💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[somber anvil]

@thick orbit

[thick orbit]

[signal seal]

is anyone on elden ring atm?

i need to mule a few things

[sharp vale]

RENNY RICH???

[thick orbit]

Nope I just buy games and nothing else

[hollow marten]

Wtf

[sharp vale]

I assumed that was the value of some your nfts or something LOK

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

Listen to emo music renn

[thick orbit]

Just listening to what ever is playing atm

[void slate]

I'm playing your mom

https://youtu.be/sxhcMkaGG48

[thick orbit]

ima nap

[fast cedar]

Do tell

[sharp vale]

Gn

[fast cedar]

Nvm I misread that

[wind axle]

finally finished updating

[lusty mirage]

.

[vestal ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/925575616173072384/953902090864971776/racsts.mp4

gos farmers

[wind axle]

back at it again

[quick hearth]

Guess I heard wrong

Coping

[sharp vale]

My kidneys hurt, what do

[mild crystal]

guys do you think a hunter could kill spiderman

[calm pebble]

need good sake rec, excluding horin, konteki and rihaku

[void slate]

Whiskey 🥃 is tight

[calm pebble]

sorry my heart is taken by speyside and islay malts

[golden mica]

Glint Staff ✅
Azur Comet ✅
terra magicus ✅
graven school talisman
godfrey icon ✅
azur's glintstone crown

[wind axle]

Now kill god

[trail citrus]

[golden mica]

work in progress getting new build!!

[void slate]

Excuse me!? That's my wife!!!

[sharp vale]

Brute FORCE

[void slate]

I'm crying as we speak.

[sharp vale]

Reddit users freak me out

[drifting ivy]

Turned 18 today, adress me as sir pls

[drifting ivy]

Greebling your discord rn

[wind axle]

Ma'am

[teal temple]

i have tried elden ring, is there a way to turn off the cringy ass messages around the world or am i stuck seeing them?

[wind axle]

this is an affront to god

[wind axle]

simply dont read them

[teal temple]

damn bro wish there was a way to turn them off ngl, lotta people putting useless messages in the game

"hur dur i'm funny is this a dog??" - some random enemy next to it

[wind axle]

Dog

[teal temple]

or the most annoying "liar ahead" like yea no shit i stopped reading messages once i realized people are fucking annoying in this game

[strange finch]

time for crab

[wind axle]

No head ahead

[strange finch]

fort,
knight

[void slate]

Forknife @strange finch

[strange finch]

fort,
morning?

[void slate]

pmorning

[hushed hazel]

Behold, dog!

[teal temple]

rip bozo

[golden mica]

@vestal ember what's the tldr for this build, drop Terra and then just comet and hope things die?

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/boris-johnson-coronavirus-corona-lockdown-maximum-risk-gif-17019513

[vestal ember]

drop terra drink koolaid mix comet

[teal temple]

riskiest moment

[hushed hazel]

turn brain off hit button

enemy die

[golden mica]

You don't even know the build!!

[hushed hazel]

it's a magic build with comet azur

your brain does not need to be used

why is there a 1.6GB update

[vestal ember]

dumb bot.

[golden mica]

THEY NERFED MY FUNNY NIGHT FLAME SWORD

[hushed hazel]

THEY DID???

[golden mica]

Also the speed runner ice axe

[teal temple]

did they nerf that dumb moon sword yet?

[wind axle]

Rip bozoid

[wind axle]

Cope

[tired timber]

anyone know how to change region role ?

[wind axle]

Cant

[golden mica]

https://www.bandainamcoent.com/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-v1-03

[teal temple]

i'll take that as a no, time to find it

[hushed hazel]

"while the Mimic's Veil can now mimic a whole lot of new objects."

i can now troll invaders even harder

hoarfrost and mimic tear nerfed, lets GOOOO

[wind axle]

here we go again

[wind axle]

black knife tiche untouched

[hushed hazel]

op

[vestal ember]

unlucky

[golden mica]

Damn comet azure does the deeps but you stand still for forever and a half

[hushed hazel]

yes

[golden mica]

What spell do I want for.. not hard nuking a boss

[wind axle]

that was fast

[golden mica]

@golden mica Graven mass, magic scorpion, radagon icon, Commanders standard, wonderous flask

[wind axle]

i go with adula's moonblade/carian greatsword + pebble + stars of ruin for regular enemies or fast bosses

[golden mica]

I have slicer, pebble is the same NPC I think? And stars?

[wind axle]

stars is from sellen questline

you get it from lusat

[golden mica]

[wind axle]

ngl mage gaming kinda go hard

[golden mica]

Okay committing pub for dinner and then back to sellen quest for azur crown and stars

[wind axle]

chad elden ring player

[golden mica]

Should I wear full glintstone set or other things?

[wind axle]

nah full set doesnt give anything

the headpiece gives the buff, just go with whatever makes you have drip or good defence

to think just a few days ago

they grow up so fast 😢

[thick orbit]

good 2 hour nap

[golden mica]

Is Loretta's greatbow any good? I got it when I was hunting ranni's quest

[golden mica]

Yeah then i talked to an irl friend who I was bouldering with, so now we play together and it's v fun

[teal temple]

bruh why the fuck does this game hate controller users

like if you push start on the main menu with you mouse by accident, you can't open your menu on controller or do certain actions

[golden mica]

Eileen... the game is designed for controller users

You should see the God awful mnk controls

MAP IS G

[teal temple]

i'm aware, it's a souls game. I was using it to vent my frustrations about it not letting me do certain actions with my controller

[wind axle]

pretty slow, decent damage

[wind axle]

what the fuck are these button prompts 💀

pc really got it tough

[golden mica]

My only fear with comet is if the boss moves left or right

Or it has no stagger and just w-keys me

[signal iris]

mimic tear got nerfed

[wind axle]

Yeah in that case I just use my melee

I only abuse azur if I know the boss is slow as shit or is just too fucking big to not hit

[thick orbit]

[quick hearth]

[signal iris]

real nyx

https://tenor.com/view/girl-bunny-senpai-anime-gif-14399473

[vestal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-aoogah-awoogah-awooga-love-gif-19805850

[wind axle]

Boob

[signal iris]

a

[hushed hazel]

me

[signal iris]

MAN

[hushed hazel]

hoarfrost stomp nerf

[signal iris]

idk what that is

[hushed hazel]

a braindead op spammable ash of war

causes frostbite and stuns enemies with no cooldown and costs like 3 fp

basically the comet azur of melee builds

[signal iris]

oh wait, i think i know what that is

[golden mica]

I'm sad cause it nerfed speed runners

[signal iris]

i fought some npcs that used it

[golden mica]

Gotta rethink their routes now

[hushed hazel]

didnt that one guy do sub 39

[signal iris]

i said it before, and i'll say it again
this is so ironic

[hushed hazel]

30*

[signal iris]

ya

speedrunners are crazy

[hushed hazel]

i know a mf that cheats in elden ring and it’s so sad

[signal iris]

i got invaded by a hacker

[wind axle]

hello again old friend

[golden mica]

Any % wr is 28

[hushed hazel]

[hushed hazel]

what he do

[vestal ember]

S4

[harsh quartz]

That's a sick thumbnail.

[vestal ember]

i know

i was just about to say that could be a nice wallpaper or pfp

[signal iris]

absolutely no way this isn't hacks

[hushed hazel]

it isn’t

[hushed hazel]

that’s called a pvp cheese build

[vestal ember]

it isnt

[wind axle]

thats not hacks thats a bug

[hushed hazel]

it’s a guy using eclipse shotel + fire’s deadly sin

[vestal ember]

it used to be the same thing except with erdtree greatshield

[hushed hazel]

it causes death mark debuff and instakills people

[vestal ember]

just nwo a thing with shotel death flame

cringe but it is what it is

[hushed hazel]

ye

you can counter it by just killing them from range

kinda impossible for me though considering i have 83 dex

[wind axle]

kinda wanna try black knife build once i get my 2nd copy of it

it seems really fucking fun

[vestal ember]

2 vyke's spears for instant madness proc

[hushed hazel]

anyone here been to rekyovic btw

[wind axle]

who

[hushed hazel]

or however u spell it

[hushed hazel]

place in iceland

[wind axle]

Frostland

[hushed hazel]

this happened to me and by god it’s so annoying

only way i beat the dude was spamming malenia weapon art

caught him slacking

[wind axle]

I died to the double vyke, and eclipse before

[hushed hazel]

mfs who invade with double seppuku bleed katanas are also irritating

they hit you once and you insta die to blood loss

[golden mica]

Mfs who pvp in this game are cringe, end of story

Pve game 😤

[hushed hazel]

pvp is fun sometimes

[vestal ember]

[hushed hazel]

fighting a dude with two colossal greatswords wearing no clothes is a frightening experience

[golden mica]

Sure, density pvp can also be fun sometimes, doesn't mean it's good

[hushed hazel]

the pvp definitely isn’t good

the netcode is horrific

[golden mica]

I killed frost spamming that art 😤

[hushed hazel]

you can hit people nowhere near you provided you swing where they were like a second ago

and also you can proc bleed while ppl are rolling

[hushed hazel]

like, if the attack connects on your end but on their end they’re mid-roll, the physical damage won’t proc but the blood loss builds up still

it’s horrid

same with madness

[hushed hazel]

i was hiding as a bush for 35 minutes and made 4 invaders ragequit

they couldn’t find me

[golden mica]

Don't you appear on the compass

[hushed hazel]

not when disguised

[golden mica]

Thanks pat

[hushed hazel]

if you disguise using mimic veil you drop off compass

[queen osprey]

that wasnt for you

but youre welcome nonetheless

[hushed hazel]

michael have you looted the mimic veil yet

[hushed hazel]

lmfao

[golden mica]

No, its late game apparently, I have a good summon anyway

[hushed hazel]

no not mimic tear

mimic veil

[golden mica]

Oh, then also no

[hushed hazel]

it’s in stormveil castle

so, you know the room with the grafted scion or whatever (the smaller grafted dudes who aren’t godrick)

if you go through that room from the closest grace and keep running straight, you’ll get to a room with a banished knight and a chest in da corner

[golden mica]

What does it do

[hushed hazel]

you can transform into objects

[golden mica]

Eh

[hushed hazel]

it has no practical use

but it’s the best item in the game

[golden mica]

Big eh then

[hushed hazel]

they buffed it recently so you can walk around as one of those weird poison spewing crab objects

[golden mica]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/t9e0rc/first_time_invading_someone/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[hushed hazel]

yes

[golden mica]

Funny veil use

[hushed hazel]

i did that with my friend

he disguised as a tree and i walked backwards towards him

and he popped out with moonveil

[wind axle]

Mimic veil also works on some PvE enemies I think

Saw one guy mimic veil past one of those grafted scion fuckers in stormveil

[somber anvil]

Hi Pat

[queen osprey]

wassup

[tribal crescent]

[signal iris]

sigh

[golden mica]

Alright finally home, back to it

[hushed hazel]

LOL

[vestal ember]

THEY ADDED NPCS TO THE MAP?

[golden mica]

patch note readers?

merchants you've visited

Any clue how to get to the erdtree, the bridge is broken and the cave doesn't connect to the erdtree

[wind axle]

From the grace to the northwest 🤨

[golden mica]

I don't have access to it

based youtube hit me up though, all good

[wind axle]

Pogchamp

[signal iris]

man, i don't think i can do malenia alone

[wind axle]

Simply get hardcarried by Chad elden ring lfg players

[signal iris]

true

[golden mica]

Thank god for farming spots....

[hushed hazel]

ill carry you

[golden mica]

god this fallingstar beast is brutal

[vestal ember]

RAN

[sharp vale]

JESUS

[barren dagger]

rolled

[sharp vale]

I HAD THE WIERDEST SENSATION

[vestal ember]

do u need a summon

if u do go get mimic tear

[sharp vale]

Someone tell me why this goddamn fever and sickness is making my stomach feel so empty and hungry

[golden mica]

yup okay, that miniboss is for another time

[sharp vale]

And also why it won't let me SLEEP

[vestal ember]

summon time....

[barren dagger]

🍔

[sharp vale]

LOL

[sharp vale]

Go find the bestiary and fight that boss, I think your weapons do big damage to him

[vestal ember]

nah all you need for that boss is

[golden mica]

nerfrost stomp

[vestal ember]

shut

[golden mica]

also nerfed, also getting replaced once I kill this erdtree boss

nearly time to see if comet is as good as you said

[vestal ember]

you need a really tanky mimic lol

lhutel will do

[mental oyster]

I’ll miss you night and flame. I guess I’ll go with moonveil now or whatever is the best

[vestal ember]

@golden mica you dont have banished knight oleg?

[wind axle]

if you went further to the right you coulda spawned the spirit without aggroing

[golden mica]

This is what I use

[wind axle]

el cringe

[mental oyster]

What level are y’all

[wind axle]

jellyfish is the best early game

[vestal ember]

save your +10 ghost upgrade for mimic

[sharp vale]

Cap

[vestal ember]

not cap

[wind axle]

not cap

[sharp vale]

Cap

[vestal ember]

ur buggn

[wind axle]

range + tanky = best early game summon

[sharp vale]

I'm messing around we had this discussion already

[barren dagger]

capn't

ion got a clue

[wind axle]

time to get moonveil 2

[sharp vale]

Hey skill issue

[barren dagger]

yo

[golden mica]

but mimic got nerfed

[mental oyster]

Y’all sad Mimc is nerfed?

[sharp vale]

Haven't seen yo ass in forever

[sharp vale]

No bc I never used

[barren dagger]

I still exist just not in this channel, its like all elden rings

[vestal ember]

still good

[mental oyster]

I was about to get it then they nerf it /:

[barren dagger]

and i dont play it nor have a clue about anything related to it

[vestal ember]

what other mimic will shoot a comet azur with you

[sharp vale]

@hard spindle stop lurking loser

[vestal ember]

[sharp vale]

WAKE UP GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE UP

[barren dagger]

what

[mental oyster]

I don’t get why they changed its behavior? Like they should be proud it has good ai but to nerf the ai on your ally? I wouldn’t even want the ai to be nerfed on bosses or any enemy. Just seems strange

[wind axle]

still real good

[sharp vale]

No mames wey

[wind axle]

pretty sure they buffed the behaviour

[vestal ember]

behavior got changed to be more sandbag

it used to act like an invader

[barren dagger]

i just have the radio thing on so it puts similar songs on rn

[sharp vale]

No mames wey

[barren dagger]

and my phones in my bag, am in college

[sharp vale]

Gayllege

[mental oyster]

They literally said they changed the behavior lol. Pretty sure that’s a nerf lol. Considering they nerfed it’s damage too

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-feel-safe-inside-your-house-gif-23597393

[mental oyster]

A sandbag what lmao

[sharp vale]

Somwtimes

[vestal ember]

do u know what sandbagging means

it means to just sit there and take damage

[wind axle]

change =/= nerf

it used to literally stand around doing nothing but eat your consumables if you had them in your flask belt

florida

[mental oyster]

Ohh so yeah that is a heavy nerf then what…

[vestal ember]

real

[sharp vale]

Ohio

[teal temple]

so i'm trying to get into the game but like... where do i go

[void slate]

@sharp vale

[mental oyster]

But in this case it is?

[teal temple]

the game gives me a very very basic tutorial and i'm in the open world aspect and have been exploring, but it just feels so "empty"

[sharp vale]

At least I don't live in poland

[void slate]

Is this what Moldova looks like

[sharp vale]

Yeah it does feel very empty you're right, but it's enjoyable for those who are souls players

It's gonna be difficult to get into it if this is your first souls game

[teal temple]

like don't get me wrong i played ds2 and 3 a bit and had fun with those but this game feels like fallout new vegas levels of open world or halo infinite, it's vast right?

[wind axle]

in what way

[sharp vale]

Yes

[teal temple]

but it's very very fucking empty and boring riding my horse around looking for shit

[sharp vale]

It's bc tbh you gotta know where you want to go

[signal iris]

gotta go to work now

[hard spindle]

I wasn't

Tf?

[sharp vale]

Give me medicine rando

[teal temple]

True i guess, i've been looking up guides on where to go. I keep finding bosses 10x stronger than me so i'm probably in the wrong area to start with

[hard spindle]

What medicine datass

[sharp vale]

You gotta get leveled up first

Doesn't matter where you go

[barren dagger]

simply find bosses quicker 🙄

[mental oyster]

Because now it’ll just sit there like an idiot and tank damage if it can even do that lol. Before it’ll take any flask you have. Meaning the health one, mana and the physk flask.

[teal temple]

you right, i gotta farm some souls first. I beat a dragon tho, so that's something

[sharp vale]

If anything you can go to a late game area and start farming runes to level yourself up quick to beat the lower end of the game first

[mental oyster]

Woah let’s not compare this to infinite. This pales into comparison to infinites open world

[sharp vale]

Infinites open world isn't even really an open world either

[teal temple]

i can safely say having more enemies to kill you with doesn't justify the open world aspect

[sharp vale]

It's so bland

[mental oyster]

After playing halo infinite campaign and elden ring, it doesn’t have jack shit to explore. Nothing is interesting literally Lmao. Elden ring you got these fuckign massive

Structures you could be exploring for a couple hours

[sharp vale]

Tbh it's basically just like playing any dark souls games except without borders between areas

[mental oyster]

You know what makes no fucking sense? Is that we have a word limit in off topic 💀💀

[sharp vale]

Which some of the time end up being copy paste

[sharp vale]

Something to make me stop feeling ill

[teal temple]

it's not bad, i'm stuck on margrit for now so i ended up exploring a bit to find some other gear but i guess you really gotta level up a bit first before you go exploring

[mental oyster]

Huh which ones? I haven’t seen any ones that are just copy and paste? I meant the massive castle ones

[sharp vale]

I find enjoyment in elden ring by setting goals for myself in the open world

[mental oyster]

Well actually you could kill Margit at any level.. saw a level 1 wretch do it..

[sharp vale]

I purposely stay underleveled and find maps around the world

[sharp vale]

Yeah that was me

[golden mica]

@wind axle do you lose your map when you went to ng+?

[sharp vale]

You restart from scratch, yes

[teal temple]

i'll have to give the boss another go when i get on, i kept trying with a summon and i keep getting very very close

[mental oyster]

You’ve been into new game plus?

[golden mica]

Smh

Where is krypted, did he fall asleep

[sharp vale]

No, but that's how I assume it would work

[mental oyster]

Bruh 💀💀

[sharp vale]

NG+ in every other souls games resets exploration and the main world

Why would it allow you to hold on to key parts of the game if other souls games don't?

[void slate]

@hard spindle I found you a girlfriend

[vestal ember]

no

[sharp vale]

That's actually kinda lame

[void slate]

Isn't she handsome

[vestal ember]

you dont need to find maps but you still need to find sites of lost grace

[golden mica]

Krypty, are you at pc?!?!

[vestal ember]

yes

[golden mica]

I lf1 help, Erdtree boss is not easy :(

[vestal ember]

send map

[mental oyster]

Yeah I looked it up. You do keep the map… and you know what the difference between this and other souls games? Can you guess? They’re not open world

[teal temple]

Why does Elden ring stutter so much??

[vestal ember]

because its capped at 60 fps and is an open world game

[sharp vale]

@teal temple me beating Margit as a non leveled wretch

[vestal ember]

ok me here

[sharp vale]

There literally like almost 0 big difference between open world and a non open world dark souls

[vestal ember]

password P sign is down

[teal temple]

infinite isn't capped and doesn't stutter as long as your not doing a glitch to zoom into the next load zone (this was painful to say)

[wind axle]

you keep the map

[sharp vale]

Sure you could go explore without world limits but realistically you gotta travel a large majority of the open world to actually get to anything interesting

[wind axle]

you lose the graces, and access to areas that are boss-locked

comet azur is so fucking stupid

[vestal ember]

i dont complain about the fps anymore after they fixed cpu only being used for elden

[mental oyster]

Did they fix stuttering for pc?

[mild crystal]

[mental oyster]

Cause I’m still getting it

[golden mica]

does caps matter? i no see you

[vestal ember]

@golden mica LF1 host of fingers

[vestal ember]

yes caps matter

[hard spindle]

Where 🙏

[golden mica]

ah there you are

[hard spindle]

A bullet

[sharp vale]

@hard spindle here

[sharp vale]

Mean

[hard spindle]

Peter setting me up. Best wingman fr fr

[sharp vale]

What about the time I tried setting you up with some bitches rando

[hard spindle]

After the sleeper incident and reactor incident no it isnt

[sharp vale]

She was kinda thicc tho

[hard spindle]

When was that 💀

[sharp vale]

In DMS

[hard spindle]

U need mental help

[sharp vale]

She was a baddie

[hard spindle]

Reply to the message in dms I don't remember

[sharp vale]

My fever is limiting my mental functions and I don't feel like scrolling up

I'm cold sweating so bad rn like my shirt is literally drenched

[golden mica]

I don't think i actually hit him once @vestal ember

[vestal ember]

I NOTICED

[hard spindle]

Bc it's fake

[golden mica]

you are so strong 😩

[hard spindle]

I did not realise that it was u dna with the new pfp 💀

[quick hearth]

[hard spindle]

I unfortunately recognise u

[sharp vale]

I have taken like 4 advils in the past 12 hours

[vestal ember]

https://streamable.com/e3df64 no terra magicus 😠

[hard spindle]

4 advils 30 Ls

[sharp vale]

I take more Ws than you on a daily basis

[sharp vale]

Someone get this dude a bucket of milk

Mf has every buff in the game

[hard spindle]

🧢

U single I'm not that's all imma say ma boi

[sharp vale]

Then why do you want bitches

[hard spindle]

He don't need to know

[sharp vale]

Unfaithful

[hard spindle]

🙏 🙏 🙏

[sharp vale]

RANDO IS GAY

[hard spindle]

💀

[sharp vale]

ConFIRMED

[hard spindle]

R u retarded yeetim

[sharp vale]

Anyways

No I'm not

[trail citrus]

[vestal ember]

rename off topic to elden ring chat

convert to elden ring lfg

[sharp vale]

Rando come to Houston Texas so we can go to blur night club

[hard spindle]

Long drive

[sharp vale]

This one time this dude tried giving me a lap dance and I didn't know how to tell him I wasn't gay so I just LEFT LOL

[hard spindle]

Maybe....

[trail citrus]

rando vs yeetim irl

[hard spindle]

Fake u stayed L

[sharp vale]

You could be next

[vestal ember]

fake story u accepted and paid for that dance

[hard spindle]

Nawh. Yeetim is built man

[wind axle]

hello friend

[sharp vale]

Thank you rando

[vestal ember]

blaidd my beloved

[trail citrus]

hello i do not play elden ring

[hard spindle]

I can confirm yeetim is built. I am also built man. We will have a legendary fight

[vestal ember]

leave candice.

[sharp vale]

Ah elden ring

[trail citrus]

i like to chill when i play games, not want to smash my computer

[hard spindle]

I used to be so built then I discovered funny videom game

[sharp vale]

I'm less of a nerd than you though

[hard spindle]

True 💀

[barren dagger]

you need to rename this chat elden-ring

[sharp vale]

Elden ring is not rage inducing if you don't let it

[trail citrus]

i mean i dont really get mad at games

[vestal ember]

smoke and play elden

[hard spindle]

Maybe if u weren't a shitter u wouldn't rage

[trail citrus]

but i wouldnt be enjoying myself

[sharp vale]

Well I'm a huge nerd tbh, I'm just a closeted nerd

[hard spindle]

No your just braindead yeetim

[trail citrus]

okay smashing my computer was an exaggeration

i dont get mad

[sharp vale]

If you find your own pacing elden ring can be very enjoyable

[hard spindle]

I am still malding about the sleeper incident

[trail citrus]

just... annoyed

and also i dont smoke

[sharp vale]

I am only brain dead online

[smoky matrix]

quietly seething

[hard spindle]

Shitter moment?

[barren dagger]

copingly malding

[sharp vale]

Do you really think I'd be trusted with client's vehicles at a shop if I wasn't mentally adept?

[trail citrus]

i am a very very chill person

[sharp vale]

Smoking is lame anyways

[trail citrus]

i just get quiet when something annoys me

[hard spindle]

Most mentally adept person in texas ain't mean shit

[trail citrus]

nothing makes me angry

[barren dagger]

the furthest I get when I mald in a game is just hitting my desk with my fist but thats about it

[hard spindle]

Unless your on discord

[sharp vale]

Untrue

[trail citrus]

see i dont do that or anything

like my friend throws controllers and breaks them and i think hes crazy for that

[sharp vale]

Literally every 10/11 people in Texas are mentally inept

[vestal ember]

thats some 12yo shit

[sharp vale]

Get new friends

[barren dagger]

i dont get people throwing and smashing shit when they get angry

[hard spindle]

Andrew when he gets actually mad is something else

[sharp vale]

Real

[hard spindle]

Bro turns into the hulk 😭 😭

[trail citrus]

i have a friend that i dont really like playing with

[teal temple]

bro i saw someone post something about a half broken ps4 controller on the elden ring sub reddit

[hushed hazel]

i kinda just swear a bit when i get angry, or just go a lil bit quiet

[barren dagger]

ill make rando smash his keyboard when I take bioscanner

[hushed hazel]

mfs who break shit have issues

[vestal ember]

people who get angry to the point where they would destroy things treat alcohol like its a clash rage potion

[trail citrus]

he doesnt like physically rage and punch shit but he just gets angry at the game and ruins the mood

[hushed hazel]

LMFAO

[golden mica]

also @ krypted, any hints on fighting crystallians

[vestal ember]

[hard spindle]

*improves

[trail citrus]

like he just will say the game sucks and isnt fun to talk to at all

[hushed hazel]

jump heavies to break their posture, then visceral

[vestal ember]

crystallianS or crystallian

[trail citrus]

hes like a pro at ruining good vibes

[sharp vale]

Get better friends

[sharp vale]

Get better friends

[hard spindle]

Why r u friends w him 💀

[trail citrus]

idk he kinda just orbits around us

[sharp vale]

Me and rando on the same wavelength

[queen osprey]

the randolando of the group

[golden mica]

x3

[vestal ember]

TANKY SUMMON

[sharp vale]

That mf not yo friend then he's just a loser

[vestal ember]

get a tank summon and separate them

kill spear crystallian first if there is one

[hushed hazel]

crystallians are ass

[vestal ember]

ring blade last since its easiest

[smoky matrix]

why is there an UDPATE

god fuck

[hushed hazel]

they nerfed sword of night and flame and hoarfrost

[sharp vale]

Pat the (streamer) at TTV/pat_ttv at twitch tv, he's a streamer on TTV.

[vestal ember]

if theres a caster then kill that one first or second lol

[trail citrus]

like couple days ago, we were playing halo, 4 of us total, and me and 2 of them were just fucking around and laughing in fiesta, but he was complaining about getting killed and saying "how bad halo is" so fucking annoying

[hard spindle]

U literally play league. Ur rages are worse

[sharp vale]

I'll update u lemur 😩

[sharp vale]

Need better friends

[queen osprey]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[smoky matrix]

don't you dare

[trail citrus]

i know

[sharp vale]

I dare

[wind axle]

Summon me

[trail citrus]

but making friends on internet, near impossible

[sharp vale]

Wtf you mean?

[hard spindle]

🥺

Are we not friends caddince 🥺 🥺

[hushed hazel]

me too

[trail citrus]

all you nerds are playing elden ring

[hard spindle]

I play other games to ma boi

[sharp vale]

The internet is where the worst of the worst social outcasts with the worst social skills make friends bc they can't make friends irl

The internet is by far the easiest place to make friends on

[trail citrus]

yeah like gtfo, a game that i also suck at, and is not chill

[hard spindle]

Why r u here brain dead

[vestal ember]

like u

[golden mica]

summoning an irl friend

[hard spindle]

I also play other games 💀

[sharp vale]

I have depression

[smoky matrix]

I remember when yeetim first started talking here he said he was going to avoid it and leave

[trail citrus]

show steam profile

[vestal ember]

[hushed hazel]

rando 1v1 me elden ring

[smoky matrix]

and how he is here 90% of the day

[sharp vale]

Wdym lemur

[hard spindle]

Do ppl think I only play elden rings desntiny and gtfo?

[sharp vale]

I am here far less than that

[trail citrus]

yes

[hard spindle]

No gr. Priv

[vestal ember]

[hard spindle]

💀 💀 I play so many other games

[hushed hazel]

i need someone to elden ring pvp with 😭

[trail citrus]

youre still a fucking nerd for keeping your steam private

[hard spindle]

Yes cope

[wind axle]

[sharp vale]

Why don't you summon some bitches

[queen osprey]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[hard spindle]

Just ask me to play a game and thers a 80% chance I have it

[sharp vale]

Wait wait wait

[hard spindle]

PEDO GAME

[sharp vale]

Why don't you summon some better internet

[hushed hazel]

bro @wind axle i just invaded dudes fighting tree sentinel and caught them both in my malenia WA 💀

[hard spindle]

PAT USED A PEDO GAME EMOTE

[sharp vale]

Does pat stream genshin impact

[vestal ember]

genshin impact streams are just gamba streams

[sharp vale]

Pat streams genshin impact

He has a crippling gambling addiction

[hard spindle]

Pat has become a full time pedo game enjoyer

[sharp vale]

Yesterday he stole my debit card and spent 1000$ on genshin gotcha openings

[hard spindle]

Discord mod. Plays league and genshin

[queen osprey]

this emote is too good

[hard spindle]

It's all coming together

[hard spindle]

It is also a genshin server emote

[sharp vale]

So true oomfie

[hard spindle]

Yeetim please never say that again

[trail citrus]

im safe

[wind axle]

dual wield time

[hard spindle]

You are so based

[wind axle]

💀

[sharp vale]

So true oomfie

[trail citrus]

yeah ik

[hard spindle]

Pedo

[queen osprey]

one peso

[sharp vale]

Why don't you oomfie some bitches

[sharp vale]

Not nearly enough to feed your genshin opening addictions

[hard spindle]

Bc my bitches aren't 12 💀

[trail citrus]

epic

[dapper hazel]

[hard spindle]

Pat please stop using p3do emotes

[trail citrus]

please check off what applies to your bitches

[hard spindle]

Omg caddince transphobic I am cancelling u on twitter

[hushed hazel]

i love trying to pvp in eld ring and getting invaded by 4 moonveil users in a row

[hard spindle]

Also I'm on twitter now yall should run me up

[trail citrus]

[hard spindle]

I can be female if you close your eyes man 🙏 🙏

[teal temple]

rando not being annoying for 10 seconds, impossible challenge

[hushed hazel]

[trail citrus]

[smoky matrix]

dead

[hushed hazel]

12 year old and dead

[sharp vale]

All except female

[dapper hazel]

no stds tho

[hard spindle]

U literally don't shut up about dream and cringe shi. What are u 15

[smoky matrix]

[teal temple]

i'm just mimicing you in my dms

[barren dagger]

interesting

[sharp vale]

Actually I'm not so sure about the STDs part

[hard spindle]

Please stop talking to me

Pat stop being a pedophile

[sharp vale]

LEMUR LEMUR

[hard spindle]

And yeetim stop being ill

[barren dagger]

[hard spindle]

I have solved problem. Call me hero man

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/qiqi-qiqi-spin-spinning-qiqi-genshin-spin-genshin-qiqi-gif-24108310

[sharp vale]

That was a direct joke

[sharp vale]

I fucking wish

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585432411106443274/953759241192235068/Reveal.mp4

[barren dagger]

can I choose to doubt that

[sharp vale]

I just went into the restroom and my abs actually look godly in this cold sweat

I feel so irrationally hungry rn

[wind axle]

Eat kids

[sharp vale]

No you can't bc I am clean

[mental oyster]

what ya'll think of this

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/hhhh-gif-24211483

[sharp vale]

Is something that a girl will never do for you

[wind axle]

Very sexy

[wind axle]

Edgelord

[sharp vale]

Is this man using black face

[sharp vale]

+1

[wind axle]

💀

Homie pulled a Robert Downey Jr

[sharp vale]

Pulled a demon from smiling friends

[void slate]

@sharp vale is your mom handsome

[sharp vale]

No

[hard spindle]

LMAO

[sharp vale]

But I am

[hard spindle]

How u gonna do ur own momma like tha

[void slate]

I'm sad now

[hard spindle]

Flase

[mental oyster]

you know how in dark souls 3, you could make your character look like a skeleton if you did something special?

[wind axle]

Just wear the skeleton mask

[sharp vale]

My jawline is sharper than your IQ

[wind axle]

Or royal remains armor

[sharp vale]

Hollowed?

[hard spindle]

I said u got nice hands and big muscles. U still ugly af

Pipe down that ego boy

[mental oyster]

yeah I loved the way the character looked when having it hollowed... wish we could do that here

[sharp vale]

Lies

[barren dagger]

randolando x yeetim

[sharp vale]

My ego is the best part about me

[hard spindle]

💀

Okay wait I can explain

[sharp vale]

HE DELETED WUSS

[mental oyster]

ohh yeah that's absolutely one of my favorite fucking sets but I think the night calvaroy armor looks better

[hard spindle]

U sent me a non face pick. Only muscle pics

[sharp vale]

WUSS

[hard spindle]

I didn't tf u mean

[sharp vale]

Excuse me I did WHAT

[hard spindle]

U showed me a muscle pic not a face pic

I didn't realise u were ugly till later

[sharp vale]

I put my Instagram in chat

[hard spindle]

Please right ur fanfic else where

[hard spindle]

I only saw da muscle pic

[sharp vale]

Bitches love my hair

[hard spindle]

Bro thoes bitches need a therapist

I wouldn't trust what they say 💀

[mental oyster]

dude is there like no way to take pics of hdr content. it always puts me in sdr

[sharp vale]

90% of bitches in America do, your point?

[barren dagger]

"right"

[sharp vale]

I've literally
Railed them

[hard spindle]

Bro after seeing thoes dms they woulda railed a lamppostst 💀

[mental oyster]

ya'll think this looks good?

[sharp vale]

No but actually sex is very depressing to me ngl and I felt super lonely last time I did it

[hard spindle]

Thoes bitches were desperate

[sharp vale]

Probably

[sharp vale]

That's not even the WORST I've been told

If you knew what I've been told you'd be traumatized

[hard spindle]

💀 dm

[mental oyster]

I'm interested what did they tell you

[sharp vale]

It's not safe to type in chat

[mental oyster]

even in off topic?

dm it

[golden mica]

apparently crystalians are weak to strike so... 💀
https://i.imgur.com/lBKWK4O.png

[teal temple]

creeper

[hard spindle]

AHAHAHHAHAHA GET UT

[queen osprey]

aw man

[hard spindle]

ITS A CREEPER FROM MINECRAFT AHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry thay was uncalled for 💀

[vestal ember]

gank moment

[golden mica]

It didn't work

these fwits are so annoying,

[vestal ember]

summon me before i sleep

[golden mica]

can you haul your ass to the boss at sellia hideout

[vestal ember]

yea

sellia hideaway? @golden mica

[golden mica]

yis

you can trio summon can't you

[vestal ember]

up to 4

[golden mica]

lf1 dna

[vestal ember]

just got here

sign is down

[wind axle]

i can 😳

[signal iris]

just hit those crystal enemies with a torch, they will explode

[golden mica]

ty bud

[vestal ember]

@golden mica pick up the item i dropped

[teal temple]

is this the full game btw? i know modern gayming likes to release dlc for campaign/story related things after launch

[void slate]

@hard spindle Ghost 👻 ping

[teal temple]

ex: dying light 2, halo, etc.

[vestal ember]

elden ring will def get dlc

[hard spindle]

😱 😱 😱

[golden mica]

I died cause I was alt tabbed hopefully its there

[vestal ember]

monka

[golden mica]

no item

[vestal ember]

-4 lords runes

[queen osprey]

SHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT

[vestal ember]

aka -200k runes

[golden mica]

sorry

[vestal ember]

that is ok gamer.

[golden mica]

speaking of, I should probably pop all my runes I have

[vestal ember]

died to scarlet rt alt tabbed

[golden mica]

souls moment

[vestal ember]

sleeping at 7 on st. pattys day

im about to be woken up in like 1 hour to drink

[sharp vale]

Guys I'm about to cancel @hard spindle

[vestal ember]

gn chatbox.

[sharp vale]

NAWH

[golden mica]

gn krypted

[sharp vale]

JIT JUST RUINED HIS CAREER

[hard spindle]

WHY ARE THEY NOT W ME LIKE WHAT!?!?!

[sharp vale]

Oh

Bc you have small pp

[hard spindle]

I wouldn't be talking

If I was u

[sharp vale]

Rando.

Rando.

[hard spindle]

Bro one was a pedo

Other two were desperate af please silence that ego

[hard spindle]

Pedo

[cold nebula]

Consent age in my Country is 14

[hard spindle]

Wait fr😭 😭

Lmao what the fuck

[queen osprey]

yo chill rando

[cold nebula]

Yes, the whole region

[sharp vale]

Yeah and so it is in literally a large portion of the USA

[wind axle]

yes mommy- i mean ma'am

[sharp vale]

Romeo and Juliet laws

[hard spindle]

Am I a child or a adult make up yo mind fatass

[queen osprey]

just an idiot

[golden mica]

@vestal ember if you somehow didn't put your phone away, tldr on what stats to get for this build??

[hard spindle]

Bro yo country kinda trippin

[sharp vale]

Age of consent should be 21 ong

[cold nebula]

Bulgaria, Macedonia, Serbia - consent age is 14 teen. That's why the law did nothing about the so called "pedo hunters" online.

Those are students who lure alleged pedos and reveal them for what they are

Noble, but not working given the law

[hard spindle]

Maybe actually

[sharp vale]

Absolutely it should

[cold nebula]

Anyway, I lost virginity age 16 to a 22 years old. NGL I felt like a real hero back then and ofc. no one would have believe me. When I tell this to anyone living in the West they say I was a victim of sexual harrasment

[vestal ember]

for comet azur

[sharp vale]

Exactly why age of consent should be 21

[vestal ember]

just int

[teal temple]

bruh what the fuck is this thread

[calm pebble]

💀

[hard spindle]

U kinda where ma boi 😭 😭

[cold nebula]

No

[golden mica]

surely I need some other stats for when I'm not using comet

[cold nebula]

I wanted to get laid so damn bad

[hard spindle]

Bro how u think I feel. I'm caught up in the middle of this of moon being nonced. Yeetim moments and pat pedo emoting

[sharp vale]

Mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry, mommy? Sorry, mommy?

[vestal ember]

glintstone pebbles

[hard spindle]

Nawh but 22 😭 😭 😭

[vestal ember]

comet azur is glass cannon build

[sharp vale]

I partake in healthy methods of getting laid

[golden mica]

but you recommend it?

[vestal ember]

all burst no sustain. either u oneshot the boss or the boss oneshots u

pepela

[golden mica]

RIGHT?

[hard spindle]

Magic

[vestal ember]

these are the consequences for full damage michael

[sharp vale]

Magic 🤮🤮

[golden mica]

DO YOU RECOMMEND IT OR NOT, THATS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW

[vestal ember]

YES SIR I DO

[golden mica]

OKAY I WILL CONTINUE THEN

[sharp vale]

Ppl have been doing this since DS1

[hard spindle]

Nawh go a full dex streght and fight the boss like a real chad

BE A REAL MAN MICHAEL

[sharp vale]

BASED, SO INCREDIBLY BASED

[hard spindle]

DONT BE A GAMER DAD

[vestal ember]

i did that for the first 100 levels

[sharp vale]

DEX STRENGTH CHADS RISE UP

[vestal ember]

then turned to magic for my other 313 pepela

[sharp vale]

I'm still lvl 50 lol

[cold nebula]

Losing Virginity to older woman is ok. What is not ok the guy who I played DnD with when 15 and fucking wanted to bang me

[sharp vale]

I have still yet to spec into vigor

[sharp vale]

??? No?

[cold nebula]

I neverp layed Dungeons and Dragons afters

[vestal ember]

yeah its def time to sleep after that

[cold nebula]

lol

[hard spindle]

Cringe magic users

[teal temple]

best part of elden ring is the 30 cent trading cards i earn by just dying every now and then

[vestal ember]

who cares my first playthrough and first ng were done with melee

[cold nebula]

https://imgur.com/PGxRsQu

[sharp vale]

The what

[hard spindle]

Oh nvm chad

Wait nvm unchad

[signal iris]

get terra magicus

[hard spindle]

U didn't 100% without magic

[vestal ember]

i did

[teal temple]

every game or most games today give you "trading cards" you can put on the steam market for varying amounts of money (mostly under a dollar)

[sharp vale]

OH

[vestal ember]

i 100% first with nagakiba, second with hand of malenia

🙂

[teal temple]

i sell literally every card i get, ez way to scrape up a dollar or two for other in game items if you really need it

[vestal ember]

rando stop replying i need to sleep 😡

[hard spindle]

No I miss u talking to me 🥺 🥺

Okay I will set u free gn

[vestal ember]

goodbye forever

[hard spindle]

😭 😭

[void slate]

@hard spindle Y r u crying? Not happy with handsome girlfriend?

[sharp vale]

Rando wants handsome bf

[signal iris]

it buffs magic

[sharp vale]

Marry me when claire

[teal temple]

you need 25 dexterity and 55 faith to marry claire

[hushed hazel]

malenia op

[cold nebula]

Banned from 7 days from Facebook 🤣

[hushed hazel]

what

[golden mica]

Chatbox, I cannot give Sellen her glintstone back, any ideas

[hushed hazel]

have you tried being dex

[trail citrus]

be liked by maidens

[hushed hazel]

all dex users get maidens

especially malenia hand users

[mental oyster]

I’m maidenless

[teal temple]

can you deny that maid lady at the first camp fire? (the one where she asks you to take her to a tree or some shit, idk the story is boring as fuck)

[somber anvil]

@teal temple i would never deny you...

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-right-breaking-bad-gif-14029087

[mental oyster]

Show me y’all’s sets

In elden ring

[drifting ivy]

Oh we talking Elden Bling?

Too bad im not home, cant show drip

[wind axle]

Wiki time

[golden mica]

https://i.imgur.com/snKlyGI.jpeg

[smoky matrix]

I've been liking the bloodhound knight set minus the helmet

[peak mountain]

Yo

[teal temple]

i have zero drip, i haven't found anything cool yet

[smoky matrix]

did you hit her

[golden mica]

reddit time*
apparently by killing redhan I skipped some of the dialogue, so I just went straight to the library

[smoky matrix]

constantly talks about how cringe and annoying elden ring is
gets it anyway

[teal temple]

the duality of me, a freind gifted it to me so i could try it. I'm not exactly into it just yet but it has piqued my interest from the shit show that is halo infinite for now

i killed a dragon i probably wasn't supposed to fight yet so that was slightly cool

just need to find some drip and bitches now

[golden mica]

@wind axle it's finally time

a whole day of grinding bits and pieces

I have everything

[bronze plume]

Sempiternal#7849 has been warned

Reason: Mass emoji

[golden mica]

SERIOUSLY MEE6

Glint Staff ✅
Azur Comet ✅
terra magicus ✅

graven school talisman ✅
godfrey icon ✅
azur's glintstone crown ✅
Larval Tear ✅

[hushed hazel]

maidens ❌

[golden mica]

thoughts??

@hushed hazel pls confirm

[mental oyster]

I want fashion pics!!!!!

[hushed hazel]

personally

55 int 25 vigor

[golden mica]

need 60 int for comet

[hushed hazel]

oh

then yea go for it and just focus ur vigor for a lil while

60 is a good scaling point anyway

iirc, when you go above 70 it's only 2 damage per stat, and above 80 it's only 1

that might only be for dex/str though

[wary jewel]

Morning chat

[golden mica]

It's finally ready

[hushed hazel]

hell nawh

[mental oyster]

Holy shit a 6 poise?

[hushed hazel]

mage mfs when they have 6 poise

[mental oyster]

I need that 133 poise lol

[hushed hazel]

how tf do u get 133 poise

[golden mica]

💀 died to the first somewhat strong dude

[hushed hazel]

thats what you get

[thick orbit]

Is pat streaming yet

Pat you streaming yet?

[hushed hazel]

i would post my stats but i dont have funny pink donation name

[thick orbit]

Imagine having a pink name lol

[wind axle]

KILL GOD

[golden mica]

MY BUILD IS SO BAD I COULDN'T KILL A FLY

[wind axle]

why are you wearing full azur set

[golden mica]

I WANT A NEW BUILD

[wind axle]

🗿

[golden mica]

i don't know what else to wear?!?!

[wind axle]

literally anything that gives you more defence from the neck down

[void slate]

I love Semipaternal Simpeternal ❤️ ❤️

[wind axle]

6 poise is sadge

dripped out

[hushed hazel]

no drip perms 😭

[wind axle]

L - ratio

[hushed hazel]

frost post my drip for me

[wind axle]

No way ||dm it||

drip check (this is my drip)

[hushed hazel]

no thats me wtf!!!

[golden mica]

double bleed samurai katanas

so original

[hushed hazel]

thats not samurai katanas

they're malenia's hands

[thick orbit]

nice

[wind axle]

Bro outta pocket stealing an amputee's hands

[golden mica]

just as bad smh

[hushed hazel]

not nearly

but my build is admittedly disgusting

[lucid sigil]

have u found the elden ring yet

[hushed hazel]

yes

[golden mica]

I went on a full day journey to make a build to find out it's shit

[lucid sigil]

[wind axle]

dripping

[wind axle]

its not though???

it melts bosses so well

[mental oyster]

Ohh I like that hood too. Tho is there a hood that covers the face?

[hushed hazel]

bruh message length bot in off topic

[golden mica]

It's fine, I read it

[mental oyster]

That’s what I’ve been saying

[hushed hazel]

bet

yea my build is nutty for both pve and pvp

[wind axle]

nah none

[hushed hazel]

if some poor soul gets caught in my weapon art they just perish

[golden mica]

pls explain.

[mental oyster]

Damn

[wind axle]

actually wait

you mean like this?

[wind axle]

i literally nuked him with it a couple hours ago

[hushed hazel]

that boss isn't a good test subject he has mad hp

[wind axle]

HOLD THE BUTTON DOWN WHY DID YOU JUST TAP

[hushed hazel]

^^

[mental oyster]

Yeah comet azur is really not that op. You’re spending a whole minute using 10 buffs and the enemy needs to stand still or barely move

[hushed hazel]

you did a little spurt rather than a big instakill beam

[golden mica]

OH YOU HAVE TO HOLD?

[wind axle]

YES

[hushed hazel]

you moron 💀

[wind axle]

ITS LIKE NIGHT/FLAME BUT BETTER

[golden mica]

😂 😂 😂 😂

[mental oyster]

Well one that covers the whole face. Not half

[wind axle]

just go blackface again

make the eyes full black too

[hushed hazel]

i hate caelid so much

even the music is just irritating

[mental oyster]

Yeah I did lol. Ohh hmm didn’t try that with the eyes. Feels so edgy lol. Reminds me of ark survival. U could make your character super black

[thick orbit]

Damn navist leaving vc

quite saddening

[mental oyster]

I was always into those sith looks