💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[hushed hazel]

i made that good impression fr

[hard spindle]

there isnt anyway dw

u literally cannot fail a college interview

[hushed hazel]

u prolly could

[hard spindle]

but which college was it? (dm)

[hushed hazel]

i aint telling you

[hard spindle]

bro U told me where u live

[hushed hazel]

its not a prestigious one or anything just my local one

[hard spindle]

Oh nvm shitter

[hushed hazel]

i told you my rough location not the small ass town i live in buddy

[hard spindle]

u have in the past im 99% sure

If I checked our dms I could find it

[hushed hazel]

maybe

i have bad memory

[hard spindle]

nice one 💀

[hushed hazel]

👽

[hard spindle]

guys I would never tell online people my exact small town 😱

(tells them the exact town)

I better be invited to ur birthday party I bought the tickets for the day

[vital roost]

how old are you

[hard spindle]

21 I think

[hushed hazel]

bet

[hard spindle]

it dosent matter he is so hot ashyoo. U dont understand

[hushed hazel]

idm telling friends my location

[hard spindle]

I literally thought yeetim was unironically a nerd. he is so hot

[hushed hazel]

like what’re they gonna do, come and abduct me?? they’re all gamers 💀

[hard spindle]

u know what imma do ma boi 🙏

[hushed hazel]

randolando gonna murder me fr

[hard spindle]

murder tha bus-

[hushed hazel]

[sharp vale]

20

@signal seal why are Chevy suburbans actually so luxurious wtf

[hard spindle]

we could make it work. marry me

[sharp vale]

Ew

At least ashy looks feminine

[hard spindle]

BRO NAWH U AINT CONSEDRING HITTING THAT 😭

AINT GAY MY ASS BRO NAWH STRAIGHT TO JAIL

[sharp vale]

LOOOL

[hushed hazel]

i’m gay
my bad

[hard spindle]

nawh ur chill bc yeetim is cring

[void slate]

👽 Niebo 👽

[void slate]

I love existing

[signal iris]

i don't enjoy existing, i am always in mental pain

[signal seal]

if they crash the seatbelt detaches from the pillar and the driver/passenger dies

ask a Geico rep about Tahoes and Suburbans sometime

ask him if he'd ever let a family member drive one

[sharp vale]

NAWH

[hushed hazel]

💀

[signal seal]

literally true story my buddy gets insurance reps at his shop all the time

[void slate]

Germans have a word for it which I forgot

[signal seal]

Nahrungsmittelunverträglichkeit

[void slate]

no

[signal seal]

😦 oh

[void slate]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weltschmerz

[mild crystal]

Quirky

[sharp vale]

Quirky

Why tf did I send that

My brain is literally fried from all these fevers I've been having

[signal seal]

stop getting covid ya dope

[cold nebula]

К

[void slate]

Moon moon ❤️

[cold nebula]

Yes

Bow

[sharp vale]

Not covid tho

[void slate]

🙇‍♂️

[sharp vale]

Peter have shame peter

Why would you bow Peter

[cold nebula]

I mean I am bowing like a dog

[normal fern]

Pull that up Jamie

[void slate]

I'm streaming some gta IV

[somber anvil]

@exotic leaf

Peter is streaming

[void slate]

I fucking hate switching audio device in the middle of a game I lost audio again

[sharp vale]

Hello luni

[somber anvil]

Hi

[void slate]

Go-Live 2

[exotic leaf]

im currently playing ewden wing

[signal seal]

hannibal is a bad tv series i watched all 3 seasons

i think they set the world record for most platitudes per minute

and then felt the need to remake the movie red dragon which was a 5/10 at best in the first place, and somehow just made it worse

ngl i started fast forwarding through a lot of it in the middle of season 2

[exotic leaf]

Barry season 3 next month

[void slate]

ewwden ring

[signal seal]

idk barry

i will probably watch always sunny again because i hate TV shows

character development

[sharp vale]

Lewden Ring

[signal seal]

Yeet did you ever beat the apostle guy

King of the hill was also a good TV show

minus some of the Lew-Anne episodes

[sharp vale]

No, I got tired after six tries and went to go explore for materials

He's not hard

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/gitgud-thepruld-git-gud-dark-gif-8126281

[sharp vale]

There's just no room for mistakes in the way I play

[signal seal]

bruh

[sharp vale]

If I were like level 60 or 70 it would've been easier

[signal seal]

I just can't wait for you to fight Melania 🙂

i will not spoil the fight everyone knows the character obviously

[sharp vale]

Probably like 10 more points into vigor or 10 more points into Dex and I'd just glass cannon him

[signal seal]

well he's just a baby

[sharp vale]

I'll probably actually start rune farming

I've been level 50 for three days now just killing random bosses

[signal seal]

i'm getting my covid 3rd shot tomorrow i hope it doesn't make my arm hurt like that last one

[sharp vale]

Lame

[signal seal]

well i'm going to spain in april so i want to be maximum vaxed

people are straight up nasty

[hard spindle]

Have u asked your body to not hurt???? Thank me later

[sharp vale]

Real

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

[somber anvil]

This is my last resort

[signal seal]

how tf you zoomers even know papa roach

6th grade dance or something 🤔

[void slate]

I love GTA IV ❤️ Liberty City ❤️

[sharp vale]

I've been into punk/emo music since I was like 6 years old

I am 20 now

[signal seal]

my mage build, i hear you don't like vigor 🙂

[unkempt plinth]

vigor is useless if you just don’t get hit

[sharp vale]

Fuck vigor

[signal seal]

bro do you not get hit 😐

[unkempt plinth]

not with my vigor

[sharp vale]

Sometimes

[signal seal]

i know there is the population of crazy no hit players but like, most people get hit

[unkempt plinth]

I get 1 shot by every late game boss

[sharp vale]

One time I beat nameless king without taking a hit

[unkempt plinth]

I did beat Rahdan hitless though

[signal seal]

Milenias grab + sword puts me at 3 health

why vigor is important

[sharp vale]

Every time I took a hit on nameless king I would just die and try again

[sharp vale]

Just don't get grabbed

[signal seal]

yeah it's pretty easy to dodge

[sharp vale]

It's really easy to telegraph those moves

[queen osprey]

grind is DONE

https://i.imgur.com/vruDbvR.png

[unkempt plinth]

Melania is so much easier if you don’t get hit

[sharp vale]

Just don't put yourself in that vulnerable state

[unkempt plinth]

only because of the healing

[signal seal]

how'd you get your Elden Ring UI to look like that

[unkempt plinth]

that gimmick is dumb af

[queen osprey]

you mean dark souls 4

[sharp vale]

Vigor is useless for me bc I'm gonna get tapped anyways if I'm not wearing any amor

[signal seal]

if you get hit a lot you might as well just run it back

[sharp vale]

Which I don't

Bing just gets hit

[signal seal]

yeah i do lightweight for some bosses

[signal iris]

it insta kills me LOL

[unkempt plinth]

I wear robes

[sharp vale]

Some of us don't get hit bingo

[signal seal]

bro you got hit last night

[unkempt plinth]

some of us are just good at the game

[signal seal]

https://tenor.com/view/uzui-better-gif-24953549

[sharp vale]

:(

[unkempt plinth]

just don’t get hit

[sharp vale]

Hit by four different fevers, yes

[unkempt plinth]

the only reason I would spec into vigor is for mimic tear alone

also malenia level 1 hitless was done

[signal iris]

[thick orbit]

I lived

[unkempt plinth]

only phase 1? video ain’t loading for me

[signal iris]

i've reached phase 2 a few times
but her normal attacks 2 shot me, so idk

[unkempt plinth]

just parry

she has awful poise

and that’s her only weakness really

[tulip otter]

Damn the riddler was at the everton match

[unkempt plinth]

healing kind of covers everything else

[signal iris]

mimic tear not as good anymore

[unkempt plinth]

still the best even if it’s a bit dumber, weaker and less tanky

and besides, I’ll trade a mimic tear nerf for rivers of blood being usable

[sharp vale]

Yeetim moment

Fwd cars are so fucking embarrassing dude

[signal iris]

i drive a hatch

[sharp vale]

I was making a turn and this shit slid due to the rain

[unkempt plinth]

get off your phone smh

[sharp vale]

And as it slid I was like "wow this is really not scary."

And then I was like "oh yeah it's fwd LOL"

[unkempt plinth]

don’t drink and drive

[sharp vale]

I was more annoyed than anything. Easiest slide ever

[void slate]

❤️ America ❤️

[thick orbit]

I orfered subway lesssgooo

[hard spindle]

Run them over ma boi

[void slate]

What is your favorite subway sandwich

[spice fern]

.joined

[hazy nebula]

The Lego#1111 joined this server on: 01 January, 2018

[thick orbit]

I like the chicken schnitzel one, you?

[void slate]

I ate a subway sandwich once in my life, I think it was with tuna

[lament egret]

I haven’t had subways in so long

[signal iris]

subway tuna is so bad

[thick orbit]

Oofies

[lament egret]

I love the meatball sandwich with provolone

[void slate]

oomfies

[thick orbit]

Subway used to have a deal like $20 for free delivery I brought so much subway

[sharp vale]

Ren spends more money in one day than I do in one week

Ren how do you get so much income

[void slate]

I never choose subway because I hate making choices

[lament egret]

Ren can i get a small loan of fitty bucks in my paypal

[somber anvil]

Gm

[thick orbit]

Gm beee

[somber anvil]

Do you actually need money or joking

[thick orbit]

I gave mystical 30euro for bus fare lol

[somber anvil]

Yea im waiting for her response

[lament egret]

Honestly both

[somber anvil]

Dm PayPal

[signal iris]

what's the money for?

elden ring?

[lament egret]

That or other stuff

Also one sec lana im still in bed !!!

[somber anvil]

Okei

[signal iris]

f

[void slate]

Good night, sleep tight, no need to have your bags packed 🙂

[void slate]

It should have been 69.69 AU$

[quick hearth]

real

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/elite-miko-miko-die-miko-tired-miko-sad-hololive-gif-21412089

[hushed hazel]

i used this earlier

in englando its £12 off when u spend over £15 so i literally just spend 12.01

spend 1 p + delivery

[thick orbit]

They got rid of the deal here ;-;

[signal iris]

one time i got an uber eats delivery from subway but i never ordered anything

[thick orbit]

L

[hushed hazel]

i got a ps4 delivered to the house that i didnt order the other day

returned it like the kind soul that i am

if it was a ps5 i would've kept it tho

[thick orbit]

I brought grapes but somehow had a ps4

[signal iris]

cry about it

[thick orbit]

https://www.gamesradar.com/teen-buys-ps4-for-dollar9-by-disguising-it-as-fruit-gets-arrested-after-trying-it-again/

[signal iris]

HOW???

[thick orbit]

Did get %50 off tho

[signal iris]

how did they disguise it as fruit?

[thick orbit]

Self checkout

[sharp vale]

Why are y'all so rich

[hard spindle]

Yeetims 20 💀

[onyx schooner]

https://puu.sh/IPlxq/d03f99410e.png

gameshare is a epic

[sharp vale]

Mfs out here thinking they know me

[signal iris]

whom did?

[onyx schooner]

a friend who ive shared games with, they're usually at work when im online so i can probably try the game out

[signal iris]

call on me if you wanna like, not suffer

[onyx schooner]

its a dark souls game, its easy

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-cooperation-solaire-dark-souls-dark-souls1-gif-20298308

i just wanna be summoned to people's worlds :(

[onyx schooner]

i dont even know if the game will actually function with gameshare

so

[signal iris]

wym

[sharp vale]

Have y'all found his helmet yet?

[signal iris]

shouldn't all games function as long as the owner isnt playing it?

[thick orbit]

THEY FORGOT MY MOZERALLA POT

[onyx schooner]

some games dont allow online features or other things when you arent the full owner

[signal iris]

solaire's helm is in elden ring?

[thick orbit]

also I can't eat

[sharp vale]

No but something extremely similar to it is

[onyx schooner]

i know ds3 allowed gameshare entirely (which made cheaters never get banned ez) but i dont know if fromsoft is still cool with it

[sharp vale]

Does Claire have green hair irl?

[signal iris]

used to

[lament egret]

real

[versed mason]

sometimes the side chick isn't a chick

its the glorious and proud nation of ireland

[meager spruce]

[drifting ivy]

Omfg i just got done with Rush Hour

I am so mad i never decided to watch this movie earlier

[peak mountain]

HEY! NEXT MESSAGE IS MY BIO FOR THE DAY.

[signal seal]

@sharp vale

everything in that area one shots me right now

[signal iris]

get on that thing that rings the bells and destroy the skulls

[sharp vale]

Parry this, casual

[cold nebula]

Our ex-prime and half his staff has been just arrested

[sharp vale]

Rip

[cold nebula]

🤣 I think someone is preparing the land for invasion

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/LFTK6ZKva6o

So guessing Bully but Harry potter

[sharp vale]

God I really fucking hate this song

Super gremlin the most annoying modern rap song this year

[hard spindle]

Finally

Someone said it 🙏

[sharp vale]

Hate it when mfs come in on rap radio stations and this song is playing

[hard spindle]

ONG

[sharp vale]

I wish my clients had better taste in music

[thick orbit]

pilk

[signal iris]

silk

[vocal wigeon]

So I got into a raid with a dude purposely sabotaging our raid and I have video clips that show anything I can do?

[mild crystal]

cry about it more?

lol but that sucks

i dislike people strongly who do that

dang still no blue

[signal seal]

this is funny but fair warning if you drink too much soy sauce you will die of dehydration

[hard spindle]

Remove there brakes

[unkempt saffron]

anyone know why my lost sector isnt dropping anything

[sharp vale]

Salt

[signal seal]

mmhmm

[sharp vale]

You know it's actually an incredibly annoying process to remove someone's brake system

[signal seal]

people can drink it as a joke or something

[sharp vale]

Bingm

Bingm

I think mechanicat is pregnant

[hard spindle]

Just bend it or somet

[signal iris]

will this be the first silver stream i watch?

[thick orbit]

[signal iris]

what?

[thick orbit]

I am never drinking again

but you shall watch the stream and tell me how it goes

[signal iris]

i will show this to u when i catch u drinking again

if i even remember

[thick orbit]

2 hours later

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-inna-chug-vodka-alcoholic-gif-16261700

[thick orbit]

I can't even eat half a sub

[signal iris]

i will be drinking next month, it will have been about a whole year since i last had alcohol

[thick orbit]

nice

[signal iris]

honestly, i only drink on occasion

[thick orbit]

honestly surprised community best episode is free on youtube

I drink when I feel like it

[signal iris]

going to tgi fridays, for a friend's birthday

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/77tZkgnh-8U

Whats tgi??

[sharp vale]

They're gonna get drunk incredibly fast

[signal iris]

tgi fridays

[thick orbit]

[signal iris]

how do i explain restaurant? with drinks

[sharp vale]

Like any restaurant

[thick orbit]

Ah okay

[signal iris]

not rly

a lot of restaurants ive been to don't have alcohol lol

@thick orbit ive only been there once tho
i had a vegan burger meal and couple cocktails

one of them was a fairy floss cocktail

honestly the only one i remember lol

[thick orbit]

Reminded me fairy floss grapes were being sold

[signal iris]

wtf are fairy floss grapes?

[sharp vale]

Cotton candy grapes

[thick orbit]

Yep I didn't buy em but I might next time

cotten candy or fairy floss either or

[signal iris]

did i stutter?

[sharp vale]

They're just very sweet grapes

[signal iris]

fairy floss is the superior name

[thick orbit]

fairy floss and cotten candy are the same thing too

[sharp vale]

Yes

[mild crystal]

muscat grapes?

[thick orbit]

Never heard of em

[mild crystal]

ur not korean ?

[thick orbit]

nope

[mild crystal]

oh

[thick orbit]

lol it okie

[mild crystal]

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

Being Korean is overrated anyways

[mild crystal]

fr bruh

i wanna be like . egyptian or some shit

[sharp vale]

Being Egyptian is also overrated

Being American however

[signal iris]

when you're dehydrated and you drink water but it's so unsatisfying :)))

[mild crystal]

then what should u be

[sharp vale]

Very pog

[signal iris]

cring

[mild crystal]

this is false

[sharp vale]

Australia is just America that lost to emus and has a bruised ego

[mild crystal]

i have never met an american that isnt struggling or depressed

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-sidious-order66-hologram-star-wars-gif-9116581

[sharp vale]

I am an American that isn't struggling or depressed

[mild crystal]

but youre on discord and play dest1ny so , that proves otherwise

[signal iris]

how do you pronounce emu?

[mild crystal]

Ee-moo? right

[signal iris]

wrong

[sharp vale]

In Spanish? EH-moo in English? Ee-moo

[mild crystal]

how then

[signal iris]

eem-you

[quick hearth]

[quick hearth]

You're kidding

[signal iris]

i'm serious

[sharp vale]

It's the right way of saying it

I'm just not gonna say eemyou

[signal iris]

i remember an american was telling me it was e-moo and i'm just like "uh no, it's eem-you" and she was still in denial

[quick hearth]

[signal iris]

like come on, youre talking to an aussie about an aussie bird

[thick orbit]

[signal iris]

the duality of americans

[quick hearth]

hate it here

[signal iris]

then move

[sharp vale]

Idk man

America is not that bad

I can afford a car triple the value of Claire's hatch on a minimum wage job so clearly it's not that bad

Right? Hehehe

[signal iris]

i bought my car for about 14k

[thick orbit]

I brought mine for 1k

[sharp vale]

I bought mine for about 10k USD

[signal iris]

and mine was secondhand

[sharp vale]

But my car in Australia would sell for triple the price

[sharp vale]

I mean the equivalent of my car there would be something like a Holden commodore with an LS

[signal iris]

lol ur car was cheaper than mine

what is your car?

[sharp vale]

An RT classic plus dodge Challenger

90k miles

[signal iris]

idc about ur miles

[sharp vale]

Miles determine value

Market values anyways

[earnest aurora]

Im bored i cant play on the week days

Pick what should i do

[sharp vale]

@signal iris

[signal iris]

i doubt ur car is 2010

[sharp vale]

It's a 2010

Challengers weren't being made until 2009

My challenger would actually still be worth more than that car

In Australia, that is.

In America you can buy these mfs dirt cheap

[signal iris]

the only 2010 challenger i see

[lament egret]

hi oomfiechat

[sharp vale]

That's not even a stock challenger

That's a drag package challenger and they do go for upwards of 70k even in America

[signal iris]

lmaooo, this is a 2021 and it's only $990 more

[sharp vale]

That's bc the one you sent first is a drag modified vehicle

[sharp vale]

A 2021 challenger here with a 5.7L v8 sale for about 30k during normal market circumstances

Right now they're marked up a lot but go figure

Even then that's still 2.4× the price

[signal iris]

honestly, i can't imagine spending over 50k to buy a car

[sharp vale]

My car, which I spent a mere 10k on, is worth several times the amount in Australia

[signal iris]

i'm just gonna use my 2012 mazda3 neo till it dies

[sharp vale]

I'm just sayin'

[mild crystal]

i got my car for 6k but then modded it and spent like 15k lol

[sharp vale]

A Mazda3 with a 4 cylinder engine with barely any luxuries or power is worth 11k USD in your country

[thick orbit]

Finally ate half a sub

Took me two hours

[mild crystal]

you ate a subscriber ? bro why would u do that

[thick orbit]

Cheap meat and easily to get it sourced

[sharp vale]

But my challenger with 375 (stock) horsepower and a 5.7L v8 cost me 10k in my country but would be valued at nearly 40k AUD in your country

[mild crystal]

aud is australia right

[thick orbit]

yes

[golden mica]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/469636493015777280/941522551631396884/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[sharp vale]

Embed fail?

[thick orbit]

there was a petition to change australian currency to dollaroos

[golden mica]

you fail

[thick orbit]

Dollarydoo*

[sharp vale]

Weird

[mild crystal]

i like this idea

[sharp vale]

Australian moment

Anyways

[mild crystal]

i wish i was australian bro ive never met an australian that isnt cool

[thick orbit]

There was a Prime minister that got lost at sea or a river when he was swimming, we named a pool after him

[sharp vale]

I like America bc on a minimum wage job I can afford shit that people in other countries need middle class jobs to afford luxury

[sharp vale]

POOL'S CLOSED

[thick orbit]

But you are cool for being you

[mild crystal]

my friend in america gets payed $22 an hour as a cook and apparently thats still considered lowkey poverty level where he is :(

[sharp vale]

California

[thick orbit]

I am still sad I didn't get my meatballs and sauce from subway cause they forgot that for my order ;-;

[mild crystal]

no, somewhere near that tho

i forget the name .

idk state names

[sharp vale]

Literally California is the only place in America where you could get paid 20$ an hour and still be considered poverty level

20$ an hour in literally any other state is enough to live on your own in a two bedroom house

[mild crystal]

according to him apparently not , i have friends in places like texas, maryland, and oregon and they say the same thing :/

[sharp vale]

In Texas

[mild crystal]

they all work 2 jobs

[sharp vale]

Prior inflationary market

[mild crystal]

oh and new york too

[sharp vale]

You could definitely live alone in a 200k house with 20$/hour

[mild crystal]

well tell that to them not me cuz here the cost of LIVING for one month- electricity, transportation, rent, food, ect ect is like 1.5k

[sharp vale]

Assuming you save up enough money for 10k-15k down which would take less than a year on that income

With 1000$ payments every month + transportation, and utilities

[mild crystal]

hell nahhhh

thats insane

[sharp vale]

Assuming your wifi and internet bills are only focused on you you'd be paying less than 1500 dollars per month

That's ONE paycheck

If you're earning 20/hr

[mild crystal]

ok

[sharp vale]

But that was BEFORE inflation

That was pre covid

Even then at max you'd be spending 2000$ every month

Yeah bc you can do that

Most young people do that and sign extensive contracts and end up flipping the house or renting it out

Well

This IS America.

You can do everything I just said in America

And be fine

You can get jobs that pay triple 20/$ an hour with just a few months worth of effort, learning, and training

[sharp vale]

Wdym by that

Majority of Texas residencies have houses valued between 90k-250k

Sorry you're not American

Infact most real estate flippers only make a few thousand dollars flipping houses or maybe ten or twenty grand per sale bc value is limited

Mfs buy a 215k house and then put in 10k worth of work to sell it for 230k

[thick orbit]

Also THEY TILE OVER TILES

[sharp vale]

Yeah that too

Hey man, I'm using that as a reference to reinforce how our value of living relatively stays within a certain range

You can say our country is struggling but in reality it's only struggling for those who don't want to put in the effort

See, the majority of our population is made out of people who want to work easy jobs and get paid what trades people are working

Our country is in trouble? And so is literally every other country in the world rn

[thick orbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SicKIeA9kqY&t=66s

Cracks me up

[sharp vale]

If that were really the case we would've already made war profits from Russia v Ukraine

If you don't live in America you can't really say anything about our situation LOL

because just because all you see online is just teenagers complaining on TikTok and rich democrats complaining about how people are impoverished

Does not reflect how life truly goes here

I don't either, I'm just making a generic reference

You could be 18 in this country and make triple what you're making rn

You could be 50 in this country and make less than a 16 year old

What does that say? Is that some people squandered their potential

Just because everyone complains does not make those complains valid. Sure we have millionaires but that's because our government doesn't outright take profits from home grown industries

Home grown industries fuel our economy and chasing them away via heavy taxation will just make them set up shop in a country that's far more convenient for them

[thick orbit]

I could go for some kebabs

[sharp vale]

Which will then make us incredibly poor

Absolutely

You spend triple the time in this world and you still haven't made skills that can push your value?

I'm 20 and by the time I was 18 I already knew more about how to fix my car than what any of my elders knew.

No

I know a dude who's literally fresh into highschool and he's already a foreman in a construction company earning 100k per contract

That goes to show

[near hill]

I get the whole "sharing your opinion" thing but i'd really appreciate it if you didn't boil the majority of people living their best lives as "squandering their potential". Thanks.

[sharp vale]

Nah he just started working in construction

[severe musk]

what job are u getting thats $60 an hour in a few months

[sharp vale]

If you get boiled by that, it's not my fault your insecurities peeked into that.

[near hill]

Wow. You are a tremendous asshole yeetim.

[severe musk]

Lol

what do u do for work yeetim

[sharp vale]

Refinery, machinery work applying seals and gaskets to prevent leakages in industrial oil machines pays 100k per monthly contract

[sharp vale]

I work on cars

I'm literally 20

[golden mica]

100k per month?

PER MONTH?

[sharp vale]

Yes, literally

[golden mica]

Yeah no, you're lying through your teeth

[severe musk]

u are not getting 100k per month as a mechanic dude

[sharp vale]

But the thing is they don't work EVERY month

[sacred oasis]

uh that doesn’t sound right bro

[near hill]

Yeetim's talking out of his ass, as usual

[sharp vale]

Did you just not read or what?

[sacred oasis]

Oh ok, if they only work 1-2 months maybe that’s possible

[sharp vale]

They work like 3 months per year

[sacred oasis]

even then that sounds amazing

[sharp vale]

And their projects are usually several weeks long

[sacred oasis]

300k, 3 months, chill for the rest?

Sheesh

[sharp vale]

Not necessarily, you still have to work the amount of labor you're required in refineries

It's part of the contract

Then tell me why there's several cases of this happening in America Lol

Look, just because you guys are not American and haven't seen these types of opportunities does not mean they don't exist

[severe musk]

dude find me a single listing of any refinery job, maintenance worker, mechanic, literally anything in that industry whatsoever making a million dollars a year

[golden mica]

interesting

[sharp vale]

I never said they earn a million dollars a year

[severe musk]

100k a month times 12

equals?

[sacred oasis]

I personally didn’t say that. Just never heard of it

[sharp vale]

Did you just search up what it costs for a regular vehicle gasket?

[near hill]

Yeetim thinks he knows everything about everything and is telling everyone else that they're "squandering their potential" while he....makes 30K annually and works as a mechanic.

Got it.

[sharp vale]

30k is absurdly LOW for even one person working 60 hour weeks per contract

[sacred oasis]

ooooo

[severe musk]

dude im telling u rn ive lived in nyc my whole life surrounded by people in construction and mechanics and all the nitty gritty foundational jobs

[sharp vale]

Look, I try to not be rude. But honestly, if your DUMBASS really just misread and misinterpreted two different points I made, you're literally looking for it

[severe musk]

nobody is making that much money in a couple months

people dont make that much in lifetimes

[sharp vale]

It depends on area

[near hill]

You were literally directly rude to me in your last reply. Stfu kid.

[severe musk]

dude what area??

[near hill]

This is what we call "grasping at straws"

[sharp vale]

Sorry you're insecure and got boiled by a comment that wasn't supposed to insult anyone here but apparently it did you

[severe musk]

lol

[sharp vale]

Texas literally has some of the highest paying jobs

[sacred oasis]

This got out of hand

[sharp vale]

Look

A contract in a refinery job if you're a per sé a leader pays about 100k average per contract

[severe musk]

after one google search i find that texas actually has below average median income compared to the rest of the US lol

[sacred oasis]

This convo goes way back too jesus

[sharp vale]

Now divide that between employees, machinery, and resources

[golden mica]

nepotism?

which would explain why he "has" multiple cars

[severe musk]

dude u guys just are too dumb to be born into a rich family lol get better

[sharp vale]

Because young Mexican kids go to work in construction with their dads when they're 14 and due to OSHA violations they get hella experience?

[near hill]

Literally only Yeetim's fault. I asked nicely to stop insulting everyone and he attacked me

[sharp vale]

I never said that though

That literally never came out of my mouth

That was never a claim I made

[sacred oasis]

I see, at the end of the day this is just a conversation no? Not going to achieve anything other than sharing ideas

As in there is no need to insult anyone

[sharp vale]

Dude, a kid can literally work in construction at any age here because some teams legitimately DO NOT care

[severe musk]

that never happens lol

[sharp vale]

And if they're good kids, they're gonna be treated as good employees

[sharp vale]

If only you knew it DOES HAPPEN

[severe musk]

OSHA standards are upheld a million times out of ten

[near hill]

Yeetim, you need to stop. You need to stop attacking people for having opinions.

[sharp vale]

Yet there's tons of claims of people comitting extreme OSHA violations why?

[near hill]

And you are flying off the rails...trying to convince video game players that...they're squandering their potential by not being rich at 18.

Do you understand how insane that sounds?

[severe musk]

it probably happens but so rarely that its neglible

[near hill]

And you are flying off the rails...trying to convince video game players that...they're squandering their potential by not being rich at 18.

Do you understand how insane that sounds?

[sharp vale]

By the time they're 16 they could definitely be leading a TEAM LOL

[severe musk]

gotta be bait at this point

[sharp vale]

I've worked alongside a foreman before when I was 17 as my first job. Frankly I wasn't cut out for the hard labor

[sacred oasis]

Leading a team at 16…

[severe musk]

what position did u officially hold

[sharp vale]

But it genuinely is not that hard to tell your crew what part of the building you're gonna be working on today and how to stay on track

[sharp vale]

A hand

[severe musk]

the hell does that mean

[sharp vale]

I was getting paid 17/hr for literally just carrying utilities from person to person

[sharp vale]

See you're not even aware LMAO

[near hill]

Yeetim, indirectly admitting to breaking child labor laws

[sacred oasis]

Well that sounds reasonable and realistic

[severe musk]

sorry because "hand" is the least official position ive ever heard

[sharp vale]

Because I've done it several times

[severe musk]

u are overestimating your influence so hard buddy

ur not a leader for carrying construction equipment hahaha

[sharp vale]

A hand is someone who just helps around

[severe musk]

"just helps around" = leader

[golden mica]

as someone who actually works in the industry, I find it hard to believe they put a 16 year old on anything other than "go take a broom and sweep that up " duty

[sharp vale]

I never said I was?

[paper haven]

What's happenin' in these parts?

[golden mica]

Hi Hein

[sharp vale]

Yeah in Australia

[severe musk]

u were implying that people can be leaders in the construction field at 16 because u were a hand at 17 or something

[near hill]

You seem to have a history of saying shit then forgetting about it seconds later

[sharp vale]

Because it has happened

[spark oracle]

Aight guys

[sharp vale]

I genuinely never said I was

[tame sapphire]

Moving on

[spark oracle]

Stop

[paper haven]

So like... I get on Elden for 5m and get 6 message ratings, what is happening...

[tame sapphire]

oh hi Player

your chat

[severe musk]

in what universe

[sacred oasis]

Oh damn Eva got involved

[golden mica]

most of us were having a real discussion about this :Sdage

[tame sapphire]

I go back to strim

bai

[spark oracle]

Let's all stop for a sec

[golden mica]

I go back to dying in elden ring

[paper haven]

AYoooo

[spark oracle]

This chat needs to chill out a bit.

[paper haven]

Same, I just had to respec... Mage aint workin out for me

[sacred oasis]

Really wanna buy Elden Ring

[spark oracle]

You can discuss things, but you need to be civil in your discourse

[paper haven]

I'm sad about Hoarfrost nerf, but It was needed

It was so strong

[sacred oasis]

this is off topic

[severe musk]

I think i was bein relatively civil right favorite mod?

[golden mica]

I've respecced like 4 times now, and i still suck

[sacred oasis]

nvm

[paper haven]

LOL

[severe musk]

just leave it

[paper haven]

I accidentally killed the ||Fire Giant|| before getting the Blood Katana which sucked rats

[sacred oasis]

Think we moved on man

[sharp vale]

All I'm gonna say now is that you can literally research cases of super young kids leading teams bro, doesn't take a lot of effort

[paper haven]

I have to wait till NG+

[golden mica]

important piece of build #4, obtained

and I died taking the screenshot, fucking scarlet rot

[paper haven]

AHAHA

You trying for Faith? I've only seen that used by some Faith dude that shit on me

[golden mica]

[spark oracle]

Additionally, you can find areas in the country where such opportunities are rare.

Let's move on

[sharp vale]

I would actually thumbs up that reply if I could

[golden mica]

rankbot I swear to god

[paper haven]

Lol get auto modded

[spark oracle]

The idea is: encourage others to look for better opportunities, and move to them if possible.

Let's not devolve this into subtle jabs though

Let's change the subject for now

[golden mica]

I'm too much of a boomer to do upclose katana shenanigans,
my crutch night and flame got nerfed (though not sure how badly), so I don't want to keep using it
glass cannon mage felt not great
faith seems fun at least, with incantations and cool animation weapons
maybe I should just noobveil

[golden mica]

Why do you want me to change off elden ring subject

[paper haven]

I've been running glass cannon mage for the majority of my time.
Apparently Night and Flame isnt that bad if you're still heavily specced into it
Bleed builds are super fun, but I missed my chance at Blood Katana :(

[golden mica]

it was fun doing the 10 second wind up OTK, but it just felt so yuck for regular usage

[earnest aurora]

Is everyone still ded

[sacred oasis]

what?

[earnest aurora]

Nvm. The chat was ded when i came online

O-O

Do o even wanna know

[sharp vale]

Tbf I wasn't really throwing insults except for two self admittedly

[spark oracle]

shit game

nah jk, can't wait to play in May

[earnest aurora]

Yee i dont wanna know

[golden mica]

What's happening in May?

[spark oracle]

Birthday comin up. Might buy it for myself like a greedy pig

[golden mica]

oh that answers that

[spark oracle]

End of semester too

[earnest aurora]

So after smacking viper out the air on hard mode

[golden mica]

I just... bought it, one of my IRL mates was raving about it so I figured if I was already watching some videos of it, may as well just cop it

[spark oracle]

can't no life Lost Ark and do Eldin at the same time as work/school

[earnest aurora]

I got cocky tested my luck on master i got rocked

[golden mica]

ah right you do a ton of lost ark dailies etc

[spark oracle]

Missing today's dailies to finish an assignment and my OCD is murdering me

[paper haven]

Become Nurse, Like me :)

[earnest aurora]

Speeking of birthday theres 1 month and 20 days intill mine :D

[golden mica]

I'd let you nurse me any time

[paper haven]

:)

[earnest aurora]

What i mean by that

[golden mica]

It means whatever you think it does

[paper haven]

It means my Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard

[earnest aurora]

Rip my inceont brain

[paper haven]

Pardon? My milkshakes are amazing

[earnest aurora]

O-o i didint need to know that but ok

Welp time for me to become a snow man now

[spark oracle]

You did, and you need to NOT do this anymore.

Keep it civil or get out of our server

That goes for everyone here

[paper haven]

[severe musk]

based mod ❤️

[paper haven]

[solid gate]

https://tenor.com/bf4th.gif

[sacred oasis]

They're not based but at least they're civilized

Except Pat

[earnest aurora]

Anyone wanna hug

[near hill]

i would love one

[fiery stream]

all y’all discord mods

respectfully

[golden mica]

@vestal ember drunk/10?

[paper haven]

Anyone on Elden Ring mind dropping me a Reduvia? Lol

[queen osprey]

No

[vital roost]

chatbox i killed my first boss

[mild crystal]

dont know what game this is but congratsss bro

[golden mica]

[exotic leaf]

guys look it’s pat the streamer

[queen osprey]

Might be time for a new name change

[exotic leaf]

patty cake

[queen osprey]

How about this

[exotic leaf]

it’s not patty cake 0/10

[thick orbit]

Damn its THE AND ONLY pat~!

[exotic leaf]

Did u take a nap Ren

[thick orbit]

Yep was like really bad at the start woke up pretty bad however subway has been pretty good

[queen osprey]

What goes in your sub

[hushed hazel]

which boss

[vital roost]

i don't know

[hushed hazel]

what it look like

[vital roost]

i just walked into a cave and stabbed some guy

[thick orbit]

brought premade ones

[hushed hazel]

what the cave like

catacombs or mine or what

(i forgot which boss drops flamedrake)

[thick orbit]

my order

[vital roost]

it was dark and rocky

[sacred oasis]

I'm about to order Subway

[thick orbit]

pogu

[queen osprey]

I didn't see it

[sacred oasis]

But can't decide between Maplewood Smoked Bacon & Ham

or the one you ordered

[queen osprey]

I've never heard of premade subs before

[hushed hazel]

was it a furry

[thick orbit]

the chicken with bacon was alright but not much bacon on it was more chicken then bacon

[sacred oasis]

Wait Ren what's the second one?

"Pot"

[golden mica]

@hushed hazel you know much about faith builds?

[hushed hazel]

a serviceable amount

[thick orbit]

Ah its just 4 meatballs in their sauce with cheese on top

[hushed hazel]

chicken and bacon + mozzarella cheese goes hard

[thick orbit]

They forgot to put it in my order ;-;

[hushed hazel]

but yea u gotta add extra bacon or its just chicken

[queen osprey]

I get steak and cheese

[sacred oasis]

Oh that sounds good, not in Canada

[queen osprey]

It's cash money

[lament egret]

real

[sacred oasis]

Also a good option

[hushed hazel]

last time i had that it made me feel sick so i got a vendetta against it fr

[queen osprey]

:o

[thick orbit]

Just started eating my steak sub now

My stomach atm is in a throwing up, full and hungry state atm

[golden mica]

Does this look like reasonable damage before I level up the seal?

[sacred oasis]

Sounds stressful

[thick orbit]

yep

[hushed hazel]

whats your faith

[hushed hazel]

meant ur stat

[golden mica]

well yes, but this way I can show you the talismans too

[hushed hazel]

fair

yea i think i had like 60 faith and i was dealing 400 with a base seal so that looks right

[golden mica]

now for the hard part, convincing myself it won't be a waste to commit the resources

[hushed hazel]

faith builds are op

my friend has like 70 faith and he uses lightsaber + lightning incants and oneshots me in pvp

[golden mica]

I also just found out that the funny sword I wanted is 22 str requirement, which is big sad

[hushed hazel]

use coded sword or gargoyle twinblade

[golden mica]

I wanted to use blasph blade for da huge AOE

[hushed hazel]

yea ik but u just said u had no str

[golden mica]

unless.... larva 👀

[hushed hazel]

u know theres only like 10 larva in da game right

[vital roost]

yes

[golden mica]

15*

and I just need to find out the build for me and I won't change anymore
until ng+

[hushed hazel]

beastman of farum azula

[hushed hazel]

use dex

[vital roost]

probably idk

i don't care to remember people i killed

[hushed hazel]

fun fact u can go to farum azula and it’s literally just full of that boss

the worst area in the game by far

[golden mica]

Were you not here for the stream I did, we've come to the conclusion that any CQC ain't for me

[hushed hazel]

ash what build u use

[hushed hazel]

i choose to forget that

[vital roost]

i literally started the game an hour ago

[hushed hazel]

bro was getting parries and then light attacking 💀

[hushed hazel]

use dex

[golden mica]

💀

[vital roost]

that means nothing to me

[hushed hazel]

message too long. fr.

[golden mica]

[smoky matrix]

Michael have you made a build yet

[hushed hazel]

place your stat points garnered from runes into ‘dexterity’ which allows you to utilise quick cutting weapons such as katanas and twinblades along with more obscure weapons such as whips

[hushed hazel]

michael should use double whip dominatrix build

[smoky matrix]

YES

That would be funny I think

[hushed hazel]

i concur

[calm pebble]

[vital roost]

we'll see

[golden mica]

Michael is currently running this
But Michael is struggling to pull the trigger on burning more smouldering stones

[hushed hazel]

btw @golden mica want to test my game? :/

also u can get infinite smithing stones if you find the bell bearings

[golden mica]

Michael wishes to go back to the days of night &flame... aka yesterday

[hushed hazel]

they’re usually dropped from miner bosses or kinda just found around

[hushed hazel]

use double whips

[golden mica]

Does not sound viable

[hushed hazel]

it unironically is

[golden mica]

Sounds silly

[hushed hazel]

very annoying in pvp though

[golden mica]

Idc about pvp

Literally zero, worst pvp than the game I primarily play

[vital roost]

i must rekill furry man because i restarted

[hushed hazel]

@golden mica the fire giant’s whip has B scaling in strength and faith and can do about 650 damage with high stat in both along with having dummy range and a really good WA

plus it inflicts fire

[golden mica]

Fire giants whip sounds like its in the mountain of giants

[hushed hazel]

it is

[paper haven]

WHips are so annoying in pvp

[hushed hazel]

it’s from the mountain giant boss

[golden mica]

Yeah so something I won't be obtaining any time soon

[hushed hazel]

double whip bloodhound step

[hushed hazel]

he is very easy

[vital roost]

this is my first ever souls game

[hushed hazel]

just hit him

[vital roost]

it is done

[golden mica]

Gaming

[hushed hazel]

how to beat all bosses: hit and dodge

[golden mica]

@hushed hazel just realised my mind is probably far too low, I throw like 3 bolts and I'm out

[vital roost]

yeah this game seems easy

[golden mica]

Respec #5 incoming

[hushed hazel]

yea for faith builds you need like 25 mind

[vital roost]

just don't get hit by sword

[hushed hazel]

real

“just don’t get hit by sword”

quoting this during malenia fight

[golden mica]

Ughhhh maybe I should just be a noobveil spammer after all 😩

[hushed hazel]

just use dex

i’m telling you man dex is such a peace of mind build

you literally just get like 30 vigor, 20 mind, 25-30 endurance and then dump tf out of dex

and you end up doing like 650 a hit with one of the two swords you’re dual wielding

[golden mica]

I have 41 dex rn

[paper haven]

What level?

[hushed hazel]

you’re like lvl 100 right

[golden mica]

[hushed hazel]

do a dex build, go grab two uchigatanas, put blood slash on both of them (or seppuku if you have it but thats giant mountain stuff), powerstance them and go fight a boss

it literally just melts their health bar like butter

[golden mica]

Not doing double bleed, I can't dodge

[hushed hazel]

you can

[vital roost]

is it just that easy to get women irl too

[golden mica]

I wish

[hushed hazel]

yes

just dress like a wretch

[golden mica]

@hushed hazel how do I add faith scaling to weapons

My mate mentioned it

[hushed hazel]

i think it’s sanctified whetstone

then you make it sacred

so like when you apply an ash of war, you can select the weapon modifier

sanctified gives holy and lightning
holy gives faith scaling, lightning enhances dex

[golden mica]

[vestal ember]

hello.

[golden mica]

Hi drunkboi

[lament egret]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/844649202919276616/952355078642221116/1647109658387.gif

[golden mica]

Thanks emi

[signal seal]

i just did so many npc quests on elden ring

trying to collect every spell

it's exhausting

[vital roost]

NO BITCHES

[golden mica]

jesus, night and flame got gutted, someone did some testing, close to a 50% dmg nerf l0l

I think I just return to moonveiling things to death ig

paladin/incant build is fun but FP costs are brutal

[signal seal]

ash playing Elden Ring 😮 lets go

[vital roost]

i have no idea what the hell is happening

[signal seal]

that's the idea

if the world turns red and you see yourself in Caelid, you've gone too far 🙂

[lament egret]

omg

[sacred oasis]

What she trying to get into

[thick orbit]

ong

[thin kelp]

Elden ring isn't even a ring you can wear
0/10 bad marketing, instant refund

[wind axle]

too little get 99

[strange finch]

leveling DEX?????

shaking my smh

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-remember-asking-you-a-thing-samuel-l-jackson-gif-17151780

but henlo frost, hope you're well

[thin kelp]

The reposter

[golden mica]

ratio + you lied + didn't ask

[wind axle]

im playing density im not well

im doing vow with some buddies

[thin kelp]

Counter ratio + my asscheeks I'll do another run soon + you're right you didn't ask

[golden mica]

come coach me in noobveil usage instead

[wind axle]

Light attack good for drawn-out fights, heavy attack good for every situation

Heavy attack more range more stagger damage

Heavy attack very good

[exotic leaf]

in my elden ring off topic chat?

[wind axle]

Yes

Mope

[golden mica]

heavy attack as in weapon art or the lunge thing

[exotic leaf]

Mald :/

[wind axle]

Weapon art

Heavy attack weapon art on moonveil fucking slaps

[golden mica]

you mentioned in the past shield + noobveil, can you art if you've got a shield?

[wind axle]

You can stagger most bosses in like 5 hits

Yeah, provided the shield has no skill

If you want you can buy the "No Skill" weapon art from Warmaster Shack

[golden mica]

no skill shield
need to find a good one then, not the... thing I had on last night

[wind axle]

Also if you use a shield I recommend one with 100 phys negation

[thin kelp]

Just dodge

[wind axle]

Not the dinky wooden shield you used last night

[wind axle]

Perhaps

[thin kelp]

[wind axle]

Carian Knights Shield is a pretty good mid game one, you get it from that one non-red npc invader before Rennala you probably already killed

[golden mica]

yeah I have... had that

I hope I didn't sell it, I went on a selling spree one day, thinking it was impacting my load weight

currently outskilling some bosses

[wind axle]

Moment

If you want I could probably drop you one since I already killed rennala twice

So I should have two

Good luck with duo tree sent

[golden mica]

don't need luck, need patience

[wind axle]

just fight one at a time

go past the door, aggro the one on the left, bring him into the city and kill him

[smoky matrix]

Fight both coward

[wind axle]

then kill the other one normal

[wind axle]

or also that

[smoky matrix]

Get on torrent and stay moving

[golden mica]

:> no

I play smart not honorable

[lament egret]

hgrgrmnh

[golden mica]

minus all the dumb things I've done

bruh poison mist is so inconsistent, it's karma

[golden mica]

@wind axle apparently moonveil got hidden nerfed in patch, it has a ton less poise dmg

devs really trying to force me into using a non-broken weapon 😩

[signal seal]

I killed astel no hit tonight with just spells (you can't 1 shot kamehameha her)

weapons can be overrated

try darkmoon great sword maybe 🤔

[golden mica]

maybe I use the other dad weapon frost recommended uhh

[signal seal]

frost will only recommend you the cheesiest thing out there

keep that in mind

[golden mica]

I don't mind I'm trying to win not be honorable

bloodhounds fang is what I was thinking of

[signal seal]

there are a few bosses coming up that don't make winning easy

bloodhounds fang is a great sword, not cheesy, but also not S tier

solid melee though

[golden mica]

😩

why did they have to nerf everything

[signal seal]

but you have points in int, so either respec for it or go with an int scaling weapon

[golden mica]

I have no points in int rn

this me atm

[signal seal]

show your character status screen 🤔

you read my mind

[signal seal]

how much are you using incantations?

[golden mica]

I actually kinda like this faith/incantation/lighting build but I specced mind far too low

I get three casts off and I'm out

Dealing ~350 base with no upgrades cause I'm a sook who doesn't want to commit more smouldering stones till I'm satisfied

[signal seal]

this is me, i went dex first and then started going faith

[hollow marten]

[signal seal]

incantations felt really weak. and the cast speed is based off dex

so i get full benefit of dex scaling while being able to use dex/faith scaling weapons effectively as well

ignore the magic flute

[strange finch]

The noble bubble bard weapon

[signal seal]

i have all 3

i farmed the colossal one today

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/tNQoZ0XVFKo

was thinking the same

[surreal charm]

So any harry pottah fans up in here?

[golden mica]

[surreal charm]

Good

[void slate]

Hello SimpEternal

[golden mica]

Okay @vestal ember hear me out, dual scythe build? 👀

[void slate]

Hello CryptedDNA

Hello @mild crystal

[wind axle]

[golden mica]

I think I have no choice but to just learn how to double katana tbh

Though I really don't get how you're supposed to kill any boss with a shield

[void slate]

How are you this fine day? 😳

[wind axle]

you dont use a shield for damage 🤨

[golden mica]

I mean when the boss has a big f- off shield 🤨

[wind axle]

oh

which boss???

[void slate]

Being preachy is tight.

[wind axle]

also my run died at relic rooms kek

[golden mica]

just bosses in general!?!?!
I had to fight crucible knight in one of those weird evergoal things at the time

[wind axle]

crucible knights are just like that

[void slate]

#💬destiny-chat

[wind axle]

just wait for an opening to punish, like their slam attacks, or the end of their combos

[wind axle]

🗿

only crucible knights have shields as far as bosses go iirc

[void slate]

I love the moana emoji

[wind axle]

fuck off apex

[lament egret]

unreal

[wind axle]

what the map doing

[smoky matrix]

gone

[quiet shale]

wind

[smoky matrix]

already exists lol

[lament egret]

dman

[golden mica]

lmao mimic tear fight so is fun

@wind axle should I kill Bloody Finger Hunter Yura or do his quest line, I want his nagakimba

[wind axle]

do his quest youll get it anyway

[golden mica]

actually I guess if I haven't killed any NPCs yet that's probably an ending, so I should just commit to that

[wind axle]

nah his quest doesnt directly lead to an ending

[golden mica]

does not killing any NPC impact the ending?

[wind axle]

but following the entire thing leads to one of the bad endings

[golden mica]

oh wait I killed alexander didn't I