💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[wind axle]

no you can kill whoever you want doesnt matter

you just lose out on loot from some quests sometimes

endings are from certain quests

[golden mica]

he gives me his hat if I do his quest right

so I should probably do it, cause I think it's good(?)

[wind axle]

like ranni's, fia's, and others

you kill his doppelganger for his hat yeah

its a decent hat and looks cool as shit

[golden mica]

okay i'll do quest then

[wind axle]

pog

dude my apex actually wont stop updating

i just wanna play elden ring without it running like shit

[golden mica]

is that a good duel katana btw, serpantbone + naga?

or should I serpant + uchi

[wind axle]

nagakiba has more range

very pog

[golden mica]

okay naga it is

[signal seal]

Michael over here studying the blade

[golden mica]

I'm studying every mf craft in the past 3 days

why did they have to nerf my overpowered sword

[signal seal]

it was REALLY overpowered

speedrunners were just deleting bosses with it

[sacred oasis]

bruh you been typing hard all day

and only just now catch u lackin

[calm pebble]

@scarlet ruin smash??

[somber anvil]

@sacred oasis

[sacred oasis]

did u sleep

[teal temple]

@somber anvil

[somber anvil]

After that yea

[sacred oasis]

das good

[somber anvil]

Hi ms cute bunny holder

[sacred oasis]

i cant so im watching my favourite streamer

[teal temple]

the demon has breached containment

[lament egret]

real

[sacred oasis]

luna u got work today?

idk if i wanna tell someone who enjoys “latex dungeon” man

[somber anvil]

Oh God oh fuck

[somber anvil]

Yus

[somber anvil]

Cute koi

[teal temple]

Impending death

[lament egret]

hihi

[golden mica]

bro this npc is insane 💀

[sacred oasis]

man.

so no playing rn?

[thin kelp]

big if true

[teal temple]

just simply get the mimic summon, put super good armor on and spec into strength. Ez win

[somber anvil]

Ur insane

[sacred oasis]

bro what

[somber anvil]

Insanely cute

[thin kelp]

holy shit its the iconic plumber himself

[sacred oasis]

hi but what is that reddit post

twitter i mean

why is Mario and Sex Abuse in the same sentence

[thin kelp]

it was a response to a clown tweet

[sacred oasis]

OH LOL

[thin kelp]

yeah

[thick orbit]

I finally recovered from last night lessgooo

[sacred oasis]

That was like, 4 hours ago no?

Glad to hear you’re doing better tho

[void slate]

Hey. In sims 4 I found a stray cat called Ninja. Should I adopt him?

[smoky matrix]

which one?

[vestal ember]

😳

[somber anvil]

Hi

[vestal ember]

hello

[somber anvil]

@smoky matrix henlos

[vestal ember]

what are you up to

[golden mica]

Swords obtained, now I just gotta use this combo and pray I don't get knocked out of it a million times?

[somber anvil]

Breakfast

[vestal ember]

breakfast eater

[smoky matrix]

hihii

[vestal ember]

you got the nagakiba?

[lament egret]

hi lemu

[vestal ember]

r

[golden mica]

I'll have to respec but yes

[vestal ember]

michael’s 7th respec

[smoky matrix]

[golden mica]

5th*

[vestal ember]

i’m surprised you even have tears still

[teal temple]

does anyone have the "let's fucking go" emoji?

[lament egret]

not the gif version but i do have it like that

[teal temple]

it was a gif link

[golden mica]

[sacred oasis]

i caved in

[golden mica]

There's 15 in the game 😇

[sacred oasis]

[golden mica]

Krypty, faith dex or dex katanas, thoughts?

[lament egret]

hgrmgrnh

[vestal ember]

i’m about to respec for 99 dex

[teal temple]

thanks semp

[lament egret]

debating on what game to play rn

[vestal ember]

faith dex

[sacred oasis]

going into this game knowing 0 shit about dark souls

[vestal ember]

faith incant speeds scale with dex so you might as well

[thin kelp]

Yes

[thin kelp]

first one is best, didnt have that

[thin kelp]

emoji go hard, feel free to yoink

[sacred oasis]

[lament egret]

so true

[signal seal]

best use of $60 ever

[sacred oasis]

i also bought an xbox controller for it

[signal seal]

ah yeah

[thin kelp]

another foot fetishist in the making

[sacred oasis]

[teal temple]

FEET??

[sacred oasis]

ayo?

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/propane-working-legs-cant-send-feet-pics-gif-20875555

me gayming in elden cringe ^

[sacred oasis]

bro what

[teal temple]

(i have lost my feet due to the copious amounts of monster i am drinking)

[thin kelp]

[sacred oasis]

I'm sorry to hear that but is that article real

[vestal ember]

actually

[teal temple]

post ur lying bro, no fucking way

[hard spindle]

This has to be fake or satire 💀

[sacred oasis]

This game is taking forever to download

[vestal ember]

good things come to those that wait

be patient 🙂

[lament egret]

@teal temple was it you that told me about a diff recording software for density

[sacred oasis]

Wise 🙏

[teal temple]

i use the console companion to record my software in games i play, you can use nvidea tho (probably not me)

[lament egret]

dammit

I dont use nvidia i use amd

[teal temple]

i cannot help then, rip. Try having the xbox overlay on, it captures things in super high quality and you can edit how long you want it to record stuff

[vestal ember]

get better internet loser ur missing out on elden ring

[sacred oasis]

Too expensive

[vestal ember]

real

[sacred oasis]

Canada

[smoky matrix]

have you tried windows gamebar :>

[vestal ember]

wdym lol

[sacred oasis]

Prices in Canada,

Specifically BC, are high

[vestal ember]

i’m getting 1gb up and down for 100 a month with bell

oh BC kek

[sacred oasis]

Yep.

[vestal ember]

forsendespair british columbia

[sacred oasis]

its time

[vestal ember]

how are the prices on data?

i heard those are also crazy expensive recently

[sacred oasis]

even worse bro

[golden mica]

Thoughts on something like this?
22 str is for funny blasph blade

[somber anvil]

Everyone playing elden ring

[sacred oasis]

think i got 6 GB per month

also why does this menu theme go so hard wtf

[golden mica]

11 end seems trolling though doesn't it

yuck 😩

[vestal ember]

drop to 38 faith and go into end

[severe musk]

hello chat

[golden mica]

Thought you said 41 was v important?

[hard spindle]

So much faith

[vestal ember]

41 for fell off flame god

[sacred oasis]

what class do i play….

[vestal ember]

38 for the 3 main buffs

[hard spindle]

Michael listening challenge (impossible)

[vestal ember]

flame isn’t that great anyways spear is better until you get higher faith

[golden mica]

or do I just ignore the funny blasph sword

maybe that's the play

[vestal ember]

you’re gonna swing 2 times and be outta stamina lol

[golden mica]

?!?

wait I thought dex was swings

wtf is dex then

[vestal ember]

dex is damage and incantation cast speed

endurance is stamina for more swings and equip load for more poise

[wind axle]

He just like me fr

[hard spindle]

JAIL

[smoky matrix]

🤨

[queen osprey]

x

[vestal ember]

@golden mica ok i got it. 30 vigour, 20 end, 38 faith put the rest into the minimum amount needed for str and dex according to your weapon

won’t need fp if you drink the koolaid mix then pop all buffs

[golden mica]

i got serpant, uchi & naga, which two?

[vestal ember]

servant and naga

[golden mica]

am I just not using lightning spear anymore?

[vestal ember]

you are still using it

it doesn’t take that much fp to cast

your build is just buffing yourself and going all in with katanas for poison bleed proc

[wind axle]

Also remember you can change affinity on your naga

And change the ash too

[sacred oasis]

was I supposed to kill the first boss

or die to it

[wind axle]

Nah scripted death

[vestal ember]

die

[sacred oasis]

what happens if u kill it did i miss out

[vestal ember]

if you kill it you die anyways

[sacred oasis]

oh lol

[wind axle]

If you kill it you fall off a cliff and die

[vestal ember]

you’ll fall off the cliff at the end

[wind axle]

Which is arguably worse

[vestal ember]

both bad but atleast you get the shield and sword to start with

[wind axle]

True

Falling off a cliff trying to collect butterflies tho

[golden mica]

you're supposed to die in this game

[vestal ember]

that shield is uncontested until endgame lol

[wind axle]

Golden Greatshield better tho no?

That's only in like liurnia

[vestal ember]

that’s endgame area

i thought it was at leyndell

[wind axle]

You can farm it at liurnia tho 🤨

There's a single leyndell knight at artist shack that you can farm

[vestal ember]

oops guess i farmed the wrong spot

[golden mica]

okay right now I have this

[vestal ember]

yes that’s good

[wind axle]

Spam the rest into dex

[vestal ember]

how many extra levels do you have

[golden mica]

40

[vestal ember]

10 into mind 30 into dex

[lament egret]

why did i make coffee bro now im gonna be up for another 4 hours

[wind axle]

62 dex baby lets go let's go

[vestal ember]

then you can use koolaid potion to buff stamina regen instead

[smoky matrix]

fool

[wind axle]

Oh yeah that reminds me I bought coffee

[vestal ember]

tweakin

[golden mica]

okay apparently levels aren't 1:1 or something, but this is what I end with atm

[wind axle]

Shouldn't it be 52 dex?

[smoky matrix]

chatbox my new headphones arrived but the cable is too short

[vestal ember]

no i told him to get 10 mins

[sacred oasis]

am i going the right way or

[vestal ember]

mind

[wind axle]

No even with 10 mind it would be 52

Without the 10 mind it'd be 62

[vestal ember]

but i’m honestly debating

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

That's a dungeon come back later for it

[sacred oasis]

some ghost told me to jump down the hole which is the other way

[wind axle]

Jump in the hole

[sacred oasis]

ok im jumping down the hole ty

[wind axle]

Funny tutorial hole

[smoky matrix]

that's the tutorial hole

[golden mica]

I thought it was a troll msg and skipped it

[smoky matrix]

nice one

[wind axle]

That's the first boss kek

[vestal ember]

michael that’s why you didn’t know guard counters existed

that tutorial teaches you to guard counter

[wind axle]

Yeah man legit skipped the full tutorial

[golden mica]

Isn't naga already blood build up?

[vestal ember]

[golden mica]

💀

[smoky matrix]

truly a michael moment

[wind axle]

Isn't serpent blood?

If serpent is blood your naga can be ice

[vestal ember]

serpent is poison

[wind axle]

For double damage- oh

[golden mica]

^

[wind axle]

Yeah then blood works

Might wanna change the ash tho cause the thrust kinda dookie

[vestal ember]

double katana run hoarfrost stomp michael

Frostbite poison bleed

[golden mica]

Nerffrost got gutted wym

[smoky matrix]

its still decent

[golden mica]

??

[smoky matrix]

like its not busted anymore but its fine

[vestal ember]

bloodhounds step then

[smoky matrix]

still good for groups

[vestal ember]

or

[wind axle]

nah go full balls to the wall, seppuku

[vestal ember]

seppuku

[wind axle]

wait thats in mountaintops 💀

[golden mica]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/tg6o7c/comparing_night_and_flame_sword_bloody_slash/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[wind axle]

i could probably trade

[vestal ember]

goodbye forever

[hard spindle]

Michael should do the last 2 bosses solo

[golden mica]

Krypt are you this build atm? Could you go clip yourself fighting a boss so I understand

[hard spindle]

I believe in him. He should go on a great journey to become a better player and do it without summons

[golden mica]

I'm not used to actually playing the game instead of instant poise breaking

[wind axle]

dodge attack, wait for opening, hit a few times, run the fuck away, repeat

[golden mica]

These mf bosses don't have openings

[wind axle]

they do, like when they start drinking their flask and you just stand there like 🧍‍♂️

or after the finish a combo

or after they miss a grab

[golden mica]

By the time you roll their first flurry of attacks, they are 20ft away waiting to go again

[wind axle]

or when theyre casting a shit spell

roll toward not away

[vestal ember]

so you use protection of the erdtree, golden vow, blessing of the erdtree then run at someone and r1

[wind axle]

i could prob clip myself doing it but i gotta find a suitable boss

[golden mica]

What's r1

[wind axle]

also video would prob be long as fuck kek

light attack is r1

[vestal ember]

your m1

[golden mica]

Light attack? Does that even use the other kataba

[sacred oasis]

holy hell this tutorial boss was squishy

[round patrol]

this black horse dude is pissing me off

[golden mica]

Katana

[vestal ember]

it should use both

[wind axle]

the tutorial boss is a regular minor foot soldier enemy

[vestal ember]

if you have both equipped

[wind axle]

block button i think

[round patrol]

yeah the real first boss is margit or tree guardian if u desire

[golden mica]

Oh it probably didn't before because I didn't have the strength

[wind axle]

block button with dual wield should do a dual wield attack

[golden mica]

I'll look after I cook

[vestal ember]

no block button with dual wield just blocks you noob

you can still block with a katana

[golden mica]

Is it this?

[sacred oasis]

oh i thought i was good for a sec

[wind axle]

kek

[wind axle]

yes

[vestal ember]

yes

[wind axle]

it doesnt???

left trigger is usual block button, with dual wield its dual wield attack

[sacred oasis]

yes or no

[wind axle]

yes

[round patrol]

where do i get this katana??

[hard spindle]

They do but we all seen what u do with openings kekw

[golden mica]

There's a golden guy on horseback when you leave that area, try him 😇

[hard spindle]

Michael when opening

[vital roost]

@sacred oasis dw i did the same thing

[vestal ember]

when i’m dual wielding i just use r1 and it attacks l1 is block and it still blocks with dual wield on

[wind axle]

???

[vestal ember]

it’s not ds3 controls

[wind axle]

what controller you use

[vestal ember]

xbox

[wind axle]

oh no wonder

im using ps5

[vestal ember]

rich confirmed

[wind axle]

how the fuck do i block

it was on sale 🗿

[vestal ember]

should i buy a ps5 controller for elden ring

i like them so much more than xbox

[wind axle]

they look cool as shit

[sacred oasis]

sheesh, time to have fun

[wind axle]

also customizable lights

[vestal ember]

also like 100 dollars

[wind axle]

have fun with him

[vestal ember]

that guys hella weak no cap

[lament egret]

get out of ohio, mario

[wind axle]

It's painful if you haven't leveled at all and it's your first Soulslike

[vital roost]

when are you coming to koehio to come visit me

[lament egret]

real

[wind axle]

time to kill wormface again

[sacred oasis]

back to density i go

[golden mica]

😂 😂 😂

[hard spindle]

At least he isn't a magic user

If you are a magic user please cease to exist

[wind axle]

and hes dead pog

[granite umbra]

elden ring this elden ring that why dont you

you uh

[vestal ember]

go ahead

[granite umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/547851758668611634/929894730505003058/caption.gif

defeated

[hard spindle]

What

[void slate]

What

[hard spindle]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING PETER

[wind axle]

This is, in fact, what he is saying

[golden mica]

@vestal ember funny flask is like + damage and infinite fp for 10s yes?

[vestal ember]

yes

or put stamina regen instead

[dull shadow]

Legit can anyone dm me? ( it’s for an English homework lol )

[vestal ember]

this dude

[sacred oasis]

why doesn’t running take stamina?

[vestal ember]

because you’re not in combat

[sacred oasis]

ooooh ok

[onyx schooner]

hi losers what should i take

[signal seal]

is anyone else not seeing yellow summon signs anywhere?

[hard spindle]

None

[signal seal]

do you even play rando

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IPq4i/c25e7d4d7e.png why is this called a prawn

[hard spindle]

Yes tf 💀

Bing moment

[hollow marten]

swag

[vestal ember]

seed

[vestal ember]

u need a boss in the area

no boss = no sign

[lament egret]

take the shrimp

its cute and shaped like a friend

[sacred oasis]

[hard spindle]

Kill the witch she insulted u

[strange finch]

golden seed

[round patrol]

more elden ring gamers?!?!

[sacred oasis]

When will my maiden hold me?

Ok that sounds sad

[round patrol]

in a bit u get to hold hands with her

[onyx schooner]

i am gamesharing so i dont have to spend a fortune on the game 🙏

[lament egret]

insane

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IPq7e/2372a6f3a2.png fake gwyn

[last pagoda]

Meanwhile me who managed to reach the academy without even defeating margit but still getting my ass clapped by him after exploring the nothern regions

[sacred oasis]

pog

[last pagoda]

[hard spindle]

Have u tried. Winning?

[onyx schooner]

jumping? in my souls?

[teal temple]

@golden mica can i get a little assistance in elden cringe

[wind axle]

do i swap to the edgelord build

fuckin black knife assassin headass time

[teal temple]

nvm semp kicked it's ass

[wind axle]

pog

[sacred oasis]

this game is so bad

[wind axle]

why

[sacred oasis]

i keep dying!

[wind axle]

are you getting fucked by the tree sentinel

[hard spindle]

I can't believe semp played the game not like a bot. Wrong person

[sacred oasis]

yes.

[wind axle]

its not the first story boss its just a random field boss

you can just come back to it later

[sacred oasis]

im determined to kill it now

[hard spindle]

Chad

I was the same. Somet stands in yo way make it regret being born ong

[sacred oasis]

[desert pilot]

guess whos gonna be an hour late to school

this guuuuuy

[hard spindle]

What u do

[desert pilot]

i woke up to my alarm but i didnt feel like getting up so i just fell asleep

[wind axle]

moment

[sacred oasis]

WHY DID I BUY THIS GAME

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[round patrol]

refund thn not too late

[lament egret]

refund it then buy it for me

[round patrol]

me after buying forza horizon 4

[signal seal]

yeah i'm at fire giant by the grace, they showed up eventually

i ended up just soloing it. literally every attack he has one shots me so it was a no hit 🙂

[smoky matrix]

fire giant as in the golems? or is there an actual enemy I haven't seen called fire giant

[lament egret]

[wind axle]

Black knife seems kinda Doo Doo

[wind axle]

It's an endgame boss

[sacred oasis]

nah i cant refund it

my crush plays this game 24/7 and we have nothing in common

[wind axle]

🤨

[lament egret]

bruh

[sacred oasis]

dont judge me y'all done something stupid too

[lament egret]

i mean i guess

[signal seal]

it's a boss

[golden mica]

Okay dinner committed, time to respec #5

this one will last

$5 says I ragequit it at the next boss which doesn't allow me to freely swing on them

like how am I supposed to do any double battles

[signal seal]

you have like 15 respecs

[golden mica]

that'll last me... a week

[signal seal]

just find something good to use

[golden mica]

I'm trying

[hard spindle]

Michael has a +8 katana now he chillin

[signal seal]

i've been running 10 vigor and 80 int for my mage and i'm level 110

i just never get hit

[hard spindle]

Mage

[signal seal]

or i do and i die

my first character is melee as i always do melee, 2nd char is mage

[wind axle]

guys why my assassins creed look different

[signal seal]

did all bosses on melee no cheese no summons except NPC and ashes

never used moonveil or sword of ice and fire

[hard spindle]

Ik u already said it was just a funny

[signal seal]

it's not as easy as the "mage is OP" videos make it look, those take like 50 runs to setup

[hard spindle]

True but magic is still the pussy way

[signal seal]

it's kinda fun

once i get more levels i'm going to spec some str to run dark moon greatsword and pump my vit and endurance

[sacred oasis]

sounds like u guys are having fun with Elden Ring, must be nice

[signal seal]

are you not?

you don't have to kill the tree sentinal you know 🙄

[wind axle]

Stop trying to defeat the tree sentinel with default gear at level 0

[sacred oasis]

Man, fine

[signal seal]

that tree sentinel is a very clear message that you don't have to or aren't supposed to kill every enemy you see

it won't even drop you anything useful at your level

[golden mica]

^

[signal seal]

also most classes start between 7-14 there is no level 0

[sacred oasis]

got it

[vestal ember]

wretch best start

level 1 10 stats in all

[golden mica]

round 5
https://i.imgur.com/H0ECCS7.jpeg

this one will be different

[vestal ember]

pepela surely

[hard spindle]

Unfortunately I already started my second char but I might switch to magic for a bit

[signal seal]

well if you do i'd start with the mage character so you start with base int

[golden mica]

what seals do I want krypty? and can you remind me the incantations I need, I have vow already

[hard spindle]

Ik but I'm already half way through

[signal seal]

you're running two talisman that increase your damage taken 😮

[vestal ember]

golden seal

golden vow, protection of the erdtree, blessing of the erdtree

[signal seal]

huge doubt he has the second two

if he has 3 talisman pouches

i think erdtree incants drop from very endgame no?

[golden mica]

Doesn't mean I can't go hunt them

[vestal ember]

you can get the book for one of them early i think

that gives you either protection or blessing

[signal seal]

well one is leyndell you can get there in like 2 hours

yeah both are pretty easy to get

I guess if you don't know Leyndell blessing will be painful though

[vestal ember]

@golden mica the talismans you want are dragoncrest greatshield, erdtree's favor +2, old lord's talisman and either bull-goat's talisman, or millicent's prosthesis

[golden mica]

is the +2 boosting it or?

[vestal ember]

+2 just means its an upgraded version

[golden mica]

yeah but do I upgrade it, or does it drop as an upgraded

[vestal ember]

drops as an upgraded

[golden mica]

👍

[onyx schooner]

funny weird cat dead

[golden mica]

Should I keep using this royal remains set?

[hard spindle]

U want it to be alive? What have u done w the real nene

[vestal ember]

armor wont matter much its kinda just there for fashion

[onyx schooner]

i dont know what im doing in elden ring im just running around and ignoring going to my main objective

[golden mica]

dragoncrest is very far away

What ash do I want to use for nagakimba?

[vestal ember]

mimic

[golden mica]

?

for sword I mean

[vestal ember]

oh the ash of war

[golden mica]

dis stuff

[vestal ember]

probably bloodhound's step

[hard spindle]

Ash of War 😳

[golden mica]

Don't have yet, i'll hunt that down later 👍

[hard spindle]

Coolest and most useful shi

[hard spindle]

Please stream u trynna get and use it 🙏

[golden mica]

playing with irl friend on call

[hard spindle]

I mean later when u trynna get jt

Also Michael irl friends aka 40 Yr old divorced men

[golden mica]

LF damage

[drifting ivy]

@north saddle you happy they finally added markers on maps for NPCs in Elden Ring?

[wind axle]

Okay double black knife kinda fun for npc invaders

[sacred oasis]

actual npcs or do u call bad players npc

[wind axle]

Npcs

[teal temple]

frost do be an npc tho

[wind axle]

Why are you using a torch

🤨

[golden mica]

ITS DARK

[wind axle]

Simply use lantern

Lantern = passive torch, free offhand

[teal temple]

semp can u help me with this knight dude on a horse

[wind axle]

• reusable

I could 😳

[teal temple]

frost can u help me

[wind axle]

Tree sentinel?

[golden mica]

where

[teal temple]

buy it from the dude in the swamp in the area past where you defeat the dude who loves gold or some shit

[wind axle]

One of the nomadic merchants I forgor

Wiki

[teal temple]

frost how do i summon you

[wind axle]

I'll come to you

Which grace

All you need is the furlcalling finger thing

Also which horse dude

There's a lot of them be specific

[teal temple]

cario manor

[wind axle]

Oh Loretta?

[teal temple]

ye i think

[wind axle]

Easy mode I'll come over

[teal temple]

do i just put a summon sign down or how does it work where i pull you into my game

[wind axle]

Ug

Escape
Multiplayer menu
Set password to "P"

I'll put my sign down outside boss room and you use furlcalling finger item

this item

its craftable so its pretty obtainable

Do you want me to hard carry or soft carry

Hard carry = boss dead in like 10 seconds, soft carry = just regular fight

[teal temple]

i can slightly hold my own, is it case sensistive?

[wind axle]

Yea

Just capital P

In that case I'll soft carry

[teal temple]

aight put it down, i'll summon you

[wind axle]

It's down

It'll be a gold summon sign

Pog being summoned

[golden mica]

semp can't do shit atm cause semp is bad at the game and can't find a build he's good with

[wind axle]

Mopium

Holy fuck Luna you are so low leveled

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

My health is all gone 💀

[teal temple]

indeed, i am probably in the wrong area

but nonetheless

ready?

Ah maybe a hard carry lmfao

[wind axle]

rip kek

aight lemme change build a lil

[teal temple]

I imagine your supposed to be level 40 for this area

I am nowhere near that

[wind axle]

probably higher to be honest

a lot higher

[teal temple]

Lmfaoo, I just wanted a certain armor set and I thought it was over here

Lmk when your ready to rek this dude

[wind axle]

Signs down

What armor set are you going for

[teal temple]

I forget the name but I'll show you agree this dude dead af

Would you like me to come back later? Lmfao I'm getting rekt in two hits

[wind axle]

Uhhh

I could probably solo her if you wanna just hide in a corner and spam ranged shit or sumn

I don't mind

[teal temple]

Aight I'll summon you again

[wind axle]

Tis down

I killed it just as I dc'd 💀

Ain't no fucking way 💀

[teal temple]

Bruh moment

[teal temple]

Should I summon again or nah?

[wind axle]

you can yeah

lemme do a lil sumn rq

[teal temple]

I need to farm souls and find a better bow

[wind axle]

Signs down

[teal temple]

Oh the armors name is the "black knife" armor

[wind axle]

Bow kinda dookie

[wind axle]

Oh it's the one I wore earlier

It's not over here tho 💀

Still worth killing anyways

[teal temple]

Indeed, let's get em

[wind axle]

God dammit connection error again

Fucks sake

[teal temple]

I wonder what's causing it

Is this a common thing?

[wind axle]

Not really no

Might just be this boss, we can try again

[teal temple]

We can always return later, at what point can you get the armor?

[wind axle]

It's endgame 💀

[teal temple]

Cringe.

[wind axle]

Worth

Looks cool as shit

Signs down

[teal temple]

It'll be a sec. I went to a grace site

[wind axle]

Npnp

I'll try a different weapon

Cause this boss is weak to lightning, so if you use lightning grease or something similar it'll do a lot more

[teal temple]

If I has grease I'd use it lmao

[wind axle]

Fair

[teal temple]

*had

[wind axle]

I'll try a lightning weapon

[teal temple]

Does it die on your end? Before you dc?

Because on my end it still has health

[wind axle]

Only if I kill it

And game just crashed pog

I'll be back in a sec 💀

why is it updating

the fuck is happening

[teal temple]

Death

You died in game permanently

[wind axle]

💀

WHY IS THERE A PATCH NOW FOR NO REASON

WHATS HAPPENING

[teal temple]

Lmfao. Rekt.

The true final boss is random patching

[queen osprey]

you use steam big mode?

[wind axle]

for controller

is it not needed?

[teal temple]

Oh yeah, why does elden ring glitch out with controller when you alt tab at times?

[wind axle]

bug

la cringe bug

[teal temple]

Controller bug in a controller game

[void slate]

<3 Stretched pepe <3

[smoky matrix]

never had this happen

[wind axle]

@teal temple

ill be back

[teal temple]

Frost did you not close the game since yesterday

[wind axle]

happened to me a few times, you straight up cant do anything

[wind axle]

no i did, downloaded the 1.03 patch too

dont know why its patching rn

[teal temple]

Damn your lucky, I alt tab all the time and had it happen nearly 25% of the time

I'd love to not alt tab but le lap top only has one screen

[wind axle]

Maybe you gotta change to borderless windowed or something

[smoky matrix]

I alt tab heaps and I have literally never had this issue sucks to suck I guess

[wind axle]

If that's even possible for this game

[teal temple]

It's just another skill check

[teal temple]

I will literally hold your hand do not test me.

[vestal ember]

real talk cuz

[void slate]

Caption this

[wind axle]

omw back

[onyx schooner]

2 hours of elden ring weesnaw

my opinion is:
parrying kinda sucks now, maybe im still not used to the timing, but i like going slashy and killy

[teal temple]

honestly i feel the same, the parrying window is significantly smaller this time around

gonna ditch the shield once i get moonviel for two handed

[wind axle]

@teal temple am back

dont ditch shield, just use a no-skill shield

[teal temple]

Put sign

[wind axle]

it down

[onyx schooner]

i thought i was insane trying to perfect parrying early on but i dont even want to bother bc the window is stupid tight

i'd rather go funny hold block mode

[smoky matrix]

or just

[wind axle]

Wait

[smoky matrix]

don't use a shield :>

[wind axle]

My stats get scaled down and I can't use the lightning weapon :skull:

[smoky matrix]

rip bozoid

[teal temple]

Rlly? Lmfao

[wind axle]

I'll just grease then

[golden mica]

why are you still awake

[teal temple]

Rekt

[wind axle]

You can go meet mommy ranni now

[teal temple]

thank frot

[thick orbit]

guh

[wind axle]

Your welcome lun

[teal temple]

I feel like this witch is the bad ending

But the witchussy got me acting strange 😩

[vestal ember]

im a goblin

[wind axle]

No it's the True ending

Which is unironically the best ending

[golden mica]

mind goblin!?!?

[wind axle]

The worst endings are the ones where you make the world go either insane or cursed by literal shit

[onyx schooner]

but why

[wind axle]

Heavy

[teal temple]

Bro where do I go

[onyx schooner]

But i roll just fine

[teal temple]

This witch trapped me in the tower surrounded by a force field

[onyx schooner]

eat her ass

[wind axle]

whats happening

[onyx schooner]

[vestal ember]

🟩 👺

[vestal ember]

[wind axle]

help

[vestal ember]

dung eater ending

[wind axle]

veteran's gauntlets bugged?

[smoky matrix]

so you can 2 hand da big sword

[smoky matrix]

what in da fuck

[onyx schooner]

s l o w

[smoky matrix]

frots what did you do

[smoky matrix]

stagger on every hit :>

[wind axle]

veteran's gauntlets bugged

[smoky matrix]

holy shit

thats uhh

definitely something

[teal temple]

Ur something

[golden mica]

how tf do you katana a boss like this

[quaint swallow]

just click it

[hard spindle]

Make use of da rolling a bit more

And roll to da side. Probs not the most effective way but worked 4 me

[wind axle]

rip bozo

[wind axle]

you had all the time in the world to stab it when it slammed its head on the floor

[thick orbit]

Just had a bacon, egg and hotdog was a good wake up meal

There was also avocado

[wind axle]

||D-ceased||

[dapper hazel]

give

[thick orbit]

nope

[dapper hazel]

toxic

[thick orbit]

:)

[hard spindle]

All fun and games till he come bac and make u dceased

[wind axle]

How :skull:

[hard spindle]

By living

Ofc

[wind axle]

I fucking hate godskin nobles I fucking hate godskin nobles I fucking hate godskin nobles

Fucking stupid obese pieces of shit

[teal temple]

i hate the birds in this game ngl

[wind axle]

The massive demon birds or the regular birds

[teal temple]

whichever one has the little claws on the bottom of they're feet

[hard spindle]

Please use the correct name

[teal temple]

that sounds very unspecific but they do attack you

[hard spindle]

Foreskin nobles only pls

[hard spindle]

No no ik what u mean

I fully agree. The big knife feet hawk crown thingys

[teal temple]

the thing is they aren't at all hard to fight, just extremely annoying like those starved dog things

[wind axle]

Yes

[hard spindle]

Literally. The just make me wanna jam my head into a blender. There not hard just the worst

[golden mica]

I heard dragon stuff is good.. I should probably get one?!?
https://i.imgur.com/mVW5IUu.jpeg

I DONT HAVE 12 ARCANE

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-gm-gif-24327551

[golden mica]

skill

[barren dagger]

Emotes just don’t wanna work not pog

[teal temple]

what happened to the "poggers" emote from this discord?

[wind axle]

Rotten breath op

[teal temple]

<-- like it just doesn't work on mobile at all

[wind axle]

Works for me

[barren dagger]

I click emotes and nothing happen on mobile

[wind axle]

It doesn't work if you type but it works if you tap on it

[barren dagger]

I’m being emoji discriminated

[wind axle]

[hard spindle]

It's 11 on a weekday tf u mean morning

[barren dagger]

I was tapping on it

[wind axle]

No wait it does work if you type

[hard spindle]

U just woke up???

[wind axle]

Skill based poggers ig

[barren dagger]

Yes rando

[teal temple]

i need that emoji but scaled down for personal use

[hard spindle]

U r so fat. Get a job lazy

[hard spindle]

Make one?

[teal temple]

YOUR RIGHT

[hard spindle]

[teal temple]

3D paint here i come

[hard spindle]

Works on mobile yall trippin

[hard spindle]

I got a bad feeling

[barren dagger]

ok it works now

[teal temple]

alright i will return when i am done

[hard spindle]

I think I would like it a lot more if u didn't return

[wind axle]

Caelid divine tower Doo doo

[hard spindle]

Please do not show us whatever nightmare u draw

[teal temple]

welcome to pain.

[barren dagger]

Leave

[teal temple]

it's so fucking bad i'm dying

[hard spindle]

I unironically like it

Ily so much rn

[teal temple]

like it's so bad, you can actually use it in situations where you have no idea to respond

[hard spindle]

Please make more 😭 😭 😭

[hard spindle]

It's so funny for no reason. Dm me the imagine

I need to make this an emote on my server so bad

[teal temple]

@wind axle i have a suprise for you

@golden mica

[golden mica]

wat

[teal temple]

do you like art semp

[teal temple]

i need you to rate my art

but pls be nice i have tried for over 45 minutes on this piece

please let me know what you think semp

[hard spindle]

I CAN'T CROP IT WELL

[teal temple]

do it need to be bigger? i still have the og image open

[hard spindle]

Please

[teal temple]

what's the max height and width?

for emojis on discord

[wind axle]

Hm

[wind axle]

Perfect

[teal temple]

god tier art right?

[wind axle]

🤨

[hard spindle]

No clue. But just a bit bigger should work

[wind axle]

Museum level frfr

[hard spindle]

I unironically love it so much

[teal temple]

aight one sec i'll increase the size of my "art"

[hard spindle]

It's so Derpy

[wind axle]

Mommy ranni has 4 arms 😳

[steel helm]

[wind axle]

Yes

[onyx schooner]

[quick hearth]

OMG

[wind axle]

I want that emote

I'm stealing it

[onyx schooner]

i made it by downsizing the normal emoji a bunch

perfection

[quick hearth]

[hard spindle]

[hard spindle]

Help me nene there being weird and cringe again

[signal iris]

[wind axle]

[teal temple]

it'll be a sec, i'm trying to enlarge the emoji

[onyx schooner]

Save yourself, im going to (try to) sleep

[hard spindle]

I'm malding quicker

[hard spindle]

Gn nene.

[signal iris]

that bozo get his acc back?

[teal temple]

ah fuck one sec

[golden mica]

okay so I realized my latest skill issue, my katanas were +8 when I could get them to +13

[teal temple]

discord will shrink emojis but here is the full sized art scaled up

[wind axle]

Michael issue

[hard spindle]

How

What were u doing michael

[teal temple]

i need to make it a sticker

[hard spindle]

ILY

[teal temple]

i can't make it a sticker without paying some stupid amount of money to boost my server level higher, if anyone can please make it a sticker i will be very appreciative

[hard spindle]

It's still to big

[hard spindle]

I give up. I have settled for over sized pepe

[hard spindle]

Can u stop pedo emoting

[teal temple]

i can make it medium sized, the canvas was probably too big

[hard spindle]

Also like the new name

[hard spindle]

Go on lad

[queen osprey]

ty

[hard spindle]

Pat when do I get funny brackets in my name 🥺

I promise no ratting

[teal temple]

a more medium sized peice of art

[somber anvil]

[teal temple]

the canvas was made smaller so that should be good to fit as a sticker now

[queen osprey]

never

actually never

i dont trust you

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/steam-gif-20953989

[hard spindle]

I just wanted to be back to randolando 😭 😭

[teal temple]

me vibing with like 1.47$ on my steam account

[hard spindle]

Please pat ily we can make this work

[queen osprey]

no

[hard spindle]

I never meant to get you into trouble pat 😭 😭

Please trust me one more time ilyb

[queen osprey]

doesnt matter

[hard spindle]

😭 😭

Rando x pat over guys

[queen osprey]

whats happened has already happened

[hard spindle]

Exactly man. Leave it in the past

[queen osprey]

never forget

never forgive

[hard spindle]

It's already happened we can move on 🥺

[hard spindle]

I forgave you after incident

Trade off pat 1 for 1

[hard spindle]

P3do emote

Using pedo emote and a discord mod. Isn't looking good 4 u

[granite umbra]

[void slate]

@hard spindle

[hard spindle]

Did Ash dm u 💀

[void slate]

👽 🤝 💀

[wind axle]

back here again

La creatura

[void slate]

Lord Frost <3

[compact spade]

I used to have donator role now gone 😭

[wind axle]

yall ready know whats boutta go down

[queen osprey]

ask for it back from the staff that gave it to you

[hard spindle]

Ur the staff fatass

[void slate]

I'm fat

[hard spindle]

Dad bod though 😳

[void slate]

Ugly

[lethal turtle]

I broke premiere, oh no.

[granite umbra]

fix it then

[lethal turtle]

It just disappeared now.

[wind axle]

Then make it appear

[lethal turtle]

It really didn't like trying to export at 120fps

[granite umbra]

it really said "pizza time"

[somber anvil]

Pizza time

[lethal turtle]

Question, does anyone know if there's a rule to not make threads?

[queen osprey]

you can

but theyll probably be deleted

unless actually worth keeping

[lethal turtle]

Mk

[thick orbit]

Make a thread about threads that been deleted

[lethal turtle]

I like this idea

[golden mica]

praise peepochicken thread

[wind axle]

Tfw elden ring thread died in ~40 minutes

[exotic leaf]

[golden mica]

@wind axle https://i.imgur.com/YLaJJXy.png
my mate runs this, can you explain to me why the fuck he deals infinitely more damage than me

[wind axle]

What's yours

Can't compare if theres nothing to compare to

[bitter heath]

just imagine it

[wind axle]

Shit you right

[smoky matrix]

is your weapon the same level + are you using the same talisman that makes you do more damage but take more damage

[wind axle]

Skill based damage ig

[limpid harbor]

people are calling paul danos perfomance as riddler better than heath ledgers joker on twitter

wish me luck comrades as i go to war

[bitter heath]

or

[wind axle]

What am I comparing??? 🤨

[bitter heath]

you could just straight up ignore it and not care

[golden mica]

no we do different things but like, I feel like I'm not only weaker in every regard, I'm also doing significantly less, I never notice bleed procs over this rancid breath nonsense

[golden mica]

IS THIS BUILD GOOD CAUSE IT NO FEEL GOOD

[smoky matrix]

this is why I ignore status and simply make my sword bigger

[limpid harbor]

riddler > joker i cant stand it please

[smoky matrix]

it works every time

[wind axle]

Michael you are almost 30 levels below him

[golden mica]

this is why I ignore lemur opinion becomes ffuckinf sord isn't always the answer

[smoky matrix]

it literally is

[wind axle]

His faith is also a whopping 80

[smoky matrix]

do we wanna talk about how many tries it too you to beat that old knight michael

[golden mica]

That was my tutorial okay

[void slate]

Bloody pigeons 😡

[smoky matrix]

my sword is bigger than yours AND i'm lower level, and I beat him first try

clearly there is a corellation

[wind axle]

It's always the answer michael

[smoky matrix]

[wind axle]

ffuckinf sord always works

[signal iris]

i love working with idiots
kms

[void slate]

Bloody pigeons are laying fucking eggs in the middle of a gate at my workplace.

[smoky matrix]

if you aren't roleplaying guts you aren't playing the game right

[void slate]

I shooed the pigeon and stomped on her egg.

[teal temple]

you r a cheater yes we know

[signal iris]

cringe

[smoky matrix]

HARSH

[wind axle]

Small ffuckinf dager also works

[signal iris]

i want my chaos dagger

[smoky matrix]

eventually your sword gets so small that it goes back to being a chad weapon

[void slate]

There's like hundreds there

[smoky matrix]

oml its so nice finally having headphones that aren't falling apart

[void slate]

They keep coming back however many obstacles we put

[golden mica]

Maybe the answer was always the big ffuckinf faif sword!?!?

[smoky matrix]

and actually having 2 functinoal earcups

[smoky matrix]

as long as its BIG

[teal temple]

imagine having a broken headset 🤮

[void slate]

Hello @exotic leaf

[bitter heath]

oh right, forgot you had ordered a new one

[smoky matrix]

they arrived today finally

[void slate]

What is the Lewshifer Local Time

[teal temple]

simply just buy another from the dollar store, i promise you it's super high quality

crisp 140p audio

[exotic leaf]

good morning peter

8:15 am

[golden mica]

Pls watch 30s of this https://youtu.be/MIBlCO9ln2k

[smoky matrix]

this is bullshit the sword isnt' even hitting them

[teal temple]

maybe ur blind lemur

[smoky matrix]

I retract my statement, it only counts if the sword bonks them

[lethal turtle]

the D*stiny still doesn't support any form of game capture, sad.

[golden mica]

GIANT MAGMA BONK!?!?

[smoky matrix]

MAGMA != SWORD

[wind axle]

cockstella

[golden mica]

Lemur are you just compensating for something?!?!

[golden mica]

What are you running?

[smoky matrix]

I simply value concussing enemies with slabs of metal three times their size

[golden mica]

slabs of me oh metal

[wind axle]

bloodhound's fang

also michael i recommend this big ffuckinf sord

mid-game, good faith scaling

alternatively this bigger ffuckinf sord

[bitter heath]

lmaoo people are mad about the fact that coconut mall has a flat escalator

how the fuck do you start calling to boycott nintendo for that of all things?

[void slate]

1:15 pm here

[wind axle]

Coconut mall'd

[golden mica]

I need to find a field boss so I can figure out if this build sucks or not

I wonder if the correct play is actually to faith scale my sord

[bitter heath]

americans try not to act like they're the only country in the world challenge (imfuckingpossible)

[wind axle]

Just find one of those dragons in caelid

There's plenty in dragonbarrow

Only downside is it's caelid

[golden mica]

oh true I still have that uhh... putrid dragon

[wind axle]

That you somehow managed to not nuke with azur

[golden mica]

pls no bulli

[wind axle]

[teal temple]

imagine using twitter, kinda cringe ngl