren dagger]

thats why im fucking ASKING

[vestal ember]

aha ha

:LipBite:

[hard spindle]

We are both literally in the 2nd year of college. Have a guess

[void slate]

For every ASKER there is an ANSWERER

[barren dagger]

18? or 17 i dont fuckin know

[hard spindle]

OMG WELL DONE. 18 lol

[vestal ember]

😼

[barren dagger]

so you aren't older smh

[hard spindle]

I musta told u so many times man 😭 😭

[vestal ember]

legal.

[hard spindle]

No lol we are the same age

[barren dagger]

I dont specifically remember how old everyone I meet is

[barren dagger]

im 19

[hard spindle]

NAWH DNA BACK TO YOUR CAGE 😭 😭

[hard spindle]

close enough

Same year of college = same age man

[vestal ember]

be respectful to your elders buddy

[barren dagger]

im in my fourth year

[vestal ember]

you’re an 03 baby

[hard spindle]

Wait r u actually

[barren dagger]

I did 1 year level 2, 2 years of level 3 now im in level 4

[hard spindle]

And u r?

[barren dagger]

im doing a hnc

02 baby on top

[vestal ember]

02

[barren dagger]

🤝

[hard spindle]

Huh I always thought u were in yo second year

[barren dagger]

I was 2 years ago

[hard spindle]

Wait how u in yo 4th year and u only 1 year older

[hard spindle]

How tall though?

[vestal ember]

6’3

[hard spindle]

The math ain't mathing

[hard spindle]

SHIT

How tall in decimals dna

[vestal ember]

next life get better stats

[hard spindle]

We are literally almost the same wym

[vestal ember]

6 3/11ths

[hard spindle]

NO YOUR A WHOLE 0.2 TALLER

This is literally rigged

[vestal ember]

190.5 cm lol

[hard spindle]

I don't wanna hear it

[vestal ember]

wait no

[hard spindle]

Wait shoe size???

[vestal ember]

13

[hard spindle]

Wait damn that's diff to UK sizes innit

13 what American size?

[vestal ember]

yes bruv

[hard spindle]

I'm not british

Please never do me like tha again 😭 😭

[vestal ember]

i am

[hard spindle]

Your British!?!?

[barren dagger]

imagine not being british

[vestal ember]

no lol

[hard spindle]

Back in yo hole pasty boy

[vestal ember]

being born in the uk = bad spawn

[hard spindle]

Wasn't born there either L

I 1 upped u

[barren dagger]

being born in the uk is like dropping and getting a purple shield, wingman and pk on apex

[vestal ember]

i know u weren’t born there

[hard spindle]

Wait I mighta been I rlly dunno

[vestal ember]

wing dude

[hard spindle]

I assume I wasn't 💀

[hard spindle]

More like dropping off the map

[barren dagger]

I hope you drop off the map

[vestal ember]

yeah well

are you able to declare yourself as a visible minority

[hard spindle]

Yes

[vestal ember]

huge

[hard spindle]

I am brown af wym

I am 97% Pakistani 💀

[vestal ember]

randolando skin colour reveal

[hard spindle]

Imagine a Pakistani man rlly rlly hard

[vestal ember]

i don’t think i want to do that bro

💀 suspect af

[hard spindle]

I have gone relatively less brown since living here though. No sun 😭

[hard spindle]

NAWH U KNOW WHAT I MEANT

Bro I am doing this to myself as this point

[vestal ember]

nah gg it’s over for u

[hard spindle]

Nawh bc why did u think of it like tha

[drifting ivy]

im 18 but look like im 12, and my height is 1m60 somethink

[hard spindle]

Maybe it's over 4 u huh!?!?

[hard spindle]

HAH SMOL

[drifting ivy]

[cold nebula]

Anyone wants to talk

[drifting ivy]

im finally growing in height tho

[vestal ember]

have any of you worked as a cashier before

[drifting ivy]

eveyrone in my family grows late

[vestal ember]

everyone grows late it’s called puberty

[hard spindle]

💀 play nice

[drifting ivy]

im 18 and only starting to grow literally all my friends are taller than me and already hit puberty, so not everyone

[hard spindle]

U just smol

Throwable size

[vestal ember]

puberty for males go until 21 iirc

[drifting ivy]

rando i will greeble your legs

[quaint orchid]

wear paladin armor

become a throwable paladin

[hard spindle]

Only thing yo smol ass can grab is the shi on the bottom shelf 🙏

[drifting ivy]

@carmine jewel i am being bullied and feel very very sad Also opinion on next Pyke skin?

[carmine jewel]

New pyke skin is Dope af

[drifting ivy]

Yeah

too bad its a mythic

but the new gemstones are gonna be easy to get

[carmine jewel]

yep

[cold nebula]

No body wnts to talk, mkay

[queen osprey]

yep

[cedar crystal]

Can you help me with a debate - what sounds more gay as a clan name - "The Expensive Brothers" or "Free papi"

[quaint orchid]

Expensive brothers

[signal iris]

@wind axlefound it

[hollow raft]

u can buy one from the finger ladies at the roundtable after godfrey if u missed it

[hushed hazel]

congrats

[signal iris]

bro did they nerf the range of comet azur, or am i too far?

[hushed hazel]

they didn't nerf it in patch notes ion think

[somber anvil]

https://www.humblebundle.com/stand-with-ukraine-bundle?hmb_source=humble_home&hmb_medium=product_tile&hmb_campaign=mosaic_section_2_layout_index_2_layout_type_carousel_tile_index_1_c_ukrainecharitybundle_bundle

100 games 36 eur

[unkempt plinth]

there’s also one on itch if I’m not mistaken

[signal iris]

that was so embarrassingly scuffed

[drifting ivy]

COMET AAAND MOONVEIL?

hope you don't pvp because you will be put into jail with this equipement

[cold nebula]

I have a dilemma, I am playing Dragon Age Inquisition and I think to put Florian as a Jester

[signal iris]

i suck at pvp, so why should i care?

what weapon should i put bloodhound on?

[drifting ivy]

a dagger

low weight

[vestal ember]

buy the memory stone too

[drifting ivy]

you mean bloodhound step right?

[signal iris]

duh

[drifting ivy]

yea on a dagger then

[signal seal]

I just two-shot Maliketh with Azula's Moonblade

what an insane spell

[signal iris]

i use adula's moonblade

[signal iris]

what that for?

[hushed hazel]

THEY FIXED RIVERS OF BLOODDD

samurai build time.

[vestal ember]

more spell slots

[signal iris]

[drifting ivy]

does nobody in this server play melee?

[hushed hazel]

i do

i'm a dex samurai fanboy

[signal iris]

should i put this on uchi or naga?

[hushed hazel]

claire if u want to do a bleed build ur better of using rivers of blood now

they fixed the scaling so it does completely utterly goofy damage

[signal iris]

what that do?

[hushed hazel]

it has 5 blood slashes without costing hp

and 83 base build bleedup at +10

[signal iris]

ok then which katana should i put it on?

[vestal ember]

i do

[drifting ivy]

chad

[signal iris]

pls, i wanna kill malenia

[hushed hazel]

it is a katana

[drifting ivy]

claire you play mage right? she should be easy

[signal iris]

bro, she's too agile for cheese

[hushed hazel]

personally i'm running rivers of blood in main hand with seppuku on an uchi, powerstancing my uchi and using seppuku, then dual wielding them

rivers of blood's blood slash absolutely melts melania since it's a 5 hit combo that stuns her

[drifting ivy]

nah stagger her once and comet azur she gone

[signal iris]

bloody finger okina isn't spawning oof

[hushed hazel]

rip

[hushed hazel]

nah ngl she dodges comet azur or night and flame easily

[signal iris]

someone put this ash of war on my katana pls

[hushed hazel]

rivers of blood is a katana

[signal iris]

oh

i thought it was an ash

[hushed hazel]

best bleed ash is either seppuku or the other one that i forgor

[signal iris]

ok since i can't do that, seppuku on which katana?

uchi or naga

[hushed hazel]

they do the same damage

[drifting ivy]

the highest upgraded one

[hushed hazel]

at +10 they both do 247 with 82 bleed, but uchi has better str scaling

i just corrected my wrongness

and ended up being correct

[signal iris]

both of mine are at +24
uchi is 275 + 135
naga is 275 + 127

that is why i ask

[hushed hazel]

meant +25 💀

im tired

[hushed hazel]

yea uchi is better if you have anything invested into str, since it has the same dex scaling but better str scaling

[signal iris]

lower str means better?

[drifting ivy]

gudnight peeps

[hushed hazel]

usually for katanas you dump dex

with a bit of arcane for blood loss

[signal iris]

lol my arcane is 10

[signal seal]

my main character is melee, mage was a second

and i don't use moonveil, virgin-bleed dagger, or any of the other shit

[hushed hazel]

i played most of the game with katanas because i'm a funny samurai fanboy

[signal seal]

is that just the magic one? mine is frost and it hits for over 4k on some enemies when it procs frostbite

[unkempt plinth]

incorrect, Malenia has insanely low poise, like 2 parries stagger her enough for comet

[hushed hazel]

"incorrect 🤓 " bro i literally fought her and i was playing with a magic user who didn't get a single full azur off even when she was snoozing

[signal iris]

oof

[hushed hazel]

malenia is much, much, MUCH easier with a combo melee build

[hushed hazel]

damn whats ur dex

[quaint orchid]

elden ring players, rejoice

[unkempt plinth]

if it’s possible to hitless her at level 1 then why not just stagger to comet?

[quaint orchid]

There are secret areas in the game that take 30 hits for the wall to be removed

[unkempt plinth]

have a higher dex man

[signal iris]

using talisman, it's at 24

[hushed hazel]

you've made this argument 3 times

"erm actually one player did malenia hitless so she's easy!"

[hushed hazel]

lmfao yea that's why ur damage is horrid

[unkempt plinth]

or rock sling spam should work

[signal iris]

what do i need my dex at?

[hushed hazel]

much higher

[signal iris]

be specific

[hushed hazel]

what lvl are you

[unkempt plinth]

why is your dex so low?

[hushed hazel]

ok so for seppuku katana build

probably like 35 vigor, 10 mind (you need like 0 fp for seppuku), 30-33 end, DUMP DEX you can prolly pull off 70 at base, ignore faith and keep your arcane at like 10-12

[unkempt plinth]

also put some into arcane, it increases bleed damage

[hushed hazel]

yea but not by that much tbh

[unkempt plinth]

still more worth than sinking 60 in int

[hushed hazel]

LOL true

[unkempt plinth]

also go pick up rivers of blood if you haven’t killed the fire giant

[hushed hazel]

yea i said that earlier

but apparently okina wont spawn for em

[signal iris]

bro what is going on here?

[hushed hazel]

idk

[unkempt plinth]

they stop spawning if fire giant is killed

[hushed hazel]

oh fr?

didnt know that lol, i just ran into him randomly and offed him

[unkempt plinth]

yep, certain invasions only exist until a trigger is met

[hushed hazel]

i need to find some drip to match jetstream sam

[signal iris]

[hushed hazel]

why the str

[signal iris]

idk lol

[hushed hazel]

you'd be better doing 20 str and 25 arcane

smth like that

[hushed hazel]

looks fine to me, @unkempt plinth ^ ?

[signal iris]

oh btw, i'm using bloodhound on my other katana

still 10 mind?

[golden mica]

10 mind

[signal iris]

i'm still waiting for an answer

[golden mica]

I mean, as the least experienced one here
I would have a lot more mind cause your summons probably cost more than like 20fp lol

[signal iris]

mimic tear uses hp

[dark shoal]

sneed

[golden mica]

ah, I haven't got/used mimic yet

[signal iris]

well, mimic is basically you but better

i watched my mimic get impaled by malenia and survive, meanwhile i get impaled at full health and die

[compact crypt]

How do I change my region rank ?

Should be EU

[sacred oasis]

You unfortunately can’t

[compact crypt]

Really ? that seems weird

[dark shoal]

wtf are u saying

huh??? i dont get it.......

no what do you mean

[quick hearth]

Didn't it get nerfed bad?

Or is the nerf actually not significant

[golden mica]

bot is being worked on, which is why that feature is down atm

[signal iris]

idk how bad the nerf was, but i think it's still okay

woah, big hp bar

[sacred oasis]

Teach me how

[round patrol]

Fia 😳 is my favourite character now

i have acquired the full cleanrot armour set

[signal iris]

wish me luck

[round patrol]

who is itr

[signal iris]

bruh, i did ok damage, but she's still insane

NO

[hushed hazel]

i LOOOOVE rivers of blood

3v1ing with rivers of blood and getting instakills is so funny

especially while listening to jetstream sam music

[signal iris]

what?

[signal seal]

did the funny now my mage has pretty eyes 🙂

[signal seal]

might want to spoiler tag this for people who don't want the fight ruined

if i hadn't done it i would be upset

[golden mica]

okay okay @hushed hazel

hear me out, I know I know, I go through this every day

https://i.imgur.com/QJK8stB.png

• dragon communion seal using swarm of flies + lightning bolt until later in the game where I can get giants prayer book & ancient dragon prayer book

[hushed hazel]

DID YOU NOT KNOW SHE HAD A PHASE 2 💀

[hushed hazel]

michael PLEASE just use dex

[signal iris]

look carefully

[hushed hazel]

ohh i see it

your mimic hit her into phase 2

[barren dagger]

So many things that confuse me

[hushed hazel]

as your death anim was playing

[golden mica]

HOMIE I HAVE TRIED DEX, I DUN LIKE KATANAS, I SWING TOO MUCH AND CANT ROLL

[hushed hazel]

just roll faster

[barren dagger]

That seems like a good idea

[signal iris]

look carefullyier

[signal seal]

i hate most katanas

[hushed hazel]

i noticed the health, i'm pretty sure her phase can start early, i've had it happen to me before

i think it's due to bleed proccing?

[signal seal]

people jsut cheese katana weapon art

[hushed hazel]

its fun

[signal seal]

bloodhound fang is a nice alternative

not really

[wind axle]

Don't spam the attack button 🗿

[hushed hazel]

depending on which one you use it is

[signal seal]

fun is parrying and backstabs

bloodhound fang weapon art is really fucking good

[hushed hazel]

i used bloodhound fang up until altus

[golden mica]

bleed feels so shit if I have to take 30 seconds per attack

[signal seal]

milenas sword is meh

[hushed hazel]

malenias sword is extremely nutty with the millicent talisman thing

[signal seal]

i run prosthetic hand and rotten one so i get a huge attack boost

[hushed hazel]

rivers of blood melts boss health bars if you use the mohg talisman and varre's face

[signal seal]

still kinda trash