💬off-topic-no-destiny-talk

[hushed hazel]

you can beat moonveil users if you just keep hitting them with jump heavies

bro same 💀

[wind axle]

True

[smoky matrix]

I don't think you hit me with red once

[wind axle]

I know 💀

[smoky matrix]

Cause I can just sprint up and hit you

Cause the windup is 10 years

[wind axle]

I was even using the talisman that sped up the cast time 💀

[smoky matrix]

Misery

[wind axle]

And I had like 50 dex 💀

[unkempt plinth]

you’re saying they aren’t spell swords?

[hushed hazel]

i grabbed gargoyle twinblade with red lightning incants but they all have horrid range and cast time + very telepgraphed

[wind axle]

Shit takes fucking eons to cast

[hushed hazel]

what?

[unkempt plinth]

moonveil users

[hushed hazel]

your point makes no sense

[golden mica]

bruh i'm playing elden ring with an irl friend, he has 80 faith and nothing else

[hushed hazel]

i just said you can beat moonveil users with malenia's hand if you spam jump heavies

[unkempt plinth]

dodge and use magic?

[smoky matrix]

Faith can go very hard

[hushed hazel]

do you read

[unkempt plinth]

you never specified the weapon

[hushed hazel]

bro we were talking about malenia's hand in pvp + i wasn't talking to you 💀

[sharp vale]

Duh

Once I get more materials I'm gonna main the claymore

[wind axle]

What weapon should I try to main for Ng+

[hushed hazel]

have you beat godrick yet yeet?

[wind axle]

Moonveil kinda sleeper after using it for 100+ hours straight

[unkempt plinth]

rahdan’s swords

[hushed hazel]

dark moon greatsword

[teal temple]

i got that drip

[sharp vale]

Yeah, bro I did it without leveling once c'mon now

[hushed hazel]

use his greatsword

[sharp vale]

@smoky matrix look at me get my ass beat

[unkempt plinth]

that has a faith requirement though

[wind axle]

Seems boring no lie

[wind axle]

What do

[unkempt plinth]

big swords though

[smoky matrix]

I will not because I am out

[unkempt plinth]

nobody tell him

[wind axle]

The weapon art seems trash

You just pull enemies in

[signal seal]

My internet is out for 6 hours

[sharp vale]

Who tf is this ensha of royal remains and why did I whoop their ass in four hits

[hushed hazel]

it's moonlight greatsword from bloodborne

[wind axle]

L

[smoky matrix]

Can press it again to slam down

[sharp vale]

Tell me what, that the boss is easy and I'm incredibly underleveled? Yeah I'm aware

[wind axle]

Elden Ring is my first Soulslike that I finished so I have no idea what it does

[sharp vale]

Unfortunately I'm not gonna level up just to beat a boss LMAO, c'mon now

[unkempt plinth]

no no, that’s the easier version of that boss

[wind axle]

He's the edgelord that stands outside Gideon's room

[hushed hazel]

basically the weapon art powers it up and makes the heavy attack shoot projectile waves, scales with int

[teal temple]

oh y'all are talking about elden cringe, it sounded lame enough

[signal seal]

Moonlight great sword is in all souls games

[wind axle]

Eh

[sharp vale]

Bing already pointed that out

[signal iris]

moonlight greatsword has been in fromsoft games since ds1

[unkempt plinth]

you fight them in another fight and it’s a lot harder

[hushed hazel]

yea i know but it was iconic in BB imo

[sharp vale]

I'm just fighting bosses underleveled, if I can perform this well while underleveled then I really don't care for difficulty lol

Lots of bosses people say "oh this is hard" but it usually takes me one or very few tries

[hushed hazel]

most hard bosses don't come until end game

[sharp vale]

I ran through DS3 because of soul farming and I don't plan on running through elden ring

[unkempt plinth]

a lot of the bosses have very rampant scaling

[sharp vale]

Bc I actually want to enjoy elden ring for a long term experience

[hushed hazel]

only bosses i severely struggled with were Radahn/Melania

[wind axle]

Should I go for str build or more magic I can't decide

[hushed hazel]

aka the two bosses that are op for the sake of being op

[hushed hazel]

double hammer str

[unkempt plinth]

only bosses I’ve really struggled with was magma wyrm 1 and rennala phase 2

[hushed hazel]

rennala???

and magma wyrm???

[unkempt plinth]

I was using a magic build

[hushed hazel]

they are 2 of the easiest bosses i've ever fought

[unkempt plinth]

gaol tunnels magma wyrm is a pain

[hushed hazel]

all magma wyrms are a joke

their attacks are stupidly easily to dodge

[signal seal]

Melania was another animal. Radan wasn't bad compared to her but she passed me off a lot less

[hushed hazel]

yea radahn was easier but made me angrier

i actually enjoyed the melania fight even if it was hard

[teal temple]

🤮 elden cringe in chat today

[unkempt plinth]

have you seen how small the gaol tunnel arena is?

one charge covers half the arena in lava

[signal seal]

Someone died at the tree sentinel and got a refund

[hushed hazel]

it's the same as every other mine boss arena

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cringe-rail-gun-レールガン-gif-5699149

people who like elden ring ^

[void slate]

Pride

[teal temple]

i saved 60$ by switching to not even buying it

[signal seal]

Hoarax was easy but passed me off so bad

Pissed

[unkempt plinth]

did you do it extremely overleveled?

[wind axle]

L

[hushed hazel]

i did the entirety of caelid at 83

[unkempt plinth]

so much higher than when I did it

[sharp vale]

Can someone PLEASE tell me why this dude wearing royal remains armor just fucking DIED

[hushed hazel]

you were underlevelled then lol

[signal seal]

There are a few annoying magma worms and draconic sentinel

Saying the magma worm is not saying much

[teal temple]

🤗 i am going to break your spinal column

[sharp vale]

I am the edgelord now

[hushed hazel]

i have never struggled with any of the field bosses

[signal seal]

Skill issue

[unkempt plinth]

I did it at like 30 before margit, you just seem to be overleveled

[hushed hazel]

i went to caelid after doing all of limgrave and raya lucaria, no rune farming

[sharp vale]

I literally FOUR TAPPED HIM

[signal seal]

Not struggle but maybe you get knocked onto lava or scarlet rot and die

[sharp vale]

Why did he just randomly attack me after I traveled back to the round table

[signal seal]

Lore

[sharp vale]

I don't understand

[hushed hazel]

never really had that happen tbh, though sometimes the night's cavalry do have some annoying hits

[sharp vale]

Explain it to me bing

[signal seal]

The draconian sentinel in the scarlet rot lake?

Where you fight on a 5x5 platform

[signal seal]

On mobile not happening

[wind axle]

Maybe I should try a stupid anime build

Bloodhound step on dual Nagakiba or something stupid like that

[signal seal]

Weeb

[sharp vale]

Break it down I'm CONFUSED

[wind axle]

He does that after you kill a certain boss

[signal seal]

I'm on mobile its pain to even write this

[wind axle]

Please 😳 😳 😳

[hushed hazel]

yea ngl i killed that boss with bleed in like 5 seconds

[signal seal]

Oh yeah I never used bleed

[hushed hazel]

i started as samurai so i just used katana until altus

[signal seal]

Winged axe was as bleeding as I ever got

[sharp vale]

I'm assuming it's the boss sitting under the cliff? I forgot what his name was

I killed him too quickly

[hushed hazel]

winged scythe?

[signal seal]

Yeag

That one

[hushed hazel]

i loved that weapon in pvp for a bit

[signal seal]

Its great opener in pvp

[hushed hazel]

i used winged scythe and lightning incants in pvp

honed strike is disgusting

[unkempt plinth]

bleed users

[signal seal]

Open with weapon art

So they can't heal

[sharp vale]

Bleed is valid

[hushed hazel]

yea

[sharp vale]

Can someone tell me where tf to farm more upgrade mats

[hushed hazel]

bro i just got put into an invasion with a dude who lagged through my entire melania's hand ability

[signal seal]

Winged +3 at sl50 is great pvp

[sharp vale]

I'm MALDING rn

[unkempt plinth]

stones or runes?

[sharp vale]

Stones

[hushed hazel]

you can find bell bearings to buy them from the maidens, or in the various tunnels throughout the areas

[sharp vale]

Don't want to dame runes

Where tf do I find bell bearings

[somber anvil]

@sharp vale y u still awake

[sharp vale]

I took a four hour nap and wanted to play elden ring

[wind axle]

Abuse the wiki

[hushed hazel]

some of them drop from mine bosses, others u can kinda just find around

[signal seal]

Google it the wiki is good

[sharp vale]

I kinda don't want to abuse the wiki

[unkempt plinth]

you go around the map and explore all the mines, most have a crystalline guardian which drops a bell for the twin maidens

[signal seal]

oh snap my internet is back

[wind axle]

Then no bearings for you

[sharp vale]

I mean I did in ds3 bc I wanted to find everything

[signal seal]

lets fucking gooo i have internet

[sharp vale]

Guys

That one cave where you fight two crystal guardians

[unkempt plinth]

what stones do you need?

[sharp vale]

How tf do you damage them

[sharp vale]

All of them LOL

[unkempt plinth]

just hit them

[wind axle]

Jump attack to break poise, visceral them to make them weak to all damage

[void slate]

Those are minerals not stones

[unkempt plinth]

smithing or somber?

[signal seal]

hey you're way into NG right?

[sharp vale]

Thank you

[wind axle]

You can just buy them all after you get the bearings

[hushed hazel]

i haven't started ng and i don't intend to

[signal seal]

oh

[hushed hazel]

i don't enjoy NG+, if i want to replay the game i just make new characters

[wind axle]

All except the ancient dragon ones

[signal seal]

i'm trying to get a talisman that requires a certain ending i can't get

not a talisman an incantation thingie

[thin kelp]

https://twitter.com/neekolul/status/1370958551368265731 oh no no no

neekolul🍒 (@neekolul)

my story (tw// abuse)

https://t.co/3zvNYB8YUT

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Twitter · Mar 14, 2021, 4:42 AM

[unkempt plinth]

yes but I’m asking which ones does he need since there’s the smith that sells up to +4 somber

[sharp vale]

WHEN I PULL UP IN THE BUICK Y'KNOW WHAT IM DOING

[unkempt plinth]

this and they’re strong against magic and stabbing/slashing weapons and weak to gravity and bludgeoning

[void slate]

What is this logo I'm not familiar with the brand

[hushed hazel]

which one

[void slate]

Three Shield Cars

[thin kelp]

IF THE POLICE GET BEHIND ME, IM FLEEIN AN ELUDIN

[wind axle]

Frenzy seal probably

[hushed hazel]

ahh yea

bro im ngl, as soon as shabriri spoke to me, i killed him 💀

i heard him go "let chaos consume the world!!" and went "nawh this guy sus"

plus i wanted that drippy ronin outfit

[unkempt plinth]

how many of you struggled against rahdan?

[sharp vale]

Buick

[hushed hazel]

i’m assuming pretty much everyone

considering he’s just a downright aggravating boss

[thin kelp]

beat him first try, wasnt even that hard tbh

[signal seal]

Frenzy flamed seal
requires NPC quest and a specific ending

[sharp vale]

SEEP INTO THE PALETTE TURN INTO A SAVAGE

[unkempt plinth]

I like 7th tried him

[hushed hazel]

what does it even give you i forgor

and yea ik requires the lord of chaos ending

[signal seal]

it just boosts madness incantations

[harsh quartz]

http://puu.sh/IP28Y/77d99b2990.png

[hushed hazel]

oh lol

[unkempt plinth]

the only reason it took more than one is because I’m bad and couldn’t dodge the first two arrows

[vestal ember]

are these your hands sir

[hushed hazel]

yeetim hand reveal

[wind axle]

can i still go find shabriri if i already beat the game?

[sharp vale]

Bitches love my hands

[vestal ember]

you seem to have... awfully small hands

[sharp vale]

Oh do I?

[thin kelp]

BIG EAR

BIG EAR

[vestal ember]

almost....childlike....

[unkempt plinth]

rot go brrr

[hushed hazel]

don’t think so

[vestal ember]

small hands...like a child...

[thin kelp]

ahh my latin american

wuz happenin cholo

[wind axle]

i want drip set

[sharp vale]

QUE HONDA CUHHH

[hushed hazel]

oh i thought you meant for the quest

if you hadn’t killed him you might still be able to

[thin kelp]

sorry my brudda, im not actually latino 😔

[sharp vale]

Duh

[thin kelp]

spiritually i am

which reminds me

[sharp vale]

Anyways

Bitches love my hands

[sharp vale]

Even rando does

[thin kelp]

wh?

[wind axle]

any idea on where i might find him?

[hushed hazel]

if he’s not at the zamor ruins grace then he’s gone

he doesn’t move

[sharp vale]

Proof

[hard spindle]

Huh what

Oh yes

He has v hot hands

[hushed hazel]

randolando spirit ashes

just mention hands and he summons fr

[unkempt plinth]

just as good as mimic tear if not better

[wind axle]

ill check it out ty

think i might do double bloodhound fang for ng+

[sharp vale]

METEORIC ORE BLADE

YOOOO THIS SHIT IS SICK

[wind axle]

in the event he isnt there would anybody mind killing their shabriri for me so i can steal his drip?

[sharp vale]

Does the edgelord armor heal you at low health?

[wind axle]

yeah

royal remains heals you at like 10% i think

[sharp vale]

That's cool as fuck

[wind axle]

anybody wanna drop me ronin set?

[sharp vale]

I love this armor

Are there any other cool armor sets like these

[wind axle]

oh nevermind i see him

armor with effects you mean?

black knife set makes your footsteps silent

[sharp vale]

Lame

[wind axle]

drip too hard

[wind axle]

theres probably more i havent been bothered to find them

[sharp vale]

FINALLY FOUND GAOL CAVE

[hushed hazel]

use blaidd’s set with iron kasa

it drips way too hard

[hushed hazel]

you mean gael

[wind axle]

drip TOO HARD

[sharp vale]

No I mean gaol

[hushed hazel]

also spoilers but ||i’m actually so mad that D died, bro was a real one and he just got murked when i returned to the roundtable ||

[wind axle]

i fucking feel like a badass with this armor now holy shit

[wind axle]

i didnt really care lmao his armor helped me a lot

[hushed hazel]

i wore his armour for a long while but i loved him bro

[wind axle]

also spoilers but ||FUCK MAN WHY DID IJI HAVE TO DIE I WANNA FUCKIN AVENGE HIM||

[hushed hazel]

||BRO FR I WAS LIKE ‘yo lemme go to iji for upgrades’ AND I SEE THE MF JUST DEAD||

||WHO EVEN KILLED HIM BRO||

[golden mica]

1. wtf are these
2. WHY ARE THERE TWO, I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A UNIQUE MF
   https://i.imgur.com/MMYo0Ah.jpeg

[somber anvil]

@golden mica

[golden mica]

[somber anvil]

Henlo henlo hru

[hollow marten]

[smoky matrix]

There are a few around, they let you duplicate a boss remembrance

But they're very finite

[hollow marten]

hi lemur

[thin kelp]

Yo, anyone (male) who has experience in intercourse with the opposite sex be down to answer questions in the DMs? Nothing weird, just need some advice
Don't take this weirdly just dm me if youre actually serious

[somber anvil]

@hollow marten @smoky matrix

[hollow marten]

ayo?

[queen osprey]

are you about to lose your v card

[thin kelp]

no

[queen osprey]

oh

[thin kelp]

other person is

[golden mica]

nothing normal about that kind of question tbh part of the magic is fumbling around on the first time

[thin kelp]

yeah except im not sure how to go about it without causing too much pain

had no problems with previous partners

[smoky matrix]

Hihi

[sharp vale]

Gaol cave was so fucking easy

[smoky matrix]

[hollow marten]

hru

[sharp vale]

Frenzied duelist? Mf got bled to death

[hollow marten]

also hi luna

[thin kelp]

first message of the day

[sharp vale]

Yes me

[hollow marten]

pog

[thin kelp]

no not u

[sharp vale]

I am experiences

Experienced

[thin kelp]

please, anyone else

[smoky matrix]

Falling asleep in an unnecessary tutorial with compulsory attendance zzz

[thin kelp]

[hushed hazel]

you use them to make more of the boss remembrances to get both of their items

the ones with the bells duplicate main story bosses / shardbearers
the ones without the bells do lesser bosses or secret bosses

[sharp vale]

Do you really think anyone else here has experience aside from me

[hard spindle]

Pat wtf is up with the new name

[thin kelp]

of course, ur right, oh virile one

[hard spindle]

💀

[queen osprey]

im a changed man

[hushed hazel]

sorry postninja i’d help you out but i’m currently a minor

[thin kelp]

guys i think he's a streamer

[hard spindle]

Still a dick?

[queen osprey]

sometimes

[thin kelp]

[hard spindle]

Omg only sometimes now 🙏

[hushed hazel]

give me shoutut on stram pls

[queen osprey]

oh wow pat_ttv is a real streamers stream

hm

[hushed hazel]

lmfao

[hard spindle]

Wait actually

Lmao giving him free promo

[thin kelp]

[hard spindle]

32 followers 😱 😱

[hushed hazel]

he’s famous wtf

[queen osprey]

https://i.imgur.com/mXTyz4P.png

aint got shit on me

omg embed fail

[sharp vale]

Okay but fr

[hard spindle]

Wait pat u actually stream💀

[sharp vale]

Wtf was so important at gaol cave

[thin kelp]

[queen osprey]

no

lol

i used to

maybe 3 years ago

[hard spindle]

Pat ex streamer guys 🥺

[thin kelp]

kids?

[hard spindle]

LMAO pat getting some pussy good joke

[thin kelp]

[queen osprey]

O_o

[hard spindle]

Pat when muscle reveal man

[queen osprey]

o_O

maybe when i go back to the gym xD

when i bench 2 plates each side ill muscle reveal

[hard spindle]

Better be soon. We need a pat something reveal

[queen osprey]

i only went to gym during hs

[thin kelp]

id post bod pics if i had one but im a lineman so

[hushed hazel]

you got it bro easy

[hard spindle]

Why did u stop?

[queen osprey]

true

unironically got a gf and never had time

[hard spindle]

Pat currently has a gf wtf!?!?

[queen osprey]

no lol

[hard spindle]

Omg first league player with a stable relationship

[hushed hazel]

he fr sacrificed muscles for women

[hard spindle]

Oh nvm. Hrs still a league player

[queen osprey]

💀

i was young and dumb

[hard spindle]

And ur reason now?

Hit da gym again. Even after I fell off hard I still worked out lmao

[queen osprey]

lazy + no money for it

[hard spindle]

Will never get that rando physic back 😭

[queen osprey]

physique

[hard spindle]

Stop buying bad mmorpgs and ur good

[thin kelp]

real

[hard spindle]

Autocorrect shut

[queen osprey]

lmao

[signal seal]

gank this 😄 i'm crying after this invasion

[sharp vale]

Ur a lineman

[hushed hazel]

hoarfrost

[thin kelp]

ill still line u up foo

[queen osprey]

whats a lineman

[sharp vale]

You've seen my muscle reveal

[thin kelp]

FOOTBALL

[queen osprey]

oh?

[hard spindle]

What muscles 💀

[signal seal]

it's a 1v3 what do you want from me

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

It's ironic how true it is that league players don't have stable relationships

[signal seal]

they thought they were smart ambushing me well i was smart killing the host

[hushed hazel]

true

i just abuse melania’s hand in invasions

[hard spindle]

I didn't know you played league?

[sharp vale]

I'm A LEAN MACHINE LOSER

[sharp vale]

Rude and no I don't play league

[hard spindle]

Yeetim u got 0 muscles and 0 bitches

[maiden goblet]

imagine being lean mean green bean killing machine

[sharp vale]

Look at my fitness story on Instagram

[maiden goblet]

couldn't be me

[sharp vale]

I get bitches

[hushed hazel]

take ur schizo meds

[sharp vale]

I'll send you my tape

[maiden goblet]

this convo makes my back hurt bro damb

[hushed hazel]

i’ll send you to prison

[hard spindle]

💀

[sharp vale]

Oh yeah you're like 12

[hard spindle]

Clapped ones

[hushed hazel]

real

[sharp vale]

After I clap them yes

[signal seal]

i just won a 1v2 with parries / ripostes so i hope you feel better now was too long to clip

[hard spindle]

Never say that again 💀

[sharp vale]

I am very lean

[hushed hazel]

much better

[hushed hazel]

i dont lean but my house do

[sharp vale]

Deleting that

[thin kelp]

VIDEO EVIDENCE?

[sharp vale]

LEAN???

[hushed hazel]

LEAN???

[thin kelp]

[hard spindle]

YEETIM NAWH

[bitter heath]

damn yeetim only gets clapped bitches

crazy

[hushed hazel]

fr

[hard spindle]

I SAW THAT BRO. I GOT BETTER DISCORD

[sharp vale]

Anyways moving on

[hushed hazel]

thats crazyyy

[sharp vale]

MOVING ON

[hard spindle]

Nawh I saw that twice

[sharp vale]

MOVING ON

[thin kelp]

I SAW THAT TOO

[sharp vale]

I don't want to get nae nae'd by mods

[hard spindle]

LMAO NAWH EXPLAIN URS3LF

[thin kelp]

EXPLAIN EXPLAIN

[sharp vale]

Okay look

[hushed hazel]

ok ima go to bed

[sharp vale]

I attract emo bitches, goth bitches, y'know the vibe

[hushed hazel]

yeetim remember to take ur meds before 9:30 or you’ll start hallucinating napalm bombings again

[thin kelp]

MY MAN

[sharp vale]

And we talk and I'm all about just making a genuine friendship ||because sex is genuinely depressing||

Anyways

She starts flirting with me and I'm like "send addy"

[bitter heath]

damn thats crazy

[sharp vale]

And so I pick her up and we go to an empty ass lot and park

And the rest is self explanatory

[signal seal]

1v2 without hoarfrost, killed the phantom for BM

[bitter heath]

💀

[thin kelp]

my man, she did ur palm reading? what a chad, imagine getting a palm readiing

[hushed hazel]

bro got flabbergasted

[sharp vale]

Yes duh

[signal seal]

yeah i am up to 50 rune arcs on this character, who's found like 2-3 naturally

[sharp vale]

Her hands were literally HALF THE SIZE OF MY HANDS

[hushed hazel]

she read his star sign and knew they were compatible fr

[bitter heath]

in an empty parking lot too!

[signal seal]

low level invasions are 🔩

[sharp vale]

Bing bing

[thin kelp]

dudes a straight playa

[signal seal]

yes

[hushed hazel]

sub 50 invasions are something else

[sharp vale]

Remember that girl I talked to you about who looks like that actress

SHE HIT MY DMS AGAIN

[signal seal]

you can have even playign field

[bitter heath]

nah this dude couldnt even offer this supposed woman a bed

[thin kelp]

i forget that sometimes u gotta align the chakra

[signal seal]

alr go for it

[sharp vale]

No 💀

[hushed hazel]

das true u gotta burn the incense or ur negative energy will turn into a horoscope

[thin kelp]

smh he probably used the back seat smh imagine not having a extendable bed in ur car

[thin kelp]

ever heard of shungite

[sharp vale]

Didn't use back seat

[thin kelp]

extendable sofa?

[bitter heath]

thats so much worse

[hushed hazel]

yea bro it absorbs harmful electromagnetic frequencies

[thin kelp]

[sharp vale]

My challenger has big seats yes

Post let me send you this screenshot rq

[thin kelp]

the dodge challenger 😱

WHERES UR HELLCAT POSER

[bitter heath]

pulled out one of these badboys

[hollow marten]

best chair in existence

[thin kelp]

SHEEESH

[smoky matrix]

Sheeeeesh

[thin kelp]

Instantly wet ong

[sharp vale]

I'm broke and can't afford

So I just have da rt

[thin kelp]

Rdeez nuts

I drive a jeep I can't clown anyone here

[bitter heath]

my car is an old 2002 corolla

so yknow

[thin kelp]

The Nokia of cars

[bitter heath]

exactly

[hushed hazel]

y’all ever tried the wim hof breathing thing

[sharp vale]

You ever tried getting some bitches?

[hushed hazel]

no

[thin kelp]

[hushed hazel]

i haven’t

been too busy getting muscles

[thin kelp]

Real

[hard spindle]

You are literally single stfu

[thin kelp]

Exposed

[hushed hazel]

but yea i did the wim hof breathing thing and it made my lungs feel good for a few seconds

[sharp vale]

Sigh

[hushed hazel]

for context i have horrid respiratory issues and i get out of breath from literally running up stairs

[hard spindle]

Obese

[sharp vale]

Post check your dms

[hushed hazel]

rando you’ve seen me

[hard spindle]

I'm sorry I didn't mean that 💀

[hushed hazel]

i am not obese

[hard spindle]

I had an impulse

[hushed hazel]

understandable

[hard spindle]

I had a famous randolando moment

[sharp vale]

Anyways

[hushed hazel]

epic randolando moment captured live on iphone video

[sharp vale]

Sleep time gn

The only rando lando moment that we ever capture is him failing to get any bitches

[hard spindle]

After seeing what u showed me in dms I don't think I want the weird ass birches ur getting 💀

They need therapy man

[hushed hazel]

LMFAO 💀

[hard spindle]

It's bad bad

[thin kelp]

I wanna see the procurement of bitches by yeetim

[thin kelp]

WHAT DMS

[hard spindle]

Do not

Those women are creepy af

They are mentally not okay

[thin kelp]

[hushed hazel]

rando, cold or hot shower

[queen osprey]

my old gym had hot cold contrast showers

[thin kelp]

Cold for 50s and then room temperature for the remainder

[queen osprey]

very good

[hard spindle]

Cold

[hushed hazel]

bet

[hard spindle]

But I am not taking hot showers bc of caluses

[sharp vale]

I still get bitches

[hushed hazel]

i usually take hot showers but i do cold occasionally to wake me up

[hard spindle]

I was literally getting a layer of hardened skin and my Nuckels bro

[thin kelp]

Nice

[round patrol]

hot start then cold

[thin kelp]

Become the thing

[hard spindle]

Staying out in the cold to much and too many cold showers. Only lukewarm showers now

[hard spindle]

Bro only fears god

[thin kelp]

Cold showers are for EU weirdos

[hushed hazel]

lukewarm showers

[hushed hazel]

cold showers are scientifically proven to improve your mental health

[round patrol]

use a moisturizer then goddamn

[hushed hazel]

ok shower time bye chat

[thin kelp]

Yeah ik I'm talking about a FULL cold shower

[hard spindle]

U think I didn't 💀

[round patrol]

idk what u be using

[hard spindle]

When shi is just rlly cold even moisturiser ain't help

[rough salmon]

yall floppa loves ain't got shizzzzzz

[round patrol]

live in a tropical country works great

[hard spindle]

Europe get very cold and night and in winter. U stay out all day working whilst it's raining and taking cold showers

U gonna get awful skin ong

[golden mica]

Chatbox, rune farm for lvl 50s?

[sharp vale]

@thin kelp what did u need advice with again

[sharp vale]

Beat bosses

[round patrol]

margit is no more

[hushed hazel]

i take 2-3 min cold showers to wake me up etc

if i actually wanna like wash my hair properly and get clean then i do warm

[sharp vale]

You're 12 just go to school lol

Who needs to shower at 6 AM

Just go to the bus lol

[hushed hazel]

yeet i literally do not go to school

variety of mental and physical health issues but i educate myself at home and only go in for exams

also it’s 7:47

[sharp vale]

Rough, I feel you

[hushed hazel]

honestly it gives me so much freedom

[sharp vale]

School really is a mentally taxing environment

[hushed hazel]

i can go to the gym or work on my hobbies whenever i want

[sharp vale]

I despise school honestly, it's literally a cesspool and breeding ground of toxic behavior and mental illnesses

[hushed hazel]

i have had horrid experiences in school that ended up giving me panic disorder

[sharp vale]

Majority of mental illnesses these days in people our ages could've just been prevented if we didn't send young people to school and give them technology

[hushed hazel]

yea real

[sharp vale]

I feel you bro, school gave me anxiety for a solid year or two until I toughened up mentally

Now I'm literally not bothered by anything and became super mentally tough

[hushed hazel]

i’m pretty ‘mentally tough’, i’m not bothered by insults or anything horrific, it’s mainly down to bad experiences with my physical conditions

[sharp vale]

Idk man

I don't struggle with stress, anxiety, trauma, sadness, or anything bc I straight up just power through it

[hushed hazel]

yea for most of my stuff i can do

what i mean is like, my mental stuff can get bad enough at school to cause physical issues

i have bad asthma along w/ migraines so enough stress and i'll end up having a migraine or panic attack which can trigger my asthma

[thick orbit]

https://youtu.be/a13WnqsRc5g

The wiggles slowly chagning cast

[smoky matrix]

Sadness

[sharp vale]

Lemur ily

[teal temple]

i don't

[thick orbit]

Oh yeet you pink now.. wait you been pink for quite a while

[sharp vale]

Yes

Bc someone gifted me a donation

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

Their username is guardian, they pop in here from time to time

I forget the numbers bc there's just so many guardian usernames

[thick orbit]

They got ratio'd

[sharp vale]

Pain

[sharp vale]

Lemur let me date your sister

[thick orbit]

[round patrol]

bruh this dude on top of fort haight is kicking my ass

[smoky matrix]

She's 12

[sharp vale]

C'MON

[sharp vale]

Wdym he's easy AF. Just spam his ass

I'm going to bed

[teal temple]

lemur is this u

[round patrol]

he has a huge shield and his attack has so much range

[harsh quartz]

lol

[round patrol]

and bloodloss

[teal temple]

@trail citrus

[teal temple]

le fire unicorn has arrived

[thick orbit]

you a streamer?

[queen osprey]

ye

[thick orbit]

ah who could of guessed

[queen osprey]

me

[thick orbit]

Damn nice

[sharp vale]

Can you shout me out

[sharp vale]

Renrenrenren

[thick orbit]

yeet

[sharp vale]

Look, ren

[thick orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-in-face-gif-12962414

I don't like cats

Cats are like naked mole things

[sharp vale]

Literally everyone in this chat except you likes cats

[thick orbit]

yep

[sharp vale]

Weird

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

I mean it's fine

Y'know everyone likes and dislikes things

But that's a first

[thick orbit]

[sharp vale]

Renrenrenrenrenren Ren

Gn ren hope you have good day

[thick orbit]

gn and its 7pm for me

[teal temple]

loaf

[trail citrus]

[clear cape]

i boosted the server

is that not enough stream

[teal temple]

i replied with a pic below the @

[trail citrus]

ah yes unicorn emblem

[teal temple]

i have two now and i was sharing that with you

[trail citrus]

howd you get them

[teal temple]

ice is just for matching and playing a game with 343, fire is for contributing or doing something worth noting for the community. Except i did neither of those

it just... showed up in my inventory two days ago

i think i earned it during the flight but they just now gave it to me?? notice the date i earned it

[exotic leaf]

excuse me

[high parrot]

Ban

[hard spindle]

For a bitch ass weak mf that's sits inside with no friends and only plays nerd games. I woulda thought u would have like 4 cats 💀

[thick orbit]

I have a dog

When he was a pup

[hard spindle]

He is a v good boy

I can tell. I am the good boy inspector

[thick orbit]

Yes he is a good boy

[thin kelp]

5 years?

Archie comics

[golden mica]

dead game

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/the-lorax-let-it-die-gif-18257321

[teal temple]

this mf was tryna put a price on oxygen, true sigma giga chad ultra octillianair mindset grindset

[thin kelp]

Capitalist patient zero

[hard spindle]

End it all

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-you-should-tracy-jordan-30rock-definitely-go-for-it-gif-21894208

[hard spindle]

Who

[golden mica]

Bruh do I have to do something for this invasion?!?

Sitting here for 10 mins

[teal temple]

git gud? just invade 4head

[thick orbit]

Help I am addicted to cod zombies but there is like 0 players

[teal temple]

what zmobies? 3? 2? 1? cold war?

[dapper hazel]

woof

[thick orbit]

bo3

[teal temple]

👉 👈 what if we held hands in zetsu bo no shima?

[oblique token]

bad

[thin kelp]

Moon map will always be goated

[thick orbit]

Yee moon is my fav also kino

[thin kelp]

true

[void slate]

I love 📮 🥷 @thin kelp

[thick orbit]

Kino has so much memories

[somber anvil]

@thick orbit

[thick orbit]

[somber anvil]

Ok 😳

[teal temple]

do you even have HANDS luna

[somber anvil]

I do

Wana see 😳

[teal temple]

h-hand leaks?? TOO LEWD, BANNED.

[somber anvil]

They are all cut rn tho

Work pain

[teal temple]

[thin kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-meme-gif-21634242

[sacred oasis]

🐝

[thin kelp]

[golden mica]

god elden ring pvp is actually the worst thing in the world

people actually out here just sitting here all day summoning their friends to do 1v3s and then bagging

[teal temple]

maybe because the game is dog water?

just like dead stiny

[cold nebula]

Density

Densityyyy I now only play for a weekly mission

[signal iris]

ahhh gankers

[limber kiln]

my wife passed

in car crash

[snow parrot]

dam

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/spies-in-disguise-ratio-didnt-ask-dont-care-twitter-gif-22116633

[gritty zealot]

oof

[wind axle]

Go to the right areas

Invading is level based, so go to areas which has many people that are roughly your level

Aka go to the furthest area of the game you can survive in

[whole current]

yo, anyone want a free copy of madden nfl 22 for origin? i have a code and no use for it

first to DM me gets it

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/seen-it-marty-back-to-the-future-ive-seen-this-one-gif-5960361

[golden mica]

WHAT IS MADNESS AND WHY DID IT JUST KILL ME

[unkempt plinth]

madness is a status condition like death

[signal iris]

elden ring's version of curse

[unkempt plinth]

it does a crap ton of damage

it builds up from a lot of things but most of them are yellow flame-like things, it goes down if you're not building up madness

[signal iris]

in ds1, a full curse bar instakills you and halves your hp "permanently"

unless you purged the curse

[unkempt plinth]

that's like death in elden ring except there's no health bar reduction, I think beast clergyman is the only health bar reducing enemy in the game, could be wrong

[signal iris]

fuck these creatures fr

[unkempt plinth]

also Arcane makes dying from death slower

[signal iris]

ds1 was the only one that caused health bar reduction from curses
maybe ds2 did too, don't remember

[unkempt plinth]

madness and death are just awful to deal with

[signal iris]

it's not as bad in ds2

[barren dagger]

what in the fuck, first time I open this channel today

[unkempt plinth]

tf?

that sounds horrible

[void slate]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-gif-10327663

[signal iris]

doesn't instantly kill u tho

[unkempt plinth]

any health bar reduction sucks

[barren dagger]

did you get funny elden ring

[wind axle]

L to michael

[barren dagger]

big L

[hard spindle]

Frost r u here

[wind axle]

No

[signal iris]

wanna see something scary? @golden mica

[cold nebula]

Слава Украйна

Also Hello

[wind axle]

Michael is gaming too hard in elden ring

[void slate]

Ykpaiha

[signal iris]

@unkempt plinth

[golden mica]

I have made it to the funny rune spot
https://i.imgur.com/VkzsbiD.jpeg

[void slate]

Where should I go @cold nebula

[barren dagger]

blueberry

[teal temple]

anywhere that doesn't have cringe ass elden ring stuff in the chat

seriously how do people enjoy that shit game

[cold nebula]

No Strawberry, so go Blueberry

[void slate]

🫐

@cold nebula

[granite umbra]

🇵🇱 ↖️ ‼️

[wind axle]

Why'd you message me earlier lmao

[wind axle]

Im going to hit you over the head with various objects

[golden mica]

I needed you for something

[wind axle]

For what 🤨

[cold nebula]

Lol

[golden mica]

bruh is this area just a waste of time?!? I killed the dude there and nuffin happen

[signal iris]

there's a lot of that in fromsoft games

[cold nebula]

@void slate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAy2eVlvaZQ&list=RDJzuLHyY4Ir8&index=2

[leaden pecan]

They're opening a bloody digital art gallery in London for NFTs...

I hate my country.

[hushed hazel]

nothing rlly happens there until u beat radahn

[wind axle]

Item

[hushed hazel]

but yes, for now, that area is a waste of time

[barren dagger]

this is a moment when I can say im not proud to be british

[hushed hazel]

real

[unkempt plinth]

rip healthbar

[unkempt plinth]

did you beat the mimic tear?

[golden mica]

[unkempt plinth]

go beat mimic tear, they're stupidly easy

[golden mica]

haven't found yet

[barren dagger]

find quicker

[unkempt plinth]

they're easy to find

you'll find them not even 5 minutes from the entrance

[somber anvil]

@golden mica hi dad

[golden mica]

hi bud

[somber anvil]

[fringe umbra]

can someone tell me the difference between metal gear solid v the phantom pain and metal gear solid v ground zeroes? i cant figure out which is the dlc?

[signal iris]

gz is the "dlc"

phantom pain is a full thing

[fringe umbra]

its the same price as the other one on steam tho

[signal iris]

[fringe umbra]

also where to get the first 4 MGS games? i want to play revengance but im told its kind of a spinoff of 4

[signal iris]

gz is a separate game, but it's like dlc level

[fringe umbra]

ah oke

[signal iris]

it's also based before pp

[fringe umbra]

so gz is a prequel "dlc" to pp

[signal iris]

ya

[fringe umbra]

but i should play pp first?

[signal iris]

no, play gz first

it's the start of pp story

[fringe umbra]

ah okey

is it worth playing the previous MGS games?

theres 5 mainline ones and a bunch of spinoffs? according to wikipedia

[signal iris]

i've only played mgs 5 (gz AND pp) and mgs 3

[fringe umbra]

all i know about MGS is that engravings provide no tactical advantage and that standing here i realise

[teal temple]

will it make me like elden cringe

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-the-binding-of-isaac-isaac-schmoovin-persona4but-awesome-isaac-dance-gif-22484244

[somber anvil]

PlayStation

[fringe umbra]

isaac hit that yoinky sploinky

[somber anvil]

Play Them like this

[fringe umbra]

like from the online store? that the only place?

[somber anvil]

Well no

If you want to play all playstation games you need a ps3

[signal iris]

there are a few on xbox 360 too

[somber anvil]

Buy this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_Solid:_The_Legacy_Collection

Order is mgs 3 - peace Walker - mgs ground zeroes - phantom pain - mg1 mg2 mgs1 mgs2 mgs4

[queen osprey]

l0l

[sharp sage]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666519736007262240/953265695771213824/image0.png

[fringe umbra]

is that chronological order or the order i should play them in

[hard spindle]

L0l

[somber anvil]

Chronological

[fringe umbra]

i also see an MGS HD collection as well as this Legacy collection. any difference?

[wind axle]

Yes

[somber anvil]

Legacy includes all games HD Includes mgs 2 mgs3 and peace walker

[teal temple]

that's impossible frost, i'm already behind you

[signal iris]

oh yea, i forgot that mgs5 was the prequel to mgs1

[somber anvil]

Actually its prequel to mg1

[signal iris]

i'm not wrong

[somber anvil]

Not interily

[fringe umbra]

kojima why u gotta make this so complicated

just make games about fetus in jar and keep it that way

[somber anvil]

Also you actually replied to me for once so thanks for that

[fringe umbra]

can i buy the legacy collection from the PSstore? i only got a ps4

[somber anvil]

No

[fringe umbra]

bugger

so i have to buy an ebay ps3 and mgs legacy collection for...

[signal iris]

i still have my ps3 LOL

[fringe umbra]

50 bucks for the game. not as bad as i was expecting tbh

[somber anvil]

I expected more tbh

Mgsv is very different from the others

Youll have fun and your brain completely fried for so many things

[lament egret]

hi offtopic oomfies

[somber anvil]

Hi oomfie koi

[fringe umbra]

is it worth playing the OG Metal Gear 1 and 2

the 1987 and 1990 ones

[leaden pecan]

Same.

[barren dagger]

wordpress is bad and bad

[somber anvil]

For purely story porpuses only

[barren dagger]

stupid red bar

[fringe umbra]

would it be easier to just youtube a summary then? they dont look like my style of game

[somber anvil]

Sure

[lament egret]

[somber anvil]

https://youtu.be/-K977NxGhyU

[fringe umbra]

thank u for the info :)

[somber anvil]

12 hours of metal gear

[fringe umbra]

sweet jesus

[somber anvil]

:p

[barren dagger]

i thought this was a dog till i read the emote name

this college library monitor too small or just bad quality

[somber anvil]

@lament egret

[lament egret]

hii

[somber anvil]

Hi hi cute koi

[lament egret]

hii lana hru

[teal temple]

koe you don't play elden cringe do u

[barren dagger]

the elden ring hater

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812948853618769940/818917709861355571/image0-5.gif

[teal temple]

i unironically think the game is garbage and will shit on it every chance i get

[signal iris]

koe, summon me in elden ring and i'll kamehameha the boss

[teal temple]

regardless of who is talking about it

[north saddle]

trashstiny couldn’t even break 1.2M

Godring is saving the day with gaming

[signal iris]

[somber anvil]

Im good hru

[lament egret]

ghu

[unkempt plinth]

It's already out sold all dark souls games last time I checked

[signal iris]

i preordered elden ring without knowing shit about it, just the name

[teal temple]

doesn't mean it's not a hot pile of trash

[unkempt plinth]

So it clearly can't be trash

[north saddle]

ANYONE ELSE FIND ELDEN RING ONE OF THE BEDT GAMES EVER

[teal temple]

wrong

[lament egret]

still nauseous and my head hurts now

[unkempt plinth]

Clearly couldn't get past Margit

[teal temple]

drink water

[lament egret]

time to down more meds

[wind axle]

Your mother

[somber anvil]

Im so sorry koi

[signal iris]

she hasn't even played the game

[lament egret]

also no i dont own elden ring !!!!

[teal temple]

it's like every single elden cringe player assumes i even own the game, it's a hot pile of garbage

[north saddle]

[somber anvil]

Im also down to play more when i get home koi!

[lament egret]

i would like to!!!

[teal temple]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STAY AWAY

[signal iris]

based

[unkempt plinth]

I mean, she didn't get past Margit then, I'm not wrong with my assumption

[teal temple]

you become a very cringy person when you own the game, it's like ark when it first came out

[wind axle]

Join us yes

[wind axle]

[lament egret]

listen as someone who went 3 straight days with a friend to go from start to finish in dark souls 3 with all dlcs

i want to play elden ring

[teal temple]

hit me harder frosty

[wind axle]

I'm 17 💀

[signal iris]

midir and gael

[lament egret]

[north saddle]

SLACKING

[lament egret]

pog!!!

[unkempt plinth]

Tbf, most people that say that are mad because the game's too hard for them

[teal temple]

nothing i said was inherently sexual about that, bro you need some professional help if you think i mean that otherwise

[wind axle]

💀

[signal iris]

i'm not in any rush to complete the game

[somber anvil]

Ur pog!

[lament egret]

claire buy me elden ring and we’ll play

[teal temple]

i bet 100 dollars most people here didn't even play the original elden ring

[signal iris]

[teal temple]

nobody here is old enough to remember "die by the sword"

[lament egret]

i feel old

[unkempt plinth]

Elden ring is literally my first souls-like, it's a lot of people's first souls-like

[teal temple]

but your only like 20 something

[lament egret]

21

[barren dagger]

old

[onyx schooner]

old

[teal temple]

i'm older than koe??

[lament egret]

shut kneeknee

[wind axle]

Old

[barren dagger]

anyone older than me is very old and a boomer

[unkempt plinth]

Old

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/olddance-gif-23074315

[lament egret]

skill issue arent you frost’s age

[barren dagger]

im 19

[teal temple]

koe at the nursing home

[lament egret]

wtf older than frost

impossible

[wind axle]

Possible

[teal temple]

damn skill your basically a teenager

[lament egret]

hes like a baby

[somber anvil]

Omg so many toddlers

You are all soo cute

[wind axle]

🗿

Okay Boomer

[teal temple]

which means anyone's opinion below the age 22 is garbage

[barren dagger]

what

https://tenor.com/view/kthsjuui-kthsjuul-gif-23500358

[wind axle]

Everyone over the age of 20 is dead

[barren dagger]

ill be dead in a few months

[north saddle]

N1 else going to I’m person school now

[lament egret]

So true frost i wish it were me

[teal temple]

well your not wrong, once you turn 21 you turn hollow like in ds2 and every little thing affects you in many ways

[lament egret]

thats surprisingly accurate actually

[somber anvil]

Bruh

[unkempt plinth]

At 21 you become afflicted by the status condition called death and until removed death stacks until you die but you can prevent dying from death with a high enough vitality

[lament egret]

[barren dagger]

you just get a debuff once you turn 21 and slowly increases

[unkempt plinth]

You get the taxes debuff

[lament egret]

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-cat-murderous-intent-murder-gif-23855100

[barren dagger]

you start to say inspirational quotes when you turn 21

[lament egret]

heres mine

[barren dagger]

inspire me

[lament egret]

i forgor

[barren dagger]

i cant think college work is draining

[barren dagger]

debuff increased

[teal temple]

life is like newer halo, it's all just dog shit and you have no garbage can to throw it away in so you just have to deal with it

[signal iris]

dude is r1 spamming

[unkempt plinth]

If you don't die you live - Ghandi, The Art of War

[lament egret]

im afflicted by the “woke up too hard so now i feel like shit” debuff for 4 more hours

[unkempt plinth]

Tbf, that boss is a push over

[lament egret]

(Im going to increase it by downing more meds that make me tired)

[barren dagger]

downing meds does not seem healthy

[cold nebula]

What's happeing

[grand ivy]

why does it say im NA

[lament egret]

to you smh

[teal temple]

because your na, it's a simple concept

[barren dagger]

true

i can barely swallow paracetamol pills

I unironically have to cut it up into quarters

[grand ivy]

is it supposed to be like my region

[teal temple]

HAH IMAGINE NEEDING MEDICINE TO HELP YOU, now excuse me i need to go to this meeting with my paralysis demon named clyde

[barren dagger]

gsxr

[teal temple]

[unkempt plinth]

There's a more unhealthy way to put it

[lament egret]

(Im going to make crack)

[barren dagger]

[barren dagger]

bad influence

[wind axle]

I'm crack ⁉️

[barren dagger]

what does he mean by that

[lament egret]

yeah, cracked out of ur mind!

[teal temple]

he's cracked DUH

[onyx schooner]

forehead

[bronze plume]

koemi#5745 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[unkempt plinth]

You're cracked

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-crack-an-egg-break-an-egg-lets-get-crackin-get-crackin-gif-16765383

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/life-imprisonment-cat-imprisoned-for-gif-22568262

[lament egret]

I’ll cry rn

[onyx schooner]

good

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-going-to-beat-you-to-death-polywhirl-meme-run-pokemon-gif-22678910

do not hurt koemeimeim

[unkempt plinth]

Freeze dry?

[somber anvil]

No pls

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/poliwhirl-poliwrath-angry-pokemon-gif-17959876

[lament egret]

https://tenor.com/view/marx-2219-meme-wow-yes-gif-22915194

[unkempt plinth]

It's a legendary pokemans

[teal temple]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-gif-22421002

[barren dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-swag-drugs-funny-gif-21063495

[wind axle]

https://tenor.com/view/aqua-minato-aqua-in-my-way-in-my-way-to-do-your-mom-aqua-in-my-way-to-do-your-mom-gif-22000808

[amber tusk]

Anyone else get the urge to nose dive off the nearest tower whenever you watch a mobile game ad on YouTube

[wind axle]

average elden ring discord user