💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[hard spindle]

Yikers

[hushed hazel]

i have 2 +10 moonveils

and yet i do not use them

[signal iris]

i'd ask for one, but i won't be able to pick it up lol

[teal temple]

moonviel users be like "elden ring is too easy"

[wind axle]

yo how the fuck does the steam big picture controller light configuration work

i keep setting my controller to have a red light but it keeps going blue 🗿

[signal iris]

frost, how many average hits from moonveil to cause bleed?

also 2 hand or 1 hand?

[wind axle]

i 1 hand it cause im a shield coper

[hushed hazel]

why not

[wind axle]

it takes like 10ish hits?

[signal iris]

bc i've not got a +10 special weapon

[hushed hazel]

does it not let u pick them up?

[wind axle]

you can only pick it up if youve crafted a +10 special

[signal iris]

you can only pick up weapons at or below your max weapon level iirc

[hushed hazel]

ah

[quick hearth]

Moonve-

[wind axle]

True

I'm gonna try using bhf next run

[teal temple]

isn't there a glitch where if you alt + f4 during the tutorial boss death animation you become invincible?

[harsh quartz]

I heard this too.

[cold nebula]

Buy piece of Ireland, become a lord

[hushed hazel]

fake, doesn't actually make you a lord

[cold nebula]

sadge

[hushed hazel]

i know right

[smoky matrix]

declare your piece as a sovereign nation and yourself the lord

easy loophole

[teal temple]

unless you have oil, then your fucked.

[hushed hazel]

tried this and got colonized by the british government

[golden mica]

am I gamer now?!?

[smoky matrix]

god fuck

[smoky matrix]

bruh you're overtaking me please slow down

[golden mica]

he has a cheese

[signal iris]

[smoky matrix]

can you cheese more hours into my day so I have time to play more

[teal temple]

sure it's this little life hack called "crack"

[north saddle]

I hope everyone here

Is advanced @here

Might get to NG+7

[wind axle]

Radahn?

[golden mica]

He'll probably be who I look towards next

[hard spindle]

This is quite the tasso moment

[north saddle]

N1 else struggle with malenia

[hushed hazel]

who doesn't

[north saddle]

[hushed hazel]

malenia is copium inducing

[north saddle]

Hardest boss in any souls game think so

[hushed hazel]

her combo attack is disgraceful

[north saddle]

Yep

[hushed hazel]

one of the coolest also tho

[north saddle]

She doesn’t stop lol

[hushed hazel]

really feel like they made all the bosses actually like, very cool lore-wise also

[north saddle]

Yea malenia is pretty cool

[hushed hazel]

her sword goes hard in pvp

[unkempt plinth]

My recommendation for rahdan: get a dragon heart and pick up rotten breath

[hushed hazel]

rock sling also melts him

[golden mica]

what about my funny night & flame sword D:

[hushed hazel]

michael use meteor staff and rock sling

[unkempt plinth]

He'll murder you before you get to use it

Just use rotten breath then run away summoning everyone as soon as they die

Scarlet rot destroys him

[hushed hazel]

huge pussy manoeuvre

imagine not fighting radahn melee only

[unkempt plinth]

And you have the faith for the incantation anyway

[unkempt plinth]

It's called playing smart

[golden mica]

I know I get a bunch of NPCs to summon in the fight, do I have to complete stories for them first\

[hushed hazel]

only for like 1-2

[unkempt plinth]

And I'm not a melee build

[hard spindle]

Magic users

[hushed hazel]

mfs who go into a boss thinking " i'm gonna spam rot breath and run away 🤓 "

[unkempt plinth]

You can beat him without getting the ones you need to complete storylines for

[hushed hazel]

alexander the jar carries the fight

[unkempt plinth]

Yes, I'll just tank the hits with my 10 vigor, excellent idea there

[wind axle]

no but to get to radahn im pretty sure you have to do part of ranni's quest, which involves doing 3 other npc's quests

also you gotta meet da gamer alexander

[unkempt plinth]

You don't

[wind axle]

oh really?

[hard spindle]

This is such a hawt take

[unkempt plinth]

I beat rahdan without doing any of her quests

[hushed hazel]

the prerequisite is activating the grand lift of dectus i believe

[wind axle]

ic

[hard spindle]

Ur so hot foe sayin tha

[unkempt plinth]

Nope

Didn't do that either

[wind axle]

guess its time to start ng+

[hushed hazel]

well it's probably accessing altus in general then

[wind axle]

wish me luck

[unkempt plinth]

Went straight from Rennala to Rahdan

[wind axle]

should i rebirth before starting ng+?

[amber wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-cat-post-this-dog-post-this-cat-meme-post-this-dog-meme-post-this-cat-whenever-you-like-gif-22580233

[hard spindle]

No

[hushed hazel]

my friend did that and it literally didn't work, so

[unkempt plinth]

Depends if you want to try a new build in ng+

[wind axle]

which i do so imma take it as yes

[unkempt plinth]

Well it did for me, dunno what to tell you

[unkempt plinth]

Yes do that

[hushed hazel]

radahn has multiple prerequisites

you either have to activate the lift, do ranni's quest, or finish alexander's quest i'm pretty sure

[unkempt plinth]

I never noticed them

I've done none of those

[hushed hazel]

also some things prompt the 2 bosses before him to disappear

[hushed hazel]

forgot the other quest

the sorcerer woman's quest

forgot what she was called

[unkempt plinth]

Haven't talked to ranni, I talked to Alexander once in gaol mines and haven't touched the lift

[hushed hazel]

@wind axle drop me a hand of melania :)

[wind axle]

yall ready know what the fuck im boutta do

[wind axle]

no, mope

[hushed hazel]

i'll trade you a +10 coded sword for it!!

[unkempt plinth]

Clearly a faith build

[hushed hazel]

just invaded a moonveil user who spammed dodge 15 times then did their weapon art

sufficed to say i instakilled them because it's so easy to dodge

[wind axle]

this is fucking foul

[signal iris]

frost, do you have commoner leggings? or whatever they're called?

also why u have 4 slots?

[hushed hazel]

frost do u know if rotten winged sword talisman works with malenia wep art

[wind axle]

max is 4 slots you missed one somewhere

[wind axle]

pretty sure it does

[wind axle]

no

[hushed hazel]

nice

[hard spindle]

Yes

[hushed hazel]

bruhh just got into a 3v1 with a moonveil, madness spammer and a bleed katana user

killed the moonveil mf and bleed katana then got madness spammed

[hard spindle]

Don't suck?

I woulda clapped no difff

[hushed hazel]

1v1 me rn

[hard spindle]

I'm at college bc unlike u I'm not a mommy's boy who does nothing but play games

[signal iris]

ez

i love this

[hushed hazel]

magic users

[signal iris]

it's so free

do i even need my sword?

[hard spindle]

[void slate]

@hard spindle I love Randolando

[hard spindle]

I love Peter servo

[hard spindle]

Honestly magic is so cringe it's unreal

[hushed hazel]

bro im in limgrave and i just heard zombie noises and people screaming for no reason 💀

[wind axle]

detroit

[hushed hazel]

what is causing this

[hard spindle]

Pov you walked into brummy

[signal iris]

that would be the uhhh, people on those cross things

[hushed hazel]

can they shut up bro

i never heard this noise before

[hard spindle]

Nawh it's cool wym

[signal iris]

pain

wow, i beat them all

[thick orbit]

fourth zombie match

[dapper hazel]

360 ping

[thick orbit]

Yep... there isn't many players ;-;

All in Zombies

[hard spindle]

Please go outside ren

[hushed hazel]

elden ring pvp is so not fun

i've come against 7 dudes using the concrete slab and madness spear and just spamming lights thru block

[void slate]

Look what cake I have

[harsh quartz]

I am hungrier.

[thick orbit]

Hey hungrier

[void slate]

What did the bald man say

[thick orbit]

[void slate]

Oh

[hardy mesa]

Oh?

[wind axle]

Coulda just did the funny rock strat

[void slate]

Yes, I see it now

[wind axle]

okay this is pretty fucking fun

this is too fucking stupid lmfao

[thick orbit]

Anyone else buys all their clothes with holes in them?

[golden mica]

yes, I don't like cutting out the arm holes myself!

[thick orbit]

Yep same~!

[wind axle]

murder time

[golden mica]

journey

2

[void slate]

Hello chat, knock knock. Is your son Frost home?

[void slate]

No he's busy playing Elden Ring at his friend's house.

[barren dagger]

🤨

[smoky matrix]

lake of rot time

[wind axle]

ng+ easy as shit kek

just oneshot the first tree sent

[hard spindle]

OMG ITS A RIP OFF OF LAKE OF SHADOWS FROM DENSITY 2 THE VIDEOM GAME WTF

[wind axle]

⁉️

[unkempt plinth]

It only doubles the boss health

And rune drops

[exotic leaf]

that’s weird it doesnt scale other enemies too

[hard spindle]

HI LEW

IM RANDOLANDO

[exotic leaf]

yes

[hard spindle]

yes

[unkempt plinth]

It is ngl

But then again it doesn't really matter since you have end game everything

[wind axle]

Feels like it does tho

I can't oneshot these early enemies

[unkempt plinth]

I need to check rq

"The amount of runes received from enemies and bosses increases
Enemies and bosses deal more damage and have more health."

"Note: No new items or new enemies appear. All +1 and +2 versions of talismans can be acquired in a single playthrough."

Just everything is stronger

[mental oyster]

Anyone getting wonderlands?

[wind axle]

i found a pair

still need em?

[signal seal]

what game 🤔

Hey PC Elden ring folks, don't forget to back up your saves! there is a new hack that puts you under the map in an infinite death loop when killed by invaders!

bro wrong channel

If you're on Elden Ring and need to back up saves
C:\Users\username\AppData\Roaming\EldenRing

just copy that folder

Malcom Reynolds is back at it again

[willow quartz]

oop

[hushed hazel]

what

[signal seal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/tf3qvg/warning_hacker_invaders_will_destroy_your_save/

[void slate]

@exotic leaf Hello

[signal seal]

it doesn't really destroy your save file it puts you in a death loop.
BACK UP YOUR SAVES

i do it daily

[void slate]

My name is Peter Servo

[hushed hazel]

just spam map and teleport to roundtable

[signal seal]

your name is Peter Peter Placki ziemniaczane Eater

[signal seal]

that's working for some people

others are insta-dying depending on where they were dropped

[junior otter]

Anybody interested in bracket challenge? The podcast I cohost is sponsoring one with $10 in silver going to the winner.

[hushed hazel]

that's ass

bing do u happen to have a spare malenia sword

[signal seal]

no sorry i only have the one

[hushed hazel]

kk

[signal seal]

and it's so much fun!!!!

I feel like a flying blender 😄

[hushed hazel]

i wanna dual wield them in pvp for funny

i'm running it with 84 dex rn

[signal seal]

i'm really torn about dual weilding

like sometimes it feels so good and sometimes i feel like i'm fighting in molasses

[signal seal]

i really want to spec my mage into int str and run moonlight great sword

[hushed hazel]

i did that for a bit, the sword is very fun but it kinda struggles in pvp

[signal seal]

yeah i'm not really interested in PVP on my mage esp at level 100

i turned on my taunters tongue at RL150 on my main character and oof it was so bad

people play like absolute wankers at that RL

[hushed hazel]

i play at 135

it's all moonveil spammers that two shot you

[signal seal]

yeah so you have moonveil people with 80 int 🤮

[hushed hazel]

yup

[signal seal]

that's just not copacetic for me

i'm telling you spend a few hours making a low level dueler/invader

[hushed hazel]

nah i enjoy high level pvp

[signal seal]

i kill moonveil users with "short spear" frequently 😄

[hushed hazel]

i kill them by waiting for them to use their weapon art 15 times in a row until they have no fp, then catch them mid-flask with waterfowl dance

[signal seal]

but how do you possibly win a gank at that level

[hushed hazel]

waterfowl dance aoe can kill 3 people at once if you bait them

[signal seal]

sounds like some sort of BDSM 😄

[hushed hazel]

it's annoying to pull off but extremely funny

you just see like "3567" 3 times and then watch people fall over

[wind axle]

ez

[signal seal]

as you can see i'm still pretty excited i beat Melania 😄

[hushed hazel]

he says while wielding comet azur

[wind axle]

you dont see that shut up

[hushed hazel]

i see it.

[wind axle]

no you dont

[hushed hazel]

im running around with maliketh armour and malenia sword

bro i keep getting my message appraised because new players are heeding my warning

[signal seal]

yeah i am at like 30 on one of mine

[void slate]

Hello @signal seal

What are you going to bing watch this week?

[sharp vale]

I am sick AF guys

Got body aches and couldn't sleep all night

[void slate]

Corona?

[sharp vale]

Nah

It's uhhhh

Idk what it is

Probably a cold

Last night I kept waking up, shivering, I was so tired and in pain

[hushed hazel]

flu?

[sharp vale]

Yeah but I can't be invaded if I don't allow invasions

[sharp vale]

Probably

I took some medicine and I already feel better but just super worn out

[hushed hazel]

yh

[barren drift]

How can I say in English (in a professional way) that I want the packaging of a present to be really well done?

[sharp vale]

"When packaging my gift, could it be done with utmost quality?"

[sharp vale]

To be fair the way you said that is also already pretty professional. Unless you mean you want to use fancy speech

[signal seal]

i'm not sure but i can tell you some good stuff i have watched
High and Low by akira kurosowa so good

FINALLY!!!!

been farming this thing for ages

[barren drift]

It has to be formal (like business formal) but I'm lost lmao

[sharp vale]

Wdym you're lost. Business formal? Wtf is that supposed to mean

You do realize a lot of formal methods of speech are just normal ways of talking, right?

[mild crystal]

I'm having a brain fart - could someone remind me how I update charlemagne with my bungie ID name change please?

[sharp vale]

Simply saying "I would like my package to be gift wrapped and decorated in great quality" would be enough to make it "formal"

[mild crystal]

No, I'm not sure that's the way to update

[sharp vale]

There are several ways to do that, formally

[barren drift]

xD
I have to right it and I was told to use "formal" way of writing, which is quite vaguely precise I admit

I have all I need, thanks!

[exotic leaf]

elden ring off topic chat

[void slate]

Elden ring chat when

[exotic leaf]

here? never

[signal iris]

ya

[void slate]

I bought a bottle of Bepis and it had Ukrainian / Moldovian label @exotic leaf

[exotic leaf]

🅱️epis

[void slate]

Typical day in Poland

[sharp vale]

Bepis

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/bepis-aesthetic-bepis-meme-gif-22966543

[sharp vale]

BEPIS

[desert pilot]

friday is gonna be a good day

[void slate]

How come?

[desert pilot]

there was a hollywood movie filmed in my hometown late 2020 and its finally in theaters

im gonna go see it with my dad and sister

[void slate]

having alive dad is tight 😩

[desert pilot]

so true

[knotty cargo]

@ebon dew are you okay?

[pearl trail]

Anyone know why Charlemagne just keeps telling me interaction failed

[void slate]

Here's a song from me https://youtu.be/sxhcMkaGG48

[cold nebula]

https://img.pr0gramm.com/2022/03/16/3df417c9e4da39d8.jpg?fbclid=IwAR30l__7NXAgF14zgLmkgdmGiGvaeQva7Wor54XdRUlvYD-o05BIKcr2Osg

[steel helm]

Granny always looking out.

[sharp vale]

GUYS I BOUGHT A MUSTANG

Fucking sike this is a customer's Ecoboost mustang

[round patrol]

more cylinders = bigger penis diameter

[sharp vale]

Oil change time

[sharp vale]

Which is exactly why I have a v8

[round patrol]

and also why u are a midget

[sharp vale]

At least I get bitches

And own a car

If you use fram oil filters you deserve death

[round patrol]

an achievement impossible for most people in here

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/foss-no-bitches-no-hoes-0bitches-no-gif-24529727

[round patrol]

maidens as far as the eye can see

[sharp vale]

True tho

I can remove oil drain plugs without getting my hands dirty

But for the love of god oil filters ALWAYS get my hands dirty

NO MAMES WEY OTRAVEZ
The HOOD WON'T OPEN

[desert pilot]

peter you are becoming more based by the day

[void slate]

Should I become more acidic then

[desert pilot]

no no

[sharp vale]

Potassium

[desert pilot]

yeetim

[round patrol]

drink some phenolphthalein lets find out how based u actually are

if u are incredibly based it should come out looking like Lean

[sharp vale]

Ah yes, the Ecoboost mustang

[desert pilot]

i hate the lean jokes they are so unfunny

[round patrol]

cool find someone who cares

[sick wyvern]

Mustangs are cool but usually driven by the worst kind of people, same with huge trucks. At least in Tx…

[sharp vale]

Camaro drivers and charger drivers are the worst

Challenger drivers are usually super cool

[sick wyvern]

Mmhm…

[sharp vale]

I always talk to challenger drivers and they're never as problematic as Camaro drivers and charger drivers

[sick wyvern]

Any kind of ego boosting muscle car or jacked up truck

[sharp vale]

Mustang guys, I have good experience with mustang guys

And Camaro guys are a mixed bag

I've met one and he was incredibly cool

[sick wyvern]

Eh probably because I live in a sort of well off area and it’s usually snobby white kids. Especially since I live next to the high school

[mild crystal]

I have a very funny video in my friends mustang. Flooring jt down a country road drunk and he almost swerved off the road and my friend is just screaming nonsense in the background

[void slate]

@desert pilot 🤝 @sharp vale

[desert pilot]

[void slate]

Do you want to see my mom?

[desert pilot]

sure

your mom is badass

[near hill]

Wanna see my dad?

https://tenor.com/view/gun-nerf-gun-full-combat-gear-gif-17402832

[void slate]

Wanna see my dad?

[near hill]

your dad is badass

[void slate]

So is yours

[near hill]

Tiktok told me 5 ways to help out ukraine so guess what i'm doing

[void slate]

I only know this one https://youtu.be/4L0tHAShL7g

[near hill]

The goat

[void slate]

Whatever you say, boomer. 🆗, boomer.

🐐

[near hill]

Anyone else notice that her chest size grew 5 sizes in that clip?

[signal iris]

malenia phase 2

[near hill]

Just me?

[somber anvil]

Claire

[signal iris]

yes?

[near hill]

Luna

[void slate]

anuL

[near hill]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-one-eyebrow-raised-rock-staring-the-rock-gif-22113367

[signal iris]

this is so ironic

[void slate]

We lost another one

@vital roost

[hushed hazel]

[sharp vale]

Yeetim stay takin W's in D2PCLFG chat

[void slate]

@sharp vale Is this the truth behind femboys

[signal iris]

i struggled w phase 1 bc she kills me in 2 hits, and im using azur comet
and i finally did it after like 5 tries and saw a cutscene and i was like "fuck, there's a second phase"

[hushed hazel]

i got her to first phase on my first attempt then died instantly on 2nd phase cos i didnt know what move she was doin

i think malenia took me like 7-8 attempts but they were very stressful

[sharp vale]

Yes

[signal iris]

yeah, i died instantly in the second phase, some aoe attack
my mimic was doing good damage after i died, so i assume she's weaker in the second phase

[hushed hazel]

i don't think she is, she just tends to heal less

her 2nd phase is 'easier' but it's basically the same fight

[signal iris]

that shit is annoying, and she's agile too, my comet is really a hit or miss

[hushed hazel]

yea its one of the few bosses azure cheese doesnt work on

sword of night and flame kinda works but only if your mimic gets her in a corner

[sharp vale]

Or you could be Pog like me and just melee dodge

[signal iris]

honestly enjoying this build

[void slate]

How are you today, Clara Sandwich

[signal iris]

sad

[quick hearth]

[somber anvil]

@quick hearth

[signal iris]

me

[signal seal]

i just did so many painful jumping puzzles in elden ring i'm so exhausted 😐

i am the worst at parkour

[void slate]

Goofnight everyone, have gun

[signal seal]

bye Peter

[void slate]

[lyric thicket]

.overloads 853464101082890250

[signal seal]

i just was embarrassed during in an invasion because i missed like 3 parries in a row and jumped off a cliff

and then the host jumped after me thinking i was running 😄

[signal iris]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-double-crowd-funny-omg-gif-16929018

[signal seal]

task failed successfully ||cringe that i said that ngl||

[signal iris]

were you invading?

[signal seal]

yeah

i never summon only invade

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/run-that-gif-24757945

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/kthsjuui-kthsjuul-gif-23500358

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/170438119894548480/953761892239822889/Jett.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/585432411106443274/953759241192235068/Reveal.mp4

[cold nebula]

Hello

[sharp vale]

Bye

[signal iris]

@lament egret

[lament egret]

me

[cold nebula]

[signal iris]

he sounded a little like lego yoda when he dies

i mean, not exactly, but it made me think of it
https://youtu.be/mMo5n9A-vmA

[thin kelp]

i did see this, it was very amusing, air definitely came out of my nose

[queen osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/170438119894548480/953761565662908476/Strike.mp4

[sharp vale]

Subuwu

[signal seal]

top mounted intercooler

yes hi it's me hairy short guy with a midlife crisis, can i get a car with a hole in the hood please?

[sharp vale]

At least it has functional ram air

My challenger has two holes in the hood and both of them are useless

[signal iris]

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1857177168343390760/D2BC8C0A7E6C65D54FEB0136B51EB46440E396E0/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

[signal seal]

yeah subarus get really good air induction

but c'mon who wants a goofy spoiler and a hole in your hood

[sharp vale]

Goofy spoiler, no. Functional hole in the hood? Yes.

[signal seal]

have you seen the legacy's without the hole but with the scoop

[ripe elk]

hi

[sharp vale]

Goofy spoiler detected

[thin kelp]

+5 speed

[sharp vale]

I love legacy's, they're nice

[signal seal]

i don't like subarus. they're made out of tin. you can hear all the rocks in your fenders

can't take a hit either

[sharp vale]

True

[signal seal]

disclaimer: i owned a subaru for a few years

[sharp vale]

Ew

[signal seal]

not impressed with AWD in the snow

[sharp vale]

Now you own something worse

[signal seal]

it only makes a difference when you go from a stop

[sharp vale]

A golf 🤢🤮

Bing

[signal seal]

it's fast, if i bring it to a hotel i get to park it in front because it looks good

i park it next to cars that cost 2-10x more

[sharp vale]

Some dude told me

That a tune on my challenger the way it is

[signal seal]

i think tunes are less effective without a boost

[thin kelp]

all i know is BMW costs = 🤡

[sharp vale]

40rwh gain

[thin kelp]

and how to jumpstart a car

[signal seal]

40 is significant

granted my base tune gives me 150 whp

[sharp vale]

I have cold air and exhaust so 40rwh ain't bad

[signal seal]

but 20 at your current power is noticable

120-140 not noticeable but 300-320 you will feel it

[sharp vale]

Is it plausible though?

To get 40hp gain off of just exhaust and intake?

[signal seal]

you would need a tune

can't just change things

just if you do go quiet loud cars are so obnoxious

much better to burn out with no engine noise, i think that is really cool

[lament egret]

you guys ever seen a sea spider

[sharp vale]

I already have the car modified but never tuned

[sharp vale]

You mean a crab?

[signal seal]

i would

[lament egret]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sg-uksxnME

[night hearth]

Hey super random question but is anyone really good at Calc 3 I'm pretty hardstuck rn on my final

[sharp vale]

700$ tune for 40whp? Possible? Or seems unlikely?

Typically exhaust and cold air usually don't make over 25WHP

[signal seal]

yeah it's the price. if you can afford 3 tunes i'd say get 1

otherwise don't bother

[sharp vale]

I could afford three tunes

This dude is claiming that one tune cane give me 40whp gains

[signal seal]

does the shop have a good reputation?

[sharp vale]

I mean yeah

[signal seal]

40 is a lot

[sharp vale]

They tune a bunch of mopars

[sharp arch]

Off topic chat

What it do, how it be

[sharp sage]

me when twitch applies daylight savings to subs but not primes meaning i can resub with prime for an extra hour

[vestal ember]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-bug-stick-bugged-bug-dancing-bug-dancing-gif-18059923

[modest lark]

no

[bronze plume]

USA#6050 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[modest lark]

spaalone babaguuscooties ur self

[severe musk]

hello skrypted do u remember me

[vestal ember]

yes

[severe musk]

Remember good things right? fond memories

[thin kelp]

[vestal ember]

pepela

[signal seal]

rekt

[golden mica]

wait this npc just gave me a +8?!!?
https://i.imgur.com/Jf17h86.jpeg

[sharp vale]

Yeah but you're not speced for it

[golden mica]

a man can respec

still having fun with night sword, though I expected more dmg tbh

[signal seal]

+8 is like +3.5

or is that a sombering stone weapon 🤔

[sharp vale]

No point in speccing for the rapier tho

You're better off speccing for a great sword

Damage scales way better on large weapons

[thin kelp]

how about you spec into getting some bitches

[sharp vale]

Ironic coming from you post NINJA

[thin kelp]

i have tons of bitches

[sharp vale]

You got 0 bitches

[thin kelp]

here ill show u

smh

[sharp vale]

No mames

[thin kelp]

😤 stop talking shit yeetim, you literally get 0

shya on the left is being a little edgy, but its just a phase

[sharp vale]

Time to go blanky mode

[golden mica]

this is not good
https://i.imgur.com/53bWZsD.jpeg

[mild crystal]

Hey yall, my friend just said that I underestimate the Sorrow's Verse, what is yalls opinion on that??

[golden mica]

yup, giant greatsword boi

[golden mica]

You'll want to ask in #💬destiny-chat, this is the chat for all things not density related

but no the gun is junk

[sharp vale]

Just run past em and fall off onto the platforms asap

Because they will follow you down

[golden mica]

I just killed them

[sharp vale]

I just punched em off

[golden mica]

I don't believe you

christ this is the first boss I've ran into that actually dodges, this is no beuno

2nd hardest boss to date , not even a real boss
https://i.imgur.com/sPqM2XQ.jpeg

[unkempt plinth]

you're going to have so much fun later

[golden mica]

No, I'm not

that's the whole point of the cursed game

[earnest aurora]

Voodoo 1 viper on station your journey ends here pilot the skys belong to me no were to run no were to hide

[unkempt plinth]

nah, you're definitely going to have fun on the harder version

[thin kelp]

[vestal ember]

pepela

[lucid sigil]

@golden mica have you found the elden ring yet

[golden mica]

no, it doesn't exist

[lucid sigil]

wtf

[unkempt plinth]

it's broken

[hardy mesa]

typical maidenless response

[severe lodge]

my game won't start and idk what to do DX

[golden mica]

rate build pls?! what to improve
https://i.imgur.com/81v0mLN.jpeg

[signal seal]

spells but no staff 🤔

[golden mica]

spells were from old build

idk what to do with them now

[signal seal]

they're still worth using

staff is almost no weight

[vestal ember]

only staff worth using

[signal seal]

i've had 0 urge to play my mage

i don't even remember where i am, i know i'm in Leyndell but i have like 10 hours on it

[vestal ember]

i wish this was better 😭

@signal seal can i summon you for a sec

i need to test buff stacking

[signal seal]

yeah what pw

[signal seal]

first step?

[vestal ember]

password P

send a red sign

[signal seal]

my sign is down

[vestal ember]

go into status menu and tell me which buffs work

ok i think all 3 of them stack

[signal seal]

milenias armor isn't very good too just keep that in mind

[vestal ember]

one of my buffs didnt apply to you

because i dont think it counted you as an ally

[signal seal]

oh

[vestal ember]

do buffs get incant scaling?

[signal seal]

idk

not really enough faith to be using many of them yet

did dex first only 33 faith atm i think

[vestal ember]

only need 38 faith

to use golden vow, blessing of the erdtree, protection of the erdtree

[signal seal]

yeah i'd like 80/80 dex faith eventually

possibly arcane for pyro as well

[vestal ember]

every pyro worthless except

[signal seal]

seriously?

[vestal ember]

yes

[signal seal]

oh well at least i have it

[vestal ember]

best spells in game are lightning spear, flame of fell god, those 3 buffs i listed, stars of ruin, comet azure

[signal seal]

unlike the flame of frenzy talisman 😦

[vestal ember]

and a few sorcery spells like glintstone shit

[signal seal]

madness spells are pretty strong against some bosses

one cast is enough to stagger

[vestal ember]

except you'll kill yourself before you kill them with it

madness affects the caster as well

[signal seal]

it's not my only move

[vestal ember]

what madness spell are you using

[signal seal]

but it hits really hard when you get an opening and often staggers them

[vestal ember]

the eye laser?

[signal seal]

flame of frenzy

[vestal ember]

oh this one

[signal seal]

i literally just got unendurable frenzy today

[normal fern]

Can anyone here kickflip? Or alt do a backflip?

[signal seal]

i beat NG and am just going through every nook and cranny now

I can't get the frenzied great shield because the enemy won't attack the tent (or me)

but i did the painting puzzles, the evergaols i missed, killed baby mogh, collected dragon stones

[lucid sigil]

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/tfz3rz/eli5_why_be_born_just_to_die/

[normal fern]

doomer type beat

[golden mica]

@vestal ember how do I activate raddahm festival

[wind axle]

Meet Alexander at limgrave bridge then Gael tunnel exit

[golden mica]

I killed alexander

[wind axle]

You fucking what

[golden mica]

necessary evil

[wind axle]

Dude

If you finished his quest you would've gotten the better version of that

Also I think you're forced to do ranni's quest now, to kill radahn

[signal seal]

and the jar Hat 😮

[golden mica]

yes but quest goes far into end game

[signal seal]

trust me i regret not doing it and missing the jar hat

[wind axle]

Why are you speedrunning an open world

[golden mica]

I like researching things

[wind axle]

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/swim-sim-sims-gif-9305592

[vestal ember]

op as fuck wtf

[exotic leaf]

whole chats getting kissed

[vestal ember]

elden ring update moment

1.6gb pausechamp

[signal seal]

they fixed arcane scaling

[turbid igloo]

my school laptop has been 1 percent for 92 days

fakeorreal

[vestal ember]

rivers of blood

[signal seal]

hoarfrost stomp got nerfed

not like it won't still proc frostbite anyway

[vestal ember]

nothing surprising there

was literally the speedrun ash of war

[signal seal]

sword of night and flame nerfed

and mimic tear

[lament egret]

real

[signal seal]

and "other enemy and weapon balance changes" whatever that means

[vestal ember]

i just used mimic tear for a boss i didnt even know was in the game

[signal seal]

which boss?

[vestal ember]

mohg

[signal seal]

you didn't know about mohg on NG+9

there's 2 you know 😄

[vestal ember]

not mohg the omen

i knew about shardbearer mohg

[signal seal]

i just fought mohg the omen today as i'm cleaning up my playthrough

was like baby mohg

[vestal ember]

did you find funny flame frenzy ending

[signal seal]

no because i missed the NPC quest lines associated with it

so i missed some items

like frenzy flame seal

i'm going to do the ||Renna ending i think||

[vestal ember]

ranni?

[signal seal]

yeah the names are all stupid in this game

Like 400 Godricks

and they're all different

[vestal ember]

ranni's dark moon poop

dark moon blade good

[signal seal]

it's good ad clear

if you can aim it right

[vestal ember]

flame of fell is better for ad clear

explosion damage + lingering fire damage

[signal seal]

yeah i haven't played my mage much

also that's an incantation

you need to be like level 300 to max faith and int

@golden mica they nerfed your sword

like just now

[vestal ember]

forget faith just go int

unless you pvp then go faith

[signal seal]

my second character will do int first

mage shit is boring

[vestal ember]

end game mage character:
mimic tear
comet azure
😴

[signal seal]

mimic tear nerf 🙄

[vestal ember]

hp and dmg nerf?

[signal seal]

behavior and weapon damage

[vestal ember]

mimic tear behaviour

[signal seal]

not sure how that will affect comet

yeah mimic tear behavior

[vestal ember]

probably will make them cast less spells?

my mimic was using all the spells i had memorized

erdtree healed me outta nowhere

[signal seal]

yeah i like when they cast buffs on me 😄

out of fucking nowhere

[vestal ember]

if you only memorize terra magicus and comet azure and summon the mimic

that mimic becomes an actual problem

NOOO

good thing i literally just picked up the finger shield though

[golden mica]

that's hilarious god that hurts

I was literally just fighting radhaan and got booted off

@vestal ember new plan?!?!
frost hammer thing maybe?!?!

[vestal ember]

time to crutch the next best weapon

[golden mica]

I'm not apologetic about it

is frost hammer best option or?

[vestal ember]

next best option is moonveil or meteoric ore blade

[golden mica]

moonveil so short range 😩

[vestal ember]

rivers of blood v good now with arcane scaling fixed

[golden mica]

I like keeping my distance cause i can't dodge 😩

mage build maybe?!!?

[vestal ember]

the mage arc

lusat's glintstone staff highest sorcery scaling

[golden mica]

is good?!?

[vestal ember]

most op

[golden mica]

I will try rahdan some more, and if not I will go on new arc

[vestal ember]

needs 52 int for staff

[golden mica]

that's fine, i'm like lvl 90 something now

[vestal ember]

huge

[golden mica]

we do a little re-speccing

[turbid igloo]

Who?

who is the guy

that does like the horor shows

with the sweating meme

[golden mica]

Decreased Ash of War, Hoarfrost Stomp’s damage and increase cast time
💀 speedrunners on watch

[wind axle]

They nerfed night/flame

[golden mica]

yes we've had that conversation

we were now discussing what OP build I will abuse next

I'm going to look into da staff krypted recommended

[wind axle]

Use lusat's staff + comet azur

Basically same as night/flame if not better

[golden mica]

I will figure out how to find those whilst game patches

[fast cedar]

F*cking new it was coming

[fast cedar]

Please tell me this also fixes insta-curse

[fast cedar]

It hopefully means a bajillion vigor is no longer mandatory for NG+ and beyond.

[signal seal]

@vestal ember where did you get the fingerprint shield?

is it the item in the parkour puzzle under the tent at the bottom?

[vestal ember]

no under the tent is a note about miquella's needle

theres a hidden sort of path if you face that tent and turn around

[signal seal]

so i just missed it

well i died like 1000 times trying to figure that shit out

[golden mica]

Im guessing I won't be able to retrieve my smouldering stones I committed to funny night sword

[signal seal]

omg i just watched a video i was right there

no as long as you didn't use a dragon stone you're good though

[golden mica]

I got mine to +6 or +7 :(

Idk how to get more 5-7s

[vestal ember]

me

[wind axle]

They're all from the same questline

It's a pretty early-mid game quest

[wind axle]

Could always just get the bell bearings and buy an infinite amount

[golden mica]

Goodie, means I can just go get my new stuff now and return to raddhan with new loadout

[vestal ember]

i was lied to. its worth still is 0

[wind axle]

Lmfao

Crossbows and bows feel so bad in this game

Honestly in all souls games

The only time I saw a ranged weapon have any use was in Bloodborne for parrying

[vestal ember]

@wind axle go get

[signal seal]

well now that i broke the floor you don't die anymore if you fall

[vestal ember]

if you walk up to the door and take off all your armor you can open it

for frenzied flame and red eyes

0 stamina 💀

[wind axle]

Where from

[wind axle]

Holy fuck

[vestal ember]

mohg secret room

in subterranean shunning grounds

[wind axle]

Ew I hate that area

It's so cramped and there's so many omens

[vestal ember]

thats life.

[wind axle]

Cringe

Also I apparently got all legendary armaments by accident

what the fuck

[vestal ember]

pepela

[wind axle]

why is it a 46 gb patch

[thick orbit]

Didn't cod need you to redownload the whole game

[wind axle]

okay but like cmon now

[golden mica]

that's not the patch

[golden mica]

slow internet spotted
took me 20m

[wind axle]

fuck you mean slow

[vestal ember]

shut

[golden mica]

wait dafuq, I had 1.6gb & then a patch of 34gb lol

[wind axle]

its all downloaded its just slow to update

[golden mica]

also frost wym comet azure & lusat are in the same quest, they couldn't be further apart

[wind axle]

its the same quest???

[vestal ember]

yes

[wind axle]

its all under sellen's quest

[vestal ember]

yes

[wind axle]

yes

[golden mica]

ah I'll go talk to sellen some more, on the map they are forever apart

[vestal ember]

but you only need to progress to lusat to get comet azure

you dont need to even find sellen or azur

[golden mica]

comet azure is in a spot I haven't even been yet

[wind axle]

nah its azur to get comet azur

its in da name 🗿

also you get their armor set + staff if you visit them after her quest is done

[vestal ember]

lusat is the guy beside maggie

right

[wind axle]

cmon now i just wanna play

[signal seal]

are those spells?

[wind axle]

lusat is the guy in that one dungeon

[vestal ember]

oops then azur is the guy beside maggie

[wind axle]

yer

[signal seal]

i'm not doing that ending this playthrough i know you can go through the door

[vestal ember]

no they're conditionals to get the frenzied flame ending

[wind axle]

azur, lusat, and great-jar are all gigachads

they dont say anything yet they give you some of the best things in the game

[vestal ember]

PotU

lusat is worthless lol

azur gives you the good helmet and spell

wait lusat gives stars of ruin.....

or some legendary spell i think

[wind axle]

lusat gives stars of ruin

also lusat has his staff 🗿

best staff in the game 🗿

[vestal ember]

ok nvm they are all worth im tweakin

[wind axle]

oh wait no im tweakin too his staff is in sellia

[vestal ember]

?!

goodbye forever

[wind axle]

⁉️

FUCK LET ME PLAY THE GAME WHYS IT GOTTA BE A 1 HOUR LONG PATCH

[lament egret]

[golden mica]

I'm still dealing 1500 with night tbh, doesn't seem too bad

now if I could just avoid being hit :))))

[wind axle]

with the fire or the laser

[golden mica]

laser, why would i use fire on rahdan

[wind axle]

true

[sharp vale]

I really want to play elden ring tn

But I am so sick I'm physically in pain and don't want to sit up to play

[vestal ember]

@golden mica how far have u gotten on radahn ?

[vestal ember]

aw

i wanted to see a reaction to his phase 2

[lament egret]

i think doing my nightly squats murdered my stomach i feel so nauseous

[sharp vale]

No you're just sick

[lament egret]

zamn

[vestal ember]

most gigachad boss in all of souls series

[sharp vale]

Koesick

[sharp vale]

Nameless king is more gigachad

[wind axle]

doesnt even have a name, L

[golden mica]

not too bad, 10 attempts give or take

[wind axle]

pog

oh god you put nothing into health fp and stamina huh

[golden mica]

?!?

[wind axle]

Nevermind I'm stupid ignore me

[sharp vale]

Your name is frost: L

Generic

[wind axle]

your name is yeetim

dead meme L + tim L

[sharp vale]

"she kinda bad tho? Is that frost?"

[wind axle]

WHAT THE FUCK WAIT

[sharp vale]

LOL

[wind axle]

WHYD IT GO BACK DOWN

[sharp vale]

L

Mine took 10 minutes

[wind axle]

WHAT THE FUCK GMGAGIAMGAGNE A

[golden mica]

💀

[wind axle]

game bad

[sharp vale]

@wind axle https://youtu.be/tMhabr5odpw

[wind axle]

[sharp vale]

Your discord user is poggers frost + dead meme + frost meme which is also dead + bad internet + slow car + ratio + you're unbased + you're a virgin

[wind axle]

L - ratio

you dont even get the ratio this time

[sharp vale]

L + ratio + your internet sucks

Took so many Ls today you EVEN LOST THE DOWNLOAD DATA

[wind axle]

[sharp vale]

Never disrespect the coolest boss in souls game history: the nameless king

The nameless CHAD

[wind axle]

wait they buffed stars of ruin lmao

why would they do that

[vestal ember]

disaster

[wind axle]

you couldnt even dodge the full thing to begin with, now they made it cheaper so it could be spammed even more

[sharp vale]

No MAMES

Frost tell me all the fixes

Tell me arcane has been fixed

[wind axle]

It has been fixed yes

[sharp vale]

LET'S GOOOOO

Tell me my body will download a new patch rn to make me stop feeling this fever and body ache

[golden mica]

staff obtained, going to get azur comet next, other spells? armour? @vestal ember

[vestal ember]

terra magicus

graven school talisman

godfrey icon

azur's glintstone crown

[sharp vale]

Let me get your icon shawty 😩

[golden mica]

ty frend

[vestal ember]

you'll also need cerulean hidden tear and the magic shrouding cracked tear @golden mica

[tawny rune]

What is the timelost weapon this week?

[void slate]

Hey hey hey

Guess who is stuck on a train because the train management aystem has broken down

[last vessel]

yo!!

[vestal ember]

LF2M Iron Banner - Semi-Sweat / Semi-Chill - Be Decent (positive KDA) - PVP Room 1 - Lets mercy them

[last vessel]

LF2M Iron Banner - Semi-Sweat / Semi-Chill - Be Decent (positive KDA) - PVP Room 1 - Lets mercy them

[mental oyster]

I’m sad night and flame is nerfed

[vestal ember]

night and flame crutchers

[void slate]

How are you this fine day

[mental oyster]

And I didn’t even get to use the mimic summon lmao. I’m suprised they nerfed the ai on it? Seems like a weird punishment

[sharp vale]

L bozo

[void slate]

Now that the train traffic is broken should I still go to work or take a day off. @sharp vale

[vestal ember]

the ai on mimic tear used to be npc invader level

[void slate]

I have no idea how long it will take

[vestal ember]

idk how bad it is now

[void slate]

It could take hours before trains are restored

[mental oyster]

Yeah but they actually made it have good ai. What is it gonna do now? Stand there lmao

[wind axle]

isnt graven mass better

oh wait nvm its like super far ahead

[signal seal]

i would test it on Malenia but i just killed her

if it can't survive 1st phase people are fuuuucked

[thin kelp]

imagine not beating the boss first try

just quit

[signal seal]

if anyone beats her first try they're gods

[thin kelp]

you're looking at em

no armor, no weapons, just good old fist

[golden mica]

lost 80k runes, I'd normally be sad, but funny farm is funny

[thin kelp]

how about u farm some bitches

[vestal ember]

D:

[golden mica]

https://tenor.com/view/samuel-l-jackson-god-damn-pulp-fiction-gif-7758365

[sharp vale]

Work

I'm sick as fuck and I plan on toughening through it for work

[thin kelp]

Hight quality movie scene gif reply

[sharp vale]

Me

[thin kelp]

stfu

🧢

[vestal ember]

me

[sharp vale]

At least I get bitches

So I don't have to farm them

[thin kelp]

not for long, them mfs have expiration dates 💀

[sharp vale]

You're right

But I'll get new ones

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

@thin kelp please get me some medicine post nin

[thin kelp]

anything i would have would be over the counter

[sharp vale]

Okay that's all I take anyways

Fuck prescriptions

Prescriptions are for wussies

[thin kelp]

LEAN 💜

[sharp vale]

Oh you gonna go to the doctor because you have a fever??

You can't handle a little temperature?

[thin kelp]

i hope this is satire, i cant tell

[sharp vale]

What's it gonna do? Kill you?

[thin kelp]

ok, satire

[sharp vale]

Yes

Duh, obviously some illnesses you absolutely need to get prescriptions and studies on

[thin kelp]

how about you get a prescription for some bitches

[sharp vale]

I however, just don't go to the doctor

[mental oyster]

Did they nerf that shield that shoots ?

[thin kelp]

too easy

[sharp vale]

Honestly bro the ones I got rn are like oxycodone

I'd rather get prescribed some nice bitches

[void slate]

@sharp vale They say the whole network in Poland broke down we aren't going anywhere for several hours.

I think we've just been cyber attacked.

[sharp vale]

That means most people ain't showing up to work anyways

Just go home, stay out of the streets

[void slate]

I guess bus is an only option now.

But I have an e scooter with me

😩

[sharp vale]

@thin kelp posty let's go to post Malone concert

[thin kelp]

mid

[vestal ember]

they fixed it not nerfed

[sharp vale]

Mean

[mental oyster]

What was bugged

[sharp vale]

Your mom

[thin kelp]

gotem

[sharp vale]

I hope she feels better

[mental oyster]

nice so no one knows

[void slate]

Is this a nice day

[void slate]

Polish school of design

[quick hearth]

Heard moonveil and other stuff got nerfed

[thick orbit]

Polish schools really shine

[quick hearth]

[wind axle]

come the fuck on its already been an hour

[hollow marten]

swag

[thick orbit]

Frost be like

[sharp vale]

NO FUCKING WAY

NO FUCKING WAYYY

Okay look

There's this show on Netflix called travelers right

[thick orbit]

no way

[sharp vale]

And I'm like "huh, sounds like a desnsiny related thing",

Obviously it's not density related

But the way they talk it always reminds me of density

[thick orbit]

yeah I heard about it I think

[void slate]

Guys is it true that Belarus was attacked

[thick orbit]

Yeet why are Like a version songs so good

[sharp vale]

And there's this scene where this dude is like "wtf is a traveler", because there's this phenomena called travelers where people from the future come to the past via taking over someone's mind

And then immediately after that

[golden mica]

Glint Staff ✅
Azur Comet ✅
terra magicus
graven school talisman
godfrey icon
azur's glintstone crown

[sharp vale]

This DUDE STARTS MAKING BETS UNDER EXOTIC NAMES LOL

[thick orbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb4sIiGLXvc

[sharp vale]

https://youtu.be/cm53MrGGCWM

[thin kelp]

so dumb

[thick orbit]

damn

[void slate]

Guys I think something serious is going on

[sharp vale]

That's in season two look at this

DOWN AND DOUBT I haven't heard of that IN AGES

https://www.reddit.com/r/DestinyTheGame/comments/c3vp0t/netflix_series_travelers_has_a_big_destiny/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[void slate]

First all trains in Poland stopped and now Belarus is being bombed??? shit

[sharp vale]

No mames

This is turning into actual ww3

[void slate]

But will I get to work

[thick orbit]

nearly 30k

[thin kelp]

jeepers

[void slate]

I'm going back home