💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[hard spindle]

Don't make it gay

[thick orbit]

Quite into @hard spindle looks

[hard spindle]

Ayo ren???

[golden mica]

is there a good boss? that's easy to access

[thick orbit]

[hard spindle]

Randolando is drip though can't lie 🙏 🙏

[dapper hazel]

stop drinking

[hard spindle]

LMAO

[dapper hazel]

99% sure that ren is drunk rn

[hard spindle]

Wym 99% . 100%

[hushed hazel]

bro rando

[hard spindle]

Ren gave me a compliment she drunk as hell

[hushed hazel]

u know how they nerfed hoarfrost right

[hard spindle]

Ye?

[thick orbit]

Yep I am pretty drunk

[hushed hazel]

some dude tried spamming it on me and it's so ineffective now

[hard spindle]

Yes sir I was so happy

[hard spindle]

Thank god

[void slate]

What do you think of this starter house I made?

[hard spindle]

We couldn't guess 💀

[hard spindle]

Very peter

[hushed hazel]

literally you can just dodge forward when the ice explodes and land a WA effortlessly

[dapper hazel]

woof

[void slate]

I like chocolate and milk with white

[hard spindle]

100% still made it cringe af

[hard spindle]

Dog

[hard spindle]

What's the white 😳

[void slate]

My dog

[wind axle]

moment

[void slate]

color

[hard spindle]

U have a v cute dog

Peter face reveal when?

[void slate]

I'm fat n ugly, do you wanna see

[hushed hazel]

bro the redmane castle music / festival of radahn music is so epic

[hard spindle]

Ofc 🙏 handsome peter

[golden mica]

good but not great, I think it's time for another theorycraft

[hushed hazel]

ima go fight that dragon rn

where is it again i forgot

[golden mica]

Caelid Highway south grace

[hushed hazel]

kk

[golden mica]

to the east of it

[wind axle]

You can 100% oneshot that boss with comet azur

[golden mica]

refer to video I just posted

[wind axle]

It's honestly one of the better ones to oneshot

You tapfired 💀

[hushed hazel]

ok im at the grace

[golden mica]

the one I just posted?!?!?

it's literally held down

[hushed hazel]

michael where is it from da grace

[wind axle]

Oh you mean the dragon

[golden mica]

east

[wind axle]

You're just low leveled for it

[hard spindle]

Michael L gamer dad magic moment

[golden mica]

I'm lvl 89?!?!?

[wind axle]

Yes

Also simply bad angle

[hushed hazel]

nah frost 89 is like what i did caelid at

[hard spindle]

But you are not cringe magic user

[golden mica]

I finished Caelid at like 70 odd lol

[hard spindle]

With magic

[golden mica]

no, I only changed to magic today

[hard spindle]

Nvm ur hot again 🙏

Now change back michael

[hushed hazel]

he was using night and flame before

[hard spindle]

I can read uno

[wind axle]

Shhh

[hard spindle]

Why r u unfriended sky 💀

[hushed hazel]

idk u unfriended me

[hard spindle]

What did u do 😭

[hard spindle]

LMAO WHAT U DO

[void slate]

I deleted

[hard spindle]

NOOOO PETER

[void slate]

You had 10 seconds so you had your chance

[hard spindle]

Now I have to wait till I get home and use better discord. Sadge

[hushed hazel]

i dont know 💀

[hard spindle]

💀 truly a randolando moment

[void slate]

Randolando is tight

[hard spindle]

Peter is tight

[thick orbit]

@void slate@hard spindleHope you guys are going great

[wind axle]

any caelid haters

[hushed hazel]

yes

[hard spindle]

How drunk r u. But same

[hard spindle]

I'm a Frost hater

[wind axle]

[hard spindle]

I'm sorry Frost that was messed

[wind axle]

it was

time for radahn round 2

[hard spindle]

Omg ren is in cams channel 😱 😱

[thick orbit]

yes

[wind axle]

cant wait to fight the cunt when he has twice the health and damage

[hard spindle]

Real ren face reveal (never seen before wdym)

[golden mica]

okay I officially give up on this build

[hard spindle]

Tried not being a skill issue

[wind axle]

skill issue

[golden mica]

what am I doing next

[wind axle]

become a moonveil + shield coper

[hard spindle]

Thank god go back to chad non magic 😭 😭

[golden mica]

something like that

[wind axle]

the dad loadout is moonveil + shield

[hard spindle]

Nawh Michael is no longer a skill issue he's come off magic

[golden mica]

moonveil seems so... so-so

[hard spindle]

Don't do it michael

[golden mica]

maybe cause I just suck at melee and unsheath spam

[hard spindle]

Don't be cringe. I believe in u. Stren dex build

[golden mica]

maybe faith build?!?!

[hard spindle]

STREN DEX BUILD COME ON MICHAEL

[hushed hazel]

michael just use dex samurais!!

[golden mica]

throw many spears?!?!

[hard spindle]

MICHAEL GO DOWN THE RIGHT PATH

STREN DEX MICHAEL I BELIEVE IN U

[golden mica]

NO I AM NEVER DOING STR DEX

I AM NOT SOULS PLAYER

[hard spindle]

WHY BOT PUSSY

[hard spindle]

BECOME ONE STOP BEING A PUSSY I BELIEVE IN U MA BOI

🙏 🙏

[wind axle]

Try bloodhounds fang then

Another dad weapon

Which I'm currently using

[golden mica]

the funny dash weapon?

[void slate]

You know you can get banned for using Better Discord

[hushed hazel]

nah, they don't

[hard spindle]

U can't rlly. Its against tos but they won't

[hushed hazel]

like technically it is bannable but they don't do it

[void slate]

Bot Pussy = Bussy

[hushed hazel]

i literally tested it

[hard spindle]

Plus if I do so what. Make a new account

[hushed hazel]

emailed discord asking "will u ban ppl for using better discord" and they said "nah"

[hard spindle]

LMAO

Sky has contacts at discord

Suddenly he's looking v exploitable 😫

[wind axle]

FUCK I JUST LOST 156K RUNES

I FUCKING HATE SIOFRA RIVER FUCK

[hard spindle]

So true

[golden mica]

THATS LIKE 5 MINUTES OF FARM

[wind axle]

yes

[hard spindle]

💀

[hushed hazel]

i used to run a discord server so i'd have to report a lot of ppl for breaking TOS, you can just email their t&s team

[wind axle]

i dont farm, its cringe

[hard spindle]

OMG I LOST 3 PENNYS OH NO

[hard spindle]

Frost I never realised how based u were

[wind axle]

youll lose your penis in a second

gonna suck it right off

[void slate]

You lost 3 p**s???

[hard spindle]

Nvm you are such a loser. There breaking tos 🤓

[void slate]

There breaking toes

[hard spindle]

Wait nvm discord breaking tos is actually like pedos and shi innit

[hushed hazel]

yea, mainly groomers

[hard spindle]

Yes I still have 4

[hushed hazel]

there's so many groomers on discord 💀

[void slate]

Hey guys do you know that entire train traffic in Poland has been screwed today because of an apparent cyber attack? 🆒

[hard spindle]

Look in the mirror a lot?

[hushed hazel]

[void slate]

Did you hack our trains 🥺

[hushed hazel]

yes

[hard spindle]

Sky couldn't hack shi

[proven shard]

you know what though. i once told a server owner about a p*do in there server. and i got banned for it. he never was reported to discord.

[hard spindle]

He's a dumb himbo

[hushed hazel]

im a computer science student 😭

[proven shard]

you know why they kept him around?

[hard spindle]

Yuh a shit one

But thank you for telling me sky will be exploring you bc I am a boomer at computers

I MEANT EXPLOITING

[void slate]

Well apparently Alstom train company said that it's their fault because they formatted time wrong

[hard spindle]

AUTOCORRECT I SWEAR

[proven shard]

[golden mica]

I don't know which is worse tbh

[hard spindle]

The first 💀

The first is v sus

[hushed hazel]

exploring 🤨

[void slate]

Randolando exploring Sky 😳

[proven shard]

i wish they would explore me.

[hushed hazel]

btw didnt they say they nerfed mimic???

why does it have double my hp

[hard spindle]

😭 bro what

[void slate]

I bet some hot local girl in your area would take a crack at it

[golden mica]

steam hated my int build so much it crashed 💀

[hard spindle]

Nerfed it's ai and attack damage I think

[proven shard]

i didnt mean that sky. i meant the internet provider....which might also be worse

[hushed hazel]

did they buff its health though?

[void slate]

Sky is tight

[hard spindle]

Gotta see what he says in my dms 😳

[proven shard]

thats what .......

[hushed hazel]

will confirm i sent rando thigh pictures

[hard spindle]

It looks way more ngl

[hard spindle]

DONT TALK ABOUT THAT PPL GONNA THINK IM GAY

[hushed hazel]

you are

[proven shard]

or one of you is

[hard spindle]

It Is not as bad as it sounds I promise 💀

[hushed hazel]

i'm half gay

[hard spindle]

It was just him in his trackies sitting on his chair

[hushed hazel]

lmfao

[hard spindle]

Saved though.....

[proven shard]

im trying to find out. how we cant see that as bad

[proven shard]

just his trakkies?

[void slate]

Harry Potter and the Half-Gay Prince

[proven shard]

same

[cold nebula]

I appealed my FB ban to something in the EU

[hard spindle]

Yuh just his trakkies it's a normal pic

[proven shard]

lol

[void slate]

What were you banned for

[hard spindle]

Being moon

[cold nebula]

I told to an obvious fake account to go blow some steam

I was flagged for violence and bullying

[proven shard]

no i mean. was his trakkies around his ankles or fully on?

[hard spindle]

💀

[proven shard]

lol

[hard spindle]

LMAO FULLY ON

[void slate]

They should blow some origin and uplay and gog and battle.net too

[hard spindle]

NAWH WHY WOULD U THINK THA 😭 😭 😭

[void slate]

RANDOLANDO!!!

[hushed hazel]

who wears they clothes at they ankles

if ur gonna take them off just take them off

[void slate]

your mom

[proven shard]

taking dem nudes

[hard spindle]

Ignore these weirdos man but hmu rn

[hushed hazel]

mfs who takes nudes are mentally ill

[hard spindle]

💀

[void slate]

Dance With Me

[proven shard]

i have a wierd mind

[void slate]

Or are actors in adult video industry

[hard spindle]

Just say ur single

[hushed hazel]

i got ben and jerries rn

[hard spindle]

Proof?

[proven shard]

i mean if they want to see it, why not?

[void slate]

Will you tanz mit mir? @hard spindle

[hushed hazel]

ye

[hard spindle]

Anything 4 u

[void slate]

Do they pay well?

[hushed hazel]

i am indeed maidenless

[hard spindle]

Bro playing both sides and still lost 💀

[proven shard]

not for you. you have to give them money.....or so your mum says

[hard spindle]

Shitter

[hushed hazel]

u right

[void slate]

Twitter Shitter Glitter Critter

[hard spindle]

Ong twitter is actually peak

I am glad I got it

No regrets

[proven shard]

the amount of naked people on twitter is great.
i mean, if i looked which i dont

[hard spindle]

BRO WHAT

[hushed hazel]

nsfw twitter artists when they realise no one will ever love them

[hard spindle]

U need to chill istg

[hard spindle]

If I looked on yo twitter now u follow some of em don't u?

[hushed hazel]

he's down bad for queen marika

[hushed hazel]

i dont have a twitter account 💀

[hard spindle]

Instagram then

[proven shard]

thats what everyone says. but we know you do

[hushed hazel]

i barely use insta

[proven shard]

idk. i never said anything. i dont look at porn on twitter....nope

[hushed hazel]

i only hav eit for when my irl friends need to contact me

[hard spindle]

Yuh exactly. Only look at it to see spicy accounts

[proven shard]

snapchat?

[hushed hazel]

if i wanna see bad bitches i just check my discord dms fr

[hushed hazel]

don't own snapchat either

[hard spindle]

Why did you feel the need to tell me this 💀

[hard spindle]

Do you only use discord sky?

[hushed hazel]

yes

i'm not a big social media person

[hard spindle]

This why yo ass single 😭 😭 😭

[proven shard]

for the memes

[hushed hazel]

for people i know irl i prefer to just talk to em irl

[hard spindle]

What u do when bitches ask for the snap

[hard spindle]

Is that why you have had great success with women?

[hushed hazel]

listen bro if a baddie ask me for the snap i'll make it on the spot

i'm johnny on the spot fr

[hard spindle]

That won't look creepy at all having an account with 0 snapscore

[signal iris]

did you not see the video i posted?

[hushed hazel]

i actually don't know any women i find attractive 💀

never tried

[proven shard]

make a snap ....

[hard spindle]

Sky r u sure ur not gay or only ugly ppl live in ur endbs😭

[hushed hazel]

nah my ends is uggies

i live near manchester my guy

[hard spindle]

Also get snap I know a baddie

[hard spindle]

Wait. So do i tf

Me and sky live close???

Where abouts man?

[golden mica]

I've seen videos of it, doesn't mean I understood you had to hold

either way, I've tried it, I don't like it, off to a new build

it was a worthwhile use of time

[wind axle]

At least you have funny spell

[proven shard]

awww you guys would be cute together

[signal iris]

thanks discord

[hushed hazel]

its not like right next to it, live near buxton

[hard spindle]

Why u making it weird

[proven shard]

cause im scottish

[void slate]

❤️ Discord ❤️

[hushed hazel]

got that buxton spring water on lockdown

[hard spindle]

Omg ur 20 mins away. Chorley man

[hard spindle]

No bc ur weird

[proven shard]

when is the big date?

[hushed hazel]

lmfaoo

[hard spindle]

Please stop being a creep

[hushed hazel]

allota dudes in my density clan live p close to me

[hard spindle]

OMG ME U LID DUK CAN HAVE AN IRL RAID

Irl day 1 raid 😩

[hushed hazel]

vow of the dusty yute lan raid

[proven shard]

im kidding

[wind axle]

God caelid fucking suckckckkkssksks

[hushed hazel]

yup

[hard spindle]

Ong when the meet up 😳

One wire cut the day 1 team sinks

[hushed hazel]

sabotage

[hushed hazel]

what u getting me for my birthday

[hard spindle]

When is it?

[hushed hazel]

24th

[void slate]

#💬destiny-chat

[hard spindle]

Also depends what am I getting?

[hushed hazel]

starbound

[hard spindle]

Actually I will bake u a cake. Randolando is unironically a cracked chef

[hushed hazel]

i can barely cook

[hard spindle]

Have it

[hushed hazel]

i can make breakfast and thats about it

[hard spindle]

I will bake u a cake and meal then ma boi 🙏 🙏

[hushed hazel]

bacon egg beans black pudding scrambled egg goes hard though

[hard spindle]

U gotta buy me da train ticket and pick me up though

[hushed hazel]

im broke

[hard spindle]

Nawh replace that egg with scholaps

[wind axle]

average day in the rural state of Ohio

[hard spindle]

Okay pick me up from the train station then

[hushed hazel]

east london

[thorn ruin]

👋🏻

[hushed hazel]

i own borderlands the pre sequel and never played it

[lament egret]

we love ohio

[signal iris]

@lament egret how much money can u spend on a game?

[lament egret]

wdym like how much can i pitch in myself atm?

[golden mica]

@wind axle thoughts on faith + blasph blade

[hushed hazel]

blaphemous blade is op

[wind axle]

@golden mica 🗿

[lament egret]

i could do 15 atm 💀

[hushed hazel]

i have a friend who does faith builds and some of his incants do like 2500 per cast

[wind axle]

good build but i dont like blasph blade cause its slow af

[hushed hazel]

death lightning is especially nutty

[vital roost]

we do not

[signal iris]

damn, that's $20.44 aud
i was gonna say i can buy elden ring off humble bundle 20% off
but...

[golden mica]

I still don't like it cause I feel so weak for general usage, glint stones are fkn pebbles

so we just ignore the fact I wasted a full day on this, and we theorycraft what I'm doing now

[hushed hazel]

i 9 shot that boss with melees

[wind axle]

Fair

[signal iris]

just be further away from the boss, once glass cannons get hit, there is no second chance
this comet has insane range

[hushed hazel]

yea i cant do magic builds unless im using like, dark moon greatsword

i just feel so weak

[lament egret]

me when i go full samurai

I will 100% powerstance katanas

[hushed hazel]

i powerstance a katana with 84 dex, it feels great

• dual wield samurai drip

[signal iris]

bloodlust?

dual wielding is fun ngl

[hushed hazel]

wht

[smoky matrix]

when you go expecting grass and its just s l u d g e

thank you miyazaki

[hushed hazel]

i loove poison bog

[smoky matrix]

can I slurp it

[hushed hazel]

[signal iris]

the boss there is kinda pain, good luck lemur

[hushed hazel]

that's the shaded fort or w/e right

[signal iris]

@smoky matrix call on me if u ever want jolly cooperation

[hushed hazel]

any elden ringers in off topic want to indulge in some player versus player

[signal iris]

no, i will lose and i am at work

should i install elden ring on my laptop mayhaps?

[hushed hazel]

(magic user)

[signal iris]

i am not confident in my ability to pvp with magic

[smoky matrix]

SIR

DO YOU MIND

[hushed hazel]

activate windows

[smoky matrix]

no

[hushed hazel]

yes

[mild crystal]

sup

[wind axle]

time to crave death for the next few hours

[hushed hazel]

summon me.

[wind axle]

perhaps

[hushed hazel]

im half asleep though so excuse my poor skill

im saving energy for my interview

[wind axle]

ill try it solo a couple times, if i get skill issued too hard ill call u

[hushed hazel]

bet

[hard spindle]

PICK ME UP OR IM NOT COMING

[vestal ember]

hello chat box i have returned

[hushed hazel]

i cannot

[golden mica]

[vestal ember]

must start drinking

[golden mica]

in the time that you were gone, I finished, rebirthed and tried the build, decided I didn't like it, and now having a sulk playing density as I figure out new build

[vestal ember]

str build?

[hard spindle]

Why not 😭

[golden mica]

probably either noobveil, double bleed katana or faith + blasph blade

[golden mica]

or some dashy thing that frosty suggested

[vestal ember]

dashy thing

@hushed hazel pvp?

[hushed hazel]

sure

[wind axle]

wow that was a lot easier than i thought

[wind axle]

bloodhound's fang

[vestal ember]

bloodhound abuser

[wind axle]

the streamer sword

[vestal ember]

please show up to the pvp arena at the elden throne 🤓

[hushed hazel]

ok sir

[vestal ember]

password: P

frost fomo'd from this pvp session because he newgamed

[hushed hazel]

i am here

[vestal ember]

it would appear that you cant place down red signs in the elden throne

goodbye forever.

[hushed hazel]

yea you cant

thats weird asf 😭

@vestal ember i put my sign just outside the door

i wanna see if you can walk in there

[vestal ember]

probably will have the multiplayer boundary

[wind axle]

[vestal ember]

[hushed hazel]

have you not beat the boss yet??

[vestal ember]

i have

[hushed hazel]

weird

[vestal ember]

it just summoned a fog wall so i went through it to see what it'd do

[hushed hazel]

lmfao

@vestal ember freezing lake pvp

[vestal ember]

i was gonna @ u and tell u to go there

[hushed hazel]

hive mind

my sign down by the grace

ow

ouch

i have no range

[vestal ember]

my lightning spear is a little broken

i wont use that

[hushed hazel]

nah idm

[mild crystal]

is this xbox chat

where is moon ?

[hushed hazel]

pure luck

[vestal ember]

where parry

[hushed hazel]

nowhere

[vestal ember]

also my great rune wasnt activated 😠

[hushed hazel]

i cant even use great runes

[mild crystal]

o you are mad

I have a stupid hat in elden ring

[wind axle]

elden ring just crashed 💀

[hard spindle]

Who won then?

[hushed hazel]

ouchie

[hard spindle]

Who won the 1v1?

[vestal ember]

sky

[hushed hazel]

its 3 1 to krypted rn

[wind axle]

fist only 1v1 when

[hushed hazel]

i need to grab a crossbow or smth

owww

bloodhound step poke coping

[vestal ember]

lol

[hushed hazel]

i would use bh step but malenia more fun for me

[wind axle]

whose fucking fault is that 🗿

[hushed hazel]

lmfao

[wind axle]

WHAT THE FUCK

IT SPAWNED ME UNDER THE MAP AND I DIED

[hushed hazel]

LOL YOU GOT INVADED BY A HACKER

[smoky matrix]

OH NO

[wind axle]

i didnt

[smoky matrix]

HE GOT THE DEATHLOOP

[hushed hazel]

nah u did

[wind axle]

i didnt

[hushed hazel]

thats what that is

[hard spindle]

Shitter

[wind axle]

you cant get invaded solo without using the item or using the pool

game just glitched out

also

[hard spindle]

LMAO

[wind axle]

okay now the game crashed again thank you fromsoft

very cool fromsoft

[cold nebula]

Elden Ring is just another Dark Souls

[wind axle]

no way???

[cold nebula]

Prepares to be destroyed in comments

[hushed hazel]

damn, dced

[vestal ember]

con error moment

[smoky matrix]

yes that's literally what it is

isn't it also in the dark souls timeline or something

story wise I mean

[hushed hazel]

i dont think so

[wind axle]

Ngl the black knife assassin summon is so fucking good

[hushed hazel]

it shreds

[smoky matrix]

I heard someone say it was a prequel/sequel but I forgor

[wind axle]

Too bad they're all pieces of shit in lore tho

[hard spindle]

R u dumb

[hushed hazel]

dont think so

[hushed hazel]

didnt they ||kill iji??||

spoiler failer 💀

[smoky matrix]

yes??

[wind axle]

You fucking monkey

[hushed hazel]

i mistyped my bad.

[wind axle]

And yes

[hard spindle]

Apparently 😹

[wind axle]

I wanna murder them all using their own

[smoky matrix]

I can't believe it took you this long to realise

[wind axle]

Btw jerren looks a lot like gael

[hushed hazel]

LMFAO WHAT WAS THAT KRYPTED

[vestal ember]

u like?

[hard spindle]

Please do not talk to me

[vestal ember]

🙂

[hushed hazel]

is that the giant fire whip

of course 💀

[smoky matrix]

you talked to me first, now you have to put up with me

[wind axle]

they actually put my fucking runes out of the map 💀

[cold nebula]

I feel sad, depressed and lonely

[smoky matrix]

rip bozoid

[hard spindle]

I will post your paint nails again and roast them

Yuh not so tough now twink 🙏

[smoky matrix]

I bought some more nailpolish the other day

[hard spindle]

But not shown me any lemur hand updates 😭

Tf. Are we even friends?

[smoky matrix]

no because I scuffed my nails really bad when I was watching a lecture cause I got bored

so now I gotta wait for them to heal

[hard spindle]

How tf are u doing ur nails on class???

[hard spindle]

Show anyways 🙏

We are friends I don't judge man

[smoky matrix]

online class

[hard spindle]

Ur still online

Tf???

[vestal ember]

HUGE 28 DAMAGE RIPOSTE

[wind axle]

cockron

i just fucking fell off i hate this game

[vestal ember]

oh

[smoky matrix]

nah only one of my lectures is still online, but they're still livestreamed, and I dont' wanna commute 1 hour on public transport at 6 in da morning to get to campus

[vestal ember]

i didnt know u were buffing mb lol

[hushed hazel]

huge gameplay

[hushed hazel]

lmfao all good

[smoky matrix]

no the actual nails are all messed up and uneven cause I was fidgeting

[hushed hazel]

😭

[golden mica]

@vestal ember pls confirm what I should use, I need guidance :weaary

[hushed hazel]

THE PARRYY

[vestal ember]

double bleed katana

[hushed hazel]

i did it

the 71 poise really helped

[vestal ember]

that bleed proc 😩

time to double vyke's war spear

[hushed hazel]

i realised that i had 14 poise with my drip on 💀

[twilit ice]

any lost ark players

[vestal ember]

yes

[wind axle]

time to kill myself

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

do one bleed one frost

you can proc both bleed and frostbite for even more damage

builds it up slower though

time to fight 1 of me using 2 of me

[vestal ember]

@hushed hazel i think my game just froze

[hushed hazel]

yea

i got insta netcoded

[vestal ember]

[hard spindle]

Yuh dm me anyways man. I need someone to bully support

[wind axle]

i just lost 💀

they significantly reduced mimic tear health it seems

damage still kinda the same tho

[vestal ember]

even at +10?

[smoky matrix]

why do you wanna see my chipped and messed up unpainted nails so much weirdo

[wind axle]

yeah, but maybe its just cause im on ng+ and the evil clone has maxed out gear

i just walked off the edge again i fucking hate this game so much

[smoky matrix]

actual coordination issue

[somber anvil]

Hes a bit closeted u see

[smoky matrix]

what do literally just normal nails have to do with being closeted

[hushed hazel]

what weapon is that

[somber anvil]

Means hes weird with things

[exotic leaf]

im pretty sure they patched mimic so it’s not as OP anymore

[smoky matrix]

they changed its ai

[hushed hazel]

ohhh

[wind axle]

its still pretty decent

[vestal ember]

most broken ash of war for pvp

[exotic leaf]

i do i bet they’re cute

[vestal ember]

aside from bloodhound

[wind axle]

but i think ill probably stick to black knife tiche from now on

[hard spindle]

No particular reason. I'm rlly nice and would never want them for any ill intentioned reasons. Also ironic u calling me the weirdo

[thick orbit]

@exotic leaf

hi

[somber anvil]

@thick orbit

[hard spindle]

See thats what I'm saying. He should share

[smoky matrix]

they are literally just normal nails that are uneven and scuffed cause I picked at them 💀

[exotic leaf]

i’m just sitting here hanging out with my jellyfish like

[thick orbit]

@somber anvil

[hard spindle]

Share them man :D

[thick orbit]

@somber anvil @exotic leaf I am really drunk just sayin

[exotic leaf]

@thick orbit darling hello

[thick orbit]

[somber anvil]

Hi@thick orbit

[hard spindle]

ONG FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
JELLY GOATED

[thick orbit]

HELLLO

[vestal ember]

@exotic leaf come frozen lake!!

[smoky matrix]

jelly is very goated

[thick orbit]

I LOVE YOU ALL

[hard spindle]

I wasn't talking to you

[thick orbit]

DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES JUST DO IT

[hard spindle]

How many drinks have u had 💀

[thick orbit]

yes

[exotic leaf]

Ren have you shown navist your cool background yet that you showed me a while ago

[somber anvil]

Ren is an alcholic but we love her

[hard spindle]

Elaborate Lewis?

[exotic leaf]

I will not

[hard spindle]

Autocorrect moment

Calling u Lewis now 🙏

[exotic leaf]

wanna compare cuticles

[wind axle]

mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.

[hard spindle]

Frost please control urself

[wind axle]

no

[hard spindle]

Average souls player

[exotic leaf]

GOO GOO GAH GAH I NEED SOME MILK

[wind axle]

wait i cant interact with this grace what the fuck

[thick orbit]

hey

[hard spindle]

💀

[smoky matrix]

big weapon

[thick orbit]

I DID AND HE LAUGHED

[somber anvil]

https://c.tenor.com/VS1yjgr_gpkAAAAM/kisebae-kisebaes.gif

[hard spindle]

That is the worst interaction I have ever read

[thick orbit]

RANDO I LOVE YOU HOPE YOU ACVHEIVE EVERYTHING

[exotic leaf]

NVM OKAY LOL

[thick orbit]

[hard spindle]

I have better discord for a reason dw

[thick orbit]

[exotic leaf]

sadge i missed it

[thick orbit]

LOVE YOU ALL LET ME TAKE YOUR BURDENS

[somber anvil]

Ok

Im gonna dm you everything that happened since october

[hard spindle]

My burden is reading this chat

[exotic leaf]

it’s giving kirkhammer for me bestie

[somber anvil]

This is a long story

[golden mica]

[thick orbit]

DM ME

[exotic leaf]

dis is me

[somber anvil]

@golden mica omg cutie

[thick orbit]

[vestal ember]

no way i got u with that and my nvidia wasnt recording

[hushed hazel]

LMFAO

[hard spindle]

Explain

[hushed hazel]

i have no good dex pvp weapons

like, fun ones i mean

[hard spindle]

We want to know how much of a shitter sky is

[hard spindle]

Stop crying

[thick orbit]

Eveyerone #donate FOR FUNNY PINK NAME

[hard spindle]

Ren sober up bro 😭

[exotic leaf]

im still a low level lmao i tried to fight the|| dragonic tree sentinel || and got my ass whooped lmao

[hushed hazel]

wait wait

@vestal ember give me a minute i wanna go grab something to try

[exotic leaf]

Donate another $100 abd i’ll tell Welfare about it so he knows it’s you

[vestal ember]

ok

[thick orbit]

I already donated $205

Some say I am top daontor I think

[exotic leaf]

next time i see him i’ll ask 💀

[hard spindle]

It's a trap kill him whilst he runnin

[thick orbit]

I believe when me and navist talked about it I was

[hard spindle]

Wait fr?

[thick orbit]

Yes lol

[hard spindle]

ren why 😭

[thick orbit]

Donator 2 and Aidan Fox are the ones I donated for

I hate my first name

[exotic leaf]

damn donate to me

[hard spindle]

Why need accs?

[thick orbit]

PLEASE DONT CALL ME MY FIRST NAME

[exotic leaf]

your first name is cutie pie wdym

[hard spindle]

SHUT UP MY MONEY

[thick orbit]

Nah you are the cute

[exotic leaf]

shut up i’m cute i get priority

[thick orbit]

See Lew is the cute

[hard spindle]

Bitch please you look like a toaster that was thrown down the stairs

[golden mica]

time to reopen elden ring and face my mistakes 😩

[exotic leaf]

id insult you rando but you’d just be a baby back bitch again who DMs me and tell me to stop :)

[wind axle]

[golden mica]

again

[hard spindle]

Bitch that never happened. Cry more

[wind axle]

Copium

[hard spindle]

It's fake new Michael. U really gonna listen to Lew 🙏

[golden mica]

😩 I can't decide, part of me wants to go faith or whatever it is so I can have a ton of buffing incantations
but I can't bare running another bad build

[hushed hazel]

oh nvm @vestal ember i gotta get off for a bit

[golden mica]

I donno man, lew is a real red name, that's kinda pog

[smoky matrix]

Berkut got hacked donot click on anything

[wind axle]

Buffing incantations are kinda mid tho no lie

[hard spindle]

I'm a real randolando name though 😳

[wind axle]

Bro got Frosted 💀

[vestal ember]

goodbye forever

[hushed hazel]

goodbye

[hard spindle]

Wait r u fr 💀

[vestal ember]

it is now frosts turn to pvp.

[smoky matrix]

yeah lol

[golden mica]

💀

[vestal ember]

@wind axle freezing lake. now.

[smoky matrix]

he messaged me on steam

[hard spindle]

I was gonna say and I thought u were stupid

[wind axle]

Helping my brother out with some tech shit rn

[smoky matrix]

told me to tell people

[hard spindle]

He is the world's dumbest mf oml

[wind axle]

I ain't even at altus yet

[thick orbit]

I would dm Rando and everyone eelse here but worried I would leak about how much I love them

[hard spindle]

Tell him he's braindead

[vestal ember]

looks like its @golden mica s turn

[thick orbit]

Don't tell anyone here please

[hard spindle]

I would ask u to sober up but I feel special being mentioned by name

[hushed hazel]

i hacked him

[wind axle]

Michael might I suggest being a bonafide spellblade

[thick orbit]

Sober me hates you but we don't like them

[hushed hazel]

@vestal ember 1v1 me clash royale

[hard spindle]

U couldn't hack yo way outta a rice crispies box

[thick orbit]

I hate sober me tbh they have too many memories

[vestal ember]

no 💀

[hushed hazel]

your mother is clapped

[hard spindle]

Tf? Sober u sucks. Thank you drunk ren. I will be blocking sober ren

[thick orbit]

True~! Everyone hates sober

[hard spindle]

Crying bc you have crippling mommy issues sky?

[hushed hazel]

i'll put my mother on the chat rn

[exotic leaf]

sad + pathetic tbh

[barren dagger]

🤨

[golden mica]

sir I literally do not have a build

[thick orbit]

[hard spindle]

Mom being here =/= not having mommy issues

[vestal ember]

church of elleh time

[twilit ice]

i hate yall mfs

[exotic leaf]

good i hate you too

[twilit ice]

wrog chat

[vestal ember]

your build is literally finding a weapon and dropping it to me to upgrade nerd

[hard spindle]

Wanna leak the part where u started being cringe and comforting? Was kinda gay

[hushed hazel]

LMFAO

[hard spindle]

OMG WROG CHAT 😱 😱 😱

[hushed hazel]

grog chat

randolando 1v1 me apex legends

[twilit ice]

1v1 irl

[hushed hazel]

bet

[hard spindle]

1v1 me in a game I care about and isn't so dead

[thick orbit]

God I love you ||Also luna and all my friends||

[twilit ice]

glock 19s

[exotic leaf]

awww because your stupid feelings got hurt? and you had to block me because i was laughing at your pathetic living situation??? awwww was

[hard spindle]

1v1 me irl 😳

[thick orbit]

[hushed hazel]

ok im getting on the train rn

you're boutta get folded bro i did 10 years of mma

[hard spindle]

When did I block u 💀

[thick orbit]

LOVE YOU ASLL PEOPLE IKE EVEYR DAY

[vestal ember]

proof

[twilit ice]

1v1 with the mac 11s

[hard spindle]

Okay twink

[thick orbit]

Ngl I had you on block

[barren dagger]

interesting chat

[thick orbit]

[twilit ice]

lol

[hushed hazel]

american mfs say "1v1" and they mean "lets see who's gun shoots faster"
british mfs say "1v1" and they mean a dagger duel

[hard spindle]

That's so sick I didn't know who u were till like 8 days ago ngl

[thick orbit]

I block many people here ngl

[exotic leaf]

i’m about to honestly

[thick orbit]

Not many people know me ngl

[vestal ember]

this is not density chat

[twilit ice]

pull out the 9 rn ho

[hard spindle]

I hate this bot

[thick orbit]

But i know people cause I stalk them all the time

[hard spindle]

[hushed hazel]

i stalk rando im outside his house rn

[thick orbit]

[exotic leaf]

i hate annoying cringe people

[barren dagger]

gonna get popcorn for this chat, it is very fun to read

[exotic leaf]

fat block detected

[thick orbit]

[hard spindle]

Oh no person I don't care about #8181 is gonna block me I'm so sad

[exotic leaf]

but you i love you

[hushed hazel]

i have ben and jerry

[thick orbit]

I love you too

[hard spindle]

I think Cameron ghosted me after mother's day moment 💀

[golden mica]

😩 is faith good at all? I kinda want to do some kind of incantation + weapons build

[hard spindle]

We should be good

[vestal ember]

yes

[thick orbit]

Welfare never replied to my dm ;-;

[barren dagger]

[hushed hazel]

krypted rolled me with faith

[golden mica]

👀

[exotic leaf]

LMFAO he gets so much bullshit every day

[hard spindle]

We can always resort to.....yeetim if he is ded

[barren dagger]

are we thinking about the same cameron?

[wind axle]

Helping my brother out with some tech shit rn

[wind axle]

[vestal ember]

now copy it.

[hard spindle]

There is only one Cameron in our team yes?

[hushed hazel]

thats why you were killing me

[thick orbit]

IKR~! Gonna call his mum on him

[vestal ember]

[hard spindle]

Tf is there a 3rd Cameron duk???

[hushed hazel]

im level 150 💀

[golden mica]

"faith"
70 int 💀

[barren dagger]

i know a cameron but idk if its the cameron you know

[wind axle]

99 vigor headass

[hushed hazel]

i was like "damn i guess he has mad faith"

[vestal ember]

all you'll ever need

[hushed hazel]

but nah bro was just max level

[hard spindle]

WHO IS CALLED CAMERON ON OUR GTFO TEAM

[barren dagger]

i honestly dont know

[wind axle]

Btw D's sword is really good for faith/incantation builds iirc

[hard spindle]

You are so useless

[barren dagger]

this is the cameron I know

[hard spindle]

Lf1 gtfo memember

[scarlet frigate]

Bruh

[hushed hazel]

@wind axle bro i was pvping this krypted guy for so long not realising he's 3x my level

[hard spindle]

Unpaid intern brainlet

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-love-cat-heart-cat-heart-eyes-heart-eyes-gif-23823346

[vestal ember]

me 🙂

[barren dagger]

ok college finished now

[hushed hazel]

i was thinking he just had rlly good vigor and faith but nah bro was just triple my level 💀

[hard spindle]

WAIT WOULD U ACTUALLY

[barren dagger]

im going home now

[hard spindle]

WE HAVE ANOTHER GTFO MEMBER LETS GO

[vestal ember]

no

[thick orbit]

Still only played 5%

[hard spindle]

Come on were cracked. We on d1 already man

[vestal ember]

💀

[hard spindle]

Join us DNA. Join da backup team

[vestal ember]

IM DONE THE GAME SIR

[hushed hazel]

LF1M for risk of rain 2

[hard spindle]

It changes

[vestal ember]

when was last update

[hushed hazel]

(be good at game)

[hard spindle]

Idk lemme check

But rundown change every so often man. So new levels new enemy's new bosses new weapons

[vestal ember]

gtfo is a sweat pve game

[hushed hazel]

rando what is GTFO

[vestal ember]

i want to sweat in elden ring pvp 😡

[golden mica]

something like this or??

[hard spindle]

Not rlly. We haven't sweated it that hard and we got far

[hushed hazel]

krypted im gonna farm to level 500 and oneshot you with moonveil

[hard spindle]

A cool game u should get

[vestal ember]

why are you getting 2 arcane sir

[vestal ember]

💀 gl

[hushed hazel]

i spent all my money on subway

[hard spindle]

Are u fucking w me

[hushed hazel]

no

[golden mica]

I think samurai has base 9?

[vestal ember]

oh

[hushed hazel]

i had subway for lunch it cost me £16

[hard spindle]

Ur so fat

[thick orbit]

Anyone wanna get married?

[vestal ember]

it was throwing me off because base arcane said 7 and current was 9

[exotic leaf]

it’s 8 i think

[hushed hazel]

bro i ordered for my dad too

[exotic leaf]

yes

[golden mica]

I couldn't select my class so had to guess

[vestal ember]

i literally just got off the game smh

[hard spindle]

Also rip last update was Dec 9th dna

[thick orbit]

[golden mica]

ty based lew

[hard spindle]

Still fat

[hushed hazel]

rando ill flex on u again

[thick orbit]

I don't know what to say never gotten this far before

[hard spindle]

Flex what? Ur 4 incher

[vestal ember]

you want the build i was using?

[golden mica]

get your ass back online, I need to use you for getting a larvae

[hard spindle]

Nothing. This is the part where u stop talking

[vestal ember]

i cant drop those dummy

[hushed hazel]

16 inch bicep flex

[golden mica]

help me kill whatever has it

[hard spindle]

Unironically true.

[vestal ember]

[golden mica]

Something that has incantations + fun weapons

[thick orbit]

Oh okay... guess this is why tinder girls stopped talking to me

[hard spindle]

Wait dna. Have u completed rundown 6 fully 💀

[hushed hazel]

ok im gonna go work out bye chat

i will back for more elden ring soon

[vestal ember]

that wasnt in the game last time i played i think

[hard spindle]

Good. Its the ultimate power flex leave em on red

[hard spindle]

According to your last played it woulda been rundown 6

[vestal ember]

i didnt finish that then

[hard spindle]

Rundown 6 released 6th dec

[hard spindle]

U should join us sometime 😳

[thick orbit]

If we get married I can flex on peopel that I married you

[exotic leaf]

anything for you angel

[vestal ember]

only incantations you're gonna use are lightning spear and buffs

[hard spindle]

How far did u get man?

[thick orbit]

idk where I am going and I am really really drunk

[hard spindle]

I would rather kill myself ngl

[vestal ember]

probably floor 2 or 3 after the update

[thick orbit]

[golden mica]

sounds perfect

[hard spindle]

Sheesh we on da final floor man join us sometime 🙏 🙏

Someone has to tap out on Saturday u should take there place

[vestal ember]

41 faith, rest go into vigor, end and mostly dex

incants scale with dex, lightning spear goated with dex

[golden mica]

does mind matter much then?

[vestal ember]

i dont have any good boosters

[vestal ember]

a bit

[hard spindle]

dont need em dw

[vestal ember]

you can either sacrifice points for mana

[signal iris]

chat, berkut got hacked, LOL

[hard spindle]

boosters help but there rlly not that crucial

[vestal ember]

or you can drink the koolaid potion

[hard spindle]

we know already

[exotic leaf]

yes i am depressed over it

[vestal ember]

i just need boosters for ammo because im an actual pig with ammo

[exotic leaf]

[hard spindle]

good

[hard spindle]

nawh dw. we got ammo conservation tactic extreme. we will show u da way ma boi

[signal iris]

unfortunate, i was having a serious conversation w him

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/RVsaKA8.png

[hard spindle]

u will probs run out at some point but trust us DNA we know da ammo way. I will teach u

JOIN US ON SATURDAY

[vestal ember]

less mind more dex

[hard spindle]

pls 🥺

[vestal ember]

you can just drink koolaid potion

[exotic leaf]

i was also in the middle of a conversation abd now i have no way to speak with him

[golden mica]

41 dex 15 mind 👍

[vestal ember]

i wont have my computer on saturday

im going home to celebrate my brother and dads birthday weekend

[hard spindle]

nooooo. join us in the future maybe ?

[exotic leaf]

it feels illegal when i level dex

[golden mica]

idk what dex even does 💀

[hard spindle]

tf dex is goated though

[hushed hazel]

im back cos my gym is busy

[vestal ember]

fo sho i wanted to clear those lower floors

[vestal ember]

it makes you cast things faster

[exotic leaf]

it makes you faster basically and more nimble

[hushed hazel]

dex is for katanas and stuff like that, but it also increases animation speed for stuff

[golden mica]

oh neat

[signal iris]

i have him on steam

[hard spindle]

yuh man. we just completed floor 3 fully and let me tell u. we looked into the eyes of god bro. It was so sick

[thick orbit]

@exotic leaf

[smoky matrix]

should I be getting dex with a str build

[exotic leaf]

give him a kissy for me thnx

[thick orbit]

Idk what I was gonna say

[smoky matrix]

I've put like no points into dex

[golden mica]

@vestal ember what weapons should I be hunting so I can check the reqs for them

[hushed hazel]

not really

[hard spindle]

yikers

[exotic leaf]

you’re precious

[vestal ember]

86 dex lightning spear cast speed

[vestal ember]

you already have moonveil use that until you get hand of malenia

[hard spindle]

ignore him dex and str goated toghther

[signal iris]

@exotic leaf

[smoky matrix]

using ugs

[hard spindle]

bro tf r u listening to

[vestal ember]

a friends playlist

that song wasnt it

[exotic leaf]

i need to do her quest i don’t even know where to start t

[hard spindle]

💀

[hushed hazel]

have u killed loretta

[exotic leaf]

i did

[hushed hazel]

u go to her tower in the back left out once ur out of loretta’s boss room

[signal iris]

place with hands, after the boss, there are 3 towers

[thick orbit]

wow you deafend

[smoky matrix]

gotta go to rannis rise past loretta

[thick orbit]

[golden mica]

1. moonveil has nothing to do with faith?!?!
2. HoM is literally the final boss weapon

[exotic leaf]

OHHHHH okay thank u guys

[hushed hazel]

malenia not the final boss

[vestal ember]

moonveil for DEX you noob

[hushed hazel]

malenia is a side boss

[vestal ember]

or use uchigatana / nagakiba

[exotic leaf]

WHAT NO I WAS WATCHING SIMS

[golden mica]

oh... TIL

[thick orbit]

[golden mica]

I swear it was... i'm going crazy

[hushed hazel]

shes not even a main story boss

[vital roost]

chat berkut got his account hacked

[hushed hazel]

[vital roost]

everyone point and laugh

[hushed hazel]

malenia is a side boss, completely optional

[golden mica]

[exotic leaf]

no

[signal iris]

im trying to get him to tell me what he did

[hushed hazel]

you only even find malenia naturally thru millicent’s quest

[hard spindle]

https://tenor.com/view/19dollar-fortnite-card-pass-the-burrito-down-pass-the-fortnite-card-down-gif-20220084

[signal iris]

he said it was embarrassing and he doesn't wanna talk about it

[wind axle]

he did a frost

[hard spindle]

wrong gif but equally as hawt

[thick orbit]

no

[hushed hazel]

he prolly fell for one of those “hey i made a game can u test it”

[vestal ember]

malenia is ds3 midir to me pepela

[exotic leaf]

i bet he clicked a link

[vital roost]

that’s what was dmed to me

[hard spindle]

wasnt 4 u

[signal iris]

he did, that's the exact message i got from his acc

[golden mica]

@wind axle 💀 sound familiar?

[vestal ember]

rolled

[hushed hazel]

💀

[signal iris]

hes like the second person in my friends list that fell for it

[hushed hazel]

i’ve had 7 of those dms, that guy is down bad for my account

[hard spindle]

I hate this chat

[bitter heath]

damn, people that fall for that shit are a different kind of stupid

[hard spindle]

ONG

[hushed hazel]

at one point i said “ill download ur game if it has bad bitches in it” and bro went “it does!!” and i just responded with “” and blocked him

[hard spindle]

I didnt even realise that was u zac with the name change 💀

[signal iris]

i one fell for a steam one where the guy was like "hey can you vote for my team?"

[hard spindle]

yikes

[signal iris]

I'm so stupid, but ever since then, I've been really careful

[hushed hazel]

i’ve only seen that one once and i was half asleep so i just said “bro fuck off its 5am”

[golden mica]

last time I fell for a scam @vestal ember made me go on a 3h journey to get my own sword back

[vestal ember]

@golden mica you're basically going for this weapon if you cant get hand of malenia

[wind axle]

💀

[bitter heath]

"hey there random stranger I've never spoken to before, I made this game that is in a very suspiciously small discord downloadable embed, could you try it out for me"

[hushed hazel]

didnt even realise it was a scam

[exotic leaf]

damn guys i though you all knew better

[golden mica]

that thing looks sick 👀

[vestal ember]

YOU SCAMMED YOURSELF

[vital roost]

they put it on itch.io now!!!

[hushed hazel]

shooter.exe